The Nick DiPaolo Show - Good Guy W/ Gun Stops Bad Guy | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1931

Episode Date: August 3, 2026

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I just pick one. I'm like, it's starting, the show's starting. By the way, that's from, you might have seen this. Well, no, Jesus Christ. I keep thinking of my age.

Torch Song Trilogy by Harvey Firestein. It was a one-man show. You know, he's super gay, obviously. But I was fucking unbelievable. About him growing up in the overbearing mother and how he turned out. funny, poignant,

AIDS-ridden. After I start for the next like fucking year, I'd always say that to Andy, whoever yelling at him. I just want to be loved is that so wrong. Torch song trilogy. If you get a chance, again, it's very artsy, flutsy, but you can appreciate the work that went into it.

So anyway, how are you, folks? Welcome to the middle of the show. Since I'm yapping so fucking much, don't fuck with me now. Come on. you. Welcome to the live lineup where it's free shows all day and hand jobs on Tuesday. If you want to watch ad free, just join Rumble Premium. Don't forget to follow my channel and download the Rumble app. What the fuck? What do I have a chest cold? I haven't touched a cigarette.

Today I'll be talking about you guys, I probably saw some of this with this kind of, it is, I don't know what's going on, man. A shooting at an in-and-out burger. It was like the first week it was open. So that was the grand opening. Can't wait to see what they do when it closes. Then you got that senator Moreno who was said to Fauci, who the fuck do you think you are? He was chewing out his, I guess his son-in-law, right? Do I get there right? Yeah, his daughter's, yeah, who's a congressman. Anyways, Dana Bash of CNN, so you know she's a lion's sack of shit, taken on Arf K Jr. And also,

sad news out of the soprano world. The great Vincent Pastori who played Big Pussy, passed away. And what's weird about that is, and somebody pointed it out on the internet. The internet, you guys are some of the funniest motherfuckold, I'm telling you.

The woman that played metal soprano, Jamie Lynn Siegler, she has that mess and she's got it pretty bad she and she taught herself to sing years ago I guess that she was before she was an actress actually and she had a terrible voice on the sopranos Andy used to fucking shut the TV off every time she sang

but she's got a nice but she sang the national anthem Saturday at the before the Mets game and then big pussy dies like the same time any connection I think the cops ought to look into that shit no Isn't that weird though? Too well-known surprise. So she did a great job. And then people online are just,

not crucifying her, making Meadow jokes. Instead of talking about Big Pussy, this is the soprano. They were just doing one line as that Meadow said from the show. You know, I'm like, isn't there anything to eat in this goddamn house?

And she's like a spoil little brat. Another time she's on a date and this big goon comes over who's like an enemy of Tony's. He goes, you're Tony's upon his daughter, aren't you? She's like, yes. It's a big scary dude.

He goes, you got some whipped cream right there. He touches her face. And they're fucking listening to all. Every line she said that was a good one. I was fucking, you are some funny people, man. I'm going, yeah, I remember that. So anyways, that's what we'll be talking about today. folks you know you probably you guys probably tune in nine minutes into the show you don't want to hear about the red sox but you have to admit if i was going to keep you up to date day to day on a baseball team out of the 30 baseball teams this would have been the one to follow this year

again i'm going to restate it i'll get real quick to it june 25th there were 14 games under 500 worst record in the american league June 25th you hear me then they went on to sweep the new york yankees they lost one game to baltimore somewhere but they won the series sweep so the yankees were in first place when we swept them then we swept the white socks they were in first place then we swept Tampa bay four games they were in first place and this weekend what did we do we went to los angeles to play who the angels no the mighty dodgers who spend more money than Elon musso spends on SpaceX. And we took three out of three.

I do. Look, and I'm not taking, I didn't predict this. I predicted Roman Anthony and a few other young guys, like Sedan Raphael, who's becoming a Hall of Famer, by the way. He had four home runs this weekend in two games, three games or whatever. But I'm just saying those are the guys I thought would power the right, you know, and crochet the ace pitcher and Trevor Story. they're not even playing this year.

So these are some of the backups that were backing up those young guys in AAA. That's what I'm saying. It's not the record, which is incredible. They've won now, what is it, fucking 25 out of 30 games? They're breaking records of fucking Red Sox. The Red Sox's been around 122 seasons. But what is, again, a guy named Siegler.

I can't even, who was the short shop yesterday? Monastero, Sogarde, and they're diving, making plays in the outfield and the infield, turning double plays like they were the fucking Cincinnati Reds in 70s. I mean, shocking. Even the announcers, they were on national TV last night going, I don't know that I've ever seen this before, that a coach takes over in June, mind you. And they stunk under the new coach, too, for a while.

Everybody's like, oh, they would chant and fire, they would chant and sell the team. because they were hating the owners. I wonder what they're chanting now. I just, again, you've got to be a sports fan or a baseball fan to appreciate it maybe, but, and I am. Sorry, I didn't take tap. You hear that? I didn't take tap, too long, a couple weeks.

It's rough on my feet. So I'm very excited, and they're going, this is the best team. That's what it was. It was a showdown. It was the Dodgers who are considered the best team against the hottest team. But it's not just about being hot anymore. Now you're into August in their fucking doing the same shit.

And what's his name? Sadan Raphaela. Guy looks like he weighs 160 pounds soaking wet. He's already a gold glove. He made the All-Star team this year. Now he's hitting home runs like he used to. He went back to kind of contact hitting because he used to swing it. Anyways, fuck it. I worked on my book. started to write about my grandfather and how insane he.

Just the stories should be enough. You know, old school Italian, trying to choke his wife when he's 89 years old because she wouldn't dance with him when he's drunk. True story. My grandmother comes down to our house. Red marks on her neck. But she's not crying like a young woman would be.

She's, that fuck a son of a bitch. Look at here. You know what I want to dance. I guess he had like two glasses of wine of his own wine. Is that not an Italian story? And my grandmother who fucking, we grew up next to her, including my parents, never saw her with a cigarette in her life. My uncle Al kept telling her she was a smoker and we're like,

you're fucking crazy. We live next to her. You come here once every two weeks. She dies. My father's cleaning out the garage. I might already mention this. It finds like 10, 12 packs of Marlboro lights. Not packs. Excuse me, cartons. Sounds like she knocked over a truck. She probably did. I mean, her last name is Shmelyani. And do you know, she's from, her dad was a fascist.

Because they went to his grave. And in Italy, in a lot of Europe, they put a picture of you on the headstone. There he is. He's got the fucking fedora, little flower, and the little... Look like a gangster. So maybe that's where I get my politics. That's about it, Dallas. I make chicken cordon blue.

Delicious. I'm getting to be a good cook. It was fucking delicious. I used, instead of ham and cheese, I stuffed it with peanut butter and jelly. I put a real twist on it. I'm a new wave chef. No, it was fucking killer. That's it, folks.

That's all I got. Live a boring life. Andy read, I think, four books. Not little ones either. I'm talking. I got a three that weighed about. 10 pounds each for July 6th of birth.

She's on the last one. It's fucking for me. For every hour, I'll give you an idea. Every hour I watch the socks, she's fucking reading and wasting her time. It pisses me off. When I'm reading, I like it. And I can see why people love it. I really do. It takes you to

a faraway place. The books I read, it's usually a whorehouse in Texas. But anyhow, I don't feel like talking about this shit today, you know? The fucking world is a depressing place, the Middle East. Okay, Trump, can we turn that place into a parking lot? I mean, for a guy who wrote the art of the deal

is turning into fucking... They have two teams over there, the Iranians. That's the word on the street. They got one team that's negotiating, they're being nice and telling Trump, yeah, we want a deal. And then there's some old school fuckers, which I think it's their idea of playing good mullah, bad muller. You know how that works. Anyhow.

Yeah, so I'm not going to report on it every day, folks. I'm just going to tell you that because, like I said, what, a month ago? It's going to change every six minutes. And it has, let's move on to some violence in this country. Where are we going to find that? Twin killing in Twin Falls. A heroic armed citizen right away from those three were forward. Excuse me.

You're going to know you're not going to see this. on CNN. Maybe you will, but they won't tell you the story how bottom line, good man with gun stops bad man with gun. And that solves your gun problem. You don't take the guns away. I can't say this argument again. The 60 trillion Americans with guns, law-abiding citizens who haven't killed anybody. To make that argument is just, I'm going to say it's fallacious. Fallacious? Yeah, you get a blowjob if you believe. it. A heroic armed citizen tried to take out a gunman

as he opened fire on an Idaho in and out. On opening you know, I don't want to be cynical. I think this is all a marketing ploy. They're like, so what? We kill one employee. Fucking nobody likes Dave. Am I right? It's a fucking asshole. We take him out and we'll

have, you know, we'll have Bill, you know how to use a gun, right? Yeah, you'll be the fucking hero and shit. Can imagine the ink they got? Yeah, but it's the wrong kind of ink. I don't want to have my hand shut off as I'm reaching for the fucking Diet Coke through the winter. Anyways, that was according to a heart-stopping video by a couple of witnesses. Harrowing footage shows a man with a handgun exchanging fire with a shooter outside the restaurant, Twin Falls, Idaho.

We've got some footage. Yeah, I'll have a double cheeseburger, and I like a guy. I said, I don't, black brush. God damn it. That's a bad guy. There he is. Oh, I know why he's pissed. Look at how much lettuce they gave him on a sandwich.

Keeper. That might be the one of the wig. You might not have to write anymore. Too much lettuce on his... He fucking pissed off. Oh, goodness. I'm laughing, folks. I try to lighten up.

You know, I know this is a tragedy. something funny about it, but you, my fans aren't sitting home saying that, and that's all I care about. And if you are, you're not a fan of mine. Go take a dump. Two people were killed and seven wounded. Oh, shit, I thought we showed this second. Go ahead. Another video. This is real. And then he saw this man in the in-and-out drive-through with a handgun start firing at the shooter.

Oh, I did this one because I liked her. He took this video as he drove away from the stoplight and the two exchanged gunfire. Cohen says this man was shooting from a distance, but he might have seen. lives because he distracted the shooter enough to get him to stop firing into traffic. Speaking of traffic, hello, what are you libsk? Wow, nice titsk. What are we talking about? Oh, shoot.

Oh, the point being, and again, to take away from this story is, yeah, but I told you, the good man stops a bad man. And that guy did distract this guy. They say this guy, as soon as he saw somebody firing back, and that makes sense because these guys watch the news and they watch mass shooters and they put posters of them, the Columbine kids on their, you know, and in most of those cases, there is no,

there is no blowback as far as other guns. And at least the Columbine by scum took their own lives, didn't they? I think so. But why do you get to do this? You know what I mean? If you're going to fucking kill yourself, kill yourself. But you know why they do it, folks?

Because we live in America, especially with the internet. This was always true, because you had copycat killers, proving my point. They want to go out with a bang, meaning I want people talking about me at my fucking funeral if there's anybody there. But that's true.

To me, that's like, I want to say American phenomenon because it happens in other places. But, you know, we're talking about him. That's what he wanted. Probably a lonely, miserable guy. No girls would fuck him, so it's really your fault.

I'm trying to hear. the hissing. Anyway, two people killed, seven wounded. As of yesterday. And by the way, when you do this story, don't count the fucking shooter as one of the people who die. What kind of world?

Is that insensitive to who? His family? Three people died. No, two people and a fucking deranged animal, a sub-human scumbag. I don't care if he's mentally ill. Two people died. One of them was a fucking impovered.

employee. And as of yesterday, two people died. There were three in stable condition, two and critical. As of yesterday, I don't know what the rest of it is. The actions of the Good Samaritan may have saved lives by distracting the gunmen, which it did long enough for diners and workers at the crowd of Berger Joint to get away. According to Lane Cohn, who took the video from his car, I don't know if it's Cain and Cohn. 34 said he was at stoplight near. and out when he saw someone with an AR-style rifle come out of the drive-thru before the second man started firing at him with a pistol. Let me guess on CNN and NBC and ABC.

Once again, assault rifles. He then saw a woman. They talk about it like it's the gun itself that does the violent. And I gave Gutfeld this in one of his monologues like a year ago. They were talking about that. And I said, it's like they believe when a gun store closes like ProBat. What is this? Pro Bass shot?

When that closes at night, nobody's in there, the guns start shooting at each other. That's their fucking mentality. You know? You get Muslims stabbing people to death in London on the street, but you know, they don't want to ban the knives.

Why not? He then saw a woman in an in-and-out uniform, the witness did, bleeding from the chest, being dragged across the parking lot by another person in uniform. Police have yet to announce the identity. Well, they have. Chad Williams?

Yeah, Chad Williams. Chad Williams. Chad's that name Black people, Black Comics, when they want to mention a white guy, by the way. So let's blame it on them. The women and black guys. I don't care what his history was. But you parents, if you got a mentally ill, and I know you can't keep track of them,

because some of them are mentally ill or bipolar, but they're enough to function in society. and then some days they go off the medication. You can't babysit them the whole lives. But there's one guy in Florida who just got 15 years because he gave his autistic son a fucking gun, which we reported on a mass shooting. I can't even remember.

Do you remember when these were like, we were shocked over this? Now it's literally like getting a score from a baseball game. Literally, Nick, yeah, I watch a card there, I shouldn't see. I was watching a show. I think it was that show, Cheaters. You know, where they show up at a kid. camera and catch a guy cheating on his girlfriend on a date.

So they're talking to the ex-girlfriend that broke up with him. She goes, I was calling him on Sunday. I was literally blowing up his phone. Really? Does he have a stump now? Yeah, filthy. Probably sticking a stump in that new girl. How do you feel about that? How about that? What's the matter with you? What's the matter would you?

It's under my mother's name, Jimmy. Hey, November 5th, I might show up at the punchline. No, I will. can you guys hear the thunder out there? I love a good thunderstorm. Isn't it fucking awesome? Especially when a neighbor dies. November 5th, the Punchline, Atlanta.

November 6th, the Rivers Casino, Philadelphia. November 7th, those are three nights in a row for Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Sol Jolz, parts down, Pennsylvania. And also, we got some Tommy call me in and starts with the, he must be, you know, low on cat, which is impossible. He's got 11 businesses. He's funny. I'm like, what am I 13th out of 14 on your priority list?

He goes, that's about right. Guy wants to retire. He works like a fucking animal. He does this as a hobby. And you know what? At 64, I don't give a fuck. I really don't. What do you think I want to go to?

You really think I want to get on plane? What did I used to do? Close to 30 weeks a year, 28, when I was young. I remember going out for six weeks. Can you picture me? I stayed out for six weeks. I had no girlfriend, no steady girlfriend. Living in New York, my own apartment,

went nuts out there. Rapage and pillaging, no laughs. I did. I banged the girl from Sacramento. Punchline. We fucked on a rock in the Sacramento River. True. I'm not fucking kidding you. I used to do this in my act. Her name was Brandeis. So remember. The river ran right behind the comedy club. First he went to Chevy's. What's the place? No, denim and diamonds.

A country joint. And I went, get the fuck. We're out of here. She goes, let me show yourself. We go behind it. There's the river. Right? And I'm following her. It was like James Bond when all the crocodiles, remember he? And he jumped on the backs of him. She knew where every rock was to hop out there. And I'm like, oh, Jesus, I'm going to fucking die a chlamydia or some shit.

But on a rock in the moonlight. Now I'm downstairs in a recliner. Jerking off to, like I said, pelvic exams on YouTube. What happened? Anyways, go to nickdip.com if you want to get Chappelle tickets. I'm scalping them in front of my house. While you're there, go to the merchandise page. I would buy the Nick DePalo bedpan.

That thing is tremendous. You can use it as bedpan or gravy on the holidays. Also, nickdip.com for some other shit. Hats, panties. Oh, that's a good idea. Ladies, sweetie, take a poll in the chat room there. Who wants a Who wants a Nick DePaolo

podcast logo covering their little butterfly down there? Also, you want to send a personalized video to someone? Do it yourself. Let's move on. No. Go to shoutout.us. And I'll do a little roast or whatever.

You know, pep talk for your transgender kid who just bought a fucking 357. All that shit. Here's some other good news. Now, whether it happens or not is beyond me. But Rumble, as you know, I don't even know if I'm supposed to talk about about this, but this is how I live, folks.

I'll find out later. That's how it works. I shoot, then fucking aim later. Anyways, you guys know better than I do. I don't know what the Rumble page looks like. I don't fucking watch myself or other shows. But there's a center screen and then there's a few around it, right? And they're supposed to alternate people in the center screen for, I guess what, 15, 20 minutes at a time, whatever the fuck.

And I hadn't been getting my time in there. And again, if you knew my career, I go, yeah. I said I might as well be black in 1950. Treated like a second-class citizen. Meanwhile, the people who follow comedy know, you know. And they're always like, why isn't he fucking whatever? Why isn't he playing this joint? Why isn't he more famous?

Oh, filthy mouth. But anyways, and we've been complaining about this for a while, you know. So Tommy, again, thanks to my wife, Andy. who is just, she's the fucking manager, honestly. There's nothing she can't fucking figure out except how to make me happy. Yes. She'll laugh at that and then take a knife out.

But yeah, she's been tracking it. She tracks this shit. And I started to complain. I go, why are my numbers like this? And then when they put me in the Senate Square, three days later, it's almost 100,000 views. Which tells me the product's pretty fucking good. So anyways, Tommy had like an hour discussion with like the guy who's the head of program.

A real good discussion. And the guy was shocked that I, he didn't even know that I was being, it's pretty hectic over there. Still great. Rumble's still the best. He didn't even know. And he goes, we fucking love Mitchie. He said, we're actually leaning towards more comedic shit.

So we'll see. They made a bunch of promises to, I'm not asking for anything special. Just be treated like everybody else. You know, you know, blow job once in a while. Anyways, let's move on. So that's good. You might be seeing, I don't know, more me somehow. In the big screen, you don't have to squint.

I don't know what it does. Watch it on your phone, too. I know all that shit. But I like where I'm at. I mean, I like where I'm at being on Rumble is what I mean, because you say anything. I don't think I'm taking advantage of it. I don't want to dig that hole too deep yet.

Let's move on to Moreno, Malines, Miller. Ohio State, Ohio State, is that a subconscious? You realize, folks, do you realize, folks? August, today's the third. I'm excited about that because one month from today, I'll get my post put in. And then a week from them, they're going to kick a field go through it. Dallas, we're in August. I thought I saw, did I see a preview for an NFL exhibition game?

I'm getting scared. at how time is flying. I'm getting fucking scared. Ohio Senator Bernie Moreno finally delivered a fierce public rebuke of embattled Representative Max Miller who has been accused of abusing Moreno's daughter, Emily. So this congressman is married to this senator's daughter.

If you need a refresher course on who Moreno is, this is him last week during the Fauci trials. It was about six years ago today that I decided I'm going to give up my businesses, sell them all, run for office, run through the United States Senate. Here I am sitting in front of you six years later saying, who the fuck do you think you were for doing that? But not great.

The more that comes out about this cycle, as a father and the husband, this is interesting. I've never seen this, right? Two people in Congress. One of them's, you know, related by a marriage and it's getting ugly. One guy was pissed at Ted Kennedy because, you know, he drowned his daughter. but that was no biggie.

As a father and a husband, I can tell you, the last two years have been pure health of my wife, Bridget. Our daughter, Emily and me, and our entire family in the aftermath of Emily's divorce. Our priority has always been protecting our daughter and our granddaughter. They have a kid. Out of concern for the safety of my family,

I hope to keep this matter private, but Max Miller's increasingly erratic and dangerous behavior has made that impossible. As he has admitted privately, Max Miller himself uh says he needs serious psychological help. He said that?

I don't know. Why is everyone so fucking stupid? Why aren't more people interrogating? Like me. The audio is fucking crisp on that one, Anna. Uh,

he's in danger. He is a danger to my daughter and I hold my breath every minute. He has custody of my granddaughter. Really? Uh, Miller, how crazy can he be? Oh yeah, he's in the son. Miller, however. was defiant denying that he abused his ex-wife Emily Moran. Hey, we don't know, folks.

I now want to jump on the side of, because I like Moreno, we don't know the truth. I don't know why you'd make something like that up. Denying that he abused his ex-wife Emily Morano and saying he would not step down ahead of November's election. Morano's denunciation of Miller came after the congressman did a live stream. Who was that? On Sunday, denying the abuse accusations. against him from Emily and alleging that she suffers from bipolar disorder, something she has disputed. She disputed it naked on the top of her house to two cops.

Here she is doing what every girl her age is doing, taking a selfie and falling in love with herself. Man, man, man, oh man. You talk about guys' egos? Holy shit. You make a fucking, you make Fauci look humble. Look at my flat stomach. I am.

I don't care if she's crazy. That's a plus when you're single. Did you say she was in a nut house? Give me your number. A couple weeks later, you get her home hanging from a sailing fan. Miller had previously been accused of abuse by former White House press secretary, Stephanie Grisham. So this is a second woman. Hey, dude, you don't shit where you eat.

You ever hear that? Not to say you should abuse women. Where are you? You understand? Stupid? What the fuck? Yeah, let me pick somebody here with 6,000 cameras and...

Oh, public's... Skip it a boo. Public's nuisance. That's the supermarket. You've got to admit, the fucking Post would love that one. Oh, they had a good one this weekend. It was as corny as they come.

Oh, the guy jumping off the bridge. What did it say? I don't know, bear something. It was a pun that would make you groan. Florida deputies had their hands full, after getting a call about a suspicious person in a grocery store parking lot Tuesday evening, the Hillsborough Sheriff's Office said deputies responded after 6.30 p.m. to a public's in Lutz. How big is Florida? I've been fucking hearing new towns, new counties, since I was six.

And now I'm 41, and I'm still hearing them. after receiving reports about a mail looking into vehicles throughout the parking lot. Remember Trump said they're sending our worst? I don't even know. Maybe this guy's from here. Might as well be from somewhere else. Look at him.

Look at this fucking... You think he's got friends or family that gives a fuck? I hope not. I mean, who doesn't keep a crowbar in their buttocks? We'll show you the video, right? Do we have a video? Yeah. When deputies attempted to investigate 22, who keeps a crowbar?

Paul Pelosi's boyfriend? Oh, that was a hammer. No, what was it a hammer? Yeah. 22-year-old Gonzalo Cabrera. They all sound like utility infielders. Refused to identify himself, resisted deputies' attempts to detain him, and stuck a deputy, I'm stuck.

Yeah, stuck him with the fucking crowbar. Struck a deputy while attempting to flee. The sheriff's office said the suspect was found armed with suspected burglary tools. Even after being taken, the people, again, on line of funny, because he had a crowbar and the fuck else did he have? They go, he was looking into cards with a crop. Maybe he's a mechanic. Some old guy. Even out to being taken to the ground and while in handcuffs, officials said Cabrera continued resisting.

Because that's how you do it. Latino or black. And even reached for a crowbar concealed in his waistband. Okay? You know what I conceal my waistband? That's right. Nothing. Go ahead. Because I need to talk to you. I need to talk to you. You got a call about you. You're going to get detained if you don't stop. So we're getting calls about you and you're looking into people's cars. I need your name. It's not really an option. Please give me your first name and your last name and your date of birth. What's so? Yeah.

Put your left hand behind your back. Oh! Also, I don't like nobody touching me. I need you... Stop. Stop. I'm sorry. Hey.

Mr. Goodrich. He had a fucking rope. Oh my God. How about the fact he doesn't say anything? He probably didn't speak. speaking, maybe he grew up here. I don't give a fuck. He looks like a criminal from somewhere else. So send him there. Cabrero was arrested and faces multiple charges, including using too much conditioner. No, including battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting officer with violence,

loitering or prowling, possession of burglary. I like how a lot of these overlap when they pile on the trespass on property other than structure or conveyance and disorderly conduct. I mean, come on. You go to a public's, you know what, parking lot to do that? You know what I mean? Why would you do that? Middle of the day. There's always people in public's parking lot getting in and out of their car.

Why wouldn't you wait till night go to the new in-and-out burger? No, it's too dangerous over this. Stay out of it. You know, you know what I mean? You're going to break into a car. I don't know what you're looking for. You don't have to tell stupid. It almost makes me think, I don't know, wants to get caught.

Let's move on. I give up. Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. Watch. Yeah. You hear that, folks. Can you hear that?

Can you hear that thunder? I'm doing men down under. You better run. You better take a buck. Oh, yeah. In our Make Me a Sandwich segment tonight, health and human services secretary, Robert F. Kennedy,

who I love, by the way. I wish they could fix his voice, especially for things like we're going to show you in a few minutes. Somebody get them a secrets or a fucking sour lemon or a cup with honey with tea and let them blow somebody. That usually

coats my throat. Anyways, F. Kennedy, a junior, accused CNN anchor Dana. It's Dana by the way. It's not Dana. Dana bash. Right there you know. Her mother was a C. Of COVID-era

media malpractice Sunday saying she failed to challenge public health authorities and helped marginalized dissenters during the pandemic. Remember when people would speak out like Rogan and a few others? Remember there were a whole bunch, this is the one thing that sticks out my mind. The whole bunch of doctors, I mean, world-renom virologists and scientists with white lab coach on, and this is right after it started, saying, you know, saying that Ivermectin worked and this is not, you know, and just.

just reneging on anything Fauci said, and then they would never heard from again, you know? And then later on, as you know, but here's the thing. We know all that today. We know those scumbags. We know the media. The lefts. They don't apologize.

They just keep going on lying. They don't admit they were wrong. They just keep, because they hate this country with a fucking passion. It's that simple. And how would this, oh, no, we might lose the house and this. How is that possible? That's why I believe it's all fake. Do you understand?

I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe in any of the fucking life. I don't. I'll show up just in case, because that's what they want you to do, stay home. It's bullshit. You're going to tell me it's close?

After all the shit Trump has done, yeah, but he said no wars. Oh, shut the fuck up. First of all, how long is Vietnam? Five years? Ten, whatever. They were like five. I said that our,

Crowder's show a couple months. I go, when do we put an expiration date on wars? We've got to have done by August 2nd. What? That's not how the world works. I'm getting excited because he's going to turn that place into a parking lot if these fucking bearded faggots don't wake up and smell the

hummus. What? Here's some video. I'll set it up for you. That's Dan a bash on the left. She's been around a long time. You know, it's creepy over there. You know how the devil never ages? Right? Wolf Blitzer looks like he did 40 years ago because he looked like he was 70 when he was 20.

And Dana Bash, too. They have all kinds of, I know, lenses and shit. But anyways, Mr. Kennedy, this is where I'd hate to have his throat infliction. Couldn't even yell at my wife and shit. How are you going to make her cry? Anyways, check this out. He beats her silly. But you're just, you're talking about rights, and I'm asking about a potential public health crisis that is coming.

But I do want to, let's take it. Stupid fucking blah-a-mouthed. Last time was suppressing those rights so people weren't being heard. Doctors who are saying you're doing it wrong were being marginalized and vilified. Because, again, I really want to move on. But you were saying, you were part of the problem. No, I wasn't part of the problem. There was absolute press malpractice.

You weren't allowing your job. Mr. Secretary, your job, your job is a fierce skepticism toward authority. And you weren't doing that. I am. My job is also. No. Okay. Are you going to, you want to sit here and attack me?

Yes, I do. I'm going to rip your clothes off and punch you right in the tits. What? Eh. If she knew how to argue, you should go, whatever you say, Catherine. Hepburn. End of argument. End of argument. Wouldn't that be frustrating?

It's like arguing with a dick in your mouth. It's horrible. And Dana, you know, she stopped and listened and he did what. And the reason like I told Dallas before the show, I've seen her in a lot of, you know, back

and forth and she never raises her voice. And I don't think it's a coincidence that this is one of the time she did because she knows she could be louder than him. I swear to God. Another theory. Everybody tells me I'm mental. Anyways, Kennedy leveled the attack after Bash asked how HHS would prepare for another pandemic and tried to move him away from relitigating the prior federal response, relitigating. You were wrong. We have you on camera lying. Somebody, oh, Dan Bongino, I just tuned into his show

real quickly this morning. And they had a piece of Fauci. saying, first of all, saying the six-foot rule, you have to maintain six feet. It's very important to six feet. I mean, 14 different ones are him saying you have to stay six feet apart. And then him saying, it really doesn't mean anything. It's irrelevant. Bash pushback saying she was trying to ask how Kennedy would prevent another public health crisis. He said by starting by firing you and your network.

I also don't want to use this interview to allow you to say things that aren't entirely true, Bash said. Can you imagine being on CNN for 25 years more in saying that? Oh, my ache and stem. You're talking about therapeutics. Fine. It is also factually true that COVID vaccines work, Dana Bash said. The COVID vaccine prevented deaths.

There is data upon data upon data. CDC and Harvard research is estimated in 2023 that primary vaccinations could have prevented at least 232,000 deaths among unvaccinated adults. After Bash acknowledged the frightening nature of the pandemic and said officials made mistakes, Kennedy accused CNN of contributing to public there. You were scaring people, Kennedy said. And it's all, we have the receipts, as they like to say today. We have the receipts. and they're still on the air. Is that the only industry

you can work in and there's no accountability for it? I mean, it's one thing to lie to your family or your spouse, but to the whole fucking country, kids locked down, they're still recovering from that. Not, no, you know, I mean, it's unbelievable. The damage, oh, they don't even bring up the damage it did to a lot of people's hearts.

You know what I mean? I get two brother laws who vouched to that. Excuse me And the worst thing about it was It was mandated at some You know, some companies you had to get it Unbelievable. CNN, just unbelievable.

Excuse me, folks. You blow two homeless guys and you can't talk. Next headline, God wax big pussy. Now if you're not a sopranoist, you're like, that's filthy. Actor Vincent Pastore Dead at 80. I couldn't believe he was 80. first of all. That surprised

the shit out of me. I was going 70, 72, even less than that. He played big pussy on the Sopranos. Sources with direct knowledge, who they talked to, Sylvia? He's dead. What the fuck, they?

Not for nothing. You've got a problem with authority. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ. Vincent passed away from natural causes, and he's Italian, that means a meatball lodged in his airpipe. Crushed by a two ton.

We're also told the neighbor last saw a venton on Wednesday and last texted with him on Thursday before he was found in bed on Saturday. Wow. He's in there for a while. That's tough.

I'll just set this up for you if you weren't a Sopranos fan. This was shocking. This is, he he's a regular on the show. I don't, I've watched it so many times. I don't know if it's the first or second season when he gets whacked, I don't know. But he's a regular,

a regular, one of Tony's crew. And he gets whacked like a quarter way into the series, which to me was genius. I always said that. I think people would go to movies if like Clint Eastwood got killed once in a while.

And you know what I mean? The good guy didn't always win? Wouldn't you go out and you'd be curious. I guess the Jews figured that one out. They said happy endings. That's that. Anyways, so anyways, he was one of Tony's confidence. They catch him being an informant, you know, singing to the feds, wearing a wire and shit.

So this is what they did. And these are his best friends, by the way. The show was on, I don't know how many episodes. It'll be like watching the Brady bunch and they decided to kill Alice. Only better. Not Alice, one of the Brady. Jesus Christ.

I got to sit down. How? I feel like I can't stand. Is that okay, Tony? Yeah, you can sit. Can I sit? Have a seat. That's a tribute to the Godfather.

Just the way he breathes. Get the weights. Get the weights. Take his watch first, Polly, and his gold. Did you see the little tribute to the Godfather? Boat on the water in the distance gunshots? It's all fucking, that's all intentional. Everything you see on the screen's intentional.

Don't ever forget that unless you're watching, you know, Spider-Man, you faggots. The actor was found dead in his Bronx residence by his longtime friend, Stephen Villano, on Saturday afternoon after he hadn't been heard from in several days. His cause of death is currently unknown by his, you said natural causes, didn't you at the beginning? Natural causes, all right, whatever. His heart stopped. The fire department of New York received a call about an unresponsive mail around 2.30 p.m. local Time Saturday. Past Story was dead when they arrived. NYPD officers arrived at a squad car later in the afternoon and began investigating.

They think it was Sylvia O'Donte and one of the strippers. Vincent served in the Navy, which I did not know, during the Vietnam War, before getting an acting degree from Pace University. He came out and all those movies are being made and he's going, what the fuck? Look at me. He landed his first role in the movie Black Roses and his, early 40s. He became a regular in flicks involving the mob

play. This is where stereotypes are great folks. You see how it works? Playing parts in Goodfellas, that was a small one. Carlito's Way, good movie, men of respect and witness to the mob. In 1999, Vincent landed the role of Big Pussy, appearing in 30 episodes

of the seven-season show as the trusted member of Tony Sopranos crew who turned into you know, an informant. Who's your fucking boss, huh? Who's your fucking boss? He was saying that to him in that scene. So he went on in the lab and they didn't know where, you know, it was. And all of a sudden he shows up at Tony's house one morning, like a year later.

And Tony takes him down in the basement and they fucking, Tony's, you know, start yelling at him. Then he goes, okay, he's hugging him. And he's going to pat him down. He goes, what the fuck? So good. Oh, it's so good. There's me when I was young. And there's him when he was alive.

There we are together. young and alive. That's a good name for the book. Not bad. As opposed to old and married. You know, kids, that was big put. And I met him very nice. All those guys.

And he said, by the way, in another article, people think I grew up around those kind of people. He said, I didn't. I think he grew up. Did he say New Rochelle? I don't know. One of those suburbs in New York. He said, I grew up in a traditional

Italian-American household or whatever. And then he goes, no, I didn't know any snitches, because that's what he was known for from the show. But when we're you're watching that and that happened. You know, you're so engrossing the show. The whole world was watching. Yeah, it'll be like killing Peter Brady. Pick one. Anyways.

Let's move on to stay in your own lane, ass hat. Heart stopping video shows the moment two firefighting helicopters crashed in mid-air. First of all, you couldn't get me on a helicopter. copped it with a gun to my fucking head. Dallas is like, bullshit, I'll get up there and I'll fix it. Well, it's broken. I wouldn't get on that fucker. You know, I need more than one thing

if one thing breaks. That's how I look at it. That, and it looks like I'd get motion sickness. That fucking, like a bug. But didn't you ride one? Yes. But that was one of those big... I'm talking like one of these traffic coppers.

But yes. You know, it's funny. I forgot about that. But yeah, that was a, that one was like a, fucking, I don't know, a Ford F150. Big thing. I was scared getting on that one. I told you all the wires hanging down. And the soldiers that were watching us came with us. I go, what the fuck?

You guys just built this last night? There's all these electric wires hanging down. And I sat where the doors open. That was fucking a little frightening. It was awesome, though. Awesome. Again, a trip of a lifetime. You know, I mean, you were there for the real deal.

But, you know, me. I don't leave the couch, but I will for my boys. Heart Stopping video shows the moment. Two firefighting helicopters crashed mid-air. They were battling a raging wildfire in Greece on Sunday. The terrifying footage obtained by Kefalonia Press shows one of the helicopters clip the rotor of the second, causing it to burst into flames and plummet to the ground. The helicopters had been leased by the local fire department to come.

That doesn't sound safe. Right? Hey, I can drive a fire truck. I can drive this thing. To combat, I know that comes with the pilots. Combat a blaze in Pathetha, West of Athens. The video looks like the beginning of fucking mash. Go ahead.

That's life. That's life. And again, I'm taking a Tony Soprano quote. Because somebody died. He goes, that's life there. You're driving around, minding your own business. Some asshole slams into and kills you. It's so true, right?

How bad did the guy feel that did that, though? You know? You know, they know each other. Not as bad as the guy. I know. Both helicopters had two people aboard at the time, according to the fire service. A search and rescue operation

is underway and the status of the crew has yet to be released. Let me release it for you, burnt to a crisp. And while they were looking for the guys, they found Kobe Bray. What? That's silly. That makes no sense. I don't give a shit. It comes as Greece, along with numerous European countries, being overrun by, you know, things that smell.

European countries continue to battle wildfires. That's the least of their problems. brought on by weeks of scorching. You know what you do? You let all those illegals that you open your arms to. Let them put it out. And then you can give them citizenship.

On the Greek island of Crete, I love that word, fires burn thousands of acres of land forcing more than 8,000 people to temporarily evacuate. I hope my duplex is safe. It's where I get my olive oil. It's good stuff.

I want to do, Godfather. I don't know what to do. You know, man! Let's move on to might as well jump. An unhinged 44-year-old naked man. Oh, come on. Why's he unhinged? Because he's naked on the top of Brooklyn Bridge.

Why is that unhinged? Ooh. A naked 44-year-old guy jumped off the top of the Brooklyn Bridge Sunday. By the way, the top of that Brooklyn Bridge is 278 feet. Do you understand that? Stand the football field almost up on a... jumped off the bridge Sunday afternoon in front of shocked onlookers and miraculously survived. That's the part.

Do you understand, folks? People have died falling, well, in their tub, but that doesn't count. But literally, I told you, I read something, it says, if you fall from 30 feet, you have like a 50-50 chance of dying. Which makes it, that sounds about right. It's a third story, right? This guy's 278 feet. What's the story? 10 feet? Or 2010, I think.

About 10? Yeah, that's right. About 10. Into 278. It's 27 stories, you know. Just to put it in perspective. The nut job affixed multiple flags at the top of the bridge. None of them had a rainbow on, I don't think God. I would have pushed the guy up.

And took off his clothing, which you should do. If you're going to go big, go big. Even though nobody can see you up there. Takes off his clothing. He didn't want to fuck up. up his shirt from Walmart after he scaled the North Tower on Manhattan side of the iconic bridge at 2.30 in the afternoon. And this is why people call New York the greatest city in the world. Because you can see shit like this on Tuesday.

Anyways, here is the video of the nut job. The guy survived. People jump off the Tappanzee Bridge and die. they don't climb to the top of it they jump off the actual bridge and die and other bridges that ain't even even fucking close to that the NYPD's emergency services unit tried to convince him to come down but he left instead

quick thinking harbor units cops rescued the man from the east river he was taken at NYC health and hospitals Bellevue that's the Kukau place where he was listed in stable condition and as crazy as a shit house rat they said. That's what they said. What was written on the flags

wasn't immediately clear. I think they had one and said help. Actually, it was from Kazakhstan at some one of those shit stand places. And by the way, he used a bag. Held the bag over his head like a duffel bag as like, you know,

a parachute. I'm no physics major. But you can see it too. And they show the fucking, maybe, again, who knows? Maybe it slowed them down this much. Huh? Just enough drag there. I don't know.

I'm going to try it next week. I got my flight, but can you imagine? Fucking. I jumped off and I've said this before on the show, and I'm not bragging because I would never do it again. It was the stupidest thing I ever did thinking about. 76 foot cliff. 76 feet.

That's seven store. In the quarries in my hometown. Not my hometown. Rockport, actually, near my hometown. man-made quarries. It was the scariest thing I ever fucking did, and I wouldn't do it again. And like an idiot,

I had two bad shoulders at that time, and one of them came out when I hit the water and went right back in, thank God. And that's when I decided to get them both fixed. And the doctor goes, he goes, do you realize because how both your shoulders were, they both could have come out?

And I said, I'm not that lucky. My buddy Mike Zizzynski was waiting for him. We stood on a rock that, you know, Dallas. I'm telling Dallas about Heights. A rock, though. You know what it is. When you're standing on something that, it was as wise as as this, the rock, but it hung out over the water. So it felt like this.

And you get your two buddies with you, and you're waiting for them to push you or fucking do something stupid, right? Remember that girl we show pushed her friend before she was ready? They were doing the, what do you do? What do they call that? They jump off. Anyways, I fucked up this story. But, yeah. And that was the scariest fucking thing.

And there was a whole bunch of us. Only three of us walked around the other side of court to do it. All my buddy's over there were drinking. Jump, your pussy. We were standing up there for a good 45 minutes before you can get the ball. And my buddy, Mike, who would have guessed? The Polish fullback. Of course, he goes in like a dart.

I'm like, oh, that looks easy. Then I go and almost fucking drown. And then Johnny Burke goes. This kid, he gets a run and stuff. and does a couple flips. It was like his 10th time doing it, he said. He was laughing at me and Mikey standing out there for like 40, he fucking fat.

He wasn't an athlete. He was like kind of a burner. And then he goes running on, makes it look like he's in his pool. Speaking of that before I go, I saw a clip, you know what, we'll make a video all the day,

but I'm going to tell you about it anyways. You know, again, three in the morning, I'm on fucking TikTok. There's a guy on his roof. Built in pool. this guy looks like he's in his 40 out of shape

takes a couple steps goes to jump hits the gutters hits the he's got to be 25 feet hits the gutters face first into the cement

it's a site I stumbled on it and it says 95% of people are afraid to follow this site because it's got shit like that on I jerk off to it better than pouring guy hits fake Dallas face for

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