Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Matt McCusker: Prince of Trash

Episode Date: June 15, 2020

Comedian and Podcaster Matt McCusker joins us this week. Matt talks about his WILD childhood growing up outside of Philly, his family owning a trash company, and drinking milk for dinner. You know Matt from hosting Matt & Shane's Secret Podcast. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/foleygrams/ Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Forman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?  

Welcome to another exciting edition of are you garbage the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H Foley hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast this is our you garbage the show we sit down with your favorite comedian and find out if they grew up classy or if you're just a complete piece of shit I'm your host H Foley coming at you on a beautiful evening here in blue belt Pennsylvania screen doors and time the grills going the pool is wet and dirty my co-host back in the big apple gonna

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edition and look at that fucking that trailer that he grew up in which I can I can see the picture of your dead grandmother in the back already I'm about to start yelling on my mom you hear that dog barking hey I'm working over here that's your dad waiting for the hot dog all right let's fucking get into it here what I'm gonna bang the trash cans together yeah so we're just gonna run through five right now this one is this one is from Sam squire shut up the Sam have you ever used a stove for something other than intended example home heating lighting a cigarette knife hits etc knife hits yeah I think it's where

you like I don't know what kind of drug I don't know if it's meth or crack or crank I believe it's marijuana oh yeah you would heat the night off and then you put like maybe some hashish or something like that on my hot knife and kind of free base so I've heard that's what your mom's doing up in the kitchen right now my face for dinner huh I for sure have my mom used to heat the in the morning she would just turn the oven on and open the door to the oven instead of like heat in the whole house she would just heat the kitchen that way wait the heat wasn't on throughout the night it was but I guess if it was cold I don't know she would

just open up to crack the stove I know you're fucking drag also my dad I don't think there was a lighter in my house from 1991 to 97 he just fucking lit his marb his marble reds off the fucking burner oh man if that ain't a fucking garbage bag move I don't know what is lighten your schmoke off the stove yeah there's two schools of thought on that you either get down there with your face and because you have to take a puff when you gotta get some oxygen flow through there for sure and when you just put it in there into the oven like when you reach your hand down it's just burning like you have to bend over and

like get your face in there he's gonna get up on that pilot light um I used to do it he used to do it all the time and also you know what's really garbage we go over his buddy's house at the time and no longer friends and we go we go over his house and he had an electric stove and my dad would do it on that you do you would have to sit there for like 10 minutes so that puppy got warm enough sitting there puffing on it yeah it's like a car lighter man there's nothing like what a car lighter function over either too hot or too cold dude you know what he used to go with with car light I don't think they make them anymore but

the car lighters some they would get like you know malfunction you would push it in and it would shoot out like in one second because they used to pop out remember to let you know they're done well some would like shoot out under the seat and be fucking swerving all over the car it's the toddler in the face I put one on my tongue when I was a kid for some reason I went to bed yeah just I what I put it on hot or I got it hot it up and I just put it on my tongue burn my tongue I don't know why I did it I don't know what I thought was gonna happen it hurt so bad I can't imagine you fucking idiot yeah for sure that is it was the

stove was definitely used as not and it's a intended purpose all right the next one the next one that we actually double up a little bit from Edward Fleming his is has the police have has your family ever had an incident with the local police I don't think mine have we had to call the cops on some method that was banging on our screen door one Sunday this wasn't that long ago either what happened you know how it is you know some kid you owe them 15 bucks you beat him on a bag and he was coming to collect this man's on drugs officer that I sold them no I know some kid that probably that didn't move out of his

parents house down there smoking meth he was like a grown man you know sad really this this really could be you talking about you to be honest with you grown man in his parents basement smoking meth he came back to my parents the front door but just the screen door too that's what it's real scary when the screen they can come right through that screen yeah he like started banging on the screen doing I need help I need help I need help my mom was like oh okay fucking had five over there in two seconds yeah I don't think we ever have we always kept but we always you know everything gets everything an Irish

Catholic family everything gets swept under the rug you never called the police you know we had there was like a rabbit squirrel in our yard we had to do we had to get rid of that so called the rabbits you called the cops on a squirrel who do you call for a rabbit squirrel you just fucking locked the door what do you mean what was he out front with a baseball bat what's he gonna do he's gonna get dizzy and run over somewhere else he's not waiting for you to come out of your house dude you called the cops on a squirrel that's why I fucking tax my my tax dollars are going to you don't live in this township so I mean I pay

sales tax in some places I'm sure you white your beak on that you can't just let it go what if it gets one of the kids in the neighborhood when they're going for the ice cream truck well then that's that's natural selection Daddy oh if you get bit by a rabbit squirrel you kind of had that coming I this thing was mean man I called it this kid they showed this guy that showed up was real green he was a rookie he didn't know what to do he drew his gun on him at one point when he started moving towards officer Harry Potter yeah hey kid take it easy and then this one's also from Al punts Pantillo shout out who he had us

up him his wife and his kid all listen to the show shout out to you big Al and he's awesome and I think we might have touched on it before have you ever had to call the cops on a family member yes wait what we did go over that question that that question was a question on the show are you garbage yeah and did you I don't I'm saying that you you had did you know yeah I'm not trash call the cops on it we're fighting that's it we're fine guys had a couple of beers okay yeah we're getting to a fight and then this one's from rusty shout out to rusty have you ever filled your pets water or dish bowl with beer no I was given the dog

beer before yeah for sure yeah for sure in 90s that was the fucking move I couldn't do anything cooler than be a dog drinking beer unless you were right unless you were surfing fucking Spud's McKenzie whatever his name was your dog drinking beer Spud's McKenzie what air blood air what the little pussy that played soccer air but was basketball why would his name be air but and he played soccer that doesn't make any sense you don't catch air and soccer you talking about the movies about the Golden Retriever yeah I thought he played soccer I have to take a look now I'm not a soccer guy so I didn't check into it I

got nothing wrong with the dog you know soccer ain't my sport dogs can't play soccer yet he played basketball no Spud's McKenzie because he was a cool dog and he was a sponsor for a beer company I don't even know who Spud's McKenzie is hey you're a young kid you don't know what's going on a lot of things happen before you got here trust me okay we got we got my buddy's my buddy got a dog it was like a bulldog or something we got that thing fucked up one time I gotta be honest I don't get a warm vibe you're not in you don't you don't strike me as like an animal guy even like when you tell stories about putt putt whatever what

was his name go see dog's name Rusty and he was a cruel bitch what do you talk about a rabbit squirrel we had it we had to put him down I put him down in the living room I just I just I can't see the Ryan's being like snuggly and nurturing to a pet and then you know the way the story ended you know I get the feeling that I was right no we were growing up we were we were dog peeps for sure I have fucking bunch of dogs they all end up on the farm if you know as your dad ever taken an animal to the farm your trash yeah you're like the Jeffrey Epstein you fucking use them and lose them you pay me as this like

fucking you know hate monger no man I just said you're not it you don't strike me as as animal can bear me to Jeffrey Epstein because many different dogs coming it out yeah a lot of people use stuff I mean you don't have to you don't have to compare me to the world's worst pedophile just sort of documentary I don't want to tell you oh that was a tough one to get through heavy on the victims heavy on the victims that film I can't it was a real piece of shit yeah not a not a good guy and this one alright this is the last one these questions are great by the way I love this yeah but but this is from Charles and do my

buddy Matt this was fucking the only it was it's burned into my my brain growing up with their magazine stacked on the back of your toilet yeah fucking shitty ones yeah they were there for like fucking three years I'm like I gotta read this sports illustrated again there's fucking dookie on page 13 kids kids now don't walk it into a fresh bathroom with a fresh magazine so I don't care if it's in touch or fucking sports illustrated as long as it's new what is this brand new cool in there great no it's what it used to be like now I take my phone in there through videos watch and no no videos make sure the lot make

sure you're not connected to the Bluetooth speakers still you know what I mean oh dude I'm so big on that I'm not connected to the Wi-Fi the blue the car thing's not activated that my airdrop is off did Jesus great yeah I get off the grid before I go perusing your backup against the wall to fucking have any fun around here everybody's watching you man the heat is on when you're in the bathroom for 32 minutes right ah too funny yes we had a stack of magazines and they would just get they're not I mean shitty shitty they would just get like you know they get wet they're sticking together they're old you never through

the man there was never a fresh cycle coming out no they died there that was the graveyard for it it was I don't know how I don't know how my parents came across magazines but it wasn't a legitimate you know stealing from the neighbors something they didn't have like a steady prescription to be like all of a sudden one day they would be like prescription subscription you said prescription did I tell trash your family you have to get a fucking doctors you have to get a doctor's doctor's notes to get a fucking time magazine got a prescription to Southern Living did you have highlights were you a highlights

kid let me tell you something if you had highlights at the house you were a fucking that was money I only got them a doctor I only got him a doctor per zucchini's office when I went to get my teeth cleaned and they're already circled yeah everything was already I do everything was no highlight subscription fucking down the line since I can remember still get it really yeah you cry fucking blue collar working class poor man over there meanwhile you got fucking highlights me that ain't cheap they're probably and that thing is they get anybody how much do they got highlights magazine subscription this is

what this is what they get they got him early I was older kind of early doesn't matter spelled it wrong you guys subscribe to high times fucking Panama red over there Bobby now what they get you the first year hey the first year it's a penny and an issue and then once the first year it rolls over that ends up being 13 bucks a clip listen I don't know what I don't know what explanation fucking the piece that he was giving me not to get highlights now it triples every year and they kill a dog every time it gets sent to you I don't know what she told you to shut you up highlights wasn't a rich guy thing that was a

salt to the earth thing every week I might not have food on a table but I knew what Goofers and Gallant was up to that week I'll tell you that that's what dude that's fucking that's bougie a shit you're getting highlights to your house only doctors doctors get it okay and maybe maybe I would steal one every now and then from Dr. Spadafore's office shout out to Dr. Spads um we were we were against my my family views things like that subscriptions as scams so like it's with they think they're like gypsies you know I mean they don't like putting their name in ink on anything yeah like it's a bunch of

fake prescriptions fake subscriptions through the years no they didn't like dude we've never subscribed to anything ever we've literally never subscribed to anything ever not even HBO now now even when they got a little bit of cash they don't even do HBO what you press your mother HBO dude she just got Netflix and she calls it Netflix she's a big Fox News viewer oh buddy let me tell you something about that Fox News holy shit it's on fucking 40 at my house every fucking minute of every day just blasting yeah they're uh yeah man we don't we don't sign up for shit we don't sign up for shit you keep your head down and

you steal from those you steal from your orthodontist that's what you do also this is another one you ever go to a doctor's office yeah just want to mine I guess in the house or like the dentist was in the house we've talked about this briefly where I live where I grew up right now that is most doctor's offices it's weird it's on the house you go around back I used to see a psychiatrist that was on the side of the house like the kids are out there playing I'm fucking in there crying like you hear like the wife fucking smell dinner cooking so you're just talking to a neighbor's dad yeah that's trash dude I

my orthodontist would have his dog running around I remember thinking I'd be like seven being like this buddy you got a fucking dander flying through the air and shit it's a fucking good dude this ain't I'm over here catching flies and you got the fucking retriever running through yeah yeah that shit's no good you can't do that anymore I don't think you gotta I don't know there's something that was gotta be some kind of hippo law or whatever whatever the whatever the hell they're called yeah you can't do that anymore alright guys that's it thanks so much for all new patrons we'll do five more next episode

yeah already check it out we love you guys we appreciate you guys so much and let's keep this puppy a movie gang we are so happy to have our incredibly special guest here with us today we go way back when Moses wore short pants the old days the streets of Philly I'm talking about the fucking Raven lounge 16th in Samson they used to call it the delivery room because that was a place where comedians were born my friend only mean a couple other guys ever said that I don't think anybody's ever said that to be honest with you I thought you're referring to all the weed I sold out of that game you know I'm you love

them is the co-host of Matt and Shane secret podcast give it the fuck up for Matt McCusker everybody thank you man come on whoo thank you but the big question is he garbage I'm looking at that studio he's in that's that's that's no Rogan studio back there that looks like your grandmother's house look what's directly behind him there's a window behind Matt but it's got one of those water retention things problems get a little flooding down there in the cellar yeah that's that's where Mike goes right to my sub pump some pumps are garbage yeah that's funny holy shit buddy how the hell are you man good man I

just had a kid like three months ago so yeah man I'm I've been chilling dude I've been chilling down the basement doing my thing laying low playing it right I like it staying off the grid yeah man is that your spot down there do you get hassle if you get on the basement too long no for sure that's that's my main struggle in life is how much time I get to spend down here and like when I have to surface then it's a fight come up for some air there buddy I get summoned up and then I argue I come back down the basement how long have you been married about a year this isn't the same girl that when we were in Philly right no you

married her too right yeah this is my no that was my first wife yeah so it's the second marriage yes garbage I don't want to say it but trade the kids yours right yes it was like you met her when she was pregnant and then yeah man were you uncle Matt for the first two months of her no no that's gonna live here now what yeah it's like a two-person episode of Full House where oh sorry where are you at now yeah I'm in Philly I'm like right near the I'm near the art museum I'm in there I'm in like technically Francisville but it's it's like it's called it's near Fairmount but I'm like on the dividing line between Fairmount

