Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Dub says Lebron checked tf outta Stephen A Smith! + NFL Trades & Contracts, and Dub’s Legendary Tour Experience!

Episode Date: March 11, 2025

Y’ALL KNEW THIS WAS COMING!!! Bubba Dub is back with the REAL TALK on everything going down in sports and entertainment!First up—LeBron James and Stephen A. Smith had the internet on FIRE!... You know Bubba got a take on that situation. Who’s in the wrong? Who’s just talking?Then, Dub dives into the NFL trades and these wild new contracts! Some teams making POWER MOVES, others just throwing money away! Bubba breaking it ALL down with that real, unfiltered commentary.AND—you know Bubba Dub been on the road with LEGENDS and future legends! The tour life been CRAZY, and he’s sharing some behind-the-scenes moments y’all don’t wanna miss!Oh, and for the haters still running they mouth… Bubba got something for y’all too.#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The volume I'm back y'all. So do me a favor. You know how we do it before I even kick off anything before the show. Hit the like button, hit the subscribe button. Make sure you keep your notifications turned on over on the Bubble Dub show, man. Hopefully everybody's doing great today. Today is Monday. I just got back to the crib, been on the road. Friday I was in Detroit, MOGA City. Showed me so much love.
Starting point is 00:00:43 So I got to the D. Saturday I was in the land, Cleveland. Oh man, number of love down there. Last night I was in Fairfax, Virginia. Man, number of love on this Wiggle Warrants tour. Been truly a blessing to go from watching Mike Epps on TV to being on the same stage as Mike Epps is. Words can't express how I feel, man. You know, everyone in the community is doing their thing, man.
Starting point is 00:01:12 But I'm just so I'm just in a zone right now, man. It just I'm in a zone, man. When it's your time, it's your time, man. You know, where I'm from, opportunities don't come like this, man. Opportunities don't come like this where I'm from. So I got to take advantage of this shit. So hopefully, I don't understand. But I'm back here today on this podcast, man, to come in and sit down
Starting point is 00:01:33 and talk to you all, let you all know what I'm feeling. Now, I know you all been missing me. I want to know what's been going on. Is it still Lakelson 5? You damn right it is. Even though we lost to Boston, it's still Lakelson 5. Don't get it wrong. Yes, LeBron James transmission is slipping you damn right it is you he the old ass boy. Old call break down. Breon break it down right now but what we ain't gonna do is sit up here and act like them damn referee didn't cheat us when they did
Starting point is 00:02:02 but my only thing is not to blame them refs I'm gonna talk to goddamn arms far milk stomach and Luca don't you you're not gonna get every call nickel this ain't Dallas nickel this LA stop all that damn wolfing and get your ass back down on defense cuz they not gonna call every call you in Boston them clam child of motherfuckers up there will do anything to win. Lakers, Celtics, that's a rivalry. Y'all seem to come in, told y'all when they play a good team, they were gonna lose. Motherfucker, what rule we playing? We healthy?
Starting point is 00:02:44 We healthy right now. But when we get healthy, you motherfuckers in trouble. Oh, poor zing is. Savage titles. That's what we gonna start calling people when we think they worth more than what they are. These savage titles. You see a fine woman like Amber Rose. Oh, y'all love Amber Rose. Savage titles.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Look good, they were motherfuckers, but that thing ran through. That thing ran through like the hole the Dallas Cowboy used to make for Ennis Smith. Tell me I'm lying. Big Nate don't come through that motherfucker. Big Eric Williams, you come from? The whole gonna own us.
Starting point is 00:03:28 That's all I'm saying. We wasn't healthy. But I'm loving what I'm seeing from JJ Reddick though. I tell you that. Every morning in LA when they home, they got they having niggas. So if I don't like a fan, you ain't got nothing to worry about right now. Yes, we need a big man. We will address that hopefully another week or two. But going against Boston, the champs down 26, come back with them.
Starting point is 00:03:57 But I in the go get hurt. Shit, I like my motherfucking chances. But I give a damn about no chasing. I like chasing tail. I do. But if you tell me a healthy LeBron, a high on strings, Luka, you mean you tell me they can't be the same as shit? The ghost of Kobe Bryant will enter into the Lakers and take them over.
Starting point is 00:04:24 That's all I'm saying. But it's respect the boss and though I'm gonna give y'all y'all credit because y'all are the champs. I can't be biased on this show. I got to keep it 100. The boss itself is all the big dogs. Y'all know. But don't you think the little brother over there in the West ain't goddamn getting ready.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Bruin hurt right now at the crib. Growing problem. We're gonna let Savannah take care of that. No, no, no, we're men. We real men. We can't deal with the grown-up. We let the wives and the girlfriends deal with that area. But Braun gonna be okay. But for a single guy, we ain't have for the savage type of snickle. But Rui, when Rui get back, Austin Rees ain't been like himself either to be hungry since he came back from that calf injury.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Hell, Laker's getting beat right now by the damn Nets. Lil' Kim rolling over in her goddamn grave up there in Brooklyn right now. Did you hear me? Lil' Kim rolling over in her damn grave. In little seats. That's who tricks you to let bring in my little seat and little key. I love Jim John. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but Joel lost his T-17 some years ago. Ain't no damn way. You think I'm gonna sit up here and be down and mad cause the Lakers lost one game to
Starting point is 00:05:52 the set? I wasn't. The old me was. It's the growth in me. It's the motherfucking growth in me. That's what she said. That's what she said. She said it's a different bubble.
