Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Who The Hell Can STOP Nikola Jokic & Denver Nuggets?!

Episode Date: May 15, 2024

Bubba Dub is BACK breaking down the NBA’s MVP Nikola Jokic going TF off against the Minnesota Timberwolves in the Western Conference semifinals of the NBA playoffs (2:00). Plus, Bubba’s “Hell Na...hh!!” Segment includes criticism of Bronny James, with Dub saying that he should ABSOLUTELY go back for another year before making the leap to the NBA Draft, goes off on drunk drivers, and explains why NOBODY in basketball can stop Jokic (9:00). Then, Bubba gives Jalen Brunson and the New York Knicks their flowers before diving into how the Indiana Pacers can still win the series in seven (13:00). Plus, Dub GOES IN on Pacers G Tyrese Haliburton, and needs to see more out of the young star (15:00). After, Dub tees off on Meek Mill’s viral … dancing video? And lays into Michael B. Jordan trying to look like Tupac in a selfie (23:00). After, Trashh of the Day (34:00). (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series on my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy who'd winked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. adult literacy center and getting my high school diploma at age 22. It was an honor helping you achieve your greatness. Now you're helping others achieve theirs. It inspires me. When you graduate, they graduate. Find free and supportive adult education centers near you at finishyourdiploma.org
Starting point is 00:00:56 brought to you by Dollar General Literacy Foundation and the Ad Council. Our iHeartRadio Music Festival presented by Capital One. Coming back to Las Vegas September Council. Shabuzy The Black Crows The Weeknd Thomas Rhett Victoria Monet Coldplay's Chris Martin And more Stream live only on Hulu And get tickets to be there at AXS.com The Volume Welcome back everybody To the Bubble Dub Show
Starting point is 00:01:44 It's your boy Bubble Dub. Today we got a full show for y'all today. We talking about the Knicks Pacers. We talking about the Timberwolves. We talking about the Nuggets. The Denver Nuggets, not the Great Lakes. Out of the Minnesota Timberwolves last night. Jokic, let me get started right there.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Jokic, I want Jokic tested. Do you hear me? 40 points, 7 rebounds, 13 assists. Come on. I don't understand how a slow Siberian snow white tiger could be that great. I don't understand it. I thought Magic Johnson would retire, but not the way Jokic out here playing with the 40 points, 7 rebounds, 13 helpers. Come on.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Somebody want to repeat as a champion is what I'm seeing from Yoke is right now. Joker is the real deal. Now, let me switch girls over here to Aaron Gordon. I thought Aaron Gordon was Tim Duncan, the way he out there looking and playing like him too. Official rebound, come on. Y'all don't want to box out? Come on. Mary chipped in 16.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Sell for 14, 50%. K Mary chipped in 16. Sell for 14, 50%. KCP chipped in 16. 4 from 5 from the three-point line. That's what your role players do. When you get open shots, you knock them down. Now, ever since Sac said something to Joker about the
Starting point is 00:02:59 MVP, boy, 3-0. 3-0 ever since. Bringing the ball down the court like you're a poor guy now somebody told me Tim Duncan was doing Tim Duncan wasn't doing it like this Tim Duncan was a powerful joker is a sinner it's a difference and they get and let's just dive into this game um from last night from uh from start to the ending um Minnesota got ran out the gym last night. The Denver Nuggets is blitzing. Ant-Man getting the ball out of his hand.
Starting point is 00:03:32 Now he having to rely on the other players like the Reed, the McDowell. They ain't doing nothing. Carl Anthony Towns had 23. Okay, they were good. Okay, go, Goldberg had 18. Yeah, he did. But he ain't stopped nobody on the other side. How you defense to play over Europe and you can't get a stop? I'm talking about Rudy Goldberg ain't stopped no damn body on the other side. How you defensive player of the year and you can't get a stop? I'm talking about Rudy
Starting point is 00:03:48 Goldberg ain't worth a damn. And I'm here to say it right here tonight. Rudy Goldberg, trash. You ain't need to play no more. Take your ass back home with the baby, fam. Take your ass back home with the baby. Get that woman a rest. Because you ain't doing nothing on the court.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Running up and down the court. Catch a lob. That's all you're doing. When Joker got the ball, Joker was eight for nine on you. Hell, if you ain't going to stop him, at least foul out. You get six of them. Use all six of them. Make sure they all hard.
