Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 796 | Saturday and The Royals | Guest: Kris Cruz

Episode Date: January 29, 2022

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All right, welcome to Chewing the Fat, a special Chewing the Fat edition with my man, Chris Cruz. We've had requests to talk a little bit of the Royals. So gosh darned, I'm giving into the requests. It's an all request chewing the fat weekend. Saturday with the Royals, Chris Cruz and Jeff Fisher. Now, I've got a stack of royal stories to go down. Now we can go, I'll just give you the headlines.

Yeah. And we'll pick and choose, all right? We can start. We've got Spotify is pissed off at Harry and Megan. I wonder why. I'm right. All right. You know, it's funny you say that because according to this headline, Prince Harry and Megan

Markle have a mind-blowing astrological chemistry. Really? Yes. Which is very interesting because I know that headline with someone that has a couple that has a mind-blowing astrological chemistry. You think they'd be able to just sit down and talk for a little while. And talk about the

mind-blowing astrological chemistry on that, I don't know, contract. They announced a year ago. Yes, during the pandemic. That they would start doing a podcast. It was going to be produced by Archwell, I think, along with Spotify. And according to reports, Spotify gave them

at least $25 million. Now, I just want to be clear just on just a side note. Just throwing it out there. Spotify. Give me $25 million. I was going to say, Jeff, I'll do a podcast. I'll figure out a way to do a show every day for you. You know, as we sit here on a Saturday, you know, doing this podcast, $25 million sounds

pretty good. It's just shy of what I'm getting from the blaze. That's what I'm saying. Like, you know, I know you'll be taking a step back on your. salary well no that's not true i'll be taking you know it'd be a step back on the production feature oh okay with the salary no sorry but this is about the royals yes that's about the royals not us okay so and then we have uh then we have prince harry again is uh they're getting taking his counselor of state title away or at least they announced they were going to and he's unhappy about it we have

You're not a royal. Hold on. Hold on. Why? You chose to be with a woman. I know. I know. You chose to be with her.

And then you said, okay, I would no longer be a royal. Here, guess what? And we should not even be calling you a prince. Agreed. He's just hairy. Agreed. Just like people should call me Lord. I have more.

Jeffie. Thank you. This podcast. Thank you. Has two citizenships. One in the. Ireland and one in the UK. Yes.

And this. We're both lords. We own property. We do have more claim to the throne than Harry right now. I'll tell you that. Although, well, he's got bloodline, you know, somewhere down the line. Okay. We'll do some incest going on and then we'll get the pure blood, pure.

So then we have, we could delve into that a little bit more. We have Prince Andrew. Oh, he's. I mean, he's done. Right. Let's just go down that one. Let's start with him. I don't even get to the left alone on the headline.

Let's start with him. All right, Prince Andrew. Let's start with him. All right. Well, no, he did it. Right? There's no alleging here. No?

There's no a legend here. Come on, no. If you love Time Pieces, movies, and TV shows, and I'll just say one like, I don't know, Game of Thrones. Or the Great Catherine. You know what happened. You know it's happening. It's a human, dirty little secret.

Yes. That we all know that rich people need to feel more empowered and go by people. And they're dirty ones like Andrew. And when you say buy people. I mean they go to someone like Jis Lane and say, I'm lonely on Fridays and Saturdays. Can you provide me somebody? Find me somebody. Now, if I'm saying that to someone,

like just lane i might be putting some you know age hey you know no one under this what the world has not called legal age and you don't send me anybody underage and do not whatever you do and don't send me anybody and i'm not winking because under age i'm not winking because that's not exactly what i'm trying to tell you i just have something a pulp of a of an orange in here like like we all know that's happening just just a reminder the last girl you sent me was a little old A little long in the tune. I wish she was 21. I know, but it's a little old.

But it's very interesting to see, you know, we talked about this before, Jeffrey. The queen, if you watch the crown or watch anything by the queen, we know how she got there. You know. It's going to be 70 years. Yeah.

And people will say, oh, she should not be the queen. It should have gone to someone else. Well, guess what? She's the queen. Old school queen. We talked about this stens for the last, like, what, four years. She's not going to give up the throne. No way.

She will die holding that crown. Technically, we've gone over where she really can't. But let's just say, you know. But then at the end of that, she's a freaking queen. Right. She can be like, screw you all. I'm out. My rules, I'm out.

But she's not going to do that. She believes in who she is. Now, do you leave your crown? If she was thinking about leaving, Let's put it that way. She said, you know what? Hubby's dead. Hubby's dead.

