Dumb People Town - Jeremiah Watkins - Lucy, I'm Bone

Episode Date: October 6, 2026

Comedian, actor, musician, podcaster Jeremiah Watkins (Crazy Pizza) stops by as Randy describes a massive semen explosion after a fire at a bull insemination facility, Daniel explains why a female passenger undressed on a flight to Miami, and Jason warns against your own dog biting you when you're running from police, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, ASPCA Pet Insurance, and Hims!If you’ve been waiting to start therapy, BetterHelp works with more than 125 health plan networks, and eligible members have an average copay of just $23 per session with insurance. Don’t have insurance or live outside the U.S.? You can still get 10% off your first month. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT to explore your payment options.To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPTReady to build a better sex life? Visit hims.com/DPT for a personalized plan—for sex, hair, weight loss and more.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tani's, we have an absolutely fabulous episode of Dumb People's Town with the wonderful, the great, the hilarious, the awesome, Jeremiah Walking. The stories are crazy. We've got a bull semen factory where everything goes wrong or right, depending on your preferences. Then we get into a store with me where there's shenanigans on a plane on its way to a city where that totally makes sense. And then Jason brings it all. We got an e-scooter and a dog might be man's worst friend. Yeah, or best friend. Best friend to the wrong people. It depends on how you look at it. Everything is happening on this episode of Dumb People Town.

Dan and Rand and Jay will share tales of folk so unaware they lack in grace and sometimes choose the life they choose will make the news. Breaking down each epic bail in Florida there's half-rice bail. I'm happy to say they couldn't. So listen to our podcast jam with co-host Arme and Dan. Man, don't be a jerk. Because when the music Chris the funny hits and we are going to take it. You down. Stick around.

Make a sound. Lung your down. He's Dumb People Town. Hey, Tannies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population. Population, Watkins. Jeremiah Watkins. Good times in the Watkins household.

You got two great little boys in the house. You got a new stand-up special. Uh-huh. You and I just did a fantastic clowning show together. Our buddy, Chad Damiani, his show is so funny. Stand up and clown. And Jeremy and I were the new Scler Brothers. I was honored to fill in for you.

Thank you. It was so fun. Because, you know, I know there's probably a short list of comics. Short list. A very short list of comics. When Jason's out. It's just Brad Williams. No, but to be, truth be told, it is who do you trust?

Sure, sure. There are two people standing right here that I 100% trust inherently. They don't even standing. They're sitting. And when you're feeling in for Jay, like, you have a lot to work to do. Oh, I know. I know. Randy doesn't bring.

How much fun do we have? Randy's pretty reserved. It doesn't, like, bring a lot. And so, like, you know when you're coming in for Jay. That's right. He's right. He's right. He's right.

When you're right, you're right. Look at I say. The world's getting up. But I get a mixed up so I could go to the other way. Hey. Come on. All right. There's some dumb stories.

Dumb stuff's happening in this world. We got to attack it. We'll talk about it. We've got a special. sent in by Matthew Friedman at Not Your Average Matt. Thank you, buddy. Not your AVG Matt. All right, here we go.

This is the headline. Okay. I mean, we could probably do an entire hour on just the headline. Massive semen explosion. Hey now. This is nothing. Hey, now. It has nothing to do with the straight-up hor moves, but here we go.

Massive semen. There doesn't come between us. Sorry. You know they won't win. Semen Explosion. Massive Seaman Explosion. Aviann Award winning. Seamin Explosion 6.

Isn't there, there's got to be an award. Directed by Michael Bay. Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael. In a world. Seaman Explosion 6. In a girl. This could be, they could just call this Fast and Furious. In a world.

In a world. I know. I know. It's good. Thank you. In a girl. In a girl. One, naval semen.

Two. All right. Massive. And a girl that condoms for guns. Massive semen explosion after Blaze hits Bull artificial insemination facility, fires fighters forced to dodge projectiles. Oh. So there's a fire.

What's the game where you put one word after the other? That's a MADLB. That's what it sounds like you just added a bunch of words. So let me break it out of you. And I'm calling BS, bull semen. Bull semen. Hey. Hey, let's make it real.

Right, so apparently there's an artificial insemination facility for bulls. Sure. And cows. Like you haven't been there. All right. The original AI. When AI was fun. Right.

I imagine everybody. Artificial insemination. It's also, I imagine it run by the mafia. Give me that bull centerfuge. This reminded me of an Angus beef. Give me a vial of that bull seam. Oh, your bowl won't come. Fuck you, pay me.

Oh, you're a facility. got set on fire. Fuck you, Pete. Are you doing Chicago? Chicago? Yeah. Remember Ray Leota and Goodfellas if you're saying that. Oh, you can't pay the rent this?

Well, fuck you. Fuck you. Yeah. So a huge fire at a cattle breeding facility in Australia has caused thousands of dollars of damage after at least a bunch and we'll find out how many cylinders containing bullsemen were destroyed. Emergency services called to the blaze in the early hours at Yeram Herd Services. Wait, wait.

So if they go up in flames, they just lay, it's like a gas tank. Oh, it just started exploding. Oh. So it is like a Michael Bay movie. It's a release. It's a full release. Wow. I didn't know they were so combustible.

Speaking of releases, watch my new special. Yay. Full release. It has a happy ending. And everybody will explode with laughter. They were called at the early hours at Yerum Hurd Services in Gippsland, Victoria. Yeram Hurd me? Yeramah.

Yeramaya, Yerima, Yerima, Gens. Gippsland. According to ABC, it took. I don't know if you can say. saying that. It took 10 fire crews more than how long to fully extinguish the fire after it broke out. Do you think they were sending interns right

away? Yeah. You guys take care of it. You know what? You guys go over here and do that. There's no people over there. What about the future What about future mules? Why are all these Chicago people off? You know what? When it rains semen, it pours. It pulls. It pulls. So you said it's a blaze that has things exploding. It feels like a

serious fire. After how long? May rest in peace. Stacey King's seaman in there. There we are some of bull seamen. That's both seamen in there. A lot of bulls seamen in there. Take me higher! Horace Grant, semen. Polic squalid.

