Doug Loves Movies - Nikki Glaser Guests

Episode Date: October 23, 2011

Doug is joined by Nikki Glaser in a hotel room in NYC to chat about movies while waiting for a delivery.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid popper kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies, coming to you from a hotel room in New York City on Sunday, October 23rd, 2 Oceans 11. My guest is Nikki Glaser, who you might know from the Douglas Movies Boner Ep that we did in Philly with Preston and Steve and Graham Elwood. Or you might know her from her free podcast. How often do you do it? Yes, weekly. Weekly free podcast called You often do you do it? Yes, weekly. Weekly free podcast

called You Had to Be There. Co-hosted by Sarah Schaefer. Yes. Who I don't think I've ever even met. Super funny. Great girl. Super funny Sarah Schaefer.

Yes. S-F-S-S. S-F-what? Super funny Sarah Schaefer. Oh, yeah, okay. We'll try it. Yeah. Don't,

you don't have, don't, please don't. I just, I'm obsessed with saying the initials. Acronyms. Sure. Yeah.

Call it the fancier word if you want. You go A, I go I. Are you going to be, oh, and you're going to be. Yes. It's not a question. You already know you're going to be on The Benson Interruption number nine. Yeah.

Number nine, number nine. That's taping in just an hour from now or so. Yeah, soon. Hour and 20 at the Gramercy Theater. and 20 at the Gramercy Theater. And it'll be available soon in the comedy album section of iTunes or at DouglasMovies.com. I can't believe that the Weezer Cruise wasn't an instant sellout when I announced we're going to be taping a Douglas Movies on the boat. So I don't know what you're waiting for.

Go to WeezerCruise.com to sign up. Doesn't that sound like fun? Yes. To you? Oh, I've heard about it. You've heard about it. Being on a cruise. Yeah.

It's a blast. You're on a cruise and there's bands. Dinosaur Jr. Nice. Gene Ween. I don't know why it's not all Ween,

but Gene Ween is good. I heard he... Is that a part of Ween? Dean and Gene Ween are Ween. Oh, I didn't know that. It's two guys. Oh, a part of Ween? Dean and Gene Ween are Ween. Oh, I didn't know that. It's two guys. Oh, so half of Ween?

It's brothers. Yeah, I don't know which... I mean, I don't know enough about them. I know I like them, but I don't know which half is which,

but people have written to me on Twitter saying Gene Ween would be good at the Leonard Maltin game, so... Nice. Hopefully we can get him.

I'd like to get him and Jay Maskis and all the guys from weezer you know the more the merrier i say do it and then i'm gonna probably bring along some uh some comedian friend of mine uh that i can coerce into doing it so it should be nice should be fun i'll go okay nikki glazer's in you guys i'm in. I should turn it into a contest or something. You should. If you can prove to me,

take a picture of your receipt that you bought a ticket, that you're going on the boat, and then tell me which comedian friend of mine you would like to see on the Douglas movies on the cruise. Vote Nikki. Whoever gets the most votes. I'd be doing the idol thing right now. Anthony Jeselnik wants to do it, but he's so insulting to everyone else on the panel

every time he's on, and I think it's hilarious, but I also worry that that's really not a nice thing to do when you're on somebody else's boat. Right. Don't insult the captain. Speaking of fun things, this is one that's much less expensive. If you're in the L.A. area on Wednesday night, come to the Hammer Museum. That's the name of the museum, but it's not. Old Hammer?

It's not all tools. It's not tool time down at the Hammer Museum. Will Ser Boulevard is at the Hammer Museum. Will Ser Boulevard is where the Hammer Museum is over in Westwood. There's an event there that they do once a month called Open Projector. It's normally hosted by the Sklar Brothers, but essentially it's an evening of the people in the audience bring short films, and then the Sklars would host, but I'm going to do it this Wednesday,

and we show two minutes of the short that someone has brought. Yeah. And then the whole audience gets to vote whether or not they want to see the rest of it. Oh, that's great. And it could be ten minutes long at most. And you'll get at least two minutes of your thing played no matter what it is. Which, that to me sounds like somebody might bring something horrible. Like I wouldn't even want to see the first two minutes of Two Girls, One Cup or whatever.

