Going Deep with Chad and JT - Going Deep with Chad and JT

Episode Date: January 21, 2018

Going Deep with Chad and JT features Chad Kroeger and JT Parr of Chad Goes Deep.  In this groundbreaking podcast, they will explore major current events, comment on ongoing beefs, honor legends, and give advice to fans who have submitted questions. Check out our Youtube Videos, Merchandise and more at www.chadgoesdeep.com!

Welcome guys, this is the Chad and JT podcast going deep with Chad and JT. Going deep! Got JT over here, say what up dog. What up dudes. Hey, what up guys, it's me Chad Kroger, coming in hot. Super hot. Hey what up guys, it's me Chad Kroger, coming in hot. Super hot.

Yeah, so this is the first podcast and JT, we're just gonna go deep, help out the youth. There's nothing I like more than feeling like I'm helping other people, so I'm looking forward to it. And there's no one I'd rather go on this maiden voyage with than my main road dog, Chad Kroger. Oh thank you dude. Okay, I guess we're gonna start off with a bang, go right into some current events. I guess I'll start off, I'm going to dive deep into this behemoth North Korea situation. I think I have a hot take on it. Correct me if I'm mistaken, but I think it seems like both the US and North Korea are trying to flex on each other pretty hard at this moment.

Yeah, I would say it's a straight muscle showdown. Yeah, for sure. In this moment, I think we need to look back at one of the first scenes from Fast and the Furious where Vince starts flexing on Paul. You know, in that situation, Paul didn't flex back. He just said he likes the tuna there. So I think if Trump can maybe stop flexing and he just took a step back and was like, you know what, dude, I like the tuna here. I think that'd be a good solution to this conundrum. Yeah. I mean, I agree. I think in the David Mamet's jujitsu movie, Red Belt, the protagonist

says that everything has an energy. Either absorb it or deflect it. Don't oppose it. Because you're just going to waste a lot of energy and you're not going to make much progress. Oh, you want to dive in? Yeah, dude. I just came up with this topic right now because it's fresh off the presses at ESPN.com. Oh, mama. Chris Forster is at a rehab. For those ofcom. Oh, mama. Chris Forster is out of rehab. For those of you who don't know who Chris Forster is, he was the Miami Dolphins assistant coach,

specialized in the offensive line. And from all accounts, he's a fantastic coach. But he was fired because a girl that he was having an affair with released a video of him doing blow in the Miami Dolphins. Yeah, he was raging. Yeah, he was raging hard. It was pretty hilarious. He's like, oh, man.

I wish you were here and I'd do this blow off your vagina. And he was saying wild shit like that. Obviously, he didn't intend for the whole world to see that. And if he did, respect for your candor. I was about to say that, dude. Yeah. To flex like that, that dude's got balls, man. To let people witness your sexual intensity like that oh yeah he's a pretty vulnerable so he's a beast uh but but but but i think he's saying that he

didn't intend for that and he wants to get back into coaching and honestly i think he deserves it like he should not have been doing blow at work yeah but it was not affecting his work output so this is a high functioning dude who hopefully can work without the adrenaline that he got from doing outrageous shit at the office. And as a person who's needed kind of a crazy behavior to kind of fuel me sometimes, I'm pulling for you, Chris. And I hope my Steelers hire you as their next offensive line coach. Yeah. And he's 56. Damn, he's raging at that age Yeah. And he's 56, so.

Damn, he's raging at that age? Yeah, he's still partying at 56, and he's not ready to let go of that sword, but maybe he can keep it in the sheath more often. Yeah, that's well said. I think maybe if he knows where to channel that energy, just don't do it at the office. I know I always want to get amped up, and a lot of times i just do it in my car you know like i'll just bump up so like high bpms and just fucking go and just music too you're not doing blowski you're just like yeah

you're jamming to some like uh fire tracks yeah yeah i think a lot of times fire tracks are maybe like ted nugent's stranglehold that can really get me fired up and like like i'll just be in the car and people will be staring at me dude and i And they'll be like, what are you doing? I'm just like, I'm getting fucking amped up. What are you doing? Just sitting there. I think that song, I think they did a really good job of capturing just the adrenaline that goes through your body when you rip a fat ski.

