Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Tyreek Hill Leaving Miami? Which QB Can You Trust in the NFL Playoffs???

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

Is Tyreek Hill ready to leave Miami? Bubba Dub breaks down the latest buzz about the star wide receiver and what it could mean for the Miami Dolphins. Plus, the NFL Playoffs are here, and Bubba Dub is... diving into Wild Card Weekend matchups!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Volume Like mentally, how y'all feeling? Hit the like button, man. Yeah, go ahead, hit the subscribe button. To all the people that's new here, thank you. Thank you for coming over to the Bubble Dub Show where we talk sports, where we talk life, where we talk everything. We might laugh, we might cry. We don't know, you never know where I'm going to be with this. You never know, I'm all over the place.
Starting point is 00:00:40 But at the end of the day, I make it make sense. Now we're coming here today because, you know, weekend coming up is wild card playoffs and we gonna get to that in just a few minutes but tonight I want to talk about Tyree Hill the cheater post game interview yesterday no he ain't played four quarter yesterday you know he checked out you know mentally you know after the game they asked him questions about next season He said that he don't want to be a Miami Dolphin no more. He want to go somewhere else. That's cool But at the end of the day, you know
Starting point is 00:01:15 You sign the contract Do you hear me you sign the contract? Therefore and Bernie Mcboy shut don't look at me, don't talk to me. I tell you what, you better get on the other side of my face before you get swole. See that's the problem with players. Things don't go that way. You didn't put up the numbers that you wanted to put up, now you want to go, no, look up. I want you to stay right where your bad ass is. you were right there in Kansas City and all Gates off the bride barbecue it was Barbecue no you got damn cuban sandwich So you went down under Miami and first first two years that goddamn cuban sandwich was great
Starting point is 00:02:00 Now you don't know no no You give what your ass I up for so now you not going nowhere I know you probably mad that they cop dumped you on your neck but they cop got five that cop got five for him if I'm the dog with the organization I'm not getting rid of your ass you gonna play for me. And those 12 kids you got, they better be at every motherfucking home game too. Cuz you're playing out here in the 305.
Starting point is 00:02:34 I got Trick Daddy, I got Luke, I got Rick Ross, I got Dan Marino, I got everybody some motherfucking power. Let's have a great time. Where you going, fam? Just a year ago, everybody was thinking that Miami had a chance to do something. Why you going to talk us to talk the damn dolphin that y'all brought in? His fins broke. What's all wrong with you? His damn fins broke. What's his head? No, you in Miami, fam, Greek weather.
Starting point is 00:03:05 When it's cold as warm and when it's warm as warm. What you doing? Now you wanna go and talk, talk all day. I ain't home enough, I'm a beard. You know, no, I love it here. You know, I love Miami. I appreciate it. No, no.
Starting point is 00:03:20 You not finna go no motherfucking way. I bought a boo got it and god damn it, I'm gonna get some god damn Bugatti god damn on yours and push the hands out your ass! That was wrong with some of these play up man when the tough get tough they wanna run now dawg. You had Patrick Mahomes as your motherfuckin' quarterback dawg and you didn't wanna be there no more. You wanna go and get Jimmy man
Starting point is 00:03:47 Well, guess what the dolphins day you hear me? It gets what you're gonna give me some motherfucking production You won't give me some products because I feel like ain't no other NFL team Don't give me what I want for you and what I value yet. That's my thing I know some of y'all say I'll get rid of him, but who you gonna get for him? Who you gonna get that's gonna bring what he bring? Tell me right now. You ain't gonna get it. If I'm the doffers, I'm gonna get rid of you.
Starting point is 00:04:17 I'm gonna three first round picks. I know nobody gonna get egged up. Therefore, your ass gonna be a Miami doff. No, I know you mad you didn't pull up no numbers you ain't look like a top five receiver we know it the numbers say you ain't a top five receiver but we know you are we know you are we know what you went through this shit but now we ain't running that's how we do it fucking run. ain't right You got a contract got them in your body You're gonna buy by that fucking country. I'm a Miami Dolphin fan. God damn it. He tried to get out enough. I assume
Starting point is 00:04:56 I come up with a suit a suing everybody else we bullshit these days. I assume You sure Tyree here for believing I damn I, I done bought a house down here in Miami thinking he gonna be here. I done got a job down here in Miami cause I'm thinking he gonna be here. Now he leaving? Shit, no. You shitting me?
Starting point is 00:05:14 I sure shit at Tyree Hill if he be a dolphin. If I'm a dolphin, I'll put a stop to that shit. Cincinnati Bengals need who? Tyree Hill? I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Starting point is 00:05:31 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Starting point is 00:05:39 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. They gotta make some decisions and I like Joe Burrow, he's saying all the right things, he wants his receivables to get paid, but that's all fine and dandy. But how much motherfuckin' money you wanna come up with, Burrow?
