Dissect DJs - KATSEYE - Gnarly

Episode Date: August 25, 2025

The song of the summer search continues on as we dissect the gnarliest jam of the season with "Gnarly" by KATSEYE. A dissection which conjures up some of life's most gnarly scenarios - like bears, the formation of birds, samurai swords, the bottom of the ocean, siamese twins, bow and arrows, the beast from Beauty and the Beast, meth, life in the 1930s, boomerangs, and the word gnarly itself, it all goes down NEXT!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I'm gonna dissect D.D. Robotics. Oh, what's going on, everybody? Since your boy, DJMC, jigg-d-d-jig-jig-jag in the building. And you know I'm with my boy, Steve. Steve, what's going on, baby? We're kind of a little gnarly up in here. Now why?

Why? Because with DJs are like to spit it back and dissected. Dysected. D dissected. And we got a fresh one for you guys. A brand new song called NARV. In case you couldn't tell, it's actually the name of the song. Yeah.

By Katzai, who is a group of girls. Yeah, yeah. They've been put together in Los Angeles. They actually got put together on a reality show called Dream Academy in 2003. It's collaboration between several girls from all around the world, including from the Philippines to Korea, Switzerland, and then there's a few Americans with Venezuelan, Cuban, Indian. and Chinese Singaporean roots.

So there you go. That's the group that brings you Katza. This is what modern music sounds like, Jawsen. It's a little gnarly. It's a little gnarly. It's a little gnarly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So the logo spinning? I like the spinning. You don't mind the spinning? You don't mind the spinning slow motor? I don't want to sure because you got mad at me last time. Well, when it was blinking, it was a bit much, but I kind of like the spinning logo. It's okay.

That's fucking cool. All right, cool, man. We've got the dissect DJ logo on the back. Check the again. For the third episode must say, we are in the brand new studio. And if you were not watching our YouTube page, the studio Castle has put together is gnarly. I just got to say that.

It is. Narnie. Yeah. Come on now. You know, I got to say off the bat, I'm excited that a word like Narlie is still living in the now. It's something that we used to always say back of the day. We used to actually add a K to her. Remember that?

Canarly? I remember when we were back in Mexico on a spring break trip, we kept saying it's Nairly with a K. So we've been using this one for a minute I must have been blacked out I don't remember any of this but that's all live According to Katzai She'll still be gnarly So as we do

We want to break down the lyrics And actually see what it is That this new young generation refers to as gnarly And then we might have some ideas of our own Might my ass We got some ideas I came up with about 10

Castle came up with about 10 We spent 10 minutes each day I gave him an assignment He gave him assignment Which is not I'm not a I don't like assignments I was mad when he said it I knew that But then I got into it and then I liked it.

And then I said, let's take 10 minutes and just write down shit that you think is gnarly. So, yeah, there we have. And I got some gnarly shit to talk about. But first, let's hear these first in the areas because one of them pissed me off. Go ahead. Let's start with just the basics of what she said. Can we hear it again? Should we just hear it again one more time?

Let's hear it one more time. All right. There's three of them right there. Three of them. So first we had robotics. No, the first one was, why are my lyrics different? What the fuck is this?

I don't know. The first one might says is Boba T. And then it says Tesla. Was Boba T one of them? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe my song's off. I don't know.

Boba T, not that nary girl. I'm sorry. Let's just say where we hear. Tesla is the second one you went with? Tesla? Tesla, 10 years ago was nerily. I got to be honest. Have you ever driven in a Tesla?

Yes. Driven a Tesla? I would say about 80% of the time I've gotten an Uber, it ends up being a Tesla. I don't know why. Have you driven one, though? Have you driven one? You know why I know?

No, I haven't. But I always struggle with the door handle. Can I ask you just, the makers of Tesla? Did we need to reinvent the wheel on the doorknob? Like, did you need to be like, you know what? Let's actually make the, let's make the doornob more difficult. Because apparently it was too convenient to just be able to grab a door handle.

Every single time I've gotten out of a Tesla, I'm like, I don't know. How do I do? Is there a button? I don't know what I'm doing. Like, very fresh. I got to be honest. The first time I drove with Tesla,

I was like, what the fuck? What is this contraption? It only has one gear. It goes super fast in wonder. It's, it's crazy. And it has a huge big screen TV in it.

Apparently, we used to not be able to have TVs in our cars. You couldn't have any screens. And then Tesla was like, fuck that. We're putting a 32-incher right in the middle of your car, and there's a 32-incher. Now, neither one of those.

What else are you trying to focus on? I don't want to Tesla because they film you and the insurance is high and all this other bullshit, but I must say, it's his driving experience. That motherfucker is. What about fried chicken? That pissed me up. What is so gnarly about fried chicken? Seriously, I love fried.

It's juicy. It's delicious. It's crunchy. We're a Deschapel in this model. You know what I'm saying? That's crazy. Crazy. Why is tart chicken gnarly?

I don't know. Yeah, both of us are ingredients that. I don't even have anything to go with that. I'm just like, it's just a way to cook chicken. It's probably one of the top two ways that most people enjoy to eat it. And I think it's amazing on a sandwich. I like fried chicken and sandwich. Then they throw some ranch on the video.

If you watch the video, they see what we do. Watch it. Watch it. Look at that. She threw some ranch and she ate it real fast, pissed off. Like, that's crazy. I don't lie. That sandwich looked bomb.

