100% Eat - New Set, New Achievement Hunter, Same Ol Wendy's? %% Wendy's Taki's Fuego Meal

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

Our Heroes return to Wendy's and maybe it's not so bad? We didn't want this but maybe we give it a chance? Either way, we're in our new office and the set is looking good but is the Taki's Fuego Meal bringing the fire like a certain AH reunion? Shake up your meal with these fries that cannot belong to Wendy's. Also Michael hates Taki's.Grab a shirt before the Switchforks return because there's not a lot left https://100percenteat.store Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get up to four extra months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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need it. You probably do. I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you? Good, I'm still flying high from that live show we did. At this point last week. It's been two days. This is our first episode in a new place. For a second forgot because we were yesterday, but that was a stream. Right, we did that as well.

A lot of stuff going on lately. A lot of stuff. Oh, dude, now I can't see Eric too, that's awesome. Oh yes, perfectly blocked. Now this is the show. The stars of the show. And then Jordan, you got Nick in the corner, and then the light.

Okay, sure. The very valuable light that brightens our day. Oh, you're here. Yep. Hi. Well, I was confused, cause at the live show, you were on that side. And then Nick was, Nick didn't,

wasn't sure if he was supposed to be in the middle. Well, there was nobody next to Michael. There was nobody next to Michael. There was a fucking husk next to me. What do you mean? I didn't feel well. So I feel like we can talk about it. Yeah.

Right, because that was the last week's episode. Well, okay, here's the thing. First off, never once ever, all day before, during, or almost until after, did he say, I don't feel well. He never said it. But you clocked it backstage. You did? Did I say it? He was walking around backstage, we got there,

and you went, oh yeah, your hair looks different. Are you all right? He looked off. Yes, you clocked it immediately. I think mostly it was because you just weren't wearing it. I don't know about that though. I've seen him take his hat off before. He clocked it.

It looked off. I've seen the man not wear a hat. He still kinda looked. I went, what's up with you today? The second I saw him, he's like, what? I'm like, your hair's doing something crazy. You look kinda off. And then he said hat and I just believed him.

And I immediately was like, why am I still talking to you? And then you did believe him, for we all believed him. And we were wrong. So he was like a little, he was a little quiet during the show. And by quiet I mean, yes, don't say no. Yes you were. You couldn't hear me. I could hear you.

You were talking into the microphone. I was sitting next to you. I could hear all seven things you said. This is off right now. It's so much so that I kept going, are you good? You have anything to add? And not once did he say say I don't feel good. No, I can't What every time every time? Yeah

Everyone for showing up to live show. Sorry I'm about to do like I did that You're just like Nick from the live show I'm just not feeling it today. Get a load of this bit I'm about to do. Like, I did that anytime I mentioned that. Whoa, look at that bit. Anytime I mentioned that. You're just like Nick from the live show. See, no, it wasn't even that. What? It wasn't even that. It was him doing this and going,

oh right, he's behind me, anything to add? And he go, no. What? The only time you could get anything out of him is when you went, go to the bar, and then he said it's far away. He's like, no, I was trying to get him to do something. Do anything. Interact with the audience. I did. And I'm like go to the bar. I was scared. What? I'm like go to the bar. He's like it's far. What do you mean it's far?

So you care about the bar. They went and said to him I go you have not done anything. Go to the bar. No. Because he wanted drinks. Yeah I'm like that's a funny bit. That's a bit by the way. That's a funny bit. Leave the stage and go get drinks. And he went, what? And he's like, I don't wanna walk. And I was like, come on, man. It's because he wasn't feeling what we tell us. It was nothing but no butts. Well, he kept giving me answers that weren't acceptable.

And then finally he said, I can't in the mask. I can't see well. And that's when I said, that's fair, I'll carry you. And I almost dropped him down the stairs. You were very strong carrying him down the stairs. The stairs were precarious. And then yesterday, Nick finished the job. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yes he did. job. Yeah. Yes he did. Yes he did. Go to, I mean it's on YouTube, it's like a short. We did the whole Michael Jordan podcast 30 seconds before it ends, he goes, I don't feel well today. Yeah. I was pushing through. That's all it was. I don't think you successfully pushed through. I think I did. I think you should go back and watch it again. You couldn't hear me. You weren't. That was fun though.

It was fun to see. No, he was not. It was fun to see BK and Jeff. Ray and other Ray. Yeah, Big Ray, regular Ray. Ray walking up on the stage. You're like, oh, Ray's here, whatever. And then Ray walks in. That's why I always call him Big Ray. here, whatever. And then Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray,

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, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Jeff, Michael and Ray talking. And I was like, oh man, I gotta get a picture of this. Yeah, I was like a creeper picture. It's so funny. Yeah, off to the side. I was just like, oh, this is gonna be good. And then I walked up to you guys and go, could I post this and say, I think they're talking about

starting a Jeep and Hunter? Yeah. And Ray goes, yeah, just tag me as Bernie. Yeah, dude, that was really good. And I didn't know how to do that on Blue Sky, so I just did a follow up. Is that Bernie? I cropped it.

Is this one Bernie? Yeah. Ray took the picture and he asked you if he could post it on his Twitter. Yeah. Did you see the reaction that I got? He messaged me. People were like, oh, that's funny.

Yeah. And then they thought nothing of it. And then there was no follow up and everyone took it normal style. Just a couple of guys hanging out at the regulation house for Jeff's birthday party. If you left that comment, you're a fucking moron. You're a fucking idiot.

You're an absolute fucking moron. Why answer the question? You don't know the answer. But I could assume. God damn. People would say that and they would have hundreds of upvotes and then people would be like, oh, it was actually a live show that they were at.

That's exactly what happened. It would have like 10 upvotes. And then everyone would just go down vote, down vote, down vote. If you left that, like why are you answering the question you don't know the answer to is fucking insane? Because they knew. That's why, they knew the answer.

You're thinking they think they know the answer. It's gotta be an after party. It's an after party. In a fucking little shit green room. Green room, it's in a back room of the parish. There's no inhibition that makes somebody go, I actually don't know for certain, so I shouldn't post this.

They go, I could make an educated guess, or I could make an uneducated guess. Well, they had 21 years of being told, you're so special. And Eric was there. I was in the background. I was in the background and you see my gray ass hair. You see your hair and that's me. Your weird little legs are confusing next to my leg. Oh really? I didn't see them. It did like create like a weird little. Yeah I had like one normal like like thick guy like a big buff guy leg and then these two little sticks. And people were like. You're a little getaway stick. Well yeah I looked at the picture and I closed my eyes and I couldn't tell who was who. It's also funny I'm wearing that Michael Jordan jersey and the Arby's shirt.

They go together really well. You guys switched clothes and we didn't really talk about that. Yeah, not only that, by the way, but while we were signing, I got that shirt and Cameron's like, let me get your napkin shirt. I still haven't gotten it back from him. What the fuck? It's $80! That's our shirt!

I see him all the time. I know where he is. Yeah, but he's using it as from him. What the fuck? It's $80! That's our shirt! I see him all the time. I know where he is. Yeah, but he's using it as napkins. That's fine. It's our shirt. And so let me tell you, if he's using it as napkins, that thing's gonna be a mess. No!

