Brendan Schaub GETS BACK ONSTAGE! REALLY! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #180
00:00Yo, Chin, you want to cut this out?In Austin, I do a pop.Storage rooming on.Chin, what else you got?Rain, I drink a lot.Mix it with your shot.Mix it with your shop.And I still not do a pop.
00:18Hello?Walk me to my truck.Walk me to my truck.What?Driving to King Sharks.What?What? What?What?
00:26In Austin, I do a pop.Shadow band and on.Audio's a lot.Running from the law.Yo chin you want to cut this outNo years are monstopsUnique is my upWhat
00:39Mesa KhanIt's so topAll these foods are notKahn their sideKido jumpNip Salsa cookie N N N NKido jumpThese in tunes won't car
00:48Just like soft isNopsWhy?We doDoeHeyRyan Lizz the menRogan's humping him
00:59Fucking on your stoolHe's my dadAll these homelessCucks they suckAnd they sadMe mechanical, chins and alcoholicsPissing in the sink, keepin, redacted and so yeah.All these hollies making cheats.
01:14Big, dick, eight inches, super thick, juices for my dick.Mr. Holly, yeah, you know you hurt me.I'm in Austin, storage room need soundproof.YouTube is army.Audio is royalty.I got baseball, yeah, I'm driving, I'm driving.Yeah.You're the chambies, the chambies.
01:35Young Tiger and bossAll the other team fucking upAll the other team get in ditchAll the internet they suckAnd they have all see my dickYeahYeahYeah
01:48Sorry about that bitchbitch, bitchPissin in the setAnd I'm getting milkShe's using her digitsDitch Happy ending shitTold her I called itThen I pissing the same
01:59Thanks and now I'm layingMiding up the truckMotted up the truckThe Gringo PoppyMeenie FouchiHe just wanna feed me beans cheese and beansI'm out in my truckyKeep it taking batteries driving to the munchabin
02:13Tickest little cub walking close to NandiMan she's just so funny I'm best friends with BobbiHe helped define bullion heard he spend a hundred fucking into your winie that's filthyIn a store I drew my popRogan saw Brian's my girlfriendAddies round the clockWalk me to my truckWalk me to my truck walk me to my truck
02:35In a storage room we pop,Chinwado she got, got,chin what else you got,get me on Rogon,Rogan, what, what, what?I'm a werewolf and chal stone,what, bike of gangs and cops,Rogan really rough,
02:49running from the law,lawyers on my stops.Welcome back to 10 Minutes a Shop.Thanks for tuning in.As always, join the Patreon,join the Reddit, join the Discord.On our Patreon, you get early access of this show,10 Minutes of Shop, which you know I love.
03:18But that is not why you're here.You're here because we are getting the sound machine to let me do it.Because we forgot.We get excited because we get in these heated discussions about the history of the subreddit and shop and Slow Joe's new talk show.Whether Christalia did it or not.Yeah, Christalia, innocent.That's what Gerardo says.But we're usually never arguing.
03:48usually both agree he's innocent. That's true.At the end of the day. I agree that Gerardo thinks that.And at the end of the day, I was driving my sonto baseball practice.You know, and then Mark's success, we're very happy about Mark's success.We can't talk about it. That's not why you're here, too.That's not why you're here. No. You're here to watch Tim as a shop.So start the timer.
04:10Play that old chin clip.Here's your soundboard, Mr. Cooney.You like your freedom? You like your soundboard?Thank him.Join the Patreon because we're looking to get a set.second iPad. Okay, this first one's posted by Andale Mono. I want Cooney to be surrounded by like13 iPads so you could just be like pushing different sounds and show you how good I am at thisshit. Dude, dude, do, do, do, puppy. What are you doing, bro? Are you doing, bro?
04:37Okay, so the first one's posted by Andale Mono. It's true. I saw Papa going down.It's what it's called Camp Guard Mike put thread that says, I'm hearing reports that ICE is inAustin right now and there are comedians running into the street to suck their cocks and eat their ass andswallow their cum. Did you hear that? I heard that too. Yeah, yeah, no, I think it's true. It's not even a joke.Yeah. That's the whole, a lot of the line to kill Tony. Yeah. Ended up that happened. It's crazy.Yeah, you know, this shows how journalism in America has gone downhill because this guy's out here reportingfacts and they're out there reporting blog busts of fucking bullshit, dude. Yeah, I mean, he's not even acomedian. He's just writing down what he saw. He's like a citizen journalist. Yeah.
05:18And I respect that.And I honestly, I want to think him.Think him.Look at this guy.He's doing God's work, too.That's social media.This isn't real.He's a,
05:27he is the new kind of journalist now.They, like,move over,We've ever heard of it?We got Can't Guard Mike.Yeah.He's telling the people what's going on in the streets.And why?
05:37And why?And they're eating asses while I come.NYT?Yeah, right.More like CGM, dude,can't guard Mike.You know what I'm saying?You go up to like kill Tony,
05:45what did?So what did you do today?in the line. What did you do before us? Oh, I saw an ice agent, so I sucked his cock, ate his ass,and swallowed his come. Is that just a you thing? That's kind of, no, no, no, everyone in line inAustin does this. Tony Hinchcliff was right next to me, dude. Yeah, no, Tony? Oh, he looks like an ass,but he was doing that to people that weren't in ice. Tony just kind of does that, but it's kind of histhing and that's cool. All righty, let's see here.This next one is leaked mothership emails between Brendan and Joe posted by
06:22Where Does It Hurt R.A.From D.Maybe Dick.I don't know.To Brendan.Okay.I'm so sorry, Brendan.Brandon.
06:32You just missed Joe Rogan.He actually told me he was thinking of winding down the entire Austin, Texascomedy scene operation.Bummer.If it starts up again,we'll be sure to let you know.Joe Rogan is not 5'3 at Gmail.Deal with this.
06:47Thank you.you. Hi, Joe. I was thinking of moving down to Texas for an epic vacation. Blank told me you were planning a party. Comics for the win. I cleared my calendar. What are the details? Thank you, good sir. Like Elon.Yeah. Good sir. Would you mind if you spare us the details for the finest parties in all of the island? That's like my, that's my Elon.You know that text. Oh, my bet, Mr. Whole Foods. My best.So, that email that he sent on Christmas morning.that's crazy where he's like dude i don't want to be on an island i want to fuck yeah no a lot of peoplehave been saying yeah on christmas of all days you wake up and the first thing you do i mean we alldo that dude you email the the biggest oh i don't email no no no i'm horny christmas horny really yeah
07:35yeah the nativity scene the aroma of christmas eve i wake up i'm rock hard daddy i well i do lovejesus like jelly roll you know so but i mean i like love him in a passion i almostin a passionate way. I've been saying like a way that you would love your God. Not the way that.And I'm not trying to fuck. All right. All right. Let's see what we got next. That one was postedby where does it hurt our A. Whitney Cummings doing Whitney Cumming Things posted by Chinese Derek.I liked this one already, obviously. Yeah. Maybe in my sleep, too, but every time I see this,I get a little happy. Whitney Cummings said Miss Rachel was always off base, dude. Why does she talk toall kids like they're deaf morons.