Spotted over there. You see that semen over there? Over there. Phil Jackson's semen. Yes. Spoled. I'm going to go two hours. You said it was in Australia, right?

Yeah, but it's in Chicago. Luke Longley, Seated. Spotted. He's the only else. And then and the fire. Also, the fire goes the other way and a fire. Yeah, that's right. Seamine centrifuges go the other direction.

Yeah, the semen actually goes back into the bowl. That's Australia. That's how it works. Yeah. They take the seam. It starts out and it goes back in there. They start pregnant. All right.

So how long do you think it took? How long did? Two hours. If you're saying things are explaining? Blaze? Oh, dear. Five hours. I'm going to say nine.

Nine hours. All right. One of you is exactly right. Oh, you want to stay? I'm staying. Five hours. I'll stay. After two hours.

Oh, I swear to God. I had seen the story and I did not. I know that number. Broke out what time. I would have refused to say. But what time do you think it broke out? The fire broke out. 2 a.m.

What do you think? You go 1 a.m.? Yeah, 2.13 a.m. I must be lonely. I'll go 9 p.m. I like thinking about firefighters being safe, but also being pissed off that they were watching the show. God damn it.

I love that Jay sang the song but didn't use 3 a.m. You must be lonely. So a spokesman from the County Fire Authority told Daily Mail Australia that the firehead completely shredded the building. It was shredded, bro. That building was shredded. They have used a lot of... On peptides and everything, bro.

Dude, they got shredded by the bold taste, dude. Dude, they got shredded by the bold juice. The bullches just shrug. They are using a lot of flowery, like, creative writing works. Yeah. Shredded, blaze. Brug. Got ripped, bro.

Ret, bro. How long? The country fire authority of gypslin commander. Come on, man. If you... I want... I'm going to try and pronounce this correct. Chris Loshankle.

L-O-E-S-C-H-E-N-K-E-M-E-C-H-E-L-E-O-E-C-O-E-L-S-C-E-O-E-S-E-K-E-H-O-E-C-E-E-K-E-O-S-E-M-S-E-L-V-E-C-L-E-W-S-H-E-O-E-C-E-E-S-C-E-E-L-E-C-E-L-C-E-R-C-L-E-W-W-C-A-L-O-S-E-E-E-E-R-E-S-B-W-E-C-L-S-E-B-E-G-E-R-E. Like, if you guys were like, oh, you're going to go-A shankle. At midnight, dude. Have you been to Taco Tuesday? Oh, my shankle? Oh, that's Taco Tuesday.

Yeah, they got Taco Tuesday. It's also like when we're on the road and it's one of those places that you find still serving food late. Yes. Like, and it's not going to be great. No, but it's going to be exactly. It's open. Yes. They don't care.

It's Wednesday already at 12 a.m. They're still doing Taco Tuesday. Yeah. They got a guy stole the recipe from Taco Bell. So the crew had to be wary of projectiles coming at them. Whoa. Relax. The writing could have been a little better there.

This feels like on purpose. Hey, hey guys, if bullseeming gets on me, I'm not gay, okay? No, you're not. No, no, sure, yeah. It's female bullseam. Don't lick it up. The liquid in my hair has never felt better. The liquid inside the cylinders was rapidly expanding.

I got a sheen on my hair. And essentially, the lids. Exploded prematurely. Is that what they're going to say? The lids of the cryogenic cylinders were just popping off the top and project out of are being thrown. This person knows what they're writing. You said it's for daily mail? Yeah. They know. They know. They know.

They know what they're doing down there. So, firefighters went into defense mode initially to protect themselves because they were also... They're going to say like by a stroke of luck. Right. And the LPG cylinders at the neighboring property, they did a magnificent job. Loeschankle added that he had never

he had, has never had anything to do with the artificial insubricians I before. We'll get the time. I bludged you the time? No, but I am hoping that when they say it's 3 a.m. But now I'm saying how long it took. Oh, to put the blaze out? We don't know how long it said. You said two hours I thought. Well, two hours it had been going and then that's when they got the call. Do you think that they were like reassured the fire like, look, some fires last a lot longer. We put this one out pretty quick. Yeah, exactly. It happens sometimes for some fires in semen factories. Right. Sometimes happens very quickly. Yeah. It burns bright. That was an old I Love Lucy episode where she's just trying to get the bull semen containers out of there. Just puts them in her mouth, chart eating it.

You guys didn't see that? I love that. That was... They played on TV land. All the top. Ethel got in on it. Ethel got in on it. Lucy, that's bonus even everywhere.

Lucy! Yarm Herd's service is in. I love Lucy. L-O-O-S-U-I, right? L-O-O-S-U-Y, right? L-L-L-L-L-S-U-S-E-L-A-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-a. G-G-gag-a-ha-ha-ha. Lucy, I'm bone.

Lucy I'm bone. All right. Yeram Herd Services Committee, vice chairman Aaron Thomas, said the loss of 100 cryogenic cylinders of the cattle semen will be a huge blow. All right.

A huge blow. All right. I like these guys. I like Pantelione and Goonies. He was like, hey, ma, I'm sorry to like this kid. You like this guy. I like this guy. Huge blow for the farmers.

The actual cylinders are worth between how much in U.S. dollars, how much between... Okay? What do we think? The cylinder. The whole thing with all of the... No, no, no. Each of the actual...

There's 100 of them, but in the cylinder is this bull semen. I think it's probably at least $1,000 a pop. Yeah, 2,000? What do you think? I think it's $80 a pap. Nope. It is between $500 and $1,000 per unit.

Boom. But the semen inside them varies in price. Oh, okay, so the cylinders are expensive. The semen inside varies. and price. We're coming. Oh, they were just doing the machinery. Yeah.

Okay. We're coming to the artificial insemination season, which is that, wait, it literally says that. Yes. It's the time of the season for coming. I said this. Seamen of love. Okay. So I have substantial.

Seamen of love. I'll take that. So they call it AI. artificial insemination. I don't think you should. I know it's artificial insimit. You don't have it anymore. AI means something else.

