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Dark Souls 3 at level 1 is CINEMA

May 6, 2026 01:30:300 comments♥ 0
00:00 Souls 3 is a game that I don't have a lot of experience with and in an effort to ensure my sanity continues slipping away from me, I decided to beat it at level one. This game is genuine agony. So, if you enjoy my display of masochism and want to see more runs just like this, consider subscribing. It's
00:16 completely free, I promise. With that out of the way, let's jump into the torture. I hope you guys enjoy and I'll talk to you in the next one. Okay, [music] bye. >> [music] >> Haven't played DS3 since I was like 16
00:35 years old. It's been so long. Super excited to play this. We're going to do level one, I think. So, let's just get to it. Let's make our character [music] real quick. I think I'm going to make like Walter White. I've been watching Breaking Bad, been
00:54 re-watching it. So, we're going to try [music] to make him. All right, does this look like Walter White? Does this look like Heisenberg? I think it looks pretty good. >> [laughter] >> I didn't realize how big his [ __ ] nose is.
01:07 [ __ ] it, we'll go with it. All right, this is who we're rocking with, Heisenberg. Looking good. Let's get this [ __ ] [music] I know Elden Ring a lot better than I know this game. Like, I know the items and [ __ ] a lot better.
01:23 So, this is going to be interesting. I'm curious to see how this will go. Probably not well, if I'd guess. Heisenberg is in the game. Try to go crazy. Already taking big [music] hits. Nice, first achievement acquired. Now, I'm hoping I can beat this guy
01:49 first try, but it's pretty unlikely. >> We did it on the first try. Damn dude, is the club good? Do I even need to pick up any other weapon? Club seems pretty good. No! That's so embarrassing.
02:51 My first death is to the hardest enemy in the game. [ __ ] gravity. Nice. Hey fire keeper. Oh my god dude, fire keeper is so much better than Melina. If we're being honest.
03:09 Look at Look at Heyselburg bro, he's a little [ __ ] creep. Freaky as hell. All right, we're going to do the little little jump tech to get the Estus Shard. Tree skip. Can I do it first try? Probably not. Nope.
03:30 [ __ ] [ __ ] Hey, third try's the charm. We got it. That's big. No! >> [laughter] >> Gravity strikes again. Oh my god. Haven't even got to the first
04:01 [ __ ] area and I've already died to gravity twice. How embarrassing is that? Gravity's undefeated. Nobody can beat it. It's unfortunate. But it's the truth. Nice. This should give [music] us more uh runes or souls.
04:24 God damn, this [music] game's beautiful as [ __ ] Now, this area is going to be copious amounts [music] of joy and fun because I forget like where I need to go to collect items. >> [screaming] >> Oh my god, dude. This is going to be so
04:43 [ __ ] embarrassing. I don't know this game well at all. This is going to be a big learning experience for me. Only have one Estus left. Got to lock in here. I say as I get [ __ ] hit by that [ __ ]
04:58 Again. >> [screaming] >> God damn it, dude. This is going to be so hard. I just know Elden Ring so much better than I know this game. You doing okay over there, man? OH, THAT DAMAGE.
05:18 WHAT? [screaming] OH MY GOD, this is going to suck, dude. Why did I do this to myself? The hard part about these games is the [ __ ] levels and I completely forgot that like that's what half the challenge is. Oh, I went the wrong way. Like I had no audio. That was weird.
05:45 Broadsword acquired. We're going to need that. Leave me alone. Nice, we need that. Can we get the [ __ ] out of here? Oh, the frame trap. Body blocking [ __ ] dude. All right, well, we can go free gray right now.
06:03 We need to sell key and we needed the broadsword cuz we're going to be using the broadsword. Yo! Yo! What the [ __ ] dude? Oh my god. >> [music] >> Hey guy. >> Huh,
06:24 give this ring to do your part. >> Nice. We just need that as well. Oh, that's so unfortunate, bro. The camera switched locks on, so I >> OH MY [ __ ] GOD, DON'T WASTE ME. I'LL [ __ ] OFF. >> THE CAMERA swapped the lock on, so I
06:52 [ __ ] dodged backwards. Oh my god, dude. >> [clears throat] >> Here, let's go uh Let's go infuse our weapon. We got our weapon now, at least. So, Vordt we go. All right, Vordt. Can I first try this guy? Probably not,
07:08 if I had to guess. >> Thank god I was out of range of that. God damn it. No, not bad for first try. >> [music] >> Big camera. Beautiful camera work. I dodged, but it's fine.
