Doug Loves Movies - Rental Car IV

Episode Date: October 28, 2011

Graham Elwood joins Doug in a rental car for a chat about movies and delicious Canadian maple goodness. Plus Build-A-Title.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies, coming to you from a rental car. What kind of car is this? Doug, we're driving a Chevy Malibu. How's it working out for us? Do we like it? Yeah, the Malibu's okay. Chevy's laid out a little weird, but it's alright. We're enjoying some XM Satellite Pearl Jam Channel. Yes, Pearl Jam Channel, but it was a bootleg, so it's kind of like listening to one of your favorite bands in a bootleg

is like getting a bad handjob. Yeah, it's still awesome. Yeah, it's still awesome, but there's parts of it you're like, oh, come on, it's still a handjob. Come on, it hurts. Take your rings off. This bootleg of Pearl Jam is hurting me. Well, it's like the band is in the background and you hear

more people like, woo, come on, yeah, as opposed to the band you want to hear. Yeah, alright. Save it for Doug Love's music. This is my guest. This is my guest and driver of the vehicle, Graham Elwood. Hello. We're driving from Vancouver, B.C., Canada

to Seattle, USA. Yeah, Seattle, USA. Yeah, Seattle, WA, USA. We did a show last night at Comedy Mix in the Couve. Really fun. A dude named Johnny with a samurai sword with Johnny written on it. Got chosen by Graham, of course, because Graham loves samurais and johnnies. Yeah, I love samurais and johnnies.

Back when I was a samurai prostitute, I was really big into johnnies. But he handily beat you. I mean, it was just an unfortunate position. In a sense, he got lucky. He's good at the game, but he took you down uh immediately well it became kind of the movie was very obvious he picked scary movies or horror movies or something whatever i forget what the actual name of the category was it was horror movies horror movies was the category and you were like 2009 uh the actors were believable this was the len malton and it's

got three names so it was so obviously paranormal activity um and he's he knew that too so he immediately said zero names and he and i were in the both position of we didn't know the names of any of the actors so i couldn't go negative but i knew it was paranormal activity so he won yeah you just got boxed in, and he took it down. Yeah, it's good work, though. Yeah, and he won, of course, my CD, DVD, Potty Mouth, and Comedian's got a boo-hoo for Cocktober, and then a woot monkey and a hearty handshake. Yes, he did. And a quick samurai lesson from you.

And a hearty handshake. Yes, he did. And a quick samurai lesson from you. Yes, he had his katana on wrong, his scabbard in his belt wrong, but we... More like wrong-tana. Nothing? Hello? So, there were a lot of very creative name tags there last night. There was a guy named Charles wrote his entire name out with drawings of dicks.

Yep, there was a dick name tag. That was nice. Mike had his name on the side of a bong, which always gets my attention. Yeah, there was a guy who was turned away with his apple, but he still smuggled it in. Yeah, yeah. He tweeted that the club didn't want him to bring an apple into the club because a lot of clubs have very strict food policies, and so no apples at the comedy mix in Vancouver.

But he smuggled it in his pocket and just looked like a guy with the weirdest boner ever. Yeah, he had a circular boner. My boners go in a circle. And then we got some delicious eating treats from some people that use those as name tags. Jen put her name on a box of cookies. Yeah, these maple cookies.

What were they called, though? Maple filling truffles. They were so good. They're such a Canadian treat. It was like this cookie, and then there's maple syrup on the top that's then covered and encased, in essence, in chocolate. It's amazing. Yeah, I just had one, and I feel sorry for anyone who's going to be around when that gets farted out.