But the good news is this AI is not going to end civilization. No. No, it's going to create some more of it. Sure. And the artificial AI season, so there would have been substantial amounts of cement inside those tanks, which we've lost, which was owned by our local farmers. And it can range in value from $5 per straw to $95 per straw. That's some good semen.

That is. You just drink it straight through that straw. Thomas said the farmers have also lost lots of... They must do it in straw like pixie sticks. Yeah. You just put us to them up. Like a straw? Yeah.

Wow. Yeah. A little straw. Thomas said the farmers have also lost a lot of equipment in the result of the fire. So the significant damage and it's going to have a flow-on effect. See? They know. What are they doing here?

I don't even know what a flow-on. What is a flow-on effect? This article's trying to have sex with you. I was trying to think of the show I was thinking because I think this would be, I was sending songs that I think my wife should sing at karaoke. Like that's the point at which we are. I love that. This is what we send back and forth.

I love that. So I came across on TikTok the theme song, and this is going to be before your time. Maybe before your time, but I don't think so. The theme song to the TV show, no, Alice. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was a spinoff of early to rise. Early to bed. I remember.

I remember. I mean, out of my head. It's such a crazy thing. And I was thinking about Alice as a show. What's the spina from? All in the family, I believe. No, Alice was kind of from a movie Alice doesn't live here anymore. But it's a story about Linda.

A single mother. Linda Lavin, a single mother who wants to be a Vegas lounge singer or a like make it as a singer in Phoenix. In L.A. No, she's driving through to L.A. Her car breaks down. Car breaks down. She gets a job at a diner and stays there. So many things in the 70s and 80s where it's like, well,

their car broke down. Like the whole movie Doc Hollywood, Michael J. Fox, it's just, the whole thing is just predicated that his car broke down. And so they're like, well, you live here now because there's no, there's nothing to do. We can't do anything. No. There's a woman. I'm going to see if you guys have even heard this.

There's a woman character in the show. Her name is Flo. She was a waitress at this diner and she had a catchphrase. Yeah. Do you know the catchphrase? Not what are you having? No. I do know it, though.

You're going to say it. I'm going to go 100%. You ready? This is, this is the age gap. catchphrase and this is the whole thing like T-shirts with her saying on it Kiss my grits Oh

Yeah we've seen Kiss my grits Okay so In dumb and dumber That's why he laughed so harder He goes excuse me flow That's right There you go

That's from that So I never knew I never knew either Now you go Kiss my grits But I was just trying to think like Waitress at a diner Like the whole thing

As I was going to sleep last night And I just started from me being like Honey you should sing this song Did you eat an edible before you did this? Yes, we smoked. But like, the point is that as I was going to sleep, I was thinking to myself, that's such a sad show. Like, I'm, like, the show makes me sad. Like, she's, I'm like, what is she doing? I've never watched an episode. So Mel, it was Mel's Diner and Vic Taback, who is kind of like a Tully Savalas. Which has nothing to do with the Mel's Diner here, or that's where they got the name from.

But I wonder if they got the name from the idea. But Vic Taback is kind of like a fatter guy. He looked like he was in the Navy. I know he's talking about. And he's just... In New York kind of guy, but in Phoenix, for some reason. In Phoenix. And the Navy, would you also say... Seaman?

Hey! Right, right that story. Come on. Genius. Anyway, so... Early to be... Early to the rise. Okay, fine.

So my grips are between. My time. I have a photo of the firefighters as they were leaving the scene. Oh, please. And also, wait, is it the end of Ghostbusters? Hey! I was going to go at the end of Ghostbusters when they're all covered in the state puffed marshmallow man.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a memory that sticks to you. For listeners, this is why you watch the YouTube. Yeah, visuals. I want someone to find, wait, Alice. Can you find the Alice theme song? If you can find it, Aaron. We have two more stories.

At any moment. All right, so we're coming in the season. So the farm's lost a lot of equipment to significant damage. You're going to have to the flaw in effect on Yarm, especially after that drought that Yarm, the drought that Yarm district has. Is Yarm a character from Lord of the Rings? Yeah, I want it. to be. He wants the precious semen.

Your armherd services have been providing artificial insemination as well as other services such as calf dehorning. I would think like to get them, you don't want to dehorn the things you're trying to get the semen. Get horny. You want to rehorn that. There's a dehorning of like you pull out. Okay.

It's a calf dehorning and then there's a rehorning. And freeze branding services for farmers in gypsland for the past. 20 years. Right. An investigation to determine the cause of the fire is underway. And I don't think there's anything else to do that, but I mean, this is an explosion. I mean, only in Dumb People Town is the Car Com factory, or the Cow Com Factory blowing up. Yeah, exactly.

Like, only here. Only in Dumb Ebletown do Coom Factory's blow up. And it creates like tremendous, it's difficult for the firefighter. Yes. It's like the scene in Boogie Nights when he's dropping the firecrackers, which I heard Alfa Molina talk about where they basically, Paul Thomas Aterson, says, said to the kid who was doing like full firecrackers, like lighting them and throwing them down. The guy, PTA said to that kid, who is the actor, just do them whatever you want.

We're not going to tell them when it's coming. Just do them however you want to, which every time, like, every time it popped, they were like, yay. Anyway, do we find the Alice theme or no? I do. I am worried that it'll get us. Flagged. All right.

What about commentary on it? We can make commentary over it. We can put it in our social media post. We'll talk over it. We'll talk over. All right. We'll show you this as we go to break. Okay, let's go to this. I can't show it to you.

Fair enough. Okay, let's hear it. We're going to hear it. This is the thing. You guys better. Of course there's a mask. Of course, there's an answer. So it's a theme for Alice.

You want your wife to do this at karaoke. I also, in my mind, Gobi, GLP one. In my mind, this is what is replaced you guys having to coordinate your daughter's schedules. Right. Is now it's just sending karaoke songs. Figuring out what karaoke is like in your life. Oh, nice little.

Early to rise. Early to bed. Right. Early to bed. I think Linda Levin is singing it. It's really. I cooked and cleaning it out of my head. All right.

It's pretty solid. The line is on. It's tough to see. That's a good point, though. I had to get up. Get out of thunder and look for me. There's a new girl in town, and she's feeling good. There's a fresh set of tits.

You know what I take it back to one. We're going to go back to one. I don't know. Maybe you guys can get the note about the tits thing. No, no, no, no. It's a new girl in town. There's a fresh freckled face. A neighborhood.

Fresh set of grits, maybe. I hope the clip is literally you two singing your hearts out while Jeremiah and I are looking back and forth at the two of you. Just a little bonus clip. All right. That is story that one down on the books. When we come back, we're to talk about Jeremiah's new special, which has some of my favorite bits that we've seen him kind of Over the last, what, year, two years? Two years, yeah.

A few years. I'm so happy it's out. You can see it. We'll tell you all about it. It's Dumb People Town with Jeremiah Watkins. Stick around. Make us down. Come you're down.

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It's dumb people town. Hey, guys, welcome back to this show. Before we get to the special, which I'm very excited about. Jay, we should let them know what we have going on, which is lots of stuff in the offing and as it were. So if you can't, and Aaron, do we know when this is going to drop? Do we have an idea?

Either next week or the following. Okay, so if it drops next week, we're going to be in Toronto at the, Jay, you're leaving? I did. Okay, see you later. It's all good. Okay.

Where are you going to be? Toronto, JFL. So here's it going to be. If this drops on next week, we'll be in Toronto at the Just for Laugh Festival, which I love. I'm very excited about that. It's so fun there. At the comedy bar, we're doing stand-up sets. And we will have just been in Rochester.

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Patton's special. Ron Funches is special. Janine Garoflo special. Michael Ian Black, people we love. Very excited. They're going to shoot it. And then they will edit it and then they will figure out where it's going to go.

Try and get it sold somewhere. And we'll see what platform it winds up on. We're very excited. We'll tell you all to watch it then. But if you're in L.A., we would love for you to come to that show. That's 7 p.m. At the Illusion of Magic Launch,

we just want all of our Dumb People Town fans to be there because that makes it great. And if you haven't seen us do this hour, even better because we want people there. It's so funny because we have friends and we have people that we want to come out and see this show, of course. And I don't know if you felt this way and we'll get into it with you. But I also want people who have never seen these bits before

because every time we go up and do sets at the comedy store or we do it at the Laugh factory or even at the Ice House, we did a set this past weekend at the Ice House. It was one of the most fun sets I've ever had because none of these people had ever seen these bits before. They're seeing for the first time. And so there is like a specialness to that too. So I wanted to be a mix.

I don't want it just to be all people who have seen some of these bits before. So that is when it is. So you can get tickets at supersclogers.com. Plus we'll be in Ann Arbor, Michigan at the Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase, the 15th through the 17th of October. And there will be a flyover festival in November and just a bunch of good stuff coming up, Phoenix in January, supersclosolars. com for all of it. And then we will let you know where the special is coming out. Jeremiah, let's talk about your special, very excited about it coming out.

And I saw clips of it. It's just fantastic the David Attenborough. So I was playing the bit for some of the David Attenborough bit. And someone was like, that's a great David Attenborough. Oh, that's why it's in the special. It made the cut. I wanted to get to Attenborough. Oh, I would love for him to see it.

I think he would appreciate it because it's nothing. Oh, it honors him. It honors him. Yeah, it's literally just David Attenborough in a strip club setting. Right. Just describing what he's seeing as the dancers. But there was like, and I, and I, maybe I dreamt this, but I dreamt that you use the word plumage, but whatever. If you didn't, look at the plumage. But it is so good. First of all,

the special looks beautiful. Thank you. Where'd you shoot it? You shot it at the, uh, yeah, we shot at the Comedy Vault in Batavia. Oh yeah. Amazing club. Great club. Yeah, I directed it. I edited it. You did. First of all, I love the set. I love how it looks. Thank you. I love how it's lit. Yeah. Everything that you did and it was fantastic. And the audience seemed like they were having a great time too. Yeah, I got, I had an amazing team and crew around me. And, we shot the weekend of shows there and yeah put it together man phenomenal was there a moment where you were like I did you know what show you would take the most material from so which was that Saturday early Saturday early yeah that show's always the best it was great

Friday gives you the chance to do a couple just to get them under your belt exactly and then yeah the majority of the show is from Saturday early but what's funny is I did have to take some bits out from the Saturday early because for whatever reason the crowd was so juiced up, I was like, some of this is going to look fake. I literally, I had to swap a couple bits out because I was like, they're getting, and this is a good problem to have. It was getting too many applause breaks in certain areas where it's like the momentum of the joke. I'm like, you got to get, we got to get to the next beat of this joke.

Right. So it was a good problem to have. But like, but yeah, some of the other shows were slightly more grounded in some ways. But Saturday early, I ended up being the majority, and then I pulled from a few different shows, like some bits, you know, naturally. Yeah. Yeah. Bigger pops and other shows. Right. Or even you like the way you did it better.

Exactly. There's some ways where I literally, I said a few words slightly differently. And I felt like it was a better way to get into the bits. It's funny. When we taped our last special we did, within Chicago, we thought, oh, we're going to use everything from the second show. So we did the first show and we're like, okay, we got like 80% of that. Now let's go do the second show and let's amp it up and let's get in there and let's have the energy up. And we watch and we're like, we'll use everything from that second show.

And we came back and we watched it. We're like, no, the first show were more natural. We were a little more calm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so it didn't feel so like coked up. It felt like more. More what you do like typically for your act and everything. And so I love that.

So it's like what you do to create these bits. Then you get out there and you actually do it on stage. But then when you're in the editing room, it's like a third special. Yeah, one of the shows, that show on the Saturday, which we use a majority of, but I, I, they were, I was doing so well at one of the shows where it threw off my timing. Of course. And I forgot my next joke that I was going to go into. No way. And I had to call to the back of the room, Avery Pearson was helping produce special.

I go, hey, what's next on it? I said, I'm blanking right now because they're, they're throwing me. And I just laugh with the crowd. I go, you guys are such a good crowd. It's literally throwing me how good you guys. No, no. You should have left in. But I think that's great for you in real time of doing your special because you're living in.

I had this thing when I did my special where I just kept saying, and I wish I'd actually lean into this more. This is just one of, these are just two of the shows we're filming. That's right. Yeah. By the way, this is snapshot in time. Yes. This is what the show was. And I had hurt my back.

So I was like on this medication that I didn't know made me sweat a lot. So I was like really sweaty. and I wish I had, I like tried to deny it was happening for a while. And then I was like, all right, let me have a towel. And now I'm like, in some of, I had a couple great jokes coming out of just riffing off of me looking like Cedric the entertainer on stage. But I didn't do it enough. And I almost wish I happened.

I'm like, oh, that probably would have been like bonus tracks or like more. But also I was keeping myself from the reality of the moment. Right. And I, and I, but I did a lot where I was like, this is just, we're taping tonight shows. These are the shows we have to shoot. But you, hearing you. that you did that makes me so happy because I'm jealous that I had done that would have done that more.

But for you to be like, hey guys, I don't remember what the fuck I was so saying. Yeah. This is so funny. You guys are crushing. You're crushing. I'm trying to crush you. I'm trying to crush you.

I told them I go, you guys are so good. You're throwing my timing. And they, and they, it was great. But like, and I had, it was so,

I had ran the hour so many times up to that point. And I was shocked at myself because I never do that. I never blank out on stage. Right. But I was living and enjoying the moment. It was making me laugh. And then I realized when I was like, I was like, I'm not going on my next joke.

This is messing up the timing of the pacing of like, let me, I go, we got to go back. And then, yeah. And so I had to do that a couple of times. Spade did that. Spade was so funny his last like special when he was like talking about, you know, he was like getting tripped up in the cord, the mic cord. He means like, how long have they been, like, how long has the cordless mic been invented and they gave me this? And then later in the show, he comes back and he's like, do you guys need me to like wrap it up? like to roll wrap up the cord like wrap it back in the thing and he was just making jokes about

how at his Netflix special in Denver at the theater they gave him a chord mic which was just so awkward which is what I would want which is just so fun for the most part yeah yeah yeah yeah so funny there's something about I don't know it's what we use mainly though if I ever get asked I always say cord it they go how do you want I go give me an XLR and a SM 58 like it's it's crazy but yeah that is funny it's okay name of the and and where people can catch it crazy pizza out now on YouTube. Go check it out. Maybe leave a comment and like it while you're there. So to let me know that you came from Dumb People Town. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe something like, you know, something about bulls or something like that. This is about bulls. A bulls semen.

Came here after the seam. Yeah. Yeah. Came in a BS, something. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. All right. So that's it. It's crazy pizza. It's so good. Definitely watch it and enjoy it. All right. Jay had Story 2. Do you want to do it? Do you want me to jump to story three and we'll go back to Jay? Yeah, let's jump to story three. Okay, let's jump to story three. Do things on the fly? I like the idea of just us cutting to an empty chair. Me what I love?

The back of these are magnetic. Really? This is a metal table. So you can't get it. It's so hard to get it off. I cannot. The strategy. Got it.

Got it. Yeah. There we go. I feel like King Arthur. If he was a nerd and had a podcast. Pulled the sword out. Is he worthy? He pulled the iPad off the magnetic table.

Okay, so since the story theory, it's a little bit shorter, but everything will end up the same. Yeah. We're just eating dessert before we have salad. Okay. My wife's father-in-law was like, I want to eat dessert first. Now, we all travel so much. Sure. We've done so many stories on this show about you won't believe what happened on a plane.

Yeah. So I was so glad when I'm like, good, it's another touring headlining comic who will say what this moment would have been to be. Fully understand it. Sure. sent in by sexual anarchy at bad liver. Thank you so much. And sent in some great ones. Female passenger undresses on American Airlines flight

engages in indecent acts crew reports. Wait, how was she allowed to do more than one? Piece of clothing? No, I'm saying like more than one indecent act. Exactly. Like who let her, she does want? Okay, you're naked, but stop there. Stop.

Stop trying to fillate my baby. All you're wearing is socks, but technically we're going to leave it at that. if you leave it at that. Hey, why are you putting, don't put your feet up on the screen. But if you keep your feet up there and you're naked, we'll leave it at that. Like how much, like the leash. Dan, I, just the way you said the there, the way you're headed. If you put, keep your feet up there.

Yeah, keep your feet up there. We'll leave it. We'll leave it at that. Yeah. Where are they cutting this person off basically? Exactly. Like, how many acts was she allowed him? How many, boom?

Yeah. How many those hits? Have you ever, have either one of you ever called? No. Have you, I've, I've before. What? For what reason, though? I'm, I was like, I think the woman behind me is hitting this kid.

Oh. What? And I was like, Dan, no. And then I go, I, and I was just giving a big, like, behind me motion. I was like, hey, can I get some water? Because right now, I'm just really hot. It just feels pretty hot back here. Like, I want to hit somebody like a kid or something.

And they were like, you want hot water? And I'm like, no. I'm saying things are hot back here. Can I get water? And I'm like going to the back. And what did they? And then ended up they were like, then they noticed and they were like, ma'am, is everything okay? And then she was like very abrasive with them, which was like, yeah, of course, you're turning your anger on them.

It was, yeah, it became a whole thing. And nobody had to get like duct taped or anything. But how about the guy who got, the guy that guy got duct taped at the thing. And it's all over his face. And he's, you can tell how much of a prick he was by how haphazardly. Also, like, how much tape was on. How high up? It's over in like one eye.

Like through his mouth. They want it to run. And eyebrow is coming off that. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

So that can. But like, have you guys ever, like I do a thing. And it sadly it has a lot where sometimes we'll even do it at TSA. But like you're at your gate and you go, they're going to be sitting by me. Guarantee that person's going to be. And sometimes you don't. This crazy person. Sometimes you don't.