Starting point is 00:05:52 Let me dig into this $260 million you got. That's reconstruction. Instead of you making 60 million in Europe, won't you come on down to buy 43? God damn it, I can get you some defensive talent in you. Instead of you making 60 million a year, won't you come on down to buy 43? God damn it, I can get you some defensive talent in you. Now you want the whole motherfucking party yourself. And when your stomach hurt, God damn it, I don't want to hurt. And nobody tell you to eat all the goddamn chocolate pie.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Shut the goddamn chocolate pie sometime. That's all I'm saying, Tyreex, you at. I think you're a great player. I think you on a Hall of Fame track right now. With all this shit crying about how you gonna want to be there no more. It ain't gonna work. If I'm another organization I'm looking at in two years you gonna be doing the same thing to me. No nigga stay where you at.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Know about y'all but I'm down here in East Texas. It's getting cold in the motherfuck out here. If you in East Texas, then you know about that cold front. Tell me I'm lying. Niggas out on coats. And it's my kind of year. You see it? That's why I got on my coat right now.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Because it's cold and you can't see how bad built I am. You got them right. I'm bad built up on this coat, but you can't tell during the wintertime. I'm not a kid anymore. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I cold and you can't see how bad built I am.
Starting point is 00:07:05 You got them right. I'm bad built up on this coat, but you can't tell during the winter time, and I love the winter time. Big coat, you can't see how bad I'm built, god damn it, and I love it. I'm walking through walls and whatnot like a goddamn model. Summertime I ain't going in now, cause my body, it ain't right. You know what I'm saying? My left hip bigger than my right hip, boy. I'm fucked off. summertime I ain't going in now cuz my body ain't right you know what I'm saying my left hip bigger than my right hip boy I'm fucked off
Starting point is 00:07:29 I thank God that I am but I'm fucked off you know what I'm saying I ain't easy on out and look at when I'm walking you know I'm ain't no bodybuilder I ain't on no creatine I ain't going on that muscle mass shit that shit don't work for me niggas going to that gym and pumping I can't going on that muscle mass shit. That shit don't work for me. Niggas going to that gym and pump everything. I can't do it. This ain't trash. That's what I'm pumping. Cold out here in Texas, boy.
Starting point is 00:07:54 I'm not bullshitting. Black folks, when it's cold, when it's hot, they outside, they walking around and having a good time. When it's cold, niggas in the house by 430. He gone. If you ain't got no damn he go they got the oven open. Tell me I'm from the old school, I'm from the country. We had ovens on and down. We're gonna keep the whole motherfucking house warm off that oven. Oh yeah, the real country.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Down in East Texas, where I'm from, Alto, you got Rush, you got Jacksonville, you got Palestine, you got Nacogdoches, you got Lufthill, St. Augustine, Shelbyville, Palestine, Crockett, let me tell you trail-ride niggas something. It's cold outside, that motherfucking horse better have some hating niggas. Let me find out some horses down in East Texas ain't got no hate. That motherfucking horse better have some hating you Let me find out some horses down in these takes ain't got no hate you niggas going to jail You're not gonna go in the jail and some of you women Y'all with these niggas who can't even feed a goddamn animal. Hey, gonna feed you and your kid? Make it make sense.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Y'all not hearing me big ass trucks, big ass temples, everything big except the motherfucking horse. What they do at it, n***a? Do you hear me? You don't know if that's a horse or a goddamn war. I'm not bossing, I'm coming down there in my truck in my binoculars and I'm telling you right now I bet not see no bones in none of them goddamn horses. And them dogs I am, you niggas better have these papers.
Starting point is 00:09:36 You trying to sell me a dog for $2,000? That motherfucker about paper better go all the way back to King Alexander the Great. I want to see all the pedal green nickel. Sell me a dollar for $3,000 and he ain't even registered. He better not have one. And he better have his Pabong shot, rabies on, bassey, he better have it all. He better not have no fleas on it.
Starting point is 00:10:01 You'll be spending the night in county jail, brother. He will be spending the night in county jail, brother. Playoff games coming up, you got the Packers versus Eagles. It's simple, who you trust, Jalen Hurts or Jordan Lugg? Who do you trust the most in this playoff game? Jalen Sippins sure it hurts, or Jordan used to ride the bench behind Aaron Rodgers? Lugg, who you got? It's gonna be a good game.'s going to be a good game. It's going to be a good game.
Starting point is 00:10:30 But I ride with Ace Todd Jalen. He invented a big dance before. He didn't win, because he went up against that zebra. He didn't win, but he invented a dance before. Right now, I'm trusting Jalen Hurts over Jordan Love and no love gonna do what he do I feel like he can carve up that Eagles defense I trust Jaylen Hurts I trust Saquon Bargaining I trust AJ Bryant I trust Devontae Smith god damn it I trust them I just do they ain't coming from the Packers he had ain't ride on them couple of years.
Starting point is 00:11:05 They were going 12 and 4 and all this and that and get to the playoff and lose. And lose. So you ask me, I trust Nick Sarrianti. I trust Jayler Hurts. I trust Saquon. I trust them feeling balls more than I trust the Green Bay Packers. That's all. I'm not down in the Packers. I know I got some fans over here. I trust the Green Bay Packers. That's all.