Starting point is 00:04:18 No home run. And man, I tell by itself, what happened to the defense, the Timberwolves? Y'all were playing the first two games. What happened? Why y'all ain't blitzing Joker? Getting the ball out of his hand. What happened to the defense? The Timberwolves, y'all were playing the first two games. What happened? Why y'all ain't blitzing Joker? Getting the ball out of his hand. What happened? And what's so crazy about this game last night? Michael Porter Jr. didn't even have a good game.
Starting point is 00:04:34 He only had, what, six or nine points? Think he had six points. Think he was like two for ten. Trash. You think he gonna play like that again? I don't think so. When you got a team down 2-0, you take a better. Y'all ain't done nothing yet. I'm gonna be real with y'all.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Y'all gonna say, R.W., hey, the NBA is real. Ain't no way. I'm doing something in the game and it's working and then the next three games, I don't do what I was doing before. Make it make sense. Couldn't be me. I could be a teammate of Rudy Goldberg.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Come here, fam. Oh, what's going on? I'm here to show you. Sit your ass over here on this bench. You sit on this bench. You can't seem to move your damn feet. If you can't move your feet, then your ass can't play for me. Come here. Come here.
Starting point is 00:05:21 And man, you got to play better, fam. Them first two games you done teased us. I thought you were MJ all over again. Now you playing like MJ's sons. The one that going with the whistle. That's how you been playing. Now you told that flight attendant you'll see her in game seven.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Damn it, you better make it happen tomorrow night. Because them Great Lakes of Minnesota is dry right now. Ain't nobody doing no damn fishing in megnesota right now i expect you to play better but i expect your teammates to step up and help you also michael connie jr i don't know what's going on with your achilles but you better call kevin durango someday i'm about to find you a specialist we got a game to play ain't no damn time for sitting out. You're already 45. Your career damn near over. Get your ass back on that court. And I mean it. But back to the
Starting point is 00:06:10 game, man. Denver on a roll right now. Denver on a roll. Joker. Man, Joker's man. 40 points, y'all. 7 rebounds. 13 assists. It's like he got a magnet on the damn ball. It's like he don't miss
Starting point is 00:06:25 coming down court backing around doing them old hook shots off the gland i'm talking about some or doctor side man i ain't never seen nothing like this in my life y'all and and i got seen some of the greatest people uh ever ever play this game i done watched them but joker is different joker different y'all and get in the comments right now. Let me know how y'all really feel about Joker. I want him tested. I want Aaron Gordon, a.k.a. Tim Duncan, tested too. I want him tested.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Let me break down something to y'all that y'all may have not seen. Y'all remember when the head coach, Mike Malone of the Denver Nuggets, got that tech? Mike Malone of the Denver Nuggets got that tech. When he got that tech, the Denver Nuggets started getting every, every single damn offensive rebound ever since. Is that me or did y'all just notice that? That's why I say this shit rigged, fam. Ain't no way the first two games I play you a certain way and you can't stop it.
Starting point is 00:07:23 I'm going to go away from it? Never. What's it like trying to get me away from my baby mom never we might not be together but shit i ain't gonna stay away too long come on we don't deserve that y'all i just we deserve to watch some great basketball we have been watching great basketball but these referees is killing me right now man like i'm just saying it look rigged to me it's all i'm saying simple as that all of a sudden y'all don't know how to go down there and double yoke on joker no more like y'all used to like man get in the comment section right now let me know is this series over or maybe
Starting point is 00:07:56 minnesota win tomorrow night get in the comment section man let me know right now let me know how y'all feel it man i'm really flabbergasted right now i'm flabbergasted i'm hot i'm upset oh y'all don't understand how i'm feeling right now man um joker joker is the real deal man i mean can't nobody stop him i mean can't nobody stop him he can get to anywhere on the court that he want to get to it might take him a while to get there but damn it he when he get there he gonna finish damn when he miss aaron gordon coming through girl like superman catching it dunking on everybody dread juice on flying everywhere reggie jackson came in and chipped in six quick points on last night i mean it's like it's like everything clicking right now for the devil nuggets and
Starting point is 00:08:41 it seemed like the minnesota timberwolves are just falling apart they it's like they're a wounded wolf out in the wilderness they ain't got the pack no more they ain't got the help no more and just like Ant-Man right now he wounded he ain't got no help I couldn't keep walking back and forth to that damn bench looking at Rudy Gobert you think Draymond choked you now it's my turn shit done ran me all the way hot i'm 38 special hot shit nevertheless devil up 3-2 right now and they go back to minnesota tomorrow night will they finish it will they finish it or will timbal wolf step up and force the game seven get in the comment section right now and let your boy know you're watching the bubble dub show over here on the volume we rocking and rolling if you're just not tuning in I've been talking about the nuggas.