Yeah, or when you're walking through a club, and you're just overwhelmed by stimulation. Yeah, yeah. Honeys and rival dudes and no one's in dark lights and it's uh it's uh it can be a intriguing walk through hell sometimes for sure all right should we dive into these questions yeah let's get hot into it okay what do you do when you find out your eskimo bros with oh this is from baker by the way what do you do when you find out your eskimo bros with your own brother part two and the girl might have an std oh that's heavy well i'll tell you one of the loneliest trips you can take is to play on parenthood and i think it's a lot easier if you bring your brother

with you so if there was ever someone to get an std with it'd be your family member dude that's a that's a pretty stellar way of looking at it dude dude. Right. Well, I mean, I've been at Planned Parenthood and just been like in the bathroom boking. Yeah. Because I thought I had the most serious of disease. And I think had I been there with my brother, who I'm super tight with, it would have been better. Although, you know, you don't want your brother to be suffering either. But you guys can, you know, give each other support. Yeah.

I think it's an opportunity to bond for sure. And then, like, you know, if you're like, you know, if you, it'd be easier to tell your parents together. Yeah. If you're like, hey, I got to get like a gonorrhea shot. You know, you don't want to go solo into there. You want to be like, hey, me and my bro, we both a gonorrhea shot you know you don't want to go solo into there you want to be like hey me and my bro we both got gonorrhea we need a shot yeah present to united front and then if you guys are eskimo bros like yeah it's probably not ideal for you guys to be interested in the same

girls but uh my brother and I partied together and we had some crossover and it uh it happens I think just, you know, be mindful, like try to check in with your brother and see if he has genuine feelings for the girl. And, uh, if he does, and if you don't, I would, uh, you know, just maybe let him, uh, see that through. And, uh, and you know, there there's plenty maybe she's got a sister yeah that's always uh you know you could keep it in the family yeah and but and more that's like that's like a twofer there yeah for sure um yeah i mean i i've i know when i was in a grade school i loved the same same uh girls my bro oh you did yeah and like i

was heated at the time because he was older and she chose him and uh you know i was like i was like in fifth grade and i was trying to impress them so i was just doing like i was just swimming laps near them while they were in the pool and i was doing like butterfly oh for real i'm just like yeah i still have strong shoulders motherfuckers you know and i think i think she noticed it too that's classic chad too to just kind of like take the slight and turn it into fuel yeah uh to better yourself i did probably like a thousand yards of butterfly and then you ended up being a pretty stellar water polo player yeah so maybe maybe use that you maybe use that uh that conflict of love to boost you into getting jacked. Drive you into greatness.

For sure. And there's nothing greater than a nice V torso. Oh, dude, that gets me fired up. All right, next up, Timothy. What's a secure way to get nudes from chicas? I think the best way is to date the girl for a while and build some trust. It's like a satisfying gift. Yeah, and I just like, I mean, there probably is some girls out there who are like just super libertine

and like want to send their hot body out to random dudes. But that has not been my experience. The girls who will send me nudes are typically dealing with a lot of psychology that's heavy just to be real with you fellas out there there are some dudes like if you're like a model or something like a super hot dude like or you know like a famous comedian or like um yeah you know like elon musk i'm sure you get oh dude i bet his dms are popping off yeah so those would be my two answers either date the girl for a while or become elon musk yeah i was about to say become i think that's the best route dude start making rockets and paypal so without knowing

what your life is timothy but i'm assuming it's fucking sick as fuck and that you're a stellar fucking dude uh maybe the elon musk route is uh the best one for you all right from michael this is a great question how do i get a resting stoke face like jt i'll dive in jt let's i was gonna say the floor is yours chad uh i would uh i i really appreciate you saying i have a resting stoke face i think a lot of that was um i realized you get more honey with vinegar like um no that's not how you say it you get more vinegar you get more flies with look man here's what i realized is that when i was being nice to people people were nice to me