Starting point is 00:06:02 But I'm on the pill and we ain't on the She said, it's a different bubble. But I'm on the pill and we're on the goddamn pill. It's a different bubble. You're on the pill. So we all be in the bathroom. Sluggish, you ain't just saying no. But when you get that little old blue pill, you a motherfucking monster again.
Starting point is 00:06:20 That's all I'm saying. Jack in the box. Got her story calling people like you seen them. Yeah, she might be fine. Bad. Ooh, ooh, you just can't keep your eyes off of them. But the good, savage titles. That's the title for tonight. Savage titles.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Just know you look good. You might think you're worth this. But you look good. You might think you're worth this but you But you're not Now let's talk about what y'all really want to talk about LeBron and Stephen A. Smith because we know what happened last week LeBron came over and you check Stephen A. Smith, Stephen A. Smith as he should That's what you're supposed to do. You've been talking shit about me for the last 20 motherfucking years, nigga. When I see you, I'm stepping you like a man
Starting point is 00:07:10 and letting you know how I feel. Listen to me, Stephen A. Smith. I know my motherfucking son, Chad, nigga, but don't you say it. You let me deal with Junior. Cabrani got better, you goddamn right. And Stephen A. Smith, you got every right to go on your platform and do and say whatever
Starting point is 00:07:28 you motherfuckers want to say. But if you were really, really being yourself that night, you should have sit up there and told LeBron James to look a trash. And you know it. That's what your sugar said, but you didn't. You were scared. That 6'9", 275 pound man walked up to you and you froze.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Well, both of you right. That's the whole point of this. Both of you right. Now, Bruin, you can't go around here checking everybody behind your son because you came out and said last year, Bruin and James was better than half of the people in the NBA. You lied. than half of the people in the NBA. You're lying. Savage titles. Lord bring it to the devil. Savage titles. Y'all want the real, I'm gonna give it to you.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Now he is progressing. He's looking real good in G League. God damn it, that's where his talent got him at right now in the G League. When I first started out, I was in the chicken circus. I was in the boring grill. Now I'm in the rain. So you can't feel, you can't get down.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Everybody got a store somewhere brewing. You used to can't make no motherfucking junk shot. But you can make them now. Last week before you got your taxes, you was eating Roe-Tail Dill. But when you get your taxes, you was eating Rotel Dill. But when you get your taxes, you at-state for the action. That's all I'm saying. Steven ain't gonna get out bad when you go back to ESPN.
Starting point is 00:08:55 No, nigga, get bad right here in your face. He came to me as a father. I don't want to hear that shit. You got to stand on business. Same business I stood on with Dwight Howard. Yes, I was scared fucking with Dwight Howard, but I stood on business. That's all I'm saying. Y'all make it too much I can listen to what it is man.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Y'all down in the bruh, oh man he can't, man listen, at the end of the day bruh I've been hearing shit from Steven A. Smith, from Skip Bayless, from everybody for the last 25, 30 years of saying what he isn't and what he can't do. As a man, as a human being, god it, sometimes that shit gonna get to you. So if I see somebody been bothering me, talking about me, dead when I see you, it's on you. No, LeBron ain't gonna put hands on Steve and Nate, but he did what he felt like he should've done at that time. Rather, he was right or wrong. He did what he felt like he had to do. And I love that Bron did that. But all I'm saying is, Bron, if you gonna do that to the brother then god damn it do it to the right boys
Starting point is 00:10:07 Peter huh bring your way see That's how you having a business if I check one I check on you So I won't grow on the check one the white ball in it That's how we saying brah brah we love you and I'm talking about I'm talking I'm speaking for the people that's you know poverty up the middle class. We gonna have me I don't look at you as no leader I look at God as a leader but when we look at people like y'all LeBron and people love and idolize I'm an idolized guy. We look at y'all speak up for us and for the most part you've been doing that you're Chris speak enough for us bro but when we go out and down our own,
Starting point is 00:10:46 each other in the public, like the way you kind of did it, well not kind of the way you did it. Me personally, I felt like you could have handled that in the tunnel. You could have checked them in the tunnel and told them how you figured instead of doing that in the public, but you didn't.