Starting point is 00:09:27 I've been talking about them. I know y'all been watching. Y'all been in my dim. I know you ain't going to let Rudy Goldberg slide. Never. Hell no, Lane. Matter of fact, the hell no segment coming up next. Y'all get ready.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Welcome back to the Bubba Dub show. Just in case y'all tuning in right now. This is part of the thing we're doing over here on this. We call it the hell No segment of the show. And right now, yesterday, I must come back and apologize to y'all. I told y'all that Bronny James should be in the NBA, but let me say it right now. Hell no! Now, what I said in that scrimmage, 4.4, 2 for 8, 3 turnovers. Hell no. You need to get back in the gym, fam. You need to get back in the gym and keep working on your game.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Real talk. You a car? You a car? And all the parts ain't running together right now. You need new sport plus, fam. I'm sorry that what you went through with the car you getting back, but you ain't all the way there yet you ain't all the way there not from what i sing
Starting point is 00:10:28 in that scream no sir hell no somebody else hit me up hey duh what do you think about getting back with your baby mama hell no hell no i'm on charge boy i ain't going back to that never duh what you think about drinking and driving hell no do you I'm not trying to take nobody's life. I'm not trying to take my life. So, hell no. Them laws in Texas don't play about them DWIs. You're going to jail. Y'all keep sending me stuff in right now.
Starting point is 00:10:53 I'm going to keep telling you, hell no. Am I still confident in the Minnesota Timberwolves as I was in the first two games they won? Hell no. Is the Dallas Cowboys going to win Super Bowl this year? Hell no. I'm just being real and honest over here today. Hell no. Y'all just don't understand, y'all.
Starting point is 00:11:13 There's a lot of hell no stuff going on in the world right now, and you just got to start saying, hell no. Hey, fam, can I buy a $300? Hell no. Did you call the bank or ask them for a loan? Yeah. What they say? Hell no. Did you call the bank or ask them for a loan? Yeah. What they say? Hell no.
Starting point is 00:11:29 I'm doing what the bank doing. If the bank won't loan your ass no money, I ain't loaning your ass no money either. Too much going on. There's too much going on out here, y'all. I'm frustrated. Car won't crank. My boss calling, getting
Starting point is 00:11:43 on my nerve. What yet? I'm on the way. And when I get there, I ain't doing shit either. Oh, I don't work when I get on the job. I got to look around, see who in the good mood, who in the bad mood, and see who, maybe somebody done got fired. They might want to come back and do some home. Well, I won't be there if you
Starting point is 00:12:00 thinking that. I definitely won't be there. Pastor calling me. You think you can start giving a little more than $150 every Sunday? Hell no. I think I'm going to find me a new church, fam. What you doing texting me on
Starting point is 00:12:15 Wednesday morning like it is today? Don't be texting me. I was just saying, you know, I know the good Lord bless. Yes, he is blessing me. And he blessed you too. Why you say that, good brother? You woke up this morning, didn't you? If you woke up this morning, that means you're blessed.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Another thing, you're going to start paying your bills on time. Hell no. A little here and a little there. Y'all stay tuned, man. Got the Knicks and the Pacers talk coming up next, man. I'm rocking them rolling over there. I'm on fire. Look at my eye. I'm on fire. This ain't that. This ain't trash. I'm rocking and rolling over there. I'm on fire. Look at my eye.
Starting point is 00:12:45 I'm on fire. This ain't that. This ain't trash. I'm just on fire right now. Like I said, if you at work right now, hey, and you can't watch the show, but you can listen, hey, Apple Podcast, you know, Bubba Dub Show. Go to Spotify, Bubba Dub Show. Go and listen to me, man. Hey, we doing big things over here, man.
