Club 520 Podcast - 520 in the Morning - Jeff Teague REACTS to Cleveland Cavaliers BEATING Pistons Game 7, Spurs-Thunder, SGA wins NBA MVP

Episode Date: May 18, 2026

Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, B Hen, and Marquis Teague ARE BACK to talk all things NBA Playoffs after the Detroit Pistons were ELIMINATED by the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 7 of the 2nd round. Jeff and the ...guys preview the Cavaliers-Knicks Eastern Conference Finals series and discuss what's next for Cade Cunningham and the Pistons. Plus, SGA officially won back-to-back MVP trophies, this time getting the award over Victor Wembanyama and Nikola Jokic. The guys talk about where that ranks Shai Gilgeous Alexander all-time and why that will be fuel for Wemby and the Spurs in this Western Conference Finals. And don't miss the fellas discuss A'Ja Wilson's 45-point night, Caitlin Clark on fire to start the season, Ronda Rousey beating Gina Carano, and much more!Timeline:0:00 - Isaiah Hill joins the show!8:00 - Cavs beat Pistons Game 719:00 - Superchat questions24:00 - SGA wins back-to-back MVPs28:00 - T'Wolves lose to Spurs in 637:00 - A'ja drops 45 points40:00 - WNBA weekend scores42:00 - Superchat questions, Part 244:00 - Get Well Soon49:00 - Verified Buckets & B Hen's parlayAll lines provided by ‪Hard Rock Bet#VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:07 Good morning. Happy Monday. It's 5.20 in the morning. Your favorite sports show brought to you by Boost Mobile. It's going down the month of May. Man, it's almost the end of May. But we're going to announce the end of the week, man, on 520. They may be shout to our family over there at Bootsmobile.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Shout to Hard Rock Beat. Behan. What's had them? Conference finals, you got a lay? Yeah, I got a lay today. It's looking good, bro. It's looking good. All, when Be here talking that coming about to lay hand gas.
Starting point is 00:02:36 up in nothing, okay. We might have a smack on our hands. I think I'm gonna play this one today. You tapped in, Moop? Yeah, Lou, he's locked in. Yeah, I'm locked in today. Lou confirmed it, man. It's a good one.
Starting point is 00:02:46 All right, man. Tap in, like we said, Harrock Bay. Let's get this money for show on the Monday. There's been nothing. No. Respect, man. Pray for my ops like Zay-Shirt, say.
Starting point is 00:02:56 Oh, God. You work with your ops? For sure. It's always been. You know what I mean? As always been. Switch cheese, cut. Shout to stock kicks our family, man.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Shout to Dale. Shout to Britain, man. Five 20 days going down this weekend. We just told you all the thousand times. Do not get on our fucking nerves about it. Be hearing for the people who didn't happen to hear it, man. Tell them where to go, bro. And hopefully it don't rain.
Starting point is 00:03:21 Shit. You act like Jeff. Hopefully a hold off. Man, we got the field day to kick off the day, though. We will announce the games whenever they figure it out. And who was that nigga playing? I don't know. But pull up for the game.
Starting point is 00:03:36 Field Day, man. Come kick it, come eat. Come drink if you drink. Then after that, we had Laflocka for the concert, Belly Gang, Maybe Face Ray. Carlito. Then we finish it off the night at Georgia Street, man. It's going down, man.
Starting point is 00:03:50 Shop Club, 520.com. Get your tickets. Get your merches going down this weekend for sure. Got a full house this Monday morning. We got boo. Excuse him, boo. Shit. I fuck my boy name up.
Starting point is 00:03:58 We got Moot. We got Bishop. We got Teague. Fellas, come on. How y' y'all doing? A lot of hoop this weekend, man. Before we get into it, man, we got our young guy in the building, man.
Starting point is 00:04:05 What's going on? Come on. Pull up, John. That's still right, man. It's got it. Best bid. No, you're right. He's too damn cool, man.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Niggas can bid they get too cool, man. What's that in the age? What's that? Come on, man. West Lafayette makes some noise, man. Y'all do it's in the building. How you feel it, man? I'm good.
Starting point is 00:04:25 How y'all feeling? Good. Coach H, man, you got. Sign still delivered. What's going on? Oh, man. So, go ahead, announce to the people where you committed. I know everybody has seen it on the internet and all that,
Starting point is 00:04:34 but we still here. family. I went to Purdue University, and it was just a good school to go to Biggs and everything. My boy, nervous. He committed to Purdue University. Purdue, Purdue. You know what I mean? I wouldn't never a Purdue fan, but now I got a trip for Purdue because you're going there.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Everybody knows my history with Purdue. For sure, I never got the opportunity. Yeah, you know what I mean? So I'm going to show love to him now, though. And what made you want to go to Purdue, bro? I went to Purdue because, for one, it's, for one, it's. It's a big man school. It's a good big man school. And it's a good school for academics and scholarships and educations and stuff. And they got good coaching staffs as well, too. My boy did a PR training for his mama team. Make sure you say the academic.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Yeah. For sure. For sure. Yeah. Congrats, my boy. That's dope, man. Congratulations. We got to be Purdue fans now, man. Y'all supposed to be the first time, man. We know how they went for sure. That's a fake. Now, Big Man you for sure, man. And especially with this new big big. 10, Big 12, Big 12, big 14. They play everybody in the nation, man. So you get to really hoop out against the best across the nation, man.
Starting point is 00:05:42 Hey, now listen, you're at Purdue now. You're probably one of the biggest robberies. Some of that blooms are hayes on the way. Yeah. They wanted you. And they ain't get you. It's on the way. Oh, you, brother.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Yeah. Welcome to the IU hate club. You're a market team. I say, wait till you walk in that gym, bro. On that day. Hell yeah. You get wicked. Be ready for all that smoke, man.
Starting point is 00:06:02 A whole bunch of booze and all that. Yeah. So let's talk about you. this EYBL, man. We got a chance for it. We're here. Look, I know you.
Starting point is 00:06:11 We're here. Let's talk about what happened this weekend. How was it in the YYBO this tournament? Y. Y, B.O. This tournament. Y, you played for Andy Heat. Indeed.