Right. I mean, you can't really claim that that's a movie you made. I mean, one guy made it, but I doubt that he lives in L.A. He's not showing his face anytime soon. Yeah, so it has to be ten minutes at most, and it can be shot on Super 8, Regular 8, VHS, or not shot on, but you know what I mean. The format you bring it in could be Super 8, Regular 8, VHS, DVD,

Mini DV, and Mini DHV. Which, by the way, get your shots if you've got Mini DHV. Or to prevent it. Submissions start at 7 o'clock, and then the show starts either 7.30 or 8 It's free admission, free popcorn Cash bar So I think that's going to be cool I wish I could go, that sounds really fun

You're going to be stuck here in New York Having New York fun There's so many things to do here It's ridiculous But I'll be back when it's warmer I got in one nice good'll be back when it's warmer. I got in one nice, good weekend. You did.

It's beautiful. Right at the tail end, because I imagine it's going to be really cold really soon. Oh, God. I mean, hopefully I'll have more Indian summer, and it'll stay nice for a few more weeks. Climate change. There was a girl who brought goldfish as her name tag to the show in Chicago last weekend at Zany's. And I said something about it on one episode of the podcast and didn't remember the names of the fish. Her name is Emdoux, E-M-D-O-U-X, on Twitter. And the names of the fish were State of Denver,

because, as you know, I think Denver's a state. Oh, that's T.J. Miller's thing for being high. Yeah, he loves it. I'm in the State of Denver. Yeah, and then Elliot was the name of the other fish, and that was the name of the baby that was brought up on stage at the Douglas movies in Bumbershoot in Seattle. Nice. Yeah.

So thank God that's cleared up. Okay, good. And those fish have new names now because they were just handed to a complete stranger after the show. There was some lady standing there who was like, I'll take them. So she probably doesn't know

that their names should be State of Denver and Elliot. You, dear listener, this is the part where I talk to the listeners as opposed to the rest of this where we're just talking amongst ourselves. You can play the Leonard Mullen game against Graham Elwood at the Comedy Mix in Vancouver on Thursday, October 27th. The Neptune Theater in Seattle, October 28th. The Punchline in Sacramento, October 30th. And sorry, but the Punchline in Sacramento October 30th and sorry but the Punchline in San Francisco on October 29th is sold out

but you know how much I love San Francisco and that I will be back pretty soon like December 28th, 29th or something like that I'll get you the exact details of that later What have you seen at the motion pictures or just on your computer or TV lately, Nikki Glazer?

I saw The Lion King in 3D. Why did you do that? Because I loved that movie as a kid and I wanted to relive it. Does it hold up? Yeah, it totally does. And it was awesome. The 3D I didn't need. It's unnecessary, right?

Totally unnecessary. Just looks like a canyon's farther away. Exactly. Like the hyenas never jump out at you. Like the Whoopi Goldberg hyena doesn't get in your face. There's one scene where they creep up. Yeah, but I think that would have been scary anyway. I think it is.

Yeah, I think it's needed. I think they're totally creepy hyenas. And then I saw Bucky Larson right after that. Now that you definitely don't want to see in 3D. No. Because you don't want gallons of cum coming your way. Oh, did you see that? I have not seen it, but I heard that that's the running gag.

That he's fully loaded. He comes really fast. But a lot of it. And a lot. Everywhere. So that is what it is about. I kind of forgot that part of it. Oh, that's a compliment, I think.

Yeah, I had fun. It was good. Scott Aukerman saw it with Matthew Sweet and they had a nice time. It's not a bad time at the movies. All right. I'll have to check it out on DVD. Because you don't...