Starting point is 00:13:04 We won't stop, man. Remember, call the number that I gave y'all over here, man. We won't stop, man. Remember, the caller number that I gave y'all. If y'all want to call and take a show, chop it up with me. Remember, a special guest, two or three special guests coming on the show next week. I can't wait. I can't wait. Stay tuned.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Knicks and Pacers coming up next. Let's go. The New York Knicks knocked the country kitchen out the Indiana Pacers last night. Do you hear me? Chaelen Brown, 44 points. 44. Looking like a bigger Allen Iverson if you ask me. I think this is his fifth game of this playoff, hitting over 40-something points. Pacers can't do nothing with him.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Halliburton, 13 points. Trash. Come on, fam. You got to take more than nine shots. Who else you got over there? My attorney had 16 points third quarter guess what he ended up with 16 points trash sycam what you have what sycam have y'all uh i think sycam had what uh 22 that was okay got to look at my notes y'all i'm frustrated come on holla
Starting point is 00:14:01 nine shots fam in the playoffs you got to let that thing go. Let it go. Y'all fighting for y'all damn lives right now. Told y'all New York niggas what they were going to do when they go home, get around that home crowd. Told y'all what they were going to do. It was BMWs and them same cars for paid in full. They was all out last night in New York. And it wasn't Jadakiss. It wasn't Fabulous. It wasn't Fat Joe. It wasn't none of them driving them. It was them damn rats.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Come here. And Sasaki 6'9 was the leading. He was the leader driving last night. Donald Tello, Master Splinter, all of them was out. Goddamn Jay Lombroso came through a 44. Come here. Had 28 halftime. That's who balling. Josh Hart came back with 18 and 11. I told y'all Josh Hart was going to ball out.
Starting point is 00:14:54 Play with passion, energy. The same shit I be coming with in the bedroom when I'm on that honey pack. Come here, darling. Don't you turn your back to me tonight. Roll over. Oh, it's hard. I know I hear you. Come here. Come here. Well, I think McBride had 17 points. Burks had 18 points, too. Off the pitch. That's how you go into your bench, Tim Tebow.
Starting point is 00:15:18 That's how you go into your bench. Give your star players a little bit of rest, fam. A clock can only go so far. You know, it only can go so far. You got to keep oil in it, baby. Got to keep antifreeze in that car. And most of all, it got to have gas. Car can't go nowhere without no gas if it ain't electric.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Great game. Knicks just ran them out the gym last night. Third quarter, they got kind of close. Like the first little minutes. I think Indiana was down nine. And after that, New York Knicks just went on a run. I'm talking about a major run. I think the Pacers went on a drought or scoring for like seven minutes.
Starting point is 00:15:57 They couldn't even score a basket. That's pitiful. That is damn right pitiful. We all NBA players, the best of the best. And you mean to tell me I can't score for seven minutes? Shit. If I can't score, they ain't scoring either. Only way they're going to score, they're going to the free throw line.
Starting point is 00:16:17 I'm dropping elbows on everybody's damn head and I'm coming on. Thinking Pacers going to do something because they showing old ass Larry Bird commercials. Stop it. Goddamn Larry Bird, 97 years old. Sick of the bullshit. I'm sick of the bullshit that I'm watching, man. Hollerbird, I'm disappointed in you. You better than that. You better than that. Nine
Starting point is 00:16:38 points. I thought we talked about that them first two games. You wasn't really taking no shots. Then you came out the two games you won taking over 15 shots, doing your thing. Now I will say you act like you can't shoot. no shots then you came after two games you won taking over 15 shots doing your thing now i will say you act like you can't shoot what's wrong with your damn arm you got a tetanus shot your arm hurting or something so it my eyes turn on trash you can play better than that dog you know all you want to do is run to the three-point line you hit two or three threes all of a sudden now you think you think you Kevin Love. No, you're not.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Come on, man. Spike Lee happy again. He out there running the Jalen Brunson jersey. Do the right thing, Spike. Do the right thing. Tracy Morgan out there. I'm telling everybody in New York, though. Jerry Seinfeld in the building.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Lil' C's in the building. Lil' K, everybody there. People in New York woke up early this morning. They woke up by 6.30. Woke up by 630. Rats already had served breakfast and everything. Yeah, with the OJ. Come here.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Don't take rats. Don't take OJ. Come here. Fresh pair of teams. Come here. Yeah. With the fur coat. Hey, man, if you're not tuning in to this show, we rocking and rolling.
Starting point is 00:17:41 I just got through talking about how the New York Knicks knocked the country kitchen, knocked the Indiana Pacers last night, which they did. They be heading back to Indiana. Knicks up 3-2 right now in this series. How do y'all see this series playing out? Y'all think it's over? Or y'all feel like Indiana could go back home and get them one?
