Dark Souls 3 Blind Playthrough | Day 5
00:14 just could starting off the stream with a big old cough. Let's see here. YouTube's live. I think Twitch is live. Hello for the very first people to come in here before the first minute. You're the real ones. You're the real fans.
01:03 What is today? Tuesday. Um, I don't know. I don't even know what day it is. I know it's the third. Welcome back. Welcome back. We're uh we're kind of moving along here in Dark Souls II. It's hard to see familiar faces on Twitch at least because you guys aren't
01:31 really chatting or doing emotes, but I think Ta Ace, Big Ballin, I think the Antidote, but Masher, I feel like I recognize all you guys and you're here in the first minute, so you're you're giga fans. Appreciate that. Okay. Um, well, I was thinking about the
01:51 goal today and um, I feel like we're kind of at the place of the game where I don't really know what the goal is. I want to keep leveling up my my faith and keep just doing my thing, but I feel like there's multiple different paths I can take at the moment. And I don't know
02:12 what's coming up next other than the obvious collecting the the thrones. And I know I guess Aldrich is soon. So, we got to kill some more bosses. I thought about how I'm going to play this game a little bit better. I'm going to try to re I'm I'm rewiring my brain to hopefully
02:33 succeed a little bit better overall cuz as it currently stands, I'm I feel like I'm dying on bosses and in general a little bit too often for mistakes that are I mean dying to because of a trap or like something I'm not used like I'm not expected to see is fine like a mimic, but like
02:56 I don't know, maybe I'm overthinking it, too. I'm just going to have some fun. That's that's the primary goal. Have some fun, too. And so far, that's all we've really been having. And we got a sick weapon. I think we need to find some more demon
03:23 titanite so we can get this thing to plus five. That's probably a important thing for this this playth through today. Welcome, welcome everybody who is tuning in. We're going to be here for the next few hours. Sit back, ignore your work, you
03:43 know. Hope you're having a good Tuesday. What am I hearing? Should I be concerned? I guess not. Come here. He's going to bait me into something, isn't he?
04:14 Okay. Ooh, a chaos gem. It's probably fire, right? Oh, a chaos weap. Huh. There's so many different things to turn your weapon into. It's too bad I don't really use them at the moment because I have a boss weapon. But
04:37 maybe I should keep getting this sword up too cuz it seems like a good weapon and I can I can attune it to different or uh infuse it with different things until until it's replaced by a different sword.
05:04 Dude, bro is currently on a three stream streak. I don't know. I didn't even think that Twitch did that. It's cool. Okay, you guys can't answer, but I'm wondering how many how many people watching right now have seen every single minute of this playthrough. Maybe not, you know,
05:22 watching every single minute, but has been here for it at least. It's probably a good amount of you. I feel like cuz once you get like once you get kind of into a playthrough, you kind of can't stop watching. I feel like I watched uh I think I ended up finally
05:40 finishing that 3-hour long no hit run of Dark Souls 1 once I finished the the playthrough of my own obviously and I watched I think I watched every single minute of that. It's almost like watching Dark Souls is kind of easy. Like they get old, does it?
06:04 Oh [ __ ] And they got some distance in this game. Their attacks. I do and I probably will stream this maybe or make a YouTube video or something like I kind of want to have like a a day or two where I just go through like some lore videos about
06:34 these games. Like I need to understand them a little bit better. I have been in here. So, I know I'm missing out on some really cool info or just like just in general like you know why these guys are here like is
07:07 this actually the uh lost isolith? I'm pretty sure it is. That part is mostly clear. I feel so much better using this weapon. Feel like I'm doing some damage now. Finally. Damn. Just fully turned to stone or
07:40 burnt. Nice. Oh [ __ ] Okay, Black Knight time. Come on. Me versus you. Okay. Good little parry. Didn't get it there. Oh,
08:23 that's not a parryable move, I don't think. I don't know. Oh, since Dark Souls 1, I feel like parrying has gotten a lot like more difficult. Or maybe I'm just I need to spend more time working on it. But that's that's not
08:52 easy. I wonder if it's earlier or later than I'm doing it now. I'm lost. I think it's this way. Oh, I missed this last time. Nice. Oh [ __ ] Okay, we're just poison.
09:47 I'm lost in the lost isolith. I got to figure out I got to go back into the smoldering lake, too. I got to loot some of those items that were on the ground where I uh that centipede thing was. I got to figure out what is shooting at me with those giant arrows. He's still coming for me.
10:31 Okay, he's done. I don't think there's been a zone so far in Dark Souls II that I haven't enjoyed. I was worried that the catacombs were going to be a little bit annoying kind of like they were in Dark Souls 1, but so far like every area has been like really really
11:00 fun and the enemies have been difficult. So I feel like it's been engaging. Like I've been I've gotten my ass kicked in a few areas, but I feel like that's kind of normal. Okay, there's a ton of Titanite shards. [ __ ] Hello everyone. Hello. Hello. Those who
11:45 are joining in slowly over time. We started the stream a little bit earlier than uh most days, but I think this 12:30 to 1:00 time is kind of a nice a nice spot. Um let's try again on this on this guy here. Okay, you can't pay that. I know that.
12:18 Maybe it's a little bit later than I think. Maybe I'm parrying too early cuz that one I I thought that was a little bit late. Okay. Yeah, it might be later. It might be later. The animation actually is a little more smooth. That's three in a row. Okay. Okay. I think in Dark Souls I you could pretty
12:38 much parry like as soon as their arms like moved because I think the attack kind of registered at the same time. But I think the actual weapon is what you need to parry. Wow. Black Knight sword. Are we going to Are we about to be a Black Knight guy? I don't really have the requirements.
12:59 Great sword wielded by the Black Knights who wander the lands. unique attack. What is it? Raise sword in the name of the first lord to temporarily boost poise. Okay, some of these weapon skills are really cool and some don't seem that cool. Like, is boosting poise really that
13:18 important if you're going to get hit anyways from doing that action? Okay. Um, I'm glad we checked out there. Okay, we're definitely going into the next big area. Oh, this is a maze. [ __ ]
13:56 Oh [ __ ] I like these guys. Their noise is cool. Oh, you can fire at the fireballs above their head. You can lock onto them. Okay, I'm going to There's so many directions to go. I'm going to go this way first.
14:44 I'm I'm I'm not going to get hit by a trap this time. I promise. Which way do I go? Let's go this way. This could be a bonfire, right? Just bats. Illusion ahead. Would I have ever have found this? Probably not. It is a pretty smooth
15:24 wall. Okay. So, maybe a shortcut. Let's go this way. Okay. Uh, that looks dangerous. And I'm pretty sure I can't jump across there. So, let's not even try.
15:52 So, this is 100% the lost isolith cuz we got the flames, we got the trees, we got the enemies that kind of look like them, and then the uh the boss also said so. The old demon king was one of the last ones to witness it. Elusory wall ahead and then illusory wall ahead.
16:35 But where? Oh, right here. I'm not going to hit by a mimic. We're good. And then another one. Is that what they're saying? Yep. The double. The double. Thank you message. But I don't want to go there yet. Dude,
16:59 I'm in a labyrinth. Where am I? That's just another way down. I don't want to miss any secrets in here because I also need to find a doll for the next area. Where was this? Was the illusorary wall this way, which
17:29 I'm scared. This looks like it's going to wake up. Seems familiar. Is this our girl? The chaos witch quaog. Or is this the kana pirates? It has to be. Or one of the sisters. Damn.
18:01 What's the tome say? I do like that Dark Souls II is like a continuation of Dark Souls 1A pyromancy tome containing her unique spells. These pyromancies can only be taught by a female master. Give to a female pyromancy master to learn pyromancies.
18:26 The sole surviving witch of Iselith once accepted a human pupil, but after the pupil moved on, she never took another. H. And we're going to get a ring that lets us walk on lava. It looks like the the charred ring, right? Is that what it was called? I think so.
18:49 This is a fun area. I really like this. This is one of my favorite areas so far of the game. Oh, [ __ ] Not anymore. Okay, we're good. That was just We've already been here. All right. I think there's one more spot I have to check before I go to the next
19:06 area here. Um, we're through there. Can't go that way. We can go this way first. No traps, right? Oh, okay. Okay, this way.
19:48 Oh my [ __ ] Actually scared me. Wait, >> wait, wait, wait. >> Have mercy. Give me a second. Give me a sec. Give me a second. Okay, chill with your attacks. Like, dude, that's enough. Oh, [ __ ]
20:35 Like, oh, that is so much poison. >> I can't see it. I think there's another one on me. I can't see. Oh, toxic. That's like a higher level of poison, isn't it? I'm out of healing, too. Um, okay. No, no, no. Replenish. Replenish. I'm
21:29 dead. I pressed the wrong button. God damn it. I drank a flask before using replenish. I think I would have survived there. No. Okay, I think I know how to get back there. There was not a bonfire. Okay.
22:07 I'm kind of okay with dying here. I'm more so just trying to see if this is the right way. I think it is cuz there's a losery wall and then Oh, that's just the black knight. Okay. Well, now we have another problem. Um
22:30 Oh, I have an idea. Oh, they're off of me anyways. We're good. I was going to bait them to the lava hole, but I think we're safe. I think we're good. Well, these things don't respawn. Or they must cuz I think that one hits me if the fire
23:30 gets me there. Be careful. I think I'm dead. There was a ring in Dark Souls 1, I think, or no, Dark Souls 2, the stone ring. I think it was a name where it it red or increases the chance to like stagger enemies. I hope we can find that cuz that was really that helped a lot.
24:00 Some of these enemies just don't stagger whenever you hit them. He's pretty much if you get the first attack on some of these enemies, you kind of just roll through them with no problems. But if you can't, then you're going to die.
24:48 Um, okay. What should we do? I think we ignore them for now. Go up here. Okay, we're going to get through here eventually, I hope. I feel like lock on is just it either helps you severely or it hinders you
25:38 severely. I feel like there's not really an in between cuz I had lock on there and I'm pretty sure I died because of it. But I'm also not too good at using lock on cuz I don't use it too often. All right. Um let's kill these guys. At least we're kind of farming souls,
26:19 right? Oh, that tracked me a lot better than I thought it would. like right now. This is not helping my case. I still when I make the tier list after this game is over of the worst enemies in the game, they're still they're still
27:04 there at the very top. Stupid ass goats. Thank you for the the sub, bro. [ __ ] it. I hate I actually hate these things. being summoned. I think is this cuz I'm like streaming. I think you guys are able to like steal me from my world. I guess we're going to PvP for a second. How do I
27:40 leave this? Can I I guess I could just die quick. That's one way to get out of here, right? I guess we're getting a sneak peek of the enemies we're going to have to fight. They're kind of cool.
28:27 Okay, we're going to move on. I feel like the skill ceiling in this game is probably extremely large for PvP. Cuz half the time I get into battles with people, I feel like I'm just I feel like I'm being toyed with a
29:03 little bit. Well, at least we're becoming familiar with this area. Dying so much. All right, come here. Progress. Oh [ __ ] I didn't expect him to block me.
30:31 Okay, now we can finally see what's up here. [ __ ] There more enemies. >> No, we can't. Not yet. We're not We're not We're not quite there yet. I keep trying to parry, but I It's hard,
31:05 especially on the guys that attack like that. They just they swing constantly. All right, we're almost at 10,000 souls, though. Running back constantly. That's nice. Fire. Fire. This kind of is like the depths to me. I
31:58 feel like just a whole big labyrinth. Maybe it's a little less confusing than the depths. Okay. What's a good way to kill these guys? They have large [ __ ] shards, too. Okay, I got to remember that. All right.
32:56 Oh, toxic is just doesn't go away. Let's eat another one. Nope. I think we're just think we're just in trouble. Okay. Well, that replenishment should help a little bit against that. What is up here? More of these guys.
33:30 Another walkway. Wait, haven't I been here already? Isn't there a bonfire right here? Oh my god, it's a giant loop, right? We've been here. There's a Yep. Damn. Okay. Well, let's just go spend our souls
33:55 before. We need more souls though to level up. This toxic's just not going to go away. Let's just rest. I'm so happy that Dark Souls II brought back a lot of the like circling back that Dark Souls 1 had. Definitely missed that.
34:32 I guess I could just do like a mad sprint, but I need I need some souls. Let's just not do that. All right, I need to not die to that thing above my head. Thank you. I think one more kill and we'll have enough souls to level up. So, I'm just going to go do that real quick.
