Doug Loves Movies - Patton Oswalt, Rob Huebel, and Joe Rogan Guest

Episode Date: May 1, 2009

Doug looks ahead to the summer movie season with guests Patton Oswalt ('Ratatouille'), Rob Huebel ('I Love You, Man'), and Joe Rogan ('NewsRadio').See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming, maybe sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey everybody Oh hey, welcome to I Love Movies, Doug Loves Movies, call it whatever you want. Just don't call it Late for Supper.

That doesn't make any sense at all. We're at the Upright... Sometimes I call it UCB, sometimes I call it Upright Citizens Brigade. And I just tried to call it the Upright Citizens Brigade.

But we're at this UCB theater in Los Angeles, and this is the first episode of I Love Movies that is expanding to 45 minutes. So we're starting a little earlier, so we have a little bit more of a... I'd say a more, you know, you guys made more of an effort than in the past. Usually people cruise in at 8 o'clock for this,

and the podcast listeners are like, why do we care about any of the things that you're saying right now? And I agree. So let's move on. But yeah, Comedy Death Ray happens at 8.30 after we're done, so everybody that came to endure this 45 minutes of podcasting gets awesome seats for Comedy Death Ray, which is always a lot of

fun every Tuesday. Scott Ackerman, BJ Porter run that, and I always am grateful to them for letting me do this before they come out. Let's bring out my guests. I triple booked tonight because it's 45 minutes. I want to have plenty of people with plenty of things to say

to fill the time. Three really great guys have agreed to come down here and do this. This first gentleman, I like to play the seven degrees of separation or six degrees of separation with Kevin Bacon game with all of my guests. Let me

just say that this first guy, he made it in two degrees of separation. Patton Oswalt was in Blade 3 with Wesley Snipes and Wesley Snipes was in Run Brothers with Kevin Bacon, so that's two. You can see Run Brothers.

Please welcome Patton Oswalt, everybody. Patton is here. Pat Tatooie, as I like to call him. Just had a baby. Congratulations. Thank you. I'm going to drag your personal stuff into it. Or as People.com calls it, Dadatooie.

Because they... Is your baby's middle name really the movie version of Ghost Rider Sucked? Yes, it's... That's an awesome name. Alice, the Ghost Rider movie sucked. OJ is innocent Oswalt. I want to give her every advantage I can.

This next gentleman, I should say the name at the end. I should say the name at the end. I screwed up with yours, Patton. This next guy was in I Love You Man with Paul Rudd, and Paul Rudd, of course, co-starred in Shrimp Boat Disaster With Kevin Bacon So that's two degrees for him as well

Please welcome Rob Hubel everybody Rob Hubel is here This next gentleman co-starred I don't say anything You can say hi, I guess. Nope. Normally I just whip everybody out and then start talking to them, but I made a faux pas

by talking to Patton about his baby. Did you have a baby, Rob? No. And if so, what is it named? If I did, I would name it Patton. Nice. Lucky girl. There's no reason to suck up to other guests

He's the only one that can help you I can't believe you guys are already forming an alliance Against Joe Rogan ladies and gentlemen Let's hear it for Joe Rogan Now I don't like to cheat Joe And do six degrees with TV shows And I couldn't think offhand Joe And do you know Six degrees with TV shows And I couldn't think off hand

Of any movies you've been in But you must have been in a movie At some point right I was in two terrible Go ahead pick up your microphone Just talk right into it Two terrible movies That no one's ever seen

Hopefully What are they Or do you not want to even One of them was called Venus in Vegas And it was with one of the dudes From Scrubs And that's why I agreed to do it and

it was fucking unbelievably bad. I think it just came out recently. On like DVD? Supposedly on video or something and I was in another one and I can't remember what it was. Oh, Frank McCluskey CI. It was another horrible, horrible movie that was embarrassingly edited and I got cut out of it, thank God.

Who played Frank McCluskey? I forget. Dave something or another. He's a nice guy. I'm not very professional with my acting. I don't give a fuck about acting. Who's our lead actor? Dave something. He was a real nice guy.

He was very funny and he got... It was a very fascinating thing to watch all these studio heads give him. He was a really funny guy, and they were giving him line readings, telling him how to do it. No, walk in like this, and this guy's got this giant Rolex on, suspenders, and really gaudy cufflinks. Just super rich motherfucker that just made all this Adam Sandler-type money, and he was just running the show. And this kid was a young kid who wasn't really famous. He'd been in one scary movie. He was like the sheriff in a young kid who wasn't really, he wasn't famous. He'd been in one, he'd been in Scary Movie.