08:17Also, if you need to dress like a toddlerto trick them into liking you,that's information to give a mental health professional.I've talked ad nauseum,I feel like recently about Whitney Cummings,as of you. We talked about it on the live.First dates of mine that I go on and bring her up.Yeah, just to make sure that no one,
08:33you know, they don't like Winnie Cummings either.You've got to be safe. You know, always be safe.Ask people if they like Wendy Cummings right away.But I've noticed about this particular,obviously I've seen this tweet.you know, or thread or whatever it was.I don't like the way she uses the word dude here.Do you agree?
08:53I don't like her.So yeah.Yeah, you don't like anything about it.I don't like people that, I don't like,I don't like white people that use dude a certain way.Yeah.Like if you start a sentence off with dudes over here doing thisor dudes doing this or whatever.
09:08Dude outside acting all different.Yeah, I can't go with you there.I don't like that.Yeah.Unless you're like, dude, you know, like, dude, do, like, like, Christelia, then I'm on board.Doe.Or if you, it's okay.That's social media.
09:24This isn't real.It's okay to start off a sense with dude if it's done in a way that is authentic to who you are.When I, dude, what's up?Yeah.That's okay.But dudes out here doing, you don't talk like that.Or West way off base, dude.Or Miss Rachel has always been like that dude.
09:43Why are you talking about Miss Rachel in that voice?Yeah.You disgust me, Wendy Cummings.Everything is bad about you.I'm going to come right now, do you know?Yeah, no, she sucks.And then, you know, I don't know if you saw Rogan talking about this.Yeah, that hilarious.
10:00Rogan was like, why is she talking shit to this girl?Yeah, at first it goes, and all these people, all they do, they spend all day on threads.They just never get anything done.They're losers.They hate themselves.and then they go outand they just make fun of Whitney Cummingswho was like, why would you do that?
10:18She's so nice.She's great.You know, and she doesn't care.It's not going to hurt her career.Were you going to go see?That was one of my favorite thingsthat Joe Roggan said.Like, were you going to go see her?
10:28You weren't.It's kind of a good dude.You're like, if you're a good as stand-up,even if people don't like you,you can maybe win them over.You know, they might go,but he's like, they're not going to go see her.Because he's not good,
10:41because he knows she sucks.Yeah.And you know what?he sucks too. Yeah. Sorry about that. Sorry about that. Those facts are your feelings. What?I like when you push the wrong button. That was right. You could have hit a Cadnasada right there orsomething, dude. Yeah. The Carnetada works for everything. Yeah. Carnesatat. I feel like that one's forwhen you're spitting facts, dude. What? But yeah, what? That makes me a big old person.Shout out to Whitney Cummings. Keep doing your thing. Dude, you do bring joy to all of us in
11:13some weird fucked up way.Yeah.Icarus lives has anotherWhat Happens next here, dude.Part 16.You ready for this, Daddy?Very excited.I'm, you know,
11:22I'm a little tired, but...Spicy!I can't wait.I'm driving my kids to baseball practice.Let's see this.What happened next?Yeah, I was doing a spotat the laugh act and I see...
11:34I read all the books on...Serial killers.Yeah, definitely serial killers.Mm-hmm.He hasn't read a single book.No, I don't think so.I wonder what he even means.When he says I read books,
11:49he probably means something differentthan what we think.Watching documentaries.Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so.That's a good guess.I mean, he's doing eight,at this time, he's doing Food Trieries,Pizza Hut Express or something like that,
12:02fighters that love fighting stuff.You know, all these different showsand he's still got time to read books, dude.That's a good point.It's unlikely.But I think, I honestly think,what you're saying is a nice assumptionthat it's, he's thinking
12:16he's saying watching documentariesbut what he means,or what he means is he's watching documentaries,but he's saying reading books.I don't even think he,to him reading books could mean anything.Like he saw a flyer.Yeah.
12:30Or he, like someone told him about a book.That's what I think.I don't even think he's watching.A comment on YouTube.Yeah.He's like, you know, I've been reading these books about it.And a lot of people say,like, you know, I'm like a cook.
12:42whatever. When he comes in a book? He read that.It's a comment like, I'm not funny.Whatever. What book was that? Oh, it was on YouTube. This guy,uh, balloon fart said it about me.This guy LaMoonbao.Dixenormous.I was reading this book by,I was reading this book by Successful Egg and, uh,
13:04there's a whole chapter that was a guest thing by Rogan and a Shorty Pie.I'm not, what is he talking about?Oh, have you seen that?right now.Dicey,dicey!Have you seen that newelephant graveyard?
13:16Oh yeah,dude,I read that book.Dude,that was good.Everything is a book.Yeah.Let's see.
13:23I read all the books onbiker gangs.I know my biker gangs.Oh shit.Biker gangs.Never mind.I take back everything we said.He's reading books for sure.
13:30Okay.And I see this group ofBiker gangs.Biker gangs in the back.Yeah.A good amount of them.Ron Perlman.Yeah.
13:41Does not vote.believe whatever the fuck you're saying.He's trying desperately to understand what's coming next or what's going on.He's like this bogoon.Obviously, being interviewed by a monkey.Which is funny because I kind of look like a monkey.That's the look of people that had respect for Brendan turning homeless.You know what I mean?
14:03Ron Promen is like, as long as I'm as comfortable as possible, I'll be okay in this interview.Brian Collins like, fuck, he's saying he reads books again.I see them in their patches.I won't say what gang it is.It says what gang it is.Yeah, okay, that's good.I like that.Which one is it?
14:21Hell's Angels.Or which gang?The Mongols, maybe.You say Hell's Angels?But I recognize the logo.I'm like, oh, shit, man, bike gangs.So I get off stage.I'm waiting for my car outside.
14:34They come out.They follow me out.And I'm like, how, when I was a UFC fighter,I was supposed to do this appearance in Colorado Springs.and my manager calls meand goes,can't go.Like, what do you mean I can't go?
14:46He was a paid gigand I have a lot of money back then.I'm like, what do you mean I can't go?He goes, bounty on Bapa's head.Dude, no way.He said that?That's hilarious.There's a bounty on his head?
15:01I think he did say that, yeah.We'll see.There's a,there's a biker gang meeting,a Hell's Angel meetingand one of their enforcers put a bounty on youand he says he can beat you up.Like, what?
15:14He can fight you.Yeah, you want to do wants to fight me.I'm like, I don't want to be part of that.He's like, it's the, the sheriff called.The sheriff called the city can't go.It's not worth the risk.So I'm like, all right, whatever.So I thought maybe there's, when I walk out on the street of sunset, I'm like,
15:30oh, hopefully they're not trying to fight me.They're actually fans.I realize not how down the Mongols' guess was.He said Hells Angels so much.Yeah.But, yeah, they're going to love him, obviously.The sheriff got it wrong.the sheriff thought they wanted to fight him
15:46but they're actually huge fans of Brendan Shob's stand-upwe're all out there and they're fansand my first question I said I'd go hey manI'm not even trying to overstep hereI go but love sons of anarchyI was like how realistic was thathe's like pretty spot on manI'm so dumb of course it's biker gangs
16:07he's the sons of anarchy guyI mean I'm just as dumb as youI love that show do you ever watch ityeah yeah I totallyHe's not sober, but yeah.He looked so different in his regular clothes.So I didn't remember.I thought it was Hellboy.