It's going to be brutal. You never know, it might be maple-y. Hey, were you just in Canada? I smell maple. And then also, I haven't tried these yet, but I think I have in the past, but I haven't today. But Liz brought some Old Dutch Ketchup Chips. Old Dutch Ketchup Chips are the first two or three that you eat are amazing. And then after that, it this quick uh descent into horrifying

and liz gives these to me that was her name tag and she goes my dad thinks said these are enough to gag a maggot so we're trying to get them as a sponsor because we know how undiscerning maggots are. I love it when larvae is described. No thanks. I may be larvae, but I got to draw the line somewhere. This is where I say no. Ketchup chips. Uh, some littlest Lolo, who I like to call little St. Lolo. She brought me some stuff that I, you know, that I could actually use, you know, not just snack foods, but, uh, you know, you know what I'm talking about. Uh, Leonard Maltin game rules. It's an ongoing thing. People write to me and they say things like, uh, you know, why don't you tell the guests how to play or why don't you make the guests listen to an episode of the show? You know, why don't you write out

some sort of instructions? And the answer to all these questions is, the guests, I'm lucky they're doing the show, you know, and especially since, you know, we're putting out a free podcast most of the time. A couple $2 episodes, of course, squeak out here and there, and there's one that should be out by now that we did in New York at Doug Loves Movies with Jim Gaffigan, Mike Lee in black, Kevin Powell, who plays twofer. I just call him Kevin Keith Powell, who plays twofer on 30 rock and Pat Kiernan from New York one. And, you know, I explained it a little bit to them ahead of time, and then as we played, they sort of figured it out, and we got through it, and it's no big deal.

But it bugs some people. Some people get offended. They're like, why do the guests come on and they don't even know how to play the game? And it's like, well, it is kind of complicated. And last night, a very nice gentleman in the crowd, whose name I never caught, might be mad at me because I read this on stage while you while Graham just yelled a bunch of incoherent nonsense the entire time. I mean, you know, this is very cool

that someone would take the time to do this, but, you know, we're comedians so we're going to make fun of it. Let's give it, let's try to recreate it and give it a little taste of it. I tried to read what he wrote

because it's two whole pages. It's a front and back page very nicely presented, like a PowerPoint presentation on paper, and I started to read it. And I was playing the part of one of your guests who's like, this is too many rules. Yeah, that's what you were doing.

So, introduction. The objective of the game is to guess the correct name of the movie in question, based on the clues provided by Doug Benson. Clues are drawn from the Leonard Maltin movie guide. The game requires three or more players. That's not really true. The winner of each round is awarded one point.

The first player to obtain three points wins the game. Example. For the purpose of this document, will you use the movie I, Robot? This movie would be in the category of comma chameleon. That's movies with commas in the title. There are eight names listed in the letter of all the games. In order, they are one, Will Smith, two, Bridget Moynihan, three, Alan Tudyk. Alan Tudyk?

All right, that's enough. Alan Tudyk? That's enough. Alan Tudyk is a very talented actor. Oh, good. Alan Tudyk? That's enough. Alan Tudyk's a very talented actor. Oh, good old Alan Tudyk. He was on Firefly at Serenity, and he was the pirate in Dodgeball. Oh, okay. All right, so anyway, so then he goes on to list the gameplay,

and a couple fun things he says. At one point he says, Alert, there may be a name written on the back of the name tag. Do not read this name aloud. As consolation prize to losing audience members, Doug Benson will call this person a shithead at the end of the podcast. That's very useful to alert them to that. And here's the other alert.

Alert. Alert. Note that the names are provided in reverse order, starting at the smallest role in the movie up to the lead actor. Because it's true, on almost the smallest role in the movie, up to the lead actor. Because it's true, like, on almost every episode, someone will go, oh, it's from the smallest name? Like, they always don't understand that, no matter how much I explain it to them.

There's also, here's the thing, too. You can write these rules out as much as you want, but there's certain people that really love playing games and get it quickly, and other people who just don't, and don't give a shit. They're not, you know what I mean? Like, if you grew up playing board games and get it quickly and other people who just don't and don't give a shit. You know what I mean? If you grew up playing board games and stuff like I did, then you gravitated to this fairly easily. But if you didn't, then it doesn't matter.

You can explain it until you're blue in the face and some people are never going to give a shit. Yeah, and some people, maybe once or twice maybe once or twice in my life have I bothered to actually read every single instruction of a board game instead of just rolling the dice and moving around the board and seeing what happens. Yeah, you clung through it and everyone figures it out.