Starting point is 00:11:25 I'm not down in the Packers. I know I got some fans over here. I'm not down in your team. I'm just telling you, boy, I've seen just as far who I trust. That's all. Hurston woke up. He been re-wai-arrested. He way ain't shit.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Hurston ought to have 300 yard passing and god damn 88 yard rushing come next week. Yeah, but he ain't a risk. So I got the Eagles winning now. Next game, we got the Commanders, versus the Bucks. This a go.
Starting point is 00:11:58 You got Jayden Daniels, the rookie, versus Baker Mayfield. Who do you trust the most right now? Well let's go to that regular season stat. Daniels had 25 touchdown, nine picks. Goddamn, Baker Mayfield had 41 touchdown, 16 interception. Who do you trust the most right now? Right now?
Starting point is 00:12:17 Washington ain't no motherfucking Super Bowl in 44 years. Bucks ain't too long on one. Yeah, I know Tom Brady ain't in there, but Bruce Aron still upstairs. So that Pedigree still walking around that motherfucking arena. Do you hear me?
Starting point is 00:12:33 Pedigree still walking around the Tampa Bay Arena, still in that organization right now, y'all. So I'm telling you, I'm riding with Baker Mayfield, I'm riding with Mike Evans. Yeah, that's who I'm riding with right now in this game. You out on Jaden's day, you do right, do good, you damn right. I really want him to win, but I don't see it. I got to be real on this show.
Starting point is 00:12:54 And I know I got some Commander fans in here talking, come on, Duff, you trippin'. Motherfucker, y'all lost to Cooper Rush. Shut up and stand down, and Trump boys. If I'm a watch the commander fan, you watch how you talk to me. Yeah, lower your motherfucking tone. When you talk to me, when we talk about football,
Starting point is 00:13:11 you lower your tone. Real talk, you ain't got no business talking. Oh yeah, you in the playoffs, but that's about it. What motherfucking Super Bowl y'all finna go in? When the last time y'all won? Last time my chair, you was a red skin. Now you're a commander. Stop it. You are what we say you are.
Starting point is 00:13:28 And this weekend, your ass don't lose, boy. Baker Mayfield, go behind there and do it, boy. Real talk. We're gonna set up someone right now with a mouth full of stole. Do you hear me? Got Baker Mayfield to win this one. So I'm telling you right now, I'm trusting Baker Mayfield to win this game
Starting point is 00:13:46 This weekend next game Vikings in the rain Sam dawn Matthew staff come on Best team on paper the pipe But that don't mean shit come play house cuz they got a motherfucking quarterback over there. That's something I already want one. Yeah, Matthew stop Yeah, he got what Detroit Lions looking for. You got it, they looking for it. You damn right. That's what Matthew Stauffer got right now.
Starting point is 00:14:12 They're playing the Minnesota Vikings. And Minnesota Vikings is one of the best teams in the NFL right now, but y'all going up against the Juggernaut and goddamn Sean McVay and goddamn Matthew Stauffer and that Samoan receiver, Pooka Nooka. That motherfucker don't drop nothing. What the last time you seen Pooka Nooka drop a ball?
Starting point is 00:14:37 I seen him catch a ball like this. I said my God drug testing. When mama get the catching ball and all this and that, I walk through stagging them running to the sideline, nigga run over in their blue tits and piss in this cup. I got the goddamn C-1 senior system boy, cause some ain't right. And key sweat boy, something, something, something just ain't right. Yeah! Real talk.
Starting point is 00:15:02 These niggas ain't running around here jumping out the gym and all that for nothing. Them niggas on something. God made everybody different. But one thing God ain't gonna do, he ain't gonna lie. These niggas is on some special performance enhancing drugs. See what I got Matthew Stafford with me. Real talk. Next game, who I got?
Starting point is 00:15:23 Chargers versus them goddamn swinging ass Texans. It's who I got. Who you got there? What quarterback you trust the most? Do you trust Justin Herbert or you trust CJ Stroud? Well let me just tell you that reckless right now. This year Herbert was 23 touchdown, 3 picks. Stroud, 20th touchdown, 12 picks.
Starting point is 00:15:40 Well guess what? I trust Justin, sir. Even though I won't ace time to win,, but I'mma be a realist. They hurt, our offense is hurt, defense is hurt. Got Justice Sherbrooke over here, we're cheating there at John Hall, boy. I'm telling you right now, that's a recipe for success. If your ass ain't cheating, your ass ain't trying to win. I got the L.A. Chargers coming down here to H-Town, winning that goddamn game.
Starting point is 00:16:04 And guess what? They texting teens, gonna be with the L.A. Chargers coming down here to H-Town, winning that goddamn game. And guess what? They texting teens gonna be with the other texting teens. I don't care. I know my texting fans on right now. I know y'all about to do up your freaking. Man, you waiting. Man, we're gonna beat the Chargers. No, you're not.
Starting point is 00:16:17 No, you're not. Y'all not healthy, Bubba. If y'all was healthy, I would say, man, texting got a chance to go all the way. But you and I both know y'all was healthy, I would say, man, Texan got a chance to go all the way. But you and I both know y'all not healthy. Now I'm picking Justin Scherber over style. Okay, you want to break that down? God damn it, we can go to head coaches. Will you take in Jim Harbaugh or D'Amico Reigns?