It looked bomb, but a little too big. You ever get a sandwich that's too big and you can't put your mouth around it. I don't like that sometimes. I don't. I don't. I want to be able to improve my entire mouth. You had to like crunch it down with your hand to be like, let me try to get a... No, not a fan.

Not a fan. So you and I are, this is gnarly that we're different from this. It's what? Narly. So before we continue, let's go ahead and do three each. All right, yeah. Three each, what you got for the... What's your first one?

All right, let's look it up. Want me to go first? I got one. Yeah, go for it. The name gnarly. Actually, that was on my list. Do we have one? I thought we were going to have one, but the name gnarly is a bit gnarly.

That was the last one I wrote down. Okay, the bit it's like, first one. of all it's a weird name second of all it starts with a G well it's a word not a name but yeah yeah it could be a name it could be I bet there's a guy named gnarly I bet there's a guy name gnarly in the world narly Reynolds yeah he's like a Hollywood producer what if he's a third and there's like it's three generations of this mother he's a music producer based out of Tallahassee florida or exactly okay so we both agree his first my first one is my first one his last one I think that's the only one we're gonna have that similar okay my what's

what your next one what's your first one people who you use samurai swords for anything. That is. Like, imagine, like, just having a samurai sword. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they just use it. Or people back in the day, samurai, legit, actually, like,

decided to, like, just for that moment where they're, like, shing, like, what kind of trouble you realize you're into if you're getting in a fight with somebody and they bust one of those out, and then they, like, clearly know how to fuck with it. Running real fast, like the opposite way.

No question. Samar swords are cool, man. You know what? They're not just cool. They are. Nats Nats Nats are g

Because it starts with a G Nat because it starts with a G I was like what else That's crazy Nats are gnarly Why Because they come out of Fucking nowhere

Your fruit could just Barely be overrott Right You just got some fresh fruit And for some reason A gnat was like That shit's That shit's fucking done

Dude I'm about to attack that And they just come out of nowhere How about just the way Nats actually have to thrive And survive Like they gotta be like Yeah but they come out of nowhere

You could have your entire house closed, but if you got some old fruit, they find a way to get in that motherfucker, yeah, yeah. They're flying in the, and their asses are. And they're down to bite both you and the food. They're like, I'll just take a fucking. You get bitten by nats? Don't they bite?

No, I don't think they're a little too small to bite, but they're definitely. Oh, the little tiny ones, right? Yeah, those little ones. They're just flying circles and squares and shit, but they can, like suddenly show up at your fridge. Like, how the fuck did you even get it? I'm telling you, man, they're sneaky. And you could have your whole closet.

I mean, I already said this, but anyway, what's your next one? Point is there. Bottom of the ocean Oh you're talking about like Like trench like trench type shit Like Titanic type shit Do you realize how much of the ocean is unexplored And like they motherfuckers like

Like 98% or some shit They tried to like hit that up like a year ago And clearly didn't go well That like whole submersible thing I laughed at that I disappointed and laughed Well yeah it was a tragic thing That they actually tried to like undertake

That sounds wrong I said ha ha Like I was okay people exploded. They like, complode. Those people imploded then exploded apparently.

Like, if you ever watch the computer generation of that, they go, and they're done. Well, apparently there's a whole, like, documentary on it.

Like Netflix, have you seen that? I have. And they go, and they just, yeah. It's crazy. All like,

I haven't seen it, but the gatherings that I got from it was like, the dude that was like heading up the operation kind of like knew that shit was not going to work out.

They had put it, they had did it for a year. They heard cracks the last time. And they were like, Yeah, we're fine. And then a year later, apparently, they came back and we're like, it's fine. Just throw it in there. What do you guys doing?

So this guy, kind of with me. Game controllers, that is, that is a bit. With the use of that money, like, to have that money be like, you know what I'm going to do with suicide mission? And I'm going to pull in like five other people and my son. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a little bit. Let's do that. Yeah, that's very.

That's very. I got one more for you. Have a narrow peppers or anything hotter. I guess it's pretty. That's gnarly. Have you ever had one? It's pretty nervous. They last, and if you try to shit,

how did I know? How long did it take until Justin started bringing into shit in this? Come on now, especially after some fried chicken. Not really. Did you have, what was that three each? Do you use three? I did people who use swords, the bottom of the ocean. Yeah, so we did three.

Oh, no, that was only two, actually. No, and we both did the word gnarly. Okay, fine. So let's continue with this song, see what else these ladies have to say. Tell me what else is gnarly cats on. Oh my God that you see Pick it up ladies Come on

Oh we're in a session tonight Gang gang gang Oh we're going up tonight Gang Oh my God This song's so like Congratulations Now you be like

Gang gang gang gang gang gang gang gang You ever been Yes You have I ain't ever been Yeah yeah yeah I will say Yeah I've had some times

Where like next you know You end up like at a party Like in downtown LA Or up in the hills Or something like that Anybody ever said at your L.A I'd be like I'm not going Yeah, and yeah, shit can get pretty.

No, I've had times We're just suddenly like, well, there's a jacuzzi up here. Like, you know what? I'll figure out how I'm going to dry myself off later. Like, fuck it, let's see how gnarly it gets. Oh, no, man. The moment you say L.A. or Hollywood, I'm always like, that's a little far. And how am I getting home?

I know. But once you're there, you're like, whatever. I think about, you know me, dude. I think about, like, wait a minute, how the steps to life. I remember having these realizations, like let's just fucking go for it even before Uber was the thing so it was like you're just like

you really didn't know exactly where you're going to go from after that and be like there's a good chance wherever my car parked is in tow zone and it was it did it always got towed because that part of the You dig it totally worse yeah yeah You silver bully got toad and that was So narely I also want to say this about this song Kind of annoying right

It's like there's a lot of lines in this that you're just like You guys aren't even trying to sing You're kind of trying to do that annoying girl thing where like you just are saying just do enough what was the gang gang gang you know shit like gang gang gang gang yeah yeah it's attack my god this song is so lit like but the breakdown is awesome i mean that makes me want to okay that's a pretty good breakdown because i'm getting at this song has all the making to me again let's go back to when we were scouting out remember when we did dior we were like we're scouting the song of the song of the song

summer and this feels like it's got to be a candidate and here's the thing so because it feels like the initial hearing of it is like what the fuck it like when it starts it just hits you in the face with just like this is modern day music knowingness that could end up being yes and it also has that sound where you're like I don't know why but for some reason I feel like it might end up being catchy it might end up liking it might be like and might suck it's a little bit of both We don't know where this is going to go. I feel like within a few different months, we might all feel different about it.

I don't. I don't. I don't. I think this, I will say this breakdown is up, though, one more time. It's crazy cats. Oh, I fucked it out. Why did I just notice that you're dressed like Rocky Mountain DJ?

That's like, okay. Why are you worried take that? Who's just like, fucked out, Carrots? I've been doing muscle team, Bees. I've been doing pull-ups a lot.

And I thought I was bigger than I was. And I was, and I was looking at the camera. I'm still very tiny. This is very disappointing. Look at, I don't even, I don't even have triceps going on. I see definition. I mean, it's definition, but anyways.

Isn't it by definition, if everything's gnarly, then, like, what is narly even? Yeah, I'll go with you in. Narlie. Well, I could tell you what it's gnarly. Let me hear it. The beast in Sleeping Beauty. Oh, he was fucking gnarly. He was in gnarly, dude.

He just straight took beauty. It was like, no, you're going to be my wife. Shut up. I'm putting you in the top tower. Put her dad in a cage. Do the dads in the cage? She's like, let him go. And he's like, you know what?

I want to put you in a cage then. She's like, fine, then do that. And then he's just like, he does it. He doesn't even be like, oh, you sacrifice for yourself for your father. I respect that. He's like, no, I guess what? I'm putting you in a cage now. You know what?

Because I'm my motherfucking beast. I'm fucking gnarly. For real, man. And then he ended up being very good looking at the end. Like, very doable. Yeah, but have you ever noticed that like when she sees him, she's like kind of like. Now they knew it? Yeah, she's kind of.

Not really Rewatch that It's true Her look at it She's like She's kind of like I was kind of like I was kind of like the beast

When you were a fucking Full on an animal You know In a In a blue fitted suit And a bow tie That was more of my vibe Actually

I'm a fucked up girl You know what I'm not just fucked up I'm very Exactly What you got Bears Similar to the beast

Bears are naughty Anything with a lot of hair Anything with body taking over the hole and are like as big as a human is pretty they're way bigger than humans and they're also way quicker i don't think we give enough respect to how like when people talk about animals that we should be fear most they bring up lions they bring up sharks yeah bears are stronger quicker faster they can climb up fucking trees yeah can climb up trees and find you there's no if a bear wants to attack you like there's no like you're you're done like a bear can

fuck up anything it's pretty i think that they could probably fight any other animal in the kingdom and come out on top I'd like to see it can we pay Bear versus gorilla what are you taking Bear Bear over a gorilla They got claws they got claws they got Nnarly or teeth

Have you ever seen it's a gnarly It would be a gnarly fight I could tell you that would be the most gnarliest I would pay Too bad we can't sign up certain animals To like fight the way we do like UFC fighters Or boxers and shit Just be like in this corner

YouFC The Rizzley Bear. And he's like pacing. He's like pacing back and forth, you know? The gorilla. And then this corner of the gorilla. Yeah, yeah, that'd be gay.

I would bet on that. I would love to see it happen, man. And then we just gave him like the space, like the, like you guys got to keep it in the ring. He got four rounds. And just fucking Joe Rogan on the call. I'd be more into that than any boxing or MMA fight I've ever seen.