And that's why Monopoly has so many rules that have been made up over the years by people that sort of stick because, for one thing, the cash flow can be pretty slow in the early part of the game, so that's why people put all the tax money in the middle and then say you you win it all if you land on free parking or whatever you know the actual rules to monopoly like if somebody lands on a property and can't afford it it goes up for auction like i've never played that way until i got the monopoly app for my iphone and would play it on i'd be on a plane like did you ever know that? That like, oh, I don't have the money to buy Park Place. So then every other player can bid on it. I'll tell you what I didn't know, that you play Monopoly by yourself on a plane. Yes, it's so fun. God damn. The fourth time that you have to sit through Mr. Popper's

Penguins, you're like, oh, at least solo Monopoly will be more fun. Yeah, at least I can take the battleship on a run. So anyway, thank you to that guy for making this, but a two-sided instruction thing that I would be embarrassed to hand this to, you know, for example, when Chris Evans comes on the show, Captain America, he's promised to do it. He's not going to listen to it first. I'm not that close to him to have a big, long conversation about it.

I'm not going to hand him this. I'm just going to hope that he picks up the game quickly and that we have fun with it. It's just playing games with your friends, and in this case, my new famous friend. I don't want to hassle him with a bunch of rules. But again, thank you. Thank you so much for your time and effort we very much appreciate thanks for busting into the green room with the envelope full of he even made copies of it so that i would have copies to give out over a period of time i still have

them in my bag okay good good i i wonder where they went i thought i lost them okay so that's we took care of that. I will be back in Vancouver very soon, as it turns out. I announced this at the show last night. I'm going to be doing stand-up and a Doug Loves Movies taping at the Vancouver Comedy Festival February 16th through 18th. And for

the Doug Loves Movies taping, there's going to be a pre-sale password that goes into effect on Wednesday, November 2nd at 10 a.m. and lasts until 10 p.m. the next day. And the password is... I don't officially have the password yet. I'm waiting on an email with the password in it, and then I will share it with you guys. It might not happen in this episode, but as soon as I get it, I will share it. I do not understand the stretch of highway I-5 between Vancouver or between Canada and Seattle.

The speed limit will either be 70 or 60 miles an hour. I don't get why it just drops by 10 miles. I don't understand it. It doesn't make any sense. There must be some sort of... Maybe there's children playing or something. That extra 10 miles an hour. Okay, here's the password. I just found it.

It's Douglovescanada. One word. So if you go to the Vancouver Comedy Fest website, which I'm sure if you Google Vancouver Comedy Fest, you'll be able to get right to it. Then on November 2nd at 10 a.m., just put in Douglas Canada to presale for about 24 hours, but 36 hours from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. the next day. So yeah, so check that out, and also,

I had a chat with Graham about the Weezer cruise, and about how I'm making it so that you guys, if you buy a ticket to the Weezer cruise, and then say Doug Benson podcast, Doug Loves Movies is the number one reason you're going on the cruise, which would be weird, because I think you need to be a Weezer fan, but if you put Doug Loves Movies Podcast as the number one reason, and then, you know, contact me and let me know that you did that, then you get a say, you get a vote, which comedian I bring with to appear with me and a few of the guys from Weezer, so, so far Nikki Glazer wants to do it, Anthony Jeselnik wants to do it.

And now Graham Elwood is throwing his hat into the ring. So if you want to see Graham Elwood and me and Weezer together on the cruise, buy a ticket and then let me know. I'll be on a boat, bitch. Now, see, that probably makes people want to go with Nicky. Go with Nicky Nickyy Go with Nicky Glazer I gotta say that Here's the thing like if anyone's out there like

Well I kind of like Weezer I'm not sure You'll have a blast I was not the biggest 311 fan When we did that cruise last year But it was so much fun And watching all these other bands some of which I'd never heard of It was still great Yeah it's a boat full of It's not like a great. Yeah, it's a boat full of bands.

