Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 376 | MSNBC Hires a Karen, Trump Heads to Michigan, & David Dewhurst Gets Hurt

Episode Date: May 21, 2020

Day 70 inside CQB: Today is going to be quick don't worry Jeffy is bringing you the news that you need to know and Karen is now working for MSNBC. President Trump heads to Michigan and Operation Varsity Blues has come into a conclusion. Twitter has a new feature that Jeffy doesn't like and Former lieutenant governor David Dewhurst gets beat up by his live-in girlfriend. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You have no idea how happy that makes me. And sometimes as a host of a show, you find out things from people and you're so heavy. You're like, oh, wow, that happened just because I was a host of a show. That's so nice. I got this email today from, well, John M. key, but the email address is T-H-A-N-H-V-A-N-K-4-9 CFT-U.

And, I mean, it's just an easy email to remember and reply to. Hello, Mr. or Mrs. in parentheses, her. I'm a student and honored to be selling T-shirts for you. I have all size. Color product type. Gender guaranteed delivery in four to ten days for you.

I know you very love your family and want to have t-shirt for your family. I would be honored to sell t-shirts for you. Help me have many orders. Thank you a lot. Have a good day. Big sale off with coupon 20%. Thank you, 20. And then the page is full of links.

And trust me when I tell you. Oh man do I want to click on those links but no I just can't so if you are John M. Key thank you so much I really appreciate your time but no I'm sorry baby you won't be able to be honored to be selling t-shirts for me I appreciate it though and I know I love my family and want to have a t-shirt for my family, but it'll have to be through somebody else, okay? Okay, now you have a good day. So I'm not sure if you've ever heard of David Dewhurst.

He's the former Texas lieutenant governor, and he's a big power broker here in the state of Texas. I mean, he's been a big power guy underneath Rick Perry, and he's done, you know, he's a big Texas power. Well, he's in a little bit of a pick. He's 74 now, and he's been hospitalized after he got into a little fight with his girlfriend, 40.

So, I mean, bless his heart, right? You're 74. You just got the 40-year-old girlfriend. You're still living large. Well, she broke his ribs, scratched and bit him during two big fights at their home. Leslie and Karen, charged with,

this is kind of agonizing, actually. Now, I don't want her people go around beating up old people, but she's charged with injury to an elderly person, which is a third degree felony. Okay, so apparently, they got into an argument because she said he didn't call a business partner back. So then a couple days later they got into another fight and she scratched and bit him. So, okay, a couple got into a fight.

If you are 40 and dating a 74 year old male to female, female to male, do you consider the 74 year old an elderly person? I don't think you do. I don't think you. Don't shake your head, yes. I see some of you out there in your car is right now going, of course, there's 74. He doesn't think of himself. Well, maybe he does.

But I'm just saying that if you have a younger mate, you certainly don't think of yourself as an elderly person. I mean, that's what I've been told. Anyway, so charges, they're saying, it could have been a misdemeanor if he was only 10 years younger. Well, you're no kidding. Duh. But, man.

David, what are you doing, bro? Call your business partner back. She's just keeping him in line, man. Maybe you need to get a new girlfriend. So she kicked him in his ribs and then scratched and bid him. Wow. She hit him with a pot. She was a little angry.

She was a little angry at David. So he called police. And I guess if he's getting beaten up, up and it is elderly abuse from the 40-year-old girlfriend. You know, good. He finally made it to a phone and said, help me. And so now he's in the hospital and she's booked an out of $10,000 bond. So we'll see what happens to Lieutenant Governor David Doers.

But, you know, does what do you think? Does something bad happen? I don't know. I don't know. I think she goes back and gives them a sad. David, you know I love you. I'm sorry. I just get so darn angry.

You know. And I've been waiting for you to die for the last few years. So I get your money and you won't die. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hit you with the pot. Yeah, I scratched and bit you when we were fighting. You know, but you know how one thing lays to another. You know I love you, baby.

You know I do. So, wow. Okay. All right. I'll be fascinating to see what happens to the fine, uh, fine lieutenant governor, David Dewhurst. Well, you know, I'm sure he's a little embarrassed, but that's just the way it goes, right? Now, I've been inundated, uh, prior to, I mean, you can quote me on that, by the way,

I have been inundated. I'm highly offended. I'm highly offended that you don't want to get the lieutenant, former lieutenant governor, governor response to this attack. Let's talk to him. You want to talk to him? Okay, so Lieutenant Governor, your response to this attack that happened to you? I think so.

Is there comments you want to make? Nope, I'm walking the dogs. Thank you. Right. She's already, he's going to get her. She's done. She's not going to get charged. He's going to not file charges.

That's fantastic. I knew it. Well, funny you say that because he did tell ABC 13 that I will not be interested in filing charges against my living girlfriend. Yeah. That's it. I knew it.

There's no way she already batting her eyes at him. She already apologized. She is, she's got him under her control, man. She has got him. He's got that old man under her control. Somebody needs to step in, man. I hope we call the state.

CPS or something, man, or this say elderly abuse line or something, man. That cannot be allowed to continue. By the way, he looks horrible. He does? Oh, my goodness, yes. The pictures in the story that I originally saw are all pictures of him,

are all pictures of him prior to being 74. So I'm looking at the pictures of him. I'm like, oh, man, he looks good for 74. Yeah, but that's not the 74 picks. No, no, no, no. I'm looking at the video right now. You know Ron that runs the board for Steve Days? Ron looks better.

The audience doesn't know Ron. Yes, we do know Ron. Actually, if you go to my Instagram, you see a picture of Ron that I snag of him. Oh, okay. So I'll give it to you so you can post it out later today. But Ron looks better than this guy. Wow. And now that, I mean, Ron, I love you, man.

But, holy God. Now I have to pause and find this picture of David Doherst on the news. Send me that link, man. Okay. That's fantastic. I knew it, though. I could see these things a mile away. This is why you're listening to chewing the fat.

I'm telling you, there's no way. No one else is getting out, you know, no one else other than ABC 13. It's going out there asking the lieutenant governor, you know, how you feeling, you know, other than ABC 13. And chewing the fat, you know, we are just on the ball. During the pandemic, the CTF live on the man street report. has, you know, failed us. It's during the pandemic. We'll be back at it.

Don't worry about it because when, you know, when CTF records, news happens, that's our motto and we live by it. Oh, darn it. All right, I've got to see. Where is he? At the bottom. Come on.

Where's it? Ooh, Dave. Dave. Oh, Dave. But if you look at him, he has that. He still looks okay. Yes, he has that typical. grandpa look that is

yeah and by the way the little dogs he's walking no he's not walking dogs he's walking two white rats oversized rats that those are the girlfriend yeah those are the girlfriend's dogs yeah so not only she beat the crap out of him and she's being held at the Harris County think it was that I read here yeah Harris County Jail she's currently still at hers Harris County Jail

She's not out on bond yet? No. He hasn't gotten her out on bond? No. Wow. The judge. She gets out today. Guarantee.

Maybe she goes before a judge and David shows up and gives her a good word and we're done. It's over. They walk out together. That'll be the news report tonight. They're walking out of the courtroom together. And she'll just, they'll stop and he'll say thank you for being concerned. This is a personal matter. what's her name what is her stupid name

we love each other and car Karen yeah Leslie Karen is it a Karen of course it's a Karen well a Karen with a C so you better come to hell down Ooh Yeah that those are those are old people beating Karen's and

She'll just say that it's a personal matter and you know I love I love them very much and we're done No more comment thank you We appreciate it's a private matter And then she goes home and just pommels the old man right I won't hit you tonight, but I'm still pissed. By the way, here, I found his exact quote.

I'm not interested in filing any charges against Leslie. She's a remarkable woman with many fine attributes. I wish her all the best in life. Ooh. Right? Ooh. The plot thickens. Oh, so he lets her rot for a few days.

she gets out, he won't press charges, he lets her rot, but by the time she gets back, the moving trucks have kicked her out of the house, and she's gone. Yes. The family is finally saying, Dad, she's got to go.

She's taken, you've lost too much control to her. If you need a new girlfriend, we'll go down to the pool and find one for you, baby. It's okay. I mean, if you want to be here with some hot babe, here's some,

here's some sites to go to. I'm reading the court files. the court records of, you know, they're going back and forth. Yeah. She said that he injured himself after moving things at his warehouse. Right. But she could not say how he fractured his ribs. She's been, she's controlling him for quite a while.

So maybe, and so, which is sad, by the way, and I don't want that to happen to anyone. I was just reading about Mickey Rooney because I was talking to him with my father-in-law about how he was treated so badly at the end of the end of the time. of his life with the same kind of thing, you know, with the girlfriend and the girlfriend's son. And it was just ugly. Anyway, by the way, hold on, hold on. One more thing. One more thing.

She also tells the police officer that the lieutenant governor tried to strangle her and showed him pictures of her neck being red. And I quote, the police officer found that the redness was not consistent with being strangled. Good try, Karen, with a C. Good try. good try just put pressure on her own neck and take a selfie

thank you that's fantastic tell me that's not what she did she and she said he tried to tell me too let me look hurry hurry take a picture

is it red enough is it red enough look I stamped the shot while he was choking me he was a hand on my neck it looks like your hand no it's his she tried to give a hickey

to herself on the on the arm look there's bruises in here I sit there brought this story up because it's, look, the man is, I guess he, you know what, the charges are right. The charges are right. She's beating up what the, the official charge. I mean, it's a felony, right? A third degree felony for elderly abuse.

So the family might be, you know, he doesn't want to press charges, but he's not getting her out. So I have to, I have to revise my thinking on this, right? So she's still in jail. He's not going to press charges. This has been going on for a little while. So the family now has their chance of, you know, he, he was hurt bad enough and still able to call the police. Yeah, because according to court records, this happened on May 13. Yeah.

So this may have actually him being hurt enough to call the police, it may have saved his life. Well, he went to the doctors. The problem is that he went to the doctors and said, you know, I'm getting some chest pains. I can hardly breathe. Didn't have anything to do with that iron pot that hit you in the chest a couple days ago, didn't it? So when the doctor does an x-ray, they're like, oh, yeah, you got two fractured ribs.

Of course you can't breathe, you silly goose. Lucky, at his age, that turns into pneumonia. Well, that's the thing. At 74, baby, anything that happens to you, you have to take it seriously. I got news for you. You should, anything that happens to, You can quote me on this, by the way.

At any age, anything that happens to you, you should take seriously. So prior to recording, chewing the fat today, I was inundated with tweets and messages and emails. And so I have to. this morning in Operation Varsity Blues. Don't forget, this story came to light back in March of 2019. At least 53 people have been charged as part of the conspiracy. 33 parents of college applicants are accused of paying more than $25 million between 2011 and 2018 to William Rick Singer, who is the organizer of the scheme, who used part of the money to

fraudulently inflate entrance exam test scores and bribe college officials. There's many of them of these parents have already pleaded guilty or agreed to plead guilty. The case, amazingly enough, is the largest of its kind to be prosecuted by the U.S. Justice Department. So make no mistake, they do not want to fail. So federal prosecutors alleged this college admission scheme, bribing exam administrators to facilitate cheating on college and university entrance exams, bribing coaches and administrators of elite universities to nominate applicants as elite required athletes, using charitable organization to conceal the source.

I mean, felony conspiracy to commit mail fraud, which, you know, as well as I do here on June the FAT, we do not support male fraud. honest services mail fraud and money laundering and I'll tell you the difference between mail fraud and honest services mail fraud so I want others I have several other jokes too but I'm letting them go okay I'm letting them go today for you because Lori Loughlin and her husband Musamo geniali do we even know how to pronounce this stupid name seriously M-O-S-I-I-M-O-S-I-I-N-N-N-U-L-L-I I'll have the computer say it for you in a minute. They have now worked out a plea deal.

They have been fighting this. Remember, it was the end of last month where the judge denied their appeal and said, nah, that's fine. The FBI just helped him out with what he had to say. They weren't telling him, and it's fine. So we're still going to go on with the trial. That was the cutting edge. The FBI finally wore them down.

the government finally wore them down. So, Lori Loughlin. Lori, Lori, Lori! Favorite by tuition, Lori! They have agreed to... Most emojisnally. What is it? Most emotionally.

That's what I said. Most emojisale. Designer. Husband to... Lori, Lori, Lori! So they have agreed to plead guilty to charges in the bribery case. And they're going to serve prison time.

Wow. The couple of plead guilty to, uh, what's that? Lori Lachlan. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. So it makes sure that we have things correct here on this show. They agree to plead guilty to conspiracy to commit wire and mail fraud.

The charge carries up to 20 years in prison and a fine of 250,000. Well, they're not doing that. Cannon Operation Varsity Blues So Lori has agreed to serve two months in prison. Mossimo or Mosemo or whatever the hell this name is, Hubby designer, Janali, has agreed to serve five months. so he's hung up to drive for three more months.

Go ahead. Most emotionally. Yeah, I got it. That's what I said. Now, according to this, it still must be approved by the judge, but you know, the judge is going to say, no problem. Now, I don't know what the judge is going to charge them. You know, could they afford $250,000? Yes. How much money they've spent on this case already?

I don't know. You know. So. Hold on. And they're done having to spend a bunch of money. What? You think they can afford that right now? I don't think they can afford that.

$250,000? I don't think so. I don't think Mosimo and Lorry have $250,000 to pay that fine. You think so? She's made a fortune. And so is he. I bet you he's worth more than she is. Yeah.

So he's worth. I mean, she's made a. Okay, he's worth 80 million And I'm guessing This is just a thought That 250,000 from that He'd still be okay He may have to hold off on a meal today

And she's worth Ooh, oh honey She's only worth 8 million Yeah So like I said She can't afford it She needs him And her livelihood was cut off

Yes I mean she can't She can't She can't buy a I'm sorry. He's worth 80. She's worth 8. Can you just buy the stupid college degree instead of, what are you doing with your life? Just buy the college degree. He wanted the daughter to go to the university. Here, honey, you're going to spend one semester in college. The rest of it, we're going to buy it for you. I know. Well, what they should have, right, if they would have built a building, they could have built a building for what they've spent on this case

and made it the Lori Loughlin, Lori, Lori, Lori, Lori, pay for my tuition, Lori building. And then they would have given the kid a scholarship. And they'd have been done with it. She could have the Lori Lofland acting building or whatever the hell they wanted to give it. Or the, the, Musimo, Julie, Cologne, what's his name again? Most emotionally. Like I said, he could have had his fashion designer building built at the university. And then he'd been in.