He was like the sheriff in Scary Movie. He was really funny. Dave Navarro? That is an awesome guess. Sorry. It's a good thing you're good at guessing, Rob, because later on in the show, of course, just because we're 45 minutes doesn't mean, that means there's more room for the Leonard Maltin game

At the end of the show What is that? I'll have to teach Joe And Patton can help me Rob and Joe both need to learn how the Leonard Maltin game works It's a great way for nerds who don't get laid To pass the time at parties Which we did for hours back in the day

That's right At least Sarah Silverman was there, so we felt like we weren't complaining. I like that we're all wearing jackets. Like, we have to go somewhere right away. We got our show coats on. People listening to the podcast will love that. So what have you guys seen lately?

Any movies out there you've seen recently that you would recommend that you enjoy? Don't say the one you're in, Rob. What are you about to say? No, not that uh i saw a movie called obsessed last night have you guys seen it yeah do you guys want to talk about that rob emailed me or texted me yesterday and said do i need to see some current movies before we do this show and i was like no only if you only if you want to put yourself through that. I did. I went to see Obsessed, and it changed my life. It really did. I want to stalk and kill somebody.

I'm pretty safe. I think you maybe got the opposite lesson from that film, but that's okay. I don't know what you're talking about. The message is clear. If you love someone, you stalk them down and kill them. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's what it's about. No, that's fine. Have you fucking seen it? I should shut you them. Oh, okay. Yeah. I didn't know that. That's what it's about.

No, that's fine. Have you fucking seen it? I should shut you right. Yeah, exactly. I'm just talking out of my ass. Joe might have been in it. There's a chance Joe's in it. Yeah.

Because he doesn't pay attention to that shit. That is true. It's very possible I showed up high and didn't know what I was doing. Some guy Idris something in the lead. I don't know. What's great is that Idris Elba, am I wrong about this? He never did anything wrong, ever.

And I don't want to spoil, or we don't spoil. In life or in the movie? Because he's an amazing actor. He's really good. He's great. Does he have an English accent or American accent in this?

It's an American accent. Was he ever going to be allowed to do a film with his actual accent? I didn't even know he was British. Are you lying? He's not only British, he was a club DJ. And if you listen to the commentary...

So he's gay and British. No. He's like this club DJ in London. He was a very popular one. And I don't know how he got into acting, but he's a movie star, for God's sakes. Wow. Has anybody ever answered why in movies where people are speaking foreign languages

the actors always use a British accent? What the fuck is that? Because that's what foreign languages sound like. Roman, Egyptian, it doesn't matter. I don't know what you're planning on doing. That's what made Valkyrie work for me. Because it was just so entertaining that the Nazis

all speak in British or American accents. It's like we're willing to accept that they're saying it in English for us because we know they didn't speak English.

So in order for us to accept that, they have to sound like they're not from here. Blimey, I'm going to kill Hitler. Ow, Hitler. Yeah.

I saw Star Trek last night. I've had it up to be wrong with Hitler. What? That was deep lust right there. It's amazing how nerdy this audience is. Yeah, I know. They're like, oh, fuck you, you son. Douchebag.

We don't care what you have to say. Zip it. I love how he just went That was the sound of all of them getting boners. Yeah, exactly. That's right. I saw Star Trek. Avert your gaze. Is it true that Ricardo Montalban's

corpse has a cameo? They could not have thrown in more. What was great is they I won't give any specifics, but not only do they throw in all the stuff for the dedicated fans, like little nods to, okay, this element, this element, this element, but they also throw in nods to cultural, to the ways that Star Trek has affected our culture.

So there are, in other words, lines and elements that were in, like, parodies of Star Trek are also in there. And I won't without... Whoa, that sounds fucking deep. It's like they could not have crammed in more... So we were surrounded, me and my friend Josh, where not only is the film really exciting and just nonstop action,

but you're constantly surrounded by hearing this sound. Ah, yeah. Ah, aha. Oh. Ah. Oh! So you're saying I can just stay home and watch Lost, then,

if I want? Yeah, exactly. The Twitter server is going to blow up the weekend that Star Trek comes out from all the people. That's just reference to... Let me ask you this. At any point in that movie, does Beyonce go, Bitch, get out of my house!

Hang on. No. No. Okay. So I win. Okay. Yeah, he did see a better movie last night than you, Pat. When she says, bitch, get out of my house, is it wildly off key and like really out of tune?

It's pretty out of tune. Really out of tune. That thing was faked. That thing was faked. You think that was fake? Or she got fucked because they played a regular track and she just faked it and stood there and squealed like she was really singing. She's just lip syncing. But either way, I think she can really sing.