and so my stoke is me figuring out what's the best way to do shit and it's generally stoked if i may please yeah because i think i fucking missed the mark by a healthy yeah i think you did a lot that the answers suck jt being nice to people that's not your face dude judging from the video i see like especially on fox news you just look super relaxed and i think you get into a mode where like you know you're not even using the muscles in your face oh yeah yeah i i think that's a big thing too is that like yeah all my shit's based off just like me perceiving what the other person's gonna perceive so if i let my face go slack what the fuck are they gonna see yeah nothing yeah me you know i i

have a feeling that when you were born like your face was just like still lag and be like damn the baby's stoked breton how do i get inverted like sterling spencer in his movie gold is that a surfing movie yeah um good question bretton just huck it oscar so lately i've been really bummed out because i'm my favorite this was a great one so lately i've been really bummed out because of my favorite surf spot at sunset cliffs sweet spot some crusty dick has been harassing my friend and i he seems to be part gorilla very buff and intimidating i'm getting aroused in my five years i've never seen him surfing this break yet he claims ownership of every wave in the pacific oh that is a wide fiefdom yeah he has threatened to stick his board up my ass damn i suggest you take this gentleman seriously because the consequences sound dire.

If he sees me on a sick wave and it's ruining my vibe out there. And him threatening to stick a board up your ass is ruining your vibe out there. My stoke tank is running on fumes. What would Chad do? Fuck. You know, I've met some aggro dudes on the water, but I've never had a dude threaten to stick his board up my ass. Is it a long board or a short board? for yeah start off with that write that in if it's a long board just bolt and if it's a foam board break it yeah or allow it yeah um i mean for a dude to be threatening to stick boards up asses that's uh not cool so yeah he sticks his board up your ass um i think that's a

huge no-no out in the lineup so i think you know maybe if you really want him gone for good i hate to say it dude but you might have to take one for the team and just let him stick his board up your ass and then you know you'll uh and then then everyone will know, like, wow, dude, we can't surf with this guy. He sticks board up asses, like, literally. So, you know, and, like, look at Oscar. Dude, he, like. Yeah, you could become, like, a martyr that could propel the movement of getting this guy off the break. Because, like, I think Because I think when Martin Luther King

and the Freedom Riders went down to the South during the Civil Rights Movement, a large part of what made them so appealing to the public was that they would be terrorized and they wouldn't respond. And then the visibility of them being terrorized galvanized the nation into change. So I think if you let this

dude shove his board up your ass and people see that like make sure you film him shoving the board up your ass yeah change is gonna come my brother so take some sick waves out there right in front of this dude challenge him see if he if he says he's gonna stick his board up your ass get a sick wave and see if he sticks his board up your ass. And lube up, dog. And then also take jiu-jitsu classes. Yeah, so you can absorb it. So after you're done, I also meant so down the road he could beat the dude's ass.

Oh, for sure. Yeah, but jiu-jitsu is also good for, as previously mentioned, for absorption. And you're going to have to have a very special instructor to help you with the board up the ass stuff. Maybe practice having a board shoved up your ass so when this part gorilla, very buff, intimidating guy, crusty dick, shoves the board up your ass, you're smiling the whole time, my friend.

Dude, that would trip him out. If you were a guy shoving a board up a dude's ass and he was not even phased by it, I would bolt. out. Yeah. If you were a guy shoving a board up a dude's ass and he was not even phased by it. Super zen. I would bolt. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Topher, sex tips.

He wants them. For me, lots of kisses and eye contact. Do not spray out before she peeks. My dog. Yeah. Be conscious of your spray. I think we've drilled about four of these. All right.

William Henry. I have cancer right now, and I'm seriously unstoked right now. Sorry to hear that, dude. Yeah, I'm really sorry to hear that, man. Any tips to regain my stoke? I'm thinking about a trip to Bali once I finish chemo. I think that sounds like a tremendous idea i've been to bali it's wonderful also how do i get ladies when i'm bald william i think you're gonna have no problem getting ladies look at kelly slater dude prime example wigs are out like they're not cool yeah yeah i would say go as yourself yeah dude look at bruce

willis look at kelly slater they're fucking beasts you know and dude we're sending positive vibes your way we know you're going through a tremendous fight yeah and um i believe you'll make it through this and you're in my thoughts yeah stay strong and definitely yeah go after the ladies yeah just do it and then uh And then you're going to have success. Definitely go to Bali. Just soak up life right now. I think the more stoked you are, the more valiant you'll be in this fight. Absolutely.

And just meet some chicks and then find one of those chicks and then bring her to Bali with you. Yeah. And just make some s'mores together. Yeah, be on that Bali beach and make some fucking s'mores. Yeah. And then just, dude, don't even worry about the hair, dude. I mean, fuck it.

I think when dudes lose the hair, you know, you look at like Bruce Willis, Kelly Slater, Joe Rogan, they become even bigger beasts than they absolutely rogan looks so much better bald than he did with hair yeah so i'm gonna even trip about that i think you'll become just like you know just like you'll become like just a fucking legend and thank you for writing in dude you're a fucking beast man stay strong and um yeah send us photos of whatever you end up doing because I'd like to stay in touch. Definitely.

Chris, will you allow me to name my next son Boomer Kingsley? You're going to have to talk to Boomer on that one. Yeah, it's not really up to us. Are you going to put Junior in there? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, if you do name your son Boomer Kingsley, does that make him Boomer's son? Yeah.

Kevin, wife won't name puppy Paul Walker. Please help. Get a new wife. I was about to say, leave her, dude. Yeah. End of story. Better to know that now before she won't let you name your kid Paul Walker, and it's like a real problem. Yeah.

Next question. Johnny, how can I be an upstanding citizen in the community like you and jt thank you dude go to council meetings fight for what you believe in you know a lot of people fight for these causes but you can just tell that they don't even know what they're talking about they're like oh yeah oh because uh cnn told me to do this and you're like did cnn tell you to do that because that doesn't count sound like it's coming from that? Because that doesn't sound like it's coming from you, dude. Okay? It does not sound like it's coming from you. What is in your heart, you know?

If you see something wrong, do something about it. Do not write a Facebook status about it. Do not just sit around. Go take action, you know? Be motivated by what you love. For sure. Taylor, got a real problem making me not stoked. I'm even losing sleep over it, which is totally not cool.

I found this real cool chick on Tinder, and we've been talking for a few days, and we've really been vibing. The problem is that our schedule is totally packed, so I don't even know when to hit her up or if it's okay. So as a result, we fade for a few days until I hit her up again. Any advice on what I could do to change myself or the situation for the better?

I think a powerful parable is the one of the unicorn. All these people in this village were trying to capture the unicorn, and they went through the forest marauding, just chopping down trees, ripping up bushes, killing other animals, trying to get to the fucking unicorn, and they never found it. Centuries later later after the vegetation had returned a family went out into the to the same forest they put down a beautiful blanket

they pulled out bundles of food they sat around and listened to the dad play the ukulele and the unicorn came walking right up to just strolled in wow so make your life a beautiful picnic And I promise you brother That unicorn is gonna stroll right up to you And suck your fucking dick partner That was so beautiful That brought a fucking tear to my eye dude The tail of the unicorn is chugging dong

Fuck yeah Connor Kroger You related to this dude? I might be Maybe distant I don't know any Connor Kroger. You related to this dude? I might be. Maybe distant. I don't know any Connor Krogers, but he could be related to me. This is a great one. Connor, had dinner at my girlfriend's house, but couldn't finish the steak because I had to go home.

I'm tempted to end this right here. You finish your steak next time, partner. She told me to give it to her dog, Tequila, because I accidentally gave it to her dog, Bobby, but she doesn't know. Should I tell her or what? Tequila is allowed to eat human food, and Bobby isn't.