I just went in... But this is the thing. I've walked out of a lot of comedies that people rave about recently. But that one I sat through, and I was able to have a good time. I went in expecting nothing. You know, the hype can really... I try to only hype up things that I'm pretty confident people will go,

thank you for hyping that up. Yes. That's, that's pretty rare because it's, everybody's just, like, everybody loves Drive,

everybody I talk to. Yeah, I am, I wasn't that into it. It's too, I can't see Stabbings. I can't watch. How do you know

there's Stabbings in Drive? What about the title Drive and the story would make you think there's stabbings in Drive what about the title Drive and the story would make you think there's a lot of stabbing well everyone's saying it's really violent and then I got into detail

I just said tell me what violence do we have gun violence are there stabbings that I heard oh there's a lot of stabbing so I'm trying to remember

what kind of I know that there's a really bad someone getting their head blown off okay which you know it's it's pretty shocking when it happens.

Yeah. Here's the thing. My favorite part of Drive is the violence. Yeah. So I really can't recommend it to you. No, I would not. I don't need to see it. You would be bored or disgusted at every moment.

Well, I'd have to close my eyes the entire time. Yeah, because that's one thing. Or you'd have to see it with somebody who liked it and is seeing it again. Because the most violent thing comes out of nowhere. That is what I hate. I hate that. You like a nice long build up to the... I do. I like to really

know when it's coming. Well, I just want to be able to close my eyes. Yeah. Because I can't. Yeah. That's what they should do. They should flash on the screen. Yeah. Like just a picture of someone with their hands over their eyes but then it would let everyone else know

and they don't want to know no yeah because you like surprise I'm telling you it really it woke me up one of the violent things wow

and then another violent thing is really it's really gnarly but I don't know I won't be seeing that okay I'm not

I'm not going to try to talk you into it. But listeners who love it, God bless you. Everyone loves it. And I'm not religious so that sentence really doesn't mean anything. But you know what I mean. Bless you in general if you like it because people love it.

Yeah, they do. People love the jacket that Ryan Gosling wears. I don't know what the excitement is about that. Yeah, is it like a standout jacket? It's like a satiny, kind of light-colored, which is weird for a getaway driver. To be in a flashy, light-colored jacket doesn't make sense to me.

Light-colored what color? It's like silver-ish, kind of. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's got like a... It's, you know, it's all right, I guess. Yeah. I'm not...

I don't know that much about fashion. But I saw on the plane, now when they give you a little individual player, if you're lucky enough to be a player and you're sitting in the, not coach, but business or first. Oh, nice. I screwed up and I missed my flight, so I had to spend a lot of miles on getting a seat in first class. So I did that, and they gave me the individual player,

but now that they've got that individual thing, they've got R-rated movies uncut. Oh, nice. So I finally got to see Scream 4. Oh, wow. Or Scree 4-mm. Scree 4-mm. As it's written on the poster.

And didn't really like it very much. No? No. Have you liked the past Screams? The first one's a classic. Yes. But I think they just sort of lucked into how great that one is. And then every sequel's just been so labored.

All they do is, it's just so meta. It's just so like... How do you feel they lucked into the first one? What do you mean by that? Because Wes Craven's made a bunch of horrible movies. He's not like an absolute expert on how to make scary movies. He doesn't even like scary movies. I read somewhere that he also... That's weird. When he made the first scary movie he made, it was just sort of like, you know, just to make a movie.

I don't think he ever, and just from what I, I just hear that he's just kind of not really a director. I mean, he's a director, he's in charge, but he sounds like he's a really sweet, mellow guy who just sort of lets things happen. Yeah. And the screenplay is by Kevin Williamson, so that's cool.

It's the same guy that's been writing all of them. But maybe it needs some fresh blood, literally. Maybe it needs somebody to write one that's like... I don't know. The whole movie is just... They're just... They're talking about this. They call them the stab movies in the movie.

Right. Because you haven't seen that either, right? Because it's really violent. No, Scream? Yeah. Definitely. Yeah, I've seen that. But I mean, Scream 4 you didn't see.

No. But I've seen 1 through 3. All of them, that's the one thing about all of them is if you don't like stabbing. Yeah, I know. There's quite a bit of that in there. I know, but it's never really comes out of nowhere. And that's the part that I don't like.bing. Yeah, I know. There's quite a bit of that in there. But it never really comes out of nowhere, and that's the part that I don't like. There's always a slow, long build-up to it.