You don't remember any of the times where it doesn't happen. You only remember all the times it does. This person who's talking to lots of people who don't know him. But somebody saw this person on getting. getting like at the gate and was like this one is. She was doing a lot of talking. I've told fly to times before I go three people behind me. Just

keep an eye as I'm getting on. Do you then let them know that I was a I was a bouncer at a clock? I was a bouncer and a couple behind me. Just so you know. Just so you know they might be a problem. Well, past the time they already think I'm an air marshal and I was a federal agent. I'd probably go with federal agent before I went with

I would say I was a federal. I'd say I just am letting you know this is not my job. I was a federal agent. isn't. But three people behind me, keep an eye. Just keep an eye. I've done it before. You have that authority. Like if Jeremiah and I tried to do that, people would be like, you're joking. Jeremiah, if like he wore like a kind of a black hat with no logo on it. Just said corn. And it's like, listen, I am a black belt. I like, he could strike me as someone who's like work for the government. You both have very trustworthy faces. Dan, you look like you. You can endure yourself so quick that I think if you were like,

Just so you know there's such and such people would be like, thank you for the heads up. Gotcha. Like you don't think so? Maybe. I don't know. But you've never had to warn a flight attendant. I think people don't take us seriously. Like we have the type of faces that people are like, you're joking.

You're absolutely joking. But I think that could be used your favorite. Jason, welcome back. Thank you. We jumped into story three, so we'll go back to story two. Great. Headline is female passenger undresses on American Airlines flight engages in an indecent acts. Axe.

Your brother correctly pointed out. More than one act. How did we get that far? You get one act. You're naked. Naked. Naked is one act. Act.

Yes. Then that should be it. Yeah, but pants are one act. Sure, it is one act. Wait, but your stand-up show is considered your stand-up act. Right. You don't consider each bit a new act. Right.

She had bits. She had lots of bits. A lot of bits out. Also, it's American Airlines who, like, is horrible. Yeah. Law enforcement officials met an American Airlines flight upon arrival at what city? I just, for some reason, I was like, I want to make these people. Vegas.

Vegas. Vegas, Vegas, baby. I'm getting. naked and we're headed there. Is American flight a... I'll tell you this. I'm not being cute. It is one you would guess. So Vegas is a good guess. You can stick with it. New Orleans. New Orleans is a good guess.

Ooh, that is. I mean, there's one other... I'm gonna go Nashville. Nashville is a good guest, too. Bachelorette parties. It's like getting started early. Right, right, right. Where's the pedal bar? All named cities in the top five. This one is also in the top five you did not say. We want to develop a bit about the pedal bar.

Just the, like, who Who is like, I want a night of drinking and I also want to run to an Iron Man? Like nobody has said. All of the good idea, none of the fun. Like it also gives like people an opportunity. Have you ever seen them? They do get to the end and they're telling people like, hey, more of you need to be peddled. Right.

And someone's always mad at someone else. She's not keeping up her end of the bargain. And it's like, yeah, all right, we get it. Debbie, you do Peloton. Like, yeah, exactly. You're proving all of us right. Come on ladies. Guys, you can do it.

I'm like, you're not my instructor. And also, I already worked out today. And now I'm sweating. Drink more beer, Kelsey. We got to go up a hill. Like, can we keep this on some flat shit? The airport we were headed to, and this story is. Austin, Texas.

Miami International. Oh, that makes that. You know, yeah. Coke Capital of the world. Late Friday night. It's weekend already started early. Great. Shabbat Shalom.

There were reports, as it pulled in, that a female passenger had been undressing and behaving indecently mid-flight. It's wrong. American Airlines flight, 1770. departed Baltimore, Washington, not where I would have seen this coming from. Yeah. Just Ryan Sickler and Stavvy's ex-girlfriend. Right. On a flight.

Wait, Dan, I feel like you have an impression of the guy who's walking backwards on the plane, walking back on the plane, like, I just want to shake your hand. You know that guy? I'm real proud on what you guys did here. I think he wanted to fight the guy. Wait, which guy? I want to shake your, I'm walking back to shake your hand. Yeah, some crazy guy on a plane.

famous video. You know that viral video? I have not. I'm just well-convered or shrinker and he's ridding his tape. Yeah, he's getting... So it departs Baltimore, watching International Thurrogood Marshall. We're still doing that? Airport, just after 9 p.m., nearly two hours

behind its scheduled departure time. I don't know if this was like lashing out. Her clothes would have been on if you would have been on time. Right. Right? As the Airbus A319... This is an indictment of the FAA. Was en route to Florida. Flight attendants alerted the cockpit crew to a disturbance involving a passenger in row nine.

I love that they, like, we're all like, oh, Ro-9. Oh, yeah, that's going to happen to Ro-N-N-I. I mean, extra leg room. Preferred. It's preferred. It's preferred. It's preferred. It's allowed to do what she was. It's one of them comfort seats. Economy Plus.

Comfort. That's what the plus stands for. Comfort plus. It's comfortable. According to aircraft communications. I love this wrinkle. It's not a joke. I just thought it was funny. According to aircraft communications addressing and reporting system,

acronym A-Cars. It's plane. but the acronym is A-CARS. Their data link logs published by Aviation website Air Live, the lead flight attendant reported that a female passenger in 9D reportedly

undressed and engaged in indecent acts in view of nearby passengers. She wants that day. But what does that mean? I know. Let's get to what is the thing I love about flights as well is there are passengers who witness this but there are also passengers just two rows away that have no idea. They're stuck

in the movie. They're in the movie. My guest is because they keep saying this, I think that she jerked a guy off underneath like a hoodie or something like that. But she's naked. Is she, though? Yes.

Fully naked? Yes. Is she no, bro? How naked is she, bro? You got it described it. This is a character. Full nip? This is a character.

The most semantic devil's advocate. Like, not even the point. But how naked is she really? I mean, how naked is. or any of what are we doing sexual ass we're all naked with clothes on as accessories come on so thank you uh reported the female passenger in 9d had completely undressed and engaged in a decent axe okay in view of nearby passengers look there is a thing though now where you're watching a movie and there's some like nudity and there's like a kid over your shoulder you're like what are

we doing here right kids learning something kids learning stuff yeah take a look see how these things work kid. Yeah, look over here. Don't be like that. That's all she's doing. That's a bad mommy. You think I'm no fun? You want to have that kind of fun?

