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00:00 On a bright cream. Oh, my bad. Up the Chris Cornell. Okay. On a bright crills. Ready? Okay. On a bright grill.
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01:49 Some people have been saying dad lately. We don't like that. On the Patreon, we watched, oh, we watched Nick Mullin special. Mm-hmm. And what's it called? You're of the Dragon. Yeah. And if you want to know what we think about that, you know what you got to do.
02:04 But anyways, that's not why they're here. We will all be streaming live Wednesday. I know we didn't last week, but we'll do that. That's not why you're here. You're here to watch him as a shop. So start the timer. Play the chin clip. Okay.
02:16 Yes, master, daddy. What's it called? So this is going to be the fighter and the kid's subreddit. Have you heard of it? Yeah, briefly. I'm not really a Reddit guy. Ever heard of it?
02:29 Ever fucking heard of it? I'm sorry. Okay, I'm trying to pull it up. Handsome Black Man with a couple of underscores posted this one. It's called Great Guy, Never Met Him. Why does Brennan? say he's a good guy and do stuff like call people's kids ugly and say that a victim of gang rage. That's not right.
02:48 But likes the way the D tastes. Oh, geez. Fire George on Christmas after lying about paying for skin surgery. Or throwing his roommate through a glass door after eating all his food or constantly cheating on his wife on the road. Have to quit comedy because of it and blame it on travel ball of which he also calls kids fat and untalented dumb makes sense. be. Well, listen, I don't know who wrote this, but I get it. Don't kill me. He's a comedian, right? And we don't know what that's like a former comedian and podcaster and a host of a very successful podcast. You and me, we don't know what that's like. You don't matter. Yeah, and also,
03:27 you don't matter. You're, what, what are you homeless? And like, let me guess. Like, it looks like the profiles of a man that time, but yeah, could just as easily, like, why would I care what he thinks? I that's, if I were Brennan Schaubb, I would honestly, and I'm not going to share her this for you, I would honestly think the same like about that as I would like a homeless person's opinion. Okay. That's just me though. It doesn't matter. Seven replies.
03:54 What are you? Numbers guy? Let's see the next one is Bapa's Texas personalities incoming posted by C literature 6480. Let's check this out. Been writing, I've been bull writing ever since I was a kid. I mean, if you start saying that, he's in on the joke. There's no way. Yeah, dude, if he, yeah, if there's a subplot of some kind of bull riding history,
04:13 he's like, I love bull riding. I have the Hemingway, read a lot of Hemingway. He knows famous bull riders, you know. Montego? Yeah. I thought even, no, like bull riding. I'm thinking of bull fighting. I'm so stupid, dude.
04:27 Jeez, he didn't stop me. You got to pay attention. Don't let me go down the trail. I don't know Montigo, dude. You went straight Latino on me. I kind of liked it. Well, I was because I was thinking of bull fighting. Bull riding is like the American
04:37 like is the Southern guys Okay obviously they're moving to Texas I'm tired You're gonna keep an eye on me like a hawk You got it, you got it sorry about that Let's see the next one I'm into guns now Tight
04:49 He's had guns though Yeah he's talked about I mean he talked about somebody Like broken to his house He had a gun or something I like how instead of saying Homer Or Homer it says homo kind of Or four letters
05:01 That'd be cool if he wrote around a Hummer That said homo on it You know That would be kind of of funny. Yeah. And is it his or brines? I mean, that would be not, it would be like their first way being almost not homophobic, right? Because it says homo, homo on their car. It'll be the first time where they're like accepting of, yeah, of gay people, which would be good, I guess. Let's see here. My Texas mechanic is working on the new build. These, these Legos are cool. I like this.
05:27 Yeah. Can you imagine how great, like we start having Brendan shopped Legos at our house. We're like, whoa, dude. We're going too far. He has their making a fucking Lego shit. He's obsessed. Yeah. Let's see here. Me and my dad would always catch bats under the bridge. I mean, this is a whole thing. This is kind of like that.
05:46 They used to do the animation. The perfect thing for the Shabverse to do Lego bits. I could watch this all day. Oh, yeah. I mean, if you're that dedicated, dude, hats off to you. You still don't matter. Let's see. Texas high school football Friday Night Lights is a beast.
06:03 Yikes. That's definitely coming. the Friday night lights thing for sure. Well, don't get me started on the cappuccinos. Driving fast all gas with Joseph Rogan. Pink Hummer. Nice. And the attention to detail that he's bald and he's small.
06:19 Yeah, tiny. Yeah. And they're in the pink hummer that he bought. And I don't know how Brennan will even fit in there if it's Joe Rogan-sized Hummer. That's the one they fucking bought too. Yeah. That's pretty cool.
06:30 I don't understand the comments about what color it was. Did we fuck that up to? It was pink. Yeah, it's a pink car. No, we said pink. Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, but the comments were like, it's actually spring, uh, Rosen vault.
06:42 Oh, I'm sorry. And that like your fucking, you know, crayon colors. Yeah, dude. Tickle me pink. Okay. Sickle me pink then. What the fuck. Fucking evergreen or whatever.
06:51 Macaroni and cheese yellow. Yeah. Cool story, bro. Yeah. Let's see here. Always been a Cowboys fan. I mean, if he becomes a Cowboys fan, we'll never stop the show. That is the worst possible.
07:04 the possibility of all possibilities. I hate the Cowboys. Yeah. Does he have freckles? No, right? I don't think so. Let's see here. It's like beard thing.
07:17 Oh, okay. Five o'clock shadow. Yeah. It's been a hot second since I barbecued some ribs. That'd be great if they just brought a smoker into, like they have two red chairs around a smoker. T-Fat K take notes. I mean, he's got to have a trigger girl out there.
07:33 Almost of the other word. but it's very Texas of you. Just kidding. He didn't do that. What's the call? I used to sell rattlesnakes out of my mom's closet. I almost feel like he's had a snakes thing already. Yeah.
07:43 Oh, jerk serpents. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But hasn't he had a snake? Probably. Yeah. I mean, you know, he's a cobra himself. This dude can't, this could come up to me on 6th Street and said, aren't you that comedian who kicks ass in his gas driving car expert?
08:00 I mean, this is two Texas for me. I don't know what that means. Well, basically what's happening. happening here is that's Tony Hinchcliffe in his pink cowboy outfit. Fair. Okay. Let's see here. Love country music. Me and my girl line dance all the time. Dude, I hope so. That would be funny. And then there's things. He does like to dance on camera. We could see that. That might be coming. Let's see here. I own a Tesla to own the libs. Yeah, you called it. That's coming. Yeah. Let's see here. Me and Matthew McConaughey are boys. That seems plausible.
08:34 Yeah, him lying about it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, for sure. And he's a longhards fan all of a sudden, I could see it. Yep. He's got the, what is it called? Remember that one podcast where he had the horns behind him? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:45 Do you have a gun guy? Say less. Me and Travis Barker had a jam session and I played banjo. All right, these are far-fitched. Yeah, I mean, that one just kind of seems like he found a banjo thing. He's like, how can I make this shot? Mm-hmm. Jerspect.
