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getting my Ash Crofted in RE9 (First Full Playthrough)

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00:04 Wow. Can you believe we made it? If you go to sleep now and wake up in 4 hours, I should still be live. How do I sound micwise compared to the vid to the game? Am I too loud? >> [snorts]

00:41 >> The hypemaster. The hypemaster has arrived. [clears throat] I'm going to So, I haven't actually I've logged in. I've set my graphics up so that it's hopefully not uh terribly bad. If the second that I enable any

01:09 form of ray tracing, my FPS tanks to like 30. So, we will be playing on a little bit dog [ __ ] which is crazy because I have a 4090, but ray tracing absolutely destroys this game in the 3 seconds that I've played. Also, I get I get to look at some stuff. Don't

01:37 know why. All of the only thing I've done so far is I literally got to the first gameplay point just to check that what the graphics settings are. Scuf, how could you say that? Difficulty options. Uh, this flabbergasted me. So, this is like baby

02:02 food Resident Evil where it's like the modern version. Classic standard classic already limits saves to ink ribbons. My brother doing that. Use this cut scene as a guide to tell me how my voice is compared to the game. Sorry.

02:39 >> [snorts] >> My voice is quite loud. Roger. I've lowered my voice by 5 dB. Is this a better volume? >> Grace. >> Grace. >> Grace. Ashcro. >> Yes.

03:28 >> My office. >> Oh. Um uh coming. >> How's the game? The game's a little quiet for me, but I also have my volume pretty low. >> Knife only run. See what the parts that I always cut out are the

03:49 >> This is about the report you asked for yesterday. >> The parts where I suck really bad. >> No, no, no. Two days tops. >> Put a hold on that for now. We found another body. one that exhibits the same pathology as the others we've been investigating.

04:03 >> Now, I need a good technical analyst on this. [clears throat] >> Okay, >> now I'm sure this is part of the plot. I have watched literally nothing about this other than the announcement trailer >> on the crime scene >> at the game awards two years ago or

04:17 whatever. >> The Remot [snorts] Hotel. >> The fact that he's sending a computer analyst into the field, ludicrous. I know that's where your mother was murdered >> and I know it'll be upsetting for you. >> Should I make me slightly louder?

04:40 Alyssa died 8 years ago. Perhaps it's time for you to face the past. Confront that fear head on. Grace, I won't force you to go, >> but I will fire you if you don't. >> You will have to apply for unemployment

05:07 if you do not go into the hell zone. >> Investigate that crime scene and report back to me with your findings. >> That's all for now. [music] >> [clears throat] >> this. So once this like little cut scene ends, we are officially as far as I have made it into this. I only got to this

05:44 part and tested the the frame rate to make sure that it wouldn't look horrific. I h I have to regret that I did turn off her uh lifelike hair strands because it tanked my FPS by 10 frames. So unfortunately we will have to look at pathetic plebeian hair. Terribly sorry

06:12 that's some Alan Wake type text. We're here in the hit game Resident Evil 9. It's all been leading to this. And now I can finally announce that I'm eating at Nico's delicatess. >> Do I sound like I care? >> It should be around here. >> Where are we going?

06:34 >> Holy [ __ ] Realistic shoulder bash. >> This truly is a nextgen game. >> No, that's fine. Cigarettes, candy, soda, beer, cold cuts. What more could you need? Close down the rest of these shops. >> Did you hear Eric was promoted? >> Oh, welcome to Redwood.

06:57 Now, >> [ __ ] What the hell is >> I have not played any Resident Evil game that I did not just 100%. >> I know that this lady's mom is in like a DS game or something. I know nothing about what she's up to. So, if there's lore that I need to know,

07:19 I feel like they can't do that. But if there is, I don't know it. Guys, I think we should cross that police line. >> Hey, miss. Hey, that's a restricted area. You can't go in there. >> Uh

07:46 um why? >> It's an active crime scene. >> Oh, right. Sorry. Um >> Oh, yes. Sorry. No, I outrank you. I'm actually your boss. My bad. >> Oh, you're FBI. >> Damn.

08:05 >> Investigating all these strange deaths, huh? >> Mhm. >> This the fifth one now, right? I heard they all have the same weird bruises. So, you think it's something infectious or terrorism or >> Why else would the FBI be investigating,

08:21 right? >> Hey, are you with me? >> Oh, um um there might be answers inside. [clears throat] >> Yeah, sure. Right. >> Hello, Ajax. Metal Gear Solid is possible. I've only ever played five, so

08:42 hell if I know what's going on. >> Be careful in there. Whole building's condemned. Word is they're finally going to bring the whole place down. >> Yeah, thanks. >> Gosh, I sure hope they don't bring it down when I'm in there. Also, uh, one of the other things I set

09:01 up, they offered to have me play as Grace in first person, but I feel like I feel like that's just Ethan. You got to go third. That's just true Resident Evil style. Gosh, I can't wait to find out what the collectibles are. Control is crouch. Ew,

09:22 I don't like that. If I had a gun. If I had a gun, it'd be over. All right. Why make a door that textured if I can't go in it? Scam. Immediately applying for a refund. G for flashlight. Ah, yes. Notoriously the flashlight.

10:09 I can't pick this up. Oh my god. This is a scam. Don't let it Yeah, don't don't ruin your sleep schedule for this. I just figured I'd I'd let you take a little peek into me getting my ass kicked without editing. Holy [ __ ]

10:43 The glass is broken outwards, though. That was too much. >> [snorts and sighs] >> Come on. >> This feels like a great place to set up a merchant desk. Holy [ __ ] Stools.

11:22 My worst fear. Oh, well, I got to read the investigation report. What we got here? Ah, interactable report. Hell yeah. Kyle Emmes. Don't know if that's a guy. Yep. Uh-huh. body in a restroom probably for a couple days. Dude was having a

11:47 blast. Oh yeah, no eyes obviously. Mhm. Oh, he does have eyes. That's Wesker. That's some Wesker eyes right there. Raccoon City incident. That's five billion years ago. Also, we have nine bullets. We didn't bring any spare mags.

12:09 Holy [ __ ] footprints. Probably gonna have to stare at all these, scratch marks. Oh my god. Whoa, that's me. All right. Well, now I'm immediately Okay, so now there's a ghost. Who's

12:36 there? >> I better get an explanation about the electronics they used to shut that door. >> Yeah, it took you long enough. Well, based on the uh the trailer, I don't think we're getting very far. So, I feel like this is just the the setup phase.

13:06 Also, because there's a key and a picture of me here, I'm immediately convinced. Oh god. Keys are consumable. I'm immediately convinced our boss is in on it. He's he's he's he's lost Plaggus or he's something. He's part of the scam. Uh-huh.

13:33 I feel like nothing I do right now is going to matter. I feel like I got to get kidnapped and sent into the game first. Locker. Nothing. Oh, hell yeah. Okay. I don't think me turning up my volume

14:01 affects you guys. If it gets too loud for some reason, let me know. Man, those seven piano lessons, I could really bust them out right now. What's the point of this safe? Oh, can't even touch it. I guess we'll go talk to the guy.

14:47 I could probably shoot that open in real life. You're telling me I can't just untangle this? Whatever. >> [panting] >> Sweet. [panting] [sighs]

15:08 [ __ ] Boom. No first person. I feel like I feel like Resident Evil is just you you got to be third. It feels the true the true experience is third person. [laughter]

15:34 >> No thanks. God damn. What was the point of that? Oh, bro, that's a fresh pack. That's like $4 million. >> What? Who?

16:10 Oh my god, it's me. Not me. Is that my mom? Okay. Hello. I'm so helpless and kidnappable. Well, now come on. Do I have to look at something specific?

17:04 Oh, here we go. Whoa, that's a picture of me just chilling. 8 years ago. >> Hey. Hi, Mom. >> Gosh, I sure hope my mom doesn't >> that thing all day. Well, if you're going to work

17:45 >> die in a home invasion, >> get some sleep. Eh, >> I'm almost done. Just a sec. >> What am I going to do with you? >> What you always do? Not get me until I go to bed. >> Wow, it's really coming down hard. >> Mom, phone.

18:10 Mom, >> it's right beside you. Hello, >> Miss Ashcraft. >> Yes. >> Now, what kind of parent lets their child answer the phone? >> Who was it?

18:28 >> Don't know. They asked for Miss Ashcraftoft and then they hung up on me. Rude. >> What the? >> They're coming. >> Okay. Well, now it's even more so. >> We need to go. If you have people that you know are coming for you,

18:44 >> why would you let your kid answer the phone ever? >> Hurry. >> Wait, who's coming? What's wrong? >> Shh. >> We need to keep our voices down. >> This is ridiculous. >> Come on.

18:59 >> There's a guy after me. His name is John Wick. >> Tell me what's going on. >> Now is not the time. >> [panting] >> Escape from the hotel. >> Stay close. >> Mom, wait. Grace, come on. Keep moving.

19:33 >> I'm going to >> I'm coming. I'm going to trust the game's intentions that there is nothing that I need to grab here and I'm just going to sprint out. >> Keep moving. >> Oh, who's that? >> Oh, I'm so sorry about the power outage.

19:57 >> Uh, what happened? >> Oh, it's probably the electrical panel. It's 40 years old, so it doesn't take much to trip it. >> It's either that or the giant zombie that shoved his face into it. >> Apologies for the inconvenience. >> Oh, no. It's fine.

20:12 >> Yeah, don't worry. >> I should have it fixed soon. I just need to find my [groaning] hell. >> No, no, no. Grace, no. Grace, stay close to me.

20:40 >> Listen, lady, I have your gun in the future. You got five bullets left. >> Can you tell me what's going on? Mom, what are you doing? Something important. >> Something important. I'm stealing this painting. All right, guys. Remember she did that.

21:02 >> Where did you hide behind that painting? >> I'll explain later. >> We need to find another way out. >> Grace, come on. >> Come on in here, Chris. >> I'm going call you, please. No, don't go. >> Hello. Yes, I want to report a murder.

21:36 No murders. Grace. >> Yes. >> Hotel. Yes. Hurry. Please. >> You calling in your mom? >> Oh my god. Oh, I feel like I'm going to throw up. >> Grace.

21:55 Grace, look at me. Grab my hands. Okay. Look at me. Look at me. In and out. Breathe in and out. Oh, Grace. I promise you I will explain this all to you one of these days.

22:16 >> I wonder if there's going to be like an anxiety mechanic or something, >> Grace. >> Cuz that was [laughter] like 2 seconds worth of action. are my hope. Never for >> So, how is she going to handle having to >> about >> do a whole Resident Evil?

22:33 >> I love you. >> I love you, too. >> I now have to die in this flashback. >> Okay. >> It's in my contract, unfortunately. >> No, no, no. We need to find a way out of here now. But >> we don't have any of our stuff.

22:46 >> We can come back for it later, Grace. [screaming] >> Wow. It's just as I predicted. >> Found you. [crying] [screaming] No,

23:21 mom. [screaming] >> [screaming] >> She like she's getting cooked right now. That shit's hot. Oh my god, it's Christmas. That was a bad one. >> I'm so sorry. This is not my fault.

24:09 Oh my god. It's just like before. Also, who's who's paying the phone bill here? Okay, that's a little better. I was like, "No way. These phone lines are on." >> Hello. Who is this?

24:50 [snorts] I need to get out of here. Why do we not have a partner? >> Something important. >> I'll explain later. >> Okay, I'm I'm only thinking about this now. >> Double double time crazy. Does any

25:18 federal agent or any law enforcement ever go anywhere alone? That seems that seems impossible. Oh my god. You can see when you zoom in, there's like half a second. She wants to throw the gun sideways. Her arm is like going to hold it sideways and then she

25:42 goes into normal form. She has a little bit of like, oh yeah, instantly gone. That's a classic. Oh, this residence might be too evil, I fear. Although, so far it's been significantly more residents than evil.

26:21 >> It wasn't this way. >> Oh, thanks for telling me. I can't wait to figure out where the dog head turns on the clock to open up the secret stairwell to the lab. No investigator check back here. In eight years, no one's found this.

26:57 Here it is. Secrets revealed. Yep. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yep. Uh, we have no friends. There's a guy with a hood. He's following us. I like my kid. You're telling me that? Okay, here we go. Oh my god, an MO disc. If we find two more, we can save Jill

27:24 from the basement. >> Sorry, officer. >> What's wrong? >> Why is he holding a shotgun? >> Something stung me. >> Are you >> stung you? We got Dead Rising zombies now. We got a crossover.

27:45 >> What do I do? Um >> [laughter] [screaming and groaning] >> I'll be honest at this point. I'm kicking him. [groaning] >> Are you serious? I'm

28:20 >> wait for [ __ ] [screaming] [groaning] [screaming] >> Did that get too loud? I have to turn it down. Good lord. Get away. Get away from me.

28:50 I apologize. [screaming] >> I got some crazy eyes. Holy [ __ ] >> Stay away. Good lord. [screaming] >> All right. Well, GG's. >> This is Jober.

29:26 >> Oh my god. [laughter] Come on. God, if there was only some 54 year old man. with crazy legs. Go out. [crying] [gasps] What the? Okay, now

30:25 the fact that weird stuff's happening after she's bitten. Me thinks this is a hallucination. It is >> or at least something weird [laughter] in the mind. I like how she has the world's smallest flashlight.

31:08 She needs one of those flashlight taser combos. Hello. >> Hello. Um, Mr. Very obviously >> hasn't been easy. >> Okay, here we go. I like the grills. >> But after much effort, here we finally are.

31:53 >> Who are you? I'm the one who planted that body. I'm the one that brought you here. I know now that you're the one that I've been searching for. The special one. The chosen one. Miss Ashcraft. Okay, the strength is giving tyrant.

32:30 I'm How did he lock a door though? What always confuses me is when they do >> like obviously there's magic because what's her name exists? Rose. How did he shut that door? If this is like a if this is a hallucination, we're good. If not, I need an explanation that he can control metal or something.

33:04 Holy [ __ ] Is it time? >> [music] >> Talk to me. Oh yeah. Is this one like the others? >> Those same black launches. >> And it's not postmortem leidity. >> No. No. This is different.

33:33 That's six now. Six survivors of Raccoon City. All dead from the same thing. >> You know who else is a survivor of Raccoon City? No, me. >> It's not. >> But I have something for you. The team has settled on a person of interest.

33:56 Someone with ties to Umbrella. Victor Gideon. >> Who is he? >> A former T- virus researcher. >> Hey, I I just got a report of a missing police officer. It it might be unrelated, but he disappeared near where the fifth body was found.

34:18 >> You there, Leon? >> Yeah, I'm here. >> His eyes are kind of big. >> You okay? >> Send me the address. Check it out. I'll go check it out in my body R8

34:47 sponsored by Nissan. No, no one notices this. You almost there? >> Just about. Stuck in traffic. >> I'm stuck in traffic. I'm going to be late. Let me check my Rolex watch. >> Am I crazy or are his eyes like a little

35:31 too big? What's going on? >> Oh, there we go. >> Is she okay? >> Oh, she's fine. I'm just taking her home. That dude's already finished the campaign a couple times. He's got the

36:07 infinite ammo zombie zombie gun. >> I'm going after Victor. >> Don't do anything stupid. >> Me? >> Everything I do is stupid, idiot. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, what the hell, lady? >> Help me.

36:24 >> You okay? What are you doing? >> Not [screaming] as funny. >> Is there a kick? [groaning] There it is. I knew it had to be somewhere. Oh my good heavens.

37:10 Apologies. Gabri would lock down. >> Is it something to do with >> Oh my. >> He's the one to thank for all the excitement. Excuse me.

37:28 >> Oh my god. I almost just killed two civilians. Oh, and they dropped bullets for me. Why would this guy have 12 handgun rounds on him? The close quarters holding the gun. Oh, just shoot that woman. She didn't look like a zombie at first.

38:23 >> I thought I'd legitimately just killed a civilian. >> Oh my goodness. First achievement of the run, by the way. The grind has begun. I feel like I'm using ammo a little excessively, but at the same time,

38:55 who was meant to use it if not Leon? Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] Let's make this quick. Equip reququum. The game's named after my gun. [groaning and screaming] I'm not using that. Get over here. [groaning]

39:44 Defeat three zombies with a hatchet finishing attack. Got it. Roger. >> It seems once they're down, they're just down. Not really sure. I'm just kind of going where the enemies are cuz that's typically how video games goes.

40:20 There we go. >> Leon, have you located Victor? >> No, I lost him. Like that square one. >> Not necessarily. Victor purchased a building after Umbrella went under. The Roads Hill Chronic Care Center. I'll send you the

40:38 address. >> Leon, we're running out of time. We're running out of time. And razors. I haven't shaved in at least three days. >> [panting] >> Gosh, I sure hope we're not upside down. Oh no.

41:16 That's some crazy graphics. You can see the beads of sweat. Oh [ __ ] What is this? Hey, [screaming] help. You got to stay calm. You got to stay cool. Come on. [gasps]

41:56 Think I think [panting] >> my blood. I need that. [panting and sighs] >> Okay. If they're taking her blood, >> I'm thinking she's immune to the zombie virus. >> Oh, yes. I think her blood has Well, it's either

42:27 going to be she has antibodies to prevent zombification or Yeah, cuz then if Leon's infected, her blood is going to kill him. Okay, [panting] I think I'm solving the [ __ ] minute one. Apologies. [gasps] [sighs]

42:46 Come on. >> [sighs and panting] >> I'll just start cranking out sit-ups. Use this as a training montage. Oh, Arkham City. We're doing it. We're doing it. [panting] >> We did it. What did he do to me?

43:28 >> I think you drained your blood >> and chopped your heart out or something given that you have Okay, someone said they wanted to see the horror stuff in first person. So, let's let's give it a go. Give it some atmosphere here.

43:52 That's a lot of blood. Dixie slacking off at work just for me. Yep. Dexifll. Couldn't tell you what that means. Dextrose is a sugar. >> Where the hell am I? >> Why would I want to turn the lights off guys? This is this is scary now.

44:52 The scariest thing of all, employees not washing their hands. I get stats for bottles. I can see [ __ ] all. I'm sure it's worse for you. I literally do not cannot see what's happening. I also have this on max brightness. [panting]

45:35 [panting] Oh yeah. The bottle is giving me evil within. Okay, thanks. So helpful. For those who haven't played Evil Within, uh they have a whole mechanic where if you throw a bottle into a guy's face, you can stab him immediately and

46:06 insta kill him. I'm sure it's probably not going to be that. That's probably more of a distraction mechanic. Might as well try it just for funsies. >> Code initiate emergency. >> I'll tell you what, what is it with fuses in these games?

46:34 The cherub key, of course. typewriters. Wow. It's just like in the hit game Resident Evil. First save. You've witnessed history here. Unless this is bulletproof glass, I am

47:26 getting that fuse out of there. I'm taking this lamp and I'm beating that thing open. What was that? Oh, it's above me. You could tell cuz the dust. So, I earned a glass bottle number two.

47:55 I opened the cherub key and the thing above me happened. I feel like I'm missing something. I need a screwdriver. We know that much. Fuse box. Yes. I guess I have to go deeper in here. All right. Well, I guess we're going to be

48:29 blind leading the blind here. Okay. Oh, lighter. Hey, now you're thinking with your How do I activate lighter mode, though? Flashlight. Oh, see that's why I keep you guys around. To be fair, it didn't tell me lighter

49:09 was G. It told me flashlight was G. So, how am I supposed to know? Have you seen the shadow ghost? Okay. Hey man, this is a children's room. What the [ __ ] is this? Oh, good lord. Well, yeah, I planned on it. Uh,

49:56 okay. So, we learned that there's a shadow ghost. Uh, again, [snorts] breaking this thing down. Oh, [ __ ] yeah. Bottle three. Now, if I need to solve a triple bottle puzzle, I am set.

50:37 H preient observation. Lot of blood. There is a piece of something that will allow me to I'm probably looking for a screwdriver. Where would I put a screwdriver? I'd put a screwdriver over here.

51:05 Me poisonally. Can I burn the bodies? Can I go R2 on it? >> He's dead. [snorts] >> Didn't you just watch a cop look like this that then tried to kill you? Oh

51:39 my goodness gracious. Oh my god. [snorts] Hey guys, I got bad news for the residents in this one. Pretty evil. [groaning] You can't get me in here, though.

52:15 >> This is called light, and you don't like it, >> guys. I have terrible Okay, thank God. Holy [ __ ] [crying] Uh-oh. Okay, >> ladies and gentlemen, we're in trouble.

52:49 Utilizing video game knowledge. I'm going to say she's not going to come back for a bit. Med injector. This is just like RE7. >> This looks important. >> DLC, not a hero. >> Maybe Meta Injector was technology that Blue

53:12 Umbrella developed, I believe. You got to be [ __ ] [ __ ] me, dog. You got to be [ __ ] [ __ ] me. Please tell me she's not in front of me. I have to run like she's just behind me. [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] This is my running speed, by the way.

53:41 >> Extinguish lighter. >> Oh, what's that? Oh, it can't get me. Oh, too bad you suck. And now it's time to holy [ __ ] Are there multiple or can she [ __ ] teleport? Holy [ __ ] Why is my running speed this slow? Run faster.

54:39 >> She's going to [ __ ] go through this, ain't she? Nah, nah, nah. Boo boo, you cannot get me. >> [panting] >> Okay. Well, that is something.

55:21 What the hell? Oh, she's coming for me. She's waiting. Yes. Yes. I thought so. I shall make noise this way to draw you away. Don't hear. I don't know the mechanics of this well

56:05 enough to know if crouching around will do anything, but I'm going to play like it will. God [ __ ] damn, bro. Be quiet. Oh, green herb. >> Can't hurt to pick some. I guess >> this is just like Resident Evil.

57:06 You got to be [ __ ] [ __ ] me, dog. What the [ __ ] I need the lighter for this. I can't just move him. There's not even anything in there. This is a freaking scam. Where do you guys keep the screwdrivers? climb up. Oh,

58:26 that seems like a horribly inefficient toolbox. Now, video game logic once again tells me that she is waiting for me the moment I exit this place. I am fully prepared to immediately turn around and run back to the other one. I thought this lamp I thought that lamp

59:11 was her head. I knew it. All I'm saying is a little more pep in the step. Just a little more pep in the step. I climb up. I climb up. >> Yeah. Start the climb.

59:49 You [ __ ] idiot. You're so stupid. [screaming] Okay, that's some that's some goddamn [ __ ] I tell you what would. We're going back now. Climb up again. Third times the charm surely. And I got a shortcut. Really, if you

01:00:36 think about it, this is a benefit. Okay, so I have to loop her. I have to do the hit Joseph Gordon Lev movie looper. I'm going to hide until I see her pass these windows. Unless she doesn't, in which case I will simply die.

01:01:24 I'm trying to use 3D audio to like She's still to my right right now. I think she's just patrolling that hallway. She's right here right now. Now she's walking back that way. [clears throat] Oh, using a bottle.

01:02:14 Truly remarkable strategy. Can I Kobe this directly out there? You got to be [ __ ] kidding me. I I [ __ ] aim that [ __ ] Oh, that's not nearly good enough. I got to go all the way around. [panting]

01:02:42 She's still over there based on my incredible 3D audio. Go check it out. I threw a bottle. >> [panting] >> But now I'm only down to one bottle. What if I have to make Vjolt and I need four? Let's go ahead and save.

01:03:38 Exactly why we don't use the ink ribbons on the first run because I would rather not cry like a little baby. Okay. Oh my god, I didn't grab the fuse. [laughter] I'm [ __ ] so stupid. [crying] Oh, it's in here. Thank god. I thought

01:04:13 it was back there. Oh, that's not good. All right. Oh my god. [groaning] A little more hustle, please. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come

01:04:56 on. >> [groaning and screaming] [screaming] [groaning] >> Don't crawl back towards the light. [screaming] GG's, I guess. With how much they're showing off this

01:05:54 car, it better have like guns on it or something. Also, if there is not an RPG in the trunk of that car, Leon has learned absolutely nothing about any of these games. Mr. Kennedy, welcome. Dr. Gideon has been expecting you.

01:06:51 >> Funny, I don't remember getting an invitation. Well, he's waiting for you. >> Can't have that, can we? >> I can't take his hair seriously. >> Lead the way. >> So, how long have you worked for uh Dr. Gideon?

01:07:15 >> Not long. I just recently joined the team. >> They keep calling attention to the doors shutting themselves. We care for quite a few long-term patients here. All undergoing experimental therapies developed by Dr. Gideon. >> I got an experimental therapy right

01:07:31 here. I've got five bullets preloaded. Experimental therapies. >> Yes, it's all very cutting edge. The facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the research. >> Oh, I bet it does. I don't think the treatments are working very well, Doc. Also, you want me to go

01:07:56 that way? I'm going this way. All right. It doesn't let me do anything yet. I'll be back for that box, though. Please wait here. They got the skull eye cam. Who's funding this? Is this guy one of the Wesker children?

01:08:48 Oh my god, it's a bunch of people I've never seen before. I knew he'd look at his branded watch. I called that earlier. >> Emergency protocols. >> Mr. Kennedy, we need to leave immediately. >> What's going on? I don't know what's

01:09:15 happening. Some kind of mass hysteria. The hospital is on lockdown. Doctor. >> Okay, calm down. >> This is This is Raccoon City, isn't it? Like, everyone knows that there are zombies. Like, why does everyone look so

01:09:35 surprised whenever a zombie thing happens? Isn't a zombie thing like a notorious thing that happens in this world? I think I want a second. [screaming and groaning] Oh, I got to sharpen my [ __ ] knife. Hold on. Yeah, let me let me just

01:09:57 sharpen this real quick. Also, I parried that [ __ ] on instinct. I didn't even know parrying was a mechanic. Well, now surely I get this, right? Oh, hey. [screaming] [groaning]

01:10:33 [groaning and screaming] Oh my god, they can all pick it up. The chainsaw is like a thing I have to be mindful of. Oh my goodness. [groaning] Yep. Bye. See you later. Where's the chainsaw? Bye.

01:11:03 There it is. Here's the chainsaw against the plus five. The hell. >> Oh my. He's getting dragged by. Surely I get this now. Nice. Come on out.