Starting point is 00:16:35 If you're a betting man, who you gonna take? Harbaugh or D'Amico Reigns? My goddamn point is that good. You better ride with them chargers. If you you're a betting man put your money on the charge They know about much because they can't really store that much. I think this go gonna be around 24 20 But she's hard boy gonna pull it off. Do I want to see CJ stop pull it out? You damn I got to I'm all for it I just don't see it. I got to be real in the games I call now you got the Steelers and you got the way
Starting point is 00:17:10 Real talk who you trust the most Russell Wilson Lamar Jackson now We got to bring everything in the counties Russell Wilson got a ring the member may you say Matthew staff got a ring Goddamn, they gotta change the beat middle show I only think I think it's who's who go in that game out of Minnesota in line. I mean I've been a soldier in the ramp I didn't I'm mistaken. Sorry, the Vikings Minnesota in the ramp? I didn't, I'm mistaken, sorry. The Vikings gonna win that game though. I'm sorry, I get a little ahead of myself, but the Vikings gonna beat the LA Rams. I know I didn't say it, but I'm saying it now.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Back to this game. Who I got, Steelers or Ravens? Who you trust the most? Russell Wilson, Super Bowl champion. Went there twice, won one, lost one. Kyle Moore Jackson ain't never been none. But he probably gonna win his third MVP. We're gonna name off their stats. Russell Wilson 16 touchdown, five interceptions this year.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Your boy Jackson, action Jackson 41 touchdown, four interceptions. With Derek Henry in the backfield. Who do you trust right now? Russell Wilson and Lamar Jackson. I'm going with action Jackson. Because I honestly think Derek Henry was the missing piece. Because all the other playoff games, that man had to put the game ball in his hand. And it was just too much for him to do. Now, you ain't the only one a motherfucker. They watching. They watching Henry do. You can't watch both. God damn it. You hear me? You can't watch both. That's all I'm saying. Because I'm a dark woman. No motherfucking eyes now your hand account
Starting point is 00:18:27 That's all I'm saying real talk. You can't see you can't watch both Cuz somebody else over here doing something else I got the Ravens beating the Steelers I got the Ravens beating the Steelers in this game in this game I got the Bronco vs. The Beals Bronco good season You got Bo Nicks rookie you got Sean Payton now. He got Russell A.S.F. out of there now You got the quarterback he won, but now you going up against the Buffalo Bill now You're going up against Josh Allen
Starting point is 00:18:55 We are taught Bo Nicks 29 touchdown 12 picks Josh Allen 28 touchdown 6 picks It's gonna come down to turnovers who gonna turn the ball over? But we already know Bo Nicks will turn that motherfucker over. We know Josh Allen can beat you with his arm and with your feet. Yeah, we know Bo Nicks can run too, but he ain't done it to the extent how Josh Allen gonna do it. Oh, he got some motherfuckers.
Starting point is 00:19:15 You see, he was not over there. Oh yeah, he got Maury Cooper. Got, you know what, got Matt Hollis over there. Got my little player partner, Keon Colvin over there. I'm running back to it, James Cook. Got offensive line. Damn, I ain't gonna say too much about the defense because the motherfucker's up and down.
Starting point is 00:19:29 But I'm just talking about force offense is fine. Buffalo Beals against them LeBronco. Who do you trust the most? I trust Josh Allen more than I trust Bo Nicks. They got Josh Allen in the MVP race. It's cool, but he ain't gonna win. We know Axon Jackson gonna win that. So who do you trust the most out of all these quarterbacks?
Starting point is 00:19:49 That's how you judge this in quarterbacks in the playoffs. Who do you trust the most? Do you think Bo Nicks can go down there and Buffalo and not play Josh Allen? I don't think so. Really don't be a rookie. Make mistakes, he ain't never been in this kind of situation before.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Cause everybody know the NFL playoffs is different, It's slow down. Oh, it motherfucking slow down. It's gonna come down to their run game. Can Buffalo run the ball? I think they can. With Cook, he been running it all motherfucking season. Why it's gonna stop now? And you know what happened when the team can run that ball. You know what will happen when the team control the clock. Turnovers and clockwork, baby. Like guns and bottle. Yeah, whoever turn the ball over less, whoever had a ball the most, gonna win these games. Along with Fagles.
Starting point is 00:20:34 You know, Fagles got their hand in this shit, but you know, it's a 60 minute ball game. If I got the ball for all the minutes, you only got to do it nine times out of 10, I'm gonna win that motherfucking game and that's the way I see these games playing out between the quarterbacks who got the ball the most who gonna turn the ball over the most who can get sacks who can have a less penalties that's who won any games brother it's simple talk to me
Starting point is 00:20:59 got them and I'm willing to talk back tonight come on come talk to me I'm here all night I ain't got nothing to do Oh, who y'all got winning between the Broncos and the Beals? I'm looking right now. I'm in the chat with you Talk to me second round Beals Ravens. Can't wait. Okay, Detroit cool. Who the Ravens 3510 Broncos? Okay, cool. I See we are going with this shit. Yeah, I definitely see we are going with this shit I see where y'all going with this shit, yeah. I definitely see where y'all going with this shit, yeah. Real talk, y'all tune in.