09:01 >> [music] >> Nice, second try [music] void. Wasn't pretty. But, we got it in the end. That's all that matters. Oh, I have to go collect the [ __ ] [ __ ] don't I? [ __ ] >> You have to do that head first.
09:35 >> Thank you. >> This Nice. Undead settlement. Nice. Going to need that. Yo, we're cool, man. >> [groaning and screaming] >> Never mind.
09:58 Oh, I just got skewered. I just got actually [ __ ] skewered. I actually might die more than I died in Elden Ring. The base game at least, but it'll be mostly to the [ __ ] level mobs. You know, all the fodder. Like the bosses, I think the bosses are
10:19 actually way more well designed than they are in Elden Ring. >> [screaming] >> Oh my god, I thought I was protected by the tree. >> [groaning] >> Oh my [ __ ] god, dude. This area sucks.
11:06 Oh, and I get [ __ ] body blocked. Oh my god, bro. This is just the second area in the game. Oh my [ __ ] god. Oh my god, these [ __ ] are going to body block me. Come outside, you [ __ ] [ __ ]
11:31 Why is there so many? Oh my god. Leave me the [ __ ] alone. Finally. I could literally be going in the complete wrong direction. And I would have no idea. I think this is right though. Oh yeah, this is the cursor right at
11:51 great wood. Okay. Okay. Okay. You're going to get eye framed like crazy my friend. No. Yeah, that's right. Back away. Look at them afraid of Heisenberg's aura. Oh [ __ ] Siegward. Help me.
12:18 You just going to stand there? You just going to [ __ ] stand there? You going to do something? Look at them just cowering from Siegward. Oh my god, they attacked him. How dare you? Leave me the [ __ ] alone. Yo.
12:36 They don't know if they should attack me or not. They're like afraid. Oh my god, bro. Just walk away. Oh my god, just walk away, dude. This is so troll. Like fine, I'll kill you if you [ __ ] want me to so bad. Just joking. Oh my god, dude. I sat
12:57 there for literally five whole minutes just for it that to happen. I love DS3. And now I have to run all the way back. Oh my god, dude. I can't see anything. Oh my god, this shit's so bad, bro. Oh my god.
13:25 Oh my god, bro. Like come on with this stupid [ __ ] This is why I don't play this game. This is why I gave up playing this [ __ ] bro. Like what is this area? So bad. No. I don't want to fight this guy.
13:48 We're going to cook his [ __ ] [ __ ] it. Get down here, Siegward. Help a brother out. Y'all. >> [laughter] >> God damn it. I have to run back again? [ __ ] Oh my god.
14:14 Cook his [ __ ] Siegward. You got this. Not me. Look at Siegward. Oh, sit your ass down. Sit your ass down. Good luck, Siegward. Good [ __ ] looks, my friend. Thank you, Siegward. Hell yeah. Make a toast. Hell yeah. Toast to you, Siegward.
14:39 That's my boy. Sleep well, my friend. Sleep very well. Flynn's ring, that's big. I think we need that. That's basically blue dancer. Nice. Nice, we need that, too. Big, big, big. Toby.
15:05 Oh, look at that parkour. DS3 parkour. Holy [ __ ] that was so sick. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. [music] Please be cool. Be cool with me. We're cool.
15:20 We're good. We're good. We're good. Okay, you're cool. Thank you. Big big plays. Oh, I have to get through this? No bonfire? >> No bonfire? >> Are you blind? You can't see me. >> Oh my god, it's this way, I think.
15:40 No? Maybe so. Please, be cool. Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. Please be cool. We're chill. We're chill. You don't need to be a dick. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
15:57 Are we safe? Oh, thank god. Thank [ __ ] god. Oh my god, Elden Ring reference. Yo, be cool. Let me get the item. All right, we got what we needed. That's all I care about. Let me go down. What the [ __ ]
16:29 That's [ __ ] [ __ ] I It wouldn't let me go down. I remember the first time that I played this game, I had such a problem with these big guy with sticks. >> [screaming] >> Well, speak of the [ __ ] devil. [laughter]
16:45 Yeah, you can't make that [ __ ] up, dude. Oh my god. Of course, as soon as I start talking about it. Bye. What? He's alive. No [ __ ] way. How do I kick?