01:11:35 Hey guys. Come on. Yeah. This ladyy's huge. [groaning] Well, that went well. This is some Dead Rising type [ __ ] right now. Get out of the room. Or what? Who are you to tell Leon S. Kennedy what

01:12:21 to do. I'll bet you $5 million I'm going to chainsaw this thing and it's going to break. Pay up. Oh, they're premixing my herbs for me. All right, I do think the uh the unlimited durability sharpen combat axe

01:13:14 is [ __ ] sweet. That is a That is a great tradeoff between durability and needing a knife the whole time. Oh no. Hunt us, seek us, find us, break us. Who wrote this? Who wrote that? Huh? The first of many, I assume. That bastard did it again.

01:13:47 How are things on your end? >> I just hacked into the cent's network. >> Armani, good. >> You're a person of your word. I appreciate it. >> I'll see what I can do. >> Although, >> in the meantime,

01:13:59 >> I don't expect any money. >> I'll try to track him down. I didn't turn on monetization for this stream, >> so I don't think you should be getting ads. >> Come on. Come on. Come on. >> You're telling me he was right there and he didn't do anything?

01:14:31 >> [screaming] [groaning] [screaming] >> Hey, over here. [snorts] >> Hey, it's me. Stop using all of the cool bullets. I need those. I'm saving those. You okay?

01:15:11 >> Yeah, thanks. >> Leon Kennedy, DSO. >> DSO. Is that a real >> I'm Grace? Um, Ashraftoft. Uh, FBI. >> FBI >> department. Uh, >> what are you doing here? Someone kidnapped

01:15:28 >> security operations. >> I don't know. >> Well, we should leave. >> What is going on with you? >> Victor Gideon, >> what? >> I got bad news for you, Chief >> Grace.

01:15:54 >> You're locked in here with me now. He grabbed you for a reason. >> Wait, you're you're DSO? That's the uh uh the the counter bioteterrorism agency, right? >> Take this. >> You sure? >> This gun is called Reququum. It's

01:16:12 actually the title of this game. >> It's probably important. She won't get away, you know. >> Dr. Gideius, so nice to finally meet you, Leon. What is Leon's canonical height? Is he like 5 foot? >> Why don't we have a little talk?

01:17:03 [groaning] >> Too slow. >> I see you're exhibiting symptoms, too. Umbrella's cursed. Okay. So, anything that happens after this point is like that dude could have ended it right there by killing us. And the fact that he's not going to do it,

01:17:43 that's just he's stupid. >> I'll be fine. I hope at least the lights are on now. If she if she fires this gun, the recoil will flatten her onto her back. This thing is far too You can also see it's not loaded. Oh, it has one bullet in it.

01:18:35 Surely the the front door will the sun, moon, and stars. We're going back to RE1 >> with the the crests. I've done it once. I'll do it again. I hope I get a knife. A list of patients. How can you tell that? That is illegible. I'm turning my head upside down right now. That is

01:19:07 illeible. Swipe card. No, that's also swipe card. Can I not just absorb this into my brain? I guess not. What is my perk of the FBI? Like what is Every person has to have like something, right? What is my What is my good strat?

01:19:40 Oh no, prizes in the parlor. Oh no, this is terrible. Uh, okay. Green herb, I'm not going to use you till I combine you. I feel like if they're giving me a coin now, I'm about to enter the parlor.

01:20:09 Uh, I feel like that's a pull it out if I need it situation. I'm going to see if I'm about to enter whatever this parlor is. If not, I'm throwing that in the box. Sun, Moon, and Stars. Who is organizing their staff directory like this?

01:20:57 Oh god, what the [snorts] Is this Evelyn Jr. or is this a clone of her? >> What on earth? Who's there? >> Is someone there? >> Am I crazy or is everyone's eyes like [laughter]

01:21:31 >> three pixels too big? Hers are kind of okay. >> This This kid's eyes are way too big. >> You can't see, can you? >> That is a preient observation. >> What gave it away? The braille. >> Was there someone in the other cell? Why are you in there?

01:22:06 >> Everyone's gone. >> Stay away from >> Are you all right? >> How many >> How many people can you see turn into a zombie and you're still trying to help people? >> Hold on.

01:22:25 >> No, no, no. I'm sorry. What is happening here? Okay, I'm compiling the uh Oh, the West Wing. This guy works for the president, Jeff Gray. [laughter] Okay, that is obviously a child-sized hole, so

01:23:17 there's more children running around. Level level big three. Not level three. Level three. Blood everywhere. Wow. We are truly the top of the FBI class. Herb. Thank you.

01:23:53 Okay, I haven't found the parlor yet, so I'm throwing that in there. We're going to move that over. This is a full heal. I'll keep that. I don't need the herbs yet. This is a gun. However, it is Leon's ultimate gun, and I only have one bullet, which tells me

01:24:18 that it's probably my I mean, I think it's probably my magnum. I'll take it with me, I guess, but I truly do not think I will be getting a bullet for this thing anytime soon. Can I touch them or am I just staring at them? Also, am I crazy though? Like that's not letters. None of that is

01:24:40 readable. Okay. Every every time I right click to like zoom back in, I prep my bottle. Well, we have a key card now. West Wing. I just shot the president. This thing's knocking me flat on my ass

01:25:31 the second I fire, for sure. That's the This is the stone and metal object again. At least I get my flashlight back. Do I still have the lighter or is that gone? Crafting knife. Is that a fork? Oh, no. That's a shiv.

01:26:03 Yeah, makeshift knife. Okay. You can have green green or green green or green green. Okay, we're going to look over here first. And [clears throat] of course, [groaning] [clears throat]

01:26:44 [snorts] [groaning] Everything in this town is push next. A [groaning] >> Oh [ __ ] [screaming] [laughter] >> This dude is [ __ ] massive.

01:27:54 Oh, it did it for me. Thanks, big dog. [groaning] I vehemently refuse to use my one bullet on this guy. I absolutely will not do that. Okay. Okay. I don't think he has the brain power to come out here.

01:28:25 No. [groaning] [clears throat] [groaning] >> Three chops. When he says next, he starts moving. Okay. Nope. >> Okay.

01:29:04 [panting] Where are we going? Coming back to station one. Station two. Three chops. [snorts] Yep. [groaning] >> Okay. Fall over. >> No.

01:29:40 [groaning] >> Thank you. Golly G will. Sure would love a knife. Oh my heavenly. No bullets, of course. [groaning and screaming] Bullets bottle.

01:30:06 We're unstoppable now. >> [panting] >> I have no context of where I'm going. Okay, that's bullets. Makeshift knife can be used to fight off enemies. So that's a that's a recovery item, not a real Oh, he has a knife. [snorts]

01:30:41 Where did he get the knife? So, what that tells me is that if I don't pick up items, the enemy will, which is [ __ ] crazy. >> Oh, can I? >> Yeah, that's right, idiot. Can I stop or anything? I guess not. Yep. I'll use the knife to obtain the

01:31:11 knife. That's called a free real estate. Ladies and gentlemen, I am officially out of bullets once again. Oh, I'm already out of items. Wonderful. And I can't combine truly.

01:31:41 Okay, you're going back. Wish I could just like load him into the gun. How far back was the item box? Woof. There's got to be a box coming up. There's got to be I'm not using that.

01:32:27 [groaning and screaming] Oh [ __ ] >> [groaning] >> All right, I guess that one's down. >> Well, it was fun while it lasted. >> Damn it. >> [groaning and screaming]

01:33:05 >> Oh yes. Yes. Oh yes, of course. >> Give me those bullets again. >> How is he still going? Okay, that was tricky. I do have pretty much no ammunition at this point. Again, not letters. Office. Okay, never mind.

01:34:06 Okay, I'm officially sitting up. I'm locking in. [crying] That's where I keep all my bullets. >> [screaming and groaning] >> Banshee. Banshee makes it so that I cannot

01:34:40 sprint. I have just learned. [screaming] Oh, and it makes it so that I can't aim. It's lady's bad news. >> Activate shove. >> [groaning] >> Okay. Okay.

01:35:05 [screaming] >> I would like the record to show I did turn around and full sprint away. [screaming] Oh, he has a pipe. Can I have the pipe? Where's the pipe? Oh, it's in his hand. [screaming]

01:35:38 >> I am not liking how how you're not able to move at all around people. >> I would I would think you kind of have to uh Okay, I'm dead. I would think I would think in the in the side of the game where you're not going to have a ton of ammo, being able

01:36:03 to to dodge around people would be pretty crucial, but it feels very difficult to do that. At least me right now. I could probably get better at it, but death counter one. And that's the only one because I learned from my mistakes and I will

01:36:23 never ever die again. Um [sighs] I just I don't know if I'm going to use bottles that much. I also don't know that I'm going to use the reququum that much. But I'm not turning around. Wee ball. [snorts]

01:37:05 Start walking. Big hos. Keep her rolling. One chop. Two chop. Three. Chop. Let go. Hide behind pot. [snorts] Next. [groaning]

01:37:48 >> [snorts] [groaning] >> Back to your station. [groaning] One chop. Two chop. Three chop. Right behind pot. Four chop. Now that's a break in the pattern.

01:38:15 [panting] Not even going for an ingredient this time. Everything I know is wrong. All right, that's that's seven chop. That is some rock. [groaning] Boom. >> Okay, this guy's going for the lights.

01:38:43 >> All right, [groaning] I guess that's not a set set path there. [groaning] [screaming] One of the options you can turn on, which I am going to turn on. I'm going to default to run >> this place

01:39:10 >> cuz right now I think I'm >> defaulting to walk and I think that's screwing me over. Okay, I guess he's still into turning off the lights. Yeah, just be aware that this is sprinting. I am sprinting right now. If I was walking, I would be doing this.

01:39:43 Okay. I have to get past Mr. Lightman into the next area which has the gun. Pass the gun. I don't know where he is in here. >> Gun with no bullets. Check. [groaning] [screaming]

01:40:09 >> No bullets. >> Bottle, of course. Need it. I wonder if I can evil within. I wonder if I throw the bottle at someone's face if they get affected by it. makeshift knife. Probably should have waited to pick that

01:40:30 up until after I got the bullets in the next area. But we ball. I'm not going to pick that up yet. Break this. Get the bullets. Reload. >> Start to take down this guy. Give me the push. Give me the push. Okay. Save ammo. >> Are you serious?

01:41:12 Surely. Okay, bullets are now out of the inventory. We can go back, pick up the coin. Uh there is no stamina to my knowledge at least. If if Grace can suplex by the end of this game, I will immediately rate it a 10 out of 10 and I will not say anything

01:41:37 else about it. I sure wish I knew uh what those words meant. Okay. [screaming] Okay. The fact that these guys aren't affected by that is something.

01:42:10 [groaning] Oh, a little rude. [groaning] >> [groaning] >> [ __ ] >> And out of bullets. >> Can you trip down the stairs, please?

01:43:01 [groaning] >> Oh my god. He's afraid. He's afraid of knives. Why does this guy keep getting unlimited bottles? Let's see if I can ring around the Rosie. Okay, purely for investigative purposes.

01:43:26 >> What happens if I do this? >> [panting] >> Okay. Well, [groaning] >> I'll take that just as a goodbye method. Why are you still in here? bullets. Key

01:44:07 around the Rosie save. So instead of more bullets, I get gun two. I now have three handguns. Also, let the record show I stabbed this dude like six times and shot him twice.

01:44:40 [screaming] Okay. Herb. Yes. I'll need to ask the chairman to get his quartz for me. >> Okay. Makeshift knife almost gone. Herbs.

01:45:30 I typically like to save those >> to combine them. >> Oh my god, I hate that he does that. >> This is bad. [panting] Okay. Med injector. Bang. Gun. Boom. What's weird is that I now have to make a choice

01:46:05 between essentially picking a gun. decide prioritizes durability over firepower. I don't think I care about durability. I care about power. This one has more power, so therefore gun. I'm surprised at how many zombies

01:46:38 they're throwing at me in the in the horror one. I can just move past her. I thought this would be more like a sneak around type situation, but there's a lot of these guys. Safe room was over here. Okay, herb, you're moving. You're

01:47:20 moving. I'm getting rid of the Reququum. I don't think I'm going to use it. At least not until it's story based necessary. I'm going to keep one herb on me. I don't need the coins until I find out whatever the parlor is. I feel like I was supposed to find an

01:47:46 item down that hallway. Either that or I was just supposed to find all the guns. That's the east wing. I can't go that way. I think I just have to do another loop of this. He is all about that thing. Parlor

01:48:26 door with indent security point level one. Cold storage. I haven't tried cold storage yet. [panting] Code storage is level one. I don't think Westwing is level one. Yeah, it's not. Restroom. I guess we'll check the

01:49:00 bathroom. Going to have to say hi to our friend again. >> [clears throat] >> I wonder if that dude has like a key on his belt that I could yank. I feel like no, but I probably have to kill him in order to get the key. But I'm still small small potatoes right

01:49:21 now. [groaning] Okay. Hello. [groaning] >> Goodbye. >> [ __ ] realistic toilets. This is truly a AAA video game.

01:50:19 I have to flush the toilets in sequence or is this just a cool thing? There's also no indication of whether or not you've cleared a room out. >> [groaning] >> Knife take light on.

01:50:59 Could probably shimmy that open. But where have I not explored? Cold storage. That has a lock. That has a lock. It just has to be cold storage. Me thinks, >> which means we have to go through the dining room. [screaming]

01:51:38 >> Come on. Yep. >> Bye-bye. I'm trying to It's very obvious you don't have enough ammo to kill every zombie. So, I'm trying to ration this as best as I can. Oh yeah, cold storage was the the

01:52:17 breakoff. I got it's got to be upstairs then. I might as well do this just to get it over with. Damn it. [panting] What's up this flight of stairs? [sighs]

01:53:08 Crowbar probably. That'd be my guess. That's the second large bucket of blood. And then there's the bathtub of blood. What is the item I will need to explore the blood? A glove. Do I have to put on proper PPE before I can dive through blood?

01:53:39 >> I haven't found anything that indicates the combination to the safe yet. At least if I have, I haven't noticed it. Okay. Is the safe code in here somewhere? Feel like it would be a little more obvious.

01:54:15 Oh, it's probably the chairman's office. I'm probably just [ __ ] stupid. He very obviously drew partially a a cat doodle. [laughter] I'm calling it now bottle guys. Least favorite guys so far. >> Man, I shot the [ __ ] out of his head.

01:54:48 You >> new hire should promise at the dinner meeting. Have his clearance bumped up a level. Send the current researcher for processing. Processing sounds like you die. Boat pencil.

01:55:12 Well, I know what I do with that. Anyone who's watched Agent Cody Banks knows what they're doing with that. I want you to enact code 6 at 11:30 p.m. I've achieved my goal. Execute order 6. Well, this looks like something that

01:55:49 gets me into the parlor. Uh, so many green herbs. Let's use the pencil. Ah, interactive coloring. Moon, sun, star, moon, [snorts] moon,

01:56:31 sun, star, moon. Against my better judgment, I will be combining. Okay. Well, now we can check out the parlor. We can see what's going down in that little shindig. And we can slot this in. And we hope and

01:57:13 cross our little fingies that it doesn't trigger something to come after us. Perfect fit. Yes. I need two more. >> Okay. Avagadro from Black Ops 2 will show up if I leave all the lights on. We like knife. We like that. We like

01:57:42 this. And since we're going to the parlor, give me these coins, baby. Let's go. Parlor is this way. All right. Okay. Oh, if if I have to beat the merchant at

01:58:24 poker. [snorts] Oh, I'm [ __ ] slamming this dude. Matthew Rogers. I'm >> so sorry about this. >> Sorry, pal. >> Oh no. Oh no. He's He's broken containment. Hope I don't have to Did I have to pay

01:59:05 to do that? No. Yeah, I'm putting everything on double zeros. [ __ ] I'm bankrupt. [ __ ] Three for Leborg. And then four for I mean that's the that's the letter that's the number two right there

01:59:38 that says A2 AQ USP. So three for Laborg, four for actical, four for Laborg again and then six for Quez. the user manual for blood collector. I mean, I got six. Like, do I want more inventory? Yes, I would love to have laborg. However,

02:00:16 this feels like the thing. Also, just pointing it out. I could slap the [ __ ] out of this glass and break into here. Is this a mistake? Probably. However, I'm getting this user manual. I don't care. All right. Well,

02:00:49 we did it. Might as well give that a spin again. I don't really want to deal with chef. I feel like he Oh my good heavens. [groaning] Come on, pal. Come on. Well, that's all my bullets.

02:01:51 I don't even have bottles. I'm also putting you at two, which means I have to get up close and personal. Swing. Swing at me. >> So funny. [groaning] >> [groaning]

02:02:18 >> God, >> his face looks like the lizard from Spider-Man 2. >> Yep. >> Come on. Block. I'm so locked in right now. >> Swing.

02:03:01 >> [groaning] >> This is [ __ ] redonkulous. I mean, I used every bullet I had and all the knives. Uh, God, if only I had Leon sharper. Surely this has ammo in it. Like [ __ ] [groaning]

02:03:34 >> [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Bye. [groaning] Ooh, and an achievement. Oh, little a little cheeky achievement. Also, no cleaver. What the [ __ ] Let me have it. It's right there. Uh, I don't want to carry this coin with me. So, it's You're getting put in

02:04:11 on my way to the laborg. warp door scrap two blood buckets that I can't figure out yet. Oh, that's for the recreum for sure. A mysterious charm that works by holding it increases knife power.

02:04:52 Okay, that'd be super helpful if I had a knife. Uh, so I saw that while I was entering the coins in, I saw the manual's description. I assume there's a thing there's an item that's going to let me suck up blood.

02:05:11 Why I want to do that, don't know, but there's going to be an item that lets me suck up blood. The manual sucks up more blood. So, I just improved an item I don't have yet, which kind of sucks. But, you know, it's all about investing in the future. You know, if you think about it, really, I was investing into

02:05:32 my 401k. the east wing key guard now, which means we could go deal with a bunch of other stuff. [panting] Let's go drop off some stuff. No herb.

02:06:15 Uh, I don't want that as a separate item. So, let's pull out the reququum and then reload the charm. Kind of cool. Don't have any ammo or any knives. But I'll keep it for now. We go. What do we think so far? What's the

02:06:56 What's the verdict? Oh, you [ __ ] bastard. I'm not wasting a bullet on this guy, but I want him. I want him bad. There's so many drawers that have nothing in them. They're also herbing me up like crazy. I'm I'm herbed out.

02:07:31 [groaning and screaming] Oh god, >> I feel like I shouldn't release this. Destroys infected blood cells. Prevents corpses from mutating. Interesting. Interesting. It's kind of weird that that's not just like a default

02:08:08 activity of the knife. [snorts] I might as well do it. That's too effective. >> I'm surprised the knife doesn't stealth kill. Okay, that's okay. Oh, at least I got away. More safe.

02:08:40 [groaning] Feel like I got to I got to reassemble this person. I'm not wasting bullets on this guy when I can ring around the Rosie. Come this [snorts] way. >> Bye. >> Let's hope with one less army can't open

02:09:10 doors. [snorts] >> Okay. I'm also trying to figure out the light switch. thing is probably a distraction mechanic to like draw guys away.

02:09:34 That's a lot of guys. Holy [ __ ] That hurt me. I got away. We shall activate the full power of Triple Green. >> [groaning] >> laser microscope. >> What is rule two? I keep I've seen that like three different times. Oh, I found

02:10:18 it. The blood collector. Can I not put the blood in the blood? Probably cuz it's denatured. [groaning] Is that from Zombie Land? Is that what rule two is? Level one key card. We do not have >> [screaming]

02:11:22 >> Oh, we're just making up rules on the spot. >> I see how it is. >> If any community was to uh [screaming] make up fake rules on the spot, it would be us. >> [screaming] [groaning]

02:11:50 >> What a mess. >> The fact that they're able to talk is kind of crazy. I'm also getting a lot more. Oh my goodness. All right. These guys are a little too wy for Oh my heavenly. [groaning]

02:12:15 >> Can I shut this? Are you locked out now? All right. I guess not. >> Hey, man. Not cool. [groaning] Go. [screaming] >> Okay. [groaning]

02:13:02 >> [screaming] >> Oh my god. What the [ __ ] >> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh god. >> These guys are [ __ ] tanky. God damn it. >> [ __ ] >> He moves really quick.

02:13:31 >> There we go. [groaning] >> Any leftover blood? Use it to refill the blood collector. I feel like I don't have a solid grasp on the what the blood collector's actually doing yet. Okay, this is a consumable item that

02:13:58 will refill the blood collector, which has a limit. However, I have so many blood buckets. I'm not going to use that yet. I don't like using items if I don't know what if I don't truly understand what I'm doing with it. So, I'm not going to

02:14:17 burn that yet. Uh oh. Safes. Okay. [snorts] They're updating them. Do I know what they're updating the codes to? No,

02:14:53 maybe it's set to factory default 1111. Wouldn't that be nice? Oh god, there's another one. Holy [ __ ] they're giving me coins. They're just throwing these things at me. Second I get a knife, I'm coming back for these [ __ ] >> Patience,

02:15:25 >> you know. I got one bullet and no inventory space. We're going back. [sighs] The laborg calls to me. laser microscope. Oh, it's right there. Oh, there's a lot of blood. There's a lot of blood that I've ran by. Might as well check this out while we're

02:16:10 here. Take a peek. I have a degree in this. I should be able to do this. Oh my god. I'm literally a chemistry teacher. This is my [ __ ] [ __ ] Activating all atoms. What does activating an atom mean? Uh

02:16:47 oh. I want to turn them all on. Okay. Okay. Okay. Then I need Okay. Boom. It's simply that easy. >> Man, I wish I had any B. I can now create new items in the crafting menu.

02:17:21 Let's see. Hemolytic injector. I don't I don't think that's worth it right now. Handgun ammo. Nice. What is What is blood? What am I doing with the blood? How does a blood help me make bullets? Am I shoving the blood in the bullets?

02:17:51 >> You wouldn't attack a woman while she's sucking up blood from the bucket, would you? I didn't realize I was so low that that was instant death. >> Um, that death didn't count. Um, because he very obviously broke the rules of engagement.

02:18:16 The primary rule of engagement being don't sneak up on a woman while she's draining the blood from a bucket. Combining infected blood with our substances has been such a challenge for us, but this device makes it so easy. We got no bullets, some blood

02:18:51 and a dream, and the need to get back. Oh. Oh, I can go this way. Can I go this way? I think I can. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go get ourselves an inventory

02:19:36 upgrade. Yep. [panting] Finally, the laborg is mine. Okay. What's this one say? Stabilizer. Okay. We know what that is. Steroids. Okay. Uh probably going to go for steroids

02:20:18 next. My gun handling skill is perfectly fine on its own. She should also probably heal so she stops whining. [sighs and gasps] I also

02:20:46 need to dump a lot of this. Okay, let's think about green herbs. I'm so I'm honestly incredibly shocked that I haven't found a red herb yet. >> Let's heal. >> I got this.

02:21:15 Okay, I'm saving this because that's a consumable item. That's like a reserve. Blood equals handgun bullets potentially. It also means hemolytic injectors. I don't think I'm going to make a bunch of those.

02:21:35 I can turn knives into scrap. I can turn scrap into knives. Takes two scrap to make a knife though when I could just make bullets. I think just to test it out, I'll use one scrap, make some bullets, get the achievement.

02:22:08 Good night, everybody. Whoever's going to bed accidentally saved in the third slot. That's going to be hell on my brain's visual, but it's fine. Where are we going? There's so much blood.

02:22:39 There's a shocking amount of blood. So, we were here. Organless corpse. Safe. We got the blood sucker. Where am I trying to go? I'm trying to get the quartz stuff. We still don't have level one checkpoint. Shift goes up a floor.

02:23:06 Nurses station. We were just there. I don't think we have the key for that yet. We don't have the key for that yet. West wing, east wing. The second we get the level one key card. Oh yeah, this is it. [snorts] >> Monkey.

02:23:58 >> Oh, she's got a knife. >> [groaning] >> Oh [ __ ] She was definitely holding a knife. I guess I don't get one. That was a very aggressive door opening. Lockpick. Each one can only be used once.

02:24:47 God, only there was someone I knew that could do it better. Maybe you, the master of unlocking, should take this. Oh my god, it's my worst nightmare. A bunch of old white men. Jesus Christ. Artificial organ transplantation experimenting.

02:25:27 Lock tight. >> I'm not going to do this, but I feel like I should be able to. If that is the solution, shout out. Corrosive. [ __ ] off. This is a [ __ ] This is the [ __ ] you buy a middle schooler for their first locker. I could get that [ __ ] off with a

02:25:49 hammer. Oh, I'm just hanging out with my moon and sun. Oh, I'm just hanging out with my moon, sun, star, moon. But this was the other guys. Yeah, this was the other guys. This is the sun one

02:26:18 which is set to moon sun something. Does this one have a thing in it? It does. Oh, there it is. Star sun star sun moon sun star sun moon sun. Remember that. I will forget it. Star, sun, moon, sun. I can't shoot the lock. I mean,

02:27:03 I'm using gamer logic, which the lock is interactable with item, and then this thing says the word corrosive in yellow. So, like, could I shoot it in the game? Yeah. I don't think it'll actually break, though. [panting] I'm using my 400 IQ gamer mind to piece together that the game doesn't want me

02:27:23 to. Why the [ __ ] Why the [ __ ] did I pick up the wristband of scary sounds? Oh my god, I figured out why. Where is he? Oh, we coming. Oh, we coming. They got to get this dude off the sticks

02:28:13 here. I'm not shooting him again. It's not worth it. [panting] I've totally lied just now. Please tell me this isn't a corner. I [ __ ] cornered myself. [screaming]

02:28:52 I'm not reading any of this. Uh yeah. Oh no. Child's medical record. It'll bring me closer to You got to be [ __ ] me. [groaning] >> Uh oh. I think got an herb. Let's go ahead and

02:29:19 craft us some bullets. Let's go ahead and reload. Let's go ahead and shoot that guy directly center mass. Uh, craft steroids. That's crazy. Is he unable to get us right now? I don't know if I should be sneaking

02:29:49 around or not. What's that? I'm being chased by the [ __ ] largest thing I've ever seen. Yeah, I got to log into Webkins real fast. My bad. Okay. I got to activate my college degree for

02:30:15 this. Mhm. Almost. Almost. Okay. Okay. Now, if I do that one, uh Oh, [ __ ] The center one minimum steps four.