I got nothing else. I'm coming up on 70 years. I was stuck in a damn room for like a month. I could not leave here because it put me in quarantine, but I don't know why. They're telling me I can't drink anymore. Yeah. I can only hold this stupid purse on the left side. Put him right side.

Everybody's dead. I can't even remember what side is a good side. She was thinking that 2019. She's like, you know what? I'm done. Yes. She got Megan and Harry battling, battling. fighting,

you want to be done with the royal. She was like, okay, fine, you know, let me just give you the meg exit. You leave, I don't care. I'm out.

Yes. The nail in the coffin that secured that crown until she literally dies was Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein. And Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah.

Because we get his, Andrew's ex said that Clinton and Epstein and they were like brothers. Yeah, there were buddies that means that the prince was in with the palace too he was he was all in he was all in now he's prince andrew did the queen know you officially we don't know but the queen not officially

the queen knew the unofficially she knew absolutely in there's no way there's no way that she does no way you know she probably i would be embarrassed for her if she didn't know because the whole world new. Right. If she didn't know, she's, you know, like you have those older, old school parents where they know their son or daughter is a gay. Well, it's one of those gays. Yeah, he's one of those gays. You know. Not saying that Andrew was. Andrew definitely was. No, no, no, when I say, no, I'm not saying. No, no, I'm not. But parents that are old school and, you know, he's just single, flamboyant. He has to care. He hasn't found the right one. Exactly. I think that's the same way she knew about the Epstein and the Prince Andrew thing. He's a weirdo. He does weird things,

but you know what? He likes to party. Just keep it on the down low. Don't let it get out of control. Don't do nothing crazy. Which is why they made sure Epstein had an island. They could go and do what they wanted to be out of control there and nobody could see them. Exactly. So I don't think the queen, if she had thoughts in 2019 about leaving the crown, she can't do that. Now, now that the queen is gobbling all this power back. Yeah. What can they do? What's the way forward?

I don't know. I do know. The way forward was, I think it was a couple of weeks ago when they did that puff piece on the future queen. Oh, yeah, with Kate. With Kate. Yes, they gave her amazing puff piece. It was like. Amazing.

It was like they were skipping over son and grandson. And she was going to, she is it. She did, redid her hair, the rate, her style, the what she was dressing, everything. They gave her the queen's earrings. It was awesome. It was great. She looks great, by the way. She looks, well, fantastic.

Well done. Yes, absolutely well done. You do not deserve that woman right there. And, you know, from what the story said, those earrings were the same ones that, uh, mom wore Prince, uh, Princess Diana. So the queen. Oh, nice. Let Princess Diana wear them.

And then now she let her and did an entire, you know, wardrobe. It looks like a different Kate. It's royalty Kate. Yeah. It's absolutely royalty. It's royalty. And William is ready to step in his king. William's ready to step in his king.

William's ready to step. He's ready. So I think that the future of the royals is Kate. Not William. William is liked. People like him. And he's the king. And he's the king.

And he's the blood. But Kate will be the one that will keep the... Well, they love her. And look, they're not. they're going to have to try to keep the royals together. Right? They got to keep the king together. I think he will.

I think the dying wish of the queen. And I don't have an insider, but, you know, I love this. I think the dying wish of Queen Elizabeth when she's in her deathbed. William, put a pillow over your dad's face. Kill your father. And take the... One, do not let that bitch. Camille, touch my room.

No way. That horse face, it's not going to be the queen of my country. Right. Yeah, we're not going to call it. No. No, she's even, she's got, she's got the iPhone playing, playing this. Yeah, I mean, that's the queen has that too. Yeah.

And it's going to be interesting to see the transition because no matter what, Jeffrey, we have to change the anthem of the. queen. Right. No matter what, it's going to be God save the king. Right. Which it was originally God save the king. And we had to switch it to 70 years ago.

Yeah, 70 years ago. So it's going to be interesting. I think, I do think that she's going to be holding more now than before because Andrew has brought a lot of like staying to the family. Yeah. And they were hoping, or she was, you know, hoping we'd just make them go away. Yeah. Take this stuff away from us.

Make them go away. And then. And now they've got. more charges, the girls that are okay, they're still coming after him. I mean, they can't do anything to him. No, no. But as long as he stays in his cottage. Yes.

In the UK. I think he's in a dungeon now. Whatever. It's very interesting because he's not going anywhere. We'll forget that the queen has a daughter, which the daughter is the one. You know, I don't know her official title, but she's basically the coat of arms for that whole family. And she's doing a great job, too.