I don't think she's pulled a wool over everybody's eyes. She's no Millie or Vanille. She's definitely not one of them. She's both of them. Because one of them died. Isn't it amazing that they actually tried to do that The million vanilla actually worked It is amazing

That's incredible Yeah there must have been a moment Especially at the Grammys When they realized Oh fuck this wasn't supposed to go this far This was It had to be I was just going to pay off my cable bill

And now I didn't think it would go this There's no way they had a contingency plan. Okay, what if we win the Grammy? Shut the fuck up. We're not winning the Grammy. We're just going to pull this off. Yeah, Milly Fanili had a real attitude

on top of the lip-syncing. What if you win the Grammy? Shut the fuck up. We're Milly Fanili. I'll just pay off my credit cards and get my laundry sod and I'll be done. I'll be out. I forgot to do my opening joke at the opening, so I'll

wedge it in now. Ghosts of Girlfriend's Pants, or whatever it's called, with Matthew McConaughey. No, I was saying that to the latecomers. They're counter-programming Wolverine this Friday with that movie. Good move.

Well, you think? Yeah. Hugh Jackman is going to take his shirt off in Wolverine, so I think the gays and the ladies are going to skip the McConaughey movie for Wolverine. Yeah, but is Wolverine going to go, all right. He better. He fucking better.

All right, all right. And if you're suicidal, just go straight to Marley and Mace. All right, all right. And if you're suicidal, just go straight to Marley and Mace. All right, all right. It's time for beef. Hey, Sabretooth, just keep on living, man. Keep on regenerating there, buddy. Just keep on regenerating there, Sabretooth.

It's all right, man. All right. Yeah. How you doing? So what's your number one movie you're looking forward to this summer, Pat? Aside from Star Trek. Or what do you think has the potential to top Star Trek? Because you're giving a recommendation, right?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was a lot of fun. Full-blown recommendation. It's a crazy fun, like the kind of summer movies that you used to go to when you were a teenager. Like, oh, this is just nonstop action. And it's sexy, too, right? It's super sexy.

Yeah, it's pretty hot. Because that's my ongoing theory. There's a hookup between two characters that you will not see coming. You'll just go, what the hell? Well, we might start looking for something now that we're not seeing it coming. You'll hear a lot of this around you when it happens. Oh, major retcon. This is a major retcon.

By the way, I loved how when Josh and I were walking in, Josh spotted some guy that he knew was this huge Trekkie nerd that had just been bad-mouthing the movie for weeks and weeks and weeks. And then as we're driving away, and the movie just got like applause, constant applause breaks, really fun. So as we're driving away, we drove by that guy that josh had pointed out to me and i'm and as we drive by he just goes so the romulan ship just opens fire without doing a single hailing frequency because that's crazy and we just like

greatest uh um i gotta say yeah rose rip taylor yeah he was people i don't dance this is it That was Rip Taylor? Yeah, it was Rip Taylor People, I don't dance This is it I'm looking forward to That Harry Potter movie looks pretty fucking great The trailers that they've shown so far I like it, as they keep getting older It keeps getting sort of better

Darker, darker I can feel less guilty about jerking off during it Wow Who are you jerking off during it wow who are you jerking off to Ron Weasley of course I gotta say Harry Potter

and and Up looks fucking great and I'm not just saying that because I was in a Pixar movie that Up movie it's about

Ed Asner puts a bunch of balloons on his house and flies away and goes on adventures. Pixar is answering all of America's letters

for what they've been demanding. Please, before Ed dies... I saw two trailers last night that I think are going to blow everyone away. Can I guess? Yeah. Terminator? Fuck no. I'm sure that'll be great

Wait, what did you see again? You saw Obsessed? We're like two minutes into the show and you don't remember what we talked about So they're going to show a couple of Is there another Tyler Perry movie coming out? That's one of them?

No What is it though? It's got to be half-black stars both of the movies, right? I'm sorry. I don't want to interrupt really quick, but and I'm not in this, but Tyler Perry is in Star Trek. No. Why do you

have to tell us that? Well, you'll just look for him. He'll pop up. For real? Because he's a Klingon or some shit? You'll see. Alright. Just don't make him take his shoe off. I got another one for you guys then. Eric Bana is in Star Trek. Just a little...

Just throwing it out there. Is Zac Efron in Star Trek? I'm not going to say now. I don't want to... Apparently, I'm ruining it for everybody. I feel like he's not in that movie. Matthew Perry is. Okay, wait.

I want to tell you what this trailer... Because you're not going to guess it. Okay. It's a movie called Drag Me to Hell. Do you guys know about this? It's a Sam Raimi movie. That looks fucking crazy. It's so scary.

