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Episode Date: September 27, 2024

Bubba Dub goes live and recaps Dak Prescott and the Dallas Cowboys defeating Daniel “Bones” Jones and the New York Giants 20-15 on Thursday Night Football. Yeah, the Cowboys got the W, but they still played like TRASHH!#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I know y'all saw it. Dallas Cowboys just beat the New York Giants 20 to 15. That was a straight up boring game. I couldn't wait from Sunday to get to Thursday night thinking we're going to get a ball game. Man that game was straight up trash. And I know what you thinking now. Come on, dawg. You got to win. Sunday to get the Thursday night think we're gonna get a ball game man. They came with straight-up trash And I know what you thinking now. Come on, duh. You got the wind. It's the Giants Did you see your motherfuckers play? It's the Giants nothing but field goals We know why they only know why they um, we know why they went to practice last week if they were gonna do number keep

motherfucking field goals, I bet they her legs. So damn a motherfucker right now Dang your bones. He wasn't that bad. Then your bones wasn't that bad tonight? But they could John's at the end of the day Dallas Cowboys still can't get no pressure on the quarterback We don't know if Michael Paulson gonna be with us the next game or not. We don't know Before our very eyes we are watching Michael Parson someone that we thought that was gonna be the next Lawrence Taylor and he's not good player But Lawrence Taylor never The Lawrence Taylor we saw was on power

Every game and on Thunderbird going off was on power every game and on Thunderbird going off. It ain't the God darn Louis Taylor Giants no more or the Eli INT Giants no more. I don't know what kind of Giants team this is right here but that ain't it. They went out and gave Daniel Bones all that motherfucking money for what? When y'all need new taxes up there in New York.

Rats cold than a motherfucker up there in New York. They need some new Gucci swelters for them rats. Well let's talk about what the Dallas Cowboys did do. Dak Prescott 22 for 27, 221 yard, 2TD, no interception. I'll take it. but 20 motherfucking points Come on y'all 20 motherfucking point against the judge We ain't got no run game see trash I'm saying right now it's a comeback

He coming back to get to the left his ass right where he was there on the sofa. Oh You thought New England was gonna bring that motherfucker back y'all crazy Zeke two months away from being up there with Tom Brady and that broadcasting on uh Syrup from calling the game I'm gonna let we bring in Zeke back She should have left that motherfucker boy. He was saying now I'm gonna sign ungrateful because we won but we supposed to beat the time we want to come back and get our mojo against the time but we didn't love motherfucking penalties

that's what the Dallas Cowboys had tonight. 11 penalties and number 60, Gugger, trash. Three hole in penalties, fam, come on now. What the fuck y'all practicing for? 31, we throwing the motherfucking ball because we ain't got nobody to hand the ball off to when it's 31. Hell, we can't run the ball. We gonna start putting cg lamb back there like he deposed samuels. Tell me i'm lying Now cg gotta run the ball and catch the ball he got to do every damn thing on the cowboy outfit and

And dat don't throw the ball with nobody else but fergusson Brandon cooks trash cowboy outfit and and that don't talk about with nobody else but Ferguson. Brandon Cook's trash. Fast for no motherfucking reason but can't get open and can't run good routes. Tell me I'm lying. I been scouting them motherfucking cowboy. I been scouting them like I been scouting my weed man. Weed man been giving me straight up reggie but he giving my girl a cuss. I don't like that. When I call he want to give me Reggie. I send my girl over the tune, he giving a cuss. Giving all kinds of shit. Superman bats, Batman bats.

Okay, nigga? Keep playing with me. You want to show my girl favoritism? Don't want to show me none? I send your ass to prison. Now try me if you want to. You think Cornelius Lewis up there and they on Young Dolph travel snitches.

Try me when it comes to my girl. Nigga, I'm tempted. And my cousin Roger, when I put you in prison. Shit, try me. C.G. Lamb had seven catches for 98 yards. He redeemed himself from Sunday's game. Yes, he was down on himself saying, he had some outbursts.

That's normal, man. We human beings, man. We're gonna do that. When you want something so bad, man, sometimes you gonna get out of character. You gonna say things that you normally would say. But overall, just watching the Dallas Cowboys, we are not a very good football team.