Yeah. Huh? You want to watch the pendulum swing all the other way? That's right. Okay, you know what? This is what it looks like when I'm off my midst. Oh, you know what, David? You want me to be more spontaneous?

Is that what you want? Here we go. Pick the guy. Don't look, David. Pick the guy. I got several acts up my sleeve. I don't have sleeves. Right.

Not anymore. Not anymore. The incident was recorded. required to be reported to American Airlines Integrated Operations Center and that law enforcement should be requested. The flight continued to Miami without diverting. I love

that. That they were like, that they were like, you think we can just make it? By the way, if it's can we just if it's sitting through, I mean, we're in Orlando anyway. We're two hours behind already. If it's a naked man, they're landing. They are. Landing. They don't even said they restricted

this woman. They're like, it's like she'll, she'll type. So that tells you how hot she was. If she's hot, they're going to let her go. Ron White joke. Can you stay out of the aisle so we can keep watching that? Can you guys turn on the lights inside the plane? We're suspending all drink service.

Ron White's joke was. I need more nuts over here. Once you've seen one pair of rest, you want to see the rest of them all too. So no matter what she is, everybody's looking. Come on. Everybody's looking. The flight continued to Miami without diverting and arrived at gate D2. in Terminal N.

I love all specifically they are. Oh, I'm sorry, in Terminal and. I'm good at. Because this story didn't make any sense until it's a terminal N. Right. Now I'm like, Air Live reported that law enforcement

was eagerly, eagerly awaiting at the gate. Oh, yeah. I made up the eagerly. They had a milder wrap. And the passenger was taken into custody. It remains unclear what specific measures the cabin crew took during the flight to manage.

Well, they didn't taper down. They didn't tape those. No. They didn't taper back. Paper down. All right, that story two. That story three. Story three. Story two's coming right up.

When we come back, we'll find out what Dan's got going on. This is Dumb People Town. And Jeremiah Watkins, the special is called Crazy Pizza. It's available now on YouTube right now. YouTube, leave a comment and we'll be right back. Stick around. Make us down. It's Dump People Town.

Hey, gang, welcome back to the show before we jump into this second story, which we slip to the third story. Daniel, tell us what you have going on. Do you like movies? Check out Popcorn Pals. It's me and other comedians. and friends of mine. If you're a fan of Pen pals, you know Lisa Rubin. She joins me on a lot

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All right, here we go. This was sent in by Sean Anderson at Sean 70. Here's the headline. Fleeing suspect's own dog leads police to his hideout. Man's best friend. Man's worst. So the guy runs, dog is like, I know where we're going. I'm going to take my time.

And the cops are like, just follow the dog. He didn't explain. to the dog, don't let them. Don't take them home. Don't take them home. Dogs don't know. Dogs don't know. You got to know. Or they know too well. Yeah. Don't take them out. What's that? I mean, that's the old classic bit. What's that? Timmy Falun. How do you know that? What's that? It's a very good dog. It's a very like confused, helpful dog. Wait, no. You're suffering. What's that? You suffer from mild depression.

What? Seasonal. Seasel. Seasonal depression? But watching Crazy Pizza really helped you? Jeremiah Watkins? You want to go see Jeremiah Watkins? What's on YouTube? Are you on YouTube? It's a good boy.

That's a good boy. United King. This dude was like I got, so he would have gotten away from it too. Would have gotten away with it? If it would for that Madeline dog. Scooby don't. That's a Scooby don't. Hey.

That's very good. That was good. And Englishman. Let's get out of your sco. What's going on, Scoop? Let's get out of your scoops. An English man learned his sense. this month after his loyal to a fault dog led police to the fleeing suspects location by the way I know it's a

British it's written in British right learned it leads me to believe that he was given the sentence over a month ago and he just learned what it meant yeah there you took him a wild study yeah yeah yeah it's mean I'm not sure what it means I have no I have no idea you just you laid you laid you laid with your teeth we with the teeth and you you You laid with the tape and you're very out of breath. You get very out of breath and you're laid with the tape. Never heard a dumb English. You lied with the tape and you get very out. You lay with your teeth.

Charles Foy. That's his name. I'm not going to tell how old he is. We'll guess later. All right. Was sentenced to three months in jail and banned from driving for about four years. What does that mean? How long should we put this ban on for?

I don't know. What do you think? What do you think? Four years. About four years. That seems like a long time. Well, it's about. It's about four years.

Could be two years. Okay. After he ran from officers earlier this year. Cheshire Police report. Cheshire Police. Uh, on February 12th, Foy was spotted riding in, it's probably ruined his Valentine's riding an e-s scooter on a public road. Charles Foy.

Which is, well, Charles Foy. Riding in a ski ski. Righting an east scooter. I love those. You love those, true? I love e-scooter so much. I love them. Lead with your teeth.

But you're not supposed to do that. When you ride an e-scoater, you lead with your teeth. I used to be a federal agent, and I think I've cracked this case. Yes. This idiot was on an e-bike. Sure. E-scooter. Whatever.

And he's making his dog have to keep up. Yeah. And then when the cops come to get him, the dog's like, you want to make me have to fucking keep up? Watch this. I'm going to take them right to where you are, you son of a bitch. Keep up with me in jail. You are so smart.

E-Scooter on a public. which is illegal in most of the United Kingdom with two dogs running with him. That what an ass. Don't make these dogs run. Unless these are greyhounds. They love it. You're right.

They love it. Could be. Stay. Fair enough. But this just sounds like the type of guy who's like one's a greyhound and one's like a dachshund. Because I will admit,

even people who walk their dogs and I love it, really take your dog for a long. Enough people don't let their dogs run. Like really get out there. And so maybe, you're right. You're right. I was trying to help them run as fast as it could.

I was running out. He was running out. He's running. He's running. He was running out on the street. You got two dogs running. I have two dogs that taste more on me. They love the exercise.

