Dark Souls 3 Blind Playthrough | Day 9
00:13 Damn, an early stream. What is it, 11:30? I'm usually live by like 1. [cough] I missed you guys. I wasn't here yesterday and I I missed you. I got to be honest. Anybody here? Anybody here? Any early people here? Not expecting the early stream.
00:50 A couple people. Okay, I just waited for the update. Nice. A couple people are here. You guys really got those notifications on. Let's go. I think we have to find uh I I didn't actually mean to come down here, by the way, for those who are here early. Uh I
01:08 took a photo for the YouTube stream for the like the thumbnail and I, you know, I took it from here and then I tabbed back into the game and attacked cuz I'm on mouse and keyboard and then I fell off the edge there and I came down here to where the dragon was. Um, but I didn't realize behind the
01:27 dragon was this little room, which is stupid cuz it was right here and I could have just looked for it, but and it looks like there might be a mimic. So, here we go. We're going to start with a mimic. Oh [ __ ] we didn't start with the death.
01:58 Oh shoot. And now we got a sunlight straight sword. And it scales off of faith. Cool. It contains the very power of the sun. Raise a sword. Praising the sun. [cough] Okay, cool weapon. I might have to try that.
02:29 But uh yeah, welcome everybody. Uh for those who are just tuning in kind of right away, sorry for the early stream, but I felt bad. Yesterday I uh I was supposed to stream. Sundays are kind of supposed to be my day off, like one of the weekend days, but I um was hanging out with family. My sister has a
02:46 2-year-old and a six-month-old, and we have an eight-month-old, so we got all the cousins together at my parents house, about like a 45minute drive from here. And I didn't know if I was going to stay the whole day or not until we got there. So, we decided just to chill. And
03:02 by the time I get got home, it was pretty late. So, I figured, well, maybe I'll just stream on Sunday instead. So, here I am. We're We're a couple hours early [snorts] and uh we're going to go kind of to the same time like that 5:00. So, strap in or whatever you do for your streams. Buckle in. Uh grab your
03:19 Cheetos. I don't know. I have a feeling we're getting close to the end kind of. I don't I have no idea. It feels like this this whole like evil eclipse sun thing is pretty bad. Like that, you know, that doesn't really seem like a good thing for the world.
03:37 a never- ending eclipse. So, we're going to go uh I guess back to where we were before after the dragon slayer and see what's next. Dragon Slayer armor. Yeah, [clears throat] I do kind of remember that somewhere. I
04:03 don't know if it was a message on the ground or an NPC talking, but it sounded like I had to go to the base of Lothric Castle to kill Lothric. So, I guess there's a chance that Lothric is going to be at the very bottom, which we kind of halfway explored uh early
04:23 yesterday. So, I don't really know what's going to be here kind of at the top of Lther Castle. I assume something that sent him down below. I don't know. Or maybe maybe I'm just completely forgetting what what it was um about Lothric
04:42 and he's going to be up top here and we're going the right way. Really not sure. Thank you uh Romani for the uh Twitch Twitch primer. appreciate you. For those who tuned in yesterday, or not yesterday, cuz we were off, I guess, uh, Friday, a couple days ago now, I feel
05:07 like I did a better job exploring, like this whole upper Lothric Castle area was new to me, and I think we found a lot of the secrets. Maybe there's more and I should go back one more time to check, but it feels like we did. Okay. It's like I I think I'm starting to realize in Dark Souls games like it's
05:30 very important to look both up and down to see like areas that you're going to possibly visit. Like we're going to go that way. There's a clearly a stairwell, probably an item. Sometimes you can even see items. We're probably going to go across this bridge.
05:52 It's nice to, you know, slowly get a brain. Okay. What's up with that? I can see both bonfires while standing right here. Why would you ever need bonfires that close? Strange. Like, I'm actually confused. That makes
06:16 no sense. That's I mean we're talking like no time at all. Ooh, Grand Archives Key and Gothur Twin Swords or Gut Hard. Am I saying that? That should be Gothard, right? That's not gut hard. Um, there they are. The hunter known as the king's black
06:41 hands wielded paired weapons. These belong to Gothur, who fled the castle. Gothard rose quickly through the knighthood. No surprise to those who have witnessed his swordsmanship. Uh oh. Uh, spin slash. Cool. And what was this key we just got? I
07:01 like that the keys in Dark Souls 3 tell you like kind of where they go. Key to the main door of Lothric's grand archives. With the fire fading and the spreading puss pus puss. I almost said puss. Uh, so, okay. The reason why I said puss, by the way, is because my wife is Swedish
07:21 and I'm learning Swedish and I have a word. It's with another s that you say puss as in like a kiss. Okay, it's if there's any Swedish people here, you understand. For those who are not Swedish, I'm sorry. Swedish is it has some weird things. Uh, pus. I haven't seen the word pus in
07:38 a while. I don't like that word. With the fire fading and the spreading pus of man tainting the Okay, now we're saying taint and p. Okay. The grand archives closed its doors for good today. Only a few of its keys remain. This one likely belonged to Goth, one of the king's black hands who fled the castle. So he
07:56 died. Is this him? Is this like No, that does not look like a cool guy that would have these swords. He He probably just died to Gothur. Okay, which way do we go? Looks like the keys might literally go to this door, huh? What's the point of having the keys on
08:19 the ground if they're going to open a door right here? Let's not go that way first. Let's go this way. Oh, so this is the contraption that doesn't move. But this is what connect. No, that doesn't connect cuz that's way over there.
08:46 Okay, more contraptions and elevators we need to solve later on. Oh, there's a summon sign here. Is this a Is this an NPC? Holy [ __ ] He's got claw He's got Wolverine claws. I guess we'll summon him. I don't think I've done like one summon
09:19 in this game yet. Or is this a player? Or is this one of those signs where it's an evil guy? Okay. Is it a real player? I have no idea. Oh, now we're trapped. This doesn't move like an NPC.
10:17 Oh [ __ ] I mean, yeah, you can take care of it. Wait, I got to read the scroll. Hang on, hang on, hang on. A crystal scroll. We can't learn that stuff. There could be items, bro. How do I unsummon this person?
10:51 If you're here and you can hear me, if you're in stream, can you just Is it possible for you to leave? How do I wave goodbye? Shoot. Night chunk. I didn't I thought it was an NPC. The greedy sounded like a
11:25 I mean, thank you. I need to I need to like How do I die? Does dying work? Okay, I'm almost dead. There's too much to explore. I I I can't have somebody in here. I think I can fall from here. Nope.
12:18 Okay, that should solve it. We also just got invaded at the same time. Okay, friend required ahead. Maybe I should have kept him. I'll figure it out later. Okay, now we can explore on our own. And I guess we have to kill that sage again,
12:48 probably. Okay, so we're in the archives. Lots of items up. I think I like both of the archive areas in these Dark Souls games. Very cool. Very cool aesthetic. I went this way. We need that item.
13:57 Okay, we died here before. Oh [ __ ] I one shot him. Let's go. Titanite chunks. How do I get to that item I just saw over there? This is kind of like a maze. Oh, he has a shield again. [ __ ]
15:04 I'm going to get lost in these archives, aren't I? I am going to get lost. This seems like a kind of like a maze. And I also have 37,000 souls. I need to get back. What even is this way? Oh. Have I gone this way already? I'm I'm
15:33 literally already lost and I just stepped foot in here. Yeah, I I just did a big circle. My soul should be this way. I mean, bro. Okay, Lightning does way more damage against this guy. Okay, I got my souls back. Got this
16:29 item. Perfect. Oh, there's going to be some big secrets in this place. Crystal Chime. A sacred chime. It doesn't really scale that well, but what does it do? Once possession of Gertrude, the heavenly
17:03 daughter, and defiled by the scholars of the Grand Archives. Okay. They granted the scholars a degree of success. In this case, their work enabled this chime to be suitable for casting both miracles and sorceries. That's cool. That might be really cool. What is the What is the spell buff or
17:24 whatever on it? 99. Not that good. So, maybe that thing's just not that good at all. Okay, I'm going to try to take my time because I feel like there's so much to possibly miss in this area. There might be like things hidden underneath books, you know, like a floor
17:44 I can fall into. What are these things? They have candle heads. So, they were defiled, I assume. Oh, damn. And this is just Oh, I can dunk my head in the wax. Let's do it. What? Yo, now we could probably like pretend
18:30 we're them. How do I get my head on fire? Maybe I had to use my torch. What is that beneficial for? Okay, we got to go this way. Okay, there's an item over here. Pretty sure, right? Yeah, this way. Nice. Okay, I think this main area is
19:19 pretty pretty cleared. I don't think I saw anything else. If there's a boss in this this kind of archive place, I'm going to be pumped. Oh [ __ ] it's dusty in here. Oh, it's getting spooky. Any enemies on the ceiling? Good. There.
19:53 Oh, I don't like the drones. You guys hear the ambient drones there? Uh, what the hell? Can I kill them? Or do they not want me? Cuz I have a head made out of wax. What is that? What's going on? Okay. Got to watch out for those, I
20:40 guess. Oh, he's so fast. I mean, So, I think maybe they don't mind if I'm a if I'm a wax head. They don't want to eat me or grab me or molest me or whatever those spooky hands are supposed to do.
21:21 Oh my god, it still kind of scared me there. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. >> Okay. Okay. They can get me. Oh, my head went away. Okay. The wax head protects you from that. I'm going to get my head waxed. It does protect you. Did it wear out or
21:48 what did I do that made it go away? Maybe it's just a time based thing. So, does that mean these enemies won't attack me now? Cuz I have your head. Okay. Yeah. No, that's cool. So, they can't curse me if I have a wax head.
22:30 Did I miss anything in this room? Maybe you can get on top of the bookcases. Nope. I think we're good. How do I get there? Probably get higher up first. There's a ladder. Did I not notice this
23:07 ladder the first time around? Oh, I can kick it. Of course I didn't. Nice. Okay, we got a little bit of a shortcut. Oh, this place is huge. All right, we have to go. I guess it's not that big if it's just done up there.
23:51 Okay. Oh, there's tons of them. Try up homeward bones. We got to go there. Oh, damn. Okay, we're I did I miss like everything in this game early on? I feel like there are so many ladders and areas and items.
24:30 Why has it taken me three games to f like actually move this slow and see what's around me? It's I guess it's the verticality that's a little bit confusing. A lot of games that I've played, especially competitive games, of course, like there's no reason to worry about
24:49 verticality for like secrets. Of course, like getting the high ground or whatever is good. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] Darth Vader ass [ __ ] lightsaber. Can I push these things? Can't. Okay. Which way did I come from? I got to go got to go this way, too. All
25:48 right, we came from Oh, there's a lever. Oh [ __ ] I don't have a head anymore. But I need the lever. [groaning] What does that do? Oh, okay. Let's drop down.
26:22 Titanite scales. Love it. I guess it's probably letting you go down with all these ladders and all these jump downs because you want to dunk your head again. I'm guessing. Okay. What What book went down? Is it right there? It was this. All right.
27:13 Mimic. Question mark. Nice. This better be a good item. Titanite slab. Okay, that's what I need to upgrade to plus 10. I'm so like does that mean like genuinely that you can't upgrade weapons that much in Dark Souls II? Like I'm just now finding these plus 10
27:32 items that you need. There's got to be a way to farm them cuz you you got to be able to make more than one plus 10 weapon. Don't even Don't some of them go to plus 15 actually. Okay. How do I get out of here? Where' that ladder go? Right here.
28:05 Probably should go spend my souls, but this this place isn't too dangerous yet. [clears throat] Okay, let's go this way first. You can dunk your head again. Let's do that. Wouldn't we just die by the way if our head was covered in wax?
28:43 Pretty sure I would just die. It's hard to breathe through that. Okay, this is nothing over here. Is there an elusory wall missing? Feels like there's a there's got to be illusion somewhere in this place. We went here and then we went up, right?
29:10 Oh, no. This is That means, did we even explore here yet? I think we didn't. Yeah, of course we did. We literally just walked up. Okay. Welcome, welcome everybody. Hope you didn't miss me too much
29:46 yesterday. More scales. Good stuff. Holy [ __ ] I'm glad I have Oh no, my head's gone. Wax. I go dunk my head in wax again. Whatever. There'll probably be another one soon. Dude, there's so many items here.
30:25 Shriving stone. Contraption required. Ahead. That's nice. Okay. Little shortcut. You good? I have a feeling if we take his item, something bad's going to happen. Let me get a wax head first. There's so many sleepy enemies in Dark
30:58 Souls II. Everybody's just trying to like get their rest before the end of the world or something. Scholar ring. Should I kill him? Can't think. What is a scholar ring? Increases [clears throat] intelligence. That makes sense.
31:23 Scholar has long been considered one of the three pillars of the king's rule and is therefore master of the grand archives. [cough] Okay. I don't know if we fully explored up here yet. I don't want to I don't want
31:44 to go that way across the bridge until we double check. There's another direction I have to go. Ah, I knew it. There's the illusory wall. I think this guy's tough and I might lose my souls. Luckily, getting back isn't too hard.
32:08 But let me just let me just explore just a little bit more. I'm not missing anything, am I? Let's take him on. [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh, he doesn't take that much damage. This might be bad.
33:11 This is This is bad. Okay, I think we're good now. Oh. No, he was one hit. I thought we had him. I got greedy. I thought that last hit was actually going to kill him and it didn't. I think the run back's easy, though. Luckily, we have all these ladders
33:41 kicked down, so we should be good. We should be good. 70,000 souls just chilling up there. I mean, who's going to want to collect those? There's a ladder here. Yes. Okay. I wouldn't have done that if the enemies were tougher leading up leading up to
34:07 that guy. The only thing that can happen now is if I get like cursed. That would that would suck. I still got to get out there for that item. Can you jump down from just here? How would I get there?
34:42 I guess over there most likely. Looks like >> [clears throat] >> Can't believe he has a lightsaber. Yeah, see our souls are right there. There was no problem, guys. Not an issue. Nothing to worry about. Oh, besides
35:22 besides this. Can I go? That wasn't my fault. I got stuck on the guy's animated or his body when he was dying. He wouldn't let me through. That could have been bad. I I don't know what happens if you get cursed. [laughter] I think you die. Uh,
36:05 can I get out of here? I'm throwing bombs instead of using the essence flask. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're actually good, guys. We're completely fine. We're completely fine. Completely fine. Not sketchy at all.
37:04 That armor seems really cool. Out rider helm dimly cool air. So what is the So obviously a lot of frost resistance. It's very It's not that heavy even. Or maybe the chest is. Yeah, it's pretty heavy.
37:26 I'm going to just try it on because that looks really cool. Out rider with the gloves. Why does Why does every Dark Souls character's head look so small in proportion to the rest of the body? They just squeeze my head in there. I swear I have a bigger head than that.
38:01 Maybe I don't. Did I pick a small head? I did in Dark Souls 1. Okay. Well, let's keep exploring. What was he guarding in here? [ __ ] I still need to get my head waxed. What? There's nothing through here.
38:56 Please. Surely my body can fit through this. That's crazy. Ooh, this looks important. Soul stream. Fire. Torrential val of souls. Oh, that seems cool. Pull back. No.
39:31 Okay, we get a sight. The only item I know for a fact we haven't looted is the one outside on the roof, which should be this way. There should be another way to get out on this side. Maybe I have to go higher first. It might be over there, actually. Let me go across the bridge.
