Club 520 Podcast - It's 5:20 Somewhere - Barbee Sits Down With Jennifer Magley

Episode Date: May 20, 2026

This week on It’s 520 Somewhere, Barbee sits down with a VERY special guest—Jennifer Magley 🎾Jennifer is a former professional tennis player, former NCAA #1 singles player, four-time All-American, author, speaker, MC, media consultant, comedian, and now Chief Brand Officer in the basketball world 👀But this conversation goes way beyond sports.From life as a wife, being “just girls,” and stepping into new chapters, to comedy, personal growth, and even talks about doing a documentary—Jennifer keeps it real, relatable, and inspiring the entire episode.She’s helped successful people become unstoppable… and this conversation proves exactly why.Tap in for laughs, gems, real conversations, and a different side of It’s 520 Somewhere 🎙️See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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On the Radio 831 podcast, join us, Sanjana Basker and Tyler McCall, as we unpack all the trending tropes, fuzzy adaptations, book talk drama, and celebrity love stories with hot takes and sharp guests. Each episode digs into what these stories reveal about desire, fantasy, identity, and how we love now. Listen to the Radio 831 podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome back to It is 520 somewhere. I am your girl Barbie.

And tonight is going to be chaotic because guess what? We have been flags again, guys. So, introducing to my left with her big old fat booty. I'm introducing the diddler How you feeling tonight Freaky girl? Just peachy I'm just playing

Y'all know we got Trap in the building She is innocent and sweet No I do have I'm upset because You know what? Whatever, go ahead No, start it off Start it off. We're gonna get to Kiki

I am disturbed because y'all mouth cracked a girl in my spot on the couch. And so we didn't get to talk about the incident, but I feel like this is revenge. I feel like this is revenge. I wish we could pan the camera to his... Oh, is that camera on, Mike?

Oh, he had a camera? Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, so bevious. Not very happy about that. Is this camera on? Oh, beam that camera on our freaky-ass producer.

Motion Malk. You got some motion, all right. Motion in the ocean on this cloud. Motion in the ocean on the... Yeah, what fuck is. Ivory. He said it is a cloud. All right.

Into my right, I got the beautiful, the pretty but strong. Kiki. Hey. Oh, my gosh. So you remember you were like, introduce yourselves as a drink, right? Somebody said, well, somebody said, Kiki's definitely a double shot of Hennessy.

And then somebody else said she's a, What's that coffee drink? The coffee martini. O espresso. Espresso martini. That was like, because she's pretty strong and energetic. I'm just like, that is so funny. Come on espresso martini.

What are we talking about drinks? Let's go ahead and cheers it up. Cheers. Yeah, this is going to be a late Mother's Day episode, but we love y'all either way. And so tonight we are drinking. I need y'all to name this. I didn't name it. What do you got in it?

So it has Maxwell Park Tequila. We have elder flower liqueur. We have guava nectar and lime juice. But so it's given like that floral. It's got to have like. I'll give me all y'all flowers. Yeah, mother something in it. It would be like, I don't know.

Mamma Mia or some. Mama Mia. My son is saying that he pissing me up so bad. What? Off of Mario. Off of Mario. He's like, mama me. But this is the bouquet that the mothers want. What a little bit of Maxwell for tequila in there. How y'all like it?

It's pretty smooth. Yes. I like it. It has a cute taste to it. Oh, Trop, you're looking so good. I'm ready to get into Fit Check before we get started. Crack it off. Let's your little thumbholes.

Do they all have thumbholes? Yeah, they have thumbholes. We need some Gia sets, please. And this is so cute, y'all. My daughter got me this for Mother's Day. That's so sweet. She knows what you like. She got money like her mama.

Okay, period. Get boyly. Get into it. And I just think it's so perfect that it's cherries. Fire. Where's the camera? Oh. Ooh.

Oh. Yep, yep. You, I think, yep. Period. The middle one. You good. I'm in my goat yard. You goat girl.

My niece sent all this Gia stuff to my house so that her mom couldn't see it. I'm just like, dang, okay, big money. I'll let you usher me. Pause. You'll let me put the cherries in your room? That's crazy. I let you usher me. It's just a little. That wasn't a pause moment.

Oh, but hate it on me, right. Okay, I'm just, it's the usher part. It was directed to a girl. Okay, okay, clear me up in. If it's plain a guy and a girl. There's no pause. No, why don't. He'll let me put my cherries in his mouth.

Both of them. Pause Pause Come on The guy said that They hit me with a pause Because they said I'm one of the guys I'm a bro

Bro Bro Bro's before host Bros before house Okay I love rain It's like one of my favorite colors You look so sultry

Yes That's what I was going for You know like Because speaking of Mother's Day You can't even hear I'm doing on this Speaking of Mother's Day, happy Mother's Day to all the beautiful women in the world. Happy Mother's Day.

Happy Mother's Day, y'all, for the, like, 10th time today. The Black woman created the world. We created it all. So happy Mother's Day to every Black woman. Whether you have a child or not, girl, you are Mother Earth. So that's what I was going for. You know, be he and hate these sultry-ass bitches, but listen, I'm going to him. Period.

Shit. I am not my hair. I am not. I'm done. Okay, whatever. And words on the rocks, I hope I say it right. You got it. Go for it. Do it. Do it.

Matricens. That is not what we say. Matris. I think it's matrescence. Matrescence. Matrescence. Matrescence. The physical, emotional, hormonal, and identity transition, a woman experiences

when becoming a mother like Adela. but for motherhood. That's real, too. So use it in a sentence. Motherhood isn't just raising a child. It's, I can't say the word. Matrescence. A whole, come on, teleprompter.

New version of yourself is born. You know, I thought it was really like coming off the dome. Not. I can barely say the damn word. Words on the rocks is very scripted. This show ain't scripted at all, but words on the rocks is very, very scripted. And sometimes we can't read the script. It sounds like I can't read or pronounce it.

Forget our lines. The thing is, I don't know if I blame the Molly. I blame the Molly from college. I have a hole in my brain. So when it comes to certain stuff, baby, it just be. Warby. I don't, I don't, I don't agree with that. You're so smart.

You're pretty witty. You're pretty quick on your feet. I don't think you got no holes in your mind. No, I got holes in my brains. My brains. You might, you might have. You might have one. Little off.

And words from the blood. Who taking that? So, words from Black? Okay, as y'all know, none of these grandmonds these days want to be called Grandma. Also, even back in the day, people got different variations of Grandma. You might have called your Granny something else. So, words from the Block. What do y'all feel like are some alternatives to the word Grandma?

There's so many. So many. Well, I called my granny. I called her Granny. Then I had a grandma. I think that's countryest thing ever is when you, say like my grandma is my grandma sissy. Oh, I've heard that.

But I think it's so country when people would be like, my auntie Sharon or, you know, this, this and that. Like when you put a name on it, like, most people just be like, my auntie, my grandma. I be putting names to it sometimes because when you got multiple aunties, it's like you and you got to put a name to it. That is funny. Yeah, my granny, my grandma, but my son has a sweet pea. You know, these young grandmas don't want to be calling. They do not.

But, girl, they are fighting them grandma allegations with their whole, right, glamma. What else? Gigi, Gigi. Ging. Ging. Our, um, one of our nieces calls their grandma Nunu. Nuna. My, um, my kids call our day mom, day granny on their daddy side, mama poo.

That's cute. Because that's her name, but she just put a mama in front of it. All of her grandkids call her. My kids called their dad's mom grandest. Grandest? Oh, what does that mean? Like the grandest of all time. Oh, that's so cute.

The mirror mirror on the wall. Yeah. The thing is, I've heard y'all say that, but I always thought it was grandest, like, G-A-R, I mean, G-R-A-N-D-I-S. I never, it never clicked that it was grandest. Yeah, one of the, she is, she's fried. I think it's so cute. I'm like, okay, girl, one of the kids' moms like, they're, you. Got mad at her like, who do you think you are calling yourself grand having my kids call you grandest.

What? Like I said she needs to get smacked. Bitch, why are you worried about what this old lady got her, her grandkids calling her? She's older, though. She's not one of the younger. Yeah, she's older. She's in her six. Oh, yes.

I've had somebody asked me, like, how I feel about, before I had my daughter, how I feel about her about to call her granny mama pool because it's mama in front of it, but I'm her mom. I'm like, who cares? They know their other, all her other grandkids call her that, and she's a fire-ass gritty too. My son would prefer that my mom was his mom. Like, he cried the other day and was like, she's your mom, she's not my mom. I'm like, bro, get the fuck out my room, please. I'm telling him, that's how I thought about my grannies. You're not my little brother.

Like, but that just makes me think about like, y'all, well, y'all admit, y'am-X. And I'll start first if y'all want me to. Go ahead. I'm Ick number one. When you try to be a good mom and either take them somewhere or buy them something to make them happy and to get out of your face. Talk about it. And it turns into a whole term oil. Like I got my son this little remote control car.

He kept crashing it into the wall. Then he was throwing a tantrum. I'm like, I shouldn't even have bought the shit. Or he like, or you'll take them somewhere and they're like, oh, my feet hurt. I don't want to walk. Like, bro, I'm literally taking you to this thing. for you to fucking have fun, please leave me alone. Or how about when you take them somewhere, y'all spend a whole day somewhere,

you don't spend the bank, bro. Y'all get in a car and the kids be like, I'm bored. Instantly. Like, I'm, like, bro, we could have sat at the house for free. Exactly. They're never satisfied. They're complaining and you spending all your coins. Bro, my kids just always asking for shit constantly.

Everything. More, more, more, more, more. Today, I'm like, y'all should not ask me for anything because it's Mother's Day today. Y'all should just give me one day of not asking for like something at the store or Roebuck's or something like that. And then my daughter goes, but you said if we play good today that you would get us a dumpling. And I'm like, bitch, you don't get no break. No breaks. No breaks at all.

And now I understand when our moms was younger, like when we were younger, and our mom's like, I just want peace for Mother's Day. I just want peace for Mother's Day. Oh, honey, I made my daughter help me clean today. Like, that's what she got me a gift, but I'm also like, so the other half of my gift is we're going to clean. Yes. Which I don't like, I don't like that kids will, like see something on the floor, like a piece of trash or something. And walk past it. Walk past it. Like, pick that shit up. Why are you going to wait on me to do it? Motherhood is serious. Ghetto. It's ghetto. It is absolutely ghetto.

Happy Mother's Day to everyone. Period. We love those, those sweet little people. We love our kids. But guess what happened chaotic to me this week? What? He wanted to hang little bad bitch.

He wanted to hang little babies. You guys with some kids? I ain't got no cuddy here. Hey, it's us, the Jonas brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, huge news?

We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide. range of podcasts throughout there.

But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. We were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early

names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say hey Jonas, and then I wrote down on my little notepad,

Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends.

Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer, street or Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

The French Open is one of the toughest tests in tennis. And I know firsthand because I competed there myself. I'm Renee Stubbs. And on the Renee Stubbs tennis podcast, I'm breaking down everything happening at Roland Garris. Every match, every upset, and what it really takes to win on Clay. Jenchen won. I mean, she went down to three to Rabakina, but I'm delighted. She's an outsider to win the French for me.

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Listen to SportsSlic on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slices Life 12 in the TikTok podcast network on TikTok. I hung out with a man that was 30 years older than me. Whoa. 30. Okay. 30. When I said I want on 50 or 60, that's what I meant.

And I found one. How'd it go. We had a grand old time. Look at Milk's face. Yeah. I bet y'all did. Watch out Y'N. Yeah.

Yeah, we had a good old time. And he said, I love your show. You and the twins. Y'all look so good on that couch and y'all are so funny. He said, and, um, I wanted to talk to y'all about the OGs versus the YNs. I said, talk to me, pop pop, pop. Tell me what you're no good.

He said, I do you ask. He said, I got five things for you. I said, okay, what is it? He said, first off, the OGs is better than the YNs because we didn't live life and we know who we are. Why these young niggas still trying to find they still. I said, hmm. What do that mean to me? He's getting there.

He's getting it. He's getting in. You could find yourself and still be non-shed. Okay. Let me say your second thing. He said, and I know exactly what I want, so I'm going to tell you the truth where these young niggas going to lie to you. I said, hmm. Okay?

Third one, my favorite one. You don't have to prove to me why you deserve to have money spent on you. Where these Y-Eans, they want to know. what you bring to the table. They want you to jump through hoops to get a little cash. He said, now you got me wild. He said, paper ain't no problem.

He just want to have fun. His days is limited around this month. Now, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. A little bit.

What was number four? That was three? What was number four? He got two more. What's your five-year plan? Don't die. I'm just playing. That's off a movie.

I can't remember what number four was, but the last one, he was like, damn, what did he say number four was? I will agree, though, like, to the extent a little bit, I ain't going to lie, if you ain't coming up off of it, you're not getting nothing spent on you for real. It's coming up off of what? Some koochie. Some lima drop. Oh, sorry. Some koochie. Limit drop.

Some limit drop. A neck dinner. A neck dinner is crazy. But how, okay, so how do you get to? You got a court. The home run. Oh, that's what it was. That's what number four was.

They know how to treat a woman. Like, they were courting back in the day. Like, he's pulling out chairs. He's open up doors. If there's nowhere to sit, he's going to stand up. Like, they know how to treat a woman. They do know that. And then he said, number five, them, oh, geez, there's some freaks.

He said, I don't know what y'all, what y'all didn't heard. He said, long as they good. and they can, you know, they're some freaks. You probably had on tidy-wities. Wait. No, old niggas be wearing a shit. I'm wearing panties and shit. They probably wear them plaid boxers, though, for sure.

Hey, no, my daddy wore no. I don't know. What, draws you think they wear? C.K. Oh, niggas is wearing tidy witties. My daddy said, I ain't wearing them tight. Well, this is when he at first got out. He was like, I ain't wearing them tight-ass briefs,

nuts hanging to you, sticking to your legs. So he only wore them big-ass haines drawers. And my daddy was wearing like a 2x. Like when he got out, he still thought the big stuff was like. Oh, he was on his school. It took him years to start wearing like straight legs and stuff. But he dider them. That's why them old men, we having all them babies.

That's good for your sperm count. Yeah, because they ain't lose straw. Let them hang. Them briefs is bad for sperm count. Mm-hmm. But that older man, he was nice looking and he was real clean cut. I'm sure he had on some nice Calvin Klein Nautica briefs. Oh, cool.

Yeah. But he was a really nice old man. But 30 years my senior is crazy. I don't know what to feed them. You'll find something. Feed them some lemmow. 30 years y'all sent him some lemmins. So.

Limins. Drop. Oh, ew. My friend said, he's going to try to eat your booty all. Oh, dang. I don't know how to filter that. She was like, I told you. I'm a freak.

Girl, you are grossing me. I don't want nothing to do with. Nothing 30. The older guys, they do, are like, super courte. It's like, yeah, super sweet. They're going to open all the doors. They do open all the doors. They give you their jacket if you go.

They, if you riding with them, they be like, you're hungry, you need something, constantly asking you do you need something? Yeah, he was like, don't take advantage of me in the world. What you want to listen to? They're just so accommodating. Yeah. They're somebody like that, but he our age, he in his 30s.

I love that. He's very like. Was he from the South? Yes. Yeah. Some Southern men. Yeah. That's one thing about something.

Not these Midwest edibles. I got some South. I did my in-sistery. Oh, Lord. What's your incestory, Melk? You Italian. A little Dominican. Okay.

African. Oh. What part of Africa? I don't know. You're from Africa. I'm from Crenshaw. Mafia. I ain't from Africa.

I'm from Crenshaw Mafia. I would like to say that my back is feeling a lot better this week. Okay. I have Loki been on bed rest all week, but I feel a little better. I still kind of feel like, like, I don't know how to explain it. I feel like how Adrian Broner looks. That's how I feel. Crunchy?

No. Like, he just gets tight, tight. I want him to get well soon, man. Type shit, but I don't know. The way his back touches the back of his head, that's how I feel. Like, the way you're doing is making me think of Shamar. It's close. And before we get too far into it, do-do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-tun.

The real big three. We'll be at 520 Day. We will be at 520 day, so make sure you are there. Make sure you are shopping club 520.com for all of your gear. Concert tickets are on there. The field day is free, so pull up. Mike just dropped on us today that the field day is not kid-friendly. Because Behan has been advertising it as.

It's kid friendly. Like little kid friendly or like kid, 18 and below. That's true. I mean, I'm not bringing my oldest daughter

wanted to come. She's an adult. She's an adult. It's on my brick. Barbecue going to be over there making decaries. I ain't. I is not on my page.

We're going to have so much fun. I'll help you. Oh, yay. Yeah. We're going to turn up. I can't wait. We're going to turn up. I'm going to be the drunk cheerleader.

Give me a whoop, who, drunk, you're getting drunk that early? How early is it? 11 a.m. 2. It's at 1 o'clock. Yeah, we're going to be going all day, y'all. That's what we're going to be doing.

I can have a little drink and drink. We'll be cool. I'm not drinking. I ain't fucking with y'all. Man, the last time I got fucked up with y'all was just too much. The last time was the last time, y'all. The last time. No, sir.

That night was just... Wait, which night? Girl, one we shall forget. Oh, one we shall forget. Please. I never want to talk about it to kid. Never. I don't know.

I'm lost. I don't be remembering. Oh, never. Oh, never. Never. Never. Bro, that night we were all fucked up. I'm always fucked up.

Wait, oh. What's she doing? It was when we got signed. Oh, that night. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Because I was just fucked up with messing with Barbie. last weekend.

Kiki likes to blame people. Out my body, guys. I don't even remember. She called me, I'm like, these drunk-ass hos. What the fuck was I? At your kids game being a good one. I was such a good sport, though. I will say that she will stay

on the phone with you. She will stay on FaceTime with you. And you will go, I will go live. She will try to call my phone so that I don't go live. She will like stay on the phone. Can't go live now. Oh, we didn't even get to talk about that, y'all. So.

Where did you call? the didler. Oh, well. We didn't talk about it. We didn't go into detail. So our first, very first episode on YouTube flagged, boom. Now we're flagged on Instagram. And all four of our pages are under restriction.

All our personal pages and the 520 somewhere page. We can't DM. We can't. Go live. We can't do anything. I can't monetize my page and make money off reels for 90 days. for 90 days. We can't even like a story.

Like they are being real streets. And the thing is, we sorry. Damn. We sorry. We, we're gonna, I don't know what to do. So the thing is, because we made that real

about the whole pegan thing, and I said I went like, to a guy. Yeah. Yabidabadoo. And basically, I think it sounded a little bit. It sounded like

put Molly all in her champagne. She ain't even know it. I took it home and enjoyed it. He ain't even know it. Yeah. So. But y'all, I was really just joke. That was a joke.

I really didn't yon-a-nigga. It was a joke. It was a joke. I mean, I did do that. But like how Barbie was like, he felt you slide in that hand. He did feel it. And I ain't just going to give it to him dry like that. You got to get wet that.

You got to bring that shit back first. You got to get that. The little spit start. Ew. No, no, that's not what I meant. But anyways, it was a joke. I just said I yonked them just for theatrics and I didn't. He knew it was coming.

And then when he said he didn't like it, it was like some hindsight. We was laughing about it the next day. And he was like, yeah, don't ever do that shit again. And so it never did. And so, but yeah, I didn't just yon. I didn't yaut your guy. I think you forgot one more line What

What? The PR team is working It's okay We don't kink shame nobody right But we're gonna keep it Keep it real cute on the internet okay I don't got a booty hole kink You don't got a booty hole kink? No, it was just random

Our last episode was called the booty episode I am We got to look at Malk face We're the booty bandings You did you said a search Don't do that. Certified booty. Certified booty munches.

I'm so tired of talking about, but y'all. I do not what it's. I feel like Fleece Johnson. I like booty. I don't like booties. I'm doing. Have y'all been coming on with New Lingo? All we have is lemon drop, thunderclap.

Biscuit. What can a biscuit be? Brow. Yeah. Yeah. What's a little? A ill bill lady? neck dinner

I don't like neck dinner I like I like tornado throat I like that What? Tornado throat You say I don't like I don't like neck dinner

But tornado Imagine a tornado Oh Okay girl You see you Is the end of Orlando Orlando

Orlando Brown Orlando Orlando Oh Oh Oh Oh Bart

So far You can't What you're putting down Yeah. All right. You didn't bid it. I bid it?

No, I did, Mike. No teeth. No teeth. Young gummy over here. I got somebody every, uh, bitch y'all, while y'all's getting hit, every, like, scraped it or. We're trying to clean up the show, Malcolm. I didn't even say the word.

He is, he is, he's freaking mouth for show. But while we're on the topic, while we're on the topic. While we're on the topic, I had a little teeth. Definitely. Y'all, have y'all ever had, like, y'all's, what are we calling the, um, um, C word. Ms. Purley.

Ms. Pearley. Have you ever had Miss Pearlie slip in between somebody's gap? Does that feel good? It's so painful. What kind of gap was they working with?

It wasn't that big. I said, hell no. Not the whole thing, but just like, you know, just some of your skin down there or whatever just like slip through the crazy gap

or like a small gap. No, it wasn't even a crazy gap. No. Oh, but I was like, oh, I know part of my anatomy did not just go floss this man's teeth. Oh, it was so painful. Do you have good, good, um, thunderthroat experiences? Because he'd be having some stories. Okay.

Yes, I do. Not that one. Like, thunderthroat. Yeah, neck dinner. She said, I don't like neck dinner. We need to, something girly. Something girly pop forward. We can.

We can. Valachio. What is wrong with filetio? Boring. It don't come to us, but. Did you tell him so? No, I just let it slide and hope that it didn't happen again. You said, you!

No, no. Have y'all ever had, like, pain during... What? During anything? I didn't have a heavy... I just kind of, like, overlooked it. Oh, no. It didn't happen again, thank goodness.

But I had to punch me in this. No, after something traumatic like that, you kind of want him to sue this. So, like, go ahead and finish. No, I didn't say anything. No stories from Kiki. No, I just hate people that lick hard. I hate that. We're going to do a Patreon exclusive.

We'll give a class on how to lick the Mrs. Pearly. No, I'm just kidding. Focus, focus, focus, focus. Today, guys, guess what we are doing? We're at the studio until 12, 8. And guess what? Mike didn't tell us about it until yesterday, less than 24 hours. The day before Mother's Day.

The day before Mother's Day. And I'm just imagining, like, if I had a man at home and I would have to be like, you know, Tamar song that do, do, do, do. Oh, that's so not the beat. You know the Tamar song I'm talking about, just be a man. But you know how to come on and he on the phone? He's like, that's not Tamar. That is Tamar.

That's her sister, Tony Braxton. Oh, it's Tony Braxton. Tony Brexton. But I'm just imagining having to be like, yeah, babe, don't wait up. I'm going to be at the studio. That's so true. Your voice is so amazing. Yeah, I know, I know. I know you really want to check out that spy. He's going to go to. He going to, he don't understand. Can you make my phone call for me? He's going to be like, but her voice is like, I'm just trying to make a wave for both of us, you know, so we can take that trip you wanted to take. Oh, hell no. Yeah, so. I mean, we're going to be here to town in like Alicia Keys with, uh, you know,

We can meet up to Brian and I'm just to Michael. We can meet up right here across the park, right here. She was sounding so like niggerish. No, but niggurish is crazy. But yeah, I'm going to be like, I left that 30 on the dresser for you. Go get your hair cut. I see you in the morning. Oh, I thought you was $30.

But he said that's a little perk 30 for you. But yeah, so I don't know. This is what we're going through here. And we can't sustain. staying a relationship at this point because ain't nobody going for that. Are you going for that, milk? At the studio until 12.

12 ain't that bad. I mean, it's so, it's a job. You're working. He'd be up here more than us. But you know, I'd be jealous. Last thing, love in the studio. Studio. Studio.

Right on that couch. Play the same song. You need something to throw it here. Literally, do it, do it. You missed. You are just not athletic. No, the country. No.

He told me the tall story about how He didn't crack the woman. Hit him. I don't want to hitting up the computer. That's why I didn't do it too. What was that? That was worse than. You made me think about the computer.

Okay, so how was the room? Oh. Y'all want me to try. No. No. We can hit him. We don't want to hit the equipment. You'll make it. No, I'll make it.

I just don't want to hurt any expensive. Yeah. So that's all I was thinking about. We're already in a hole, y'all. Can't break name. We in a hole. That's why we're here at 12 o'clock with no talkback. Oh, it's Mother Day?

Who cares? We on the blade. I mean, Mike gives zero fuck. I'm going to stroll, 5-2-0s. No. Who's doing that? Delete that. Please.

I'm glad they can't hear anything. When y'all pick up y'all kids from our baby daddy house, do y'all take our kids? Are you opposed to having a man in the car with you? Yes. Ooh. You're trying to get us? No, I'm just asking, like.

If it's my boyfriend and, like, established boyfriend, it shouldn't be a problem. I don't see that happening, though. Yeah. That would be. When they pick up your kid from your house, do, are they allowed to have a girl in a car? The thing is, I wouldn't, not from my house. I don't want nobody to know where I live. That would be.

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You're somebody's location Especially a nigga At his house No yeah And my dad can not do that to me Don't pull up with no bitch in a car But also like Because there's no

We're not doing that He's gonna love me till the day he died He don't He know not to do no shit like that Oh mine's hate me But we can move on How long y'all waiting to introduce a man to y'all, baby daddy? I don't have to introduce shit.

That never needs to take place. For what? I know. You know my daddy, yeah, no. You're a daddy. So? And he be having missions around my kids. And I don't know them and I don't need to know them.

All I have to trust is your judgment as a co-parent. Facts. I don't got to meet her for real. Ideally, though, like if I do take some. somebody serious, I would like to do that, but in the way we set up. Men are, this is the thing. Men are very immature. They're not as mature as as like us.

We can, you know, meet the baby, I mean, the other girl. We can, you know, talk to them, do pickups. I can, I can exchange my mind with the girlfriend. You don't even got to be there. You can come to the parties. Like, when you got a boyfriend, you Dana can't even invite your baby dad to the party or vice versa. Like, men are so territorial and immature.

Like, can y'all get with the program, like, how we be doing? And I think it's some men that's... I don't think that all men are like that because I see it a lot, like, where the men are actually being the more mature one with some females, because, like, some females be catty with it, like, trying to, like, push the boyfriend to, like, make the baby daddy jealous and stuff like that. So I see a lot of men that put on, you know, but it's a sticky subject. But like Trop said, just I trust your judgment to not have anybody that to do anything inappropriate or harmful to my child.

And it's just like, bro, who are you? Like, the world don't revolve around you. I'm not reaching out to your girlfriend. Like, y'all do y'all and we're going to do us. Like, I might collab with, like, my man's baby mama if that's what he wants us to do. But that's me catering to him. Like, I'm not catering to my baby daddy. Like, who are you, bro?

We're lost. I'm not reaching out to your girlfriend. Who is she? Where are y'all? That shit, water under the bridge. That's just, my son made me feel so special today, y'all. And the thing is, like, he really stood on business about me. Like, he made sure to get me a gift.

And he picked it out. And he was just, he was not playing, like, come pick me up. I got to give my mommy a gift. And I was just like, he's so young and just so thoughtful. like he is the sweetest. That boy mama. Did y'all feel really special today? For sure.

He tried to help me cook breakfast. I was like, please get the fuck out of the way. I'm hungry. Oh my gosh, I swear to be like that when your kids want to help cook, you be like. I'm trying to be so patient. Yeah. I'm like, oh, I'm not. Literally.

Like, patience is thin. But like, speaking of cooking, what is something nasty that your mom made when you were a kid? Everything. My mama cannot cook. She can't cook. No. Well, she's better now. She's better now than when we were kids.

But y'all to cook. How did y'all learn how to cook? Y'all me mom? My daddy can cook. My mom definitely could cook. What did y'all your grandma? She knew how to get around the kitchen. Mamma.

Mammal. Mm-hmm. Cute. Yeah, Mamma on. Y'all daddy side. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yep.

Yeah. But she would make like some more food. She could do that or whatever. And but she can make some rice. So do y'all make, y'all making minimum. rice are y'all making real rice real rice real rice am i less of a woman because i make minute rice no i feel like we're just like we like we grew up like that like we we make rice with every meal i love me what we love minn rice spaghetti none we making the minute rice in the red box like the

or in the plastic yeah in the plastic bag i use both i use the plastic and i use the regular one because i'm like what's good yeah i don't get the difference in that red box is good Yeah, and it says mined rice, but to me, I feel like it cooked the same. It's really good, though, especially with sugar and butter. When you cook real rice, you have to, like, really rinse it and all that stuff? Mm-hmm. And how long does it take? Like, why do people act like cooking rice is so hard?

I don't know. It does take a minute. It's, like, second nature to me. I can whip up some rice, like, it's nothing. Yeah. What's y'all go to to cook for a man? I definitely got to sneak in some mac and cheese somewhere. Okay.

If he's not like lactose and tolerance. I got time for you to have disabilities when it comes to eating, niggins. Just, like, but it's so many of them. It's so many who's like, I don't eat mac, I don't eat pasta,

I don't eat this. Oh, yeah. I don't need seafood. I had a man tell me he don't eat seafood. That was just so depressing. I hate a nigga that's allergic to seafood. Yes, he was allergic. I'm like,

but I still eat it though. You still dabble? Hell, yeah, I'm talking for your allergies. Yeah, I still eat it. Yeah. Because they said the go. to keep a man is a pot roast. Oh, is it?

They act like that's, like, such a grown thing to make. I mean, you literally just throw all that shit in there. It's them like the stepchild tool. Is this a terrible? Are y'all Pacific? No. Pacific Islanders, Samoan is Pacific Islander. Okay, it's your month.

Oh, okay, look at us. Pacific Islander Heritage Month. Why are you grouping us with Asian? I mean, they do that. You know, they'd be doing that on a little I step test. You Asian and Pacific Islander What y'all call y'all some Samoa?

Grandma. Her name is calling. What's the word? What's the word for grandma in your language? I only know, Mom. Tina? That's cute. Yeah, you basically call them Mom.

Tina, that's Mom. That's cute. Come on. How y'all are supposed to be, and y'all don't even know. They do know. Listen. You all just ain't know. It's made-up as a holiday.

Month. Oh, black kids. I take Black kids in Missouri. It's also Mother's Day and it's also Nurses Week. And club. Oh, that's what was on my car. Happy Nurses Week to Tribe. Thank you.

And this is what I wanted to say because I was so nervous because they got this new virus. Put us first, Queen. Girl. Mike will up the score. Put us first. Don't leave us. Don't go to L.A. for no shortage.

We need you here. Michael. Because we can't have you. She tries to leave us. She tries to leave us. Y'all don't understand when COVID was going on. They was paying 10 G's a week. I know they was.

I know they was. We're just about to be spread out on the couch with Mal. Malcolm come from behind the camera. 10 Gs a week, y'all. The pot ain't fucking with it. She said. When I see that virus, see you. See you, but want to be you.

And she locked in already. What's it called? What's the virus? Henta. Mm-hmm. Okay. All right. You all along about the Henta virus.

We're not talking. We're not. Like that shit trickles down slow Like in the hospitals We're not talking about that shit Y'all it's all over the media Because why would they let them people off the boat? I'd be at work

I don't got time to look at social media Or any media I see now I said y'all trap gonna leave us We're gonna be fair I ain't gonna lie y'all We're about to just replace her with one of your other sisters They might not know I can't believe y'all don't know the name

That's some scary shit right here I'm scared the motherfucker is a rare but potentially deadly Rolein-born disease. I bought a new hand sanitizer and everything. Look at her. Meanwhile, Trout didn't even know the name of it. We need you.

She's going to be in the first thing. We ain't seen it and we ain't, I mean, it's just, it just comes up in conversation like gossip, just like how we would talk about it until we see it. Yeah, so we have another Samoan sister on the, the couch. We're just going to keep coloring her drop while she's going to California to fight the virus. So what's your meal to impress a guy? Not a damn thing. It's always like steak. I'm going to go steak crazy. It used to be salmon for me. Oh my gosh, they're going to talk about me. Yeah,

they're on your top for it. But I don't even eat salmon anymore. So now it's just like, whatever, whatever's clever. I've seen the girl on there making. making a tomahawk for a man. And I say you... And if I make a damn tomahawk, I want a ring by the... You better a hawk to... Listen.

On this... Because what? Oh, my God. Not for real. If I make a tomahawk, nigga, wife me, cuff me. Immediately. Speaking of wife, me, have y'all ever dealt with a mom-in-law? I mean, none of us are married, but you know what I mean.

A mom-in-law. A mom-zilla. A mom-s-siller. Yeah. A mom's turn-in-law. Somewhat. I dealt with like an extreme mama's boy, but the mom was real cool, though. Yeah.

Until she wasn't. But it was just like, her, fuck you. Was she not during y'all's relationship or after the fact? No, she was super cool. It was just a little, little, little, little. The thing is, see, they going to end up riding for, they could like you, they could love you, whatever, but they're going to end up writing for their son when stuff hit the fan and it's just like you know your son and shit and you know that she's not a girl girl right yeah so but you said you dealt with that be for

not not like that but i've dealt with like sisters not liking me mom's not really like your sister like like stuff like that i ain't gonna lie i had my mom slap one of my shoo-dys what what was the reason The girl hit you? Yeah, she pulled up. I had cheated on her or whatever. She pulled up on me. And we was talking outside, but she was like, I'm about to go tell your mama this, this and that, do, da-da.

Like, yeah, you're tweaking. You don't know my mama. Niggas hate when you call their mom. She walked in the crib. She yelled my mama name. She's like, da-da. I'm like, my mama came off that corner. She gave them to her jump from the top flight all the way to the bottom.

They was arguing. She's like, you got me fuck. She was like, you made a bitch made ass son. No, she didn't. Yeah, she deserved to get slapped. I was about to walk up to her. I was like, yo, you bugging. My mama held me back.

And she smacked her ass. And get out of my house. That well deserved because girl, girlie pop. She said, if you got a problem, call your mama and tell her, bring her ass up here. She get her ass beat too. Tell her. I say, yeah, this is my name. And you call CPS on her.

Yeah. Fuck, niggie. It'd be like that. No. That was not right. What's some mom sayings that went platinum in your house, Melk? What your mama used to say to you? What she used to say?

Mm-hmm. Like, I brought you in this world, but I take you out. What she used to say to you? Take you out. My mom, she just talks shit. Yeah. She wouldn't say no saying. No saying.

It's talking shit all day. Because y'all ain't clean up. Y'all ain't take the meat out. What y'all was doing? We didn't clean up, take the trash out. The fuck? Y'all want to be homeless. Okay, y'all want to live like some homeless people.

That's all she'll do is talk shit. What about for y'all? My mama used to say, never bite the hand that feeds you. Never bite the hands that feed you. You have to feed us. She also used to say, do y'all know what a fob is? Like a key fob? No.

Like a fob. Do you know what it stands for? Nobody? It means fresh off the boat. So like if you get dressed or whatever Or if she feel like you look crazy Or you don't look presentable She's gonna be like you look like a fop

She used to say that all the time But he and be saying they be at Burlington She used to say that And she used to say like whenever I had like an issue Or you come to her Like you come like vent to her Complaining her about something She guys used to be like

Baby they're just jealous They just jealous That's my mama favorite Everybody was jealous of me I'm gonna believe that to the day I die They just jealousy. My daughter say that. I am now.

My daughter are going to always tell me everybody jealous to me. My daughter's thing was. Every time. I'm not one of your little friends. Definitely. To this day, she is my little friend. Type. She is my little friend.

My mama stays saying respect thy mother and thy father and thou shalt have everlasting life. Okay, Bible verse. Literally. But she just used that shit against us all the time. Like, bro, quit weaponizing a Bible, bro. And she was good for, like, if you ask her for something or if you ask her to go somewhere, and then she don't really give you no answer for real. And then, like, fast forward, like, a day or something, and you do some shit that piss her off.

She's going to be like, and I was going to let you go. Oh, my God, yes. That would have pissed me up. You wasn't going to let me go anyway. You was waiting on me to do something. Come on, Derek, what them older moms used to say. Oh, God. He was having his way.

He didn't hear a no. My mama sent me off the boot camp Because you was bad You were bad I'm a little buzz I've been drinking too much today My papa He had like a strict program

I have It's like middle school I went to school at 830 The nigga will wake me up At 6 in the morning Do homework before school What? I swear to God I'm doing homework

For two hours I did I was studying Doing homework Period No game no phone. Nigger had an alarm clock right by my bed.

He'd come in. He was so petty. He had drive me to school. You know, I'm a kid, so I'm tired. Sleep on the window. This niggas rolls down the window. The whole car ride. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, he's king, petty. Oh, that's a good one. Let me use that. That's not cool. I'm going to use that for show. I just thought about a random snack my mama used to give us. Did y'all used to eat the little chicken and biscuits with the little sprays? cheese. Yeah. What other kind of like ghetto snacks did y'all? Is that ghetto? How many think of that's

vinegar? Vianna sausages. Oh, so y'all never ate Vienna. But yes. With some high sauce. Also, our granny used to give us all the time for lunch. She used to always give us crackers with bologna and cheese. And I ain't going to lie, it tasted like, we're made. It was good. I studied to this day if I didn't know what was in bologna. Do y'all eat tuna? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Sardines. We know you eat sardines. Oh, right. I know that. Canned oysters. Hoghead cheese.

I've heard it, but I don't think I've read it. Is that the ball? No. Oh, I've seen that. Because it used to be a deli down the street from us. I don't feel like I've had that, though. What it tastes like? Spam a little bit.

It do look spammy. Y'all eat spammy. No. I'm sorry. I'm but say y'all was in the trenches for real. Spam and eggs. What about oatmeal cookies? Yeah.

Did you have to let them get stale? I never ate that. Do you ate this? I don't get. Cheese. Oh, nothing. You're from Gary, ain't you? Yeah.

Oh, okay, yeah, it's giving that. It's definitely giving that. What's a weird food combination that y'all like? I don't think I got none. Y'all don't got nothing. Y'all know what I like? I like Lays potato chips with hot sauce and shirty cheese on them. Lays potato chip and hot sauce is absolutely fired.

Did y'all do chips in dish? Put the shirt and cheese on it. Like the French onion? Yeah. Dean's French onion. That's what it was. That was fire. Mouth, are you young enough?

Did y'all do like the pickles in the Kool-Aid? Yeah, we did. Y'all did that. Did y'all, y'all? I don't like that shit. A little sweet and sour. I don't like that. I had to like a little pepper with the hot chito.

Like some cream cheese. Oh, I want to try that. They said with cucumbers or something? For sure. We're going to try that next. We still got to do that. Oh, did y'all put, okay, Derek, you put water, uh, salt on your watermelon?

Taheen. You do that? Tahin. Salt and watermelon is crazy. Oh my gosh, that's old school for real. My greenies to do that. You got any real combinations of milk? I'm like pretty clean cut.

Just hot dogs. He's just straight. He's lonely. I'm tired of looking at him with this thing in his mouth. Yeah, the wood. The wood is taking. It's out. Pause.

Hot Tabasco and Oreos? Disgusting. That's a bit much. That's absolutely disgusting. Oh, while it's Mother's Day, y'all, okay. Y'all know a saying that I fucking hate that's really, like, normalized. Fuck them kids. Oh, I love it.

I hate it. Fuck them kids. Drop what? I hate it. I can't stand that. I think that we just take it to literal. Like, fuck them kids. It sounds so nasty.

I just, no, not even nasty. It's just like, I just don't like it. It just rips me the wrong way. Of course, I'm socialized to be like, oh, okay, cool, whatever. They're just joking, but like, I never use that phrase. I just don't like it. Oh, I use it all the time. I get it, but it's just like kids are annoying.

I feel like moms need to say, fuck them kids sometimes. I just don't think we should ever say that. I don't think we should normalize. I know it's a joke, but I just don't like that. I feel you. And, you know, I'm very much, like, attached to my long time and, you know, my baby daddy doing his thing or whatever. But I, it's not my cup to eat that same. It's just my personal preference.

I just, I don't use the phrase. I've always hated it. I don't like the way it rolls off the tongue. Oh, I'd be loving to fuck them. Fuck them. Get them out of my house. I need a break. I need to breathe.

I need some space. Bro, I didn't have somebody say, and if you want to say, fuck them kids referring to your kids, then go for it. But when the motherfucker, when I'm like, oh, no, I can't because I don't have, I got to work. Oh, no, that's got to take the kids to day game or da-da-da-da. And the motherfucker could be like, fuck them kids. Bitch, who kids? What?

No, literally, y'all, I was out of town one time and I was with, I ended up linking with this guy from the city or whatever, and we was like out drunk. Like, anyway, the next day I missed my damn flight messing with him. And I'm just like, but I didn't know I was late. And I'm on my way to the airport. And I'm like, I'm going to be so depressed if I miss this flight. I'm like, I'm ready to get home. I'm ready to get home to my kids.

He's going to say something. Fuck them kids. Y'all, when I say, I did not talk to him for months. Oh, I wouldn't have either. Because I know that it's a normal saying, but it's like literally like, no. Don't you see I'm over here depressed? I want to see them. And it's already, like, offensive when men don't understand, like, your attachment to your kids.

He's a great dad, too. He's a great dad, but I under, it's a very normalized phrase. But I'm just like, especially in that moment, I'm like, don't want to hear that right now. I mean, even minus the phrase when they're not considerate of your time with your kids. Like, just like, for instance, oh, what? You off work on Friday? Yeah, I am off work. But that doesn't mean I'm available. I'm still a mom.

Like, your time don't come before my kids' time. No, period. He's like, fuck them kids, you could stay another day. Nick, no, the fuck I can't want the next thing smoking. What is you talking about? Always putting them kids first. When y'all first became moms, though, any unwarranted advice that used to get on your nerves. Probably.

That was such a long time ago. Yeah, because I don't know if y'all have seen, like, on social media, but Scotty, off of baddies, y'all know she just had her first kid with Lemmy. the owner of Zeus and everything. And she is getting so tired of people telling her, like, how to take care of her kid, like, what to do. But I feel like people have that, especially, like, people have that so bad. I always trying to coach you and tell you what to do when you're a new mom. And it's just like, chill, bro, I got this.

Yeah. And it's so instinctual. Like, you know what the hell to do. Yeah. If animals know what to do, we're whole humans. Why would we not know what to do? But I will say they did have that baby in the airport. No blanket, no nothing.

Just like raw dog in the airport. Nothing but it was a black mom more than a baby not having a blanket on or a hat and some side. What? Like, y'all got the baby raw dog in the butt. But I understand though as well. They did? Okay. Her and lemmy.

Oh. Well, fuck them kids. Five-20 day. Make sure y'all got your tickets. Y'all in the building. Field Day concert. after party at Georgia Street. Make sure y'all got your gear shop club 520.com.

And to end us out. Kiki, you got anything to say. Anything you want to tell the people. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy retirement. PJ. Who's PJ?

Washington? Today only. You don't know? Today only. The news? Nothing. Tell me more. Who is that?

You know who PJ? You know who PJ is? Tucker. He was on the show He's retired Ain't he saying he was Finna retire? Okay

Y'all got me feeling like I got my news mixed up I'm trying to So PJ Tucker Who he used to play for? A lot of people Oh okay And he's retiring

He's a black man Yes He's like a friend He liked their friend All right Shout out to PJ Tucker And enjoy your retirement Love

Oh I know I've seen him before Okay book Houston. He played all the teams Jeff played on. Let's see. Go back.

Let's see where else he'd be. She's a Harlem Grove truck. The Rocket. Oh, that's Houston. I mean, that's Atlanta. Oh, yeah. What? Just stop.

We don't teach her, y'all. No, I know because when I seen the bucks, my mind went to Atlanta, and then I seen. No, Houston Rockets. That's a basketball team? Yes. Okay, so it was just two different jerseys.

That's the episode. Jeff had them bell bottoms on it. Los Angeles The Clippers Yikes He deserves to retire Okay Okay

He got area coach Shout out to my guy PJ Make sure he had club five 20 days Since he retired Phoenix Who are out of here Okay then Okay

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