Princess Royal. Yeah, and. And then her title alone is she's the Princess Royal. She's 17th in line of succession to the throne. So, I mean, she's down the road. Oh, she's down the road. Oh, yeah, 100%. But, you know, she's one that is keeping everything kind of like she's making appearances.

She's still going to. Holy cow, she's 71. Yeah. She's 71 already, man. She has one, two, three, four, five, five titles. And she's the second child and only daughter of Queen Elizabeth. And 17th in line? Ooh.

Oof. That's a lot. Charles is 73 now. He's got to go. Something's got to have. I mean, there needs to be an accident. There needs to be some kind of accident. I'm not sure what it needs to happen.

If he does take the crown. No way. We cannot be allowed. I cannot be alive. I don't. Honestly, in all kidding aside, I think the queen will have something in place, either a accident or a complete assassination. Well, I feel like the royals and their whole setup personally, I feel like when the queen dies,

the UK is ready to pull the plug on it. now before you say what you're going to say because i know i know i know what you're going to say and it's a it's a good argument but i just feel like you know what the queen's dead now's our time we make the cut she did a great thing charles you can have this place over here willie kate you go over here harry's gone uh see if see if andrew's still alive in the dungeon and you can live in the same place you've been living in. And we're done. We're done.

You know, it's no, we're not the, we're not the Queensland anymore. And I feel like that's where we're at. However, with that puff piece, makes me think that they could keep it ongoing. And I do think that. William and Kay could keep it going. William K. Well, if he takes over now, which mom,

grandma took a lot younger than he is now and he'll he'll live right he'll live now I do honestly do think that the queen well notice she's training Kate she's skipped oh she don't even look at it oh please and if you haven't seen the TV show that we told you to look and call Prince on HBO awesome it's good 100% this is just me not even the show show credit in this, but I honestly do think there is a royal whisper. I feel like that too. And gave notes.

There's so much in there. There's so much that has to be true. When I looked at it, I looked at myself and I was like, absolutely that is happening. Yes. Yes, that is happening. Yes. There's no way in hell that the queen even acknowledges Camille. No way.

And yes. Is it mummy? Is it mummy? One hundred percent that's how he is. Which is why. And if he isn't, he should be. Yes. All right.

That's just the way it is. That's a good role. Yes. But I do think that if there was no Kate and just William. Oh, yeah, no. Which is goes back to what we talked about like for now for three years. William's like grandpa. Yes.

I think William is a lot like grandpa. I know that we know he's got, he's got mom. I got that. but William is more like Grandpa than Harry. Yes. And Grandpa is the guy that steadfast husband for all those years loved his wife. If he went off and had his affairs, it was on the down low and off to the side. And, you know, yep, I like her, but get away from me.

He's the one that told Harry you don't marry, you know, you don't marry the movie stars. You don't marry the help. And by way, this is not just brushing off that he was having an affair if he had the affairs. But it's what, again, it goes back to it is what the what the royals do. Yes. Just like they go and buy people to fill in the blank and get it done. It is not the new. I'm sorry.

And if you're listening to this, you're like, whoa, we just got a mind blown. Again, watch the documentaries like Game of Thrones. the great. Like, we all know it's happening. It is not normal, but as a society, that's who we are. That's who they were. So get off your high horse and join the conversation because... I don't know how she gets...

I mean, she's obviously we have to... If I'm William, I'm making sure that grandma is taken care of, fully medicated, happy, everything's good. Grandma, if I know they told you not to drink, I'm sneaking you to drink every now, and then but we got to take care of you got to be alive because you got to hope that you know with camilla that something you know there would be an accident happened to charles i don't know how you get 100 because you got to you got to bypass that you can't let charles that is cannot let charles get the throne that is another stain in the family yeah charles is another state which is why the queen is

power. I know. And it's very interesting because we, I see it when I see, you know, the news coverage about the queen. Who is usually? Because not all the time they cover the queen. But when the queen is out or Kate is out or the queen and Kate are out or all three of them are out doing the little half, you know, but who is the one that is actually wearing queen jewelry? It's not kind of meal no it is not and it's not the queen because she only words it once and how do you bring that back I don't want any dust on it but I'm not wearing it yeah it's her yeah it's Kate yeah so there is an agreement and unspoken agreement I do believe William knows what to do when she passes away I mean she he knows Kate

knows and this is what you will implement and I do think just like it happened on the TV show, the young Pope and it's a great another HBO show an HBO does not you know, I do not own anything on HBO but what's going to happen is

my heart is still I know. What are you doing? I know right? Okay. Kate is going to close it's all going to be private again. All this running around and because if you think about it, once we get to

Kate and William, the future is those babies. Yeah. So. And she's done a really good job with that. How many pictures have you seen of the kids? There's not many. There's not many.

They've done a great job with that. So. And the press is pretty good about it. There's been, we've had stories a couple of times where people have been thrown off the cliff that have taken pictures of those kids. Well, not just that. Or there was a story.

I don't know if you saw it where they're saying that little dude's school doesn't teach them to, uh, um, accepting and, anti-bullying tactics. And I was like, well, yeah, I hope so it's a freaking future king. It's going to be the king.

So I don't, yes, I want him to learn how to bully and I'll be focusing on what my kid. But that's what kings do. Yes, they're a bully. So it's very interesting. Once that crowns keeps Camille and douchebag. Oh, there's no way. I mean, that just cannot happen. No.

It's embarrassing even to talk about. It is. It is. But. Camilla and Charles taking over the throne. And it's very interesting because I do think that that's what's going to happen. They're going to close up shop because if you remember, she has to create little yorks and for the fact. So like, she has two more to go, to have all the houses covered.

So which is what we said, we thought she would be pregnant by now. But she's not pregnant. So I don't know what's keeping her. because there's five houses that need to be filled that are currently being held by Camille, her husband, and Camille's kids. Like the house of Clarence and the house of... Okay.

So like, which is what Queen Elizabeth did gave houses to different people in the town. So there's two more houses that are empty, which was, well, now, Prince Andrew's house that goes back to her. and the house of Harry. Harry. Yeah.

Well, Harry's out. Harry's out. He still has that counselor of state would be the nail in Harry's coffin of his former life as a front-line member in the royal family. So, I mean, that's the official duties with that. You didn't want to be prince anymore. You wanted to go run off to run off with the wife.

who by the way, I still am really mad at her for not letting Harry. I mean, he is definitely cowtowed to her, man. She has got him whipped into the corner. And I'm really mad that he didn't go back home for Christmas. Oh, yeah. The first, and just on his behalf, really, because, I mean, he doesn't go back home for Christmas with the, kids, the new grandkids, the first Christmas that grandpa's been dead and grandma's all alone.

Holy cow. You all see those pictures of her in the cathedral. Yeah. She's all by herself. I know. I know. And I feel like so sad. I know she should not feel sad for someone that, you know.

But it's very sad in a human level. It's very sad because she could have not. how can she mourn the death of her, you know, husband, high school sweetheart, if you want to call it? Right. And not have your family there. I know. Not just your family, like your grandkids,

because that's what you have left. When you're a grandparent, you have your grandkids. Kids are not, they're not a thing. Like, grandkids are the things that fill up. Well, you don't have any grandkids. Okay, thank you. That's right. Yeah, you don't know how that is.

But like once you have grandkids, if I were to have grandkids. If you were to have grandkids, you skip over your kids and go straight to the grandkids. I feel like I disagree with that somehow. But anyway, go ahead. Interesting. You know, so it's very interesting to see how the, I don't think, honestly don't think, is going to happen. But he'll be king. Sadly, he'll be king.

I don't know how you get around it. You don't get around it. He'll do the great reset, freaking sign it. I mean, the only way around it. it is. Yes. Put a pillow over him, right? Yes.

That's it. And if you do, if you do that, I don't want to say this, but I don't think me and Jeff are the only one in the world thinking the exact same thing that we need to off. I know, but the guy's 73, right? He's been, he's been, you know, I guess he's in fairly good shape. I don't know his medical degree. I don't know if he's. Great. He uses the same doctor.

that Trump uses. Actually, I believe that. So he's great. That would surprise me. And I'm sure that he is. I'm sure that he is. Yeah. I'm sure that he's fine.

I mean, you're not, you're not Prince Charles. Yes. You're not next in line and not be healthy. Right. And by the way, again,

if you watch the documentary prints, you see how they live. They basically get carried from room to room. Uh, and someone wipes their butt. All they have to do is call. And it happens. You got the footman right there, man.

It happens. I love it. So it's going to be very interesting because, you know, the queen, she's back doing queen duties. So she's out and about. We'll see. Now, it would be really hard. No parent wants to lose a child. Oh, no.

No parent wants to lose a child. But after she's lost her husband, man, it would really be ashamed for her to lose a son. You know, and it would be sad. And she would have lost two sons. She lost two sons. One shipped off to the dungeon and one passed away. Yep. And so now.

And then all of a sudden she passes away. I can't do the struggle anymore. William, it's yours. Yeah. Yeah. You know, we're all seen it happen, you know, the broken heart syndrome. You know. Yes.

She could just, she lost her husband. She lost her first son. Her second son. It's a shame. shame, you know, she only has that one daughter. I can't do it anymore. My grandson left. My grandson left.

My grandson left and refuses to bring my grandchildren back. The future queen was killed in our car accident. Right. Even though it was me that killed her. But even the people loved. I think it was more dad than her, but go ahead. No, it will happen. Oh, man.

if it happens like that, Jeffrey, this episode better blow up. I have no doubt about it. Because we said it here. Absolutely. It's just incredible. And I know that we've yapped down for ever now. So it's a special Saturday.

Yeah, it's a special Saturday. Like I said. The Royals, okay? Spotify. I don't see anybody in your roster. Oh my gosh. That has done a deep dive on the people that owe you $25 million in content. this episode alone

I'll take I'll take a cut a million dollars this episode alone we gave you more content than the $25 million that you might get another episode

you might get another episode when Chris mentions a million dollars he's speaking for himself yes yes yes because I can produce you and I

Spotify are going to talk about a little bit more than a million. But, oh, you know, whatever. Whatever, we'll make it work. We'll email me, chewing the fat at the blaze.com. You know, you can direct message me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. I've got Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. You know what?

You can even gatter me at Jeffrey JFR. Either way, get a hold of me, let me know. We'll work something out. Okay. Is that it? We go with the Royals and Saturday. I think so. I think so we need to do it again.

Absolutely. Because there's, I mean, I'll tell you what. It, okay. Will it happen? Odds on. It happens that the queen outlives Charles so that William can take the throne. Odds on that.

70-30. That's a lot. Only because of what Prince Andrew did. The stain that he brought, she cannot leave that stain to be carried. by Charles by Charles she would want it to die with her because that's what a old school person will do I want to close this chapter on my family because once William takes it it's his family it's a new breed it's the deal it's a new blood in the crown yeah because that means everybody

before him is no longer on the table to take the throne right so So it will end with her. So 70-30, the queen outlives dad. He dies. Somehow. Well, at that time, it's going to be, she just can't. Yes. At that time, doctors are going to come out.

William's going to say, look, my grandmother can't do this anymore. I can't keep on sneaking the booze and the wines. We'll be here. She'll be here. She's going to, you know, we're fine. It will be the same. same thing that happened when the Catholic Church lost that Pope. Where he said, I'm retiring.

It's going to happen the same. Wait, where's the Pope? Wait, now we have two Pope. What happened? Well, we technically do have two popes. Yeah. We technically have two popes. And I'm going to give you this, Jeff, we'll close this to.

Let's you see where the one Pope, the one Pope, what's his face, has said that he lied. I'm sorry, misrepresented the statements that he made. Really? Oh, man. I can't even, I don't even want to go into it. I don't have this. Here, let's do this. It's incredible to me.

The Pope! The Pope! I know. Yeah, I lie. Here, let's do this. Because I was going to pitch you so the audience knows I wanted to pitch you two. Extra, two more specials. Okay, all right, two more special.

One, and a teaser, we got to do a special on this guy. Breyer. theories about the Supreme Court. Yeah. That's a great one. That's not a bad one. It's not a bad one because our audience will like what we're thinking about this. Yeah.

And I can say my theory. Justice Breyer. Yep. I could do my theory and then you could do your theory and people can add a theory. And since I just don't know about the Pope, I'm going to go right now and look it up. Let's do something on the Pope. We need to kick that. Did you see him on the streets just walking around like the president does when he puts on a ball top?

Like, who does that? Well, I mean, that's that is who he is, right? I mean, he's from South America. That's who he's supposed to be. And he's the, well. The Pope's supposed to be that person. No, I just didn't know. Really?

Oh, this is great. See, because I, I mean, the Pope is for the people. Yeah, but the Pope is like next in line to God, bro. In their world. We're not saying that. We're not saying that. Okay, slow down there. Stop clicking your stupid email.

I don't believe that. But if the Pope is next when if I've the Pope talks to God that's the deal. I talk to God too. Yeah but there's no special God says hold on Chris. Oh he doesn't hold on the other line. Oh so he well yeah right now if the Pope said he lied. Well that was the old one. Oh okay okay okay okay about that okay I think that's too special.

Let Jeffie know chewing the fat at that Theblaze.com. Let him know. Or if you have any specials that you want us to do. It's just all requests. Yeah. It's all requests Saturdays. That's right.

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