Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 238 - The Best Of The Aunty Donna Club Part 2 - Mr Moustache Man 2

Episode Date: January 19, 2021

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Good evening. It's me, Zach Ruane from Antidona. Now we are taking a short break from the podcast and as a special treat to Tiju over, we are leaking some Ant-donac club podcasts over at anti-donac club, Howard by Patreon, which you can check out at www.anti-donacclub.com. We do minimum two free podcasts a month, bonus podcasts, and we thought, you know, it's been a crazy crazy year it's been a bit of a wild why not give our regular joe listener a bit of a taste this podcast

is Mr. Mustache Man 2 we put it to our club members what they wanted to see and hear and they chose this this is a sequel to Mr. Mustache Man. It's real fucked. I hope you enjoy. Hello everybody, welcome, Worms, maggots and dear friends. This is the Antidona Club held by Patreon exclusive podcast number one. This podcast is more of a humorous nature bonus podcast of the oak of the podcast we put out to the whole world. We asked the question yesterday from when we recorded this about what you wanted our podcast to be about It was unclear what you wanted because that wasn't the best system will change that for next time more on that in the other podcast But we're gonna go with Mr. Mastashman 2

Now I just want to explain I Before we launch into Mr. Mastashman 2 I explained I before we launched into Mr. Mastashman 2, we were doing the podcast before and I had some sound issues so we had to stop the podcast again. But Broden and Mark had a really funny, really funny sort of bit that they were doing. It was very organic, it was very real. It was a taste of their friendship, just something really organic and honest. I'm not, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm doing like, cum sounds and marks doing like, scared sounds. Yeah, that's good too. That's good too. So I'll go, I'll sort of go to say, now could you recreate that moment for me and then you do that maybe to come something? Or I don't know, it's up to you really.

You just, oh, that's a question you do, whatever you want, that's the beauty of improv. So do you guys wanna do that now? No. I don't wanna try and recreate the magic. I was trying to go for maybe, someone you maybe, ah! Maybe try and find some new magic.

No, but it was so genuine and authentic authentic you made the joke about that old sketch we did We're brodden played a director genuine do you want me to be genuine? Yes, I'm genuinely excited about what so to stream Now has Pepsi concentrate. I saw this I saw this and I thought of you brodden So because so to stream was bought by Pepsi more... How long did it go? But I've been out of here in a half a year and I was like... I think 50s.

Because of that Pepsi, male delivery across the Great West. Hmm. This is when they bought soda stream. I think they bought soda stream in like, 2018. My bed. But I was excited about that for a number of reasons. I thought maybe that'll mean they they they do less things. But this is the most exciting thing I've ever

heard because I love Pepsi and I love I love you know recreating. I love recreating. Actually, I'm going to infuse this into the character of Mr. Mustache man. Right, start playing the last 20 seconds of MMS. I mean, Mr. Mustache. MMM. MMM. Mr. Mustache. Play that last 20. Now, Eric and Broden should play the director.

We already fucked his tea. We're starting that in the last fuck. Because he already played a director at an anti-donna sketch. That's right, I played it in potentially the most non-donna sketch that's ever been made by Donna, which I feel very responsible for, because I wrote that when I was going through my comedy equals the office phase. I played an English man.

Oh my God, that's the genuine moment. You recreated it for me after all. We did it, it was beautiful Zach. That's the best thing you've ever seen. That's the best thing you've ever seen. That's the best thing you've ever seen. I love this so extreme Pepsi. Is it at the shops?

Because I've noticed that discontinued the normal. J.B. High five. Yeah, you've got to get a J.B. High five. That's the J.B. High five. J.B. High five. Because they're not selling the collar flavor anymore at my local supermarket. Yeah. And it must be because they're they're

Running that out they're replacing it they're replacing it with the Pepsi and the Pepsi Max great move Very good move very smart. It's a way to have Pepsi in your home Finally, do you think if it does well they might bring out like because it's massive seven up Pepsi some kissed Some kissed is so much better than Fanta. Boys, let me tell you about a little thing called vertical integration. Mwah! Okay, let's start, Tom.