Which, by the way, that actually plays into another one of the ones in my list is the actual element of walking into a professional fight really thought about it dude it's like it's more like about to fight you're about to you're right that would be

it's like straight up modern day gladiator shit dude a whole arena's full of people everybody's fucking like scurreda we got an entrance song and you're just like it's got to be it could be it could be actually it's like they get the best entrances and they deserve it because like like they fucking are about to like should it be like all of y'all are about to watch me

just fucking throw it all in the line. I've had friends that I've watched go do that. Clay. My boy Clay Guida. Clay is a. It's gnarly. Peace, dude. And it's just like, I can't imagine what it actually be like to be like, okay, it's all

fun spectacle. But then eventually you just got to like start getting in there and anything can happen. Yeah. Anything fucking thing could happen. And I respect it. We all love it. Modern day gladiators. I feel like Clay is one of those guys that would like say something to.

like to talk a little shit and then he would just give me a look and I would just shut the fuck up immediately you know because he's a bit any of them any of them really all right

you know what else is gnarly Netherlands that's where this group was from some of them at least one of them is from the Netherlands Netherlands is gnarly why just because it rhymed really

I just thought it was funny and then Switzerland I got another Disney character Aladdin's genie like the genie from Aladdin He's got to give He's pretty gnarly

Like any genie But that genie was Did you ever see the new live action With Will? Yeah I forgot Will's a piece of shit Did you like Will as the genie Or did you like Robin Williams

No Robin Williams Is the genie Like he took that character And you could never do it again But Will was like I could do it And he was like pretty girl And he just blew it

He just He's not gnarly I did not mind Will as the genie Actually I thought he was a decent choice for it. I'm not giving Will any credit ever again in my life. I'm not a fan of a lot of these live actions. I haven't actually seen a lot of them, but I remember I watched the Aladdin one on a plane and I was like, you know what I do appreciate is it definitely feels like more ingrained in like the Middle East.

Like they made every other characters like Middle Eastern. So like you actually feel like you're there. Whereas like Disney sort of like whitewashes everything. You don't really get that. What are you talking about the beginning of Disney was like, Arabian nights. It's Arabian Day. I'm trying to do some fantasy. Day. A tall tall had a pot.

A hot, hot pin butt in a lot of good ways. Those are the words. It's also pretty. I got another one for you. The way the Latin world worked, they were ready to cut like a kid's hands off because they thought he stole bread and shit. He stole apple or bread.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That was fucking. One more for you. Meth. Meth is. I grew up in Fontana, California, people, and let me tell you, that shit's nary. I've never tried it.

It looks enticing, though. I must say, like, let me have energy for two days straight and get some shit done. I wish you could control meth and be like, no, you just take this and you can go for three days. Is that what it does? Oh, yeah, it's just super energy, but it's... Apparently, it's a bit... But, I don't know. Do I really want to be up that long?

But apparently, you kind of repeat yourself. Like you think you're going to get a lot done, but then you end up just doing the same thing over and over. Like you'll sweep the same spot. Like it's not clean. It's not clean. You know, so.

The main things I know about meth are that like it knocks people's teeth out. Because you always tell them. Yeah, because you don't brush your teeth and it gets in your nose. Is that what happens? People that like are like in the meth could always get a vibe. It's stuck in there. Because they're like just missing their front teeth.

So, I mean, around here, people are missing their front teeth. Usually. Hockey. They play for the L.A. Kings. Yeah, a lot of them live out here. You'll be like, and they'll look like a hockey player.

He plays for the Kings probably. Yeah, but out in... And they are. Yeah, absolutely. In your area, though, that's probably... It's straight, man. Yeah. You got another one for me before we continue this song?

Life before 1940. Oh, like depression era and shit? The Depression era is more like 1920s and yeah, that was... No, was it? 1929. October 1929. So 1930s. So in the whole 30s was pretty much...

I'm more thinking just before like any kind of technology at all existed. So before World War II, during depression is what you're calling out. Yeah, the last year or two of my grandfather's life, I got very fascinated with, like, just kind of asking him,

because he was born in the 20s. Okay. Like, I think kind of late 20s, but like he got really into YouTube in the last few years and he would randomly send, like, a dance number from the 30s.

This is how it used to be. This was... Yeah. And I remember asking, I'm like, where did you first see that? And he was like, oh, I saw that.

We used to go to a theater and he said something like you'd get a dance routine, a cartoon, and a movie for a nickel. It was something like that. How are they making money? That's... That's just a nickel used to get you a long way. Also imagine that that was the only entertainment they had all week. It was like going to the theater and you would enjoy it that much more because like...

Oh, no, you can go outside and, you know, climb a tree. Yeah, but in terms of like an entertaining spectacle, that was all you had. That was it. Other than that, you like fucking chase around a wheel with a... stick, whatever the fuck that is that they used to do. It's so hard to imagine that being like the only thing that, because that was all they knew. Think about like us before

the internet was a thing. Like that was just like how entertainment was and like once the internet came around, we're like, whoa, we can do all these new things. And you think back to it now, like how do we live before we get text message, before we can look stuff up and we just didn't know any better. And that's the way it was for them. And I appreciate that way she came up with that.

Just the way I'm sure he appreciated it. I came up like without any of those things. Because, uh, yeah, without the knowledge of what technology will provide you. Looking back, life was pretty. Yeah. I just like imagining a time when that was actually like the way everybody just got on, everybody got around.

It must have been so much more boring. Or funner, man. Everybody's so locked into their technology now where it's actually, they might have been a little more like there, you know, back then. They really just had to hang out back then. Yeah, which is awesome. You think about it because that's not even, that's just fun. That's just like good, like, gathering life.

Or what about the fact that like any person you saw ever, you're like, that might be the last time I ever see them. No real way of like getting back again. Yeah. No connecting. That's one to know it was crazy. Like how was the dating game? Like if you saw a girl that you like, you really actually,

you had to connect that night and you had to like find out her address and shit because this is almost damn near pre phones. Yeah. Phones weren't even really a thing. Not everybody probably had those. And I love the fact that there's people that were in our lives that like actually live that. Like it wasn't that long ago. Like people that we knew grew up with that.

And that's why you probably hear so much more stories about like, oh, as soon as I saw your grandmother, I knew I had to marry her, had to make more wife. It was because you literally probably were like, I might never see her again. All right. Let's listen to the rest of the song before we get into the rest of our gnarly stuff. Let's let this play out because we've already cut it off. Here we go. Back to the hypeness.

Let's go, Steve. I really like this breakdown, dog. What's she saying? I don't know, but this video is bringing it home, man. Is it? This video is bringing this song to life. Let's let it go then. If you're not.

Narlie. They're really big in the sandwiches too. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I think she just murdered that girl. Oh, what happened? I lost it. You went way back to the very beginning. Damn it.

Son of a bitch. I don't know. That girl just... We're still figuring this out. I'm still figuring how to do this. She just threw a girl off the edge of like the Hollywood Hills. She threw her fucking friend off the Hollywood. It's right here.

One more time. Let's watch this. gnarly here it comes come I was waiting to comment on that

I thought you were gonna stop it that girl was acting up she had to go Is that all it was Is that all it was? Is she one of those that over drank And they were like

You can't be at the party Because she was being a bit much So they killed her? Yeah That's gnarly That was real gnarly Yeah She said something about like

Oh I'm jealous of your Actually I got the lyrics I haven't actually Like looked at the lyrics At all We went to fried chicken Then we stopped That was it

And then we got into our own things You know what else is gnarly? Siamese twins Oh yeah Siamese twins are there's two heads and shit like And what about the one They got like heads connecting Conjoined

Not I mean Mary like one guy And the guy's like yeah This is my shit And it's like I guess it's kind of cool If you think about it sexually It can get weird And awesome

You have to be so on the same page With your twin all the time Well they are But then as a guy You're dealing with you know two mouths one time you know what I mean kind of gets crazy one of them is like you know and I'm actually just gonna sleep you guys go ahead and you're like and then you have that you know you can get crazy it can be absolutely

so she said I'm not jealous of my mansion gnarly that was when the girl like threw over the edge the view is fucking gnarly I got visual of the side of you stick going I tried to keep it out no no keep it going man that's sorry baby. All right. Siamese twin. Getting picked on the price is right. That was narly.

That would be nerily. I enjoyed it. I can't believe it happened. I got all with a showcase and then blew it because how much does a boat cost? I had no idea. But he did do a break dance for Drew Kerry and that was. And I hit a dollar on the wheel. Oh, that was even better.

Give me some credit. That's gangster. Let's go. Yeah, yeah. That was. Whoever designed boomerings. Pretty. What do you?

They figure that out. It's awesome. You throw it this way like such and you give it a little one of these. It's kind of spin like so and then it'll come right back to you and you catch it. Yeah, it's kind of cool. I'll give you that.

It's not cool. It's fucking. Dreams. Have you ever had a dream that was not? By the way, I have cut my weed smoking significantly to zero. And the one thing, one of the reasons I used to enjoy smoking was because I had no dreams. It would just be, I go to sleep and I wake up in the morning.

Fantastic. Now dreams are back and I get the most worst anxiety every single night. Every single night. Let me tell you the dream that just happened last night. I am at a gig in my dream and the first dance is happening for a bride and groom. And there's like, all right, it's time to play the first dance. And the song won't load. The song won't load.

and I am trying for at least an hour, hour and a half of my dream, and I'm losing my mind. And then I wake up and it didn't happen. And that is... Yeah, it's weird how realistic they feel sometimes. Oh, my God. To where even sometimes, like, in the first, like, 10 minutes of being awake, you're like, but that...

That happened, right? That was a thing, though, right? I remember being pissed off of my mom and sister because they went to C-World without me. Oh, man. But that didn't really happen because that was... Oh, yeah. People use a bow and arrow as a legitimate weapon.

That's your weapon of choice That's the thing Yeah That is really Like that's what they're going out with There better not be any other weapons But you gotta be give yourself credit for that Like if you're able to actually

Like you're going into war First of all the entire concept of war At any level at any era at any time Being like we're just gonna fight And a lot of people are gonna die like That's gnarly That's for sure And what if you're going into it being being like

My trusty bow And I have five arrows in the back Have you have to choose them sparingly? I better not miss. And then you just like fire them up in the air. Like that's what you're going into war with. And then you're good enough to actually hit somebody. Like on, he's,

and you're like, can you imagine? Like you, like it takes like seconds. Well, have you ever seen Braveheart? In Braveheart like they have scenes where like they, they, a bunch of them will fire the arrows into them and they're like coming

and they like look up in the air and there's just like 20, 30 arrows all just coming for them. Can you imagine that? Yeah, or 300 had like, Yeah, yeah, or like 300. Like everybody's just like coming to like, uh-huh. Like that would be that. That is fucking.

Damn. That is gnarly. Yeah. Aging. Yeah. That sucks. Aging is kind of nary. Yeah.

Well, I wouldn't say it's gnarly. It's just kind of like it's an everyday thing where you're like, well, all right, well, I just got to keep dealing with this shit. Yeah. And then people like to. But then like, we're inevitably going to get like 80. I know that's really actually, that is. Like, we can't reverse this. We're not going any younger.

We are going to be 80 at some point, dude. Or 90. I don't want to hate on any of our listeners that are 80 or 90, which I don't think there are too many. And if you are one of our listeners or 80 or 90, you, sir or ma'am are. It's hard to actually just imagine there's so many variables that, like, you can't, like, actually foresee. So it's not even worth to me at least imagining being like, oh, yeah, when I'm 80 or 90, I'll be like this or that. Like, it's literally just like, once you get 80, it's an unknown factor, dude. You could be legit and still running and stuff.

Or you could be on nothing. Like, I love my grandma, but she hasn't moved in like five years from her, her little domitory. And that is. Yeah, it's hard to actually imagine. It's the kind of thing where to me, at least I'm just like, I'll see you when we get there. And you ever get that? Like, that's, that's me thinking about my 80s. Like, I really don't.

I'm not like game planning for it. Like, we'll see what happens. Now, let's finish this song. You might be. They also brought back legit. That is legit. Liposuction. How does that work?

I don't even know. Take out these fat and you... They still do that? I feel like I used to hear a lot more about that when I was like... They don't do it as much because of Ozympic. Ozympic is doing what liposuction used to do. OZepic has taken that and turned it into a pill. So that's okay.

But it's... The actual act of liposuction of taking the fat and just slurping it out of your body. Really, any surgery, if you think about it. Any kind of thing that they're doing. What about, like, no surgery? Cut off your whole fucking nose and then, like, put it in it. They just readjust it. But let's be honest, like just sucking fat out of your body.

Any of those things. I don't know. That's a little more. That's a little more than what you're saying, then cutting a nose up and fixing it. You know, you just have a big nose and you adjust it. I can see that. But sucking the fat out of your body. because it's excessive is

What else you got? Somebody coming along with the same name as you. Now imagine. That happens too much with me, dude. No, no, not Justin. Yeah, there's probably a lot of Justin Garcia. There is I could say that. But like, what if a Justin Bieber example, for example?

Like, what if you're a 50-year-old man, you've been Justin Bieber your whole life, nobody gives a fuck, you're just like, that's what they know you as? And then suddenly in like, what, like 2015 or 10, whatever, I think it was like 2009, 10? somewhere around that when he came out of like suddenly they're like oh there everybody's talking about this new little teenage kid named Justin Bieber and you're just like wait what I've been around

I've been Justin Bieber 50 years office space and Michael Bolton yeah it's kind of like that like I ever think about changing your name to just Mike he's like why should I change my name he's the one that sucks but it's like yeah that that that shit happens at anytime there's a new like artist out that has like a regular like first and last name like somebody already existed with that and now all of a sudden like they can't be that like if there was all the a sudden like another Ryan Castle that came out next year and everybody was like all buzzing. I've seen a couple of Ryan Castle on these people. There's a couple more Ryan Casas.

I've encountered a few of them. Yeah. But like fortunately, I'm happy to say none of them like took the world by store and all of a sudden everybody's like referencing it every time they talk to me now. It would be a conversation I have to have all the time all of a sudden from here on out. Or if your last name's West, they're like, do you know Kanye? No, dude. I just, my last name is West.

I don't know you're in, you know what I mean? I feel like West is a common. Yeah, I don't know about that one. I think mine thing was more. How many more you got? Probably like a few. It's just a couple. Okay.

I'll go first. Yeah. You go. Migration of birds. Not immigration of birds, which has been a hot topic in the United States of whatever's happening. But more migration of birds. When a bird goes from the north to the south, have you ever seen how far they fly just to go where they're going to go?

All the time, over here at the beach, I always see. like literally daily the flying in the the flying v form that's kind of unique that's always cool too that's not what i'm talking about though i'm talking about like doing that for thousands of miles i know they are team members man they are all in the same team and then all the time and then suddenly some will just join in and then some will just like veer off disappear up yeah yeah people like they're like birds are like dumb but like they actually i think have more strict They're like our best military in the way that they can like just form it. Like you ever see like a military just the way they'll march and shit?

Like they get trained for hours and. Birds do it naturally. Birds just like have that. They understand like they get it. They're stay here, dude. He's there. I'm here. And we fly like this.

I got it like yeah. And they're just they're sharp and then they just kind of like this is how we're flying. And then yeah, they'll do that all the way to do. I just love birds. Ornithology is the study of birds. And I love that. I know that. It's been brought up multiple times because Justin always names his,

flag football teams after birds. Go flamingos. What's it? What's an example? Oh, Trois Abatrosses. That one's always your favorite. Like the Albatross one.

Gnarly. When people come up with words and they're just like, all of a sudden. Like gnarly? Yeah. Like when somebody came up with that word and then suddenly it gets using the zeit guys

and then suddenly they're just like we're using now we're all talking about being gnarly, you know? You just can come up with a word and if you have enough like, stake on it. People will be like, yeah, let's start using it.

I would actually say that people in the music industry had the best ability to do that because they could make a song using that word. E40 was big on that, dude.

I don't even remember a word he used, but he was... Taxes. Oh, yeah. Taxes is gnarly. Why? Because they don't tell us a thing of how to deal with that

or what it means or how much we're supposed to pay and every year we're supposed to be like, I don't know, here's money. And I guess I get it. people this and they're supposed to that's the one thing about school that pissed me out

no I had to learn about you know the history of Columbus to America which is I don't give you shit but I could have you know what I would have given a shit about learning about how to do my taxes correctly so I save more money and whatever needs to happen I fucking hate taxes do they still not teach that shit they don't teach shit I had an econ class once and it was one of those born classes ever had so I feel like maybe was touched upon in there you don't remember it took it was like

it was literally you know why because it was literally the only summer school class I ever took and I literally just took it before my senior year because I was trying to like lighten a load of my senior year and I was like let me just try to a hard class to take before I know so I was like doing a tough class only class I ever took in summer school so I was always

like summer tired yeah oh man they were talking about surpluses yeah I was not you ever have those classes we were like I'm cool just pulling a C out of this like just I just gotta pass I just gotta get through this according to the syllabus as long as I show up I get a C So I'll just do that

Showing up is half the game And you're literally just like Get me a yeah Just get me a passing grade Look this is not gonna be my career path I know that Like let me just get enough To like get through this

Yeah that's probably where I learned some taxes stuff And it was confusing but I'm maybe not even I don't know I'm just thinking like I was probably You passed You got a graduate I did I got through summer school Yeah yeah yeah

All right You got another one The way waves can throw you around in the ocean Dude they'll fuck you You up. I fucking love it, though. Have you ever got demolished by the way, though? Yeah, absolutely.

No, I don't go in the water anymore. Justin doesn't like the ocean. I do. I stopped going in the water 20 years ago. I'm a big ocean guy. I was a fish growing up. I was a fish. I was never not out of the water.

And then around 18, 19, I was like, what am I doing? Why am I in this? This is stupid. And I'm not got in since. Yeah. Dude. What's your worst wipe out in the water, though? Do you remember?

Is there any real bad one? You're like, or they're just kind of like, you know, I can tell you mine. One time, I'm in a wave. I'm boogie board and then it get wiped out and I just for some reason had my mouth open it tossed me so bad my whole entire chin goes into and I get a whole sand like my whole mouth fills up with sand

and it just I almost threw it, I did throw up and it was just like sand and I think that's when I stopped going in the ocean. Yeah I mean it was hard for me to even answer because I've been tossed by a lot of waves but the reason that I didn't think of any of them, like, in specific, is because, like, I actually kind of fucking love it.

I always, like, love the appreciation of that nothing in the world will ever throw your body around the way an ocean will. You know what I mean? And I kind of appreciate when it's happening. And I've always been good, like, you know, I took, like, junior lifeguards and stuff. I've done, like, some charity. So I know how to kind of, like, tuck my body and, like, avoid just being, like, spiked. So I've never, like, been injured with a wave.

I just kind of enjoy it for the ride that it is when it, like, rolls you around and shit like that. I do remember one time when I was 16, I was out there. I was going through ocean, bunch of people were like pointing and I was like, oh, they want to see me body surf right now? You want to see what I get? You want to see what I do?

Yeah. And then as I was like diving through a wave, all of a sudden, a fucking dolphin swam right over my head. That's, yeah. I think he was riding the wave that I just like was diving through. Dude, you almost got slammed by a dolphin? Or did you get slammed by it? His tail like literally came right up to my face.

Charlie. Yeah. And so that was pretty cool. I've seen a lot of dolphins out of my paddleboard over here and there, but that was the first time ever won the road. Dude, you almost got... I'll never forget the view of a dolphin literally swimming over my head. You almost got butt slapped by a dolphin.

Yeah. That's pretty. And let me tell you something else. When you're paddleboarding and there's just a pot of dolphins that are swimming all around you, they seem like friendly animals and stuff. But like when they're actually like right by you and there's a bunch of them, you're like, I really got to stay on this board right now. Because like all of a sudden, if I was just in their world, like I can stand.

minded mine on this board, but of all of a sudden I fell in and then I'm just like surrounded by them. You're done, dude. They're efficient in the water and you are not. And that is very gnarly. I don't know what. I just know that I don't want to be in their world. I'm playing their game at that point.

So I like just standing up. I agree. My last one. My last one, random, but still factual and a bit. The statue of David. Have you ever seen? Is that the one where he's like this? He's like.

No, that's like the thinking of the world and stuff. It's a statue. Statues in general that are well, like, chiseled. Does he have, like, a tiny penis? Extremely tiny penis. That's what I want to do. I was like, man, this man is about 10 feet, 12 feet tall, and he has the size of my penis, which I'm proud about.

Because that my shit, let's be real. You know what I'm talking about, babe. You know what I'm saying? Maybe I'm coming home. I'm touching statue of David. Yeah, statue of David. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what I was talking about. He's standing there, and he's just kind of like.

Well, all right. But let's first. Let's talk about the artmanship. I don't know if that's a word. But it is amazing how amazing they sculpted something like that. But then let's focus on the penile situation. You have to. My God, it is.

He could have gave him a little more slung, like a little more sling to his bang, you know? So this guy was standing there posing. David probably had to stand there and probably the freezing cold for fucking hours on end. That's what it was? Yeah, I mean, probably. I'm sure he posed for this. But he also knew what he was doing by. like posing naked, but you think like in the back of his head, he was like, all right,

but you, obviously this isn't, this isn't great A, Davey right here. Like, you're going to give me a little extra meat on the front of it. Right, you're going to do. You're going to hook me up, right? And the guy was like, I sculpt what I see. And like, and he's been standing and like just naked and like, like, freezing degrees for like hours. I will say fantastic goods. I admire and would like to.

Damn near receding, you know. It's just like, but his butt is, it looks fantastic. That's what I always, my goal for my butt to be is the statue of David's butt, because, what am I saying right now? I don't know. I started looking at different pictures of statues and all of them got tiny dicks, dude. Yeah, they were, like, no, dude. Do you think that just back in the day, like that just wasn't a big deal? Maybe that's like the 21st century thing or a 20th century thing.

Why isn't there? Is there not one statue of an African-American that was just like, you know, in full, you know, slong miss and just sitting there, like, why couldn't they do that one? I bet he would have been sitting there with a third leg just, hey, ooh. There probably is somewhere. I just, isn't it weird how, like, random works of art just became more famous? Like, why did the Mona Lisa became so famous? I mean, there's a story behind that, but I don't want to do it.

There's a bunch of, like, art. It's only famous because it got stolen for a long time. Then it came out. It was more the story on it. Nobody found it. 16th chapel I get because that shit's incredible. That's fucking... Yeah.

Like that shit's crazy. I ain't ever seen it, but I've seen pictures and videos and it's like the fact that that was painted by hand. By hand. They got like no technology really. They didn't have the like things like the crates and stuff. Have you seen any painting that I've ever done?

You haven't because I won't. And that's what's amazing is this man was so good to be... I got one on that note. What you got? Rocket chips. Rocket chips. in like the 60s beat no internet. The fact that we went to the moon,

which I don't, I am obviously a conspiracy theorist and don't believe that we went to the moon myself. But if we did, my goodness. They were at least going to space. Like there was definitely people going to space, whether or not it was at the moon or not to be debated. On the bottom of the TV, it says live.

There wasn't ever a live situation ever before then. And somehow, some way, we were able to do a live presentation from the moon, which is 25. whatever the fucking millions. I don't even know how far it is, but it just doesn't make sense. Like, oh,

we decided to do live now. You never done live for anything on earth. Is that true? They never did live before. No. And then it just randomly was a live thing from thing that everybody. All right. Well,

maybe they just put that on there. That's exactly what happened. They put live at the bottom. It probably wasn't really live. 100% it wasn't live. But yeah, like they weren't there, dude.

They weren't there. I'm just going to go ahead and say it. I'm just my interpretation of, I'm not what? I will say it is. I'm a conspiracy theorist. It is one of the funner conspiracy theories to look up and go down a rabbit hole on. I will say that, you know, because, like, yeah, there's a lot of arguments that could go up both way.

You got to go through the belt, which apparently has a, like, really hot. It's either 2,000 to 25,000 degrees Celsius, and you have to go past that, and there's no way a spaceship could do that, and then we have to fly. And then the fact that they never did it, they sent the Pearson all the way to the moon, we landed, got on the moon, and then we're able to go back up to the moon, connect back to our ship, send that ship back around the moon, and shoot back to the Earth on, one fucking try, kiss my fucking house, okay? There's no fucking chance. There's no chance. I'm sorry, that's... But that's just me as a conspiracy theory

and, you know, 9-11 was a thing two-filling's fell. Actually, three-fell. What? I don't even understand. Now you're going all across the fucking You're going for the full... Pearl Harbor just decided to happen even though... The conspiracy theory gemstone collector over here.

Thanos. I don't believe any of it. I don't believe any of it. I don't believe any of it. I don't believe any of it. Give it. Well, sounds psycho. Anyways, all this is that we talked about.

You don't sound psycho. I sound. Yes. I agree. All this was gnarly. You know what? We only had one thing that was the same, which was the name gnarly,

which. Yeah. That was right there on the table. But beyond that, very gnarly stuff that you came up with, sir. Good gnarly segment. Yeah. Should we slap it out?

Oh, for the song. We do have the slaps. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we never did slaps and snaps yet. Go ahead. Okay, out of five slaps. I don't know. I'm gonna go

yeah yeah that's really the best way I can describe it I don't see it being a thing that I can draw me but like also

I totally get right this would be like a youthful generation at any era if I was young I'd probably love this song like yeah yeah just being a song

that you'd yeah randomly like all generations have the songs that are kind of like intentionally annoying almost but like somehow

end up being catchy and because it has that part where you like kind of picks up a little bit. That at least holds it together. That's where it gets the two slaps from. So yeah, yeah, I don't know that I'm going to play it, but like, now that we've done this whole nerily segment, maybe I won't be bothered by it when I hear it again, as long as I don't

overhear it. So I don't think I want this to be the song of the summer, but it ends up being, to say we called it. It's definitely not the song of summer. Jack, what you got? It's all it gets. Yeah, it's all really games. One one and one. One one. You guys get why. Yeah. It's not that gnarly. Pretty fucking annoying song, actually. Yeah. And with that said. I was being generous with the second slap, but it's only because it's something.

It's not boring. It's a new hitter. It's not boring. Yeah, yeah, I get it. And then the video was cool. I also appreciated the video. And that's what stepped it up for you. The video editing.

The video editing. All right, I had one more. It brought it home. Because this video was dope. It brought it to life for me and made this group look exciting. So I appreciate that. Also, really made me want a sandwich. And I think I'm going to give me one of those right now.

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