Starting point is 00:21:27 We ain't bullshitting on this double-double-double show. I told you, we talk sports. And I'm gonna talk some other shit, too. Yeah, that's what we do over here. We talk about every thing. And like I told you, I'm dying in H-town. It's done got cold. There's no motherfuckers.
Starting point is 00:21:41 But guess who ain't cold? The motherfucking white folks. Do you hear me? Those white folks ain't cold. Like black people cold. When we cold, we got on coats, we got on diamonds, God damn it, we got on Trish coat, we got them on the covering up.
Starting point is 00:21:53 White people, it's cold. I went to the store today, I seen a white boy in a short sleeve shirt, some cargo shorts, and some damn boots. Do you hear me? It's cold. But this white boy got on a short sleeve shirt, y'all. Cargo shorts and some damn boots. Do you hear me? It's cold. But this white boy got on a short sleeve shirt, y'all. Cargo shorts and some boots.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Meanwhile, I'm over here goddamn shivering like a newborn goddamn dirt. Goddamn white folks don't be cold, but niggas do. That's why they keep moving up into these goddamn Colorado mountains and shit with their shirt off? Well, you know, we lost Justin. Why Justin lose that? Goddamn no money out there with his goddamn no shirt on over nothing. He died you think?
Starting point is 00:22:41 You can't pay a nigga to run out there with no shirt on no socks on no shit Yeah, it's grown me at 25 and 30 years old right now I tell you man I can't do that man my mama never whooped my ass. They find out I'm outside getting cold with no socks on. Shit. Now people gonna play that shit you gonna put your goddamn socks on when it's cold and put something over your goddamn arms. That's coming from my mama. Y'all know I ain't lying. Tell me y'all gonna be on this show 55 years old your mama probably 75 or 80. It's cold outside right now today. Go over there with no goddamn long sleeve on. Watch what your mama or your grandma will tell you.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Baby, you better put some on your arms. Shit, black fuck, we don't play that getting sick shit. If you sick, you stay your motherfucking ass at the house. You ain't even become no ruminant runny nose, fevel and all that. You stay your ass at the house until you wail. That's the law I live by. That's the law we live by. Your kid's sick and you want to go out? You ain't going. You go sit there with that sick ass child and get that sick ass child wailed. And you're coming over here,
Starting point is 00:23:44 uh my son got a headache but I got it I'm trying to go out. I be down. Go sit there with this sick ass child and get this sick ass child. Well, ain't no coming over here. My son got a headache, but I got it. I'm trying to go out. I'll be down. I'll be down. I told you, you muggles going to be muggles in 20, 25. Oh yeah, you're going to be a mother to that whole ass dog of yours, because you didn't teach her nothing.
Starting point is 00:23:59 See, out here selling coochie, selling tiggy, selling mouse, selling everything she can sell. Now you want to go home come over and talk about her. No, that's your dog, god damn it. She learned that bullshit from you. Every time she looked around, you had a new man in your motherfucking house. But you want to talk about your dog, though.
Starting point is 00:24:15 She got it from you. She got that bullshit and that foolish from you. I want a woman that's watching this show right now. You probably gonna slip with all kind of men. That's your motherfucking business, but that don't define you baby. Oh, yeah, you can make a change you can make a motherfucking change Real talk. Well, everybody keep calling me a hoe. You know how you can stop that. That's what I told I said, you know how you can stop the being called a hoe? Stop talking!
Starting point is 00:24:44 Simple! You don't want them calling you a whole lot. Damn it. Stop. You got me on the road. Night man. How y'all feeling? All right. I'm got that feel like I'll be preaching sometime.
Starting point is 00:25:00 I feel like I'm in a pub. I'm pretty pit and I'm just pouring out to y'all, and goddamn it, some of you receive it, some of you don't. Real talk, some of you receive it, some of you don't. But if you're never better to say bubble-dub, then tell me. Cause I'm gonna tell it like it is, whether you like it or you don't. I'm gonna tell it like it is.
Starting point is 00:25:22 Real talk, too many bullshit going on, too many people in our lives and our families. When the car fuck up, oh man, I can fix your car. Bring it by him. Bet you bring it by the, your car end up being all worse than what it was when you brought the motherfucker. And had my car two or three goddamn weeks. This motherfucker still ain't running. Oh yeah, you might want to take that back to the dealership. No, nigga, you might want to get you a goddamn bulletproof vest, because I'm going to let these goddamn 30, 30 sales go. You know, goddamn well, you could've fetched my car.
Starting point is 00:25:55 But you wanted my money. These bullshit ass shade tree mechanics ain't one for them. And you got to watch these niggas, too. So some of these niggas, go pick them niggas they gonna be working for money. These niggas be working for ass. I can't stand them whole ass niggas who can work on cars real good.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Got a fine female, a car fuck up. It's gonna cost about $2500 to fix it. These bullshit ass-a, shade-tree mechanics goddamn cut deals for a little video led monkey and goddamn get the god damn- Bullshit! Good car fixing, having ass niggas, I can't stand them. I fix your brakes. This hoe ain't got no money, but she'll get that motherfucker off.
Starting point is 00:26:35 She showin' oh, he can fix cars even though I can't fix shit. I can't fix a goddamn flat. This Miley-Han motherfucker over here here for the put his hands out over you do up a hagel oh yeah i'm a big motherfucker now you go if i can't get it that'd be crazy i'm hating y'all watching this show have been presented by prize picks man right there at the bottom that's code scanning yeah first time you put five dollars in you get 50 real talk Oh, I just put five and you got them to put 50 and 60 dollars in me That's how you get the big money real talk more or less on your favorite play. Oh, yeah
Starting point is 00:27:14 Real talk if you can't watch this show you only can listen damn, you know, go to Apple podcast go to Spotify type in bubba-dub I can't demand say my name three times. Bubba Duh, we are poppin'. It's Monday night, y'all. What y'all eat tonight, man? What y'all cook? Talk to me.
Starting point is 00:27:32 What y'all cook, man? What y'all cook tonight, man? It's Monday. What's a normal meal on a Monday in the house? What is it? What's a normal meal, man? What's a good meal? Somebody told me fish don't go with spaghetti,
Starting point is 00:27:43 but I'm from the South. What do we have to cook? God damn it, that's what we ate. What is a good meal to told me fish don't go with spaghetti but I'm from the South what do we have to cook? God damn it. That's what we ate. What is a good meal to eat on a Monday night? Talk to me I know somebody gonna be on her gonna be real nasty But what y'all gonna cook on the Monday talk to Your skill bailers you the biggest goddamn trick in the world See, yeah, I don't skill bailers done took over y'all. Oh that girl. I give you one point five million. I heard you been with Yeah, he was
Starting point is 00:28:09 You've been with me. I'm the real boss that white girl told goddamn trauma. I'll skip Bailey. Yeah You get your long pointy nose out my motherfucking face We'll talk that's what they like her to him. She told you, rat tear on your face motherfucker. Get away from me. I'm a lady and I don't sell no culture. That's what she told Skip. Skip, once I heard that shit, she said, baby, I can move you up through ranks. That's how them old manipulist motherfuckers work, man. That's what they do out women. In real time, these women, y'all feel sorry for y'all. Y'all got it bad out here. You know, you ain't gonna move up unless you give me none. See, that's bullshit. I don't like a motherfucker that do that.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Don't hinder nobody else's success because you can't get what you want. That's bullshit. If that woman she deserve to move up, god damn it, you move up. If that young man deserve to be moved up, god damn it, you move him up. See, that's what some of you good old whites used to do do us. We weren't working on this goddamn machine for 40 years. You motherfuckers don't want to move us up. Guess what? Help is on the motherfucking way. We are taught. This motherfuckers have been working on the machine. That's illegal. I'm gonna be the head motherf I can charge you this machine now. Just wait you know a nigga, how a nigga gonna run that. I been here for over a year, I'm gonna run this machine, how I wanna run this machine.
Starting point is 00:29:34 Y'all take y'all ass back up there to they front office. I got this shit down here. Black people, all people I know will take over somebody else's business. I'm not lying, black people come in late. I want y'all mad at me for it. They'll yell, baby, glad I came in. Better be glad you got a goddamn child. Cause you came in walking. Now you're drunk, you got four wheels.
Starting point is 00:29:57 You keep bullshitting, you'll be back on pain in the tongue. I'm not sure that people nigga about to and go. No, you damn right. Y'all learned to my skip a sugar daddy. Some of y'all sugar daggers to y'all never been buying 50 and 60 dollar pussy. Oh, yeah. Raise your hand. You've been buying. All right.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Don't you lie to me. Don't you lie to me. Who are you been buying cat? Don't if you're a real man, you're high five on this page right now if you been buying cat. Ain't nothing wrong with you. Buying cat, cure council. Nigga, I'm council free. Do you hear me? Nigga, I'm council free. Buying cat, cure council. I never catch it, nigga. Do you hear me? I never catch it nigga Do you hear me
Starting point is 00:30:45 Never kick I won't see some high fives in this motherfucker. I want to see some real men here tonight That's not gonna lie and we got a man code going on if you buy coochie Raise your goddamn hand if you're a female on her if you sell coochie God damn it raise your hand Cuz if you're hungry is some niggas in you. Now you see how I just made something happen? See somebody was on here who was hungry, but just for somebody going to eat tonight. Somebody... I don't know how many times I can say it for you y'all. Somebody say $30 in Houston. God damn it, if it's going for $40 down here in H-town, you tell them, bu them bubble-dub gonna give them 43 it was it called 40 dollars I'm giving a 43 so
Starting point is 00:31:31 when y'all niggas come around she ain't looking for y'all she overstepping y'all who you looking for no that nigga tip great you got I know y'all been watching man you say God name it but I'm not saying G.O.D. I'm saying G.O.T. You motherfuckers can hear everything else and hear that. G.O.T. Not G.O.D. G.O.T. You. That's what I'm saying. But I'm cutting back on the cussing noise y'all can tell though. 25'er making the change. Ain't gonna be all that cussing and all that. Nah, I'm cutting that shit out. I don't say shit and ass cool, but the B's and F's, I'm not saying. Y'all gonna help me too, we gonna grow the devil. Now some of y'all can't grow, cuz some of y'all can't grow hair, so I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:32:17 So some of us can't grow, but some of us can. But for people who can't grow, be with us in spirit. That's how we need you to be there in spirit with us sometime. That's how. That's how NBA got them. Hey, All-Star coming up. All-Star coming up and it's gonna be the wackest one. That damn All-Star game, I don't even wanna watch it.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Who gonna be in the slam dunk contest? What big ass Zion Wilson? He ain't in the slam dunk contest. He slam dunking these hoes. I know he can slam dunk that damn ball. If y'all think that big gorilla motherfucker ain't slam dunking them porn stars, you a liar! They say Zion Wilson in them goddamn rooms. No! He can't move on the court, but in that goddamn bedroom that nigga making goddamn moving like us. But in that goddamn big room that nigga make it goddamn moving like ush
Starting point is 00:33:12 So good I had to double back twice who must have been out of my mind I'm about Hey Sure Must have been good y'all a double back. What y'all know about that doubling back? Me still talk to her, hell nah, hell nah. Shit, late on that night, I'm back on the field late. Getting off. Proving more, kissing on her motherfucking neck too.