I have the last 20 seconds, and then, and then Brody will say, Carton, then we'll go from there. All right. I don't like mustachees. I'm in it for the mustache coin. Mr. Mustache man, $17 for a mustache, $18 for a mustache. Mr. Mustache man, I'm so mad for the troll, but I'm going for the right proposal to teach

her. Cut! Oh thanks. Thank you so much for directing this ad as a favor for me. Steven Speb. No, it's absolutely fine. I'm happy to come on and do a little directing. And for your base so many ads, I may miss the mustache man ad. What catering?

What catering? What catering? Catering. What catering? What catering were you awful lunch? I'm sorry. I'm excited. You want me to give me a SIM. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Excuse me.

I'm sorry. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Excuse me.

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Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me, Spalb. Steven Spalb. I'm not overwhelmed with the content with it. You are so famous. I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go,

I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I. No, sorry. I'm saying excuse me Steven Spell because I need to ask Kater a question. Kater, I stop with the hot dogs hot chips. Stop with the hot dogs, Rhymer. Fresh onwards every morning. Oh my goodness. Oh, I'm getting a fageta. Oh, I'm getting a furious. I'm getting furious. I'll get rid of this as a place. I'm getting furious. I'm getting furious. I'll get rid of this as a place. No, listen to me, Cadre. Want you to look at that window. What does it say on the window? Mischimastashment.

Spellberg said it right. Would you say Spellberg? Yes, it's Spellberg. It says, closing down a sale. But next to that, it says, Mr. Mast. Yeah, who is Mr. Mastashman? It's me. It's Zack. Yeah, or in the movies played by Gina Davis. Yeah, but this I love if she plays a lady baseball. I made that movie. It's a you when you go to the grave of this all the dead women in the field. Yeah.

Mark, Mark. This whole movie, I can tell if I'm confused I think. Madonna. Madonna is an angel in the outfield. Mark. League of know you're thinking League of know. Oh boy, I'm enjoying the outfield. All the things.

Mark, listen to me when I tell you, when you're in my shop, I am boss. Not spellburg, not hot dog. Yeah. I was talking to Steven spellburg about my ad that will make me a celeb. And you come in and you say, you say, giving hot dog. You say, giving hot dog. You. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I have power. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know, Paul. I was just, we're not, I got, I came, I come here say, I got a job to do and I got 10-Sam, one cheese to hot dog and I didn't mean the rubbed

I didn't mean the rubbed like top and lee Jones and play the volcano Spurg get right to the biz figure out what next shot Yeah, I'll really do that, but I think I'll go do my job too and I need respect all respect him but he's the thing she's hot dog uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh she's hot dog uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh my double jeopardy. Oh, what I'm saying, John. Yeah, she never did it. She never did it. She didn't do the murder. That was the thing. I was gonna say, actually, John.

Yeah, she said, where's my hot dog? Oh, I sure have been there. You can be. What? What? What? What do you mean I can be? Here's a deal. When you live a Hollywood, anything is possible.

You can be. What? You want to be. I'm going to put down one or the hot one on a dog I'll be back I'll be back for a minute. I'll let you two You took great make up I bought a way anyhow any mustache

Excuse me? Yeah, and any mustache Excuse me? Excuse me? Theocross alive? I'm coughing here. Here's a thing about you. Oh no. You come into Caram Down shopping centre.

You steal my wife's son Lee. And I still give you the respect. Yeah. I say there's the no better caterer. A spell book won a caterer from Los Angeles. Alright, he said I'm only doing this job if I get caterer from Los Angeles. I said no. I'll get in a man he make all the best sandwich. You can be. What? What's that got to do with in? He can be. I can be the kid on double jeopardy. I think what Sprinberg is saying is if I believe in the hot dog, if I believe in a true

and word and believe that I am the one that can, then I could do the catering on double jeopardy. A movie that is almost 20 years old. More. This is a magic of holy weird. People think that holy weird is a place where people vote for certain ways. No sir, holy weird is weird because of magic

and time travel. People move from Midwest of America and they get in their car. They put on their cowboy boots and start a new life on Zac and Cody. And then months say, you work hard, you might one day be euphoria. It makes me lose. It makes me lose, man. Yep, you're only mustache for me. Oh no. Oh, he's a man. Yep, you're only a master for me. Oh no.

Oh, you cross the line. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no, it's close down, say I'll not give away free a master, say I'll. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I lost like crazy man. I'm into my shop.

Ha ha ha ha. I give you $25 million to make this ad. I thank you. And you have the audacity. I know. What? I just found two boxes of moustaches that go out of date tomorrow. Oh, give, give.

No, give. We gotta get rid of them quick. I want to get mold. We have to sell them quick. I think I've got an idea for an adventure. Can I have one? Yeah. Two thousand dollars. Oh, God, I'm making vest.

He's what I'm going to say quickly. I just gave a wing to Spellberg because he understands value of pressure This man played his card. He wants a mustache so bad Stop laughing at me. Yeah, I'm not creative like you two. I'm I'm You know, I'm not gonna play, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, My precious Yeah, yeah, we're in neck-a-chief. All right, let's get on Mr. Mustache man. Let's get Excuse me, Stache man. Action. Hey, thank you for coming down. I can't remember the first time we go on a mustache on sale for anyone. You get in your car. car. car.

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That's alright, man. Would you like to free my stashers? No, I'm alright. Alright, bye. I'm alright. I'm alright. I'm alright. I'm alright. I'm alright.

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jaw. Oh my god, I got you in because you directed an episode of E.R. No. You directed you're like full holly. No yeah. I tell you a little story about your. There was supposed to be so much more jaw. And that, we have much more. Bigger, more? 15. For fuck, can't, fuck. There's supposed to be so much jaw.

But there only one jaw in the move. I actually said, didn't I say the last one? I'm not catering Mark. Yeah, but that movie, that was like that movie needs more joy. You just say that, you said, this needs, this is lacking about 14 jaw. And I said, but the whole point of the movie is called jaw. Can I not jaw as? Can I be honest with you?

Me? Can I talk? Yeah, for Mark and for Steven Spielberg, Broden. Yeah. Can I be honest with you? Me? Can I tell you? Yeah, for Mark and for Steven Spielberg, Broden. Yeah. I didn't think that there wasn't my opinion. I read it in Empire Magazine and IMDB.com. I knew that that was the true history of jaw.

I pretended it was my opinion. Let's string him up. Yeah, let's string him up. Come on, we go string him up. Yeah, let's string him up. All right, come on. Get there. Yeah, some string. We need ball string. Oh, left mind in the crown in that. Oh, there boys and girls. Oh, it's is the string man. This is the string.

I just heard you across the hall. Then the hall passed the watch. Do you? And I hear you need some strings. Yeah. Mr. St. Oh my God. I'm in the middle of that man.

Yeah, I know the man. He's like me and him have been fighting the rent hike at Carrham Down shopping center. So you are the man. You'll be fat man. I'm a big fat man. Big jolly fat man. And I was once a federal member of the labor party.

You got some pile no shit. I'm going party. You got some pile of shit. Mm. I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. I'm seeing it. Hey, don't eat that. Let me take your order. You want one hot, or do you want a Dutch cheese or a Dutch? Oh, cheese, low, wheeze.

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It's like a wiener. It's like a wiener. It's like a wiener. It's like a wiener. It's like a wiener. I'm being fat because I go to LD but I didn't lower my budget. You breathe heavily? I, I, I, what? You breathe quite heavily. And I'll tell you why I breathe heavily because I had a budget of $120 a week for groceries. And then I switched from Cole's to Aldi, but I didn't allow my budget and now there's so much more food.

And my... The Aldi is germ. And there's so much cheaper Aldi, you can get fish. You don't bring your own box. You got me your own box, but you can get fish I don't care for the fact that girls at the Till the sitting I think it's a little bit lazy

But they're back, but sometimes you can hear your bow. I used to be a shia chick back for a little bit I was a cha chick and I'll call her my back. I stand there so much I heard my bow out. I wish it was a seat. Oh, with the L, the L's like these fucking cans. Really? They don't know how good they go. Oh, it's little. Oh, sorry. No, no, no, you talk. We're saying should show you can talk. Oh, sure shall be sure. We're giving you the platform back Smaks support women. Hello, so I am a chiropractor I'm the son of I'm young and I'm cool. I moved to this you see into in in a city to learn co-op and I've come back to

Karam Downs, I've been to front, right down the hall. Oh, thanks so much. Oh, well, which is quick question, very quick. She's a hot dog. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Health and fitness is my number one goal. Unless that hot dog is paleo, it's not for me.

Is. Okay. But did you mention a sore back? Because I've got, I'm going on a trip to Clarke Raba. And I could get you a couple of thingies before I under your back and do some crap at you. Now I sorted it out years ago mate. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm for the Krishiswansung. Oh Krishiswansung. The power of a tractor. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

It's me, Mr. Mastashman. You are a man of chameleon. And I've got to say, there has been too much hullabaloo. All these people coming into the room, including Mr. Mastashman. I've got to say, there has been too much hullabaloo. All these people coming into the room including this chameleon here. I just want to shoot my god damn ad get home and enjoy a Pepsi. But a Pepsi at home I hear you ask yeah I hear you go Pepsi at home yeah I hear you ask. Yeah. I hear you go Pepsi at home.

Yeah. And I've got some news for you. What? My friend Broden Kelly from the comedy troupe, Auntie Donna told me that they now have so-to-stream Pepsi since their acquisition a couple of years ago of the company. About $10.50. You both spoke at the same time. I don't know which one to respond to.

Where's A and B? Where's Barker? He's disappeared from the zoo. Oh, there he is. He comes back from the zoo. He's where is he gone? Oh, he is. It's Mark on the zoo. I'm one of those probably. Where's my hot dogs? Oh, no. I've had hot dogs. I've got a devil of hot dogs.

Where's my hot dog? Alright, shall we describe the devil of hot dogs? Yes, he's red like a hot dog. He has great big horns like two hot dogs at all. He's temple. He presents himself in a pan of boiling water. He is a hot dog. He is a hot dog. He presents himself in a pan of boiling water. He is a hot dog.

He is a dog. There's a word with mentioning as well. I've got the red skin. I'm a red skin hot dog. He's a red, he's like a frankfurter. And he's part of the, he's part of, because he's the devil, he's part of, part of Pauline Hanson's political party.

He's a little bit of political humor for you. Yes, and backwards views on immigration. And he's kind of... I just want a hot dog. I'll get you one. Bet he's an anti-vaxxer too. Stop being political. I'm being political, but don't worry. Bet he's an anti-vaxxer too. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha clap and cheer. We have some more. So just instead of doing jokes can you just say things that politically I agree with?

He has, but don't worry, I'll give that to the people. Tom DePort Coffee! Let me tell you something. I think that both sides are chitter-chattering too much. I think I believe in marriage equality. I think Pauline Hanson is an idiot. I think that who are you by the way? Yeah, what are you doing here? Me? I'm Mr. Mastashman. But he's the two. Wow! In the flesh. I have your all-grid. I'll do an autograph. Can I get used to? Can I get, can I get, I just gotta say, my boyfriend is such a big fan. Can I get, he's gonna be so jealous. He's seen my ads on channel 31.

