Bad Friends - Hollywood-ish Bobby w/ Adam Devine

Starting point is 00:00:00 You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots. Wooo! Like Dave and Asi did. You two are disgusting. Wooo! Are you two or something? Bad friends.

Starting point is 00:00:12 Hey Adam Divine is here! Wooo! Ow! Ow! Ow! My boy Adam Divine. Mamme! Mamme!

Starting point is 00:00:22 So you sent me a poster of a movie Thursday. Yeah, I didn't listen. I know, I know you didn't even look at it because you're like, I'm gonna walk. Yeah, it's an invite to a screening of the movie. I'm trying to get my friends and people. I thought you were sending me friends with successful podcasts.

Starting point is 00:00:41 Yeah, I'm gonna take it. I thought he was sending me shit he's just in. So I'm like, I'll watch, you know what I mean? He wants me to watch that. And then I look at it and it was a premiere. Yeah, I can't make it. It's fine. All right.

Starting point is 00:00:54 Do you even know when the premiere is? Thursday. What, this Thursday? This Thursday, right? It's next Thursday. Next day. I can go. Okay, come.

Starting point is 00:01:02 Here's the fun. It's not a, dude, you're going to be disappointed because it's not the main premiere. It's not the main premiere. It's the fun. Here's the funny. Dude, you're gonna be disappointed because it's not the main premiere. It's not the main premiere. That's all right, it's a screening. I've been a screening. So can you go next Thursday? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:01:10 No, no, you can't. Why? You're on the road with me. I can't make it. God, damn. I'm so sorry, dude, that's fine. But dude, I want to watch it. Guy has no idea about his own schedule.

Starting point is 00:01:18 Can I hype up the movie real quick? Yeah, go ahead. And then I'll leave. Pierce Bros is in there. Pierce Bros is in it. No, it's the trailer came out yesterday. 24 million people watched it in 24 hours. And that was the highest trailer,

Starting point is 00:01:35 like across all platforms. A million people an hour? I don't know if they might have all watched it in the first hour. I don't know how it, it just. Yeah, but let's just say an average. Yeah, we'll say that is the average. And is bigger than murder mystery, bigger than hustle,

Starting point is 00:01:49 big over that then aren't movie game over man. So on the king of the world, baby. Is it a comedy comedy comedy? It's a comedy. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm excited man. You know me, Mr. Ego. You are, but is it a comedy?

Starting point is 00:02:04 Yeah it is. Yeah. I have to say you is it a comedy? Yeah, it is. I have to say you don't let me in the other things yet. I also have to say you and Tony Cavallero on that show. It's just the best. Have you seen them? The righteous Jim Sons. Yeah, but then them together though. Yeah, it's comedy gold.

Starting point is 00:02:17 Yeah, it's, I'm old friends with Tony. Good dude. Oh, old friends. Oh yeah. Good dude. But you guys together, oh my God, left, left, left, left, left. A big swing in dick and Hollywood. He is a Hollywood guy, isn't he? You know, we all are. I see this new studio. Not me. I'm not Hollywood. Last time I saw this studio, it was like a little shit heap. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:02:37 This room was like, this room right here was three times the size of your other studio. Yeah, this is. Yeah. Yeah, so the A. Adam, would you say that Andrew is more Hollywood than me? Be honest. Successful? Yeah, just in general. Oh, we're not talking success. I don't even know what you're hearing my feelings. I don't even know what I'm hearing. My feelings, you know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:03:00 I think you say yourself up with this. I think I can do. No, you know what, my heart's open. It's the case. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, there you go. I think I do. No, you know what, my heart's open. It's the case. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, there you go. Dude, I just saw you on a plane and a movie, a house party. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:03:12 Sorry, man. Yeah, dude, they had to spend more money on that panda. Pretty bad. That, you mean, oh, the koala, the, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the koala. Pretty bad. Pretty bad. The movie's not good.

Starting point is 00:03:23 No, man, it's not good. Well, it's not great, but it's, it's fine for what Well, it's not great, but it's fine for what it is. I wouldn't even say it's fine for what it is. I've been in bad movies too, and I don't like to, because everyone goes into a movie saying like, this is gonna be good. We're gonna make this good. And then you watch it and you're like,

Starting point is 00:03:37 oh fuck. House party's bad. I've never been in a bad movie. Really? Kicking those schools good. Kicking those schools good. Kicking those schools good. You have to be in the right mood to watch it. Yeah, you've never been in anything that's bad.

Starting point is 00:03:51 Yeah, tell me. I think your track record's flawless. What do you mean? I think everything you've ever made has been really, really good. I feel like there's an angle. I feel like there's an angle. It seems like you're setting something up.

Starting point is 00:04:03 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. I didn't attack. I think all your stuff is good. Go seems like you're setting something up. No. I didn't attack. I think all your stuff is good. Go for it. Look at this IMDB. This guy, look at this. Oh, don't be fucking a cop.

Starting point is 00:04:11 Well, first of all, go back to the top real fast. That photo from 36 years ago is hot. That's when I first met Bobby, that's what he looked like. Yeah. Were a lot of blazers. Was always fingering his asshole from the front. And the cuff, the cuff and the pants, dude. Get him too long, don't bother him.

Starting point is 00:04:28 Yeah, I did that. Roll him up. How do I switch that photo? I hate it. No, leave it. I really like it. For years I've been trying to switch it. Who controls that? You're right, dude. Dude, I don't know, do they? I've been wondering that too.

Starting point is 00:04:39 I feel like my IMDB photo is good, but my Wikipedia, so there's some asshole out there that just keeps changing it to, like, it's me on the Macy's day program. Oh my God. I think so. You wanna change that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:54 You please do because I don't like it. Dude, yeah. They had like a, I had like a really bad photo for a while that was from Comic Con, where I'm like, dangerously hungover. Yeah, yeah. I'm just like all the bad guys in there. And then that was that for years. And then they changed a twin that I actually like secretly really liked.

Starting point is 00:05:12 What was that? I was at the USO tour and I was like, I had a jaw long enough. For the troops, yeah, there's troops around, so I look like I care about. But I'm like, yeah, you know, and look up Andrew, I wanna see Andrew. I'm wearing a scarf, fuck me. Yeah know, look up Andrew. I wanna see Andrew.

Starting point is 00:05:25 I'm wearing a scarf. Fuck me. Yeah, what is that for? I wanna see Andrews on Wikipedia. You know what yours is? I have no idea. No, I don't know. Oh, that's fine.

Starting point is 00:05:33 That's pretty. That's fine. Here's what's creepy. Hold on, here's what's creepy about this. This is what I, I don't know. I've never done a thing to it. Yeah. That's from Neil Brennan's podcast that I did like six months ago.

Starting point is 00:05:46 So someone must be up there. Neil. Someone's up there. Neil did it. Neil fucking, Brennan. That's the fucking comedy police. And that's funny because he changed yours. Yes.

Starting point is 00:05:56 Uh-huh. It all makes sense. Do my good, man. Oh, man. Son of a bitch, dude. Let's see what yours is. Yours also. Oh, that's a really good.

Starting point is 00:06:04 That's from Neil. That's not bad. I swore to God. That's from Neil Brennan's I know it is so he's fucking doing it. I'm gonna do his podcast like a week or something I hopefully I get a good your picture will change Wow, I think he does that right not even in high res why they're doing like a shitty good I don't want to be in high res man when it comes to a photo. That's just living on the Shitty well good. I don't want to be in high res man when it comes to a photo. That's just living on the Be in high res. I understand that yeah, but I'm not good statically Adam if I'm moving I'm a high-res guy your high-res guy. Is he high-res? Adam

Starting point is 00:06:35 I'm gonna high-res you in high-res if we met yeah, you're You're 4k you're 4k dude and this is you need to be in 240. Yeah, I want to be 2D. I'm 720, you're 240 for sure. I'm 540. No, you're not. Yeah, I have to be 540. 240 doesn't even exist. Okay, you'll be 540, I'm 740.

Starting point is 00:06:53 I'm blurry. That's right. I'm 740. And the only way I know that is from PornHub, where you can adjust it. That's right, I know. I know. I don't know how to do it to my very fast TV, but yeah.

Starting point is 00:07:04 Sometimes when I'm flicking it from my phone to my TV and it fails because Apple TV won't work. When you're flicking it, it is all I heard from you. Well, I'm flicking it. When you flick it to the Apple TV and I've got a, I've written a few complaint letters to Apple saying you guys gotta get the screen sharing down. Like that, that screen sharing, it fails all the time.

Starting point is 00:07:20 And you know, headquarters just, it goes into a tizzy when they read that email. They're like, we gotta get it down. Well, what else is it for? What else would you need to flick from your phone to your TV for? For a porn, no? Yeah, if it's not porn, what is it for?

Starting point is 00:07:35 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what is it for? Yeah. What would it, honestly, there's no need. I'm gonna look at Instagram via. No, you know. No, Twitter, no, there's nothing you'd need to put from your phone on your TV other than porn

Starting point is 00:07:46 I'm convinced they made it for porn and they were like this is gonna be a cool. I don't know what you're talking about I absolutely don't know what you're talking about. I know you don't phone if TV what you talk to explain here check this out I'm sorry shortly after the war don't do this apple invented technology where you could flip your phone to your television. You mean mirror. Yeah, you can screen mirror. Yeah. That's what it is. Well, you don't just have a screen mirror. You can also screen share it.

Starting point is 00:08:13 So either mirrors your entire phone or you can just do just videos. May I ask a question? Yeah, go ahead, kiddo. So if I'm watching like John Wick Ford, by the way, yeah, he dies. He does die. Oh, shit.