It's so scary. This girl that works in a bank, her boss, this is just from the trailer. Where did you see Obsessed? The Grove. Okay, that's where I'm going to see it. Yeah, because I want to see this fucking trailer. I'm going to go see the Magic Johnson theaters. Who are you looking for?

Who are you looking for? Some validation. This girl works in a bank, and she's looking for a promotion. Her boss goes, I don't think you're tough enough. We want tough people that work here. So this old woman comes in, she asks for like a loan and this girl goes we're not going to give it to you it's this really old woman and the woman starts crying she's like please please give me a loan and the girl goes no you know get out of here and the

woman starts like getting down on her knees she's like i've never begged for anything i'm begging you please and the girl's like trying to show off her boss she's like get out so then she goes to the parking lot and this old woman is some fucking gypsy. And she smashes a cinder block through her windshield and drags her out and rips off this ring or something and puts a fucking curse on it and puts it back on her finger, I think. Am I right?

And then this fucking devil spirit follows her and torments her to drag her to hell. And in the movie, she's asleep and flies start flying into her mouth. I was like, oh, I'm going to see that. I got to see that.

What was the other trailer? The other one is another great horror movie called The Orphan, which is about this fucking orphan. I couldn't quite tell what goes on. I couldn't quite tell what happens there. Weird shit surrounding fucking orphan. I couldn't quite tell what goes on.

I couldn't quite tell what happens there. Weird shit surrounding an orphan. Something happened with her parents and she's pissed. I love it. Yeah.

Joe, what about you? Any summer movies you're looking forward to? Star Trek. Terminator. Those two. That's about it. I don't go to that many movies.

It's weird for me to be here. What about Angels and Demons? Anybody fired up about that? Fuck yeah. Tom Hanks. Anybody? He's got a new haircut. He's back. But his skin is not.

His skin is leaving his skull in small drips. Every year he becomes more droopy. I mean, I should talk, but he's got it bad. What is his haircut about? Does Andy think that's his real? Did he grow that look? Or is he just like, oh, let's just do that weirdo haircut?

No, now he's trimmed it up and he just looks like Tom Hanks again. He just wants to be likable. Yeah. But he's still running around. Long hair makes him likable. He's still running around with long long winded explanations about shit I don't care about

I don't think I could do it are you going to see it Patton? isn't it a sequel to something? yeah I'm not being facetious it's a sequel it's a sequel to Splash yeah

it's like 30 years later what's going on with the guy and the dead fish he keeps fucking he went down to live under the sea for God's sake. What are all these angels and demons doing underwater?

Yeah. Get out of here. There's angels and demons. Everyone that told me about the Da Vinci Code and how great it was were people that I hate, so I never saw it, and I have no desire to see the sea. I don't care. I don't care about the... Unless it's about them fucking kids, I just don't care. Wait don't care about the... Unless the Catholic... Unless it's about, like, them fucking kids,

I just... I don't care. Wait, if it's about that? Like, if they show that? I just want to see children being fucked by priests. That's it. Is there a movie that you guys use... I work hard, Rob, okay?

I need some escape. Is there a movie that you guys use where if someone doesn't like it, you really don't give a fuck about their opinion? For me, it was always The Big Lebowski. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you doesn't like it, you really don't give a fuck about their opinion? For me, it was always The Big Lebowski. Oh, yeah.

You mean you like it so much that you think it was funny at all? No, not even. It's just like, I really want to talk to you. You know? Well, I don't hate them

personally, but I'm like, oh, we're not going to talk about this. What's the point? Because, yeah. Anyone who thinks Temple of Doom

is the worst Raiders movie didn't see the last two Oh good lord yeah They're out of their minds That's a fucking amazing movie And Temple of Doom is so much fucking fun It really is It has one of my favorite lines

And I say it all the time You're insulting them and you're embarrassing me Which Indiana Jones says Wow he's an 80 year old grandmother for this one scene these villagers bring them this food

that's covered in flies and poo and she quite rightfully says I don't want to have any and he goes you're insulting them and you're embarrassing me

like wow eat that plate covered in shit yeah and act like you fucking like it cause you're gonna get some Indiana Jones dick later

except for when things don't work out and it's a crazy farce with doors and then eventually somebody gets their heart pulled out of their chest. It's the craziest fucking movie. I'm going to grab a statue's boobs and then there's going to be the bloodiest fucking snuff film going on five minutes later for no reason. The last one was so bizarre with the alien.

Oh, poor George Lucas. It was beautiful. Knowledge. The treasure was knowledge. I love a line that's being read like he has a gun to the back of his head. You fucking say this, Harrison. No way am I going to say knowledge the treasure was knowledge.