It's not like a regular, boring, stupid cruise. It's a boat full of awesome bands. Like in this case, we've also got Dinosaur Jr. and Gene Ween of Ween, and Jay Maskis and Lou Barlow, and you know, it's going to

be all sorts of fun. You know, and like Graham said, some bands you probably haven't heard of, some that are, you know, it's going to be all sorts of fun, you know, and like Graham said, some bands you probably haven't heard of, some that are, you know, that fit the mold or whatever and you go down to Cozumel. In January. And, yeah, you know, yeah, it's going to be cold where you are when this is happening. So, if you get some friends together, two or three friends and share a cabin all together, it can get as low as like uh you know

don't quote me on this but i think it's like 500 bucks a head or something and it's all inclusive except for booze if you're a big boozer you're gonna spend a lot of money on booze because because they come around with shots and stuff constantly and then you have to sign for it but everything else the food is non-stop and it's really good like any time of day or night you can just go find a spot to get something to eat for free it was so awesome the food was great and like there was like a spa i got a massage one day and then there was like a there's a pool and there's a hot there's hot tubs like it was it was it was so much fun yeah there's like a water slide on the pool yeah and then one day um you know then

the one day you're at actually in cozumel we had like 14 hours and i you know, then the one day you're actually in Cozumel, we had like 14 hours. And, you know, it was like, went snorkeling and drove around. We were in Turks and Caicos, so went around the island. It was the best like five days. It was such a blast. Yeah, it was definitely the most fun I've ever had. And, you know, there's a chance I'll be back on the next 311 cruise. But in the meantime, WeezerCruise.com.

Have you been to the movies lately, Graham? Yes, I have. What did you see? I just saw that, what is it, Marcy, Marianne. Oh, my God. I'll never be able to get that right. Martha, May, Marlene, Maxie. Yeah, Maxie is the fourth.

Mavis, Mavis. Mildred. Myrtle, Myrtle. Murgatroyd. Yeah, Maxie is the fourth. Mavis. Mavis. Mildred. Myrtle. Myrtle. Murgatroyd. Yeah, Murgatroyd. Yeah, it's actually a great movie. One of the Olsen twins is her...

The one that's not a twin. The third Olsen. The third Olsen. Oh, that's right. She's not the twin. Yeah, but they're talking like... There's lots of award talk and stuff around here. There should be.

She's amazing. And then John Hawks from Winter's Bone. And I think he was in Deadwood too. Yeah, and he was in Perfect Storm. And he's a very good character actor. He's amazing. He plays this cult leader. It's a really cool, it's a really cool inventive movie.

And, you know, they use a lot of flashbacks and stuff. And the way they slowly show you how she got, you know, roped into being in a cult. You see it. She first gets there and they're like, oh, hey, it's a hippie farm. And everybody just makes their own stuff. And we all share. And then you slowly see John Hawks start to, like, weave his manipulation in and everything. All right.

No more spoilers. It's great. It's a really interesting movie. It's getting a limited release, but if you can check it out somewhere, video on demand or something, it's great. Let me ask you this without giving anything away. Is there any truth to the rumor

that the back half of the movie is kind of hard to follow? It wasn't really for me. All right, good, good, because I was going to go one day, and then I was like, I was in New York City, and it was a beautiful day and then I was like, I was in New York City, and it was a beautiful day,

and I was like, I'd rather walk around the streets than watch something that's hard to follow, even though I am looking forward to seeing it.

I finally saw Fitty Fitty. Oh, good movie. The story of P. Diddy getting cancer of the ego. No!

No, 50-50. Pronounce it correctly. It's great. That's excellent. Really enjoyed it. It'll be a nice home viewing experience for people who didn't go to the theaters

because they don't like crying in public. And, yeah, yeah, you're going to cry when you watch this movie, but don't let the subject matter, like I'm sure that's why it hasn't done well at the box office, oh, I don't want to watch this movie. Yes, there's obviously heavy stuff in it, but there's wonderful stuff in it. Wonderful, uplifting stuff in it. And some good, you know,

Seth Rogen is kind of in his normal mode of, you know, he says filthy things that are hilarious. And it's also, you know, they don't hammer you on the thing. The moments that make you cry, it's almost like you feel like it's your personal choice as opposed to, uh, it's really heavy handed and forces you into, uh, feeling a certain way. Yeah. And, but I think like in the movie, Anna Kendrick's character recommends books to, uh, Joseph Gordon-Levitt to just read up on, to feel better about his situation.