02:30:47 Oh god, there's an achievement for reaching par on these. I promise you there is. Oh heavens. Okay, I need to isolate it to a corner so that I can swap it. The middle one I need to have on. The middle one's the

02:31:14 hard one. I need to have it. I need to make it look like that. [sighs] How do I make these three match? Okay, hold on. If I do this and then this, I've moved. It's always one. Yeah. Yeah, I can get it back to the

02:31:57 middle. That's the most destructive option. Okay. If you know how to do this, um, I'm sorry. Oh, thank God. Holy [ __ ] And that wasn't even hard. [groaning] [groaning]

02:32:37 >> Oh, he's stuck. Oh, he's not. Can I get out or is he blocking? I think he's blocking. Nope. Treatment room. Stay away, pal. I got some sucking to do. [groaning] >> Call me Bob the way I be weaving. >> Oh my god, it's JK Simmons.

02:33:18 I'm going to I'm going to burn my lockpick so I don't have to carry it. Oh, titanium so I can make [ __ ] reququum ammo. I don't Okay, I don't understand the gameplay purpose of the Reququum yet. the fact that they're giving it to me

02:33:45 and like peace me peacemealing me out bullets for it. I'm treating it like it's the Magnum that I'm saving until the end cuz I don't I don't know the context in which I would use it yet. Unless it's to like shoot that huge guy. I know it's a gun and it shoots, but it

02:34:09 feels like it's it's it's there for special purposes. Doesn't feel like I should just be whipping it out. Okay, let's go to the custodian's office. Let's go visit Octi or whatever his name is from control.

02:34:31 The fact that I haven't found a single knife since we picked up the have a cool knife charm. Also [groaning] [screaming] feels like I should be able to stop their lights out.

02:35:01 Scrap nothing. Lockpit. Oh, item box wrench. I know where that goes. Store that. Store that.

02:35:27 Okay. I'm saving in slot two so I don't have that gap. I need I'm also putting this in number one. We need to go back to right there. Cold storage. Ooh.

02:35:57 Ooh. This is kind of given this is kind of given fight area. Okay, we found that guy's organs. I do have a bad feeling that something is going to arrive. I did not think it would be a tractor if I'm being a hyund Okay. Answer is yes.

02:37:01 Give me a [ __ ] break. Well, now I just need to seize control of this thing and >> drive it to that guy. The big guy. >> Oh, [ __ ] You're telling me that's not scrap? I can't make that into bullets. No trunk.

02:37:54 [snorts] Okay. Organs are for that guy in the lab. Wrench is for the door. Lockpick I can use on the way. Let's go ahead and save again just to be safe. That sounds unpleasant. Oh yeah, [ __ ] that. We're going this way.

02:38:35 looked like a dying light super zombie. What's up? One. Well, when it starts throwing ammo at me, that's that's bad news. [sighs] [snorts] You really saved my butt the other day. You can take whatever you want from Bar

02:39:19 and Lounge. Okay. Bar and lounge is left 10, right 80, left 30. Someone write that down. Left 10, right 80, left 30. I think I can reference it. Yeah, I can. Okay. But still remember. There will be a postream quiz. [screaming]

02:39:46 Oh, it's a different microscope. Is this for different substances or just is it just to give me >> alternate options without having to run around observation. I'm a loner and that's it. [groaning]

02:40:15 >> Yep. I hear him. I hear him. There he is. >> Second I get a knife, [ __ ] [groaning] [screaming] Where was >> Oh, barn lounge safe. [screaming] [ __ ] [ __ ]

02:40:38 [groaning] >> Uh-oh. [screaming and groaning] Well, we're here. Might as well wrench. I don't have the inventory space to to grab anything right now. Is this thing a grabable? Can I take this with me? No,

02:41:19 let the record show I could use this as a melee weapon. I could be bashing in zombies with a metal wheel. Um, I think you mean did someone leave the freezer open? The hit line from RE2? Okay, that's a knife.

02:41:44 Knife spotted. We all see that he's holding a knife. If I kill this guy and do not receive a knife. Okay. Thank goodness. Let's max out blood. Thank you. Now we run back.

02:42:09 We plug in everything we own. at the at the box. Is light guy still here or did I I think I killed him. That sounds bad. [panting] We have officially blood maxed

02:42:40 and organ maxed. I feel like I need to craft stuff with this, but I also don't want to waste blood. I don't want to use stuff unnecessarily. Let's go ahead and use our lockpicks and the organs and everything.

02:43:10 What is the most logical route? This we can open now. That's an organ. That we can open. All right, let's go west wing and we're just going to wander around and try to find

02:43:37 that way. I also always forget that I have a flashlight. We have a lock this way. My love. Okay, it's dead. Level one door this way. [panting]

02:44:49 Oh, hit pouch. Oh, hell yeah. Okay, let's grab this dude's heart. [panting] [snorts] pop quiz on the rules at the end of the stream. As long as it's administered to everyone but me.

02:45:29 What rule are we on now? Are we on rule like seven? >> Oh no. What? >> Hey. Uh, hey, guess what? I just figured out why the hemolytic injector exists. I just pieced that one together. It also explains why these guys are

02:45:57 still here. They've reintroduced crimson heads. I see. We got left 10, right 80, left 30. I'm doing this [ __ ] on the fly. Oh my god. Never doubt my skills again.

02:46:32 Um, okay. [gasps] Oh, there's ammo here. I might as well kill this guy. I'm pretty flush right now if I find him. Oh my god, he's behind me. Holy [ __ ] Oh my good lord.

02:47:00 I feel like I don't want to touch this guy, but >> [snorts] >> [ __ ] Oh, how many bullets does it take? Oh my god, he's moving. Oh, [ __ ] [screaming]

02:48:02 Okay. Ammo right here. [screaming] >> Can they fight each other? [groaning] >> Can I Godzilla versus Kong this? >> [groaning and screaming] >> Bro, the fact that this guy is still moving is ludicrous. [ __ ] [screaming and groaning]

02:48:42 Stop. [groaning] >> Come on. I die. [screaming] >> Please tell me he's dead. Oh my god. I've used like obviously I've missed some. Now don't get me wrong, I missed a

02:49:14 couple shots. I hit that dude at least 15 times and shoved him. I guess got stare at that for a second. Okay, note to self. Uh, run. I know that the the injector will like blow up corpses and stuff. I just kind of figured

02:50:01 like crimson heads will come back stronger, but you can still kill them if he can't if he literally can't be killed without the injector. That is interesting. Give me this. Let me out. [panting] I think first things first, truly and

02:50:47 honestly, cuz we got to go kill those Mr. Raccoons. They've lived in their in their peaceful bliss for far too long, and I cannot abide by their existence any longer. Okay.

02:51:36 Was there an item box nearby? Barn lounge? No. Office? No. Chairman's office? No. The answer to my question is an unequivocal no. Where was organ man? Was organ man over here? Examination room. East wing.

02:52:05 Let's go patch up him. I think the uh the artificial heart plus the the box of organs I got in the garage and then probably one more thing because video game works in threes. >> We go this way. Now, I'll tell you what. You know what

02:52:34 Resident Evil needs to do? I just thought of this just now. Terminator 1, right? Terminator tries to kill you. Terminator 2, you get your own Terminator. I think we need to have our own tyrant on the team that fights another tyrant. Think about it. Okay.

02:53:10 Also, it has been 4 billion years since Leon pulled up to the function. We got to solve this whole thing while he's passed out. But then, are we any better than Umbrella? Uh, we're alive. I'd say that's a W. [groaning]

02:53:37 Oh, no. He's over there. Our our inventory is getting maxed real fast. [groaning] Guys, I found him. The problem is corpse also that way. Unless I go backwards. I'm going

02:54:14 backwards. [groaning] A [groaning] [ __ ] I hope I'm not summoning the dig here. Probably am.

02:54:53 Let me put him in. Oh, I have to [ __ ] check it first. Heart. Check. Examine. Open. What hand? Okay, this is this is in a note

02:55:25 somewhere that I have not found yet. I sure would love that meta injector. Thank you. Bye. Plus, it's in here. [groaning] Uh, yeah, let's go ahead and make one of these.

02:55:59 And let's just go ahead and save that off for now. So much like Resident Evil 1, I'm actually deincentivized from killing them. Killing them is bad. H

02:56:38 Options are a little limited at the moment. I killed him. He [groaning and screaming] even dropped a med injector. Oh my [ __ ] Did I or did I not kill this dude so hard he dropped a med injector? I skipped the advice on the blister

02:57:11 zombies. Was it a note? We got the old man. We got the safe. Was it like a tutorial message? Oops. Enemies. Blister head. Infected enemies that have been put down once once may mutate and rise again. This mutation causes abnormal growth starting at the

02:57:36 head. As such, they have been named blister heads. There are two surefire ways to prevent this. Destroy the heads in battle or use a hemolytic injector. That is all the information we have. >> [groaning] >> We're pretty much it's they're crimson heads RE1 except I can't

02:58:16 burn them. I have to hemolytic inject them. We have a bunch of scrap, honestly. I just to not have to deal with them. Well, first things first, let's take this. Let's pull out the Reququum.

02:58:39 Pop her in. I think the copious amounts of blood on the map is for making hemolytic injectors specifically. [music] I think that they're probably the main thing you need to worry about off rip

02:59:04 just because of how many corpses there are going to be. I'm going to take one more scrap and we're going to go start putting these suckers down. Uh, you know, I do hate to ruin my own self-image, but that was death number three because I also died to

02:59:34 someone in in the kitchen. I forget if it was the chef or not, but I did die in the kitchen. Okay, where's the nearest blood suck knife? East wing. East wing and more Mr. Raccoons. I was in the east wing. [ __ ] We haven't found anything in the parlor

03:00:15 recently. Office has a laser microscope. Bar and lounge safe. Okay, we're going west wing. Clearing all this out. That's stupid guy. That is a blister head aka [ __ ] no baby.

03:00:43 Come on. [snorts] Come on. Yep. Is there anything that way? Yep. I have to go that way. [groaning] No. No. The fact that his corpse is still here means he can become a big one.

03:01:09 [groaning and screaming] >> And that is horrific, horrific news. [panting] Oh my god. [screaming] [groaning] >> Come on. There we go. the organs. this thing.

03:02:28 Okay, let me minimum steps two. Okay, before I start hitting buttons, let's think about this. If I touch this one, that one activates minimum steps, too. If I touch this one, these two go on. This one goes on. These two go off. And then I touch this one. Okay. So,

03:02:55 it's this and that. So, the secret to those is that I have to do I have to think about it. That That's crazy. Who to think? Oh, I hear. Holy [ __ ] his eyes are crazy. [groaning] [screaming]

03:03:27 >> [ __ ] [groaning] Do I not get my knife back? Man, I just got that knife. I hear him. Is he in the box? Where are you? He's in here.

03:04:03 He evades me once again. Retrieval mission. assassin. Interesting. So, something was in the hotel when it burned down that they didn't want seen. Little a little little tease. Little taster.

03:04:43 What does this give me? Used to make steroids or stabilizers? Roger. What does this take? Oh, it's blood. Oh, well then I'm sucking up some blood. Where's my nearest blood? I'm getting involved. I also need to go back to the bar.

03:05:14 I think that's the dude I was hearing. I got to go back to the bar which is right here. This lady coming back is going to be bad news. Why do I have the scary sounds? The world's slowest 10. into 80 into 30.

03:05:48 You're not late at all. If anything, you're early cuz [ __ ] if anything's happened yet. We wound up here. Uh Leon showed up, did a bunch of kicks, and then we haven't seen him since then. So, he got checked out. [screaming] Let's go ahead and get past

03:06:05 here real quick. Piston light jog. And that's it. You say running around, I say uh exploring, enjoying my time in the hit game Resident Evil 9 Reququum. Well, we got coins now. We need blood so that we can make our thing. I'm not going to carry this

03:06:51 around until I know where the code is. Knife is for Mr. Raccoons. Blood for sucking. increase. The only reason I'm keeping this is cuz it increases durability, but otherwise not super useful. Let's go pop open some more of those locks. Get a steroid

03:07:19 or two. A cheeky steroid. I have not drained the bathtub. Do need to drain the bathtub. [groaning] I do wonder if draining the bathtub means that I suck all of it up. Let's go ahead and get laborg too.

03:07:49 Ah, animation cancel. You saw it here first. Uh, yeah. I'm already perfecting the speedrun strats. Oh my goodness. All right, that wasn't fair. Please tell me this doesn't hurt much. [groaning] Please let me get that back. I need it.

03:08:12 [groaning] I wish I could do a slow. We are saving the transfusion bags only because if I stop. Okay, it leaves some. Um, the transfusion bags feel like a consumable, so I don't want to waste them unless I

03:08:46 need them. Um, I have enough to make a steroid now. And then bathtub of blood is upstairs. Where was bathtub of blood? Oh, bathtub of blood's in the restroom for sure. I'm going to make a steroid, which is going to use most of my blood. Then head up, drain the bathtub,

03:09:11 see if we get anything there. Empty injector. Crafting steroids. Yes. Animation cancel cuz we're crazy. Cuz we're absolutely insane with it. And now we go up to No, actually we go straight acrossoop to the restrooms. There will be a

03:09:44 blister head on the way. We simply avoid this way's faster. [snorts] I'm just saying, you know, who else is day one finding animation cancels? I'm just saying like I'm inventing the meta here.

03:10:20 Okay, he's coming. He's coming. >> Come on. Get the gun up. >> Come on. All right. Well, turns out that's just a blood source. Good intel. Unfortunately, nothing we can use. Corrosive was our

03:11:07 last known thing. Where was the corrosive located? Newest. Here we go. Conference room. In the conference room, of course. It's probably on the third floor if I had to take a guess. You've missed me uh sucking up a

03:11:53 bathtub. Star sun moon thing. So every wing so far. Oh man. Looks kind of good. Like it's like lobster bisque colored. Um star sun moon thing is in the director's office, but I don't think we have the key for the second one. That's the blister head.

03:12:17 I think we need the corrosive to open up the second guy's thing. And the corrosive we haven't found yet. It's in the conference room somewhere. I did develop a crazy speedrun strat. You're going to see when they eventually make the summoning salt video, uh, it will be called the amino skip. And if

03:12:37 it's not, I will be contacting the authorities. Okay. Are there any level one doors we haven't opened yet? Sturdy lock. That is the thing. This is the the whatchamacallit. We haven't even seen the third floor

03:13:08 yet. Fat man. Real big guy wandering around over here. We have organ man that we have to put plug into. But organ man requires codes for the box that we haven't found yet. Oh, you know what I do have to do?

03:13:28 I got to stab those Mr. Raccoons. I'm assuming because this guy is guarding this area that the next thing I need is over here. I just have no [ __ ] idea where it is. [groaning] Okay, he's right there. [panting] [groaning]

03:13:52 It's not so much It's not overwhelming yet. [screaming] And I'm sure on multiple playthroughs you it becomes much easier to navigate. The problem I'm having right now is keeping track of every piece of information all at the same time.

03:14:10 I've plugged in this dude's heart. >> Okay, that's nothing. >> I'm going to take these guys out. only cuz I'm going to have to come back in this room later and I don't want to deal with them. Will they turn into whatchamacallits? Probably. But

03:14:36 that is a sacrifice I am willing to make at the moment. >> [groaning] >> Okay, we cleared. We didn't take this. We might as well. Was this anything? Master's research, child's medical record.

03:15:12 [groaning] Let's go ahead. >> [groaning] >> Oh yeah, it's time. Goodbye. He 100% can be killed. All of these guys are going to become blister heads for sure.

03:16:03 So, this is the room that we need access to. Sun star moon son or whatever the [ __ ] that code was is for this machine, but it has a padlock here. We need a corrosive to open it. The corrosive is in the conference room. The conference room is probably on the third floor. The

03:16:24 third floor. Oh, no. Conference room. Boom. Right there. Big guy must have just come and I ran away and then forgot about it. Suck up a little bit. Not all of it. Don't want to waste it. Ladies and gentlemen, we are making progress.

03:16:57 Examination room safe. Right 30, left 10, right 50. Locked it. Never going to forget that in my life. I'm not enjoying the sick laughter I'm hearing. Oh, this is a banshee again. >> [crying] >> Yeah. Okay. I thought I'd be able to sneak up

03:17:31 on her, but [screaming] whatever. And of course, [groaning] uh, let's go ahead and take some of this here. Uh, OG OG trilogy is filmed. I know I've said that. Um, I'll have to edit it down.

03:18:10 Mine is taking priority just because, you know, most recent game. >> Oh my god, there's so many. >> [groaning] >> [ __ ] See? I like that the saw instantly explodes the second that I could potentially have

03:19:10 it. >> Where are you? >> [screaming] [groaning] >> Homie, your head ain't on straight. [groaning and screaming] Oh, I got an achievement for defeating the

03:19:54 singers in the story. Like the those are the only two of the banshee class, I guess. So, I guess we don't have to worry about those ever again. >> Corrosive. >> This will do. >> Uh uhhuh. Yep. Let's just tell me about

03:20:19 the screamer people. You know, you'll have that in these parts. Just a nice a nice light coating. Let's go ahead and corrosive. I'm going to save because I'm afraid that big boy will arrive the second I use this in my inventory. [crying]

03:20:55 Oh my god. I'm like I'm prophetic. It's crazy. Miss Ashcraft, come in. I won't harm you. >> I was just looking for Dr. Richardson. >> Why did you kidnap me? kidnap you. I liberated you. >> I adultnapped you. You're not a child.

03:21:22 >> Oh, forgive me. Dr. Victor Gideon, I run this center. It took forever to find you. You're not like other people, you know. You're quite unique. Through you,

03:21:53 Elpus can finally be set free. >> Elpus. Holy [ __ ] Mexican urination >> or Spain urination. Maybe we're calling back to Resident Evil 4. made you who you are. Phase two is about to begin.

03:22:26 Yeah, ladies. Uh, if a guy ever corners you after kidnapping you and tells you that you're not like the other girls, ski dattle. Would you like to see what's hidden under the hood? >> Also, after he tells you that you're

03:22:48 special, if he asks you if you want to see what's under anything, definitely say no. >> Wait, Grace. Great. Grace, [screaming] there's no escaping your destiny.

03:23:27 Is he going to be tyranting around the map? There's already been like four tyrant class enemies. We had the initial big scary monster girl. >> What the [ __ ] >> Big man destiny. This guy.

03:24:01 That's three superhumans already. And everyone remembers the password. Star, sun, moon, sun. Of course. Yes, I too remembered it and didn't need to look at chat. Unlocking the organ transport box. Yes. Switch to hand. Up to two. Down five. Down two. Back to auto.

03:24:53 Hand two 52 auto. Hand two 52 auto. Master Spencer. We're going back to the T- virus. With this lies the key to humanity's evolution. Oh no. The last guy that talked about human evolution was crazy.

03:25:21 ant named Albert. That room didn't have an item box, right? No. Let us go find an item box where we shall finally insert that man's lungs. The fact that I don't hear Big Boy wandering around is

03:25:54 minorly concerning organ box. Come to me after I deposit all my stuff. Uh, coins, steroids, use this. Good. Let's take out box. Let's look at box.

03:26:37 We go hand on this two right there. Five down. Two down. Auto. Boom. Oh yeah. Lungs. We save again because why wouldn't we? 23 saves already. The no save run, which is probably a thing. No thanks.

03:27:12 Boom. Two out of three. Now, somebody get this man his lungs. Before Before I throw the lungs in, let's go pop open the final uh parlor door. Not east wing, west wing. since I have the coins for it. Guys, are we going to 100% this on the

03:27:47 first play through? Could you imagine? Oh, I need one more. I will return. Okay, long man is on the first floor. This is a way bigger map than I thought. And the fact that this is like level one. Nuts.

03:28:43 Has anyone has anyone uh finished a run yet? What was their final play time on the first run? I was seeing uh like 20 hours for the first run. I don't know if that's accurate or not. We go the other way.

03:29:04 We did get the safe or the safe code for the examination room. [snorts] Was the person you watched goated or were they just kind of stumbling around? Throwing some lungs. Throwing some heart. Activate.

03:29:34 Yeah, [groaning] of course he gets up. >> Is he bad? I assume he's bad. Well, then why did I do this? What is the benefit to me? [groaning] It was right 30

03:30:11 left 80 right 10. No. All right, we'll cheat. Right 30, left 10, right 50. Okay. Left 30, right 10, left 50. First try. Oh my god,

03:30:45 bro. [groaning] He [ __ ] his pants and died. Holy [ __ ] >> [panting] >> Did not expect him to just fall over. The second that guy gets up, I'm out. Okay, now I've run out of coin slots, but I have

03:31:36 more coin. Google, where put coin? Where put coin when all coin in? Let's head over to number two. And also put coins away. Full heal. Good. Blood suck. Good. Wristband. Good. Block pick. Good. Steroids are a full heal,

03:32:16 I would assume. Not going to keep a second knife on me. I think that's good for now. Where's the Where's the final lockpick? Have I passed by that a bunch of times and not noticed? [music] We must not. We just We haven't come across it yet. To the level two door.

03:32:57 I don't think we've gotten a year yet. What's crazy to me is in the cutscene in the hotel at the very beginning, Grace answers a phone call on like a very obvious kind of like 2012ish cell phone. Like it still has a keypad

03:33:20 on it, but in RE6 like their telephones evolved to just be cubes. Like Ada answered every call on like a a little cube. So I don't understand the the technology development. Oh yeah, I'll I'll suck. Subject 171 is blind. Okay. Tried

03:34:09 touching her hair. No reaction. Uh tried asking about blood. She did not know. T- virus. Rapid generation. Yep. Tumor. Blister heads. Hemolytic poison. Otherwise, the head must be destroyed. We know that already. Well, I mean, this dude's coming to life

03:34:38 for sure. Star, star. That is This must be it. >> Well, that's a cheat. That's I could have figured that out. I could have used my brain for that one. Star, star, moon. But the braille is still visible. >> I can't tell which buttons which. >> Well, just start pressing

03:35:03 >> braille. So, my only reason for saving the kid is so that she can >> They look just like >> touch buttons for me. Um, in a note we found in the office where we ran back into Gideon, uh, he has a journal that says Master

03:35:38 Spencer. So, I'm assuming it's Oswell Spencer. >> I'm going to borrow this. I'm assuming Gideon is like a read that >> was on the same team as Wesker was way back in the day and is continuing Wesker's work on human evolution projects

03:36:04 except instead of Oraoros it's Elpus whatever that is. Okay, we have level three now. Yeah, we do. which means Oh my god. Where's the Where's the band going? L piss. You think if I join this line they won't

03:36:40 notice? Raw. Yeah. Raw. Raw. You guys catch the the raw the game last night? Raw bash. Thank you. Was this little girl dimension? Yeah, it

03:37:07 was. Yeah. Yeah. >> Shove and bounce. >> Run. My top speed is incredible. I truly am Barry Allen, the fastest the fastest man alive.

03:37:49 No need. No need. Level three. Done. Save because this girl is going to trigger something to happen. My spidey senses do tingle. I'll never not suck up some free blood, though. Nothing. You got it.

03:38:23 Boom. Hey, why did they put you in there? >> I don't know. I've always been here. >> Do you mind if I come in? >> I don't mind. I so um

03:39:06 [laughter] sorry. Uh I'm with the police. >> Police? Yes. I'd like you to come with me. Why? >> Probably cuz you've been locked up in this research dungeon. >> What's your name? Emily.

03:39:28 Emily, you like >> Emily and Grace? >> Yeah. >> We're about three girls away from creating a sorority. >> Need something for me. Please, I really need your help. Um,

03:39:44 okay. Thank you. >> She is extremely well adjusted for being inside. I'll take >> super prison. >> There are steps. How about I carry you? >> Can we just strap her to our back? Oh my god.

03:40:18 >> You want me to read? >> Uh there's some buttons with uh bra. I can't save. That's not good. >> Can you read them and then uh push the buttons in this order? Star, star, moon, sun. >> Um, sure. [snorts] Thanks. Uh, thank you.

03:40:45 >> You can set her down on the sofa in the guard office while you do what you need to. She just kind of hangs out. She just lowkey chill like that. Sit. I'll be right back. Should you just chill like that? Uh, depends which giant guy you're

03:41:16 referring to. Bash, we've killed Leon killed the girl at the beginning. super huge fat guy is still wandering around somewhere. And then Gideon is also wandering around somewhere, I think. Super huge fat guy seems like seems like a new game plus kill situation.

03:41:46 We need her to go to security manager's office. Is that where we came from? I think so. I have to keep it together. >> Right, Emily? We're about to hit this place with some crazy ass [ __ ] moves. [screaming] Oh, come on.

03:42:15 I'm pulling an I'm pulling an F1 line and you're going to hit me with that. Oh no. [groaning] Bob and weave. Where was the puzzle box? Puzzle box in here. I thank God. >> Get to grabbing.

03:42:47 >> Here it is. [panting] >> You think you can read it? >> I can try. It's like a giant puzzle box. >> Now, stay here, Emily. You handle this. I obviously do not know Braille. >> Is it Would would it take more than 5

03:43:20 seconds to do this? Like the fact that she's not done? Yeah. Can I go back to the item box and get my second pistol? Push. I got this. >> [groaning] >> You think I can just slap her with the

03:44:16 infinite RPG? >> [snorts] [groaning] [groaning] >> How come zombies only have bullets? >> No, not already. Ooh. This is no bueno

03:45:15 with a capital buane. Yoinks. Well, as we know from past experience, I'm not sure these guys like anything but the hemolytic converter, which I do not have. >> Grace. >> Oh, hell yeah.