16:23That makes sense.Well, he goes pretty spot on, man.So you do that.Rob Bremas is nothing the whole time.Yeah.History channel show, hunting, hunting Hitler.That was fun.Did you find Hitler?
16:36Of course I know.He did that.Hunting Hitler, that was fun.Did you ever find Hitler?Yeah, so he died.and umI think that one of themlook
16:48I know I'll getI dieI think thatoh what was he dohe's gonna punch himI think it's kind of funnythat he saiddid you find Hitler
16:59yeahI think that clipthat clip gets unfairI mean it's justhe's a funny guy sometimesor fairbecause broken clock's righttwice a day daddy
17:09yeah yeahon itTim Kennedy's responsewas annoyinghe wasn't funnyactually he's dead.Yeah, so he's actually dead.I killed a lot of people in Afghanistan.
17:20Tim Kennedy's like, I killed, I killed Hitler.But he's talking about like some relative that has nothing to do with that years later,he killed some baby that has nothing to do it.He's like, I always talk about going back in time.I killed the baby that's related to him now.It was awesome.Yeah, I killed.And that's not the first kid.
17:38And I don't regret it.That's what Tim Kennedy says.I stood out in the dark and fired my gun into the,into the, you know, wherever we go.And I think I probably hit people.Isn't that what you're supposed to do as a United States Army guy?I'm driving my son to baseball practice.Wow, this next post has a lot to do with the last week's episode of Raccoon Tweety is where we did
17:57reviews of IMDB stuff.That was two weeks ago.Never mind.I thought,I think you'd be surprised posted by legitimate Barrett 2578.Go ahead and read that, dude.Melania is currently the lowest rated movie of all time on IMDB.The film is sitting at 1.1 out of 10 stars with over 17K reviews.
18:13views. Man. So she'sthe fur, wow. She's given Shabba run for his money.It's just like wherever you turn Shabba is being inserted into politics now and stuff,you know what I mean? I wonder if they ever, they're in the situation room or they're inthe White House and they're constantly check to see as Melania's reviews are going down anddown and down. They're like, well, it's still better than Brendan Shob's Gringo Pappy.IMDB is a load of horseshit. Yeah, it's 1.3. So it's not a, it's not at, uh, it's not a, uh,shop level, yeah?
18:46Well, at 17,000 views, it was at 1.1.But now it's at 32,000.You back to your situation room point.The situation room up to 0.2 points.We go, Maloney, we got some great news.You're above Brendan Schaub against you.Oh, thank God.Thank God.
19:00I didn't want it to be that bad.You mean the one where he talks about Pickskin cookies?They didn't know every line of the Gringo Pappy.That's the White House I want to vote foris people that have seen the Greengo Poppy.Oh, hell yeah.You know?I want Brett Ratner to do.
19:14to direct Brennan Schaub's next stano special.I don't want that, but yeah.Brett Rander directedto X-Men, right?Yeah, I think he did one of them.He did Rush Hour.Rush hour, yep.Red Dragon, Hercules.
19:28I mean, why did he stop?He was so good.All righty, let's go to the next one.Don't answer that rhetorical question here.This is posted by Big Battle of 9416.Do you want to say something?I mean, it's not, I think people likelike little factoid.
19:44So I'm almost dead certain about this and I might be getting this wrong.But I feel like I was listening to Ben Avery back in the Dan Tim Dillon's podcast when he used to do Doordash.And he said that he went to Brett Ratner.Remember that?Yeah.Not only did Brett Rander not tip him, but then he sent, like, I think he maybe messaged him or something.And Brent Rattner was like, oh, yeah, I'm sorry about that.And tipped him one cent or something crazy like that.
20:10He is an utter, irredeemable piece of shit.So, yeah, it's just, it's funny that he did that to Ben Avery of all people.I mean, just like, okay, I was going to make a joke.This is a joke.I don't feel like, I think.Just like you said, you separate the art from the artist when it comes to Jeffrey Epstein.Okay, that was the joke.All I said was I read his book.
20:33That's all I said.He doesn't have a book.Okay.We'll cut that part.Let's see here.This one's supposed to have a big battle on 9-416.Papa Toad doing Man Dragon comedy.It's like Dershowitz going, I was at the, I got a massage, but I had my clothes on.
20:49Yes, I got a massage of the island.What is wrong with you?But I never took off my underwear.Yeah, my paints was on.Yeah, you are a monster too.Speaking of monsters, look at these shoes, dude.What the hell?Oh, man.
21:04Trying to be taller, right?Listen, dude, I'm, you call on a grifter or grifter?You know what I mean?You call them the tettle.What is it, kettle blue or something like that?that? That's facts. The pot caught in the kettlea tea bag. Oh man, my brain hurts. Butlike you're not hiking, dude. Why are you wearing these shoes on stage?
21:24Good question. You know, but that's kind of his thing. He's a hunter.You know, he might go hiking right after this. He's a hundred millionaire.Like, he has millions and millions and millions of dollars. That's true.Everything else seems pretty coordinated. You know what I mean?I mean, he's doing one of his terrible bits. Sorry, go ahead. Yeah, you're right.And that's more important than what I'm saying.I'm just, yeah, he's doing it.You're right, he's a bad comic.
21:46Why am I thinking of him in any other way, shape, or form?Look at what he's doing right now.He looks like he's about to do a kickflip.Oh, fuck, an old man trying to relearn how to skateboard.But look at that shit.That is his standup.He's doing another one of the stupid.Oh, he all.
22:10Oh, what?What is it?I have no idea what it's about, but it's probably horrible.Just horrible.He's so not good at standing, but nobody will tell him.So he thinks he's good.Yeah.I think we should leave it that way.
22:25Just not tell him the truth.Don't tell him the truth.He's talking about making another comedy club in Vegas.Did you hear about that?No, really?He wants to make comedy mothership in a second city.And he was saying they were looking at Vegas.Vegas is a great place.
22:40We should move, dude.We didn't do it the first time.and we regret it.We talk, I tell you every day,I regret not moving to Austin.We should move to Vegas.Vegas.I mean, he hates us,
22:48but the Vegas,that would be so funny to not move to Austin but move to Vegas.That is the funniest thing.Of all,like here,Austin's kind of crazy,but the kind of person that would moveto be at Joe Rogan's stand-up,
23:04besides you,but instead of Austin,but Vegas,Vegas with all the vice and everything out there,they're going to be dying,and right. That is the crazy. That's interesting. I want to see you're going to get people that arejust legitimately evil doing stand-up in Vegas. Yeah, and this is their boss.Yeah, it's a bad time. I can't imagine, I can't imagine like not laughing,
23:30watching Joe Rogan doing stand-up, you know what I mean? Yeah, you'd be laughing at him, yeah.Yeah. I wouldn't tell anyone there that. I'd be like, this guy's great. You know?Yeah, you might get in trouble if you'd speak the truth. Because it would,affect the simulacrum.Mm-hmm.But look at that.He's deep in a simulacrum.That's him in the simulacrum right there, dude.