Oh, what's he been eating? That guy calls me up and says, hey, wanna go out tonight? And I go, Cameron, it's 1 a.m. He's like, yeah, I'm leaving my house now. I'm closing at midnight. I can be at the club by one. Jesus.

Wearing the napkin shirt. But you wore, you wore Nick's clothes. How was that? Sweaty. Sorry. He was sweaty. He also took off in the slowest way possible. It would have been a good time for him to mention

that he doesn't feel good. Uh-huh. Here are my clothes. One. He didn't have to unbutton it. He unbuttoned the whole shirt. As I unbuttoned one, pulled it over. I go, why don't you just pull it over your head?

And he's like, oh, I didn't think about that. But then you came up. Then he also took his shoes off to take his shorts off. Right. I fit my shoes through your shorts? No. I mean, I did. I didn't take my shoes off.

How about this? Because that's not it again. I just questioned what he was doing because I didn't take my shoes off. How about this? Cause that's not gonna get, I just questioned what he was doing because I didn't do any of it. And he went, can't. Yeah.

That's why we took a while. Yeah, it started really dizzy. He looked good in his clothes. I liked how it was miss buttoned because he unbuttoned the whole thing. I was hurrying. You had to redo it. I was hurrying.

I also was putting it on and Nick's like, sorry, I was sweaty. And then Nick was like, how are you not sweating? He put my napkin shirt on. It breathed. It breathed the both of us. I thought you looked really cool in the napkin clothes. With the monkey mask, you were like a little monkey.

Like you were like, I changed my clothes a lot that day. Then he gave my clothes back. And then I got the new jersey. That must be like a deep cut lore thing for 100%. Yeah. I heard Jeremy tell Matt deep cut lore thing for one hundred percent. Yeah. Real deep cut. I heard Jeremy tell Matt that Alfredo said it one time. I like by the way, before we get off of this, you posted, if they're talking about restarting

in June, people, they're joking, they're making wild assumptions of where we were. Somebody like, like getting like, he's not serious, but still believe somewhat of it. Like in earnest thought I was. In earnest we're like, obviously he's joking, but like not all joking. I saw someone be like, like I'm just trying not to get my hopes up too much.

I don't know why you get your hopes up. Honestly, the three of them getting back together, they just don't have the fire they used to have. They're like, no, they're not. I'm never selling a tune on it. It's probably just like making like a couple of videos. Like maybe they'll make like 20 videos. 20 videos. You know, maybe.

20 more Minecraft. Yeah, just 20 more Minecraft. Six months of Minecraft. I'm not taking it too serious. Just a little bit serious. Just a little bit. So what are your expectations for new achievement? Yeah.

At the same expectations I have for new rooster teeth Achievement hunter is now I'm gonna make that I'm gonna get that achievement our logo and put a big end Hey Jeff and I are gonna sue you Yeah, and Nick. And Nick. He's got a ring. No, I remember.

I remember. This guy didn't even know what Minecraft was. And Osama's son. No, he didn't know what Cloudberry Kingdom was. And Osana. Which is not Cloudberry Kingdom. Osana's gonna get you too. Oh, shit.

Yeah. Don't fuck around. Fuck around, get a straw. Not from Nick, but somebody. Stab you with a straw. Not from Nick, but somebody stabbed you with a straw. Please watch the ride along so you can see Nick suck the teat of his soda. It was freak style.

And then say, I have a straw in my pocket. And we all fucking lost our minds. And he went, I'm just kidding. Yeah. As we continue to avoid talking about the Wendy's food we ate, we also had a great live stream last week. Oh yeah. Which was yesterday for us, but last week for you.

Yeah, we played Mario Kart on a fucking broken TV. And dude, everything about that day made me sick. Start to finish. Switchfork, on sale, but then sold out, sorry. So we have a restock coming. We're getting more. Almost twice as many as we had on this order. So.

Double digits now. We'll let you know. I saw some people going like, oh, wait to get the new shirts to get, like to order it like the same time as this. This is gonna take a while. Yeah. Get the shirts now.

There are no guarantees that these shirts will still be around. Yeah, and also I don't know if they're ever reprinted. They'll be around. I love this shirt. The shirts will be around. I love this shirt. I fucking love this one.

Yeah. Great. Monkey hookup. Horny monkey. Horny monkey. Great. Monkey Hook Up. Horny Monkey. Horny Monkey. That's some, I'm telling you, it's a better name. It's a better name. We looked over at Nick and he was like in the middle.

We were saying Monkey Hook Up. We said Horny Monkey and he dropped what he was doing. Literally dropped. He was like, are you talking about him or asking for him? What do you want me to do? You want me to, should I go down the stairs again? Are you talking about him? What do you want me to do go watch that video from the live stream that we did on Instagram beforehand where Fluffle and it was talking. I don't remember how we got on I was mentioning Zelda. I talked about sleds

And then I'm like you should sled down the stairs. In the pluffle, I think. And then he immediately wants to get it. And he was gone. He was gone. Gone. Shove it in there, gets it very poorly set. It does not. Not even remotely ready.

It's too wide. Well, the stairs are very narrow. They're so narrow here. And he didn't really stop him. And then he, last second, dove head first. And left the pluffle behind. Here I go. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum It's a combination of having the guts to not think about it. Yeah, you don't need any guts now. He's brave

Yeah, you once it's going it's happening I think after we did guts don't help when you're halfway down the stairs, you know Brains are hitting the fucking tile at the bottom after we ended that Israel ice cream You just went that was like the most achievement hunter thing that we've done He's in. I think it was the most nah thing we've done. Ah. Jeff next.

Yeah. He's just slowly walking down the stairs one step at a time. I think Jeff had fun watching. He watched our show. That had to be the first time he's ever seen this show. Yeah. Other than the green light process to go,

yeah, you should make this. When he was in the room next to it and he went, this is good. Do you think he watched it and went, same show? Yeah, absolutely. Well, he was in the room next to it, and he went, this is good. Do you think he watched it and went, same show? Yeah, absolutely. Well, he was probably confused by that guy. He's getting more glimpses of that guy now. I would imagine he has gotten enough glimpses

of him by now. No, it's been a slow trickle of getting him to come out of a shell. How do we get him back in? How the fuck does that work? Where the fuck is it? Toothpaste bottle. Where the fuck is this shell?

Yeah, he's out of the bottle here. He's still somewhat in the bottle for the other show. They're squeezing though. I'm trying to... They're squeezing. Gavin is the one squeezing the hardest. He wants him out. He wants him out.

He's trying so hard to get the fucking monkey to come out and play. God damn. No, he's ours. Oh man. He's ours. These things must stay separated. I agree. You can talk about our show on that show, but you can't talk about that show on this

show. Even though we're in the same house now. What? Down there, we're recording! Don't worry. Oh shit, that was burnt. That was, I'm sorry. He's taking just the front room.

He's just taking the front room. And that over there, that corner over there is where Michael, Jeff, and Ray were standing. That's right. You can find- And this is where Fiona sits. Yep. There you go. You can find our new house on Ralph Alblenado. Come, come.

Oh shit. Oh, the dogs again. Oh no. Just make sure you don't knock. Yeah. It is a gun range now. Oh, that's right. Is it still?