Oh, you're going to fucking say it, god damn it. Can I say it with my molars gritted? Yes, you can. Knowledge. So I was thinking about making the Leonard Maltin game. Doug, what are you looking forward to this summer? Oh, thanks for flipping the script. I'm looking forward to every movie you've mentioned.

It happens to me every April, May. Drag me to hell. April, May, I start, what? Drag me to hell. Yeah, yeah, drag me to hell. This time of year, every year, I get fired up about the summer. I think this is going to be the one where every blockbuster actually is awesome and so much fun to watch.

And then one or two work out to be like that. What was the last summer that came closest to every single one hit it out of the park for you? What was the magic summer for you? It was probably as far back as when Steven Spielberg was making two or three of those movies. Wasn't like 82 an amazing summer?

Isn't that when we had like... No one here was born in 1982. Yeah, that's true. I shouldn't... Remember the summer of 59 when the... Remember when they came out with talkies? What was summer of 82, though? Like, what are the big tent poles?

It was like Tron and the... You're leading off with Tron as being the... That's awesome. That was a great year because Tron came out. No, at that age, I thought Tron and Blade Runner were at the same year, I don't think. But maybe they were. But I just know that Tron was disappointing to me the first time out when I saw it. I'm afraid this summer is going to be a letdown for me because this past Monday, I went and saw Crank High Voltage,

which I just cannot imagine anything have you seen crank high voltage yet i haven't then you how the fuck can you have a podcast called i love movies and you haven't seen crank high fool me four times where john mcclain gets into the same situation but the situation in crank is too fucking ridiculous to happen twice to the same guy. It's a new situation. You would think he'd spend all of his time like, oh, that's a battery. Don't come near me with that battery or whatever the fuck it is they use to get him all hooked up for his Crank adventure.

Wow. You know what? This is the big Lebowski thing you're talking about. Let's not talk about it. Let's just move on, Doug. Let's just know it's just the tagline. Crank 2 strikes me as the kind of movie where halfway through they just go, it's Transporter 4.

Just fucking fuck Crank. Let's do another Transporter movie in the middle of the Crank movie. Crank 2 strikes me as well. It strikes me in the balls with a pussy made of bullets. That is what it fucking strikes me with. If there's an old lady in the commercial for comedic relief, I do not go. Wow. And that happens in the commercial for Crank.

And yet, are you going to go see Drag Me to Hell? Yes. Well, there's an old... What is the old lady doing that? She's hilarious. She's terrifying. Do you know who plays her? Is she a known actress?

Bea Arthur. Did something happen? What? Too soon. Too soon. We got in trouble. How scared are the other two Golden Girls right now that that Death in Threes thing is really legitimate? Wait a minute.

You did get in trouble. Yeah, we got in trouble for that. The movie police got on your back. Yeah, we went to live Twitter Crank 2. And to be honest, I didn't even go. I couldn't go. That was... And your Twitters were fucking hilarious.

I Twittered as if I was in Hannah Montana. And I had gone into the wrong theater. But you're still like, Crank 2 is really intense. She's getting a spray tan. And I don't know what the fuck. But all these people went with Scott Ackerman and Paul Scheer and Aziz and then they were

so they sat in the last row so they didn't want to disturb anyone right but they were still too much for them yeah so there was all this no there was just all this like bullshit

like Harry Knowles got all mad about it and like started why did Harry Knowles get mad was he there no he was just like he was objecting to

us defiling the purity of the movie going experience no you know he was objecting to us defiling the purity of the movie-going experience. No, you know what he objected to? Even more instant criticism than when he gets his ass back to the basement and writes his review. Like, he's pissed just because you guys are reviewing it so fast. Right. Someone told me they had footage of him live blogging in a movie with a laptop. So I was like, all right, you know what?

Don't fucking get bent out of shape. But the idea was just to go to a really retarded movie. I'm not saying that movie is retarded. The idea was really to start a war with Harry Knowles. Just admit it. You have it in for Harry Knowles. There's blood coming out of your eyes. Patents doing crowd work.

But yeah, it was just to go to a retarded movie We did that and Fast and the Furious Or Fast and Furious Now I heard you sat in the vibrating chair for that Fuck yeah And I will just say this If I could teach my children I don't even have kids

But if I'm going to have kids to teach them this one lesson Which is to go and sit in the D-Box seats I'm not kidding Have you done this? Obsessed is playing there now, though. Would that work? I'm leaving. It's so fun and so good.