23:49On stage at the comedy club you got, you suck.How did he get this far with this?I just don't, you watch a stand-up,there's not even a second.There's only one joke in all three or fourof the specials that we watched that I laughed at.Only one.Everything else was just horrible.
24:09Should I try to get those boots?That is anotherI like the idea of just constantly dressingLike the people we make fun ofWe're wearing their exact outfitYeah, dudeWe need to embody themI want those boots
24:21So we can fully understandWhat they're going throughYou gotta shape the beardAnd get the bootsThat's trueI can shape my beardYou're completely baldMm-hmm
24:30I get Jack and I start doing ice bathsThere you goAnd then I'm even funI'm betterI'm better at making fun of himBecause I understand himYou do worse at comedybut you are more popular.
24:40I get less funny.Yeah.But that's even better for the show.All right.Let's see what else we got.Let's exit that.Thiefer Messican posted by Dandy Kaufman 2.Me helping my husband
24:57look for the screws and boltsthat I threw out when I was overstimulated.We had this long conversation about overstimulated.All the worst people are using that word.Honestly, that word is over stimulating me.Me helping my husband look for the screws and bolts that I threw out when I wasoverstimulated.It's exactly the same.
25:18107 likes, 107,000 likes, 2,000 likes, dude.Huh.Hmm.Yeah.Not as good.Honestly, she's hotter.Yeah, that's part of it.She's banged.
25:32Nicey, nicey.Honestly, he looks like a better guy.Yeah, they're like a smarter version.I bet you his son's t-ball team would beat Shops' sons of T-ball team.I guess, but does he even on a track?You're right.I'm on Shopset again.Yeah.
25:49Let's see here.Thumbs that up.Okay, I hate these, but fucking, post by big, I did like it already, though.Post by Big Battle 9416 right before a truck walk.You know, that does look like a devious Irish-Mexican smile.Like he's about the fuck.You know what I mean?Yeah, he looks like he's having a good time.
26:09I like his jacket.Yeah.Good guy.I never met him.You know, who else likes that jacket?Slow Joe.Joanna.I mean, look, he's a great guy.
26:19Yeah.I mean, how can he even hate?I mean, I would have to fuck him, too.You know?He's like, you know, like really strong.Like, he's a fighter.Brian Callan bit.He's like, stop looking at me like that.
26:33He's a boxer and he's red hair, he's Mexican.All right.outliers make their own luck be.Don't know who to axe posted this one.Let's see here.Oh, fuck.Spitters or quitters.I like that this girl said spitters or quitters and still shared the DMs.
26:59Who said that?I mean,she didn't share it.Mark did.Right?Because Mark's on the...It's from her account because it's Brendan's shop sending it to her.But so maybe Mark, like...
27:15compiled them all from different womenthat he had to contact with.Yeah, yeah, yeah.But he had his phone, though, right?Like, was he any sending out messages before?This is definitely a screenshot from the woman's phonesent to Mark or to whoever made it public.Oh, my God.
27:30Also, you got to remember the timeline.These screenshots came out before the Badi's and Addie's phase.I'm pretty sure.This is like, I mean, if a woman really did that,you'd think she would hide it forever.This is, this is like, this is the Epstein leak for them.That spitters are quitters. You said that to shop?Yeah, that's a bad look for sure.
27:51Jesus Christ.I need a fucking tater tot once a week.I hope nothing ever comes out.Yeah.About me.Why would you say that?We already looked your name up in the files. You're good, dude.Yeah.
28:05I'm saying I'm a spitter.That sounds really bad.I'm saying I would say spitters are quitters.I started saying this when I saw this.Or I said, you're going to swallow this big dick for me, babe?I haven't said either one of those things.I know exactly what happened.You're going to swallow this big dick for me, babe.
28:20Spitters or quitters, good girl.They meet up.He pulls his pants down.Not hard, dude.Couldn't get hard.Didn't have dick juice.Yeah, yeah, yeah.You know what I mean?
28:30Then she's like,the hell?Talk me about big dick and this and that.Can't even get hard.I'm sharing this to Mark Harley.Good hypothetical, but you're wrong.You know why?Oh, okay.
28:42This is a conversation with the sink.Oh, yeah, I think you're going to swallow that shit, dude.That makes sense.That makes sense.I hear baddie for me say, funny story for you on my show, King and Sting.She's a baddie.His baddie named Chloe.It was my hidden message as same with young batty.
29:01Baddy didn't see any deal.I mean, dude, the week of June 22nd was nuts for Brendan Chubb.He was just rock hard, huh?He's a numbers guy.You know, he's always been one.You got to do, you got to shoot off a lot, a text, and then you take in what you get.Oh my God.Why can't you send this for yourself, dude, DM that bad.
29:23He'd say dinner would be great.I got my kid out tonight.It's such a crazy thing to have someone do this for you.Yeah.Why?Why don't you have your phone?Yeah.Very strange.
29:36Yeah.How much, I think, I thought it was genius.How much deeper do you think Mark Harley got with ASAP Rocky?He was like, dude, you saw the shop stuff, right?Asa Prakke's like, my whole album was about it.And then he's like, but look at this.And then he sends shows him more.I do like the idea of celebrities caring about what Brennan Chab does.
29:55They immediately corner Mark.Lauren and Aesop Rocky were like, tell us what happened with Shab.There's a whole reason they brought you on.They all watch Tmos.Lauren is a big Timos fan.You guys got to bring the songs back.I can't do a Lauren impression.I don't know what it is.
30:13Yeah.Oh, wow.Does it like that?You got to bring the songs back.Brian and Schaub.You guys do a show about that?I don't know what's funny anymore.How don't you walk me to my truck?
30:28Oh, here we go.Addie's back around 10 a year.I'll be home.Working Addies.Work in Addies.Oh, my God.I thought you were leaving Wednesday morning.My bad, I got Addies for you.
30:40Took two Addies.I'm chatting away up here.how many atties you need by the way my guy's going to come throughgot the addies need more addies I'm eating like a fuckinggillam monster without them what is a gillam monsterit's like a big lizard I think tightalso need more addies and with the face any more addiesfor your thick brother
31:01at least the addies were more spaced outyou know it looks like he took a break from June toAugust on addiesumso it's another thing that'svery strange to like text someone who's not a doctor about Addies all the time.This is like straight up drug addicts behavior.I mean, the first,
31:22the last one was like screaming at him.Addies.Although it would be kind of funny to get that from Chab or anybody.You're like their Adi dealer and they're just like addies.You're like,classic shop.Dude, he's like,he's taking my kids to college, dude.
31:38Yeah, business is good.Carnasana.Karnasah.need more dick juice, my friend.He should just say he's polyamorous or something.Yeah.He's an ethical non-monogamous.I like scratching out the name.
31:55Dude, dude, puppy.Dude, dude, puppy.Yeah, there's a lot of bad luck in that one.Shout out to Don't know who to axe for that one.This one's posted by Caterpillar Hot 7539.Daddy got some stage time and the big axel be.Wait, wait, before you start booing, I know Joseph Rogan.So we do have to look this up here.
32:14What is that?I'm going to go to...I don't want that.Today.That's social media.This isn't real.They got a date night.Oh, really?
32:24Dude, 1.1.So his team...Okay, so...Papa got hired to do a roast.That's what this one's called.Minimum of Sky 2305.I need to find the other clip that I had seen earlier.There's somewhere here, but let's see this.
32:39So his team called and said,hey, we...they had somebody, I guess, lined up to do like a roast, kind of, kind of like a roast opinion-based thing.And Max Kellerman's the host.And I guess he fell out.Something happened there.And they go, we're all big fans of yours.We'd love for you to come in.
33:01Do you think you put something together?And I'm like, maybe.And, you know, I'm not Tony Hinchcliffe.So, you know, I'm not a roaster by nature.I can do my thing.but you know so I said here's the thing on a two-day notice like when you see uh even even Tony or whenyou see Nikki Glazer I mean the best of the best roasting they have a whole team man and they'reweak of preparations they have riders like a whole team in so I said listen typically how this works
33:31and they wanted me to do like 10 50 minutes I said no one's going to do 15 minutes or straight uproasting like I'm just going to go through and zing everybody in the crowd um they said no no no we knowthat. We want like your hot take on boxing in the state of boxing. And then if you can fit insome of the rows or some of the, you know, kind of seniors at him, do that. I said, all right,I like that. Because I, you know. Interesting. We got to find this. We got to find this video.I know it's here somewhere. I laughed when they said that they were, they all love them. They're likebig fans. Yeah. I think they probably had them there because I thought it was hilarious,whoever these people are.
34:09They're like,Brendan Scha,maybe more people will watch itbecause you know,like the Reddithas a lot of people.Yeah.And I was going to say
34:16it feels like a plant.Like somebody dropped outat the last second.You know what I mean?And they're all big fans of you.This sounds like,if you were to reverse engineer this,it sounds like something we would do
34:25to get him to perform for us.Yeah,or like to make fun of it.It's kind of like the meat.Like it's,yeah,come here,just do,
34:32yeah,you roast,but then he's thereso everyone can make fun of him.Yeah.It's like people in powerare concerned with the state of P. F. Chang's.And they're like, we've got to give the cat something to eat tonight.
34:43Yeah.Let's see.This is posted by Minimum Sky 2305.Max Kellerman.Bapa's comedy roast at the boxing awards.And before everyone files out, because you know, you go see a movie and sometimes like acomedy or something and you think the movie's over and the credits go and then you stickaround because after the credits, they give you a little something.
35:05We have something after the credits.tonight. A little something.Brendan Jobs, the post-credit scene.We'd stay around for that.Oh, yeah, dude. I would show up at the last second for it.Yeah, that would only show up at the last time.For all of you watching on TV until next time.Oh, fuck.
35:40This is probably going to get a douche.Yeah, yeah.By days in sports.Yep.Welcome back here inside the beautiful Cypriani 25 is the ring ofawards have just wrapped up. I'm Kay. I think that overall, that was hands down, the scariest knockout.By scary, I mean, beautiful, going to Japan to knock out a Japanese contender. I mean, it'sincredible. Brian Norman Jr. did. Right. Okay, so, I don't know if you could tell, but in the
36:06background, they're bringing up Brendan Schaub. I can hear Max Kellerman speaking. Oh, okay. Thank you foryou. You know this guy. He's what he just said. Yeah, yeah. So try to listen to what's happening behindthese microphones. Okay. Knock out all the years. Can we also talk about the fact that wegot to see a formerMMA fighter and a former somethingConnor Ben and ChrisEubank Jr. go up onto the stageat the same time together.
36:30I was, I know that that wasyou know, maybe the intention if that fightweren't to have both fighters go up but I thoughtit was unlikely personally but it happenedand it went. Nobody clapped.No one clapped and they're not going toshow that part. Oh my Godand he told everyone
36:46you can leave.Yeah. Yeah.Max Conlman was like, they fucked up.They hired Brennan Scha.I don't know who did this.Someone who wants the whole show to get fucked.I'm going to tell people to leave before he gets up.It's like a meta prank on Max Calerman
37:02because he hates Brennan Chop so much.He's like, Luke's going to roast me for this.Down well.Yeah, I think it's really settled now.I mean, they're never going to be friends.As Conner has told me, it's just not as couple of days as a person for Shubank.But I think it's settled as far as them hating each other.Got an amazing fight in April and then the course of November.
37:20It wasn't an amazing fight, but it was a great victory for Conner Bend.So they both move onward and upward.Absolutely.One win a piece, they were a little bit cordial for me.I mean, it was maybe the suits and everything like that.I wouldn't love to have seen a little bit more of that bad blood.McCredits of both.Polaris, though.
37:35It is pretty funny.Yes, absolutely.Really has been.There's no laughing and there's no pausing.It's just a great night reflecting on the very best that boxing gave us in 2020.It's just him podcasting on stage.Yeah.There's so much to look forward to, of course, in 2026 as well.
37:49Not least one of the last.of the best fights.And also, these three people had no clue they were going to do this segment.They were just so desperate not to show Brendan Chop.And it doesn't look like anybody in the crowd is really paying attention either.They're like, dude, why did you guys have from performers?You're not going to have them on TV?And they're like, the Saudis really wanted to see him.
38:08Possible tomorrow night.We're going to head uptown to Madison.Speaking of the Saudis.Yeah, good call.This is their guard in Mertiafimo Lopez and Shikors, Stevens, top of the bill of what is just anotherabsolutely stellar card at ring six we would love for you guys to join us tomorrow we're on afrom 6 p.m. Eastern I mean it'd be hilarious if he bombs his first joke and he goes there's a reasonwhy I quit stand-up comedy you know. Shout out to Brendan. Sorry to see that happen to you brother.
38:38We're on your side though at the end of the day. We would have been listening. Yeah, we would havebeen there clapping every single joke just like roerous laughter. It's good to see him back though.you know what I mean?Like this is a good sight to see right here.Microphone in hand, you know?He kind of looks like one of those oldWWE wrestlers now.Yeah.
38:58And with the bleached hair.What's his name?Sean Michaels?No.Maybe.Yeah, maybe a little bit like that.But I was thinking more,right there,
39:06it looks like he's going for Cody Rhodes.Oh, yes.Okay.Isn't that a Cody Rhodes look?I was thinking Cody Rhodes.I don't know wrestling.I've been watching since I was a kid.I don't watch the new stuff,
39:17but I do know who Cody Rhodes is.Yeah.Great guy.Does that make sense?So this one was postedby Caterpillar Hot 7539.Daddy got some stage timeand the big Axel B.