And I feel like this movie is now those books. If anyone is in any situation where they have cancer, they know somebody has it, watching this movie, I think it would be tough because it would be real to you, but it would also, it would help.

I absolutely agree with that because obviously, you know, for anyone who doesn't know, Will Reiser wrote the movie and it's based on when Will Reiser, Seth Rogen's friend actually battled cancer. So it really feels like genuine to me as terms of this is how people would handle it. It didn't have any of those cliches that a lot of cancer movies have where like this angelic friend comes in and saves the day or the person who has the cancer is this noble, like, oh, I'm going to enjoy every sunset. Everyone is just kind of fumbling their way through it. Everyone around them doesn't quite handle it correctly because how would you, there's no, no one has any training or experience in dealing with this and that's

the charm of this movie is it's just regular people thrown into a really difficult situation doing the best they can and it's all great actors like Angelica Houston's you know it starts out like oh she's just sort of this two dimensional crazy mom character but then you go oh wow no that's

how my mom would have acted I think you know and it was very human and I really loved it it's a great film here's a little some little trivia from uh that i gleaned from watching it that i'd like to share one of the people at the there's an office party they kind of throw a party for him to say sorry you have cancer at his office at the radio station and um different people come up to him and just say awkward things because you don't know what to say to him about his cancer. And one of those awkward people is Will Reiser, the guy that co-wrote it. Yeah, he's one of the people.

He's probably saying the sort of things somebody said to him at some point. The actual stuff. Yeah, yeah. And then, do you know who the guy that plays, you know, you mentioned Philip Baker Hall the last time we were doing a podcast together. But, you know, the other guy, the other bald dude, Mitch, you know who that actor is? Charles Rocket. Matt Feuer. No, Charles Rocket, unfortunately, passed away, I think, maybe from cancer. Sorry.

Possibly. I'm sorry. But, yeah, no, his name's Matt Feuer, and he's Max Hedrum. That's right, I knew it. I knew I could recognize, I was like, yeah, that's amazing. Yeah, he's a good actor, and he's good in it, too, so. It's worth seeing. Yeah, so see it.

And I saw, the other day, I saw Monogamy on a Plane. How was that? Which would be a great name for a movie, Monogamy on a Plane. Can two people remain monogamous in one five-hour flight from JFK to LAX? You know, I had that box where you can watch anything. On the way to New York, I watched Scream 4. And then on the way back, I watched this movie, Monogamy. And it stars Chris Messina, plays a guy who gets squirrely on his girlfriend

played by Rashida Jones. And I got to say, I don't approve of anyone getting squirrely on my Rashida. Oh, she's beautiful. I love her. She's fantastic. And anyway, it's a, she gives a good, they both give good performances, but it's one of those movies where as he's starting to kind of screw up, you're kind of like, you know, what are you doing? That's Rashida Jones sitting there in your living room playing a guitar and singing songs to you. Yeah. Just shut up and listen. Shut up, look, listen.

Enjoy the music. Enjoy the music. Plus she like cuts her, you know, she's like chop. Whenever somebody's chopping stuff up in a scene, that's never a scene that's just showing somebody expertly chopping something up in the kitchen. They always fucking cut themselves. And it always makes me, skeeves me out. I always hate that. All right, let's play some Build a Title.

Build it. Now we just drove in from Canada into the United States. And you know I don't blame Canada, but that reminded me of South Park, bigger, longer, and uncut. To start us off, I like starting off with a title that's already long, and you can do a title that ends in South or begins with cut. Going South. Oh, Going South, starring Mr. Jack Nicholson.

Yes, sir, and John Belushi. John Belushi had a small part in it as a Mexican bandito. All right, so let me see if I can think of something that ends in going, because that might be a tough one. When the tough get going. Going, blank, going. Oh, oh, oh. Away we go-ing.