03:45:47 [panting] >> Come here. Come here. >> I found this. What? Emily, finally. Thank you. >> You're part of the team. Hell no. >> Emily, [screaming] >> now that looked a lot like [screaming]

03:46:18 me. Help. >> Carl, lock in. >> I thought that thing was dead. >> Oh god, you're not even going to give me an item box. Oh god, I'm not running all the way back there.

03:46:51 We're going in. This is all my fault. I can't just leave her. Get down there. Now we're going to drop in. Hard cut. Leon wakes up. Here it is. Boom. Why are you here?

03:47:52 Is it for me or for her? We can talk. Right. >> I was actually just driving up the road and I saw you carrying a woman. I don't even know who you are. >> Or we can begin your treatment.

03:48:25 Sign the treatment. I hope you're an investigator, right? We'll investigate. >> No, don't don't cut off my shirt and expose my rippling abs. Please don't. This >> where I conduct my research. Yes.

03:49:07 are the answers to your disease here. Yes. >> You know, I do have a question. When's the last time you brush your teeth? Do you see that? Like he has like a snake tongue. >> [snorts] >> You

03:49:49 are an ignorant fool. Do you believe in human evolution? I have devoted my life to studying it while you have devoted your life to failure. >> You didn't search him for knives before you tied him up.

03:50:31 You're a dead man walking. >> Hey, can you hear me? >> Leon, I've been trying to reach you. >> Sorry, I was a little tied up. >> Did you go to ask for >> the floor plan? Yeah, sending it now. >> Also, Hunigan, can you send Chris Redfield, Jill Valentine,

03:50:52 >> Claire Redfield, uh, Cheva? >> Bat crazy. Uh, Zoe, >> make my way to his office. >> Rose Winters, can you just converge them all? Ada Wong, get them all here right now. >> FBI.

03:51:08 >> Yeah. Grace Ashcraftoft. Victor kidnapped her. >> What? Why? >> I don't know. I intend to find out. >> Yeah. Send in Doug. Let me get some Doug in here. He's He'd have this [ __ ] solved. Second one.

03:51:48 Oh, that was a one-way trip. What the hell? I assume that's hunting. It sounds like Huntan. If they send Rose, then uh Emily and Rose can be friends. Oh my god, this is [ __ ] We got Jimmy Neutron brain blasting over here.

03:52:17 I see shotgun shells. >> [groaning] >> Thanks. >> Hope I'm on next. I got to get right through that. I think [groaning] [groaning] I kind of thought he would pop up onto

03:53:13 the edge instead of grabbing a bar from the ladder. He's like over here. There he is. I guess let's just see if we can kill him. [screaming] You fell out. [groaning]

03:54:09 >> [groaning] [groaning and screaming] >> Oh, [ __ ] [groaning] Be free. Oh [ __ ] [screaming] [groaning]

03:55:10 Feel like this dude's probably not liking anything but shotgun shells. >> [groaning] [screaming] [groaning] >> How do we stagger so easily the first time?

03:55:42 >> Can I do a Dark Souls drop down shot? [groaning] [screaming] Come on. >> Oh, I can. Hell yeah. [groaning] [groaning] Is this death or is this upgrade?

03:56:26 >> See like that. >> Sorry, but I'm not on the menu. I feel like Can I grab this? I feel like if that was easily grabbable. Now, this would be a huge waste. But I Why would they put this here unless I could get it?

03:57:02 Like, am I crazy? Hey, you know what? [ __ ] me, I guess. Sorry for trying to be smart. I would just think a grenade would have the same concussive effect as a dude charging. Roger. Let's go ahead and uhabink.

03:58:07 Achievement unlocked. Right 60, left 40, right 80, 648. Right. I write down that it's 648. Whoa. A button to lower stairs. This is just like 7. Goodbye. I can't appreciate now that I've experienced the uh the blister heads the

03:59:10 fact that Leon just absolutely [ __ ] their head off. I'm assuming we want to just immediately head down into the hole. I can't use the item box. Oh, I guess cuz I have Resident Evil 4 inventory. That's kind of crazy how I don't I can't even save.

03:59:52 Was she reading the scary book of the monster is in the evil place? I've killed every bobblehead that I've seen, but I mean, I'm sure I've missed some. I probably should have uh if I really wanted to be,

04:00:26 you know, purposeful about it, I probably should have ran around one more time before I went down as Grace, but I would rather have the first playthrough be fun story progression. Oh my [ __ ] god. I would rather the first run through just be

04:00:46 let whatever happens naturally happen rather than sprint around trying to do it all. There are two cells if you're referring to the uh like the child's room. The second one had a hole in it. So very obviously someone has breached containment

04:01:15 already. I hope you enjoyed this game play cuz if there is a knife only run this will be the entirety of it. >> [groaning] >> Uh, stream can stay up if if you wanted to. I don't know who actually watches stream VODs, though.

04:02:00 Death four, mark it down. Let the people know I am fallible. I truly do not know if those guys are actually killable. I don't know if their purpose is that like obviously destroy the head, but it feels like Leon should be able to destroy the head instantly.

04:02:34 >> [screaming] >> I'm mostly testing out the capabilities of the axe to see if it's viable. There's quick attacks and then there's strong attacks. Can I destroy the heads without the hemolytic ejector? I can't like aim for it. That's the problem.

04:02:56 I'd love to be able to chop their head off. I guess I can't or urban. Boom. That did it. Sharpen. What other game has the sharpen mechanic? Is that does Elden Ring have

04:03:24 the sharpen? No, it's Saro. Pantry key. Big shot chef. Oh. Oh, what's that? They actually wanted you to kill the chef as Leon, but I killed it as Grace because I'm [ __ ] crazy like that. My bad. >> This place isn't. Such a shame that I'm so incredibly

04:03:46 good. His office should be upstairs. >> Oh my. What the [ __ ] That's just a Dead Rising 3 bomb. Where did he get the materials for that? What a [ __ ] shame. Herb burst their heads if you want to

04:04:46 survive. Yeah, I tried. Okay. Shotgun shells being in the room with big heads tells me. Yeah. Ha. [groaning] [screaming] Come on. One thing after another.

04:05:36 They are durable. [screaming] [groaning] I could grenade, but it feels kind of like a waste. >> [groaning and screaming] >> Come on. Come on. [screaming]

04:06:04 Can I rethrow it? No. Is there another throw? >> Surely there's another throw. I wish I could bust our heads early. kill. Come on. >> [screaming] [groaning]

04:06:59 >> I'm sorry. Every single time Come on. Great. >> [screaming] >> Yes, of course. [screaming] >> [groaning]

04:08:20 [groaning] >> Well, that ought to do it. >> Well, that's my cardio for the week. Leon is infected with something. Probably the T- virus, but hell if I know. >> Pretty sure I found Victor's private office.

04:08:58 >> Nice work. Lock it up. >> Yes, ma'am. Our current going theory is that Grace's blood >> has the cure. >> I have the IP address. Just give me a minute

04:09:15 and >> Oh my god, it is Sherry. >> Okay, hit me. >> Why is she wearing a glove? [snorts] Sherry, >> you're killing me. I found some information about her illness.

04:09:41 >> Oh, she also is infected. >> Confirm a T- virus infection. >> Oh my god. I literally called that 10 seconds ago. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> Not to mention the fact that every file has said T- virus in it. It's definitely my intelligence.

04:09:55 >> Wait, at least we're in it together, right? Her eyes are so striking. Good lord. All right. What do we got? Elvis. Elis. >> Grace. >> What happened to

04:10:18 >> do this? >> Okay, hold up. What happened to Jake Mueller's blood? Are we not Are we not I thought he turned good and he has all the super blood from Wesker. Apologies if my mic is getting bumped right now. My cat is trying to jump onto

04:10:37 my lap. [panting] Hang on. I'm coming. >> He ended RE6 saying, "I've lowered my asking price to $50." And then he drove He put sunglasses on and then he drove off. Sorry, I'm

04:11:08 giving my cat her her pet aotment so she'll leave. Don't come back. No, everyone's dead. The plan went to [ __ ] I'm the only one left. Oh my god, we need a crank again. This game is just Resident Evil one all

04:11:49 over the place. >> Why is this under the hospital? Hey, pal. [snorts] I think you need that. Oh my god. We're putting it multiple. Hello herb. I'm saving the steroids for the next

04:12:35 time I need to heal so that I can both heal and uh see. Nope. This is the second kid. Don't be fooled. the girl. What are we What are we guessing? Second girl's name is We got Emily. We got Grace already.

04:13:07 Can't be Rebecca because we already have a Rebecca. It can't be Jill. What's a modern girl name? Sarah. I'm guessing Sarah [screaming] Oh, I almost sucked up blood without having

04:13:54 too much. Gertrude would be a crazy pull. They go from Emily to Grace to Gertrude. Emily. [panting] Oh, thank goodness, [sighs] Emily. >> [snorts]

04:14:52 >> It collects things. >> I don't think it collects things. I think the kid collects things. That's the same doll that was in the kid's room. Don't you work for the FBI? How am I arriving to these conclusions first? Oh, I almost

04:15:13 I keep doing that. >> You can. >> Bad news for the Soulja Boys fans. Joint plug. >> Don't do this. >> No crank yet. >> Sometimes you got to try it. No, >> good.

04:15:40 Okay. I don't Is it here? Do I just have to dodge? Can I hide? Not again. [snorts] [groaning] [ __ ] you. Oh my [snorts] god. Yeah.

04:16:27 Thank God. Oh, I I think I hear something. I think I I think I hear something. Toolbox. Boiler room. It's the same note. Was all that was in here. That guy in the and scrap something to say boiler

04:17:32 room toolbox. Uh-oh. Not liking how many uh bodies are just kind of chilling around the area. Never a good sign. Let's go ahead and >> Oh, you going to be [ __ ] me [groaning]

04:18:45 [ __ ] Come on. Delete us. We found the safe for this. We found the code. It was cuz I right 30 and then I left. [ __ ] All right. Right 60. I wasn't even

04:19:22 close. Right 60, left 40, right 80. 648. Nope. Nope. Six. Four. Eight. Where? Oh. Oh my goodness. They put the raccoons on my map.

04:19:56 Game of the year. Game of the year right here. This is the first game that's marked the collectibles for you if we don't count x-ray glasses. Empty bottle, of course. Nope. Okay, so here's the thing. The second I pull that out, every dead

04:20:25 guy we've seen is going to immediately come to life. Okay, let's get it over with. >> That's two. How does blood help me craft anything? Hell if I know. I stopped asking questions.

04:21:06 It is as I expected. Hey, at least they let me aim while crouched. I think big lady dragged that guy out. sleep. Oh no, I am a trapped a mama mia.

04:22:32 >> [groaning] >> off the line. He's not leaking blood yet. Oh, he is. Okay, we're good. Um, yep. If I plug this in, all of these cells open, which I'm going to say it suboptimal.

04:23:17 I probably have to do it. But Misa thinks bad news bottles. No. All right, let's go do the stupid thing. Plug in here. All the cells open. Bad news bears. [groaning] Oh, this is the Yep.

04:24:28 again. >> Does she just always come here whenever I show up here? Oh, she she's hustling. Oh, yeah. No. Hey, we're we're kind of [ __ ] now. [screaming] >> Hey, you know what? I kept those steroids on me for a good purpose.

04:24:54 [groaning] Ha! Ha! [groaning] [screaming] That's right. Grace with the $1, the hypemaster officially hyping me up in one of my

04:25:30 darkest hours. Where haven't I plugged something in? I don't think I've plugged anything in over there. Down left. One hop this time. One hop this time. Cha cha. Real smooth.

04:26:05 Okay. Ah. Good evening. I will just be taking this Thank you, kind sir. >> Think of the rabbits. >> What? As he deserved. I hear him.

04:26:48 He calls to me, but where? There he is. Are these bottles not good enough to to count as the glass bottle? Oh, lockpick. >> [groaning] >> Oh [ __ ]

04:27:30 Where are you coming from? This way. Yep. This TV is Feels like something something must have happened there. But we've done this one. We haven't tried this one. I suppose we go there next. Yeah.

04:28:04 Get out of here. Guys, this looks very walkable. Where is she? Come on. Pop out. I dare you. I double dog dare you. Square socket wrench is so close to being a crank. It's so close. Have I seen anything that looks crankable or like wrenchable, I guess?

04:29:55 Oh, no. [groaning] Ooh. [ __ ] [snorts] Squeeze. I mean, truly it is. I probably shouldn't take this out while she's around.

04:30:36 I >> barely made it. Did I get her? Oh, I'm cooking her. I was cooking her. Come here. Come here. Come here.

04:31:23 I got some I got something I want you to take a look at. All right. See you later. Give me [groaning] [screaming] [groaning] Okay,

04:32:19 I am missing one of the plugs, but I'm honestly We have this one here. I'm holding one. Holy [ __ ] It's all the way down there. Okay, I'm going to leave this here. I'm going to run back. I'm going to grab this one. What can I make?

04:33:12 Uh, nothing good. We're going to leave that there. Item box right here. I probably should start crafting stuff. I'm just so I'm so afraid of consumable items. Hemolytic injector is good for grace.

04:33:49 Leon does not need it. Handgun ammo always good. I'm gonna go for the handgun ammo for now. We have to get through this and through that. So, we need two. Yeah, we need two to get the third. Collection pool. I haven't been here

04:34:47 yet. More scrap. Thank you. I feel like I should check that out. I just worry it's going to trigger something. [groaning and screaming] Shouldn't you be burning? Scram.

04:35:30 Oh, I guess that activated my second friend there. Let's just go ahead. [groaning] >> [gasps] [snorts] >> Collection pool will have okay collection pool is going to have the key

04:36:26 to open up that so that we can progress. Okay. The solution becomes clear. 14 bullets and a dream and some blood. Mhm. Mhm. You pop out right now. I swear to God. Thank goodness. This feels like the nemesis in the

04:37:33 three remake. Nemesis fight. >> Where? Oh, this terribly sorry. They would hide a raccoon down there. The incredibly secure barricade. There's no way. It's incredibly secure.

04:38:42 >> 50 blood dollars. A slurp. Ladies and gentlemen, we are forklift certified. Oh. I think this sign is telling me uh if you swim in the blood, it's actually really fun and you should do it.

04:39:33 That's the instructions I got from there. Well, how do I take a how do I take a little dip? What have I misunderstood? It is dangerous to enter the tank after drainage. Follow fall protection guidelines. Crank handle. Drainage

04:40:05 system. Current location. Joint plug. Handle on other side. How do I get there? handle. I probably have to go through the stairwell of bodies upside down. Just a hunch. Oh, also let's not miss the extremely large ultimate blades.

04:40:45 Okay, now that we're forklift certified, we can get around it. Roger, dodger. I think we can take this. No, we can't take this plug with us. That's me being stupid. [laughter] It will shut the door. going to do. Yeah. Yeah.

04:41:16 Scrap. Come on. You're just waiting for me to take these out, aren't you? Bye-bye. Terrible, terrible news. Okay, she's that way. What happened to my [ __ ] thing?

04:42:20 Here. Eat him. Come on. Okay, this is a sneak by section quite obviously. Um, I can manually change the camera perspective. I had it in third person for the horror stuff, but someone said first person would be spookier, so I

04:43:09 changed it to third or first. What does this room look like? >> [snorts] >> She is lowkey spawn camping the forklift, which is # not cool, bro. [groaning] H. Yes, of course.

04:44:28 [groaning] Bad news. She is on to us. [groaning] [screaming] [screaming] Oh my god. Well, that was an experience. Uh, rest assured, um, you not being able

04:45:18 to see anything in those sections is equally how I am experiencing the game. I am purely walking around those areas using the sound of her stomping around. I also can see absolutely nothing. Put it in reverse. Can we make steroids? No. Oh god, I really don't want to go in

04:45:54 there. >> Well, that's not fair. If you just stop moving in this, they they like clip around you. >> Excuse me, sir. Excuse me. Kindly Dang it. Get up. I'm dead for sure dead.

04:46:57 What is that? Six. Is that six or seven? Oh my god. I just said six. Seven. Holy [ __ ] You may not be able to take down the girl, but a good shot with a Molotov cocktail or the Reququum will briefly stagger her. You know what? I'm actually good. Thanks. Blast.

04:47:24 [groaning] Oh god, I really don't want to go in there. You slurp the push. Okay. Okay. Scratch that. Reverse it. Give me that Timothy Shalamé.

04:48:50 Let's go in the conga line when there's not a dude to grab me or I just shove in. No, it's never that easy. Why does every gap have a dude? H answer that riddle. >> Oh, good heavens. I like how the line stops every time he grabs me.

04:49:15 Why is happening? >> You think our boss is uh That's a lot of blood. You think our boss is at all concerned that we haven't checked in? Knife blue. Frosty concrete. Our boss thinks we're locked in. We're going to come back after at 5:00 p

04:50:10 p.m. when everyone's clocking out and we're like, "Yeah, we solved it. We [ __ ] took a couple and we just cranked that [ __ ] out. You know what? I'm only just now thinking about why is every zombie in here a dude?

04:50:57 We haven't seen any girl zombies since the hospital. Gosh, I sure hope these huge blades don't turn on. >> What? >> Fluid drainage complete. Processing will now begin. >> Processing. [ __ ] No, no, no.

04:51:32 >> Oh, yeah. Time to get my cardio in. I think big girl's going to show up potentially. They gave me a molotov. Maybe we send her through that thing. Of course, it's just a standard combat helmet. Oh my god, the Michael Jackson. Did you see that? That was Michael Jackson.

04:52:05 Please don't. Note to self, [snorts] don't do that. I'm guessing this is just outlast the uh the turn styles here. Fluid drainage complete. Processing will now begin >> processing. [ __ ] No. No. No.

04:52:49 He's going to reach me in four to seven business days. There it is. Combo Wait, wait. Yeah. See if we can get the three for one. Oh, the chili's triple dipper right here.

04:53:59 We got a two. processing complete. >> I mean, it's just that easy. >> Stopped. Finally stopped. Thank God. >> I'll tell you what, that would be a nice uh that'd be a nice exercise plan. Keep walking or else you'll instantly

04:54:30 die. What can I craft? What can I craft? Hemolytic injector. Good. But it won't free up a slot. It just uses a scrap. Where's the nearest item box? How far back we got to go? Save room over there.

04:55:03 No box. Block back. Collection pool. Box. Is that worth it just to save scrap? Not really. We're going green nerves. [groaning] Last one. Need to free Emily and get out of this place.

04:55:33 Embra. >> Uh, no. I won't be actually. Now's not the time to save. When would it not be the time to save? This is just like the evil within. >> We have every bloodborne disease in the business. Oh, look at that. Look at that tool tip.

04:56:38 A lot of blood flow out. Incredible. That is some highle knowledge. Do we have an empty injector? No. No steroids for us, unfortunately. One here. One here. So, we got to run through. Grab this one back. Grab that one. Plug in.

04:57:31 What the [ __ ] [groaning] I'm convinced. Honestly, I'm just going to [ __ ] Now's not the time for that. Okay. I will probably never actually use this when I'm supposed to. So, I'm just going to give this guy the

04:57:57 business. Unless he leave. Well, he left. So, snooze, you lose, pal. odds that she is immediately summoned the second this is removed. >> Yeah. >> Please work. >> Bye-bye.

04:58:32 Unfortunately, I am also on fire. >> [groaning] >> by my mother [ __ ] Well, now I'm going to pull this out. Okay, I got to I got to mentally process my route here. I pull this out. She immediately drops down this hole. I

04:59:17 sprint, plug them in, unlocks, girl. Probably I get a cut scene. We're going to cross our little fingers. No, the incredibly secure barricades. It's me. It's me. It's Grace. It's Grace. Calm down, Grace. Yeah. We got to get out of here.

05:00:04 I'm I'm still about 70% convinced this is a different child. >> Hold on tight. I'm scared. Why is it so loud? >> It's going to be okay. Just don't let go. >> Come on. >> Come on.

05:00:31 It's just weighing you down. >> I'm damn it. [groaning] [screaming] >> She could have definitely pulled this elevator down, but shout out Grace, are you hurt? [panting] I'm okay. [sighs and gasps] That's good.

05:01:10 Good. Emily, >> I'm not Emily. >> My name's XY97. >> What's going on? I think in her head she was trapped down there and we're rescuing her and we're like,

05:01:39 "Hey, Emily." She's like, "I'll be Emily if it means I'm out of here." >> Oh, wait. No, she had the cube. This is her. >> [screaming] >> Let's play. [screaming] >> Yeah, I think the other girl is that

05:02:20 then. The other girl is big lady. I thought now I don't I mean I don't know if this is a spoiler or not. I don't think it is now. I went into this thinking that the big thing was going to be her mom. >> Grace,

05:02:45 >> I thought that that monster was like her mom mutated, but I think it's the little girl now. >> Are you okay? Yeah. Yeah. >> Hey, [laughter] Grace. It's me, Emily. Um,

05:03:00 >> how about you? >> You need to lock the [ __ ] in right now. We got to get out of here. We probably shouldn't stay right here. >> Here. I I kept this safe for you. >> Thank you. >> [crying] >> If any harm comes to this child,

05:03:29 I will pull out the reququum. I will buy infinite ammo in the Steam store for however many dollars [snorts] and I will unleash it. Let's go. Yeah. Do you think Oh, [ __ ] Yeah. You think if I have some green juice, I could plug that in?

05:04:09 >> Hey, Emily. Um, do you maybe want to leave with me? It's not safe here. Um, >> okay. >> That's good. >> Stay here. Uh, severed hand

05:04:39 to what do I do with it? I'll never tell. Let's save. We got to plug in the whatchamacallit on the door. Is there anything I have not given a little tickle? Oh. Oh, what's that? I see. Zoom and enhance.

05:05:07 Oh, yeah. But the problem is that's in the that's in the lock box. That's a Leon thing. Attic. That's where Leon was. basement. Everything but the green herb. I think we're good. I mean, there's a lot of blood, but

05:05:30 there's not a ton I can do with it at the moment. So, apart from just crafting ammo. Probably didn't need to second save, but it's like when you type in a calculator two plus two because you you just got to make sure. It's time to scram people.

05:05:53 We're busting this joint. We did it. Finally, >> we saved the city. >> We made it. We did it. >> Then a message is going to appear on screen. It's going to say tutorial over. Prologue done. Chapter 1.

05:06:22 >> Emily, >> get [ __ ] >> I don't know. >> Well, let's just We need to keep moving. Okay, Emily. H I could go back into the hospital.

05:06:41 I could go to church. Or I could [ __ ] scram. Oh my god. >> Hey, stay right there. >> It's okay. We're not infected. >> So, you're normal? I uh I I think so.

05:07:09 >> Thank [ __ ] those things still running around. >> Who are you? >> You don't need to worry about me. >> I'm tired. >> I know. >> That's your kid. >> Uh what? Uh

05:07:26 >> this old war wound. I can't run away even if I wanted to. Can you fly this? >> Sure can. My bastard boss took the key. >> The name's Doug. >> No, I could fly us all out of here if

05:07:50 you go get it for me. >> Yeah, except this guy's given >> It's in there. >> I'd go myself, but >> this guy's giving given the red flags out the wazoo. >> Are you lying to me? >> What?

05:08:04 Have you seen the same [ __ ] I've seen? Look, lady, we're out of options here. How much longer you think any of us can survive? >> Can I go back to my room now? >> It's not safe. >> Hey, we can help each other.

05:08:19 I'll protect her. If you get the key. >> Yeah. No way, pal. >> I'll keep her safe. >> No, universe. >> I promise. If I leave this child with this man. No. No.

05:08:35 >> It's a deal. >> You have got to be [ __ ] [ __ ] me, dog. >> Oh, come on. I got you. >> How did she get into the FBI? [clears throat] >> Ready.

05:08:56 No, no, no. Come on. Got to strap you in. >> Oh. Uh, I'm Grace, by the way. Uh, this is Emily >> here. >> Thank you, Harry. >> Harry Potter. >> He's about to win Guardium Leviosa her

05:09:24 out of here while I'm inside. >> [sighs and snorts] >> Just had to make sure [panting] Please. >> Uh rules are uh play the game. No, nothing crazy yet. >> Oh, the rules what they're talking about. Uh that's just they've developed

05:10:36 their own systems of of abiding by the rules of the game. All I know is rule two is rule rule two is light. Rule five is blood. It's about as far as I've gotten. Low key kind of a fit. This is the blurriiest picture. How whoever commissioned this? I hope

05:11:04 they got a refund. What the hell is up with this stuff? Cool, I guess. Ah, yes. Of course. I often keep my valuables hidden in my fake bottle. My fake bottle of the double helix structure of DNA.

05:12:11 Does this thing not have a puzzle? Oh, rotate. Here we go. Nope. I guess not. Do I shove the double helix inside the jar? No. There are protrusions on both ends which seem like they can slot into something.

05:12:39 Also, let me add them. I'd like to plug in some DNA, please. I mean, this house cannot be this big. Oh, is it just here? Found it. Whoa. This is just like the scene in Spider-Man 1 with Tobey Maguire when he

05:13:22 gets bitten by the spider. Rule 9 will not be broken. If rule 9 is broken, we break our number one rule of not spending any money in the Steam store. And I buy infinite ammo immediately. And I [ __ ] rinse every [ __ ] in this place. Oh yeah. Let me

05:13:56 Yep. Uh-huh. Oh my god. It's actually draining sand. Game of the year. Do you think I have to legitimately wait for this to drain? Is there something in it? I mean, like, there's probably not, but I'm like kind of committed now.

05:14:44 Do I think this is good content? Probably not. But we're waiting. We're riding this out. Oh yeah. Yep. Mhm. Mhm. We've done it. And that

05:15:42 is how to waste about 90 seconds. No achievement. But I really feel like we, you know, we we stopped to smell the flowers. We uh we we I really feel like we we grew closer. Oswell Spencer. Okay.

05:16:09 The fact that they're bringing him up so much like is this just a name drop Spencer again or is he check mark Why check mark? I've done it. I check marked. Why is it checkmarked?