39:57 Oh, it's probably that way. The item's over there, but maybe it loops from this side. Oh [ __ ] Two different ways to go. Is there a bonfire this way? Let's go check. [ __ ] man. I I do want the lizard. Hang on. I just want to see if there's a
40:23 bonfire. There could be a bonfire. This looks like a stairwell to a bonfire. This contraption. Where does this take me? Um, it could be a shortcut. Could be a really good shortcut. I almost feel like I don't even want to go right there yet. I'm going to go down
40:46 the elevator. Taking the risk. [snorts] Please be a shortcut. I should get a bone ready. Uhoh. This feels like a shortcut, right? Oh, that's massive. We're at the beginning, dude. level design. Oh, it's so good. I think we're
41:27 at the beginning at least. >> Yeah, we are. Oh, that's so nice. Oh, that's so nice. This game just keeps impressing. All right, let's go level up before we lose 100,000 souls for nothing. Welcome. Very well. Then take >> I wonder what we should get. Maybe we
42:01 should get some endurance. >> It only increases it a couple points though. Is endurance not worth it? I don't think endurance is worth it in this game. It recovers so quickly. Vitality is obviously good for heavy builds. I could just keep maxing out strength.
42:23 I'm just going to keep doing strength. >> Farewell. Need 3,000 souls. [cough and clears throat] >> Oh, that was 10,000. [ __ ] >> Welcome people. very well that >> 100,000 souls. Most we've ever had in this playthrough. Let's go. All right.
42:50 Three points of strength. Uh let's just get let's just get one health just for fun. Right. It's not diminishing returns or anything yet. No, we're good. >> Very well then. >> Okay. And I think we have enough titanite slabs to
43:12 upgrade the weapon one more time. Nice. Okay, we can make it plus 10. We can max it out. I'm doing it. Done. And then wool near sword. We can max out next time we get a slab. >> Be careful. Okay, lightning aura sword. One of my favorite
43:39 move sets. I should have I should have used this weapon pretty much the whole game. This thing's awesome. All right, 8,000 souls. I could I have to go see what the dragon slayer armor is for the transposition. Or did I already look at that? I think I already did.
43:58 It was his big ass shield, which I'm never going to use. and I think his weapon that I technically could get closer to. Okay, I'm going to save that. But I don't think I'm going to use Soul of the Dancer. Those are really good, too, though. And
44:16 they do scale off Faith. But 20 dexterity. Will I ever go for dexterity? I mean, those weapons are awesome, man. I got to I think I might have to get some dexterity for that. Okay, I'm not going to use those souls in case I like the weapons.
44:45 I guess I'm just going to I'm just going to keep going with 8,000 souls. All right, I think we're almost done with the archives. Here's our shortcut. Wonderful. Oh my god, I thought the elevator was there. No, it
45:17 doesn't move. I had a one time lift down. Are you serious? What's up with that? Okay. Okay. Okay. I think I'm understanding what's happening here. Those are nachos. Did you make nachos for yourself? So, these are my nachos.
45:37 What? The wife just dropped off some nachos. Hell yeah. Can you hear the chronic? M. Damn, she put them on parchment paper, too, which basically looks like it came from a restaurant. That's fancy.
46:01 Excuse the uh mild chip noises you might hear through the mic. I'm going to be eating them periodically here as we play. Nachos on a Sunday. Come on. Can you hear the crunch? Can you tell? Okay, I need to kill this knight and then I got to figure out a way to
46:42 make this contraption work. Oh [ __ ] Uh, it was this way. Yeah. Let me dip my head in wax just for the culture. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Leave me alone. grief.
47:39 I think I'm dead. Yep. I didn't think he was going to jump over my attack. Whatever. I can eat some nachos while I'm dying. I might do some tactical deaths here so I can actually consume these things. Okay, I am wondering why this
48:01 contraption is not working. Why not? I'm missing a button somewhere cuz there's a contraption back there that doesn't work. Maybe I'm going to like power up this place. Damn, these things are good. Went in here.
48:59 Okay. I'm going to kill this guy. I love how some of these enemies are just pondering life, staring out into the red sky. Wondering if it's worth it. Lothric Knight shield. Do I I think I
49:42 already have one of those. No, I don't. What does it do? Shield of the renowned Lothric Knights. Contended with dragons. And the shields have suitably high lightning absorption befitting a dragon slayer's arms. And it does. Yeah. 87. And 100% physical protection, too. Okay.
50:05 So, can I drop down? It doesn't look like it. But why is he out here? There must be something. Is Is it to show me that there's that item there? I think that's it. So, I have to go probably up higher. See, that's what I'm learning about Dark Souls. They don't just like have random
50:28 areas. It's going to be like an elusory wall or they're going to show you something that you should get later. Um, okay. We got to go higher up. I do want to get this thing though first. Should I?
50:54 Two Titanite scales. Hell yeah. Um, okay. I guess we got to backtrack now. Where? Okay, this is annoying. Okay, I I'm actually lost. How How do you get out of here? I know there's a knight here. I don't really want to go
51:30 past. Can I get by? Thank you. Oh, down here. And then take the ladder. Okay. Can I pull this lever again for anything? No. How did he get to that item? Am
52:31 I missing something? >> [groaning] >> Wait, where's the wax? I thought it was right there. Oh, I went too high again. All right, let's uh let's get some wax and then I guess keep going upwards.
53:27 Wife delivering nachos. What the hell? Okay, so Like what? What good is this? You have to pull the lever. I guess we're just going to go back down eventually. Can I move? I'm just staggered to Oh, why am I so slow? Oh, he must have given
54:19 me whatever that sludge is. Thank god I have a helmet on. Wait. So, this this lets me do my Oh, okay. This shield's awesome. I love this shield. 100% physical protection. It's not too heavy, and it lets you use your weapon skill.
54:49 That thing's awesome. Okay. Is this a mimic? Oh, more titanite scales. So big. I need to take a bite of Naju. Hang on. >> [snorts] [clears throat] >> I assume this is just to show you that
55:23 you can kick the ladder down. I hope Damn, these these things know where to go. Flesh bite ring. That looked like poison and fire. Try light flesh bite ring raises poison bleed,
56:00 curse, and frost. Whoa. All four. I think we're going to be fighting a boss of all varieties coming up next. How do I get up there? Kick ladder. No. Okay, there's an item right on this side somewhere.
56:26 How do I get down there? Maybe there. Okay. Let's try not to get lost. Can we come back up? It looks like it. Oh [ __ ] You again. Is there two of them? There you go. Die.
57:19 Cute. I'm taking a lot of damage for some reason. I have a hoof hook. Wouldn't I get the ring on? I didn't mean to put that on. What? I guess I'm just going to do my raising my bleed frost. Whatever. Whatever.
57:41 I don't think we can go that way, but what a view. We can go this way. Should I go here first? Um, no, not yet. There's also an item over here, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, there it is.
58:14 Let me just double check. Okay, we probably have to go that way anyway. So, let's get the item here first. Should be nothing else over here, right? Oh, okay. More chunks.
58:41 Oh, hell yeah. Holo gem. There two of those. Infused to create a hollow weapon. Used to refuse said to peer into the essence of its wielder whose luck boosts attack. Yo, that would be such a cool build. Oh,
59:06 that would be sick. Can't go down there. What is that? Oh [ __ ] the screeatures. >> [groaning] [screaming] >> There's a good chance I'm dead. [screaming]
01:00:23 I'm just going to drop down. Oh, [ __ ] off. God damn it. I sent the elevator down, right? No, I pulled it up. And of course, it doesn't work anymore. God damn it. I'm going to fork the rest. He's not good.
01:01:35 Good. We're good. Good. Wait, I'm so confused. How did I get up there last time? Was it this way? Yeah. Like, how does this work? I could just send it down. I can get it later. Let's do that. Don't need to deal with these guys.
01:02:13 Let's go on to the roof and try again. I guess I'll get that later. Okay, I have to remember that item. That's going to be That's going to be hard to remember for a big brain like me. Oh, I'm above them this time. Okay, that's how you do it. Oh, yep. Is he just gone?
01:02:46 What just happened? He just sent himself off the edge. I'll take it, dude. Nice. What was he scared about? There's no way I'm getting both these guys. And they're just going to Okay, they're baiting me. Are you going to go off the edge, too? Nearly.
01:03:14 Wait, maybe you just will. I'm just going to stand right here. I'm actually going for this item. That's too shiny. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, no. Can I get behind him like this? I thought he was stopped moving. Coming
01:03:44 for the backstab. Okay, now we're in trouble cuz I going to be hard to get back to. I lost my other souls anyways now. And because I was smart, I sent the elevator down. Should I just take the plunge and like see
01:04:13 what's up with these elevators, dude? How do you function? I don't understand. Is my strength not high enough? Whatever. I don't get it. I actually don't understand. The run back is fine. I got to eat nachos still.
01:05:37 I never had nachos this slowly in my life. If I get nachos at a restaurant, dude, that [ __ ] is gone before the like the servers even left the table and drop them off. What am I missing? I don't understand
01:06:08 what's wrong with you. Wait. It looks like you could have lit this somehow. Is it missing a piece? Like what? It looks like you could put a torch there or something. Like I send it down too. Like what what
01:07:04 what is wrong with these things? Is it cuz I have to pull this lever? I I actually I'm giving up. It's going to I'm wasting time trying to figure out a stupid elevator doesn't work. It's clearly like not functioning. There's no sign, but just need to walk around.
01:07:28 All right, back to the roof. [snorts] Hopefully this guy jumps off the edge again. Holy, bro. It took off lock on. So I He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's back. [groaning]
01:08:31 just die. Like you got you seriously just have to have one health life left. I'm dead. Where is he? Dude, walk on. 4,000 souls. Thank you very much. Okay, there's another one. These [ __ ] things baited me last time. There we go. I I hate it.
01:09:03 There he is. Uh uh. Nice shield. No, it's a good shield. Six. I thought he was going to die. He did not have a shield up. Dude, we're going to dance like this. You know you're weak. Give it up. Give
01:09:33 it up. Give me those souls. He's an idiot just like me. Thinking he can kill me. Low health. Okay, thing is we still have to loot an item. Um, there's one on that side. There's one on this side. If I fall off, I have to go around again, which sucks, but I
01:09:55 have to do it. Where is that item? How do I get Oh, I got to kill these streaking bird things, too. I could I could just ignore them. Is it there? Can't go there. The item is The item is right behind there. How do I get to it, though?
01:10:26 I also have to go up there and kill that guy again. Maybe I Maybe I just kill this guy first if I can. No. Have mercy. Easy. So, what are you guarding up here? Can I shoot the chandelier?
01:11:04 Sea, are you up there? Oh, anybody get that reference? I know somebody understands that. [ __ ] you guys. No way. You got saved by the railing. What am I missing? There's definitely something up that I'm missing here. Was that a cage? Kind of.
01:11:44 Let's go around this way first. Eat a nacho because we have time. [ __ ] There it is. Oh, what a nacho scoop this is going to be. Mhm. Real life Estus Flash. We're good. Undead bone shard. Nice. And ember. And
01:12:27 something gorgeous view. Praise the sun. It is really Why is there smoke coming from that building? Or is that the sky? No, that's the sky. There's nothing out here. You can't tell me there's nothing out here.
01:12:56 What you want me to see? Nothing. Gorgeous view. All right. I mean, the good items are right here. Oh, we can kick down the ladder. Nice. Do we need that, though? Yeah, it's a little bit of a shortcut. Let's wax it up.
01:13:53 Be wary of beating to a pole. Are we going to be dealing with a candlestick boss? That'd be cool. He's got Oh my god, he shoots a lot of arrows fast. Come here then. Come here. We're going to lo. Oh, he's pissed.
01:14:22 Oh, you bastard. Where did you come from? All right, guys. We're going this way. Kill this guy first, then we're good. Okay, one out of three. You tried. Dodge that. Perfect. Oh, that's a cool move. Okay, you're dead as well. Golden wing
01:14:48 crest shield. I got to remember all these items. I'm not going to loot that one yet. Oh, it parried me. [screaming] You can't parry this though. Please, please, please, please stop raining. Woo! We're good. All right, what is this? Sage's crystal staff.
01:15:15 Let's check out the shield first. Golden wing crest shield. 100 physical, 75 magic. That's strong. A blue knight. This shield is exceptional amongst the enchanted blue shields. Not only does it boast high magic, but it also enables its wielder to parry spells.
01:15:33 Let's go. Repellent attack at the right time. Okay, that might come in handy. Ooh, oniiri and Ubadachi. Did I butcher that pronunciation? Oh, that's high dexterity. Camui, who looked after the prince,
01:15:57 Kamui brought Oniri with him to the undead settlement where he forged Ubadachi and was finally prepared to join the ranks of the royal hunters. Really cool weapon. Am I missing another area? I have to go back. Please work.
01:16:36 Should I go down there? I probably should. This looks like a boss. the top of the castle. Oh [ __ ] there's items up there. How do I get to there? Okay, I'm definitely not going forward
01:17:10 yet. I have to go down this elevator. I have to grab that item. I still have to grab the other items. I got to go back up to the other roof. There's so much to see. But where where does this elevator take me? [sighs] Please be able to work back.
01:17:28 Come on. Where? Where are you? What? What is this? So now this should function now that I've put both. I think that's I think that's what that was right. Please work. Okay. So, it's a double elevator or what am I
01:17:56 looking at here? Is this Is this a different entry? This is a different entry. Oh [ __ ] And it went down. Okay, whatever. Um, let's go this way. Probably should spend our souls. Wait, this isn't this is not faster.
01:18:26 Yeah, we can't even go this way. We are actually stuck here now. Okay, there's more time for some nachos. I need like a fork though. It's just like beans left. There's actually so many beans left. But I'm kind of scared for later. I don't understand how the elevator
01:19:20 works at all. There must be two elevators running. Am I stupid? Wells very >> I think I might get my dexterity up. I want to try those spell sword things. [snorts]
01:19:52 >> I I actually have to. I can't like not try them. >> Farewell. >> I don't care. And this thing that I'm using right now scales with dexterity, too. Yeah. So, it's not even a bad thing. I'm going to actually another level up.
01:20:11 Is that enough? >> I don't think so. >> Very >> 3,000 more. >> Damn. Damn, these are getting expensive. >> Works very well. >> All right. Uh, dexterity. Boom.
01:20:31 Farewell, Ashen one. >> Farewell. >> I'm figuring out this elevator right now. You probably just have to jump off it. It should be to the left when I go in it. Oh god. Uh, which way? Uh, isn't there
01:21:05 an opening like right there? What the [ __ ] Did I go this way? Am I stupid? What? I swear this elevator took me to a different part of the castle last time. What are we talking about? Or the archives. I mean, not the castle. Huh?
01:22:09 Is it just one of those? It's another one of those. I'm over it. I don't care. I've never I've never understood elevators anyways. I don't get it. In fact, I'm going to take the elevator that's over here down to the bottom level just so you guys can see what I'm
01:22:33 seeing. So, I'm not like on drugs so I can prove that I'm not on drugs. And I'm not I'm also not on drugs. I'm on nachos right now. Okay. I don't get this. I don't know. What? Bro, what? What? [laughter] I was unable to move.
01:23:09 I just got stun locked. Okay, I'm an idiot. I totally forgot that door opened up. So, this is the other elevator. Okay, I'm not or maybe I am on drugs cuz I thought this one connected to the other one. All right, this is making more sense.
01:23:57 It's inside. Okay, we're good, guys. We're good. I completely forgot that that was something we did earlier. We're good now. I probably should have sent the elevator back down, though. Whatever. We're not going to die to
01:24:15 whatever's up here. Actually, those big those big gargoyle things kind of hurt. And there's still that one item I have to get. Oh my god. How many times do you have to do this? All right, you're dead. I lost half my health already. Please.
01:24:35 No. No. No. No. No. They're so strong. Come and get it. Oh my god. [screaming] Oh my god. Let me go. [screaming] They cornered me. Don't take that elevator. Don't take
01:25:09 that elevator. Bind. That's what everybody says. You guys are all screaming at me, bro. Dude, just walk in and go to the right. Take the other elevator. There's two elevators, dumbass. You're on drugs. All right, I get it. Okay, I'm going. I'm going to the right one. Look. All right, we're
01:25:27 good. No more time wasting. Okay, we're going to just skip the screechy mobs. We can just walk around them. We can grab this item on the ledge that I hope is a 5 billion souls. Maybe like a Twitch Prime or something. And then we can move on to the left up
01:26:03 this roof. Okay. Not do not engage. Not engage. Not engage. Then drop. We're good. They can keep doing their thing. And then hop. This is where I died last.
01:26:26 If only I had a coffin. What is that supposed to mean? Lots of scales. Good stuff. Okay, what will be quicker? The elevator or going around? I think the elevator. I think going around.
01:26:56 I think the safer way was the other way though. We're dead. Wait, I can't even go this way. I have to go across the bridge. Here we go. Equal time. And because I'm a genius,
01:27:19 we can hit this elevator because I'm a genius. I can hit this elevator and I'll be down there for the next time. Okay, progress guys. Progress. We looted everything. I think now we can go up. Oh, he's blocking. Oh,
01:28:35 please just die. I hate it. I hate his shield. Nice. Uh-huh. He took fall damage. You guys see that? These things are made out of stone. They took all from like one story. Got him.
01:29:12 That's a ton of souls. We might have to farm these guys. Okay. And there is one more item over here actually, I think. Right. Did I miss an item? Am I going the right way? Have I been here already?
01:29:31 Oh, there it is. That's the atom chunk. Okay. Damn it. Oh jeez. [groaning] I was going to say maybe he flies off the edge. And he did. This is [ __ ] Where is he? Just die.
01:30:34 Dead. What? There is an item down there. So, you can go there. Can I just jump from here? There's no way I survived, right? That must have been an earlier item. I don't think I'm supposed to jump from here.
01:30:56 Although, there isn't any other place. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm an idiot. Bind. Shut up, dude. The dude jumped off the building. That's his loot. Okay, don't be a dumbass. That was a close call. I almost took my life just to get an item the same way
01:31:12 the guy dropped his item down there. I'm pretty sure. Damn, we're way up here. So, is this Lordren? Cuz that looks like the Lord walls. Um, where do I go? Wait, is this all just a big loop? I have to go back down.
01:31:52 There's no way. Wasn't there another way over here? Did I Did I forget something? These monsters are leading somewhere, right? Surely you can go more up. Is that it? There's no way this leads to nothing. I mean, it leads back to here, but
01:32:47 Okay, I'm I'm just going to go the other way, I guess, cuz I know which way that goes. Did I miss something over on this side? These guides are guarding something. There's not even like an item. There is nothing there besides a loot back. It It can't be that. There's always something.
01:33:30 What am I missing? And it looks like you can easily go up there. Or is that from No, that's the other way, right? We go that way. Is there There has to be a ladder. I must missing a ladder. I actually refuse to believe there's nothing over here. There's things
01:34:04 guarding. They're guarding everything. I seriously dropped down. What am I missing? Like there was one right there and then nothing else. What are you supposed to get up there or is that just This is it. It's as far as you
01:34:57 can go. It's like Harry Potter platinum 9 and 3/4. Kind of looks like that pillar, bro. What are we talking about? There's a guy guarding something here. Like he just jumped off the roof here. How did you die? down to the enemy. There's nothing up here.
01:35:42 I've already been that way. Pretty sure you can't go that way. There's no items. Yeah, we're done. There's nothing here. This is I know this is where we came from, right? And there's nothing else out here cuz we
01:36:30 have the shard by the way. Praise the sun. Yeah, we're good. We're good. Let's just go the other way now. Hell yeah. We killed that guy over there and there was nothing else, right? We did. Yeah, there's nothing else. No, is there
01:37:14 not? Go check. Damn, these things give a thousand. Okay, we might we might need to farm here for a bit if we're trying to get some levels. Stop. There's nothing else over here.
01:37:51 All right, we're gone. We're out of here. Let's go to this area now. I got to remember that I have that shield that deflects spells. Maybe that'll be that'll be helpful here. I'm sure. How did I not notice that there was a stairway here?
01:38:26 Here's the item. Finger butthole. Yeah, there we go. Can I go up there? Oh, I can. So, this is how you get up. Okay. Stabbing in the back ahead. [ __ ] That's a long walkway. No items. Oh [ __ ] a ladder. Hell yeah. Treasure
01:39:25 ahead. Praise the sun. Sun is kind of evil right now. Estar, we got to go use those. We have two now, I think. Is there nothing hidden over here? Nothing. Stabbing in the back. Stabbing what? In the back.
01:40:00 Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. There's three of them. Wait, these are the things that kick my ass. [groaning and screaming] We're scared. I got to be honest. Oh, we're in the chicken egg. Divine pillars of light. Oh [ __ ] we're a chicken, bro. We're stuck in the cage. Are we good?
01:40:25 Are we good? What did we just get? Bring down multiple. Hey, that's what they use. Whoa, this [ __ ] might be good. Miracle of Gertrude, the heavenly daughter, brings down multiple pillars of light. The queen's holy maiden, Gertrude, was visited by an angel who revealed this
01:40:45 tale to her. Despite losing both her sight and her voice, she was determined to record the tale. Ordinary man cannot decipher her fragmentaryary scroll, nor comprehend how it became the foundation of the G. Okay, that could be cool. question is there it is. Please don't hit me. What a
01:41:07 snipe. Another blessed gem. Only two in the game is crazy. Maybe there's more, but two so far in the game is crazy. Uh, what else are we missing here? Any items? Surely, right? At least one more.
01:41:29 There's a slug and a ladder to kick down. Please don't. I don't see anything else on this level. I don't think I'm going to check over here. What a beautiful uh beautiful area. Okay, let's kill this thing and then kick down that ladder.
01:41:57 Please don't hit me midair. We're good. I'm going to fall. I just know I'm going to fall. I hate lock on. I'm not locking on. Kick down ladder. Just descend. Did I miss this ladder? Oh, there's a mimic down there. It's higher up. Okay. No, no, no. We're good.
01:42:20 We're good. We're good. Any items here? Okay. Um, yeah. And there's another ladder on that side, too. Or is that the same ladder? I'm just disoriented. I think I'm disoriented. Okay.
01:42:59 Nothing over here. Nothing over here besides another. Okay. All right. Let's go kill this mimic. two. And there's something over there, too. I'm going to explore before I get eaten alive by a mimic.
01:43:43 I have been here before. Do not fall down. Okay. Wow. So, if I was in this hallway and looked around, I would have saw this. Even though I'm here anyway, so it doesn't matter. All right. One at a time here. What? Blessing.
01:44:05 Twinkling Titanite. Nice. Okay, I think we're good. Have we been over there, though? Oh, that might be another spot we have to check. Yeah, we got to drop down over there. Uh oh. Wait, we can still do that. I don't think we've been on that side.
01:44:31 Or have we? That's just where the knight is, isn't it? Yeah, that's just where the knight is. Was he below me? Don't mind me. Don't mind me. Oh, how am I going to go kill those three things on the roof? I got to make
01:44:56 them fall off the edge or something. I'm going to also send this down. I really got to use a bless gem on something. Stabbing in the back required a head. I mean, sure, but there's three of them. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Just come on through. Yeah. No. Come on. Can you fall off the
01:46:05 edge? Yep, you definitely can. Um, well, that's not going to kill him, but at least he's gone for now. Is there an item over there? I think so. All right, let's take one more down. Isn't there three
01:46:50 step in the back? Oh, he only did one. Thank god he has one health. Please. I love their armor. Okay, we got one. One down. Where's the second one? Or third one. Was only two. Thought I saw three. Oh, he's probably inside of here. One
01:47:11 fell into the cage. That's right. Um, isn't there a ladder up though? How do I get up there? There it is. What kind of item will be at the top of the very almost highest part of Lothric Castle? I wonder. I'm going to guess maybe another
01:47:56 firekeeper soul or whatever. I don't even know what I did. The other one was Oh, it's going to be something lame. Hunter's ring. Is that dexterity? Increases dexterity. Nice. So, there should be one more ring somewhere around here for faith. Or maybe maybe this is it.
01:48:22 Oh no, there's three of them in the way that the king's three pillars cannot. Do I need to put on this? Probably. Let's put on dexterity ring and a strength ring. Now we're talking. So, we're going that way. Damn,
01:48:52 what a view. It's crazy that we pretty much explored all of that. Like, there's really not that many areas that we didn't see over there on like the Where's the sun? On the eastern side of the castle. Maybe southern. I don't know.
01:49:20 We have a lot of souls, too. We probably should spend. We could go kill this guy also. Oh, he's just No, he's fine. Let him Let him be. We'll let him be. There's nothing over there. I checked both already.
01:49:48 37,000 souls is a level and it's not that far. So, let's just go level up. I want to try those twin blades from the dancer. I got to get 20 dexterity. >> Very well. Then >> wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't want
01:50:11 >> Don't I have a ring? Don't I already have this? Where's my dexterity? 22. Are we good? Maybe we don't need to level it up anymore with this ring on. Oh, okay. It does work that way. Okay, let's try these. I want to try these so bad.
01:50:39 Yo. So, does it matter if I use my right I guess my my my left hand attack? Does it actually do fire damage or is it just equally? So, what's my jump attack? What?
01:51:09 It's not that cool. [laughter] [gasps] Yo, you can do acrobatics. That is so cool. Okay, now we can keep getting our strength up. >> Well, very
01:51:43 >> Okay, we're technically at 35 strength, which we can almost get that >> that uh dragon slayer armors weapon. Okay, let's go give these a whirl. Uh where do we need to go? Over here. Grand Archives. I think the dancer has the coolest weapons in the game so far to me.
01:52:16 They seem very, very nice. I'm going to see what the damage is like, but I thought they'd be a bit bigger to be fair. They kind of scaled down to my my body. Okay, here we go. I don't I don't have that much
01:52:42 dexterity, so I don't know how good these are going to be. Probably not that good. And also not above. [groaning] I hate him. Can I Can I equip them one in one each hand? Stop attacking.
01:53:14 Can I equip like What? [groaning] How does this function? Leave me the [ __ ] alone. I'm punching him. I'm doing almost more damage punching him.
01:53:51 Okay, that does not work. What does paired mean? That means they go together. Doesn't do that much damage. I mean, I have to level it up, I guess. But am I missing something here? DDD scaling FP cost.
01:54:18 Can I like power stance? What was it? Is there power stancing in this game? I guess I even thought about that. I learned it late in Dark Souls 2. What would that even be? I need to look at keep strong attack. I don't think there's
01:54:44 I have to hold F or whatever to do that in my Dark Souls 2. So, these weapons are just okay. I I I I I hate him. I hate him. I need a shield. I guess they blocked every move. If I had more dexterity and I leveled it up, it' probably be kind of crazy, but I think I'm going to stick to my strength
01:55:18 stuff. I think I think that's all it is. That's just a dexterity issue. They're really cool though. I just I can try these, too. Okay, this is a way cooler move set. Yeah, honestly, these are cooler. How do I do the double lunge attack? Oh, no. That was for this one, which I
01:55:58 can't equip. Okay, I'm just going to go back to my my trusty weapon here. And I guess we should put on the shield that can deflect spells. They wouldn't drop that if it wasn't something you needed to do.
01:56:18 deflect spells. So, is it the same way? Oh, yeah. Okay, that might come in handy if the next boss has magic. Oh, this shield looks so good. I should use deep protection more often too. I keep forgetting boosts like everything. This weapon is just kind of cracked.
01:57:08 >> [groaning] >> I mean, it scales with all everything I have, so it makes sense. I don't understand why there's such weak skeletons on this bridge. Got to take it back. Got to take it back. You're a little bit stronger. [groaning]
01:57:36 Okay, there's there's a tough looking knight coming for us. Um, guess we just wait for him. Okay. Okay. I deflect arrows. What's he doing? Why is he spinning in circles?
01:58:09 Yeah. Just come and fight me, dog. Okay. Why are we just roleplay walking right now? This is so intense for no reason. [ __ ] Dude, I hate rangers. Dodge. [groaning]
01:58:57 Dodge, man. I'm dead. I'm dead to some arrows. Oh my god. >> [groaning] >> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Nah, that was a backstab. Let's be honest, I'm [ __ ] dead.
02:00:00 Backstab. There we go. Damn. Any items to loot? Nope. We're going into the castle. I I can't Oh, there's two of them. I can't remember if this is where Lothric is or if he's down below. I I think the NPCs or something said
02:00:25 he'd be down below. So, I don't know what's going to be up here. Can he fall off the edge anywhere? No. Oh, there's three of them. Oh, no. Can we stop? This one goes a little farther. Stop.
02:01:20 I might just run past him. I'm going to have to do this run back probably 100 times anyways. There's a pause. So, let's just go. I don't even care. I'm not dealing with that. I don't I don't want to do it. Like, what are they like what are they doing? They don't even like aggro the
02:01:46 right way. They're walking all the way down the bridge, too. Is this the contraption to where I think it is? No, it can't be. That's so much farther away. We dead.
02:02:16 Hide. Please be able to be pulled back down. Please, please, please, please, please, please. Yeah. Okay. So, this is the room that I couldn't figure out before. Did I just break it, though? Is there just an unlimited amount of
02:02:58 Wait, it can go down, too. Okay, so that's going to be an easy run back. I'm glad I kind of messed it up cuz it looks like it goes down which might be important. Is it this one that goes down? Here it comes. Okay.
02:03:34 Hiding place ahead. Okay, here we go to somewhere else. So, I have to What does this say? Praise the sun. Titanite slab. There we go. That's the other slab we need to get the plus five. I I just don't get it. If
02:04:08 that if that item is a Titanite slab, then what where are you supposed to farm them? Cuz that is like the most hidden item in the game. You can only get a couple weapons to plus 10 or max or whatever. That's crazy. Is this going to go down again?
02:04:32 Maybe the DLC lets you farm them, but I you know what? If that if that is the case where you really can like you have to choose what weapon you want to get to max for one playthrough, like I kind of like that. Or I guess it'd be two weapons cuz I already did this one at plus 10 and I
02:04:54 can do one more. It makes it so that choice is that much more important and you have to think about what weapon you like and maybe be patient for a weapon that you get from later on or something. Okay, I guess we're going into something. It's got to be a boss soon. There hasn't been
02:05:15 a boss for a while. This is where Lothric should be, but he's not, I'm pretty sure. Right. Help me. Required ahead. Be wary of despair. If only I had a woman. All the more time for a right arm. Okay, guys. Is that a masturbation? Wild. What? Like, why? What is that?
02:05:50 Relevant to the boss. Oh no. Here we go. This is such a cool boss room. If you cast spells, I'm going to deflect them right back at you, [ __ ] Or man. Oh, we got a cut scene. >> Oh dear. Another dogged contender. Welcome unckindled one.
02:06:14 >> Who are you? >> Perloiner of cinders. Oh, >> my dear. >> The mantle of Lord interests me none. >> Is that Lothric? >> The fire linking curse. The legacy of lords.
02:06:30 Let it all fade into nothing. >> Holy [ __ ] >> You've done quite enough. Now have your rest. That's got to be Lothric. Oh [ __ ] Is it Laurian Elder Prince? So it's his son. Do you have any spells?
02:07:08 What are you doing? That looks dangerous. I'm eating. I have time. He's just on his knees. I can dodge this. I knew it. Four attacks this time. Okay. Tricky tricky tricky tricky.
02:07:54 Oh, didn't expect that. Oh, eat. I have time. What's the phase two? Emma, I'm going to kill that [ __ ] No, Emma died. You going to stand up for phase two? Where is he? Oh, I'm rolling too much. Phase two. Here we go. Come on down, [ __ ]
02:08:37 Me verse you. Dear brother, I'm on my way. My brother, unyielding sword of Lothric's prince. She's going to give him some buffs here. Rise if you would, >> for that is our curse.
02:09:10 >> I don't like the whispering. I didn't want to ASMR out. Uh-oh. Guys, are we dead? Are we cooked? The music's really cool, too. Oh, she's inside of him. Or no, on top of him. This is bad. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, it's just going to rain the entire time. That's fun.
02:09:56 Oh, I I actually deflected it. That was so cool. But it didn't go back to the boss, so that's useless. This spot marks our grave, but you may tier two >> that like what's the point of the shield if it just actually deflects them randomly?
02:10:15 I thought it was going to send them right back like a parry. I'm dropping it. How do you drop things? It's useless. I mean, it does block. Okay, it does block good amount of magic, which is probably good for this fight and 100% physical.
02:10:39 So, it has some uses, but what? Where do we go now? This way. So I guess this bonfire is here for the runback. I wonder if my wool near sword would be better. Probably not. Actually, maybe. I'm going to try it on this attempt. Oh, wait. This isn't it.
02:11:31 Okay, that's a that's a cool boss so far. I don't really like the raining. God damn it. I don't like the raining holy beams, but that's fine. Okay, so there's there's probably a million people who found this by an accident. Okay, well, it's not the most
02:11:56 hidden item in the game, but it just goes to show that you only get a couple Titanite slabs. Hello. No, no, no, no, no, no. I jumped. I wanted to just sprint. Why? Oh, I'm stuck. I can't. [ __ ] is that game?
02:12:33 Fell through a goddamn elevator. That was a [ __ ] death. I'm cool dying to a boss, but that Come on now. That wasn't That wasn't cool. Imagine I had like walked up to the boss with like 50,000 souls and I was just going to collect and then get out of there and that's how I died. That'd be
02:12:57 sad. Okay, don't bamboozle me again. It's going up. Okay, I thought I thought what's going to be the best way to send it back down after, I guess. Wonder if this sword is this sword might be bad on this boss actually. Really?
02:13:43 Do you drop anything good? Is it worth killing your brothers? No. So, this is Lothric's kids. Was there like some crazy lore on the on his children? I got to I got to learn the lore of Lothric. after this video or um blind play through, whatever.
02:14:06 Bro, this is about the same damage as my lightning weapon, but slower. So, maybe it's not good. Where is he? Can I ass stab? Can't. He got me.
02:15:06 I got so lucky on the first attempt just dodging everything. Okay, the lightning weapon is much better. Oh, and start the quick attack. Fair enough. Okay. You're lucky you have a phase two, bro, cuz your phase one is kind of
02:15:40 kind of just chill. I had no energy. Okay, we know what's happening now. Weird ASMR [ __ ] Oh, and we're delaying the hit. Okay. Yep. Oh, that's delayed, too. Just a little bit. Oh, they take they take damage.
02:16:20 You know, it's not the smartest move to go on your brother's back. If you're both going to take damage, I'll just say that. Oh, Esade. >> [ __ ] But you may rest here, too, if you like. >> That is smart of the developers
02:16:41 to have similar uh attack patterns, but then have a like a half a second delay on the actual attack. That's smart. This weapon actually kind of sucks, too. I think I'm going to stick with my lightning sword for now. I think it attacks quicker and it does about the same damage. So, plus, wait,
02:17:03 what should I do? Should I change my rings up? We needed that. Um, not really been using the shield, but keep it on, I guess. Our HP is kind of full a lot of the times, so maybe this is good. We're not taking
02:17:22 too much chip damage, which means we probably should do increases storage. I wonder what a good ring would be here. Red tear stone ring. Should we do it? I'm going red tier stone ring just for fun. If we get low, we'll just Actually, that kind of counters the whole uh Lloyd
02:17:47 Soy ring. Let's Let's just Let's just not do anything crazy at the second. Um probably just strength then. It's probably the most DPS gain. Maybe Flynn's ring 486. Uh,
02:18:20 oops. 480. Okay, that doesn't really do too much. But I guess I could go kind of naked. I could remove the shield. Am I using the shield? I don't think so. 482. Did I just lower equip load increases attack
02:18:57 506. Okay, I kind of need to use this deep protection a lot more. That's a [ __ ] ton of attack. Oh, that's nice. They don't even aggro you. The game knows. Okay, let's try again. rebuff. Let's get in there.
02:19:39 Take our time for phase one. Two. That's pretty good damage. 274. This weapon's so much better. Where is he? You're sending up. Oh, that's new. [ __ ] Get from here. Oh, he didn't expect that either.
02:20:31 Ooh, that was cool. Okay, phase one's nothing. Oh, this shit's annoying, though. dodged them all. Oh, that was a fast attack. Oh, there's a followup now with the two of them. Okay. Where'd she go? [ __ ]
02:21:36 I'm stuck in the [ __ ] chair. Oh, not this move. I can't I can't lie. I I just kind of dodged there. Oh, I moved left and then they Ah, [ __ ] I see what I did wrong there. Oh, not this [ __ ] Delayed it. God damn it.
02:22:20 And then there's a followup. And then I can eat it. Okay. Oh, it's delayed. Oh, we're good. Where are you? Okay. Am I not pressing my space button? Oh, it's the lead. Don't stand up. Oh [ __ ] There's more of this [ __ ]
02:22:53 We're good, guys. We're good. And then the followup. And then we're going in. I dodged way early. And then I dodged into the weapon cuz it was late. God damn it. Okay, I can do this boss. We could We could get it done in the next couple tries.
02:23:19 Unless there's a phase three where she jumps off her back again and goes, "Brother, this is our curse. We're not done yet." And then then we're going to then we're going to die. We're just not going to kill it. But I think most bosses have only had a phase two. So, we're good.
02:23:37 We're good. Did I send it back down? And now I'm trapped again. It over for me. The good thing is now the elevator is prepped. I would be very surprised, by the way, when we do a replayrough of this game
02:24:31 eventually with chat on where you guys can tell me like, you know, where to go and what I missed. I'd be surprised if there was an item or like a really big location around this upper part of the castle that I missed cuz I feel like I did a fairly thorough job. Like I might have missed something here or there, but
02:24:49 I think like overall big areas and like shortcuts, I think I got most of it. Excu How is it not going up? Didn't it just get sent down? I miss when I had nachos and I could eat during these times of stupidity.
02:25:48 Okay, here we go. I'm going to actually buff myself cuz I always forget. Oh, I thought he was doing his ranged move. Oh [ __ ] I might die here. face two. Just going to dodge these for now.
02:27:22 I think it's beneficial to stay close to this boss. Otherwise, you're going to have to deal with those projectiles a lot. Oh, [ __ ] That was a delayed move. That's delayed, too. God damn it. >> But you may rest here, too, if you like. >> Sometimes they drops on you. Sometimes
02:27:48 he swings at you. Sometimes he's far away and does the other move on you. I think what I can do to counter is probably just dodge immediately for all the quick attack ones. And then if it's not immediate, I can just dodge again and probably be perfectly timed for the delayed attack.
02:28:06 It's probably the move. That way I cover both bases. Okay. Okay. So, is this I didn't did I send the elevator? I can't remember. I didn't. Damn. We're just kind of killing Lothric's entire family on the way to Lothric, who I still think is at the
02:28:36 bottom of all this down towards that other direction at the church or the boreal dancer boss, which means we still have a lot to explore. And then we got DLC. And I actually went back and looked and the DLC names, one of them is the Painted World or whatever Ariamus. So
02:29:00 that was DLC at the church at the chapel where Aldrich was or no at the whatever it was. So we have one DLC unlocked, I guess. And there's a second one. I just don't know if we have anything for that. I don't want to look up how to get the DLC, but I feel like we're going to have
02:29:18 to. That was like a medium delay. [ __ ] Maybe that's the move there. Got greedy. We attack. That's going to hurt. Such an idiot. Where is he? Jesus Christ. Thought he was going on the sky.
02:30:28 Phase two. Dodge this [ __ ] Force is delayed. I'm spooked. That's the worst part of the fight. >> Those projectiles. >> I don't want to be stuck on this boss, dude. I don't. Come on. Focus up, dude. Just dodge. Just dodge all the moves.
02:30:51 Just dodge them. I almost wanted to red tear stone ring this boss, too. That would have been bad. Maybe it's better to have the shield up for the projectiles. Maybe. Oh [ __ ] Hakuna with the gifted subs. Thanks, dude.
02:31:18 10 of them. Damn. Congrats to the 10 people who got the subs. Some guy named Tsushami and Stormzo. You guys deserve it. You guys are in here watching. You definitely didn't just click in here and tune in for one second and get a gifted sub. Appreciate that, Kuno. Very kind of you.
02:31:44 You just donate. You just sent those gifts over so I could feel a little bit better, right? Cuz I died. You're just trying to make me feel a little bit. I appreciate that. That's really nice. I was feeling a little bit little bit down there. So, good timing. I'm I'm pumped for the lore of this game
02:32:06 and I really just want to know what's going on here. You bastard. Thought he got me. Kind of sucks that your lock on goes away when he does that teleport. Oh, get stunned. Didn't even know that. All right. Please dodge this
02:32:53 successfully. Nope. Nope. Dude, >> I can't just stand there. I got to Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I get it now. I'm going to I'm just going to take off this lock on [ __ ] because I'm dodging around the
02:33:10 boss, which means these projectiles hit me. I just need to dodge the boss's move and then just run away from the projectiles. I think you could just outrun them. cuz I keep just dodging like a madman trying to dodge the projectiles, but then I can't dodge the boss's attacks
02:33:27 and lock on is just making me go in circles. All right, we're figuring it out. Figuring it out. It's funny. The first like the second attempt were so strong and now we're regressing. Of course, elevator Okay. I'm curious how talkative you guys are
02:34:04 going to be too when this when the chat eventually gets turned off for streams that aren't, you know, during a blind run. How chatty are you guys? How back CDy are binds viewers? Are you guys going to just say everything I'm doing is wrong? Turn back, bro. Go left. Go right.
02:34:22 Hey, hey, hey. You You missed an enemy back there. He He He drops a He drops a weary soul, dude. But I appreciate you guys. Appreciate the help, the sentiment. I can totally see though why like these Souls games you if you're doing a first- time playthrough and you're trying not
02:34:47 to get things spoiled like you guys are on emote only and you're still finding news to like get messages over me. Can only imagine if you just had free reign with Chad. Where is it? There it is. [ __ ] I'm dead here.
02:35:17 Where the [ __ ] is he? Okay. Eat. Put on this cam just for one second and then run. I'm stuck on the [ __ ] pillar, dude. All right, we're good. Oh, she did more. Great. Okay, now that we're close, we should
02:36:01 get less of that move. That's annoying. I don't know how to hit me. Got to be honest. I'm dead cuz I ate. We're good. Where are we? Please. No more of those moves. Oh [ __ ] Dodge early. Oh, I shouldn't get greedy. Not right
02:36:40 now. Not Not right now. Please don't cast that move. Dear brother, can I backstab her? She's going to blow up, isn't she? Oh, [ __ ] It's like that, huh? Oh, dear brother. I [ __ ] jumped instead of dodged. But
02:37:17 you too. >> Of course she resc. Yeah, [ __ ] weirdos. You know, back in the day these, you know, back when Dark Souls times were, dude, they did incest and [ __ ] Like, this is [ __ ] up.
02:37:36 [ __ ] up [ __ ] I've seen Game of Thrones, dude. I know how this [ __ ] works. I wish you could backstab the sister. I sent it down. I can't remember. I can never remember. Oh my god, I almost fell. I'm sending the elevator back. I'm
02:38:18 sending the elevator back. The elevator is going to be sent back down before I leave. mental power. You guys don't. All right. So, I guess I got to prioritize damage on the girl, but I that means I probably have to go around
02:38:45 the boss more. Or I mean, it doesn't really matter. I can just kind of ignore it and attack whenever. Where the where the dude? Walk on lock on ruined me there. How slow are you? Hey, you're fast. You're fast. I get it. Oh, I got I got greedy.
02:39:48 I did I run out of energy? I swear I attacked. Okay, this [ __ ] again. That was bad. I'm dead. Oh, I should be dead. How do I prioritize the girl? Guess like that. But the problem is,
02:40:18 do I have time for this? Just enough. Get the girl. It's really not worth it, I don't think. Just get it when you can get it. Get closer. Please don't use your move. Ran out of energy. Bad timing
02:41:03 again. I guess a good thing about killing her sister or whatever or the brother first is I can get some damage on her like directly after. This could be fine. Got way too greedy there. >> Okay, we got her. Phase three.
02:41:46 >> I got to kill the brother. >> Oh no, we're good. >> He's dead. >> Among the cursed. Nice. Lord of Cinders. Okay, we got it. That's the last one. Soul. Oh, they were twins. Now they're uh their boss
02:42:14 fight. It makes a little more sense. They were just really close, guys. It wasn't about the relationship at all or anything. Okay, that was a cool fight. I mean, wasn't too difficult. Not that I wanted it to be more difficult. It's nice to have fights that aren't just going to
02:42:30 make you sit here for hours and hours, but it was cool. They're all all fights are pretty unique so far, I'd say. You know, be [ __ ] up. Not even [ __ ] up, but this would be a really cool like dueling room. You got like little ghost sitting here watching And then you kill one and the
02:42:56 next one sits up and you got to fight them like a little uh little gauntlet. Just had a quick thought about that. It's a lot of chairs on a lot of enemies. Do I need to do anything else in here? I think we're pretty good, right? Spend our souls
02:43:16 and go turn in this one at the Firelink Shrine. It's our last one. No. Yeah, we have lot three left, so it's not the last one yet. Although the item I think goes on the throne, does it not? >> Well, very well, but I thought it would be actually
02:43:40 Lothric. >> Farewell, Ashen one. May the flip. >> Is my sorcerer guy still dead? Like, who killed you? Just damn, man. Oh, I got to go figure out what this weapon is about. Probably shouldn't have spent my souls. We've got Lothric's holy sword, which is
02:44:11 E attribute bonus. What? Blessed by Emma with So, okay. Oh, Emma was with Lothric. That's okay. So, Emma's the one who died in the that church and she was with Lothric and she said save Lothric. So, Lothric's just the prince. So, I
02:44:32 thought Lothric was No, that name was Who did I just kill? Hang on a second. I can't I I thought it said a different name. I'm looking at the footage. I can't look at the footage. I'm looking at my stream. Give me a sec.
02:44:52 Can I go backwards? And what was his name? Lothian. Elder prince. So it wasn't Lothric. It was his kid and his daughter Laurian. There we go. So we have to kill Lothric still. Ultra
02:45:21 great sword of Laurian, Prince Lothric's older brother. What the [ __ ] Okay, so Lothric is one of the three brothers or this lore is crazy. All right, [snorts] what am I mess What am I messed up about? Isn't this Lothric's throne? Holy King Lothric.
02:45:56 I just killed his brother Laurian who had a twin sister. And what does this say? Let me let me look let me read the souls. Let me let me read this. This this is probably some good insight. Twin Prince Okay, princess and princesses are
02:46:21 different first of all. Okay, listen up guys. Lothric and Laurian are the princes. Those guys are twins. They have a sister who was possessive over Laurian. Maybe Lothric as well. Who the [ __ ] is Who's Lothric's dad? Does Lothric have a dad used to? The two princes rejected their
02:46:43 duty to become lords of Cinder and settled down far far away to watch the fire from a distance. A curse makes their soul nearly inseparable. Is Laurian just a little like feminine? Was that Laurian or uh uh the other so [snorts] [ __ ] lost, dude?
02:47:07 >> I'm looking at the footage again. What was the intro? What was the intro to this fight? I must have missed the intro. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. No, that's that's not it. Hang on, guys. Bear with me. Bear with me. Bear with me. Bear with me. Did I
02:47:37 need to know? I'm sorry. I need to know this. Is this I I'm pulling it up so you guys can see what I'm doing, too. Hang on. Hang on. Um, how do I do Maybe I'm not pulling it up. Hang on, [laughter] hang on, hang on.
02:48:01 I'm still trying to find it. That's the problem. How do you pull up your stream? And can you go back in time? Where is it? Stream health stream preview. And can I
02:48:22 Okay, let's go. Let's go to twitch.tv/myself channel. Bear with me channel. Bear with Okay, I just heard myself. So good. We're figuring it out. We're going to go to full screen or no. There we go. And display captures. Now
02:48:47 you guys should be able to see my footage. We're going back to the cinematic. What did I miss? How long did I I only fought these guys for like 20 minutes. It felt like way longer. Where's the intro? It's after this.
02:49:07 There we go. Okay, listen. >> Another dogged contender. >> That's not a woman. >> Welcome, unckindled one. Who are you? >> That was my voice. That's a little confusing. That's my stream voice. I'm watching this. Shut up. Shut up. Both of
02:49:31 >> Cinders. >> Oh, my dear. Okay. >> The mantle of lord interests me none. >> Is that I'm so I'm so loud. Is that what I sound like? Um, okay. So, Lothric is that one. No, that is Laurian. Cuz Laurian was first.
02:49:53 >> Shut the [ __ ] up. Bind. You don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking about. >> The legacy of lords. >> Let it all fade into nothing. >> Holy [ __ ] You've done quite enough. Now have your rest. >> That's got to be law three. Shut the
02:50:10 [ __ ] up. B. You don't know what you're talking about. Oh [ __ ] Is it okay? So Laurian is first. Does that mean that the person who sounds like a woman who jumps on his brother is Lothric who says he doesn't even seek the throne? Let me see phase two cuz I I I only
02:50:36 listened to it once. Me verse you. >> Oh dear brother. >> Is that a guy? I'm on my way. >> That's a girl, >> my brother. Unyielding. But that's Lothric's prince. That's why
02:51:07 I'm confused. So this is the prince of Lothric. So it's not Lothric. It's Laurian. Sword of Lothric's prince. >> She's going to give him some buffs here. See, I say she. It's obviously a woman. >> Rise if you would for that is
02:51:26 >> that's girl hair. >> Our curse. >> I don't like the whispering. I didn't want ASMR right now. You guys are idiots. You You actually know nothing about You don't You don't know any of this. You guys are dumb. I'm not going mad.
02:51:44 So, let me read this again. But why would it say twin princes? So, it has to be a guy, I guess. Just a really creepy looking guy who's looks like a girl with hair that looks like a girl. because we wouldn't have the the soul of the twin princes.
02:52:13 Except unless the souls were literally they said they're inseparable. So maybe I don't know, dude. I'm so [ __ ] lost. I need a video. I need I need to watch Vatty or whatever you guys talk about the the lore master. They rejected their duty to become lords of Cinder and settle down
02:52:29 far far away to watch the fire fade from a distance. A curse makes their souls nearly inseparable. And then this says, "Prince Lothric's straight sword, blessed by Emma, young Lothric was meant to be a champion and is expected to
02:52:49 wield this platinum sword, but never or but some things will remain distant dreams forever." And this one says, "Ultra great sword of Laurian, Prince Lothric's older brother, cast in smoldering molten steel. Before Laurian embraced his brother's curse, he was a knight who single-handedly
02:53:11 slayed the demon prince, but the victory eternally scorched his sword with flame. What? I'm so lost. Am I killing Lothric or what? I don't even know. Did I just kill Lothric? I actually don't understand. I don't get it. And if this is Lothric's thing, so like
02:53:48 So I killed Lothric. So which Okay, so Lothric is the small creepy feminine one who whose brother was Laurian who was a crazy good knight. Lothric is the older Lothric is the prince Lothric's older brother. So
02:54:19 Laurian is the Why would it be? Okay, so here's the thing, guys. Why isn't Laurian the heir to the throne or whatever the hell? Because he's the older brother and like those guys that the firstborn male should be doesn't make sense. Okay, so Lothric was the creepy one. I guess
02:54:43 Laurian took on Lothric's curse. And I guess Lothric survived or didn't get cursed or whatever. This [ __ ] makes no sense. We've heard like nothing else about anything about this lore. By the way, this this isn't my fault that I'm so
02:55:06 confused. Okay, should I use these weapons first of all? 26. It does scale. I'm going to Yeah, I got to try this one. And it has fire. Yoink. >> No. No. >> Oh, it's badass. Also very slow.
02:55:34 So that just makes it fiery. This is badass. Okay, I might like this weapon. How long does this stay fiery? All right, whatever. I'll figure out the lore later. I'm a bit confused, clearly. Uh, anyways, here we go.
02:56:07 That's That's not where the throne is. It's over there. So, now what? Oh. Oh, she's moving. She blind. By the way, the five lords sit their five thrones. All thanks to thee, most worthy of lords. Ashen one, with the lords as thy
02:56:45 witness. Bend thy knee before the bonfire's coiled sword. >> Are we ready for this? >> And let the lord's embers acknowledge thee as their true heir, a true lord fit to link the fire. >> Wait, how many how many do I have? Hold
02:57:04 on. touch taken. >> Farewell, Ashen. >> Okay, I assume because Dark Souls II was fine for killing final bosses or whatever. Um, it wouldn't let you, it wouldn't just like restart you in the Undead Asylum. Like in Dark Souls, you're good
02:57:22 in Dark Souls 3 to beat the game or whatever and then go do DLCs after. Like I don't have to re restart anything. Let me look at Twitch chat emotes for that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, I don't have to worry about anything like that. Um, we still have to go down. There's like a
02:57:38 whole area we haven't gone to yet. What's What What's happening? So, what's going to happen here? Let's go. I am your master now. Skeleton heads. >> See me. >> Noble lords of Cinder. The fire fades.
02:58:05 >> He's dead. So, I can't transposition anymore. Thanks, guys. And the lords go without thrones. >> Surrender your fires. >> Give me them >> to the true air. >> Those are our fires.
02:58:34 Hey, those aren't yours. Hey, give that to me. Is she a boss? Oh, she's she's actually didn't Okay, you better give that [ __ ] to me, man. That took me a long time. Like 50 hours or something. Pour the pour it on my head.
02:59:06 Hey, look how chill I am too about it all. Like, yeah, no big deal. >> Did we win? So, >> let him grant death. >> What? To the old gods of Lordren, deliverers of the first flame.
02:59:33 >> What do you mean grant death? Oo, we're at the kil. Wait, so I have an option, don't I? Cuz last time in Dark Souls 1, I lit it and maybe I just say I don't want to. Hang on. I got to explore this temporary
03:00:04 zone. I have to. Okay. Well, okay. Well, the sorcerer is [ __ ] dead as [ __ ] now, guys. He's piled under all those rocks. He's There's no reviving him. What if I just want to sit on this throne and say, "Nah, good luck." Oh [ __ ] Look, we can go
03:00:22 that way. I'm not lighting it this time. I'm not lighting it. What does this say? Good luck to what is there a boss? What do you say? That's a blood stain. What did you die to? Visions of guts. There's another bonfire out here. Oh, [ __ ]
03:00:52 Did I do that? Praise the sun. Why are there so many blood stains? Is it better just to die here? Is that like a third option? Light that, light this, or kill myself? Proceed to the first flame. What does this say? This says light it
03:01:22 right. Light bonfire. That doesn't sound as cool. I'm just going to die. There's blood stains. What? Why are people doing this? What did you do? How did you die? I'm following him. That had to be intentional.
03:01:57 Nothing. Okay. Well, I refuse to light that one. I'm going to light this one out here. I'm I'm taking the alternate route this time. Proceed to the first flame. Is that Is it over there? I probably shouldn't be using flame.
03:02:20 Then we're going to go back to my lightning weapon. Dude, lo the L castle got messed up. I'm not missing anything, am I? Crazy, son. I'm doing it. All right, let's go to the first flame. Oh [ __ ] I remember this place.
03:02:55 Or Yeah. Isn't it? This We were here a long time ago. Wait, there's so many bonfires. Too many bonfires. Are there silver knights or black knights here? Damn, that is not good. Wait, where were we just We were over
03:03:26 there. So he's teleported across, right? Where the black knights. Oh god, this looks like a boss room. Oh, there's a lot of weapons on the ground. Who are you? Is that us? Is that us from a long time ago? Cuz we lit the fire. That looks
03:04:14 like me, guys. Oh no. Okay, fire would not be good against that thing. And I think lightning's good against fire, so we're good. Oh [ __ ] Soul of Cinder. Can I back Can I parry you? Can I
03:04:35 backstab you? That looks like pain. Holy delay. What is that? Oh, we got magic, huh? Oh, I can deflect. I [ __ ] missed. [ __ ] missed.
03:05:13 That's so lame. me. Yep. Cheater. That was delayed. That was a little delayed. Oh, we're rolling out. >> Oh, the double swipe. We got abyss
03:06:00 walker type [ __ ] over here again. That was a cool move. I'm dead. I'm I'm fine. Yo, you're back flipping and [ __ ] What the [ __ ] deflecting is I did not mean to take that out. I'm dead cuz my [ __ ] chime is out. I guess I could block some [ __ ]
03:06:38 This is kind of a cool fight. This might be the This might be the death of me, guys. Okay. Interesting. Interesting. Let's buff ourselves first of all. I think that's us, is it not? cuz we were at the kiln or we lit the fire and
03:07:10 this is the kiln of the first flame that passed us. I [ __ ] sucked at the game. This should be easy. Ow. Why is he so much taller then if it's if it's us? Why is everything taller than us? What
03:07:50 are we small like on purpose? Like if this is me, why am I so [ __ ] small? Are we [ __ ] hobbits and I didn't even know? I got to eat again. I don't know why, but I feel like I have to. We're doing pretty good damage.
03:08:28 I can make him fall off the map, I think. Do back flips. Oh, he's bobbed. I should probably go. Wait, I think we have good fire protection from our gear. I'm out. Oh, it's this [ __ ] Eating. Eating. I was [ __ ] terrible at sorcery.
03:08:55 This is not me. That looks dangerous. He can [ __ ] Goku beam. Oh [ __ ] that's sick, dude. How many cool moves do you have? Ow. No, no, no. There we go. Wait. Oddly timing.
03:09:39 Eat up. Eat up. Ah. Oh, he's coming for me. Dodge this way. Yeah. Eat it. We good. There's a phase three, I'm sure. Oh, I have time to eat. Thank you. >> It's going to hurt.
03:10:35 We're doing [ __ ] that [ __ ] too. I was the master of all four elements. [ __ ] Avatar, dude. The triple the triple [ __ ] swing. When was that? And what's the phase two, dude? What's phase two? Not looking forward to that.
03:11:23 This is a cool fight though. I like this. So, what hap I'm not going to go try it because I'm scared, but what happens if you just go click the flame at the at Firelink Shrine? Is it just you just don't get to fight yourself? Oh.
03:11:49 Yeah, see that's only two. I thought we were going to be fine last fight because of that. Dude, the delay is crazy. I I dodged five times. Damn, I almost had him last time. I almost had me last time. This shield thing is kind of broken
03:12:32 though. Like I like it's kind of too good. I'm going to keep using it cuz why not? I think lightning is good. That's such a cool move. Ah, he took off my stamina. Should I be running when he's like this?
03:13:45 Ah, it looks like an angry Lord of Cinder. Uh, I tried to block it, guys. I tried. I tried to deflect. Oh, [ __ ] I got to close the gap, I guess. Oh, it's going to hurt. Good.
03:14:33 So, this ring that I have that blocks like all damage or all like different types I should probably put on for this fight for resistances. I'm going try it cuz that looks like a lot of all types of damage. It might give me a little bit more survivability.
03:14:50 I also am not at full health a lot. So, this Lloyd's ring is not good. So, let's do fleshbite ring with I guess Flynn's is good. That's probably good. Is it good? [clears throat] I'm just going to keep it like this.
03:15:29 I'm so confused what's happening right now though. So the soul was split into five ways and this is now all the souls put together. Damn, I had to fight last that other attempt. If I [ __ ] if I just uh didn't get too greedy. Oh, that's such a delay.
03:16:40 Oo, that's a big sword. Okay, that's a big punish. Oh, I didn't expect that. I'm dead. Dodge. Dodge this way. What are we doing? We win.
03:17:44 I'm out of here. I'm gone. We just >> really What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Yo, and the music is so cool. I think that was the Gwyn fight, was it not? Was that little like key difference in in
03:18:21 the Gwyn? Holy [ __ ] bro. This fight's nuts. Am I ready for this [ __ ] I don't feel like I'm ready. I'm doing okay, but like that la that next phase seems insane. Do I have I have fire resistance? Where is it? 89 with the dragon crush
03:18:49 shield. I'll try one more time. If I get the phase two with this shield, we'll see what happens. Wait, is this physical damage too? 100. Yeah. Is there like a third phase? Is there like five phases where it just goes through all of the different like
03:19:11 elements? Imagine that'd be insane. Low key. I thought we had it. Guys, a [ __ ] Don't delay. Stop it, you dick. Uh, so what happens if you touch the other
03:20:01 fire? So just take you back. Do we just like soft lock oursel? Are we Are we dead? We lose. Can you parry yourself like you can parry Gwyn? That's I I got to try a parry method here.
03:20:28 Surely that would be thematic. You can parry yourself. I'm going for the parry strat, guys. [ __ ] I don't think it works. [ __ ] delayed it so much. Can Can you parry? He has no shield. He's kind of bigger. Got a big sword, but I didn't think you could do it with
03:20:57 lots of bosses. I got I got to go try for a bit. Maybe I can learn some sort of parry tech. Just like Gwyn. Can I Is this a parry shield? That should have been a parry. It's perfect timing. That should have been a parry. That was
03:21:31 perfect timing. That didn't work. That was super late. Oh, I feel like I feel like that would have been a parry if it was parryable. Okay. I I don't know if you can parry. Can you
03:22:18 not? No. I'm going to try to poison this [ __ ] There's no way this works. [ __ ] I need to be in I need a pyromancy flame for this. I guess we'll just go Bye. Surely this works, right?
03:23:47 That this is the worst [ __ ] move I've ever seen. Hello. Can you be Can you Can you smell some of this real quick? [sighs] Smell that. Okay, this is this isn't going to work.
03:24:24 [screaming] I guess we'll just try again real quick. That is fine. >> [screaming] >> I meant to dodge around him. [ __ ] Oh, I think I'm alive. Actually, I I was alive. What are you supposed to do?
03:25:51 Maybe I come back later. I'm I'm curious to see what the other fire does. I also have a whole different area to explore. What the [gasps] >> Is it you? >> Oh, your head's square on your shoulders, is it? I thought that
03:26:24 clamoring thin can was the last, but here we go again. What is it you want from this old stone out hag? I've nothing for you. Not a smitherine. I just like to stand here and take in the view. [sighs]
03:26:48 >> I have business with you. >> Well, that came out of nowhere. You think an old stone amped hag [sighs] would be brimming with goodies? >> I have none of that. Not a smitherine. Yeah. What do you got here? Embers spit leaf greatsword. Yo,
03:27:13 long-handed greatsword that made its way from a distant land. Crafted entirely with steel, making it exceedingly heavy. Spit leaf refers to the shape wind wheel spin weapon vigorously above head head and sweep foes and transition with normal or strong attack for continued spin attacks which whip around or whip
03:27:33 up wind and gain momentum. Whoa, that sounds cool. Sounds really cool. What's the damage look like? Scaling is not that good for me. I mean, I guess I have strength. >> Keep your marbles, at least until I lose mine.
03:27:55 >> What else do you have to say? >> Strange little lad you are. What on earth do you see in me? >> Can we sell everything? Okay. >> At the close of the age of fire, all lands meet at the end of the earth. Great kingdoms and anemic townships will be one and the same.
03:28:25 The great tide of human enterprise all for not. That's why I'm so taken by this grand site. This must be what it's like to be a god. >> Damn. Oh, if you just can't stop yourself, at least hear this. Far below there's a deep dark hole
03:28:55 carved out of a tree. From time to time, voices brim from the depths of the cavity. Even now, matterings of the very demon that Prince Laurian spoke of, I'm sure. >> Oh, no. Horrible sounds of an afflicted thing yet cursing men. >> That sounds dangerous.
03:29:20 >> At the close of the age of [ __ ] great kingdoms and anemic townships. That's why I'm this. Keep your marbles intact at least. >> Are we going this way? Take the plunge. Treasure ahead. Um, so what if I just keep clicking bonfire?
03:29:45 So I just keep teleporting around. Okay, now we can travel the Okay, so we can go back there. Flameless shrine. Kill the first. Okay, so we can we can get out of here if we need to. But let's go this way because that sounds like
03:30:14 a job we need to take care of. Uh ult damage when you fall into the ash. Oh, that's trippy. I feel like I'm an inception. Uh which way's up? Which way's down? A lot of enemies. Is that a dragon?
03:30:52 I wish I had a spinning sword right about now. Oh [ __ ] These do a lot of damage. Ow. Huh. Okay. The last things that did a lot of damage was the painted world of Aryamus and uh that was DLC.
03:31:33 Is this TLC [ __ ] Um, good day. [groaning] This thing has a ton of Wait, I can punch aquamarine dagger. Oh, that sounds cool. I think I missed.
03:32:41 [groaning] You can come up. It's good. Oh, okay. Oh, damn. I just one shot it. Holy [ __ ] You could stab your sword right through its neck hole. [ __ ] yeah. That was badass. Plunging attack required ahead. Okay,
03:33:25 that would have been [ __ ] awesome to read earlier. Okay. What are we doing here? We feeling manis again. We're going deep down. It's to something. Could this be like a dream? This place. I don't remember this place.
03:34:00 You [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh no, it got me. Oh no. Oh Jesus. It took my soul. I'm just dead. I'm just gone. Oh my I'm glad I'm dead. I would have died there. I I I would have fainted there. Actually, I would have even
03:34:24 gotten hit. I should have [ __ ] died. The drag heap. I'm about to backstab this girl. Well, let's check up here first, I guess. Is there just nothing up here? Nothing's up here. What was this aquamarine thing?
03:35:35 Uh, later. Titanic scale. Nice. Oh, there's a lot of enemies here. Oh my god, they throw [ __ ] at me. This has to be DLC, dude. That was a ton of damage. Murky hand sight. Oh [ __ ] They kind of die quick though. They just
03:36:07 do a [ __ ] ton of damage. Two hits and I'm almost dead. Did was that a move? Holy [ __ ] that was sick. Wait, I got a scythe I got to check out. Hang on. Got to hide. Ow. Oh, it's just these guys' weapons,
03:36:58 right? Murky hand scythe. Shouldn't it be like right next to these things? There it is. It's a dagger. Scales with everything. Black dampness and imbued with strength
03:37:22 of dark. Instantly step behind or around the side of foes. Could be good. Uh, >> I mean, yeah, you do your thing. What the? That's a spooky looking monster. Is that what the Is that the moth from uh Dark
03:38:21 Souls 1? It just got a huge buff. Just kind of evolved into whatever that is. Butterfree is nowing dead free. This is a This is cool. This is actually really cool. Don't like that there's two of them. Where's How's there no backstab there?
03:39:16 Wait, come here. There. I want to show you guys something. [screaming] Still protecting plus three. It's not attacking them. That is so much damage. But I just got a sick ass ring, I think. Steel protection. Could you upgrade rings? Wait a second.
03:39:50 No way. Increases physical damage absorption. That seems important. Ring of the Night King of Ancient Legend increases physical damage absorption. The Night King was said to be lined with steel on the inside such that even the Talons of Mighty Dra. Hang on a second.
03:40:16 Let me go to Steam. What are these DLCs called? I think I have them. Um, Dark Souls store featured Dark Souls 3. I purchased the deluxe, Ashes of Arendelle and the Ringed City. So, we know Arendelle is that painted
03:40:45 place. The ringed city. This place is called the Dreg Heap. Like is there there's no city here. I mean the city that we're in. I want that item. later nerds. I'm just looking around. Is that thing there just to scare me? Wait, I'm [ __ ] I'm looting up
03:42:20 everything. Oh my god, this damage is so high. Rookie long staff. How am I supposed to know this DLC is easy? If it is DLC, I'm cooking through it right now. Kick down this ladder. Speedrun this [ __ ] No way.
03:42:57 Great soul dress. All right, chat. I'll ask you what is going on. Like, why is this part of the kill that I just got to? Like it was so much harder. I'm like I don't know what to do. I I can't beat the [ __ ] uh soul cinder guy.
03:43:32 I think I have to go back. I'm going to go back and explore the uh the only area I haven't checked yet. I think it's over here. But the other the Aryamus place had a They It had a a note on the ground that said, "Come here after defeating Lothric."
03:44:08 I didn't see any notes like that on the ground there. And it doesn't look like a ringed city. What What even does that mean? Oh, I need to get cresting tears back to this place. I just remembered. Consumed King's Garden. So, this is where Lothric, I think, will
03:45:07 be. Or am I stupid? I already killed him. I I still don't know who I killed. Oh, [ __ ] these things. So loud. I think I looted everything behind there already. I went down there. I pretty much Yeah, I haven't explored
03:46:42 this area at all. I have no idea what we're looking at. There's so many of these things. >> [groaning and screaming] >> It's blocked. Come here. Okay. She's scared.
03:47:48 >> [groaning] >> I feel like I I need to figure out like a way to get stronger before the cinder boss. It could be the last boss of the game cuz that seems like an epic fight. And we're at the kiln exactly how Dark Souls 1 ended.
03:48:18 Obviously, we have the DLC's, but magic ring. So these things can just drop rings. I got to kill these things more often. There's nothing else here. Hey, how do I get up there then? How do I get up there? Oh, there's a whole [ __ ] doorway.
03:49:25 Is this our final elevator that we haven't What does this lead to? I think there's still an elevator we haven't gone to yet. Dragon scale ring reduces damage from backstabs. That's good for PvP.
03:49:52 Oiros became fascinated with dragons after going mad. He was more commonly known as the consumed king. Many assassins were dispatched to his domain, but none returned. The resilience to divine protection of the dragon scale. Cool.
03:50:12 [groaning] Check out there. Okay. I think there's a fog gate. So maybe another boss. Although most bosses have been not a fogate and then they're a fog eight. Melanitos mob enemy ahead. Time for miracles.
03:50:38 That's us. Oh [ __ ] I got to take a piss. This is bad. Oh, you got some weird hairs coming out of your back. [sighs] >> You can talk slaves. Finally taken notice, have you?
03:51:08 >> Of the power of my beloved Ocelot, child of dragons? >> Well, I will not give him up. >> You seem He is all that I >> We got magic. We got magic. Damn you ugly. Damn you ugly. Holy. What is this? Oh, the consumed king.
03:51:46 You got a baby in here. What is that? [ __ ] dude. You're tall. >> Can I What are you protecting in there? >> Oh, we got some ice. You gone? Are you hiding from me? Come out. Come out. Don't be afraid.
03:52:26 >> What are you Who are you talking to? >> Born a child of dragons. What could you possibly feel? Now show yourself. What are you doing, littleot? Awesome. [groaning]
03:52:58 [screaming] Uh, are you good? What the [ __ ] are we looking at, guys? I I can't get out of his [ __ ] hit box. Should I be using range here?
03:54:02 Give me a tail swing. Yep. >> [screaming] >> What? Like are you good? Wait, I just hit his belly but nothing happened. Now we're in a corner with him. bad. We have we have no more flasks. Uh-oh. Oh,
03:54:51 [screaming] I can't hit him. Huh? [groaning] Is this like a way to bug the fight? I don't have anything to throw at you, I don't think. Um, I got nothing.
03:55:37 I got nothing, dude. Ah, [ __ ] Um. Oh, I can use divine blessing. Oh my god. Where am I, bro? Where the [ __ ] am I? >> I had I was swinging. I was swinging. He died. He was dead.
03:56:16 Or phase two or whatever the [ __ ] What is that dog? I'm going back to buy some fire things right now. I'm not I'm not being caught out without firebombs ever again. That was [ __ ] up. That was a free kill. And did I not use my divine blessing,
03:56:43 too? I No, I I used it. God damn it, dude. Don't I have some in storage, actually? Ashen one. Bro, I was just like I was I was halfway more than halfway through my animation and he did some random damage to me.
03:57:28 All right, what's How do we get there? This game is pretty big. this way, right? Or there's a Wait, is this a shortcut? Does this go both up and down? I wonder. Is this is about Maybe it was a different spot. It wasn't here. Okay, I'm just going to
03:58:12 go this the same way. No. Where was that? There's There's a different bonfire somewhere that's closer. Let me go out. I'm going to run back like normal and then Oh my god, there's door. How do I get there though?
03:58:42 Where's the lever? Can you stop? Can you stop? Later. Wait, he survived. Where's my salt? There it is. All right. Um, got to find out where that door is. Thank you for the loot.
03:59:18 Forgot to get caressing tears again. I assume it'll be over here somewhere. Must be a way up there. Pointless. Pointless. Okay. Ouch. So maybe I go up here and then try to look around.
04:00:29 Oh, the door probably is for after the boss. Oh man. >> Or we didn't go all the way up last time, did we? Maybe if we go all the way up, that'll be better. >> Yeah, this is definitely a shortcut. Uh,
04:01:05 more tit scales. Very nice. Very nice. Nice. Okay, got the shortcut. Should be quicker, I think. Don't have to run through all the enemies at least on the toxic pools. Yeah. Hell yeah. I forgot I started early. I'm like,
04:02:16 wait, stream's been going on for 4 hours and I 3:30 I think there might be a safer way. What does human pine resin do again? dark. My mouse is off screen. Okay. Um,
04:03:15 let's go the actual shortcut, I think, which is this way. Yeah, much better. [groaning and screaming] Oh my Dear little, where have you
04:04:10 hiding from me? >> Come out. Come out. Don't be afraid. >> You were born a child of dragons. What could you possibly fear? Not my So I can trap him, I guess. [screaming] Awesome.
04:04:43 [groaning] [screaming] >> [screaming] [screaming] >> Okay, I guess we just get him trapped. It's not so bad. Okay. Who's Ocelot?
04:05:30 I got I got to look at this soul. What do we What What was this boss? Soul of Osiros, the consumed king. They talked about that a little bit earlier, but I kind of forgot. Um Osiros went mad trying to harness his royal blood for a greater purpose, leading him to the heretics of the Grand
04:05:48 Archives, where he discovered the twisted worship of Seath the Pale Drake. See the scaleith scaleless maybe. Okay. Um I guess we're just going to keep going this way. I should go spend my souls. Oh, we're going going in left front.
04:06:25 Okay, let me go spend my souls. I think we're going to be high enough level to equip a Warhammer that I kind of want to try out. Uh, yeah, I can do transposition still, right? He's still here, my guy. No, he's not. [ __ ] >> Passion for the link. The first
04:06:50 >> Oh, she had new stuff. >> Ashen one. Ashen one. For the lords of Cinder. For the Ashen prisoners. Link. >> I'll link it. I'll link it. Give me some time. >> Be patient, lady. Oh, okay. I still need two more levels.
04:07:10 >> Would that just level up? Actually, strength. Okay, let's use this. very well what then >> pull up strength >> ashen one >> please let me be able to transposition with you is my girl back oh perfect who needs him I want to get
04:07:40 this thing the dragon slayer great axe it has lightning damage and it scales has a little bit of faith. That could be good. That could be good. What's the other choice I have? Oh, the shield. Yeah. Okay, we need a couple more levels. Uh, let me use the bathroom real quick.
04:08:11 I feel like I've just been dancing the last hours. All right, we're back. Let's go. We have a lot of Estus shards to use up first. I'm going to save these demon titan scales or whatever for
04:09:39 >> good, wasn't he? >> Whatever boss weapon I think is the best. There we go. >> Cannot increase further. Don't I have more? Maybe that was the last one. I found them all. Did I find all the ess?
04:10:01 No way. Yeah, it's 15 cuz it's one for the ashen and one for the estus blast. Damn. Okay, so I've been doing I've been doing all right unless they're unless they put them in places that are easy to find. All right, we need to find Lothric, I think.
04:10:37 We already killed him. I'm still not sure. Brutal. Uh, this looks like a mimic. There's treasure. Nice. More scales. Good. If only I had an armor. Visions are bloody expensive. Path of the dragon.
04:11:32 Time for head. Okay. Jesus Christ. There you go. Happy. U. All right. Let's path of the dragon. Do I just meditate? So that's what this item was talking about. Gain the torso of a dragon and a
04:12:08 dragon's roar. And it says path of the dragon. Literally says it in there. Can we stop meditating? Do I have to do it over here? What's this thing say? Let me read it for the 90 millionth time.
04:12:59 The path of dragon worship was walked by warriors. It is said they envision arch dragon. Arch dragon I can't say that [ __ ] word. I can't I can't do it. Arc arch d in the depths of their meditation at times even hear the distant sound of the
04:13:15 great bell. I don't hear anything. I probably have to use it when I hear the bell. Or wait, this is is this the path of dragon that I just opened up? The path of dragon worship was walked by warriors. It is said they envision arch dragon dragon [ __ ] in their depths of
04:14:03 their meditation. At times they even hear the distant sound. Let's go in. Looks like we're going to uh fight Manis. Oh, damn. What is that in the upper right of my screen? Is that a jaw of an
04:14:43 What is that? I don't know. Untended graves. Oh, we're back at the That's what that message was. We're in the tutorial, guys. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] What are we doing back here? I knew there'd be a reason to come back
04:15:27 here, but I didn't think we'd have to do it like this. Please. [screaming] These are the most [ __ ] enemies in the game. >> [groaning and screaming] [screaming] >> Can we Can you just let me go?
04:16:02 [screaming] Jesus, man. Oh. I just wish I wasn't wearing headphones. [screaming] Ashen Estus ring. So this is increases your blah blah blah when you drink it probably
04:16:36 increases. Yeah. Okay. Boring. That's crazy that sorcerers or whatever have to wait this long to get that. Where the [ __ ] When did Wait, it was also Oh. Oh, is this an enemy? When did this happen? I didn't even see myself get invaded.
04:17:42 He carried me with a sword. What the How do you Okay. [ __ ] Oh, you're supposed to roll through them. Okay. When did I even get invaded? I I don't even remember. I didn't see a
04:18:27 message. Was I gone to the bathroom? Someone invaded while I was at the bathroom and waited that long to come out when I killed the [ __ ] spooky boys. All right. What are we doing here, man? What are we doing here? Oh, they're much stronger than before.
04:19:11 I love this game, man. I love that we're back to like, you know, the level design of backtracking and all that. [ __ ] dogs. Oh my. You're top of the list, dogs. Going top of the tier list of least favorite
04:19:43 enemy. S tier with the [ __ ] goat [ __ ] Can't stand those guys. Take that. Oh, they kind of look cute though when they're not angry. A like they're kind of cute just like a little bit. A
04:20:26 I mean, if they had fur, I'd probably like him a little more, but one hit. I got one hit after getting hit by fire. Shoo, man. Shoo, man. I'm I'm like a bit confused though like how we got back to this part of the game
04:20:53 and why it's so spooky here. Are we going through some sort of uh going through something here? Are we tripping, guys? [ __ ] hallucinating. >> [groaning and screaming] >> Who just growled at me? This is where the demon titanite thing was. Scale.
04:21:43 He's back. Oh, there's two of them. I remember you. There was a way to do crit damage to them, but I don't remember. We're going to go this way. plunging attack. I dare you. Oh, that hurt.
04:22:47 Don't do it. I can't see anything. I'm just This is bad. Nice. Nice. Where's the other one? Come here. Come here. What is the backstab or crit here? Is it your ass? Is it your side? Is it your
04:23:17 mouth? Oh, it's its belly. Hey. Oh, no. It's mouth. It's its mouth. Okay. What? Like what are we? What is this? Where are we guys? Do you guys know what's going on? Am Is it just me? Am I just the only one lost here?
04:23:53 Of course you know what's going on. Unless there's somebody watching who hasn't played the game before and is, I guess, spoiling the game for themselves a little bit. But hey, if you out there, you're watching, you don't know what's coming up next. Welcome to the club. This could literally be anything.
04:24:10 Well, I know what it is from the first time we played, but I'm a little bit confused cuz like are we in new game plus or like new game plus darkness? It's just new game, but the sky is gone. can make our way back to Firelink
04:24:31 Shrine, I guess. And then something will happen. [groaning and screaming] [laughter] It's always the goddamn Rangers who ruin everything. I'm putting every [ __ ] enemy that has a bow in their hand in the top of this
04:24:58 tier list that I'm making for this video. Least favorite enemies. If you have an arrow, you [ __ ] suck. Smort all this [ __ ] I feel like we're getting in like some sort of uh timeline [ __ ] that I'm a little bit lost on cuz like I could just teleport back to uh
04:25:34 the first kiln right now where like the world is crumbling and we got some inception [ __ ] going on. Now we're here. We're like we're kind of going back to Firelane Shrine, but shit's obviously [ __ ] up. I can hear the [ __ ] dude. I'm killing you.
04:26:11 He This is not an arrow. It's a throwing knife. He's fine. >> [groaning] >> Oh, you're dead. You're dead. I'm backstabbing you. You're dead. You're backstabbed, too, idiot. Just like your dumbass friend.
04:26:33 All right. I know there's a coffin jump here. Hidden blessing. Okay, who cares about that? >> [ __ ] my mouse is off screen. Who's left? [ __ ] prick. Where are you? That's not what I meant to do.
04:27:29 This is where we fought the first boss of the game. Does that mean something's here? Sure looks like it. It's a long run back if it is. Visions of monstrosity. Are we Am I high? Did I have a stroke? Are we replaying this game and I just can't see
04:27:47 the sky anymore? Is this day one, guys? Let me check the stream title. Make sure I'm not tripping. Says day nine. I'm going to put my gear on. Shiny. [laughter]
04:28:23 Yes. Where is it? No, wait. Here we go. Just like the old days. Let's [ __ ] dance. Iodex gun deer. Oh, 63. Whatever.
04:29:08 Can't be that hard. [ __ ] punches me. Holy [ __ ] You can punch. [groaning] He's going to turn into the monstrosity with that [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] He can. Dude, Jackie Chan's in this suit of armor. What the [ __ ]
04:29:41 So [ __ ] sick. All right, turn into your monstrosity thing. You have red eyes now. You can punch faster. Yep. I Yep. Yep. I'm going to eat cuz why not? [ __ ] that kick is so cool.
04:30:32 Okay, well hang on. I was just trying the black knight halbird for a bit. I know it sucks, guys. Don't worry. I'm going to change weapon. I got to update it. Update it. What is this? A [ __ ] download. I got to download some new spells onto my Black Knight Halbird. Oh, that's a long [ __ ] run back.
04:30:50 Well, we can Should we just go upgrade it and use it? Hang on. Hang on a second. just really cap off the the Dark Souls playthroughs. That'd be sick. And I think I might be able to even give it some infusion. Ooh, I could bless this [ __ ]
04:31:13 No, I couldn't bless it. I couldn't do anything in Dark Souls 1 actually with it. So, I don't think you'll probably be able to just >> Yeah. Okay. So, you can infuse it, but you can reinforce it. It takes twinkling titanite.
04:31:34 Okay. >> You know, I could Okay, let me let me think for a second here, fellas. Let's do this. Tune remove lightning blade. Does it work on this? It doesn't work. H. Okay. So, I can't buff it.
04:32:31 Okay. Well, let's just make it OP. Does it go to past plus five? Cuz it did not in Dark Souls 1. Titanite slab. Oh no, I got to make the decision. Okay, let me just go try it with plus four first. >> See what the damage even looks worth it. What is this skill with?
04:33:04 It's C and Dexterity. H I've got both, so it's probably fine. And I got a dexterity ring on cuz I have to. I'm very heavy though, which means this Flynn ring isn't probably doing much. Let's go to Lloyds. Is this really the runback though? This
04:33:28 is not okay. This is a long run back. Oops. Dude, switching weapons and all of the like things that you need to switch on keyboard and mouse is kind of whack. It's the only thing I don't like keyboard about keyboard and mouse. I I
04:34:07 think everything else is good. Like I feel like I can aim pretty well and don't need um lock on, but trying to like switch my weapons around and like I have to use my mouse wheel for these items. It kind of kind of sucks. Oh, [screaming] you bastard, man. Go through. Go through. Go through.
04:34:36 All right. How cracked is this thing? Right out of the gate, it's going to get smoked. 258. Now we're talking. It was doing 60 last time. And it's got super long range. Fine. It's going to kick me. [ __ ] I dodged right into the grip. Oh,
04:35:17 that's KO. KO'ed fatality. No, no, no. Have mercy. Dude, that's such a sick move. Oh. Oh, that's so [ __ ] cool. I wish I was him. Why can't I be like him? The combos are so I want to play some f like uh Street Fighter type [ __ ] on Dark
04:35:51 Souls. I want to have like combo moves. Maybe I should try the uh the knuckles or whatever they're called, the fist weapons. I I want to try a build like that next time I go through a playthrough. That [ __ ] seems fun as hell. Some [ __ ] spikes on the bottom of my
04:36:08 shoes and kick [ __ ] Brass knuckles. Ball damage. What the hell? Here we go. Let's try again. What? He's going to have like seven phases probably. I Can you just wait a second? You [ __ ]
04:36:56 Maybe there's a way to like cheese him a little bit. That'd be a good way to ch uh punish he does kick my ass after. Oh, yo, he's so sick. I need to study him a little bit more. What's his long range gap closer?
04:37:29 So, he does a follow-up hit. He's going to kick my ass. Okay, after the follow up, we're good. I'm going to do anything. Hello. I just like walk him off the edge like this. I'm the perfect distance away where we
04:38:18 won't do anything. Any Twitch primers now that we got a second or Oh [ __ ] Oh, I thought we dodge and do it again. Oh, he does throw rocks at me. I'm just studying, guys. I'm just Oh, we do have a primer. Starlight. Let's go. Thank you.
04:39:01 How does he follow this up? Oh, he delays it. He pokes it at it like he's going to [ __ ] you up. Okay, this this is a different Okay, I got to study this part. Yeah, cuz he's just [ __ ] sending it now. Redeye man is evil. Okay. What's the long range gap closer?
04:39:26 He just runs you. Got to remember that he just kind of That's a good time to punish when he jumps at me. That's not a good time to punish cuz he kicks my [ __ ] ass. I thought I dodged. RIP. >> Yo, he's so sick.
04:40:01 Oh, we're cooked. Yeah, he just kicked my ass. Okay. I don't think being long range is that good, especially in that phase. I think it's going to be good to just use a shield. Unfortunately, just to dodge a couple of his [ __ ] kicks that
04:40:22 he does out of nowhere. I don't think those are even dodgeable, to be honest. Unless you know for a fact they're coming next. And the only way I would know that is if I die on this boss another 100 times. So, anyone who knows exactly when the kick is coming, just admit it. You [ __ ] suck and you died
04:40:37 100 times before you got good. All right, cool. Uh when sometimes when I'm on these boss fights, I imagine what like the no hit run looks like and I'm like figuring trying to figure out what attack patterns are like super punishable cuz that's really what these
04:40:57 no hit runs are in Dark Souls 1. I forgot who did it but he just like waited for one specific attack and then went and punished it and then just waited again and again and again. which is fine, you know, I Okay, okay, I dodged a Okay, I dodged a foot.
04:41:32 It's not It's not crazy. Yeah, that was Oh. Oh. Wait, I think staying near him is probably good just like Iodex or uh Pontiff. Just we just see what happens. We can kick you, which is annoying.
04:42:25 Oh, that that knocks off your I didn't expect that. I think we're dead here. Good. I still got me. It's a little bit delayed. Okay. Okay. Are you guys getting jump scared at his [ __ ] crazy moves like like me? Like when his [ __ ] elbow goes straight into the
04:42:50 into the screen and his foot. It's like 3D. [ __ ] pokes me in the [ __ ] face IRL. Oh my god, that's super punishable. Oh, keep doing that. We're We're cooked. Yeah, let me just try my Atora sword for one
04:43:17 to see if he's light or weak to lightning and then uh we'll just keep [ __ ] with him. This is a very fun fight. This is exact. This is like my peak Dark Souls fight. You're dancing a little bit. You can pretty much go long range or mid-range if you want to like bait out certain moves. You
04:43:37 can kind of make this fight whatever you want. And then also like you get super punished for staying like too close cuz he has all these like elbows and [ __ ] knees and [ __ ] But it's also not like super chaotic like Pontiff Sylvan where like it feels
04:43:54 like you can actually get good at this fight. You can actually react in time if you know what's coming with Pontipiff. I feel like I had no idea what the [ __ ] was coming next and I spent like an hour and a half there and I still just lost. Okay, I'm never eating again inside the room.
04:44:15 Let me just see raw damage here. We 318. He's weak to lightning. Okay. And that's that's with [ __ ] a shield up. Okay. And it's way faster. Yeah, baby. This is a cracked weapon. I'm so glad I got this one to plus 10. Eating
04:44:50 Dodging. Dodging. Dodging. Hitting. Dodging. Dodging. Dying. Holy [ __ ] That's my entire health bar. Eating. Dying. The [ __ ] dude. Give me a sec. Just give me one sec. No. No, [groaning and screaming] the triple spear.
04:45:23 Okay, this weapon is uh going to make this fight a lot easier. I didn't even buff myself. And I did have Lloyd's ring on. Okay, Essis and Lloyds are good together. Hunter's ring probably not as important. So, let's go back to our Flynn's ring, which should increase a
04:45:43 little bit. Uh, we need Estus. Let's try this. What's our equip load? Not Not too crazy. We'll buff oursel and then we should be able to do some good damage. It feels like he's going to have a phase, too. Feels like that. At least to me.
04:46:09 And then I hope we get some goddamn answers on what we're doing here. Like what? What are what what is this? Why are we back here? I'm so confused cuz this is like realistically we're directly below Lothric Castle. Oh, I I actually forget to buff myself
04:46:36 every time. There we go. He gave us a second. It's okay. >> I'm just gone. It's a little bit punishable. Oh my god. I I think the mid-range is easier than
04:47:37 being really close. He punched my ass. I don't know how to eat here. Why am I eating? Uh We're cooked. >> Yeah. [groaning] Yeah.
04:48:10 RIP us. There seems to be only one opening for a little sip sip. I think that's when he does his like bigger ground slam move. So, I'm going to wait for that, I guess, from now on. Really fun fight though. Gun deer.
04:48:39 [groaning] You [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Leave me alone. >> [screaming] >> You can't punish that on this phase. I'm I got like a [ __ ] closeup of this dude right now. Don't like that. Ah [ __ ]
04:49:59 Think we can. Yeah, that's a heal coin too. Okay. Quit punching my ass. Oh, we're close. Okay, we can get him. He'll He'll be down soon. This weapon does so much damage. do wish there was a closer bonfire, but
04:50:48 I mean realistically nothing's really that threatening on the way there. TKW with the primer. Thank you. Wait, what am I doing? Yep. Well, Dead. Oh, it's so cool.
04:52:36 I'm dead as [ __ ] I'm not locked in, guys. Maybe long range is better for this part of the fight. Oh, he throws rocks. I forgot. Uh, [screaming] I got to say long range. This dude's
04:54:02 [ __ ] Got to follow up before we miss though. All right. Where's the phase two at? Show me. Show me the phase two. No phase two. Okay. Cool boss. Very cool boss. Very pure Dark Souls boss. Gun Dear dead. Now, what the [ __ ] is going on here?
04:55:04 Let me let me learn about this dude cuz we killed Iex before or Llex. I keep saying I think it's an I but maybe it's an L. Oh, what is this guy too? Uh oh yeah. Um used acquire whatever. Once a champion came late to the festivities and was
04:55:23 greeted by a shrine without fire and a bell that would not toll. is that a champion came late to the festivities and was greeted by a shrine without fire, which is currently the situation. The shrine is without fire and a bell that would not toll.
04:55:59 So this is like an in between world, I think. Are you ready? Now the real fight begins. Oh [ __ ] Really? I'm going to go spend my souls, I guess. Then wait, I should be able to get the big axe that I want to try. Did I already look at
04:56:32 I have to look at these weapons real quick again. Make sure I'm not going to spend anything. White dragon breath. That's from the consumed oseros. Emit crystal breath of seek the scalus. That seems very strong. Um, what else does he have for us? His sword. Moonlight great sword. Scales
04:56:55 off of intelligence. Legendary dragon weapon. Ch. This thing sounds cool. Infatuated with a search for moonlight, but in the end it would never revealed itself to him. And then there's this, which we are about to buy. And then this Gundier's halbird. Halbird of Gundier. The champion received when
04:57:14 he was charged with his duty. This old cast iron halbird was the power or has the power to break poise and is said to never crumble seeming to suggest that Gundear was faded to eternal service from the beginning. I mean the power to break poise is very strong. Hold spear at waist and charge
04:57:32 up bow and use momentum transition into streing sweeping strong attack. Prisoner's chain portion of steel chain used to restrain Gundere. Gain vigor, endurance, vitality but take extra damage. That is not worth it. Prisoner is one who has staked everything on a belief
04:57:51 most apparent in the greatest of champions. I can use this. Maybe I should use Gundier's halburn instead of the great axe. I really like halbirds. This does scale off of faith though, only because it's lightning charged,
04:58:10 which could be really strong. We could buy both. We could buy both. >> Link. Very worth. Let's get to or 35 strength so we can try that big weapon. >> Ashen one. Um. Where is it? There it is. This thing scaling off of faith seems
04:58:40 like it could do some crazy damage for my build. So, let's go ahead and grab this um dragon slayer great axe. Yo, that's probably why it scales. Yo, I don't really want to level it up yet, but I do have to test the damage. So,
04:59:16 let's go. We got to spend our souls, though. I could level up again. Or let me just go buy the other weapon before I just That that'll be smart. Let's do that. Gun Deer's halbird. Okay, let's try that on real quick, too. Love that.
04:59:59 Okay, that's crazy. All right, we got some weapons to try. We got some new toys, boys. 17,000 souls, though. Still, maybe I can just get a level. Got 20k. How many more do we need? >> As for very
05:00:22 >> 6k one. Let's grab this. Should be 5k tener. >> Very well then taken. >> Uh, what do we want to scale with? I think we're just going to keep going strength. Maybe a little bit of health. >> 1,000 health's kind of clean. Let's go
05:00:45 straight to 1,000 health. There we go. Ashen one. >> All right, let's go see what's up with the real fight. Probably should go test out these weapons first, but whatever. [ __ ] my health bar is almost across the
05:01:12 entire screen. I'm I'm just so confused why we're here. Everything's dead besides those guy. Oh, Black Knight. Oh, that's low damage. But I haven't upleveled it up, I guess. Oh. Why is there two?
05:02:20 This will work. It's not working, guys. Oh. Oh. Oh, we got one. Can't change. Can't change. Where is it? Uh, great axe. Oh, [ __ ] About the same damage. Oh.
05:03:10 A [ __ ] we're dead. The great axe might be way cooler. And it does scale with faith. And it does do lightning damage. I think we're going to buff up this this great axe. It gives us another option. Let's go get our souls back. I think this is smart for my build.
05:03:35 And I can keep leveling up strength, too, so I can just wield it without this ring. Um, that should be enough to level up, right? Let's go. Let's go use our scales on this thing. Even has this move, too, which I mean, it's cool. I don't know if it's going to
05:03:53 be good, but it's cool. And worst case scenario, our restore sword is still pretty good. >> Reinforce. All right, let's let's spend it. We're taking it. We're going. No going back now. 29 21 Titanite scales. Buff buff. I'm out of soul. >> Pretty big like that.
05:04:36 >> Pretty. Be careful. Reinforce. Boom. Boom. And then a slab, which we do have, but we're going to wait just in case. >> Just in case. I used a lot of our scales. We kind of we kind of went all in on this.
05:04:59 Let's go see what it does for backstab now against these black knights. Dude, I feel so strong with a big ass axe. Hey, where' the other Black Knight come from, though? The [ __ ] Too slow. Wait. Okay. Am
05:05:50 I fat rolling as [ __ ] now? I just realized I'm probably pretty heavy. All right, come with me, guys. Come with me. Fine. Not like this. I think I'm too heavy. I think I'm fat rolling. 84%. Oh my god. I forgot these things
05:06:39 are heavy as [ __ ] Oh no, guys. Oh no. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Apple's ring will help. Barely. Oh no. Oh, we're fat as hell. Oh, we're still so fat. Okay, what do we do? What do we do? This weighs seven. We might need to get some uh some points in vitality. Seven
05:07:07 vitality. Oh no. I should not have I committed. I committed. Okay, we might be fat rolling the rest of the run. Oh no. How much does this [ __ ] weigh? It's not even that heavy. Okay, we're fat rolling. Fat rolling. There's a lot of damage though. Power up attack is Oh my god, I am a
05:07:50 beast now. There he is. [screaming] Oh, we're so fat. We're so fat. This is the coolest weapon in the game. I don't I could be [ __ ] I could be like sumo wrestler rolling right now and
05:08:25 I'd still be happy. I'll figure it out. I'll get some vitality. I'll take off my gear. I I'm going naked. I don't give a [ __ ] boys. This weapon's [ __ ] awesome. Okay, wait. Give me a sec. Should I go in here yet? I got to explore. I got to explore. That's a soft lock. I'm not doing that.
05:08:49 What's that fire over there? Almost died. Oh, that's just the path. Okay. Oh, the doorway. Oh, this is kind of lazy of the developers, by the way, just taking out all the extra textures and just throwing in reusing Firelink Shrine like this.
05:09:12 Come on. That's just lazy. Bro, like, tell me this isn't the coolest weapon in the game. Come on. You tell me it isn't. Oh my god. Hornet ring. Uh, that's the critical damage thing, right? Or is it?
05:09:37 I'm blind as [ __ ] I just saw it. There it is. Boost critical attacks. Yeah, that could be good. ring associated with Lord Blades Sirin, one of the four Knights of Gwyn. Um, probably won't be able to do anything on the last boss, I'm guessing. So,
05:09:58 really do much for me at the moment. All right, let's do this. [ __ ] loot the fire. What? What is happening to the world? There's nothing else in here, right? Hollow's ashes. Is that who I think it is?
05:10:44 Shrine handmmaid prepares new items. Umbal ash of a hollow who faithfully served a woman only to become a Oh, wait. This isn't it. With this, the shrine handmmaid will prepare new items. Wait. Oh, yeah. Agony ahead indeed. Ash ahead.
05:11:21 Andre is still here, right? No way he would die. Fog wall. No eyes of a fire keeper. Reveal horrors to the sightless firekeeper. said to be the eyes of the first
05:11:41 firekeeper and the light that was lost by all firekeepers to come. It reveals to the sightless firekeepers things that they should never see. Why would I want to give that to her then? Why would I Why would I let her No, I'm not going to do that. I'll look at it. I can't. I'll take the
05:11:59 burden. Andre, no. Andre, we love you. I got his hammer. I should use it just for just for the memory of him. Passed down
05:12:34 amongst blacksmiths of the shrine. serves as a strike weapon, but also excels at reducing poise. Of course, a hammer's true potential is realized in the hands of a blacksmith. No. No, dude. No fall ahead.
05:12:56 >> Wait, she's still here. >> Well, fancy that. A lost lamb wanderth in with ner a peep from the bell. Are you killing the [ __ ] people in here? >> Well, thou shouldst my purpose know. What can this old handmmaid provide thee?
05:13:17 To skirt the cursor's grasp. Try not for long. It is dark for now, and not a soul stirs. But remember, fires are known to fade in quiet. Or perhaps out captive already like the poor girl. >> You [ __ ]
05:13:42 [laughter] [sighs] >> What do you have for sale? There it is. The priestess ring. Wolf Knight leggings. It's Artorius's stuff, is it not? Helm of a knight tainted by the dark of
05:14:12 the abyss. The twilight blue tassel is damp and will ever remain so. The vanquished knight left behind only wolf's blood and his legacy of duty. The undead legion of Faren was formed to bear his torch. And the armor of these abyss watchers suggests their own eventual end. Okay. So, yeah, the Abyss
05:14:31 Walkers were a part of Artorius in the Abyss, of course, the Abyss Watchers, and they fought like him to honor him. Is it is it a good item? Oh, I I can't even wear this [ __ ] I'll be overweight. Damn, I should buy it. Just Just cuz. >> To skirt ties dark.
05:14:55 >> Spouse ahead. Therefore, try tongue. Be wary of woman, huh? It's a woman. Okay. What else we got? Quite something ahead. Okay. Yeah, indeed. Be wary of good luck. Sword fragment. Where is it? Return
05:15:31 to last bonfire rested at or to shrine. Oh, brideman of the coiled sword of a bonfire which served its purpose long ago. Returns caster to last bonfire used for resting or to the bonfire and fire. Okay. Should I kill this thing? Should I kill her? Everyone else is
05:15:55 dead. And surely she'll be back at the other place, right? Is this all there is here? So it was just for an a bone. A really strong home word bone. What? doesn't even open.
05:16:59 And the ladder's gone. Of course, it's gone. And somebody put a note up there. I think we're done. I don't it this I'm so confused. We went down into Lothric Castle which took us to
05:17:40 the old consumed king or whatever. Such a [ __ ] sick weapon. This is so cool. I'm so happy. Chaos Blade sounds cool. There it is. A for dexterity. Whoa. Unknown origin.
05:18:22 It's probably cracked for Dex builds. This is a good like fun weapon, this one here. But I I think I like Dex builds the most. Obviously, fat rolling is not going to be good. I got to figure that out soon. Oh, another item. Isn't there like there's a spot over
05:18:48 here that I need to check out. Uh where is this it down there? Nothing here. Okay. Do you think that skeleton That was over here in the in the real Firelink Shrine was just seeing this [ __ ] Are we hollow? We [ __ ] hollow
05:19:22 right now. All right, I guess we're going to go turn in those ashes. Get some levels in vitality. Oh, thank god you're here. Thank god you guys made it back. >> Ah, gracious. Passing finer. Let this I only
05:19:58 hope. >> Whatever. What do you got? More embers. More stuff. Um, yep. I can buy a Titanite slab. Okay, so you can get one more to max level. That's cool. Good to know. Good to know. A lot of [ __ ]
05:20:29 30,000 souls. You got to be kidding me, bro. Three ring of sacrifices. Wood grain ring. Why would they? We need the dark wood grain ring. That's right. I thought they changed what this did. That that makes us have the cooler roll.
05:20:52 >> Okay. >> Um, we need we need some vitality. Bad. Let's be honest. for not using this >> foot. >> I don't want to I don't want to give the eyes. I I'm scared. >> Then touch nourish.
05:21:21 >> Okay. What What does Oh, we need four 2,000 more. >> Fat roll ass. What do I want to sell? I don't I'm not going to sell that. [snorts] Weapons. That's right. Weapons. Handmaid's dagger. Let's be honest. [ __ ] Weapon.
05:21:45 Um, Lothric Knight sword. Dope. Athal straight sword. What do we What do we want to get rid of here? Black knight sword. I want to keep that. Keep that. Keep that. Of course, we want to keep that. I don't care about the butcher knife
05:22:07 or great axe or clubs. I'm not going to use I'm not going to use this hammer or the dang hammers. I have two of these. That should be enough. >> One for very >> How much does vitality give for weight?
05:22:27 One. One. >> That cannot be worth it. I gota I gota >> I just got to take off my gear. I'm going n going naked as [ __ ] 65 62. Are we still fat rolling? Woo. Saved.
05:22:50 Saved. I guess we can go back to using our uh dragon stone thing. And so just it just helps with defense, but doesn't really do anything unless you roar with it. That's only 5 seconds or so. Four, five, six, maybe five or six
05:23:16 seconds. Okay. I'm scared to give her eyes, dude. I don't want to. Dude, this sounds like a really bad item to give somebody. Reveal horrors to the sightless. Like, why would I want to do that? Things that they should never see.
05:23:48 I do want to pick a weapon real quick. >> Oh, you know what I want to do? Which weapon is it? Maybe I can make this Saint Biden a Yeah, I'm going to level this thing up to try for bless. So, I kind of like this thing and it scales off of
05:24:18 that thing could be cracked. I go back. >> Okay, let me let me get some more souls. Reinforce plus seven plus 8 + 9 and then we can go to infuse and we can remove it and then we can make it a blessed gives it a scaling.
05:24:51 Hang on. which lowers its attack, but it gives it plus one. I just don't get it. Plus 156. Is that just worse? I don't understand. Oh, this also scales with Oh, that changes it to B. We could have a dark
05:25:29 weapon. We could also do simple, which gives it magic. Sharp doesn't look like it does anything for it. I'm I'm so confused how this stuff works. Surely bless has got to be the right thing.
05:25:54 Let's try it at a couple. Let's give it a shot. All right, go ahead. >> Ashen one link for the lords of sin link. >> I'm scared to give this to her. Please don't hate me. >> Ashen one, are these
05:26:17 >> your eyeballs? >> Are these eyes >> for you? I got them for you. >> How gracious of thee, Ashen one, >> what do you want to do? >> The very things we fire keepers have been missing. >> Ashen one, my thanks for the eyes thou
05:26:33 given. >> But firekeepers are not meant to have eyes. It is forbidden. >> But who's going to stop us? >> We will reveal through a sliver of light frightful images of betrayal. A world without fire. Ashen one, is this truly thy wish?
05:26:55 >> What? Um, that seems like a big choice to make. What? I'm just going to take the flame away. But I'm so confused cuz didn't that kind of already happen for the when I [sighs] when I have to go kill the Lord of Cinder? Whatever. Oh,
05:27:20 >> okay. >> I serve thee and will do as thou bidst. >> I'll come soon. >> This will be our private affair. No one else may know of this. >> Our private affair. Okay. >> Stay thy path. Find lords to link the fire, and I will
05:27:40 blindly tend to the flame until the day of thy grand betrayal. Excuse me. What did you say? >> Ashen one, forgive me if this sounded strange. The eyes show a world without fire, a vast stretch of darkness, but is different to what is seen when
05:28:06 stripped of vision. In the far distance, I sense the presence of tiny flames like precious embers. Left to us by past lords, linkers of the fire. Could this be what draws me to this strangely enticing darkness?
05:28:29 >> I don't know, >> Ashen one. If thine heart should bend, kill me >> and strip these eyes from my person. I will return as the firekeeper I once was, as it has always been. I can't kill you, >> Ashen one. If thine heart should bend,
05:28:51 kill me. I will return as the fire keeper. >> Okay. So, if I kill her, she's she'll be back to normal. >> As it has always been. >> But what what do we what's hap what what happened though? I don't understand.
05:29:25 I don't I don't think I get it, guys. Do I have to go back to where the evil where the fire wasn't lit? Is she there? Now the real fight begin. But there is no fight. I got to test this out. This weapon. What does backstab look like?
05:30:17 How How did I not get a backstab? Hello That's just not that strong. He's still here. [screaming] Yeah. I don't know what the flesh gem does. It the scaling is better. Like it does do pretty good damage, I guess.
05:30:55 like it's it's still pretty strong, but now that I've used this giant [ __ ] Warhammer thing, I don't know. I feel like everything else is kind of weak. I don't know. All right. So, what are we talking about here? What What does she mean? We just
05:31:14 we're looking what Ashen one, if when thou pierest upon the first flame, thou wishest yet for a world without fire, for an end to the linking of the fire, then call upon I am a firekeeper
05:31:47 and I tend to the flame to the very end. Thou hast given me eyes and such it was they showed me. >> Ashen one kill. I will. >> So does that mean we can go to here? I'm I'm so good. Can we go to the flameless shrine and do something with her? Does this end the game?
05:32:18 Cuz we could light the fire now. Is she here? Or what am I doing? Maybe she's Maybe she's here at the first flame. Hello. I have no idea where she is or what she's doing or what she's supposed to
05:33:00 do. Let's just go. Let's just go another temp on this boss real quick. And then I I might actually uh I might have to go so I can get some uh get a quick little walk in. I guess the time changed, didn't it? So, we have way more time at night for light. That'll be nice.
05:33:31 409. Nice. Problem is it's very slow. Yeah, we're getting my ass kicked. Okay, hang on. Give me a sec, though. I'm going to try out the lightning move. Mr. Uh, Soul of Cinder. I want to try my big little blasty lightning move.
05:33:51 That's going to look like it's this. I need to put my shield away for that. Okay, I guess because I am so slow, I could put on some like really thick gear and probably not probably survive pretty long. All right, let's see how much damage
05:34:17 this does. 1,000. And it I mean I'm dead as [ __ ] but like that was sick. Holy [ __ ] One. I'm alive. Yo, that's so much damage. Okay, hang on,
05:34:53 hang on, hang on. Let me cook for a second before I go. All right, we got HL's ring, which is good. We got strength. We can increase, you know, we can increase our faith as well, which should help. And then we can we can put on some gear cuz we're not dodging anyways.
05:35:14 We're barely dodge anyways. Let's see what happens. We go fat as [ __ ] Katarina build. Look at the Look at the resistances. For our boy, we're going peak build here. Where's it? Where's it? Oh, there they are.
05:35:31 Oh, we're too heavy. We're actually We're overweight. We're overweight. Hang on. We're a little bit too heavy. But you guys can't tell me I don't look like a [ __ ] badass. Imagine you are walking up here and my character loads in as like one of those ghosty things.
05:35:51 You'd be you'd be intimidated. All right, that's 10.6. What else gives pretty good defenses but is way lighter? Magic and fire. We're still pretty heavy, guys. Maybe pontiff night gear. Let's go pontiff gear because they have good Oh, it's just
05:36:14 frost. Never mind. We need like everything else. Maybe fire, too. Do they have fire? No. Oh, yeah. There it is. I guess it's not bad for fire. Pontis. Where is it?
05:36:50 Okay, we'll pick something else. How does that weigh even more? Okay, we look scuffed as hell. Wait, this helmet actually sucks. It looks so bad. Need better helmet. Ooh, outrider night. Yeah.
05:37:25 Okay, pants look terrible. Our pants look terrible, let's be honest. We can work with this. All right, let's do this. Let's give it a try. Oh, [ __ ] it. That's what I wanted to do. Dodge. Dodge, bro. Oh my god. We're fat as [ __ ] We're so
05:38:19 fat. I don't know. I don't know. I got to get used to that. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. All right. Actually, before I get too deep into this and I feel like I have I have hope. Uh the stream has been great, guys. It's been a great time. For those on Twitch, please leave a follow if you're not. So, you'll see me
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