Yeah, definitely. So I can kind of cover my eyes and still enjoy myself. But Scream 4's got a perfectly pleasant cast. What's-her-name, Courtney Cox, is in there doing her Janice Dickinson impression. Crazy lips. But it's just so, after a while, you just don't care anymore. Like, the motivations of the character.

Like, every single, even the first Scream, I was like, really? They did all those murders for that reason? Right. Like, there's never a good motive. The motive is always like, I was lonely, or I'm sad, or people are mean to me. You know? Yeah. Like, either just be crazy or have a good motive.

Mm-hmm. But they're only doing it for the sake of the fact that we're watching a movie about somebody that has to murder a lot of people. And then also, like, more so than any of the others, Scream 4, there's too many characters that just don't give a shit that all these murders are happening. Like, they're very blasé about it. And then, you know, some of them turn out to be the ones doing it. Right.

So that's why they were blasé. But other characters were blasé and should not have been. You know? Yeah. Like, the murders are happening again. They have a film festival of all the stab movies because they do it every year. Like, why skip this year just because all of our friends are being killed? That's so stupid.

Yeah, I mean, you know, that's the premise of the movie, though, so I guess you gotta let that go. It takes place around a film festival. No, it's just, I mean, it's the premise that every movie has to have somebody decides to put the mask on and start killing again.

Right, right. So, you know, what are you going to do? I don't like it. But also I was watching it on a little thing on a plane. But I was just happy to be watching an R-rated movie on a plane and they weren't cutting anything. Like I kept looking over at the guy next to me whenever something really violent was happening,

going, what if he just glances over and sees somebody getting stabbed in the neck? See, that would be my L. That seems really... If I just was to be sitting next to you. See, that would be my L. That seems really... If I just was to be sitting next to you. Yeah. It would horrify me. And that's the other thing,

is I think that they don't... They still don't put movies on there that have a ton of nudity. Right. Like, that's another problem with this country. It's like... Keep the nudity... You don't want a kid accidentally seeing nudity

on the person's private screen next to them. But if that kid sees scenes from Scream 4, no big deal. No big deal. No big deal at all. Seeing someone murdered. And I saw Ides of March. Oh. And I gotta tell you, I've heard mixed things about it.

It's not like it's getting all raves, but it's the... It's a handful of my absolute favorite actors all in one movie together. George Clooney, Ryan Gosling, Marissa Tomei, Paul Giamatti. Yeah. Philip Seymour Hoffman. God.

They're all, Evan Rachel Wood. They're, they're. Wow. They are my favorite actors in the world. All together. All of them together. A super group. And it's boring.

And it's boring. They're all acting great. Yeah. They're all doing a great job of acting it. But I just thought it was, I just and it's boring and it's boring they're all acting great they're all doing a great job of acting it but I just thought it was I just thought it was boring

Time Magazine face and nothing yeah nothing nothing that interesting happens it's nice to see Ryan Gosling talking again because he doesn't talk much

in Drive yeah but he doesn't talk much he's just he's just like you know one of those

I'm so tough and cool that I don't speak very much right so that you know for me i didn't really appreciate that i like him to talk but in this movie he talks quite a bit but let me tell you nicky that like it's supposed to be about political intrigue and paul giamatti plays the guy that's in charge of the other guy's campaign, the guy that George Clooney is running against for president. And Paul Giamatti calls up Ryan, this is a big turning point in the story, is he calls up Ryan Gosling, who's the number two behind Seymour Hoffman, Philip

Seymour Hoffman, working for George Clooney's character. He calls him up and goes, I really need to talk to you. And Ryan Gosling's like, that's inappropriate. You work for another campaign. Why, what do you need to talk to me about? He's like, I really need to talk to you. And Ryan Gosling's like, that's inappropriate. You work for another campaign. What do you need to talk to me about? He's like, I really need to talk to you. Just meet with me. I really want to talk to you. And he's like, I don't know.