He's so dumb. His nice thing sounds like a yawn. Foy. Four. Who's a good boy? I have two dogs and they was farted on. That's a good boy. That's a good boy.

All right. He was asked to pull over. Police said they smell the heavy presence of marijuana. Also, it means one dog was like, I got nothing to do with this. And the other dog was like, come on. All right. You guys want to see a dead body? Seems like someone has been smoking marijuana around.

That's right. I've just smelled a heavy presence around here. It's a heavy presence. That's a good detective English. That's a very good detective English. Something's going on around here, isn't there? In it? You're going to be on slow horses.

I love slow horses so much. All right. For Gary Oldman's feet, he took off during his... It's my password. It's my everything. It's my safe word. It's my porn search. It's my everything.

During his escape attempt, one of the dogs running alongside the scooter, a Labrador fell behind. Of course. Unable to keep up with the high speeds of the E-Scooter, police rode. The dog left behind was reportedly distressed. Yes. You son of a bitch. Leading officers back to where his owner was staying.

Yeah. That's right. You're going to leave me. I'm going to lead you. This isn't, no, dude. I'm coming back. I'm coming back with a whole crew. Leave me.

Upon arrival at what appeared to be an occupied home on Beek. Fieldsfield Road. Sounds so nice. Police said they saw the other dog hanging out on the first floor. I love these two fucking dogs. These dogs. Yeah. You got to know your dogs.

Are you my dog? The dogs are like your henchmen. You know what I mean? They're like the henchmen of like a evil mastermind. They will. Also, he's an idiot for leaving that dog outside in front of his place. Hang out on the first floor. The man reportedly told authorities that he had been asleep in the loft due to the overcrowded

nature of the property and they had not been out riding the N-E scooter that night. And they're like, stepbrothers, we didn't ask you. And he's like, one of me. What are you all sweaty for, bro? No, what they? Jen, you're talking to my jumps set? No. No, how dare you?

I don't care you. That's pretty good. That's a good one. It's pretty good. Stepbrother's probably. They're like, hey man, what were you doing tonight? He's like, I was sleeping in the loaf. I was in the loaf because it was overcredit.

And I was never on that A-skirts. I was never, no one said any. Nobody said any about an e-scooter. Nobody said anything about an e-scooter. I just liked him. Yeah, but that's a weird thing to say. That's weird. I was a guy.

I was riding it in my dream. I know, but there was a guy. I had a dream of, I had a dream of an e-scooter. He was also charged with driving while disqualified, which is the best, the most British football. Dr. It's a drug. I charge you with being disqualified right now.

He gave him a red card. Red card for not having. for not having proper insurance, disqualified for not having proper insurance, and providing a drug test according to officials. Police did not say, who is currently taking care of the man's dogs while he goes to jail.

I hope somebody nice. Me too. Yeah. Dogs are like sweet. This is it. Is that a real whilst? Walsd. Foy showed no loyalty to his own dog

as he attempted to make good. Whilst Foy showed no loyalty could be like the sequel to sense and sensibility. Yeah. He attempted to make good his escape from pursuing police. The pup ultimately remained loyal and provided us with a vital lead taking us straight to the address of his master rom-com

this guy's police I love a good rom-com I love a good rumcom wait so here's my question does the dog now just join the police force why not you show us show us the gang's hideout

this is the opening to like air bud it is a little bit it is you solved the case therefore you're one of us here's your badge your badge you're on Monday here's that we're gonna get that this haunted house character Look at that's a cool

Hey look at that guy Look at that gaze He's always going to scratch above his owner Let's get let's guess how old I hope he loves his dog so much He wept about it I bet he did How old is this gaza

Sucking cheeks You know I'm I'm gonna say that he looks older Than he actually is I'm gonna say that he We're in the UK I'm gonna say he's 33 33 What if you're a rough living

I'm going to go 53. 41. All right. Wow. We've got it spaced out. One of you is exactly right. I'm going to stay where I am, 41. There we are.

I'm staying. 53. Okay. Get your answers in. It's got to be me. See, crazy pizza. Watch it on YouTube. Leave a comment.

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Not currently. I'm on the road other places. Okay. Phoenix, San Francisco. At all dates. Lexington, Kentucky. Jeremiah Watkins.com. Let's do it. Thank you so much. You are so sweet. Y'all are so fun. You are so funny. You are so fun. Thank you so much.

But y'all are so fun. But y'all are so fun together. You know, we had so much. fun the other night. Y'all were just fun. This is what's surprising to me. Y'all are so fun. I didn't expect them to be so fun. You're from California in her sleep. Y'all are just so fun. Yeah, it's a different kind of sweet out there, isn't. Y'all are just, you know, y'all are just dialed in. Y'all are dialed in. I mean, I said they're so fun. Yeah, and I have not had fun in a minute. I have not had fun. Actually, things have been real horrible from it. It's hard. It's hard. It's been hard time.

It's been hard. The whole hotel. We have had a tough time. But then to have fun after it's hard. Because y'all are just so fun that it's like, even though it's hard, it was fun. Our Simon factor. Blue up. Blue.

Which is hard, but it also is fun when you're on the outside here and about. You have to be hard in order for it to be a hole. I'm officially given up on live cutting this. Don't cut it. Go to the foreshot. Okay. You know who's not fun? Aaron.

Oh, giving up on the live cut. Stay wide. Don't make it dynamic at all. Day wide. That's fine. Stay in the wide shot. Stay in the wide. It's fine.

You know what? Let's get more fun out here. Let's stretch it out a little bit. Y'all want to know how old Charles Foley is. I want to know how old Charles Foley is. Let's get the picture up of Charles Foley. Okay. Charles Foey.

Current and future ghost. Made, his dogs chase him on an e-bike. Is? He is 41 years old. Hey! Some 41. That is the show, guys. Part of me.

One of great. I love you. We love you. Jay, of course, put the iPad back down on the magnetic thing. It's okay. I know we found out where you were going. Good job. I want you to take a call, but then pick up the entire thing.

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