Asmongold TV - These millennials are a problem..

Episode Date: August 31, 2026

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Zero fucking shame. It's definitely one of the cornyest things going on on the internet right now. If you don't know by now, scalpers are pretty much people just mass buy items and just resell them. And they would just get their hands on majority of the stock so nobody else is able to buy it at the regular price. So I guess people, if they want the item, they'd be forced to go to them and they get a crazy margin off it.

If you really think about it, lame but one of the main things that get scalped that I've even talked about before is Pokemon cards got people fighting tooth and nail at machines trying to like shove each other for packs I'm good bro so embarrassing look look at look at oh my god yo this is barbaric like imagine going to Walmart and seeing this shit just casually and some people will dead ass throw hands over boxes over a goddamn Pokemon tin. Pokemon Scalper crashes out after cutting in line and being denied checkout. There's been a line there.

Alright. Are these three seconds already say enough? I know it's not really a... Are these three... Drink falls out. What a fucking idiot. Seconds already say enough. I know it's not really a crash out, quote unquote. He's not screaming at the top of his lungs.

It's a crash out, brood. The crash outs, brood. Like, yo, you are a grown-ass man. Acting like a spoiled kid. kid. Why do we have grown dudes in public acting like absolute babies? I guarantee you there were actual children in that line that acted more mature than this guy. I mean, let that sink in. In the middle of Target, on a tantrum, dudes in his like mid 30s, late 30s, shit's sad. And then buddy just started playing. We have such a huge millennial problem. I don't think people understand

how bad it is. I might even make my own video about millennials. Because I'm, I am a millennial. I'm 36. I think it's kind of obvious. I'm a millennial. We have a huge issue. And I could realize this. Even when I was in high school, I could realize that I was surrounded by a bunch of retards. Except for, of course, all my friends, which were not retarded. Well, we were a different kind of retarded. Nowadays, you have these people, and there's something wrong with them. There's something seriously, foundationally wrong with these millennials.

Ultimate Frisbee out of nowhere I don't know, he could have hit somebody in the head with that thing, for all I know. Pokemon Scalper's setup shop right outside of Target. Which has to be some of the most insane scalping I've ever seen in my life. So I'm at Target in the card section, obviously. Yeah.

There is no Pokemon. It's all taken up. No Pokemon. There's no fucking Pokemon. Like, imagine being nine. Yo, this shit would be... This is the same shit I said before, bro. You're 13 years old,

and you're competing with Pokemon cards. What? You're competing against grown men for Pokemon cards and also all the girls your same age. So depressing to look at. Like I know my days collecting Rescheram EX-Tins

and Kyoger EX-Tins. I would be sad, man. Like the amount of funds I would have to save up is crazy because of these goddamn scalpers hypothetically. Now I'm sure scalping existed when I was seven years old, but it was not this big of a problem. You take five, six,

Stalbos set up outside the store. They really have a whole last store. Wait, so they just go and set up a kiosk outside of the store so they can buy everything from the store. This is like whenever Mr. Crabs built the second crusty crab next to the first crusty crab. This is that level of shamelessness. Like this is all, this can't be legal.

I don't know how it is. Outside of Target. They bought the store damn near. That's probably all the stock Target had right there. They really just opened up a brand new business for the shit. This is genuinely sad. And the EV box is going for 160. I don't know if that's like insane.

I don't really like keep an eye on that stuff. But if I had to have that much motion when I was seven years old, bro, yeah, forget it. I would have never collected Pokemon cards in the first place. But Pokemon cards are for middle-aged men now. Like, do kids even care about Pokemon anymore? Like, I don't even know. Like, I, I genuinely don't know the answer to this. Aren't the only item being scalped in 2026.

Everything is. Damn near everything is being scalped. Even AP swatches? I don't even know what this is, bro. Like, you know, the rabbit hole in the clock? That's what this shit reminds me of. Now, when I looked up AP swatch online, 786 on stock. on Stock X for the green one.