Yeah, and he got mustache too, got five at home, but one of them's about to run out of expire, but he's got 10 ten he's such a fair can't decide what or not. Bring back the big fat man. Look at it opportunity here. What is the effect I get? The unmiss him. I'm a fan of mine with boyfriend that likes me. Come to this corner over here where we can quietly discuss a deal for not just a new fifth master but five new master. I can look his.

Five new master. You can. You got this. Well, you're my celebrity pass. So that's okay. You can. You want the fat man again? I'm a cheer.

You bring back the fat man. Why don't we all go to his shop, the street shop? Okay. I'll send him a photo. I'll send him a photo. I'll send him a photo. I'll send him a photo. I'll send him a photo.

I'll send him a photo. I'll send him a photo. I'll send him a photo. I'll send him a photo. I'll send him a photo. I'll send him a photo. I'll send him a photo. I'll send him a photo.

I'll send him a photo. I'll send him a photo. I'll send him a photo. I'll send him a photo. I'll send him a photo. I's not been 26 years. What? Yes, but I was standing up. I'm standing at the front, I'm shattering out to you. Oh, it was there, Bill. Tom goes fast when you find a hot dog. So I've heard a rumor that the caterer cheated on his wife

with Mrs. Deache, man. You're so big of jolly. You're fucking fat. I'm wearing a blazer that's even too big for me. I think I'm wearing a, does this make sense as a visually bitch? Go ahead. So I'm a big man.

I'm a great jolly fat man. Which is fine, by the way. We're not shaming you. It's just the big I'm wearing so vividly So I'm wearing a blazer Like a suit. That is too big again because I think it will make me look smaller So it's too big, but it hangs off the shoulders. It doesn't fit to the shoulders But here's some good news

We're going to cut two weeks into the future after I've shot a new episode of Query. Alright. Okay. Ready? Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

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What? Hot dog or cheese? I can make my own hot dog now. The hot one told me here. Oh, you got taught by the character of a culinary man. It teaches you to make one thing, makes you better person. Yeah. But I just want you guys to know that it was all the same crew.

Except instead of Bobby, he was played by Bobby was played by the Carson. What's going on? What's going on? No, no, no, you get out of my shop. What's going on? get out of my shop What's going on? Who is it out of my shop? I don't want to leave. I just got here. Who are you? Carson Carson

Oh, it's not the Grizzly he redecorated my shop when When he should not have he made it When he should not have, he made it... ...glovin' of all the strings. Uh, you hear, say, you'll be a put-in-a-blizer, Tisha. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, Catholic Wesley.

Please take a lot of this character for you to watch out. I'm your biggest friend. You're a big friend. Well, I don't know, I'll cut your hair. Then you'll be a buttier teacher. I put you to play that. Thanks, Carson, Chrisley. That's all right.

I'm gay. Carson, Chrisley. Could I encourage you to join the Labour Party? Oh, you know I don't want to go in on right now. I want to talk to you guys. Stop! I'm directly here. Spellberg, is the twist that this was all part of the ad?

Yeah, I just wanted to get a vibe of it. You're, I thought you were spilled, but you're regular M night carmelon. That was a twist. I have to go now. I'm directing, I'm directing Munich. Did you know, Ma, that he directed unique Jurassic Park 3 and Munich? Yeah, yeah, man. Jurassic Park 3 is my favorite.

Music, hey, also directed Munich. No one's same Munich. Eric Banner. Eric Banner. No one's seen you now. Big deal. Big deal, go. All right, bye everyone. Thanks for coming get over it. I'll let it go.

Alright, bye everyone. Thanks for coming to my shop and then I forget my car, your shop. What? I forget my car. Where's your car? In the car park, fuck, look whoo. You know, Mr. Spielberg, they say never meet your heroes. And you're actually a really nice guy for Hollywood standard. Go fuck yourself.

This is very polite for Hollywood standards and I should know I did an internship at Dr. Phil show. Oh he's a monster. He's a bull. He got mustache. He got mustache. But Alan says sorry. Remember, hey, just stop for one fucking second. Oh, one fucking second here.

Because I've got a question for you. I did the Mr. Phil show on December 12, 2012. Now, do you remember him having a mustache before then yeah yeah yeah no he did oh and I said cool mustache can I offer you a new one and he said I've already got a supplier in way we way ho and I said what the fuck is wayho? Where's Hollywood dick shit? Yeah. I didn't know that.

It's just a regular guy from Calum Downs. I was bearing, I just went to the footprints. But you're making your own, you can't beat the quality of Mr. Mustache man's, he may calm down Mustache, he's probably getting his last somewhere probably in China What the fuck are you talking about? I make a man. I get him shipped in like a Shipped in cheap selling live in life. I

Weren't you gonna give a fuck about you? Who are you? My man my man man. He's every kiss is selling this one thing What man. Have you ever considered selling this one thing? What's this? Have you ever considered selling this one thing? He's talking and he, you can't. You got to speak up. You got to speak up.

You have a killing. You consider selling this one thing? Bouncy balls. Oh, a bouncy ball. Yeah, yeah, mustache and bouncy bowl. You're a fucking idiot. You don't know market. Me?

I'm not making city road there with the hot dog. Damn, market. That market. Your market. That market. Cheese a hot dog. Good luck. I'm crazy.

I just wanna know what you're gonna do! Oh! Okay. The Lyshia was almost over and I don't know who she's all at the... Okay. I just need an order! So I can get on with my shit! I've never seen you like cheese. Well, have you blown my ring? I've blown the top, you've pushed me over the edge.

I want to just know if it's cheese or dog. I've got to take 20 people order. I'm here 33 minutes. I try to take your order. Maybe if you didn't come into my shop, MENUTES! I try to take your uh... Oh my bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea-bea I wouldn't have been so slow on the hot dog. You get out of here right now. Okay. Sorry. Hey, Spellberg.

I got a question for you, mate. I'm far away now. Yeah, I'm still in bars. I'm far away now. I've got three shops. Remember I told you this? Bearbar, I didn't know no city. Turnover is 200 million a year. Profit, profit, net profit, is 20,000 a year.

All right, that's a little percent percent but I reckon if you buy my shop and start and sell a bit more because you can make I want to sell you my shop for $50,000. I'll take it. You'll take it? Oh no sorry, sorry., you would take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. With a plan. Take it. Quick, quick expansion. I'll take it. I'll take it. I need the brand to be good, but I'm an old man now. I'm an old man now. And as the sea of men saying, I'll take it rung in my years. When you in that moment that my plan was a success, I would take that 50,000, pay my 25,000 in tax,

and take that 25,000 to retire in Darwin Even me and my wife sitting on the shores of Darwin Beach sipping on Oh no, the end. The end. The end. The end. The end. The end.

The end. The end. The end. The end. The hot dog. Oh, thank God. Finally, I'll get the order. 10 years later. So, just so everyone, though, hi, I'm Gregory. I'm the producer of the movie Mr. Mustache Man 2. When we first approached Mr. Mustache Man about a seat, or is the barn the same?

Katering. When we first approached Mr. Mustache Man and... Katering. Oh, hot dog. No, I don't. Cadarine first approach Mr. Mastashman and I. Cadarine. I thought. No. I thought your cheese. No, I was setting you up for a spin off. OK, bye.

I'll fly away. Keep going. Keep going. No, too late. You don't get your spin off. No, I want the spin off. Bye. Do I have a job to do?

And the hot, nice set. No. I want to spin a bar, I do have a job to do. And they are... No, set it up. Set it up, Haley Berry for my bond franchise. Set it up, set it up. Set it up, set it up. Set it up. Somebody set it up. Did you, what that I did?

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