Starting point is 00:33:40 Worshipping nothing but lies in her ear. Babe, I love you, I've been thinking about you in her? Yeah, baby. I love you. I bet they about you For real yeah Make them talk to me. Who's is it? Is she yours? No, it's not beats. I'm reading me. But since I'm written I'm Real talk no black folks. We don't go down we can rent shit and paint it. I ain't bullshit That's all we're gonna call right now. Oh 50 notes and go and get it wrapped. I'm not bullshit That's how we roll. We're gonna bring new car right now. Oh 50 notes. We're gonna get that bitch Till everybody's mine I paid I can't talk this month. Oh ain't bought them. You put some on my line. You got great credit
Starting point is 00:34:28 You put some on the line got rain ball shit Paying for this month, but you ain't bowie First thing I need to say they get no car man. No smoking in my car. I'm doing y'all know that right now Ain't nobody gonna be smoking in my shit eight days later. No thing for smoking up Days later, nothing but smoke in the air. You feel the see all these paper tags running around through here right now? You know when people got their taxes? They get a new car. They can't be stealing. They riding all motherfucking day.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Most black people when they get their taxes, I say most, not all. Most black people when they get their taxes, we ain't never really got no money. I told you, that's our Super Bowl. That's when we feel the ball. We ain't never been home. When we get that motherfucking money, we up and down the road all day. We don't talk. We feel the ball. We ain't never been home. When we get that motherfucking money, we up and down the road all day.
Starting point is 00:35:07 We don't talk. We go in the places we ain't never been. We go on the alley, go on. We got them right. We get out. Damn. New Jays, if you ain't had no Jays, I bet you get them taxis and get them right.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Got the new Jays, retro. We don't work jump means we work retro. Amen. Hey, up and down the road, we getting out. Oh every day we clean clean as a whistle. We ain't going no motherfucking work We just clean we're gonna go ahead and get us by two or three pounds of weed We ain't gonna make no motherfucking money. It's all for show So when I thought I'm hoes you'll go broke You go I seen niggas going broke by no power no you're supposed
Starting point is 00:35:46 to make sure you show me that but you want some smoke I'm the man bitch you ain't shit you just got fifty nine hundred off some goddamn taxes you owe your baby mama 38 but you ain't went over and gave it to it yet you don't win got you got your new car got you. Got you some weed. Got you some joy. Got you some coal. And I can't come cologne and God damn it can't tell you nothing But that shit only last for two months after that that nigga right back at the house every motherfucking day were frown on its face What you should have been doing by your washing machine my nigga and a drive Niggas don't be thinking
Starting point is 00:36:24 Nigga nigga nigga, nigga, wash and dry, nigga. What you want with these joys is the level. Now you gotta go around here, took a goddamn washing place and washed your clothes. When you can be washing your clothes at the house, nigga, real niggas got wash and drys at their house. Nigga, new refrigerator.
Starting point is 00:36:42 Nigga, get you a new refrigerator. It's the home appliances for me. Tell me I'm lying. Y'all need to start paying me for this. That's why y'all do me bad. I'm gonna keep pushing though. Hit the like button. Fuck the like button.
Starting point is 00:37:02 Hit the subscribe button. Y'all need to hit the like button, fuck the like button, hit the subscribe button, y'all never hit the subscribe button! That's one thing you can start telling these women. I know a new purse. Bitch, do you got eggs and bacon in your refrigerator? Do you got some goddamn light bread in your pantry? Do you got cream of wheat in your pants? Do you got sugar? What kind of spices you got over the motherfucker pervish?
Starting point is 00:37:26 What you got in your refrigerator? We're changing shit in 2025. We ain't putting rims on cars no more, and the damn cars need moguls, need transmission, need spark plugs, we not doing that bullshit no motherfucking more. We not going to stake in 40, you ain't steak 48 material. What kind of material I am?