Starting point is 00:08:24 Yeah, he dies. Okay. I don't know if it's a spoiler to me. No, does Yeah. He dies. He does die. Oh shit. Yeah, he dies. Okay. I don't know if it's a spoiler to pronounce it. No, he doesn't die. Yeah, he dies. Hey. He doesn't die.

Starting point is 00:08:32 You saw it? No, I did not see it, but they're like planning a sequel. Yeah, that's what's great about it. I don't know how they're going to revive. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's what's great about it. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:08:41 I'm curious to see what they're going to come up with. This is going to make you mad, and I don't know if I told you this. Go ahead. I want to go see John Wick for. I know you about it. Yeah, yeah. I'm curious to see what they're gonna come up with. This is gonna make you mad, and I don't know if I told you this. Go ahead. I want to go see John Wick for. I know you told me. Yeah, and I walked out. You didn't like it.

Starting point is 00:08:51 I walked out. I was, I think I had a heavy day, and it was like. I don't know where it wasn't. It just was two. I was like, yeah, I want to go see John Wick. I've seen him all, and I went in there, and I saw like 15, 20 minutes,

Starting point is 00:09:03 and I was like, I don't wanna do this. Sure. It's exhausting. John Wick is not, it's just. It's not an easy walk. It's just exhausting. And I wasn't. Not a brain power goes into it.

Starting point is 00:09:14 It also don't set in that story. I just didn't need like, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, I just couldn't do it. I was like, I gotta go. He made like, it was something absurd. Like, he made like, $500,000 a word, because he only says, like, he says nothing. He says like, 14 words and the whole goddamn thing. It's, it's pretty exhausting to watch it, because you're like, what is this?

Starting point is 00:09:38 Cause so I was in, you're like, who's that? Who's that? Who's that? I was in Berlin at Studio Babblesburg shooting my pitch-perfect spin-off show, Bumper and Berlin. At the same time, they were finishing reshoots for John Wick 4, and my god, we were like the only productions going at that time,

Starting point is 00:09:57 how like bummed people were when they would stumble onto our set, thinking it was John Wick, and have it all the time. They're like, oh, it's just bump on. I'll say it's special. Oh, nothing special. Can I just set thinking it was John Wick Like oh just bump on I'll say special Can I just say one thing about John Wick John Wiggins. Yeah, oh just a bumper. Okay Where is he located just bumper huh the black the black you see John Wick for I haven't known. There's a blind guy in it Not that I like to wait wait. I love blind people in stuff I like to wait. I love blind people and stuff. They came out with me.

Starting point is 00:10:26 I love blind people. He thinks blind people shouldn't be able to work. Do you ever imagine what that's what cancels Bob? No, Stevie Wonder biopic. Yeah, of course. I love the blind. You know what I mean? Sure. Whatever. Ray Charles. Yeah, there's Dave. They're blind. Who else is blind?

Starting point is 00:10:44 There's one, but he has blind? You know, John Wick does one. But he has the same skill level as John Wick. But he's completely blind. Okay. Doesn't make any sense. With timeout. Yeah. That is the thing of that movie that doesn't make sense.

Starting point is 00:10:56 That's the point I'm going to say. What was John Wick's look, dude? John Wick was just a guy whose dog was kidnapped. He doesn't have any skill level. Well, he was a, you know, assassin before. Yeah, kind of. What kind of, he was in the part of a family. He was a failed assassin. No, he retired because he fell in love. Have you not seen the fucking movie? Hey, hey, hey, hey. Tired in the end, the reason he went back is that killed his dog. Yeah, exactly. Was wife had died and they killed the dog that his wife gave him a dog and the dog. No, exactly. Was wife had died and they killed the dog that his wife gave the dog. No, no real assassin retires. He was not good. Oh, fucking this guy. Anyway, what

Starting point is 00:11:28 assassins go out? They go out like that. They don't fucking retire. Retire 80. He's not. He's like 50. What does he need? What does he get an attention plan? You're still riding high on house party. Take down the rest of Hollywood. He's five feet. Yeah. So anyway, there's a blind, I think that's fine. Does that make sense to you? No, yeah, it does.

Starting point is 00:11:52 Sure. Fine. He's Asian too. Yeah. So that's why I can make the noise. Oh, I don't know where, but it can eat. It kills like 50 guys. That makes no sense.

Starting point is 00:12:02 Well, no, he's using the force. He's like, he's feeling the same guy from's like he's feeling I think it's the same guy Look, I can feel you right now blind Adam blind his buddy Fancy Carlos. I can feel it. Yeah, I would have killed that was actually really good See see that I was really good Yeah, it's too late you guys moved in this nice new studio and then you spent 13 cents on your guest chairs. Like this seems like a real desk.

Starting point is 00:12:27 Hey, this guy Hollywood. Jesus. A bird cry for sat on that chair last. You know, many legends of sat in those chairs name name three. Berk, Chrysher. Okay. Well, a Tulu, Likolita. You don't know Tulululika Lita?

Starting point is 00:12:45 Yeah, I do. It's like one of the hottest young movie stars out right now. Who was it? It was a, it was a young T'lulika Lita is a girl. What's she? It, what did you do? You can't say two made up names. It looks like me to T'lulika Lita is a very famous movie star.

Starting point is 00:12:58 Can I say this? I think you're wrong. She's in Paul Mammots' new movie, uh, to change a name. I did. I watched movies at the level of house party and then nothing else. To change a name was a great movie. To change a name was so good. Paul Rudds in it. By the way, Tallula is not airplane material.

Starting point is 00:13:16 Is my point. Hey, and that's fine. That's fine. Ben Kingsley Paul Rudd. Ben Kingsley. Till the Swinton is in it. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were talking Kingsley, that's the chair. Till the Swinton isn't it? Yep, oh I thought you were talking about people that sat in this chair.

Starting point is 00:13:27 I was like, gee, okay. I'm gonna put it in there. I didn't know you got Dallula me. Sir Ben Kingsley to sit in this inflated room. Who else is sat in the chair that we can think of? Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis? Really?

Starting point is 00:13:40 Yeah, be done. Yeah, be done. After the brain thing. Yeah, well. After the brain thing. He was confused. He thought this was a dark, He was confused. He thought there's a new scocky sausage. That's just a dental officer. That's between Neil Brennan's podcast.

Starting point is 00:13:49 Yeah, a lot of people. A lot of famous people. No, you know why we got say that I'm like, you know, you could be the most famous person that's sat there. That's true. You could be the most famous, is that what? That's not what I'm fishing for.

Starting point is 00:14:02 But does it feel good? Yeah, I mean, I like it. So, I don't like that. Pricer broke it last week when he was on. Pricer broke it. Yeah. And I would, you know,

Starting point is 00:14:12 and you had to go, you had to go back to the target. I don't even know. I'm trying to think of a shooter store than target. There is a get the, yeah, to get this store. Actually, we go to those from Amazon. Those are Jeff Bezos handmade though. So those are Baylor Stitch. He does a lot of. It's a $7,000. Yeah, to get this store. Actually, we go to those from Amazon. Those are Jeff Bezos, hand made those. Those are the Baylor Stitch.

Starting point is 00:14:25 He does a lot of things. We're just $7,000 back. I take it back. Well, the best part was we opened up the rear deflator on that. So when Burke got in here, he sat in it and at the course of the podcast, he slowly sunk into nothingness

Starting point is 00:14:37 and then broke the braces on the bottom because he's such a fucking tard. And when he was sitting next to Mateo, and Mateo kept looking at him like, why is he like down seven? Why is he like this? And he kept sinking into the thing, and he was like, did I do it?

Starting point is 00:14:51 And he assumed that he was just too big for the chair. Yeah, correct, yeah, of course. But which we planned and knew immediately, and I said, he'll think it's him, and they were like, I don't know, I go, he will 100% think he broke the chair. Well dude, I think I'm gonna break this chair. No, no, you're a silly mini, dude.

Starting point is 00:15:06 You're a tiny little boy. You're a tiny little boy. Well, don't call that. No, I'm medium size. You're a tiny boy. Do you think you, you're at least, no, you wouldn't know. 168. No, dude.

Starting point is 00:15:14 You're way off. 182. 170. No, I'm 190 pounds. I just went to the doctor. Really? Are you really? 190.

Starting point is 00:15:22 Steal, there's steel on anything. Yeah, and I just lost like eight pounds. I was fatter. Thank you. How tall are you? Thank you really? One night. Steel. They're stealing anything. Yeah, and I just lost like eight pounds. I was fatter. Thank you. How tall are you? Thank you, five foot eight. Oh, yeah. Jealous. My best jealous.

Starting point is 00:15:32 I always thought you were a shorter guy. Well, I had to do this more technically. When I see you on screens like five four. Yeah, I get that a lot of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the thing. And I can take them. You're projecting because you're a tiny little man.

Starting point is 00:15:43 You know the way you say it though is rude. How else you want me to say it? You're projecting because you're a tiny little man. You know the way you say it though is rude. How else you want me to say it? You're projecting because you're tiny and little. You're tiny and little, like tiny little. You're a whole tiny and little of two different worlds. There's two different worlds. So I'm both tiny and little. Correct.

Starting point is 00:15:55 That's fucked up. You're tiny because it's true. But don't say Asian tiny. Here we go. And little as these compact. You can be some of these small spaces. Okay. I will say, I don't know this story. This is a bad story

Starting point is 00:16:07 But it all it like I was like damn. I hope to get that level someday Who I was like probably 22 or something and we went to greenblast me and you who's me you mean you? Yeah, I mean you I remember one other person. Yeah, I don't know. It was there. I don't know somebody one other person and We were eating at greenblast and you ordered so many goddamn beverages. You ordered like 20, not 20, but legit like six or seven different beverages. Let me tell you something Adam. And I was like, man, that's the best.

Starting point is 00:16:38 That's how to do it. Now I'm that asshole. I don't know. Thank you. I influence you. Yeah, you did. Now, why do you think I do that? Because you want to, you want to taste a little variety.