I'm not kidding. It's not like a fucking dumb ride at Universal, Shrek, whatever. Where do they have these seats? At the Man's Chinese Theater. And they only have one row of them. Is it in the original one or in the six? It's in the six. Yeah, I think that's right. And then they only have one row

and it's here in LA and they have another one in like Phoenix but no one goes there. I'm not kidding. It's like it changed my whole world view. Fuck, you know what? If I'd had those for Star Trek, I would have sat in them first because Star Trek is very crazy intense space

battles. How much more money does it cost to sit in a chair, Rob? I don't even know. Did you do the demo in the lobby? I did do the demo in the lobby, and that was – But they do it with My Dinner with Andre, which is – Yeah, it was totally different. It was totally different. It's like you're sitting at a dinner table.

That's the big summer blockbuster from 82 you were trying to think of earlier. My Dinner with Andre came out the same year as Tron. You know what's hilarious about My Dinner with Andre? You know who produced it? One of the producers? Lloyd Kaufman, who used the money that he made from that to found Troma Films. The Troma Films had its roots in My Dinner with Andre.

Wow. Yeah. It's fun. It's great. I'd like to see Toxie eat dinner with Andre. That'd be cool, yeah. That'd be cool. Yeah. That'd be neat.

Or just Wallace Shawn's cock to come up and grab a squab and go away with it. That was Kaufman's idea. And they went, nah, let's just talk. Let's not do that. So it's time for the Leonard Maltin game. And let me quickly explain it to Rob and Joe and anyone who's here at the podcast for the first time. Basically, I take the Leonard Maltin book where he reviews movies, and they do a generous listing of the actors in each film.

They list, like, anywhere from 6 to 14 actors for each movie. So the names get kind of obscure at the bottom. So the idea is, I'll tell you, the theme is going to be comedies this time. I wanted to do a comedy... comedies or alleged comedies. And one major clue, and you kind of heard a little bit about it tonight with my Temple of Doom spooage. These are all movies that I really, when they came out, I saw them and loved them. Like, I love these movies. Some don't hold up so much as the others. up so much as the others. And what I do is I tell you the year. I give you a clue.

It's a comedy. We already know that. And then I tell you how many names Leonard Maltin has listed. And then we'll start down there with Patton. Patton will say how many names he thinks he can get it in. This is listing from the bottom, so you've got to be careful. You don't want to narrow it down too much. You want to hear some of the bigger

names. And then if you think the person before you bid before you can't get it in the number of names that they said. This would never be a TV show. It was. It was called Name That Tune. It was with songs instead of names of actors.

And you say name that movie if you think the person behind you can't name it in the number of names they mentioned. You got it, Joe? Is Leonard Maltz still alive? You'll figure it out. All right, here we go. These are movies I loved all different times in my life.

This first one's from 1978. It's a comedy, as I said. Here's the clue. It was our first glimpse of a person who went on to be, he had a small part in this, but he went on to be a big, major movie comedy star. And there's ten names. You can try to get it in ten names.

Patton, how many names do you think you need? I'll do it in 78? Yeah. Do it in five. Patton could do it in five names. Rob? Those are the clues? Just the names of the people?

Huh? That's all the clues? It'll be just the names. Just the names. Just the names. Just the names. Just the names. Just the names.

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Just the names. Just the names. Just the names. Just the names. Just the names. Just the names. Just? That's all the clues? It'll be just the names. It'll be just the names. It'll be just the names. actors. Okay. The bottom of the list. Okay, I can do it in one last name. I don't even want the first name. Wow.

So Joe, you have to do it in no names. Or you can say Rob Hubel name that movie. Rob Hubel name that movie Rob Hubel name that movie what is it Rob

Schindler's List I didn't give you the name yet oh okay go okay the half of the name is Dennehy wait let me give you

the other half Brian a comedy in 1978 with Brian Dennehy. Yeah, and you have two minutes on the clock. No, you just have to guess right away. I would say in 1978. Don't stall by describing it again.

Fuck My Brown Ass? That wouldn't even be a movie now. Oh, it's out there. Fuck My Brown Ass? Is that not? That wouldn't even be a movie now. Oh, it's out there. That's a movie. No, I mean. You don't even have to look. Don't even Google it.

That's a fucking movie. Lynn Moulton's not writing about it. It's a series. It's probably a website dedicated to it, a magazine that used to get at Tower Records, but now it's closed down. You've got to find it on the internet. So Joe got a point because Rob is

not taking this game seriously. So I was wrong. The motion picture is called Foul Play. Foul Play with Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase. I almost got that. I love that movie. And Brian Dennehy had a part as, I think he was like Sully or somebody. He was like Chevy Chase's partner. What if I'd gotten that?

Who was the guy who, we got the glimpse, oh, was it Dudley Moore? Dudley Moore, yes. That was his first American movie, and he did Arthur and Ten and all that other shit. Okay, this is from, we'll start with Patton again on this one. This is from 1979. It's a comedy, of course. The clue is that Len Moulton gave it two and a half stars to show you where my taste is at.