It's silly. You're right there. It's silly thinking as they're thinking. But anyway, they have pled guilty. And they've agreed yet to be approved by the judge that she will serve two months in prison. Figure she does a month and a half, maybe. Maybe they make her serve the whole two months because it's a big profile case. And he has agreed to serve five months.

Wow. That's a long time for these people to be in jail. Long time over this. That's incredible. And then whatever money they have to spend. I mean, wow. That's a big deal. That's a big deal.

And the government has got to be happy with that because I think they were on the wire, man. And they came through. It came through with it. So there you have it. Breaking news in Operation Varsity Blues. Canon. I do you know what? Chewing the fat made-up every day.

Or he is the prison man. So that we can, I can hear the cannon sounder again. It's need to hear that open. So anyway, Operation Varsity Blues. Is it too early to go to the break room? Because I need to drink a Coca-Cola zero sugar. So we're just going to, I'm going to, I'm going to the break room. I don't have to ask.

I don't have to ask if it's too early because we could just go. Oh my gosh. So good. Thanks for listening to chewing the fat. If you would like information on it, anything or want to comment or like to add things to the show you can email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com you can always message me on twitter at jeffey jfr you can message me on facebook and instagram jeff fisher radio i love all three of those platforms i know that twitter has now begun

their new you know more rule changes from the platform of twitter and i was trying to I'm trying to figure out exactly what they're, you know, they're limiting testing limits. Who can reply to your tweets? So if you tweet something, I can say you can't comment on my tweet. So I get to pick from three options. Everyone, people you follow, and only people you mention. if you opt for either or the latter, the reply function will be grayed out for all who don't fit that description. Now, they can view it.

They can view like and retweet it, but they won't be able to reply directly to the sender. So if you tweet something, you don't, I mean, you're going to get a beating anyway. It's just so weird. I just, how about we just make it so that, and I don't know, here's a thought. I choose who I follow. And then I scroll through Twitter and I could search through Twitter to see other people. I can see what's trending.

You've given me that feature so I can see what's trending and I can follow. I can look at that and see who's tweeting about what's trending. But I get to choose who I follow. and then I get to decide what I want to tweet and I tweet it to whoever has chosen to follow me. If I want to comment on a particular tweet, I can comment on that tweet. Now you get to decide whether you want to comment back, whether you want to read what I've commented on your particular tweet. It just doesn't make any, why are we trying to limit everyone's what they're seeing and what they're reading and what they're saying it just it's just a little frustrating to me it's just a little frustrating to me that's

this whole limiting thing and did you see the Karen that got hired at MSNBC did you see that well I know we everybody's talking about the Karen that's on Twitch but uh so you did not see the Karen that was hired by MSNBC which one is what's that let me play this for you hold on again, you say you have not heard this new Karen that MSNBC has hired, right? Of yourself. Here, listen to this Karen. And your lack of ability to handle this massive human catastrophe, the fact that you've made it worse,

and that you make it worse every day, and that you won't even wear a mask to protect people from your germs. But the germs you're spreading on Twitter, first of all, Twitter, you shouldn't be allowing this, and you should be taking these tweets down, and you should be ashamed of yourself. You'll be hearing from me on this because this is BS.

But Donald, you're a sick person. Mika, you did not. What are you doing? Oh, that's Mika. Oh, I thought it was just... I thought it was Karen. Karen. I thought that was Karen.

I thought that was Karen. A cup of hot chocolate has a new co-host. So take, yeah, take Trump's Twitter down. That'll help. What's her name again? Mika what? Mika Brasinski. Okay. Because I'm going to read to you a couple of her tweets that, oh, who, they just, Karen to the Max.

She's on this whole political get rid of Trump. That's what her show is, man. They hate Trump. Curious Twitter, why not delete Trump misleading tweets? and she has at Jack at what point is Twitter a part of this take down

Trump's account what point do you decide Mika not to read Trump's tweets The world The world Be safe Okay so she messed up on her tweet Because it's supposed to be

The world would be safer but she was so angry by the last sentence because she went full caps because that's why you know take down. Oh, she's screaming at us too. Yeah, she's so take down Trump's account all caps. So you know when you are like texting and really angry you get so nervous you don't know what you're doing. So it happened because instead of saying the world will be safer, she puts the world world be safer. What an idiot. When is Twitter going to take her Twitter account away?

She can't even spell a word or know what word to use. What an idiot. How is she even on TV? Oh my gosh. She is dumb. I don't even know how Twitter allows that to go on. Happen.

At Jack. How can you allow this to happen? agonizing. Just ridiculous. Look, we're talking about Trump. I love the two headlines back to back that I read this morning. Trump holds strong lead over Biden. As president's coronavirus approval drops,

Biden's lead over Trump grows. Really? Okay. I know he's supposed to go to Michigan today, and they're making a big deal out of that because he was told, he was asked, that he had to wear a mask because it's the law in Michigan. and he's going to a Ford plan.

I would say that he doesn't go. I know that everybody wants him to go and not wear a mask, but state's rights, states rights, I say he doesn't go. I say he goes outside the White House and he says, you know what, Michigan's got their stupid rule rules

and they're telling me I can't go there and speak without wearing a mask. I thought he was the President of the United States. Doesn't matter. Rules will apply to him, right? Like, he could do whatever the hell he wants. Well, that's the problem, right? I mean, look, state's rights. Yes.

They've got their rules. And Trump has said that from the beginning. Trump has said, you're the state. You decide how you want to deal with this. I'm not going to intervene. I say he comes out and just calls them out. It's stupid. It's dumb.

They've got more pressing issues. Michigan is one of the worst lockdown states of all. And now they've got people, you know, drowning because of floods. I mean, some of that flood footage is horrible. What happened in my neck of the woods, too? Yeah, I was going to ask you yesterday. And I know we didn't have time yesterday. but what happened there?

Is that Canada trying to invade us? Yes, that's what it is. Yes, that's what it is. That's exactly what those damn Canadians trying to invade us. No, actually where a lot of that flooding is is right here. It's Midland. Dow Chemical is there. And by the way, just a fun fact,

Dow Chemical has a big plant in Midland, Michigan, and Midland, Texas. Huh? Anyway, so the Tri-Cities, Saginaw Bay City and Midland, the tri-cities up there in Michigan. I'm from, you know, I was born in Saginaw. But the tri-cities at Midland is, you know, they've got a big dam, and they're saying that one of the dams

is broken. One of the dams doesn't appear to be broken. It just appears to be breached. So they've got, you know, look, they're talking about houses having nine feet of water. Many years ago, my grandparents, home and many homes, my aunt's home and many homes in Michigan along a river by the name called Cass River flooded like that. They called it the 100-year flood. Okay. And, you know, they lost their home and it was, you know, 12 feet of water. I mean, I'll never, it was horrific

going into their home after the waters receded. And it flooded every year. It just, some years it would flood up to the back porch. Some years it would flood up to the, up to the back of the woodshed. You know, I mean, it would just, it flooded every year. That year, you know, half the town is completely underwater. And it's just ugly. It does happen. But they've got more pressing issues. They've got more pressing issues than Michigan and worrying about people wearing a freaking mask at the Ford Motor Company.

I mean, it's just, I know everyone wants Trump to show up and just rip the mask off and say, hey, Whitmer, come and arrest me. but okay I think I do too now we'll get to the coronavirus numbers but just as a side note I was thinking last night as I'm uh this is just something for me to look into tonight I'm drinking my coffee and not last night this this morning so many days just run together what is this day 700

of the lockdown yeah I think it is I think we're at day seven day 70 isn't it I congratulate. Yay! A milestone, man. We're almost David Dewhurst age. I was just thinking that I'm drinking my coffee this morning and I'm thinking, has anyone seen Governor Cuomo's chest lately? Have we seen his new nipple piercings? So is he wearing, he's always been wearing a jacket since all that scuffle, hasn't he? Yeah, he's covering him up. Incredible. have to go back. We have to just keep an eye out. Just a thought. Just keep an eye out when you see all these, you know, Como's doing so great and Mr. Press Conference and Mr. New York and he's the love child of the left. Just remember, is he wearing a jacket? And if he is wearing a jacket, you know that he's covering up those nipple piercings that he's

ashamed of, but he likes him. He likes him a lot. Him and his girlfriend. All right, let's get to the coronavirus numbers. We are over 5 million, which we have been for a day or so more. 5,138,470 total cases worldwide, 331,544 deaths worldwide. Here in the United States of America, 1,602,1004. 93 total cases and we have 95,332 total deaths. Wow, they're going to make such a big deal when we hit that 100,000 mark, man. That's coming very, very soon.

Has China bypassed the 83,000 mark of total cases yet? Let's take a look, shall we? Now, they have added new cases, so that's a bonus in their favor. They do not break 83,000 today. Today they break 82,967 total cases. All right, but they have added new cases as of this recording, two. So, there's still, you know, there's no way that that could be untrue. Yesterday, the TSA checkpoint numbers through the turnstiles.