Starting point is 00:16:48 Yeah, variety, right? It's like in my pussy. In my pussy. Okay. You know, when I get pussy, right? Yeah. I do black, Mexican, why? Variety, baby.

Starting point is 00:16:58 Yeah, that makes sense. You don't do black or Mexican. They, why? They don't white. Most white, almost exclusively white. Yeah. Okay. Sometimes, sometimes Asians. No, I had Mexican girlfriend, Christine Portia.

Starting point is 00:17:10 Did you ever meet Christine? I don't remember. 30 years ago. It's fine. I've had them before. That's what I'm saying. Please don't call me a racist. You are.

Starting point is 00:17:18 I love vaginas. Sure. Of all colors. Yeah. Anyway, I like variety. That's why I order a bunch of stuff. Yeah. No, you do that because you're an addict and you're trying to have balance.

Starting point is 00:17:26 That's why he orders all the fucking appetizers. You're fucking addict. We go to the restaurant. Oh, the drug fiend is laughing. We'll get into that. Dr. Dukfiend. We'll get into that. Right here.

Starting point is 00:17:36 But every time we go to any restaurant, he orders literally four or five appetizers on the menu. And he doesn't really touch any of them. They just, it's just a waste of money to show that he can do it. And I liked it. Yeah. I'm saying that I appreciated that.

Starting point is 00:17:49 And I rich that page out of your playbook. So you still kind of do it. I still kind of do it. So if you're out with a friend, right? You're like, let's say what's a nice restaurant in LA? Boa. Yeah. Okay.

Starting point is 00:18:00 Well, you want to try a bunch of different things. You don't want to just come and you get the spoon marrow. You eat, you look like a guy, bone marrow. You eat the bone marrow? come and you get the bone marrow. You look like a guy bone marrow. You eat the bone marrow? I have eaten bone marrow. I'm not like super potent. No, no.

Starting point is 00:18:10 Adam, you're a bone marrow guy. You're a fucking bone marrow guy. Your friend says it. You're a bone marrow guy. Oh, okay. I forget where you came from. Back in Nebraska, you were eating bone marrow. That's probably true.

Starting point is 00:18:18 When they have two types of caviar, do you do the expensive one, a little cheaper one? I would probably try both if they have both. That I loved your attitude. We're doing Oak and Stone. This is me texting the group on the road and Carlos is response is Caesar salad, please. All Carlos got was a Caesar salad.

Starting point is 00:18:34 Bobby got garlic chicken, parm chicken wings, filly cheese, take egg rolls, the pretzels, barbecue bacon, cheeseburger. What a swing, the egg rolls, into pretzels, like a pretzel. pretzels. Like I've never seen anyone after an egg roll decide they need a full on. He's a carb god. This guy's carb god. He's never needed to avoid a carb.

Starting point is 00:18:55 Yeah, baby. What do you mean? You're a carb god. You consume carb. I gave up, man. He ate a whole loaf of bread at one of the restaurants we went to. They give you the bread. They just kept cutting it up. And he just kept taking it and they would fill it back in. And he took it and he ate the whole loaf of bread at one of the restaurants we went to. They give you the bread, they just kept cutting it up,

Starting point is 00:19:05 and he just kept taking it, and they would fill it back in, and he took it and he ate the whole loaf. We fucking Charles Bukasco, they're laughing at me. Dr. Drogfiend. Dr. Drogfiend. I know you, man. Dr. Drogfiend. I know what you did on the road, man.

Starting point is 00:19:18 You were there with me. I know. It was crazy, though. Anyway. But you weren't doing any drugs. You didn't do any drugs. That's right. You were a good boy. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:19:25 What else did I, did you learn from me? That was it. Yeah. Yeah, and then I saw your act. I'm like, well, I'm not going to take anything like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I gave you that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.

Starting point is 00:19:37 Adam, how often are you dipping back in a standout? Dude, I haven't been in, in so long. I, I, uh, what are we talking? How was the last time? My last was my special in 2018. Wow. So I did it in 2018. I was gonna take 19 off because I had a lot of acting work.

Starting point is 00:19:54 And I was like, I don't wanna have to like dip out on weekends. I just wanna chill. And then I was like, the goal is to get back in 2020 and then the pandemic hit. And then, since then nothing. Do you think you'll go back or no? I think so, Yeah. I'm getting the itch now. Why why though? Because it's fun. I'm like I look at you guys and I'm like jealous of you on the road It seems like we're having the most fun. Yeah, it's the most fun. I've had in years. We have a blast

Starting point is 00:20:17 I'm a real blast. Okay. Yeah, and there's no there's nothing in that water No, we're having a really good blast. Yeah, but I'm just saying we're having a real good blast. We're a good blast. But what I'm saying though is is that, um, you know, I look at you and I go, wow, Adam is really, you know, he's been moving with Danero all this stuff right. I was like, if I was in that position, I probably wouldn't do stand-up until Yeah, but you never will be in that position. That's what I'm saying. You got it. Keep doing it. I think he's never gonna be there too. You got it to keep doing it. I think he's never gonna be there

Starting point is 00:20:47 No, Adam he's never gonna get there We started wrong today Fuck you dude. He's never gonna get there. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Well, I probably won't you know what though? Oh, I'm gonna try This is this is great too and I I think I'm gonna get back to it at some point. But you should. Right now is when I should, I'm just being fucking lazy. Like there's a strike happening. I can't actually.

Starting point is 00:21:14 Yeah, there's nothing really going on. Is that why the buddy, your buddy fluent? He fluent. Yeah, we're doing a, I'm ripping a page out of both your playbooks and we're doing a live podcast. Are you really? Yeah, at the Irvine improv me and the work on it. When, when, when, when. Sure, this is important.

Starting point is 00:21:29 When? Literally on Wednesday. Yeah, this is what we're doing. We're doing it already. We're doing huge, two huge shows in Riverside Friday. You should do a guest spot. That'd be fun. Do you want to come do that?

Starting point is 00:21:39 So we get more than well. I'm gone. I'm doing a thing for NASCAR. What do you like better? Me or I? I can't do it. I can't do it. That's why I got this handmade.

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Starting point is 00:25:44 BlablaCara, blablaCara. You'll always find a fairie, even the last one. I don't think so. What is the pace car now? Do you know, do they tell you? No, I wonder what they are now. Because you used to have, you used to have a Camaro, didn't you? I still do. I think they haven't bought a new car. No, I think they usually do pace cars are Camaros, I think. It's your car.

Starting point is 00:26:17 Look up the new pace car for an ass car. I think it is because I remember the, oh, it's a Mustang GT, the all new 2024 Mustang GTs to make it a test car. Yeah, I got the like season one of Workaholics I bought a brand new, you know, Camaro Super Sport, and then I'm like, I'm gonna be a car guy. Like once it's start making money,

Starting point is 00:26:37 I'm gonna get a new car every year, and then never did. Then just kept that car. That's great though. Yeah, that's great. I was like, what I like it. You're out of the whole Workaholics true guys and friends. You can waste a fucking money. Well, I like it. You're out of the whole work of haulage true guys and friends with all you guys.

Starting point is 00:26:48 You're the only one I like. Thanks. Yeah, I knew that. You're the one that's really got his values and morals lined up. Those other guys were scumbed. Yeah, but a bunch of dirt bags. Yeah, I'm saying it.

Starting point is 00:26:58 No problem. Do you know any of those other guys? Yeah, one of them is on my podcast. Which one? The long-haired one. Oh, right. Good friend, yours. Yeah, good buddy. It's so great. Good friend? Yeah. One of them is on my podcast which one the long-haired one all right good friend yours It's so great good friend. Yeah, yeah, just give me the first initial of his first name. Okay. How about this? Yeah, be real though be

Starting point is 00:27:20 A Blake Blake Anderson. There we go. Wow. See I love him. Yeah, what's the other guy? What's the other guys? I Don't know because he's never done my podcast. Yeah, you only know men that do your podcast Whoa too much yeah, I don't know why I don't I mean turn it again. Give me another shot at it. What's the other guys name? I only know It feels better. That's like NPR now. You're absolutely right. Do it again. Do it again So you know Adam you know Blake and then you know Blake Anderson and you know the third guy there I know I know I can't say it. Yeah, you could say yeah, yeah, it starts again. So, you know, Adam, you know Blake, and then you know. Blake Anderson. And you know the third guy there? I know. Start truth it, can I say it? Yeah, you could say it. Yeah, it starts with the name.

Starting point is 00:27:49 Literally don't know. It's the last name, home. Aaron Holmes. Aaron Holmes. God bless. Aaron Holmes. Aaron Holmes. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:27:59 Bring up a photo of Aaron Holmes. The way he looks around like it's a spelling bee. He's like Aaron Holmes. Aaron Holmes. Yeah, there's Aaron Holmes. There's Aaron. That's the third guy. He's like Aaron Holmes. Aaron Holmes. Yeah. Waiting for someone to say. There's Aaron Holmes. There's Aaron Holmes.

Starting point is 00:28:07 There's Aaron Holmes. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Oh my god. He went to prison. Oh, terrible. Oh, terrible. There's a traffic fatality.

Starting point is 00:28:15 But anyway, the third guy from workaholics. Hey, man. It's never done my podcast. I've never been able to meet him. He's a lovely, lovely man. But if I met him, I would be welcoming. We just were at his birthday party. Yeah, we just went to his birthday party.

Starting point is 00:28:28 Never was an invite. That's why I was not invited. You actually were invited. He told me. He said I was a Bobby, but he never, but he must have changed his number. Who's birthday party? Well, it wasn't. Who's birthday party? Aaron Holmes. Yeah, I don't know Aaron Holmes.