$7.86. For that? Personally, for me, that's a $5 purchase. Yeah, that looks like something you get at the dot. Not even the dollar general. That's at the dollar tree. Because the dollar general things are like $7, right? Dollar tree, things are actually a dollar.

But it's AP. Everybody wants ice. So they want it. And just like every other item that has any demand, scalpers just lose their mind over it. same deal. They waited in line at the stores, probably like 2, 3 a.m. They bought them and they're now reselling them. Two grand on eBay. $895 for each swatch to each their own, I guess. But bro, who is genuinely buying this for $895? It's like, we want to chew you guys there with a whole

bag of swatches. Like, I don't know how they got 20 pieces, but they have 20 pieces there and every store needs to implement a two per person policy. And if you're buying these, like, I know this might sound crazy. And maybe I'm going overboard here. But Palantir can help with this. We need to have an international database, a national database, doesn't need to be international, national database of all of the people. And you need to scan a driver's license or an ID in, like the same as like you're buying alcohol in order to buy Pokemon cards. like and like this is true with

Pokemon cards any Squish mellows fucking glitter dumplings Digimon cards like you need to have this and there needs to be a digital Pokemon you know what they need to do

they can make it like a Pokedex system and so as soon as you bring in these different packs into your Pokedex you no longer can purchase packs from any other stuff store and only two people. Anything that's limited. Yeah, exactly. Like, because this is really,

this is, this, this is flock at the checkouts. Yeah, like a flock camera. So, like, we need to, we need to put a stop to this. I've had enough. I actually trying to go on carousel, getting, trying to hire people to come and queue for them. Scalpers are beneficial for the corporations. They're not. They're not beneficial. So like, bro, think about, think about. you're thinking two dimensionally. I want you to think three dimensionally.

What happens after the parent takes their kid there and they realize that the Pokemon cards are never there? Well, then the parent stops going to the fucking target, huh? Because now there's no reason to go there because the kid's not begging you to go to target because there's never any cards. So the instance in which the parent could go, like, so what you're thinking about is that selling all of this is the best thing, right? But what is the best actual way of reinforcement? Is it a one-to-one? It's not. It's variable reinforcement. When sometimes it's there and sometimes it's

not. But when it's never there, the behavior extinguishes. This is psychology, okay? So not only are you wrong logically, but you're also wrong scientifically. You're just wrong about everything. Yeah, they really sold that shit out. And I guess some of them are going for 2, 3K. You could just see the pure disappointment in these guys' faces realizing that these bum-ass scalpers just ran off with like hundreds of these, just ready to sell them for 10x the price. Dudes will really just scalp anything.

Like, honestly, the store's got to put a living... I remember we... I used to do this in Wow. I did this out of 16. I would buy out all the items or something. I would just resell it at a higher price. Somebody puts it at a lower price, I buy it, then I resell it. That's it.

Fuck them. It's actually so easy. Like, you just buy everything at a high price, and then nobody else can buy it. That's normal flipping? No, it's garbage. Like, it's annoying. Like, there's a reason why there's laws against that shit. On how many people can buy.

If there was a limit, this probably wouldn't be happening. I wouldn't be seen... I'm not trying to make it political, right? But, like, that's actually why I stopped becoming a liberal. I used to be a libertarian until I played wow and I started scamming people. And I was like, you know what? These regulations make sense. I shouldn't be able to do this. Yeah, this isn't fair to them.

No, I'm doing it, but like, no, really? Because like, I mean, it's like you have to have somebody that does this. Listings for nine grand, 11 grand for like a whole bundle of them. I don't know if that's like the genuine price or, Scalpers have just driven up the price that much. And of course, it's AP. The base price is already going to be insane. Now, this is something I never expected to be scalped.

Concert tickets. If I can't see my goats in person because somebody bought out all the tickets with a bot and is now reselling them for 2K, I'm going to be pissed. But basically, some scalpers use bots to buy tickets and they'll somehow just claim a bunch of them. And there's even been sightings where there's a whole row or like group of C, with nobody in them because it was all claimed by a scalper supposedly, I don't know. Wow. That's crazy.

Empty seats behind us. People didn't move into some of those seats from other sections, but either way, there were definitely spaces across the stadium for more swifties. I don't know, but it's a little bit suspicious that this trend is on the rise and that there's just coincidentally nobody in those seats at all. Everybody's a roach now. everybody's a roach everybody's trying to make as much money as they can nobody can get a job this is what they're doing and the reason why people are scalping here's the reason why is that they have a degree

in anthropology and nobody gives a fuck so what they have to do in order to pay off their $140,000 of student loan debt is camp out at a target on a Monday morning so they can buy out all the Pokemon boxes and resell them for a net profit of like $700. That's what they do. It's because these people don't have jobs. They don't have jobs. They don't have anything else to do.

That's what's going on. You legally hustle? Yeah. It's just, it's all connected. The entire group is missing. Now, what do you think these new margins are looking like? How greedy do you think the scalpers got with these? Well, now some of them, I'm just going to play the clip. So the caption reads, you mean to tell me I lost this ticket to a scalper?

Yeah? Yeah, obviously you did. Poo grand! Two grand! What the fuck? $2,000. That is a fresh PC right there. High quality PC for some concert tickets.

Because some... It's not... I don't know who he's talking. What do you mean? What's it going to run? Mind Sweeper? Um, wanted to scalp it. I mean, that seat isn't cheap to be fair to begin with. But it could have been one.

K instead of 2K. That price difference is crazy though. I'm not really sure what that seat would originally go for, but it's definitely not 2K. That shit's the price of a World Cup ticket. Let that sink in. Trader Joe's tote bags. Yeah, like dead ass. One of those reusable grocery bags. I don't even know how this has the hype in the first place to be scalped. This just proves what I said earlier. Dudes will really scalp anything. I can't imagine that being hyped up. It has to be the most overhyped product of 2026. I mean, just to give you an idea how hype this thing. I didn't even know this shit existed.

I found this shit scrolling on my four-you page last night. Trader Joe's line for Stripe mini canvas tote bags? This line went on forever. There's no way. I don't see how you can look at a line like that and still think that people should be allowed to vote. I don't see how you can do these two things. Like, it's either one or the other.

mind. That is Goy cattle. Over a grocery bag. It's all over this grocery tote bag. How is this even scalped in the first place? But yeah, we got dudes on here posting like this. You become a T.J. scalper because sneakers are dead.

T.J. Max? Never be limited by other people's limited imaginations. And you're buying a bunch of bags. You're right. You know what? He's living up to a shirt. nobody else could imagine being this much of a piece of fucking shit nobody another person a normal person would never even conceive of this you know back in the day when we had beanie babies like this didn't happen everybody just took their this is what so this is this is the paradigm shift that we've had

is that instead of 35 year old adults taking their children to buy Pokemon cards. Now it's 35 year old adults that are buying Pokemon cards for themselves so they can feel like children again. Like this is like this is some fucking, uh, like Greek poetic, fucking, uh, you know, like morbid reality that we're living in. It's crazy. Yeah, Kafka's just somebody. I, I don't even know. It's the millennia. Yeah, this is the millennial mindset. is that instead of having kids, you just always are a kid. You don't have kids. You are the kid.

You're 36. I'm out of my fucking mind. Instead of trying, because these people had such a great childhood, I'm one of them. These people had such a great childhood that instead of trying to think about how can I pay it forward and create that same childhood for the next generation, they just want to keep re-eastern. living it for themselves. And they're the same ones that kept the audacity to get mad at boomers for doing

the same thing. Boomers are the worst generation. Millennials are the second worst. Because the boomers had the millennials. That's what happened. I'm losing my fucking mind. Good job, Faddy. Get the fuck out of the frame.

All right, there's proof that they actually exist. People actually scalp these things and people actually want these things. A double whammy of shit. Yo, apparently this guy has like a hundred k in his hand because on eBay some of them are 15 grand, a set of four. How are they going for that much? Here's another listing for 4,500, for four of them. Never did I think a gross... Here's the saddest part of this picture. I don't think people realize and see it the same way I see it. Klorna. That's people buying...

trader items and collectors items on a fucking payment plan. They're buying this on a pay, you're buying collectors items on a payment plan. I, or of them, never did I think a grocery bag would one have hype or two be scalped. At that point, just consider me getting a rep. Even if it's like completely boof off sheen and it says Ray Joe's, give it to me. Now even if it's down to the wire, Another sad thing, scalpers will... I actually have a story about that. There was a girl that I know.

I'm not going to say the girl, but you can easily assume which one it is based off of the story. She had one of those little fancy, like, fucking, you know, those expensive, those, like, purses that are, like, $5,000 or something like that. And so she had this person that. that was at like a party with her. And she had the real version of the purse, and the other girl had the fake version of the purse.

And they put the purses next to each other just by, you know, coincidence. And the girl realized that she was getting maugged by this other girl. And then she started to hate the girl that I know over the girl that I know having the real bag. and her feeling bad for having to fake beg. And the moral of the story is that I don't know if the 19th Amendment was a good idea. I'm not sure. I'm not saying it was a bad idea.

I'd never say that. I'm just saying I'm not sure if it was a good idea. Even if there is a literal child trying to get a product that just dropped alongside them. They're going to try and beat them to the product. Scalpers will just get their hands on anything that's trending and they don't care who's in the world. They would rather scout the entire stock at Target than give up one to the kid behind them.

They don't care. No, that's a kid. Let him do it. Yeah, let him do it. That's fine. Damn, son. That kid's going to be a millionaire one day. Or he's going to be in jail.

Probably one or the other. But he's probably going to be a millionaire one day. A kid knows. Because that's the one thing. thing that kids have because like all these fat millennials can't run because every Pokemon section so y'all might not know this about retail stores but retail stores put all the fancy shit in the back that way you have to walk to the back and theoretically you get the advertisements from the things on the store on the way over and you buy more bullshit in the

store that's why the milk's always in the back of the store so they also put all the electronics and all of the uh you know collector items at the back of the store So you've got to run all the way of the back of target. So do you think one of these fat pig millennials is going to be able to run to the back of the store? No, but Kyle, who's hopped up on five monster energy drinks and three mountain dews, he's already there. He can get as many as he wants. Milk's cheap, though. You don't understand the way like, listen, don't you ever start a store?

You're going to put some people out of business. I thought about it just get going, bro. Smart kid. That's crazy. Smart kid. Insanely smart kid. Look at him. She grabs the whole box.

Wow, that is pathetic. Wait, wait, what happened? I want to see this again. Oh, bro. The kid is right there. He's trying to get... He didn't know where they... Bro, like, you didn't know where they were.

Yeah, bro, he didn't have the map knowledge. Exactly. Like, whereas, like, these adults knew the... They knew the layout of the map. Because they've been there a lot. Every single one, bro, and he's chasing after him, bro. Wow, that is pathetic. How fucked up in...

See, that kid one day is going to grow up and he's going to vote in, I think, a very specific way. And I can't wait. I can't wait. I see these kids and it's like, this is the villain art. This is it. That's a future chud right there. That was the beginning of a chud. The head do you have to be

She really did all this bullshit Running full speed She was grabbing them off the ground Horting it like an animal Trying to get the last remaining scraps of food That's really how she was moving Was it not? This is really just barbaric type of behavior

She's the whole box I don't also You know what really Pisses me the fuck off bro Is whenever you have these scalpers That Get mad that somebody else scalped better than them

and they make rage videos about scalpers. Meanwhile, you and him are there at 7 a.m. at Target. You're both there, and you're making a video about this person because you lost. Don't tell me you're breathing heavy after Target. It doesn't say there's a limit. There's a limit of two. Patriot. That's right, you fat pig.

Take them back to the store. That's. our country back, gentlemen. That's how we do it. That's how it works. One, one Pokemon booster pack at a time. Two is more than enough. Thank you so much.

They're not even Pokemon. What, they're just these stupid little balls? Nah, shut up, bro. Like, shut up. Like, you're trying to do... Nah, dude. Like, you're... All of y'all are trying to do the same thing. Crazy.

Nidos are stress balls? speedwalking and running. What's a needo? Let me look it up after this. She was just told there's a limit of two per person. And then she's like, um, I didn't say. I actually didn't say. Like, just put them back.

And that's how the kid got one in the end. At least the kid got one in the end, but just look at the behavior beforehand. At least Target did something about it. Because if they didn't, the kid would have got nothing. I remember back in the day, there was a rare skylander that just popped in GameStop. It was called like Cammo. I dead ass put those instructional baseball league skills to the test there

and did a baseball slide to the shelf. If 8-year-old me was moving like that, imagine now. You know what they need to do now? They need to do a video where like a dude goes and he goes and buys all of it out for the scalpers and he waits there at the place and whenever there's a kid that shows up with their parents, he just gives them a booster box for free.

he says you were here for Pokemon weren't you? Well I was here for you and he gives it to him. That's how we take our country back gentlemen be the change would I have to do that? That would be crazy like bro like

because somebody gotta put these losers in check somebody got to put these little rat weasels in check bro like something's got to happen that'd be sweet I like that this sounded out a lot. This kid scalps at school.

I used to scalp at school. I bought fireworks and sell them at school all year round. Heat with more and more scalpers every day. Even products from 2025 were scalped, such as like Labuboos and the Bear Cup. Isn't it crazy how like nobody, like literally nobody cares about those things anymore? Like nobody cares about these things anymore at all.

Like nobody cares about Laboo anymore. Those viral best beliefs scalpers will be there to capitalize, even if it's trending for like a few months. But if you want to hear about that Labibu and Bear Cup hype, watch this video right here about consumerism. Go watch it now. So if we, if we showed up, because I guarantee you that I could get to the back of the store before fucking anybody. Like I used to run a lot, right?

I used to run all the time. I used to be very athletic. Now I'm not anymore, but I can run to the back of the store pretty fast. I'm 6'435 pounds. You know, I walk on a regular basis. I could make it to the back of the store real quick. So I think I might do that. I might have to do it.

It's the waking up part, yeah. You got to do it. Someone's going to shave your head. Yeah, do it on a YouTube video. Oh, I wouldn't do it on a stream. I don't do anything IRL on stream. Just not even for like a Charlie Kirk reason, but just because I don't want to create

a disturbance a public I don't want to create a public disturbance it's just like I just don't want to do that right I don't know what you really want me to say I just don't want to do that let me link y'all the video

let me link y'all the video that he's a channel called the duck the duck this guy this guy made a good video I love I love watching these scalper videos like I do

like and then you know what you do right is like imagine so these are the Pokemon cards, right? This is you running to the Pokemon cards? Ooh, you know what? Let's draw that stick figure differently.

And so what you do is you have a bag. You have a bag and inside the bag, get ready. Marbles. So everybody else that's trying to run over and get the car, cards goes to the marbles and they fall down and that's what you call natural selection. It's like Mario Kart, right? Obviously. Scopper's nice. Yeah, sure. The visual aids. Yeah, I just want to see a visual aid understand what it is. But it's a bit much. Nah, people, people buying

them Pokemon cards. You don't need to, you don't need to have people doing that. That'd be a bloodbath. Yeah, exactly. Wear a disguise. Yeah, I wear a disguise. I put on like a fake mustache or wear a wig. It's not me. It's somebody else. What's a needo? I don't, like, I can't even keep up with this. I want to refer back to our database. We'll watch a cop video after this, but real quick, let me, oh, where is it at? So this goes into goy toys. Okay.

Pokemon, glitter dumplings, Labuboos, Funko pops. Goy toys. These are indeed goy toys. It's a fancy stress ball. Yeah, they're goy toys. They aren't. You just squeeze them, they're ADHD toys.

Oh, well, there's no wonder millennials want to buy them. Of course, because they're all mentally fucking ill.