Starting point is 00:06:18 You all won EYBL last year. Yeah. What is looking like this year? Oh, damn. We're not playing as a team. Damn, don't do that. No, I just, no. Don't give them too much, say.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Don't give them too much. We just actually had a week here. Jaylon Brown this bull, but don't kill him so much because it's a real guy Oh,
Starting point is 00:06:42 man, hold on a weekend go. Nah, it was a good weekend for show. I just felt like we just could
Starting point is 00:06:48 have played a little better. Yeah. How do you think you did? I performed good. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Oh, man. He said, well, he ain't asked and need a bag. He was going to like this one. He didn't act like me in the locker room, well?
Starting point is 00:07:05 See? Do you think y'all can win it all again this year, though? Yeah, I feel like we got a chance because our last game on Sunday, we played as a team, man. If you play like that every game, we're going to win about 30 games. Sure, man. Oh, man, shout to our young guys over there, Indy Heat, man. You see his age, man, pray for my Oz, boy. He started off lighting the fire, man.
Starting point is 00:07:25 No, for sure, man. Listen, man, congratulations. Keep doing your thing. Wish you well, bro. Keep here for you. Keep rooting for you over here. I'll be here. One more question, man.
Starting point is 00:07:32 I appreciate that. What's it like playing for him? Coach Moot That's my doubt He's good Yeah he's a good coach Who the crazy coach on the same Keep it real
Starting point is 00:07:41 You What's it like What's it like playing for him? Yeah Coach Lou is a good coach Yeah You could coach too He won't do
Starting point is 00:07:55 He won't of his attitude You be yelling at a lot So That's where you get your shit off Jay Yeah Yeah Yeah let Let him go so
Starting point is 00:08:04 I'm real off No, for sure, man. Listen, congratulations. Keep killing. Keep doing your thing, man. Don't go to school, man. You can't go to school right now, man. There we go, man.
Starting point is 00:08:16 You got you a good one, bro. I got your next big killer on the way, man. Congratulations. It's going down for sure. Before we talk about the playoffs, go ahead, load it up. Lou, you know what time it is? You're good, sir. Hey, you good, brother.
Starting point is 00:08:29 No, we're on, man. Before we talk about what happened yesterday, man. Because the Pistons got their ass whoop. Closeout game, boy. Game seven's never really in good, man. As we hear, we got to do it proper, man. Loaded Drake. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Damn, Sam Merrill's five for a. I ain't gonna lie. They'll walk across here. It looked like a... Tall and head. We got that. I ain't, damn, I ain't... I ain't, I ain't...
Starting point is 00:08:56 I'm over at 66th yesterday, too. Yeah, Sam Merrill. Yeah. Kill Lynn. I'm and Jared Allen, bro. That's what it takes. Shout to Jared Allen for pulling up, man. Me.
Starting point is 00:09:06 The other guy. shit, mostly. The bitch is not going to matter on Judgment Day. Man, y'all go on this thing. Right here. They cut his dreads off, man. He back to reality. Did he?
Starting point is 00:09:16 Yeah. He was back with his wife. Everything cool. He back. He back hooping, bro. Bob's in. He's back. He's back in the gym and shit.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Yeah, man. They could have used him yesterday. Man, the Cavs beat this shit out of Detroit. 125 to 94. Donovan Mitchell went crazy yesterday. 26, 8, and 6. Jared Allen showed up a 23 and 7. San Burrell hooped out yesterday.
Starting point is 00:09:37 five threes, 23 points in Evan Mobley, 21, 12, and 6. I'm not reading none of the stats for the Detroit business because all of it was a fucking joke yesterday. Hey, go ahead, load it up. Ooh, that boy was in hell yesterday. Where you at? Yeah, Dave.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Jesus, they forgot it was Game 7, boy. They put Bill. Running out of gas, bro. Good pair, they started the game off with this. I knew it was going to be in trouble. Yeah, the Donald Mitchell was being. I had to put my Detroit jersey back.
Starting point is 00:10:07 back up. On the first play? Yeah. Oh, first play. You know what I did? I winged out my day. I'm secured it.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Oh. This, man. Hey. It's still a little, man. Hey. It's all alone. And so
Starting point is 00:10:23 Thompson is one of the best of the NBA, man. No, no. No, you got it. Man, that was cool.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Tobias Harris, Boy. Bobius. His is not be in Detroit next year. Oh, man, bro. He just got done killing. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:10:40 That's why he's gone. That's the problem, though. Lobo? That is the problem with y'all. This is fire right here. Yes. And relying on Tobias Harris to give you 25. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:10:53 It he is. Alan, we still believe. My boy, Alan, said he was not pulling up to Detroit. He kept his ass in a kid. Hey. Yeah. Shout to my boy, Alan. Happy birthday.
Starting point is 00:11:04 He said DPU. Alan, we still believe. the marathon continues. It's Sam real. Die for that game, boy. But what was he doing? He didn't make a move or nothing. He just ran into this nick.
Starting point is 00:11:19 All defense, bro. He was moving on. He both sides of the ball, bro. Oh, both sides of the ball. But, yeah. That's first. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:29 But, uh, it was. I ain't going to lie. I am himself, man. For me to believe lethal shooter, this would be his greatest. accomplishment. Greatest accomplishment. If he could turn him and his brother
Starting point is 00:11:40 into like 35% three-point shooters, he's going to make two superstars. Yeah. They need to call him, they need to call lethal shooter immediately. Thanks. He turned Lavar Ball into a shooter, so he probably can get them.
Starting point is 00:11:58 All right, I'm telling you. They turn him into what? A shooter. Lavar Ball. You seen shooting? Man, he don't get the fuck on. They said Levar Ball was on the tripod. Shoot it.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Oh, that's burning. While we're here, man, loaning up, man, Jury, Alan and I'm Mettich saying Merrill balled out yesterday. Let's see it.
Starting point is 00:12:15 No. Let me. Hey, bitch up. No, nah, we ain't doing that one. Now, shout out to the bar. Legend. Hey.
Starting point is 00:12:28 No. That's crazy. No. I don't know. Oh, good, perfect. Nah, I'll be here. I ain't know that, Cubs. I ain't know that.
Starting point is 00:12:40 DJ said. I said. He said who said it. I get in trouble, like. Hey. Hey. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:56 No. No. You said, Luke the shooter turned him into 30% three-point shooters. they're going to be all-stars? No. Merrill, no hesitation.
Starting point is 00:13:07 They'd be the junk stuff. Yeah, that's shooting shit. It's our time. He was early on that. He was lying away now. It's not last night, though. Damn. I'm going that, though.
Starting point is 00:13:22 They're L.E.P. He had a heck of it now. Can he show up like this against Kat? He has to? Yeah, he's going on to play with. Okay. Is that too late? 69.