Starting point is 00:28:39 That's what I'm saying. He doesn't have my number. Well, you do know. He was a birthday party. It was a party. I'm being a birthday party. Have number. Well, you do know they present was it was Party party. I'm pretty proud Have you ever seen workaholics what the Eric Griffin was in it and he was played what let me get guess Smiley

Starting point is 00:28:54 Smiley's his name on the show Eric Griffin no, no, there's a word that everyone yells out Montez Montez Montez close. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you ever do an episode of Workaholics? No. Need to deny. Yeah. One, two, three. It is weird. I will say that. Interesting. Well, who's done it? Hey, what have said? It's interesting.

Starting point is 00:29:14 Who's done it? Everybody. Everybody. You've done it? He's done it in his body. He's done it in a branch. Yeah, yeah. A cigarette, a played.

Starting point is 00:29:21 Tom Sagura, we're better actors than that guy. Yeah, I don't. You like that guy on the fucking show? You're saying Tom Sagura, we're better actors than that guy. Yeah, I don't. You like that guy on the fucking show? You're saying Tom Sagura is better than him and I comedy acting, comedy acting. What he plays is so damn real. I feel like we might be going for the joke. Adam, are you telling me that Tom Sagura is a better comedy actor than Bobby Lee and me? I'm, are you really saying this?

Starting point is 00:29:42 That holy shit. Look at, connect man. Did you did rap Bobby in there? Or? I love you. I love you. I tell you I've done stuff. You know, I've done things.

Starting point is 00:29:55 You could be on his IMDB upcoming page on his to come. It's look at that six projects this guy. Oh, let's mohle. Death and ramen, the throwback, drugstore June, dug out Sweet dreams borderlands. I mean, dude this guy. I have nothing in development. Yeah, nothing zero a lot That's a lot of stuff. So you the girl doesn't have it. That's right. Hey, I know hit him with it pop let him know No, it's all right. I love Tom. He's a great guy now fuck Tom Segura. I get it though I get you know there's a lot of shows. Yeah, I mean that you know that I my friends are on yeah, it wouldn't

Starting point is 00:30:24 Necessarily call me and use me. No, no. It is, it honestly. It does hurt though. I hurt a lot. We did 87 episodes of that show. They're, yeah. I'm offended on your behalf.

Starting point is 00:30:36 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got on the show. You should have been. Why look at it the same way as I look at sunny, because I'm friends with those guys. Yeah. And straight up, they were like, you'll never be on the show.

Starting point is 00:30:46 And I was like, why? And he goes, because we want the jokes. Sure. He's like, I don't want to fucking bring in another guy to do jokes. I was like, that's perfect. I said, 15 fucking times. Well, hey, I put you in game over, man.

Starting point is 00:30:58 So that's a movie. Yeah, but you made me do it with Adam Ray. I couldn't do it solo. Yeah. You were like, I'll have you, but you got to be in with Adam Ray. I couldn't do it solo. Yeah. You were like, I'll have you, but you got to be in with Adam. And I was like, well, can I do it? You used Adam Ray and not me. In one of your projects, it's great.

Starting point is 00:31:12 I was gonna do it. He was playing a cop. Yeah, we're cop. You could pull out, pull off. Let me see something. Put your hands up. It was never gonna work. First of all, first of all.

Starting point is 00:31:20 Get on the ground. No. Stop running. No one's gonna take this. Let me say something, okay. The guy George Floyd, he died, right? Oh my God. What are we doing?

Starting point is 00:31:30 No rest in peace. Yeah. Why are you bringing up George Floyd? Because his partner, the cops, what's the, Michael Schiff, what's his name? Yeah, there he is. Look at, he's a cop. What, what are we even looking at?

Starting point is 00:31:42 These are the cops with the George Floyd murder and look at the far right and tell you're hoping if they do a biopic. No, I'm just saying, you're saying that there are no Asian cops. I didn't say that. I'm not saying there's no Asian cops. I'm saying you specifically who you are as a person.

Starting point is 00:31:59 You should say my body type. No, you'd be real. I want to talk to you. I am, I'm talking right now. Yeah, you could play it on the table. You're saying my doughy body. Yeah, it doesn't believe it was a cop. Yeah, get the fuck out of here. The type of cops that we were going for, you know, we want to say Burley, or traditional cop. Just guys who look like. I'm just saying mind you, okay, that there are people that look like me. Uh-huh.

Starting point is 00:32:25 Hence, sure, I think there's a hype requirement. Yeah. Let me say something about this guy, all right. I saw all the videos. George Floyd, I love you. Preston Peace, okay. And this fucking guy, right, I could have done what he did. Timeout.

Starting point is 00:32:41 If this was a biopic, if they remade this, really, what comics would play these people? Oh, I think the first one would be Kyle Donagan. No, I don't know. Andy Hayes. Andy Hayes. Who's the second guy? Oh, it's gotta be. Is he black? He is? Yeah. But we have to go full black on it. As a cast. Jermar neighbors. I think we should go full black. Jermar neighbors. Jermar neighbors. And the third guy is obviously Anthony Jocelynick. Yeah, Jocelynick. And then if you say fucking, I'll play him.

Starting point is 00:33:10 You're gonna put the Asia guy? Yeah, I'll play him. You know what's so funny? If they had a casting and you probably would fucking campaign for it and you'd get it and you'd fucking piss me off, man. Oh, I don't think I can get away with that any. If you were like 15 years ago, I'd get that right.

Starting point is 00:33:26 Who would play that shang Wang could play him, actually? No, watch this. Ha. No, look, look, look. We'll call you. Little Hammy. We'll call you. Good, not real.

Starting point is 00:33:37 Little not real. Too much. Can we put that? That's good. No, Jesus Christ. Thank you. Can the name of your special be Little Hammy? Little Hammy? Little Hammy?

Starting point is 00:33:45 Little Hammy. Yeah, yeah. Cause you are like a little piece of ham and you do like little hammy stuff. What happened to the tiny? Tiny little hammy. Yeah, yeah. Tiny Hammy.

Starting point is 00:33:52 Yeah, tiny little hammy. Fucking bastard, dude. That's what we were on on the podcast that I do with the guys. This is important. We were talking about like types of food that we would be and like Durs is trail mix, because he's like, you know, you don't really like it.

Starting point is 00:34:08 He is trail mix. Yeah, he's not that useful, but you want a handful of it. Sometimes. Once in a while, it's okay. Blake is guacamole, because he's like two Californian, we're like, you get it.

Starting point is 00:34:19 Yeah. Anywhere else, they're like, yeah, that's fine. What are you? Ham. You're ham. Yeah, I was just like, and they all screamed it out once. Like your ham. Oh wow.

Starting point is 00:34:28 You are a little piece of shit. Alright do us what's Bobby and what am I? What's about what food is Bobby? Bobby was a food. And let me say something. Okay. Let me say something to you. Alright I'm gonna give you the go ahead.

Starting point is 00:34:44 Yeah right? Because let's go ahead. Yeah, right? Because let's get real. Yeah, I wouldn't be meatloaf No, right. I wouldn't be a Motsuball Wouldn't be a burrito right so let's go Like I mean like a big old like a big thick juicy little nugget of an egg roll. That's right? Yeah. Vegetarian or beef?

Starting point is 00:35:11 No, it's porky. It's porky. So a porky, fucking egg roll. Porky egg? Yeah, lots of sauce. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, good, Hammy, thank you for that.

Starting point is 00:35:22 I think you know what? I think you are to me. Yeah. You're a prime rib. You know why? Why? Because prime rib is very good. Everybody likes prime rib. But it's fatty and it's not good for you in the long run.

Starting point is 00:35:33 So for short period of time, prime rib, it's great. And everybody likes it and the sauce is good. You do, this is, this is, you're fatty fat. It literally exactly what Ders explained what I was. What he was having is like, everybody likes ham, but you don't want that much ham. And you shouldn't have too much of it. You shouldn't have too much of it.

Starting point is 00:35:50 It's gonna haunt you at night. What about you? I feel like you were. Dried something. Yeah, toast. Yeah, maybe toast. Yeah, something dry though. I'm an English muffin.

Starting point is 00:36:00 A stale cracker. Yeah, just like an old stale cracker. Yeah. You know what I am? Rits. It's fine. The cracker, Rits cracker. It, just like an old stale cracker. Yeah. You know what I am? Rits. It's fine. The cracker, Rits cracker. It's fine, but you don't need it.

Starting point is 00:36:10 But it's fine. Well, I feel like a salty cracker. And this is maybe a little too on the nose, but I think like I did a groufer. I feel like you'd be like a real thick piece of deep dish. Where, you know, it's like, it's good, and everyone likes it, and it's like, it's good, but like, it's same with the hand.

Starting point is 00:36:32 I can't have too much. You know what I really am? I'm beer cheese. I'm the color of beer cheese. Same thing, beer cheese is good. You shouldn't have it. No, you shouldn't have too much of it. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:36:42 Why do you have Asian eyes? I always want to ask you that. You saw the photo. Yeah, yeah. I see it's my father. No, I have people said that you have Asian eyes. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:36:56 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Are you mixed with some? I would have to talk to my mother, but no. Yeah, yeah. You should see his parents are the widest people you've ever seen. Really? There's no Asian in there. Because literally if you put an ninja mask on them, I we'd have to talk to my mother, but no yeah, yeah, you should see his parents are the widest people you've ever really Like there's no Asian and because literally if you put an inch of mask on them, you'd be like oh, there's a Japanese dude as an in cover your mouth

Starting point is 00:37:10 I'm let's see That's oh my god. Yeah, is that crazy? Yeah, you look a little Asian like that like you cover your mouth and look what it looks like It's almost the same thing. I might look Russian. You go ahead on people to think I look Russian hold on I might look Russian. You go ahead. Some people think I look Russian. Hold on. No, still, yeah, still Korean. Yeah, still pretty Korean.