05:16:31 Now that's a We've added a wrinkle. That implies that other items can be checkmarked. No, I know who Spencer is. I'm saying like is he going to be come back? Like are we reviving Spencer and then fighting him? They haven't name dropped him this much. Normally they put him in

05:17:00 like a file at the end to be like, "Hey, guess what? Spencer, he made this house. He did it." But we've been seeing him consistently throughout this thing. So I'm like, are they trying to bring him back to life? Is are we do we need the blood to like resurrect him? Yeah, he died. Wesker shoved his fingers through

05:17:18 his chest, but so did the emperor, but somehow he came back. Yoink. Too heavy to open, bro. Hit the [ __ ] bench. I always for I legitimately always forget that I have a flashlight. I'm so

05:18:13 not used to just having one automatically. There is shockingly less Leon sections in this than I was expecting. So far, it's been about 80% grace. MT DNA sulka match match match match C42 lie

05:18:45 naturally. Goodbye. This is just like Billy in Outlast one. I >> found him. Why was the dude's helicopter key all the way down here? I guess the only good news is that he

05:19:08 physically can't take off unless we have this. >> Yes, Cena, that's correct. All tests have come back positive. I can confirm that she is indeed the one that we've been searching for. If all goes as planned, help us will soon be in our hands.

05:19:43 >> Eliss, >> of course. But first, I must initiate the protocol. >> I've done it. You're telling me this dude has nine levels of goggles and he can't see me very obviously sticking my head? >> I've done it.

05:20:13 I've done it. [laughter] This doesn't normally happen to the end. >> [ __ ] Uh, >> am I going where he went? I guess. Thanks for the save. >> What the hell?

05:21:05 >> Jump and evacuate immediately. All right, we're going to have to bust out some crazy ass [ __ ] moves here. What do I need this for? I don't want to waste this without knowing what it does. Is it just to get people off me? A gentle touch. Crouch, please. Excuse

05:21:42 me. Pardon me. Excuse me. >> Understood. Roger. >> Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] This is just like the hit movie The Shining. I think I've seen this on a Japanese game show once. You have every letter of hepatitis right

05:23:02 now. You have A through Z. They start adding in numbers. Why does this [ __ ] keep happening? I made it. >> Yeah, I should have just set my injector down inside and just started. You get it, >> oh my god.

05:23:56 [snorts] >> What the [ __ ] did you do? >> Oh, Grace. Grace, what's happening? >> The fact that we're getting like we're actually doing this is >> wild to me. >> It's going to get a little bumpy. >> I'm right next to you.

05:24:13 >> No, lady. I'm going to need you up front. No, >> it's okay. I'm all right. Come on. Come on. Come on. >> What do you mean you need me up front? You need an untrained woman >> in the cockpit. You can't fly a chopper yourself.

05:24:28 [music] >> Come on. >> What does it look like I'm doing? >> No [ __ ] >> Hold tight. I'm taking off. >> [screaming] >> Give me the sticks. I've got this. Get the [ __ ] off me.

05:25:13 Maybe don't give me the stairs. Actually, >> maybe that wasn't the best call. [screaming] >> Guys, I think we misjudged Harry. [gasps] Emily, [laughter] >> maybe he can be Doug.

05:25:42 That dude was giving off every red flag >> in the book. >> Grace, what's she going to do with this? >> What the [ __ ] Oh, thank god this sniper rifle was here.

05:26:23 I don't think that's how windows work. Come on, Ellie. >> Did she get stabbed or like why is why did she just have random blood on her dress? >> [ __ ] >> Did she just do a big sneeze? >> That girl just can't stay out of

05:26:55 trouble. Oh yeah, here it is. Six bullets. >> Sherry, Grace is still here. >> The FBI agent? >> Yeah, found some files on Victor's computer. She's connected to this somehow. >> Is she okay?

05:27:15 >> No, I've got it covered. >> Oh, the fact that it doesn't have zoom. Oh, it does have zoom. Sweet. Clock. Next. I am so focused on hitting head shots right now. Why is there a bomb?

05:28:13 Might be. Sorry, boss. Who are you afraid of? That guy. Why are we backing up? Oh, holy [ __ ] That [ __ ] skimmed her her ear. I promise you a million dollars is an achievement for getting her through this

05:28:54 without getting hurt. >> Okay, hold on. I can do better than that. >> Hold on. Must be time for the evening service. Hold on. >> Get away from us. >> Come on. Come on. There we go.

05:29:29 Stop backing away. One bullet left. Just like that. Fine, I'll lock in. [screaming] Hang in there, Grace. That's the chef. He ducked at the last moment.

05:30:38 She's in now. Can I slide down this thing? I feel like I should have done that earlier. All right. I mean, look at it. Look at this. Surely I can jump this. Okay. >> Excuse me. Why not? Who's building the bombs?

05:31:22 Who's building a bomb and then just like leaving it there and forgetting about it? A man of your [groaning] word. >> Oh, accidentally healed. Bud, >> how do you say your name? How do you pronounce that? >> Stay with me.

05:31:53 >> Is it jided? >> Either way, >> shout out. That 360 was for you. Where is she? >> Oh, this is Emily. Help me. I can't stop the bleeding. >> Hey. Hey, look at me. We're going to be okay.

05:32:09 Yeah. Can't stay here. That should be the way to the water treatment plant. It's our way out. Let's go. >> The fact that Grace was able to carry Emily, I feel like Leon, >> I just don't give up. could throw her a

05:32:28 football field away. >> Get her safe. Go now. >> What the hell? [screaming] Oh gosh. Is he ugly? Okay, these feel like precision. Okay,

05:33:21 mark it. Mark it down. Scoreke keepers. We snipe. We snipe now. Nice snipe now. Nice snipe now. That felt like it was on target. Uhoh. Hey man, I got something. Okay. I wanted to Okay. Okay. I just [ __ ] wasted that.

05:34:17 Is he turning these guys into these every time I blow them up? Oh my god, he's doing the thing for [ __ ] sewer, guys. Sometime one sometimes one bullet is all you need. I think we're good.

05:35:06 Are we good? Yeah, we're good. What would is what would the oneliner be? Consider your pimple popped. That was a bounding run. That was crazy. >> She was gliding. [crying] I'll get you out, Emily. >> There's got to be a way to get to the

05:35:54 surface. I feel like I can't do anything till I put her down. Anything meaningful at least. Quick, we have to find a couch. Stat. >> I'm so sorry. [panting] >> Okay.

05:36:38 Where is couch dimension? Dead end. [sighs] >> Um, >> that thing looks particularly handy. >> It's okay, Emily. Here. Rest here. >> We got to put her on the grate.

05:37:05 >> Here you go. [panting] I need to keep you safe. Okay. We had nothing nothing better we could have done. This is criminal. Surely there had to be something soft somewhere.

05:37:27 Okay. Okay. Restart three distribution power units. Didn't we already do three power things already? Wasn't that the whole last part? Hand check mark. What does check mark mean? Does check mark mean we can throw away? Oh,

05:37:56 I'm not going to toss them yet. But why is the hourglass checkarked? All we did is flip it upside down. We didn't like use it in a puzzle or anything. A mystery. A modernday mystery.

05:38:24 Let's load up. Let's load up the bad boy. Where is she? Okay. I'm surprised we haven't found our next uh our next parlor room. I'm still confused. Did she get stabbed? Open the hatch on the girl.

05:39:22 You're telling me she has a hatch inside her? All right. Okay. Well, that's obviously a that's a weapon. Okay. Activate knowledge. >> Insufficient power. Reset the power distribution units on the lower floor.

05:39:54 >> Got to get the power wrong. It's my only chance. The fact that it's giving me so much reququum ammo tells me that the game the game probably intends for me to use that right now. But what am I, a [ __ ]

05:40:42 Why is it stiff? We have to find our state sanctioned WD40. [screaming] The molotov seems incredibly unhelpful given that I can then not run through

05:41:19 pasture. It It covers the ground and fire. All right, we're pulling it out. We got the big gun. Mhm. There has to be a way to kill that thing. >> Oh, I got to hit the button.

05:42:09 >> I haven't allowed myself to comprehend how this works yet. >> Insufficient power. Reset the power distribution units on the lower floor. Got to get the power on. It's my only chance. >> All right. Let's activate

05:42:39 shoulder removal simulator. Now, here's the other thing. Here's what you also have to think about. The game I'm going to pause it actually. The game has to plan for the stupidest person in the game to have made it to this point. Meaning, they have to think that I've already used a

05:42:59 bunch of the Reququium ammo, so it can't expect me to need a lot. Oh, can also just blast or not. We are putting it in reverse. [groaning] This is very much like the arena you fight Birkin in in two. Why is this so stiff?

05:43:57 >> Mhm. >> Lock. Lock. Lock. That was an achievement, by the way. Control room has one. >> No lever. No lever. >> There has to be one somewhere. >> That would be logical.

05:44:46 Oh, guys, we [ __ ] got it. We're cranking. >> [screaming and groaning] >> Oh, the [ __ ] Squeeze me. [groaning and screaming] I just need a mighty morphin moment of your time,

05:45:33 please. Come on. >> [groaning and screaming] >> Two to go. Unironically, I think a uh a baseball cap with like crank it on it or [laughter] something would be really funny.

05:46:39 Only one more. What about What about a shirt that looks like it comes from uh >> restored? >> Oh, what's that? What's the store that has the pyramid? The really outdoorsy store. The name is totally eluding me.

05:47:25 >> They should open the hatch. I need to hurry. >> Bass Pro Shops. A shirt that looks like it would be sold at Bass Pro Shops. And instead of fish fear me, it says cranks fear me. And it has a picture of a crank, but like it looks like a fish. stairs backwards.

05:48:21 Am I [ __ ] stupid? I am. I think I have a directional incapability. Am I Where am I going? Elevator. Elevator. Elevator. Got it.

05:49:14 Elevator here. Elevator here. Elevator there. How elevate? How get there? That way. So this way uh am I going for the 100% straightaway in the sense that all roads lead to Rome

05:49:48 like eventually assuming it is like every other Resident Evil. This playthrough will unlock higher levels for the future and so therefore too. I'm not like collecting any collectible that I don't know about. I'm getting all the raccoons that I'm seeing, but if I miss one, I miss one.

05:50:09 >> Come on, open. [groaning and screaming] This game really loves eyeballs falling out of the sockets. Finally. [snorts] No treasure. What the heck? Didn't mean to press that.

05:51:08 Emily, please be okay. Emily, it's me. Have we? >> She's a [ __ ] Jonner, bro. >> Oh no. Wake up. Come on. Oh [ __ ] [panting] Oh no. [gasps] Emily. 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 6 7 8

05:51:47 9 20 3 4 25 29 30. Come on, Emily. >> Two rescue breaths. Back to it. Yep. >> I'm CPR certified. >> Wake up, Emily. >> [panting and laughter] >> Come on.

05:52:10 >> Where's Leon? >> He was like 10 seconds behind us. >> Come on. [laughter] >> [gasps] >> I failed you. >> We got to We got to It's me. I'm right here. Are you okay?

05:52:55 You okay? [screaming] >> Uhoh. >> [screaming] [crying] [screaming] [groaning] [screaming]

05:53:28 >> family. Emily. [groaning] Emily. [screaming] No. No. No. No. No. No. [laughter] No. No. That's Emily. It's Emily. >> I'm sorry.

05:53:55 >> Are you Emily? >> I can't unim. I have to do this. The game is not my game. Please stop me. Please stop me. >> My feet were [ __ ] planted. me. >> I wanted to save her. >> You don't understand.

05:54:32 >> No, I never would have escaped without her. [panting] This is all my fault again. >> Look, I get it. Trust me, I get it. But we're still alive. We have to keep going. Watch it. It just slips down the sewer grate.

05:55:00 >> Grace, We're so sweaty. Alpus is within reach. Grace, >> I'd like you to come with me. >> Come with you. >> Well, you feel lost, but you're not. You're exactly where you need to be. Oh my god, it's

05:56:29 Wesker. >> I've been waiting for you, Grace. >> No. [ __ ] Is it really? >> Who are you? >> Raccoon City. You're the reason for its destruction, but you're also the key to building a brave new world.

05:56:54 >> Is this not the the Wesker voice actor for four? >> Peace. >> Let us show you your true purpose. Why the [ __ ] is Wesker like Yakuza dripped out? Okay, here's my guess. I'm going to make this

05:57:22 guess and then I'm going to take like 30 seconds and go to the bathroom. I'm calling this right now. I think that's Oswell Spencer in a clone of Wesker's body because there was a bunch of Wesker children. I think they cloned Wesker. They put Oswell's brain or something into a junior Wesker. And for

05:57:46 some reason, Oswell Spencer, the 80year-old man, decides to dress [ __ ] dripped the hell out. I'm going to take 30 seconds and go to the bathroom or else I will piss my pants and then I'll be right back. Okay, we're back. We're going to go ahead and lock in a

05:59:20 fourth save slot for that. the hit character Cherald Berken. What happened to her regen powers? >> Good timing. >> Did you find anything on Elus? Leon said, "Fuck them." >> Nothing on the servers at the CIA or the Pentagon.

06:00:13 >> Maybe we need to hire clearance. >> I requested one. >> And I was told to shut down the investigation. >> What? Why? They didn't say. >> Orders from on high. >> Look, we don't need you taking a hit for

06:00:29 this. I'll just go it alone. >> We're in this together till the end. I've always been good at working in the shadows. >> Just don't do anything too risky. Yeah. >> Me never. God, I [ __ ]

06:00:56 >> Yeah, he can shift with just his hand. >> That's the power of the >> whatever this car is. We're back. Raccoon City. It did get nuked. That's why there's the huge [ __ ] crater. You'd think the buildings would have

06:01:29 gotten blown down, but that's the power of heavy metal construction. I'll also remind you there was a 12 foot tall dude in a mask with a rocket launcher running around here for a while. >> Well, the road's gone.

06:01:49 Have to find another way around. >> All right, I'll leave that to you. I think I found a clue as to where they might be. Some coordinates on Victor's computer. >> Got it. Thanks. >> Right in the center of Raccoon City. Where is

06:02:14 Aydah Wong? If she is not in this game to say hi to Leon, what are we even doing? Why can I come down here if there's nothing down there? >> It's like time stopped here. If not for Umbrella, it could have just been a

06:03:04 normal city. >> Yeah. Now it's nothing but ash and memories. Need a key to unlock it. Whoa. These are the crates that Nemesis dropped. Okay, hold on. Hold on. This is a hotel reception

06:04:18 in Raccoon City that got bombed 20 years ago. They had met injector technology back then or did someone put this here after Also, is there a spider? There has to be a spider. Look at this. This is so spider. It's crazy.

06:05:05 Holy [ __ ] The question is, is that unique in its largeness or are there a bunch? Like is this black tiger too or is this junior I also don't I don't know if I can

06:06:19 this feels like stor Like I don't know if I should be trying to fight this thing yet. All right. No way. Okay. No, that is that is the big one. Bye. Someone call the exterminator. This feels like it should be openable. I

06:08:05 like me personally, I'm diving out this [ __ ] and I'm leaving. Oh, how was I how was I ever going to dodge that in time? >> You're real fast. You know that almost like is it recquum time? [groaning and screaming]

06:08:44 Oh, you see that ladder right there? Are we thinking what I'm thinking? Cuz if you ain't thinking what I'm thinking, you got to get thinking. [groaning] I can do a drop drop drop. But then I realized that the thing is

06:09:09 climb over the walls. I'm not the guy to try that little number on. Little face down up. I see you. I see you, Mr. Spider. Come on. Where are you? Good lord.

06:10:05 Okay. Ah, ragd doll is That's the second time it's given me rifle. I feel like I need to shoot the big things on the butt. [groaning] I'm surprised it hasn't uh summoned babies. That feels like a very natural

06:11:12 evolution to this fight. Let's do a test shot with this thing. I would like to stun it first, though. Haven't you had enough? I don't have time to test some troops. Come through here. Come through here. Come on.

06:12:24 Where is it? Oh, my god. I feel like that was not nearly deep enough. Oh, I miss our raccoon city hospitality. Yeah, Sherry. Uh there's [ __ ] huge spiders I'm going to need.

06:14:02 Yeah, send uh send everybody we got. Now, this game has had a lot of RE1 from it. So, are we going to see Hunters again? That's my next question. We've had Crimson Heads, which is RE1 in [clears throat] the mansion. Then you go to the guard house, spiders.

06:14:37 Next up is you come back to the to the mansion. What's in the mansion? Hunters. I feel like hunters are coming if I'm using Leo Nog. Okay, Sherry, I've hit the barricade. Looks like someone else was here first, and they were planning on busting their way in.

06:15:27 No way around. >> The Army Corps of Engineers erected it to seal the city. It goes on for miles. Guess the only way in is through then. Now, video game logic wants me to shoot it, but I know that technically C4 does not detonate unless there's an electrical current. But

06:15:58 logic tells me I should be able to shoot it. Now, whose camp is this? Why would you spread your detonator into three parts in three different places? Sure. There's an old BSAA camp here. Place is trashed.

06:16:41 Looks like they left in a hurry. >> What were the BSAA doing in Raccoon City? >> This laptop is property of Chris Redfield. >> The computer's not locked. They were also headed to the center of Raccoon City.

06:17:03 >> Interesting, too. >> That reminds me, I dug a little deeper in the Pentagon's database, and I noticed something's missing. >> What's that? >> There's no record of anyone ordering the missile strike on Raccoon City. Well,

06:17:20 >> if not them, then who? We haven't triggered the alarm. It looks like your campaign to make the DSO stand down really didn't work. Zeno, >> I'll leave this matter to you then. >> Zeno H. Whoa.

06:17:56 A device that records combat data. Credits earned from kills can be used at a supply box. Holy [ __ ] What the hell is this? They said [ __ ] the merchant. We got Amazon. Holy [ __ ] That's crazy.

06:18:59 This is so incredibly clearable. Bomb. Okay, now I'm getting confused. They have only just now introduced the store. They have only just now introduced gunpowder. Is the first section truly like the grace tutorial and this section is Leon?

06:19:38 Because this is crazy to add this in. Where are all the bodies? >> However far we are through it. I'd like a melee attack, please, if you'd be so kind. Thank you. Let's use more. [groaning]

06:21:08 >> [groaning] [groaning] >> No idea how I did that, by the way. Uh, this is on classic modern difficulty. So, not the easiest difficulty and um not the hardest that they give you at the start. The hardest moves are saves

06:21:40 to have ink ribbons and that sounded not fun. So, I didn't do that. Oh my god, look at his arms. How did he throw rebar? All right. Buster. [groaning] >> The fact that instead of grabbing the

06:22:35 ledge, he grabs the rung. Now, logic dictates we go up, but my soul wants to go down. >> Now there are two of them. [groaning] That ragd doll is nuts. We are out of noodles. I regret to inform you.

06:23:42 I don't like that he can chuck that so easy with very little telegraph. [groaning] What the [ __ ] >> [groaning] >> Get off me. [clears throat] Okay, I do think he tried to dig out,

06:24:31 which is crazy. Who made their spears? Uh, all 937 out of Wesker clones. One of them has a lovely blacksmithing shop. One is a home shaft. Heat. Heat.

06:25:39 Oh, this guy's just [ __ ] chucking rebar, bro. I can see what's beneath that. There's no rebar there. All right. Uh, rebar guys not in my top 10. I don't think I'll be giving them a

06:26:20 call. Which character would be the best cook? Margarite. Now, see, I'm going to come in with a sleeper pick here. I bet Barry I bet Barry could [ __ ] cook up some mean like chili. That dude's got some secrets we haven't seen.

06:26:54 >> [groaning] >> Barry Barry instantly throws out a you could have become a Jill sandwich which means his brain it's always on food. This place is overrun with zombies. >> What? That's impossible. They should have all been wiped out by the missile. >> Yeah, they should have.

06:27:32 What's the point of this? Ladder. Ladder. Yeah, I don't know why I tried that. >> Yeah, Barry has his hostage family he drops the picture of. There should be a part for the detonator somewhere around here. >> Thanks for telling me, Leon.

06:28:21 >> I would have forgore. It's probably in this incredibly brightly colored box next to all the dull gray ones. Oh my god, it's a GPU. Sherry, found the distributor. Two more parts and I can jerryrig the detonator for that gate.

06:28:43 >> Great. Can you see any more from your position? >> Mhm. Mhm. Another BSAA cam. That should have the signal receiver. Mhm. What the [ __ ] is this? I didn't even say anything about that one. Relay's over there, huh?

06:29:08 That should be a fun trip. Got the location for those parts. Going to collect them now. Okay, >> I'll look into the PSAA in the meantime. >> He thinks we got to visit the the supertore. Google, let me buy a gun. Okay, we got the CAT 40 from Black Ops

06:29:47 2. Body armor, ammo, lame. Case upgrade possible. Let's see. There's a little bar right there on power that I assume is like the max amount of power it can have with tuneups.

06:30:30 Razor sharp, highly durable. The fact that I can sharpen it, I don't really care about the durability. I am getting my ass beat, but body armor feels like the coward's way out. But I don't have an item box, I don't think. Yeah, Leon doesn't get an item

06:30:56 box. Mama mia. What's this power look like? I think alligator snapper is slightly higher than this one. I'm upgrading inventory and you can't stop me. I don't care about SMGs and I'm upgrading my knife and you can't

06:31:30 stop me. The fact that I always have the knife on me. Me likey. Incomplete bomb. Gas station door. Ammo.

06:32:15 Ammo. door. It's locked from the other side. Okay. Am I going to have to travel along the highway? The answer, probably not. I'm probably just stupid. [panting]

06:32:56 Boing. Fragile. Must be Italian. Bullet for a hand grenade. Not a good trade. Don't like it. He's got bad knees. How are we on this? Auto sort hold.

06:33:51 Boom. Oh, you hear those cracks? Yeah. He needs the uh he needs the Dark Knight Rises leg braces. tracking module. Oh, that's just money. That's just free money.

06:34:45 I heard you. You son of a [ __ ] Hitting him with the hitting him with the liver shot from the back is crazy. So now don't Okay, call me crazy. Could I not just get whatever this battery is and find some random wire and then just make a circuit and blow up all the C4? Is this guy still in action?

06:35:56 No. Oh my god. Oh, we have Gilderoy Leap Rebar up there. Come on. Heat. Heat. What happened to rebar guy? But should be interesting.

06:38:04 Good. [groaning] Your head. >> [groaning] >> had to stunt on him a little bit. Ah, I found a gal. A nice gal is what Leon needs. >> [groaning]

06:39:31 >> Fire. I don't think I have heals left. Oh, I have green herbs. I'm all out of my med injectors. That was only Where's Fuse 2? And who was flickering the lights? Now that leads back up. The only way to defeat me is you have to

06:41:09 bounce on it crazy style. That was my No Ferraratu impression. This all right. I'll be honest. This box was so big. I was hype. This is so disappointing. Okay. Okay. Okay. And then melee kick. And then go back into the second one.

06:42:04 And then melee kick. And I'm dead. Damn it. Damn it. I've been banned from Daven Busters. Let's get the triple green. Am I Am I crazy or are there absolutely zero red herbs? The question you really have to ask

06:43:01 yourself is, have you ever seen me and no Ferratu in the same room together? Because if not, you got to really start asking yourself the the hard questions. Okay. Am I absolutely blasted? Do I have to go through there?

06:43:55 [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm selling it. I'm selling Where's yellow paint guy when you need him? Oh yeah. I cannot imagine trying to do Leon in first person. All the spinning. Oh, guys.

06:44:55 A slot for a what? Now, call me crazy, but this is the most boss arena I've ever seen. up. [groaning] Oh my god, he went 12,000 ft. One, two, melee attack

06:46:19 and then back into this. A one, a two, and it's free. [ __ ] my hatchet. Oh, come on, lady. Come on. I got something I want to tell you. [screaming] Spin around. Spin around. Spin around.

06:47:46 >> [screaming] >> Okay. Probably could have used that on that guy, but okay. Hey, but you know what? We got him. You got to be [ __ ] me. Is that seven?

06:48:50 Nine. I thought I was at six. Now I'm Now I'm overestimating myself. Okay, we need Crank. I mean, by Crank, I mean Valve. We need the HIT company owned by Gabe Newle. RPD was in the trailers, so I assume

06:49:44 >> [groaning] >> Uh, I tend to turn off ray tracing because the second I had ray tracing on my performance like exploded. I also have all of the DLSS off just because I don't like fake frames. [ __ ] It's not going as well this time.

06:50:40 You know what? I'm using that barrel. Come here. [groaning] No, that guy. Not that guy. Why would I chuck my bomb at the small guy? Heat. Heat.

06:51:58 Okay. Punishment for killing you last time is instant death. I will not throw this at you. Sprint over. Kill you. Turn around. shotgun to not [ __ ] shoot you. But bro, I was like 23 health. That was

06:52:40 that was [ __ ] nuts. All right, [sighs and gasps] I am officially locking in. I'm sitting up straight. I was slouching before. I will not allow my honor to be absolutely disintegrated on camera. Heat. Heat.

06:54:25 Broke my damn hatchet. Heat. Heat. Eat this. Who's left? Oh, this guy [groaning] more. [groaning and screaming] You will be killed by the same weapon

06:55:44 your brethren used. Now, see kids, all it takes is to say that you're locking in and then you can do it. You can do anything. >> I'll need some kind of bridge to get over there. >> All right, pal. I get that we're old

06:56:11 now. We could clear that like it's nothing. I am locked out. I'm officially out. So, the gamer uh is is recharging. Oh, I know what I have to do. I got to [ __ ] I got a full crank. little secret treasures. This is just

06:56:59 like Hollow Night. 100% forgot what I was even doing. I was just operating on pure hold the W key. The fact that that entire section was to find a battery to unlock the way forwards to get the other two parts of the diffuser to blow the way forwards into whatever that place is.

