Petty Revenge, Movie Reviews & Finding Love Offline
00:03Hello girlies.Welcome back to a lot on your plate.Your two besties are back in your lugs.How are you?I just feel like you could do this on your own.Start this, Zoe!I do, I thought that went really well there,and I just thought you could continue.
00:21We all know I could talk for fucking England,but we would all be so overstimulated.My eyes are wet.From me making you laugh.Yeah.The wet eye thing really annoys me.See, as soon as a wee gust of wind,The show went next to me.
00:35You had a watery eyes for the day.As soon as they start, they don't stop.Zoe's has been moaning about how tired she is.And I says, have you done anything about your iron deficiency?No, nothing.She stopped taking a supplement.She's not got a blood test.So I said, I have zero sympathy for you.
00:52Do you know what else I've not got?What?A strand of hair on my head.She's just had a flashback from a photo that we took in the old studio.And your hair is literally horrid.girl hair and then she was like where's my hair maybe these are actually tears said you I saidyou had it chopped off I just don't remember doing that you actually when I remember you had youwere like I looked we can all listen back to series two and three I'm horse girl I look like Taylor Swift
01:23and then you went and had like six inches cut off I don't remember the cut off being as dramatic assix inches it was something crazy plus layers which yeah obviously takes away thicknessyou need shape didn't you borrowI'm just in a fuck you world mood this weekso I apologize.Didn't somebody tell me it's like full mood and shitand everyone feels weird?And what else was I watching yesterday?
01:50Because I was at home all day I put YouTube onor it was Zoe Ray actually.Oh yeah?Molly May's sister and she put up a videoand she was like, I'm on my periodI'm not, so I don't for that excuse.But she was like, I just feel so downI had no idea why.
02:03Like I just feel like, ugh.And I'm like, that's me.Do you not reckon it's this is this?seasons changing.Maybe, but I love this season.Me too.I actually always feel fantastic in October.I come alive, but I'm a Libra.
02:16It's season, girlies.It's our time.Maybe it's just a downfall of Virgo.It's over for another year.But do you not think it's also maybe the factthat you've been so full on for weeksthat your body is almost like shutting down?Maybe it would enjoy a rest.
02:32Your body's been in stress, essentially,without you knowing, I know, but you have been.It's been constant.I wish my entire.would actually appear externally.No, you don't.It would make it a bit more...Like you would do something?
02:44Yeah.Whereas I'm just that I'm not stressed.But inside my body's like...But your hair's warning out, so maybe that is what it is.And my skin...I went to Emma last week and you said your skin is stressed.Did she?Mm-hmm.
02:55Well, I dehydrated.And stressed, yeah.So it's quite red and...It doesn't look at.And I was at Emma.That's why I'm here.Welcome to your 30s, honey.Welcome.
03:07You've arrived.But you know what? Life goes on, things could be a lot, lot, lot worse.Literally.I'm a lucky girl.Literally.So anyway, let's lift it up.Let's lift up the vibes.Do you know what?
03:19I actually walked around my house the day and I kind of tried to have that mindsetbecause I was feeling a little bit like, oh, this house, like it's just getting,it's just like a trail of destruction everywhere, that little toddler steps, his feet.Richard was like, I wonder where he gets that from.I'm like, Fairfox.But I honestly thought to myself when I was walking around picking up the things,like how lucky am I to be able to pick up things after you?Like how lucky am I to tidy this house that's fucking four times the size of my old flat?
03:46Like stop moaning and I know it feels repetitive and it's just silly, stupid little things.But I guess when you do have that mindset, everything just feel a little bit easier.Sometimes just help.Yeah.I think also if you're stressed with work, sometimes I'm like,I am actually scheduling Instagram posts.Like I'm not saving lives.Yeah, literally.
04:06But also, how lucky are you to be able to be busy and stressedthat you've got work coming in?Do you know what I mean?I know who doesn't feel like that.Some would say lucky, some would say not so lucky.No, but you're right.I know.It is what it is, Zazzi.
04:22I just wish I could take a second week and, like,I could do that and I can't.Yeah.The show must go on.I'm going to theatre tomorrow night.Everything will be fine.The theatre.What are you going to say?
04:33The waitress.Oh yeah, you love that one, don't you?Yeah, I made that a lesson to it for one time.Oh no, God, it was endless.I watchedbinge watch actually,which was fantastic.It felt fucking fantastic.
04:46To binge watch?Yes, sorry, because Jensenwas at nursery for three dayslast week consecutively, and I had quite a lotediting to do, and I kind of did what you did.I thought, you know what?I'm going to actually sit on the sofaand put something on the background.
05:00Could I physically put this thing on the background?And I was like, this is the best program ever.it wasn't the best program ever, but it was pretty good.It got me hooked.The blame.Michelle Keegan's new police drama on ITV.Right.Which program was Traitors on, BBC?
05:19Yeah, it was on ITV.And it was really, really good.If you haven't watched it, guys, you have to watch it.It's basically the usual sort of police drama that she's in,but it's about, I believe it part of it,or maybe all of it, but I think definitely a part of it,is true.Wow.
05:37And it's about a police forcethat basically have zero respectfor women in the work department.Standard, do I see it?Yeah, and there'scases of rape,you know, but I don't want to give any of the plot away,but Michelle starts noticing
05:52like the misogyny within the workforceand she's almost talkingto her partnerwho's a guy, is really nice.But she noticed that he never really stands up for it.He doesn't ever get involved,but he never really stands up to them.So it's like two different types of men.