17:08 How do I kick? He's only one shot. Okay. Thank god. >> [groaning] [screaming] >> This is where the real copious fun and joy begins. Super hype.
17:40 >> [groaning and screaming] >> Damn. Okay, man. My bad. Is that a Night Rain reference? You saw that guy's armor? That's literally Duchess from Night Rain. I can't believe this game stole Night Rain's assets.
17:59 It's crazy. Nice. Need those. Nice. We need those. >> [clears throat] >> All right. To Crystal Sage we go. Hey Crystal Sage. Nice. First try Crystal Sage. [ __ ] you, [ __ ]
18:44 Big. I'm glad that we beat her first try. Broadsword's goaded. Oh, the goat. The goat. The man, the myth, the legend. Oh. Woah. That was creepy as [ __ ] What the hell? We'll do DLC later. I just want to get the bonfire for it first.
19:03 We're just going to grab the bonfire and go back. I'm not going to DLC yet. You can [ __ ] trust me on that [ __ ] >> [groaning and screaming] >> Need that Estus shard. Sorry. Sorry, guys. I needed that. Holy delay. Oh my god, dude.
19:29 That [ __ ] swing was so delayed. [ __ ] these little monkeys. >> [clears throat] >> Little monkey men are crazy. Now, you just murdered that guy. What was that for? >> [groaning] >> That item could be worth it. The guy
19:49 just killed himself for no reason. I was already dead. Do you want Do you need to talk about it, fat man? Do people make fun of you for your size? You don't have to take such drastic measures, you know. Get out of my way. No.
20:10 The body blocking is crazy. Oh, [ __ ] Move it. Oh my god, bro. Just [ __ ] You know what? I'm glad you killed yourself, you fat [ __ ] You big fat piece of [ __ ] God damn, dude.
20:33 The body blocking. How many times have I died to body blocking? I don't even know if I'm going the right way. Oh my god, the body block, dude. Look at that [ __ ] The [ __ ] The amount of times that I've gotten [ __ ] body blocked is
20:53 actually disgusting. I've died so many times to that [ __ ] >> [screaming] >> Oh my god. Of course, that time he goes to the [ __ ] left, bro. This area sucks, dude. Oh, they're all killing each other. You guys are idiots.
21:23 Maybe I'm the idiot. Oh my god, dude. I don't even know where the bonfire is in here. Oh my god, bro. Like this shit's so bad. Uh, this [ __ ] run back is terrible. >> [groaning and screaming] >> Are you [ __ ] serious?
21:48 I hate this fat guy, bro. This Peter Griffin-looking [ __ ] That's probably how he's laughing. No. Why don't you help me over there, you guy wearing a pink shirt? It's fine. We got the shortcut open. Doesn't matter. That [ __ ] with the pink shirt just stood there and watched.
22:11 What a [ __ ] Be a cool giant. Nice. We got what we needed. >> [groaning] >> Well, that's unfortunate. All right, Deacons. That's not the one. >> [music]
23:00 >> Look how well they're protecting him. >> [music] [music] >> Nice. >> [music] >> Don't [music] frame trap me. >> [music] [music]
23:43 >> Oh my [ __ ] god, I'm stuck, dude. >> [music] >> Two more skulls. >> [music] [music] [music] >> Nice, first try Deacons. That's why we got the alluring skulls.
24:26 So we could [ __ ] make that [ __ ] easy as possible. Very, very nice. All right, time to go fight Abyss Watchers. This is probably where the deaths to bosses are going to start racking up. I think this will be the first real roadblock that I have in terms of bosses.
24:45 So, we'll uh we'll see how it goes. I got stun locked. I'm poisoned. Oh man, this is going to be fun. Just getting to the boss room, dude, is going to be so fun. Oh my god.
25:10 This shit's going to suck. It's going to suck ass, big ass. Pretty hard. Not looking good already. We have a good damage [music] though, at least. Crazy backstab animation. Damn, dude. This is going to suck.
25:58 He has two health bars, too, doesn't he? >> [groaning and screaming] >> Oh my [ __ ] god, bro. Wow, incredible placement, man. Like look at that [ __ ] You tell me I can't fit through there, but my dead corpse can? How does that
26:18 make sense? Oh my god, dude. Let's stop with the [ __ ] please. Oh my [ __ ] god. Oh my god, like come on, dude. Bro, really? Like come on, bro. It's such a bad design choice.