Starting point is 00:10:57 He disrespected your son in public, you felt like. So you had to check him in public. I get it. But what would make things better? What would make Malcolm X roll in that motherfucking grave one more time? Goddamnit. You check one of them white boys the same goddamn way. The section count, that's all you do. This ain't about the goat debate. It ain't nothing about that, it ain't about none of
Starting point is 00:11:25 that. It's about how you do certain things. It ain't what you say, it's how you say it. You had your chest out when you was talking to Stephen A. Smith. Yes, Stephen A. Smith is a brother, but he ain't built like that. He ain't built like that. Well, Stephen A. Smith, What are you doing over here? Yeah, it's being doing great things, man. But we men at the end of the day,
Starting point is 00:11:48 we black men at the end of the day, we got people looking up to us, man. We got to hold ourself accountable at all times because a lot of us don't get to be in this position. I know some of y'all was mad that LeBron James was able to get his son in the league. I look at it differently. I looked at it as if it was a black man that got some motherfucking power in a white man's world, able to pull the strings that he pulled. Y'all ain't never looked at it like that though. All y'all looked at it was, well, his son should be in the league.
Starting point is 00:12:20 What? Nigga, I'm showing my power in a white man's world. Do y'all understand what Braun just did? He knew his baby. He knew his junior wasn't that. You know it. Braun said, but watch my power. Watch what I'm able to do.
Starting point is 00:12:41 That's the beauty in that shit. Don't forget where you come from. Don't forget where your ancestors come from, what we've been through's the beauty in that shit. Don't forget where you come from. Don't forget where your ancestors come from, what we been through. Don't forget that shit. That's what they want you to do. Forget where you come from. All I seen was a black man finally got some motherfucking
Starting point is 00:12:54 power in America. ["Spring Day"] So only a few black men in the world got a little power. Ron James is one of them. And he exercised it, getting his son in the league. I'm not mad now, one motherfucking bitch. Some of you niggas in her own clubs and everything else, you charge every nigga that come in her niggas you grew up with,
Starting point is 00:13:20 you charge them to come in your funk's. And soon one of them little funky pussy assholes coming up, you let them in free. Blah, blah, blah. You're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl,
Starting point is 00:13:30 you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're a little girl, you're So stop fussing that Bruin. Stop fussing that Steven A. It's all coming together.
Starting point is 00:13:50 When we all can win. So I'm wondering nothing else about LeBron. I ain't checking Steven A. Smule. Steven A. Smule, what you should do is go right back on your motherfucking platform and keep doing what you been doing. Because Bruin know that. What all Bru Bron's doing, he can't say it, but I'm gonna say it for him.
Starting point is 00:14:08 I'm just exercising his power. Some of you niggas been on jobs right now. 30 and 40 years, soon they hire a black person. You all has to deal with this shit going on. And I don't even wanna train the little young nigga up. But let a white boy go on now. You got them, you're telling him everything. Your secrets, your goddamn tax people,
Starting point is 00:14:27 what kind of dad shit putting you in court. But soon as a nigga come in that motherfucker, you got your face out and find him. Wonder why they thought hire him? Because you think they hired the nigga to replace you. Tell me I'm lying. It's not deal with it on them jobs. Hiring Mexicans and white boys,
Starting point is 00:14:43 them niggas are training them up. Let them hire me, nigga, my color. But they got you to replace me. Attitude all of a sudden. No, nigga, you gonna have attitude. And with them white boy, and with them goddamn Michigan's. But we black, we gonna fight and kill one another. Now the Mississons run the whole motherfucking plant and say got
Starting point is 00:15:05 stakes on top of goddamn um-um hot-ass earned milk and everything no barbecue pit with no goddamn misters you call them found founders and them steel plant them goddamn miskin barbecuing on they hot ass earn and he's good too underlay off the chain It's good too, look underlay, off the chain. You tellin' me man, what's goin' on? I am, what I been seein', what I been hearin'. Rang up on the rope, Rose rang up on me, I didn't run up on the rope, quit lyin'.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Rose rang up on me in my dressing room last night, up there in Fairfax, Virginia, went to holler at it. I told him to his face, y'all will see it the big, I told him to his face, you surprised me? I ain't know you had shit like that. You had Tank Davis saying a prayer during the fight. I thought you say a prayer before the fight. You had motherfucker mission?
Starting point is 00:15:54 Tank's still my favorite boxer though, but you did that. I'm gonna give him a rope to string it. I ain't even listening to him. I ain't know who he was, but I know who he is now. And I got nothing but respect for that young pro. I just want to see a goddamn rematch between him and Tank. Whoever win, whoever win. But goddamn it, I want to see it. I'm a real one. I'm not going to lie to you. Y'all see the video? I told him to his face, bro. Told him that. Real talk. Tank love you too. I know you mad at me. It's cool.
Starting point is 00:16:26 But there was no goddamn grease in your eye. It was that glove, nigga. And if you don't want that goddamn glove in your eye, nigga, get the bobbin' and weave it. That's all you gotta do is get the bobbin' and weave it. If you don't wanna get hit. That's all you gotta do. If you don't wanna get hit, bobbin' and weave sometimes. I know I can't fight. I know I can't bobbin' I can't bob the weave, so guess what? I'm not going to be able to fight, nigga. You know how I feel for family members to call you? When you at fam, pull up right quick.