09:01 There is levels to this shit and banjo is a whole new level of grifting when moving to Texas. I mean, Brendan Schaub could not learn it. If he could learn how to play any musical instrument, it would be very shocking. But also, like, I have, like, Brennan Schar, Brennan Schaub goes into his recorder bit, piano bit, guitar bit,
09:18 bit. Any of those would be great. He learns how to play something. Always been a music guy. Angry Cowboy Solo podcaster. That is also seems plausible. Yeah, it could be. But Brian's there, though. Shop show.
09:30 Shop show. Does that, that probably continues, right? Probably. Yeah. All you need a shop. Eddie? Yeah. He could just push record himself. He doesn't even chin. He needs chin. You're right. Cowboy comedian. I hope so. I, yeah, pray to God. That would be the best case in there. The cowboy poppy? If he starts to, yeah, the cowboy poppy as the name of a sequel, if he does comedy in a cowboy hat, that's all I, that's all I need. And my girlfriend leaves me,
10:00 lose my family, lose my house, my job. If he does, Stand up in a cowboy. It's all worth it. Yeah. Please don't leave. Yeah, dude. You're putting bad dudes about me. I said, lose my family. I took horse riding classes in grade school XJ. Seems plausible. Dude, like, he'll act like you should know this already.
10:20 I've been riding horses. Everybody knows that. It's like riding a bike. You didn't, you didn't know that? Dude. I had a horse, Stella. Let's see here. Texas is the country.
10:32 Yep. Yep. and the Alamo, oh buddy, I wish those Mexicans would try that shit now. That was great. I wonder what shot would be like in war. Like, would he be the tough guy he makes himself out to be? Or it's like, fuck, they're coming. They're heading around the corner.
10:50 Thank God we have you, Brandon. You're going to really help us out. And then he started the battle and you're like, where's Brendan? And he's like hiding in the fucking thing with the women. S-I-A-F, dude. Shitting in a foxhole for sure. I think so. honestly, and I'm not saying this to be mean,
11:06 I think that's more likely. I just don't think he has, I'm not sure he has heroic tendencies, right? Yeah. Nothing leads me to believe that he would like pull someone out of a car. Even though he says he did, I just don't see it. Dude, well, I'm dead in a foxhole. No bullet wounds, just,
11:22 cardiac arrest. Let me be clear. I'm not saying I would either, but I'm just, you know, I hope I would. But I don't think that Chavez, like, going to risk his life for other people. Let's see here. He causes the secession of Texas.
11:36 That would be great. Let's see here. The Brennan Chop Career timeline posted by Maximum Cod 2592. I'm sure we know all this already. Let's just take a gander, I guess. Why does it not work sometimes and sometimes it does work? All right. Grifters.
11:57 A timeline of career growths and failures. If the music gets cut, sorry. Football. It's dead. definitely going to be a cut, right? Well, this is like a song that's in Canada, like it's so old that it's probably public, right? Right. But the recording of it could be recent.
12:16 Oh, geez. That's how they get you. You know what I mean? That's fucked up. I mean, we get it, right? Claims racist coaches held his career back because he was white. Oh, wow. I never heard that. Sounds like something he'd say, though. Yeah? You get just a chat, GBT. Find me the stupidest excuse for something. The least believable excuse. banned from attending future UFC events
12:38 after being in the UFC. All right, that's Photoshop. No, there's no way that's Photoshop. That's probably real, because he's running away from that fool. That makes it looks like, you know, the amazing centipede or whatever it's called, the human centipede.
12:54 The amazing is my favorite centipede. I mean, look at that red chair, dude. Shit, it's like what I'm sitting in. Mm-hmm. The amazing You know, what's that movie called? That centipede I'm really into
13:12 I try sometimes Dude, where's my centipede? Me and my boys hit a human centipede Last night, pretty lit He was in movies, tax collector No way, he was not in the tax letter, really?
13:26 I never seen it. That's the fucking, isn't that the movie with Shia LeBuff? Yeah. Specials. Retired from touring to coach Little League Baseball, performed at the mothership. Eight years.
13:39 I'm not sure that you'd be surprised as better than the Gringo Pappy. You know, the rating wise? The Gringo Pappy is insanely good. It's so good. Retired from touring. I'm laughing at what you said, but now I'm reading.
13:53 Retire from Turing to coach Little League Baseball, never performed at the buship. Damn. He's a boxing analyst. Got bullied by Nate Diaz and was called a pussy post fight. It was never hired by Showtime boxing again. Coffee maker. He made coffee?
14:05 Nah. Proudly discontinued. Wow. So Black Rifle went in with him on a brand for coffee? Yeah, Big Brown. That's not a good look for Black Rifle. No. I'll stop drinking their coffee. Now. Presented for E. Entertainment, which included Golden Globes and Emmy Awards,
14:25 after party panelists for Bravo's play-by-play. Last three episodes was eventually fired from E. Entertainment after a short career. The Thick Boy Play Club is something I miss, but when you told me about it, I can't stop laughing. That's so funny. My favorite set of you, dude, creator of Thickball Club in My Image,
14:45 never completed San Francisco to Los Angeles charity bike ride. Of course not. Charity, that never happens. You know one thing they will never have book club. There will never be a thick boy book club. Audio book club. I don't even be that.
14:59 It hasn't promoted his whiskey since 2023. Damn, it's been that long. Wow. we've been in the thick of it, dude. Right. It took me that long to drink the first one that I got. Yeah. Start a Thick Life Fitness, Comedy, and Lifestyle Channel abandoned after six months.
15:16 Well, he's probably still working on an episode. He lifts like 225 pounds a thousand times in a session. And that's like two sets of that. Network owner, creator of the Thick Boy Network Network, which produced podcasts, including Chappelle's World, Cats After Dark, haters will say, haters will say really underrated. Yeah, that should still be going on.
15:37 Yeah. Thick Boy Fight News. Created Thick Boy Fight News channel as part of the Thick Boy Network ran for two months from July to September 2020 before being abandoned. Oh, here comes the music.
15:51 Because I can low browse or whatever. Thick Boy Fighting you? You think he'd be like... Well, no, the logo kind of suck. And the three Cs. What was he thinking? No, no chance. I saw a pageant.
16:02 picture of Mark Harley with his chick at Coachella. Oh shit. Looks good. Tight. That's Super Bowl money, huh?
16:11 Owner of Thick Boy Records one release. No further releases. Fish enthusiast. Collector of exotic fish, balls deepen fish, current fish kill count unknown.
16:20 That's facts. Oh yeah. I mean, he's one of the best. Go fast, don't die. He needs to work on getting better lenses.
16:28 His face does not look good like that. Gearhead. Take it away. Wade Cooney? Started Toontown, AKA D. Car, modding channel where he pays people to mod his cars. Crash the T-R-X truck for 180K views,
16:41 currently raffling off second can cars to sell merch. Dude, if he did that on purpose, that's genius. I mean, it's very dangerous. And that's only got 180K views. I feel like I've probably got more than that. Yeah. Baseball dad canceled international comedy tour last minute to train son in Little League Baseball,
17:00 self-appointed assistant coach, self-appointed. has a cubby, has built new dad-life persona around occasionally spending time with his son. Occasionally. He was bullied off the live stream chat for the most of the event for the air commentator. It's rough. Walk me to my truck, Baba. Panelists for MMA, Global Fight League, GFL, a week prior to being hired, Brendan said the GFL probably had a three years before failing.
17:26 Use this gimmick stated, however you want to paint the zebra, it's still an older zebra. It's not going to work. It's never going to work. You're literally wasting your money. has since canceled their first two events. Oh, why would you say all that? And they look for a job there. He doesn't really think that much.
17:40 You know, like he's, it's big gold brain. You know, he's just drinking and talking. Pissing and all that. Pissing in the sink. All right. Let's see where we're at here. I hate seeing this guy's face, but it's posted by toxoplasmosis. It's called, if you thought a redact alcoholic wouldn't take his shirt off on Monday Night Raw.
17:58 Raw. You'd be wrong. I mean, it says a bit. If we, if that was our, thank God, that's not my bit. I don't have to do that. Yeah. But if it was, you know, I'd do it everywhere. And by the way, thank him.
18:10 It's a long air horn. Yeah. What's his beige frequency on the new Burke Kreischer video? Did you see this? Yeah, I did. It was funny. Pretty great. He does a great job.
18:18 I was thinking about Bert is like, he's got to take his shirt off everywhere, right? Yeah. There's places that he went, like, if he met the queen of England, he probably, I mean, she's dead now, I guess, the king of England. He's dying. He's dying. And Bert, he's like in the hospital, him at the hospital, but he puts his hand on his chest
18:34 or they has no shirt on. And he goes where else would it be inappropriate for him to if he goes over to the White House, Trump, he has no shirt on this guy, why has he got no shirt on, why? He's got no shirt on. Get out of my office. All right, so this is posted by haphazard. Bapa ruined
18:56 his brother-in-law's Bronco. I hope that's not true. Let's see. I accidentally turned off the volume. We all make mistakes, right? Currently, here we go. It's true. The team did that. Yep.
19:10 Why does it turn off it whenever I bring up the volume? That's annoying. There we go. I would hook his bronch up before I leave for Austin. I'm headed there very soon. So today is the day. I reached out to my friends at Real Truck. He said, yo, here's my idea.
19:24 What do you think? They sent me a bunch of parts. He thinks I'm changing his oil. So I have exactly about six hours to knock this out and change this 2022 Bronco to a badass Bronco. Let's get to work. Shout to Real Truck.
19:39 It's always so unnatural. It's always so unnatural. Yeah. He's done it so many. He does these videos constantly, and they never get any better. It's always the same. Hey, guys, we're working with Real Truck,
19:54 and they said that I had to get this new thing, and I said, we're going to mod it. And so that's what's going on. So stay with me and a shout out to truck real. It's like 45 takes to get that. It's just so weird that he does it. It's like SNL. There's a guy with the cards and they're dropping them like off camera.
20:18 And it says for his YouTube channel, his Instagram. He thinks he's Will Smith. This is Instagram, I believe. Yeah. It's like bruh. Let's see. You're not Will Smith. You're not that guy.
20:29 All right. I want to see how he fucked it up. Boy's done. Start at 8.m. All right, fam, your boy is done. Yikes. That's what I say when I finish sex. Never said I was fast.
20:51 It's pretty badass. Shocked a real truck. Ava hooked this up. The Baja bumper. Put in four rigid LP7 lights. The white to match the white up top. This is all dust and bad. This is supposed to be a wench here.
21:06 So there's a lot of space. So I filled in with the lights, which I think he'll dig. Those are 37 Toyos with the Innovates. I did that a lot second ago, but I did a two inch body lunch. Tube doors also from Havoc. Those were easy as how to put on. Rereg is pretty fun.
21:24 Did you take off the doors? I think so. I didn't see the doors before. We can go back after the video is done to see if there was doors. Because if I dropped it off for oil change, and I don't have doors. Yeah. I'm going to tell your wife, like, we need to take them to a 5150. right now.
21:41 Yeah, you leave your car at Shops' house and he's like, dude, I pimped it. You're all excited. Like, oh, there's going to be a TV in my car and you don't have doors anymore. The car's broken. How am I going to take my kids to school? How can I have my dog?
21:55 I can't have my dog in my car anymore. You should give your dog back to show dog. Rear Baja bumper. The Havik rear. Delete spirit tire. He's in for a rude awakening though because I didn't do the wiring. It's above my pay grade.
22:10 how to wire. I've set it all up, so someone's going to do that. But he has the rear delete tire, spare tire there. All the cameras set up. He just has to do the wire. All right, fan. Let's see. Let's find the doors. Maybe it didn't have doors to begin with.
22:26 That's possible, but I don't know if it even shows. Oh, wait, maybe in the photos it would show. Oh, I had no doors the whole time. Okay. So he actually improved it a little bit. But the car is also not wired, whatever that means. Yeah. It doesn't have wire, so it doesn't have, like, what, lights in the back?
22:43 I don't know. Like, uh, light split lights? Um, Chavez's a sister. He said brother-in-law. Brother-in-law. So Chavez is a sister. It could be his wife's brother. Brother-in-law.
22:55 Oh, his wife's brother. I'm so fucking stupid. Cut that out. Uh, let's see here. Nearly pops his head off half-repping without a spotter. Um, I think I've seen this video. It's supposed to I hate 9-999-99-9-9. Okay.
23:10 So I feel like this guy. love Shab. Yikes. Yeah. That's why you want someone to spot you there, Dini. Somebody, or it was,
24:18 I think Shab put in the, uh, in the caption, like, uh, shout out to the guy that tried to spot me. I'm good, brother. It's like,
24:26 no, he, you were not good. No, yeah, yeah. You're lucky that you were able to get it into the second hook, you idiot.
24:32 Yeah. I've definitely done that. That is a scary thing. When you get it in the bottom hook or whatever? Yeah. It's usually like five plates for me. I had a spotter put it in the first hook. That was scary.
24:46 Oh, wow. Because you could. I was pumping like five pounds of iron, dude. She was difficult. Put it in the second one. What are you doing, Spotter? Yeah. Yeah, no.
24:56 That's no good. All right. Let's see the next one here. Post by Caterpillar Hot 7539. Live like a savage. Yellow sink. instead of Yellowstone. It's pretty good.
25:08 Pretty good work. I already read the poster, right? Yeah. Posted by Mr. Fieldy field. Addies and Baddies got the best of him. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I mean,
25:20 he's had a fun life, right? So, you know, you enter, you have like a fun life and it shows. Yeah. This goes to show that age is more than just a number. Mm-hmm. You know, you get old and wrinkly and fat and chubby.
25:34 All at the same. same time. As long as you sit in a red chair, and mass everything. And get your lips done. Yes. Oh, yeah, you got to do that. You got to do that. We did it twice this week. This is amazing. Barn door catching strays when he didn't even do anything for a change posted by Big Shoots. Looks like it's a Mark Norman's podcast. I'll say this right now. I had a friend one time who I've always supported say something is shitty about me.
25:59 And it hurt my feelings. Really hurt my feelings. Because this guy sucks. He really sucks in life. And I've always been a fan. of his. And I've always, I've never said a shitty word. When everyone trashes him, I've never said a shitty word about it. Is this about R-A-2? No. I know. I'm kidding. And I texted, I texted Tom, and I said, I was drunk. I was like, I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna text him. Yeah. I'm gonna put a post out. Tom goes, man, your silence is so precious. Yeah. Don't say anything. And I never said anything. And now I just don't like the guy. And I'd much rather not like someone and know you're a shitty person, and I'll tell you exactly
26:34 what it is in two seconds. Uh-oh. Yeah, and I go Dax Shepherd. Edit that out. No, I'm kidding. Who was it? Edit out? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are we in a fucking wide shot this whole time?
26:50 No, well, yeah. It's on you. I'll tell you after this. All right, all right. You know, it's interesting because in that situation, Bert, you're like, do I if I care about the person, I'll confront them. I care about the person so much. I'm such a friend to this person.
27:02 and it bothered me so much that they would take a shot at me and I go, I know who this is. You do. I know now. Did I text you? No, I just put it together. Yeah?
27:11 Yeah, don't respond to that. It's so bothered me. I was like, and then you go, you know what your silence is perfect? Don't say anything. Just let it go. Have you run into this person since? No, he's not doing stuff.
27:23 Oh. That's hilarious. You have to say stuff. Anything other than stuff gives it away. Man. No, no, he's buying fish. Dude, Bert always has this problem with people, though. He's always like, they talk shit about me and all this and stuff.
27:40 You're rich, man. Yeah. Just leave it. Like, why are you even thinking about that? I like how he's like, I've always supported him. I'm going to fucking hate him. It's like, wait a minute. That's the...
27:49 Me and you are the people that should be having these small petty gripes. Yeah. Bert, is your life, you're a rich guy, the mansion and a wonderful family. You should be hating, like, watchmakers or something. Yeah. This guy tried to get him. thousands of dollars out of me for a watch. It's two watches.
28:05 Yeah, both hands have watches. You should be, I mean, you're, sure, you did say your wife's tits smell and your special, but, you know, other than that, things are going good. Puto, puto, puto, cabron, cabroon, relax. That's one of the beauties of this guy being. Oh, wait, no, it's not who you think. Oh, okay. By the way.
28:24 Never mind. That I know who you're thinking. That is so funny that I know who you're thinking, as you said, no, he's not doing stuff. Well, you said he was a piece of shit or he's going nowhere. Well, now I know who you're thinking of. You're talking about. Norman made me laugh there. That was funny. That was
28:42 good. All right. I'm sorry. I'll take this time to apologize. Mark Norman's funny. It's quite a game of telephone here. Telepathic telephone. This should be a game show. This should be a game. I know you're thinking, but it's not that guy. I'll say this right now. I'd have
29:00 a friend. That's so funny, though. Yeah. It got funnier because it thought it was just going to be funny for like the, you know, he talks shit and all this. And then Mark Norman's like, he's not doing stuff. But then it got even better because Mark Norman, it wasn't even the guy. And they started laughing about that. And then they shit on him again. Poor Brennan.
29:16 Yeah. Imagine that's people probably talking about us like the two. You'd hope. Yeah. And you know what, dude? My silence is in full goodness. You're a dexter as hell. My silence is what speaks the loudest.
29:33 Right. Yeah, so this one's called Adonis and Full Display, posted by Intelligent Note 84497. It's just, you know, his mouth. Like always. After putting the thing and he's got, he almost died and then he's got his fucking tongue out. Thanks for spot me, bro. I got this. Yeah, thanks for thinking I needed a spot.
29:57 I'm the world's strongest man. It's on the rack. Okay. Don't need a spot. Do you think he fixed it or he just left it like that? Probably left it. He didn't put the weights back. If I had to put money on it, I would put, didn't fix it.
30:08 No chance. No chance Brennan puts weights back. No. Yeah. Let's see here. This is posted by a long day, slow Joe at her finest. I look like this to dress like Adam Sandler. Okay.
30:21 Okay. Let's go past that one. Luke, do you know, speak. No gooning. This one's posted by Lumbabao. B.C. crediting this subreddit for content. Oh, that's good. Let's see.
30:34 Speaking of future President Connor McGregor of Ireland fame, there are people out there who believe he can win the election. Do you know this? I don't know enough about the Irish system to say confidently, but from what I've heard, it seems like a long shot. Well, let's hear. There's somebody that believes.
30:49 To fight and it's running for President of Ireland. I like, everyone's like, you don't have a chance, you know, what they're doing. Like, buddy, did you not learn from the Trump shit? You don't have to have. have a background in politics these days. Politics are not what you grew up with as a kid. It's not your dad's politics.
31:05 Usually the most famous guy wins. So funny that Luke was like, I don't know about Irish politics to even say anything about this. It goes to print and chop being like, dude, Irish practice is so easy. Yeah, no, no pretense, nothing. Just straight into it. He could, he could do it.
31:25 Yeah, but he has this dark history. Did you not learn? from Trump. He has some shit in his background too. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. They do not matter. People just want to change. You're not voting for him to marry your daughter. You're just voting on something
31:42 different. That's all it is. No one's the fuck. And they're going to run on that and try and smear his name. No of that works. Smear. Luke, that's an interesting take. He went on to say that. They're doing Timos on fucking morning combat.
31:57 So say. We do her skits and bits here. No, he went on to say that he doesn't know a lot about Ireland, but he believes Connor can win it. Let's go to the Ireland tabloids. They did a poll. Yeah, they don't think it. And 90% felt.
32:11 I like the attribution wasn't actually his show, but it was the Reddit, the subreddit. Hey, wherever we have on the kids. Dude, that's awesome. That's great. Shout out to BC, dude. This was posted by haphazard.
32:29 the podcast is doing great. As you can see, I already saw this video. Because that's clickbait, dude. This podcast is doing great. Oh, yeah. Great. Well, let's see here.
32:40 I'm sure it's painful. Needles? You're worried about needles? No problem. They said, I can't do anything. They say my donor is too weak. They're like, we're sorry. Really?
32:48 Yeah. You get a wig. You don't have any. I want one you to get away, dude. Remember, I do the little fibers. I do the fibers. I started. Whatever, dude.
32:57 You know, you're out of your mind. All right. Keep on. Get wigs, dude. Get going. Sometimes I'm just so tired of life. I just want to not do anything. I'm sick of fighting it.
33:06 Yeah, I'm sick of like social media. I'm sick of talking about Botox. I'm sick of everything. I'm sick of my culture. I'm sick of what we're doing. I'm sick about talking about Trump. I'm sick about talking about everything. Podcasting.
33:19 I'm just, damn. This is not good. This is not good. We called it last week. We're like, we don't know how long they're going to be doing this for. This is pull out fucking like,
33:29 we need to have an emergency meeting after like, what's, we got to look into this. Yeah. I hope Brian, don't do anything crazy, Brian. Right. Okay. You suck. You suck. We need you.
33:40 But yeah, you don't, you shouldn't, you know, you know what I'm saying. Yeah. That's all I'll say. Don't do it. Don't do it, dude. But that was, that one is, I'm sick of podcasting. It's like, oh, that hits deep, dude. Come on now.
33:53 About everything. Podcasting, I just don't want to talk. I want to be a monk. Just want to quit, huh? Yeah. Sometimes I just. Say yourself on fire and protest. Just Brendan Job.
34:04 He's just the worst. Like we've said this before, he is absolutely the worst person to go to with your problems. Like you would net, he's the last person you'd ever like want to lean on for something. You will never. Now I know I say jokes when you say things that are serious sometimes. But he will never be serious with you. It's never going to be like, let's talk about it. I have an idea what you should do with this problem.
34:28 It's going to be, once you're finally letting something out. You think you have a safe space. You're like, I'm tired of podcasting. I'm tired of doing this. And he's like, why did you set yourself on fire? Yeah, no. I mean, it's just the worst person ever to lean on.
34:45 Also suggesting to kill yourself, basically. You set yourself on fire in protest. Why? Why would you say that? Protest what? And it's like, are you really going to say that when you have your hand in your ass? Yeah, his hands in his ass. To go to Brendan for like moral support, you have to find like a situation where he doesn't
35:05 have his hand in his mouth, his hand in his pants, his hand up his ass, which is like 5% of the day for him. Yeah, dude, unscathed with the Diet Coke. Look at that, dude. Cargo pants. His hand in his ass. It's not even cold outside. There's no excuse for like keeping your hand warm or anything.
35:20 That's just pleasure right there. That's digits in the anus right there, dude. Oh, no. let's go to the next one. This is posted by complacent, exhausted words of wisdom from the number one podcast, Dad. Oh, man, I get wet when I see two minutes and 30 seconds. Just doing that dad shit, dude.
35:40 We're on that dad wrecked ball and travel ball grind. The whole weekend is just baseball on baseball. It's also not that interesting. Like, is there anything worse when people are telling you about their schedule with their kids? Like, you know, that's just your kids or you're on the same baseball team or in the same school, you really don't give a fuck. Rec ball is, we'll never do it again. We'll never do it again.
36:05 Just gonna stick with travel moving forward. So she wants to get to Texas, probably all travel out there. So you know how Slow Joe had that post about rec ball. We're pulling out of wreck ball. No, I didn't, I miss that. No, we shot on the show where she's like, we'll never go to rec ball again. Oh, okay. So basically like public, they're going to go to travel ball where it's more affluent.
36:26 Yeah. What's the reason? Because Boston and Tiger are like really good. They're the best. The real reasons. Because when they tried to do rec ball, Brendan got mad that there was no cubby. And then they got kicked out.
36:42 They were like, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, way, way. Scale back, too real, too real, too real. Too real of a reason. They wouldn't let him be a coach. Oh, duh. No, no, no, I was just adding to you what you said the cubby. Oh, yeah, I mean, him not being able to be a coach would be a part of it. maybe Slow Joe did something to embarrass the family there.
37:02 Do you think it's like pure optics? That would be crazy if it was just like, really? Our son's going to be in rec ball? Look at these other recball kids. They're all fat. They're eating sloppy Joe's for seventh inning stretch. Well, travel is like when you're good, right?
37:15 You're like better at baseball. It costs money. So you can pay your way in. I didn't know that. I'm sure it's for good kids too. Yeah. I didn't graduate college. Yeah, I guess honestly,
37:26 no one, if you tried to, let's say it's not a thing, but if you tried to do it, they'd probably be like, yeah, sure, we'll take money. Yeah, dude. Someone's like, $100,000 my kids on travel. You're like, okay, your kid starts. Yeah. He plays every game. Is his arm's going to hurt?
37:41 Yeah. Because I'm going to be pitching him every game. I pray to God his kids don't become Dodgers. Right. Because then it's going to be awkward for me rooting for them. Yeah, they're like really good. But they'll probably hold the grudge and be like, you talked about my dad for five years. Oh, they're never going to like us.
37:56 But it would be fun. funny if they were like amazingly good, right? And they, on their own right, they're good at sports and they would go to the leagues. And then they got to deal with this shit, this fucking, fucking anchor around their neck, dragging them down, embarrassing them and shit. Like, dad, I make $100 million for being a pitcher of the Dodgers. You can you, I'll buy you anything you want. Any truck. You just got to stop making show. I will do anything. Yeah. Yeah. The tables have turned. Yeah. I would do anything. you stop making content, please.
38:29 Let's see. Rock ball is tough. We got a game tonight. Get a game tonight. Tigers versus the Rangers. And I have no expectations. That's how you got to do it as a dad. I heard someone say this for all you dads out there,
38:44 kids are playing sports, especially baseball. For every reason the baseball dad is a particular type of dad that criticized their son, knowing damn well they couldn't hit the ball that that nine-year-old's thrown. there's no way, but yet they have all the answers and they probably quit playing baseball in high school. For those dads out there, if you want your kid to quit playing baseball, do this.
39:09 And if you want to quit playing video games. So if you want your kid... Wait, what? I think he's about to explain it. But what I think he's going to say is like if you want your son to quit baseball and only play video games, do this. And he's going to say that you're like yelling at him. But it's something he's done. Oh, quit and play video games.
39:26 I thought he was trying to kill two birds with one stone. If you want them to quit baseball and quit playing video games, but he's saying quit baseball and keep playing. Honestly, they should listen to me because that's what I did. Playing less video games. Criticize him while he's playing video games. Like you criticize him playing baseball. So whether he's playing Fortnite or rivals or the MLB show or Madden,
39:52 sit over his shoulder and go, no, you should hit X. No, what do you doing? You should go here. No, hit X faster. Oh, come on, dude. L1, do that. Criticize your son when he's playing video games if you want him to quit. Do the exact same thing you do when you're sitting in the bleachers and your kids playing baseball?
40:12 Not a chance that's an original thought. No, yeah, definitely got it from someone else. You're right. That's a good, a good capture there. He's like, Chin's like, are we ready to start the show? He's like, one second. He's just scrolling through YouTube shorts. It's all baseball right now.
40:25 he's watching video it would be funny if he was prepping like he's watching videos on how to be a good baseball dad yeah and that was one of the videos and then he just doesn't credit the person at all let's see he knows he's made a mistake and you embarrassed him yelling at him do the exact same thing when he's playing video games and he will stop playing video games because if you're going to do that when they're playing baseball they're going to stop playing baseball little words of wisdom there for you There's like a weird tea in wisdom when he said.
40:57 He heard it. Wisdom. He put a tea in it, for sure. Not even little. Don't sugarcoat it. There was a tea in it. Not a tea in the word, though. Baseball.
41:08 Little words of wisdom there. There is like a DT. Wisdom. I guess you're right. It was a little little. It wasn't as big as I thought. Yeah. But we heard it.
41:17 Yeah. TD. It was just as loud as that door. Before you. Just go ahead and criticize kid always playing video games. It'll shut that shit down. So if you want to play baseball, hey, just be my dad. Shut your yapper.
41:32 Okay? Just shut your yupp. It's tough to do. I get it. I get it. Boy, do I get it. Two for four. I get it.
41:43 I definitely get it. You got to put a little effort about because you're wasting my fucking time, aren't you? Right? My entire weekend's dedicated to this and you're not going to apply effort? Oh, well, fuck me. now I'm not your dad. Two out of four is good. No, I'm not your dad.
42:02 Yeah, and that's obviously redacted. Everything he says doesn't make any sense. And also that clip, he was clearly just stringing it along because he's like, the show's got to be an hour. You know? So I'm going to say the same thing five times. I disagree with you. You don't think so?
42:16 Okay. I humbly disagree. Sure, sure. Is that how you disagree in this situation? I'll take it. I see where you're coming from, but I disagree. He definitely saw a video or heard a dad over talking. Yeah.
42:28 While he was checking his Kobe, he was like, and he just regurgitated that on a podcast. And he thinks there's more that he can add to it, but he only repeated what the dad said. Yeah, that makes sense too. Because they have to stop him at an hour. He can go for four. You know what I mean?
42:43 Filling up times is no issue, Daddy. Okay, yeah. There is no world where filling up times an issue and he says so many guffs. It's like, no, he's doing the guffs because he's, he's cooking. Well, there could be like 30 minutes of phone time, too, during a show.
42:59 Oh, yeah, true. Yeah. It's only his show. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Tiger's doing great. I'm like on baseball. So, yeah, Texas baseball. Texas baseball.
43:11 Here's the thing about wisdom, dude. I'm going to school you on some wisdom. You should like not, you should yell at your kids for baseball as much as you do video games. Yeah. chin's like yeah that's good that's good leave it in leave it in no cuts um this one's posted by where does it hurt r a uh who let's see what this is about it's called who
43:39 no clapping no clapping or anything this is where at oh no i don't know i don't know um dang the kids have their own instagram so that's crazy Um, all righty. Next one is posted by dirty buns fart nugget. Great name. Never seen it before. Is everything all okay, Alki?
44:13 Mm-hmm. Let's see. You guys know Zuckerberg's not a cuck. He did not tell me to say that. Definitely not. He's on TRT. He does jihitsu. That makes him a man.
44:24 Okay. Okay. Definitely. Definitely not a cuck, guys. He should definitely, like, get the nasal cleared. Like, just like all that gunk is in there. It's probably all the oil and, like, fish paste and dirt from the baseball field. Just get it cleansed out.
44:45 Yeah, maybe a deviate septum or something. That, yeah. He's like, oh, really? He's not a cook. Yeah, where does this new voice come from? Yeah. He's definitely part of our team. Okay.
45:00 Okay, I'll buy that A bitch Got a train Check out my two chains I'm just like the rest of the guys Okay You just till it Manly dude
45:13 Like okay Okay Do you know how hard is to run that company I bet he had no clue about the Biden stuff Okay We'll buy that narrative I'm UFC fighter I'm paid from Zuckerberg The guy's pretty good
45:29 okay okay yeah I'm not sure okay yeah obnoxious okay
45:38 okay yeah he kept doing it's a new thing he's trying yeah peaches delight
45:43 they got two big red chairs and they kind of replicated your sit okay okay they talk about you every week
45:52 okay okay that's while he's chasing us around the chairs he's going okay
45:57 okay You don't have a penis. Okay. Brandon has a mangyna. Brennan has a mangina. You piss in the sink. Oh, okay. Let's see here.
46:14 My computer's cracking out. This is posted by somebody on the Reddit. Air pumper. Bapa doesn't go anywhere. Okay. Okay. So it's another okay. Let's see here.
46:27 Oh, man. Why is it doing this to us? Let's see if we click the link. I know you say you love Dana and you guys are all good, but why don't you ever go to UFC fights anymore? I don't go anywhere. Yeah, you don't really. I don't do anything.
46:41 Okay. Okay. A run of the mill. 12-inch touch screen. Lots of creature comforts. Yeah, that's Brandon Shaw, the anime fighter. Good for him. I hope he's okay with the Tuscanero Pearl.
47:01 I don't know. No, my kids' baseball ended on Saturday at 5. Is that the color Tuscanero Pearl? Oh, okay, got you. Now I understand. All right. Yeah, pink. 5.30.
47:14 And then UFC Fight Nights are on. I don't go anywhere. Tear down off the top first. And then we can also rotate it over. I feel like I'm doing like internship and I'm going to free college. I mean, I don't. It's nothing. It's the UFC. I just...
47:31 You're busy. Okay. Okay, I'll buy that. I don't go anywhere. People might be wondering who is this gentleman sitting next to us. Brendan Shab, why don't you... Yeah, I just don't. It's probably stressful.
47:47 I'd rather watch that at home. It's not even stressful. I just... No. Okay. Okay. But don't you have a show dedicated to MMA? I don't do anything.
47:59 They don't even know what to say in that talk show. So we have Brandon Shab, he's, you recognize him. You've seen clips of him on Reddit. Yeah. The top pick of the Boston Bruins. Yeah, I think for Woodley, he checks all the boxes that you want as a first pick. Of course, he's the first pick. Think about Woodley's since he's retied from the UFC.
48:23 Because if I go do it live, then I get a re-watch it when I get home for the show on Monday. It's a, you know, it's a lot of work. Okay. Okay. I don't go anywhere. Yeah. I'll tell you right now, though, after seeing Cajside, having the best view in the stadium, in the arena? Yeah.
48:44 I'm glad I'm on the outside. Because it's brutal? Oh, bud. I'd rather watch at home. Yeah, I don't deal with the hassle parking, all that shit. Okay. I don't go anywhere. This guy is multi-talented, multifaceted, and,
49:01 And he has a multi-talented team. Walked in here with like 30 people deep. I thought it was a team to come pick up this guy to fight Sean Strickland. But it was the only guy. One of the only guys on the other team on the Ultimate Fighter that I actually liked. You always respect the guys like you to get married and don't be cheating around on their wife and stuff like that. Okay. Okay.
49:23 That's so funny. Okay. You think Rampage was just trawling him? Maybe he paid Rampage to say that. Yeah, he's like, can you hook me? Can you help me out? my wife is suspicious. She will believe it coming from you.
49:34 Yeah, and then it shows her as evidence whenever she accuses him. Just so ham-fisted. And you don't cheat on your wife at all. He's a podcaster, YouTuber, extraordinaire, stand-up comedian. And he don't cheat on his wife. Oh, man.
49:52 Can you imagine? That's actually kind of a funny thing to be introduced as on a show. It's almost like, can you put that in to be funny? But your wife's not going to play it probably. Yeah, probably not. I know you say you love me. Let's see the next one here is posted by Creamy Shart.