Wow, back up, 230,000. 367 through the turnstiles. Good for them. Good for them. They're back up. We also got, I saw on, I saw a tweet, so that makes it a story in today's world. And many reporters think that a tweet is their stories. And, you know, Twitter's fun.

Delta has claimed that they're adding more flights to ensure social distancing. And then it also says in the story, despite low demand. Well, yeah, there has been plenty of low demand But your point was is that you were all about our safety And you're hosing down your planes And we're getting we're getting hosed down And you have to wear a mask I can't come into the I can't come into the airport

Without wearing a mask And so it's all about our safety But as we found out Spirit Airlines believes in our safety Unless there's too many people on the plane And there's a video circulating the internet right now from American Airlines, there is no middle seat.

Everybody is packed like a sardines. There you go. So American Airlines, and that was the leading one. Remember, it was like the first five. It was American Airlines, Delta, JetBlue,

and the other two. So, where are you guys at? And by the way, I know you did not ask for this, but we have an update. You have my wife now? We have an update from Donald Trump

as he heads to Michigan. The great state of Michigan. So he's going. He's going. He's in route to get into the Marine One, into Air Force One, into the Great State of Michigan. And this little gem fisher, you're going to love. I'm thinking about going.

That'll be next week to the rocket launch. I hope you're all going to join me. I'd like to put you on the rocket and get rid of you for a while. Okay. Thank you very much. Thank you, Steve. That's great. Is that the same rocket launch that they told Trump not,

or told Elon not to come to? Yes, the one next week, yes. So, I mean, Trump's going to, that means if you think that Elon's not going to that, you are out of your mind. Absolutely. Because they told people, stay home, watch it. Yeah, watch it from the house.

It's going to be streamed. That's why Trump's like, I'm going. I'm going. And by the way, I love that. little comment at the end. Put you guys on that, Roderger. Put y'all in there. Get me for a real while.

I'll like, yes. They will hate him. Trump wants to blast reporters off the planet. And by the way, he's not wearing a mask. No, well, he's not even, is he in Michigan? No, he was at the White House. Right. They're getting ready to leave, right?

He always, I know he hates the press so much. He talks to them every day. No, no, no, but he hates them, though. Yeah, I know. He hates them. He stops on the way out to fly into the helicopter, more than any president ever. I'd like to,

it'd be interesting to see the numbers on that. Because, I mean, that's where he, that's his time. And he loves it. He loves that camera. And at that line, would like to put some of you in the rocket and blast you, I mean, that's just to put a jab in there.

Put you on the rocket and get rid of you for a while. Okay. Okay, I'm out of here. I got out. I got like, it's like, it's like a stand-up comedy, you know, routine. And put you on it. Okay, I'm out.

Tip you waitress. So bad. So bad. I don't know. I have so much more to do. You need to subscribe to chewing the fat. Because on the podcast version today, because if you're listening to this recording for free on some platform, that means you should be a subscriber so that you get the full show.

So are you saying that in the podcast, going to talk about the deer gasm and the new hire for Twitch that they hired a deer to be part of their group. Well, they hired someone who's trans species. Yeah, a deer. No. Calling this person transgender. It's trans species.

I don't care what you call this person, but this person is a deer. So it's an animal. So I hope you can get, talk about the deer, the new employer, and the deergasm. please I think we actually did send the CTF recorder to the interview of this Twitch employee so we actually have

footage and audio of the deer orgasm is that correct yes we do yeah because you know look it's a fact when news happens no wait what's our logo again when CTF records

news happens Yeah, that's what it is. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. We have so much to get to. Thank you very much. You're welcome. I'm here for you. I appreciate you listening to chewing the fat.

No problem. I'd also like to ease your concerns. For those of you concerned about Ryan Seacrest, those of you thinking that he had a stroke, he didn't. It was just exhaustion. So I know you saw him on the finale of American Idol and apparently fumbled some of his words and his eyes were swollen and then he took Monday off. And so people were concerned. Did Ryan have a stroke? Apparently it was just exhaustion.

And he's back. And they are on top of it so much on that morning show he does live with Kelly that when Ryan's not there, she just has hubby sit in. So, I mean, that's a good deal. It's a good deal right there on network television. No problem. Hey, Ryan can't make it today. Get your ass out of bed. You're doing the show with me today.

Okay. It's a good deal. What are you going to say? No. Okay, honey. Good morning. Welcome to live with, what is it? Just live with Kelly and Ryan?

Or is it Ryan and Kelly's got to get first billing, right? She's run through guys over there on that show for years. So she's got to be first billing. And now she's got hubby just rolling out of bed when she wants them. It's called Live with Kelly and Ryan. Yeah. That and Ryan, that's a replaceable place on the screen, man. The live with Kelly, that's one block.