Starting point is 00:16:53 I got a situation. I go around through hell, I don't even fucking stop. They better get out the goddamn way, somebody get in the way and over. Then they'll feel out this damn chair. I'm not forcing y'all. I then ran my cousin over about a month ago calling me for a situation. I got the creeping line through, I got the seeing all the commotion.
Starting point is 00:17:15 I stoned it. All I could hear was, ah, shit. I'm Mr. Stopper. Look like you getting your ass tore up. That mean it would have been both of us getting our ass tore up. No. Hell no. I will not. See, you gotta listen to some people sometime. Miles Garrett, about a month ago, I'm leaving Cleveland. I'm leaving the land.
Starting point is 00:17:29 I don't wanna be here no more. You a motherfucking liar. You're wearing that white man office sit down and he gave you a goddamn offer. You couldn't even get a job. You're a fucking liar. You're a fucking liar. You're a fucking liar. You're a fucking liar.
Starting point is 00:17:37 You're a fucking liar. You're a fucking liar. You're a fucking liar. You're a fucking liar. You're a fucking liar. You're a fucking liar. You're a fucking liar. You're a fucking liar. You're a fucking liar. You're a fucking liar. You be here no more. You a motherfucking liar
Starting point is 00:17:50 You winning that white man officer sit down and he gave you a goddamn offer you couldn't Do you hear me my object you want to tell you my said you were ready to go yeah I'm all that goddamn line. You knew you wanted more money Anyway, you know you ain't gonna never win a motherfucking thing in Cleveland Cleveland I love y'all, but they'll got them and one thing about up there in Cleveland you gonna die and Browns ain't gonna never win They're facts Everything else about the city I love people love them to death but them Browns ain't gonna never be your motherfucking things Now Gary know he wasn't going nowhere, you know, he wanted more money and you deserve it You can pay my buck on defense. I'm not gonna lie you off, but you're lying
Starting point is 00:18:29 You say you want going on here? I my baby mama told me she didn't get ahead I'll start to sit out that nigga didn't tell me true man Bro, tell me truth out. I was so excited for this motherfucker to tell me the truth. All right, bro, I can take it, bro. Just tell me the truth, dawg. Did my baby mama geez in head? He never would say. Then when he finally goddamn told me that shit, I damn near died.
Starting point is 00:18:56 That shit still haunt me to this day, y'all. Finding out your baby mama gave another nigga head. And I'm supposed to be player, obviously. I thought I was. When you find out your baby mama gave another nigger head, boy, that shit done something to my soul. Boy, I cried like a mother, fucker. At her job, she would pat me on my back.
Starting point is 00:19:15 I was hurt like a mother, fucker boy. Oh, that shit shook me up. But it made me stronger. Now I look at my baby mama and savage styles. That's how I look at her. Gino Smith done went to the Riggles. He gone hook back up on two and gone. He curl ass over there.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Goddamn right tongue break. They getting them right up there. I don't know. No tables. They know. They gonna sign a match probably until I don't let them run until two. Got the defense over there. Now they got the little quarterback.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Hopefully they drop Siddharth. You can come over there for a year or two. Learn from him. You can come over there for a year or two all that money too. Got the defense over there. Now they got the little quarterback. Hopefully they drop Shadar. You can come over there for a year or two, learn from Gino. God damn it, Gino still got it. They ain't gonna get him for no reason.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Gino still got it. He don't get enough credit. He don't get named, don't get mentioned with the other players, the quarterbacks in the NFL. But Gino Smith is a solid NFL quarterback. Him getting back with Pete Carroll over the down the under get Tom Brady regimen, they got going over some great things coming to Las Vegas and I'm just talking about them holes.
Starting point is 00:20:14 Because those holes in Las Vegas, lazy. More than come out. One shit. I'm in the bed by 1030. Texting me, call me. Why won't that? I'm not handsome. I told Floyd that last night, Chell, stop calling me a goddamn thief. N***a, I need to make it here. There you are, I ain't got nothing, now I'm out of here. Ben Baker, they all going to a niffle.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Niffle do that. We should do a niffle. Now you hold, after first round of sex, you sit around on your bed, rubbing on my chest, thinking I'm gonna do it again. Niffle, bitch, I'm going to bed. Hopefully you get up and get your shit laid here. I ain't gonna say that out loud, but that's what I'm saying, so bitch. What that bitch want? She's gonna think I'm gonna give her a round of shit.
Starting point is 00:21:15 I will not. I'm giving my life up to the good Lord. I will not give you another piece of me. I will not. I will not give myself to you no more. Lord, heaven and father Bless this young lady get her ass put her clothes on get the hell up out my damn I'm just speaking the fact shooter day. That's all I'm saying DK Metcalf
Starting point is 00:21:34 He gonna win up there to the Steelers, but God damn who y'all gonna get thrown in the ball Cuz that baby making that Russell Wilson is not it. Watch the last second half, last five games of the Pittsburgh Steelers play. What's his name? Russell Wilson was straight up trash. I'm just saying, man, if that man was reading the defense like he was reading earlier in his career up there in Seattle, Pittsburgh had a chance to do more than what they did. He missed so many throws, so many opportunities that Russell Wilson missed. I'm not saying and I'm going to say this, make tell me you make that decision to take Justin Fields off the field and bring in who goes to you.
Starting point is 00:22:18 But you should have stuck with the youngster, bro. Now that youngster is gone to the New York Jets now. Get your money, fam, because you're not not gonna win a motherfucking thing up there either so I Know it's a league. You gotta get your money. You gotta go wherever you can go. So I'm rooting for you Justin Fields. I feel like Chicago Bears did you wrong? But it's the NFL the owners do what they want to do so players get your money At the end of the day, but I like Madcap to the Steelers.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Brainy Brainy is a toughness. You know, it's a tough team up there in Pittsburgh anyway. You know, it's just the environment, it's tough mentality. So I like him being there. I just don't know if Russell Wilson going to be able to get him in the ball like he should be able to get him. But early in his career, I feel like Russell Wilson
Starting point is 00:23:01 can get him in the ball. But right now, I don't know. That nigga dressed offensive line, I tell you that too. I'm not gonna put everything on Russell Wilson. I'm not gonna do that. That nigga dressed that motherfucking offensive lineman. Well who they need, dude? They need it all up. The whole offensive lineman need to be replaced. What's going on? This ain't a fair. I'm hearing Michael Paulson coming up for a contract. I seen Jerry John them making players reconstruction they deal but goddamn who you gonna bring in though? Cuz you ain't you letting everybody else motherfucking go D. Bother went to the commanders
Starting point is 00:23:31 They deep was a end up that the Bengals don't get it. I think white boy don't get him If you wanna win Ain't no different when you want to bust you a good in UT. I got kids watching now, so I just can't say what I wanna say no more. I know I said some shit earlier in the show, but hopefully I wasn't wasting the time. But when you trying to get you a NUT, and you been blowing, motherfucker, who you gonna call? You gonna call the big, big motherfucker that who don't even think you ever gonna call? You calling that night black or you trying to get you a NUT? What's up?
Starting point is 00:24:02 Shit, you up? Oh yeah, I'm up. Let me see my address right quick, man. Cut your lights off, I'll be on the yard before you get here though. But how I'm gonna see? God, bitch. God, I'll show you the way, you know. Just cut some goddamn lights off I'll be on the yard before you get here.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Goddamn right. You got that, you got that. I'm smoking you one goddamn. Shit, look at that bitch pull up. I'm a pimp, I'm a pimp. I don't even give a damn. You call your pimp, man. Look, don't judge me, I'm smoking you one goddamn shit. Look at that bitch pull up, I'm gonna punish you. I'm gonna give you that.
Starting point is 00:24:28 You call your partner, man. Look, don't judge me. The little bitch gonna come through. What? Now you crazy. Bitch come through her. Well, you know, I gotta go. Bitch pull up, jump out the car.
Starting point is 00:24:36 Boy, what made you call me? Get naked. I don't wanna do no more motherfuckers fucking with you. Get naked. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Goddamn right, why I do it? Because I don't want you to see this hamster. You going for the hamster?
Starting point is 00:24:44 I don't want you to see this hamster. I don't want you to see this hamster. I don't want you to see this hamster. I don't want you to see this hamster. I don't want you to see this hamster. She going for me. She ain't looking now. That motherfucker is going to move out. I'll kill you. She's going to grow. Watching this show is being presented by PrizePix. I keep telling y'all, I keep telling y'all.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Scan that barcode right there. Man, if you want to make some money. I keep telling y'all, I keep telling y'all, scan that barcode right there. Man, if you wanna make some money, I will give y'all my pics. Hit me on my Instagram, bubbledub94, I give my pics. You bet more or less on your favorite play over there, man. You put $5 in, it might be $10 now. You put five or $10 in, you get 50 instantly.
Starting point is 00:25:19 I'm telling you now, if you wanna win some money this playoff season, man, go put my promo code in trash with the two H's. I guarantee you. Shout out to my people at my show last night. We took pictures. Y'all scanned the bar code. God damn it.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Now you with prize picks. Now you're betting. Now you're getting some extra money. I can hear you do that if you just listen to me. If you can't watch the show and you only can listen to it, go to Apple Podcast or with Spotify. Type it in. Damn it, damn it. Damn
Starting point is 00:25:48 Not playing with y'all man Stop playing with people start telling people how you feel stop holding shit in in the world That's what's wrong with us. Sometimes we hold certain sitting in now. All you need to tell a motherfucker How you feel look here nigga stay out my bitch deal? But when you see me in the streets, you wanna talk to me, but never, nigga. Shake your goddamn hand, nigga. You all in my girl in my, nigga.
Starting point is 00:26:11 What the fuck, I'm first, nigga. You jump in my, I'm jumping in your voice. And I don't play foul either. Yeah, nigga, that's, I don't like people like that jumping my steel But when you see me, you won't speak to me dog. Don't we say my ain't no problem But I don't play down. I don't play with people like that. I don't know man. They go woman. You know my motherfucking nose I'm play them game. I know y'all a kill behind this fuck ass cross-eyed. I can't no time table knowing assholes. I don't want them. You never call another nigga by no hoes. This shit shit don't talk.
Starting point is 00:26:54 No. Number one, them hoes gonna lie. They'll lie to you, cry to you in your motherfucking face, big crocodile tears and put on her shoulder and the whole time she fucked him. Do you hear me? Yeah, it hurt me me, it hurts. I lost 20 weight, my nigga, I'm not boycining. But it happens. Don't think it can't happen to you. I don't think it can't happen to you, my nigga. Believe that, it can and it will.
Starting point is 00:27:16 You stand in the field long enough, you gon' keep playing boy. Oh yeah, big boy. Your goddamn heart and all that shit gonna hurt, big boy. You ain't gonna wanna go to work. Real niggas ride above that shit and keep it peeing, keep it moving. Some of y'all be sissied by it. You can tell some of y'all ain't had y'all followers in y'all life the way y'all at.
Starting point is 00:27:34 All that crying and whining and all in the DM and threatening people. We don't do that. We keep it 100. So if you're gonna be out here and need me and girls' inboxes, bro, stay out their face. Some people are going to play that. That's disrespect. Some niggas will put you in their graveyard behind that.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Not me. I don't believe in violence. I don't believe in none of that. I believe in love and prosperity and seeing the next day if the good Lord's will for us to see the next day. I'm all about second chances, day. I'm all about second chances man I'm I'm all about life You get old in my 30s mid 30s man. Oh see shit differently man. I see people different
Starting point is 00:28:15 I realized everybody ain't gonna like my black ass. I get it Some people think I ain't funny. I get it As long as I'm funny to the people who think I'm funny, that's all that matters to me. Some people might not like you, but who gives a damn? As long as it ain't stopping you from taking care of your family. F what people got to say. Do you? I'm not worried about what y'all doing in y'all personal life. That's y'all business. But I want to see you win. If I see you fucking up, I'm gonna tell tell you, man, you fucking up, man.
Starting point is 00:28:46 You crashing out now. You running with the wrong crowd now. We don't do all that. That's what I'm going to tell you. Don't do that. I always do it. You know what I'm saying? You're a grown man.
Starting point is 00:28:55 I can't tell you what to do. But don't do that. You got to start thinking, man. These people killing babies, my little ass. When we start killing babies, niggas, no offense, they white boy shit. Get mad, get mad, get mad, get mad. Get mad, get mad, get mad, get mad. Get mad, get mad, get mad, get mad.
Starting point is 00:29:03 Get mad, get mad, get mad, get mad. Get mad, get mad, get mad, get mad. Get mad, get mad, get mad, get mad. Get mad, get mad, get mad, get mad. Get mad, get mad, get mad, get mad. Get mad, get mad, get mad, get mad. start thinking man, these people killing babies my left ass. When we start killing babies, niggas, no offense, that white boy shit. Get mad, kill the whole family, that white boy shit. But that shit done trickled out, listen now, me killing families. When we do that, huh?
Starting point is 00:29:19 All this shit we talking about white people, the white men and white men did nothing, how long we gonna want to have? We talk about white food, white men and white men did nothing. I don't know nothing about, we just don't want to have something. Yeah. We got to do better. And it started with me. I got to do better as a human being.
Starting point is 00:29:35 I feel like I ain't been a good legal. I, excuse me, I really feel like I ain't been a good legal. Like, I don't believe in putting shit on cameras, people, what I'm doing. I don't believe in it. But cameras, people, what I'm doing. I don't believe in it. But I gotta be a better person, better man. Better way of explaining things to y'all. Yeah, I'm a laughing joke and make y'all laugh
Starting point is 00:29:53 but at the same time, I'm serious too. I'm tired of us dying. Why can't we die of old age? Why can't we die of old age, man? Except if somebody else gunning us down. This just sucks, man. Kids? Babies? First gangsta about killing babies.
Starting point is 00:30:14 And when you get somebody killin', some of you niggas are fungalin' babies. Old pal of fire here ain't havin' ass nook. All these grown ass women out here, y'all can't get no wrong with me? You gotta go get a fucking baby. Check out the business, it ain't clear. Real men who know people who gon' fund the kids, they can't come around. Y'all be hitting niggas back in cause they got money. Yeah, right. Oh, I know he raped that girl, but I ain't trippin'
Starting point is 00:30:46 to her. That nigga got the bag. Man, please. Ain't no respect. How y'all feeling though, man? I'm, man, I'm just, just so much shit going on out here in this world. I'm hearing shit each and every day, man. I know it's fucked up out here in these streets. I know it.
Starting point is 00:31:07 Motherfucker calling me every five, 10, 15 minutes. I'm on the borough money, and niggas get mad when you're going to even let them borrow money. Niggas my money. I don't have to do a motherfucking thing. Y'all tell them to fuck. They lying to you, tell them no. You tell them bullshit ass niggas no, watch how I can't treat you. Niggas are trying to stun you to death.
Starting point is 00:31:33 Man, you ain't no that mad, but you're every mother people. Man, you know I tried to borrow $20, $30 off that nigga, that nigga told me. No nigga, it's my money. And if I decide not to give you 20 or 30 dollars, God damn it is my bitch. Get this way. If you didn't know or whoever it is, you trying to buy my friend and they tell you no.
Starting point is 00:31:57 If you didn't know, who else would you call? Well, I say yes, you get to call them motherfuckers. I know time fucked up. I'm getting cussed out left and right. You ho ass, selfish ass, ML, dis and that, woo do woo. Damn, is that fucked up? I got a, I'm all inside, you get love me y'all so that you love me Winston but you dirty you hate me. That's how I know I'm growing y'all.
Starting point is 00:32:23 That devil trying to pull me. Come here, Doug. Every time that devil pull me, good Lord. Thank you, Heavenly Father. I know I ain't even worried the other shit that's happening to me. I know I ain't worried the other, but you're still blessing me. Yeah, I know something well. Something well. he looking.
Starting point is 00:32:49 And I ain't just looking at me, looking at y'all too, for the ones who believe in me, looking at y'all too. Shit ain't been going your way. Last two or three years, you just ain't been able to make it. Look at it this way. You still woke up this morning. You still him. Shit get better.
Starting point is 00:33:05 You think I just got to where I'm at? Hell no. I started doing this shit in 2017, y'all. In Lufthansa, Texas, me and my girl. This stuff I'm doing now, man. Nobody down there knew what I was doing. Nobody had a clue, skits. They didn't knew what I was doing. Nobody had a clue, skits. They didn't understand what I was doing.
Starting point is 00:33:29 I had a motherfucking vision. And I had a drive that wouldn't stop. I couldn't sleep without thinking about a new skit. My people would tell you I couldn't sleep. All I talked about was coming, coming, coming, coming. I know it drove them crazy. I knew if I kept putting in the goddamn work. I knew if I just kept putting in the work, I didn't worry about nothing else.
Starting point is 00:33:54 If I just kept working and grinding and goddamn it one day, just one day, I'd get to be where I can be where I'm at now. Am I where I wanna be at? No. God damn it, I'm marching. You think I was a New Orleans saint when I'm marching. Some of y'all marching too. You ain't just walking no more than you're marching. You might not can tell,
Starting point is 00:34:18 but other people can see your progress, baby. Oh yeah, we can see your progress, baby. You went from playing in the set lunches to work. Now you're getting chipped for life. Polyvics socks with the Lord's lemonade. Cook. It ain't where you was, it's where you at. That's all I'm saying baby.
Starting point is 00:34:43 You can't start what God got for you. You can't. Once you find something you really love, go for it. I really love comedy. This shit is easy to me. And I'm not saying that being boastful or arrogance. This shit is easy for me. It's natural.
Starting point is 00:35:03 You can't teach this shit. That's all I'm saying. You can't teach this shit. That's all I'm saying, you can't teach it. You can try to duplicate it, but you can't teach this shit. I love this shit. I wake up with this shit. I put the work in for this shit. Just like some of y'all do when y'all go to y'all's job every day,
Starting point is 00:35:19 it work. Repetitions. Repetitions. Sometimes you can do that shit. Whatever you do, you can do it. I look in there, because you know how, I'm doing it's all I'm saying Joy yourself join your life Let nobody control you
Starting point is 00:35:35 Never let nobody control you People fear what they can't control Now forget that when you get your girl and Everything good. Like I told you I think you're can't, you can't wait when you first start talking to her, God damn it, first two or three weeks. Oh, you can't wait to see this bitch. Oh, I keep thinking. Y'all just don't know I ain't hanging out with y'all. I ain't playing the game. I'm going with it, baby. All that shit good the first four, five years. Everything good. After that, you know she was giving you a butterfly. Oh, baby. After that, you know she'll give you a butterfly, oh baby. After that,
Starting point is 00:36:07 when you hear that cargo shut, she heartburn like a motherfucker going on in your house. Heard migraine, she don't give you the same feeling no damn. She don't get head no more. She can't hold her legs no more. She gonna hold her cheeks open like she used to. It's a different nigga but she still with you, loving you through all that. Now, you got your something. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying here tonight, man.
Starting point is 00:36:36 Fuck what people say to you. Because when you in that grave, it's over. Over. How y'all feeling? Man, y'all gonna have me preaching for 30 minutes. God damn it, what they doing? I'm feeling good tonight. I'm in the motherfucking zone. I'm turning they ass up on that stage on this tour. And I'm not in competition with none of my brethren on that stage. I'm only in competition with my goddamn self. When I step on that stage, it's me and that goddamn crowd. And goddamn it, I'm gonna make you late. Smart child.
Starting point is 00:37:12 And I love every big up to see smile on your faces, because I know somebody in that crowd right now going through some shit. But you're going to spend your hard earned money to come see my black ugly ass. And I'm going to give you what you want. Even if you single fellas, you single, you looking for something. Bring your ass to the comedy show. We the ones to Friday night I'm down there New Orleans at the smoothie king. Come here. You single, you got show. They gonna beat the fuck up. Cause I'm a call a lot when I go out there with all the hoes that fucking that not. The one that holla, god damn it, you go for yours.
Starting point is 00:37:47 And now stop evil, make them say, huh? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, look at that. Some of y'all need your jobs some rest. You hustling too motherfucker hard, that money ain't going nowhere, get you some rest. You see Birdman on that goddamn stage sleep? You better get you some goddamn rest.
Starting point is 00:38:09 Birdman, nah, nah, nigga, you're sitting here. Get you some rest, Birdman, baby. You done done all you can do. You done made so many niggas millionaires, man. You done brought us high, you done brought us high boy cash money, young money. Nigga, Birdman, get you some rest, dawg. You don't got to be on that tour Your check still gonna hit dog. They got on goddamn either Apple or something got to eat some fruit
Starting point is 00:38:31 Eat your vegetables my nigga and take care of yourself fam Cuz we need you bird. We need you Y'all don't see I'll be on her choking the plant, but we need bird man bird man has changed hip hop man We need bird man. we don't need that, we don't need no, we lost Earth. We don't need no more of that shit. Bad enough, Suge Knight in jail. Bad enough, Diddy in jail.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Rightfully so for the crimes they committed. But God damn, man. All I see is us behind bars. All I see is us is in jail. All I see is us is fussing and cussing and killing and shooting Baby mama and baby daddy. That's all I see is fucking trauma. When we gonna get to the good life? I wanna ruffle my toes through the sand like a Jamaican nigga I want some jerk chicken from Jamaica, n***a, not Chicago.
Starting point is 00:39:26 Even though I know Chicago got some of the best jerk chicken in the world, but I want to go where it's made originally. I want to go to Jamaica, put my feet up in the sand. I want to see my other people around me having fun on swimming like mermaids, smiling, because we all got new teeth. Even if you ain't got no teeth smile bitch little do-valve voice that's what i want to see i want to see people who ain't never went nowhere i hear no enjoying life that's what i want to see. We can do it. We all can goddamn it do it together.
Starting point is 00:40:08 And I know my fans are watching. I know y'all will. Y'all some real ones. Y'all pulling up to the shows. Y'all getting in the comment section when I drop. Y'all letting people know I'm the realest. That shit mean a lot of me. That mean more than me anything, man.
Starting point is 00:40:23 I be needing that feedback. That's why I keep pushing and pushing and trying to get this show where it need to get to and it's getting now. For the real ones, y'all gonna come over here, y'all gonna hit the like button, you're gonna get in the comment, you're gonna share, you're gonna do whatever you can to let the people know about me. Y'all pulling up, y'all buying tickets to these shows, these shows selling out. Man, I ain't got nothing to complain about.
Starting point is 00:40:44 I got some of the best motherfucking fans in the world. And if you're a newcomer right now, welcome to the motherfucking bubble-dub show. Saturday, I'm dying there in Birmingham, Alabama. God damn it, pull up if you want a show. Get there early, God damn it, because you know I'm the new baby on this motherfucking tour. Get there early, because I go up like second to third.
Starting point is 00:41:02 God damn it, get down. You won't regret it. I guarantee down. You won't regret it. I guarantee you, you won't regret it. God damn, pull up. I'm gonna give you what you want. ["Hell Noz Signed Me"] Promise you that. God damn, I know y'all out of y'all been crying.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Dumb, you gotta bring back the hell noz signed me. And all this and that. Well, God damn it, here we go. In 2025, what we doing? Are you letting people borrow money? Hell no! I did it all 2020, I ain't doing it in 2025. I'm not hitting you motherfuckers no more.
Starting point is 00:41:38 You're a great fool. I bought you noodles. I bought you water. I bought you a motherfucking pie, I bought you a stone, I put that heat up on nigga and you still smitten my motherfucking face? I'm not doing it no damn no. I won't listen to my heaven. Stay away from them heaps.
Starting point is 00:41:58 They mean you no good. They all fools. They smile in your face but they want to turn around and stab you in your back. Backstabbers. Backstabbers, they smile in your face all the time. They want to take your place. Backstabbers. Backstabbers.
Starting point is 00:42:18 It ain't just people you don't know. It's the one that got the same blood you got. I just said a word here tonight. I say it ain't even the people you don't know. It's the same people that got the same blood running through you. Your pants damp, you. Thank y'all for watching tonight, so God bless our mountain. The Volume.

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