50:06 Welcome to Austin. Yeah. Oh, man. Dude, I mean, the over under on Callen leaving is dicey. You mean getting out of Boston? No, just the show. The show. Oh, I don't know.
50:20 What else has he got? The world is his oyster, dude, if he gets out of that show. Maybe. I don't know. He's, uh... Well, think of the freedom you'd feel after not doing the federal. in the kid anymore. It's not about like being in the public eye. It's like, I don't have to do that anymore.
50:35 Yeah, I mean, it's embarrassing, but like look at it. He's in a fucking pony outfit, dude. He doesn't give a fuck. He has no self-esteem whatsoever. He does anything that you ask him to do. He's desperate. It's very funny. You brought up that, like, you think that's a real picture. Yeah, yeah, but it's based on a real picture.
50:51 It's a cow or whatever. You don't think that he's been in a horse costume? Yeah. Brian Cowlton's been in a horse costume. Yeah. Not just a cow. I'm more than a cow. Brian is going to be like, he's like the kind of guy that like starts doing private like videos for people. He's the kind of guy that'll grab you and be like, you're my girlfriend now, you know? And that's going to happen to him. Yeah.
51:13 Okay. Okay. This one's supposed by complacent, exhausted. Chin acts like a butt hurt girlfriend and that is one of the worst performed April Fool's jokes in human history. Well, that's a clickbaited titles. Yeah. Well, let's talk about the box. Before we can get to the box, I had a camping trip that I planned with Nick.
51:33 It was one of the best things that would happen this year, especially since I'm leaving to Texas. Maybe I might stay, depending on how, you know. Still be determined. The after our army? What do we call them? Yeah. After our army?
51:50 Because we always say army for a lot of things. The after army? After army? I like that. After army? I don't want that. We're still going to go. Can be before you leave.
52:00 Yeah, sure. Bro, you can't. Who lives in Spain. He's a professional gambler. He's got a big following. What about in? I'll put a link in. That's not legal, right?
52:10 I don't know. Looks like a machete. They need a machete. They're so stupid on this podcast, their producers need machetes to have any Amazon. Well, maybe this is the bit. Okay. The arena.
52:23 MMA. That's exciting. Nice. Six, six. I've wanted to stream with this guy for like a year. We did it one. I guess he gets migraines sometimes staring at screens is tough, but he's all in... Oh, nice.
52:35 This is unnerving. Yeah. Oh my god, dude! What the fuck? Oh my god, dude! He cut his thumb off! He cut his fucking thumb off! Oh, this is all my fault for that camping.
52:50 Oh my god, but there's blood everywhere. Oh my god. Oh, my God. Oh, chins in April Foolster. bro, you got me. For two seconds. No. No.
53:06 He didn't stick the landing. Okay. Let's move on. That was bad. That was so bad, dude. It was bad, yeah. P.F. Chang's HR manager posted this. Imagine if he actually tries to answer off the top of his head.
53:23 I'm sure this won't get asked because it's not a softball question. If it does, if it does, Shob will probably have a scripted answer that he would stumble over his words, but I would really respect him for answering and appreciate you for asking. Why did Brennan Schaub take a shot at the anti-hero podcast and call them all losers and haters for exposing the obvious stolen valor claim claims of Tim Kennedy? The podcast is all former Army Rangers who give back to the community attached to the screenshot of the comment he made about actual Army Rangers with multiple combat tours. He wouldn't know the first thing about being in the military.
53:53 And for him to chime in like that is Bush League. What does this say at the bottom? Please ask. Okay. Jesus Christ. The last thing I expected was a um. I'm sorry. Okay.
54:06 Yeah. So that's an email. They sent an email to the fighter and the kid, which, let's be honest, they probably forgot the password to that email account. Yeah. And then like, you know, they got a, there's 500 pages of it. There's all the Tiger Belly stuff going on. Mm-hmm.
54:22 Yeah, Tiger Belly definitely hacked into the email. Let's see here. That's a promotion. This is posted by doesn't know who to axe. Austin TV already stoked for the new celebrity couple in town. Oh, no. Oh, Everson's been hard at work creating a special piece just for us. Joe, are you happy with the way it came out?
54:42 Yes, very happy, and I hope you will be as well. We'll see. I know it will be. Oh, this is how it works. Yeah, wow. All right. Are you done? Are you ready?
54:51 Are we ready? Final step. Be sure. Because if it's not perfect, then we're going to give it back. Oh, man. All right. You ready? Here we go.
55:00 Here we go, guys. Let's see it. Okay. Let's watch out. Here we go. Oh, my God. That is awesome. Oh, my gosh. There you go. That is amazing. That's it.
55:18 Ah! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! Oh, man. There's so much funny shit of them on the internet. Oh, great. That's not real, right? Which one? The video.
55:37 Just kidding. This one's supposed to be complacent. Bapa's gone off the deep end with his best beast outlier genetics being passed to the Chambi's narrative. What does that mean? No idea. Hold my son to a standard that I couldn't reach. I'm going to hold my son to his own standard. And he's going to have a good time.
55:57 It's been a game changer for my son. I hold my son a pretty high standard. Definitely standard than other kids. But that's because he's got a certain genetics. Yeah. 100%. You know, he's probably going to be. He's definitely going to be a D1 athlete.
56:09 Yeah. You know? And so there's actually more pressure because that might be his path, and that's no joke. The minute I see you being lazy, buddy, you want to see me mad, get lazy. Or if his coach makes him sprint and he's in the back, dude. He did it once. I say, you know what the difference you mean you is? Because I was telling me, he's such a better athlete than me when we were nine.
56:34 He was bigger, he's faster, he's better at everything. You know, I did pretty well. I'm like, and just think if you apply yourself, you're going to go way further than I did. I went pretty fucking far. You can go way further than I did. I said, but the difference between me and you is when my coach made this run, I always finish first.
56:49 He was really, I go, not once did a kid beat me. That's a difference. You're faster than me. So do you think you're becoming- He's got some speed? Yeah, and so does Bosti. And I said, do you think you're becoming, again, in the last place because you're the slowest kid on team?
57:05 He goes, no. I know, that's effort. You're relaxing a little bit, yeah. You're chilling. Yeah. I said, no one ever be being anything to the water, to sprints, what conditioning, I was always first. To the truck. To the cappuccinos.
57:23 He seems like he's lying again. Yes. And I feel like he's just making it. It's funny to think of the kids watching as being like, I do win every race. He's just making stuff up for the show. Yeah. He's using his kids as boring. and what is this, the tank top episode?
57:38 I know. These guys are fucking redacted. We should have done that, dude. We should have. God damn it. We got to work out for a year. Yeah. That means we have to do the show for another year.
57:48 And then come back with tank tops. And a yellow hat. God, I'm so hairy. And some stylish shoes. The show would not be worth watching me in a tink top. Oh, yeah, you are hairy, dude. Yeah. That would be awesome.
58:01 What? If we did the tink tops. So many pictures. Yeah. But I mean, nothing compared to me. I look like clean-shaven compared to you, dude. That's so true. What's it called?
58:13 That's so funny, he's criticizing his son. Yeah. He was on his other show being like, don't criticize your kids. But my kids is different. You know the difference for you and me? I had nothing. Also, isn't that liar speech when you're like,
58:26 every time, never was a second place, first place all the time, every time. Not once. But what about Chappelle Lacey? Yeah. That's true. You lost to Chappelle. He's doing that if you're not first, your last kind of in a way, too.
58:42 And everything. That's how he has to. I tell him, if that's what, if you want to make it beyond the rest of these fucking kids, that's what's going to take. Even if he isn't an athlete, even if he decides everyone, he'll take that, he'll take that, you know, learning. He'll, he's learning how to learn, and he'll take all that stuff and apply it to something else. No, he's asking me an athlete. He's too gifted. Yeah.
59:04 It's just different. I tell them all it's just different You're expected to perform at a higher level Than the rest of these data That's his next kid Dallas If you were gifted a certain amount of athletic traits You can fuck all that away Play video games and
59:20 Put your thumb up your ass Or you can get to work and the The payoff's huge dude Huge yeah But it's discipline Your buddy's gonna be out playing and shit You're being in baseballs Yeah
59:31 Get in footballs Uh co-worker of mine Told this thing I don't know what happened before he told us this. I forget. It was in context, probably, but not with what we were talking about. Maybe in context of what was in his brain.
59:43 But he told us that he misses his ex-girlfriend's thumb because she would put it in his butt. Oh, fuck. And we haven't let go of that yet, dude. No, you can't. Never. No, you got to make a lot of jokes about that. Whenever he's happy, I'm like,
59:57 oh, where's Sarah's thumb at, you know? Well, I wish you could, the only thing we need now is Sarah's thumb. If you're feeling down, just get a thumb. Anyway, so some people like a thumb up there as a job. What if T came up and said he wanted to fight like you? No. No, that's the one pushback you to get.
01:00:20 I know you've said it's like specific to the kid and stuff, but like what are your thoughts on to why? He doesn't have the issues I had. He doesn't have the anger and the chip on his shoulder. Again, he's such a better athlete than I was at nine. It's not even funny. And I was a beat. I was fucking good.
01:00:35 He blows me out the water. I had to fight because I had no other options. He has so many options. Hey, Dad, can you, I like your podcast. Can you not talk about me, please? It'd be funny if he was like, what if T came up to you and asked you if he could do a podcast? No.
01:00:51 No. He just doesn't have the crate of it. You don't get the issues I got. All right, let's go to one more and see what happens here. This is posted by Wonderful Salary, 5432. is the talent. Producer, talent, providing the kid full time,
01:01:10 assistant booking talent to feature engaging posts, or guess for the... Okay. So she's looking for a job. It's very good. Like, you know, I don't know if we have the budget, but we'd hire, I think. Yeah.
01:01:21 I think so. She's, I mean, she works on one of the top shows, but I don't know if we, you know, we went on a poach or anything like that. Yeah. There's the respect that we have for TFAK. I don't know what the salary is either, so... Yeah, I mean, we would pay her six,
01:01:33 figures. Pay your eight inches. Let's see this posted by haphazard. Baba wants his old friend General Lee on the podcast. All right, we'll end with this one.
01:01:49 Okay. You could have anyone as a guest on fighter and the kid, who would it be? Good question. Maybe Elon Musk. Maybe Donald Trump. I'd like to ask him about these tariffs.
01:02:01 It's a comedy podcast. He's just being funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very funny guests to have fun for this comedy podcast. But I... Nah, those would be boring. I'd go with Theo or Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee, it'd be great.
01:02:18 Why you got to, like, wish for Theo to come on? I thought you guys are boys. That's a good point, but I like this, Brennan. Every once in a while, it's like, and he's like speaking sense. You know, like, there's moments of clarity and Brennan's fucking hurt, riddled brain,
01:02:33 like all the CTE pockets. There's a fuck, maybe a good guest would be Bobby Lee. You're like, yeah, that would be a good guest. Brian fucking sucks ass. He's like, well, let's have on the Secretary of State. Shut the fuck up.
01:02:47 Hillary Clinton. Stupid old bitch. Yeah, you dumb fuck. Or, I think you something fun, dude. Yeah. That's with Trump or Elon. Yeah, that's not what we do. Bobby Lee would be great.
01:02:58 Trump or Elon would the people. Our most viral clip is Bobby Lee. Yeah. All the old school people. And then you ruin it with that. What do you say? He said, Our most viral clip is Bobby Lee.
01:03:07 Shut your fucking mouth. No one is talking to you. God damn it. Don't ever quit the podcast, though. Yeah, please. Fucking A. We guys, Theo. Will again.
01:03:18 Yep, Sasso. Oh, God. Will's great. Yeah. Rogan. Yeah. I'd rather have my friends and some random people. Yeah.
01:03:28 Facts. I thought he's not friends with Bobby Lee. No, he's not. Oh, okay. He doesn't even know him. But he's been the most supportive one. Yeah, well, they started out and Bobby Lee helped him out a lot.
01:03:38 They basically hang out all the time. They're boys and stuff, but he's never actually met him. Oh, okay. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know where I would see Bobby.
01:03:48 I'd be cool. I have no animosity towards him. I literally, I don't care. I think he's hilarious. He's so talented, but, you know, I'm sure he feels the same way. It's like my life doesn't get better. me and him are friends. You know, neither does his. So all good. You know, all good. Well, imagine coming in and being like a manager, like trying to get you guys to be,
01:04:09 have a bigger show and be like, oh, well, this one is super viral. It's Bobby Lee. Why don't you guys get him back on? They're like, our lives don't get better with him. No, but this is literal evidence. It is a lot better with him in your life. It's the most viral clip. They don't understand. They don't get it. Well, they, I mean, if you're the manager and you're talking to them, You got to come in with like fucking cartoons and like crayons. All right. So I know this is a tough concept to get. But here's like this,
01:04:37 like with this amount of views, you get money for you. Money for you. If you get Bobby Lee, you got money for you. He's like, okay. Okay.
01:04:49 What was he saying? Yeah. Okay. I think he's a great guy. Yeah. I've always, we were never that so serious. You came up with the comic store.
01:04:58 I was never that close with him. I've always appreciated him. He's such a talent. He's great podcasting and stand-up. Look, man, I was wrong. I was wrong. I think that that-peaches. Isn't that crazy how Brendan Chow was basically a nuke for like a major friend group in comedy? Kind of, but he only, the nuke only affected one city that was Brian Kellan.
01:05:18 He's just like on an island now. In Christa Leah. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. I mean, who caused that though? Who's the one that caused it? I don't know. Daddy Rogan.
01:05:28 Yeah, that's true. Yeah, dude. Oppenheimer. Well, shout out to you guys. Thank you for watching. This is fucking awesome. Fuck yeah. I love you guys.
01:05:34 See you next week. Oh. Ah!