That doesn't sound right. What is it you want to talk about? It's that sort of thing where eventually he gets Ryan Gosling to come to this bar. Then he says, leave the guy you're working for and work for me and my guy. And Ryan Gosling to come to this bar. Okay. Then he says, leave the guy you're working for and work for me and my guy. Uh-huh. And Ryan Gosling's like, what?

Yeah. No. Of course not. And then he tells Philip Seymour Hoffman, hey, this guy called me, I talked to him, not going to work for them, he tried to get me.

And, but, but then everything starts to go to hell from there. Mm-hmm. And it's just like, what did he do wrong? And why would Paul Giamatti, why would the campaign manager of the other campaign be calling you up and trying to drag,

you know, and it's so... Is he crazy? Does his character, like, make bad decisions? I don't want to give away too much, but I'm just saying that things spin out of control from there and the whole time you're like... Because they would.

You're like, what did you, what did Ryan Gosling really do wrong here? You know? Yeah, nothing, because he... Yeah, and then people start trying to get revenge on each other because that happened. Because one guy went and talked to another guy, turned him down. Yeah, that doesn't seem like...

It's just weird. Let me know if you disagree. I mean, I don't need to tell people to let me know right they will they will they will i heard i heard a lot on twitter about how wrong i am about drive but before we play before we play a build a title i just want to quickly say that i just want to do a quick episode of doug loves broadway okay because as you know we talked about this we already talked this a little bit about this. I saw Godspell. It's in previews, so if I didn't like it, I wouldn't have said my opinion about it. I wouldn't have come out and said, oh, this sucks, because it's in previews.

And that's not fair when it's not open yet. But since I loved it, I'm going to say that I'm not religious at all. I think I've already mentioned that once. And I still loved it. I still, I went into it. People were telling me, yeah, check out Godspell. Like, they're recommending it. And I was like, eh.

You know, because I've seen Jesus Christ Superstar live and was bored out of my mind. Right. Like, a couple of good songs, that's it. And when I saw it, Sebastian Bach was in it, so that was pretty sweet. What about like Joseph and the Amazing? I've never seen that.

Okay. But from what I've heard of the music, it's got a couple of pleasant songs. Yeah, yeah. And that's what I thought Godspell was. But that's because I was relying on, you know, maybe having seen the movie a long time ago

and just sort of hearing that song day by day sung by religious types. Right. You know, like Kumbaya or whatever. But I really, really loved it. If I have to see a crucifixion or care about a crucifixion, I would rather it be a singing-dancing version

rather than Mel Gibson's version. You've never seen Passion of the Christ. No, I can't. No way. Nails in your hands? Yeah, yeah. No, no. There's no nails in the crucifixion scene in Godspell and also, spoiler alert. There's no nails? Yeah, but the spoiler is the

saying that there's a crucifixion in the musical about Jesus. But it's modern dress and they use lots of modern references, and it's just, but the staging, the direction is really inventive, and I just, I enjoyed it so much that I went back and saw it again the next day

instead of taking a chance on something else. Wow. Yeah, so. That's the mark of a. I'll probably be talking about that to the point of irritating everybody. Because I want it to be a big hit. I met some of the people in the cast.

They were super nice. So check it out! Now let's play Build a Title. Let's do it. And just to stay on theme, let's do it with the original movie version of Godspell. Okay. So you have to go first, and you have to

come up with a movie that ends in the word God, or begins with the word spell. Or part of the sound of the word spell. Spelling Bee. Is there a Spelling Bee movie? There should be, but I don't think there is.

Oh, there's a documentary about Spelling Bees. Yes, that's what I mean. Spellbound. Nicely done. I don't think there is. What is it called? There's a documentary about spelling bees. Yes, that's what I mean. Spellbound. Spellbound. Yeah. Nicely done. I didn't even pre-guess that one. Oh. Yeah, I thought you might have to go God Spell Mariachi.

I don't know what that is. El Mariachi. El Mariachi. Okay, I like just using the less sound. But God Spellbound, that's an interesting one. Yeah. Because I don't, I can't, there was a movie called Bound, but that doesn't count. I can't add that. With Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly and Joe Pantigliano.

Did you ever see that? No, I've seen that. The one Chastity Brothers directed it? I've seen it. You don't like lesbians? No. I don't know if they tie each other up that much in it, but it's really good.

Just because they're bound to each other kind of thing. But it's kind of a noir kind of double-crossy kind of movie with some violence for sure, but I don't think there's any stabbings. Don't quote me on that. But I don't think...

Spell bound. Boundary, bounding, bound... Boundaries, yeah. Boundling. That movie, The Boundlings. About the dog that was tied up. Yeah, I don't know. I might be a stopper on that end.

But I can go the other direction. Because I can go... Bound for greatness. That's got to be a... Oh! You shouldn't try to help help me it's my turn oh I'm sorry I'm so sorry Doug

don't apologize I felt like when I listened to you and Graham do it it was like a team effort well we do kind of get that way sometimes when you get real stumped

when you're stumped because we're not playing we're not playing for anything exactly but we are God's spell bound for glory is that a moviell bound for glory.

Is that a movie? Bound for Glory, yeah. Oh. It's a real movie. 70s, I think. Good. And I can't do just Glory. No, see, that's tough.

But Gloria. Gloria. Is that a movie? It is. Yeah, I thought so. That's ridiculous Gloria was it was Jenna Rollins the first time I believe directed by her husband

John Cassavetes I think I know he directed a lot of that stuff with her and then then the remake was with Sharon Stone oh

yeah which I don't know why they have to call it Gloria. Like, why not just give it another name, then in the title say, based on the movie Gloria. Like, I hate these remakes where they call it the same thing, like they think, oh, people will just run out to see the same thing again, that they didn't even see the first time in that case. So just name it what you want.

Rename it. You have another try. Or like everybody saw. So just name it what you want. Rename it. You have another try. Or like everybody saw in the case of Footloose. Why can't they do a movie based on Footloose and give it a more modern name and not have it be about parents refusing to let kids dance? Yeah. It just doesn't hold up now. Yeah.

It's weird. Yeah. That's a good point. That's exactly what they should have done. Okay. weird yeah that's a good point that's exactly what they should have done uh okay so um you know paul ws anderson and mila jojovich is that how you pronounce her name they've got the they've got the movie out this weekend three musketeers oh right four musketeers yes it's all four they didn't even do three first they just went straight to four yeah right. And I was trying to think earlier today

of a way to say that I wanted to make an insult on them, and now I've come up with it, and it goes like this. Okay. Paul W.S. Anderson and Mila Jojovic are the John Cassavetes and Jenna Rolands of movies I don't want to see. All right.

That was a sidebar. Okay. Bound for Gloria. Yeah. That's a hard noise to start something off with. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Young. Young something. Young. Young Dracula. Was that the movie with Lipnicki? Was that called? No, it was Little Dracula. Young Dracula. Was that the movie with Lipnicki? No, it was Little Dracula. There's tons of movies that start with young. Young at heart.

Let's go with young at heart. That's good. Even though I don't have time to look it up, but I'm pretty sure that's the movie. God's spell bound for glory. Glory young at heart. Young at heart. Glory young at heart heart I've already got a heart

but you can also end in God don't forget about that this is an exciting one we're going into overtime oh god yeah that was my pre-guess and then I pre-guess okay um and then i pre-guess like you know a couple to make sure that it can that it's possible to expand out so the other one i put i came up with was there was a movie called the oh in ohio so now we've got O in Ohio, God

spellbound for glory young at heart. So now you need to start with heart or you're back in the same boat. You have to end in O. Oh, you know what? Oh, the weed's here. Weed's here. We just got here.

That was fast. We're taping a podcast. Hey, we're taping. You're in the middle of it? Sorry, guys. We're almost done. Just hang out for a second. Okay, to recap, we're at O in Ohio, God's spell bound for glory, young at heart.

But I just figured out a way you can use the O. Like Domino? Yeah, would be... Is Domino a movie? That is a movie. Yes! That was with Keira Knightley and directed by... Oh, yeah!

Tony Scott, I think. Yeah. Yeah! Not one of his better efforts, but I like a lot of his stuff. Domino in Ohio, God spellbound for glory, young at heart. I'm sorry there's no other chairs in here. You can sit on the bed if you want. All right.

Yeah, so it's me, and I'm going to go with... Heart of Dixie? Oh, that's Hearts of Dixie, I think was what that was called with, I believe it was... Hearts. Ally Sheedy. Still works, yeah. I think was what that was called I believe it was Ally Sheedy I think Ally Sheedy was in that Hearts of Dixie Dixie

C if I'm wrong about that one we'll have Matt Belknap do a correction C in post so there's E. You got the E sound at the end of Dixie. E. Or domino.

Was there a movie called E Pluribus Unum? Or dom, something dom. Freedom. Ooh, Freedom Writers doesn't work, but... No, it doesn't. But there's got to be something that ends in freedom. For the love of freedom. Even if it doesn't sound like it, just, it doesn't. But there's got to be something that ends in freedom. For the love of freedom. Even if it doesn't sound like it, just Dom and Dom.

Yeah, that's just how you... It's spelled right. Dom and O. Yeah, I guess it should be Dom. So that's going to be hard. Free Dom. That's how I say it. Free Dom.

That's how I say it. That's how it's pronounced where I come from. Come from. I'm going to go with C. So C. Is there E-Trade the movie? C. Oh, Dick C.

I like that. Dick C. C. I got one already. C. See you next Tuesday. No. No. See you. See me. See us. see you next tuesday no no you see me see us see spot run is there like some movie i bet you

i bet you they made a movie i bet there's like a kid's movie yeah see no but we gotta see you in st louis i don't know i know it's me in st louis that's well it's the updated version yeah see you in st louis all right i got one so i'll just throw mine in there hearts of dick sea of love c-o-s-e-a yeah oh you were going s-e-e, of course. Yeah. All right. So we got Domino in Ohio, God's spell bound for glory, young at hearts of Dixie of love. That's pretty good. Yeah. And you could throw a comma actually on the end just for fun. Actually.

And then we're back to that E sound again. Yeah. Anyway, we got to go. We got to go do a show, but... Yeah. That was a good one. Domino in Ohio, God. That was a good one.

Spell bound for glory young at hearts of Dixie. Sea of love. Dixie of love. Actually. That was a really good one. Yeah, so no time for my other Broadway pick, which was West Side Story. Oh, love. You got any plugs, Nikki Glaser?

Yeah, when is this going up? Soon-ish. Okay, I'm going to be in Bloomington, Indiana. Love it. Weekend before Halloween. Comedy Attic. Comedy Attic. And then the next weekend I'm going to be at Mason City Limits in the smallest town I've ever been to in Illinois.

Mason City, Illinois. And the bar or club's called Mason City Limits? Yes, Mason City Limits in the smallest town I've ever been to in Illinois. Mason City, Illinois. And the bar or club's called Mason City Limits? Yes, Mason City Limits. Okay. Yeah. I just thought of a good slogan for Comedy Attic. Ooh, what is it? Comedy Attic for Comedy Attics.

Oh my God, Jared's going to love it. Jared's going to shit himself. The next Doug Benson interruption, I don't know why I called it that. It's just called the Benson interruption the podcast version is going to be in LA at Meltdown Comics also known as Nerd Melt on Thursday November 10th

and Graham Elwood and I will be at the Orpheum Theater in Flagstaff Arizona November 12th at Stand Up Live in Phoenix on Sunday October 13th and thank you Nikki Glaser thank you Doug Benson October 13th. And as all, thank you, Nikki Glaser. Thank you,

Doug Benson. And my podcast. Oh, yes. You had to be there. But you don't have to be there. You just have to listen. You just have to listen.

You'll feel like you're there. And as always, the Ides of March is a shit head. It's the best thing I could come up with. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of Gold is viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you. Cause Doug loves movies.