Starting point is 00:37:29 You know what gives it away? No, no, no, no. No, still, you know what gives it away? The little tuft of chin hair that you've got. Yeah, really? Even a white, white in the eye. Still didn't. I always want to get surgery where I'm like,

Starting point is 00:37:39 I widen her. No. Yeah, I'm gonna try. Shut up. What you got to do it live. My mom did it. Really? You know my mom did it?

Starting point is 00:37:47 I can tell. How do you can tell? Cause she looks awake. She looks awake. She looks awake. Yeah, she's always like, HURL. She pulled the greatest thing.

Starting point is 00:37:56 You know, there was a clip from the show that went viral of me saying, I'm Bobby Mom and crossing my eyes. Uh-huh. And we did it in Phoenix where she lived. Now, are you proud of that? Yo, yeah. Yeah, all right. Oh yeah, one of my best moments Uh-huh. And we did it in Phoenix where she lived. Now are you proud of that? Yo, yeah. Yeah, all right.

Starting point is 00:38:06 Oh yeah, one of my best moments on this show. I'm Bobby Mom. Like it's one of my favorite. Yeah. People yell it out at me in the street. It's crazy. They make shirts. They make shirts, yeah.

Starting point is 00:38:16 But I said it on the show, because people will yell at us at the live show, and I said, OK, I'm Bobby Mom, and I did it. And then all year from offstage says, no, I'm a Bobby to mom. Yes. She came out to it and they went fucking nuts. Standing ovation. She got standing ovation and she went out there

Starting point is 00:38:32 for like two seconds and realized she didn't like it anymore and then just walked off. Okay, before she was cocky, she said, I can handle any quote out, I don't care, you know. She didn't know it was like 4,000 people. That was gonna be like 300 people, right? And as soon as she walked out, all the fucking blood from her face left,

Starting point is 00:38:48 and she was shell-shock. She wasn't, she was like, I did not sign up for this. This is the dumb, I'm fucked this. And immediately, she was like, okay, okay, and ran off the stage. And then she disappeared. Yeah, we were all like, where's Bobby's mom?

Starting point is 00:39:00 We wanna say hi. She literally left. Has she ever done anything like on stage? She was on Met TV. she did about four sketches. Oh, she did the bit, you know the bit, oh hot dog, that was her. Fuck you, dude. You piece of shit, yeah.

Starting point is 00:39:14 No, she did four sketches, my dad did a couple of sketches. They used to get residual checks. I love that. Yeah, it was crazy. How much money? I make a nine cent. I could put in the bank, dad. They wouldn't make a lot, but they couldn't believe that they kept sending the money. What's the lowest? What's the

Starting point is 00:39:30 residual check that just won't go away for you? That you'll get, do you ever know like, what's the thing that you did 20 years ago that still paid off of Samantha Hu, which was like the very first thing I ever did. Look up Adam, divine Samantha Hu. I need to see that. What was out of TV? It's Christina Applegate. And I'm like, I don't even know where the fuck it is anymore. which was like the very first thing I ever did. Look up Adam Devine Samantha who I need to see that. What was that a TV show? It's Christina Applegate. And I'm like, I don't even know where the fuck it is anymore. Whoa, third. Look at that cutie patootie.

Starting point is 00:39:52 Well, that's not, that's just from, but yeah, it was with me and Christina Applegate and I play her like assistant on the show and I did like three episodes. And. How was Christina Applegate cool? Oh, so cool. She's really, really cool. I still get like a dollar a year from

Starting point is 00:40:07 Herland, Kuma. Is that right? Yeah, yeah. That's big money. Do you ever get like like low end money like I Sticky sends I still get like 30 it'll be like 30 checks from From punked from MTV reselling punk. Oh Oh dude, I remember when you got that, I was like jealous, you like low key, I was like, oh, fuck. Well, let me say a story then, I'll tell you, you want to talk, not jealous, but I was like proud of something that happened to you

Starting point is 00:40:33 because we were friends. I remember so vividly and I have a bad memory. You came into the improv, I was at the bar, this is back when the improv was the shit. Yeah. And the old lounge, everyone was kicking it. I loved that part. And you know what it in the corner. It was like like Appetite and Sandler people were like hanging out. I was like it was such a crazy night

Starting point is 00:40:52 An Adam came in with Blake long curly hair boy that you like I like him and he said to me This is my boy Blake Anderson he introduced me to him and I said hey He's like Santino somebody to come and I said you do stand up, and you go, you caught it, you before you could say anything, you go, no, but he's a phenomenal comedian and writer, a comic. We're making a show together. And I was like, oh, cool, that's awesome. And I was like, what show?

Starting point is 00:41:14 And you're like, we're doing this show for Comedy Central, blah, blah, blah. And you kind of were, wouldn't shut up about it. Well, no, no, but you were kind of vague about it. Like, don't, you know, like, it's always, there's always a moment when you're like, I don't know, man, it's this thing we're doing, I have a fucking, whatever.

Starting point is 00:41:27 Well, you don't know if it's gonna be real or not. Right, you're like, it's my friend, it's cool, it's my buddy, and I was like, good to meet you, man. He's like, yeah, I hope to see you around. I was like, yeah, me too. And then I did a spot, I left one, you did a spot left, and then it was like, I mean, it's like out of a movie

Starting point is 00:41:42 that I remember sitting at home, seeing the previews for everything. And I was like, holy fucking, it's like out of a movie that I remember sitting at home, seeing the previews for everything. And I was like, holy fucking shit, that all came true. I was so stoked. I mean, I remember, I think I texted you back then, like, it was the guy that was your boy, that's from the thing and it worked. It was like a,

Starting point is 00:41:56 it was cool to see like when, when workaholics came out, like who my actual friends were in comedy and those that like secretly, I hated you. I hated you. I hated you. Yeah. Which is everything in Hollywood.

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Starting point is 00:44:15 ¿Qué? ¿Qué? ¿Estás mejor con textos? ¿Estás muy bien? Estás aprendiendo a responder. Estás aprendiendo a... No solo a un poco de cosas, pero también a un poco. Estás muy bien. Estás muy thing. You actually will say something back. So I'm proud of you.

Starting point is 00:44:27 I really am. I called you today. Sometimes you answer the phone in a panic, which I don't like. You go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Because every time people call me, I feel like it's something happened. But it's not.

Starting point is 00:44:36 It's like a devastating call. I feel like you guys work together. I feel like you should probably expect some phone calls. Like, have I called you out of the blue? Right. Someone died. And I need to... I know, right, right, right.

Starting point is 00:44:49 Blake. Let me tell you something. If so, I have to be the one to call you. I'll tell you. That guy that was on your podcast once that you couldn't hardly remember his name. Died. He was a good guy.

Starting point is 00:45:01 Anyways. I have a list. I'm on the b's. If anybody you know, you and I know dies. I promise I'll a list. I'm on the bees. If anybody you know you and I know dies, I promise I'll text you. I won't call. Really? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:45:10 I'll go Carlos died. I'll text you. No, no, don't text me that. Well, when we have a code one. I'll go Carlos gone. Or I'll do Carlos with the crossbow, the amount of the crossbow. No, no, no, no, no.

Starting point is 00:45:20 No, let's be real. Let's be real for a second. Okay, if it went in- But if in devil with the frowny face. No, the smiley one no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, swingers. We talk about that. Oh, that's okay. Eggplant. No, that's for fun. That's for fun. That's penis. Okay.

Starting point is 00:45:48 Maybe some sort of, how about, how about, how about thumbs down emoji? No, that could be anything. What about just three X's? Yeah, XX triple X. All right, so three X's. I don't think I want to watch the movie triple X. Yeah, so three X's, then I'll know someone died and I'll call

Starting point is 00:46:03 because I don't want death related in a fucking text. How about like, if we use like beeper code, remember beeper code, you know what I mean? Like 911 means you need to call me immediately. Yeah. Okay, what was 911 like so? 411 means I've got something to tell you. But 911 is death?

Starting point is 00:46:17 911 will say is death. If I, if I, if I, Okay, I feel this should just be a phone call. Right. I know, because he'll never phone call. Right. I know. No, because he'll never fucking answer. I won't pick up the phone. That's why if he texts me, then I'll call him.

Starting point is 00:46:28 Even if he calls you multiple, because no one answers right away, hardly. Yeah. So my friend, my friend, I could call him six times in a row. It wouldn't matter. Oh, but I see all your calls. I'm playing, I'm playing Elden Ring, and I'm going, I'm in the middle of this box.

Starting point is 00:46:43 Like we were supposed to leave, we were going to leave in Orlando, and I was like, you know, where's the guy? Uh-huh. And then I have, I go down to the front desk, I call, he doesn't answer. Oh, you pissed me off so bad. And I walk upstairs, I knock on the door, he goes, I know, I know! Already fucking a half hour late. But you know what you said that pissed me off that morning though?

Starting point is 00:47:02 What did I say that fucking made you mad when you were half hour late were sitting the car waiting for you? You know, it's funny when you're a little drug hyena laughing. I can't. You're a little frenzy to laugh, right? I haven't, you have another thing coming. Okay. Go ahead.

Starting point is 00:47:17 Nothing. I have nothing. But my saying, have you guys ever fought? Him and I, we've had some moments on tour. Oh shit, okay. Yeah, we've just, yeah. We hit a big pickup on the road. We hit a pickup on the road, but no fight, but it could, could come to it. Yeah. It could come to blood. I love him. All right. That's not like a real fight. It's like it's playful. Yeah. So then you kiss and make up. Do it. Come here and give him a kiss and make up. Well, I'll make up. Give him a kiss. Just kiss your

Starting point is 00:47:43 friend. Dude, your guest wants a kiss. You're not gonna kiss for your guest. I feel like that's- Kiss your homie for- Kiss your home dog for good measure. Yeah. See? Thank you.