I'm gonna be honest, we ain't too much better than the Carolina Grasshoppers. Tell me I'm lying. Dallas Cowboys ain't too much better than the Carolina Grasshoppers and y'all know it. Each and every week, we get our hopes up. Man, maybe, it's our time. It's our time.

It's our year. Man, we gotta stop fucking lying to ourselves. It ain't our year. Man, we need to tank. Offensive line can't block one for shit. And the only two people Daxie is Ferguson and Lamb. You shut them down, down you beat us every motherfucking day are y'all seeing what i'm seeing and what the fuck gigs at supposed to be the best

quarterback in the league never minebackers irrelevant cornerbacks irrelevant hell some of y'all can go storm for the Dallas Cowboys right now, in the cornerback position. Y'all know I'm not lying. Dallas Cowboys is not a very good football team, y'all. Let me just say that right now. We are not a very good football team. One sack.

That's all we got but one motherfucking sack on Daniel Jones, but everybody else when they play the time, they get all the sacks in the world, but we can't get no Bad enough the owner bad enough the only in the locker room looking at you and I ain't talking about looking at you Evaluating your game. He's evaluating that mine But the league still ain't gonna do nothing about what he said though. That's some bullshit. As a player, I feel violated.

I don't want this old rink up motherfucker in the locker room, while I'm walking around. He looking at my feet, I don't like that. We men, at the end of the day, Can't have a decent conversation with your fam, get knocked to shower, because you want to see if I got that meat or not. Come on now, that ain't the business. This the NFL. How y'all feeling though? Y'all okay with the win or y'all like meat?

Man, look man, I don't know man. It ain't looking too good for us right now all I'm saying is you know it's bad when they got C.E. Lamb trying to be a depo C.E. Lamb too goddamn thin to be a depo sandwich and y'all now I can't show up here and get on this show no more and a lot of y'all and tell y'all I feel like the Dallas Cowboys going to the Super Bowl when I know they ain't gonna even make the motherfucking playoffs. The best team in the division right now is the Washington Commandos. Lem Penalties, that's not a good football team ladies.

Lem Penalties, that show me the team ain't disciplined. That show me Mike McCordney ain't, ain't, ain't waffle. Damn. And for one, I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. Had my blood pressure up and down. Hell, I ain't slept since Sunday. At least that came back and played good.

Can't put the game on him. Cause that's what y'all wanna do. Y'all wanna play in the game on that. That game on defense. That game after going out to the quarterback. 31, I know y'all seen it several times tonight. 31, we passing the motherfucking ball. We are predictable.

We are predictable. And we can't go to the next level until we fix that Just telling y'all the truth today tonight man, I'm just calling the game how I see it man But I'm gonna take that W And I ain't gonna lie Maybe not the y'all but behind closed doors, I'm gonna talk cat money shit. But I'm not going to the floor to say we're going to the Super Bowl.

I won't do that no motherfucking mo. I'll bet you that. I learned my lesson. I learned a valuable lesson. And if you're watching this show, man, thank y'all for watching this show. I really do appreciate it, man. Sometimes you might not be able to catch me lying, but you can go and listen to it on Apple

podcast and Spotify, type in bubble, go on live after every game. Here I am tonight. Appreciate everybody who sells some money. Thank you. Got the Colorado Buffaloes against the UCF. Yeah, they got a name for it. Coach Prime them down there in Florida. They said it. against the UCF. Yeah, they got a name for it. Coach Prime them down there in Florida. They said it.

Yeah, UCF, they got UCF on Slater to win. They got them 82%. Colorado, 18%. But guess what? Even though I know the road is high and I know it's gonna be a tough game for Coach Prime, I'm still riding with the Bulls. I'm still riding. She's doing. I'm still riding, your dog got 11 touchdown passes,

two picks, I'm riding with the Bubs. And I know everybody here riding with UCF, and I understand, they three and oh right now. They three and oh, in the big 12, they're the team. But I feel like Coach Prime gonna get the job done, I just feel it. One Sappo on the defense, dipping school, yeah, talking with, hey man,

I think that ass whooping Colorado took in Nebraska, I think it humbled them. I think it showed them something. I think it showed them something. They playing with that swag back now. They bobbing their head now. You can see the confidence in them now I'm telling you man. I'm not saying they gonna go undefeated rest of the season, but I'm saying

Colorado will go down there this Saturday. Coach Prime Yeah, they gonna go down there this Saturday and beat UCL. You can book it You can book that Feeling good Cowboy One. guess you gonna be at church Sunday me? French Zilla? yeah when they pass the plague around I'm gonna put $350 in them all 20s they gonna think I'm ballin but it ain't number all 20s that I'ma have in a night. Come here. I be showing out in church. I be stunnin', pullin' out all kinds of money. One time I took $5,000 church, all 20s, pulled it out, and all I put in the collection plate

were $80. Right between me and my Lord and Savior, not y'all. Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the home stretch and I'm exhausted. But turns out the end is near, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question, starting October 3rd. This podcast is for people like me

who need a little perspective and insight. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out like Ezra Klein, Van Jones, Jen Psaki, Estet Herndon, and political strategists like Karl Rove and David Axelrod. But we're also gonna have some fun, even though these days fun and politics seems like an oxymoron. But we'll do that thanks to some of my friends like Samantha B., Roy Wood Jr., and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?

Power to the podcast for the people. Whether you're obsessed with the news or just trying to figure out what's going on, this season of Next Question is for you. Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, starting October 3rd on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast deep cover out now. All about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials,

many of which turns out were not true. That's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos's personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about what is the nature of truth?

What can I actually tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I'm like, why are you doing this? Why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Smokey the Bear. Then you know why Smokey tells you when he sees you passing through.

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She been needing to ride to work. I ain't going that way. I can give you the meat, but you know what I'm saying? But I can't creep. You know what I'm saying? I can't do all that, bro. People be wanting too much from you these days, man. Sometimes people want to borrow money from you.

Bro, let me borrow a hundred dollars. Man, can you come pick me up to man? You're gonna borrow a hundred dollars then you want me to come pick you up. No, I'm not doing all that but call you a motherfucking noble I'm all out of favors this year I know that you're ain't even close to being over but dub all out of fable D Nick Rose with you. Telling you what I know. They'll use you. Now answer from now on out with me is no. AFC, Kansas City. That's who I got winning AFC, Kansas City. And I ain't gonna, I ain't gonna shit up in trip. I like what Mike Tumlin doing up there right now with Pittsburgh with Justin Field. I like that.

I like Justin, but Russell ain't touching the field. One thing about Russell, he got his money and he got Seattle. He winning. Before it was him getting back on that field, not happening in Pittsburgh. Now if I'm the Miami Dolphins, and I said this last week, if I'm the Miami Dolphins, I'm getting on the phone with Mike Tumlin right now, I'm trying to get Russell Williams. I'm on the phone with Cam New. I'm on the phone with James Williams. I'm trying to get somebody to come in them and save my season while I can be saved. But it don't seem like they doing that, man.

It's politics in the NFL. If you think I'm lying, you need to quit watching football. It's politics in the NFL. It's politics in our sports, if you ask me. Because sometimes the best players don't play. Sometimes players that need to be in the league, they're not even in the motherfucking league. Yeah, Anthony Beasley. Y'all know him.

Come out of Kansas, Kansas State. Aim in the league in the big three. You need to be in the NBA. Just telling you how I see it and how I'm seeing the game right now. Game ain't the same no more, the game different. I keep telling y'all, y'all keep going out here committing these motherfucking crimes.

More people is talking. You see that motherfucking young dog going, on Cornelius, who was that? That was me who jumped out the car third. Who that pull up aside, who came behind you? Justin, shit, that damn Cornelius talking in that motherfucker. They had 95, they had two 90 mini tapes for commit

Cornelius any nigga named Cornelius you know he ain't holding no water no motherfucking courtroom little told on everybody I forgot my goddamn phone in the console see but it's it y'all hot ass down somewhere, ain't nothing in that jail high but men. But y'all saying y'all real players though. Ain't nothing but men's enough. With their shirts, half of them with their shirts tied up in the night. They girls enough. But when they come home, they gonna be real killers.

Trash. Just like my motherfucking uncle. Uncle did 10 years in the pen. You know I got people that go in and out in the pen. You know, I got people that go in and out of the pen, you know, you know, they gonna let me know the business. Uncle Will ain't uncle no more, enough. You know what I'm saying?

His name's Steven, but enough his name was Ceeelo. So when uncle come home, he want to act out hard. Nephew, nephew, you just don't know what I was doing. I was putting boys on their back. I know you were up, not with them hands. Yeah, you put them on their back, all right? Running up in them, you wasn't putting no hands on them. Had a mouth full of teeth when he went in there.

Come back home, fam, I left you. I was knocking them boys out. They were knocking your motherfucking teeth out got me mind fast looking ass but one come up here and dinner table and from the grummo and put your chest down acting like you're a real man you're not got more sugar got more sugar you in the frosty flakes Got more sugar, got more sugar, you in the frosty flakes. Y'all know I ain't lying. There's too many of our people that we know that we consider be real dudes

going jail and do some hideous shit. Then come back out here and pollute the pollute the the women population. Now if you gonna like men and that when you come home, like men again. Then get mad when somebody calls you out. Motherfucker, be who you are. You not even your real self right now, uncle. Uncle, you really, you really, you, you Bruce Jell-O.

You Katelyn. God be killing you inside, uncle, you Bruce Shiller. You cackling. God be killing you inside. Come on out. I ain't gonna judge you. I still love you. You can't come on my house. You in my civil work. I own plastic civil work when you come to my house.

But you still welcome. We can't hug no more than all that. Cause you, you know what I'm saying? Cause I know what's in it. But you, we can doubt, you know what I'm saying? We can't smoke together either. You smoke yours, I smoke mine. Yeah, that's the way we do it.

You can't hit my bottle in 1942. I can pour you some, but all that got the bottle, that shit dead, huh? I mean, I ain't even, I mean, whatever you want to be caught, I'm keeping the one, huh? My mama don't want me to talk about it, but I'm gonna talk about it.

I'm gonna believe in keeping secrets. I believe in letting everybody know what's going on. Bubba, what's going on? Okay. Yeah, he asked somebody in the jail, how the boyfriend or nothing? Self-needs, you would pull up like Ellermay. You in there twisting the shit. Then you want to come home, jumpy, jumpy.

I'm gonna act out hard. Let's go shoot some balls. Shit, nigga, you was already shooting them. You was already shooting them in there. I don't wanna play no ball with you. Man, y'all better wake up. Y'all better wake up and realize what the fuck going on around you, man.

I don't know what kind of part of Uncle was in but he was in some parties and he did it was the only motherfucker party Yeah, he going down for but he did it was only motherfucker party. Yeah, some of your favorite people. They wasn't again. They said it's She the motherfuckers on pins and needles behind them mansion doles right now You think they ain't build your life countles in their house. They got all kind of damn shit They praying the guy for the diggity don't talk shit Diggy said in order to be free I take three You don't think Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Diana comes and figure out,

she that nigga feel a slip his way out this motherfucker. What you think he had the baby oil for? Come on, y'all. Watch him slip away. All the years them niggaiggas wanna run in there and hang with Puff and shit. Man, Puff wasn't doing nothing but running his musty fingers in them.

Puffy a finger. Damn saying what we do. They said damn saying what we do, man. Nah, not me. I don't want to party like that, man. I want to party the correct way. When I drink, I want to have grape juice. Yeah, Welch's grape the same thing they drink in church. That's what I want.

Getting going drinking, putting your drink down, partying and coming back and getting your drink. Don't do that shit, fellas, ladies. Watch your drink when you go out, man. If you happen to leave your drink, don't come back and drink that motherfucker. Leave it. What's that? You got to think. Everybody ain't for you. Everybody don't like you. Every green ain't your friend, man.

Oh, they gonna say they wanna see you do good, but they full be lying. They got different agendas. They might think you a threat. What's going on for them to slip you some and get you all the body? Yeah, now you die you hiding and running around and Devo chicken coop. She you better be careful Trust nobody Gotta watch them, right How y'all feeling tonight match party? It's part of the show where we do the Hell Nile segment. ["Hell Nile"] Man, somebody hit me up, add me, what we doing, what you ever chase, hurricanes.

Hell no! I keep motherfucking swimming! So that means hurricanes is water, right? They known for flooding! What make you think I'm I can't motherfucking swim. So that means hurricanes is water, right? They know for flooding. What make you think I'm gonna follow a motherfucking hurricane? I already ain't got no money to get away from the hurricane when they come. And you think I'm gonna chase it? Stop it.

That's life, old shit. Chasing hurricanes, tornado, tsunami is white people's shit. It fasc hurricanes, tornadoes, shooting homies, it's white people shit. It fascinates them. All that water. I wonder how deep it is, Dave. Well damn it, I'm finna go around there and find out and fucking drown.

Only way they knew he drowned comes to dog. Where's Dave? He barking. He down there? Dead. Died on Sunday burn his ass Monday White people only motherfuckers to get burned show motherfucking fans No motherfucker down on Sunday evening very Monday evening. Come on

And the damn dog do the eulogy I'm not lying the damn white people get them dogs so much motherfucking access Damn dog doing the eulogy. I'm not lying. Them damn white people give them dogs so much motherfucking asses. Damn dog doing the eulogy. Shit. Y'all better leave your motherfucking man alone. God, with God storms alone. I'm already going through a storm. I'm black. I've been going through storm ever since I was eight years old. My credit been bad since I was 12. And my momma taught me, I can't wait till you all grown up, I can't wait for you to graduate and get out. Shit, bitch, where I'm going?

I ain't got no credit, I can't get a motherfucking thing. But you want me to lead a nest, never. I'm getting hard growing up black. My father wanted to rush you out to get out when you graduate, but knowing your credit fucked up. 13 years old, I owe 49 hundred and a light bill. Stop it. Oh, I love you.

No, you don't. You love me, you pay that motherfucking long. That's in my name My bullshit going on man, you mean got a woman but a little motherfucker You better love her motherfucking ass One thing about me. I don't mind fighting for my love either. I got into a little stud last week. I said you know what? Let's fight for this hole and whoever wins can have it. You know what that stud told me? Shit Dub, you got it. I know damn well I do. I finna get that motherfucking stud what she want it to. Don't call that riff-raff with me in the time my girl go and get her stamps. Now you see I'm fighting for that goddamn

Fool's damn car. See you ain't gonna win the day I'm gonna like I still what but she got me one time cuz I ain't hate I had no energy But she that day I just got to eat three hot pockets. See it was all I'm gonna swell that motherfucker stood out. Oh It was all I'm gonna swell that motherfucking stud. Oh I told her she let's step outside and fight for this motherfucker I still look to me. You got it. I know I do I had my chest out too. See i'm the man

Now when I go to work you might be the man when you come over I know you coming over when i'm going to work But while i'm here you better not pull that motherfucking grandma keys up over here on I'm known to shoot now Ain't gonna shoot nobody but shooting the earth making the scene making this seem like I do so that's your boy. I'll be cap I pull that Draco out ain't got nail motherfucking Draco bullet, but you don't know that though Cuz the way I'm talking shit. I like everybody in this motherfucker have shit ain't no bullets No bullets hiding the motherfucker for them Draco and go and got You can catch me get Saturday night in that nap town at the old national center pull up me or that shape B

Simone black Tony pull up Next weekend. I'm in Dallas. I'm in Dallas October 4th to October 6 you can catch me at Anderson Empire five show grab them tickets right now Dallas footwork Arlington did well for you and in the Frisco playing on, I need this motherfucker sold out. Ain't no motherfucker stand up show like the way I do my stand up show

and I ain't nothing to argue about. If you ain't never seen my stand up, you're trash. You're trash. How y'all feeling tonight, man? I'm feeling good, man. I'm in a good space in my life right now, man. I'm in a space in my life now. I don't give a fuck what people got to say about me, man. I know who I am, man.

I know what I'm meant to be. Know my purpose. I know my purpose on earth is to make people laugh and smile, and that's what I do. I don't try to get outside of that. All I want to do is make you laugh and smile. And that's what I do. I don't try to get outside of that. All I want to do is make you laugh and smile. I don't want to be arguing with you. I don't want to be the one trying to get in the fight with you, knowing I can't motherfucking fight.

Now, you're going to win these every time. But let me tell you all some ladies and gentlemen just watching this show. You might win me with all that rip, all this nap. But when I call them motherfucking laws, I bet you won't win that. I bet you when't hear that. I bet you when you wake up in that morning in that jail, you gonna realize I'm one in the one. That's all I'm saying to you.

See, the difference between some people, y'all gonna go to jail because y'all wanna stand on business. I'm going home, because ain't nothing like sleeping in my own motherfuckin' bed. When I was in that motherfuckin' jail, how'all, them folks wouldn't give me five years. Man, I called home, my cousin answered my phone. My cousin ain't never been in my motherfucking house that I know of. I knew then I was coming home.

Do you understand? I knew then, God, get the district attorney in this motherfucker. Man, I got something to say. I came home the next week. Everybody, oh my God, man, how you doing, man? You're supposed to get five years, man. How they release you and then I, COVID. COVID, nigga.

That's how I got released. It's COVID and they they didn't want to stand a chance on somebody like me or my caliber or dying, and they let me out. I let me out, and I wasn't on probation no more. I was acting like I was on probation, but see, I was off. That's how good I talk. See, I told you, in order to be free, you gotta be a G. That's me.

I'm not gonna play a game, call home my cousin in my house. Guess what? Now he in my bunk. Come here. Get in the same cell I was in. Nigga, you wanna sleep with my girl, Nuke? Huh? You wanna disrespect me?

Well, I got down in a dirty tube. Big snitchin'. Cornelius Lewis ain't got shit on me. Come here. Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the home stretch and I'm exhausted. But turns out the end

is near, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question, starting October 3rd. This podcast is for people like me who need a little perspective and insight. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out like Ezra Klein, Van Jones, Jen Psaki, Astaed Herndon, and political strategists like Karl Rove and David Axelrod. But we're also going to have some fun, even though these days fun and politics seems like an oxymoron. But we'll do that thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee, Roy Wood Jr., and Charlemagne

the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Power to the podcast for the people. So whether you're obsessed with the news or just trying to figure out what's going on, this season of Next Question is for you. Check out our new season of Next Question with me,

Katie Couric, starting October 3rd on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast's deep cover out now, all about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which,

turns out, were not true. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley needs to catch me if you can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos's personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about like, what is the nature of truth? What can I, what can I actually like tell the reader is real about this guy's story?

My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I like, why are you doing this? Like, why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Love them enough to make sure they're buckled up in the back seat. Show them you love them. Keep them safe. Visit NHTSA.gov slash the right seat. Brought to you by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the Ad Council. I told it three months ago. You got to be the craziest nigga in the world. Kill a man for 800 motherfucking dollars. Do you hear me?

And the killer was a pill head. Oh, I pick a dog, man, because everybody lose, not just dog. Everybody lose when situations like that happen. We got to be more smarter, man. I just needed some money. Nigga, you coulda went and cut some yards for $800. And somebody shoulda told straight drop

the motherfucking truth. See, that's what's wrong with some of y'all. Y'all be hindering family members on what they can and can't do. Be honest with your family members or friends if they trying to rap and you know they can't rap tell them look fam rap it ain't your shit maybe you should write for people but other than that you need to go and get your motherfucking cdl and start driving big truck stay out these motherfucking boots

that's what you gotta do. You got to be honest with people. Man, how you like my song? Trash. But here, in this book, study for the CGL driving test, cause that's what the fuck you gonna need to make some money.

You gonna need to trade. CGL people make good money. You can drive it, or you can buy you three or four, five trucks. It's money in this shit. But some of y'all need to get behind that motherfucking mic and let it go I know what I'm good at. I know I ain't Y'all forcing this shit Running up the motherfucking light be a five and six hundred dollar. They damn the damn equipment don't even work for you

fucking life be a five and six hundred dollar they damn the damn equipment don't even work for you you want to call me fam I need some advice stop rapping and get your motherfucking CDL and I help you tell me I'll can rap though some of you she got but for the one who know y'all can rap though, some of you shit, you got it. But for the ones who know y'all can't really rap, you can't do it in front of the cloud, stop it. Fucking stop it. I'm upset y'all, I ain't gonna lie to y'all man. I'm upset with a lot of things going on in my life man.

I don't appreciate, you know what I'm saying? They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they,

they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they I'm upset with a lot of things going on in my life, man. I don't appreciate, you know what I'm saying? They, they. I don't know no more, y'all. I don't know. People at my job talk about me like a dog, saying I stink. Motherfucker, my shirt might smell like mildew, but motherfucker, I ain't got no washing dry.

You know what I'm saying? I'm thugging it out out here. Motherfuckers at the work, we talking about you like a dog, man. Nigga, right here, I ain't got no washing dry. You know I'm saying I'm thugging it out of here Motherfuckers at the work. We talking about you like a dog man, nigga right here. I always sweating and shit We just got to work motherfucker. I broke the work But I'm here y'all wanna talk about my hygiene my motherfucking arms and shit motherfucker. I'm here Y'all be making people revert back to what they used to be. You know my arm's stank, motherfucker.

Down on my luck right now, ain't got no car, feet stank, meat don't work, but in due time, all that shit gonna be held up. That's what's wrong with sometimes. We jump down on people. You know what I'm saying? We all go through shit. We all gonna struggle, man. We all gonna go through some shit. Sometimes we be giving up on people too fast.

Stop giving up on good people, man. Stop giving up on good people, man. I had a lot of people give up on me. Had a lot of people didn't believe in me. I got a lot of people still hating on me now. But do I give a damn hell no cuz what dumb niggas eat don't make me shit You gotta put work in this shit gonna happen overnight it ain't gonna happen overnight Everybody ain't gonna like your ass either

No ain't gotta know you everybody ain't gonna like y'all know They don't even gotta know you. Everybody ain't gonna like you. Y'all know that now. Some of you deal with that now. But you gonna let, become somebody you like. You gonna let that stop you. You gonna let that stop your hustle. That's what shit call me. Everybody keep calling me a hoe. You a hoe? You a mothafuckin' hoe?

What you crying about? I done watched you suck 75 meats in two weeks, but you a hoe and a good one. And I do mean a good one. Don't you let them get, don't let them hurt you. Don't let them hurt your pride, baby. You keep doing what you doing, for people you doing what you doing for.

Cause come Christmas, them kids Christmas tree gonna be full to the motherfucking cow. PS5 cow. No another controller go with it, cow. PS5 subscription, cow. New George under the tree, cow. Four wheelers, cow.

You just keep doing what you doing to me and others. You gonna forever be blessed. That's all I'm saying. People be hating, trying to throw you off your game. Hey man, I seen that girl you talking to. I wouldn't even talk to a man. I heard her go, I heard that girl you talking to I wouldn't even talk to a man. I heard up I heard a pussy stank kiss with I'm gonna find out I'm gonna pull my nose if it's tank and kill it any way I'm gonna get in that motherfucker

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football team looking this year, man? Rep y'all high school football team, man. Let me know where you're from. Talk to me. Man, this live, I don't know, probably less, Sal B. But we pumping over here, man. We getting the lights out, we getting the views up. Everybody know we rocking and rolling over here right now.

Man, this the place to be after every game. You want to come and get your laugh on. You want to come and get the real about the game. You better bring your ass over here to the Bubba Dub Show. Cause we gonna keep it 100 over in this month. We ain't doing all that faking and shaking and now we ain't doing all that. We keeping it real, authentic, and then they gets what it is over here on this show.

I can't speak for now another show. I only can speak for my show. I got real fans. I got real love and I'm going to get y'all real entertainment. You know what I'm saying? It gets what it is over here. Talk to me though. Age time, what it do for the people out there going through the hurricane.

I'm praying for y'all for the people that were supposed to get out of there and didn't get out of there. I'm praying for y'all too as well, man supposed to get out of there and didn't get out of there. I'm praying for y'all too as well, man. You know what I'm saying? Stay safe, man. Especially down in Florida. Y'all got a gator problem.

Don't be trying to get out there and swim and lose your life behind BS. Stay your ass in the house, get on the roof, holler, scream, do whatever the fuck you got to do. Hey, don't jump your ass in that water, man. I'm telling you right now, I'm down here in Acedown, Singapore, I'm letting you know right now if the motherfucking lights blink, that's your ass. The motherfucking lights get the blink in Singapore,

my life better not go off. You know what I mean? I'll cut you Singapore out like a motherfucking dog. When we had that hurricane going on down here, I'm riding around, they riding around with me eating burgers. Shit. You better cut my motherfucking lights on.

And let me tell y'all something too. For the blue people that's moving down here to Houston, Texas and doing all that motherfucking complaining about, oh traffic sucks, I should have never moved out here. Oh, we should have too many storms. Let me tell you something. We wouldn't have no motherfucking storm down here until you bad energy motherfuckers decided to come this way.

Guess what? Get your bad funky energy ass spirit having that long face, flavor, flavor, blood, velsa eyes having that. Back to where you come from. We don't want you down here in the city of H. Until you Negro around here with these motherfucking thin ass horses running around here. I'm finishing y'all a bail. Hey That's what I'm sending out for Christmas who the people got the horses a belly

Sickly thin-ass motherfucking horse around here in Texas How she supposed to be big and strong. These motherfuckers the size of a dome and picture. No motherfucking horse supposed to be the size of no dome and picture. You're not supposed to see no horse reels. I always want to show, I want you dog niggas there with these killers.

Selling these motherfucking dog 30 and 40 motherfucking thousand now, they're about that and I'll feed for 30,000 that motherfucker gonna stay there You were damn how much money I got he gonna fucking stay down You think I'm gonna get you dirty never You guys firing house and why I'm gonna get you dirty never Nigga, that's five ring houses where i'm from shit Shout out to my people with them dollars. I love y'all. I'm boy getting real money I ain't for to give you no motherfucking 30,000. I'll give you 30,000 laws. I tell you that Aaron flower i'm not lying to y'all man. Telling you the truth.

You know I be going live again Saturday night too. Y'all check in with me Saturday night. I be going live again. You know Sundays I be going live after the Sunday night game as well. We growing over here. All my new subscribers man. I appreciate I appreciate the love all my people that can consistently keep coming back You know my day one fan my people who've been rocking with me for a minute man. I mean we growing I really appreciate all the love y'all give me on this show. Oh

Man, my shit popping up better than the Agarilla now And like I say anything y'all be wanting to talk about, man, y'all let me know, man. We'll definitely talk about it on this show. And I'm going to make a public apology to the white people because I said that that Mad Sugar in Alabama was white. I apologize. I heard the person who was shooting had a switch. That's a brother.

Oh, when it come to them switches and glocks and shit, that's a brother now. And I hope y'all find that motherfucker ace out. Don't harm him either. That's how I like people. Don't harm that brother. Even though he done wrong. Y'all take him like y'all do y'all and get wild up. I mean, get Burger King and nuggets and shit

and chicken fries for y'all take him to jail. Don't harm the brother, man. Real talk, man. That's all I'm saying, man. We want peace in the world right now, man. We already dealing with Kamala, we already dealing with Trump, goddamn it. Either or, who you taking? Mark Cuban said he going with Kamala, goddamn it. Taylor Swift said she going with Kamala, goddamn it. Taylor Swift says she going with Kamala. Colette Black say even though Trump says something about hastens in Cassandale, he can't turn his back on that orange head motherfucker.

Make sure you get your ass out there and vote. Vote for whoever, but make sure you get out there and vote. Thank y'all for tuning in to the Boba Dubb Show, man. Before we get off the show, you know I gotta get my trash of the day to somebody. And trash of the day going to straight drop trash for killing the motherfucking icon as young Dolph Woods. If you didn't know who young Dolph Woods was, the rapper was a mogul vagabond, was a father, was a lot of things to people most definitely down there in Memphis and their community down there, man. Lost the legend behind stupidity and that shit gotta stop. That shit can't keep happening to us, man.

We got to do better than that, man. $800 motherfucking dollars and this man is no longer on earth. There's no man can no longer kiss his daughter, his son, hug his pops or grandmother, whoever. He can no longer do that. We got to stop killing one another, man. We got to start loving, man. We got to start being happy because somebody getting money. Your time going to come. You might not get that kind of money. He ain't press them again. But as long as you get money, as long as you can make ends meet, man, you ain't got to take nobody live, man. It ain't that serious, man. Don't let scoop that load. Don't

let that devil get in your mind and tell you certain things, man. Real talk. If you got habits, try to get out them bad habits. It's the Bubba Dubbs Show. Thank y'all for watching. If you're watching, continue to hit that like button. Right now hit the subscribe button. Get in the comments. Let the people know about this bad ass show I got brewing. Peace. See y'all Saturday night. I'm out. Hey, it's Jay Calpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos. It's like Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone.

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