06:58:17 Now, this is not a good sign. Imagine we just signed Chris Redfield's body. Encountered three infected and eliminated them. That's correct, sir. Do we proceed? So, the rumors are true? >> What rumors? >> The missile isn't just about stopping

06:59:03 the spread. >> Don't be ridiculous. >> Affirmative. Listen up. Our objective hasn't changed. We rendevu with the advanced party in the center of Raccoon City, then head for Ark. Our mission is to retrieve Elpus. Move out. They'll piss

06:59:36 down. >> This is 100% western. >> Where is he? I'm [ __ ] blind here. I've got my [ __ ] leg. Get covered. Get covered. >> Please help me. >> Yep. >> Holy [ __ ]

07:00:05 I got bad news for you. The game was rigged from the start. I thought I had a [snorts] short fuse. What are we doing here? >> All in good time. You'll see. modern age Tokyo Yakuza Wesker is not something I expected to come from this. Sorry about that.

07:01:05 The BSAA container key. Motorcycle repair kit. Sniper rifles. Sniper rifles attachment. Damn, they brought in the big guns. Let's go visit camp and get some upgrades going. >> Send some footage your way. Sherry, >> what the hell?

07:01:49 >> The guy at the end, white suit. Can you find anything on him? >> Yeah, hold on. >> The database is coming up empty. So there are ghosts involved with Elvis too. I would like to reach upgrades please. How did that guy Is that guy super sonic

07:02:28 hearing? Was it my sprinting? No. No. It must be that the game is wrong. I did not die again. I successfully locked in. If I say I'm locking in, I'm locking in. I would never lie to you. I did also say that I'm locking out though, so don't expect anything good.

07:03:05 You did miss Zeno aka hipster Wesker uh [ __ ] disintegrating some dudes. There's no power. Oh, gas can. >> Got to fill this up. >> I know what's wrong with it. Ain't got no gas in it.

07:03:42 Let me guess. Be the town lumberjack. anymore. Was that everyone you had? Oh, heavens. Oh god. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. I refuse to die. Oh my god. Let me have control, please. Now, me personally, uh, if I walk into flames, I'm running up and dying.

07:05:19 Call me out of the ordinary here. Okay. Now's not the time for that, but I need enough [ __ ] fuel. Who am I fighting? Oh, that guy. Sweet ass helmet.

07:06:36 Kind of looks like the Joker who laughs. The bathroom. William. I want whatever that is. Hey, we're spilling some. All right. Is it worth it to try to grab that? Logically, of course not.

07:08:01 But like, what if it's really freaking cool? worth. Sure. He thought he could get away. He thought I wouldn't notice. Poor guy. >> [groaning]

07:09:28 >> So uncivilized. The existence of the Mr. Raccoon statues implies one of two things. Either the creators of the statues imbued them with enough power and durability that they survived a bomb or Wesker Jr.

07:10:04 is planting them for some reason. Either option is equally unlikely. container this way. But where? I still want to go back and upgrade. I just keep getting drawn. Why is this Why was the music ramping up like I was

07:11:10 uncovering something horrible? I know what'll fix it, man. And they say tech support's hard. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Whoa. Uh yeah. Well, now we got to we for sure got to

07:11:50 head back and upgrade. Central camp. Here I come. Not worth it. I'm leaving. Pop this trunk though. Now, here's the problem is that I already have a sniper. So, do I sell the other one? Can I sell

07:12:38 them? Well, before we do anything horrific and terrible, go ahead and pop a save down. A cool a crisp 40k. Okay. A cell. Yes. Now, what are the stats on these two? I

07:13:20 wonder. I would inherently think Oh, interesting. This one is worse. Obviously, it shoots faster. Damage per shot is limited. I'll be honest, this thing looks [ __ ] rad. Nothing else in this game matters other than damage. You can shoot as slow

07:13:43 as you want, so I'm not using it. Let's see. Body armor probably need given that I'm getting absolutely shreked out there. As cool as this is, because it is cool as as [ __ ] I do think we will be getting rid of

07:14:09 this purely for damage per shot. Uh, I honestly don't know if I'll ever use a submachine gun if I'm being hund with you. How much space does it take up? Six slots. Yep.

07:14:45 Bye-bye. And machine gun ammo. Bye-bye. If you tell me that's the best gun in the game now, I don't care. I will not listen. I will not accept. We probably want to tune up honestly. Hatchet level two. Kind of crazy. I think we go body armor level two. Max

07:15:18 that out. Why not? I don't care about that. I don't care about quicker aim. I want bullet do good. I don't care about any of that. How about you? Scatter shot reload speed. I'll take more damage there.

07:15:51 Double time damage. Was there anything? Oh, power here. Does this have a power one? Yep. Oh, and 5K. And I'm at 5K. What about this one? Sniper or Reququum? Or do I just max the pistol out? The consensus says sniper. I am nothing if not a sheep.

07:16:43 Let's get back out there. I'll contain them. I think I have the key for this. [laughter] Yeah. Beautiful. Just need to get through that gate. Oh yeah. What's the repair kit for then?

07:17:36 Do I just need that in my inventory for later? I guess gas powered generator. That's the bomb. Let's go this way. That was a [ __ ] long shot. Holy [ __ ] Feels [screaming]

07:19:22 like the next big fight has to be is Zeno the final boss or is Zeno know the second to last boss like is the is Goldtooth [snorts] the true mastermind or is there a secret more mastermind Huge crate. Little tiny items. No jump in.

07:20:20 Was the only Okay, now I was like, was the only purpose in here to get four items? Oh, [groaning and screaming] behind the back. Oh my god, there's not even an alligator left to say see you to.

07:21:13 Goodbye, Belle. Enjoy your dinner. I hope it is lovely and delicious. I had a Wendy's breakfast sandwich at 10:00 a.m. and I am powering through. I fall down a ladder. I open a door. Another ladder. I never jump down a ladder before I

07:22:08 check the other possible way. And what am I rewarded with? Obviously a circle. Oh, herb. Don't jump. Don't do it. I thought that was a way higher jump. Oh no. [groaning]

07:23:13 Oh no. [screaming] He thinks it's Jober. [groaning] Don't worry. Let me just pause time. Let me go ahead and uh juice up right quick. >> [groaning] >> You should assemble uh the entire rule

07:24:25 book into a fairly odd parentsesque large pink book that says the rules on the front. You son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh no, they're back. I guess this was just a fun detour. Half the time I I don't even know where I came from. I think I came from up there.

07:25:28 So, logic tells me I can go through here and get out somewhere. Oh, here we go. Sweet. [groaning] >> [groaning] >> Goodbye. I don't stream. So, you know, the fact

07:26:18 that this has gone well at all, insane to me. I was incredibly nervous to do this just because uh I think most of my funny is mostly in the edit. [groaning] The problem with the nemesis corpse

07:26:58 thing is um isn't he just like a big ball of mush? Oh, and here I tried to be stealthy and that's what I get honestly. You know [groaning] when you're Leon S. Kennedy, what is stealth?

07:27:22 Yeah. Just hold on. Let me [groaning] sharpening in the axe right behind the guy. Kind of crazy. All of these great look the same. >> [groaning] >> He went down so easy.

07:28:49 He's dead. He's not. Oh, Mr. Zombie, I have a gift for you. It is death. Consider yourself blessed. Chocolate shake goes crazy. I'll tell you what though. Little little Reesei peanut butter cup on top. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. How could you forget

07:29:31 about the nose faratu impression? I just did it again for you. I'm not afraid to run it back. Some other people, they'd be they'd be scared of their bits. If I if I have a noatu impression in the bank, I'll whip it out. Am I Am I [ __ ] crazy? Have I not

07:30:13 found anything helpful in the last like 30 minutes? I've walked through this whole goddamn city. I found one piece of the detonator. How are you turning into a red head in [ __ ] TUS 9? Yep. Yep. Uh-huh. Yep. >> Uh-huh. Yep. Yep. And now I have exactly

07:30:45 one grenade for you. You will get off me immediately. [groaning] We shall pause time. We shall combine herb. We shall now use herb. We shall sharpen and we shall throw this. And now we shall run. We shall pick up.

07:31:10 We shall throw. We shall run. [groaning] We shall stab. We shall throw. [groaning] We shall run. We shall stab. I mean, it was dicey for a second, but we do nothing if not persevere.

07:31:53 If he dies here, it'll be 11. The fact that you even thought that I could die. A charm for sniper rifles increases firepower only when the scope is not equipped. Oh, that's brutal. Where is it?

07:32:22 Oh, good heavens. What's this look like? Oh god. Well, I'll do anything if it has a charm on it. All right. Holy [ __ ] We have [ __ ] moved. I have to go there.

07:32:54 What? It's fine. It's so fine. I'm not even stressed. [panting] Big street of nothing happening is giving. Some shit's about to go down. Is this

07:33:31 not Yeah, this is the start. Am I [ __ ] crazy? [panting] Have you seen my son? Is this not where we loaded in? How did I somehow loop all the way in such a large circle that I'm back at the beginning?

07:34:12 Hey, you know what? With with a chat like this backtracking, it's not so bad. If I do get lost again, I will freak out though. Did I already like explore all this? I

07:34:41 think I did. Yeah. Okay. certified Confucious moment, but we're just going to reverse it. [snorts] He said we have to blow up the uh the wall forwards in order to use

07:35:15 >> Leon. >> Okay. Sherry, >> do you still think about what happened there? >> Every day. >> Every day. >> You might even say everyday, bro. I got that Disney Channel flow.

07:35:30 >> Scaredus. Imagine Grace must feel the same right now. >> Sorry. Sorry, this isn't the time. We need to focus. >> Honestly, Belle, if there was any time to sneak a dinner in, you chose the

07:35:50 [ __ ] perfect moment cuz we were about goddamn lost for a solid 30 45. Means I can upgrade again though. 25k body armor repair. Oh, you know what? That's cheap. Honestly, I thought that'd be more med injector. I don't like to spend money on consumables, but I think I need it.

07:36:33 We've already maxed the hatchet sniper. We now have extra damage on, so we might as well extra extra damage. I don't give a hoot. Oh. Oh, well, I didn't care. But that looks pretty nice, but it's not worth it. I'm thinking we pistol max. I'm pistol

07:37:00 maxing. I'm so close. Two 200 more, [clears throat] honestly. Give me What can I sell? Two scrap. Yeah, actually. Yeah. No, it's two scrap. Boom. We've pistol maxed.

07:37:41 Okay, let's actually use our [ __ ] brain now. See, when you uh when you watch the videos, I like I cut out all this part. Like I I do this [ __ ] in all the regular games, but I'll just say, you know, walk over to Margarit's house and I'll cut out the

07:38:08 60 minutes where I accidentally looped back around the wrong way. This is where Wesker Jr. blew up all those guys. Now, there's a door there, but I am here. There is a ladder on the map. The ladder goes up there, and that just has like a

07:38:35 Oh, look at this. Three rifle ammo. What a deal. That's the gas station where we got the gas can. I'm taking you like this is the a tour of my hometown. Red door. Red door. If I go in here, I came out through there. That's when I

07:39:05 got to the city. This is where I unlocked the thing. I feel like I'm straight tripping. Oh, you know what? I don't think I went Yeah, I don't think I went upstairs here actually. Yeah. Yeah,

07:39:34 we're making progress. Yeah. Right. [groaning] Apparently these guys uh a little beefier than the average Nothing our super sniper can't take care of.

07:40:26 Although apparently our summon backup I mean, it's simply too easy if you think about it. They gone now. They gone now. The RE6 multiplayer achievements have zombies that can shoot guns. Oh my god. It was abysmal.

07:41:23 Now we simply have to crank it. Oh no. Oh no. This is a nice little al cove. I made the Resident Evil 6 video like as as short and as fast as I possibly could because like the amount of random nothing that I

07:42:07 could out of that game. Like if you like RE6, >> I nothing wrong with that. enjoy whatever you like and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. But the amount of just running to a location to do one thing to then have to run to a completely separate location.

07:42:33 Good lord. Oh my goodness. Is there only one or are there multiple? There are multiple. Let the record show. Zombies have achieved mortar abilities.

07:43:05 I can't even see the other one. Oh, he's over there. Tell me I can bank this. Trying to I literally moved my head in real life to try to see if I can see him. Yikes. Oh [ __ ]

07:43:44 Are there more? Yes. Oh, I hear another bomb zombie. [ __ ] Show me your hands. Show me your hands. Oh [ __ ] Oh my Christ. Jesus [ __ ]

07:44:57 That was I'll be honest. I'll keep it 100 100 100 100% honest with you. I alted right there. That was the alt. It's on cool down again. [groaning] Oh, hell yeah.

07:45:37 I mean, I probably should have done this before, but that'd be cool. You know what? I'm going to shoot one just for fun. Just in case there's any guys hiding up there. You know, this is tactical. There is 100% an achievement for that.

07:46:01 It's probably like clear out the entire roof without shooting a ballistic bullet. So, you have to get up there and knife a guy and then seize control of it. That's my guess. I have not looked at the achievements list at all. I'm doing this [ __ ] blind.

07:46:26 Oh, yeah. And repair kit. Oh, one more part to go. So, getting the repair kit was actually worthwhile. I really thought the repair kit would be for the motorcycle, though. Oh, I know where I'm going. Oh, you guys look so helpless.

07:47:09 It'd be a real shame if I Oh, no. Oh, that's such a shame. You guys really were doing it. I believed in you, too. Are they going to stay down there? Yeah, they probably are. They look like they're freaking out. Watching all their zombie friends get

07:47:50 [ __ ] misted in front of them probably does a number on the old psyche. Oh, a little crate. Hang on. Let me just uh take a timeout. I'm back in it. >> Sherry got the signal receiver. >> Okay, one component left.

07:48:45 By the way, I found some evidence of the Pentagon putting pressure on the BSAA. It appears the North American branch has been moving independently. >> Heard they had an internal dispute. Think it's related. >> That's all I've got. There's been an increase in government surveillance.

07:49:04 Looks like my fan base is growing. >> Some things never change. >> Watch your back. >> The pistol is permanently in first person. Uh not 100% sure that I like it. I don't like that it forces me into a different perspective, but

07:49:25 maxed out pistol. Have you considered that? The box I shot down was a crank slot. Holy [ __ ] I almost forgot. When I bought the thing, it said I could change it. Tutorials quick turning. No.

07:50:13 Yep. Yep. Yep. Let's check a assist. No. I'm doing the [ __ ] Oh, dot side perspective. God, you guys are [ __ ] I think we I think you guys are the best chat in existence. All of you individually

07:50:42 crank slot. Oh yeah. Hello. stacked hand grenade. We're quite literally saying it's stacked dummy thick hand grenade. Insert oneliner here. Holy [ __ ] Sometimes the audio is not where it

07:52:27 sounds like it is. Okay. Gas power generator. We have gas bomb. Where did that that thing drop? It dropped in here. Or did it drop in here? It had a skylight.

07:53:16 It had a chip skylark. Was it here? Oh, yeah. 5100 big ones. I call that making money moves. Okay, we're going to head back to base. We're going to pop in. We're going to do some cheeky little

07:53:58 upgrades. Yep. Yep. Yep. Uh-huh. This bad boy's maxed. This bad boy could be maxed. I feel like with the amount that I'm now using the sniper, I should probably upgrade it.

07:54:37 I don't necessarily want that. Well, we got some we got some dough left over. We got to repair our armor. I mean, we might as well while we're here. The scope is off. I have a weapon charm that increases the damage of snipers if

07:55:08 I don't have the scope on. So, we are uh straight up free balling that [ __ ] Now, that's the relay. I am fully flabbergasted about how to get there cuz I think like in my head that's past the bomb, but I have to get it to be past it.

07:55:32 I probably need the subway. I probably need this if I'm being 100 P with you. The question becomes now, can I remember how we got to the subway? Was the subway up the middle? Bye. We're still doing the boss music. I

07:56:20 don't see them though. Okay, this looks like a way. Oh, yep. This was recent. This was to get down from when we were straight blasting gas station. We did check. Check. Logistics warehouse. Gas power generator. That has to be the thing that

07:56:55 I haven't done yet. Oh. Oh. Now, see, sometimes when you think you're lost, it's actually just because there's something you haven't found. Can I just like strap this in while I'm

07:57:42 here? God damn. Okay, activate 400 IQ. We go down into the sewers. Yes, I'm with it so far. This way. Looks like we haven't gone yet. Okay.

07:58:28 Now, what if I had to guess? If I head down this way, I think it just dead ends. I don't think this goes anywhere. But I have to check because if I don't I'll lose my mind. Okay, this is big spider. Okay, anyone who joined and had didn't see the

07:58:48 big spider fight is like, "What the fuck?" But yes, that is that is big spider. Well, now the question is giant enemy spider. [laughter] Surely surely this thing will have the answers

07:59:34 to us. Did this lead to the to the loot? Yeah, that's loot. Oh, I mean the story writes itself. This led up. Okay, this is how we got backtracked.

08:00:14 This goes up to where we were. This goes back to the beginning. This goes nowhere. I feel like I'm losing my marbles a little bit. I need Leon to like start narrating what the [ __ ] I'm missing. What are these ladders? Have I

08:00:54 investigated those ladders? Oh yeah, these are just that box. This ladder. This is a fall down. I think it's just another hole to the top. Leon, warmer, colder mod. Does he just say like the red spots on the map are areas you

08:01:34 haven't accessed yet? Like I can see that that's a door and I can see that there's a ladder right there and I can see that there's the logistics warehouse. Oh, behind camp is a door. Behind camp is a door. Let's go that way.

08:02:03 is this way. Is this No, this was the lock from the other side door. [groaning] And then we went in here. But maybe now that we have the gas. Maybe now that we're cooking with gas. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

08:02:38 Now we're in the underground parking garage again. Thank God. Are you saying me think? Are you saying that I'm not thinking? I'm thinking real hard. Logistics warehouse has a generator. Subway

08:03:13 had ladders. The ladder next to the red. The ladder next to the red went up to a box. Like an item box. I'll go up there. I got nothing better to do. I'll pop on up there. We can take a gander, a little peek here.

08:04:02 So, this is the ladder next to the red ear led to this item and to my knowledge, nothing else. This door's locked from the other side, which feels like you like go in through here and then circle around. But if I go down into here, it leads to the

08:04:25 underground parking garage. What about this ladder? No, that ladder leads to there. I need like a I need the [ __ ] Elden Ring show you the direction thing. It's got to be the sewers. I got to be straight tripping, boo. It's got to be

08:04:48 the sewers. Oh, this is the logistics warehouse. Ah, okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. This feels like we're doing it. We're doing it. [panting] The gas powered generator is in here

08:05:23 somewhere. I just have to find it. Looking for something that is both gas and powered. Does somebody want to look up how to find the relay? I feel like I'm straight losing my mind. >> [groaning]

08:06:24 >> I feel like [clears throat] I have given this a firm collegiate try. I think we might have even gone for a master's [clears throat] degree in tries. There's a ladder I missed in the sewers. Herd chef. Is it in the sewers or is it here? I just need to know if I can leave or

08:07:08 not. Sir, you're not going to like this. Play it on me. What's the verd? One kill since I last came here. [sighs] Am I sewering or am I industrial? Uh, it's uh, it's not here. Is it in the

08:07:34 sewers? [snorts] Logistics warehouse. That's where I am. I'm in the logistics warehouse. That's good. The question is where was the generator? Call me three. The way we be blinding on these mice. Now, here's what's crazy to

08:08:09 me. Obviously, I am not the world's best gamer, but if I'm lost, imagine like, you know, little Johnny playing this game who has absolutely no idea what he's doing. That dude's never finding this thing.

08:08:38 A generator on the roof, you say? Roger. Dodger ladder. Oh yeah. Now I can feel the progress. Wonderful. Splendid even. We've made it. We've arrived. And we get to zipline for our troubles.

08:09:25 >> Okay, then use it. a new area. It's been 2 hours. See, now if this was a video, I would say grab the second part of the detonator and then head over and grab the third and you would have experienced absolutely none of that. yellow paint guy. He's back,

08:10:10 our old pal. Guys, I appreciate you uh suffering through me [ __ ] wandering around. The fact that anyone's still watching this after that, you guys are [ __ ] troopers. Delicious ice drinks. Have some. No

08:10:40 brand. Have some. Okay, this led this had an alternate path. Gam, they were straight [ __ ] tripping that you were gone. They couldn't remember the rules. They started saying they were going to go Lord of the Flies on me.

08:11:09 It was getting It was getting crazy. >> [panting] >> Ah, yes, Mr. Yellow Paintton. I do appreciate you lighting the way. I'll never complain about yellow paint guy again cuz if I had yellow paint guy in my corner, I would have never gotten lost.

08:12:15 >> [groaning] >> Oh, delicious ice drinks. have some. Damn it. >> Thank god this rubble fell perfectly into a bridge. Get me down there. Are we? Yeah, we're piecing this together. Oh,

08:13:09 [ __ ] $10 from Twig. Oh my goodness. [snorts] I feel morally conflicted about being financially rewarded for being lost. This is just like RE6. [groaning] >> Oh [ __ ] Well,

08:13:56 I didn't realize that was a two for one special. That one's on me. What? We're up to 11. Add it. Add a tally. Heat. Heat. [groaning] [groaning] Okay. So, there's a limit.

08:14:55 This is This is the hit classic children's board game, Icebreaker. Yeah, I I thanks. Okay, you can get shot. You can get shot. I'm not going to blow up that guy. This is a

08:15:26 two for one. If I shoot you in the head, do you still blow? No, the bomb will though. >> You can get shot. You can go. I think it's everybody. Oh, nope. My apologies, kind sir.

08:16:08 Time to find a way up. Nothing can stop me. I'm all the way up. If I had to go up, what would I do? I'd probably use these incredibly conspicuous boxes with smudges of the yellow paint guy's traces on it. Call me crazy. You're telling me I can't scramble up

08:16:35 there? Uh, okay. Uh, yep. I've clocked it. I'm learning. I'm listening and I'm learning. I hear you. >> [clears throat] >> Chem teacher. >> Okay, let's find the later parts.

08:17:45 Chem teachers are either way too serious or way too chill. And there's no in between. And I'll I'll let you guess which one of those I was. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a detonator. Picked up the relay. >> Great job. Now to get through that gate. >> Yeah. Just got to figure out how to get

08:18:10 down from there first. Wow. A whole less than a penny. I'm going to buy myself a nice with that. I appreciate any and all contributions. And don't even think you need to contribute anything. This is just for fun. I again, I'll repeat this. I didn't

08:18:48 put ads on this. If you've seen a single ad, report it. This is just a fun hangout time to celebrate the fun times we had doing a little Resident Evil. What is the What is ARS? What is that? It's also really

08:19:21 bad exchange rate. It's not Argentina, is it? Argentinian pesos. Uh yeah, zoom and enhance. I'm seeing some zombies. >> That'll get me down. >> Did I need to zoom in on that? Do I see any military guys? I see

08:20:08 Axeman. I mean, that's going to have to come down at some point. What if the center of the crater is Ethan Winters in the Yamcha pose? [groaning] Oh, there's a there's a hell of a lot of you fellas.

08:21:26 What this section of the game is very very very strongly reminding of or me of is there's a section in the evil within one. The first part is the hospital and then the second part is the city and this is very much like the city part of the evil

08:21:44 within. >> [panting] >> What the hell? Is that necessary? I have a solution to this issue and it rhymes with gum. I feel like I uh I exposed all my Resident Evil hot takes already. Also

08:23:10 before uh my five and six videos popped off way harder than any of the other videos had. And then right after six RE1 oh [ __ ] RE1 went supernova. But uh people at first at least did not like my RE 5 and six videos. They were very mad at me.

08:23:38 >> [groaning] >> here. [groaning] Oh, no. Rebar, man. >> [groaning and screaming] [groaning] >> If you like Like truly and honestly, I'm happy for you. There are so few

08:24:39 games that you actually like in your lifetime that finding one that you actually enjoy is like, [ __ ] yeah, man. But I, you know, five was not not one for me. >> [groaning] [screaming and groaning]

08:25:14 >> I've got blood. [groaning] I'm going slide mode. Now for the other side. This feels like a very conspicuous gap. Oh, the store. That's maxed. This thing's almost maxed.

08:26:38 Yep. And yep. Back into the wilderness. I haven't crafted any ammo yet. I'm also herbed out of my mind. >> [groaning and screaming] >> Mr. Rebar, you can't be doing that, man. Got to keep an eye on Mr. Rebar up

08:27:57 there. He's going to [ __ ] throw it. Oh, [ __ ] You know when you have to parry 400 lb of concrete with your knife or I guess your axe. Oh yeah, let's throw let's throw a chainsaw in the mix. Might as well. And another rebar. Why not?

08:28:39 You've read your last bar, pal. You're gone. You're gone. You know what? How about you just for the disrespect you've shown me? You're gone. A [ __ ] It's the Batman who laughs again.

08:29:08 Who's got a bomb? Drop it. Drop it. You know what? This might require a stack grenade actually. And it's that easy. My You gave it your best. I have not alted yet since I alted the

08:30:09 last time. I will I will come clean if I have to alt. Uh Ma, thank you for watching. I uh I go back and I watch the first Resident Evil video I made. And I cannot believe how

08:30:37 low energy I sound compared to the I have made it a personal mission since that video to always try to be way more energized. I still do the monotone cuz that's kind of like part of the job. That first Resident Evil video, I'm like,

08:30:53 >> "Hopefully this thing still works." >> And then we walk around and then we hit the button. Oh god. A lift section. Now what? Of course, you'll have to take the next one. [screaming]

08:31:32 Okay, so far so good. Goodbye. I don't know that shooting these guys does anything. I mean, it probably gives me, you know, like the money. You know what? There's there is almost certainly an achievement

08:32:10 for like kill everyone. Imagine if all these achievements that we're hypothesizing about don't exist. If they don't, we need to be promoted to the achievements team ASAP. Oh crap. We got the super uglies here.

08:32:41 All right. Big guns. I still make a video. I just I show me download the game and then I say I did it. This is >> when I take a week off. That was That's [ __ ] That's a

08:33:24 Kilamanjaro right there. That was crazy. That was like at least 10 dudes. Heat. Heat. >> [groaning] >> Still haven't opened. That was close. I almost did. >> [groaning]

08:34:33 >> That was kind of embarrassing. Let's go ahead and herb up. I'd rather not increase our tally if I don't have to. If you tell me I can Oh, achievement. Reach the ground using the suspended platform. Aka story aka lame. If you tell me I can earn money from

08:35:19 killing stuff and then you throw a guy at me. >> Luckily, I found a bike. >> I'm killing it. >> Make up for lost time. >> Great. You'll need it. >> It's 15 miles to the city center on the 419.