Starting point is 00:47:54 Was that that hard? That was nice. That was nice. That was a beautiful moment. Dude, his face, your friend. He's so grossed out. He literally was like, I gotta get fat. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:48:03 Yeah, I gotta get out of it. I'll tell you why you're pushing. Everyone in Hollywood is gay. He just unzips his pants. I'm like, gang, I gotta get fat. Yeah. Yeah, I gotta get out of the elevator. I'll tell you why you post this. Everyone in Hollywood is gay. He just unzips his pants. I'm like, what? What you said to me that morning, what I should say. See, your attitude now, I don't want to. Well, get it out.

Starting point is 00:48:14 You said, this happens all the time. It does. It doesn't. Carlos. Multiple times, you're fucking late. That was the second time. It during the tour that I was, I got up late. Second time. Same thing happened in New York. You were late to go, when we were going to the fucking the meeting, was the second time during the tour that I was, I got up late. Second time.

Starting point is 00:48:25 Same thing happened in New York. You were late to go, when we were going to the fucking the meeting, or the pod, you were late for that. No. Five months ago you're bringing that up? It stays. It all stays. Out of the millions of fucking more,

Starting point is 00:48:37 you put two incidences. Three. All right, and then you put it in the text, don't do it. I'm gonna fucking do it more now. Don't tell me what to do, kid. Don't tell me what to do. I'm older than you, don't call me kid. Not, but not in social standards, you're not.

Starting point is 00:48:50 In chronological age, you're older, but not in social standards. Social, you're way fucking younger than me. You're a child compared to me. So I haven't seen this podcast all that much. This is the premise, right? Right? He's your guys are bad friends is that the uh...

Starting point is 00:49:05 No it's just like I you know you just you know it makes me mad yeah You make me fucking mad about what I'm so good No you're not I'm the best You're not I like you I don't bother me Listen just don't do tone when you in the morning just on the other other morning you knocked on my door and you're just waiting there in the hallway

Starting point is 00:49:24 Yeah you're late you're just waiting there in the hallway. You're late, you're half-hour late. That night. Why are you late? The night before he said, You'd be leaving at two p.m. No, no, the night before he's in a whole hour to leave. No, it is Bobby, like as the sober one.

Starting point is 00:49:37 Thank you. You should be a little on time. Yeah, fuck you. That's saying no. No, no, no, no, no, you know what, my friend? There's not a whole lot of other excuses. I'm proud of you. Yes, that's what, but right now you're crossing a fucking line. Okay, no you're not you're trying to eyes, okay Back up try not to okay, so what I'm gonna say to you right now is zip your lip

Starting point is 00:49:54 I'm a fan. Okay, don't say zip her head your lip. Don't say Curse your rip. Yeah, yeah, so you that night at the bar, you go, you know, we don't take off into fourth place so we can leave a 230, you said. No, I said you were drunk. Why were we on the car, too, then? And I wasn't, he did say that. I don't remember that, I really did. Yeah, because you're drunk, you're drunk, friendsy.

Starting point is 00:50:15 I wasn't drunk. I was, I drunk that night. I wasn't, not only was I drunk, you're being drunk. I woke up, I had a beer. I had a beer, I'm not drunk at a beer. I woke up, I went to the fucking gym I went swimming I went for a long walk and then still jerked off took a shit did some fucking work Took a shower got ready packed up the fucking car and then at 2 p.m. You were there because I got up at 2 because I thought 2.30

Starting point is 00:50:38 Fuck off. Let's move on Adam. Yeah Adam. Thanks for coming on the show. Outlaws on outlaws is out right Let's move on. Adam. Yeah, Adam, thanks for coming on the show. Outlaws on. Outlaws is out right now. Outlaws is good, huh? Let me say this, we're canting all the fun that we've just had. July 7th, me and this guy couldn't be closer now.

Starting point is 00:50:55 It sounds like it. Yeah, but because I love you so much. I love you. And we've been having fun. We've been having fun. And all the fucking, all the shit aside, July 7th, outlaws is gonna be out. And if you don't go watch it, you know what's gonna happen. Adam, tell him.

Starting point is 00:51:09 Dude, we won't be friends anymore. Wait, you and I won't be friends if people don't go see this. Yeah, that's a dark way. Is he only one you're using as a promo? Yeah, I feel like I don't know if you should just use this one. This is it. That's it. It's a communicado. Yeah, yeah. Okay, it. That's not it. It's a meunicado.

Starting point is 00:51:25 Yeah, yeah. Okay. It's coming on theaters. No. Dude, I mean, just watch the goddamn trailer. Yeah, dude. Where's the streaming where? It's Netflix.

Starting point is 00:51:33 Great. It's not streaming, dude. You just have to buy it. There's guys in Washington Square Park selling it. Yeah. Real to real. You got to buy a real to real. No, it's on Netflix.

Starting point is 00:51:42 I don't want to confuse people. It's on Netflix. Yeah, yeah. My favorite corporate overlord. God bless. And not Paramount Plus. It's Netflix. That's Netflix, baby. Go on Netflix and you got to watch it. Not Netflix. It'll be what's the trailer? Yeah, I think you guys would like to. I've seen it. I already thought when you sent when you sent me the link or I mean, sent me the flyer. I watched the trailer already. Also, the trailer was being pushed around the internet a lot.

Starting point is 00:52:05 I saw it multiple times, come up on my page. It was a success. And I gotta tell you, man, he is so fucking hot. Yeah, boo. He pierced us so hot, it's like annoying. You're like, what is he also so cool? And we were like, yeah, we think your Irish accent is cool. Just do that.

Starting point is 00:52:20 And it's the best. How old is he? How old is Pierce Brothers? So it's like 65. Something like that. You know, fucking hot, he is still. It's like a little annoying, to be honest with you. Yeah, and 70.

Starting point is 00:52:31 Yeah, he's 70. Look at great. He doesn't work out. I'm like, how do you, and he's like, I know, I just don't work out. I'm like, well, do you like surf or something? Like, how do you stay so lean? And he's like, I just, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:52:44 So here's my problem with this Because you're proving a point that I had a couple days ago in my mind You know have we been visited by aliens yeah, did they stay I Think so and who are they? Pierce process. Yeah, I so I've worked with a lot of aliens. I tend to work with like really, really hot boys. You like aliens. I love Zac Efron. Ef is, let me tell you guys,

Starting point is 00:53:09 I'm just working with him. He's in the alien shirt without a doubt, 100%. He used to go in the, before we'd leave, he'd go down into the basement of the house. And I would just hear humming and like little tinging noises. And then he'd come out and he'd go, all done. And then he'd leave. And I wouldn't ask what it is, but.

Starting point is 00:53:24 Yeah, look, look, now look at me. Holy shit. Wow. Pears. Pears. Pears. Pears. Oh, Bobby.

Starting point is 00:53:33 Oh my God, you almost had me fool. Thank you. Hello. Can you do a good British accent or is it offensive? I'm Pierce Bronson. Yeah, Pierce Bronson. Hello. Hello.

Starting point is 00:53:42 Hello. Oh no, no, this is Pierce Bronson. What's his name? Your Pierce Bronson. What's his name? Pierce Bronson is Hello. Hello. Hello. Oh, no, no, this is Pierce Bronson. What's his name? Your Pierce Bronson. What's his name? Pierce Bronson is you. What's his name? It's not his Bronson. Bronson.

Starting point is 00:53:51 Bronson. Yeah, for exactly. Same thing. Hello, I'm Pierce Bronson. That's right. Pierce, where are you from? 007. You're from 007.

Starting point is 00:54:00 That's what I applied. Sure. Wond. James Bond. Whoa. Hello. So Pierce, can I ask you I played. Sure. Bond. James Bond. Whoa. Hello. So Pierce, can I ask you a couple of questions? Cherry out.

Starting point is 00:54:09 You like Cheerios? No, just. What's your favorite dry cereal? Cherry out. Oh man, easy opportunity to say checks or anything else. Really missing a comedy loop there. No, no, no. Because I went, you know, I yes-and-it.

Starting point is 00:54:25 That's, yeah, I just yes-and-it. You know? Yeah, yeah. We're directly, we're directly. I went direct. You do. Anyway, comedy is AB. You go like, you, you just went AB right to C.

Starting point is 00:54:39 I know. So anyway, you know, similar in many ways. I gotta say, the more I think about it, the more I do think you share a lot of stuff. What do this, you do this, see what it looks good. Yeah, it doesn't look good. Yeah, I think it looks like you have a headache. I do have a headache right now.

Starting point is 00:54:54 Let me, oh my god. Oh my god, that's fucking, oh my god, that's the shit, dude. You look like you're, you're so good at that. You look like, you know what, you're like, hold that pose, you know, you look like a guy at the beach who forgot his pose You know you look like a guy to beach who forgot his sunglasses Has a like an ocular migraine who's pretending like it's not bothering him so much But you're like fuck it. I'm not gonna I'm she look Because your wife was like just bring your shades like I don't need my shades to overcat and you're doing this all

Starting point is 00:55:18 You look like one of those engineers at Chernobyl you fucked up. Yeah, and you're just like But like a time but like hot though, but like hot though. Yeah, fucked up. Yeah. And you're just like, we're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die.

Starting point is 00:55:30 We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die.

Starting point is 00:55:37 We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die.

Starting point is 00:55:44 We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. Yeah, there could be engineers at the fucking thing hottest. They fucked up. Let's do hottest NASA engineer hottest NASA engineer Let's see if there's out some because there's there's a lot of what the years. So there's some hotties for sure Okay, oh Lady astronauts go back. Oh, back. Oh, what are you doing hold on the hottest lady? You know, it's too sexy and broke the internet. All right Judith Resnick. Would you? What I want go to space with her. Yeah, that's Trevor Trevor Wallace's right, Judith Resnick. Would you? What, what, what, I would go to space with her? Yeah. That's Trevor.