The next block and and could even be in that first block. First block, yeah. Maybe not, though, because it could be just live with Kelly. But the end of the extra person is just, whoever Kelly wants that day. Incredible. By the way, we have 31 seasons, that's a lot. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a lot.

And by the way, season 29, we're on episode 83. Wooee! You know, it's a loved show. We have the jobs report came out. Look, there's only about 38.6, 40 million people. jobs dude i was so upset this morning i was so upset i even told you about my upsetness i thought elan or disney said something

to upset the world because the market is down fisher i don't like this so you gotta help me out here so if you got some guidance on what's going to happen the next couple of days because the market is down today you over complaining no see that's not what you said off air i've i've figured you were going to give the same advice that you gave me.

I know what you figured. I know what you figured. You are such a jerk. Fine. When are we going to talk about the deer? Because I just want to talk about the deer so we close up the show. I'm done for today. I'm just going to pencil it. You know, sometimes I just want you to know sometimes I just do stuff to make me laugh. So it just makes me laugh.

It makes me happy. No. What? I know. I know. I know. Can we talk about the deer? be happy so that's all yeah we talk about Twitch Twitch chick Twitch dear Deer which whatever

A female deer Ooh sorry don't mean to judge Uh I know I know Sorry Twitch might be listening and Take the stream down Oh no Oh no no no I'm all for

What's her ferocity staff or whatever Ferociously Steph Yeah I'm sorry I like the first one better Ferocity Steph Or whatever the hell it is yeah It's just whatever. It's ridiculous.

Now, I will say this. This is like another, this is like a crossing guard person again. You know, she's, the team is called Twitch Safety Advisory Council. Yes. And she's on the council. So she's like a crossing guard at Twitch and she's got a little bit of power. And she interviews, I'm Twitch. I may set her down today.

And I don't know how you do that in today's world with, you know, now that she's out there with showing off, you know, her power. And how can you tell a deer to sit? Hey, ferociously, Steph, what's that? How can you tell a deer to sit? No, I'll just. All right, so when ferociously Steph shows up and puts her head over the fence, you just pet the heads and say, hey, maybe you calm down a little bit, okay? You're on this advisory council, and we appreciate the hard work you do,

but how about you stick your little deer nose somewhere else once in a while and shut the hell up? Because she's in an interview and she, you feel that you can hear her say the power that she thinks she has. And I'm not going anywhere. I have power. They can't take it away from me. And honestly. See?

Yes, they. But yes, they can. These, there are some people that should be afraid of me. And that they are because I represent moderation and diversity. I'm going to come for hurtful, harmful people. If you're a really person, I'm going to stand up against you. Period. And Twitch is endorsing me to do that.

By the way, that takes a lot of dear guts to say that Twitch endorses me. Yeah. I'm sorry. Twitch. What are you doing with your life right now? I know. That's what I mean. They've got this, what do they call it, their diversity board or their, I'm

sorry, Twitch Safety Advisory Council. And so, yeah, they gave you, they gave you your little crossing guard vest at the advisory council, but you don't run Twitch, baby. No. And I'm sorry, if I am Mr. Twitch, I'm firing this deer and I'm no. longer hiring deers. Well, that's what I mean. I think you, I mean, obviously, Twitch is probably, you know,

oh, we love her and we can in today's world be tough for them. It's going to be tough to get rid of her. I don't think a gaming platform, I'm sorry, a gaming platform is not kissing ass of these stupid deers and stupid transgender Nazi people. There's no way a gamer platform is kissing that butt. Well, has she, well, she talked about the voice communication. In the story I was reading it talked about in a previous live stream, she talked about banning voice communication from the gaming.

I don't know if they did that or not. I don't play anything on Twitch. I wish Max was home. He's down in Austin being Elvis's do-boys because they had his kid. So instead of my do-boy. So, you know, something's wrong in America. The pandemic has put me a do boy down. But you know what?

That's the title of my life right now. And by the way, I want to make sure that since Facebook has this whole hate speech crap, you know, we don't want to be taken down by misgendering. So I want to clarify what the deer is. So this deer identify as a other kind, which is. a subculture who socially and spiritually identify as not entirely human. They claim that their identity is genetic, while others believe that their identity derives from the reincarnation trans-species dysphoria of the soul, ancestry, or metaphor. In Steff's case, she identifies as a deer.

Good for her. good for her she's just another hateful person who has a couple of who has something wrong with her and she wants to you know she or he wants to identify as a stupid deer look in that interview i was just reading some more about this uh banning she's all for banning we're all for banning oh you have to so we're so inclusive we're so inclusive until we want to until we don't like something because she said she talked about banning the online voice communication during the gaming and it gives people a massive advantage. And then she later admitted

that the real reason she wanted the voice chat band in game was because she'd be constantly harassed by cisgendered gamers on the platform. And she's also stated before the fact that all white cisgendered gamers

are neo-Nazis. Are they? Or she said rather white supremacist. And this is something she plans on changing banning these asses with her new found powers. It's so inclusive. We are so inclusive.