39:28And then here it looks like we havewhat we love to watch here,which is podcast chins.21 Mortars CSMO posted this one.Mr. Potato Head says Bapa went crying to toebecause he got his feelings hurt.Uh-oh.Love the narrative.
39:41Let's see what it is.Remember we used to talk about a long time ago.I was like, oh, Patty's in it?All right.Let's go.You thought he was going to win.That's right.Because I asked you.
39:49Yeah.And you thought he was going to win.I love Patty.So what moment did you know that you were shocked that you were like, oh, no.Did you have, what was your own no moment in the fight?I was rooting for Patty.I was rooting for Patty.I was rooting for Patty.
40:03I was never shocked because I, Justin's so good.Okay.That's not the right word.But what moment in the fight did you realize, oh, he can't beat him?30 seconds in.Oh, wow.That's pretty wild.You know, it's funny too because like you can, this is like, I guess I just related
40:15to the thing I know about.But like, when you see someone get on stage, you can tell how long they've been doing stand-up.You can just tell.Yep.Right away.And I wouldn't.And someone who doesn't have right in the first time I flammed to stand-dust.Remember that?
40:31He says, remember the first time I saw you do stand-up?Climbed to stand-down.Remember that?What?Yeah, you just started.Yeah, Eric was super mean to me.Well, that was not super mean.Oh, my God.
40:44This guy.Eric bullied me, bro.Yeah, I believe it.Then he went crying to Rogan.That's Eric's dojo.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.I sure did.Well, it would be like if I'm coming into, you know, I get into octagon, like, all right, here we go, y'all.
40:59You would be like, what is this fat motherfucker doing?No, I'd been real friendly.I would have encouraged you and took you under my wing.And you are right.This is one of the nicest strong guys.I can't imagine him ever starting a fight.No, no, no.You know what I mean?
41:17Dude, dude, puppy.What are you going to do, Nate?Volume punch me, motherfucker.I will fuck you up.I will snap his fucking neck.In what fucking sense?Fancy yourself a fist of cuffs.Pull the fuck up.
41:33There's not a single one that makes him sound like he wants to fight.Oh, there is one that makes him sound like he doesn't want to fight though.I guess that makes me a big old pussy.It's like you got to pay field to shot.at some point in the show.And we all know we wouldn't be here without Brendan.Like he wants that.Shout out to Brendan.
41:52Yeah.Good job.We got him.You like your podcast?You like it?Thank him.No way.He'll finish it.
42:01No.Do you have a gun before we start?That's so funny.I am light as shit, Dallas.Yeah.That's this go-to-ass.Yeah.I'm waiting.
42:11I'm waiting.Someone.I know, but I know what you mean.shout out to you21 mortar or CSMOI'm jealousI wish I was therefor Brendan Shob's first stand-up
42:22Oh my goshYeah I would have been epic dudeChin Minuto posted this oneMr. Joseph I swear I'm 58 RoganSo he's the same height as a SchneiderOh fuckDudeWow
42:40He's lying about his height heyHe's 53 huhWowWow, that is...That's social media. This isn't real.When has you said he's 5-8?Talk to the people real quick.I don't know. That's a good question. I'm just saying shit.
42:54I'm just buying in wholly to the narrative.Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?Exposed.What?I mean, it doesn't seem true, you know, if Rob Schneider is 5-3.By the way, Michael Schwartz, nobody cares, dude.I follow him on Instagram. Every day he's posted.pictures. Like if somebody
43:16shares this picture, he's like, oh, look at me again.This is the worst pictureof Joseph Rogan I've ever seen.He looks like the guyfrom the Kool-Aidcult that kill himself.But Joe Roganand Rob Schneider, see if there's any other pictures of them together.
43:34Because he never know.It could be that the one that's onReddit as fake. Because I do love to do fakestuff. Why does Pride Bunshow up. Let's see here. That's one. But is there any others? Okay, he looks pretty short withRFK. All right. Bad luck. Well, we're going to find it, dude. They don't exist. Never existed.Adam Sandler and him. How tall is Adam Sandler? Good question. You can ask,that would be a question for Google. Bobby Lee is pretty short, but he's taller than him.
44:14So that puts a question on the narrative.I don't like the simulacrum.Let's see.I'm going to look at Adam Sandler's height.Joe Rogan changes his height based on what supplements he's taking.Let's see.5'10.Okay.
44:31Well, that makes it seem like he is 5A because he's almost there.Maybe it is skits in bits, dude.I don't know.I don't know what to believe anymore.Me neither.Does that make sense?Is this from Kill Tony?I'm not sure.
44:46The red microphone, so yeah.Oh, yeah.Listen, dude, we might have to go deeper.I need to know if this is fucking with us or not.Like, oh, go to see him on Kill Tony and see if he's just as tall.But we do, and we know for sure that Rob Schneider is 5'3, because that could also be a lie.It looks like it.When you look at the pictures of him and whoever, Kiltone, Rob Schneider, it looks like Rogan's on this one, too, I guess.
45:10Joe Rogan, I should probably look up too.Dang.So,Rush there's a costume change, too?He switches to a different suit during the show.Is this like an exclusive episode behind a payball?Oh, fuck.When you want Kill Tony, but you don't have the money.
45:28Well, check this out, dude.I'll show you a little hack I have.I think it would be funny if you couldn't affordKill Tony.Don't say what I'm doing.I'm not saying.Okay, cool.I just want to make you don't get it.
45:39Like, oh, man.I fucking wish I could have seen the latest kill Tony.The judge was Rob Schneider, dude.And Jim Brewer, that was my favorite comedian's,but it's just too expensive.I can't justify that to my family right now.Okay, I can't find it.Well, we tried.
45:54Yeah, all right.I guess they're the same height.Joe Rogan's a liar.Facts.Let's see.Thank you, Chin Manula for that.Don't know who to axe posted this one.Old local new story about shop dominating on the gridiron,
46:06take that haters.Let's see here.I don't think that's shop.Let's see.Friday nights under the football lights are always special.But in the 100% African-American town of Aurora, Colorado,water boy Brandon Schwab is that white boy who had an evening even more special than his needs.It's pretty good.
46:24I'm a big funeral now.I'm so happy.My parents are here today.I'm a bang night tonight.Schwab is redacted, and his coach got emotional about why he finally let him play.I mean, these players, they're horrible.My players are no good.I mean, paper was like, no excuses.
46:40I got, you know what, I got 22 excuses.11 on my offense and 11 on my defense.We have a chance next week?No, we don't.We're 0 and 8.We're not good at football.Known around town for his love of comic books and modding cars,Schwab's teammates say he's actually kind of an arrogant dickhead.