35:24 Ideally with one at a time here. Oh, you know what? I'm pretty sure gear is really good in this game. I got I got to put some gear on. Let me do that. This Flynn's ring is interesting, but if I just keep dying, I'm really not doing that much damage. So, let's take that
35:59 off. And let's use some actual gear like that. That's got to be beneficial. Just keep it sort of lightweight. Uh, cleric gloves. Sure. Maybe we're medium rolling or something now, but whatever. Um, is it down here for my souls? Okay, that's got to be plenty. Let's go
37:06 level up, then come back and I guess get closer to Aldrich. He's got to be the next boss. If if what's his name? Aldridge is a giant fat goat. I quit killing him. >> Well, speak very well then. Take All
37:41 right, one step closer to 35 faith. Um, so let's go. I do want to go check I want to check the lake again real quick before I go too far actually. And I'm probably going to die in there and I have low souls. So, let me go let me go look around the lake. There's some items I have to loot. And the last lake I
38:08 looted had the grass crash shield. So, we got to make sure we don't miss out on anything like that. And what is So, what's going on over there? Is it just a mechanism or is it an enemy? Okay, that's really annoying.
38:45 How do I get up there? I didn't even I didn't even see what the item was. I exited out before I could see it. Damn. Hope it's not something I need to go look at. That come in from here. I think that's No, this is a new area,
39:26 right? Or did I? Yeah. No. Well, he wouldn't be here if I came through here. This must be the bottom of the pit underneath the bridge. Come here. No, he's going to get away. This looks like bait. Dwarf ahead. Time for sadness. No.
40:21 I don't see a dwarf. What are they attacking down here? Maybe I shouldn't be here yet. Be wary of woman. Therefore, time for attacking. This is like a DLC thing. There's nothing here. I guess we'll uh
41:02 come back later. Keep it in mind. Oh no, a fire crab. I hate these crabs. They're probably top of the list, too, to be honest. I can use the arrows to my advantage at least. And I'm being summoned to another world. How do I stop that from
41:46 happening? Okay, that's one way. [ __ ] Am I just stuck in here again? No, dude. I wanted to check around that area. Summoning aborted due to timeout. Perfect.
42:28 I think I've been through here many time. Oh no. Okay, we're likely dead. But I don't have many souls, so it's okay. Oh, I'm just fully trapped or what? I guess I just I'm just going to bone out.
43:07 Just going to bone out. I want to whip that bone out. I really hope I can make that stop doing that to me. What are they doing? They dancing. What are they? They're actually just dancing.
44:12 Right. You guys are your thing. This is going to be a goated item. Come on. Be goated. Okay. Could be. Could be. I don't really know. All right. Is this another area or did I already go through here? I think I just went through there. Right. This is where I
45:10 came in from. Or it's literally where I just was. Yeah. Okay. So, is there anything else? Oh [ __ ] And now I have God damn it. These things kick my ass. They probably have a lot of souls though.
46:01 What else is there? Maybe over there. I'm making a sprint for it. Oh no. Oh no. Wait, how did you type in Twitch chat? Oops. There's nothing over here.
47:00 Besides death, leave me alone. Okay. I got to see how this somebody was able to type on Twitch. I appreciate you the kind words. Um, hang on though. I don't know if there is a way,
47:48 I think. Okay, I think it's here. Um, there should be a button for this. How did he do that? Click the settings cog at the bottom. Excu Sorry, excuse this real quick. Um, this could be very important to turn off. There's a button for this.
48:32 But how do I turn all this off? Okay. I think it's okay for now. I I think we're okay. All right. I'm going to I'm just going to continue where I was before, which I think is here, and try to go to that next area, cuz I don't think there's really much else to
49:00 do. Go down this way. I guess we go to the end of the hallway here. Let's just let's just take a mad dash for it because we don't really okay. Is there anything over here? I think
49:27 there's one item to loot and then I'm going to go the other way and just move on. Those things are annoying to kill. Uh, clearly little item. Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me. Undead bone shard worth. There's so many fireballs.
50:11 If I survive this, I'd be impressed. Yeah. Worth. We got the We got the bone shard. I'd say that was a equal tradeoff. So, when I first got here yesterday, hours ago now, I could have gotten through this zone pretty quickly, it looks like.
50:42 I think it's going to be quicker to go this way, which is kind of crazy. As long as I don't get giga hit. Okay, now I know why there wasn't a bonfire nearby. There's really no use for one. Question is, I think I'm going to go this way cuz there's an illusory wall
51:16 this way. All right. Iselith staff. Is that for sorceries or that's my first staff, isn't it? Steady chant FP cost. Ancient catalyst used long before the dawn of chaos and
51:45 pyromancy in the birth. Okay, this is for pyromancy. Sorcerers and shamans. Faith adjusts the power of sorceries cast using this catalyst. Wait. And the staff also seems to boost the power of dark sorceries. Wait a second. That might be exactly what we need. Oh [ __ ] dude. I don't
52:07 want to get cursed. Where are they coming from? There's another one. I'm so close to cursed. Hang on a second. Okay, let me put this on. Staff of Iselith. And it dude, it is this what I needed all along, but I
52:35 can't even I can't do miracles unless I do the skill or what? And this Why did it say I can maybe do miracles with it? This might be useless then.
53:06 What does it say? Faith adjusts the power of sorceries cast using this catalyst. Okay, I'm going to keep it obviously in case I do sorcery, but for now, not very helpful. I'm so bad at this whole magic thing in this game. Like, I really have no idea.
53:29 Ooh, tight scale. We need those. Like, it's kind of getting a little bit more familiar to me. what is overpowered with weapons at least because the stats and all that and like I'm using a boss weapon but I don't know anything about magic. The staff seems good but like I don't
53:54 even know what's the scaling. What's it show? So like critical 100, spell buff 112. Is that that's less than my I have 124. It is plus four, but like why would it be better? I mean, it has better scaling. I mean,
54:15 maybe this one has S scaling on my faith, but this scales off everything, which is probably probably good. I don't know. I'll I'll worry about it later. Okay. Did we search everything here? Okay. Two different ways to go. Well,
54:39 let's go this way first. Wait, this is just the same. Okay, that stairwell we could have gone down anytime. So, I think we can go this way. I got I got to check. I got to check. I got to go back and check. I'm disoriented. I'm pretty sure this was just the other
54:58 stair way down. Yeah. Okay. All right. I'm kind of ready to get out of this area, though. And it's only because of the goats. There we go. Is that another black knight? Hell yeah. Oh, damn. Okay, we're going to get a
55:39 we're going to get a ring soon. Me versus you. Come on. [ __ ] So bad. I could probably push him off the edge actually. There's actually a very strong chance he's going to pull off the edge
56:14 or me. I told you. I told you. He fell off. He fell right off. You can totally tell that was a competitive gamer move. By the way, I tried to minmax the corner roll to like minimize the amount of time I would have to like travel to get across the
56:58 barrier. That's where being a competitive gamer does not help you at all in this game. I think the run back isn't too bad though now that I know kind of Yeah, we're almost back. See, that's when it's like funny. Like Dark
57:33 Souls feels like a giant game. Like you get into an area like this and like I'm overwhelmed. I don't know where to go. I'm confused. I'm taking my time. And then you die a few times or you play the game a couple times and it took me like 40 minutes to get to this spot and now I'm here in like less than a minute.
57:54 I wonder if he can get cursed from that frog. Uh I'm dead. We're good. I'm going to grab this item. Soul. Big souls. How do I make him fall off the edge? I'm a genius.
58:27 I guess the only thing is if he dropped the black knight weapon, I don't get it. But oh well. Okay, I think we're about to reach something important. There's always something important after a big ladder. It's probably a boss room. And I hope
58:54 there's a bonfire. Holy [ __ ] Another Okay, this is the This is a long ladder. Did they take away the mechanic of like sprinting up a ladder? Cuz I can't do it anymore. Dragon rider bow. Where? There. Where is it? There it is.
59:26 Can't use it. Longbow bow of the dragon riders, the old king of want, old king's royal guard, and great strength was demanded of them. Merely drawing this bow calls for inhuman strength. H
59:53 I got magic. I don't need the bow. Please be a bonfire. Oh, we're on top of the lake now. Okay, it's still firing at me. gave me home word bones just in case I was feeling like not being here. There's no way I can walk across that and survive, right? I'm going to go
01:00:45 around No, it's those things. Hell no. Hell no. Die. And please don't respawn. Never come home. Never come back. They've been in every game so far, I think. Right. Yeah, technically they're in that one boss, the skeleton lords in
01:01:56 Dark Souls 2. I'm kind of down to killing be killing skeletons again. I don't mind this. You know what's really kind of funny? And I don't know even know why I'm thinking about this, but um I was watching the Puss and Boots movie last night. I don't know why we
01:02:30 turned it on, the wife and I. And I don't know if anyone's seen that movie, but death in that movie had two like scythe things like this and red eyes, and it just reminded me of them. I heard that that movie had some really good ratings, so I wanted to check it out. I guess that's why I wanted to
01:02:46 watch it. All right. And the ratings were good actually on the was it Peacock or something I opened them up on? I got to use these bug pellet things more often, too. I feel like they might help. Holy [ __ ]
01:03:28 that's a big mechanism. I just break it. Time for play dead. I hope they don't stand up when I turn off their machine here. I push it. So, it's off. Oh, thank God.
01:04:19 Let there be revenge. So, now I can kind of uh go back down there if I need to. But I think I looted everything. So the question is where do I go now then? Try projectile. Oh, maybe I get it from the crabs.
01:04:57 Is there nothing else up here? H I'm lost about where I should go then because I gota I got to get this doll but I don't know where the doll is. Hm. I've been over there. I guess we're just going to hop down
01:05:54 here now. I'm going to fall off the edge if I try to do this. Let's try this. I'm being summoned. Okay. Um, I was kind of in the middle of something.
01:07:02 Oh, I actually didn't. What happens if I die when I'm summoning? I just return, right? Okay. I didn't think there was a hole there, but you know, I'll be some back to my own world. All right, I'm going to They said there was a ring tried projectile. So maybe these
01:07:25 crabs have a good ring if I can end up actually killing them. I should use these alluring skulls more often. I didn't mean to do that. Where's my SS blast? Oh, he slows you with the bubbles. This is where I've been before.
01:08:21 I guess I can go back to the Did I Did I look at everything in this room? Maybe I completely missed something after I killed the old demon king. There is a bonfire here too. Actually, I should use that. There's nothing else in this room. I didn't think
01:08:54 What do I do? Where's this damn doll? I could try to go back to um where was it? I could try to go back to where that hole in the ground was. I mean, maybe who would have a doll like some sort of NPC of some kind.
01:09:36 Is there anything else down there now? There's no dwarf, you know. That's fun. survived that seven times yesterday. I'm going to die on it now. Now I need my souls back. That's 5,000. I had a feeling I was going to die doing that at one point, but I didn't. I
01:10:07 thought we were over that. Oh, perfect. Thank you. There's nothing down there. Anyone afraid of heights? That was close. Do I have a doll and I'm just being dumb? I don't have anything, right? I also got to figure out where
01:11:00 what happened to the sorcery guy in Firelink Shrine. He's just dead. And that guy who's uh given up on life or whatever left. He's not here anymore. So, we got another Low Trek pulling some funny business. He's just dead, right? Gone. Murdered. Yep. This might be a try to get unlost
01:11:28 stream. Ah, >> purchase item. I'm going to buy more of these skulls. Just one. What even is soul? Wait. Oh, it's not a doll. It's a talisman. I
01:11:57 thought it was a doll. [ __ ] >> Ashen one. >> See if I can upgrade my weapon. Actually, I got a I got a demon titanite. >> Just >> No, I still need Oh, wait. Now it's titanite skill. Oh, I have one. I need
01:12:12 four. Okay. I wish I could use his wolf knight's great sword, too. H Oh, I can burn one of those shards. What am I missing here? Old king's antichamber. That's where Aldrich would be, right? He
01:12:56 was a king. King Al. Was he a king? Oh, okay. Here we go. Now we're doing it. Oh, [ __ ] I honestly don't want to kill these things right second. I need to go look see what's up. Oh, we're just above. Run, run, run. Uh, it's just an item. Oh, S is shark.
01:13:46 Okay, I've been here before and I couldn't make this jump last time. I hate those things. I actually hate the goats. If the doll is somewhere near these goats, I'm out. I'm never going to find the doll. They can keep it. All right, Black Knight, you know what
01:14:32 to do. I've been through here completely, I think. I was down there. Do I need to get over there or was I already there once? I don't remember. I look over my Twitch chat and there's 105 nays coming through. Thanks, guys. I
01:15:34 know I'm I'm doing something wrong, but I'll figure it out. This is like This is going to be like a game of hot or cold where someone's going to say nay, someone's going to say yes, and it's just never going to we're never going to get anywhere. Okay, we've been through here. That's
01:15:50 just to get to the black knight. And there's nothing really else. Um, loser wall ahead. We did that. We got the staff. Bastards. H I'm missing something somewhere obviously. Oh, that was a risk.
01:16:48 That was a risk. We made it. Let's go back this way. Probably should just bone out, honestly. I guess I have to thoroughly check around more otherwise I'm missing maybe a boss in this area and I'm missing the doll. I think this is just to go back, right?
01:18:08 abandoned tomb. Have I So, and what is this? What what what are these things next to the What is that symbol next to where the bonfire location is? What does that mean? Does that mean I like 100% completed it or something?