Starting point is 00:17:57 Right now, I'm a little optimistic about this. Especially if Holliburton going to be taking nine shots. If he going to continue to take nine shots, they ain't got a shot at all. I'm just calling it like I see it. They ain't got a shot at all if Holliburton going to continue to take nine shots a game like this. Not from your star player, fam. And I know you're not a shooter like that, but, fam, you can be.
Starting point is 00:18:19 And you have shoulders. You can put up 40 and 50 points. This is what you're going to have to do right now. Jalen Brunson do it. Why in the hell you can put up 40 and 50 points this is what you're gonna have to do right now jaylen brunson do it why the hell you can't do it ain't no way i could sit on the other side and look at that man we're gonna go off and somewhere in deep inside me i ain't got it in me shit if jaylen brunson shooting 30 times a day i'm shooting 32 ricard loss ain't gonna say nothing to you i know you're trying to get everybody involved but they they ain't getting involved, fam. They not getting involved, so you go and do it. You got to be a man.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Put your Superman cape on and go and get the job done. I know all about getting the job done. When my baby mama left me for her new boyfriend, he had a bigger house than me. More car, more money than me. Everybody laughing, man. You ain't never getting nothing back. It's over. So what I started doing, I started plotting.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Yeah. I started working with the walls. Come here. I started working with the police. Come here. Old boy, what up? The big guy, big guy. He ain't got no job. Come here. Oh, he don't know? What are you doing? Don't you want to know? Yes. Well, pay me.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Put me on Saturday. 6-9 ain't got nothing on Dove, y'all. I'm talking. Next thing you know, wee, wee, wee, wee. Next thing you know, my baby mama back calling me. I seen a picture of you. You looking good. Looking good again.
Starting point is 00:19:38 I know it. I know it. Don't let say you miss me. I'm on the way. That's all you got to do. Who y'all got next game? Pacers or the Knicks? Let me know.
Starting point is 00:19:50 Got trash of the day coming up. Got more NFL talk coming up. My bad. Probably going to pick. We're going to finish off on that Bronny James subject, too. Y'all killing me in them comments, too. I'll be right back. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover,
Starting point is 00:20:09 out now, all about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York, who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which, turns out, were not true. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos' personal bank account.
Starting point is 00:20:44 I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth? You know, like, what can I actually, like, tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I'm like, why are you doing this? Like, why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
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Starting point is 00:22:13 don't you get dualipa gwen stefani A special performance by Coldplay's Chris Martin and more. Get your tickets to be there now at AXS.com. So y'all seen Meek Mill. I mean, Brother Meek Mill. My brother. What in the hell you out here doing bouncing like a damn rabbit? What's going on with you, fam? I'm talking about some shit you started in prison.
Starting point is 00:23:02 You should have left it in prison. I'm starting to think you on perks, fam. You on something? You on something? Ain't no damn way. You pouncing around like this. What's going on with you? You a grown-ass man, fam?
Starting point is 00:23:14 Now you go giving 50 more eminence? There you go. There you go. See, you have dreams and something going on with you, me. You having to meet live Christ. I don't know. Maybe you done got so much money now, you admit, like, Christ, I don't know. Maybe you done got so much money now, you done lost your damn mind.
Starting point is 00:23:28 I don't know. You need an interviction or something. Somebody come talk to Brother Meek. Ever since you lost arm, ever since Nicki Minaj fired your ass, you ain't been the same. Oh, yeah, Nicki fired you. You can say what you want. You got fired.