Away we go-ing. Away we go-ing South Park, bigger, longer, and uncut? Up, up, and away we go away. Bigger, whatever. There's something called Up, Up, and Away? Yeah, yeah. It's like a musical from the 50s. I'm going to look that up.

I'm not going to let that stand. Up, up and away? I can believe it's a Doris Day movie, if I'm not mistaken. All right. I mean, it does sound kind of like it's a possibility. Yeah, let's look it up. Look it up.

Up, up. Because I know there's up, of course, and up in the air. But up, up, and away. So far, IMDb, of course, IMDb is not responding to that title. Really? Let's see what they come up with.

There's something in 2000 starring Robert Townsend called Up, Up and Away, perfect, yeah, but I don't see an old musical called that, alright, well the Robert Townsend one, And then I will go with... Let's go with... Damn it. 48 Up? What's that movie You know the up The documentary series The great documentary series

Where it's I think they started with What year did it start Was it 7 I don't think they Maybe they called it 7 up Let me plug that in See what happens

37 minutes to Seattle according to this and then it was like 35 up, 21 up something like that I don't see 7 up in here though probably not for obvious let me try 48 up there's probably a new one coming out

pretty soon we're almost due for another something up. Oh, it's searching forever. I don't know. Maybe I got the, did it start at 7? It must have, right? Because it's clever to, yeah, 28 up. Oh, that was a TV special. Oh, I guess they were originally made for television and then showed in theaters or something. Yeah. Anyway.

British TV series that... I think they made DVDs or whatever. All right, so... Maybe I should do something else, because in sticking you with that number, I guess you could do something that ends in 4. So let's go 48 up. And you still got on the other end, you could do something that ends in 4. So let's go 48 up. And you still got on the other end,

you could do something that begins with cut. Starting to rain. What a surprise. It's raining in Seattle. I can't believe it. or four four there's sequels that go that high yeah yeah

there's other number movies that end in four I am number four nice I am number four. Nice. I am number four. All right, well, I'll go ahead and add to the other end and go cutting edge. So we've got I am number 48, up, up, and away we going,

south, park, bigger, longer, and uncutting edge. Cutting edge was a love skate story. D.B. Sweeney and Moira Kelly. I have a great D.B. Sweeney story. I was at a deli in Santa Monica. He's there with

his nine-year-old daughter. There's a guy with a hipster wearing intentionally saggy jeans. He's trying to look like a rapper with his underwear showing.

Right. And D.B. Sweeney goes, hey man, pull your pants up. The guy goes, what? He goes, pull your pants up. There's kids here. Pull your pants up. The guy looked at him and goes, okay, pull this pants up. It's awesome. Way to go, D.B. Sweeney. Ah, cleaning up America. Protecting children from... Butt cracks.

Yeah. I mean, the guy's butt crack was out? Yeah. Oh, because usually you just see, you know, nicely laundered underwear. Yeah, it was like underwear and butt crack. Yeah, that is no thank you. All right, you need something that starts with an edge or ends in I. On the edge.

That's like a Dolph Lundgren movie. Maybe, but it also doesn't start with edge. Oh, right. Edge is the last word? Yeah. Whoops. Edge. Edge of darkness.

Edge of darkness. I will go with... Necessary... Necessary roughness. No, it was unnecessary roughness, wasn't it? Yeah, it was unnecessary roughness. Necessary was It was unnecessary Roughness wasn't it Yeah it was unnecessary Yeah Necessary roughness

Was the prequel Ness Comma Monster of Locke Uh Ness Nest Nesting

Nest Well it is necessary roughness No it's unnecessary roughness Yeah right Yeah That's the expression Yeah Um Ness No, it is necessary wrong. No, it's unnecessary wrong. Yeah, right? Yeah. That's the expression. Yeah.

Um, ness... I just don't want to sit here and think for too long, because that thinking, us thinking is boring to listen to. And then on the other end, that I... I still haven't thought of it. Oh, wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a second.

