Donnell - Donnell Gets Hypnotized?!

Episode Date: August 14, 2024

In this Episode, Donnell has signed up for hypnosis with the world's best hypnotist, Kevin Stone. A joke could be too soon, but it could never be too soon for a funny observation. This episode is sponsored by Manscaped (https://www.manscaped.com/). Use offer code DONNELL for 20% off and free shipping! Sponsor Donnell: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/donnell Kevin Stone: https://www.hypnotist.com/ Special thanks @juliuslikeaboss Like, Subscribe & Follow Donnell on: http://www.donnellrawlings.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.cothe YTheTHQkm/channel/UCnXf59H6e99fQpWYM5uvEQw?sub_confirmation=1 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/donnellrawlingsofficial Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/donnellrawlings Instagram: --------------------------------------- Check out Donnell's Social Media: https://www.donnellrawlings.com/social Like, Subscribe & Follow Donnell on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnXf59H6e99fQpWYM5uvEQw?sub_confirmation=1 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/donnellrawlingsofficial Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/donnellrawlings Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/donnellrawlings Website: http://www.donnellrawlings.com Hashtag: #donnellrawlings, #thedonnellrawlingsshow, #2soonwithdonnellrawlings, #toosoon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Another episode of... What the fuck am i doing here another episode of don't shoot the messenger another episode of don l's upset that the that we didn't give enough space to his fake rizzo on the phone right and that we didn't give his fake RZA enough time to talk about why the Minion soundtrack was a better use of his time and effort than this podcast. Are you finished? Do you feel like the Minion left behind?

I view this podcast as a horrible idea. That's what I do. Horrible guest, horrible ideas, and nobody's here to help me. Oh my God. Is this a magician? No. Is this a magician?

And look, and not only that, he stole the suit that I wore on my special. You knew I wore that suit. Can you sit down, sir? No. And what is it? Are you going to pull a rabbit out of your head? Do you want me to? Is it some type of drum or something?

What is this? Wow, you got a lot of questions. I have a lot of questions. No, more than that, I have a lot of answers that nobody wants to listen to my answers. No one would want to understand that I speak the truth. Thank you. All right. Okay, now that's where we're going to be on the same plane, Phil.

You really look like you're about to say Hocus Pocus or something. Wow. If you open up the Google. Actually, I want to do something. Nobody opens up Google. Can you get your phone? You're the producer. Can you put it up on the screen?

I thought we had stated art. I think it would be more fun if you received the surprise yourself. So now we're going back to what you consider to be fun, right? alex is your mentor is here today like the reason why your expert is here today is because alex has nothing to do other than to try to ruin uh ruin my day no that's not and i'm not gonna let him do that all right i want you to look up look up the world's best hypnotist. I just Googled it, and it says Bill Cosby. You know, he is a hypnotist as well. It's funny, because on our screen it says Kevin Stone.

It's Kevin Stone. This is Kevin Stone. says kevin stone it's kevin stone just put in the this is kevin this is kevin stone how does kevin stone help me on becoming one of the best podcasters in the world i love that darno because that's what i do it's donnell darn now darnell is very white you and i we've we run paths because you work the comedy circuit yeah so back in the 90s so did i so you were head not headlining because i was the headliner but you were oh excuse me funny how times have changed but go ahead no go ahead you said it that was very condescending this is the 90s all right but go ahead i will note don hell he's the only one getting paid to

be here and then you know what i will note It's Katie wasn't even born when he was fucking, I was opening for him. Okay. No, no, no, no. I don't want to do this podcast. You don't want to do it at all? No. What are you doing? He keeps pressuring me.

He's like, yo, Jew Tankland, we're going to make a lot of money. We're going to make so much money. Is it about the money? Not with me, but obviously on that other end it is. So what are you doing here to support that? I like money too. Okay. But you've got enough money.

I never get enough money. I like it too. That's very insightful. Yeah. Very insightful. I'm very insightful. Spoken like a man who just brought on fake RZA. Yeah.