Starting point is 00:13:33 But who's more towards him or mold you? Jared Allen. Jared Allen? Yeah, yeah. For sure. We know what we're going to do. Who? Yeah, this is we just been moralized on this there to watch the piss and get
Starting point is 00:13:50 moved. Like this. Puck's on. Mitchell swing it. Now, phone face. Spatch. Shoot the shoots.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Yeah, we don't get out. Watch some more of this. Yeah, we can go ahead and shut it down. man. This was nasty work yesterday. Shout out to the Cleveland Cavaliers, man, moving on to the conference finals against New York Knicks. While we're here for Detroit, what's the offseason look like?
Starting point is 00:14:12 We've seen reports, you know what I'm saying? Jelen Dern. May not get the entire max deal, but... They got to get a score, bro. They need another score. Probably two of them. They got to get a couple scores. The bi-serious should be back. I think he's a good piece for them, but he can't be a second option.
Starting point is 00:14:29 They have to go get a bona fide second option. But, Tomi and Seris is expected to have a lot of suitors away he played in his postseason. You think the price might be too high for him to come back to Detroit? It could be. I mean, this is like his last run,
Starting point is 00:14:43 so I imagine he's going to go for the money. It ain't that he needed. I don't know. I ain't saying it like that. He might want to stay where he comfortable. Yeah, for that. They need to go after Kevin Durant, Zach Levine.
Starting point is 00:14:57 At this point, even DeMarre de Rosen, they just need scores. Scores. Sonny five scoring. somebody that can take some pressure off the Cade. I wish they can get Devin Booker, boy. D-Book, they need to just throw, they need to go for the Gustone, get one of those go-to scores, for sure.
Starting point is 00:15:13 Do you think they should contemplate going all out? I know they still got their young stars, and they actually are young, but is this a time of people? Like, look, we're right there. If we go get two killers and one bona fide killer, about the attacks? Yeah, I think you go get an older one, though, where it's like a one-year trial under KD or, you know,
Starting point is 00:15:30 Somebody who's a couple years. But they need a killer for sure. Yeah. I ain't mad at it at all. MPJ in the conversation as well? They're going to need more than MPJ. MPJ is good. He'll help, though.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Yeah, it helped. But they're going to need, like, somebody who can put the ball in their hand, create, and kill. MPJ is just more of a shooter. He can kill, but his is all jump shots. For sure. But they need somebody to get to the round. Exactly. It's going to be perfect.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Yeah, who? Zach Levina would be perfect for Kate. Yeah, he on a one-year deal. Yeah. Yeah, because he can get 20. He takes him pressure off Kay. His defensive ability, though. I mean, better than Duncan Roberts.
Starting point is 00:16:13 For sure. Yeah, they don't got nobody else. It can't nobody else score. He didn't score or they got smoke. That nigga's still human, bro. That's what I was saying. Like, at some point, he's going to have to be a human, bro. He can't go out to get 40 every night.
Starting point is 00:16:28 You see when James having a fucked up game, Donovan comes save the day. Like, because he, niggas have all nights, bro. He was trying because he was getting 40s. Yeah. And, you know, that quality players, they're not really technically others, but the others for Cleveland showed up. You had Sarah Merrill give you big games.
Starting point is 00:16:41 You had Max Drew's give you big games. Detroit had some time like Danny Jenkins give him a couple, but it was heavily a lot of people. Jenkins give you 17. That's supposed to be a plus. That's the San Marro 17. He gave us 17, we should win. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Yeah. And when he's talking to game, hit both of shots, I was like, yeah, if he's the only one getting going, it's going to be a long night. He's the only one to be like my fourth. Basket. Yes. Nobody else can get to the basket besides Cade.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Nobody else can make a play. Myrhus is a catch-and-shoe guy, post-player, getting that mid-range and score a bucket. Everybody else, they can't create anything. Like, Duncan Robinson cannot create a damn thing. And if the Thompson twin shoots so bad that even what he could do that he's good at attacking the rim and getting downhill, he can't because they're literally sitting in the paint waiting for him to be there.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Yeah. So all your thoughts is wide open. Now, if he can get to a 35% three-point shooter where he can make two a game, and you've got to kind of guard him a little bit. Bro, he'd be cold. He'd be just too athletic. He'd be cold.
Starting point is 00:17:43 But I think Detroit fucked up when they stopped playing wool because he'd bring a defensive intensity, but he can also make a shot. Yeah, yeah. They stopped playing him. They didn't give Ron Holland a chance. Yeah. Who's another guy who plays hard,
Starting point is 00:17:59 defensive intensity? possibly make a shot. Yeah, he can get to the room, too. Yeah, you know what I mean. Definitely gets a room. He definitely gets it to the round. They could get to the rim. They could do a couple of things.
Starting point is 00:18:10 They might hit a three. They just didn't give them a chance. And I think that was just like a bad play going down a stretch. Well, said, well, Detroit had a hell of a year, man. A lot of people fucking overachieve. Number one in the East took a leap from last year, second round exit. Good job, Kate.
Starting point is 00:18:25 Shots of Detroit, man. I know things ended pretty bad, which I had a hell of a season, nothing to be upset about. I'm very interested to see what they do in the offseason. But going forward now, we got the Eastern Conference Finals, Cavs and Knicks. We'll talk about a little bit more tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:18:37 But how are you feeling right now, man, can the Cavs beat the Knicks? Is it a possibility? Strong possibility or low possibility? That's a possibility. The Knicks obviously got the better team to me. They got the upper hand. But I feel like if Donovan Mitchell do what he's supposed to do,
Starting point is 00:18:52 he can make it at least a six, bro. They need, what's your boy, Schroeder? They need Schroeder this series back. I like that. They need him bad, bro. They don't got nobody that can guard Jaylen Brunsson.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Yeah. This shit over with it. And I, you know, I want James Hardin to get to the finals. Definitely. But there ain't nobody on that team guard Jaylen Brunsson. They don't have nobody. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:20 It don't matter. He said, they can go get Piri Ellis. It don't matter. Who to hell? Damn, shout out to Pire Ellis. It's serious. They ain't got nobody. to guard him. Nobody.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Donovan Mitchell can't guard him. They don't put match troops on him. No way. Christmas. They're going to put Dean Wade, no way. Yeah, because they got bodies to throw at Donovan. It's a different. It's a different. That's what I'm scared about, too. That's the difference.
Starting point is 00:19:47 I don't know, bro. I think it'll be a six-game series. Jaylon Brunson a different animal than Kay Cunningham because he got other weapons. Like, when he getting that pick and roll with cat, he can pass it back to cat cat going to hit a three for sure Mitchell gonna roll for the live like they got different threats and that motherfucker is ran to perfection for him
Starting point is 00:20:12 like it's gonna be a different animal man that will be going to have to get in his bag yeah I was gonna say that's the thing about the cast with the one in this series everybody's gonna have to play very well just about them or every game ain't gonna have much room for air at all shout to the next man shout to the cast people see east and conference models for sure
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Starting point is 00:25:25 when we get into L.O. Pah. We all waiting for it. Shout to L.O. Well, I guess it was just in L.A. We could have lined it up. But guess it's on us. He wasn't available, bro. Yeah. Respect.
Starting point is 00:25:35 Tung. Moutang as pros and coaches, please explain how Hoopers can shoot about millions of times in life. They still be sad at it. Them damn twins, SMH. Those niggas are not sad, bro. They can't shoot, but they good. Is he saying sad as shoot?
Starting point is 00:25:48 Yeah. Well, shit, I don't know. Some nicks just can't shoot. I mean, I think sometimes when you're so athletic, and you're so gifted, sometimes shooting isn't a premium for you. Like you don't got to because you can get to the room. Yeah. And then Paul's like, some of them dudes, pause, they hands be.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Like Rhonda? Yeah, like their hands be so big that the ball looked like a tennis ball to them. Yeah, yeah. So trying to shoot, if you go shoot a tennis ball, it's kind of difficult. Oh, for sure. Yeah, that's why Shaq couldn't shoot free throws and shit. Yeah. All bad.
Starting point is 00:26:22 What a do game when y'all comes to the Orleans and the interview, Currency and Space Guy, the thug will be fire. Yeah, shout to my guy. Be him with some more lethal combo with ice cream. Little Debbie Honeybund, Pop-Tar crumbles, or tasty apple pie? Oh, that's a good one. If you want that little Debbie, oh, that might be silly. Probably the apple pie, though.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Busting down a Pop-Tart is crazy. Yeah, you just cut it in a little squares, bro. It bust. The strawberry one bust. The show. Respect. Next and four, bringing about willing to bet. Any takers.
Starting point is 00:26:53 I don't think he'll get no people betting on This one. Damn, is that he went from giving 50 a day to five dollars? Fuck your questions, right? Damn. Gas hot up, bro. Gas hot, boy. Gas is that short, do you?
Starting point is 00:27:07 Breaking Mike from the wood, my grandma, birthday coming up, how much of one of them cupcake photoshoots for her? That's nasty. That is nasty. Let us see a picture of her. Put her picture up. Set her pee. I might have got some.
Starting point is 00:27:25 I'm noted. Sim, your granny is insane. Put it busy saying good. Put on lying. Pandemication is wicked for sure. No, that is gay. If you're cosplained as boss or rich, you have deeper issues, brother, for sure. Shout out to the pie.
Starting point is 00:27:46 This is by having to explore trading half the team for Janus for trade 30. It's a picks for Zion whips. And you guys dress like a dance coach. You all right. Yeah, go. Brompton. That's right. They're better defenders.
Starting point is 00:28:01 No, they're not. They can't stop death in brussel. Get here now. Hey, Chris. They're just like a dance coach. Oh, man. That's funny.
Starting point is 00:28:23 It's silly, man. All right, man. Shout to SGA. Shams ruined it for everybody on a prime video. They was pissed yesterday. That was mad as fucking Shams. Got it back and blow yesterday, man. That's MVP at 950 in the morning.
Starting point is 00:28:37 SGA cleared yesterday. 83 first place votes. Joker had 10 closest there. And then Wimby right there in third place, which was a little surprised. I thought people had K, a little bit higher, maybe J.B or even Luca. But, yeah, shout out to SGA, man.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Back to back. There's only to be a couple guards that did it, man. All of them are in the. Hall of Fame for short, man. Shout to Steve Nash. Yeah, Steve Nash. M.J. Yeah, this is real short, man, but he tapped
Starting point is 00:29:05 in for the squad, man. All right here, boy. A-P's for the Squitty. Uh, they make the Swatchez. Not them at the Swatchezks Collab. He bought them on the French Coast and watches. Two times. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:18 That's hard, bro. Gras. Y'all have any teammates to show y'all some love or get your Christmas gifts and stuff like that? Yeah. The best players always buy gifts. Yeah, shout out to Bibby. Not watches.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Yeah. If you bought me a nice watch. Rip Hamilton bought me a watch. Yeah. B. Rose bought everybody shit. Shout to them. Now, that's love for short. They said the last MVP was James Harden that was American.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Constantine it has been wicked. We got a chance any time coming soon. We're sold up right now. It ain't looking too good. Luca got to get one. Winby. Winby on the way. It ain't looking too good.
Starting point is 00:29:54 SGA probably trying to go for three. Yeah. I think he can get the third one too SGA get three in a row What Americans y'all think Well, K, he can get it He ain't got a chance And yeah
Starting point is 00:30:06 It's Winby's to lose next year though Yeah And Kay You think Luca kind of Miss his way Nah, he ain't miss his way But you know People just love Wemby
Starting point is 00:30:16 Yeah Like yeah For sure That's probably we ever seen bro And Kaye Jayne Brousin good school he's won Oh, we're Oh my brother
Starting point is 00:30:26 It's a play bro He's cold. They deserve it to be in the running. He saw a name Kauai made that list. That's crazy. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:36 I respect it. You seen who was two. Who? That's it. And he ain't going to where either. And three was windy. Yeah. They're going to hold it down for a little bit.
Starting point is 00:30:47 I stay over for a couple years. Where is that shit right now? Just went after this postseason role. We'll tell you. Yeah. You get another chip and another final. He leveling up, though. He leveling up,
Starting point is 00:30:56 day, though. Man, some feelings is going to be hurt for sure, man. Are we getting the super chat again? We're going to talk about Spurs T. Wolves.
Starting point is 00:31:02 I don't want to say nothing. I don't want to say nothing. I'm respect. So I'll be here. How you feeling? You say, you feel that way now? The same, man.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Yeah, I don't know what else he got to do, bro. I guess we're in three, four. Get some more respect, bro. Nah, we could be out of pocket here. But if he's 30? What are he 30? 29?
Starting point is 00:31:19 27. Oh, damn. Yeah, I get some more all NBA's and all that shit. God, damn, bro. Well, he will. Don't you worry. He'll be retired.
Starting point is 00:31:27 He's going to get a phenomenal career. He's a great career. He only 27, though. Wow. 27? Oh, yeah. Niggas is. What, Nick's like,
Starting point is 00:31:36 30? I thought he was 30. He did. He was a baby with Pat Beav and him, bro. I think he was a baby with Pat Beav in them, bro. Oh, it's over with. Yeah. Hey, what?
Starting point is 00:31:47 Move over. He's about to shatter some niggas. Look at a little thing. Now, they just something said, Travolta on them flags. Yeah, the whole 2020, there's about to be all different. colors, bro.
Starting point is 00:31:56 Not American flags, for sure. I love. All right, man, game one. Western Conference Finals. What's going on, man? Spurs, O.K.C. Obviously, T. Wool's got up out of here. We can talk about T. Woods.
Starting point is 00:32:07 What do they need to do in the offseason? Obviously, they've said that basically they're looking to build around their big three. And everybody else is pretty much. Who they big three? I was about to say, who the big three? Dick Daniels? Mm-hmm. And Rudy?
Starting point is 00:32:20 Yeah. Now, they said they try to move on from Rudy. They said Rudy's option as well. but everybody in the option, bro. Keep it real. J.R. Nause Reid. Yeah, and it's the only stick to the team. We just gonna keep working the show.
Starting point is 00:32:32 They're gonna keep Jain too. But for the right price, I think they'll move, Jay. Yes. Yes, they will. Yes, they will. Rudy go, bear guy, go. You got to go? Just for that time.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Down series. He's available. Oh, for sure. He's up. I like Rudy. He just got a, it's just time for him to move on. Damn. like, to be honest, like, we could use.
Starting point is 00:32:54 losing for the Hawks and that ain't even like, I'm not a Rudy Gold Bear super fan or not like that. But if we can't get a big in the offseason, Rudy O'Bererrary, he just makes so much damn money. Yeah, so yeah, it's not cheap at all. Just if they as is, what do you think this team needs the most once next year? Point guard. Yeah. That nigga needs a lethal shooter, shit. John Morant.
Starting point is 00:33:14 Call up John Moran, bro. They need a point guard bad. You something on jobs? Yeah, son and thirt. Yes, bro. I've seen some piss to say they want John Moran. I'm like, I don't. Why?
Starting point is 00:33:23 Yeah. I don't make any sense. And that's still John Ryan, no disrespect. He's an all-star, but I don't know if that's what I need. Point guards, bro. Oh, shit. Kay, Mike, he can move to the two. He could, for sure.
Starting point is 00:33:32 But. Jay Nikes said he's a two-guard. He ain't wrong. He did? He can move to the two. Not wrong, but. I like John in Minnesota, though. John A, they'll turn that city up.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Yeah, they'll turn that city up, bro. They'd be crazy. That would be insane. That would be the most exciting team for, like, two months. Nah, bro That's the child only gonna play like two months Nah, bro He's about bringing the vibes back
Starting point is 00:33:57 Yeah, bro, he healthy now, bro He just didn't want to hoop He was red shirt in this year They had a lot going on to Memphis, bro I mean, shit he had a miss Three years He ain't played in three years He had a lot of shit going on
Starting point is 00:34:07 Man, he's back, bro I hope he back He will kill John one of my favorite player I'm just speaking from history bro I ain't know That you can do
Starting point is 00:34:15 I'm a great job I wish he played all 82 All right man What's going on be here. How you feeling? Did rid of go bird? Okay. Oh, well.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Oh, no, you can talk about you. See, Will's my apologies? I thought we was moving out. No, you got to get rid of gobert, man. That's all you care about going this next year? Yeah, Julius. Number one, Julius Randall, he, he can go. I fuck with J.R.
Starting point is 00:34:38 I definitely fuck with J.R. That was my Kobe and, you know what I mean? Shackettan, but that fell apart. Jay McDaniels can go. Bones can go. I. I.U. can go. Mike Conley can go.
Starting point is 00:34:49 Ew. Where Mike need to go. Who the house is also on the team? Dante, Dante got to stay here Dante ain't worth a quarter right now. They got to stay just for GP. And then everybody else coaches, name some coaches. Keep in and build around my nigga, man.
Starting point is 00:35:03 That's it. That's all I got. Yeah, they was mad at A for doing this. Game wasn't over here. He went dabbed him up to, hey, that's your y'all. I want to know. DGs. All I want to know is I want to hear.
Starting point is 00:35:16 They just said the timing on it was bad. I mean, it is. Post-game show. Yeah. I wouldn't. He is, bro. This one that was down about 30. Boy, it's out the mud.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Because he is in a huddle, though. His team down there. Nigger is one-on-one. I thought it was one-on-a-fitting. Is that the score? No, they just went to fuck. It was just bad. It was off the way, bro.
Starting point is 00:35:38 I ain't mad at it. He probably could have did it at the three-minute mark. Yeah. He just wanted to leave right after that shit. Let me say. I mean, they probably thought him they were done for the day. Yeah, he's in my car started, bro. They probably told me he was done for the day.
Starting point is 00:35:51 It just was eight minutes. minutes left in the game. Yeah, it's a lot. It's the time. They could have made a crazy run, though. Anything. That's just a lot of time. He said, based off what I've seen these nicks do all day today?
Starting point is 00:36:01 Yeah, go ahead and start from cars. Yeah, it's the timing on that, bro. That's my guy. I ain't rolling, though. He could have waited to the three-minute mark or show. That's a fact. Time could have been much better, but it is what it is for sure. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:11 But how are we feeling, though? First, okay, C. You know what I'm saying? We know what I'm saying we're not a regular season record four to one. Now, they did beat them three times early the season, but that was all before Christmas. So how are we feeling? I got OKC game one.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Game one, okay C? I don't know. I don't know, but I swear to God. I was about to say that I really don't know. OKC. OKC by 7. I'm going to go with the Spires, bro. Go with the Spires?
Starting point is 00:36:38 I'm going to Spurs game one too. Obviously, we feel like this is a upset if the Spurs win. What can the Spurs do to beat them? What do they have to do to be OKC? Winby is going to be amazing. Yeah. He's going to have to limit Chet. He won't be at the rim as much because Chet will be roaming the perimeter.
Starting point is 00:36:56 So I can see them playing a smaller lineup and not with Hardinstein, Hardinstein a lot because of the rim protection for Chet. But if wouldn't be floating around the perimeter, SGA, you're going to have nothing but room to get to the basket and do what he do. I think it's going to be a tough cover, man. Jay Dube, it's back. It is the kryptonite. That shit.
Starting point is 00:37:19 It didn't get everything. Yeah, it wouldn't be a way. from the rim, bro, you, you're all right. A check can make threes, and we know he can. Yeah, that's my matcher. I'm looking forward to being here. Check go four for seven from the three or something like that. Going to get a little different.
Starting point is 00:37:33 I've been showing that when they lost in the Olympics, we keep showing that video with Wemby. Yeah, he threw that damn timber tension. Yeah. But on the other hand, Wimby might be on that. I don't know it could be a goodie, though. I just got the winning game one. I think it's going to be a really good series.
Starting point is 00:37:46 I think can go seven. I just got OKC winning game. Aaron Foss going to have to come to. play, boy. You're going to say outside of the two stars. You're going to have to come to play. You think Deer and Fox is probably the most important side outside of Willie?
Starting point is 00:37:58 Yeah, bro. I got Jay Dub and Fox been the two most important people. Harper might kill, though. I think that battle, those second unit guards, well, those second unit is going to be really important as well. You got Dillon off the bench. You got Kelton Johnson off the bench. I got a match your energy because you know what Caruso and Case and Wogg's going to do.
Starting point is 00:38:16 They go there and mucked shit up. Sure, yeah. Sure, man. Should be some good basketball. People stay tuned for sure. All right, man, let's get back in the super chat with it. Go instead of give DG to Philly for PG, Dallas Trace Clay for Jimmy, get their brothers back in at PG, Denver, Tray Brine, and Thomas for Katie, and they trade Murray for, damn, boy, you, this trade shit, bro.
Starting point is 00:38:39 I don't know. What teams get better with all these? And I'm by reading that shit, man. A lot of people don't want to be there for show. Shout to DJ Dad Hooping on a trot-out joke is fucking hilarious. I did not say that, man. Shout to LaVar boss, my guy. Mookie Nacho and Popatty versus Wardell said.
Starting point is 00:38:53 who winning what's the score is DJ. I bet you want to break that world worker for splits right now. You're right, I won't because that's gay. The Curry family, yeah, what? Popatine versus OG. That's a matchup I'm looking forward to seeing. They're still hoot, man. Yeah, they're still active.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Like, today. They're still hoot. All right, what's up, fellas? Shout off from the N.O. for show, which I think about Detroit, Trayton for Tray Murphy III or Zion. Trade Murphy in Detroit. I'm something. Definitely something on that.
Starting point is 00:39:23 Yeah. They can make that happen. They can't make that happen. Either one of them tries to be good for Detroit, they need another player. Yeah. I'd be crazy, but I'm pumping on Zion in Detroit for sure. Shouts five points in Nigeria. Hope you guys visit one day.
Starting point is 00:39:38 I want to go to Legos, brother, for sure. Let it up. Out to the Motherland for sure. All right, so we got there. Oh, yeah, we can talk about here. Have you ever did the 500 drill? Spon Castle was doing this. and people are definitely like they weren't familiar.
Starting point is 00:39:59 500 shots, you got to make them, but never two minutes in a row. They never did it. You got some shooting right there. I said him doing this last year. Yeah, I know this shit might be normal to y'all, but it's just amazing, like how much time people put into their craft and people can be sleeping on it.
Starting point is 00:40:20 I know those fans be talking to shit, but niggas really be in the lab, right? You'll get thousand shots up for heartbeats. That's crazy. Yeah, y'all seen me at the Combine. Distred. Be here and made four. you keep hating, bro
Starting point is 00:40:35 500 shots, bro, is crazy. Never too missed it. Light, bro. 500? That's light. And I'm talking about, like, but you can't miss two in a row. Yeah, now that stuff makes. You're going to be shooting more than that.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Yeah. That's a lot of shots to be getting up, bro. 500 is just bare minimum. That guy. That guy. The end of Linger, niggas shit. He gets 500 back to. Shots, bro.
Starting point is 00:40:58 You'd be shooting for three, four hours. I think that's your job. Yeah. I respect it. I'm just saying as a fan. Like, that shit is a lot, bro. Oh, it is. It is.
Starting point is 00:41:08 See, niggas shoot 20 shots and be tired at that combine shit? I'm like, he's doing these just for reps. Now, that's levels of that shit for sure. Yeah. Well, said, never disrespect the pros, man. Shots to our family over there at DoorDass. In your back performance had to reach back to Friday at since you weren't here. Shout to Aisha Wilson.
Starting point is 00:41:25 She dropped 45. Go ahead, load it up, Lou. Yeah, man, Aces is looking like they're about to just put belt. Themkin, Candy Carter is crazy. but never forget the real boy MVP this bitch again best we ever seen in the W man yeah this is for real though
Starting point is 00:41:41 yeah best for everything they're not even close bro respect to everybody in their airs don't nobody want to see that at all light work and one call the foul he's solely attended though yeah she's like who might be easily mm you do because that's that's similar
Starting point is 00:42:02 style. You would think they're physical, bro, and they're not. Oh, yeah. Like, left-hand people, where they play, they'd be so left-handed. Damn. If you know who, cuz. I don't know who because. You got it.
Starting point is 00:42:19 Clearly. You got it, good. I ain't gonna lie. He's the best WMA player ever for sure, though. No argument here. Yeah, bro. Agent Wilson will be putting belt, man. I'm Asian Wilson.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Able to grab a hold of it. Yeah, it don't matter. Mike, we're going to dump that, nigga. She's a girl, nigga. I'm just talking about they play stuff. That's Mike Beezzy show. That's how he played, bro. He's going to say that she's left.
Starting point is 00:42:49 He's left-handed. Go look at his highlights, bro. She doesn't, she don't look shit like him on Michael. I was trying to shut the fuck up about that. Too out of pocket. She don't even move like him. That's crazy. Experience Harry Styles live in London, England at Wembley Stadium.
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Starting point is 00:44:58 This is Help from a Hypocrat, the worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help from Hypocrat as part of the My Cultura Network available on the IHartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, fam? It's Isaiah Thomas. And I'm C.J. Toledano, and our podcast Point Game is about defying the odds. Like LeBron heading into the playoffs without Luca and Austin Reed. And finding ways to win no matter what.
Starting point is 00:45:23 He's the smartest player to ever play the game. His IQ is at a level that we've never seen before. And he knows. Without Luca and Austin Reeves, I got to manipulate the game. We get a player's perspective on the challenges of the game. the playoffs. I think Joker's going to be exhausted this series because when they don't have Rudy in the lineup, he has to really guard guys like Nas Reid. He has to guard Julius Randall. And then he has to give us everything he gives us on the night-to-night basis on offense. And when IT's friends stop by, like Quentin Richardson, we dive into some playoff history too. Steve Nash would get that thing. That man, hell get the flying. He running up the court,
Starting point is 00:45:59 licking his fingers why he got the ball, like, you go through a training camp with that Isaiah, you figure it out real quick. Get your ass up and down the court, and you're going to get the ball. So listen to Point Game on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. That's insane, bro. That is your... I have seen that big...
Starting point is 00:46:24 No, you... Who did he compare... Who was we talking about earlier in the year, Jeff? That was a bad one. This one... Oh, the RJ Barrett to AJ? That was a bad one, bro. This one...
Starting point is 00:46:32 The RJ Barrett to AJ the best. That was a bad one. He was smoking. He was smoking on the... That one was bad, but this ain't. You out of, I don't think y'all crazy, man. Shout to Asia Wilson, man, 45 points. Shot to our family over there at DoorDash.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Hold us down. All playoff long, man. Stay in the career. They're going to hold you down, get you wherever you need to watch them games for sure. She had 45 something slight, man. Let's go to Sunday's games. And shout to our fever, man, secure the storm.
Starting point is 00:46:55 Yeah, they talked about Cefat. She had 21-507 loaded up. They said she watched, man. The internet is talking bad about her, man. They said she was bad about her, man. Her stats is better than all the people I compare her to. I actually watched already I'm taking year
Starting point is 00:47:10 Yes I'm down there They know it's hate Oh They're tough It's always the people Who don't watch us To talk about our squad
Starting point is 00:47:20 But it's cool We ball in the way Yeah Play that Mo That's a crazy fast break But I'm fucking with it Let's go That a crazy clip on her
Starting point is 00:47:35 You know You ain't gonna step up That's cool Yeah That's out of here You know we're on swing that. I like how she brought the ball.
Starting point is 00:47:54 She gave her to a guard behind. She was supposed to, oh, yeah. And one. She's so good, man. Those Leibati get healthy. We up. And we're spelling out every game. Starting line up for her defense.
Starting point is 00:48:13 Shorts, hold the rebats. Good power. Hey. That's two to 19. Shatlock and four. Three. Oh, yeah. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Come on, guard to guard picking rolls. Oh, yeah. Good girl, Steve Nash, bro. Yeah, she's called Steve Nash. I'm rolling. He had to get one off today. That's crazy. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:48:44 That's crazy. That's crazy. Shout to see him, man, holding it down. The Aces beat the dream yesterday. The close one. Go ahead love the game with her, man. Chelsea Gray had 216 in this bucket right here to get your dream up out of here. Drive Nation yesterday, man,
Starting point is 00:48:58 beating the heat. Big one here. Big one here. Big it's got it. It's great with six. Baby. Tough. Tough.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Tove bucket, man. Aja Wilson had 20. Kennedy Carter had 20 as well. Edge had 25 and 9. But Ryan is still out. So we'll see what's going on. Man, shout to your dream. They're still good.
Starting point is 00:49:17 The sky got a dub yesterday, 86, 79. He said what? It's popping in no arena though. Oh, yeah. The vibes is high, man. The vibes is definitely high. The tempo got another dub over the sparks.
Starting point is 00:49:26 106. 96, British Sikes. crazy. She had 38 yesterday. Week. Yeah, the sparse is crazy. He's got a lot of names,
Starting point is 00:49:32 but we need some buckets out of them names because it ain't been there. Kelsey Plum hooped out, though. She had 28 and 7. Some help. And, man, Roder Rousey, she had her return, and she got her money real quick.
Starting point is 00:49:41 Lawless victory in 20 seconds yesterday. Go ahead and load it up, Lou. And then retired. You back? She retires. She whips my end, quick. Oh, yeah. After this type of ass whoop-whipped-and-ship,
Starting point is 00:49:51 I go chill again, too. I'll say her whoop a dude. That's leg-lock pride. Her arm is enshambles for her. I was like, he was about to worry. Huh? Damn. Her got her ass.
Starting point is 00:50:12 Yeah, she lost more than that, too. Got built yesterday for sure, man. Shout to Ron Rousey with a hell of a return. All right, man, let's get back in the super chat. Let's see what they're on this morning. He came out. Ron Tar, house. Just to whoop somebody real quick.
Starting point is 00:50:26 It. That's what's what I. Whoop a lot of niggas, bro. like a lot. You got a personal light as you know. Yeah. Grab your arm.
Starting point is 00:50:39 It's over. Especially, nigs I don't hell yeah. Y'all see that big old strong dude try to fight with them little MMA dudes. Yeah, dude got on his ass. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:49 He was like 135, dude like 250, 260. Big strong. Lead a professional's long, bro. Damn, quick. Lead professionals alone, bro. I have Philip Bolly Mello getting traded to the Kings
Starting point is 00:51:00 for a subonious daily dude. with a big. Absolutely not. That's a horrible trade for both teams. Don't do that to Lonello. The vibes is back. Week as French coach, should have a bad game. The inspector got the meme going, absolutely, too, for sure. That, pause at, quid meat munching.
Starting point is 00:51:17 Canadian baking, SJ won't get another MVP. We all got it. Canadian baking is fire, too. Bro, SGA is fire, bro. There's no hate. One of the best ones. You're a hard. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:27 Canadian bacon is fire. Oh, gun smoke, yes. Look at the little circles. Crazy. All right. See how you feel by heart? Okay, seeing ATO, him and Dorrit might be on the move to make money work this off season.
Starting point is 00:51:42 Add it either makes the Hawks better. You said that. You said Isaiah Hardin, would fit well with the squad. Yeah, we get, Isaiah Hardinstein. We back. Thanks. But he fit our team, too. He moved a ball and on to play dribble handoffs,
Starting point is 00:51:54 that little floater. Yeah. We actually, that's a great person we need. We need a big. But I'll take Isaiah Hardinstein for sure. Hell yeah. Hell, big. I'm going to talk.
Starting point is 00:52:02 I'm going to think the Knicks by chance. Went it all this year. Do you understand how let the city going to be? Y'all are going to make an appearance? No. Nix win. I'm going to be destroyed for sure. I won't be going to be going to.
Starting point is 00:52:13 They're going to do some crazy shit out there, but that'll be fire. Yeah, definitely. Someone to tell Mike, the only male link is an ankle monitor. Respect. Shout to Cisi the first ever player with multiple 30-point tennisis game. She has two of this league stinks. Disrespect. Shout out 520.
Starting point is 00:52:32 I didn't put that on there because he was going to be disrespectful. He did it anyway, man. Shout 5.20 tapping in for Cali. So I can't go to Detroit. That's the city of players in Dublin, had him cook like that. Imagine this is Detroit. That's fair. Turns out of the whole city.
Starting point is 00:52:48 That ain't a bad type. I ain't go long. I was y'all from Memphis. They said the water was brown. When you got out falls. Damn. I ain't never get in, my boy. It already came out like that.
Starting point is 00:53:00 Oh, shit. shit, man. All right, what we got here, man. Damn, damn. This BBO guy. We're gonna flag me. This BBL guy. Man.
Starting point is 00:53:11 Who are you all watching? Five towards the first one, man? I'm a two, 20, talking one. Experience. Three images. You meet your ass built because why are you built like that? Man, turn this off. We get flags.
Starting point is 00:53:27 Let's mention this. Oh, no. I'm making this shit out of here. He's my rocker. He's out of pocket. Get well. Oh, it's more? Damn.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Damn. Get the strap, bro. Damn. Oh, it's all uppercuts. Oh, damn, bro. He sat down. Nick, with the sick man towards ICL. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:01 There you go. There you go. Damn. bro. Protect your neck, boy. Get wicked, man. Go ahead, load it up
Starting point is 00:54:11 Lil, get well soon, man. Shout to graduation tis the season. Baby girl did a little too much. Oregon State University, stand up. Shadee given,
Starting point is 00:54:24 sum a cool out. Damn. Look how he shake her hand. So stupid ass. He was mad to bullfuckers wrong with you. What is she to kick that dick in his?
Starting point is 00:54:38 I think it's so stupid. She should have kicked that dick a lot. He lost his shit. He lost his job, nigga. He would have lost his job, man. What? He was played too much.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Oh, man. What did she do? He got to be like an AK, one of them, bro. She was doing that for the team. Yeah, she lost her in Marvin right here. All right for this for you, be here. 2027, big man. To her, though.
Starting point is 00:55:07 On the lose. I thought this was AI, bro. He looked like AI. For sure. I thought this is AI, bro. They don't check merchfels. That tournament no more. He on, it's A.U.
Starting point is 00:55:22 That's a growing man, bro. That's a grown man, bro. 35. And this is, you know, some people are bald for different reasons. Well, ain't no 13-year-old ball. Oh, God, though. Oh, my mama. And not for GP either.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Yeah, bro. This nigga got a family. He's about to be a senior high school? Hell no, man. We need a birth tip of me, bro. We don't believe, bro. I don't trust him. And I don't even be on that.
Starting point is 00:55:50 And I know he's not American. He's not American. Where are you from? They're not like us? No. He's not American. He's definitely from Africa somewhere, bro. You know, they just bring them over here and drop them.
Starting point is 00:56:02 They pick a home. Myfucking pick them up, put them in school, all kind of crazy shit. They don't never play They don't never play by the rules and shit Yeah, I don't know if he's real not bro But shout to him for killer. He's real. He ain't as real.
Starting point is 00:56:19 Hey, motherfucker's 13. Come on, bro. Now, kids looking a little older now with that name, poeing now like that. Ain't nobody having to see he looking like that. Exactly, bro. We need to breed that nigger mama. If she's making babies like that,
Starting point is 00:56:36 we got a tap here, bro. That's a girl. Linear up. It's the line of up. For sure, man. Liner up is crazy. Look. We'll bring Pike back at no time.
Starting point is 00:56:52 Hey, that's a grown. That's a grown fucking man, bro. This thing is. No, he might be 18. Ain't no. Most 20, bro.
Starting point is 00:57:01 That's too old. Oh, oh, man. Still got five years college basketball. Tap. And then the teams called boys. to be an eighth of a bitch.
Starting point is 00:57:10 That's definitely a hood team. That's a lot. That's a day you name. Oh, God. Oh, that's crazy. All right, man. Verify buckets being who was getting to it this weekend, bro. Cause.
Starting point is 00:57:22 That made me shitty, man. Basketball is fucked. I'm going to give it to Evan Mowley, man. 21, 12, or 6, though, for sure. You hooped out for sure. Mook. How are you feeling, bro? We'll go with Caitlin Clark, man.
Starting point is 00:57:33 21, 10, and 7. While I was back. Shout to C.C. T. How you feeling, bro? Jared Allen. Great yesterday. For sure.
Starting point is 00:57:39 23 and 7. God, I respect him. I'm just love to Asia Wilson, man. She had 45. She was killing. And Britney Sykes today had a smooth 38 piece getting to it. All right, man. Shout to Hard Rock Bed.
Starting point is 00:57:48 We told y'all, he ain't got late today. It's going to smack. What you got, bro. Thunder to win by 7. SGA to get 25. Wimby to get at least 21. Chet to get 16. De Aaron Fox to get at least 14.
Starting point is 00:57:59 Chet to get six rebounds. 500 when you're 6,500 a day, baby. That's with the profit boost. Come on. That's happening. In hard rock bet. when you $6,500. You feeling this moot?
Starting point is 00:58:10 Yeah. I'm rolling. I'm rolling. I'm rolling. Teague. You coming around on it? I'm scared to spread, pause, but... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:16 Everything else I love. I ain't bad in that. I'm tapping that, man. Hard Rock, bet. Let's get this money for show. My guy being here, shout to our family. Boost Mobile.
Starting point is 00:58:23 It's still $25 a limit of nation-wide. Tap in with the family for sure. Shout out to Stock X. Hey, Shop Club, 520.com. Get your tickets. Get your merches going down this weekend in the city. May 23rd. Excuse me.
Starting point is 00:58:35 Five 20 days. It's going down. Man. I can't wait to see y'all. We would catch you all tomorrow, 520 in the morning. The volume. Another podcast from some SNL, late-night comedy guy, not quite.
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