01:18:31 I guess chat's going to spoil that if I ask it like that. They're saying, "Yeah." Okay. Well, um, what does that even mean? 100% completed. Like killed all the enemies once. Haven't I been here? Isn't this just to
01:19:04 the smoldering lake? Yeah, I should probably kill these crabs. I'm going to kill the crabs. That one message said there might be a ring. Maybe they'll drop a doll. I don't know what's a good way to kill them. probably magic
01:19:27 and just get them caught somewhere. Maybe it's not going to do magic. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. He's mad. He's mad. Oh my god. I'm dead. I didn't know he was going to do that move. That's a lot of soul. That's not that
01:20:35 many souls. Let's be honest. Is it really that many souls? I'm getting them back. [ __ ] crab. Okay, I'm actually curious about something. I'm going to use my Atora sword and I'm going to should I waste the I'm going to I'm going to use the pine
01:20:58 bundle. I just want to see what type of damage it looks like cuz they must be weak to lightning. They're water. I mean, I know Pokemon and rules probably apply here. This is just a little test. Come here, [ __ ] I guess they might be fire looking at
01:21:25 them. You okay? The bad thing is the pine bundle or whatever does nothing. Maybe I shouldn't be fighting these guys. They're kind of kind of kind of good at this game. I think it did increase damage though by
01:22:01 the looks of it. Oh, he's going to grab me. That's what that is. I don't want to kill the crabs right now. I'm not in the mood. They're not going to have a doll. Let's be honest. They're not holding a doll. So, what do I where do I go?
01:22:36 There'd probably be a doll in the catacombs, right? Find the grave of a girl. Wait, this is such a big circle. I totally forgot. I hope this is an appropriate place to get lost cuz
01:23:50 I feel like it's not that simple. The only thing I don't remember fully is this area down here. I fell in this hole and then I thought I recognized where I was or maybe I didn't. There's nothing over here. I've already done this once, but I got
01:24:38 to check. Like I'm pretty sure I went to that shrine area over here very early on. But this was so early that maybe I missed something. I think I just realized too, Dark Souls 3 fixed the whole like swinging against the walls with my with
01:25:37 my Black Knight Hellbird. Whenever I'd used it in a room like this, I would just bonk everywhere. When did they fix that? Okay, there was an item here I think I looted. There's nothing here. I'm missing a losery wall.
01:25:58 Yeah, that's just that was just a troll. Um, okay. Which way do I go now? Like there's nothing over here either. But have I gone that way yet? I don't think I went up on that side before. There's probably just a door down there then that I didn't see cuz I sprinted by
01:27:01 No, that's just the other side. I'm an idiot. That's just That's where the other That's where the other uh bonfire is. And this is this isn't the right way either. Did my stream die? Wait a second. Are you guys still here?
01:27:54 You still see the stream? We say yes in chat. My Twitch says zero. Yeah, nothing looks like it went down. Okay. Weird. It's got an alert that it said zero. Okay. Um I have to go check again and see what
01:28:34 this says. I could just pull up the clip, I guess, but I I want to see. Did it just say a doll? Bring a doll to be granted passage. And then what did it say when you click it? A doll. Bring
01:29:06 a doll. Those who do not hold the doll cannot pass. the doll. Who's gonna have the doll? You know what? Wait a second. The only thing I can think of. Let's see this real quick. Where did I start the game? I kind of
01:29:54 already forgot cuz in Dark Souls 1, you got the doll by going all the way back home. But I'm actually curious where did I even begin this game? I I completely forgot. Oh, it's in the tutorial zone. Okay, that's probably nothing back there then.
01:30:21 Oh, I need to go use these. Okay. Ah, just good, wasn't he? Let's reinforce. >> Freddy, be careful. I don't >> I don't think this miracle master is going to find like have a doll or anything, right?
01:31:14 Who would have a doll? >> Oh, champ, do you wish? >> Wait, that's kind of a crack. I should probably get that caressing tears. Oh, she has a ring now. Thank you very much. >> Have a pleasant day pray for you. See what this guy is going to talk to us
01:31:52 about. You have any info for us, dude? Where to find a doll? have thou returned. Absolutely, Lord Slayer. Fine kindling for the thrones, is it not? each soul truly worthy of lordship and all slain by thy hand to bind them to their thrones even in death.
01:32:28 Oh, I have no qualms. For as we are to our thrones, thou art to thy duty. >> In fact, we think spouse helped these poor lords along their rightful path. Thy hand slain by thy hand. Let me talk to this guy again. I'm I got to get a tip from somewhere. Like there's got to be these guys are
01:33:00 going to tell me what to do. >> Ah, you found a proper red eyee. Brilliant. I knew you were no ordinary man. Now invade and pillage all you like. And if you grow weary of your duty, you too may become a finger. Come on, give yourself to Rosaria of the
01:33:24 Cathedral of the Deep. What is this? Cathedral of the Deep. It was Faren Keep. Cathedral of the Deep. Do I have to go to Faren Keep? Cuz on the I have it written down. Crucifi crucifixion woods and then undead legion and then fair and keep and then cathedral of the deep. Did I miss a
01:33:45 whole area or do I even have did I already was I there already? It was the the Horus guy, whatever his name was. That girl talked to us about that. She literally said that. Okay, let's see what else. Just make sure there's any NPCs I need to talk to. Will you help me?
01:34:21 >> Ow. Helmet. Ashen one. If my wares are not to thy satisfaction, bring me with Is it not a yeah, whatever. Faren Keep, Cathedral of the Deep. I guess I'm going to go to Fairen Keep. I must have just I don't I don't know if that's later on or not. But
01:34:56 would it be above below? Is this fen keep the whole thing or is it just above? That's a fair keep. This says keep ruins. Fen keep perimeter. Okay, so the whole thing is fair. So it could be at any of these four areas. Let me talk to the dog first. I
01:35:21 have one. I have a phone for him. Take this. Covenant allegiance deepened. Thank you. Whatever that does. Cathedral. So, I need to find a church. Did I go across a church earlier and didn't notice? That's a big church. No, cuz there was a
01:35:58 cursed church where the rotten was. I guess this is kind of a good place to see everything. This is just a giant bridge. I mean, that looks like the church, but that's just up there on like the undead settlement, I thought. Did I miss a key somewhere?
01:36:42 That's where the Abyss Watchers are. And there's the catacombs. There's nothing else over here cuz that was This thing's going to kick my ass, too. I'm pretty sure that's just on top of the area. I'm going to He's coming after me now. Anyways,
01:37:21 I need golf. Help me golf. Can I go around that way? I feel like I explored most of this swamp though. I need to stop that one. You I've been up here. Pretty sure been to all these places.
01:38:06 I'm actually out of here. And now I'm lost again. This is just where I was before, right? Yeah. Did I not go a direction at the keep ruins? I think I think it all tied back into each other, didn't it?
01:38:59 Or did I never go this way? Cuz I was doing the boss. Maybe I haven't been this way. or it's all the same. That's just where I lit the thing. I definitely came this way. It's like I swear I've checked most of
01:40:08 these places. I killed these two [ __ ] here. There's There's actually nothing over here. That's the undead settlement stuff up there. Huh? What is that? Exile greatsword.
01:40:59 Where is it? There it is. Okay. If I go to the left, that's where it loops back around to basically here. If I go to the right, I think I was on top of the building and there wasn't much else. This is where I got all the cool sorcery
01:41:34 gear. Actually, I mean, the whole area wouldn't be behind a losery wall. Wait, I didn't go. Have I gone this way? I might have missed this last time. I think this might be new. I don't know if I've been here before. Oh [ __ ]
01:42:39 Obviously haven't. I am so glad I wrote things down cuz otherwise I don't think I would have ever checked here. Oh, I I'm probably the stupidest person on the planet. I fell for it twice. Are you joking me
01:43:23 in front of thousands? There's just no there's just no hiding it now. Now the whole world knows I only have half of a brain. [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] We're running. Can I have like quit it? Quit it.
01:44:04 Do you respawn? I literally wrote down everything. What What have I written down? Aldrich, Saint of the Deep, Farren's, Undead Legion, Abyss Watchers, Yor the Giant. That's what I got from the intro. Get the lords back to their thrones. Um, I got the Tower Key. I got all these. I got Grrey
01:44:22 Rat, Yol of Londor, Aldrich, which we know is the boss. Then I got uh Aegon Igor. Eigor, what's his name? My handwriting is so bad. Is that Ari? That's a League of Legends character. That can't be it. Of aa uh Horus, Cirrus, and Cornix.
01:44:45 And then I wrote down from that one girl, Crucifi Crucifixion Woods, Undead Legion, which did I even get to the Undead Legion? I think that was just the Abyss Watchers. And then fair and keep and then cathedral of the deep. Okay, suddenly a boss. I mean
01:45:24 What the [ __ ] I can't even hit him. There's not even a bonfire. And that was 10,000 souls. Oh no. Um, what's a quick way back? Not this way. This way. How did I miss this last time? It was lit. It was just a whole area. This doesn't seem very deep, though. So,
01:46:10 this might not even be the cathedral. There's an item I need. How do I get up there? I thought he was dead. I thought he was dead. I hate magic users. I complain about how it's not good and then I'm getting destroyed by them.
01:46:45 Ow. Do I have a shield that blocks magic? Surely, right? I guess I probably have to look at just the stats. Guard absorption. Yeah, that's a lot more. I don't know.
01:47:23 Okay, I'm getting that item. Not yet. I'm not. No, it's just a fog gate. I was wondering why there was a bonfire in the middle of the woods, and now I think I know why. There's got to be something to do to damage her.
01:47:54 Look around. I just walk around. Maybe it's magic versus magic. [ __ ] My magic is not as good as yours. Sleep talk ahead. Okay, magic works. >> Maybe my weapon works, too. I don't know. Okay, I can use that.
01:48:55 >> Huh? What? I think these are going to blow up if I don't kill them. Oh no, we're good. Where you at? Where'd you go? Oh no. I got to find the right one.
01:49:31 Is it that one? Oh [ __ ] It's probably that one cuz the purple. This one's doing blue. Okay. I didn't mean to do that. Oh my god. Okay, dude. That's a lot of projectiles.
01:50:11 Is this thing ever going to pop? Get away. Don't get too greedy. Don't get too greedy. Okay, we're good. Nice. I think I'm a little bit overleveled cuz I should have done this a lot long time ago. Wait, that could be some crazy
01:50:44 magic stuff. Okay, I'm going to go spend my souls before I do anything else. I'm not dying for free. I'm not going to give a skeleton my souls. There's no way. All right, we made some progress. We killed another boss, the Crystal Sage.
01:51:03 Kind of annoying, kind of easy. Okay, first things first. Let's go see what this soul is about. This is some magic [ __ ] This could be This could make all the difference in the playthrough. Come on. Come on. Be good. It's sorcery. Cast
01:51:19 cascade of small crystal soul masses from sky or chaos. No. I probably should have got that, but I don't like I don't like that. Where's Oh, this thing. Crystal sage's rapier. Oh, thrusting sword with tiny crystals. The crystal crystals boost the magic damage
01:51:44 inflicted by the sword and the item discovery of its wielder. Fruits of the lifetime of research conducted by the sages. From stance, use normal attack to backst step and execute a surprise attack. Ooh, that seems cool. H wish you could buy both,
01:52:10 but this thing scales with uh intelligence, which I don't really have. And I have a good weapon. I guess I should just buy this and then maybe use it. Only uses one. I'm just going to hold on to it for now. Let's level up. I'm going to get my
01:52:28 faith up. I need to get this up. We're almost at 35. Guess we're really not that close. Six more levels. >> Farewell, Ashen. Made of >> Um, we still have a lot of souls. Okay, let's just let's just go. So, will this be the Cathedral of the
01:52:51 Deep at the end? Oh, wait a second. No. Okay. I thought it would populate every single area until Firelink Shrine, but it probably doesn't. This just happened to have This place just happens to have a ton of different bonfires. Um,
01:53:17 wow, look at that. I should have found this before even going to fair and keep according to the game. Sleep talk ahead. I mean, this has to be something, right? What What What could this be? All right, find out later. I hear him.
01:54:27 It's like a whole new area, dude. That's what I'm saying about Dark Souls. Like, you think you might have searched everywhere and then all of a sudden there's just a whole new zone untouched. This is crazy. Like I feel like I didn't It was kind of hidden like to be honest. It's not like
01:54:47 it's the most obvious location. Okay. Can they fall off the edge? Probably. The game definitely makes you feel like a dumbass though when you do find these areas that you missed. But this doesn't even solve the doll
01:55:41 issue. There's no way the doll for the area like three zones ahead is anywhere near here. That wouldn't make sense. Come to me, >> [ __ ] Oh my god. Herold. Herald gear. Giant bonfire. No bonfire ahead.
01:56:13 Okay, let me just take a take a look. Did I miss anything? Clearly, I'm not the most observant Dark Souls player. Praise the what? Critical foe ahead. Praise the message. Thanks, guys. Bonfire. This is a whole [ __ ] area. Wow.
01:56:45 Visions of hidden path and then shield ahead. Crest shield. Okay, what's that? Crest shield greatly reduces dark damage. That would have been nice against Wolner. Um, cool. Taking the risk.
01:57:39 Attack. What the [ __ ] I spammed my attack button. I had to parry and everything. At least the bonfire is right there at least, right? At least we have that going for us. And where did that guy come from? I'll get my [ __ ] back.
01:58:10 [ __ ] that's such a cool move. You actually have a buddy sitting behind waiting. That's a scared play, dude. I'm so I'm kind of glad I'm overleveled for this. So, these are uh these are real enemies.
01:58:44 I'm going to parry parry for the kill. Nice. Nice. That's what you get. Ambush me. The spider shield. That was my very first shield of my Dark Souls journey. It was inside of the Undead Asylum. I missed this thing.
01:59:12 High resistance to poison. Okay. What's that? Almost missed another item. Why is there a blood stain here? What did you die to? Okay, that's We get some more items from the the the witch firelink shrine. Nice. Thank you, Mr. Ben and Shirley for the subs, by the way. Appreciate you guys.
01:59:56 Gorgeous view ahead. Yep. See, this message makes me feel like I should just jump and have confidence, but I'm not going to do it. There's nothing down there. I almost got baited by the dude. I'm not doing that. But that is a message that would totally
02:00:29 get me. You're dying to that. It's that noise. Holy arrows. How do people deal with this and damageless? I probably just do one at a time, I guess. Yeah, magic's magic's good in this game,
02:01:18 guys. I just threw it behind me when I was locked on. Oh, wait. Now we hit a rock. Come on. Let me kill it. Thank you. I'm giving I'm trying to give magic a fair chance. It just it feels feels like it's not giving me a fair
02:01:39 chance. I'm just I'm not using that. I'm just going to walk up to them. I got fire arrows. That's it. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. These these m or rangers are just taking target practice on the dogs. Dude, look. There's just arrows all over him. You
02:02:30 [ __ ] He's already dead. Time for revenge on what got angry. I mean, this is a whole zone. Armor required ahead. Come on, guys. Let me through. Come on. Let me through. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry.
02:03:44 Oh [ __ ] Get away. Oh man. What' I even get? Finess shard. Yeah, that's what it was. Um, let's go left first. Let's go right first. I'm not going into a graveyard right this second. Okay, three different directions to go.
02:04:15 What do I do? I guess we'll go this way first. Bonfire ahead. I don't believe you actually. It's probably a boss. Let's do this. I'm ready. It's actually a bonfire. This This feels like a fake bonfire.
02:04:47 This feels like a boss room. >> Merciful goddess. >> I knew it. for long who have no place to call their own. Please bear witness to our resolve. >> Oh no, you're going to turn into one of those things >> for Arenal.
02:05:09 >> You're going to turn into one of those crazy things. >> For Arando. >> Is there going to be fire? >> Oh, we're good. I was paranoid for nothing. Wait, what did you say? Wait. You've You've the same scent as that woman.
02:05:30 >> Would you call me a [ __ ] >> You must be an action one. >> Which woman? >> You must be. You don't know how long I've searched. >> This is This message is probably something I shouldn't read. Dude,
02:05:57 bro, >> I don't like him. >> Don't mind me. Didn't mean to fall apart. Now, Ashen one, I have a kindness to ask of you. >> My lady lives in the cold land of Arendelle.
02:06:18 >> Arendelle? I need you to show her flame. >> A proper flame that will burn the rot away. >> Show her flame. >> If you truly are ash, then it must be fire that you seek. >> Yep, we're accepting that. Uh-oh. >> Thank you. They of ash never fail.
02:06:44 >> Just a moment then. The painting of Arendelle. >> Well, rotted scrap of it. That is >> No, I don't want to touch it. >> Take it. Touch it. >> You creepy [ __ ] Don't touch it, dude. Don't touch it.
02:07:14 Oh, we're going in it. We're going inside of it. Oh no. Is it another painted world? And then the ashes were too. >> No, we got jabbaited. Vow of silence. I need to get that thing. What is that? So, what's going on
02:07:46 now? Are we just in a new zone suddenly? What? Rhyme blue. Oh, no. Dealing with frosty guys. Huh? Uh, have you just arrived? >> Yep. >> How very unusual.
02:08:20 Just how long has it been? >> Rejoice, my new friend, for this is a true haven of the Forn, the cold and gentle painted world of Arendelle. >> Painted world. >> Quick, go along. Find one for yourself. A sweetly rotting bed to lie upon.
02:08:43 Okay. >> You're no exception. We've all seen terrible things. >> But you're safe now. >> Let it ease your burden. >> Arendelle will make a fine home for you. >> So go on ahead. Find one for yourself. A sweetly rotting bed to lie upon.
02:09:10 Quick, go along. Find one for yourself. A sweetly rotten quick. Okay, we'll find one. Let's go find a rotting bed. Painted world of Armando. Damn it. It is It is cold here. Only the mighty may proceed. I'm mighty.
02:09:41 I'm mighty. What did you die to? And now there's just suddenly two. Are you going to attack or we just did a lot of damage? Oh, he almost one hit me. Should I not be here? I do pretty good damage.
02:11:11 They just also does a ton of damage. I'm just going to run straight to the item. Surely nothing can go wrong. There's a lot of enemies here. I got smoke. I mean, it doesn't feel like the hardest place. >> Oh, no. He's talking to me.
02:12:23 Um, okay. Okay, I'm getting my ass kicked. It's a lot of damage. Maybe I just take it one by one. It should be all right. We'll get through it. We'll get through it. I have a lot of souls, though. I probably should go spend those for a
02:13:09 level real quick before I get too far. That should be enough for a level 13k. Wait, wait. Before one faces the painting, one should face the depths of Lothric Castle. Have I done that yet? Did I do that? Okay, so this is the Cathedral of the
02:13:43 Deep. I mean, that's like a that's one of the developers message. I'm just I want to I want to like try it a little bit, right? Or do I need an item to get through it? Probably. >> Welcome home, Speak. >> Very well, then.
02:14:11 >> All right, let's get our faith up a little bit more. Farewell, Ashen. May the >> blah blah blah. I'm just c I'm curious. I'm going to go look. Let read that message again. Why does it say I I should It says it's a
02:14:33 suggestion, though. It may not be a requirement. Imagine the loot. Where is that message? Before one faces the painting, one should face the depths of Lothric Castle. Should I listen to that? I guess. You know what I need to go do then is
02:14:57 kill this guy for taking me into this place and laughing at me. Where is he? He didn't know I could teleport. He's gone. does not open from this side. Probably does not open from this side. Okay, so the depths of Lothric Castle.
02:15:26 What? I thought we were already like Lothric Castle is that giant castle. Do we have to make our way all the way across the map? Cuz the castle's like way over there. Oh no. What are you? That looks like the worst can of like
02:16:06 Spaghettiios ever. It's like a rotten can of Spaghettio monster. Wait, what am I? Oh, what's on me? Hey, thanks for the prime comment. Is it going to blow up again when it
02:16:41 reaches the top? Okay. So, I'm just What do I do? You know what? I have an idea. Um I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. This is a genius idea. >> What? Really?
02:17:19 >> Oh, champ. >> My feet hurt her. Um, caressing tears. That might work. >> Journey. If that [ __ ] never goes away, that is not going to be fun to deal with. That's like half my health. Um, a tune.
02:17:53 Stop. Stop. Stop. Remove caressing tears. Surely this will work. I should have killed that guy right there. He was creepy as [ __ ] But I guess I would have missed his zone if I did do it. Okay, I really hope this works.
02:18:31 It's an ailment, right? Pretty severe one, but come here, spaghetti monster. Okay, so he I'm I'm infected. So now Yeah, there we go. I'm so smart. I was wondering if I was going to need that caressing tears thing and I did. Nice. Okay.
02:19:20 Oh, I need to kill him for the the Titanite. does not that much damage. Last time I fought one of these guys, he disappeared into the ether and came back and scared the [ __ ] out of me. Just going to keeping I guess I forgot to plunge.
02:20:02 Oh, I thought it was going to come up. Hello. I'm stuck. I was just floating there. Wait, I'm going to do that again. Come here. Come here, little man. Wait, he can stand on two feet. There is a way to like uh deal critical damage to him. I did it in
02:20:44 the tutorial once on accident. Nice. There's another item there. How do I get to that side? Come here, blue. Come here. Give me a twinkling. Give me a twinkling. Thank you. Nice.
02:21:15 So, this is where Aldrich probably is. All right. Was there two ways to go again? Oh, that's satisfying. That is very satisfying. I like that. Kind of want to take a bite of that. Looks like some good rock candy.
02:21:51 Try finger but rear required ahead. Okay, it'll happen to you too. Death. I failed. Try finger but rear requ. Okay, dude. Oh, would I almost missed this? What's these [ __ ] again? I avoided the spaghettiio disease. Nice
02:22:37 poison bite ring. That just Yeah, who needs poison? Wait, I just realized that would have been really helpful probably in the swamp. I'm starting to see now why this is the place to go first. Okay, we need to make sure we don't miss anything
02:23:11 secretive around here. Wire ahead. Is this the wire? Oh, nice. I got this disease. Lucky for me, we can cure it. Imagine trying to parry Spaghettiio.
02:24:30 Now we've gone in a big circle. Saint Tree Belvine. What is that? Was it a weapon? Ooh. Okay. Sacred chime. Sea scaling. Okay. Now we're Now we're talking. Sacred chime for casting miracles. A
02:25:00 bellvine cut from a small saint tree. Saint tree bellvines are customary in the far north and allow for faster casting than ordinary sacred chimes. Okay. And then what's the what's the stats look like here? So I will get I guess minus on everything,
02:25:26 but it starts at a higher spell buff, I guess. And it does have faster spell casting, but it has higher FP. Gentle prayer. Okay. That could be good. Why am I already missing? Damn.
02:26:02 Something Something's above me, so I got to go up. But how? How? Wait, really? Where do I go? Um, I'm going to use the bathroom real quick cuz I just realized I'm dancing in my
02:26:47 seat trying not to use the bathroom in my pants. So, I'll be right back. One second. 30 seconds. 40 seconds. Guys, I I'm doing the whole crockpot thing today and I've got some chicken tikki masala brewing in that crock pot right now and I walked out. So, I just took got a huge whiff of it. Can't wait.
02:27:50 Should be ready just in time for dinner. Where? Where do I go? Down there. Am I dafted? What? There was another area, I guess, that I had to go back to the bonfire for. Maybe it's just this is all there is to this part.
02:28:45 I got to go up. This is where I drop down. Okay, let me try to Is there a way out of here? So, I got to go up that way. Oh, I probably have to loop back around in through the church here. Okay. How many souls do you give me?
02:29:26 It's all right. I love some crows. Oh, he puked. Oh, I got the [ __ ] on me again. Do they just keep rising? Yeah, I'm just going to have to run through here, I guess. Okay, later.
02:30:16 I sounded like the sounded like the daily dose of internet guy later. Item or enemy or both? A store. A great sword. Wait a second. I like the Atora weapon. Might have to might have to mess with that thing. What's down there?
02:31:00 Nothing. What are they? I'm going have to explore this place a little bit later on, too, cuz it feels like there's something else on that side that I might have missed. I'm going to go check it out now before I get too far. Actually,
02:31:49 things are nasty, dude. That's almost too much realism. Those throw ups. Did I just miss that or is this separate area? Wow, I would have completely missed this. Executioner's great sword. Nice.
02:32:32 It's like that episode of Family Guy. Everybody's just throwing up right now. I miss something over here. It's quite possible, right? Or is this just a shortcut? Wait, that was actually that skeleton looks so cool. Look at this. And the sun.
02:33:18 Raise the sun. Damn. He's just taking in that thing, man. Look at that sunset. It's crazy, right? I know. Beautiful. Could almost make a man go unhollow. Wait, is he slamming his head into an invisible wall?
02:33:48 Pickles world. This place is a maze. I don't want to be back here. I mean, I haven't gotten one kill yet in PvP. This guy seems like just as bad as me. So maybe there's a chance I just want to
02:34:41 I just want to parry, but I'm I'm done parrying. I'm just going to slam. Oh, you're in a you're an empty room, dude. Oh, he dodged. Come on, guys. 3v1. I'm cleansing. Don't worry. What the? Just get me out of here, dude. I don't
02:35:16 want to be here anyways. Get me out, guys. I haven't killed one person in PvP yet. Back to the sunset. The meta seems pretty stupid, by the way. You're supposed to just sit there, run around as long as you can, and then as soon as you want to just turn around
02:35:39 and take a swing. Nah, I'm not playing that game. Fight like a man. Oh, what do you have growing out of you? God, you're Magula over there. What a weird area. Oh,
02:36:29 look at all the items. Gooff is here. Where? I guess he can see undead bone shard. Nice. hair powder. Large souls. Let's go. Oh yeah, it's a looting party.
02:37:04 Look at his aim. Um, try finger but okay guys. Curse ward shield. Can't use it. far too heavy for an ordinary person. Perhaps it signifies the foolishness. And yet those who bear the weight of the
02:37:46 shield will not find its protection against curses wanting. So there's really high. Oh yeah, it guards. Is that 100%. That thing's crazy. Okay, that might be if I if I hit a wall where I can't get through, that could be a good shield to use.
02:38:17 Okay, that'll be a nice shortcut. Nice. All right, this has got to be a boss then cuz uh that's a shortcut from the bonfire. We have a giant door. Surely this is the fat Aldrich guy. Okay. Wait, I got to equip this thing and see what
02:39:16 it does. Do I actually cast quicker? I can't tell. Damage seems pretty good. What is this, dude? It just doesn't stop. So many cool areas to explore. Wait, that's inside of the Have I been in there?
02:39:54 Yeah, I think that's where Yeah, that been there before. Was that our guy from the shrine? No, it's just the Oh, no. We killed these guys. When did you show up? What are these things? These nails.
02:40:47 Okay. What? No. Maybe I haven't been down there. That looks new. Should I jump? Probably can't use my magic. I need to save it. Be wary of up. Oh, you thought, buddy. No, stop summoning me. I think it I think it cancelled.
02:42:04 Oh no, I'm pretty low on health. Which way would be the bonfire? This way. Be wary of death. left. Is that wall moving? Jesus Christ. What was that? This might be bad.
02:43:10 There's still one more. More souls. Very nice. These guys are just kind of over it, huh? I feel that, bro. I feel that. That was me on the Abyss Watchers a couple streams ago. on fire, please.
02:44:04 Can I go there? That looks like a scary jump. Bro, I'm a ghost. You can't hit me. This dude's trying to kill me. Not sure if I want to go in here. Do they just respawn? Why is I feel like it could something's going to happen.
02:45:31 Oh, they just keep on coming, huh? All right, I'm gonna leave. They just die, right? Okay. I need a bonfire. Mob enemy ahead. Oh, you stood up. Really?
02:46:57 I'm just being extra careful cuz I don't want to I don't want to d I have ess. Okay, I swear I was out. All right. I mean, now I can't cure myself. Ember. Nice. Okay, we're we somehow got through this
02:47:44 area without like dying fully. And I think there was still one more area I have to check before I open the giant door to the boss room. Most likely I can hear some deep breathing, some guttural breathing from somebody who is probably fat. That's what I heard. Wasn't there one area to go? Was it up
02:48:05 here? I can't remember. No, we were just here. Didn't I miss this? I think I didn't go a certain direction. Back here somewhere. It was that way. Yeah. Um, okay. I hate this thing.
02:48:37 Blow up on your friend. Why fireball? Can I just use these? >> Cleanse the bastard's curse. Dodge. We're good. Trap ahead. Surely not. Undead hunter charm. Okay, I think we discovered everything.
02:49:38 Let's go open the giant ass door. And uh do I have a ring? Cuz I might die and I don't want to lose my souls right this second. I don't have a sacrifice ring. Damn. Should I just home word bone or take the risk? There's no way this giant door is going
02:49:56 to be safe. I don't want to run through everything again. Like, that's got to be a boss room. Listen. The fire is Listen to this over here. I hear nothing. I'm opening it. There's no way it's a boss.
02:50:40 Um, trying to make out what that is. It looks like someone's head. Should I not go in here? I don't. Is there a bonfire to the left? Oh, okay. He's moving. He's watching me. Oh, okay. You got your sights on me, huh?
02:51:09 With what eyes? With what eyes do you see me? I'm leveling up. I'm not dying to that thing. >> Every level is important. >> Very well. Then touch the >> four more levels. And I have to go level up my uh my new
02:51:42 chime that I got. That sounds super cool, by the way. I love the sound. I'm sorry, Andre. >> Just wasn't it? >> Um reinforce. Let's get this baby up. Uh, there it is. What does it use? Titanite shard. I have a billion of
02:51:59 those. And then large titanite. It's B scaling already. I'm going to I'm going to do it. That's plus five. I'm going to go to plus five for now. >> Be careful. I go. Okay, it I just realized this run back
02:52:27 is going to suck. Oh, that is so far. Okay, well, there is a shortcut. I do have a shortcut. That That thing was just staring at me like hyperfixated on every single tiny movement I made. There was no way I was going to survive. Uh, yeah, I can go this way.
02:53:02 There's something in here I have to kill. How do I go fast up a ladder? I could do it in Dark Souls 2. I just held space and it worked. That's how you kick. Whatever. I don't go up that many ladders.
02:53:29 It's more It's more uh immersive. We're going for the run to the boss method cuz it Wait, there's doors here, too. Oh, yeah. Forgot about that. Um, is it this way even? I nearly died.
02:54:09 I'm just farming souls just by running here. This is awesome. Oh, this is going to be bad. Am I just cooked? Oh my god, there are way more enemies than I remember. Oh no, he's gone. Where'd he go?
02:54:45 Oh. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Dual charm. They're still on my ass. I'm I'm so dead. Give me Give me a second, guys. Hey. Hey. Leave me the [ __ ] alone. I hope this elevator leads to hell, you
02:55:13 piece of [ __ ] Okay. I didn't think those guys were going to follow me into the next realm of the game. Now we know we just have to worry about those two guys. Okay, maybe I will be using a ladder a
02:55:49 lot if I keep dying. How do I go fast? Nope, not like that. All right. I'm actually curious to see what my lightning lightning spear damage looks like now with my new chime upgraded.
02:56:41 We're sure the door isn't open from this side. I need to open up that door for a shortcut. Okay. I forgot about that thing. And he drank an Estus flask. What are you throwing at me? What is that?
02:57:12 Okay, I'm done kicking. Let me just Should I drop down there? Oh, I can't use S's flask. That's what that is. Understood. That's pretty cool. I need to figure out a way to open up that door to save a lot of time.
02:57:43 These guys don't matter. They're not going to chase me to the end of the world. Yeah, they kind of matter. I'm doing the same thing I just did before. Um Um Can I make them fall off the edge
02:58:09 somewhere? That's a whole party waiting for me. I kind of don't want to kill anything cuz nothing can get through. I think we're good. >> Okay. So, what are you doing here? armor.
02:59:49 It's a really cool area. So, we're in the cathedral. Try left and then praise the bonfire. Shortcut ahead, therefore happiness. Well, I was going the right way blindly this time. Giant ahead. Tried jumping in a second. Is there really a bonfire?
03:00:33 This a shortcut. Where is this? Oh my god, this game is so good. Nice. Okay. That blew my mind. The Dark Souls one way. That is such good That is such good level design.
03:01:09 That's insane, dude. We just traveled so far around and it's going to lead back to that exact spot. That's awesome. What is this? Sh guys be quiet. Who talked? Deep gem.
03:01:57 A deep weapon. What is that? A lot of you guys need that for your uh partner, huh? >> [ __ ] I deserve it. I deserve this. That was a bad joke. He wasn't there before. Dude, it's such a labyrinth. Okay, we came from there.
03:02:48 Left was bonfire. We got to go this way and then I guess try to jump for the It looks like he was leading me to an item now that I'm seeing that his head was there. Okay. Yeah. No. Nope. See, I would have died. I would have died. You [ __ ]
03:03:08 For those who thought I should have just kept going, I would be dead right now. You can't reach me. That did no damage. So, wait. He's kind of breaking things. Do I need him to break more things? Hang on. I got to use him for more stuff.
03:03:45 That somehow still got me here. Break this or just maybe don't break me here. Punch this guy. Come here. Break this. Break this. Wait, can he not reach me from here? That'd be awesome if he couldn't. A
03:04:15 damage exploding. I think we're good here. Oh, [ __ ] I think we're not good here. He just [ __ ] base palmed me. >> God damn it. I'll kill him eventually. I just want to
03:04:56 keep him alive for now. I would have been so dead. Can I hit him from here? Kill that thing. Kill. He attacked really fast. Zero damage. Come out of here. I got to find that other door. Or no, I
03:05:41 got the bonfire now. We're We're chilling. Be wary of monster. Okay. Oh, okay. I'm going to jump off the edge. Seek guidance. On what?
03:06:39 Reveal more help and signs without using ember. Huh? Miracle of stray souls displays more help from other worlds and reveals summon signs with use without using an ember. Faith serves as a guide for clerics, meaning they should have no
03:06:58 need for secondhand wisdom. This miracle has been passed down from soul to soul, providing a tiny ray. Okay. So, that's like a if you need co-op or something. Um, there's a ladder over here. I have no heals left. Oh, that thing.
03:07:52 All right. I am so glad my head was lower than her swing cuz I I died there. Spiked. What' I get? There it is. Spiked mace. Spin bash. Okay, could be good. Feeling a little bit uh weak here with
03:08:24 the whole Estus thing. Um, I'm going to just go this way. Guess I could ember. Gives you a lot of health or just go. Okay. Kind of just back to where we were
03:08:54 before. That looks like a mimic. Uh. Oh, he's trying to kick my ass. You a very long tongue. That is a very long tongue. All right, let's kick this golem's ass
03:09:47 real quick. Let's send this back down so we don't have to deal with it. All right. Come here, dude. Come here, bro. Let's see it. Is this a good area to fight in? Whatever. still hurt.
03:10:47 I just You got to dodge so much later than you'd think. Hang on. Eating. Come on. We'll resume this in a second. I walked into his fist. There's still an item over there I missed. >> I'm getting hit every time. Here. Find me over here, dude. Or
03:11:12 there's an enemy over there. Maybe not. Dude, it hits me every time. Is there even a way to dodge it? There we go. One hit. Let's go, baby. It's going to take a while, huh? How did I not get hit on that one? But on all the other times I got hit, I was
03:12:09 inside of his wrist. And then like how how did I get hit there? It's a [ __ ] This is just Is it even worth it? Honestly, is it even worth it? Maybe I need to bait out the long attack and then I can hit his hand a little
03:13:04 better. Try jumping. I'll do it. Ouch. Which foot? Which foot you going to stomp on me with? I'd have been so pissed if that summon went through. Dude, he was halfway dead. That was much easier. Ooh, maiden.
03:14:06 Maidenhood. What is that about? It's pretty low weight. Soft and wellade, but ills suited for use in battle. Oh, I'm using it. I mean, you can't tell me. I don't look good. Am I fat rolling? Oh,
03:14:29 cuz I'm in the water. Um, what's my weights? 44%. Fine. Treasure ahead. Once again, I don't believe you. Is this just a shortcut? Or maybe maybe it is. It's still one more door to go. St. Biden
03:15:36 A spear with some attribute bonus for faith. This could be a new weapon. It's a spear move. Okay. Silver bidant decorated by a holy symbol formerly wielded by St. Climpmpt. He discarded this weapon that draws upon one's faith on the day that he put his
03:15:58 own faith behind him. Hold spear at waist and charge at foe. Use strong attack while charging to extend the length. Hell yeah. Let me try this out. Oh, we got some range. Nice. Okay,
03:16:27 this thing could be cool as hell. It's got some range. I might have to buff this thing up to see what it's like. Hell yeah. And that's the crucifixion woods over there. Wow. Nice. Could be our new weapon.
03:16:53 Uh what does it say though? Physical looks pretty low. Hold spirit waste and charge at foe. Use strong attack while charging to extend the length of a charge. Is that okay? That's cool. I like this.
03:17:26 There's a lot of areas to explore here. Let's try out the new spear on this this guy. 25 damage. Oh, cuz he buffed himself though. Let's wait for that to wear off and then let's see the damage. There it is. >> Get my ass handed to me.
03:18:13 It's so hard to predict the enemy's like attacks at first. That's crazy. That's crazy, dude. He delayed his attack just a little bit. That is That is such a Dark Souls II thing. All right, let's go. Uh let's go buff this a little bit.
03:18:35 Get some souls, though. That's not enough. Jeez, what? >> Reinforce. Where is it? And it just uses titanite shard. Perfect. I'm out of I'm out of souls. >> Day beard.
03:19:07 >> Just >> and I can bless this thing too. So, it might be worth plus three large tie knight shard. Let's just do three for now. And then let's infuse it with something here. Have I got a gem yet? Bless gem.
03:19:29 Oh, it's already infused, I think, actually. Or is it wouldn't it have a symbol next to it if it was if it was blessed or whatever. >> What? For some reason I can't bless it. Oh, it's right there.
03:20:07 Shut up. I definitely need to get a blessed gem from somewhere. plus 62. So that would that would give me magic. That gives me dark. Fire adds fire. I need a bless gem.
03:20:57 Weapons and protection. But when over when they're use a powder but should chance him. I'll hammer they take. So, >> all right. Let's just let's just let's just go try this out somewhere. How do I get back? Oh, I can go to the painted world without just traveling there. That's right.
03:21:43 There is so many things to explore in this cathedral. I'm going to be here for a while. Let's go back this way. Let's see how much damage this thing does. Crispy little crispy little hit there. Lords Lloyds
03:22:14 boost attack when HP is full. I mean, that sounds good. So, let's let's do this. Let's try Oh, it's a cool sound. Wait, I like that noise. Let's take off the Estus ring for now.
03:22:51 Put on Flynn's ring and let's get naked cuz I'm I'm not getting hit too often anyways, right? Full HP. We got some boosts. What the [ __ ] Oh, it's one of those charging ones. The mimic. It's not doing that much damage,
03:23:29 but it is super long range. It's a pretty fun weapon. Deep braille divine tome. Let's go. I need that. That could be another very important. Where are these things? There it is. Where'd it go? Learn miracles of the deep.
03:24:11 Let's go. The deacons of the cathedral. Give this to a storyteller to learn miracles of the deep. intended to teach divine protection to the deacons of the deep. But later dark tales were added to its pages such that it is now considered a thing profane
03:24:29 could be good. That did a ton of damage. So these things must be dark cuz that just did a ton of damage. And that's why maybe this weapon sucks against that. This this guy looks holy. Really? You're that scared?
03:25:01 I kind of am. She'll bash me. I hate that he delayed his move. I actually hate that he does that. I'm running past these guys. I'm going to kill one just for the just for the just to say I did, but then I'm just going to I'm just
03:25:28 going to walk right past them. They can get stuck on the doorways. I don't care. I don't care at all. I also probably need to use my other weapon for now until I upgrade it or bless it out. Think this thing's a little bit better, especially against those things.
03:26:08 Um, that's like double the damage. It's kind of It's kind of a big difference. Is there another one somewhere? There he is. Can I parry you? I forgot I have no armor on. Okay, who am I? Who am I kidding? I
03:27:15 can't I can't use this stuff yet. Let's put on some gear. Take off these stupid rings. Um, we'll put on the Estus ring again so I can heal. I guess the life ring so I don't die as often maybe. And let's just put on something
03:27:37 something lightweight. Provides some some defense. I did a lot more damage than I thought I was going to do with this weapon on them. So, I can kill them. did 90 less damage with the flining off and the thing that increases the damage. damage if you're at full health. Huh,
03:28:34 that's a big difference. Maybe that is overpowered. Let's go this way real quick. All right. So, there's just like a billion different areas to go. Okay, maybe this isn't as confusing as I thought. What is that?
03:29:30 Is my weapon corroded? No. This out of all the areas so far in the game, I think this might be my least favorite so far. I think it's still okay, but so far it's it's just all right, I guess. I don't hate it or anything. It just doesn't feel that cool.
03:30:21 I cannot stand how he delays everything. Oh, this is bad. Fight me in the water, [ __ ] Oh, he can go so far with that. How long are your arms, dude? Maybe I can't kill these things. coming to the smoke. All this [ __ ] is boosted right now.
03:31:03 Oh. All right. Let's pull this. It's going to make the thing come out of the water, maybe. Oh, what does that do? I just lock myself in here,
03:32:02 huh? Have not been to this side yet. Let's go see what's going on over here. Oh, this is the bottom of the I swear we've been in there before. That's where we looted something earlier. Yep. So, what's this way?
03:32:49 A shortcut if I need it. Wait, like a whole a whole thing. This feels like it's going to take me up to that door at the top. Okay, so this is just Okay.
03:33:36 doesn't seem very helpful, but maybe maybe this is a good way to run back to the boss. Okay. Are you going to attack me? Because that would suck. I want all the items near you, though. What's this do?
03:34:15 I'm stuck. I just saw blocks. Oh, I can just walk through. That might be a way to kill this guy. Yep. Yep. Yep. Come here. Come here. He's throwing [ __ ] at me. Oh my. Come here. Nothing.
03:35:18 That feels like a way to block off the other golem and maybe kill him. This is such a puzzle, bro. I want your items, though. So, there's another lever here. Okay. I haven't been through this door yet.
03:36:05 It's I knew I wasn't going to like this place. It's too confusing. Too many puzzles to solve. This feels like a boss room behind. Oh. It's going to keep eating my head, huh?
03:37:22 Just going to heal. He was a lot more terrifying than I thought he would have been. Aldrich Sapphire. What's that about? Recover FP from critical attacks. I mean, that seems very helpful in like one scenario.
03:38:08 Wait, where's the ceiling? Okay, now I got to solve the puzzle or kill the golem. Okay, I can just walk up that way. So, I need to get past him anyways. Um, 20 damage. He didn't move though. Oh my
03:39:30 Do I just slowly whittle him down? Cuz that seems I dodged perfectly. For those uh one in 10 or whatever feet people in chat, here you go. Oh, [ __ ] There's another one of those things on there. Oh, you can step on them.
03:40:16 There's so many of them. Thank you. All right. Is he dead yet? Q. Oh, if I die to these things, I'm I'm going
03:41:12 be pissed. All right, give me the good loot. Dumpai drang shoes. I don't have shoes on right now. Fine protection that is both light and strong having been reinforced with rare gay steel.
03:41:52 Am I Am I saying that right? The Dang Knights were once feared cell swords until treason met descending into the abyss. I'll put them on threshold. Thanks for the prime. Oh, I'm going to get older armor. Nice. Is it actually pretty light? Uh yeah, sort of.
03:42:23 Pale tongue. What is that? Did anyone use this bathroom before me or something? What is this thing? That's nasty. Dang hammers. That sounds cool. paired hammers of the Drang Knights. The Drang Knights dispanded. They scattered
03:42:58 across the lands as sell swords. They quickly became known for shieldless, aggressive tactics that struck fear in the hearts of men. Spin bash. Cool. Thank you for the 69 bits. Thank you for not sending 67. We're all too old for that.
03:43:24 Oh. Um, let's try to pull one at a time here. Oh, you know Idiot double buffed his weapon. What are you doing? Pull.
03:44:06 Let's pull you next. Okay, I got to get rid of this [ __ ] fire thing. Come here. Why did I not get a Oh, how did I not get a backstab there? No backstabs. You're praying to the wrong gods. All right, we are close to the boss. I
03:45:18 think another elevator. Sure. Being summoned. Thanks for that. unable to join. Ha. What is this? Is this the doorway to the outside that I saw a long time ago? It is. Okay. Nice. So, we got a little
03:45:59 bit of a shortcut there. That one might be a little more helpful. And there's another elevator. Or is that the No, that's the same room. Okay. My game is kind of losing frames in
03:46:25 here. All this smoke effect. If this is the boss room, I got to I might have to turn that off somehow. Yeah, this is just where I killed those guys, right? Yep. I don't feel like killing them is the right move yet. Is there nothing else over here? Doesn't
03:47:10 look like it. Oh, back room. Okay, let's see what's back. Oh, that's a fog wall. Try Ember. Okay, that looks like a boss. I'm killing these two things. Then I got to use the bathroom again real quick and grab some water. Deacon skirt
03:47:46 skirt run by the deacons. In time, those dedicated in sealing away the horrors of the deep succumb to their very power. It's lighter and does curse protection. probably gonna be cursed in this fight. Okay, be right back. Got to use the bathroom again. Get some water. I'm back. I'm ready for Aldrich the fat
03:49:28 whatever whatever he is. He's a cannibal. He used to be right and proper which is why he's in the church. All right. No Ess flasks. Got to do it first try. No guts ahead. Wings ahead. Oh,
03:49:53 you hear that? Oh, okay. No secret ahead. So, we just got to murder a ton of No, there's a one that's red. Yep, we're killing the red one. It's on this guy now.
03:50:41 Where'd he go? Ouch. Um, I need to stop dying or getting hit by fire. I'm just going to die. Got him. Where you going next? It's a weird fight.
03:51:48 Oh, it's getting it's getting more complicated. Uh, bonfire. Is there a bonfire in here? I have nestus flask. How'd I get that? One of those. What are they calling upon? Maybe I should take these guys out. Uh, yep. Cuz now we're in the
03:52:49 we're getting cursed. I should have. That did nothing. Oh no. I think we're dead. Do we just die when we get curse? We stopped it. That looks like a lot of fire or magic damage that can hit me. Okay, nobody's doing curses into the air
03:53:53 now. How does one heal? I think I am healing, but I don't think it's going to be. Yeah, I need some masses flasks, bro. What a weird fight. I kind of like it. could also
03:54:58 we're gonna have a lot of high health during this fight. So, we probably can put on this Lloyd sword. And uh Oh, rings have weight now. I just realized. Okay, let's try again. Wait, there's a bonfire that's closer.
03:55:32 Is there a bonfire that's closer? Did I light a bonfire in there somewhere? I'm going to check. I can't remember. No, but I could go. Is it a shortcut to go this way? Probably not. [ __ ] There was a door. That's got to be helpful.
03:56:10 Where was that door at? Where would that be? I can kind of see it from here. Not really, actually. That's probably much shorter. Let's just drop down for the So, what is what are these gates about
03:56:52 too? Does this is the boss going to be like out in this area? I got to find a way to open up that door. This is not Yeah, this is not faster. Oh, so that was an enemy. I thought it was
03:57:36 just a large something. Don't mind me. Don't mind me. Oh no. Oh yeah, it's here. This is the other side, right? Or have I already been here? Okay. So that'll be the shortcut. Okay.
03:58:06 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, I can take the I can take that shortcut up there and then just run straight up. Okay, that'll be the run back if I need it. If I need it. We don't need it. I wasn't even looking, dude. Later. All right, Deacons.
03:59:00 Let's do this again. I had a lot of souls, didn't I? Grab those real quick. Heat. Heat. Ouch. Wow, that's a lot of fire. Okay, the squad is up. It's a lot of dark.
04:01:00 These fires are pissing me off. I don't think I'm going to be able to avoid that, am I? Oh. Please. No. Excuse me. Can I backstab him? All right, that fight was interesting.
04:02:15 Not too difficult, but interesting. Do you guys see what I see right now? That's a small doll. There's no way I needed to do all of that to get the doll. Why do they have the doll? I was looking for that doll and it was just in a hidden area on a whole
04:02:41 different boss. That's crazy. Where even is it? Should be a key, right? Yeah. Silverwork doll depicting a young squire. In the legendary old city of Iril, situated in the boreal valley, the pontiff Son gave
04:03:05 this doll to to valued subjects so that they might use it to cross the barrier when they return home. Listen carefully and you can hear it say, "Wherever you go, the moon still sets in." I don't know why I'm using that voice. Wherever you may be, Illil is your home. I just wanted to sound like a small girl
04:03:27 or something that was reading it. I don't know. I should Maybe I should have continued, but I I feel like I had to spare you guys at least the other half of the sentence. Cool. What's the symbol of? It's like a half moon with a guy with a sword and like a
04:03:44 H. So, where's Aldridge? He should be in the cathedral of the deed, right? Aldrich. I guess we'll be able to tell if we're missing anything in this menu thing cuz I think this
04:04:09 shows if it's 100%. Wait. Okay, there's more. What does What do those things mean? Those symbols were here on I think they were here earlier and now they're here. Does that mean PvP maybe?
04:04:46 No idea. Okay. Well, let's go to Firelink Shrine and get some souls spent after we check. These are the these are our bros. Horus and um is it Ari? That's not her name. I wrote it down as Aria.
04:05:17 That's not her name. This is Horus though cuz he doesn't say anything. >> Oh, and we meet again. >> Aerys me. >> We spoke before on the road of sacrifices. Henry of a store.
04:05:32 >> Henry, that's an N. >> Pleased to see you safe. We reached the Cathedral of the Deep, but Aldrich's coffin was empty. >> Okay. >> The maneater must have left for his true home. >> That's why he's not there. The little
04:05:47 doll in the empty coffin told me, >> "Oh, he's an Ithl." >> Aldridge is said to hail from in the boreal valley, an ancient fabled city. A pilgrim told me that the city lies beyond Faren Keep. And so becomes our destination. >> Yeah, you know, I've already been there.
04:06:07 Kind of ahead of you. >> Honest home is Ill in the Boreal Valley, an ancient fabled city, a pilgrim. Save the >> All right. No, he's over there. I got to go learn this miracle. I got to I got to do some leveling up with my
04:06:26 weapons. Damn it. Aha. >> All right. What do you want to give me? Deep soul fire darkened soul sediment. And what's the other thing? Cleric's candlestick. It's a sword. Dude, there's so many good
04:07:00 items in this game. How do I choose? But this is on intelligence and not on faith. Although you do need a faith requirement. Candlestick uses both a sword and a catalyst. The deacons under the guidance of arch arch deacon McDonald became both clergymen and sorcerers. Pendalite
04:07:22 provides his temporary source of light which reveals additional guidance. What light reveals guidance? Oh yeah. Oh no. We saw that earlier. Do we need any of this crystal sage thing? I think I'd rather have the candlestick. But maybe dark is good against something. Okay, I'm going to It's so
04:07:59 hard to know. It really is. >> First things first, >> welcome must be very well then taken. >> Let's get a level. >> Farewell, Ashen one. >> And let's go over here and talk to our miracle lady. Where is she? Oh, champion of do you wish to hear a
04:08:36 tale? Oh, what's this? >> Champion of Ash, this divine tome is forbidden. >> Just teach me it. >> These are dark tales of things that lurk deep within men. These stories would not please you.
04:08:54 >> I you you don't know. >> Of course, if you insist, I will read them for you. only they frighten me. So >> that's fine. >> The little creatures that nibble at me in the darkness.
04:09:17 >> So we got naw and deep protection. Some extra attack absorption resist stamina recovery. Ah that seems very good. Summon insect swarm to feast on foes. Some extra attack absorption resist. That's literally like everything >> you know in my home of I would be
04:09:50 although if I had Oh terribly sorry but you >> have a pleasant I pray >> that's going to be superpowered. Let's go. >> It increases everything. That's what I was looking for. And then ah
04:10:17 >> what have we here >> by the gods? This inscription reads Quana the ancient deity one of the witches of Iselith. >> Iselith. That's >> the last of them who wandered the lands. Then she must have returned to Iselith after all.
04:10:37 But I regret to say I cannot accept this. Quailana's pyromances are for witches and must be learned from a mistress. >> Oh, that's right. >> But thank you for allowing me to peer upon such if only I were a woman. >> Go take it that go to that coffin in
04:10:53 Dark Souls 2. >> Do not be gone for what? What do I do, man? Okay, I got to I got to think about these weapons, too, cuz I have I've got this staff thing, the spear, which is pretty cool. I've got I like my Aurora sword,
04:11:27 but this weapon's pretty strong, too. just straight up. I'm going to I'm going to get it leveled up. >> I really like this weapon. Where is it? Large tie knight shards. That's so many. I'm going to go to five with it.
04:11:56 I still don't have a gem, do I? Oh, the only gem I'm missing is a blessed gem. Come on. It makes it a for scaling. I gotta I got to find a bless gem. I fell off. My kids say anyways. I fell off. And I think I'm going to actually get
04:12:22 some other sorceries here. Let me let me try this dark thing. Or what is it? The candle. Oh, that's right. The candlestick is good, too. That scales off intelligence. I can't even use crystal hail. Um, can I use sorcery with uh I want to
04:13:03 buy it. I got it. I did it. >> Treat the fire king. >> So, can I do this with my talisman? No. But can I do it with the staff that I got? Where is it? There it is. No. Oh, no. Okay. So, I can use it with the staff. I also got to level up the staff.
04:13:52 Just wasn't How much does it cost? Where is it? Uses twinkling titanite. I also have the bellvine which if I upgrade one more time gets to a scaling instead of b. I want to use twinkling titanite on the staff.
04:14:29 Let me just go test it out real quick. Let's try this. So, I need to tune one more spell maybe. Um, I could do What is What is that again? Cartis Flame Arc. All right, let's let's just try this for a quick fun attack or two. We can use it on um some of these guys.
04:15:14 Hope this is worth it. Ooh. It's kind of good. >> Kind of does a lot of Well, maybe it doesn't cuz my weapon is like I'm going cleric and I'm using dark magic. That can't be right. I also have deep protection which I
04:15:54 don't need to have. Okay, I can use deep protection. Oh, that's cuz it's a Okay. H, that staff seems so cool, though. I want to use it. All right, I'm going to I'm just going to keep going on my
04:16:14 the path of getting 35 faith. I'm going to go back to I can almost use lightning strike. Almost. Let's just use lightning spear for now. There it is. All right, let's try the Satan vine and staff for a bit. All right, let's go.
04:16:53 Let's go to Boreal Valley. Are should I ask around? Cuz I just killed more bosses. Let me just talk to some people. Who else is here? Sorcerer is still dead, right? Dead as hell. Oh, what's his message say, though? Could this be a sadness? Who killed him?
04:17:22 Was it you? >> Oh, hello. Fine work, I say. Discovering Ithil in the boreal valley, all in a day's work. >> Thank you. >> If the tales are true, it is home to old moon worshipping nobles and should be
04:17:45 packed with treasure. >> What do you think? Shall I go and see what I can find? >> Yes. >> A fine choice. I am Grey Rat the thief. What I bring back will be worthy of that name. What do you got in here? Anything good?
04:18:14 Goodbye. Just remembered that pickle pee and pump rum. Do I have any of those yet? I I don't know. I don't know what >> nothing looks makes sense. I got a bone shard, too. I got to make sure. >> Oh, I got to talk to her. I got an ash.
04:19:24 Gracious passing fine ash thoust given. Let this ash bestow nourishment. I only hope these new wares content thee. Woody woo, thank you for the sub. Appreciate it. All right, we got blooming purple moss. Okay, this cures toxin, too. That's an
04:19:49 upgrade. More alluring skulls. We bought both keys, right? Yep. Boost damage absorption when HP is full. So, that's okay. Nice. So, nothing too new besides the ring and a staff, which I don't need a one. >> All right,
04:20:33 let's do this. I want to go I'm going to go visit this beautiful place. There's going to be some blessed gems here. No doubt. There has to be. Actually has to be. I'm so excited for this zone. This feels like it could be a peak Dark Souls II zone.
04:21:00 Just take a look. Oh, everything's boosted right now. It's a fun noise. I'm medium rolling. Probably doesn't even matter. 48%. Everything's pretty light. I need to wear gear.
04:22:02 I hear it. Oh, we're going to be dealing with ice. Forgot. Damn, that's sad. >> Yep. That's a That's a new enemy.
04:23:06 This weapon's really long range, though. I kind of like it. I think this might help make my playthrough a little easier. Come and get it. Who wants it? >> So he's got dark magic. He's got the speed.
04:24:10 Bro, they attack so frequently. It's crazy. My shield blocked a ton of damage, but I don't really know. I guess I could just do that. Maybe I can try to parry these guys. At least they attack like without like doing anything too wild.
04:24:49 Yep. That was that hurt. That hurt a lot. The shield blocks pretty much everything though. It just burns my endurance and then you have to dodge the next attack and then wait for your [ __ ] to come back up and then Okay. Well, just go this way first.
04:25:25 Okay. So, you can parry. All right. Locked on this side, I'm sure. Yeah. What is that thing? Why do I hear a lot of movement? Oh, cuz I have two of them on me. Okay, if I just parry them, we'll get through this. That was spooky.
04:26:42 did a ton of damage. Okay, I like this weapon a lot. Hang on. Might I actually might have to spend some resources on here. These [ __ ] What is wrong with you guys? Just go play a different game if you're feeling that way.
04:27:01 Drive finger butthole. All right. It's pretty. It's a pretty area. These are the weaker foes of the area. Nice. We're literally the next skeleton over. You got to do the same message though. Oh, we got a we actually have a flamethrower. That's crazy.
04:28:08 Why don't you uh why don't you get a little closer? Budding Green Blossom. He's just not going to stop attacking me with that. Uh, that hurt. That hurt, too. I thought I was out of
04:29:08 it. Okay, this is this is a cancer area. This is Dark Souls 2 again. There's like nine enemies on me. Ooh, that's a cool move. Hi. I'm just having fun, but I should be trying to live. No, no, no, no.
04:30:20 All right, come here, dude. Me versus you. I backstabbed him, but he got me at the same time as he did his flame. Maybe I didn't backstab him. I I thought I could just walk out of it. [ __ ]
04:30:56 I got to parry those guys again successfully. I'm curious if I want to like this zone. I Well, now I don't have to worry about losing my souls at least. And we're one step closer to not liking
04:31:33 the zone. I parried him, but I still got hit by his ability. That's not fun. Damn. I like their weapons. They're done. Once I get 35 faith, though, and I get the lightning stake
04:32:24 ability or whatever it is, they're just going to get smoked. Oh, they do both pull. That's annoying. I could just beat to a pull. That worked, too. Stagger them every attack. I just beat him to a pole. Oh [ __ ] there's one on the right. just be to a full. There's a sword.
04:33:22 Should I use it? Pontiff C. I need to Okay, it's really cool. large spinning motion to imbue blade with frost and follow through with a strong attack. H, that's a really cool weapon. Wait, stop putting your shield up. God damn
04:34:16 it. Why give the enemies a shield, man? Just let them put them naked and like a little dagger or something. I need to get magic up, dude. It's over once I get some magic. Come on. Yeah, this one doesn't have a shield.
04:34:54 Look, I'm being cooked, too. He's just done for. Look at that. That'd be so nice. There's still one over there. I always forget about him. That hurts. Wait, you have no shield. You're done.
04:35:41 Beat to a pole. Now it's just you versus me. The second I went to kick him, he attacked. Oh, I didn't expect him to do that. It happened again. I did not mean to parry. Okay, let's just not die again so we
04:36:24 don't have to deal with those three bastards anymore. Oh, now we got to go to hell circle. Oh man. Oh no. He's so far away. I guess he doesn't care. God damn it.
04:37:18 I don't like this area. I'm It's It's leaning towards that way, guys. Got to be honest. It's not about the enemies or or my skill. It's just, you know, the vibes are off a little bit. There's something weird about the vibes. I don't know. The vibes are immaculate, man. What am I
04:37:39 talking about? I'm alive. I'm alive. He spared me. He's fast. Okay, these two are easy to deal with at least. I just have, you know, There's no way I'm being summoned right now. You piece of [ __ ] I'm killing you for
04:39:02 this. Where you at? Where'd you go? I missed three attacks in a row. You guys just always run. There's no way this is what you do. Oh, let me get it. Let me get it. Let me get it. Me, me, me, me, me. Oh, one more.
04:39:59 Proof of Concord kept. That was a That was a kill steal, by the way. I did most of that work. Okay, back to uh back to dying, I guess. Proof a dark spirit was felled by a blue sentinel. Cool. Wait, where's my weapon?
04:41:11 Wasn't ready. I wasn't looking. Poke. Poke. Poke. Dodge. And maybe I could just I just can't wait to get 35. Faith, you're done, bro. And then you dodge out of my move. You
04:42:09 suck. Two out of three kill. Now it's just this guy, my nemesis. He knows that I'm going to attack. He's coded. He's got like chat GPT 5.0 AI capabilities in there. I I actually was going to kick and he got me again. He knows.
04:42:46 There we go. Oh no. [ __ ] You know what? I'm moing on his ass. Take that. We should get teabag in this game. Really? Stop it. Stupid ass tree. Tea back with you too, bro.
04:43:38 Ah, not this [ __ ] I almost forgot. I almost forgot. Uh-huh. Here. Get your minions to me. Oh my god. Don't. Okay. Come here. Come here, little minions. I'm not doing that again. That sucks.
04:44:27 All right. Me versus you again. Dodged. Oh, it's the easiest game in the This is easy, bro. This is easy. Just poke them, man. Just poke them. Legion of three. There's no way that hit.
04:45:09 Okay, I'm I'm making this weapon like as high as I possibly can. I love this weapon. Another one. This one he's Oh god, there's more. I forgot he's going to do that. He was about to pick me up and eat me alive with his staff.
04:45:53 Do I hear a horse by the way? You guys hear that? Oh, it's just Please don't. Nobody said anything. Please, please, please. Thank you. Thank you. illusion ahead. No way. That's cool. That's a first.
04:46:40 Well, I think staircase from an illusion. I like that. Can I jump on him? Have mercy. That did not work. All right. If I get a bonfire sometime soon, I'd be a little bit happier about that.
04:47:30 I can just kill this thing from here, right? It's going to make me fall off. Soon as I cast, I fall. It didn't even do anything. This isn't a friendly, right? >> I'm out of dodge. Please, no. I could have opened the
04:48:05 gate. I could have opened the gate. I could have at least opened the gate for myself. I Oh my god. Oh my god. I might be I might be uh I might be I'm just fully focused in. I'm not dying one more time until I get my souls. I will not die.
04:49:48 Those souls will be recovered. I missed that soul last time. All right, come here. locked in. Still another one of them. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Ah, just wasn't he pretty
04:52:35 Well, very well then, >> 35 more souls. Farewell Ashen one >> ashion one very well then take >> okay two more levels of faith And we can lightning stake
04:53:15 >> and we're going to just go crazy throughout this game. It's going to be just a going to be one one life, never going to hit again. Everybody dies in one attack. You guys are going to see a whole new build. Thank you. to uh Kareem Rabim for the
04:54:08 sub. You're the only thinking can be happy right now, dude. Just you alone. Pulling all three at once. That's going to be it's going to be good, right? Oh man. Oh man. This place is crazy.
04:55:08 Paul, come on. Piece of [ __ ] Like he has no chill. These guys have no chill. Why am I doing less damage? Dude, that's 165 attacks at once. Are they fire? Secretly fire. I swear
04:55:53 they're frost, aren't they? I did less damage to that guy than all the other times. That That's not good. I need a bless gem. How do you get a bless gem? A bless gem would go so crazy. I got my weapon out. Oops. God damn it. I think I'm just like I think I'm a tilt
04:57:12 attacking now. There's no brain left in me. Just kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill. I almost feel like I'm starting to hate this weapon actually. Just let me just let me just go back to my
04:57:29 let's just see what this does. My walnix attacks. I don't think I have enough range for them. I think the other weapon is way better. Like what? Why do they have to? They swing so much. We're talking eight moves in a row.
04:58:20 Give me a break. Give me a break. Okay, this weapon blows. Okay, wolers, you're never being used again. Going back to my trusty long range pokey stick that I'm going to bless with a gem. It is going to be blessed in due time. Oh,
04:59:04 I thought I actually parried him. I thought I got the animation for it. Whoops. So, this is all for Aldrich. Um, once I kill Aldrich, we're on the next big boss. And that's all I got to think about. Get through this area.
04:59:22 Would that have even been a I guess that probably would have been a good shortcut. Yeah, he's dodging. Damn, that guy's a long range. Oh, damn. I think I'm doing more damage against
05:01:46 him, too, even though he's using a fire staff. I think it might be worth just running past. Open from the side. Yes. Yes. Which tree branch? Was that a weapon?
05:02:58 It was tree staves are customary in the far north. Blah blah blah. Okay. Not really that good for me. I just let you do your thing. Oh, they're fire. So, I'm probably doing less damage. You piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] What are you
05:03:31 even guarding? Nothing. I'm not killing you. I guess I could take my other weapon and could I could use my other weapon. Let's do that. just for this mob because I think she's fire.
05:03:51 Thank god I got the shortcut. Oh, wait. Yeah. What time to >> I meant to be farther away. >> Oops. What is this? Priestess ring. Increases faith. I need to find that
05:04:34 ring. I need the priestess ring. I'm going to make the biggest best cleric build in the game. You guys are all going to want to copy it after this playthrough is over. Oh, >> I got I got something for it. someone. Wait. Yeah,
05:05:12 this is what I could have bought. I might want to try that. Oh, you're here. Oh, no. But I can't do the This isn't even a shortcut. I just realized. Oh, it's not even a shortcut. Oh, I was so happy for a second, but now I'm now I'm not.
05:05:41 I just realized this stairwell you have to jump down to get to that area. God damn it. You're just going to keep throwing darkness at me, huh? And your friend Oops. There you come.
05:06:48 Uhoh. I just dodged four times. for no reason. Okay. We can do this. We can progress in Eithlith, wherever we are. Where you at? There you are.
05:07:52 Come here. There you go. Probably going to use this this move more often. I love the sound that chime makes. Such a good noise. Piece of [ __ ] There's no way. Oh my god. I thought she
05:09:17 was going to get hit when I did the attack on the other one. These things are dangerous. All right. I don't think I've missed anything up there. I probably should just kill this guy and not have to deal with him anymore. And then there's two more guys that come
05:09:35 walking out. It's bad. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh my god. Thought he's going to kill me. Make the heavens. Oh, I hate this place. I hate this place, guys. I'm not liking it right
05:10:12 now. I want to just go see what Aldrich is all about. You know, maybe explore the castle a little, find some good items, you know, turn some levers, open some doors. That'd be nice. Oops. Whoa. Fire witch armor.
05:10:37 Cool. And then I got some other weapon, right? A tinder weapon and a staff. Cool. I'm not pyromancy. I feel there's a lot more pyromancy stuff in this game than uh all the other sorcery and cleric stuff. They're walking back up this way. I
05:10:57 already did the secret, so we're good over there. Time for blessing. Blessing gem, please. Surely bonfire. This is a scary looking room for a bonfire.
05:11:34 Oh, I've been I I'm ready. I'm ready to explore. I'm ready to I'm ready for this world, man. Proof of Concord cats. We already have that. So warm. What a great sight. Nothing over here. That's weird.
05:12:18 All right, I need to find a blessed gem. And I probably should head back soon to spend these souls cuz we're almost at Oh my god. Okay. Um, I'm just going to go maybe spend them right now before this turns into something
05:12:50 bad. You know what? I'm actually ready. I think I'm ready to spend some of the things I got to and just get the get the two levels right here and right now. All for lightning stake. 35 faith required. It's got to be crazy. >> Folks, very well that taken.
05:13:18 >> Okay, I need 15,000 souls. >> And you know what? I don't think I actually need this soul. Where is it? I don't want the weapon. I don't want the sorcery. 3k. That wasn't worth I would have kept it if I knew it was 3,000.
05:13:42 Um, let's use these two. Okay, just a little more. Okay, a little bit more than that. I could probably sell something. Don't have a ton of weapons I don't need. I don't want to try those things. Black blade is cool. Don't need that. I
05:14:27 have two butcher knives. Okay, that's got to be enough. >> Ashen one, be sure. >> Here we go. This is what we were working for. >> Very well. >> It all builds up to this 35 faith.
05:15:00 >> Farewell, Ashen one. >> Oh, come on. Please, please be worth it. Where is it? Lightning stake. How many? It uses one slot only. That's huge. So, we can keep the deep protection on or whatever. And then let's uh change our ring so we get the full effect here. We're going to
05:15:24 do boost miracles. We're going to get reduced spell cast time. We're going to get Probably should use the Saints ring. Reduces skill FP consumption and I guess the lingering one for now. Please be worth it, bro. Please.
05:15:54 Church of Yoshka. I want to see unbelievable damage. I need to switch to that which is good. I want this thing to be one shot right here. [ __ ] It's a It's a melee move
05:16:43 and I'm already out of FP. I'm re-rolling. I'm re-rolling. I'm done. I'm done with I'm done with faith. I'm I'm taking my faith out of faith. Okay. Wait, that's actually cracked. Okay. The closer you are, the better it is. Wait a second. Wait a second. Hold. Hold.
05:17:05 I need FP. Who are you? Yeah. Come here. Let's see what you want. Let's see what Let's see. I'm out of [ __ ] I just kicked him. Go. Um, okay. It might be okay. It might be
05:17:58 okay. I've gota I've got to just, you know, work with it a bit here. Is that No, it's lightning. Not I thought it was blessed. No, I thought it was blessed. How do I get up there? Hidden path ahead.
05:18:23 would not have found that. Magic clutch ring increases magic attack but compromises damage absorption. I don't give a Okay, let's do uh we don't have spell effects, so let's do magic clutch ring. Nice. Okay, it's like the game's trying to give me like a hint. It's trying to
05:18:43 say like, dude, stay with it. How do I get up there? Oh, I have to jump from the top. Okay. Does not open from this side. Classic. Classic. Classic. Nothing. There's going to be a blessed gem here. This is We're at it like a church kind
05:19:36 of thing. It's got to be. Who are you? Take thaters. Um, I guess we'll go back this way through the church. Go check that gate real quick. Now I got to reallot my flasks as well. What opens from this side, I wonder. Is
05:20:24 it anything? Does anything open from the side? I'm on time for blessing. Kind of blessing. Okay, let's go to the church. I do. I'm going to go real real quick. Allocate these flasks the right six and four
05:20:51 and then we're going to kick some ass. Does dual wielding uh chime increase the magic damage? Surely, right? just wasn't he? >> Can I upgrade this again too? Large titanite shard. I can go even farther a lot as this
05:21:25 five. Let's do six and five. >> Is there any miracles that I needed to get? Actually, real quick, >> please. Your touch. >> You need your You need that again. >> Creatures how they nip and bite. You know, in my eye would be although to
05:21:54 be, but if I Oh, terrible. >> Whatever. Um, I don't need any of this stuff. Wait. And vicinity. Does that mean it actually like I might have to buy this. Does this mean it puts like a healing rain on the ground? World of Warcraft players would know what that is.
05:22:26 I got to I got to actually have to test this platoon remove. What is it and vicinity? Is it just No, that'd be cool if it did. Okay,
05:22:56 let's use our lightning stake. question is which way do we go up? Always up. Never mind. Always down. roster of knights. Where's What is that? Check Dark Moon Knights. Oh, online play
05:23:59 it. Okay. I see it. Do you guys see it? It's in the wall. You see those spooky eyes? Oh, it was just close to the wall. Not today. Praise the left. Visions of trap.
05:25:00 I am just dead actually though. Bro, they did a lot of damage, but it didn't even KO them. No. I'm not sure if I I I think I have to roll. I don't think I like magic in these
05:25:22 games, man. I really it feels like you sacrifice so much at least with cleric abilities. These are not good so far. Oh shoot. What are they doing? Like, isn't it just safer to be like that?
05:26:18 I don't know. I just I have 35 faith now. That's a lot of faith in faith and I'm just not sure if if it's really doing it for me. There's been like a billion great swords and strength items that I would love to have used so far this play through. Damn, this is pretty though. This is a
05:26:52 cool area. Fading soul. Yep. Oh, these things again. Please tell me there's a soul vessel somewhere. I need to I need to re I'm talking to this girl in in Firelink Shrine. I got to restart. I got to restart, dude.
05:27:37 Let me get my points back, please. I'm so done with magic. >> Welcome people. >> Ashen one sovereignless one. >> Level up. Is it in the level up screen? >> How do I How do I take it away? No.
05:28:03 >> Farewell, honey. >> Is there a setting? Buy something in my inventory. If I'm going to do magic, I think I got to do like sorcery or something because it feels like cleric is not not that fun. Like, am I am I just a PVP spec? Like, is that what
05:28:34 I'm doing? That's what it feels like. I feel like I'm just the the healer on like a team of people. I don't need that. I'm a solo man here. The only last hope I have is if I can find a blessed gem and I bless my weapon with it. And because the scaling is so
05:29:00 high and I have so much faith, if the damage is high, like it's the only chance I'm going to continue. with all this faith. I almost didn't look behind the thing. I would have missed a bone shard. Holy [ __ ] I got to find this gem. And I feel like
05:29:47 out of all the places in the game, it's probably going to be here. Raise the right. Raise the left. Oh, this is spooky. You bastard. Oh, there's tons of them. Look at their little eyeballs. I hope they know that they're not very
05:30:29 hidden. Maybe Lightning Stake will go crazy on these guys. Actually, there's a lot of them. Let's just jump down. I got hit. I got hit. You guys are telling me this is supposed to be good. It missed half of them. I mean, no one's telling me if it's good
05:31:05 or not. I'm just This might be the stupidest build in the game, but what am I doing? There's a ladder there. They're throwing [ __ ] at me. Up the ladder. There's always good [ __ ] up the ladder. Please, please, please. Bless gem.
05:31:32 Please. Somehow. I can't see anything. You're coming up. All right. Shriving stone. Nice. Is that an item? Got to get that. Huh? Nothing else up here.
05:32:35 Feels like I'm missing something in this room. What does it say? Friendship. Do I really want to go down there? It's probably a losery wall, I guess. Maybe not. Okay. All right. Think we're
05:33:46 getting through the area a little bit. That wasn't What was that? I want to die. About to say it ain't going to be sneaking up on me. I'm starting to like the area a little bit more.
05:35:02 And it's not cuz I'm just not dying. What is that? One gem. No, I need a a different kind of gem. Oh, is that an enemy? Oops. Oh, what a hideous enemy.
05:35:55 Bring a sacrifice. Whoop. Monster ahead. Nice. This feels like a place where a dragon would show up. This feels very dragony. Resumation ahead. I didn't think we'd be at any water during this uh part of the game, but all
05:36:55 right. What is that thing? Straight up abomination. Great heal. Okay. All right, game. How great is it? Let's just take a look. High HP for self and vicinity. I guess healing is fine, but like I have a lot of Estus blasts.
05:37:31 I guess it extends like a potential of fight a little bit longer, but it's not worth 25 faith for, I'm guessing. over there. Huh? We're going underneath. Cool. Bonfire ahead, I hope. Oh [ __ ] we're going down there. That's
05:38:16 cool. And a bonfire. He wasn't lying. Oh, is it going to be dark? Visions of pointless. Okay. We're good. We're good. I want to go see what's over here. There's no way
05:38:47 that this long walkway leads to nothing. I refuse to believe it. Nothing. You're supposed to get like a better sight at something from here. No idea. Okay, that's puzzling. Um, all right. I just
05:39:40 looked at the clock, guys. We're at that time. Got to do the dinner stuff. Take care of the baby. Yeah. And oh, it's chicken tick masala. Oh, I forgot I made that earlier. I forgot. Let's go. Um, thanks for watching today. I'll be back tomorrow on uh at 1:00ish,
05:40:02 12:30, 1:00, and we're going to continue and maybe kill Aldrich. Not sure. Not sure what to expect. This has been fun. This area was a little bit tilting for a bit there, but I think it's just a skill issue. Really appreciate you all being here again. The support it really has been kind of insane. But I will uh yeah,
05:40:22 I'll see you guys tomorrow 1 1 p.m. Make sure you're following so you don't miss that.
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