47:03But when our news crew told the players they could look like really good guys on TV,they knew exactly what to do.$100 checks to each player from a local door-to-door email salesman sealed the deal.The opposing Denver school for the blind players stood down.And away Schwab went, his extra chromosome giving him that additional burst to the end zone with his annoyed teammates.His first and last touchdown.I'm going to touchdown.I did great.
47:31We asked Schwab's mom about his big night.Fuck him.Yeah, fuck that guy.We even hacks Jay his opinion.Robert Lee reporting for News Team 66.All right. So obviously this cook needs to take our training again at P.F. Chanks.He needs to go to HR and. Yeah, yeah. I think so.I guess it's like, it's kind of funny, but like for a 10 second clip, not for a minute 30, you know.
48:02Yeah, the length that makes it weird. Weird.Shout out to you. Don't know who to acts.That's social media. This isn't real. I mean, I've bombed on Chings before. I'm not saying this is a bomb.It's got 344 upvodes, Daddy.Yeah, it's doing pretty good.I remember I put Cristiano Ronaldo on Chang's once.Oh, yeah?And I was like, this is a good looking job.
48:21And everyone hated on it.But I saw it.Nobody else did.I posted a one that,I posted plenty of things that bombed on chains.But I posted this one.It was like,who's the actress of the AMC thing?
48:36A famous AMC ad where it's like,Oh, Nicole Kidman.Nicole Kidman, yeah.And instead of AMC, I'd change it to P.F. Chang's.And no.That was great, though.I thought it was fine.It was good.
48:47It's just like, you know, sometimes you get the updues, the downdues on Reddit.You know, it is what it is.They got 132,000 fucking homeless cats that don't like our shit, Daddy.Okay, so bean dip being the consummate professional at the boxing thing,plus by Gandhi was my pimp.I did see this one already.Let's see.It's fine.
49:12Brendan, the big go through, brother.It's all right.Thank you.Go ahead, brother.No, I have no idea what's going on.It's so annoying for him to walk in front of the camera, dude.Yeah.Dog, walk behind the camera.
49:27He knows how to ruin things.Yeah.A show, a production, he'll put his foot in it.Mm-hmm.He'd get to the bathroom.He'll get to the bathroom.He knows how to ruin tires.This is hilarious, dude.
49:45Mission Impossible.Oh shit.Okay.How there he is.I like that chin until that clip.Gandhi was my pimp.You can't be doing our boy Mark like that, Daddy.You know what I mean?
50:09I'm laughing because I thought that the title was Gandhi was my pimp.Oh.And I was like, what does this have to do?Where was the Gandhi part?That's the whole thing I was thinking about the whole time.I kept when they went back to the guy.I was like,that guy's going to say something about Gandhi.
50:28When does Gandhi coming to this?Dude, dude, puppy.Dude, dude, puppy.What are you doing?Bro.All right.Let's see here.Post by miserable number 104.
50:40Check please.Did not like this one either,but it's Brian Callan and Bobby Lee.Oh, Jesus.An elderly man promised a model 2000 to get intimate.After the act,he told her he had no money.The cat is.
50:51It's a kiddo bitch.That's a great.caption. Also, the Brian as old jokes are starting to get really crushed with me. At first,I was like, uh, yeah. But now I think they're pretty good. They're going to be making those about ussoon, dude. Yeah, we're old. I'm old. Getting old, daddy. You're like 40. I'm like 30 something.Hey, it's not true. Last upload was 10 months ago. The next one should be fire posted by dazzlingRabbit 633. I think he's one of our guys. Nice. Great guy. Never met him. It does take six months.So you know this next one, he's going to drop two in a row.
51:25Yeah, I mean, we've talked to adenosium about how long it takes.It's just getting the trucks there is hard.Making sure you got all the tools ready, even harder.Yeah.You guys wouldn't get it.I mean, I worked on trucks.I had a truck show for a long time.Since you were six?
51:43Yeah, it's a truck show for 10 years.You know how many episodes we did in the 10 years?And this is actually a lot.Four.Yeah.Four.driving my son to baseball practice.The thumbnails are so.
52:00That thumbnail is particularly funny.That top one.It doesn't look like it.It's not,that's not what shop looks like.Yeah.It's like,make me look like,
52:09I don't even know.I don't know what he's going for there.Make me look like Tim Kennedy,dude.So bad.21,000 views, though.That's nice.Mm-hmm.
52:21Let's see.we got here. Petitioned to BlurredJosepics, aka Mexicanafor the mental health well-being of the subposted by Select Environment668. I doagree. You know?Oh, blur her face? Yeah.
52:37Maybe not for those.But yeah, all she does is fart in here, do you?Mm-hmm. Why ishis mouth blurred?You know, it's an idea.It's a funny idea. I think it's funny.Um, been a Yankee fan since just a kid posted by chin puller of clips.How dare he, dude?
53:00How are you going to be reping the Dodgers and have a Yankee hat on?He has no loyalty, dude.I need a fucking peter tot once a wee.Dude, and I don't mean to be like this, but that shit pisses me off.You know what I mean?Anyways.He's DMing other teams.He's like, I'm willing to be a fan of your team for a little price, daddy.
53:20This was posted by Kabeep Time.Tom bout climbing hope soloGreat Picks never seen themLooks like a clip fromThe Fighter and the KidIs it not a clip?That's what's tripping me outIt's not playing
53:37Well I feel like our simulacrumYou know what it was dudeWhat?It was waiting for me to say let's seeSo much moreBeirablesThere are variablesYeah when you're climbing a billion
53:49Like I was againWhen you're climbing a billionDid you say that billion?I think he said bearablestoo.Oh my God.You gotta rewind even further.So much more
53:59variables.So much more marble.So much more marble.It doesn't sound like variables.I don't know what it is.Yeah.When you're climbing a building,like I was like,
54:10yeah,no shit he's gonna crush this.I think you literally did itan hour and a half.Yeah.It was an hour and something.Yeah.But I mean,
54:15still like,oh,look at this.People see him from the insideof their buildings.And plus, like,what if you had like a injuryor a cramp or something?
54:24Like little things I learned.He's the best in the world.If you watch Hope Solo like him climbing those fucking rocks chin, this ain't shit.Oh my God.Hope Solo just entered the chat, dude.That's crazy.How does he keep doing this?His brain just doesn't work.
54:45And I'm constantly surprised.You know about Hope Solo?Yeah, the soccer player.You know her whole goodusciening?No.She had a problem with alcohol.Oh, okay.She's nuts.
54:57Uh-huh.Yeah.But free solo.Right.Yeah, yeah.Hope solo, I know from soccer.Mm-hmm.I think that is the...
55:05He is a genius, man.That is hilarious.I love it.If you watch Hope Solo,like him climbing those fucking rocks chin,this ain't shit.Why don't they say anything?I know.
55:17I was looking for their reactions.It would be like an instinctjust to be like...Hope Solo.You know what it is?Maybe he hates it when people correct him.He told him.no more correcting me.
55:26On air.Yeah, he had a meeting and team guys.And another thing, we're not going to correct me anymore.Just let me be wrong.Let me be me.Does he say that?Or does he do the third person?Oh, yeah.