That's what we call in the streets a hater. We continue. Oh, hate this motherfucker. That's what we call it for the black peopleater. We continue. Oh, hate this motherfucker. That's what we call it for the black people in the streets. That's oh, hate this motherfucker. Come in with that negative energy. He's the type of dude that will walk into an orgy, right? It'd be like this.

No condoms! Start leading what you feel that you're not getting or seeing. And, you know, I've had very brief conversations with these two, and they're very leadable. They want that. They crave that. But you're putting this whole thing on. Look, you know, do you remember?

They want to be led? Absolutely. Oh, my God. They want a taste of that success. They want to be led to the psychiatric ward. That's what they want to be led? Absolutely. Oh, my God. They want a taste of that success. They want to be led to the psychiatric ward. That's what they want to be led to. Wow. Yeah.

They will have me jumping off the bridges. I know that. But I'm working with it. I'm patient. And I think there's some potential here. That's why I'm giving you some tools today. Like it. You do what you want with it.

Team, probably it's a good idea to shut the fuck up listen to me more agree with everything that I say and create this is all an act right no I'm telling you they don't listen

they don't fucking listen they do listen you wasn't here the last episode they don't listen. They don't fucking listen. They do listen. You wasn't here the last episode. They don't listen to shit that I say. Can you put him back under? He just slipped out. They don't listen. Listen, he's laid the blueprint out.

Let me lead and listen. And guess who should have been on this couch? Those two motherfuckers. But they are. No, they need to sit here. They don't need to sit here. They need to sit here. They're listening to everything that's

going on here just as well as you are and they're making the decisions of what to do with that information. Trust me. Alright, so let's do it. Hands flat on top of your lap. Get us comfortable. Are you comfortable? Alright, all you do now is close your eyes. And as your eyes are now closed all you have to do is focus and concentrate on my

voice. All the outside sounds of normal everyday sounds, just disregard them. Anything you hear from this moment forward will only help you to focus and concentrate on relaxing your mind, your body completely, totally in every way. Not because I say so. It is your desire to experience your maximum potential right here, right now. Now I want you to visualize, I want you to imagine, I want you to think again, because again, it takes some sort of process of intelligence to do this. So I want you to think about that I'm holding above the top of your head, a very, very old bottle. Inside of that bottle is a very deep relaxation oil. Now, the bottle is your bottle. It could be an antique bottle, modern bottle, but I want you to picture these two things with what I've just said, with the oil inside. So I'm going to take the lid

off of the bottle. Out from the bottle flows this comfortable, soothing, relaxing oil dropping on the top of your head, relaxing all the muscles in your mind and body. As we now move this relaxing feeling from the top of the head all the way down to the back of your scalp, all the way down now into your neck muscles. As you now feel and become aware of your head sitting on top of your shoulders, your head becoming very heavy will eventually just drop and fall into the middle of your chest. When you're ready, just let it fall. As your head falls even deeper and deeper down to the middle of your chest, we're going to move that relaxing feeling from the neck muscles all the way down to your shoulders, shoulders into the biceps, biceps all the way down to the forearms, the forearms into the wrists, top of the hands, fingers, fingertips,

and fingernails. From the fingernails, that relaxing, powerful feeling moves all the way now into the palm of your hands as you now feel the weight of your hands on top of your laps, your hands becoming very heavy, sinking even deeper. You start to feel the fabric or the skin underneath your hands. It's all perfectly natural and normal. Your hands may be heavy. They may be light. They may be tingly.

They may be warm. They may be cool. They may be numb. They may be feeling nothing. But whatever it is that you are experiencing, I want you to move that relaxing palpable feeling from the palm of the hands back to the wrist, the forearms, the elbows, biceps, all the way back into the shoulders, down into the chest, stomach, and waist as you now become aware of your breathing. It's all perfectly natural and

normal. In a moment, I'm going to count to three. Each and every time I do count to three, you're going to take in a deep breath, hold the breath, don't release until I tell you to do so. When you do release through the mouth, push out as hard as you can. Now, taking in the breath is going to be taking in all of the positive energy into your mind-body system. On the release, it's going to release all the negatives from your mind-body system without you ever thinking about it. It's an automatic because I've already given you the suggestion. So here we go.