The reason why I say this is because, I don't know, Jeffrey, if you remember the last time the gamer went all crazy was during the Gamer Gate. Yeah. And that was one of the biggest thing that happened in Gamergate. And the big time Twitch person, Kempstar, says Twitch administration has to stop. this rhetoric is dangerous and might lead to another GamerGate situation. There you go because they're so inclusive but they're not. The gaming community is not going to tolerate this.

They're just a bunch of nerds that want to go online and play the games. And they don't care if you want to if you if you're at your house dressed up as a rabbit or a deer, so what? They don't play the game. And by the way, this is another platform that, that my son watches, your son watches, not your son is 18, your daughter is like 16, my son is 9. So it's a big, she'll be, my daughter will be 13, by the way. Oh, crap. She thinks she's 20.

She will turn. She's turning 13. Okay. She's 12. Milo's 9. You got an 18 year old kid. You got a big story. I do not want my kids and maybe you do want your kids, but I want my kids to listen to this.

Oh. Thank you. And for those of you that, you know, do not know what just happened there, that was a live deargasm that this person decided to have as she, he, it was streaming. And that's okay, that's okay. But how, oh, this is, gamers should be. pissed off right now. I'm sure they are. Look, if you're in the middle of a game, right, and you, what she doesn't like, or he or whatever the hell,

dough, a female deer, whatever a doe, a female deer. Ray, a drop of golden sun. Man, now I have to, I love that. I love that personal. Anyway, or I don't even know where the hell I was going now. What's her face? Oh, yes. Because if I'm in the middle of a game, all right, and I'm playing someone on whatever game it is,

and I have the voice command, you know, activation communication on, and I'm in the middle of the game, and I'm like, oh, you fat son of a... God, man, you are so... You're baking me so mad, you ugly. But if I say, oh, you stupid doe a deer,

your antler, I hope you get an antler. stuck up your rear end. She's going to hate that, right? She's going to ban you. She's not going to ban me for calling Billy Fat. She's going to ban you for calling her wanting an antler up her rear end. And because I said, I think I usually have an antler up your ass in the middle of a game. I'm a white supremacist because we're so inclusive.

That's incredible. I can't. And Twitch. Holy cow. I don't know how far. You've let it. him in. When you read, you begin with

A, B, C. When you sing, you begin with Dorei. Doree me. Doremi. The first three notes just happen to be. Doremi.

Dorey. Doreamy. Doremi for solati. Let's see if I can make it easier. Please. Because it's really difficult right now. Do, a deer, a female dear. Hooray, a drop of golden sun.

Me, a name, I call myself. A long, long way to run. Oh, yeah, run, sorry. A needle-pulling thread. La, a note to follow so. tea, a drink with jam and bread that will bring you back to a dear, a female dear. By the way, I just want, if you're going to play with, what is it,

Moron, Stephanie, I want you just to play that song as you're playing with this stupid deer. I just want her to be like, do, a female dear. cyst ridiculous and that that's where i was headed with twitch though i don't know you know we've let you let people in you open the door and the problem is you can never close it but you've got to be able to contain it right you have to contain it yes and by the way which has got to say uh hey step you know we appreciate your hard work that's why we put you on this council and we appreciate your insight and and what you do for the company but shut your little deer nose up.

Yeah, and by the way, I'm not saying this person should be fired, but this person needs to be a nice talking to because I don't know about you, Fisher, but we can say that this person represents Twitch. Yes, it does. And that's not a good representation for Twitch. For someone, for example, this me and you, two dads that know that our kids are on Twitch watching other people, do I want them to experience a dear orgasm while they're trying to figure out who's the best Fortnite player?

Look, am I against someone enjoying a deergasm? No. How dare you? Don't put that in me. This is not America. No. This is not America. No.

Okay. Thank you. I do not want my son to experience that at the age of nine. Wow. Yeah, that might sound like I care too much about my son or I'm a sexist. racist, racist, species. But you'll take him out and shoot a weapon. Yes.

But you don't want him to enjoy the love that is a deer-gasm from a Twitch employee crossing guard? Yes. Wow. You know what? Just turn your mic off because I can't have it anymore. This show will not be a show of hate. We are all-inclusive here at chewing the fat. Whether you're a deer, whether you're a duck, whether you're a parrot, whether you're a bear, whatever.

whatever trans thing you are we want to include you here on chewing the fat can I get a new job at Twitch maybe be on their advisory console there's not a chance in hell of that happening

I'll tell you that I'll tell you that