08:35:31 >> I almost I ran past the bomb. >> Bike section [ __ ] activate. What do you think Grace has been doing for 3 hours? I'm up my engine control. I thought this was a cut scene still. That's bright.

08:36:39 >> All right. Oh, no. Should make it there in no time. I can pull out a gun with infinite ammo on it. >> Just a few. Apocalypse. >> Sherry, I'm [ __ ] driving. >> Way off. What the [ __ ] He's got his own motorcycle and an RPG.

08:37:13 and the dogs. This is just like Red Dead Redemption 2. [groaning] Now see more training shoot. I hadn't figured that out yet. 9 hours into the game. Appreciate it. I stopped all the tax.

08:38:28 Imagine if there was a misdirected in this. There had to be one. So much for the direct route. Heat. Heat. Why am I not shooting up the tires? Okay, seriously, I don't give up that easy.

08:39:51 Yeah, let me just ride off the skyscraper. Did he know this second half of the building was here or was he just ready to go? No, my axe. I need that. >> [screaming and groaning] >> I put so many kill dollars into that

08:40:46 thing. >> I've had enough of you. >> This dude's only move is to choke me out. [cough] >> Come on. jousting. [screaming]

08:41:29 If you would have told me that Leon Kennedy would do a motorcycle joust that leads into a >> helmet guy falling off the motorcycle and exploding. I honestly don't think I would have I would have guessed that one.

08:42:00 Are we back to grace? Still Leon. You should be close to the coordinates. >> Yeah, looks like it. I'll take a look around then. I'll take a gander. I'll take a little peek. Yeah. How do I uh how do I pull up Clash

08:42:57 of Clans on Leon's phone? Let me get a little Clash Royale game going real quick, guys. Can't believe it's still standing. We're here. Gosh, it's just like I remember the stairs.

08:43:31 This is where in RE3 you have to shoot Brad. Imagine I open the door. Mr. X immediately inside. >> It's on you now. That was a little unnecessary. Ah, the music.

08:44:09 Oh, if they kept that was the original like the [ __ ] original original R2 music. If they kept that going. The typewriter. It's still here and it works. Oh, dang. Cherryman RPD.

08:44:36 >> It's been a while since you've been back there. >> Yeah. >> Looks like the BSAA setup HQ here. >> Abandoned. >> Not sure. Why on earth would that be here? Oh, cuz this guy set it up. Yep.

08:45:29 That [ __ ] guy. And Grace. >> So, she's in danger. >> Did Wesker Jr. like >> Sure. We found Grace. >> Say, "Grace, hold on. I got to do something real quick." >> Yeah, exactly.

08:45:45 Someone's been expecting us. Got a lock on our location. Head of there now. >> Copy that. >> Oh, that Wesker looking man. Um, so we we don't actually know yet. His name is Zeno within the game. My best guess based on information sced up through

08:46:16 walking around, which like this is [ __ ] ludicrous, but the amount of callbacks that they're doing, I think it's I think it's Oswell Spencer in a Wesker clone body. I either call that shot early and it's right or I call that shot early and it's wrong. But if it's right, let the record

08:46:38 show I'm [ __ ] him. That is Wesker son. That is Kiru Wesker. Um, excuse me. Where's my [ __ ] deis with three metals on it? That was a weird puzzle. You can say that again, man.

08:47:25 I'm I'm like 95% sure if it's not Wesker, it is the same voice actor, so they are very purposefully misleading, but I'm almost certain it is a Wesker clone of some kind. I am [ __ ] absolutely loving >> the original R2 music being put in here though.

08:48:02 The liquor hallway. Yeah, these this is this is just RE2 stuff. Oh, I heard him. There he is. How did he survive that? Especially after me sweeping through here in RE2. >> These [ __ ] >> Rest easy, officer.

08:48:58 >> Has he been here for 20 years? >> [sighs] >> I would assume they decompose. Do they not? Does the T- virus like regenerate them enough to live? The star's office. What? Here.

08:49:41 You kids have fun solving this one. Berry. Yeah, I'll get right on that boss. Zoom and enhance. We got Barry. We got Jill. We got Chris. I'm assuming that this is Wesker because he's the only one in sunglasses. Yep. Uh-huh. Yep.

08:50:22 Find the missing library book. Librarian about to blow gasket. They are named dropping Barry a lot. What if it's not Wesker? What if that's Chadberry? Could you imagine? Surely this is a word. That's one letter away from being not

08:50:47 the right word. Middle letter. Okay, we got N S R B. Leon works for the DSO, but that's not an option. Oh, what about Sun? Uh, yeah, give me Show me son,

08:51:12 Steve. Man, I really thought I was on to something. Chill's hat. No, you kids have fun solving this one, Barry. Oh, well, that looks like the situation

08:51:36 room. [snorts] Pretty sure that's Rebecca's pouch. This is where Sherry runs away from you if you're Claire. I hear him. He's got to be up there. It's the jack. Yeah, he's got to be up there.

08:52:55 Rusted shutter locker. We're so close to jacking it. It's crazy. Surely this doesn't work anymore. Thank god. Oh, >> your question. >> Oh,

08:53:31 >> what is this? >> The ruins of the Raccoon City Police. You need to understand >> that's so Wesker. I mean, that is his voice actor 100%. from the four remake that growl. >> Covert military units from every country on Earth come to Raccoon City for one

08:53:51 purpose. To find Alpus. >> What is Alpus? >> The power to upset the military balance of the world. The last virus created by Spencer designed to control human consciousness. >> Mind control.

08:54:14 They couldn't let it be stolen, so they launched the missile strike to hide it. >> To hide a virus? Why do something so extreme? >> Extreme is it? When the president tried to investigate,

08:54:31 they had him assassinated. And you are the key to retrieving Elus. family >> in a way, but not the girl you met. >> So many attempts, so many failures. Such a waste.

08:55:01 >> What do you mean? copies crafted to duplicate you. >> Okay, we called that earlier. >> All useless, all scrapped. >> They each have their own sad story. Do we get the little kid Grace

08:55:38 flashback? >> Yeah, we do. >> Oh my god. We need to do something. I called security, but nobody answered. They are out of control. >> This is I mean like this is a 100% playthrough in the sense that

08:55:58 >> them now. This is the first playrough that I'm doing and I will eventually 100% it. >> Are you awake? >> What? Where did everybody go? >> You know who Zeno looks like? >> This is going to be a minor

08:56:26 >> cut reference. Zeno looks like the bad guy in Tokyo Revengers. If you have seen Tokyo Avengers, there is a guy who looks exactly like Yakuza Wesker. [panting] >> Stay away. Stay away. >> Get back.

08:56:54 Don't come any closer. What the [ __ ] No. No. Get back. Get back. [screaming] Hey. >> Now. >> What are you doing? That was a southern accent. She just hit him with the What are you

08:57:30 doing? >> Golly G will whittleers. We got to >> What was that? >> Does she have a southern accent or is she just a child speaking? [laughter] >> [laughter] >> Thank you.

08:58:17 [laughter] They are uh apparently not intelligent. My instincts [music] want me to [ __ ] go right now. Oh god. [laughter] Yep. Come on. Do the look under the bed.

08:59:01 Do it. I know it's coming. You guys have some varicose veins. You guys need to do some some lunges. [laughter] >> [laughter] >> Oh, F to crawl out, of course. My bad. >> Please, someone help me. [panting] >> [laughter]

08:59:47 >> Where's your gun? Give me the gun. >> He's not moving. >> Yeah. No [ __ ] Also terrifying. That thing is terrifying. That one's cute. I'd have that one. Where's your gun? Is this the Sherry orphanage? Is that a Yeah, this this is the Sherry orphanage

09:00:15 or not the not the No, no, it is Sherry. Feel like Capcom is like, how many times can we reuse assets and not make it weird? >> Please open. What are they banging on up there? [panting] Well, we got to hide again. [panting]

09:01:13 Holy [ __ ] I mean, I guess uh you know, fastest way Am [laughter] I in a patrol section now or are they gone? >> [laughter] [panting]

09:02:01 >> I want to see if there's a cycle. I don't like the fact that I'm still hearing giggling. Uh to my knowledge, we have no context for this. We are just kind of freeballing it right now. I'm confus Are these like Was everyone in the orphanage a Grace clone?

09:02:33 Yeah. I'll see you later, Bob. Guys. Yep. Mhm. Do I have to aggro them? I think I must. Let's go. Let's hit him with the old the old one. Two. Oh, they're gone.

09:03:08 [gasps] Is what's his nuts still in charge here, Mr. Chief of Police? Hello. Hello. [panting] You don't have to be scared. I'll clutch up. Those little bald kids, their shit's

09:03:46 getting ground into dust. The second they let me fight. [panting] I got movement. These kids can't even [ __ ] comprehend. Look at [laughter] this. I think they're coming for me.

09:04:06 >> What do I do? What do I do? >> Yeah, we're [ __ ] hiding right here. [crying] >> [snorts] >> I mean, we're right next to dong life bread. A long life bread and delicious soup, tomato. [snorts]

09:04:38 What else we got in the area? We got files. We got a painting. >> [laughter] [crying] >> Get your bald ass varicose veined legs out of here. [crying]

09:05:08 Yep. Mhm. Keep walking. Mhm. Mhm. >> [snorts] >> Take a little peek here. Mhm. [snorts] Looks pretty good to me. They call that the X factor.

09:05:46 Hard to find these days. Oh [ __ ] [laughter] Hey, well, guess what? Too late, kid. Bye. [ __ ] idiot. Bald idiot. See you. [laughter] [laughter] Please just be a bad dream.

09:06:13 [laughter] Why did they >> Oh, man. And Sherry was standing right here and she went, >> "Where behind you?" >> And then Claire went, "Huh?" And then there was Mr. X. God, good times. Let's go. I'm coming with you.

09:06:42 Let's go. Can I pick it up for light? Why not? I don't remember this part. [panting] I think we all know what this chair is for. [panting] Yeah,

09:07:05 that one's pretty obvious. Ah, yes, of course. Every orphanage needs the uh The evil church in the basement. What did me pulling that lever do? Oh, probably open this. Oh, yes. The orphanage coffin. Charlotte discarded due to volatile

09:08:09 symptoms. Hey, you know what? If it's anything like these kids, probably for the best. Can I parkour? Oh, I could so get up there. I could so get up there. I mean, it even has the yellow paint guy. Let me in. Let me add um

09:08:31 Oh yeah. How does she have the strength to pull out a coffin? These things have to weigh. Is there wheels? Nah, man. She just [ __ ] bare knuckled that thing. How is she simultaneously unable to run for more than 3 seconds, but can bare knuckle drag?

09:08:59 a coffin. [laughter] I think [snorts] it's uh I think the bald kids is actually they just want Grace to get adopted. So they they put a bunch of bald clones to be like, "Well, you could adopt, you know, Tiffany. Uh she's giggling with all the other bald

09:09:25 scarred children. Or you could adopt Grace. She's normal, [panting] guys. It wasn't empty. She straight up [ __ ] pulled not only a coffin, but also a child. [screaming] Oh, guess what? See you. Huh?

09:09:49 [screaming] Yeah. Guess what? Juice. You haven't seen movement like that, have you? Blam. >> Thank god. [laughter] >> What's wrong with um >> We've made it to nest three. What is this place?

09:10:34 >> You thought nest 2 was crazy. [panting] How did we forget about this 60 series? Hold on. Wait. Spencer's injected plasma. Increasing the volume of Spencer's injected plasma did not result in memory transfer. Guys, guys, I think I'm [ __ ] on to

09:11:04 something. Uh-huh. To have built a place like this, Spencer must have been more unhinged than any of us could imagined. Hopefully, [snorts] I'll wrap up tedious bits. Okay. Orphanage exists. [snorts]

09:11:42 I just want to say the true uh the true believers, the true sports fans in the chat that have been here, you know, since [ __ ] 9 hours ago. I called that [ __ ] the second >> he showed up. >> Babies.

09:12:08 >> Oh, yes. The baby ball dimension. [snorts] So, who is our mom? >> Chloe, >> is that how I [snorts] [crying] [laughter]

09:12:37 >> I've got her. Get over here now. She's showing symptoms, too. >> Okay. Well, this is obviously Wait, >> we need to get rid of her. >> That's obviously Gold Teeth Man. But why did Gold Teeth Man have the same facial scarring that Wesker Jr. did?

09:13:18 They weren't able to recreate Spencer's key. But now we have the original. We have you. You can unlock Elpus at Ark. That's where we'll go. >> So what? I I I I was made

09:13:41 >> correct. >> Huh? >> So So it really was fault. >> What was that? Mom was murdered and >> Oh god. She She turned into that the that thing. >> What's done is done.

09:14:03 >> You need to focus on the future. Is she even really my mother? >> It's time to embrace your destiny. >> Mom. >> Mom. Leon. Mom. Okay. Hey, what the [snorts] >> Mr. Kennedy?

09:14:39 I had a feeling you'd make an appearance. Sorry, but I don't have time to spare. Mr. X is here, too. What is happening? This is [ __ ] crazy. >> Hurry over here. This is infuckingane. God,

09:15:10 I remember that, too. [laughter] I'm like, I don't even know what to say. [snorts] Sorry. Wasn't there an orphanage around here? >> Yes, there was. Why? >> I'm going to do some digging.

09:15:40 >> I wouldn't go back there. I actually >> I was there for a while. It [ __ ] sucked, actually. this. Yeah, this is not good. This is not good for the tally count we got going here. Uh yeah, I'd love to [ __ ] leave, please. Can I bury you?

09:16:14 Do I just have to have a showdown right now? God hot [ __ ] godamn. Okay, this way. Please don't the old Mr. Raccoon. last time we went through there as Claire cuz this is Mr. [ __ ] what's this as

09:17:01 [ __ ] guys? It's one of the cranks. The original cranks. This is the art room which we can't get in for some reason. That feels a bit unnecessary. [groaning] >> I don't know how to counter that. If I'm

09:17:38 being if I'm being hon with you, >> I just sent you the coordinates >> that uh I'll take I'll take the 13. I >> don't have time to deal with this. >> I'll accept the 13, but I'm not happy about it.

09:18:06 Come on. Pick a side. Here we go. Is it 12 or 13? If it's 12, Even better, >> twins. Uh, you saying the hell you were supposed to do there? I read that in Zoe's voice from RE7 going, "What the hell we going to do now?" I just wanted you to know that.

09:18:44 Now, I would prefer to not get stabbed instantly through the chest. That's me personally. Give me a goddamn break. Oh, there's a loop here. Okay. Come on. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay. Do your thing. Yep. Yep. Yep.

09:19:32 Everything all right, Leon? >> Yeah, I just clutched up. >> I'm good. Do you think that's actually Mr. X or do you think that's like >> Why did you ask about the orphanage? >> Mr. Yen graced Ark.

09:19:50 >> The orphanage is the entrance. >> What is Ark? >> Not sure, but apparently it's someplace important. Mr. Double X. [snorts] I don't have like a set stop time. Um, I mean I can stop whenever if you guys

09:20:41 want to be done for the day. We can resume tomorrow. Ain't no thing for me. I honestly didn't think I'd uh I didn't think I'd be going this long, but we just been having we've been having so much fun. This guy's not worthless. Oh, that guy. [groaning]

09:21:16 A little light parry. [screaming] I mean that's free money. Grace, the fact that you have tanked 2 a.m. the true hype master. Where was the Did I miss the safe point? Is the safe point down there or was it

09:22:29 in the RP? No, it was in the RPD. I'm not super hung. Like I probably should eat, but I'm not I'm not dying of starvation yet. I had my Wendy's breakfast. It hasn't changed. >> And what is Wendy's if not the most important meal of the day? Yeah, I got a huge thing of tea next to

09:23:08 me. Good night, Grace. Thanks for joining. >> That's my [ __ ] daughter. [groaning] You're a cop. You're supposed to know something. How did this happen? Those [ __ ] things are

09:23:53 [snorts] [sighs] what they did to us. >> I think the flashbacks are a little too much. I think if they just showed us I'm so sorry >> like the paper and the skulls and stuff and let us like piece that together ourselves.

09:24:09 I think that would be enough. But I get that they have to make it, you know, enerable for for newer people, but I think it loses a bit of the impact if it forces us to watch it again. Um, what is my go-to from Wendy's? If we're talking breakfast, I'm doing the number one, which is the maple bacon

09:24:39 chicken sandwich. And I'm throwing on a diet coke and obviously the potato wedges. And that [ __ ] will sustain. Yeah, this is like a this is the Avengers Endgame of of Resident Evils. So, starting here. Kind of crazy. We don't

09:25:14 need any machine gun ammo cuz we sold it. I should probably start doing something with the gunpowders. It has higher DPS potential. And I guess that's all that matters these days, you know. What else we [snorts] got? Body armor repair. Obviously need it.

09:25:47 I'm surprised we haven't been able to upgrade our storage again. What do we have for crafting? Hand grenade. Hand grenade, obviously. Let's get some rifle ammo. Let's do let's do two handguns and then let's do some rifle.

09:26:14 Get ourselves cleared up. Let's go ahead and make some triple greens. I think that's good. And then let's go ahead and sell that machine gun we just picked up. Do I care about this new shotgun? What I do know is we're hatchet maxing. Yeah, I'll probably use it.

09:27:04 I'm going to keep both shotguns for now, but the second I get some upgrades on that second one, I'll I'll swap. Let's go. It does have higher damage. I just don't have the money to upgrade it yet cuz I'm hatchet maxing obviously. That's where That's where Jill runs

09:27:30 through or Claire. One of those two. Oh my god. He reappears the second he's going to throw that [ __ ] Oh my god, he has a missile. And he's showing it to me. He's flexing. >> I need to tell Mr. X to get down here and one v one me on the court. Imagine if I had to one v one full court Mr. X.

09:28:06 >> I couldn't save them. But I can stop bastards like you. >> Yep. We're used to this. We've done this before. It's called a parry. You might have heard of it. Show me your heart. Thank you. Show me your heart again.

09:28:41 Parry timing on that one. Not perfect. Thank you. about that. Nope. Heart, please. Thank you. Don't worry guys, it was only a whole car. Oh yeah.

09:29:52 This is why we had you, Max. [groaning] Die, you son of a [ __ ] Fairy timing on that one. Not Not correct. I'm tapping. I'm tapping so hard it's crazy. >> Not yet.

09:30:45 >> Sorry, Mr. X. Let me uh Okay. Hey, you know what? That one's on me. Should probably heal. Oh, we have a med injector, though. parody. Let the record show, uh, I've saved almost all my Reququum bullets for this

09:31:32 fight. This dude took all of them. [groaning and screaming] Okay, >> I'll stop you as many times as I have to. >> I'll be honest, the fact that they had Mr. X come back in Raccoon City right

09:32:03 outside the RPD. I'm honestly Oh, it's this guy, the guy from RE3. I'm honestly surprised that the secondary character wasn't Jill. Imagine Imagine if Grace wasn't the person, but it was Jill and then Leon like they get separated. Leon goes

09:32:26 against Mr. X and Jill fights Nemesis again. That feels like exactly what they wanted to do and then they didn't do it. >> [snorts] >> made it. >> I'm at the orphanage, Sherry. There's not much left of it. Heading underground to look for Grace. Let the record show

09:33:10 the scratch marks from William Berken busting in here non-existent blue orchid. What game will I be destroying next? Well, I mean this game technically. RE9 is the next video. And then I have a video after RE9 that I'm already filming,

09:33:42 but that one's a secret and it's incredibly different to whatever you're expecting it is. And then I'll probably do a follow-up to Dead Rising cuz I haven't made a Dead Rising video in a while. So, I have to play Dead Rising 2. And then I'll probably have to do Arkham. And then I'll have to do the

09:33:58 original Resident Evil trilogy. I want to play The Evil Within. I got a lot of [ __ ] Then there's like 400 other things that I have to do. Oh, hold on. Thought I heard something. Roller coaster tycoon. I bust out some

09:34:35 Thrillville off the rails. I just feel like it's ill- advised to get into a train. Is this plant? Is this a plant? Seriously. Oh my god, it is. They are bringing back every single thing. Plant 42 was RE1. Plant 43

09:35:39 was RE2. So, this has to be plant 40 44, right? Plant 43 wasn't really a boss, though. It was just kind of like a big plant that was around. Oh, you're saying plant 43 still existed, but didn't we didn't we give it the chemical bath and like murder it? I

09:36:29 guess, you know, [ __ ] it. We killed Mr. X and he's back, so whatever. I didn't mean to press that, but we ride. >> BSA left something behind. How did the Okay, how did the BSAA get all this done, but the like six BSAA guys we've seen

09:37:02 immediately exploded the second that they stepped outside when Wesker was around. It just keeps going. >> Look how small we look in comparison. It's zooming in now. We look so tiny. >> We do not have any flamebased weaponry. So, if there are the the one hit plant guys down here.

09:37:41 Feel like I should have shot those guys earlier. Oh, [ __ ] Three handgun bullets in a secret case from the ceiling. Come on. Oh [ __ ] man. You know what this game is really

09:38:48 missing? 13 blue medallions. >> Yeah. Yeah. Let's activate and then open Open. Are there others? Oh, waiter. I'm even watching out for him, too. Oh my god.

09:40:29 Open your glet, please. Thank you. This is really for me. Oh my heavenly. Okay. Come on. Where did your friend go? Defeat all the plant 43 seedlings. Plant 43 confirmed,

09:41:13 but also all of them. That was an achievement. You guys are witnessing the action happen live. Open up. Okay, that took me from full health down to almost there. Let's go ahead and pop a heal again.

09:42:11 I mean, surely there's another set. Open your so you know I've killed every planet I've ever had. This is just like the poison ivy fight in the hit game Batman. Stubborn archer. I got an achievement. I destroyed all these little uh little

09:43:32 plant things and I got an achievement for destroying all of plant 43's mini tendrils. I mean, this is definitely nest. This must be it. >> Or ark, whatever they're calling it now. We got to check over here, though. Why would they put such a place here if

09:43:54 there was nothing to find? I guess I guess for no reason. It's Raiders of the Lost. This is a Fallout vault. I like how he it sounded like he put a lot of effort into opening it and then it slid down all by itself, implying that his grunt of effort was no

09:44:54 for no reason. >> What do you think it is? It's some kind of the logos of the usual suspects. >> Yep. >> Well, whatever it is, clearly wasn't meant to be found. >> Yeah, you're telling me.

09:45:17 Tricol mentioned Cheva cameo incoming. Find Arc. I have to in good conscience imagine that this is the final area. The the lab section is always the last one. We've met We've met Wesker. Grace is here.

09:46:11 Yeah. He thought he could hide. He thought he could hide. Guys, [snorts] they made liquors that stand now. They stand now. They stand now. Have I got any machine gun ammo? Yes, I did. Sell tuneup.

09:46:51 I probably start upgrading this shotgun against my beta judgment. Three. Let's get a two on there. I guess let's sell this one. Yes, I like to store my three handgun bullets in my incredibly fragile box. Systems must be perfor must be performed manually from the restricted area.

09:47:32 Obviously, tactical sip. We go. We don't have the red card, obviously. What else is down there? Is that just more liquor, guys? Yeah. Is he moving? Yeah, he's moving. Uh, I did equip it. I just haven't

09:48:29 shortcuted it yet. Let's go ahead and move that up. And we'll move that up. Now, an area like this gets me feeling like I'm going to be routing some some potato chips through it. Uh, Leon, go back. Uh, what were those

09:49:16 two [ __ ] weird blue mannequins in the hallway there? >> Okay. I'm getting the feeling I'm not wanted around here. >> Yep. Me thinks we're about to go into some combat.

09:49:55 [groaning] These are your elite guards. Well, that was uh those were definitely guards. There we go. Holy [ __ ] these guys are crazy strong. Uh, I partially aled there, but that taking damage knocked me out of it. I'm

09:52:06 on half cool down. Heat. Heat. Oh [ __ ] Clicker. Oh, come on. This guy is pissing me off. Holy [ __ ] Swing. Swing again. Come on. Okay, shield guy got to go down ASAP Rocky

09:53:28 style. Oh man, that guy [ __ ] was juking. Imagine if after all this we get in to fight Wesker who whatever version of Wesker that is and he just starts busting out but he teleports behind us. He literally says

09:54:08 oh my shindu. I think I have to pause the game and rate it five stars. Poor guy thought he was sneaking. Oh [ __ ] Not good. liquor. >> Do I have any grenades? No.

09:55:40 Yes. Yes. Yes. [ __ ] He tanked it. Okay. Swing. Swing. I dare you. All right. I dare I shouldn't dare him to do anything. This dude is [ __ ] locked in.

09:56:41 This feels like I just have to parry. [ __ ] Come on. Yep. All right. He recovered from that way quicker than I thought he would. I don't know what to do here. Okay. I can't even shoot fast enough to like get him to lower it and then shoot us.

09:57:17 Oh, I can't. God damn. Can I use the barrels? Let's find out. Let's have a class field trip over here. Now, that says electricity. What? Who am I to tell you? And it's just like that. Dash Chris dash period.

09:57:55 You are the victor of this day. Not sure why the barrels have electricity symbols on them if they explode into smoke, but who am I to judge the barrel industry? >> Here at Ark, your movements will be constantly monitored. Do not leave the designated areas without authorization.

09:58:32 recording and transmitting all information. >> You guys know when you uh your skeleton slowly turns into the guy from Prometheus and then your junk becomes an icicle. I call this art piece reaching for the booty.

09:59:23 Tyrant, $120 million. Code Nemesis Y. Well, that's probably gamma or something, but ne alpha. Yep. Obviously, I'm taking that as confirmation that that's Mr. Y.

09:59:49 Each liquor is $14 million. Plant a hundred million. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. That's just the zombie screen. Listen, I'll be I'll be hon with you. If they paid me $120 million, I just leave. >> Not necessary. I'll neutralize the target myself.