Yeah. It's still, I don't know. That fuck yeah. Hey, what do we eat today? Wendy's. But what was it? Fuego. Yeah know that fuck. Yeah. Hey, what do we eat today Wendy's? But what was it? Yeah, talkies. Yeah Wendy's talkies fuego meal. Yep

Talk you hate talkies. Yeah, I don't like them and they made you sneeze which is Maybe itchy. They make me itchy make my nose itch. Yeah, I mean that's I don't I don't hold it against Takis. They're just not for me. Don't like them. I do like that. I like that they're rolled up, you know, taquito style. Yeah, but I do think they over season with their flavors. They like they fucking pound those things with the flavoring. Well, they pounded that fucking sandwich. And they pounded those fries. Yeah, those fries were nuts. The fries were the most egregious of all. And the fries didn't even taste like Takis. No, the fries didn't taste anything like that.

I don't know what the fuck they did with that. It was all the limes. The Fuego seasoning they put on it is just so much lime flavor. What's up with those fries? Those aren't their fries. Those were not Wendy's fries. Yeah, they were real thin.

They were thinner fries. They're not the regular Wendy's fries. Kind of soggier, like frusier. They were in their own separate bag that you're supposed to like shake up to get talky everywhere and then like rip in half. And some guy with a McDonald's uniform brought them. The whole thing was strange.

Yeah. So bizarre, but. I mean, I think this collaboration is kind of strange. But met a fan at the Wendy's. That's true. That was Yeah, he was into it. Well, what happened was you were ordering and then we were hanging back, but we were like behind you. You left a clear gap like we're not in line gap.

We also came in from another angle. And they were on the other side. And he was looking and I got a very clear like, are you in line? Oh, really? Look, you know what? Like, well, he's looking, but I filled in the gap of like, we're behind you, we're not right behind you, but like, are we next? And I, after a certain point was like, oh, we're not with this freak. Or we are. I was like, oh, we're with this guy over here,

this freak over here. You can get in line. He was like, big fan of you guys. And that was like, and then we went, oh! He said specifically about the podcast too, which was very cool. And then I showed him the picture. But he said. Yeah. And then I showed him the picture. Yeah, but he said off topic. I don't know if you all... And then I showed him the video of Nick sliding downstairs. He was like, where's... I heard that... Where's Jeremy? We're out of Wendy's.

I heard you've been hanging out with Ray Jeff. Where is that? What's the status on that? Yeah. Meh. But welcome to the new off topic. Not. No.

Not now. Holy shit. Oh my God. Treading itself. I don't know. It is coming back. It is coming back. Don't say it, I will show you.

It'll just be new achievement hunter, question mark. Nah. Nah. New off topic? Not. Not. Yeah. Are they making it or not? Exactly. God, I wish they'd stop fucking with us.

I don't know if it's real or not. We- It's not real. We're telling you it's not real. I wish they would give us a sign. Yeah. The thing that I really like is this is going to lead our fans, the good fans,

into a whole direction. They're going- Excellent. They're going to love it. They're so good. They're going to gaslight everyone else. See the artwork. Exactly. Yeah. Give me another Denny Grendan song. Correction they're going excellent Give me another Denny Grendan song

Me Jeff Nick and Ray on the off-topic set, but like there's there's new graphics Also Nick And also Nick is crazy. He's gotta be in the grass. That's insane. And Bernie's off to the side, he's standing there. Yeah, he's just like. Oh man, we talked about it in the last episode, Denny Grendan song on fucking repeat still. Yeah. Still good. Yeah, still good. Dude, incredible.

You can't talk to him. You can't talk to him. That's the part. Brian and our friend Andrew both knew Denny Grendan. They both love this thing. Brian texted me today and he just went, Hey, I just kind of clocked the part at the end where you say you can't talk to him, he's dead.

That's perfect. And then I just said he was Polish. Now he's Den Grinten. Now he's Danny Grinten. Andrew's like, why'd you bring this up to me? Now I'm Danny Grinten again. And I said, first you were Polish. And then I sent a voice note that just said,

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Whatever. I guess we skipped over Taki Pinions though. He talked about how we don't like them. I don't like them. I don't like them. We were also trying to find something else. So whatever. Taki Pinions, baby.

Yeah, we've been going to Wendy's a lot. Yeah. We've also been complaining about Wendy's a lot. Yep. Well, yeah. Well, hey, let's check it out. Until today. That's right. Now we're just complaining about Taki's. Yeah. We've also been complaining about when he's a lot. Yep. Well, yeah. Well, hey, let's check it out until today. That's right. Now we're just complaining about talking. Yeah. I know I keep kicking. Something's weird with the new setup. I think we're kicking more. It's cables and kicks. I feel like I because I have more space around me, I'm stretching more. Yeah.

This space has increased. Yeah. Everything else has increased. All your new space is back there. Yeah. Yeah. This is normal, right? Yeah. This is like, this is like, start doing is increased. All your new spaces back there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Hey, what's up, man, you being normal right now? Yeah Our last Wendy's episode was April 29th 2025, very recent, where we ate the Wendy's Cajun crunch chicken sandwich and received an average rating of 46. What do you remember from that? I was just gonna say I don't remember. I thought the last thing we ate was SpongeBob.

Yeah, nope. That was even further back. I don't get to eat SpongeBob. Yeah, I got the sticker though. Yep. That's how we knew which microphone was yours. This is the best part. Nope. This is the best part of that fucking meal. It sure was that fucker held on Yep

Wendy's fell off end of fact. No one what hang on by the way, you said end of fact and then continue Yeah, because this is conjecture. No, oh Okay, no one wanted to eat this we tried to find something to avoid eating at Wendy's it was never like this before pathetic We wanted to eat this. We tried to find something to avoid eating at Wendy's. It was never like this before, pathetic. Wendy's is not a place we avoided. Now we're actively, we were looking, I was like throwing out suggestions.

Yeah, I would rather go eat the pickle stuff at Sonic than this. But then I went, here's Firehouse Subs, and Jordan went, I think I'd rather eat Wendy's. I don't want to go back to this. You guys don't want to go to Shit House? Yeah, I don't want to go back to the shit There's another one over here like closer to the house No, no, no, we don't know shit. Oh, I'm gonna call ahead and make sure they got the show's pumping baby. Whoa

Yeah, what's up after closing all their Australian locations in 1985? Wendy's is returning to Australia with a location in Brisbane American burger superiority is going to have a tough time cracking the market, however, as local favorite Betty's Burgers is taking a stand with their calamari bucket and frickles. What the frick? What kind of country is this? They call ketchup tomato sauce, but you know they say it with that accent that makes you go, nah, low hanging fruit, but we're not above it. I'm Ari bucket.

Yeah. I try it. Dude, I went, I know when I was in New Zealand, saw a commercial for a McDonald's like special Big Mac that had fucking eggs and beets on it. Yeah. Oh, beet root is one of the things that Betty's burgers where it's like, Hey at Betty's Burgers where it's like, hey, try the beetroot and it's like,

is beetroot like a thing? Australian, it's so interesting because they're not British. They're like- Horny monkey will beat your root. They're like 80% British and then- He did not make a noise, he got mad. And then like 20% redneck. Yes, it's very weird. It's such a weird combination.