55:39So, like, on the show, like, when someone's wrong,that's him.And then he could immediately get doches Brian if he ever catches him.Do it saying something wrong.Yeah.I think this is for the people that didn't watch Hope Solo.Free solo, free solo.Free solo.
55:54Hope so.You go hope soll him.You went through three different things.The goalie.I was like, looking at you.I was like,hope so.She was a big girl.
56:03Remember her anus pics came out?I'm not talking about that.I made it a point not to look at those pictures.Yeah, I didn't look at me.And then I did.Because somebody showed them to me out.I know.Does she have hemorrhoids?
56:13All right.What's this, Jen?I don't know.Jesus Christ, dude.Gross.Brennan, why would you say that?Not cool.I thought you quit comedy, dude.
56:21Yeah.So much more.You see the.just big so yeah dude stick to stick to fighting all right my girl is my is girl isMexican as fuck as lost her looks our original standard 42 can I see the comments on thisspicy what the fuck is that title the only person number than Brennan Scha was the personand OPE apparently definitely yes help meOh, yeah. I'm glad. I just needed two comments and I got my feel.
56:59Josempic slumming it with the poor is flying commercial posted by Big Battle 9-416,um, 28 degrees Fahrenheit at 5.30 in the morning. She could walk up at 434 for sure.Oh, yeah. I can catch that. Um, somehow Bart is immune to suffering from over exposure like he iscirrhosis posted by Big Battle 946, 56,000 views.did not watch that episode, got to say.No.This is post by Working Toe 855.We're doing a lightning round here before we end.
57:33Oh, really, dude.Millennia is now one of the lowest rated moviesin NguDV history with a 1.1 out of 10 stars.Not true.Not true.Not true.1.3.Get it right.
57:42Yep.Put some respect on my queen.Dude.Okay.I'm not saying that.But here, let's do a little something for the fans.Dude, they like when we do new.We've never done new, by the way.
57:52No, not once.Not once.Have we done ready?So this is one.Let's see what this is.Could have joined the NASA if they wanted topost by J-Co 7572.Let's see here.
58:06Oh,Jimmy that milk.Oh, I can't wait.BTE is right.Big dude energy.I can't wait to get my hands on them.That voice.Heck.
58:20Oh, my God.This is why we don't go new.Which one do you think is worse?Moving.Yeah.And give me some, like, that whole movie thing is 100% like not happening.You know what I mean?They like, I keep saying, give me some milk.
58:37Yeah.Oh, give me that milk.What is he saying?Yeah, I don't know.What did you?Why did you?Give me that milk.Wouldn't you cut?
58:50Wouldn't you could or something like that?Such, so disgust.He doesn't even look like a cow.And Crowder made him do that, unless it was Brian's idea.Yeah.Dude, you'll never know.That is insane.And then it is a good comparison, look, because the shop is talking about BDE as a girl, dude.
59:08What?This gives, like, you know, that whole, like, dress theory?Like, black dudes wearing dresses, gets at the top somehow like that.Oh, okay.It's like, Doc, they did this.Yeah.It fucking sock, dude.What the hell? Where are their writers at?
59:28If we could get even worse if we didcow costumes and dresses.Somebody told them the bits,if you really want to get like people eyes on your content,gay cow with gay cowboy,man, dressed as woman talking about BDE.And it makes sense to them.They're like, how, dude, everything's so gay now.
59:50That's what they think.Yeah, because they think everyone's gay.Yeah.So they're like, but everyone's gay, so we have to do this.All right, Dandy Kaufman, too, posted this one.Two minutes of unadulterated, self-admitted boot-licking.I hate that term so much, dude, boot-licking.It is kind of lame.
01:00:06Hardcore.That's a hardcore term.The UFC makes billions of dollars.Facts.Yeah, because they don't pay the fighters.Whatever the fuck it is.They're the only combat sports organization in the history of combat sports to make money.him get involved in boxing is a good thing
01:00:27if you want to have a fire pay that's a different discussionI'm talking about for the longevityand to grow the sport and actually make starsand get people to tune in and care about the boxersthere's nobody betteroh you're a bootlickerokay surebut history will show
01:00:47there's only one guy that's ever figured it outand so when Max Cameron saysI've been waiting on my life for Zufa boxinghe's saying because it actually establishes order and structure to boxing.When you have all these promoters, you're not getting the fights you want to see for a variety of reasons.And what you do, it's too late.And there's no consistency.And this guy fights maybe once a year.
01:01:10This guy maybe takes two years up.No, no, no.All that shit stops when you get a king to run this shit.When you get somebody who looks at like a business and you get consistency.And now those fighters, all right, maybe you're not making 50.$50 million a fight, but you're fighting three times a year.And it's on CBS.It's on Paramount.
01:01:31It's on Netflix.So maybe you're like in there's that one huge payday and then going away and thenretiring, coming out of retirement.It's a shit show.That's all I'm saying.That's why he's good for boxing.He's agreeing with himself.He's the only one to figure out.
01:01:47Sure.There's a lot of reasons why people don't like him.I get all that.I'm just saying as far as a business.model. This is exactly whatBokton needs.It's kiddo, bitch!Yeah. I mean, the only thing I thought about that
01:02:04is thatI fucking, oh, God, I lost it.What was he?I don't remember what I was going to say.That was the worst clip I've ever seen. Yeah.Well, no, Ithere was something in there, but I don't have itanymore. Something about the bootlicking.
01:02:21Oh, yes. Now I remember. This is not worth it.But the way he says, like, I'm boot-looking.All right.Cool.Or whatever.That's the Jeff Dye delivery.I guess I am then.Where we're supposed to laugh because we, because you suck, I guess.
01:02:38All right.hilarious.Sucks.No, it just sucks.If the clip is about what's his name, Dana White, right?Or does, I'm assuming.So he's like, if Dana White was there, he would lick his ass, suck his balls.swallow us come.
01:02:57Yeah, basically.Has Dana White in the files?That's what I'm looking at right now.Let's see you here.Dana White.Is Dana White in the Epstein files?They're talking about UFC from Dana White.Let's see this.
01:03:08Uh-oh.Another great night of fights to Jeffrey Epstein.Get caught up now.Did you miss the latest episode of Dana?Okay, so it might be just like some subscription.Yeah, it's like an ad.Yeah.Like that's so funny.
01:03:21The companies are going to do.From Dana White.AT&T. Oh, AT&T's in it.August 9th from Dana White.Did you miss the latest episode of, okay, it's another one of those sort of emails.Okay, so Dana White's in the files to confirm.Yeah, he did it.All righty, y'all, well, that's it for us, dude.
01:03:39We've been out here, dude, watching Brendan Scha.We edit these episodes down for an hour, but we watched it for four months.Yeah.That's like kind of like truck stop diaries.Yeah.It's kind of like cats eating fucking tacos at a shop or something like that.Trek, stop, dyes.Already, y'all, have a great rest of your weeks.
01:03:58Later.Uh-huh.
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