06:08One, that's all about the lads, lads, lads,and the group chat, being vile about women.And then there's one that just sits and listensbut never says anything.And then there's another guy in the workforcethat kind of like, actually, you know what?This ain't fucking right.Right.
06:20So it's a little bit about that,but also then is the big huge investigationthat is twist after twist.But I'm going to watch that.Honestly, Zoe.And it gets to the point where it's episode twoand you're like, okay, they've nailed it.They've found who it is.
06:34it's going to be all about that.No.Then it's the next person.Then it goes back to that person.You're like, oh my God, so it is that.I like these shows.And then the last, I don't want to give too much away,but I have to tell you that the last 10 minutes,
06:45it all fucking flips again.And it's like, what?It's so good.I really enjoyed it.How many it?Six.I love that.Six, it's so good.
06:55She's brilliant in it.Okay.I don't know if I've watched it much, by the way.Have you not?Did you not watch the, oh my God, what was the last thing she was in?our girl?Yeah, no, no, not that.There was another one she was in a couple years ago.
07:08That was really good.And it was where the camera was in the living room at the end,and they got caught.Yeah, maybe they'd watch them with her, actually.Oh, God, what was that called again?Anyway, then, because I sent a listen to our group chat,our friend Molly, she's a massive TV lover,and I was like, Molly, you're going to love the fact
07:25that I've got so much TV that I want to watch.There's so much TV at the moment.I started traitors.Me too.I need to catch up on maybe last night's episode.No, it's not.not been out yet it's ThursdayFridays. Oh it's only two a week?
07:38Yeah. Okay so I'm caught up then.Only Thursday Friday. Right okay that's good toknow then. But I then thought you know whateveryone's talking about the gentlemanseason two everyone'stalking about. I knew it was out but I never really interestedin me that. Not really surehow I feel about Guy Ritchie's directing
07:56like I don't mind it but it isn't reallythe style of stuff that I usually likebut you watched it didn't you? Yeah I watched itand I did enjoy it at the time definitely but I've notwatched season two.Okay.Not even started it.So once the blame finished,
08:08I thought, you know what,this would be definitely good background TVbecause if it's going to be just like guns,violence, all the sort of same shit,I loved it.It is good.It's a comedy.It's fucking funny.
08:21Yeah, the brother.Everyone in it, I find everyone hilarious in it.I just think...Do you think he's hot?Theo James.Yeah, but I'm not going wild for himlike everyone else's though.I do think he's quite hot.
08:31But you know what it is for me?It's the posh.posh twat accent.If he hadManchester, brummy,Cockney accentScottish?Obviously Scottish.
08:43Irish?Irish.Anything.Yeah.Speaking of actually,Irish accents.Sat next to a girlat soccer six is
08:53just there at the weekend.And the moment she started speaking,she was instantly50 times hotterbecause she had an Irish accent.Why is every femalewith an Irish accent?so hot.
09:05I was thinking about that with someone another day.Yourself?No, because I don't have a nice accent.You do, people love your accent.It was an Irish person, and I did thinkshe just sounds so good to sit and chatting.I can't fucking think who that was,but I had the exact same thought.
09:24I don't think it about guys though, Zoe, Irish guys.I think it's a lovely accent, but...I think you still need to be attractive.But I think with women, you are so hot.YeahYeahAnd I watched a clip this morningof Catherine Zeta Jones
09:40On Graham Norton's showI had no idea she was WelshDid you know that?NoThey were basically interviewing her sayingThat she's just taking her first role everIn all the years she's been an actressActually using her real accent
09:54But obviously she's been interviewedAnd she was of course using her real accentI was like what the hellI thought she was AmericanI need to watch Graham Norton moreFunny.Because I actually really enjoy that set upand that kind of show.
10:07And I like Graham Norton, so that helps.But he's always got good people on.Like, it's good people.Yeah.It's like the people you want to listen to,that go on there.I need to watch that more.What was I going to say there?
10:20I actually watched Interstellar at the weekend.Thoughts?Have you seen it before?No, I don't think I have.Tell me your thoughts right now.Yeah, I loved it.But I do find those moviesslow at points. Yeah, it's intense. Like, see when it's just kind of like spinning through space,
10:36I'm like, right we get it, move on, like, what happens? Like, come on, I get it, space is cool,well done. Um, because I wouldn't say a pure geek out over space. So at those bits, I'm a bit,I just want to know if they get there or if they survive or if they get home, like, what's happeninghere. But my point to this is, I was then talking about Matthew McConaughey. So I think it wasmy brother and my mum. And how, to me,he's like a chick flick actorbut he's actually really not.Yeah.
11:05He's actually like a really amazing actor.He's a really good actor, yeah.Who then, they were then sayingthat he actually came out and spoke aboutthe fact that he had a kind of unplanned breakfor a while because he was just getting givenloads of films that he didn't want to go intowhich were quite chick flicky.
11:20Okay.And then eventually he did do one and then that kind of became his genre for a while.Whereas that makes sense because to me that is him.What was he in with the...Hmm.Hmm.North Wall StreetHe was good in that as well
11:35Wait, he's in thatWhat? He's the guy that does thatYeahI've not seen that in so long by the waySuch a good filmI would never have said like he was in thatObviously I would know if I watched itBut yeah I really liked him in that
11:50And he is a really good actorWhat's the other one that he was in thatHe won loads of Oscars forBrokeback Mountain?I don't know if I've seen thatI want to do a thingand you can write in, like, films you must watch.I need to look at, like, 10, in fact, more than that,
12:11of, like, the best films.So this is what I did last year, remember?Yeah, I remember us having this conversation.And that's why I watched Interstellar.Like, the most popular rated film was things like,like, Kill Bill and...Yeah, like, proper, like classic goods.Yeah.
12:25Like 10 out of 10 films.Because I think I have watched a lot of films,but I don't know.I'm sure, sure Shankford-Demichson's up there in the top ten.but what's the ones that everyone always loves?Like, a lot of the Marvel ones are in it as welland I just can't do that.No, I'm not a Marvel fan, I'm afraid.
12:41I don't really plan to be either.What's it called?Internet Movie Database, I-M-B-D,top 10 movies of all time.Here we fucking do.Shortchurched Redemption is number one,best film ever.Zoe Quinn.
12:55I would need to...That is the greatest movie of all time.My number one of all time.It's three-mile type film.Oh, I love the game now.It's fucking unreal.It's three hours long though, so prepare yourself.I know if I've seen it.
13:10I think I have seen that.No, Zoe, that's not good enough.You wouldn't even question if you'd seen it.It's unbelievable.No, I've seen that.What's it about then? What's the plot?I've just read it.No, don't then, because you'll spoil it for people.
13:26No, I'm sure I've seen that.I'm sure I've watched that recently.Anyway, it didn't obviously have that much of an effect on you then.No, but you know, my problem is, like, once it's watched, it's kind of...Like, unless it's like a...We know you don't deep things, so, yeah, we get it.Unless it's like a chick flick, like I'll just put it on and repeat,it kind of like a...
13:47I need you ride it down that I've watched it,because a lot of films at that to me are quite similar.Yeah, you are right, I guess.Do you know what I mean?Do you know what's really, really strange about Shawshank Redemptionis my nan made me watch that at a very young age, right?But it is a poor classic, that's probably why.And if I vaguely remember, I must have asked her her favorite film,
14:06and they had it in like a tape, video tape.DVDs weren't even out then.No.And I remember them putting it on, and her making me sit there and watch itand being like, this is the greatest film of all time.And it was definitely, but then I remember loving it.Like, oh my God, that was so good.I must have been no older than 10,
14:23because it came out when I was four.I need to watch that again to know if I have watched that,because I just read the plot and it feels familiar.Okay, maybe you should watch it again.Right, let me read you the top ten.Shoreshank Redemption, the godfather, never seen it.Me neither.Richard says it's criminal that I've not seen that.
14:41The Dark Knight, I've seen that.I've seen it, watched it quite recently actually.The Godfather, part two, number four.God, it can't be that good, surely.Lord of the Rings, fuck off.Not for me.No.I'm only joking.
14:56Angry men?It came out in 1957, never heard of it.Shinla's list, I've seen that.I love that. Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring.Pulp Fiction. That's the one I made, not Kill Bill,because she's at Uma Thurman's in it as well.Pulp Fiction, have you seen that?Yeah. It's my brother's favorite film.
15:15Why is Lord of the Rings in it again? You don't warrant being three times in the top ten.I just feel like, see things at Lord of the Rings that you should, you're allowed one place.I agree. Look, it should just be like the sequel as one place. I don't think it should be,I don't think you should take place for other. No, I know.This can't be, this can't be right. Inception, that's a fantastic film.I've seen that.Forest Gump, duh.And then there's like Star Wars, The Matrix, Interstellar,
15:38Goodfellers, one flew over the cuckoo's nest.I don't think I've seen that, but that's a classic.The Silence of the Lambs.I've seen that.Scary.Saving Private Ryan, that's brilliant.And the Green Mile,Back to the Future, Star Wars, Gladiator.
15:57You name it, Kill Bill.It's on there and all.I have seen, I think, most sort of like,classic ratedvery highly filmsbut there's justsee when you're looking for a film rightnothing annoys me more
16:10than the fact that I can'tlook at that and like choose itout of my own willI need someone to say to mewatch that's really goodlike I can't look likego through a scroll of films and be likedo you want to try that without it
16:23knowing that I've heard it beforedo you know what I think the problem isI need to recommend you to me there's too much choicethat's what I was about to say I think that's the problemin this day and age isthere is far too much choice out there.Why am I looking at Netflix and telling you there's nothing to watch?I know.
16:37We're all filmed by it.When we were young kids, we used to sit on our sofa with our grandparents or our parents,and we were made to watch fucking Coronation Street you send us in Emmerdale.Yeah.One after the other.I know.And that was TV.Then you would watch things like Saturday, what's it called?
16:51Like the big breakfast in the morning, top of the pops.Your only option?But everyone, it was so good because they put their all into it.Have you heard the X Factor?might be coming back. I think that'll do so good now.She mean pop idol? No, X Factor.Isn't that still on? No, it's not been on for years.What? It's on everywhere. Oh, I'm thinking of Britain's got talent.
17:12The X Factor is apparently coming back. The X Factor was so good and it's prime.X Factor was excellent. So good.Also, I've been watching Bake Off.Thoughts? I love the Bake Off.Is it a celebrity one or not?No, not celebrity. But it's Nigella.Nigella Lawson?Nigella Lawson that's on it now.
