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00:04 Still the holidays? This video requires no introduction and no commentary. Could he actually win? No freaking way! Well, I'm going to support the Republican nominee, and I'm comfortable that it's not going to be Donald Trump. There's not going to be a President Donald Trump. That's not going to happen. I'll make a prediction though for you. I don't really get into predictions much, but this one I'll go way out on a limb.
00:30 Donald Trump will never, ever be pressed. of the United States. Donald Trump will never be elected president of the United States. Number one. What? Trump's going to lose. He's going to lose badly. He's going to be, he's going to be wrecked.
00:46 I don't know what the electoral college count is going to be at the end of this, but it's going to get loud and it's going to get hard for him. Am I going to worry about it? First of all, I'm not going to worry about it, Phil, because he's not going to win. I put my marker down on this last week. I am not even... You said before that's not going to do it. That's not going to do it.
01:04 not going to do it this time you said this right that's why i feel like i have credibility on this issue i have been known as a trump alarmist and now i'm saying i'm not even i'm not even nervous don't trump will not be called president he will never be president of the united states their panic is extraordinary their events in georgia and north carolina are basically about as well attended as a Pokemon card trading convention in in Ask Crack Alabama. And we better be ready for the fact that he might be leading the Republican ticket. Next. I know you don't believe that, but I want to go on. Sorry to laugh.
01:44 And which Republican candidate has the best chance of winning the general election? Of the declared ones right now, Donald Trump. This is a campaign in free fall. You're not going to be president, all right? Donald Trump is though here today gone tomorrow candidate for president of the United States. Donald Trump is not going to be president of the United States. He's not going to be president of the United States. Donald Trump is now in the same position that he described Hillary Clinton in 2016.
02:20 He's weak. And then you say that Donald Trump has the best day in the entire world. That's a kiss on that neck. Completely outperforms expectations and he wins all of the toss-up states. He wins all five of those states plus that electoral college vote in Maine that he's He wins all of the toss-ups, which would be insane because nobody wins all of the toss-up states. Nobody. Even if Donald Trump did win all of the toss-up states, he would still lose.
02:45 Do not tell me that Donald Trump is in this to win this, okay? He's a side show. This is going to turn a three-ring circus into a freak show. He's not running for president. He's running for Keep Me Famous. I thought this was maybe some strategy for a new reality show. How should Republicans handle Donald Trump? I ignore him.
03:03 And Donald Trump is not. gonna be the nominee this party. Well, I don't think it's likely that Donald Trump will be the nominee. Well, I do, based on your theme, believe that he's here to stay for a while, maybe through a few primaries, but he is not gonna be the nominee. My final tally is I think that Trump ends up with 217 electoral votes. I think Hillary ends up with 322 electoral votes, which means you win slightly more electoral votes than Romit did and more obviously than McCain did, but still gets blown out in pretty
03:30 handy fashion. Blown out. And that's in the electoral college. I think that the final result is going to to be something like Hillary Clinton 49 or 50 to Donald Trump 44. I think it'll be a five or six point victory, which is a pretty sweeping victory for Hillary Clinton. Now, all of this should make you pretty sad, given the fact that we didn't have to nominate this guy.
03:48 It'll be interesting tomorrow night, I think, when Hillary Clinton wins that Donald Trump will have lost this election from the very first day he announced. Before it even begins. The numbers bear out what we're seeing thus far. Hillary Clinton will win Florida. And the delicious irony in this is that Donald Trump will have been kept from the White House by a big, beautiful brown wall. If you look at Wisconsin, the Marquette poll came out yesterday, she's up six points. She's up four points in our polling in Pennsylvania.
04:23 If she keeps those together, all she needs is New Hampshire and she puts the race away and she's up there. For them to look at fortune, It is true fortune favors the bowl. If the Comey bomb didn't get them where they need to be. That really is the question. Our new NBC News survey monkey poll is out today. It puts Hillary Clinton up by 10 points over Donald Trump. And this is not the first poll since the conventions to give Clinton a double digit lead.
04:50 This is actually the fourth. Four points. It's a monkey poll. They have Clinton up by more than 10 points or at least 10 points. Dane, the kind of lead, she's leaked out into this race. You could see other states that suddenly. get crazy states you wouldn't have even imagined like a 60 karenna even at Texas they could at least become
05:07 competitive and what it would mean doesn't mean Hillary Clinton's going to win all these it means we could have more competitive states than we ever imagined that's the way to lay the land right now at this low moment for Donald Trump in the back right after us reproductive rights is what it all comes down to and the women are voting in numbers relative to men plus oh plus oh but the numbers are so close i said i'm a political I'm telling you right now, the numbers are there.
05:35 She's taking this election. And I've said to him, you realize, and he didn't tell me who he voted for, but of course I knew. And I said, you do realize you wasted your vote, right? And I didn't care. And I walked out with my bottle of champagne and happily walked home. Bye-bye. See you. So, as you know, come along.
06:02 Harris did not win the election what how'd that happen as the numbers stand right now there were 18 million fewer votes in 2020 that's why i have said all along you have to have a huge huge turnout you got a vote and it goes to the dams and we didn't have it there is one fundamental thing that you cannot what's the reason what's the reason using data to predict to predict or Talk to me. Project the outcome of an election. What is it? Is you can't factor in the impact of racism?
06:40 This is getting good. Trump is realizing you can't win and he's getting more and more desperate. So he's pulling these ridiculous desperation moves. First, he had his hate rally where he did nothing but have people come out and spew hate speech. One after another, after another, after another. It was so bad that even his own crowd gasped at the hate speech. Like that's bad. Next, he dresses up in cosplay as a pretend garbage man.
07:15 And trying to get into the truck, he can't even grab the handle, he can't get up the stairs. It's pathetic. It's hilarious. It was so funny. And it shows what a weak, 80-year-old person this guy really is. So weak for 80. But here's the thing you won't see. him do. What? You won't see footage of him voting for himself because he can't. As a resident of Florida
07:44 and a convicted felon, but he did vote. He can't vote for himself. He might be wrong there. Until he serves his entire sentence. That's Florida law. Oh my God. Take a sip. Only, only, only in America and only with Trump in the mix, would this ever happen? So true. I tell you, we are a joke on the world stage. It's pathetic. Cheers. Get out and rock the vote. 10 4. 3 days later. All right, the Trump situation. I'm done. I'm so done. No. I want to thank everybody that followed me.
08:27 Don't leave. Everybody that made a post on one of my videos, commented, shared it, did whatever you did. I so appreciate you maximum respect, but I think this is going to be my last political post on this channel. His party is splitting apart. Yes, you Magas, I know, Magas, I know. You guys are so intense.
08:50 You believe everything that he says, every word that comes out of his mouth. I get it that you believe that. But guess what? What? He's been lying to you all along about a lot of things and you're about to realize it tomorrow. Donald, if you try to steal this election tomorrow,
09:03 We're going to. We know. You're going to try. We know you will. I promise you one thing. You will die in prison alone. Your family will be broken. Every property you've ever owned will be taken from you because you will be violating the law. You will be breaking every possible law.
09:21 You're going to do it. I know you're going to do it. So your chance of dying in prison is going to go way, way up. If you do what you think you're going to get away with, it's not going to work this time. It's just not. You're going to be very, very, very tough, Donald. I'd be super careful if I were you. I think really hard about the fantasies, some of these jackoffs around you are selling you. Language. And I think really, really hard about some of the bull's you're selling yourself.
09:49 Everyone was wrong. The backlash begins. Some magazines are facing big embarrassments today. Newsweek had already shipped out this cover, Madam Secretary, but quickly had to change it to this. Priceless.
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