Dude, I would just wait it out. If the dog dies, you come clean. Yeah, eat the steak. You gotta finish that steak. I think it's a big lesson here school boy sean gonna be interviewing for my first job pretty soon so my question is when going in for a job interview is it better to be chill and laid back or super professional chill and laid back just go in tell the boss what up sir i would do that's what i would do i would do a combination i would come in chill and i'd be like what up but then i'd be super professional and say

sir skylar what cologne should i be using you should not be using cologne. Yeah. Next question. Chill broski. I like your parents. I want to move to SoCal from Philly, but it's expensive. How do you survive in the OC as a bro? Live with your mom. I live with my mom. Yeah, I live in the guest house.

And it's cool. You know, I just... house and uh it's cool you know i just uh yeah i just live in the guest house i don't know what to say more than that patrick need help with something near and dear to your hearts 100 not trolling here but have to say i think fast and fierce are some of the worst movies ever made it's one long unintentional comedy i have friends who love it i and I've tried to watch it, but it's so bad on so many levels. Any help you could provide in making me appreciate these films?

Yeah, watch it and start to appreciate it, Patrick. Okay? Patrick, I'm sorry to say this, but you're an idiot. Yeah. One long, unintentional comedy? What? I, you know, I think you need to take a good long look in the mirror dude

and just like re-evaluate your values and just be like what do I value cause obviously I don't value heart spoken messages and sick races and and fucking so nose and just you know

what the fuck yeah dude i would say like uh burn your coen brothers dvds yeah like what are you watching fucking what's that leonardo caprio movie uh the one about uh jedgar hoover i think it's called hoover no the one in the where he's in the snow oh the revenant yeah that movie makes me so unstoked i came in like in the cold pasty with a with bears mauling you do you know how shitty that movie was to make like they had to be in that cold for like six months yeah sadist dude and then too fast too furious is like we're gonna go to miami i'm like okay that's something i can deal with so why don't you watch it like 10 more times please patrick yeah imagine this patrick which movie would you rather work on the revenant when you're in siberia with your Patrick. Which movie would you rather work on? The Revenant when you're in Siberia with your nuts freezing off?

Freezing off. Or would you rather be working on Five Fast... I should not mess up the name like that. I'm so sorry. Or would you rather be working on, like, Fate of the Furious in all these exotic locations with some of the coolest fucking people in the world? Thank you, JT. All right, this is from Fun.

Sup, dude? I'm reaching out because I need a helping hand. I killed it the other night at a house party with the bros. Ended up going back with some Tiffany, if you will. Everything going smooth. I'm like, dude, you're in there. Then boom. Just letting you know I have herpes.

Gathered. There's some things that aren't working. Like some of his images aren't working. Gathered each and every one of my thoughts. Put a condom on and went for it. Afternoonly for about 69 seconds. gathered there's some things that aren't working like his some of his images aren't working gathered each and every one of my thoughts put a condom on and went for an afternoon lean for about 69 seconds pull out and lo and behold the condom is broken need some advice bros am i gonna get herpes here's what i would say dog like one in four people have herpes what you need to do is be honest that you have herpes i would tell everybody you have herpes. I would tell everybody you have herpes

and I would try to be the coolest fucking dude that's ever had herpes. You kind of did that when you thought you had herpes. When I thought I had herpes, I told everybody I had herpes and I was just like, what up? Like, you're not going to take any shine off me. You nipped it in the butt

and you were like still kind of flexing. And then it turned out I didn't have herpes and no one believed me because I'd already told everybody. So everyone still thinks I have herpes and i'm just living as if i have herpes i think they think you're kind of cooler for it too for sure because i own that fucking shit yeah you sort of just like you walk around they're like damn par has herpes but he's still killing it dude look at magic johnson with aids he makes that shit just like an accessory to his

awesome life yeah if you don't let it define you if you just say like if you say what up dog yeah you see that on my lip that's a fucking herb people are gonna be like oh okay you want to chill still and you're like yeah and dog if she doesn't have an active outbreak i think you might be good so don't sleep with anybody else until you get tested and then sleep with everybody else good call all right and be honest and open and be yourself and rage like Chad and I. Yeah, guys, I think that'll do it for the first episode of Going Deep with Chad and JT. We hope we got you guys through some serious, serious issues. I've been Chad Kroger.

I've been JT. Signing off. Thank you. Later, homies.