17:31Gorgeous.With what?She presents it?She's doing it with Noel.Oh yeah?God, I love that woman.No, she's doing it with Paul.She's like replaced Prue.
17:44Yeah, I don't really know much about her, by the way.What?Yeah, she's not my genre.Microwave.That's what she goes in microwave.Yeah, I know that, but she's not my genre.No, she's not.It was taking me a wee while to warm up to her.
17:56Yeah, she's quite dry.Yeah, and she eats like.Yeah.Why does she do that?I don't know.I don't know.Maybe.It's quite dragging it.
18:05But anyway, it's such a feel-good watcher, I think.I love getting like a wee something in for a Tuesday night by a cup of tea whilst watching it.It's quite cute.She's like the sexy person in cooking.Yeah.Then you've got, like, do you remember what was her name?She used to be The Gardner with Alan Titchmarch.Can't speak because I've got my braces in.
18:26No idea.Oh, maybe that wasn't your genre either.Oh, my God.Alan, what was her name?Charlie Dimmock.Charlie Dimmock.But this kind of moves me on slightly to,I was thinking of Marilyn Monroe right the other day.
18:40This is random.She was obviously that sort of pin up sexy, cavacious,promiscuous sort of woman back in the 50s, shall we say?Is it 50s?I think so.Probably, yeah.And you know all this hate that Sidney's getting at the momentfrom the advert that she did?
18:59It made me think about,about because I suppose tabloids and everything so in your face now, so available, it's so there, we can see it all.I wonder what that would have been like for Marilyn Monroe being like that all those years ago.Yeah.Right. And now she's not with us anymore and she died quite young, right?She's then seen as this icon.Like everyone sees her like, oh my God, she's so sexy.She was, she really celebrated her body and her curves and all that jazz.
19:26She's not really known that much for her acting, shall we say.No.But Sidney Sweeney, she also gives me similar vibes right.And it almost makes me think, like,do you have to be so out there and so a type of way in this day and age nowwhere you are sadly hated for doing whatever you need to do?To be the membered sort of thing.Yeah, will she then be seen as in years to come of our generation of the actress
19:50that kind of stepped out of her comfort zone and was, you know what I mean,by what I'm trying to say?I mean, maybe by the way, because the other thing is Marlon Monroe to us,we're like legend rightand yesyeah but why she wasn't an incredible actress thoughyou know I know but alsoback when she was
20:08who she was it was evenless accepted than more it as nowso it definitely wouldn't have been an all-rounderlegend feeling for herno exactly like it would have came with a lotbecause we only know her asit's probably very similar yesto what you're saying we only know her as
20:26we went alive when shewas. So we couldn't experience what the tabloids probably said about it, although back thenyou probably only seen it in papers. It wasn't like so readily available to you on your phone.They would have been even worse than what they would be now. Yeah, I think so. And ways,because even back then women should have been covering up even more than what they should now.Yeah, very interesting. She is so hated though. She is, isn't she? Yeah. Well, no, she's not,not by everybody, but what we see online. I know.I know.
21:00Crazy.Anyway, going right the way back to the gentlemanwhen we got started like this fucking, we digress.I loved it.I love it and I'm about to start season two tomorrow.Right, I might as well then.Yeah.But I need a recap.
21:18So what did you need a recap on?It was just basically, it fucking...Was it a death at the end?Yes.I'm not going to tell you.No, but I can't remember.Because they were going to have spoilers for people.I know, sorry, I can't remember.
21:35But there was a costume.It was just, the costume was not in what, right at the end?The chicken costume.Oh yeah, that was in the first few episodes.Was it all right?There was a lot of deaths.But what makes me laugh about it is it's just bad guy after bad guywhen they kill one and there's somebody else involved.
21:53It's just constant.It feels like you're playing a game of Grand Theft daughter or something.Which, by the way, is coming out.Have you seen Jason talking about it?Yeah, he showed me very.videos and by the way how real?The way that people do these games now is unbelievable.I can't believe it.
22:07How is that not real people?If anyone that doesn't know, Grand Theft Auto is probably like seven or something is comingout soon and the graphics are next level.I've just been watching people play it on YouTube.Yeah, Jason does that as well.How fucking.It's really strange.Before we move away from TV, by the way, I went to see Beretty.
22:26Oh my God, give me your thoughts immediately.Spoiler alert.six out of ten from me.Wow.And I'm generous in the TV department.You are generous in the TV department?I think Mamma Mia's unbelievable.So movie lovers will be giving that a big fat zero out of ten.
22:43I'm feeling like Molly's going to say two out of ten as she even watches.She's not going to watch that shit.What I would say is I loved the book.I think the book was really good, really, really good book.See, I didn't think it was that good.But if you think about it, it's very just like back and forth the book, right?It's not kind of like through a big story.It's just like her point is kind of given at the beginning.
23:05Yeah.So to put that into a film, like where's the story really?Okay.You could someone actually put a story up.It might even be Andrew Weakroft and he or his man Grant.And one of them said, because I read a lot of the books that Andrew Post.I think I quite like the same things he liked.So I was quite intrigued to say what they thought.
23:25And he put it perfectly in saying,you could have fell asleep for half an hour woke up and not missed anything.It was that kind of thing where like, I don't want that.I want to not be able to miss it.All right.I don't want to be able to go to the toilet and come back.It would be fine.I want to be stressed about going to the toilet.