Cat's Eye. Cat's Eye. Oh, with Nastassja Kinski. No, that was Cat People. Cat's Eye was like four, it was like an anthology with Stephen King stories and Drew Barrymore was in one of them. That's right. Okay. All right, so what are the words now?

Now you gotta end in cats or begin with darkness. Oh, yeah, darkness I guess might be the first word in the title, right? Yeah. So let's see there. We've got cats, I am number 48, up

and away we going south, park, bigger, longer longer and uncutting edge of darkness darkness if we're doing actors you could do nesta carbinelli or carbinelle uh so cats um blank cats So, cats. Blank cats. Darkness. Darkness. Darkness.

Well, I'm sure there's just some, like, darkness of evil, but now I'm just reaching... Darkness of evil. There's just, like... Whoa. Darkness. Shit. some like darkness of evil but now i'm just reaching darkness of evil this is like whoa darkness shit this is how i feel fans listening to the screaming titles into their phone going graham how could you not know this yeah we'll hear about it on twitter um that's a pretty good long title though it. It is. That's pretty amazing. We went pretty far. Cats? Yeah, I can't... I don't know about amazing, but yeah. Oh, no, Big Cats.

Big Cats? Yeah. What's that? That's that movie that was, like, kind of a documentary, like, the... About... It just came out. Big Cats. Where Jeremy Irons is, like, doing the voiceover.

You're thinking of The Lion King. No, there was an actual... Disney's Big Cats or something like that. Yeah, yeah. Like Disney's Ocean. Yeah, it was like that. But it was about big cats. Look it up.

All right. That's... Big cats. B-I-G. Cats. I don't know, man. What's the robot saying? It says, no thank you. It says there's something called Big Cat Diary. That was a TV series.

The Big Cat. Life with Big Cats. That's a documentary from 2000. Oh, wow. World of Animals, Big Cats, Little Cats was a 1968 TV special. Yeah, so, you're out of luck on that one. Alright. You still need something cats, or we could call it. Because we're already at, this is a 33, this is the longest

car cast? Mini-sewed. Can't say car cast because that's an actual thing. Oh, really? car cast? Mini-sewed. Can't say car cast because that's an actual thing. Oh, really? Yeah, that's Corolla has a show all about cars. Yeah, it's a hot rod show. Cats.

Blind cats. Darkness. Cool cats. Fat cats. Fat cats. That's the... Big cats. Small cats. It's the... Big cats. Small cats. Oh.

The aristocats, you motherfucker. I don't know where you go with A. Something. Oh! I've already got it. You do? Yeah. Easy A-Ristocats.

Oh, my God. No, but you could come up with one that ends in easy, right? Yeah, yeah. The Big Easy. Yeah, Big Easy. Now you finally got your big in there. Yes. Big easy, hey, Risto Cats.

What? Risto Cats, I have number 48 up, up and away. number 48 up and away we going away we go in South Park bigger longer and uncutting edge of darkness and I'm sure there's

plenty of titles that end in the word big but we gotta wrap this up we're gonna be in Seattle soon we're doing a show you'll probably hear this too late to come by but we're gonna be at the Neptune Theater tonight and then of course tomorrow we're gonna're going to be at the Neptune Theater tonight. And then, of course, tomorrow, we're going to be in

San Francisco at the Punchline Sacramento Punchline Sunday. Costumes and courage. Name tag costumes. Yes. The guy last night scored with the samurai sword, but I was disappointed he didn't have the whole outfit on. Full samurai key with hakama and obi

tabis. No, you're just making stuff up. No, sir. No, sir. Hakama, and Obi, Tabby's. No, you're just making stuff up. No, sir. No, sir. Flagstaff, Phoenix, Dress Normal for those, San Diego, all of them are at Douglovesmovies.com.

You got anything to plug, Graham? Yeah, just go to GrahamElwood.com. You can get the Comedy Film Reads podcast, download my film, Lafganistan, Palm Strike merch, all at GrahamElwood.com

And as always, big cats is a shit. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies!