Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub goes off about how TRASHH the NBA All Star game is!!!
Episode Date: February 17, 2025The NBA All-Star Game just fell off badly! Bubba Dub breaks it all down how it went from must watch TV to get this mess off my TV!!! They keep trying new stuff, but it doesn’t seem to work. ...; Can the NBA All-Star be great again?? Plus, Mac McClung stays dominating the dunk contest every February ….the disrespect is real at this point! Malcolm X rolling ova in his grave right now!!And you know Bubba got a wild STORY TIME for y’all! He talks about his girl’s hair struggles and his homeboy who suddenly needs some money—but wait till you hear WHY!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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                                         What's up everybody? What's up everybody? Hopefully everybody doing good man. Hope everybody had a great Sunday
                                         
                                         I'm back at the crib. I was out there NBA All-Star
                                         
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                                         Of course, like I said, I just got to talk about the NBA all star.
                                         
                                         And let me just humbly say this, the NBA all star that we know as of today.
                                         
                                         the NBA All-Star that we know as of today. Trash, straight up bullshit.
                                         
                                         David Stern's rolling over in his motherfucking grave right now.
                                         
                                         I see it was a thousand damn ads today.
                                         
                                         Every time I look around, it was a commercial going on on the damn thing.
                                         
    
                                         Y'all know I ain't like commercial.
                                         
                                         What happened to the players?
                                         
                                         Actually being excited
                                         
                                         about being in the NBA All-Star.
                                         
                                         It's a privilege to be
                                         
                                         in the NBA All-Star.
                                         
                                         Not no damn more.
                                         
                                         It ain't no big ass damn monopoly game
                                         
    
                                         going on on the damn court.
                                         
                                         That's all it is.
                                         
                                         Ain't nobody competing.
                                         
                                         Ain't nobody saying I'm the best in the world.
                                         
                                         Ain't nobody saying that shit.
                                         
                                         What happened?
                                         
                                         The money done changed us, y'all.
                                         
                                         The motherfucking money done changed us y'all. The motherfuckin' money done changed us.
                                         
    
                                         Such and such making 300 million and this and that and they don't wanna go all out.
                                         
                                         Well guess what?
                                         
                                         You won't play in my motherfuckin' league.
                                         
                                         If I'm the owners?
                                         
                                         If I'm them silver tongueue motherfucking owners, y'all wouldn't play in my damn league.
                                         
                                         And I hate to make a reference to this, but I'm only putting in the comedic form of what
                                         
                                         I'm trying to say about players not wanting to do what they supposed to do.
                                         
                                         Do you think them Negroes would have told Calvin Candidate on Django about they didn't
                                         
    
                                         want to fight?
                                         
                                         Hell no!
                                         
                                         They should have known, they should have known!
                                         
                                         They should have known!
                                         
                                         They should have known!
                                         
                                         They should have known!
                                         
                                         They should have known!
                                         
                                         They should have known!
                                         
    
                                         They should have known!
                                         
                                         They should have known!
                                         
                                         They should have known!
                                         
                                         They should have known!
                                         
                                         They should have known!
                                         
                                         They should have known!
                                         
                                         They should have known!
                                         
                                         They should have known!
                                         
    
                                         They should have known! They should have known! They should have known! They should have known! They should have known! You gonna do whatever? I tell you to do.
                                         
                                         Do you hear me? Ain't no ifs, ain't no ands, ain't no buts or buts.
                                         
                                         You gonna do whatever? I tell you to do.
                                         
                                         If I say you playing in the NBA All-Stars game, damn it you come here and you.
                                         
                                         I don't give a damn, you gotta go out there and dunk the ball in Gregory Hines on tap
                                         
                                         dancing shoes.
                                         
                                         You gonna go out there and dunk.
                                         
                                         Tired of looking at Shaq Bad Knee's ass and Kinga Smith Bradley can't give up out of
                                         
    
                                         his chair.
                                         
                                         I love you Kinga.
                                         
                                         But I'm tired of getting them off the goddamn weight. Charles Barkley got on so much goddamn makeup, it's pitiful.
                                         
                                         Got the face of Rhianna.
                                         
                                         You gotta put all that shit on your face, boy.
                                         
                                         You can't never go in no hall or house and sleep and shit.
                                         
                                         You know what I'm saying?
                                         
                                         You're gonna leave all the evidence over, all the makeup on your damn face.
                                         
    
                                         You don't fuck back that damn makeup at that funeral home. That don't make no damn sense what I'm looking at.
                                         
                                         Wimby Humble, I love what I see. I love him.
                                         
                                         Wim... Man, I can't say enough how much I love to see what Wimby Humble doing.
                                         
                                         But I want to see Wimby Hum humble and I want to see your kids go ahead
                                         
                                         I'm gonna see him going there. I'm the boss. I'm the big duck. We ain't seeing it no more
                                         
                                         And they don't bother y'all that don't bother y'all shit
                                         
                                         Jane Harden all star Jane Harden fat little motherfucker
                                         
                                         Do you hear me that motherfucker like he's full of oatmeal?
                                         
    
                                         That's oh y'all seen James on the day running up and down that court full of oatmeal
                                         
                                         Brown the kid room, but he can run them holes though
                                         
                                         Yeah My place Burn the kid room, but he can run them hoes though. I call my prayers.
                                         
                                         You done know something, said Buddha boy last night.
                                         
                                         Know what year it was.
                                         
                                         I'm telling you.
                                         
                                         You done know something, said Buddha boy.
                                         
                                         You come in, drunk.
                                         
    
                                         You were five for fifteen the other night. Motherfucker you were drunk.
                                         
                                         You got one more motherfucking time to come in here drunk.
                                         
                                         So you gotta take things away from them.
                                         
                                         At least feel like you gonna take it from them.
                                         
                                         I don't know if y'all ever here watched the movie Rosewood.
                                         
                                         Do y'all remember that white man Mr. White?
                                         
                                         Had some best of little cousins and that little black girl in there. He was in the early in the morning. I'm talking about going down her throat out.
                                         
                                         Oh y'all sonny side up egg eat that white man. What's in that motherfuckers going on?
                                         
    
                                         With Sylvester coming up, Sylvester wanted to get a few items.
                                         
                                         Mr. White didn't think it was a good idea. So what's Sylvester say?
                                         
                                         Well cousin come on and go. what mr. White say? Oh wait
                                         
                                         Wait, just a goddamn me
                                         
                                         I'm gonna give you what you want. I know you with you
                                         
                                         so if I'm a
                                         
                                         over NBA team and
                                         
                                         And our job is to get the ratings back up and get the people back one to watch the sport
                                         
    
                                         It's to get the ratings back up and get the people back on the watch the sport
                                         
                                         They had made us billionaires and millions of dollars where you motherfuckers gonna get out there and play I don't give a damn about no 200 ACA and I don't give a damn
                                         
                                         Cuz believe it or not
                                         
                                         The owner is gonna do whatever it take
                                         
                                         To get that money now. I know y'all thinking well three
                                         
                                         Players can play this game, bro
                                         
                                         Players can play this game and those fans will suffer from it cause I saw we watching they making money off us watching
                                         
                                         What about the family pay money to go down and enjoy the whole weekend festivities?
                                         
    
                                         People deserve more.
                                         
                                         And the play of the day, y'all got the do-begger, bro.
                                         
                                         It's kids, family members, they'll save up all kinds of money to probably come see y'all.
                                         
                                         Y'all ain't even playing.
                                         
                                         Like my boy Braun, he sat night to night.
                                         
                                         You know how many motherfuckers wanted to come watch that Greybeard motherfucker step onto
                                         
                                         that court?
                                         
                                         Do you hear me?
                                         
    
                                         How many people bought?
                                         
                                         And he knew good motherfucking well he needed to put his feet in some epsom salt.
                                         
                                         He didn't do that.
                                         
                                         But he didn't do it.
                                         
                                         Oh, I'm gonna set this one out.
                                         
                                         You're robbing the motherfucking fans.
                                         
                                         If we don't watch the NBA,
                                         
                                         them niggas ain't got nothing.
                                         
    
                                         If we don't watch the goddamn games, we don't buy merch, we don't go to the game,
                                         
                                         them niggas not coming to work, and no goddamn fitness.
                                         
                                         They just not going, they not doing it.
                                         
                                         Slam dunk contest, Matt Whiteboy, I ain't even in the league, in G-league.
                                         
                                         That motherfucker don't want to slam dunk contest three damn times in the month of February
                                         
                                         and I'm sick of it.
                                         
                                         Bumpy Ellsworth Johnson is rolling over in his motherfucking grave right now.
                                         
                                         Gene Jalte. Yeah!
                                         
    
                                         Pile your mouth with your chin-gel-un-te, you bad monkey.
                                         
                                         Rolling over in his grave right now.
                                         
                                         He do goddamn well, white boy. Can't out-jump no brothers.
                                         
                                         That white boy need to be drug tested.
                                         
                                         Don't give a damn what none of you say. The white boy needs to be tried.
                                         
                                         Is he crazy?
                                         
                                         Can he jump you damn right?
                                         
                                         Well, these fools still rolls a legit.
                                         
    
                                         God damn it, y'all say Barry Barnes took it?
                                         
                                         God damn it, I'm going to say the white boy on it.
                                         
                                         Motherfucker, white boy jumping over cars.
                                         
                                         I know that's bothering Malcolm X Spirits because it's bothering me.
                                         
                                         I know it's bothering Brother Malcolm.
                                         
                                         Brother Elijah Muhammad ain't pleased.
                                         
                                         He ain't pleased.
                                         
                                         He ain't pleased with these young brothers today.
                                         
    
                                         He ain't pleased with them.
                                         
                                         Lord knows, Malcolm X, my Martin Luther King just wanted us to be treated equal, to hold
                                         
                                         hands and sing and harmonize with these white people.
                                         
                                         Lord knows we didn't know what we were gonna do
                                         
                                         when we got money.
                                         
                                         Money changed the game.
                                         
                                         Now, yeah, you could call me this and that.
                                         
                                         You can call me the end.
                                         
    
                                         You can treat me bad.
                                         
                                         You can beat my sister.
                                         
                                         But if you just give me five and $10 million,
                                         
                                         I'll look over it.
                                         
                                         Tell them the kind of niggas we got today.
                                         
                                         But y'all praise them though.
                                         
                                         Y'all praise them, hey. The ones who we ain't think they black, y'all praise them. The real ones,
                                         
                                         we kill them, talk bad about them, counsel them. That's what we do. Time to wake up. I got nothing
                                         
    
                                         against Mack when he done. Love him. But now y'all got y'all
                                         
                                         saying he top five dog of all time. Stop it. Stop it. We ain't got but one month man. No
                                         
                                         motherfuckers got left. They even gave a Mexican goddamn a day. We ain't got no niggas.
                                         
                                         They didn't gave the Missingans a day.
                                         
                                         Cinco de Mayo.
                                         
                                         What do we got?
                                         
                                         Not a motherfucking thing.
                                         
                                         So the one thing we got that they ain't took yet.
                                         
    
                                         Because God damn it, they finally take it in their front.
                                         
                                         They finally take it.
                                         
                                         The only one thing they ain't took step where we already got 28 days and y'all gonna continue to let them win and win and win
                                         
                                         on this day huh
                                         
                                         y'all some ass niggas and it tells you see you can see it's just different to what I
                                         
                                         have in the field it's just a difference from the color from the swag the way they talk the way they walk the house always thought they were better in the field. It's just a difference from the color, from the swag, the way they talk, the way they walk. The house always thought they were better than the field. It's even
                                         
                                         relating to today. You got some people out through school, did great, thought they were
                                         
                                         going to do better than you and everything, and they want the college, and people who
                                         
    
                                         want the college, some of them right now, own both.
                                         
                                         Big North College.
                                         
                                         Big Peel Poppers. Yeah, per 30s.
                                         
                                         Now what the hell, they don't even know.
                                         
                                         The one that they thought was gonna be something ain't shit.
                                         
                                         You know what ain't right?
                                         
                                         Some of you watching this show right now been lied on, talked about, beat on, left for dead.
                                         
                                         But you what?
                                         
    
                                         You still rise.
                                         
                                         You still rise.
                                         
                                         Can't nobody stop you but you.
                                         
                                         I be damned if I look out the eyes and see somebody look like me, talk like me, dress
                                         
                                         like me.
                                         
                                         I be damned if I look out the eyes right here, somebody that look like me, talk like me,
                                         
                                         and I hate them. Helpful. Helpful.
                                         
                                         We done lost our way. We done forgot how to be me. We done forgot how to be legal. We done
                                         
    
                                         forgot that we can still jump. Huh? We done forgot that we can still jump. We done forgot that we on the shit.
                                         
                                         We want to take a walk down memory lane y'all, remind y'all, remind the world who we are,
                                         
                                         where we come from, what we been through, what we endured.
                                         
                                         Talk about got families, some of us new wave, we't gonna do nothing. But our ancestors have and we
                                         
                                         can't let that go by the wayside. That's all I'm saying. It's just like today. Yeah, just
                                         
                                         like today. I remember back in the day them hoes didn't want to get to it. No phone number,
                                         
                                         no no conversation. Now I don't say what was I ain't got to say shit.
                                         
                                         They throwing it at me and I don't know.
                                         
    
                                         I don't know.
                                         
                                         It ran through a lot.
                                         
                                         Yeah, a taxi relay run ran through.
                                         
                                         Shit don't blame me.
                                         
                                         What's up? I've been moaning you. I know you've been moaning me too. She actually relayed wrong the man through. Shit, don't game it.
                                         
                                         What's up, I been moaning you. I know you been moaning me too.
                                         
                                         Nothin'.
                                         
                                         You get your black pepper built by the ass up out my face
                                         
    
                                         because I don't want you.
                                         
                                         My baby mama, man, know when I spent $800
                                         
                                         on the motherfuckin' lace front.
                                         
                                         Do you hear me?
                                         
                                         That lace front so goddamn thin, I could see her crickets go through her goddamn head.
                                         
                                         I'm just like, oh shit, that ain't no lace front.
                                         
                                         That's a goddamn mosquito net with baby hairs on it.
                                         
                                         I know I been bamboozled.
                                         
    
                                         Laying up in the bed looking a hot mess. Got some head getting in the way, oh shit, I ain't gonna lie.
                                         
                                         Got some head in the way, oh shit, yeah.
                                         
                                         She my problem, she ain't yours.
                                         
                                         People always want to call and tell you bad news.
                                         
                                         I can't stand y'all.
                                         
                                         Man, I know I ain't just seen your girl at no club.
                                         
                                         But you know where it was.
                                         
                                         You know where it was.
                                         
    
                                         Called to me, why you didn't tell her to get her motherfucking ass to the house with me
                                         
                                         and the kids?
                                         
                                         It stopped by Burger King on your way home.
                                         
                                         Matter of fact, Jack in the box.
                                         
                                         Some goddamn Jack in the box taco be shit.
                                         
                                         And them egg rolls come in
                                         
                                         With the large strawberry comes in
                                         
                                         Jack in the Box the shit
                                         
    
                                         They in L.A. from my baby mama God, I can't stand that hoe
                                         
                                         I don't understand what I been going through, my pastor
                                         
                                         been fucked off the church ties between me and y'all, I know y'all ain't through. My pastor done fucked off the church ties
                                         
                                         between me and y'all.
                                         
                                         I know y'all ain't gonna say no.
                                         
                                         I ain't say, he done fucked off the money.
                                         
                                         Nigga done text me, he done sell me his cash app.
                                         
                                         His cash app is BigBlessings, BigBlessings, underscore 69.
                                         
    
                                         See them pastors, hell.
                                         
                                         They ain't wanna text me, you know,
                                         
                                         it's better to give than to receive.
                                         
                                         Man, I'm not giving shit.
                                         
                                         You need some money? You better go donate some blood.
                                         
                                         I used to donate.
                                         
                                         It's not in that mothafucka. That's how much blood I done donated.
                                         
                                         After you let the Fibberleggers bring me back, I donated
                                         
    
                                         Goddamn blood 50 times that week. have a 75 hours I was 3.5 in my homeboy and bring me some
                                         
                                         pills. Goddamn I'm walking around this motherfucker space style. I think I'm
                                         
                                         working in SpaceX the whole time I'm working at what a perc-
                                         
                                         Bullshit going on man I'm gonna continue to go for the bullshit no damn more.
                                         
                                         But how y'all feeling though?
                                         
                                         I won't try to tell me how y'all feel about this bullshit ass R star.
                                         
                                         I'm not feeling it one bit.
                                         
                                         Shaq so motherfucking black he can lost his color on TV.
                                         
    
                                         Shaq ain't black no more the nigger brute
                                         
                                         All that money got all that money said got that motherfucker dark and dark, but you got Michael Jackson money lighten up
                                         
                                         No, god, I know I'm black let me get that kind of shake money. I won't be black this goddamn black I bet you that I'll be drink
                                         
                                         We got a man
                                         
                                         I bet you that I'll be drinkin'.
                                         
                                         Without a mind.
                                         
                                         Real talk, I'll be drinkin' without a mind.
                                         
                                         Oh yeah, you ain't gettin' dubbed that way, no.
                                         
    
                                         Like my meat aged. Yeah, I like it tender, but I like it aged.
                                         
                                         Yeah, some of you motherfuckers
                                         
                                         that was outta school, still datin' girls in high school.
                                         
                                         Fresh! You think you fuckin' gonna mind me and my kid? Some of you motherfuckers that was out of school still dating girls in high school. Fresh.
                                         
                                         You think you fuck up around me and my kids?
                                         
                                         No.
                                         
                                         Don't wanna shake your hand, no pictures, no nothing.
                                         
                                         You like little girls.
                                         
    
                                         Before I let you hug on mine and shake mine, bam.
                                         
                                         So be it.
                                         
                                         I'm just cheaper than one hundred. But, so be it.
                                         
                                         I'm just cheaper than 100.
                                         
                                         People know who would do that shit too. Once again, the movie Friday.
                                         
                                         What did Smokey say about Devo?
                                         
                                         He gonna pull that shit on those niggas
                                         
                                         behind that cola.
                                         
    
                                         And now you remember when he went back to the movie,
                                         
                                         when Red went to go get that bike, it was another big nigger.
                                         
                                         Well, wasn't it Michael Clarke Duncan?
                                         
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                                         I'm not what you used to be.
                                         
    
                                         I'm not a n***a.
                                         
                                         I'm the ninja.
                                         
                                         N***a.
                                         
                                         I'm the ninja.
                                         
                                         Me.
                                         
                                         Gonna be some goddamn change it right here.
                                         
                                         When I come over here to see you, ain't no motherf***er talking.
                                         
                                         Ain't nobody on that phone.
                                         
    
                                         God damn it, you butt n***a face down a**hole. God damn it, you butt-naked face-down ass. Oh.
                                         
                                         God damn it, when I come over there,
                                         
                                         I want you to make my goddamn
                                         
                                         Mercat rise, God damn it. You goddamn right.
                                         
                                         Make this motherfucker rise up and see
                                         
                                         if it's danger out there.
                                         
                                         Let that motherfucker
                                         
                                         rise and God damn it, I will attack.
                                         
    
                                         I got a black mamba strike.
                                         
                                         Real quick, four minutes.
                                         
                                         I'm wondering your ass
                                         
                                         For only see I'm sweating
                                         
                                         everything
                                         
                                         Yeah, hold on don't get you get your ass about me
                                         
                                         I'm gonna get this and once I feel that condom up you get your ass out of here
                                         
                                         That's got to stay calm Joe I And once I fill that condom up, you get your ass outta here.
                                         
    
                                         That's God's will once they calm them down. You can't tell me.
                                         
                                         I got you.
                                         
                                         I said you want something to buy.
                                         
                                         But you gots to go, ain't no thing.
                                         
                                         I passed the ball.
                                         
                                         That's the problem with me, y'all.
                                         
                                         Y'all come over and get some of that sweet hands
                                         
                                         and God damn it, you think you can lay your funky ass
                                         
    
                                         all up on us all day long
                                         
                                         Bitch, I got shit to do
                                         
                                         I get a little hanging with you. You get want me to feed your hungry ass
                                         
                                         That's what they do, but you gonna leave you gonna be you gonna leave with your stomach growling today
                                         
                                         You gonna leave with your stomach growling
                                         
                                         Coming around me getting healthy and shit. I'm filling you up. You
                                         
                                         gaining weight. Your homegirls looking at girl you gaining weight.
                                         
                                         What the hell is he doing? He's motherfucking thang with you. Yeah I'm a meal to you. I'm taking care of your
                                         
    
                                         malnutrition ass. Well guess what? In about another week they gonna think you got
                                         
                                         cancer. Oh you got cancer. Because I'm cutting everything off.
                                         
                                         Not funding no more UA Benz. All this and that.
                                         
                                         Uh, hurling, nail, toll, gas in the car, kids clothes, this and that.
                                         
                                         No!
                                         
                                         You gonna get out of here and fiend for yourself now?
                                         
                                         We gotta, we gotta take, we gotta take, restore, we gotta, it's all in order now, man.
                                         
                                         We gotta take back control, goddammit.
                                         
    
                                         Like I said, we ain't been in, like we post been in.
                                         
                                         Bullshit going on, man.
                                         
                                         My homeboy, finna get married, man.
                                         
                                         Hit me up, man, like fam, man, finna get married, I want you to be my best man.
                                         
                                         I'm like, hell yeah yeah that's what's up bro
                                         
                                         Nah this motherfucker done something to me every tux bill
                                         
                                         Bachelor trip bill hotel bill want me to pay for it motherfucker you found love I want to pay for it
                                         
                                         You found love and you want me to fuck you up
                                         
    
                                         You fell in love with me and you want me to fucking help her?
                                         
                                         At least I hold you fucking you want to get married
                                         
                                         Shit, you was on the phone. I'm gonna sit down here my lord, please please just crank Now if you got a pretty guy that you're called crank marriage should be the last motherfucking thing you do
                                         
                                         That's the entanglement shit you about to get married married but you want me, the best man, to pay for it?
                                         
                                         Hell no.
                                         
                                         I guess this bitch is going to be giving me some pussy in the head too.
                                         
                                         Cause shit, I'm getting something.
                                         
                                         You gotta make it worth my while.
                                         
    
                                         Oh, you a wild boy.
                                         
                                         She wild, hell.
                                         
                                         You think I'm gonna spend 18 bands?
                                         
                                         Shit.
                                         
                                         She my cousin workin' in the oil field.
                                         
                                         He always gone.
                                         
                                         Gone and do.
                                         
                                         Gone, gone, gone, took her out of the oil field.
                                         
    
                                         I'm feelin' good here and get nasty.
                                         
                                         I'm feelin' good, nasty.
                                         
                                         Man, I'm just tellin' y'all what what's going on these days, man.
                                         
                                         It's a lot.
                                         
                                         It's a lot to deal with.
                                         
                                         You have to keep them going crazy.
                                         
                                         Sometimes you got to smoke you something.
                                         
                                         You know what I'm saying?
                                         
    
                                         Some of you might drink, hopefully you're not alcohol-less.
                                         
                                         You just drink and be cool.
                                         
                                         Some of y'all like to drink to get drunk and get knocked out.
                                         
                                         Yeah, y'all know to drink to get drunk and get knocked out.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Y'all know how to hold my liquor. You know what I'm saying?
                                         
                                         If I'm going to drink something, I'm going to drink just a little bit to get to where
                                         
                                         I need to get to.
                                         
    
                                         You know, I'm feeling good.
                                         
                                         In my mind, I whoop every—in this motherfucker.
                                         
                                         That's just a gangster in me.
                                         
                                         Because I'm an aunt and I'm OG.
                                         
                                         That's how I feel.
                                         
                                         I whoop everybody in this motherfucker
                                         
                                         But I'm smart enough to know that ain't true. I
                                         
                                         Know I think right so I'm gonna be calm cool
                                         
    
                                         Some of y'all get the drinking and get the talking
                                         
                                         Yeah, I put some on everybody's head. That's it, you know, some people let you talk and they ain't trippin'.
                                         
                                         Now me, I know you drunk.
                                         
                                         I'm finna take full advantage of your ass.
                                         
                                         Oh, you're trippin'.
                                         
                                         I'm gonna put hands on you and record it.
                                         
                                         Look at me beatin' this nigga ass up.
                                         
                                         Now the people, y'all might get in the comments and say, man Dubb that nigga
                                         
    
                                         a drunk.
                                         
                                         You a motherfucking liar.
                                         
                                         So y'all tested him.
                                         
                                         Y'all gave him a drunk tip.
                                         
                                         Stop it.
                                         
                                         Y'all now think they're gonna take victory from me?
                                         
                                         Shut up.
                                         
                                         Lie to you niggas, let me tell y'all something.
                                         
    
                                         True story man, a dude said something to me the other day, that nigga breath was so funny,
                                         
                                         I was like, what?
                                         
                                         I'm not gonna believe it.
                                         
                                         I'm not gonna believe it.
                                         
                                         I'm not gonna believe it.
                                         
                                         I'm not gonna believe it.
                                         
                                         I'm not gonna believe it.
                                         
                                         I'm not gonna believe it.
                                         
    
                                         I'm not gonna believe it.
                                         
                                         I'm not gonna believe it.
                                         
                                         I'm not gonna believe it. I'm not gonna believe it. I'm not gonna believe it. I'm not gonna believe it. I'm not gonna believe it. A lot of you niggas, let me tell y'all something.
                                         
                                         True story, man.
                                         
                                         A dude said something to me the other day.
                                         
                                         That nigga's breath was so motherfucking funky, Jesus himself would have got off that cross.
                                         
                                         I'm not bullshitting you.
                                         
                                         And I'm not bullshitting you.
                                         
    
                                         That nigga's breath was so motherfucking funky, Jesus Christ would have un-nailed himself
                                         
                                         from the cross to get away from that nigga's breath.
                                         
                                         Nigga's shit was crazy.
                                         
                                         Diabolical.
                                         
                                         All in my face.
                                         
                                         Nigga shit.
                                         
                                         Nigga you can curb council with that damn breath.
                                         
                                         What's that chemo?
                                         
    
                                         Nigga got chemo breath.
                                         
                                         We gots to do better y'all.
                                         
                                         Ain't no other way around it.
                                         
                                         We gots to do better.
                                         
                                         Y'all have a nerd that won't go holla at a female and your breasts being like that.
                                         
                                         Nigga stop it.
                                         
                                         Say I be what I do.
                                         
                                         Call me McGlass what I do.
                                         
    
                                         Mike be what I do man.
                                         
                                         Welcome to the bubble, Doug.
                                         
                                         So if you just not tuning in, man, well, we talk sports.
                                         
                                         We we have comedy. We we we do it live.
                                         
                                         We do it in the flesh where we show love to our people.
                                         
                                         We give them their flowers while they're living
                                         
                                         because you can't do nothing with them when you got them down.
                                         
                                         As woman in your life right now, even though you do wrong,
                                         
    
                                         is she still by you?
                                         
                                         Give her her motherfucking flowers. You go and get her a card you take it and fill it up you go
                                         
                                         and watch it and vacuum and all this and that then you come right back and you
                                         
                                         put that nasty ass meat right in her mouth
                                         
                                         do you put it right in her motherfucking mouth
                                         
                                         seen some shit today that disturbed me, disturbed my whole spirit.
                                         
                                         I seen a stud and a gay dude in a relationship.
                                         
                                         I ain't never seen no shit like this in my damn life.
                                         
    
                                         Something ain't mathin'.
                                         
                                         A stud and a gay woman.
                                         
                                         I mean a stud and a gay dude together. Some ain't mathin'. Boy I know my
                                         
                                         Heavenly Father ain't pleased. I know I sin. I ain't no better than the people
                                         
                                         I'm talking about right here tonight. But I know my Heavenly Father up there having
                                         
                                         a fit right now. He ain't pleased with the way we doing. he made Adam and Eve and Adam and Steve is,
                                         
                                         I ain't knocking nobody, if somebody on this show
                                         
                                         and y'all like me and I ain't knocking you,
                                         
    
                                         more power to you brother, more women for us.
                                         
                                         See, I don't discriminate and I don't hate.
                                         
                                         If you want another man out there,
                                         
                                         you do your motherfucking thing.
                                         
                                         You do you, do your motherfucking thing you do you do you do your thing real talk
                                         
                                         but for a man like me ain't nothing like that woman with them two breasts
                                         
                                         no goddamn right that's all i need
                                         
                                         Yeah. But how y'all feeling overall though?
                                         
    
                                         What y'all expecting from y'all basketball teams coming out the NBA break?
                                         
                                         Me what I'm expecting from the LA Lakers, I'm looking for us to dominate.
                                         
                                         I'm thinking, Luca, you know what I'm saying?
                                         
                                         You been out four, five days, you ain't even got the little surgery.
                                         
                                         You know what I'm saying?
                                         
                                         It's time to get to it, y'all.
                                         
                                         I all that we need to send on shit.
                                         
                                         You know, I feel like Kobe wouldn't give a damn if we had a singer or not.
                                         
    
                                         Kobe, we're going to go make it happen, goddamn it.
                                         
                                         Somebody on the Lakers got to have that Kobe Mantella say, damn it, we're going to go and
                                         
                                         get it.
                                         
                                         We feel the wind, man.
                                         
                                         Like some of y'all right now, some of y'all ain't got no motherfucking money.
                                         
                                         Y'all watching me, and no matter how much I try to motivate y'all,
                                         
                                         somebody on the real watching this show, when they get through watching this,
                                         
                                         y'all feelin' go still.
                                         
    
                                         That's what somebody got in my inbox.
                                         
                                         Fam, I appreciate all the motivation you got,
                                         
                                         but I'm still broke.
                                         
                                         So tonight I'm about to go steal
                                         
                                         boy that hurt me for somebody tell me something like that y'all I can't help
                                         
                                         everybody y'all. I can't help everybody y'all. Wish I could man. People got to do what they
                                         
                                         got to do. Man, my bad y'all just had a moment. Man, a lot of stuff get to me sometimes y'all
                                         
                                         y'all don't understand. I have a lot of like going on. And man, I be trying to push push
                                         
    
                                         through it. You know, like I say, especially coming from I come from man, I be trying to push through it.
                                         
                                         Like I say, especially coming from where I come from,
                                         
                                         I tell y'all, I come from the mud.
                                         
                                         I come from poverty.
                                         
                                         My only goal and wish to get my people out of poverty.
                                         
                                         Not even, when I say my people,
                                         
                                         I ain't get some of the people I know,
                                         
                                         even people I don't know.
                                         
    
                                         Y'all don't know me, but y'all still come on here
                                         
                                         and watch me and support me and rock with me.
                                         
                                         That's love, and I only wanna give it back.
                                         
                                         And I don't want no glory or fame for this shit.
                                         
                                         That don't mean shit to me.
                                         
                                         I genuinely wanna see people healthy and smiling
                                         
                                         and feeling good and fathers being in their children alive
                                         
                                         and mothers being mothers and grandparents being grandparents
                                         
    
                                         we not having that in today's because so many of our family members are dying or in jail and
                                         
                                         children having to be raised up too fast and man I
                                         
                                         Remember when it was all love man, I remember we all wish to get together and eat and
                                         
                                         sing and play and love.
                                         
                                         Now he got this and she got that.
                                         
                                         And it's just ain't love family.
                                         
                                         Ain't no love in the family no more like it used to.
                                         
                                         Y'all know I ain't lying.
                                         
    
                                         Ain't no love in the family like it used to.
                                         
                                         Too much competition going on, man.
                                         
                                         People want to, I do want another, man.
                                         
                                         It's just some people in your family or your circle you can't fuck with
                                         
                                         just certain people you can't fuck with. Bro I'm my bro ace love in the
                                         
                                         depth I'm never trying to compete I know I can't fuck with champ. Lay over a billion.
                                         
                                         Some of us be trying to compete when there ain't even no competition.
                                         
                                         Oh, fuck, I'm trying to wake up the next morning, dawg.
                                         
    
                                         You can't compete with that.
                                         
                                         That's God.
                                         
                                         Huh?
                                         
                                         That's God.
                                         
                                         We got to get back to the love. When God say you can't love me and hate your brother.
                                         
                                         From normal you ain't never seen me.
                                         
                                         God say you ain't never seen me.
                                         
                                         And you love me.
                                         
    
                                         But you hate your brother that you see.
                                         
                                         Yeah!
                                         
                                         But you hate your brother that you see
                                         
                                         You don't learn for shit over real me you gonna learn who I am and what I do and what I represent I
                                         
                                         Love being me. I'm free. I
                                         
                                         Used to have a slave mentality man. I'm free. I
                                         
                                         Ain't lying man. It feel good to to be free And I ain't just because I'm independent or none of that.
                                         
                                         No, I'm talking about just free thinking, free everything.
                                         
    
                                         I don't think anytime something bad happen
                                         
                                         to us black people, it's the white people fault.
                                         
                                         I don't think like that.
                                         
                                         I know that's not true at all.
                                         
                                         We holding ourself back.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         You wanna go and jump off the porch,
                                         
                                         but you're looking back to see somebody gonna grab you
                                         
    
                                         so you can be like, yeah, you right.
                                         
                                         No, nigga, be uncomfortable.
                                         
                                         That's how you make it.
                                         
                                         That's how I make it, uncomfortable, nigga.
                                         
                                         Hell.
                                         
                                         I don't give a damn who going with riding with me.
                                         
                                         I'm gonna get to the mountaintop.
                                         
                                         When I get to the mountaintop,
                                         
    
                                         I'm gonna reach my hand back, y'all come on. Come here. Yeah, I know you thought I was gonna get to the mountaintop. When I get to the mountaintop, I'm gonna reach my hand back, y'all.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I know you thought I was gonna leave.
                                         
                                         Nel's.
                                         
                                         Land the milk and honey.
                                         
                                         If I'm goddamn getting land, milk and honey,
                                         
                                         I want y'all to have it too.
                                         
                                         In other words, watching this show right now,
                                         
                                         and you got one woman, but you want two,
                                         
    
                                         they're gonna get two.
                                         
                                         Who am I to tell you any difference?
                                         
                                         Huh?
                                         
                                         Too much people in the comments fighting between Drake and Kendrick.
                                         
                                         Both of them winning and the record company is making more money than everybody.
                                         
                                         They all winning.
                                         
                                         They all in the comments crying about 50 big meets.
                                         
                                         Them niggas still rich.
                                         
    
                                         We the ones trying to get there and I'm gonna say this and say this now and
                                         
                                         have nothing to do big meets love me there he ain't got nothing to do with this or any
                                         
                                         other but we gotta stop glorifying drug dealers and killers and start glorifying
                                         
                                         the people who went to jail were living the
                                         
                                         life of crime now they're home now doing great things in the motherfucking
                                         
                                         community them the people that we need to pray we need to praise these hoes who
                                         
                                         take me in was violent and didn't have nothing going on in their life and
                                         
                                         change their whole mentality with their sweet minds you have them the, the people that we need to start praising, man.
                                         
    
                                         Stop praising the people who killed the motherfucking community.
                                         
                                         Ain't nothing good about selling dope and killing people.
                                         
                                         No matter how you look at it, yeah it's fascinating, but it ain't right.
                                         
                                         Kids born with autism and all kinds of shit going on, you know what I'm saying, sometimes.
                                         
                                         And it's because of drugs that we pump into our very own
                                         
                                         Neighborhoods then we still got the nerve blame the white man that she got to stop white man
                                         
                                         They put no crack in neither one of our motherfucking things we did
                                         
                                         To we change and from killing one another shit gonna be what it is today
                                         
    
                                         It's us anything else us killing one another, shit gonna be what it is to the day.
                                         
                                         It's us, it ain't them, it's us.
                                         
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                                         bubble-dub show. There I am. Let's run these views up let's run this show up the way
                                         
                                         I need to get to. This a real show is I think ain't nothing fake about it. And it ain't forced.
                                         
                                         It's just what it is.
                                         
                                         I'm straight drop over the stove.
                                         
                                         This ain't no microwave work.
                                         
    
                                         The straight drop.
                                         
                                         Pop, bro.
                                         
                                         Drop 21 coming back 28.
                                         
                                         That's do better.
                                         
                                         I'm bringing you all heat.
                                         
                                         Damn it, y'all do the rest. In the end, we all gonna come together.
                                         
                                         We all gonna be on the beach somewhere, sunsiding.
                                         
                                         Nothing but the best hoes ever.
                                         
    
                                         Nothing but the best smoke.
                                         
                                         Everybody got money.
                                         
                                         You don't know who the boss is when we pull up.
                                         
                                         That's what I'm saying.
                                         
                                         When you really getting real money, when your people around you, you don't even know who
                                         
                                         bossy is because everybody look like money.
                                         
                                         But I don't want to look like money.
                                         
                                         I want to have money.
                                         
    
                                         I'm going to be like Oprah, nigga.
                                         
                                         Call for you, call for you, call for you.
                                         
                                         House for you, house for you, house for you.
                                         
                                         And if you're still in the streets, brick for you, brick for you.
                                         
                                         Now I'm just playing, I'm just, just.
                                         
                                         I'll rig a night rider, man.
                                         
                                         You know how we rocking over on this Bubba Dubb show, man.
                                         
                                         Once again, thank y'all for tuning in
                                         
    
                                         and watching the Bubba Dubb show, man.
                                         
                                         Keep your notifications on
                                         
                                         because you never know when I'm gonna drop on big fight coming up
                                         
                                         Was it next week? Yeah next weekend a big fight tank Davis Lamar Rose. I
                                         
                                         Can't wait in DC. I can't
                                         
                                         Can't wait I
                                         
                                         Know y'all probably see me post me Floyd Biggie over there
                                         
                                         On my IG and tank jumped in there put cap
                                         
    
                                         Hey, man, so I got the tank man, I know is our Lord but speaking of this fight man
                                         
                                         This gonna be a tough fight
                                         
                                         I actually talked to a couple people in the boxing world and they actually told me Lamont Roach is better than Frank Morton.
                                         
                                         And I think Frank Morton is a phenomenal young fighter and they said Lamont Roach is better
                                         
                                         than him.
                                         
                                         So this won't just be what y'all think an easy task for Tank.
                                         
                                         He don't really have to go in there and get the job done.
                                         
                                         Really?
                                         
    
                                         Probably.
                                         
                                         Yeah, that's Tank.
                                         
                                         I can't go against him, but I can't be biased with Roach either. A young fighter up and coming.
                                         
                                         That's what he can do.
                                         
                                         Can he challenge the champ?
                                         
                                         At the end of the day, can he challenge the champ?
                                         
                                         That's all.
                                         
                                         I just want to see a good motherfucking fight.
                                         
    
                                         And if y'all don't know, Tank from Baltimore, Lamar Roach from DC, survivor.
                                         
                                         If you don't know nobody, DC and Baltimore niggas don't get a.
                                         
                                         Don't you think that young motherfucker rightafucka right there, Tane Davis, ain't trying to knock my child out? I'm telling you!
                                         
                                         Jones!
                                         
                                         I can't wait. I'm gonna be there.
                                         
                                         South Haven, Mississippi. I better get them motherfucking tickets.
                                         
                                         I'll be behind on the 28th. In South Haven, Mississippi. Y'all better get them motherfucking tickets. I'll be behind on the 28th.
                                         
                                         In South Haven, Memphis. Like I always say, you scaring the police on me.
                                         
    
                                         Come see me.
                                         
                                         They were in 28th. I'm in South Haven, Mississippi.
                                         
                                         We the ones tour. Me and Mike Eves.
                                         
                                         Corey Hogan, Lil Duval, Country Wayne, Tony Robb, Carlos Miller, Mojo Rude,
                                         
                                         and HiHi David. Pull up.
                                         
                                         Come see me in action. Come see me in action!
                                         
                                         Come see me in action!
                                         
                                         I'm him!
                                         
    
                                         I'm him at that!
                                         
                                         You him at that!
                                         
                                         Don't let nobody tell you you ain't.
                                         
                                         You him at that.
                                         
                                         You might be dying today, but you could be up to my...
                                         
                                         Do you hear me?
                                         
                                         Thank y'all for tuning in.
                                         
                                         Peace.
                                         
    
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