They, the only like American burger places, it's like McDonald's and then it's, oh, Hungry Jack, that's very weird. It's such a weird combination. They, the only like American burger places, it's like McDonald's and then it's, oh, Hungry Jack, that was Burger King. It's not anymore. Like it used to be, and now it's not. Now Burger King's a separate thing there. Oh, Burger King broke in? And then Wendy's is trying to come back and it can't.

There's like five Papa John's. There's, oh, maybe it's like three Jack in the box. Like it's such a weird smattering of what is trying to make it here and what's not. Like what the fuck is happening? I don't think Australia wants Wendy's. Like, you know. I don't think they want any of this stuff.

We don't want Wendy's. Yeah. Okay. They want Red Rooster and they want, You had the fucking pretzel pub. Yeah. What is this? What is it? Isn't that crazy?

They keep just, like, at least just be like, we fucked up, we sucked, we brought it back. Yup. Stop making new shit. At this point, if they brought it back, it'd be bad. I don't care, I'd still get it. Yeah. I'd be the judge.

I would know whether it was a return or not. Yup. But like, I just, at this point... That'd be the way to know for sure, honestly. They just keep making crap. I don't understand how, because it hasn't come back around yet. Yeah. It's been a while.

It's been a while. They've got two things that they do now. They either like try to create something new with crap they already had laying around. Yeah. Instead of like innovating and making a new like menu item. Mm-hmm. Or they go, hey, somewhat familiar brand, let's team up. I hate that shit. Yeah. It's really starting to piss me off. Yeah. But they got all those extreme. It's never for goddamn reason. No. Right. But they got all those extreme... It's never for goddamn reason.

No. Right. Like no one went, no one thought... Talkies and Wendy's, finally. No one thought like this was a good sandwich and Talkies is gonna be the one to make it happen. It was Talkies, we do whatever... Yeah, just put Talkies on it. It's some dickhead in a fucking meeting going like,

we go Talkies sponsorship. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. What can we do with Talkies? It's meal brought to you by corporate synergy. Crap first and then make a sandwich. Wendy's thinks it's 2011 on YouTube and they're just doing collabs with their favorite channels. What was the soda?

The soda? That you had today. The sour cherry. Oh, that was Powerade. Oh, it was Powerade. Powerade had like super sour sodas. I tried it and it was so bad. It was like, you know, in general, Powerade. Powerade had like super sour sodas. I tried it and it was so bad. It was like, you know, in general, Powerade,

when you drink it, kind of has that like, kind of flat coats your tongue a little bit. It was like that times a hundred. Oh no, was it sour? It was a little sour. You missed out. Yeah, yeah, you did. You're like, oh, this is so good, do it, really?

Yeah, I was behind Aaron and I was like, oh, it's so good. We were laying in the, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. And you tried it, I'm like, really? Yeah, I was behind Eric and I was like, oh, it's so good. We were laying in the get it, get it, get it, get it, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, get it, get it, get it, get it. And you tried it, I'm like, cherry, like I love cherries. I hate cherry flavoring and everything. You had stepped up at that point and you're like. I was behind Eric.

And you were like, because I was saying cherry sucks, it sucks, it sucks, and you're like, that's actually pretty good. And I looked at you and I was like, oh really? And you were behind Eric and you just went. And then I went, oh damn, Eric, really? You should get it. And we didn't tell you until later, I forgot.

It wasn't even important to know, like we tricked you. That's like the beauty of it. It didn't work. You didn't care at all and you're like, I don't care, I'm not getting it. There's no, it says sour in big letters, there's no fucking shot. I was like.

But the fun was like, you are never gonna get it. But the joke landed later when you were like, oh, well Jordan said it was good though, right? And I was like. But the fun was like, you are never gonna get it. But the joke landed later when you were like, oh, Jordan said it was good though, right? And I was like, yeah. No, it wasn't. No, actually. It wasn't good at all. No, you still got Trig.

I was lying. But then Michael got the cream soda Coca-Cola. Coke with cream. Because I was like, let me go my vanilla Coke. Vanilla tried and true. It's so good. And then right at the end they had cream. And I'm like, what's the difference here? But not the orange cream. Yeah, just cream. What's the difference between vanilla and cream? Because it then right in the end that cream and I'm like what's the difference but not the orange cream?

No, just cream. What's the difference between vanilla and cream? This is kind of the same thing to me and I went fuck it. I'm a good cream. It was yeah It actually is good. I'm gonna get it. Oh, yeah, you did to keep it cool because we have the fridge That's right. We have the fridge now. It's it's a real functioning fridge on the set I dumped out the sour cherry powerade and got that soda. Yeah. And it was really good. That's what it was. He looked at it and he was like, what happened to your?

And we were like, oh, it was terrible. Yeah. I got the, I got the sugar-free root beer. Let's give this hell. That's from Brett. I want to eat some. Yeah, try it open. I took some home.

They're pretty good. It won't be a chocolate bark. Yeah, we'll get into it. Let me read another, I guess, shit fact. Yeah. Oh yeah. We just call them facts on this show. Keeping it international, Wendy's is bringing the five pound biggie bag to the UK. That's like $20.

With an Instagram announcement reaching a whopping 97 likes. For context, there are 45 Wendy's in the UK, which means about two people per location were in this, which is good numbers if you're Rooster Heath in 2022 slash 2023. Remember when they kept putting that guy in the costume? You're talking about Gavin in the purple shirt. That must have been it. His costume. That must have been it.

We gotta get Gavin a wardrobe. His striped purple shirt. Where are the fucking salmon shorts? I still have a, I have a bathing suit at my house. Probably from when I lived, when we were at Ralph Ablenado. Oh, and you lived across the street. Sometimes during lunch, we'd go swimming. And I had a bathing suit for Gavin. So he didn't have to bring one.

And he had $20 in it. And I still have it. Whoa. It was his emergency. Dude, you get a five pound piggyback. There's a zipper. There's a zipper in the back pocket. Every now and then he'll ask me about him like still got it

That's good by the way. We made 14 bucks. Yeah, that's pretty cool when we were doing our music monkey readings Don't worry about it fucking spin it. Oh This is from Brett. Oh, okay. You went oh, this is red and sound like These are from Brett. It sounded like it was not. Oh, these are from Brett. Brett, boys are good, so obviously. We got those pineapples in the fridge, too. Yep. Yeah, I took one home and chopped it up already.

Cut some good cubes up. Was that one, the second one? One's yours, one's mine. I was not going back. I walked out and you were out there. I was like, don't forget your pineapple. I'm not getting that. Whoa, one more fact?

Whatever. No, I think we're done. No. Oh, it's right here. It's one more shit fact. Hey, thank you. This isn't conjectured. This is a fact. It is shit. A former Wendy's employee in Maryland was arrested after he was fired and returned to the Wendy's to set it on fire. Cool. The man had a quote, destructive device and attempted to light the establishment ablaze, leading to a first degree arson charge, which could net him 30 years in prison. We believe that this was simply a viral marketing campaign

for the talkie sprinkle meal that we ate today. So if someone wants to play this podcast for the judge, we're happy to be a character witness for this lunatic. Hey, judge, free the Wendy's arson man, and maybe he'll burn down a Bojangles racist ass sounding restaurant Bojangles get real just kind of going after Bojangles yeah I noticed that really well I mean if you can't Clem if you can't find him not guilty for doing this you have to implicate someone else and I'm

pretty sure it was Bojangles I'm pretty sure sure. I can't say for sure, but. Is that what they're gonna do with Diddy? Yeah. Like, they're just gonna find some. The verdict came in today. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah, wasn't it mostly not guilty?