Focus and concentrate. Big, deep breaths. One, two, and three. Take it in and release, letting all that stress, tension, anxiety, care, worry of your day to be released from your mind and body now. Here we go again. One, two, and three. Take it in. Holding now. And we go again. One, two, and three. Take it in. Holding now and release. Excellent concentration. All of you. Perfect. Wonderful. Very, very exciting

to see that. One more time. Here we go. One, two, and three. Holding now and release. Nice job, folks. Excellent. We're going to move that feeling out from the waist already down to your thighs knees calf muscles ankles back of the feet bottom of the feet toes and toenails as we have now successfully relaxed all the muscles in your mind and bodies completely totally relaxing in every way now each and every time I suggest the following words deep sleep sleep snap my fingers touch your bodies in any way, shape, or form. Only serves for your purposes, ladies and gentlemen, for your physical bodies

to relax, collapse. Your eyes will automatically shut down. You will drop down to this powerful state deeper and deeper each and every time. In a moment, I'm going to count to three. Once I get to three, you're going to open your eyes, you're going to remain in this hypnotic state, this focused awareness state. But again, every time I suggest the words deep sleep, sleep, snap my fingers,

touch your body in any way, shape, or form, you automatically go back down into this comfortable, powerful state called hypnosis. Does everyone understand that? Nod your head yes now. Excellent. I'm going to count to three. You're going to open your eyes feeling wonderful. One, two count to three you can open your eyes feeling wonderful one two and three eyes open hi guys yeah now if you guys can zoom in on his eyes you can already see the dilation the relaxation and how his structure feels how do you feel is your body heavy light tingly what are you feeling stuck what do you mean stuck Is your body heavy, light, tingly? What are you feeling? Stuck. What do you mean stuck?

I feel like it's right here. Do you have a dry mouth? A little bit. A little bit. These are all indicators of hypnosis. And again, people say to me all the time, how do you know when someone's in hypnosis? How do you know if they're faking?

I see comedy stage hypnosis guys all the time. The guys are faking. Yeah, like I don't want to feel like, I don't want to lift my arms up right now. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. You have that heavy feeling, right? Very lethargic. Just relaxed.

Correct? I feel like a chair. Again, you're very vocal. You're very verbal. You're truth. Tell them what you feel. You're not going to hurt my feelings. I feel like I'm a chair.

Okay. What else do you feel like? Like I don't want to lift my arms up. I don't want to cross my arms to be in a defensive mode. Yeah. I feel like I'm just sitting there like a chair would sit there. Right. Exactly.

You don't want to move. Just like you're content of where you are. My arms kind of feel a little heavy. Yeah. Good. Excellent. Anything else that we need to know about? Sizzle alert.

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Anything else that we need to know about? I feel like I still don't want to work with them. We haven't given you suggestions. All right. So we have some change. Okay. Take that penny. Now, penny is made of what?

mostly copper so now you're going to use the power of your mind the reason we're using that because it's the smallest and it's the toughest out of all of the alloys that are in the change so what you're going to do is take the penny

you're going to take the penny. I think I had another one. Okay. You're going to take the penny. All right. Now, take the penny between your hands like this. Okay? Are you comfortable that way? Will you have support? Okay. So what I want you to start thinking

is bending that penny and actually breaking the penny. So how you're going to do it is you're going to focus on the penny only. Listen to the words that I'm going to tell you. And then you're going to like you're bending this way. You know what I mean? Right. And then you're going to use your strength from the power of your mind to actually break that penny or bend it. Do you believe you can do that?