Francisville yeah I remember I remember in Philly even knowing where you lived was a mystery you are you are an enigma I remember the only time cotton I dropped you off at your house one time mm-hmm and I think it was when you were living with your brother yeah and cotton cotton was born and grew up on 19th Street South Philly and we dropped McCusker off as soon as you get out of the car he was like let's get the fuck out of here because this neighborhood is shifted I don't know where it was it was West Philly isn't 37th and Mellon yeah it was one of those streets that wasn't straight it was like there was like a bow in the

street if you catch if you catch like a dog leg left in a city that's a that's a bad yeah I live in one of those blocks where there was like three houses on the entire block it was awesome and a couple vacant lots yeah it's fucking real sketchy I like where did you grow up I grew up in Delaware County so I was I grew up mostly in Garnet Valley but my family I was born in Havartown and then went out to Garnet Valley so I'm not I was in the hills of Delaware County what is your mom and dad I kind of feel like you got he came from a little cash yeah my so my dad yeah say there started a trash company

trash company and then they sold it and when I was like I guess like nine and then they started doing demolition so yeah because I knew you were in construction I remember you were doing construction at some point I remember that yeah I'm Prince of Trash so they had like a my grandfather had a small cardboard recycling business and then he also would do shit he was like a huckster he would like sell he would like go buy a bunch of groceries and like sell them to people gouging people on eggs listen the two bucks at the store the 202 here the eggs are 850 and you only get 11 what the fuck yeah so they

did he did that and he was kind of like a hustle man he did like a bunch of weird little things but he had a cardboard recycling company and then my dad and his brothers would work for him when they were younger and they started into like an actual full-scale transfer station you know where Harris Casino and Chester yeah yeah that used to be McCusker and Sons the transfer station but they sold they sold the company and then the company they sold it to sold the land to Harris that's retirement that's like generational wealth there you would have what was funny was they cuz cuz my dad and his

brothers all grew up like you know like middle-class you know we're like lower middle class one of like 10 kids in Havartown and born to a huckster and so when the guy the guy who bought the company off them was Wayne Hizanga who he was the guy who owned Blockbuster he owned the Miami Dolphins shit yeah he went to my dad and all his brothers he's like how much you guys won for this and they wrote down what they thought was like fuck you money because they didn't want to sell the company so they thought they were writing him like he would they were he was gonna see it and be offended and the guy was like not a problem

there's a guy got that on me I forgot a zero I forgot a zero we need two grand more just two grand so they thought they were hitting him with a number this guy big fuck you guys I'm out of here and he was like that's not a problem I can arrange that today and they're like and this is when you were young yeah I was little I remember one day my dad came home and a navigator is a red navigator and he was like things are gonna be different really he was he was kind of I was like really little I was riding around he was like I made a lot of money we sold the company and I was like that's what's up and he's like yeah man got

this sweet red nappy now hop in let's fucking go kid let's go make with the power wheels old man I want a race car that does show like the blue collar trashiness in your dad that he made a bunch of money and went and bought a red navigator who does that dude that's like that's a kind of a rap video yeah his his life has been like keeping my mom in like ridiculous that was like he bought my mom and a diesel excursion for a while there oh yeah it's pretty funny it's pretty bad wild dude yeah I was like the turning point before that we were bobbing around the convert we had the conversion van was like the four-inch

TV screen so that was that was fucking clean living back in the day I thought we were already ball and then he hit me with a nappy now this guy's caked up where do we watch Godzilla he said we can't watch Godzilla in this car and that sucks dude my buddy used to have the conversion man with the TV and we would go sit in the garage sit in the driveway and just watch TV and I thought I was fucking I thought I was the richest man in the world second house turn that backseat into a bed and fucking chill out for a little bit wait did he have the kind of cash though when he sold the trash business that he

could have just chilled why did he get into demolition business just I don't that's this is the mystery I'm gonna so I obviously come from an enigma I have no idea how much money my parents they don't tell me my mom my mom's been trying to convince me we're poor ever since because my mom grew up pretty you know relatively poor and like her it was like a single parent her dad was a janitor and he she would like come in even after all this shit happened like the air conditioning would be on in June she'd be like turn this off we can't afford this my dad would be like just maybe the navigator like that she was

like oh shit we're gonna get a big bill and someone's gonna freak out so I was grown up with my dad bow and out of control my mom's gonna be on poor so like I don't know what the fuck's going on well she didn't mind driving around that fucking diesel excursion though she didn't complain about that like my dad I'll tell you what you got to do is you go over there one night you say you're gonna I'm gonna stay over have dinner maybe get a little wine in them then once they go to sleep start rooting around through their their bills desk yeah just start looking for a checkbook real quick see anything

any estate planning yeah a couple of chase statements yeah I think they're fine I think they're they're totally fine but yeah my I think that's what I think it was because I worked for an electrician who told me like your dad could have chilled I don't know why the fuck and yeah I was like I don't know he just likes to do stuff but he also does like to just get out of the house yeah that's I come from same thing blue collar my parents you know in the 90s made a little bit of cash we moved to the suburbs and then it was all squandered away eventually but I mean like terribly squandered it was all fucking my dad was

running a you know an air conditioning Ponzi scheme I think at one point and just it all came crumbling down but that's such a blue collar thing when like other blue collar workers know what other blue collar workers have like the electricians like your dad could have retired he squandered a small fortune they talk they gossip dude fucking up the trades gossip like they all know who's making what well yeah if you don't pay a bill it's like everybody in a five mile radius knows pay me for that thing I did yeah and like yes it's pretty crazy man but yeah that was kind of the that was the deal

it was like my mom's like the poor and my dad was like I think I'm gonna buy another motorcycle all right I guess I'll just go get a job this is great you're fucking Ricky Bobby it was you dear Lord baby Jesus thank you for the trash business he also has like I think my whole family from the McCusker side are all like slightly autistic too so like he'll get into shit so like he got into he got into like rollerblading he's he's also like this time he was probably like 250 or 60 pounds because he got he got rich he got fat immediately oh yeah that's great but he got rich and like immediately almost touched 300 and