Starting point is 00:37:49 Golden cry. You hoes don't deserve to go out to these nice restaurants. That's for the real women. You hoes going to Golden Cry. God damn it. That's where you're going. You're going to Arbor's. You're going to Sonic.
Starting point is 00:38:03 You're going to Stake and Shake. That's where you hoes going. Before that nice restaurant gets dressed up, you hoes don't deserve it and you won't get it. We going 25, we doing shit different. I can't wait till this goddamn tour hits. In February 1st y'all if we the one, I'm not bullshitting y'all better come see me. I got plans, I got admirations, I got goals. See I don't know about y'all better come see me. I got plans, I got admiration, I gotta go. See I don't know about y'all, but I talk to myself.
Starting point is 00:38:28 I really do. I'm like, oh, you got to come on with it, you bullshitting. You know where you come from, boy. You know what you're trying to do. You know what you gotta do. But you gotta go and do it. Ain't no more excuses, bubba duh. You got to get up off your ass.
Starting point is 00:38:42 You got to make these people feel you. You got to make these people understand who in the fuck is bubba duh. You got to get up off your ass. You got to make these people feel you. You got to make these people understand who in the fuck is bubba duh. You got to show them each and every day. Even when the views ain't there. Even when the likes ain't there. Even when the shares ain't there. Even when they shadow banning me.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Motherfucker, I won't stop. Cause I know one day, this motherfucking podcast gonna be the one. I know one day it podcast gonna be a one. I know one day it's gonna be a one. I know one day, bitch, I been trying to fuck I ain't never, one day I'll lose you. Make sweet little talk while I'm listening to Barry White practice what you preach.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Some of y'all on her right now had money all year. Been waiting on your taxes. I hope god damn it you get 40 billions back Hope you're bald out when you get your taxes nigga. I hope you have nothing but the great luck I'm not the underdog. I'm underdog. I'm all fucking underdogs I'm fucking niggas way never got no cat now they getting all the cat. I'm for him I'm fucking little children out here in the Texas Texas City, uh, hospitals that got council They got got one two months to live. I'm rising for them That's why I'm right. I'm praying to good Lord. Bless them
Starting point is 00:39:55 I'm praying for the people who ain't got her kidney. They get a kidney. That's what I'm praying for That's what I'm praying and wishing for. That's what I want to see. I want to see the unknown become known. I know y'all see me with all the other celebrities. Fuck them niggas, they already celebrities. I want to see somebody else come up who ain't a celebrity become one. Become a great one, god damn it. Become a legal, not a follower. Just because your partner snore powder don't mean you snore powder, nigga.
Starting point is 00:40:23 When somebody don't mean you snort powder nigga when somebody gonna be they own me You got one trap house nigga get through that I ain't saying do that but um you get my motivation point is what I'm saying You get what I'm saying. Now if you're just not watching this show, we do hell nah, I know I've been going off, that's what I do. I'm going to give you some game, I'm going to make it there, I'm going to put some money behind. I'm going to give you the game though.
Starting point is 00:41:01 Just not watching this show, if you don't know nobody, we do a hell nah, I said to me on this show. Somebody hit me a bubble, do a hell nah said me about this show. Somebody hit me a bubble dough you ever let somebody use your sister food stamp card that you be buying? Hell no! Not sharing those motherfucking food stamp card. Not nothing at all. So if you see me dying here in H-Town and God damn neighborhood Walmart or the big Walmart
Starting point is 00:41:17 or H-E-B or Ed Krogel using the food stamp card, mind your motherfucking bits. Some spending big three cards when I come out that motherfucker three course when I come up out here somebody also hit me up oh do you ever let your girl know your pain hell no my girl know my debit card number is terrible only means sweet Jesus know him I'm sick I don't believe all that. What you ever get a joint bank account or something like that? Hell no. Cause I done seen mothafucka get mad, leave and go and clear that bank account out. Now you ain't got nothing. Therefore, you won't get this
Starting point is 00:41:56 mothafucka information. Matter of fact, don't send me no mail to this house. God damn it, do everything by email. Putting your game women know what's it get that goddamn bank statement get them numbers and got them for you know what you ain't got no one here not me careful I don't get no mayor through everything come through email over and knows you're gone they want me to give shit whole time you think you stacking you really lacking Pay attention quit telling all your motherfucking business know that these women know how much you got and what you make it They'll set your ass up. You'd be burnt like bacon real talk
Starting point is 00:42:35 Trash of a day going to Tyreke Hill keep your motherfucking clothes off clothing You know the eyes are against us, you know, they'll make examples out of us. I seen him do it today is Brian It's the reason why I'm telling you that Keep your motherfucking mouth out closed There's brown one of best receivers in the game running this mile. I ain't taking no pay cut Jerry Johnson You know what? I showed you You sure talking mother. I showed you even though they ever fighting what he was saying. But them people right there, they run organizations. It's a membership to get in the BNF.
Starting point is 00:43:07 They don't gotta be a member. They'll show you better than they'll tell you. So Tyree, you watch your motherfucking mouth, boy. Yeah, I really feel like they're doing us a favor because we making millions of dollars. Open your eyes, people. Open your eyes. Peace and love.
Starting point is 00:43:24 I see y'all when I see y'all I'm out.

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