No. Okay. Again, we we're gonna work on that confidence it's a penny what does that mean i try to beat the shit out of pennies hammers and everything i just don't know how i'm gonna bend this i'm giving you the power okay you're gonna show us that power and your confidence is gonna allow that penny to break because you know how difficult it is i mean you put these on railroad tracks and all they do is they flatten out right but you're gonna use your mind to actually break that penny look at me do you believe that no yes i'm gonna break the penny i don't don't patronize me either you're doing it or you're not doing it we talked about there's no trying all right i'm gonna break the motherfucking penny there you go that's the uh that's the one we want to see

okay so ready look at the pen that's a penny right this is a penny verify please tell us a penny everyone goes oh okay so here we go penny? Verify it. Please tell everyone. It's a penny. Everyone goes, oh, okay. So here we go. Look at me. You got a good firm grip. Yeah. Okay. Look at me.

I'm sorry. Look at the penny. Focus on my voice. And all you have to do is repeat after me, nice and loud, while doing the act of doing it. Ready? Bend. Bend. Bend. Come on.

Louder. Bend. Push. Bend. Bend. Bend. Bend. Bend. Bend. Bend. Bend. Come on. Louder. Bend. Push. Bend. Bend. Bend. Bend. Bend.

Bend. Bend. Bend. Use your force. Use your power. Bend. Feel it? Bend.

Bend. Bend. Bend. Bend. Bend. Bend. Bend. Use your force.

Is it bending? I broke this motherfucker. Oh, yo. All the way. All the the way look at it again focus concentrate it's crazy bend bend bend bend bend bend gotta say it bend bend i bent it broke throw it on the table i don't know what the fuck just happened. That was your mind. All right, so you guys ready? Let's take you out of hypnosis.

I'm going to empower you now with suggestions that you're going to give yourself. One suggestion. And then we're going to continue on with the rest of your day. So all you have to do now is go ahead and close your eyes. Eyes are now closed. In a moment, take all of you out of hypnosis by doing some count out from zero to five. Once I get to five, you can open your eyes feeling refreshed, relaxed in every way. All.

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with more confidence in your life, higher self-esteem in your life, no matter what area you want to utilize it in. It could be at home, work, personal relationships, family, it doesn't matter. You have more confidence, higher self-esteem from this experience. Not because I say so, because you've allowed yourself to go on that journey and have that experience. Also, as long as you've been in hypnosis today,

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for details visit your tor your Toronto area Ford store or ford.ca. Definitely, I'm going to give you that and reinforce that, the one I'm touching now. So therefore, upon awakening, all of these suggestions take full effect. Not because I say so, because you've allowed it to happen in your subconscious mind and I helped you to get to that point. As I count up zero to five, take out hypnosis, feel refreshed, relaxed in every way, big smiles on your face, zero, coming up to one, two, three, coming back to the room. That's right. The more you try not to smile,

the more you will smile. Four, eyes are gently opening, five, wide awake, completely, totally out of the hypnotic state, one, two, three, four, five, wide awake, wide awake out of hypnosis. Now we're going to reinforce that suggestion. So everyone take your right fist, clench it down like this.nosis. Now, I'm going to reinforce that suggestion. So everyone take your right fist, clench it down like this.

Count of three, we're going to lunge it into the air. Yell as loud as you possibly can. I feel great. Because you look great, you feel great, and you had an awesome journey on this experience of hypnosis. So here we go. One, two, three.

I feel great. Nice and loud. Let's go. One, two, three. I feel great. One more time. One, two, three. I feel great.

I feel hate. Come on time. One, two, three. I feel hate. Come on. Great. Thank you. Now I can move my arms. Are you crushing your bills? Defeating your monthly payments? Sounds like you're at the top of your financial game.

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I love it. It was good meeting you. It was good meeting you, too. And anybody need to be hypno hip hip hypnotized it's alex and katie good night everybody Round Hill You know we small ting got tall You know we small ting got tall You know we small ting got tall You know we small ting got tall You know we small ting You know we small ting got tall