he's only he's like six feet so he immediately got fat as fuck then he's like I gotta scale this down he quit drinking because that was his triglycerides were like I think triple of like a normal human being with that he would just get into shit like he got into muscle cars did that and then like just ditched that and then he got into like rollerblading he hit his elbow so he quit muscle cars to rollerblading what the downward move yeah I think I think his account was like I do let's go looking over the books here and yeah then he got into bicycles and so his basement is just like there's 35 like 1970 so he'll

find twins in the trash because he still does trash and they'll fix them up so we have like just literally 30 40 bicycles in our basement that's a cool little hobby though that's alright yeah that was his first job when he was little he used to fix bicycles when he was like that's pretty good then that's him he's like I was like six I was fixed I was like dude fuck you you're probably 14 yeah I don't want to sound naive here but you I mean this sounds like a like a pretty big you know trash company doesn't that those businesses tend to fall to a certain group of people so and this is this is what happened though so

when they had it so they did because Grinsons was operated in the middle of Chester during the crack epidemic so like they were already like they had guns like my uncle would get like trying out like he got jumped a couple times and like they had they had a so that people would break in constantly and then like with trash their scrap metal so they'd have to they were like pat down employees at the end of the day it was insane but they had a guy so they let it they let a homeless man this guy called time bomb Tom would live in the trash TV TV my man he was nuts so he would hang around so they were like look man we'll buy you a

trailer he's homeless so they bought him a trailer and gave him a security guard outfit he would walk around all day he was not so he would call my dad at three in the morning like Kevin they broke in Kevin they broke in again I got them a shot one he didn't do anything but he would like so my dad would rush down there he would event these big break-ins like tell my dad like he was earning his keep it was so fucking fun yeah man it was it was a big trash company and they had brushed they brushed up with the mob a couple times people would steal dumpsters that was a big thing they'd steal your dumpsters

yeah you'd find out you'd have to deal with it but no he he said he had a couple people I think the way he a couple I'm trying to phrase it in his language a couple of goombas try to shoulder up to him a couple elbow up to him a couple times he told him to fuck off he rollerbladed away because that's the thing too it's like you know with a again you have a family-owned trash business so you can get rid of any so if somebody if you were to try to kill somebody you easily can't if you can make that body disappear real quick if you want an excavator in a trash company and the only people that work with you

your brothers you can totally kill people and get away with it so you know and he was kind of a he had one of his friends was kind of tied in RIP the guy just died recently but he was tight his dad had been kind of tied into some organized crime stuff so like they like knew you know it was like the whole Ridley Park mob families thing there's like a whole bunch of them yeah he don't do that shit I'm a hard worker but so he was like you know but that element was definitely around man yeah I can imagine he probably had to you know sidestep a couple of things and deal with some shit like that yeah he had to

go to court one time when I was little I remember him mentioning something about Rico Chargers and there was someone that he knew got brought in on Rico Chargers and they had to ask him some questions or something yeah that's fucking awesome they're the trash business in the 80s and 90s and fucking Delco what the fuck he's leaving your mom's hanging out the window you don't tell him nothing yeah well it was crazy because it back then too it was like in order to have a transfer station they only let back then it was like the Wild West was like you can anyone could have a trash company but then the transfer station you needed

to come up with some sort of money so that's why him and all his brothers put all of their houses they took mortgages out and all their houses and just rolled the dice on the transfer station and fucking love that it didn't work it was like it would have been a whole different story for the McCusker family you'd be doing security at somebody else's fucking trash dump now it was awesome man I remember being a little like I would so when I was like nine years old I would go to work for I would sit in a trash truck with him and I would just listen to CB radio all day long of different truckers talking yeah I would hear this

is not it was just slurs constantly so big dad what does that mean he would be like that's what that's what they call Indian guys don't tell your mom what's that one he's like don't tell anybody that one you can't say that and then I would get out of the truck from like learning slurs all day and then he would let me shoot rat we would turn they had a big warehouse where they would turn the lights on and then rats would scatter so you could sit there with a nine millimeter turn the lights on as soon as the rats started running it was just your blast and rats what you were doing I think I saw that game on the boardwalk

and why would actually rats and then you go in the trailer where like they had the computer when trucks came in you got to weigh them and see how much they came in with and how much they left with that's how you measure the load and my uncle would just open a drawer it was all beef jerky you know it's like dude this fucking rules yeah I was like heaven I would kill a rat and then you are the fucking Prince of Trash by the way that's the that's the title of the episode Prince of Trash it's so funny cuz one of the questions that I came up with you're gonna ask you has he ever been to a scrap yard but I didn't know

you were scrap yard royalty so yeah and it was just you and your brother growing up no I'm one of six so my dad's six my dad's one of ten I'm one of six and then the funny part is once so once the trash money started getting nice my dad and his brother this is before they sold the company they bought a bunch of land out in Gawna Valley before anyone lived out there and there is these guys living out there who they think they were out there making meth but they were burying their burying trash which is illegal you're not allowed to do that you get a lot of trouble so my dad not you know not knowing my dad and his

brother all in the trash company they went out there and they were like look man you know we went here with a property inspector you're burying trash out here I don't know what else you guys are up to out here but like we'll buy it off you but we're gonna buy it off you for super cheap otherwise we're gonna tell people that you've been burying trash out here because it's gonna cost us a lot of money to get rid of it what are we gonna do with all this trash so they kind of like weasel these guys out of being like look you bury trash out here it's gonna cost us a lot and they just removed it for free and got all

this all this land out there for you know your dad said they're like what are we gonna do with all this buried trash and meanwhile there's like 15 trucks just waiting at the end of the driveway how was the meth how was the meth did anybody get a taste I never tried it man there was this weird little shack I was there was like this weird shack up there it was it was weird man where was so then so like my dad and his brother had this property and then they had this guy I guess who'd already been living there or I don't know what happened but this other guy who's a trucker so there's like my uncle was here with his family they had 10 kids

I was next door on this one piece of land with six kids and we would all play but then there was this guy who lived up the driveway from us who was a trucker who like had raccoons as pets it was fucking weird dude we were like go and we would feed his raccoons urkel cereal I remember that and then like we would walk on his fence he didn't like us crossing his fence we'd be like fuck you Bernie dude I would have never guessed this background for you in a million years that's wild crazy I grew up kind of on like a cousin compound with like 20 people and with like there was I remember finally seeing a cop like when I was like 14 and being like holy

shit there's a cop out here it was like completely you know fuck you want it yeah it was awesome Jesus Christ that's some fucking hillbilly new money shit if I've ever heard it yeah it's pretty cool man it's pretty well it's been cool though because I then I got to like you know I got to go to college and I've met people I've worked with people my whole life who are like in construction so you can work in construction you're working mostly a lot of times with felons or just like the you know the sons of the boss who are like a different kind of class yeah I've been to get to I've got to meet a lot of people like people who you know work at a scrapyard versus like people of generational wealth at a college so it's definitely been weird so yeah that's some trippy

shit one of the six too one of six right here's doing a little fucking I like yeah my dad's one of ten and everyone every one of his sisters yeah every one of his brothers and sisters have typically at least five kids is it are you guys all Irish Catholic yeah yeah there you go my mom's one of nine we're like fucking ticks yeah dude that's insane yeah man that was that was the that was a genesis so that's kind of that's how I grew up that's that's the origin story right and it was really kind of like my mom would wake me up you know she would wake us up at like 8am and like get out so now I would go outside until like a lord of the fly set up with all my older cousins and like dude that was like it was insane man we used to play a game where me and my cousin

would just run through a field and my older cousins would just throw like various balls at us that's awesome though man I used to I look at that now and I'm like fuck that was it was great but yeah we'd wake up in the morning in the summer and it'd be like yo beat it take a fucking hike and you're gone you're gone until fucking sundown yeah man it was awesome it was awesome you go in the woods I remember we had a uh yeah it was basically just like we would go out and my I would just like go outside and then like my parents would like tell me what to do all day and then I'd get out of that to my older cousins be like you have to fight Pat I'm like oh dude don't organize fights in a big family are fucking the best we would be like Thanksgiving or something I'd go up into

like one of the rooms where all the kids were and they'd be like hey you got to fight Dan I'm like what just sitting there like cracking his neck I'm like like this fucking sucks man tummy full stuff it in you I got chicken nuggies in me you know I gotta start fucking fighting for my life yeah my brother's one time put me in a truck tire and rolled me down the hill when I was little that's hillbilly they sent another truck tire up for me to ramp over so I hit the other truck tire ramped and landed on my head upside down and this crunched in was the first time I got the air knocked out of me crunched inwards and then this was like in a truck tire rolling unable to breathe until it wobbled over it was like and then I guess six people are like don't be a fucking

pussy and I'm like I'm good I'm good I thought I was gonna crack sternum stop being a bitch you're a mccusker god damn it we're trash people don't fucking get up and let's go all right let's give us some questions here play a little are you garbage with Mr. Matt mccusker um man that's a fucking wild pale that is fucking lord of the fucking swiss family garbison over there would you guys all take uh vacations together uh we no we would like usually when we would go to the beach that'd be my mom's side of the family which is like a whole that's like a whole other setup what shore point where would you what what beach yeah oh that's that's that's in the middle of the road that's on the upper that's on the that's in the upper 50 percent

yes yeah wow a little bit of that trash money down there do they have a shore house no they had one and then they it was funny they sold it for like nothing before Seattle blew up and yeah a lot of poorly timed real estate transaction couple of good ones too though yeah yeah but yeah so they know they sold that and then uh like it was like a little house back before they could blew up into a big thing but no they they had my dad has a house in florida now that's his that's his like spot he goes down to Cape Coral just him or your mom too my mom yeah they're together okay you can't that's what he always says you can't get divorced and you have six kids yeah that's highly unmarketable i love you what are they from a dating perspective that's how he's looking at it

not like i might ruin a bunch it might ruin 30 people's lives listen trying to get tail when he got six kids as a pain in the balls holy shit all right um what do you got kip all right let's go here um have you ever went fishing strictly for catfish yes oh that's fucking trash have you ever gone uh what's it called canoodling no not we put your toes we used to fish for catfish and uh put m80s in their gills and blow them up go ahead that's fucking psycho yeah that's lunatic shit you were burning frogs and you were a kid you're like yeah wow did you guys all have guns well yeah no we used to do like the uh no there's like the like my dad has yeah they all grew up like i grew up shooting guns and stuff but i didn't like get to own one when i was a kid

you guys didn't like all have like 22 BB guns slingshot all that shit wrist rockets were fucking clean as a kid yeah weapons survive i had everyone had to have a survival knife oh yeah with some matches inside of it yeah we got unscrewed up yeah that unscrewed the bottom yeah with the compass on the end this is pretty sweet once rambo came out it was a wrap on those things fucking gimme you thought you were so cool walking around the house with that thing on your hip or something fucking so cool butterfly knife yeah it was we had some weapons too um yeah all right what do you got foley uh growing up as a kid um would you have creamy peanut butter or chunky peanut butter chunky that's garbage man that's that's that's that's hot and i love it that's new

that's new money stuff that's new money right there the chunky that's what your dad said to you when he pulled up in the navigator how on matty you get an extra chunky kid things have changed tell your mom to go in there and throw that skippy creamy out the window because daddy sold the company anyone in your family own a pontoon boat yes my dad man he is ricky bobby that's fucking awesome we gotta get this guy on it dude pontoon boats are the trashiest of the of the boats dude that's just for people who want to get fucked up and are tired of drinking on land that's all that is let's do the follow-up did your family own any all-terrain vehicles four-wheelers three-wheelers no we had to get rid of them all because two of my cousins

went to the hospital on the same day one time so we had to get rid of all the atvs and dirt bikes well they i think they no i think they got yeah they got rid of them we had atvs and dirt bikes and go-karts did you ever have a trike no never had no no i don't think we did i rode one but my dad said they're too dangerous they flip over yeah that was a big myth in the 90s those things would just fucking turn over what happened to your cousins uh well so my it was we had one we had one one of the dirt bikes we had my cousin tried he tried to ramp uh like not a not a sand mound but like there was a thing in the front yard you could definitely get air off of it so he ramped that and then the like the brake caught his lip ripped his lip open she jumped them yeah so he got fish

hooked and ripped his lip and then on the same day my cousin had this you know he went to the hospital and then my other cousin hopped on the dirt bike he was riding it and fell over he got a 30 degree burn on his leg Jesus right so after that there was a discussion with a guy we had to like you know they were my cousins all got hurt and we were like what the fuck we didn't get hurt why do we have to get rid of the dirt bikes my fucking yes my cousins are retarded blah blah blah so you know so this is just a whole brew just running around in this fucking compound it'd be like a go-kart going with two people in it we had a two-man go-kart two-man go-kart a four-wheeler and like a moped and a dirt bike we're buzzing around it all the time man that is garbage or new money

shit right there i fucking love it holy shit oh man did you guys have like a robot that just served drinks or something like that you seem like the kind of people who would like train your dog to get you a beer too like they can open up the fridge with the rope yeah bring you a butt heavy no matter how much money you guys have you still use the white foam coolers all right so one of the basics is so obviously i'm assuming you had a garage on your house yeah we turn yeah we had a garage attached to the house turned that into a living room then built my exterior garage wow that's that's three different that's three different bad answers right there that you just gave me in that one sentence anytime you turn an existing garage

into a living room this fucking trash dude you got to take that little step down into it it's always colder no matter how much padding you put on that floor you can tell you're walking on a concrete slide forgot about that yeah i'm like yeah i do step down out of the kitchen into the living room then up back into the mud room yeah it's too funny it's like a split level and then i so in the proper garage the new one you built which is a class move that's a new money move but class move yeah um did you have a refrigerator in there oh no i think we have a no we didn't actually we had a refrigerator in our basement and we have a second floor my dad used to me that was another hobby used to make bullets on

the second floor of the new garage what make bullets you can make bullets yeah you buy one or something you buy bullet parts and make bullets so you used to make bullets up on the second part of the garage this guy's a fucking loose cannon this guy's gonna end up on a list or something on tune boats making his own bullets what the fuck yeah he's he's i love how he's he's got an armory on the second floor of the garage but no one's allowed to ride a dirt bike yeah like a good explode he had gunpowder up there yeah exactly um so you did have a second you out you were you had a second fridge in the house yeah what was in there beer beer yeah just beer leftover from family parties yeah clean livin the garage the garage fridge is real big with us

yeah so yeah i've seen a lot of garage it was usually like yeah it was like a a fridge full of beers that have allegedly been counted but you could take six and nobody would notice yeah just kind of spread them out a little bit so it still looks full yeah when you guys were all coming of age you guys must have been fucking out there boozing your heads off yeah i i started drinking beer like i remember i i would like a summer day of mine this is i sort of got it like 10 years 11 years old was i would pocket a silver bullet meet my cousins in the woods and we would all like six of us would share a silver bullet yeah and then we would find me my cousin would four would just like roll up leaves and smoke them like random leaves on the ground we

were just dude we did that too smoke yeah yeah sugar packets we'd roll up sugar packets and smoke them hi picture you guys the kind of people who would like shoot the top off your beer can and then drink it yeah before we before we discovered you remember when wawa used to leave the black and milds down like it wasn't like up behind the register they were down to the right or left regardless yeah they were just sitting down on a ground level stand so before we would then before after the twigs smoking enough twigs were like oh we're gonna steal black and milds then we would steal black and milds and smoke black and milds so jeez yeah black and milds is a 14 year old that was fucking you were you were the fucking boss in the neighborhood

because we found this lady at like the quick mart or whatever it's called carousers she would she was like she would sell us cigars because we were 14 she thought that was the law she's like i can't sell you cigarettes i can't sell you cigars we were just smoking fucking smoking philly blends and black and milds like you know we were like an old mob boss yeah we had a store at the so i grew up near boost corners it's a farmers market and there was a it's so finale thing about it's so illegal but there was a guy in there was called the whatnot shop and he would sell 70s playboys and butterfly knives to kids so you go in there this guy would sell kids porn and weapons that's great is that guy still around i don't i don't know if the shop's

still in there anymore it must have made a kid must have a million dollars cash it's all in ones and shit safety ones yeah he's waiting there with a hammer to crack open your piggy bank it was like shit we had a fort set up and like you go there and just like buy 70s playboys and like buy all the shit you needed for a fort like matches knives playboys this guy was sell he had like the direct pipeline to like 11 year olds those old playboys man they were they were something else all bush yeah it was all they were something else girls with curls what was the name of the grocery store your mom went to when you're growing up jenardies oh clean fucking living on a jenardies i went to high school with the jenardie you did you yeah they got a little bit of i don't know who they sold

it to but they sold it to somebody for a couple of fazols a few years ago i bet man my mom they bought her grocery bill was so high that like jenardies did some sort of reward program where they gave us a double tape set of titanic for free you're like hey let's go yeah they're like just want a little token of appreciation so you guys still got it no i don't know i think my mom took it because you saw there's tits in it and we were having a couple of fucking stakes over here i got six growing kids fucking titanic think i want kate wenslet let's do it here i remember it was a big deal she was like guys who gave us titanic and i was like sweet that's poor person mentality of like hey i just spent you know over the past month i spent 15 grand here and they gave me a

promotional copy of the titanic on vhs we are living over here but it's poor people shit my mom does the same thing they have jenardies plugged sliced into it jack where you going to jenardies i love the way they slice their meat uh okay anyone in your family plays scratch off lottery tickets i think my brother messes with them secretly but i don't know yeah i think my brother might but not not like not heavily it was never something that was uh like it was never something big i feel like especially my in my immediate family definitely not have you or any member of your family ever called a sports radio show yeah for sure yeah now again not my immediate family my uncle used to call them all the time uh like six time in a trash truck yeah he would fuck with them mess with them

all the time well that's pretty funny then if you're doing it you know if you're doing it as a bit yeah i mean my uncle's would for sure but my my dad my family and my immediate family nobody my dad never watched sports so like none of us ever watched sports or i still to this day could give a yeah uh growing up did you have uh the three and one fisher price table the basketball the ping pong and the air hockey table oh no we had we had an air hockey table but not the three and one oh we had a proper air hockey table yeah we had a real deal air hockey that's real hobby shit yeah man that's fucking crazy shit in the basement what about a pool table no we never had a pool table no bumper pool no bumper pool no the ultimate trash purchase of like you know somebody who

gets a little bit of scratch and as an alcoholic is the shuffleboard table in the basement my uncle jim has a shuffleboard table i'm coming over i'm coming home for christmas jimmy dude it's also i love going to their house yeah shuffle shuffleboard is crazy it's awesome full shuffleboard table and a pool table in his basement it's also trash to have the basketball game like the setup one with the yeah dude my one cousin has that it's fucking dude hours just down there fucking drinking beers and fucking draining trees um dartboards are typically trashy but if you get the wooden thing like the wooden door with like the chalk on the inside that's real nice yeah that is true matt you ever play a game of horseshoes yes we support horseshoes and family parties yeah we

had set up he had the pit you had the pit back there did i remember my dad built a pit for like a july 4th barbecue or something i thought we were the fucking richest kids on the block i was like wait till these pussies come over here and see this fucking horseshoe pit what about what's the grill in situation over at mom and dad's you have a you have a grill yeah i got a grill is it is it like a one with like a propane tank propane because i pegged you for a fucking charcoal pergette kind of family just all all propane all propane all right um growing up did you ever have a good fellows poster in your room or sopranos no i had wu tang at the wu tang clan poster in my room all right respectable respectable i want to talk about christmas yeah uh would your mom decorate the

lawn no it's funny actually i would complain that we didn't do decorations and she handed me a bow and a hammer a bunch of bows and hammers like nally's the fence and not even inside there was no candles in the window she put the can't plug in candles in the window so we were doing plug in candles yeah per window and then i i think we did lights once or twice and then they just stopped they're like we're not doing this so it would be like we had a couple elves on the stairs and then put a candle in every window that's pretty classy you do a real tree or a fake tree real tree yeah colored lights or white lights uh colored and white actually oh like the traditional like red green those kind of colors like the roigy biff full setup yeah roigy biff yeah yikes damn

okay would you do a tinsel on the tree no no tinsel just lights and balls okay does your family drink eggnog no would you open a christmas presence on christmas eve or christmas day one on christmas eve after we went to midnight mass oh midnight mass good captain wrong with it here we go that's a classy answer right there sometime that midnight that midnight mass suck because it would be like the vigil and you'd be sitting there with like if you go on for like three hours it sucks you're hot smells like fucking old spice in there like once you get to that certain point you you can't help but think about what am i getting tomorrow oh for sure and it's just like time is just like dragging so slow i used to fucking hate that yeah i used to be i used to be scared

going to bed at night christmas eve i don't want some fucking fat guy rooting through my fucking house one another fat guy rooting through your house what if he eats all the cookies he's like he's not gonna drink all the milk is he oh there you go uh growing up milk with dinner oh yeah for sure yeah spaghetti and meatballs spaghetti and meatballs and milk oh yeah that's crazy cheese burgers and milk that's fucking trash you know my favorite is my favorite is pizza and milk oh yeah right do you still do it my cusker yeah if i have uh if i have like spaghetti any kind of red sauce it's like a cup of milk is the accompanied in a wine glass what is your wife say she's like whatever she don't care oh wow that's crazy um all right on that same note

growing up uh in the house with your mom by brisk iced tea was like the juice boxes or like the the premade no it'd be like the can of brisk you remember odor no it wasn't a state my mom was a health nut so she didn't really let us have i wasn't allowed to have soda before noon growing up but admirable rule the brisk pretty classy it was kind of nice the brisk was uh no that was like a family party treat we didn't have soda stocked in the house only for pizza night we would get soda pizza night was clean Friday pizza night was all right did you guys would you do like dominoes or pizza hut or would you what were were you a pizza family or bounce around we were we were we weren't loyal to one organization whatever corporation was giving

us free vhs's that's where our loyalties a lot yeah we're dominoes we were big cheese for a while we bounce you know yeah all right pretty good let's talk about your house now yeah uh let's go into the the bathroom yeah your house now not growing up what are you rocking in there you got some body washer you're using a bar you got a bar bar wow there's a blue dollar guy i tried to do the bar but i i just like i don't know i just always for you know the loof then you get a buy a new loofah the loofah explodes and it's like i just do the bar bar directly to body yeah really bar directly to body what are you rocking uh i don't know i just i got some what is it i bought like soap right now now i'm bougie i bought soap from Whole Foods so i got 10

for 10 oh a little goat's milk soap something like that soap for 10 bucks yeah i damn is that where you guys shop is Whole Foods yeah sometimes we'll do Whole Foods or Sprouts depending but what sprouts sprouts is just another grocery store near us is it organic or is it no it's not as like crazy as Whole Foods but it's it's definitely not it's like a step up from Acme it's better than Acme and then in terms of organic-ness less than Whole Foods but still good compare it sounds fancy as shit yeah a little bit of life down there i like this now i'm bad and bougie what's your snack situation my snack uh what do i i don't i don't really i i have like a weird i have a bunch of weird dietary so from my mom was a health nut because she my mom had a gluten allergy in the 70s

when people were just like that's not even a real thing nobody even but that's like she must have been a witch or something they make fun of her all the time for it and then so i have my mom's system with food like i have like a bunch of weird food allergies that's why i have to i shop at like uh like fancier grocery stores but yeah i eat pretty clean man i eat like you know like i made i'll eat like brisket and but i i'm gonna beat potatoes kind of dude and then i forced myself to eat vegetables okay i don't really if i eat snacks i'll eat like tortilla chips and hummus that's it did you get snacks growing up did you want to hook it up a little dunkaroos a little shark bites so she was yeah fruit snacks were a battle she didn't my mom had like a weird

thing again and it was like so it was weird in terms of like salt levels like i would eat i would when i snack wise growing up i would take uh like you know the 24 pack of bagel bites open up bagel bites i think i could fit like nine bagel bites or i think it was actually like 12 on a plate and i would microwave 12 bagel bites while that was going i would boy i would put spaghettios and i would dip bagel bites and spaghettios and eat them my mom wouldn't blink an eye but if i like like this bad for you that might be the trashiest meal we've heard and we had somebody who said the microwave fucking burgers last week yeah i said microwave bagel bites you had to eat them real quick because like by the end of it they would turn to cement yeah you need the

last one we're chilling on it'd be tough dude it'd be like the side of it yeah spaghettios with meatballs dude that growing up my snacks was was fucked up dude i was eating real bad dude i forgot about spaghettios man we used to fucking have them all the time they were so good yeah the meatballs were good too how bad must that have been for us like was that even meat definitely yeah that was some fun i mean also too the sodium in those are like unbelievably through the roof i would eat one of those every single day can of spaghettios as many bagel the bagel bites would eventually run out there was like toaster strudel toaster strudel situation was like by the end of the week that you know they had like the icing packets and the strudel yeah at the end of the week you'd

have to eat like a naked strudel there'd be like four strudels but dude you had fucking toaster strudel man that's fancy yeah yeah we stepped out from poptars and toaster strudels and then we got the toaster strudels taken away because we were fighting over icing packets because people were doubling up sure strudels were definitely a conflict heavy snack but for sure alliances are drawn yeah yeah so that was it my snacks were like my dad was like a total food monster my mom was like a health nut so we were always like somewhere between damn hmm very interesting do you change your own oil no did your dad uh i don't think so man i mean i know he knows how to do all that stuff but it's like i don't i doubt it honestly interesting quite the conundrum

here yeah all right i think i only got one more here um let's see that one's for sure i mean i was gonna ask you if you ever been in the back of a pickup truck but uh you know first four years of your life there um have you ever worn a wife beater in public yeah for sure tough lock for sure to like a store or something yeah i mean i've worn them i'm especially when i was younger like to the boardwalk obviously you're in a white beater no doubt oh yeah of course that was like all day long but yeah i've definitely worn white beaters in public if the board's in a beater pair of board shorts yeah dude grab a arizona tallboy and it's post up try to get numbers dude try to get numbers yeah nice zoni maybe a necklace with a shark tooth on it if you got a couple of

bucks on you it's like a bright red sunburn face plus you tonight yeah i have like nine bucks on my in my pocket it's all you needed down there baby get an ice cream and an anteans pretzel or something oh yeah it was awesome all right i just got one last question for you and i think uh i think you're gonna pass the test on this one um growing up your ketchup was kept in the fridge or in the cabinet dude i don't know because i never used ketchup i'm all i'm all barbecue sauce for any can anything on ketchup i just use barbecue sauce but my wife keeps it in the cabinet and i think we kept it in the fridge i don't know honestly i have no idea your wife keeps the ketchup in the cabinet yeah you gotta rethink this marriage i don't know is it serious how it's going on yeah she keeps it in

the cab all right here's the final question wait hold on put up in in that what do you where do you keep the barbecue sauce fridge okay yeah barbecue sauce kind of going making sure i'm not dealing with an animal i think you fucking know a guy over here right i know this guy ten fucking years he's keeping his ketchup in the cabinet and my last question is the syrup where would you keep the syrup in the cabinet or in the fridge caps well my mom would eat the my mom gets like the maple she'll get pure maple syrup oh keep it in the case this fucking all class yeah that's the final verdict right there what are you talking about he just answered ten fucking every question is trash is possible for the last 55 minutes he keeps his his his syrup in the right place all of a sudden

he's classy but this is this new money it's this to me he's like a kennedy you know what i mean there's what everybody in my neighborhood strives to be did you hear them from the cuscus sold the trash business they're doing very well they scammed some land off a couple guys out in valley that will cook and mess they're gonna build a compound that day the kids are going out there too well syrup once i open syrup i'll put it in the fridge just for a good measure yeah you gotta you gotta play it safe a little bit but i don't mind if the syrup is out of the fridge to me it doesn't matter i gotta one more while we're on this is these are all very recurring butter did you keep it in the fridge or like on the counter growing up it was out all day but it

was not out as long as my aunt marcia's butter and milk would sit out all like my cousins next door their milk would you get a sip of milk over there and it was always like room temperature hang on a second there's something wrong with my earphones what'd you say more milk what they would sit out what because they had 10 kids so like they would the cereal setup was like you would use it and the milk would be in and out of the fridge so like someone to pour themselves a bowl of cereal was leave that milk out the butter our butter sat out all day long it was by dinner time you could just you know pop that stuff that's great that's awesome kevin thinks that's trash i think that's fantastic that's how you do it yeah but

where milk sat out pretty much all day long it was weird because it went it went so quick it got it was by a gal today so if you got milk in the afternoon it was ready to go damn room tent milk is disgusting another level of garbage oh dude it was wicked i would pour myself like a glass of milk over there it's like choking it like what the fuck is this i'm like i think you hear my mom and then just like fucking mosey out of there fire the glass right in the sink yo ain't get your shit together it was like cat milk it's like a warm bowl of milk dude i can't do that man my milk's gotta be ice cold and whole that's the way uncle it's gotta be screaming cold wow man your cousin's definitely garbage yeah he's definitely garbage what are you talking about

this kid's fucking trash he's got a globe behind him what are you talking about he's got a master's degree come on do you have a master's degree yeah i got a master's degree in social work and they almost kick damn i'm gonna kick out because of all the nonsense with the podcast but stay there really yeah they tried the students try to assemble and kick me out but some of them did last year you were getting you were going for your master's social work doesn't really count but when everything went down they tried to kick out of school yeah well it's just the students that's just how they are man they try to like rally together and be like we need him out of here but i also would argue with everybody the whole time during class because they would

it was just bullshit so i'd be like nah fuck that and then so they didn't like me anyway and then once they found that once they they found some dirt on me they were like he's out but i was just like alright kick me i was like hoping they would kick me out i'm like i'm gonna fucking turn this in i'll just you know this will be a good thing for my podcast yeah it's great content yeah you also can't kick me out so i sat there with the president was like you know nice lady too but i was like yeah yeah you guys really can't kick me out it'll be a bad bad look do you mind saying what school or no brinmore yeah that's fine oh wow oh yeah that was gonna say it had to be a small it had to be a tight tight crew yeah do you say to the to the lady that scary is that like

kick me out but it's gonna be a bad look for you no i i kind of said i was like you know and i she she's very very sweet and i really like the lady but i was i was being honest because she was being nice to me and i was like look man i'm i'll be honest i you know i can stay here i don't mind staying but there's a part of my brain that knows how to take advantage of situations and that part's thinking like if you guys kick me out i would definitely you know i would i would work with that as much as i could sure yeah yeah i like how he's tiptoeing around the words then that's very old trash money right uh matt mccusker i say all class kippy says garbage uh either way you're absolutely fantastic in our boat buddy thank you so much for coming on the show it's

great to see you great to catch up with you um other than uh matt and shane secret podcast that everybody loves is there anything you want the uh the folks out there to know yeah i'm doing it so after i got my master's degree i started i launched i'm launching a project it's a it's a auxiliary podcast but it's psycho educational called psych gnaw okay i'm trying to build peer-to-peer networks for people who can't afford therapy or just obviously don't want to pay a fucking hundred dollars an hour i'm going to try to guide the content through a podcast and set up four man groups where people can take like you can go on the website it's being built but it's anxiety depression whatever you can click whatever one you want and then you'll be

launching to a four man group where you can have like four people to check in and have something it's you know sound is good i guess it's traditional therapy but it's better and it's free it's at least something that's fucking awesome man congratulations that's my holy shit that's fucking great yep so that's what i'm using my degree for i love it kippy what do you got just uh you know thanks again matt you were after fucking shane's episode everybody flooded in and was like you gotta get fucking mccusker on so uh we appreciate you doing it um yeah just uh make if you haven't already please rate review subscribe on itunes and also full video available on youtube you can subscribe there and the fucking patreon just started cooking let's go pussies

yes sir guys thank you so much for uh for everything uh h foley on ice on twitter uh at foley grams on instagram uh thank you so much for supporting the podcast we appreciate you matt mccuster matt mccusker love you buddy love you guys man appreciate it buddy we'll see you guys later man