10:00:25 >> This is Hunk. This is Hunk. That's fun. [groaning] Leon, we finally meet. Didn't realize I had such a big fan. How about an autograph? >> I heard my ass. >> Okay, hold on. I got to lock in.

10:01:16 >> You can't shoot. You said we were close combating. That is rude and ungentlemanly. Andy's dodging me. Holy [ __ ] That was a Wesker dodge. What the hell? Let me press up. Okay, there we go. Not bad for someone at death's door. >> Worried about me. Sweet,

10:02:00 >> bro. This dude's [ __ ] cracked on the pants. What the? So am I. Except for that that one time. This is Krower. That was Krower. Punk is Punk is giving me Taskmaster vibes. You bastard. Get a little busy. Are we make a

10:02:54 mistake? Nothing will stand in my way. I'll complete our mission. >> Do you have to throw it when I'm right in front of you? >> I'll just let you run away. That's rude and unnecessary. Okay, we are out of recovery. Unfortch. Ooh, that was a perfect [ __ ] devious

10:03:35 combo. All right, see you later. Target neutralized. Mission accomplished. >> Okay, >> that was that was a move. That was one of the moves of all time. >> Backup is on the way. >> Not necessary. I'll neutralize the

10:03:59 target myself. >> I had such a fan. >> I'll run an autograph. I heard you were smart. >> Wow. Thanks for the thanks for the tool tip there, guys. >> Not bad for someone at death. >> Worry about me. I'll sw

10:04:21 I just have to [ __ ] holes this. Yep. >> I just have to [ __ ] it. I'm just planting my feet and I'm figuring this out. >> Sneaky bastard. Why are you running? That's so cheap.

10:04:54 Get a little hit. shooting when I'm agreeing to a fist battle. >> I'll complete this mission. >> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh, I got him. >> No, I was hatchet maxing and now I have to

10:05:49 hatchet max even harder. That was one tough bastard. >> Coming from you, that's quite the compliment. >> This feels, Correct me if I'm wrong. This feels like almost fanfiction. Like literally every

10:06:13 possible reference that could be happening is happening. This should be nearby. I'm going to finally get some answers. >> Gray should be just up ahead. >> Let me just uh Hello, Wesker. >> Grace, this is where we are.

10:07:01 >> This is just like the RE5 >> is under threat. >> Matrix room. >> The technology to control another's will already exists, but it's not efficient at infecting others. I believe Spencer solved that with Elus. The connection sealed Raccoon City to

10:07:20 save it for themselves, and it's been waiting here ever since. This is as far as we could get. If the wrong password is entered, the ark will be destroyed and Elus will be lost forever. So tell me, Grace.

10:07:55 >> What's the password? >> What do we desire? >> Of course you do. You're the >> Leon. >> Don't embarrass yourself, Mr. Kennedy. You can't beat me. Aren't we fancy? [groaning]

10:08:30 [groaning] No. Wesker [ __ ] >> you can't you can't do this. [cough] >> Don't move. >> Wait, you still need me, right, >> girl?

10:09:04 I hate to break this to you, he could teleport over to you and take that gun out of your hand instantaneous style. >> Come on. Crap. >> I got you. >> Are you okay? Man, feel like a million bucks. >> Whoa.

10:09:57 >> Is that the pile of trash AA slept in that one time? >> Guess as good as mine. [panting] >> Time to get off. Come on. [panting] What now? Leon.

10:10:22 Leon. Oh, yeah. Sleeping in the trash. A classic Resident Evil bit. >> [snorts] >> Now, see, if this was Ada, she would have ran somewhere, got something to help. We just We just cop a squat.

10:11:08 Leon, are you okay? How long was I out? >> I don't know. A while. >> Those marks. [sighs] >> This T- virus stage three infection.

10:11:33 >> If you're so sick, why would you come here? This place, Raccoon City, was where it all began for me. When it all happened, I I couldn't I couldn't make a difference. So, I am here now.

10:12:04 >> We can't stop Zeno. He said something about you having a password. What was he talking about? >> I I don't know. I'm sorry. I don't back. I'm going to destroy Elvis. >> I'm coming with you. >> Do we know how? I don't want any more

10:12:37 regrets. Whatever it takes, count me in. >> How Leon got infected or was it just like he has been infected the whole time and it's just been very, very, very slow to progress. >> If anything happens to me, you promise you'll end this.

10:12:58 >> I promise. >> Come on. Our poultry inventory is truly something to behold after a billion years as Leyon. Zoom in. Enhance. >> There's a door over there. >> Crane's blocking it, though.

10:13:40 >> Why? Why do Why do I not just zoom in right here? Why do I have to look at the crane? Whatever. That makes me laugh. I can check it out for us. You think you can give me a boost? >> Think we're about to find out? >> Come on.

10:14:20 >> Just like Ashley. Watch out for yourself up there. Yeah, >> I will. It feels like Wesker is Leon's final opponent and then >> once I go down there's no getting back up. >> Well, yeah. Obviously

10:15:02 Wesker is Leon's final opponent and then Mr. Gold Teeth Man is this girl's Bet you a quadrillion dollars. Yep. That we can't do anything yet. >> Override key required for reactivation. >> Yeah, I got a [ __ ] key for you. It's right there. Well, Goldtooth technically exploded in

10:15:40 a motorcycle crash, but if that is truly the way he went out, that will be absurd. I still don't know what the point of this hourglass was. Gideon was his name. You are correct. Could not tell you his last name. Or if that is his last name, I could not tell

10:16:28 you his first name. Victor Gideon level. I lied. Storage sector critical error. Containment lockdown failure. >> Well, this is lovely. It can't [snorts] see. [snorts] Broken glass.

10:17:24 Oh no, this is a regenerator. That is a regenerator from Resident Evil 4 remake and probably the original. I mean, you say no way that looks like it's not tubby like they are, but it's it's got the pale skin. It's got the weird looking It looks pretty close. Looks like a

10:18:19 regenerator on Ompic. I almost didn't see him. Was it breathing? I didn't see its eyes were open. I did see that. I wonder if I I mean, this is probably stupid, but What if I do this? [groaning]

10:19:27 I was kind of hoping he would fight them. He will. Does he? No. He tasted him. He didn't like him. I mean, the bad news is I got to shoot this guy. That is the truly devastating news. for

10:20:12 ugly. They call me Robert the way I be weaving. Let's find out. Do you have a regenerative property? Perhaps like a hit character regenerators. Yep. Understood. Bottle of acid. If you break a bottle.

10:20:47 Okay. Heard. Roger. Understood. A smash. All right, I'd call that a win. She has been this slow the whole time. I even have her set default to run. >> All right, I'm not dead yet. >> Okay.

10:21:43 >> Override key. Dump control room. Was it back here? You got to be [ __ ] me. Got to do a liquor check. I feel like we have to be close. >> All right, Leon, be careful. Nice.

10:23:09 Let's Let's do a test temporarily. No, I think we're just that slow. I think we are just naturally going snail mode. Excuse me, kind sir. I do unfortunately need to get through there. I shall simply sneak around behind you. Very nice.

10:24:04 You have an excellent day. And we've made it. Oh, joyous day. The star cube we used to get out of the hospital. It was the third key to open up the door outside the hospital. Who's been here since the stream

10:24:31 started? Me. I have. Oh, we're in the sick room. Threat level red in storage sector. Rebooting AI control center. Noah. Oh no. I'm hearing liquor sounds.

10:25:45 Okay. Sterilization safe. If we end up back there, sweet. If not, I'm not going to freak. Tape out. You're gone over there. a hip pouch. Don't mind if I do. Stream's going well. I have absolutely no context for how far into the game I am. We're in a lab section. The lab

10:26:31 section usually means the end, but you never know. Now, that guy's going to be a problem. Holy [ __ ] Everyone, what's over there? Now that sounded gruesome. Oh my god. Everybody. What's over there now? Make sure everybody conga lines. Oh

10:27:17 [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] >> [screaming] >> Well, uh, it appears to be, as the kids say, Jover. >> Oh, come on. >> Yeah, we're going to go ahead and make some green here. Excuse

10:27:52 me, fellas. Yep. Just got to sneak on by here. Got to pop these open. See what's going on. I'm sure we've all been here. Excuse me. Pardon me. I like that little 360 you hit there. That was pretty cool. >> AI control center. Noah, reboot failure.

10:28:21 No response. >> This feels like a save right before a thing happens. >> Containment [snorts] protocol inactive. Containment protocol. >> I hear him. There he is. Okay. Oh, yes. Of course.

10:28:50 >> This is it. I did it. [snorts] No. Mhm. Yep. Yep. Obviously, I would expect nothing less from Umbrella's finest. Goodbye. We be, as the kids say, absolutely dunking on these hoes.

10:29:29 Where am I going? I'll never tell. I got it. I got the orb. I got the orb of being cool. Pardon me. Just got to squeeze through you here. Do your worst. Where's the get out? Cuz I sure would like to find it. Ah, of

10:30:03 course. Fall back down into the middle, obviously. Let's go ahead and uh Robert here obviously. See you. >> [snorts]

10:30:44 >> Does that feel immersive? Does it feel like I'm really running? Let's see. >> Monitor control room safe. >> I think we got that key or that code. >> If we haven't made it yet. M 50 60 80 50

10:31:47 60 Where have I not gone? We just did this loop. We need a second gabbanga. the dump. Maybe it's in the sterilization safe. I like how those nightmare children are just like not brought up again. We just

10:32:42 left them behind. Hello. I wonder what the speedrun achievement is for this game. Hello. I'd like an orb. Oh, yes. This looks particularly orb. Yep. This feels like a really big box for an orb, but who am I to judge?

10:33:39 This is the entire [groaning] D3 with Frost Team. >> [screaming] >> pretty umbrella umbrellas. Yeah, I'm going to Yep. Mike. access granted. I'm going to save first. That feels like

10:34:29 a cut scene. Wow, this feels like too many screens. This is like the Dark Knight. An MO disc. The second one. >> Something important. I'll explain later. Doesn't your keyboard have the big

10:35:34 circular play button? >> Oh, hello Oswell E Spencer. yourself away in a dark room like this is quite the change for you after the life you've led. >> Life takes unexpected turns, don't you think? >> Looking back, do you feel that the

10:35:58 choices you've made have contributed to your present circumstances? >> Of course. What you sow you reap. Isn't that the natural order? So tell me, Lord Spencer, what would you like the world to know? >> The truth.

10:36:23 >> Wesker's a punk [ __ ] >> A short break before we begin. Miss Ashcroft, I'm not a young man. I don't have the energy I once did. I have to go to my secret forest mansion and talk to my old friend Albert Wesker who definitely won't shove his entire

10:36:50 hand inside my chest and then say that right is now mine. a few minutes earlier. Back in bits. [ __ ] >> You all right, Leon? >> I am now. Grace cleared the way for me. >> That's not what I'm talking about. Your

10:37:30 body can't take much more. >> I'm going to settle this. You just send us a chopper for immediate evacuation. >> The fact that we just had such a short game play thing with Grace and then we're immediately back to Leon. >> I think Leon has to get into wherever

10:37:52 Grace is and then I think >> everyone pulls up to the function and we say, "Oh my god, you're actually Spencer over there." >> And then we have a big fight and then we're good. That's what my brain is telling me. Let's go ahead and uh

10:38:26 Whoa. This is just like the end of RE4. Yeah. So this is this is the end of RE4. So yeah, we're at the end. A [ __ ] you got to be kidding me. What do we got? We got any upgrades? I have found no other charms other than that first one for the sniper. They have completely evaded me apart

10:39:25 from that single one. Oh my god, how could I forget about my sick new hatchet and my body armor repair? Probably should do that. Why do I not have my sick new hatchet? Oh, I can't even upgrade it. It's just that's just how it is.

10:39:51 Well, that's that is just worse in every way. Why would I do that? >> Security threat detected. Elevator shut down in effect. Override key authorization required. It doesn't even have upgrade slots, which is really weird.

10:40:37 This must be the room. [sighs] You can use it. It's just not as good and it doesn't have upgrades. I'll take out as many of you as I do. >> Okay. Go. Haven't

10:41:50 changed much, have you? Someone tried to run. That one was cutting his losses. It's better at parrying. Has exceptional parry capabilities. Have you considered that uh I'm just n naturally exceptional at parrying and so therefore I don't need to handicap.

10:42:39 I love getting all this machine gun ammo for a gun that I sold. >> I hope so. [groaning] like that. We enter the blue dimension. Kashit has wares for some coin. bioweapon repository. Let's get a

10:44:05 get a little sword in. Let's craft some rifle ammo. We're running kind of low. Let's make a some triple greens. >> [panting] >> They're certainly They're certainly loading me up. Boweapon repository. Okay, right there. Uh, we're Leon Kennedying all over the

10:45:00 place. I want to know. Yeah. Where is Chris? Where's Jill? Why are they not helping dying Leon in his time of need? Why are they leaving it to Sherry? >> [clears throat] >> No, I just did a big lap. Where's the exit? Is this the exit? Yeah.

10:45:55 There is a lot more than I thought. But there is never enough it seems warning. Autoclave compromised. Pod lockdown unavailable. Memory corrupt. Self-repair functionality offline. Air thermometer warning eliminated.

10:46:57 >> Proceive. >> Yeah. Yeah. Let's get this over with. Heat. [groaning] Heat. >> [groaning] >> The elevator will arrive shortly. You're telling me these guys have like

10:47:54 $120 million to spend on one guy and they can't get a better announcer voice than the elevator has arrived. [panting] >> [panting] >> I'm not side recording it, but YouTube saves it as a VOD and then I can just download the VOD, but it's also 11 hours

10:48:24 long, so Have you guys considered that if I combined Rose with the Mega My Seat, then my EVO will be made manifest at last? Have we truly, you know, thought about the ramifications of that? Oh, the yellow. We're back in the yellow

10:49:15 zone. We go from the blue zone to the yellow zone. Leon is a University of Michigan fan. Confirmed. This is El Piss. Oh my god. We made it. We made it to L Piss. Let's get some [ __ ] answers.

10:50:15 >> What kind of legacy do you want to leave behind? My research opened Pandora's box, unleashing disaster upon the world. >> Except Elus, the goddess of hope. Or so the myth goes. >> A blind hope. >> What do you mean?

10:50:37 >> Humans cannot predict when death will come for them. This is why they have hope. I was wrong and I am plagued by guilt. Happiness cannot be achieved at the expense of others. >> I think that's enough for today. Why did you accept my request for an

10:51:04 interview? [sighs] >> Who is the Is that one of your subjects? >> Of course not. She was alone in the world. I took her in to make amends. Is she perfectly normal?

10:51:28 Just an average child needing a home. She is my hope. We see Spencer die though and he's still doing the whole like I was a god. >> Would you like to hold her? >> Oh um okay.

10:52:07 She's adorable. [panting] >> What's her name? >> Grace. >> Grace. >> No, you guys are getting confused. This is Seller. >> You'd like to tell me? >> Totally unrelated to that other guy.

10:52:29 >> I only hope it serves as a recquam for those who have passed. Guys, he said he said the word reququiam. >> Leon. Leon. No, he's dying in El Pas. We have to get him.

10:53:20 We can't let him become Pon S. Kennedy. No, bro. You think I could sit in the legendary throne? Surely there's a typewriter here. So, no typewriter. Smash a skateboard. >> This is finally my chance to do

10:54:02 something. >> I don't like Here's the thing. If Leon dies, he's going to die saving Grace and he's going to say, "I finally did something." [music] But that was the plot of four was he rescued Ashley because he was like, "I can't let this happen again."

10:54:22 So, I feel like him dying to try to like make redeem himself is kind of weird. >> Leon. [panting] >> Oh, no. Hey, it's me. It's Grace. Please wake up. Come on. Wake up. Wake up. [panting]

10:54:43 >> Hey. Hey. >> Hey, you. >> I just rest [sighs] in my eyes. You okay? [cough] >> Let me help you. [groaning] [snorts] >> Let's do this.

10:55:04 >> Okay, [panting] >> pal. I don't think you're doing anything. >> I don't know the password. >> It's okay. soon left the wide open for us. Any wrong code will do. He'll destroy Elus. [sighs]

10:55:27 >> Has Has he just been sitting here just like waiting? [panting] >> Chris, whatever it takes. [sighs] I can buy you some time. >> No, no, no. I I have an idea. We ran away for two hours and he just chain smoked

10:55:47 cigarettes. >> So the prodigal daughter returns. >> I know the password. >> Fulfill your destiny and all will be forgiven. >> Only if you let me on live. Very well.

10:56:20 >> I'm honestly surprised Leon didn't say something like, "You know, those will kill you." when he sees him smoking. Holy [ __ ] I have to choose. Uh okay. Um,

10:57:10 here's my here's my thinking. Here's my logic. The cutscenes are showing Spencer trying to be better. He says it's the goddess of hope. He said he did bad things when he made the virus. And

10:57:33 also, uh, I don't think Leon can take [ __ ] Wesker if I'm being for real. We're releasing it. >> Please know that you are my hope. >> We're releasing it. She is my hope. A blind hope.

10:57:58 Okay. >> Oh god, it makes me choose again. >> I'm lock. >> This is it. >> I got to commit. Come on. What are you doing, Grace? >> Spencer regretted what he did. He

10:58:54 >> Well done. >> You promised. >> Yes. That I would let him live. Mhm. >> Mhm. >> Mr. Kennedy, I give you the honor of experiencing my power firsthand.

10:59:24 >> I'm not sure Elus is what you think it is. There's nothing special about me. I I was never any key. Spencer wanted to make amends. >> But you released Elus. >> [panting] >> What is it? >> Tell me,

10:59:44 [groaning] >> Leon. >> Why? My powers. [screaming] >> Elvis is Spencer's atonement. It's an antiviral. Amazing. I am humbled by my master's genius.

11:00:13 >> Inject Leon. >> Your research was wrong. Elvis wasn't a weapon. There was never a key. >> Spencer's paper was obviously incomplete. There was no connection between Grace and Emily. Do you know how much time and money I wasted on this?

11:00:32 >> Don't you see the genius? With Elpus, all virus-based weapons are useless. The world order will be thrown into chaos. >> We wanted a weapon. >> Instead, Spencer gave us anarchy. I will carry his torch and bring his vision to life. You

11:01:00 You and Spencer were a means to an end. >> Yet he outwitted you all. >> Spencer defied us and paid the price with his life. He was nothing. [screaming] You are nothing but an imitation. >> It's over, Victor. The connections is done with you.

11:01:24 >> Bye, Wesker. And then also the connections name drop. >> Your ignorance is staggering. >> It's a cure. >> Oh, it's working, Leon. It's working. Wake up. No,

11:01:58 >> he's got a little little tiny baby arm. >> Let it all come down. >> All of it. >> Chris, what happened? It's going to go. Grab something. [screaming] That dude has legs of titanium.

11:02:56 Grace. Grace. >> No. It's time to bury B's last skeleton. Now we have to fight tiny baby arm man. >> Spencer's vision lives through me. I will see that it is brought to vision. And how many more will have to die for that?

11:03:23 Oh, [ __ ] Sure is. Okay. [screaming and groaning] Should I be stopping him? Yeah. All right. Oh [ __ ] This is Pierce. You can do [groaning and screaming] >> Oh my good heavens.

11:04:11 >> I don't think I can parry that. >> I really don't think I can parry that. the future. [groaning] Seems you're reaching humanity. evil. His ideals

11:04:51 are strong. I will not let those ideals win. Give it up. All right. I guess I wasn't out of the radius of that one. [groaning] That one

11:05:22 that [screaming] one. You'll have that. [screaming] [groaning] It's over. Now grace.

11:05:45 >> Grace from the top ropes with the cure. >> Actually, no. He has to become a really big monster. Huh. Good riddance. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. >> As is dictated in the Resident Evil Bible.

11:06:33 >> You're so damn relentless. They are really This is This is just the This is the boss fight again. This is literally the new set of RE3s boss. Heat. Heat.

11:07:23 Heat. Heat. Durable heat. >> [groaning] >> Get the hell out of here. [groaning] So I'm assuming

11:08:46 if I destroy Elvis then the final boss is Wesker the Wesker and if I don't destroy it then I have to fight Nemesis. I mean, canon is probably this one because Leon gets scared. This time you ain't giving back up.

11:09:23 I feel like in the other one Leon would die. >> [music] >> This time I'm I'm going to wreck him all over the place. >> Grace, where are you? >> Sherry. Sherry, come in. Sherry.

11:09:49 [ __ ] Grace. Chris, hang on. [ __ ] Grace. Christ. >> Leo. >> Get up, soldier. We are leaving.

11:10:19 >> Get you out of here. Come on. Let's get you up. >> Yo, was she in the box? She was in the box. just getting crunched by Nemesis. >> Guys, I think we need a big clock countdown with an explosion and a run section.

11:10:44 I feel that we need that in my soul. >> There's no way out this thing. >> Helicopter blows the roof off. repel lines. All of the stars team, Barry, Jill, Chris, [ __ ] Brad, even though he's dead. Brad, >> sit right here with you. >> Who else is on stars?

11:11:12 [ __ ] it, man. Marvin Brana's there. He's coming in. Doug is there. Cheva's there. Zoe, [ __ ] everyone. >> I guess this is it then, guys. I am a [ __ ]

11:11:51 I'm insane. Leon S. Kennedy. >> Depends who's asking. >> Alpha, you read me, sir. >> It's Houndwolf. It's Chris. >> You're safe. I got him. >> Yes, sir. Mr. Kennedy,

11:12:16 I have a message from Captain Redfield. Captain Redfield says lock the [ __ ] in, bro. I'll be damned. Can't believe that antiviral actually worked. Feel better than I have in ages. >> Thank God. I'm glad you're okay.

11:12:58 >> We got a dose with your name on it. We'll be back in action in no time. >> Thank you, Leon. >> What was the message? >> Smoother if Chris hadn't been so late to the party. >> Where is Chris anyway? >> No idea.

11:13:17 I'm sure I'll run into him at some point. [music] >> Where's Jill? No mention. >> Yeah, I'll call you back. >> It's over then. >> Yeah. Hope this really was our last hope. >> Well, let's pray Umbrella hasn't left us

11:13:39 any more nasty surprises. I wish we could have saved Emily. >> Grace, I didn't hit any of her vitals. >> She could still be alive. >> What are you saying? >> Maybe we can save her. >> We will have to backtrack all the way

11:14:03 back there, though. The government has confirmed the existence of an actively trading bioweapons lab located here in the ruins of Raccoon City. The origin point for the worldwide spread of bioorganic weapons. This illegal facility appears to have been in operation for decades.

11:14:34 Sources say that the extension of the lockdown and the recent series of mysterious deaths may be related to tragic events in Raccoon City 28 years ago. >> Evidence seized in Raccoon City [music] has led the Justice Department to reopen its investigation into Oswell Spencer

11:14:51 and the longdefunct Umbrella Corporation. Some believe the government deliberately drove Umbrella into bankruptcy. The fact that Ashraftoft is >> we got no answers like definitively conspiracy >> about what the [ __ ] was up with Wesker in a cover up and that the organization

11:15:10 responsible is secretly controlling our government. >> Tonight in a speech from the Oval Office, the president is expected to reject allegations of any government involvement since the Raccoon City incident. They did name drop the connections.

11:15:37 There's Emily. All right. Let's see if there's a postredit scene. >> And Sherry's okay. Good. I'm so glad. And me? Yeah. Uh, she's doing great. I'm actually teaching her how [music] to

11:16:18 read. Grace. >> Bro, >> Grace, >> the fact that you're not fired is crazy. >> Where's that report? >> Sorry. Uh, Leon, got to go catch up soon.

11:16:44 [music] Ethan Winter's Yamcha pose. Here it is. >> Remaining BSAA forces have been neutralized. retrieving the objective before they send in the wolves. What the [ __ ] did that mean? I don't know what that meant.

11:17:49 Okay, the Wolves are Chris's squad. So him that was some other team probably Blue Umbrella or something that went in before or the BSAA before Chris got there basically. Okay, I'm going to look at

11:18:21 I'm going to look at the unlocks. Yep. Guns, guns, guns. Obviously RPG. Is it unlimited ammo? Oh, here we go. Infinite ribbon. Well, then what's the [ __ ] point? Complete the main story by releasing Elpus within 4 hours. That's That's interesting.

11:18:59 Infinite ammo for all guns is 50k. Infinite ammo for RPG. Recommended to purchase the RPG first. Interesting. And then let me look at the achievements that I don't have. Holy [ __ ] I got 31 out of 49 on that first playthrough. That's

11:19:32 63%. uh achievements that I missed. Uh complete the main story without grace using the blood collector. So don't pick up blood. Aka we have to break rule number three. Uh as Leon collect 200,000 credits. Collect 5,000 micro samples of blood.

11:20:00 Destroy every Mr. Raccoon. Yeah, of course. Read all read all the files. Yep. Complete the main story by releasing Elpus within 4 hours. Open every save, obviously. Make a zombie attack another zombie. Defeat a chunk as Grace. Oh, that's the

11:20:17 big guy for sure. Cut off a tongue of a liquor B2 using the hatchet. Defeat at least three enemies with a single reququum shot. Complete the main story on Insanity. I think this is a super easy 100%. I mean, nothing in there was crazy. What's the I'm not going to play this

11:20:45 right now. Okay, it doesn't even tell me. It just says crazy. Interesting. Well, um, I think it was pretty interesting.

11:21:11 I think all of the callbacks were cool. It did feel a little bit like fanfiction. Uh, it kind of felt like Rise of Skywalker a little bit where it's like here is literally everything you've ever thought of,

11:21:32 but it wasn't bad. I didn't hate it. I do think the reuse of every asset of old games is kind of weird, but you know, do what you got to do. >> [music] >> All in all, I don't think it's terrible. I think it's going to be a good 100%. I think

11:21:59 I'll be able to bang this out pretty easy. I appreciate all of you for joining me on this 11 and 1 half hour [ __ ] journey. You're all crazy. I love you all. Thank you for being here.

11:22:20 I was really nervous to do this, but I think it turned out pretty well. For all of you who stayed up, get to bed. For anyone who just woke up, you have a great day. I'll see you guys in the next one.

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