23:40It was just very much that.The guy in it, I don't find, is hot.I think that, you need that.And that changes a lot.Yeah.There also wasn't a lot of that in it either.Whereas in the book, I felt that that was really built up,was that they were kind of...
23:53It was like sneaking away....to like each other a bit.And don't get even on.There was a few moments where I got the fucking fright of my life.Oh.Oh, really?There's a couple of jumpy bits.But yeah, I just, I don't know,
24:05it just was not as impactful as the book at all,but it never is.As a reader in the past couple years,I now agree with the book's always better.Do you?I do.Well, surely it is.It's going to go into more detail, isn't it?
24:19It is so much more detail.And your imagination is,you're always a bit let down, aren't you?Because you've kind of summed up all these characters in your headand then it's like, you didn't look like that.Also, Dakota Johnson's just 50 shades of great.me. By the way, I love her, like her real self. Yeah, I like it as well. A lot of myexplore page is her just doing interviews and stuff and I'm like, she's so funny.
24:39She's just not shy of getting her tits out on TV and I'm here for it. I mean, I knowit's what she's told to do in her films, but she's kind of that. Yeah. Which is funny becauseshe's so not Sidney-Sunei. Well, do you know what I mean? What does that tell you?No, I know. What does that tell you about the world?I know. Verity. I wouldn't wish your money going to the cinema to see that.everybody I would one get it on theyepon the on the oop
25:07on the i oopon the bjust wait till it's on an Amazon time or somethingokayokay and what's next in that departmentis it seven husbands of Evelyn hugooh please don't let us downyou think that's going to be a serious though
25:25yeah I got told that I got told it wasallegedlythat it's going to be a sevenseven parts.Each one would be about the seven husbands.Yeah, I would like that.I could be wrong there though.But that would be good.
25:37Not would be.Would be.Toy Story 5 is finally on Disney.I know as if you watch it again.Cool, I wash it every day.What do people think that shit?I couldn't disagree more.I think it's quite good.
25:50I cried multiple times.It's not the best.Who say it was shit?Loads of people online.Say what about it?Jason does ask me shut up.People just say it.Yeah, but who?
25:59See, when I say to Jason.But I've not seen one hate it.So tell me who.Someone said it in a chart or something like that right.One thousand.See when I say to Jason or like scrolling through.Even if I'm saying a restaurant, I'm like, people say naturally good.He's like, who?
26:14And I'm like, just people need it out of at who.I'm like, you just hear it.Like, it's just noise.Like, I can't tell you names.It's just noise.I hear noise people saying this film's good or I hear noise.So everyone's going to listen to this podcast and then they're going to go to their mates.We're not going to see Verity because everyone's saying it shit.
26:30Who?Everyone who?Zami Quinn.But it's just, you know what I mean?It's just external noise you hear of like a generalconsensus about things.I don't have names for you Jason.I don't write down as six people I've seen
26:40that's a good film, shut up.Just put it on.Honestly.I love Toys R.5 so much.It's not my favourite.No, it's not my favourite.But I really like the message behind it a lot.Is it two that's the best one?
26:55Two's amazing.No, what's the one that they're all going down the trash?Is that too?And then the aliens can't miss them.and it's fireand they're all holding handsThat's three I thinkThat's a tear jerk of that one
27:05I've been crying a lotAt things recentlyI think it's the 30sBecause I'm not a cryerBut I'm cryingOkayThe tear ducts have turned onWe're here, we've arrived
27:18It took 30 yearsBut arrivedIt developedNo I was crying atA video that I was watchingOn TikTok definitely the other dayWhat else was a crying atQuite a few of things
27:29toughit's toughI can cry looking at cookieevery dayshe's gorgeous girlI don't know how people have kidsdo you'll just cry every dayno
27:42I don't cry every dayI don't really know how to explain itI justlook at him like how are the fuck you realI know what it was I was crying atwhatthe half marathon in Glasgowoh yeah
27:54I wasn't crying but I was close to cryingthere was just likedads running itolder men and womenthat me and Adam are waitingbecause my brother van and so these girlfriendswere waiting to watch her finishso we were standing for quite a while
28:08and there was just so many older peopleand I just thoughtthat's actually emotionalyeahI don't know how people do a full marathonI get why people cry at thatif I did a half marathonby the way I'd cry when I finished it's what I'm going to tell you
28:23yeah but I think that's amazing thoughit's a huge achievementsuch an achievement that might want to do itI cry when you ran 5KI think I did as well.It was it 10K?10K. Sorry, 10K.That was emotional.
28:36But what I wanted to say about that wasactually one of her listeners stopped meto get a picture after she had ran the half-manetand I thought, ah, should be getting a picture.With you.With you.And I'm going to tell you who it is.It was the girl who ran past you in Oben.
28:55Do you remember?You were in Oben and someone shouted.She was out of run.No, that wasn't open.Barra.Barra, yeah.Barra.I was at the airport.
29:02Stop it was.How weird is that?She loves to run.No, I know.I thought that myself.I thought you saw Jeff running now you saw me running.Kind of weird.Anyway, well done to her.
29:13That's so, that's amazing.Well done everybody.But I thought I should be having it.Hopefully next time you do the full onewe'll have a nice two and a half hour podcast for you.Just before we go into some of our feedbackfrom previous things we've spoken aboutand a dilemma, did you see that Sephora's coming to Marks and Spencers?
29:31Yeah, by the way, what the hell?That's cool, isn't it?Well, it means to like,PardonIt will be whatSalahIt will be at the fort probablyThat's a big evidence
29:46I was going to say select to storesWe figuredThere'll be no point in it going to silver barnAnd if it does fuck offGo to the fortNo but what I was going to say isAlso is the fort not the eminnessIt's meant to be really expanding
30:01What?I've seen that a few timesThe fort's expanding?The M&S is meant to be expanding.Please don't make that place any longer.It's like a wind turbine.No, no, it takes some out of timeand get from one side to another.
30:13Do you know, when you're at one end,you're like the fucking DK Maxand you look at the MNS and it's like,so far.You need to part in the middle,so it's kind of like a,you almost need to go up and downand get back because your car's there anyway.
30:25Yeah.I've not been at the fort to be well, actually.I've not, you know what?Because we both love Silverburn so much now.I just prefer being indoors.Same.And obviously all the good.all the good shops are there now.
30:36Yeah.What did I see?Else was coming.I can't remember.Anyway, just before I came to this podcast,I thought, you know what?I'm going to treat myself to a wee lunch.Wow.
30:48I had a wonderful experience on my own just there, Zoe.I went to Mateo's.Nice.Sandwich shop, new sandwich shop.How was it?In Merchant City, it was, without a doubt,more than 10 out of 10.Wow.
31:04And I need to explain to you why.Okay.To a lot of people, a sub is a sub, like a big pastrami, turkey, you name it, right?But it's definitely different.Okay.Okay.Okay.First of the place is cool as hell.
31:18It's quite hipster, but it's cool.Okay.When you're walking, you're wafted with the smell of, like, strong cooking.Sorry, close your ears, but like proper smoked bacon.They're, like, frying it all on.They do breakfast sandwiches?Sorry.Do you not like the smell of bacon, though?
31:32No.I don't eat pork.I can't tell you how off eating...Okay, fair enough.She is, Zoe's literally not eating it now.But let me just get you up the menubecause I need to discuss the difference of it, right?So, firstly, I thought I'm going to go for the turkey sub
31:51because it was the one that I really wanted.Christmas and all that?No, like, it's just like sliced turkey with the ham.No, I know, but we're in the bear months.Yeah, here we are, in the Burmonds.Right, so I went for the turkey club.Slice turkey, streaky baking, sharp provolone.What the fuck is that?
32:11Some sort of cheese.And it says, the works, right?So I was like, oh, what's the works?And it says, The Works is our house recommendation.It's shredded iceberg, sliced tomatoes, vinegar, peppers, and sliced red onion,the juice and jazz salt.I was like, okay, that sounds special.Got there and he was like, do you want the sesame or the salt and pepper sub?
32:33I was like, oh my God, I'm going to have to go for the salt and pepper.It was the most beautiful.I think they must make themselves or something.Nice.Because it's not like bread I've ever had anywhere else in my entire life.And it's like crispy on the outside, soft in the middle, season to perfection,endless, generous slices of turkey, but really good quality turkey.I sent you the picture.
32:54Shredded iceberg where it's like perfectly fine.It's not soggy.It's like proper, like crispy.And then it's got some sort of special dressing in it, which is just everything.that I love, which I think is like the jazz salt,and it's got like some sort of vinegory, sweetdressing over it.It's fucking gorgeous with the sweet peppers.
33:13Honestly, it was a taste sensation.I got a little cookie on the side,a rhubarb little spritzing can thing.I sat in my car and I was like,this is incredible.It was like something I would get in New York, honestly.You were having a good day?Do you know what?
33:25I thought it was very well priced as well.I think it was nine pounds for all that.The cookie.The sub was fucking massive and a can of juice.That's not bad thing.And I think, you know what?That is such good value.for money.
33:34Everyone in there was lovely.The guy was havingsuch a good chat with mefor ages.Lovely.Lovely, pleasant experience.Honestly, you can sit in there.Please go in.
33:43How did thatcompare to yourlettuce burger that you gotat the weekend?You fuck on!So we went to five guysafter watching Richard playfootball, which we also
33:54missed half ofbecause Jess was late.No, no, no.I was told the wrong time, please.And we went to five guys.after and JessI don't know what you were thinkingyou weren't as what I'm going to say
34:09I wasn't really that hungryand I did say that before I was like I'll have a five guysbut you did opt for thewhat did they call it? Lett's burgeryeah how was thatit wasn't goodguys and I know we've said out in the podbefore but I had said
34:26in and out do it in America it looks so goodI love the crunchand I was like oh my God I forgot that five guys nowdo it I'm going to have this lettuce burgerEveryone around that table was looking at me like, you're a pervert.I was like, why?I think this is going to be delicious.It was rotten.
34:41It was so messy.It was messy.That's what puts me off about these, it's the same as language,it's these big things that you can't fit in your mouth in one piece.It all starts falling in all that.But you know that sandwich I just had there, that sub.I agree with you in that.Some of the bread, it goes soggy.
34:55Yeah.And I had one from a sub place the other day.It was really nice.I think it was called Sub 1-2-6.It was nice.But it was, the bread is,more softer so everythingwas a bit more wet and it all falls out
35:07and then you're not actually getting all the flavours at oncethat's why I don't like them was like it was crispy and reallysturdy to hold yeah they've reallythought it through yeah yeah so you're notrecommend the five guys let's burgerno but I think it's fantastic for people thatprobably can't eat glutenyeah and maybe people don't want to be like a lower calorie
35:24but I didn't have it for that reason because I had a whole bag ofchips after but yeah I thought you know what I really likethe crunch of it I'm not that fussed about the burger bunlet me give it a tryno it weren't for me thatraggitsragretswhen I was sitting watching the gentleman right
35:44somebody messaged megirls just to say thanks so muchfor the info on the shuffle appI used it for the first time last nightin ghost ghostand got a 120 pound backon a 310 pounds billliterally shuffles
36:00it shuffles a number and we got 39% back of our billso I was likeLike, that is fucking not.So I shared it to our story.Didn't think anything of it.I then went on to the shuffle app.Richard told me weeks ago that he went to Grosso.Right?
36:14And I literally a few days before, I said, download the shuffle app.And he did.I went, oh my God, did you use your card?He went, no, because I ended up putting it on the joint account.Not realizing I put it on the joint account.We hadn't connected, I hadn't connected the joint account card to it.So I didn't get the money back.I was like, you twat.
36:29Anyway, I had connected shuffle app to my joint account,my business account and my personal.So I opened the app just to see what else was on there, right?And then it was like, shuffle a number.It went ping.It said 49% back from Grosso.I was like, I ain't been Grosso before.But obviously because he paid for it on that.
36:47Yeah, it's him.I think he said his bill was like 35 pounds.It wasn't a lot of money.And he ended up getting something like 17 pounds back.That is so good.So I just got it and I sent him the money.I was like, by the way, you've got a 17 pound back from Grosso.You're too honest.
37:00I am.Anyway, then when I shared it to our story, we got more.someone who were honestly unrealwe got £79 back off Ralph and Finns yesterdayand they sent me the screenshotI used this at the Delphineand got 187 pounds backGirlies, what the fuck are you buying?
37:15Leave it on a deal, I think.Get us deal out.Look, there's a girl sent as a screenshot there42% it was Grosso. Thank you so much for theRekko, 75 pound back from Grossoafter the most amazing post run vodka pastathat must have been after the...Nice. Oh, I know how nice to be treat
37:28getting your money back as well.And then somebody elsehas messaged just heresaid a nice little message at the start,but saw your post today about shufflingjust before we visited Grotto with the kids.Not only amazing food,but we got 50 pounds off our 110 pound bill.
37:43And then somebody else said,I second this.It's amazing.I got 35 pound back at the Noble on Friday.Thank you so much.So, they for fucking go.Our code is A-L-O-Y-P-26,all-in-capital letters for new members on the Shuffle app.
37:56So please use it.It's so freaking good.And there are our own pod piggyers sending us feedback.Check it out.It's available on.Glasgow, Edinburgh, Manchester, Liverpool, Liverpool, and I think it's going to be London very soon.Very soon.Love it, great feedback.
38:18It's your birthday, next week!What the fuck?Happy birthday to you, have birthday to you, and happy to you, and birthday to you.You snake!I'm going to put this behind me.Oh, that's so cute.Sorry.Go out and make a wish.
38:38Oh my God, is that old school cake?Yeah.Wait, let me get a pick.No, let me get a pick.Okay.Beez.Right, blow out.Make a wish.
38:55Yeah, of course.Did you go to the toilet?No, that's what I was doing.I forgot it to my birthday next week.No, I know.I really expected to do that much early an episode,but the opportunity didn't really come up.Because I didn't shut the fuck up.
39:09Yeah.But we can keep it there for Patreon as well.If you can see it.Yay.Oh, thanks.Yeah, guys.By the time.you listen to this pod, I'll have been, I was 36 yesterday.
39:19Yeah. So there you go. Not giving your present yet though because, one, I don't have it.I don't want anything. I don't want anything.Well, I'm getting your present. I love buying for people.Thank you, Zerri. That's so special.You're welcome, doesn't that look nice? You take it about you that.Yeah, I've got my brace in though. Where's it from?Partianope. That's why I went there.What? I know.
39:40Oh my God. They do those big massive slices at old school.I love old school cake so much as well.Delicious.Oh my God.Delicious.Delicious.We birthday girl balloon.Thanks.
39:57Thank you so much.You're welcome.God, it's full of birthdays around here.I know, we actually are close together.We're literally like two weeks apart, by the way.And everybody thought about that.Three weeks apart.That's so cute for us.
40:11Very cute.Right, thanks.You're welcome.Everybody wish me happy birthday.Thank you.Love you.So I was just reading through some of our messages.We've had quite a few people respond to our video that we post on Instagram.
40:26I'm going to read some of the comments that we've got on our video.And there we've got a few DMs as well.So found out he was cheating on me.So for his birthday, I got him a framed photograph of the girl he was sleeping withand gave it to him at his birthday lunch in front of his entire family and friends.Oh, my God, no.When he opened it, I announced to the whole.whole table he was a cheating manipulative liar and then told him we are done i love it my mom once made
40:56her now eggs a shepherd's pie with dog food he ate the whole thing while she packed her bags he still doesn't knowthat would be vile depends there are these little beeping things you can get on amazonbeeps at random times not saying i did this but i hid them very wellthat's funny god that would be so annoying isn't it like what is that like a tiny little beeping thing noimagine if it like projected the noise in different parts of the room as well no so you would never find iti've screenshot this one here it says so basically it's always reading out the fucking commentsand there's people commenting on it actually thinking you are the person that's done all these things to these mensomeone's wrote, what a hateful psychopath.
41:49Someone's commented,you realize she's just the narrator, right?Then someone underneath this wrote,she's so unhinged, I love it.Honestly, I wish it was me.I would take very much pleasure to that to the guys.That's hilarious.I love these stories.
42:07My partner of 25 years had an affair and broke up with me.He then continued living with meand the kids in the spare room, OBS.while seeing his mingy piece of ones.I hadn't met her, just broke out my M-Five-5-level investigation skills.She then dumped him after two weeks, as it was too complicated.I made some off-hand comment about it,and he then asked me if I had done something to put her off.
42:35I hadn't, but this irked me beyond belief.That night, I went out to a bar with some friends.We had some drinks, took mushrooms,and cackled about what a toss pot he is all night.As I was leaving, I wrote her name on the chalkboard in the unisex bathrooms with the messageEx loves anal play slash call me for a good time with her phone number and similar message with his number.I was doing the time so I may as well commit the crime.And P.S. I took his toothbrush from his overnight bag and ran it around the toilet room a few times.
43:07Please keep this anonymous.Yeah, girl, you are uninjitched.Right, should we finish on a wee dilemma?Yeah, girl.First off, I just need to say that you're both.Absolutely glowing.Wow, it's the lights.It's the studio lights, honey.
43:23It's the lights and em at project's skin.This message is a serious cry for help from a two-year-long single girlwho's literally having zero luck from the apps.It is dire out there.I just need to know how people are meeting anyone these daysand if you guys have any advice, hints or tips of what I can do.You girls always seem to put on such amazing events.I'm yet to be fast enough to get tickets,
43:43but I'm determined to tend one ASAP.So I was thinking you could host some kind of,some kind of singles eventbut it's actually sound people who goI'm always terrified to go to any eventsbecause I have no idea what kind of people gobut I reckon if it's you girl who's hostingyou'll be able to find the best guys
43:58at end or even if you guys don'tcould you please pass on my cry for helpand ask the podpiggies if anyone knows of anyactually good events meet peopleor if you can all call a group togetherand host event where we all bring alongour best single guy friendsand set each other up
44:13by the way that's so goodHonestly, at this point, I feel it giving up, so please help me.We've said it so many times.We would want to do it so much.We said it literally what?Is it last week or the before's episode?Well, there's that Thursdays app that we did speak about and they do the events.I actually looked at their website not long ago after I went to London and I saw that really cool speed dated event.
44:38But Thursdays are here.They do come to Glasgow and Edinburgh.So you could check that out.but I honestly would love to do that.I'd love to do that.It's just getting the guys there.But if you could all confirmthat you would get your guy mates to come,
44:54we could provide you with the girlies.The people exist.It's just the chances of the guy and the girlsbeing in the same place on the same night,of the same week, of the same month,that are like two groups that would mingle.How about we do a speed dating?Because that's the only way you could get everybody
45:13in that room to actually talk to,another and it's like you've literally could have a beeper on the stage it could be hilariousand like right you've all got one minute with each other and you have to swap and like heartiedyeah and it doesn't feel serious and like scary for anyone I just love love right and I just feelsad that there's like there is someone from everyone out there it's just hard to meet yeah and I dobelieve your paths well across I think in this day and age you only really meet people at yourfriend's weddings or if you go on a hendoo with your pals and then you meet another groupof people whilst you're away on holidays. Like it's really difficult to meet people in a sort of like
45:50fun, like let's all get together and chat sort of environment this day. Like you even if you go to abar in Glasgow you're not going up to a group of lads. No because if I'm out in Glasgow, if I wassingle like I'm out because I'm out with my pals so I'm interacting with my friends. Exactly.I'm not interacting with a random people. If you're on holiday you kind of a bit more likewho people just mingle a bit more. I know. Yeah, because like oh my God, where you'reIt's just like a good conversation starter, isn't it?Whereas you kind of feel like you know of everyone in Glasgow.You don't, but you feel like you do.
46:23Yeah.Like people do crop up in life and I'm like, who the fuck you and how did I not know you existed?But of course, I don't know everyone that is from Glasgow.You just think you do.Yeah.Do you know what I mean?But it just annoys me.I feel like we...
46:34But it needs to go.You can get people from all over to come.No, of course.But I think we...It's our job to do this.I feel quite responsible.I would love to do it.At this point.
46:44We always say it.I know.Listen, we can deliver the girlies easy.It's around Valentine's Day a bit much.I honestly think easy-peasy we can get the girls.It's got to get the guys or somebody that's got a good influence with guys.I know we've got guys listen to us as well, but a lot of the times it's through the girls.I know.
47:03Right.We'll end it there, shall we?Mm-hmm.Well, hope we enjoyed that episode, guys.Happy birthday to our Jess.Thank you.I was going to see your age, but I won't bother.I'm now closer to 40.
47:16I know.I'm sicking that myselfso I didn't put that out there.I'm now in my late 30s.No, I think I'm still class as mid.I think 34, 5, 6 is mid.And then when we get to 37, we're...789 is late.
47:29Oh, okay.So you've got another year of the mids,mid 30s, you know?Anyway, thanks so much for listening to watching as always.Please like and subscribe on YouTube.Follows on Instagram.Rate is on Spotify.Apple Podcasts, tell us to a friend,
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