Starting point is 00:23:46 I want the real Meek Mill back. This ain't the Meek Mill I know. Meek Mill I know. A gangster screaming on every record going in. This ain't the Meek Mill I know. Not the Meek Mill from Philly. Not Dreams and Nightmares Meek. This ain't him. I don't know
Starting point is 00:24:02 who this is. This brotherly love Meek him. I don't know who is see this this uh, this brotherly love me kill. I don't like it I need me the real meat to get back in the booth and start rapping again talking fast I want to see Rick Ross limit people move inside the side like this again This damn meet me. Oh, yeah, right Get back to the real meat the real meat day. I know that can route And make make make me buy me make me bounce when I hear that's the me that I know that can rap And make me bounce When I am
Starting point is 00:24:27 That's the me I know I don't know this me I don't know what it is But get it together man Like I say If you're just not tuning in right now You're watching the Bubba Dub show Over here on the volume
Starting point is 00:24:38 We rocking five days a week Monday through Friday Yeah I'm in your face Like a mirror Monday through Friday Tune in I'm in your face like a mirror. Monday through Friday, tune in. I'm talking that talk as I always do. It ain't going to change over here. Now, another thing I don't know if y'all know about,
Starting point is 00:24:52 and sad news, TNT lost their NBA rights to NBC. Will the dynamic duos of Camel Edge, Kenny Smith, Shaq, Ernie Johnson, and finger-in-home makeup Charles Barkley, will this be the last year we see this show? I hope not. I grew up watching this crew, love this crew. I hope that hopefully they can move over to NBC. I don't know. NBC might have their own people they might want to bring in like me.
Starting point is 00:25:21 I'm just saying. I don't know. But it's a lot going on in the world. It's some shifts going on. It's a lot of shifting going on in the world right now. Remember when the best player were guards and power forward and now it's back to the centers. Now it's back to the NBs and Joker. Oh yeah, Joker the best player in the league right now. He's showing that.
Starting point is 00:25:48 And what's so cool about it, he don't even give a damn about basketball. Man, when Joker's out there playing, man, he thinking about feeding his damn horse. That's what Joker thinking about, feeding his damn horse and going for long walks. He's a strange fella, but he's the best player in the NBA right now. Stay tuned. Trash of the day coming up. We might engage in some more hell no segments going on, man. You just never know what you're going to get over on this bubble dub show, man.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Let's believe it's going to be entertaining. It's going to be funny. Stay tuned. I got more on the way. And I don't know who in the hell told Michael B. Jordan he looked like Tupac. Never. Never. Never. Stop it, fam.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Ever since Lori Harvey done left you, you done lost your damn mind, Creed. I'm starting to think them licks in Creed are real. Y'all stop telling people they look like this and that when they don't. Let Pac rest. Let Pac rest. Keefy D, who did it? Okay, you don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:44 Stay your ass in there, then. I'm sick of y'all Negroes getting it okay you don't know stay your ass in there damn I'm sick of y'all Negroes getting on here and don't want to talk damn it you don't want to talk then you ain't going to walk that ought to be the new rule
Starting point is 00:26:54 in the police in the law you don't want to talk then damn it you won't walk especially if we know you know something damn it
Starting point is 00:27:01 a lot of mothers out here go to bed at night. Can't sleep. Somebody done killed their baby. They just want to know who it was. And you Negro walking in neighborhoods each and every day, knowing what's going on, but keeping your mouth closed. Trash.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Somebody killed your child or did something to your child. You would want to know too. Them are hell no segments right there. Will I lie to the law? Hell no. Who drugs? My fans? What about over there? Rays? What about over there? Jones? Shit, I'm
Starting point is 00:27:34 going to talk. Close my eyes, don't get fed. Told y'all. Got a call yesterday from my mama telling me, Roger coming home. No, he ain't. What you mean, baby? He been gone? Shit, I'm going down there and talk. mean baby he been gone shit i'm going down there and talk he come up a road i'm going down there and talking for two hours y'all need to start reading them letters he's sending he shouldn't learn this lesson you know come here come here stay tuned
Starting point is 00:27:58 y'all can talk about the game they're coming up tonight be right back. Tonight, we got Cab Seltzer up 3-1. They back in Boston. It's a wrap. Good year, Cleveland. Kudos to y'all. Hopefully, y'all can get somebody in the ground. This series over, fam. Y'all already down 3-1.
Starting point is 00:28:16 You ain't going to Boston winning tonight. Shit. Ain't going to be nothing but green everywhere. Leopard Cuns everywhere in the building tonight. Clam Chowder everywhere. Paul Pierce will be out. He ain't going to be on Fox. He ain't going to be on Fox.
Starting point is 00:28:31 He can say that he ain't wearing in the crowd tonight. Rightfully so. Shout out to Paul Pierce. But Jason Tatum, Jalen Brown, Derek White going to make it happen tonight. I guarantee you that. No Donovan Mitchell. No Donovan Mitchell. Goodbye.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Goodbye. Who y'all got tonight, man? Y'all got the Celtics Goodbye. Who y'all got tonight, man? Y'all got the Celtics ending it or y'all got Cleveland stealing one tonight in Boston? Me personally, I just feel like the Celtics going to go ahead and end it, go ahead and rest up and get ready for the next series, the one after the Knicks and the Pacers. Let me know, man, how y'all feeling, man?
Starting point is 00:29:00 How y'all really feeling about this series right now? You know, Cleveland already lost Allen, so that kind of put them in a hole not losing your best player and dunham and mitchell i would think that would put me even in a deeper hole but uh like i always say you know boston do be playing down the competition but i don't see it right now they back home i don't think they want to i don't think they want to go back to cleveland eat no more corned beef sandwiches i think they tired of corned beef sandwiches um i think they want some fresh market fish at home um whatever y'all be eating up there
Starting point is 00:29:31 that what they want to do because y'all can't keep playing y'all can't keep playing well with the team now every now and then rolling over in the grave right now y'all better stop playing boss don't hang and take care of business like you're supposed to do. Go ahead and take care of business like you're supposed to do, man. Y'all get in the comment section right now and let me know who y'all think. Going in tonight, like I said, I'm going with the Celtics. Cleveland fans, don't be getting mad. I don't got nothing against Cleveland. I love Cleveland. Love the Browns. Like I said, I'm a fan of sports, period. But I'm just calling it like i said man i'm not being biased and all that i'm just telling you and even y'all cleveland fans y'all y'all know y'all know y'all
Starting point is 00:30:10 not gonna win this series like you gotta know this you can't be that delusional and just like i wasn't that delusional when i kept saying lakers itself like i knew it wasn't gonna be dimble but i wasn't gonna come out and say that we say that now because we family i can talk to y'all like that but yeah i knew it real but hey i wasn't gonna say come out and say that. We say that now because we family. I can talk to y'all like that. But I knew it real. But, hey, I wasn't going to say that because I was confident. But you can't be confident in a series like this, man. You're down.
Starting point is 00:30:32 You're two best stars. You're winging it right now. There's only so much you can do right now. But, you know, let me know who you got tonight. Cavs, Celtics, and, you know, the doubleheader, the Mavs, OKC. They back in OKC tonight. Oh. They back in OKC tonight. Oh, they back in OKC tonight. Who y'all got winning this game?
Starting point is 00:30:53 Before I even say who I think going to win the game, let me just say this. Luka, where you at, fam? Where you at? I'm tired of looking at you on the game. I'm tired of looking at highlights. All I'm seeing is a bunch of damn crime. I know I'm tired of it. I know your fans tired of it. You just look a little bit overweight to me.
Starting point is 00:31:07 Is it me or Luka look like he overweight? Like, come on, man. It's like you're not even no NBA player or something. It's like you should be a baseball player. Like, come on, fam. You got to be in shape, man. You ain't even got no six-pack, fam. Trash! Come on, Luka. You need to lose about
Starting point is 00:31:23 12 pounds. You know what I'm saying? You can feel a little bit lighter. I bet you can move around better, too, if you're a little bit lighter, man. You look a little bit overweight. But nevertheless, you're a great ball player. You was in the MVP running. You got a great basketball player over there in Kyrie Irving. He ain't been playing like it.
Starting point is 00:31:39 I don't care. Oh, duh. He been having an assist. Man, we need Kyrie. Y'all need Kyrie to score, fam. Kyrie is a scorer. That's just like Tim and Kobe. Don't score. He's been having assists. Man, y'all need Kyrie to score, fam. Kyrie is a scorer. That's just like telling Kobe, don't score. Just pass the ball. That ain't going to work with Kobe being Brian OIP. Tell Kobe he need to get everybody involved.
Starting point is 00:31:57 Shit, Kobe coming out gunning. And you know it. You don't think SGA coming out tonight gunning? You don't think that skinny man Holmgren going to come out tonight? You don't think they ain't gunning? They at home, too? Shit, they ain't coming out tonight gunning? You don't think that skinny man Holmgren going to come out tonight? You don't think they ain't gunning? They at home too? Shit, they ain't coming out flat. They coming out energetic, ready to get it.
Starting point is 00:32:14 I don't understand, man. You getting paid millions of dollars to play a game that you love. And you want to tell me you want to come out like a day or two? Never. Give me that damn ball. If I'm the star, give me that damn ball. I'm going to put the ball in the hoop.
Starting point is 00:32:28 You got to go and get the ball like RuPaul. You got to go and get it. Go and get it. That's what champions do. Kyrie a champion. Jason Kidd a champion. You can coach. Set your men down and talk to them. No turnovers. We're going to box out.
Starting point is 00:32:44 We're going to rebound. We're going to hustle. We're going to have grit. We're going to box out. We're going to rebound. We're going to hustle. We're going to have grit. We're going to have attitude. We're going to have energy. We're going to do whatever it takes to win. W-I-T. W-I-T.
Starting point is 00:32:54 We're going to do whatever it takes to win. That's what you do when you want to win something, when you got a goal. Playing 82 games, blood, sweat, and tears. We going out to eat eat going to the move Bonding as a team now. I need you to hit this shot damn it. I need you to hit it I don't want to hear my bad. I want to hear them damn nets Ain't a better sign than them nets going Or then when I'm hearing them
Starting point is 00:33:23 Or then when I'm hearing them red and white blue lights when I'm in trouble. Now I'm one of them dudes that get over here and say I don't care nothing about the police. I'm lying. But when I need them, I can't wait to see them
Starting point is 00:33:35 red and white blue lights. Come save me. Who you got tonight? Mavs or OKC? Let me know who you got. I ain't pronouncing Oklahoma no damn more. I'm just sticking with OKC. Y'all killing me in the coming. I see you. And I love it. Keep it going. Shit, keep it coming. Shit. I love the engagement. Shit, I love it. Trash of the day
Starting point is 00:33:59 coming up next. And I ain't sparing no damn body. Remember that. My trash of the day going to Rudy Goldberg. Trash. 7'2", 7'3", ain't worth a damn. How you keep winning? No matter what, he can't win defensive player of the year no damn more. I'm just thinking y'all just starting to give it just to him just because he tall and he in the way. But he ain't stopping shit.
Starting point is 00:34:21 You got slow ass Joker. Slow ass Joker. And you can't stop him I ain't saying you gonna stop him from getting 30 or But He don't even miss when you on him Is what I'm saying You need to stay your ass home with the kids Stay home fam
Starting point is 00:34:39 Don't even show up I ain't war for damn That's my trash of the day. Shit. We'll be back, man. On the bubble dub show on the volume, man. I'm sorry, y'all. I just don't understand how you got press could be that tall, how that big. It just, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:57 How is he winning defensive? I don't know, man. We'll be right back, man. Just in case y'all didn't know, this show is presented by who? Prize Picks. Use my promo code TRASH with the two H's. I'm a little upset, too. I'm a little upset right now because they blew my ticket last night.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Let me explain something, y'all, for the newcomers who don't have Prize Picks, man. Listen, I always pick five picks. If you get three out of five, you win, right? So with that being said, I got four out of five right last night, right? If I got five out of five, I would have won $2,500, right? But I got four out of five. And the reason why I'm so upset, so upset, because Anthony Ant-Man Edwards was supposed to have over 29 points last night. He had 18.
Starting point is 00:35:46 I had him pick him to go over, but he went under. That's why I'm upset because I almost won $2,500. Yes, that is it. If he would have had 30 points, I would have had $2,500. But that's okay. That's okay. I still got four out of five. I still want some paper now.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Don't get it wrong. So this is how you're going to do this. You go and download prize picks. Go and download it. Use my promo code TRASH, right? T-R-A-S-H-H. Two H's. But guess what?
Starting point is 00:36:18 When you're going and picking these players, you're only picking more or less. Like I picked Ant-Man to go over. Then I might come back and you might have Jason take them for 25 points. You either pick more or less. Like I pick Ant-Man to go over. Then I might come back and you might have Jason take him for 25 points. You either pick more or less. It's just like, oh, you might even want to pick Jalen Brown. He got all the players on the list. You could do it by points. You could do it by fantasy score. You could do it by assist. You could do it by rebound. There's all kind of ways you could play this on prize picks. But the only way you can win if you don't play.
Starting point is 00:36:49 Simple. You play, you win. And they always giving away prizes over there, too. I'm telling you, you can spend $10 and win $1,000. Spend $20 and win $2,000. You put in $20, they don't give you $20. They'll match you all the way up to $100 over on prize
Starting point is 00:37:08 picks. But remember, use my promo code TRASH with the two H's. Do you hear me? And check this out. If you love this show, we're going to do it five days a week. Yeah, I can't stop because I can't get enough of this. But I'll see y'all again tomorrow.
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