Yeah. Yes, that's what I'm talking about. So Bojangles did it or what? That's what I don't know. What was he guilty of? Prostitution. The prostitution stuff, but not the trafficking or whatever. So he's going to go to prison, right? I think the max sentence is 10 years. Do you think he'll get

three? Do you think he will get killed? No, he'll probably go to a nice prison. Because here's what I think is going to happen. He has too many stories and too much stuff that can implicate too many people. And he couldn't say it before because there's a chance he could be not guilty of everything, which he was very close to. And now Ashton Kutcher and everyone else is like, he's gonna come out and write a book. He's gonna fucking bury us because he'll come-

It's gonna be called, If I Did It. He's gonna find God and he's gonna go on a tour around churches or something where it's like guys I'm changed. I'm a better man. Well, I mean that doesn't really damage anyone else But I think if the threat is there I think you got to Epstein them. Mm-hmm. What what he's gonna kill himself Yeah, yeah, he's gonna kill himself. Yeah. Yeah. He's gonna kill himself. Yeah. Yeah, Eric. Wake up. What are you guys talking about? No. Oh.

I've only made two movies. Yeah. Yeah. I think he should go back to being called Puff Daddy. You mean the rapper? You're talking about the rapper? You mean the rapper? I think there was a comment on one of the subreddits that was talking about Laser Team. They just, somebody said,

Michael has only made two movies. And I replied, what are you talking about? Oh man. Those are the facts. You guys learned a lot about Wendy's. That was terrible, dude. What? I learned about Bojangles.

Are they opening one in here in Texas soon? There's one up here in Waco. Oh man, those are the facts you guys learned a lot about Wendy's. That was terrible dude. What? I mean, what about Bojangles? Are they opening one in here in Texas soon? There's one up near Waco, there's one down by San Antonio. I think so. He's surprised and pissed no one told him. We talked about New Achievement Hunter for 20 minutes and it flew by. We did the facts for 10 minutes and it felt like a lifetime. What do you mean?

I looked up and I'm like, only 31 minutes? I thought we were going to be at like an hour and a like a lifetime. What do you mean? I looked up and I'm like, I was like, we're only in 31 minutes? I thought we were gonna be like an hour and a half. No, what do you mean? All right, turn the TV on. I wanna throw up. Let me zone out. I wanna get out. I wanna feel so fucking sick.

That banana chip bark was good, it took forever to eat. Yeah, it's chewy and it's really in there. I probably leave it out a little bit. Yeah, in the fridge before I ate them. Oh yeah, you probably... Yeah, I ate mine at room temperature. I didn't take into account. It took a while.

It was good, but I had to fight my way through it. Yeah. I won though. Always. Even when we lose, we win. We got this food and it had such an overwhelming smell that I'm not looking forward to getting back in my car. Yeah, it's probably still there. I'll be honest. We got this food and it had such an overwhelming smell that I'm not looking forward to getting back in my car.

Yeah, it's probably still there. I'll be honest, it wasn't that bad in the back. I didn't really get blasted with it. It was the bag from Eric and immediately. Boom. That's what happened when I grabbed it from the guy who wouldn't give me the bags until he came and put four talkies in it.

Talkies, talkies, talkies. Sir, your talkies, don't forget. And I just. Little man, little man. He's like,is, don't forget. And I just sang little man, little man. He's like, oh, the takis. And I'm like, oh, okay. He had them like in his hands. And then he went one, two, three. And then we just stood there.

And then he went, there's one more coming. And I just went. You could have let him have it. No. Yeah, I don't know. You're the only one who opened the taki. No, wait, did you open it? No, I'm not. I threw mine in the have it. No. Let him keep it. Yeah, I don't know. You're the only one who opened the talkie. No wait, did you open it? No, I'm not.

I threw mine in the trash. I tried. He opened it. He closed talkies. He opened it. The two of you have them unopened. I threw mine away, unopened. And I even told Jordan, threw it away. And he went, you didn't give it to him?

Him being him. He's so mad. He's so mad. Take it out of the trash. The trash. Shut up. It's still closed. Yeah, it's still closed.

Take it out of the trash, little monster. Yeah, up or down? Up, up, it's right there. Okay, I'll look at it. Yeah, it's get out of the trash little monster. Yeah up or down up Oh, I'll look at it up or down. We have one trash can right now Didn't you just didn't were you going about to and I thought you there's that there's definitely two they are Kind of like sealed together. They're nesting and so I tried to separate them and it did not work So I just bought them both up. I'll take a crack at it. I figured we could yeah, we could work on it Paul Exactly exactly So I just bought them both up. Okay, I'll take a crack at it. And I figured we could, yeah, we could work on it. We're done. Pull! Yeah, pull one and then we kind of yank.

Exactly, exactly. Yank and crank. The fries were crazy. They were crazy. The, and also, also because we've been going to Wendy so much and every time, in line with the following off, Jordan screams about no salt. Oh, and so this time, yes!

I'm getting salt this time. I didn't know what the fries were. I didn't know the fries were part of it. So I was like, we're getting fries, I assume, with the meal. I'm gonna pick up a little packet of salt because they're never salt, their fries aren't salted anymore. They fucking showed you.

I took a bite of the fry first and I'm like, I don't like any salt. Jordan was like, oh, spicy? I'm like, no. You're not gonna need the salt. So salty and dry. It's dry. I'm like, no. You're never gonna be dissolved. So salty and dry. It's dry. It's like a dry rub.

Oh my God. I was just like, all the moisture was sucked out of my mouth. And it's all lime. Yeah. Oh, it's so lime. It's not even hot. It's just lovely. It's a good.

You were talking about how there were some fries that were regular fries and some fries that were like talkie fries. I pulled out two, one regular fry, one the darkest red. I like these straws, like the color of her hair. The straw Nick won't use. Radioactive. No straws! Okay. I think that's it. There was no in between. There weren't ones that were like kind of half. It was like this one got all of it. This one got none. Yeah. And

you even tried to shake it up. I tried, it did not. It's not gonna do anything. They're glued on there. They're like baked into it, yeah. One of the last fries that I ate before just being like, okay, I'm done with this meal, my mouth is watering thinking about it because it was so overwhelmingly,

it was like licking the remnants of a talkies bag. And it was just everywhere in my mouth. It felt like it was in my eyes. It was so fucking strong. Whoa, in his mouth, his eyes. Oh, it was brutal everywhere in my mouth. It felt like it was in my eyes. It was so fucking strong All over the napkin clothes it was everywhere. They were like another napkin. They were like inferior super dry Nacho fries yeah Very close the nacho fries also kind of thin like that. They're thicker than that though. They are

Yeah, yeah, they're more sturdy? They're thicker than that though. They are thicker. Yeah, they're a little more sturdy. These were like a little sturdier. Because they're thicker, there's more like guts in the middle, so they're not as dry. They also give you a cup of cheese with it. Nick had to bring some ranch up in the ranch.

I had a ranch and the ranch helped a little bit. Yeah, because again, it's eating the driest thing, so you need something. Yeah. Brutal. This is, this is a long uh, oh yeah this is their, oh do you want to learn about the food? Well yeah because it's like they gotta really explain it to you. Yeah there's a lot going on. All right so the Wendy's Takis Fuego meal. Yep. Wendy's is giving fans a whole new take on Takis, combining Wendy's perfectly seasoned spicy chicken filet. So there you go, it is spicy chicken.

Topped with crushed Takis Fuego chips, chili lime sauce, creamy corn spread. That's the sauce. And a cheddar cheese sauce to create a one of a kind sandwich that is equal parts spicy, crunchy, and savory. Let me pause right here. OK. So it's the chips, the chili lime sauce. Yes. Creamy corn spread, which I think combined.

Yes. Cheddar cheese sauce. There's one sauce on it. Yes. So they took three separate ones and kind of put them all together. I guess so. I have no idea. What in the world? If you were to ask me, hey, was there cheese on this? I would say no. I'd say no. I would say yes.

I'd say there was a sauce. Oh really? Yeah, I could tell. Oh wow. I could tell there was a cheese base in, I don't know if it was the whole cheese, I was like, there's some cheese in here. Ooh, interesting.

Cause I always get cheese in my spicy chicken sandwiches. But usually it's just a piece. Right. I could tell. Yeah, cause it was not hitting like cheese for me. It was definitely like, what is the sauce? I'm a cheese fiend. I'm a cheese fiend.

I could sense it. That doesn't surprise me. I went, mmm, that makes sense. But the Takis takeover doesn't stop there. Fans can shake up their meal with Wendy's new Fuego fries inspired by Takis, taking Wendy's classic hot and crispy fries and tossing them, that's not your fries, tossing them in a tangy chili

lime seasoning served in a custom-made Tearaway bag to allow easier access to the fries perfect for perfect for sharing. What the fuck does that mean? Tear any bag yeah, but this one was confusingly perforated. I don't Yo, check this out. You got a Special fact sheet tear away You got a Tearaway fact sheet. Special fact sheet. Tearaway. What the fuck does that mean? It's a fucking paper bag. Well he didn't get the special one.

Mine doesn't do that. What the fuck? Our capture card's on the way. Alright! How about the TVs? What's up with the TVs? Walton Goggins said we still can't have it? We're getting three TVs delivered tomorrow. Jesus Christ! Yeah, you ain't got to I bought to hell

Yeah, so we're one Yeah, big one big one Yeah, bad one and then another one for the set over there For those so we should be said other company. Yeah. Yeah, it's for Bernie Yeah, he kept saying million dollars, but I get a TV. And we just went, okay, that's fine. Well, I'm giving the TV to see what happens. Yeah, so yeah, I'm excited to find out.

Yeah, the other part. Oh, there's more. I'm still reading. No, I think he's done. Custom made tear away bag for sharing or not. Available as the Takis Fuego meal or a la carte. Heat seekers can add even more Takis punch to their meal with a bag of Takis Fuego chips, chips that are only

available in the Takis Fuego meal while supplies last asterisk period. Why, why do they give you the chips? I don't understand. You don't need them. Why the fuck would you want them at that point? I bet that's like Takis insisted on that. Yeah, probably.

It's like, they gotta have, again, an unbiased march to various. I bet that's where it started. Yeah. We're gonna put Takis in every goddamn thing. How do we make this a collab? And then some brain head was like, well, we should put it in the sandwich.

Yeah, now here's what I would not have clocked. I clocked the cheese. The cream corn spread. What the fuck? When I opened it and looked at it, I'm just like, what? That I did not. It's like chunky.

Are you eating Selena Oreos? They're good. They're good. They are good. When I show, where are the boxes of those? Where can we leave them alone? Leave them alone. I wanted to help you.

I'll take one. When I open, in the end of the ride along, I open the sandwich and you can see like the corn in it, it looked weird. Why corn? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. in it, it looked weird. Why corn? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Because it's lime and whatever.

Did it not detect corn? No. No, my corn meter was not deep at all that well. I know that you're a fiend for cheese, he's a fiend for corn and he still didn't pick up. I missed it, dude. This was your time. It was right under my nose.

This was your time. It was right there. I think your nose was overwhelmed by the- I think that's why you kept getting itchy. By the sheer amount of french fries they give you. Quintar. It's like... They give you a lot of french fries

and they are really hard to eat all of the french fries. There's so many. There's too many. That's it too. It's not like a normal... Half of them are inedible. It's not like a normal amount of like, say you get a meal, you get medium.

It was a lot. It was not a medium number. It was like fucking two large orders of fries in a bag. That was so God damn it. I'm trying to move products. Holy shit dude. Get rid of these things. Oh, press material.

Again? Yeah, the audio froze and we have to go back 30 seconds. And it was the best 30 seconds. I'll be honest. There's some good stuff here. We're going to try to recreate it. Let's see what we can do. Eric was just saying, I admit it, I'm always wrong.

And we were like, no way. I lost footage I see. And then he tripped. Classic new achievement on here. Nah. Quote, at Wendy's, we know how to keep things spicy. And we love serving up fresh, famous collaborations that tap into consumers' passion points.

Thoughts? This is where I started screaming, don't tap into consumers' passion points. Fucking make fucking food. Bring back the pretzel pub, you cock suckers. This is what I yelled. And then I think I said something about like, the passion point is located in your jaw.

I said they're confusing passion points with pressure points. And then Nick started going, hang on, hang on, hang on. Yeah, Nick, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I said, you hit them in the passion point and then Nick started going hang on hang on hang on In the passion point their mouth open yeah, and I started with saying we lost footage we lost it over again. Yeah Eric was wrong Eric was wrong. He admitted it. He said since we're all gonna die Anyway, I'm glad it I'm glad I haven't before Since we're all gonna die. Really took the window to my sales. Anyway. You know what though, I'm glad it, I'm glad it happened before the year review. That would have sucked.

That would have sucked. All right, Passion Points, which made this partnership with Takis a no-brainer. It's a no-brainer. It just makes perfect sense. Finally, I've been waiting forever. I was just wondering, when is Takis and Wendy's gonna get together?

We've been saying that for so long. Takis and Wendy's should get together? We've been saying that for so long. Talkies and Wendy's should get together. They both end in E. Yeah. But not the letter. No. Said Lindsey Radkowski. May I suggest Denny Grunt? US Chief Marketing Officer for the Wendy's company. Well Lindsay, first what were you? Because now you're Denny Grendan. Lindsay, that sounds too Scottish.

By joining forces with such an iconic and beloved snacking brand. We a fucking superhero? We're turning up the heat and flavoring away only Wendy's can Wendy's you used to be able to We're joining forces Don't don't Sandwich please make the pretzel pub saying what a bunch of bullshit songs will kill you forever If they did pretzel pub and it wasn't good, we would have to blacklist them. In the hall, Wendy's, maybe even Long John Zilla would come out.

That'd be like insane. Imagine at the start of this show, even having this discussion and all of us agree. I can't imagine any of this at the start of this show. Say episode 10. Or something. Wearing napkin clothes and carrying a monkey made off a stage to get drinks? Nah. Well, I mean, I hoped. In my wildest dreams.

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I did not expect it. They said you review with me and then they sang the song. It was crazy. And then Lindsay texted all of them and said I love your singing voice. Yeah. That's pretty good. Well, we got three of them here boys.

And then Jordan started going the ham limit. Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Oh shit, 25. I would never go over the ham limit yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh shit 25 I would never go over the ham limit no no absolutely Heathcliff is a rascal. What episode is ham limit from?

Does anyone know? I'm searching everywhere. What's ham limit? I'm checking the let's play playlist. I'm not finding Jess Magic Bell for a ham limit. Well I think ham limit is from GTA 4. I think they said it in a podcast. I think Jeremy said it. I was in Matt's chat and Jeremy said it, I think. Could be wrong. Could be wrong.

All right, you review. I'll tackle Ivan. Okay, okay, get him. Get a load of this. Ivan S. Don't go here, save your money seriously. First of all, service here is completely ass Drive-through lady is a straight I was gonna say

be a good one. Okay, go ahead. Drive through ladies, a straight sleepy dumb ass. You ordered all she says is and what else and what else and what else rushing you. Secondly, get up to the window. Couldn't understand the banana boat residence at all. At all. They charged me wrong and gave me the wrong change back. I was asked to go to the next window to wait for my food before leaving the primary window. I told the sleepy dumb ass to please give me some sweet and sour sauce. Do not forget. Yeah, yeah, okay.

Please pull forward. Comes my food, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot no straws Nick's okay with that shitty service. Don't waste your money here. This people are the most useless people ever Some of this feels racially charged. I don't know in what way, but it's weird. Sleepy dumbass is phenomenal. It's like so like not that offensive, but like wildly offensive, but also doesn't really make sense.

No, like straight sleepy dumbass. She just keeps asking me, what else do you want rushing me? Yeah. How are you sleepy? How are you sleepy? When I'm sleepy, I go even faster. I don't understand what that means. I'm trying to rush to bed.

Oh, and then she's listening to what I want and asking if I want more. Every time anyone goes like, they're rushing me. They're rushing me. I don't know. They don't. They don't. They don't rush you. I don't understand. Even if they are, there's nothing they can do. He tells. You can take as much time as you want. Whenever someone's like, I was getting rushed and like, I got, like, stressed me out and I got confused.

It's like, just tell them what you want you to eat. Just give me a second. I don't understand. Here's the problem too. Telling the person in the first window, I want sweet and sour sauce. That's not the person to tell. But not telling the second person at the second window. I'm sorry. When they give you the food.

Also, not the first window, the primary window. The primary window. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, here I come. I'm at the primary window now. The main window. What are you? The primary window where the sleepy dumbass sleeps.

Straight sleepy dumbass. I gotta dumbass? I got I gotta say Pride month's over You review has given us such unique it's crazy It's innovative it really is from people all the headed behavior sleepy dumbass saggy bitch For people with like a fifth grade reading level who are like coming, but that's those For people with like a fifth grade reading level who are like coming, but that's those. I'm surprised it's not. Yeah, I'm surprised. It's not just like dumb, it's all sleepy, dumbass, baldheaded behavior, banana boat

residents. Yeah, this, this reminds me. I was watching like a thing on Instagram the other day and it was like, it was like a guy like pranking his wife. Just he was going out and he told her like, she's like, what time are you back? He's like, I'll be back in the morning. And she was just like, what do you mean? And he just kept like pushing it.

And she was like, get like, clearly agitated about it. But the one-liner she giving were so good. He's like, calm down, calm down. It's fine. She goes, I'm calm like a bomb. And then, and then, and then she stood up at one point and she said, you are chapping my puss, sir. And I was like, that's awesome. That's some U-review language.

Yeah, no, it made me think of that. I was like, this is awesome. Yeah, that's fucking great. This lady was straight up rushing me, chapping my pussy, sir. You're chapping my pussy. I saw that straight sleepy dumbass. Also, the service at this Wendy's was fucking great. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it was really good. The guy would not let us leave without the top.

He's like, I'm making sure you're getting all your shit. It's like, all right. I'm still not sure what a banana boat. I don't know. I don't know. But we keep saying it. It's like, all right. I'm still not sure what a banana boat resonance. I don't know either. I don't know, but we keep saying it and it feels like we shouldn't. Doesn't that do it? Isn't that sunscreen?

Isn't that sunblock? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So like white people? I don't. You know what I mean? Oh, then you need to stop saying it now.

You need to stop saying it. You need to stop saying it. Kyle gets a pass though. That doesn't make any sense. Oh man. Alright. Samantha S. This is the closest Wendy's to me at work so I have to order from here and they SUCKS!

Capital S sucks. They gave me the wrong meal. Once the didn't hand me back my CC and swear they did dot dot dot dot. I said when you find it call me. They called me when they found it. Today I got the wrong meal through the drive through. I would not complain but it had mayonnaise on it. This place sucks if you go through the drive through. I don't recommend it. Can you imagine going to Wendy's, handing them your card, they don't give it back and you go, okay. And you leave.

Call me when you find it. I'll show you. And then you drive off. But then also the resolution of that is they did. They did. They did. Anyway, I'm back in Wendy's. I'm back.

And then today, bad. Also Wendy's, I know like a lot of places, Wendy's is like the place that puts mayonnaise on shit. Yes! Yeah. That's all they do. I'm surprised there wasn't mayonnaise on this. I feel my action.

Everything about this, I know as a mayonnaise hater, I know I gotta be extra diligent at Wendy's to make sure it doesn't get on my stuff. I can't comprehend leaving a Wendy, handing them my credit card and going, this will solve itself. I can't contemplate forgetting, but handing them my credit card and going, this will solve itself. I can't contemplate forgetting, but even then, somehow say I forget, you're saying you didn't forget.

Yes. And went, you didn't give it back to me. And then they went, yes we did. And you went, OK. Yeah. Sounds good. If you say so. I'll be putting this in a Yelp review later.

I'll show you, you suck. I mean, hey, I would not complain. You're way deep into that. That's like the second to last sentence. You're complaining about two incidents. Yeah. One more. All right. I'll take Stan. You'll see. Okay. Take them on. I walk in, there was trash and garbage everywhere. Trash and garbage on the tables on the left. Trash and garbage on the tables on the right. Trash and garbage on the tables on the left trash and garbage on the tables on the right trash and garbage on the tables in the middle. We get it. It was everywhere. Trash and garbage on the tables on the right. I went back. No, because there's more trash ahead. Don't worry about it. On the plus side, there was no obvious trash on the floor. All there was was a tipped over cleaning cone partially blocking the front door. The cleaning

cone seemed peculiar after all. And it obviously been a long time since anyone had done any actual cleaning. The grand display of filth totally got to me. I could not bring myself to even order. There's trash everywhere. They're cleaning it right now. What do you think that looked like to like another neutral observer? The guy walks in. The only neutral observer there were the workers because it was probably a closed dining room. And that's why the cone was blocking the door.

He tried to keep me from getting in, but I tried. He went, hmm, cone blocking the door. How peculiar. And then he kicked it over and he went, there's trash everywhere. What are you guys hiding in here, trash? Show me now. I can't even bring myself to order. I'm out of here.

So close. What the fuck? Don't rush me, sleepy dumbass. Don't rush me! sleepy dumbass. Don't rush me! People, oh my God, that's just like, that fucking pisses me off. People always say like, they get rushed. Like, you're not ready.

I don't know how you're not ready. It's a drive-through. But also, no matter what they say, no matter how- The waiter was looming over me. No matter how fast they talk or slow, they can't do shit. You just tell them what you want. I don't understand. No, they have a secret button that You just tell them what you want. I don't understand.

No, they have a secret button that like jettisons your car out of the drive. It's like people get pissed because they're not prepared that the person talking is not at the exact same wavelength they are. Either they're too fast or they're too slow and they have to keep up with them. Well, she was talking so fast so I had to talk fast

and then I got confused and I know what I ordered and they gave me the wrong order. That's sleepy dumbass. Sleep straight sleepy dumbass banana boat bitch Fucking crazy. Well, those are your reviews, but we have our review of the Wendy's Takis Fuego meal Jordan? This thing was weird in that it was almost good.

Yeah You know? It was almost good. The... I think if you take the Takis off the sandwich that would have been huge I think I think it would be a game changer Well, and that was confusing because I kept thinking like if you take the Takis off the sandwich I think I might like it, but what is it without the Takis? Yeah, but I felt like it was something but now we know We know that it's corn and cheese sauce. Yep, and so like I was thinking that but I'm like if you take the Takis off

Is it just a regular thing? But we knew there was some kind of spread on there. And it was new. And I also, it makes sense why like, first of all, I will appreciate that I was not like fucked with talkies. Cause that's what the pictures are. 10 million, I was like, I'm gonna fuck this thing. They had about six talkies and they went,

yeah, and then threw them on there. They broke them up real good. But like, because of that, I was eating it going, well, maybe I do like it, but I just got like a light talkie bite. Then I'd get a talkie bite, like, oh, I hate it. Watching Michael eat this where each bite was an adventure, especially near the end where it became all talkie bites.

I think I thought I was gonna fucking hate it. First bite, I didn't fucking hate it. But then my expectations got too high. Yeah. And then I kept hitting landmines. Icarus style, you then my expectations got too hot. Yeah, and then I kept hitting landmines One thing for sure is that like it wasn't hot like spicy hot, but it did Like I guess it was Spicy chicken sandwich. Yeah, I'll get a little nose run from this

Yeah, and it's it's their best food. They got there It is. The spicy chicken sandwich is what they do only good now. It's true. It's the only whole load. What do you mean they got Powerade Sours? Saltless fries. Yeah, not these fries. Yeah, not these ones. The fries are definitely the worst part. The fries are crazy. You should go and get, if you're not even going to try the sandwich, go try these fries with friends and just go, what happened? My hands were so red just eating them.

Oh my God. Dude, you licked your fingers and it made my skin crawl. Yeah. Cause like, again, much like the sandwich, some fries were worse than others. Some would be like, almost I could eat it and not like wints. But then one I'd get and be like, some of them were just slow.

And every time I would just keep wiping my hands. I refused to do that. And I watched you do it and I was like, oh my God. It was crazy. I'm getting itchy again. Think about it. Yeah, it was a hell of a meal. So like on the whole, like the fries like really bring it down.

And like. And there's so many of them. Yeah. I don't know why. Man, I wanna... 46%. Wow, 46%. Okay.

I think, I think, not that it's like that innovative from their sandwich. I think if it was just that corn spread and the cheese sauce. The corn, the cheese, the lime, whatever. Now granted, what the fuck, how much different is that? Not really. But still, I think I would like I think those are the good bites. I'm like oh, I this is actually pretty decent But I just don't like Takis and they were it was so concentrated

I feel like you guys don't hate Takis and it was not like what the fuck no I'm fine with Takis. What the fuck is this? Yeah, there's a couple of those fries where you just go this is the fries are so much It's just not normal food. Yeah. No one like the regular person just walking going, hmm, I'll try that. I just can't fucking fathom. They go, wow, I really liked it. No.

It's stupid food. Yeah. They made it stupid. Yeah, it's a no brainer. I liked it more than I thought I would, but that's just avoiding the talking landmines. I'm gonna give it a 44. 44? Well, it's an average score of 45, which is one point lower than the Cajun sandwich that

we do not remember at all. I don't know for sure, but I'm gonna say that sounds right. Yeah, it really does. That's high for me. I was expecting a 20 from this thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was ready to hammer this thing. Dude, just the fact that it had

that spicy chicken filet helps a lot. Yep. Again, in between the talkie bites, you could taste it. Well, I'm- You said you're like, this doesn't taste like Wendy's at all. Then you take a bite and like, oh, there's Wendy's. Oh, this is the most Wendy's.

There's Wendy's. It was so weird. It's the least Wendy's tasting food that we've had from Wendy's. My, oh, there's Wendy's. There's Wendy's. It was so weird. It's the least Wendy's tasting food that we've had from Wendy's. My like, thumb is still red. And it got cut yesterday. Oh yeah, that was my fiendie. Glass box.

It's okay. It definitely stopped bleeding. It's still a talkie. It's still got a little skin flap there. Oh, and some glass. There were some bites that were so like foreign to, like, what is this? And then other bites are just like you just like this most Wendy's ass Wendy's in the world It's the bun the book you point out

It's like the chicken and the bun you get you get those bites and you go wow and then you have some fries and you Go, what does this belong to? Crazy, I wish I could see like what is going on behind the scenes. Yes fries. Yeah, I'm so curious about why are they different? Bunch of sleepy dumbasses. It's crazy, straight sleepy dumbasses. You gotta be specific. This feels like- Not even straight up sleepy dumbasses.

Straight sleepy dumbasses. This feels like it should belong to you. Hey, lady, you like men? That's what I thought, straight sleepy dumbasses. Fucking knew it. This feels like it should belong to a different restaurant, like Golden Chick or Church's or something. It should belong to no restaurant.

Yeah, it's, there's just something where it's like Takis chicken sandwich should be like a Church's thing. I just feel like even, even if you like Takis, Takis are so extreme to just put on regular fast food. Yeah. You know, it's not like a hot honey. It's not like, oh, even like Cheeto dust, like they're fucking Cheetos.

Yeah. Cheetos are tame compared to Takis for sure. Yeah, yeah. Crazy. Well, that's our review. Let us know if you try it. Leave a comment. But for now- Don't try it.

If you're a real Taki freak, if you love Taki so much where you're going, this is what I want, I'm curious if like this hits for you. You know? Oh, 4 meals together is 55 bucks. Wow. if like this hits for you. Yeah, you know Oh four meals together was 55 bucks Wow, yeah, like a lot. Yeah. Yeah, probably so many fucking fries You got a bad talking they're making the money back. Yep. Stop doing this shit Yeah, go to go to 100% eat dot store switch forks are being resupplied soon But the sauce industry shirt and the monkey hookup shirt are on sale, right?

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