27:32 >> Really, bro? Like, come on. Oh my [ __ ] god. Nice backstab. Thank you. All right, phase two. Oh my god, I got greedy. There's a bonfire right here.
28:31 I've been making the run back for no reason. I didn't know there was a bonfire here. How does that hit, bro? I dodged. >> You just attacked him for no reason. Ow. Watch it, man. Phase two.
30:31 No backstab? It's tragic. Oh my god, dude. Come on. Of course. There's other one going to come hit me. Bro, what? Nah. That's actually [ __ ] Where's my guy at? Where the [ __ ] is my guy at?
31:27 I need your help, guy. There he is. I attacked on accident. What? You're supposed to be helping me. >> [music] >> Thank god we got it. [ __ ] you abyss watchers. It was not
33:10 pretty. It was pretty ugly actually. But we got him. In the end that's all that matters. I can't believe that I didn't realize that there was a bonfire closer. I I've I've wasted like a good 5 minutes, 5 10 minutes just [ __ ] running it from that same bonfire and dying.
33:33 I take back what I said about the game design. I'm just an idiot. Catacombs of Carthus, this shit's going to suck ass. It's going to be so bad. Super excited actually. That hurts a lot. >> [groaning and screaming] >> Oh, there goes my ember.
33:56 All right, here comes the body block dude. Oh my god. Why are they just so like fat dude? Like in Elden Ring if you roll into an enemy and it's like a skeleton or whatever, it'll get bounced back. In this game bro, yeah. That's just not happening.
34:17 Like come on dude. Why do I I get body blocked so much and it's so [ __ ] frustrating because I would live if this was Elden Ring, but it's not Elden Ring. It's just a shitty clone. >> [groaning]
34:33 >> Oh my god, dude. >> [groaning] >> Oh my [ __ ] god, dude. And I just rolled off the edge like an actual [ __ ] idiot. And then I just walk off again, dude. This area is SO BAD. OH MY GOD, IT'S so bad.
35:08 Finally. Hurry up. Hurry up. Oh my god, dude. Come on. How are you alive? You just face tank the ball like, dude. Be cool. Be chill. If you're cool with me, I'm cool with
35:29 you. >> [groaning] [screaming] >> Like, come on, dude. Is there a [ __ ] pressure plate or some [ __ ] that I stepped on or did he step on it? Thank god, we got a bonfire.
35:44 Here's Wolnir. Let's hope like hell I can first try this boss because if I'm being honest, I know he's a gank fight kind of, but I just don't uh know the boss all that well. So, I know he has like one dog [ __ ] move that's
36:02 going to be tough for me. >> [groaning] [screaming] >> I died instantly to it. That's the exact [ __ ] I was talking about. It's not even a move. It's just that [ __ ] like darkness [ __ ] whatever
36:26 that is. It's not good. All right. There's that sticky breath. Oh my god. Just needed one last ring. Be cool, man. Be cool. Holy [ __ ]
37:59 Oh, nice. We got him. >> [music] >> Bye, Wolnir. Bye-bye. Wolnir done. We take those. My arm's going through my hat. >> [laughter] >> Look at Eisenberg's body, bro. It's all wrinkly and gross.
38:20 Old ass man. Oh my god, dude. Most beautiful area in the game. This [ __ ] is [ __ ] gorgeous. I actually just love this [ __ ] So good. This beautiful area. Oh my god, it's so good. This shit's about to be peak. It's about to get real peak up in this [ __ ] We got to do this
38:40 so we can get the great axe or whatever it's called. My wife is here. >> [screaming] >> No! Oh my god, dude. Come on. Oh my god, come on, dude. Yeah, no more heals for you, buddy.
39:12 No more heals for you. [ __ ] him up with that [ __ ] [ __ ] him up with the lance. Go crazy. What? She's about to die. And he HAS FULL HP. HOW? AND NOW SHE'S [ __ ] DEAD. Oh my god.
39:39 She [ __ ] died, dude. Oh, you have to be [ __ ] joking. God dammit. How does he How did he have an item to give him full HP? He gets two heals plus that [ __ ] Come on. Come on, dude. Oh my [ __ ] god, that move, bro. Where's my backstab?
40:05 Oh, dude. Are you [laughter] [ __ ] serious? He wasn't even looking at me. Just [ __ ] kill him, please. Oh my god, this [ __ ] NPC gang. Oh my [ __ ] god, the stun is insane. If I get hit once, I'm dead. [ __ ] finally. Oh my god. [ __ ] you, guy.
40:41 Seriously, we got him. First try, basically. >> Thank you for your kind assistance. >> Of course, Mom. >> Good luck on your journey. >> God bless you. Love you. You going to say it back?
40:54 No? You're just going to order walk? Okay, fair enough. Step one down to getting the axe. We're going to have to kill that guy again, unfortunately. That's so [ __ ] unfortunate. Thought I could get a sneaky little backstab. I, in fact, could not.
41:18 >> [screaming] >> What? >> [screaming] >> I have a new idea on how to kill this guy. New foolproof tactic we're going to try. Yes, we got him. Yes, we got his ass.
41:40 Hell yeah, we got the axe. It was a little cheese, but we [ __ ] got it. That's all that matters. We killed that [ __ ] fair and square, honestly. I didn't tell him that he had to jump off, you know? He did that himself. That was all his idea, not mine. He
41:55 didn't have to follow me to his grave. That was just what he wanted to do. I got to get the shortcut. Got to get the shortcut. Please. Please. Why are there so many dogs? What's the lore reason for all the dogs?
42:17 Explain that [ __ ] to me. Oh my [ __ ] god, dude. The stun locks from getting hit. Oh my god, it's right there. Come on, dude. BODY BLOCKING DOG, DUDE. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. NO.
42:45 >> [laughter] >> NO. THANK GOD, THAT'S so bad. Oh. I have to kill them now because the [ __ ] elevator is at the top and I'm going to have to pull the lever to bring it down. Do I frame the lever here?
43:03 We're going to die, but it's fine. Oh. Oh my god, we made it. Oh, we didn't even need to [ __ ] kill ourselves. Thank god, we got the shortcut. Oh, thank [ __ ] god. To Pontiff we go. This is going to be interesting. First Pontiff attempt, we're going to try to
43:25 parry him. I've never been good at parrying in these games, so we'll see how this goes. Can I lock on? >> [screaming] >> All right, well. That's That explains [music] about my
43:42 you know, expertise when it comes to parrying. I parried so late. When do I parry? I don't understand. Like how? How does that not parry him? See, like when do I parry? That time felt early. >> [music] >> See, that's too early.
44:12 All right, we have a better parry. Let's see if we can actually do it this time. Oh my god, we actually got it. We actually got two parries off. Little early on that. All right, we're learning. We got two parries off. >> [music]
44:54 >> Holy [ __ ] man. This guy's windows are tight. Pause. >> [music] >> Got to bait him to use that move again. I think that's the play. Thank you. [music] >> [music]
45:24 >> That's phase two. Oh, I thought I could parry that. Probably not. >> [music] >> Nice. And that's phase two. [ __ ] >> [music]
46:08 >> First two. Nice. Oh, you're joking. So unfortunate. We got to his name. Take those. >> [music] >> Nice. Pontiff done. We got a parry only. We'll take [music] that. Good looks.
47:14 I actually went by a very very cleanly. We got him done a lot sooner than I thought. All right, we spent our souls. We're going to go collect some items. We're going to need to get the ring of favor, which means we're going to have to kill the dogs, which is going to be super super fun and enjoyable. Can't
47:30 wait to do that. And then we also need some ashes so that we can buy titanite shards, large ones. All right, let's do this first try so I don't have to come back here. Probably not going to happen, but it'd be nice. All right.
47:52 It's about what I expected. I had no stamina. >> [screaming and groaning] >> We need to go get Paladin's ashes so that we can get Lloyd's Shield Ring so that I can actually survive a hit from these stupid [ __ ] dogs. Wallahi, Paladin ashes. Oh, hello.
48:19 Well, I'll just grab these. Thank you. Very cool of you to let me have those. I appreciate it. Now we can buy the shield ring. We need this. Very big. Yeah, I have clothes now, [ __ ] What are you going to do about it? Not [ __ ] Finally. Oh, we got him. Thank god.
48:50 That's one down. Oh. [ __ ] finally. Let's kill this guy real quick. >> [groaning] >> WHAT? >> [screaming] >> WHAT?
49:03 That's [ __ ] Why did it lock off? If it If I stayed locked on, I would have killed him. It's fine. We got one of them at least. He's one. He's one shot. Oh, thank god. Finally. Oh, Ring of Favor acquired. Thank
49:35 [ __ ] god. This should be them. Nice. We got the ashes. Go back to the shrine, get our large titanite shards. And we can upgrade our axe as well as this broadsword a bit more. Time to go fight Yhorm. I get to go through the [ __ ] Irithyll
49:59 Dungeon. Hip, hip, hooray. Invaded. You [ __ ] Who's invading me? Where the hell is this invader? Oh, [ __ ] Oh, he hurts. Oh, he hurts a lot. What a dick.
50:21 Oh, you [ __ ] You absolute [ __ ] Just push me off the ledge for no reason other than to be a total dick. I'm totally fine. I'm totally not just running around in circles. I know what I'm doing. I know where I'm going. Please don't be a mimic. Oh, you're joking, dude. I'm so embarrassed. I'm so
50:46 embarrassed. >> [groaning] >> Oh my god. That's the first mimic death. I had a feeling. I had a very strong feeling that that was a mimic for some reason. I'm just going to take fall damage here, if you don't mind.
51:09 Oh, he in fact did mind. I can't die to rats, dude. I cannot die to rats. NO. God damn it, dude. I just have to survive against this guy. So close to the bonfire. Don't be a dick. You don't need to be a
51:36 hero. You don't need to be a hero. Oh, I think we made it. I think we're safe. Yhorm time. I need to get that weapon. I need to get the sword. Hold on, Yhorm. Give me a chance.
52:04 All right, we got the weapon. All right, that's a double move. Dude, my damage is so bad. Okay, I have to hold it longer. I see. I see. I see. All right, now I'm ready. Now I actually know how the weapon works. >> [music]
53:12 >> I did not attack again. Come on, dude. >> [music] >> What is this move? DUDE, I HIT IT ONE TIME. Why does it follow up? Oh my god, that's so annoying. I just need to get our energy. >> [music]
54:10 >> See like that's not good RNG. I just need one more. Bye Yhorm. GG. I didn't know I could charge it up and then keep the charge. I thought I just had to actually fully attack it like that.
54:58 Woo, there's Yhorm. I'll take it. Aldrich, please let me first try this guy. >> [music] >> One shotted. Oh, that [ __ ] coward. Why did he teleport [music] so soon? >> [music]
57:09 >> Oh my god, dude. If I didn't look away on accident. Oh. >> [music] >> Nice. Aldrich done. Thank god. Oh, we go straight into Dancer, don't we? Oh my god, Dancer's going to suck. >> [music]
58:17 >> Oh, well, that's a death. Hey, we got some good hits off on her, though. Holy, look at my health. >> [laughter] >> All right. That's fast as [ __ ] dude. >> [music]
59:23 [music] >> Holy luck. God damn it, dude. Of course it has a [ __ ] follow up. I actually really like this dancer fight. Like the aura, she actually has crazy aura. Like just hearing the footsteps with
01:00:06 little music, dude, in the background is so nice. This fight is so [music] sick. >> [music] [music] [music] [groaning and screaming] >> Damn, dude. That's PB. >> [screaming]
01:01:23 >> Like how that work? What? Base. It's a base. There it is. >> [music] >> Oh, we got dancer done. Thank god she did that a long [music] ass attack. Woo, [ __ ] you dancer. [ __ ] ass hoe.
01:02:31 Here's the basin. Big ass bowl I've been carrying in my back pocket this whole time. God, look at me go, dude. I'm such a stud. Is this a chunk? Titanite chunk? Nice, we need that. Is that a titanite chunk over here, too?
01:02:48 Need that. That actually hurt a lot. Wow, that arrow did like 75% of my health bar. Titanite chunk, big. Another chunk, that's big. Another chunk, that's [music] big. Nice, another raw gem is huge. Wait, I need whatever that item is.
01:03:20 >> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my [ __ ] god, dude. Thank you, Jesus. Another chunk, that's big. Nice, there's another one. I already have all 12. Nice. That's all titanite chunks.
01:03:47 Boom. That's a very important ring. We need that very badly. All right, you know what? [ __ ] it. [music] Let's just go fight [ __ ] Dragon Slayer right now. We got the [ __ ] we needed. Oh my god, he's so [ __ ] cool. I'm not going to beat him first try at all.
01:04:07 Yeah, not even close. >> [screaming] >> I can attack after that one, the one with the roar. Okay. And he just did it and I didn't attack. Ooh, I dodged very early, but I got lucky. >> [music]
01:05:14 >> All right, well, that's PB. We hit phase two. >> [screaming] >> What? I didn't know I had an arena wide effect. God dammit. I [ __ ] love this game, dude. >> [music]
01:07:08 [screaming] >> I couldn't even see that he was doing a move. >> [music] >> Damn. That was a pretty good attempt. I don't think it was PB, but I'll take that. >> [screaming]
01:08:25 >> No, dude. Why didn't I just dodge it? [ __ ] Oh, that was so good. Why didn't I just dodge it, bro? God damn it. >> [screaming and groaning] >> MY GOD. >> [music] >> Oh my god, dude. Are you [ __ ]
01:09:28 serious? [music] I'm going to have a heart attack, bro. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Oh my [ __ ] god, I hate this arena. I hate this boss. I hate it. That was some pure luck right there, by the way. >> [music]
01:10:58 [music] >> [ __ ] finally. Oh my god, Dragon Slayer done. I take it back. Boss is good. I I I started coping there a little bit. I started coping there pretty hard, but we got it in the end. We got him done.
01:11:47 Hey yo. That's big. We need that in order to wield the axe, which we're going to use on Lothric. Now we just need to get the titanite slab and get the [ __ ] out of here. All right, we got the titanite slab even though we died. We can now have our plus 10 axe, which
01:12:06 is what we're going to use on the last two bosses. >> [screaming] >> Damn. >> [music] >> That's Phoebe. It's not bad. Our damage is pretty solid. It shouldn't take too [music]
01:13:08 long, I'm hoping. Knock on [ __ ] wood. Knock on wood. Hopefully it killer doesn't take too long. >> [music] >> What? >> [music] >> [ __ ] I didn't dodge. God damn it.
01:13:39 >> [music] [music] >> I had no stamina. That was so lucky. >> [music] >> Phase two. >> [music] >> All right. Well, we got to phase two. Phase two. That was a weird ass phase
01:14:37 one. I dodged early. [ __ ] dude. [ __ ] me. >> [music] [music] [music] [music] [screaming] >> Oh, dude, I wish this boss didn't have
01:15:28 that dumb-ass projectile, bro. >> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music]
01:17:12 [music] >> Hey, Twin Princes done. Hell yeah, dude. That boss is actually so good. >> [music] >> Such a good boss. He's so hard, dude. He's so hard, but we finally [ __ ] got him.
01:17:33 Oh my god. Woo, that's Twin Princes. Only one more boss to go. No hit on the Princes. That took a long [ __ ] time, dude. Oh my god, that feels so good, dude. Twin Princes is done. That boss took me so long to get down. Oh. Thank [ __ ] god. This is the big
01:17:57 finale. The final boss. Let's [ __ ] cook his [ __ ] first try. Let's embarrass this [ __ ] Nice damage. >> [music] >> Nice. That's [music] an interesting move.
01:18:29 >> [screaming] [laughter] >> All right. >> [music] [screaming] [music] [music] [music]
01:19:04 [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> [ __ ] Good PB though.
01:20:03 Got to his name. >> [screaming] [music] [music] >> I died, but it's mine. >> [music] [music] [music]
01:21:08 [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Phase two. >> [music]
01:22:02 >> All right, well, that's about right. First phase two, it only took over 100 attempts, you know. >> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music]
01:22:57 [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music]
01:23:53 [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Damn it, bro. PB on phase two at least. >> [music]
01:24:47 [screaming] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music]
01:26:04 [music] [music] >> How does that hit me, bro? >> [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Yeah, of course, [music] dude.
01:26:55 Now we get this ass phase. >> [clears throat] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music]
01:27:53 [music] [music] [music] >> Ah! >> [music] [music] [music] [music]
01:28:41 [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Oh my god, finally dude.
01:29:51 >> [ __ ] Soul of Cinder done. >> Jesus Christ, dude. Oh. Almost [music] five straight hours. Oh my god. Soul of [ __ ] Cinder. That's boss. Doesn't even feel good. I hate that
01:30:11 boss. I actually hate Soul of Cinder. Hot take. I really did not like that fight. That was such a slog. Oh, but we're finally done. Dark Souls 3 level one. I should have took the helmet off for the cutscene, but you know, it is what it is.
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