And there's 17 names. Wow. 17 names, Patton. How many names do you think you can get it in? Three. Patton's going to do it in three names. That's the three most obscure names in the cast. Rob, what do you think?

I can do it in 15 names Do you have to bid lower than Patton Or say to Patton, name that movie Oh, I can't pass to Joe? Nope What did you say? How many names? Three names Name that movie

Name that movie, says to Patton Jerk Whoa I like the jerk a lot, but that's not what it is. All right. Okay, so here's your three names. The last name on the list is Many Others. That's what it says.

That's what it says. So that's a clue. She was a porn star. That's a clue. There's a lot of other people in it. Didn't she just die? No, you're thinking of Many Otters. All right, many otters.

Okay, John Candy and Eddie Deason. Those are your three names. Eddie Deason, John Candy, many others. From 1979. Don't yell it out if you don't. Yeah. Oh, motherfucker. Wait a minute.

Oh, is it? Many others. Stripes. Can I guess? No, that was a good guess, though. Wait a minute. Oh. Can I guess? Many others. Stripes. Can I guess? No. That was a good guess, though. Shit. Rob, you can guess for no points.

Blues Brothers? No. Why did I laugh as I was saying it? No. Eddie Deason. God damn it. Eddie Deason wasn't in Blues Brothers. No.

Many others was, though. I could almost see Eddie Deason. Oh, shit. I know what it is. God damn it. I fucked it up. What is it? Because I don't know what it is. God damn it, I fucked it up. What is it? Because I don't know what it is.

1941. 1941 is correct. Oh, wow. So Rob gets that point. It's first person to two points. Yeah, I got that point. Or when we get fucking sick of this shit. Schemes.

Whichever happens first. All right, so we're going to start with you now, Joe. This is from 1999. It's a comedy. One of the stars in it came from SNL. Was an SNL cast member. Somebody already knows it out in the audience. It's fantastic.

And there are 12 names. So how many names do you think you can get it in? All 12, I'd still be fucked. Okay. That sounds good. That's a good bid. You can start with 12. I'll say four.

Wow. Just say four to make it You're a fall-down player. I feel like when you hosted a game show, you were better at guiding the contestants into doing the right thing. I had a little more invested in it. Yeah, but he had to guide them towards testicles and heights. So it wasn't... It's a different thing.

Okay, Rob. I mean, Patton. Would you say four? He said four. I'll say three. It's from 1999. My strategy works. I say two. Two names.

I think I know what Joe's going to do. Nothing. Just say name that movie, Rob. Name it. Okay, Rob. Here we go. Here are your two names. Wait, wait, wait. So this is a movie that you liked. Past tense or you still like Still It holds up

We can get into that After this Okay you don't like You can't get more clue Okay Did Leonard Maltin like it 1999 Okay

I'm with you Two stars Okay James Duvall I don't even know Who that is Or what he played In the movie

So good luck to you This next one's easier though This next one should Give it away, I think. Scott Wolf. Right? How many movies has he been in? This one.

And a couple others. Really? What it is? Damn it. Patton knows it. Okay. And I do still love it. I love this movie. It's really good.

I can't ask you any more questions about it right Why don't I ask you That was a question Fucking with your mind This shit is intense Is it so I married an axe murderer No Patton what is it

Go I love Go Man you're Good at this Timothy Oliphant Jay Moore was the guy From SNL Oh is that that

Crazy movie With the big nerd Who's always Fucking awesome And Jay Krakowski Were so fucking fun Yeah yeah That British guy

Was kind of annoying But other than that Was that that movie About the guy The guy was a real Tarantino fan And he made the movie Like real weird

Timelines Yeah he kept It had a similar Timeline style To Pulp Fiction Where characters Would come back After you thought They were dead Didn't he do Tarantino fan and he made the movie real weird timelines. It had a similar timeline style to Pulp Fiction where characters would come back after you thought they were dead. Didn't he do one of the Bourne movies or something? That guy?

Yeah, Lyman did. He did Swingers, Go, Bourne Identity. Shut up! Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Mr. and Mrs. Smith and then Jumpers was the one. That's where he jumpered the shark when he made that movie. I think they should combine jumper and push.

That should be where people can jump out but you can also push at them. So pumper or jush. I don't know. Okay, so that means that Patton got that point. So everybody has one point. So the next one to get one right Gets the win Put Joe's rally music on right now We start with Joe again

This is from 1974 There's a cameo That if they'd listed it last With all the other names Would have given it away There's an actor in the movie That like as soon as you hear it You go oh I know exactly what movie that is.