Starting point is 00:56:07 Trevor Wallace's mom. No Trevor Resnick. Is that the Hinerch Nails guy? That's right, Trevor Resnick. Trevor Resnick. Oh man. Trevor Resnick. Trevor Resnick.

Starting point is 00:56:15 Trevor Resnick. Trevor Resnick. Oh, Tracy Callodizen. That's Mike Dyson's wife, the guy who meant the vacuum. Invented the vacuum. Whoa. I didn't know that. Very smart family. All right, let's see, go to the, the vacuum. And Vennid the vacuum, that's what I didn't know that. A very smart family. All right, let's see, go to the, go, Bob.

Starting point is 00:56:28 Oh, here we go, here we go. Search the NASA girl who wore a diaper that killed her husband. Her boyfriend or her husband, right? Who's her boyfriend? I think maybe boyfriend. Lisa Marie Noek, yeah. Okay, this was, tell me about this. I don't know anything about it, tell me about the story.

Starting point is 00:56:40 This girl, she killed another astronaut that she was in love with. I think there was an affair. Yeah, they're not a fair, right? Yeah, she traveled across the country wore a diaper so she didn't have to stop for fear poop breaks to go murder. This is her astronaut brain. She's smart enough to know like I need to get there in X amount of time. If I stopped using the restroom five or six times, I won't make it. So I'm gonna strap this diaper on, shit and piss myself the entire way there. Wow.

Starting point is 00:57:07 And then murdered him. I would take the diaper. She drove 950 miles in a diaper. Oh, lible moly. And I'm gonna say something right now, McCone, the next time we're driving far, you weren't a fucking diaper. We had to pull over for this loser within 50,

Starting point is 00:57:21 you know, it's like, we gotta keep pulling over for this guy. This is why I wanted to talk, I wanted to bring your guys' road story. Road story? Road story? I don't know where else we're going. Yeah, yeah. Are you doing a space movie next?

Starting point is 00:57:34 Is that why you threw this up at us? Are you in that Tom Cruise where he's living? Tom Cruise is living in space right now. You do know that, right? Do you guys know this? No. He's in space as we speak. He's filming a movie in space. It'll first civilian, look know this? No. He's in space as we speak filming a movie in space.

Starting point is 00:57:46 It was first civilian, look there it says, he's there now. Apparently he's there now shooting stuff right now. Wow, dude. Incredible. I think that's, this guy is genuinely the greatest movie star. We've ever had. He really is. We've ever had.

Starting point is 00:58:01 Did you see the scenes for Mission Impossible on the motorcycle? Yeah, I mean, well that one, that one, he did it nine times. Just six times, but, nine, or 15, okay. Just give me nine, 12. He did it 76 times.

Starting point is 00:58:12 But that one to me, I'm like, I would do that one. Everyone was like, oh man, that one, I'm like, Adam, that one, you Adam, Adam, you guys would. The only reason why, I don't know if you saw my Quibi series, bad idea for Adam to vine, yeah, I would, okay. I did see it only reason why I don't know if you saw my Quibi series, bad idea for Adam Devon. Yeah, I would, okay.

Starting point is 00:58:27 I did see it. I did see it. Yeah, I did. I've never even, I've never done a motorcycle. I have. And so I would be, I would not make the long. You would hit the rent, you would hit, but you'd fall between the ramp.

Starting point is 00:58:38 I had a motorcycle, I bought a motorcycle when I was trying to be a Hollywood bad boy for a while. Like eight years ago, something like that. Where is it now? I sold it. Yeah. I, because I live up in the hills and I was trying to be a Hollywood bad boy for a while. Like eight years ago, something like that. Where is it now? I sold it. Yeah. I, because I live up in the hills and I was coming down my hill

Starting point is 00:58:50 and it was like a hairpin turn and I crashed this bike all the fucking time and of course I ate it again coming down this hill because I'd get nervous trying to take the, and I just ate shit, dropped the bike, and was so embarrassed, that I just dropped the bike and was so embarrassed, that I just dropped the bike and there was this construction,

Starting point is 00:59:08 they were doing construction on this house. And I was so embarrassed that I dropped the bike in front of these guys that I just looked, I ripped my helmet off, I looked into this bush and go, fucking squirrels. What the fuck? Did you really? Yeah, as if with the squirrels' fault.

Starting point is 00:59:24 Like I was like, and then it's like looking into the bush as if the squirrel made me drop my motorcycle. Wow. Imagine if one of the construction workers came over, he's like, I know about that fucking soul. Yeah, that piece of shit, he's done that every day to me. Yeah, this is his mother, he just holds up his soul. I think you're gonna see, you threw the key

Starting point is 00:59:41 that one of the construction workers that you had to fucking bike. I wish I did something that cool. But I was like so ashamed that I picked up the bike like it was like 800 pounds or heavy as fuck yeah, I'm on the side of a hill. I lifted it no problem just with like the embarrassment Adrenaline embarrassment rage. Yeah, so let me say based on the story You just told you cannot jump off a jump with a parachute. Yeah, why can't I? Why can't I cuz you're you dropped it on a turn in the hill. Dude, you're gonna drop it as soon as you go off

Starting point is 01:00:08 the fucking lip of the thing. I know, but you wouldn't make it. I think it would be... You'd hit something before that. I fear off the side. Imagine the shoot just doesn't open. Do you know how to do the shoot? Dude, you've never done that.

Starting point is 01:00:20 How do you know what's the... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Do it again. Do it again. That's literally perfect. That's how you do it. It's here and you have to do that. First of all, both of you guys are wrong. It's right here.

Starting point is 01:00:30 Yeah, it's down here. What, dude, I can't get around this fucking. Well, that's gonna be a problem when you're out there, too. Yeah. You think that's just now, that's what happens on the... But have you ever skydive Adam? Yes. You have.

Starting point is 01:00:41 Oh, have you? No. See, so who are we gonna believe can do this? No, I didn't say I could. I said you can't. Okay. Yeah, oh, have you? No. So who are we gonna believe can do this? No, I didn't say I could, I said you can't. Okay. I think we're a sippin' little hater aid right now because I did some crazy shit. Okay.

Starting point is 01:00:54 I hosted Shark Week multiple times. Has he hosted Shark Week? Tom Cruise? No, he has it. You know, now that I think about it, he has not. Yeah, so I can do all of his... Okay, you know what? By the way, this is our little Shark Week. We did actually bring you in here to pitch you something. Yeah, Bobby have a little invention. Yeah. Are you willing to hear the pitch? And I'm gonna get in. Done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done We're we're here presenting a product that Hello, hello, cheerio. This is my partner Pierce Bronson Sorry, he's my partner Pierce Bronson. Yep. We're here looking for

Starting point is 01:01:33 $8 million four $1.5% in our company in our company and our company is called Cheerio Cheerio. I think there is a company Shark, do you like cereal, But it's spelled yeah with four E's. Cheerio. We've invested four times the normal amount of vitamin E inside of cereal. And D. Yes, here's all of the vitamins. This is a vitamin heavy cereal called cheery dough. Are you interested? I think I'm going to pass it back to March.

Starting point is 01:02:13 March, Cuban? Yeah, I think Cuban's going to have to. Cuban or I mean Spanish, whatever. Spanish or Mexican? Yeah, yeah. I think your valuation is a little. Yeah, yeah. Oh, really? Last year we made $6700.

Starting point is 01:02:27 Yeah. I think we're on track this year to make tens of millions. My favorite is when they just guess what they might be making. Oh, yeah. When they're like, uh, we're on track and everything goes the way we wanted to. Yeah. It's going to be a $120 million dollar company next year. And you're like, yeah, if everything goes the way you want it to, sure. Then my company's gonna be Google. Then I'm gonna be a billionaire. I never bought it, that always bothered me. I knew a girl that did that, by the way, that did that show.

Starting point is 01:02:55 In fact, her brother is the guy that created Rick and Morty. Justin Roy, and then she made like a clothing company and went on there, and I didn't want anybody to to buy it not out of spite, but out of like you can't have two super successful siblings Yeah, it's got to be one. Well, that's like David Spade and then Kate Spade Aren't they related in some while her she's she's his brother. Yeah, she married in also a lesson piece. Okay. Oh, she did she David's Kate Kate spade spade died. I did it too. It's all right. No. Yeah. Thanks for bringing it up. Yeah. Oh, what the fuck?

Starting point is 01:03:29 Yeah. Can we get do a moment of sounds for Adam to find not knowing about Yeah. China designer deaths. Yeah. Thank you. And George George Floyd. He was not a clothing designer. Was it? No, but we talked about it earlier. Maybe you might have been. We took him out. Well, you got to take a moment because you're the one that did all sorts of weird George Floyd stuff. Yeah, the Ferguson thing too.

Starting point is 01:03:48 Yeah. I wonder because of that little agent. Well, can I just say something about that agent, cop, though, I've never said this before. Yes, if you look at all the photos. You're on his side. I knew you were going to say it. I'm on the other side.

Starting point is 01:03:57 I'm on the other side. I'm on the other side. I'm on the other side. I'm on the other side. I'm on the other side. I'm on the other side. I'm on the other side. I'm on the other side. I'm on the other side. I'm on the other side. I'm on the other side. I'm on the other side. I'm on the other side. right? In every photo you see him, he does is, yeah, he can't believe it. Yeah, what going on?

Starting point is 01:04:07 He's murdering a guy, he's like, what going on? But it is true. What is going on? He's, yeah, do your job. Stop that. What if his job was what's going on guy? I have to appreciate that. They leave the precinct to like and, and you're the killer. You're, you're the, uh, the bag. You're the lookout. And you the bag, you're the lookout. And you, yeah. What's going on?

Starting point is 01:04:27 You're what's going on. Yeah. He's like, I'll practice. Perfect. Get out there, buddy. Hate that guy. Yeah. He's in prison.

Starting point is 01:04:36 So one of the worst guys. But if you get offered to play him in a film, you're doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's both of it. No, but I would change the line, maybe. What happening? What happening? That's better, right? Right. So make it my own or whatever but I would change the line maybe. What happening? What happening?

Starting point is 01:04:45 That's better, right? Right, so make it my own or whatever. Improvise. Yeah, man. You're all right, dude, you're right. Thank you, dude. A good improvise. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:04:53 You're a good improviser, taking another line that's already spent on you. And changing it just ever so slightly. Yeah, I'm pretty good on that. Yeah, you're good. I'll tell you what, do you have a moment with your wife where you're talking about, you know, like something that you're passionate about? Like a thing that you like, like, oh man,

Starting point is 01:05:10 this new project, I'm saying about that, whatever. And she just gives you something and she's just like, when do we have to turn in the thing? Oh, all the time. It's always like booking a flight for my mom to come visit or something. Yeah, I killed her. And I tell her, it literally last time,

Starting point is 01:05:24 I was like, they're talking about the trailer for the outlaws or something. Yeah, I killed her. Literally last time I was like, they're talking about the trailer for the outlaws July 7th, only on that. Don't forget the hat. I was talking about like how well the trailers don't, how many people are watching the trailer. I was everywhere. And Chloe's like,

Starting point is 01:05:39 so I was thinking, get in the 945 flight from America. I killed mom and I'm thinking, getting the 945 fly from American kids. I killed mom and I'm like, I'm like, we have to talk about me always. I had a freak out moment just today though. And it's like, With your wife? Yeah, and she said sorry,

Starting point is 01:05:55 but I was like bummed because I had this thing that I've kind of been working on and I was like, and it came to me in the shower. And I was like, holy shit. Because I was like, I was toying on this one thing. I had a hiccup on this idea and I was like, I just thought, that's not, I don't know if that's gonna work. And it came to me and I get out of the shower

Starting point is 01:06:11 and I was like, I've got it! I was like, you have to hear this. And she's like, what's up? And she wasn't doing anything. I wasn't like interrupting her. And she's like, what's going on? I'm like, this and this and I want to call this. And remember when I was up, and then I tell that to her,

Starting point is 01:06:21 and then she goes, you have a booger? And I was like, what? She goes, you have a booger. I've been, like, I almost didn't hear anything that you just said. I would have said that. I would have said that. My soul fell into my asshole. I was like, I have a booger. I just told you, like, I thought,

Starting point is 01:06:35 well, why do your nose? Yeah, but before you do a speech, I just got out of the shower. Well, then it's supposed to wash all the boogers off. No, no, I put them right back in before I leave. Yeah, yeah. All right. I'm going to have to go out and do a speech. I'm going to have to go out and do a speech. I'm going to have to go out and do a speech. I'm it's supposed to wash all the boogers off. No, no, I put them right back in before I leave. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:06:50 That old technical. Yeah. That bum you out, huh? It was one of those moments where you're like, when you're living with, whether it's your significant other partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever, like there's moments where you're like, I gotta share this with you.

Starting point is 01:07:03 And then they're like, and then they're like, did you not want chicken katchatory? And you're like, oh, fucking fuck off! I just wanted you to go, oh, cool, neat. Or what, I don't even, nothing. You could just be like, awesome, that's, I'm glad that worked. But when they do that thing where they're like,

Starting point is 01:07:18 is your mom, do you think your mom would wanna land earlier in the day? And you're like, wow, okay, I guess fuck me. I guess fuck me. It hit me hard today. I'm sorry. I wanted to. It's a bummer.

Starting point is 01:07:31 I wanted to just talk about how dumb I look right now, crossing my legs and do the thing that your wife did. I thought you were gonna be like a booger. Yeah. No, you look good crossing your legs by the way. It's weird how when you get older, it's so comfortable. It's so comfortable. Now, do you pull your nuts up or do you let them go? Yeah, are you are you cocking balls between the legs or they up? Yeah, they're up high you bulge up

Starting point is 01:07:52 Yeah, you bulge up don't you? Yeah, when you cross your legs You bulge up when you cross your legs like he's doing right now Do you pull your cock and balls up up above above there, or do you let the nuts hang down low? I let the squeeze between thigh. Right. That's it. So you do know. I crush it. I crush it. Like right now, are your balls, is your cock and balls up above?

Starting point is 01:08:11 Never know. Boston, what are your cock and balls doing this? It's above one wing below. See, one's, one for me almost always goes down below. Really? Yeah, I always have one that, because I have one loose nut. Let's see it. Let's see it. Let's see.

Starting point is 01:08:25 So it went down below. No, that thing's way up high. one that because I have one loose nut. Let's see it, let's see it. Let's see. So it went down below. No, that thing's way up high. Between my two thighs. You have one nut between your thigh? Both of them, both the sag is in between. I can show you now. Yeah, show me, turn and show me, just me. I don't want anybody else.

Starting point is 01:08:38 Yeah, close your eyes at him. Right, so your cock is up above but your balls are down below. It's crushed between the two thighs. It's crushed, you're one of your nuts are crushed. Show but your balls are down below. It's crushed between the two fucking- Yeah, it's crushed. You're one of your nuts are crushed. Show Adam your penis. He loves to see-

Starting point is 01:08:49 I'd love to see your- Okay. I'd love to see your penis. Show him, yeah. Well, cross your legs. Cross your legs and show him- Show him with your legs crossed. I'd-

Starting point is 01:08:57 Yeah, I don't wanna see your asshole. No, show him with your legs crossed. Like a professional. I don't know how to show it. Cross your legs. Cross your legs like a professional. And now show him. Watch your it. Cross your legs. Cross your legs like a professional, and now show him. Watch your feet, this part.

Starting point is 01:09:07 Yeah. Now show him your little penis. Show him your fun, little penis. Yeah. I've seen your penis, I think it does in time, so yeah, it's, it's, yeah. Full awesome. Yeah, who has it?

Starting point is 01:09:17 Who has it? Fuck you. Fuck you. I, uh, it is fun at, I, I had my penis out in the movie Game Overman, my penis. It was your real dick, right? That one was my real dick. That's so cool. And that's fun to have your cock out there. So it's out there because I was like, I don't really care. And then I did the movie Jeksi. And it's like the phone. And they're like, we're going to, I do like take nude photos. And they're like, I do like take nude photos

Starting point is 01:09:45 and I was, it was gonna send it to everybody, it was gonna come up on people's phones and I'm like, do you want me to do my dick? I just did it in a movie, it's kind of weird. If I do it again. And they're like, we have a cock double, don't worry about it, we'll just use their cock. And I'm like, okay, a way worse cock.

Starting point is 01:10:00 It went in, got it like a much worse cock. Ugly cock, you mean, ugly was wrong with this. It was small and it also wasn't that good looking. It was like gray, but that's comedy, right? Isn't that part of the comedy? It wasn't like, it wasn't so bad that it's comedy. Sure. It was just like a little worse like Ken Johnx penis and hangover. Whoa. It was one of those moments where I was like, this is so funny, but also it's real.

Starting point is 01:10:22 So I got sad afterwards. Uh, yet to me, it was like, I would, I made me like Ken Jong even more. I was like, I was like, sad. He betrayed our people. Well, he just, he betrayed our people. It just perpetuated the narrative that everyone's, it's a shame that we'll never wash away. Can we look up Adam Divine's cock in a game over, man? Cause I'd love to see your cock again.

Starting point is 01:10:45 There's a gift now that is just my cock flapping back and forth. So that's cool people send that to me. See that's from Jeksi. That's that one. Yeah, that's Jeksi. The other one is, yeah. But it looks like they've covered it. Well, there's got to be an uncensored.

Starting point is 01:11:01 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I ask you guys a question real quick? Please. I say A24 is doing a movie, right? And it's like, broke back Martin too. Right, it's me, you, and Andrew. It's broke back Martin. Yeah, Steve Martin. Steve Martin's in it.

Starting point is 01:11:15 Yeah, it's me. It's Martin Lawrence, all the Martin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's my asshole. Like my literal asshole. Right, asshole. It's on a website called leakedme.com. Like me, yeah, yeah, yeah. There it leakedmeat.com. Oh, like me.

Starting point is 01:11:25 Yeah, there it is. There it is. Shout out to me. And there was a scene in this movie broke. Go down a little bit. I want to let's see. Bro, back Martin. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:11:34 There's your dick dude right there. There's your dick right there. Yeah, catch it some air. There it is. Yeah, there it is. That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, it's not bad.

Starting point is 01:11:44 It's a nice regular cock. Oh, the regular sized dick. Yeah. Anyway it is. Yeah, there it is. That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, it's not bad. It's a nice regular cop. Oh, the regular sized day. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, um. All right, everyone do us a favor. Yeah. Adam and Vines is one of my oldest and dearest friends. And he has a movie out that you have to watch on Netflix.

Starting point is 01:11:56 So please go watch that. Yeah. We would really mean a lot to us. Thank you. That's called the Outlaws. And we love you. And if we do a little secret show in here, you better, you better do it.

Starting point is 01:12:04 Do you want to promise? Yep. That was so fun to have you on, buddy. Love you, buddy. Awesome, guys. Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you, man. Bad friend.

Starting point is 01:12:12 That was fun to celebrate. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo.

Starting point is 01:12:21 Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Yeah! Woo! Yeah! Yeah!

Bad Friends - Hollywood-ish Bobby w/ Adam Devine

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