And it's eight names from 1974, comedy that I love. Four names. I can do it in four names. Four names. Are you looking at me or Patton? No, I'm looking at Patton. I mean, I'm looking at you, but I'm thinking Patton. I can do it.

I can do it in one. One name, he says, Rob. Well, what's less than that? One letter? Can I do it in like... You'd have to either say name that movie or you'd have to say I think I can guess based just totally on the clues that I've gotten so far.

Okay. Doug. Patton Oswalt. Name that movie. All right. Your one name is Richard Hayden. And it's spelled H-A-Y-D-N. Oh, Young Frankenstein.

That's correct. Damn it. I froze, but then I realized. Joe is totally feeling set up right now. It would have been okay if you beat him with a few names. But when you go one name and some dude he's never even heard of. That's fucking crazy. So what gave it away?

I know the cameo. When you said if they had listed the cameo, it would have given it away immediately. Yeah, because Gene Hackman plays the blind dude in that one scene, and it's one of the few comedies he's ever been in. And he's fucking hilarious. Heartbreakers and the Amazing Belvederes. Him and Dan Aykroyd and Loose Cannons. I called Royal Tannenbaum's The Amazing Belvederes. Him and Dan Aykroyd and Loose Cannons.

I called Royal Tannenbaum's the Amazing Belvederes. You know, he was in the Amazing Belvederes. All right, Mom, go to bed. Here's your medicine. The Amazing Belvederes. Oh, Christ. So before we go, Anything you guys want to plug Anything going on in your lives

Besides three out of the four of us are on Twitter Of course Who's not? Patton's not on Twitter And he's never going to do it he says What's wrong with you? How do you make friends? Go out into the world And meet people and try to charm them.

Do you think it's weird? Are you honored by the fact that there isn't a fake Patton Oswalt? There is a fake Patton Oswalt on Twitter. Really? There were two of them, one of which was trying to Twitter as me for a while and then stopped. And the other one, it was Patton at Twitter, and I had my webmasters contact him, because we're thinking... No, wait, so your webmasters and you were playing Dungeons & Dragons,

and then you said, webmasters, I summon thee to go fix this. My mage is caught in the sphere of paralysis. And then they contacted whoever this person was, and they wrote back, make me an offer. We're going to buy. They went, no, and then he disappeared too. There's been a few patent

odds. I think you'd just be very hard to imitate. I think some people get on there and they can do a fake person because they can just say, I'm going to the bank or whatever. And it's like, yeah, Beyonce would go to the bank. But when you try to tell me... Bitch, get out of my my bank when you try to do a person's voice or something they wouldn't know you know or you can pretend to be really into you know food and say

i'm a rat and i like to cook or whatever that you they would they would give it away uh by writing uh anything that involved me being outside they would go oh that's not pat and he's he would not be out of his house yeah we would we would notice. We would be like, oh, look at his skin. I'm hiking through the woods right now hunting deer. Topping trees up in Coos Bay, Oregon.

That's not Patton. Just finished my fourth set of flies. That's not Patton. And what's your name on Twitter, Joe? It's Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan dot net

spelled out D-O-T-N-E-T. Because you want to make it as complicated and difficult as possible. It's not hard to find me. No, it's true. If you just type in Joe Rogan, it'll come up. And Rob is under his name, Rob Hubels. Hubels spelled H-E-E-W-L-B-L-E.

Hubel. I just found out that Creed is coming back together. And Scott Stapp is on Twitter. And Patton, if that's not reason for you to get on Twitter, I don't know what is. I have never been this goddamn tempted. I'm like an alcoholic. I wouldn't click on that guy, though, because I don't want a virus or a staph infection to invade my computer. What do you want to plug, Rob?

Anything? You're in I Love You Man, right? Yep. And you're great in it. Thank you very much. I don't want to plug anything. I just want to be me and hang out with you guys. And Joe Rogan, any Ultimate Fighting coming up that you're going to preside over?

May 23rd is the next one. May 23rd. I think we might have this out by then. It's kind of a slow process. We get high before we... Well, Ultimate Fighting fans love I Love Movies. They love listening to podcasts about esoteric movie trivia.

There is a nice crossover, though. You'd be surprised. Those guys like comedy and stoners. There's a lot of stoner UFC fighters, right? I don't see as many movies since my left eye popped out when I was down in Taiwan in a cage match and a guy got me in a scorpion hold.

Well, thanks guys for being my guests and thanks to you guys for watching. That's the first 45 minute episode. I hope it was fun. And as usual, Willem Dafoe is a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another cocky. Eyes of gold, his view and prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies!