S4 Ep. 19 - Death Cab, Four Cuties
00:00Dungeons and Daddies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grownups.Content warnings can be found in the description.Hey, you guys know Whiteale called us here?I don't know. He said he had the important news about scrapping wreckage.I hope it's good news. I love those guys.Good evening, gentlemen.Fate has ordained that the sharks who went back to our ship in orbit to scavenge in peace will stay in orbit to rest in peace.Oh, my God.
00:27These brave sharks, Shrek, Scrap Scrappington, and Reckitts J. Rex Strong, laid down their lives for our most noble goal.The search for Ralph's granddaughter's son, they'll be mourned by their shiver.A shiver is a group of sharks, that's what is it called.They'll be mourned by their planet, uh, shark planet, probably.They'll be mourned by four granddad's that dared send two of their best buds into the unknown.In ancient days, men looked at the stars and saw cool sharks in the constellations.In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic sharks of flesh and blood and rusty metal gears and stuff like that.Our companions will follow. Robots, talking birds, microwaves.
01:18Somebody say my name?Not now, my god, gosh!Read the fucking room!Our search for Ralph's great-grandson will not be denied.But these sharks were the first, and they will remain the foremost in our hearts.For every one of us who looks up at the stars and the nights to come, we'll know that that...Look, up at the stars.Oh, Gatsukes!
01:40Oh, it's all good, baby, we're here, we're alive.All right!Oh, they're alive!Ha! Ha! Ha!Yeah, all right. Oh, what?Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.Thank you. God, God bless, and may God protect our sharks.Welcome to Dungeons and Daddies, or...
02:35this season, Grandpa's and Galaxies, a grand space popper about four gilfs who take to the starsto rescue their grandkids and perhaps the entire known universe in the process.But what about the unknown universe, Anthony?Wow.Most of the universe is unknown to you at this point.This is D&D in the Dark Matter System.My name is Freddie Wong.I play Ashley Birch, born in 64.
02:56That makes him the youngest boomer.Oh, sorry.Ashley with a knee, Birch, like the tree.Thank God.I noticed you didn't say that it was not a BDSM podcast.Yeah, we're past that.Wow.Oh, wow.
03:07Wow.We'll hear your facts because he knows what.Freddie, he's going on what that knows what.We have nihilist Freddie today.Born in 64, the youngest boomer.He's a twin galaxy's area gadgeteer, pro game return Twitch streamer.And in the process of doing his Twitch stream, he was learning Chinese off of duallingo, you know, doing his best to like learn and try and expand the scope of his
03:27audience into the Chinese speaking world.And oftentimes when people who are not Chinese attempt to learn Chinese, they say, especiallyEnglish speakers, they say the difficulty is the tonality of the words, right? It's getting the tonesright. But then Ashley was like, oh, well, what do you mean? Our words have tones too. So, for example,if you were to be incredulously saying to somebody that it looks good, you would say, it looks good.We could do that or, right? You know what I'm saying? English has tones if you think about it.But that's not every time you say the word good, surely. And then it's also like a manner. And if you say like good,and then it means like cheeseburger instead of good.
04:06My name is Matthew Arnold.I play Dale Elliott.I'm locked down my own computer.What is it?I'm a monk.I used to be a lifeguard.And now I'm not.That's the other part of it, which is...
04:16And you're like friend to all acquaintance to some.One father of four, grandfather to seven and friend to all.And a little fact about Dale is that he pried himself in never lying to Zelda.But he did lie to her twice, as he can remember.the first lie is that on her deathbed she made him promise that he would be as happy for the rest of his life because they knew they had a big age cap so they knew that this was going to happen and he promised her that he would be just as happy as he always wasn't live a happy life but that's a lie he's even happier and the second one is that he did watch the loss finale without heroh yeah he couldn't wait and then he watched it again and pretended to be annoyed at the end it already been annoyed beforehand so he had to watch the whole thing being hopeful oh so he didn'tget the idea of laws.He didn't get it.
05:01No, I mean, no, he's an idiot.Like, me, Beth.He's a big dumb idiot who can't speak correctly and can't get into his own computer.Hi, everybody.I'm Will.I play Ralph Astoraeus, a sci-fi scribe-slash-wife guy whose wife died.Short and simple little fact, Ralph is still one of the few gentlemen in this worldwho carries a handkerchief around with him.
05:19Whoa.And then he offers it to women who sneeze.If someone looks.Holy shit.Oh, my God.That's like the worst character ever.My ladyI like the idea of like
05:34You have your gum bragYou take around with youAnd if you see another guyAbout to bustAnd he doesn't have oneYou're likeHere bud, use thisNo Ralph's just has a lot of like
05:43Cheeto dust on itBecause he doesn't likeSuckin his fingersAfter he eats CheetosHe sees he thinks that's improperHow often is he eating Cheetos?Oh fair bitMy name is Beth May
05:51And I play Herb the Warm QuigleyA Young at Heart BarbarianStorytelling GrandpaWho is losing the plotFun factAbout Herbactually like a nice fact to kind of go off of Will's Ralph fact,is that Oliver from a young age was very invested in environmentalism and recycling
06:13and tried to really instill that same sense of civic pride into Herb.But Herb, you know, only kind of took away from that, like, paper is recyclable.So now he uses paper towels for everything you would use a regular towel for.No, that tracks.They're like, oh, it's recyclables, and then it gets wet, and it's ruined.Sometimes I'll take a wet paper towel, I'll throw it in the recycle, being like, it'll get there.They have a word for that, but it's called wish cycling.Oh, wow.
06:40Yeah, that's a whole thing.When people are like, this might be recyclable, I'll throw it in and hope for the best.It's bad.I'm Anthony Burchum.Today's Epigramf is, I've got one thing to say.I killed a lot of Germans, and I'm only sorry I didn't kill more.Any guesses?Over-Hickham.
06:57That's from the inglorious bastard.The guy from, wait, I don't know.He's pissed off that he didn't kill Werner Von Braun when he met him.Yeah, dude, he hated Von Braun, dude.Yeah, that was the opposite.Did you not see that part of October Sky where he hated Germans?He was like, because they were competing with NASA and Homer Hickham's big NASA guy.I thought it was the Russians.
07:16They were competing with the Russians and he loved Werner von Braun.Somebody didn't have a teacher that rolled out fucking.No, Homer Hickham.Hickham, not Homer Hickman.Complicated guy.And yes.Yes.Yes, that was him.
07:29That's weird that there's two homers with like the same name.No, it's the same guy.It is the same guy.Because she was an intern at NASA.And then you got her fucking fired.Yeah.And she told him to suck her dick.Who's Homer Hickham?
07:41The main character of October Sky.He knew Von Braun and he killed Germans?No.None of this matters even a little bit.But just for clarification's sake, in the film October Sky, he's big fan of Werner von Braun.And at the end, he makes a rocket.And he inadvertently meets Werner Von Braun.Bronn and somebody else just says, hey, that was Warner Von Braun.
08:00He goes, who said it?Nancy Wake.That's right.A woman.She was a spy in World War II who infiltrated the Gestapo and killed a lot of Germans.I got one thing to say, I killed a lot of Germans and I'm only sorry I didn't kill more.Matt, I thought Inglorious Bastards do for a second.I'm like, no, I couldn't possibly say that.
08:23But I'm glad you did.Right?At the end of the movie doesn't even like carve like a big number in the guy's head.he goes, that's all the Germans I killed.The only bad thing about this movie is I didn't kill more of those Germans.I have a masterful director.He looks at the camera.Cut to credits.
08:36Yeah. Okay.So when we last left you, you would come to the planet death to find aha.Wait, we're going to find death?Yes, the name of the planet.Fuck.It doesn't mean the same thing, Matt.I thought this was going to be another Iceland, Greenland thing,and this is going to be where all the lesbian sex princesses were, but I guess not.
08:51No.Damn.Turns out there are no lesbian sex princesses.It's just sad everywhere.Oh.What?What? I'm joking.Oh.
08:58I have a lesbian sex princess one shot playing for one day.Nice.So you found AHA, who is now seemingly the leader of a detachment of troops on planet death fighting against the luminous.This is basically a mining planet.They're trying to mine hex diamonds for the crowbar.And she says that her son, Kev, has been kidnapped by the luminous.And she believes it is part of a gambit to lure her out so they can kill her because she's really good at her job.Now, Gambit was friends with her.
09:26the Christian one, right?With the blue Catholic.I think he got along with him.What can we do to help?This is a fascinating room we're in.Please describe it.We need a situation report, stat.So you're all standing over a fucking holographic map.
09:39Nice.It's got lit up.It's got 3D render of the battlefield in front of you.It's got red dots showing where the bad guys are roughly shooting from.And it's got blue dots showing where the IBS troops are roughly shooting from.It's just one of those ones where then like the shakes a little because we're underground and like a shell just hit above.And it's like, yeah.And it kind of statics out for a second.
09:56Oh, my goodness.Dust comes down from the ceiling.From the top.People are running back and forth behind you, not clear why.AHA says, yeah.So they've got to be holding him somewhere pretty deep within their fortress.They've set up a fortress to protect their mining equipment.And I assume he's in there somewhere.
10:12That or they've, you know, already.No, there's no way they are.He's a lie.We can't think about that right now.We've got to focus.Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.It's going to be great.It's going to go good.
10:21Look, we've done this three or four times.Now we're getting pretty good at it.And this one's going to go even better than the,the last couple, which frankly didn't go that well.But this is going to go good. I got a good feeling.At least a coin. Oliver's like, I thought it was good.Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. You're one of the good ones.Oh, yeah. As I often tell people, you're one of the good ones, Oliver.
10:38What's the grandkids name? The grandkids name is Kev? Such a cool name.Like, I don't think I've ever met like a not cool Kev.How did he get his name? So this is your son?This is my son. Your son. Kev, that's interesting. Because there's no one.We tried to name people after people in the family, obviously. And I'm just wondering whereKev came from. That's an interesting.choice. I just thought Kev was a really cool name.I mean, I think so too, man. I don't think
11:00I've ever met a not cool Kev.And who did you, again, I'm just trying to hear more aboutyour life, but who did you make this Kev with?Who was the father or the partner?You know, what was to tell me about Kev?Fourth wall, breakingly, the name Kev Sprintal was sent to usby Nick from CT. Thank you, Nick.In canon, there's not really a father.
11:16It's a force situation.No, it's not like a surprise got pregnant.It was a donor kind of situation and it was ananonymous donor.Okay, well, all right, yeah.Okay, all right, yeah. Well, that's new.Yeah, he's like 12.All right.
11:28Oh, that's fucking good.Yeah.Yeah.All right.Well, we're going to get Kev back.I promise you.And I spit my hand and I go for a shake.Wow.
11:36This is a thing our family does.Remember?Oh, yeah.You guys ever seen them do that?No.Well, that's only because we're not family.This is how an esterias shows that their word is their bond.All right.
11:48Spit is the medium of the mouth.That's true.AHA goes, okay.And then spits in her hand and then puts her hand in front of you and licks the spit off of your hand.then I look the spit off of her handsThat's what we do in this familyThat's how we do itThe Estereus family
12:02What the fuck?So you guys don't knowWhat a loving family looks likeYeahMaybe maybe I will trust all of you enoughTo someday you can be part of the esterateIf this mission goes wellMaybe a little spit shake is in your future
12:14What do you do if one of you has a cold?That's the price we payFor familyHealthy togetherSick togetherThat's how we all get immunityTo each other's virusesOh you share the
12:25The hurt shared a sickness lessened.It's like tragedy.Wow.So I can give you a situation report on the battlefield that we're looking at.Situation report immediately.Stat.Hey, please.I didn't boss your grand kid around, okay?
12:36Well, you couldn't.You did say please, but I also am your commanding officer at this point.Wait, what is the chain of command?I'm in charge.Nice.That's right, eh?Aha's in charge.What's the chain?
12:46This is a dot.There's two links.It's me at the top and then you are the link on the bottom.Okay.So it's just us.I mean, you're the only ones who can know about this, yeah.Oh, okay.other than the people who are running back and forth.
12:56All those people running back and forth, they're with us, I guess, right?No, I'm just going to kill them afterwards.Well, I don't do that.I'm not, I'm not.All right.So basically the way that we're looking at this battlefield, you can see that there is aIBS camp and a luminous camp sort of built into a mountain on the other side.And between the two looks to be a pretty perilous no man's land.
13:16Like you full-on-see trenches being dug.There's flak exploding overhead.Next to the no-man's land, you can see there is a lake that leads to.to the side of the mountain where theluminous camp is, you could see a bigass drop on the backsideof luminous chasm. Like, if you wanted to come up thebackside, you would basically be climbing up
13:34a...Yeah, I do, dude. Tell us, tell uswhat we do. Tell us what we got to do.How do you convince him to do that?Oh, my God.You'd beclimbing up a sheer rock face.That sounds difficult. And then there's a cliff
13:52also above it. We could just do it the normal way.That's fine.Halfway through the no man's land, there is a road going from a spaceport to the center of the luminous camp.So they're both in a mountain.Two entrenched in the mountains.Two talibans, if you will.I'm getting real, unreal tournament that one mission.There's two mountains.
14:08Two mountains.We're in a mountain there in a mountain.Two mountains.Empty space in the middle.Kind of tribes too, yeah.Lake near luminous.Yeah.There's a big cliff that's on the back of the luminous side.
14:17You want to do a daring commando ascent up like modern warfare two with the pickaxes.Yeah, there's a chasm you can monitor warfare two up behind there.mountain and then there is a cliff that you could beginning of golden eye jump off of or climb downthat overlooks the mountain oh it overlooks the mountain yeah it was just taller mountain planets are crazyi mean yeah there are mountains that are taller than other mountains so there's a taller mountainnext to that mountain this seems like a true tactical miscalculation it's secured in that thereare motion sensors and proximity minds all throughout the ascent of that mountain okay mimesand emotion sensors no not mimes minds minds
14:54I know what's yours.No.No, keep going.This is classic who's on first level.Classic bits.This does seem like a security flaw if we can get around these mimes.What can you tell us about these points of ingress?Or is it ingress or egress?
15:10I never get that right.Ingressors?It's like an airport.Yeah, I'm arriving to the airport.So is it the arrival.But I'm also departing from the flights.Yeah.Wow.
15:18It's like Seinfeld to your shit.Jerry.Jerry, the airport makes no sense.That's just Morty.That's fucking ridden.Oh,geez, Jerry.These pretzels are making me thirsty.
15:31Also, famously, he runs around as creamy that airport still makes sense.That's my favorite character is that shit.Oh, gee.Oh, geez.Oh, geez, Jerry.This target doesn't make any sense.Oh, geez.You shop, but then you got to pay for it.
15:45What?The airport still makes sense.That's my thing.Oh, geez, Jerry.Your friend Kramer said some pretty crazy things.That's the comedy goes on the time.I don't know if we want it back in here, Jerry.He's got too far, Gary.
16:00So the...We basically tried to send people in through every ingress point,and they have gotten annihilated in a multitude of different ways.We sent people in the lake.They just go down under the water, and we never see them again.We've tried to get people to climb up.We hear pops and presume that they've been killed by motion sensing.Matt is pulling out the office whiteboard,
16:21and I think he's about to make a very constant.sequential drawing for all of us to see.I'm not even being funny.I get excited about maps.And I'm going to understand this because I want to attack this rightfully.Okay.Well, Anthony,do you want me to draw for you?
16:35Yeah,draw it.Yeah,draw it on.I want Matt to draw based on what Anthony said.It's like that game where you trace your finger on the furze his back.Right now the math says,Beth, your lunch is in the fridge.
16:44That was from last week.And I remember to take it home.It was good.All right.So we got a mountain.We got two mountains.Hold on that.Let me record this.
16:51But there's a bigger mountain.Right?This is IBSsAnd Luminous has the bigger rounder next to it, right?YeahAnd then this is no man, Matt, I can't see.You spelled it like the puzzle game Lumeines.There's trenches and stuff here and barbed wire.
17:08Yeah, you've kind of gone with a side on that then turned into a top.Wait, Matt, can I see?Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.Whoa.There's don't forget the lake.Well, this map is garbage because you did it side on and then you did it up top down.Just make no man's land not top down.And also, Matt is not on mic.
17:30That's about it.Okay.That's a top-down mound.That's what you wanted.That's what I wanted.What in the Whoville?Okay, then we got Lake Michigan.Oh, I like the fish.
17:38That's really taking some time and filling in the...That's a little duck.Oh, sorry.I didn't know it was a duck.It looks like a duck now.Matt, those are not top-down ducks.Those are sideways ducks.Can we make those top-down ducks?
17:48No, that one died.It's laying on its side.Okay, this is the lake.There's two people here.they're on a date, and then this guy is the guy from Zodiac.I've never heard him referred to as the guy from Zodiac.I hate the villain of Zodiac, the guy from Zodiac.Well, they famously, they never figured out of yours.
18:10Did they forget who the guy from Zodiac was?Yeah, there's a bigger mountain there.To the south is a precipitous drop into a chasm.And when does the chasm end?This is all clear.Okay, so then this is just like open area.Yeah, pretty much.And then between the no man's land and the western entrance of the luminous base,
18:30there is a space pad that then has a road leading from it to the luminous base.Matt, can you add, like, in the corner, like a fun little, like, dragon and it says,here be dragons.Like, do you know what I mean?Like, one of those fantasy maps.Well, Anthony didn't say that that happened.Matt didn't do it.I can't draw.
18:46I was not in the lore.So, yeah.So in terms of.Sober zodiac.No, no, no.That's in the war.That's happening.So first thing first.
18:57You see it in the hologram that there are you people having a day.We have to rescue those two.We got to tell those two people.And we got to ask them to maybe look at who it is real carefully.So there's different defenses, presumably, on all those.We don't have a ton of good data because nobody comes back.Yeah, because you keep dying.Yeah.
19:14You know, I hate to ask this so bluntly, but what makes you think that we'll have any different luck?Oh, you don't.Well, well.You think we're going to die.I think it's possible, but I also think that through the last 40 years, I have heard ofmyriad stories of you guys succeeding against pretty insane odds despite the fact that you're,you know, on the older side and not native to hear.Hey, hey. Not you, you're young.
19:41Thank you.She lies.But you get, I think you're going to be fine.I mean, she's probably the same age you are now, because what are, how old are you now, sweetie?I'm about 50.Well, oh, hey, hey, hey, yeah.Yeah.What are you doing after the?
19:54uh, hey,remaining single. I'm just kidding.I'm just kidding. I'm just trying to makeyou a little uncomfortable then.You've succeeded. Thank you.I'm trying to make both of you uncomfortable.Why are you trying to do that?Why are you trying to lighten the mood?
20:10Why would us be uncomfortablelighten the mood? For me.All right, I'm putting that aside.And also, I can't spare my own men to do thisthing, and I don't want the limits to know I'm even sending people because then they'll knowthat it works as a strategy.Now, sweetie, you know how the British didn't tell people that people are getting killedin the Blitz.
20:30It does strike me that the simplest solution to this problem, you remember the story ofthe Odyssey?Yeah.While the Odysseus, you know, to get through the lines presents a gift, but the gift is a trap.Okay.And we know the one thing that they want is unfortunately you.A big horse.Oh, so I, well, you know, you would be the big horse in this situation.
20:51You want to make a big me?Not a big you.I'm saying that you a normal-sized you.That we hide inside what the fuck?We do have some miniatureization technology.I don't know if it's that.I need you all to just sort of embrace the allegory or the sort of metaphor of what I'm saying here,which is that I'm not saying that literally we're going to hide in a big version of my granddaughter.
21:10Because that's what I thought you were saying.What I'm saying, what I'm trying to say, what I'm trying to posit is similar to how Ogesius bamboozled the Trojans with this presentation of A.gift that they wanted, we could similarlypresent tothe enemy.It's just funny to think of theTrojan horse is something they wanted.Oh, it's a horse
21:33right now is a real big horse.Oh, it's so practical.My point being,what are we going to get our king?What do you get a man who's got everything?Ooh, I want that.I should have got that.Ooh, I should have got that.
21:56Go get that.Go on the beach and get that.Sir, I don't know.Why are you going to get horses?What I'm trying to say is that we could, similar to how Odysseus presented the horseand then they took the horse in and then all the guys are there.They're trying to set a trap for you.So we walk into the trap and that at least gets us through no man's land.
22:20And consider also that,They likely are not aware of the myth of the Trojan horse.So it could work.Okay.Although, again, I'm not saying that we should literally build a big horse.The Trojan horse, they didn't walk into a trap.Okay, this is Will.I refuse to believe you guys don't understand what I'm saying.
22:40Oh, wait.Wait, no.I get, so another Greek myth, the star wasiest.You walk in with you, but we act like you're a prisoner.I do like this version of the Odyssey, though, where we clearly said an ambush.And they're like, we're going to walk in his ambush.They all got bows and arrows on the walls.Like, when they come in, we're going to shoot.
23:01They're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't shoot.There's the big horse.It's dead.This episode of Dungeons and Daddies is brought to you by Alienware.My name's Matthew Arno.I'm an entry-level PC gamer.That's his dad fact.Quick.
23:22I'm Freddie Well, and I play Ashley Birch.A gamer.The only gamer.Nice. I'm Beth Mayand I play Herve the WarQuigley andone of these things I only use penand paper to compute.
23:36There's a hole in the sky andfrom it comes an Alienware 15gaming laptop but it's very big theside of the spaceship. That's a beauty.Imagine the lap that that laptop goes with.A large beam of light comes up and sucks youinside and you find yourself withinthe Alienware 15 gaming laptop.
23:53You are on the PCB board.You must find a way to escape this alienwe're a quality computer.Ashley, you're more of a gamer.I'd like to roll to identify the Intel Core 7 processor.You rolled great.Roll sound.Well, it's a 724 H-Series 2 CPU.
24:08That's the one with the balanced GPU CPU configuration.Wait a second, guys.Is it getting hot in here?I feel like someone must be playing a graphically intensive video game.As you look down, you realize you were on the GPU itself.Oh, yikes.Don't worry.Cryo chamber design on higher tier GPU configurations at airflow,
24:25so thermal capacity scales will perform.Can I roll athletics?Yes.I want to leap onto the slim lightweight chassisthat even though it's very slim and lightweight,it's premium materials and very refinedso I can take a hit.I'm pretty sure it can support the weight of Dale.
24:39It definitely can.In order to avoid the heat.So the heat starts getting bad,but then at that exact moment...I roll a 20.Wow.You leap onto it like a dove taking flight.The cry chamber activates.
24:50Actually, the room begins to cool down a little bit.So you're actually not as much danger as you thought,but there's still a ticking clock.I hit the durable Nova Black finish.I go,ho, refined, but built to take a hit.Roll to see if the intent of this devicewas to build a versatile device
25:03that's gaming first,but could also support day-to-day needs.Oh, I got a natural one.Okay, turns out that was the intent of this device.That talented role you just madejust goes to show that you can be an entry-level PC gameror just a gamer that needs a second device.Ralph, you're more portable than the one they are.
25:17Ralph, you need to speak up, it's too loud.Wait, hold on.What's this button?And I hit the stealth mode button.Quiet.Switches from performance to,quiet mode so now we can hear each other.You try to keep going forward, but you find yourself
25:28blocked by a sheer wall that'scompletely 90 degrees up. Don't worry.A full 180 degree hinge meansyou can lay this flat or adjustit to where it is most comfortable.Roll to push the 180 hinge down so that it's flat.I got another natural 20. Amazing. It's down.What are we going to do? We're at a crossroads.
25:44Don't worry, guys. Just like my wife,this machine has robust porth option.Unlike your wife, this is alive.We were very intentionaland just like me, I was veryintentional with my port selection in place.Just like your wife's left side has a power port.I just disgrace the memory of my wife cookie with that ribald remark.
26:03Just like your wife's ports is very dark in there.So I'm going to use the backlet.Can I use a backlit keyboard to illuminate?You see before you, much like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, certain letters are trappedand certain letters are not.And the lit ones that are red are the trapped ones.So you now get across the bind keyboard.Quick question.
26:20But they're not mined in real life.I have this item in my inventory, a large fingerprint.resistant touchpad. I don't really know if there's any way we can use that. I just I should say it out loud.Probably good to have just in case. Yeah, we'll use that in the main series. As you look back at whereyou came from, it turns out you came from a 15.3 inch 165 hertz. 165 hertz monitor. Yeah, that's prettygood. It also has 1920 times 1200 wookska.WUXGA. That the vicious alien wokska. He's taken over this alien. And he's really dangerousbecause that's 120 more vertical pixels versus full HD. Can I roll and investigate to see what the
26:54aspect ratio provides.You rolled a 16 and then you roll a 10.That's crazy because that's what the aspect ratio is for screen space,extra screen space for immersive gaming and multitask.I love multitasking.Guys, we may be able to get out through this USB port,but we don't know what generation it is.Wait, what's it say here?
27:10Gen 2?That means you could charge up to 100 watts through here.USBC Gen 2, so you can't get it upside down.The USBC Gen 2 is blocked.We're going to have to use the RJ-45 Ethernet port,the HTML 2.1, 2, USB.P3.2 type A ports.Oh, type A, that's my personality.
27:28A big door blocks us. Sorry, I'm taking overDMing right now. A big door blocks us.And a voice comes over the speaker,to pass through this door.Call to action.Wait, I know this.I think it's a riddle, guys.I think the answer to the riddle is visit
27:44alienware.ca.Slash alienware 15 for moreinformation. With that, the door opens and youare able to escape through the vent on the backof the laptop. The alienwarecryotech cooling architecture, getting a nice breeze on your butts as you exit this canon adventurethat happened. Tool fans, copper heat pipes, and the dedicated rear exhaust? Wow, it really trulysounds like this system was engineered around the real workload, not just peak benchmark numbers,
28:09the payoff being consistent, stable performance, even when the pilot is pushing it hard. This is a giftworthy of my grandkid. And to your great tragedy and misery, the alienware laptop in that momentdecides to zoom off to another part of the galaxyto inform some other people about its amazing features.And you are left for reft, knowing that you have touched heavenand that you cannot get back there unless you went to alienware.ca.slash alienware.ca. slash alienware 15 for more information.I guess you could do the prisoner thing if you want.
28:46But how do we get out then?Like, they're pretty well entrenched.Well, how are we going to get out either way?Well, if you guys go stealthy style.There's four options as far as I see it.Okay.There's crawl, climb, swim, swim,or fall.
28:59Or Trojan horse.Or Trojan horse, which I am crawling.So I personally can't crawl or climb.I can fall pretty well.Not necessarily anything, do anything after that, though, you know.We have drop shoots if you need them.And I can swim.Drop shoots.
29:13Yeah.Or we can do the Trojan horse thing, which I get what you're saying.I think it's a good idea.We just got to figure out what they want or culturally understand what the luminousbecause I think the Trojan horse was, it was a gift to a God.And it would be offensive to not take it or something along those lines.Like that.So you have to figure out what it is that would be equivalent.
29:32I mean, we could say we're ready to join the hive mine.What about that?She says pointing at the suitcase you have in your hand.What is that?An AI Trojan horse.Oh.Oh, no, this is our friend Al.And it's too small for us to get in.
29:45Al come out and say hello.Hi.So Al is with sort of the keys to the car, so to speak.Yeah, I'm their friend, but I'm also an object.Yeah.Well, I'm sorry.I mean, but it's fine.I don't mind being referred to as.
29:57the keys.That's fine.So Al, our ship can potentiallyjump to the spark right away,and Al is the key to the ship.I mean,that seems like a hell of a thingto put potentially within their grasp,
30:09but it is definitely something they would want.Well,they do explicitly want you,right?To be clear,they want me potentially to kill me.Like,I understand that.
30:19There's the possibilitythat I leave this bunker and get sniped.Hmm.I don't know for sure.Is there any intelligence we can gatherbefore we head outto any of these places?I just don't.
30:28I'm trying to figure out how we can do this without us all die.What's in the mountain?So let's say we pick one of the four options or five options if we're going to go inside of a horse.If we got five options, if we got to the mountain, what's next?Inside the mountain, they have a facility set up.So you would basically be sneaking through there trying to get to what I assume are prison cells within.And then you'd find Kev and then you'd get him out.Have we talked about tunneling up from under?
30:54We have not.We also haven't even.This red faction?You're going to just shoot a rocket launcher at the terrain.What's the ground like?Do you have a big digging tunnel device?Well, this is mine.They do mine, right?
31:06They do because they have a mine.Oh, so then they're mine.Yeah, digger is here.Feels like there's a lot of good ideas.So many good ideas I'm having a hard time keeping track of them.Yes, agree.Let's go through each one.Because before we come up with another one, like coming up from under,
31:23let's just go through each one and see if we like it.Okay.No man's land.No man's land.Seems risky.Seems risky.I mean, they all seem risky.I'm going to say that just so you know about every single one of these.
31:34Well, Nomain's Lane is where the war is.So you'd be walking through a war.That's tough.That's tough.Okay.The lake.Clearly, I guess we can go around and get to the lake without fighting much of combat.Mr. Zodiac is out there.
31:45But there's only one person there now.Well, there's the zodiac and then there's potentially something in the lake.Some horrible lake monster.Unknown lake monster.Unknown lake monster.Do we have boats or anything?We do.But, I mean, the people we sent out were on boats.
31:56and the boats just went down under two.I also feel like one of the people survived the zodiac killer in that particular.Yeah, that's true.There's a multiple stabbed guy who's still there.The woman, unfortunately, is dead.But that's not, this isn't the actual zodiac killer.It's a lot of different planet and everything, too.Oh, okay.
32:12Yeah.It wasn't a, yeah.I just thought, you know, like bringing my expertise.Dave Toski over here.Geez.Taller mountain.Fun.Five more fun.
32:26Seems risky.We have parachutes.Is the top exhaust?Is there like, like, you can't just be...Like, mines on the way up to the mountain?Well, you need air.If they're inside the mountain,there must be some sort of air ducts or...
32:37Yes.Yeah, there's got to be an exhaust.There's got to be, like, all mines.So, like, getting up there, that's good.How will we get to the tall mountain?Will we just fly around the war zone?Go all the way around the other side.Well, here's the thing, Dale,
32:49we turn around 180 looking at them.And then we just keep going until we get to the back of that mountain.Oh, yeah.It's like the philosopher modest mouth said.The universe is shaped exactly like the earth.If you go straight along enough, you end up where you were.Yes.That's good.
33:05Or behind the enemy.You could do that.I mean, as far as I know, they've probably installed some mines on the higher mountainto dissuade exactly what we're going to attempt to do.But that's as good a plan as any, for sure.Question.What do the minds look like?They're like this big, she says, putting her hands into like a circle about the size of a hamburger.
33:21And she says they're bright red when they activate and they're camouflaged.to whatever surrounds them when they're not activated.That's an effective mind.Or climbing.Climbing.And no offense, just looking at you.I could bear it.I used to do some climbing.
33:35I can climb a little bit.I think I'd have a tough time on this climb.I don't think any of us, unless we got like some space climbing.I would like to introduce a fifth possibility, if I may.From my time raiding Minecraft bases.Okay.Often, those with mining operations have long networks of tunnels in the search forfor lucre and resources.
33:53If we go to a similar level and just try and intersect with one of those,we could intersect with one of those veins and then get in through their mining operation,which is probably the last place they're expecting it.And at least security, too.Who mines the minesmen?Who minds their minds?Do they, are they?Are they a contractors?
34:13I know, but what matter?Are these perhaps dragooned miners?Or they robots?Are they robots?Are they robots?What's the mining situation?To the best of our understanding, it's a lot of the luminous themselves and some robots.Now that's the other thing that makes, again, as we all know, from our last encounter with the luminous,
34:29when you alerted one of them, you've alerted all of them.Yes.This seems impossible, man.It's a true Gordian knot.I will say we haven't had much use to build one, but we could build some sort of seismic scanner to see, you know, what the underground looks like in terms of their tunnel network?Wait.Wait.What are they digging?
34:49Bales got an idea.What are they digging for?Hex diamonds.Hex diamonds.You have hex diamonds too, right?Yeah.Your idea is perfect.Their horse is a hex diamond.
34:58So let's get a big old fat hex diamond right out in the open for them.But there's hollow inside.It's inside us.And won't you see it?What?If it's a big diamond.Yeah, you want them to see it.But then they saw the horse.
35:10But then they'll see us.The horse wasn't based on.If they saw them.We're in the diamond.It's like the horse where you have to get it there without them knowing.Yeah, yeah, yeah.But that's the few ways to do that.Once we're inside the diamond, they won't see us.
35:22Well, no, is the see-through?If we're building a fake diamond, it would not be hard to make a not-seat-te-th.Famously, in the origin, then the horridoros, the Trojan horse, the Trojan horse.You know, that's only one part of the game.But the real genius of the Trojan horse was the Greeks pretending to leave.Ah, yeah.That was what sold the other, because they were like, we're so sorry we did a war with you.Here's a horse.
35:44Uh-huh.Just goes like, and high-fives you, then hugs you really fast.And points at you and goes, that's it.That's it.We pretend to retreat and then we leave what was in the base.This magnificent huge diamond.Shit.That's not bad.
35:59And then they take the diamond in.They come to us.We don't have to climb or swim or deal with the Zodiac Killer.We just sit.We just sit inside the diamond and they bring the diamond to the base.Maybe we cut out some carpet, keep it in the diamond with us.I don't know if we need.Oh, yeah.
36:13That's right.It's the wrong thing you do.So we wait in the diamond.and then they bring the diamond into the base.We hop-pop out of the diamond.We get Kev, and then we commandeer some sort of vehicle with which we can escape.That's good.That's good.
36:26Or we have a signal, and then we bring the Lux in to pick us up.Sure.That's good, too.Yeah, presumably if they think that they don't have to worry about jumping on the anti-air guns because we're gone.We'll have to take out the anti-air.I also will remind you, this is how this is Will Campos, who listened to the podcast recently.We don't do a good job of keeping a track of our items, but Dale does have.have a Tron light cycle.
36:48Nice.Wait, what?That's pretty cool.You got it at the mall, like six episodes ago.It sounds like we have a plan.Sounds like a lot of smart people got to do a lot of work.I'm just going to go take a little joy ride.He's in the background doing donuts.
37:04He was on the desert waste and neon streak off into the horizon as death.I got to clear my mind while.Dale, that haircut looks great.Sorry, I can't hear.I'm going too fast.How did you know which response?Come in, Dale.Come in, Dale.
37:24I think he's going too fast.He's going so fast.I can't inhale him on the radio.He's just a streak of neon light on the horizon.Okay, do you guys have anything?Wait, how fast does this go?I don't know.How fast is it?
37:35How fast would it take me to get to the lake and back?Okay.Matt just puts a little more of those lights like those square walls around the Zodiac killer.I was about to say the Tron light cycle is almost 60 miles an hour, but that's referring to the ride.The real thing is presumable.There's a ride?Oh, yeah, dude.The top speed of the Dillinger's Systems light cycle in Tron Aries is 255 miles an hour according to official promotional material.
38:05Oh, I love that.You know what that is, right?That's the 8th-bit integer limit.Oh, that's cute.That's very cute.Some intern cook.How big is this Balfield?How many miles?
38:15It's like half a mile?It's like half a mile end to end.Okay, so I could get there in like 20 seconds.Yeah, you would also have to slow to a stop unless you want to get really fucked up.Anthony.You can just take two 90 degrees turns.Yeah, you're right.You're right.
38:30As long as you don't stop and it can turn on a dime.So I guess you could.And what would the danger be?Sorry to detour.No, no, no.It's fine.If I wanted to drive as fast as I could to the location of the two individuals we found.Okay.
38:41And check on their status.Okay.And if they're alive, bring them back.And if they're not, then at least I know what's happened.Can't come back.What about the Zodiac killer?You're going to stop the Zodiac Killer?First, let's see what's happening.
38:53Okay, so in order to do that, I would want a piloting roll from you.And the danger would be that if you fail a piloting role, you either would drive straight into the lake, or you would potentially hit a mine or depends on how Badger Roll was.But like, there's mines, there's crashing into the cliff, there's crashing into the lake, there's turning too quickly and running into your own trails.Stories old as time.Old, retire, he gets a Harley-David-Bin.But now I know.Raps is power.Do it.
39:20We'll save it.No.No.So they're not going to do it after all that?You're going to edges with this fucking Tron light cycle?The moment you guys are like, why are you doing it?Do it.Do it.
39:27Why aren't you?And then when you turn around, I'm already gone.All right.Give me a piloting roll.I love it.Eleven.I just started.Oh.
39:43Eleven is not going.going to do it. So what happens is you're going insane. I'll give you a choice. That's what it'll be.You're going insanely fast, but you realize you don't quite know how to slow down in time.There's like a Lords of Arabia. There's a kid's playing on the road.And the strong life cycle.Oh my God.So you're going so fast, you haven't given yourself time to slow down. So your options are,keep going and ride it into the lake where obviously your momentum will slow significantly and you can get off the bike if you want.
40:14to and all that stuff.Uh-huh.Or you can try a very risky 290-degree angle turns one after another.You're going to have to roll a luck roll to make sure that you don't accidentally do 390-degree turnsand then crash into your own trail, which is what generally happens in Tron.I was always just want to turn around.There is a red button on the rod.And if you press the red button, it might make you go faster, but it will also double the negative
40:39consequences if you fail.That's what I want to do.Okay.This is my reaction.Oh, sure, sure, sure.Dale is a little scared now.It's a little faster than he thought it was.Yeah.
40:51And he's questioning why he let the peer pressure get him to do this stupid idea.And he just wants to,he just wants to bail.He doesn't want to bail and no bail in the mission.Like he doesn't want to keep going towards the lake.Oh, bail on the mission.He just wants to,he just wants to,
41:07he wants to turn off,go left.On our map,there's nothing but a message that says,best of the fridge.He lost to justHe lost into a 180 and come backand pretend this didn't happen.
41:21Very slowly, yeah.I was saying that leads to a canyon.No,the canyon's in the shape of those letters.Does that be like piloting again or something?I don't know if there's...I want to come home.Okay, so we'll say getting to your objective
41:33is completely off the table then.If you give me one more piloting role,you will successfully turn twicebefore you hit the lip of the canyon.Gun 11.So you're...Your light cycle sails off the canyon.The trail just goes
41:50as your light cyclefucking drops off the canyonand disappears from sightas far as anybody can tell.And you are out of sight right now.What are the rest of you going to do?Wait, and then two stretchy monkey de luffy handsgrab the side of the game like Indiana
42:08Indiana Jones.Roll athletics, yeah.There we go.Thank you.More acrobatics.You just wrecked your cron life.cycling two turns.24.
42:19God fuckingdamn it.God damn shit.My life.Fuck my ass planet.God damn it.Back in the bunker,I think Herb is like,
42:27when Dale gets back,I gotta have a stern war with him.Yeah,it was a little irresponsibleof us to go to himand to doing that.You say that?And Dale's already right.
42:35Dale's right behind you.No, no,you're not.Because the thing is,you've come up on the can,but you come up basicallyin no man's land.You were now stuck
42:42in the middle of no man's lanewith no bite.Some of the machine gun emplacements on the luminous side are beginning to like stop firing and they're turning toward you.Now, I'm on the side of the clip.You see on my hands go up like Indian Jones.Yeah.I didn't say I climbed up.I'm just hanging on.
42:57Now I'm just going to shimmy along the clip out of rage.And I'm climbing, but with no purpose I'm going to give back to my friends.And I'll roll athletics.They're going to see this.What are they seeing?They're seeing fingers.Firstly, you...I'm far away at my.
43:13I'm sorry.They saw a big fucking light thing that they're going to obviously look at.And then they're probably going to, that's right.They have the same holographic technology.That's right.It's a tough target.Is they just try to shoot by fingers?Yeah, yeah.
43:24It's just your fingers.But they see something's going on.And they're going farther than you would normally think a person could stretch them.Yes.I think it's probably not unreasonable.But A, they know you can stretch.Although they know you're here.They don't know it's you.
43:35But they would probably start firing mortars at least at the weird finger things that areon the side of the fucking canyon.Okay.There's a weird day at work for the loom in this.Okay, fine.Yeah.So I'm going to,I'm going to give you some mortar fire.
43:46I said I didn't want to do this.I knew it was going to be a detour.And now I'm regretting this.Okay, so an 18 is going to hear an arm class, I assume.18 will hit his armor class.Okay.So you're going to take...I want to dodge.
44:01That's the calculation.Okay.I will say you cannot adequately judge the full distance of this drop.But in this moment, you can choose to either take,the damage of the mortar that is coming to your hands.Okay.Or you can just let go and see what happens.Monkey's Levy parachute, dude.
44:20I'm just going to take this first hit.I'm going to roll 5D10.Matt, I'm going to be like really mad.I don't want to do that anymore.You did 17 damage.Okay.You feel your fingers are just basically on fire now.You're still hanging on,
44:33but the fire is also beginning to spread.It feels like with a fire out of the mortarsis like something that's also got gasoline.Oh, jump from Ghos.So the gasoline is running down your arms also on fireand getting close.or to your shoulders.I'm going to put one hand down.
44:46Okay.Lower and grab a lower ledge.Okay.And then with my other left hand, I'm going to do a very theatrical.Ugh!Roll either performance or deception.That's me with advantage.Because if I shot a mortar and two hands on a cliff,
44:59I will take that.I would be like, no, that guy's pretending.I'll take that.Yeah, that's true.Go ahead.Roll either deception or performance with advantage.Can I take that first one?I will take that natural 20, though.
45:10Ooh.Okay, so you describe what happens.I mean, exactly that.I grab a ledge below me.And then with that other hand, my hand waves up and then looks like it's a man who's flinging.And because my hand is stretched, it looks like the person got blown off.Sure.So it looks like it's like all the way back.
45:27Okay.And then I'm going to be very quiet.And I'm going to slowly climb across the cliff.It's like to get back to my friends.Yeah.And forget this ever happened.So that happens with your natural 20.I will say that for a period before you show up again, everyone thinks you are dead because you also convince them.
45:43Back in command, we're all like,Oh, my God!Oh, Dale!I'm gonna make the shit out of you guys.You made him do that.I can't believe it.Oh, no.Drop to the ground weeping.
45:52I feel like you walk in on like we're having a little vigil and you get to do a cool strider.He has like that little Eragorn moment that they added for no reason where they think he's dead for a second.Yeah.But yeah, Dale just comes in.He truly was a friend to all.I still out.Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Roll perception.
46:09Uh-oh.Uh-oh.Six.Okay, never mind.Uh-oh.You do not hear them doing.your eulogy so you don't have the Huckleberry Finnoption of listening to your own
46:17us. We're in the middle of it when he busts in, right?Yeah. I remember whenDale went out on his light cycleto stop the zodiac killer.And it'smy greatest regret in life that Iegged him on to go do it because I thought itwould be cool and that he would
46:33feel good about himself before the mission.I'll miss him always. He was a friend.Dale wore a shirtthat said,you are here with a littlearrow on wherever he was.And I wish I could see that shirt one more timeso I could put the arrow next to me.
46:54Dale died doing what he loved.Cruising. In this case, cruising off a cliff.But cruising, nonetheless.I didn't know.Hey, you guys.Oh, my God.Excuse me. We're having a funeral for a friend in here.Excuse me, one minute.
47:11You need to book the conference room through the app.All right.be with you in a second.Guys, listen to the voice.What I miss most about Dale was his voice that I could recognize anywhere, I will say.Aha, opens the door.And guys, what the fuck?Oh, Dale.
47:28I'm deeply embarrassed about the last 10 minutes.I think you should be, man.I think you should be.All I can say is, I didn't get to the lake.So God rest those porceles.And he's definitely going to strike again.And also I lost that cool bike.But this is,
47:47but maybe we can use this to our advantage.We send out a distress call to the IBS and we say,we've lost prototype X,our high speed assault craft we were going to use to win this planet.I like where this is.Our test pilot died and therefore we are retreating.Nice.And that becomes part of the cover story.
48:06Yes, I like that.And we send it with a really bad encryption.Yeah, like the zodiac.Yeah, we write it with the subs.We write a note.We're the Zodiac.Holy shit.That's good.
48:18I like that.I like that plan.It also makes me feel better about what I did.We transmit into the blind.Encrypted message, but not that encrypted.Kind of encrypted.Yeah.A little bit encrypted.
48:29Send a discussed call saying we got to send out a rescue mission for Mr.I don't know, like Mr. Alpha or something.Mr. E.Yeah.That way they're like, whoa, not only did they lose something there,but they're trying to save whoever went in that can.Oh, that's a bunch of people.So we retrieve Mr. Alpha because he has secret information.
48:46Mr. E alpha.That would be devastating if it fell into the wrong hands.Edgar Alpha Poe.Edgar Alpha Poe.So this is all extremely good.It is at cross purposes with the hiding in the diamond thing.Because if you want them to go get Mr. Alpha and the bike, you can't hide inside the bike.That's true.
49:04We could fake your deaths.No, no.We can just stick the crystal thing.What I did, team, everybody, I was selfish for a moment.I just needed a little moment of escape.They absolutely egged you on.I mean, I don't really know you personally,but I will say everybody egged you on.
49:19Herb's right.I'm old enough.I'm old enough to make my own choices.And even though you might have egged me on,I only did it because I wanted to escape for a moment.And I put us all in danger and we don't need to try to make me feel better.The plan is good.Let's get inside of a big crystal.
49:35And then hopefully get carried over to that other mountain where we can find your great grandson.Okay.All right.Okay.Okay.Okay, so I'm sorry about your cool one.You guys want to know how it felt?Yes.
49:46Yeah, tell me everything.It's the greatest feeling of my life for about 20 seconds.I would do anything to get that back.I think we'll do a little time jump here or a montage.Over the next six hours, it feels like the IBS starts their packing up procedure.They are, you know, fucking echo base, go, go, go, like loading shit into shuttles and getting all the logistics ready to leave in a huff.While that happens, you can long rest if you want to.Yeah.
50:11Get your.Yeah.Your health points back.They also makes a few, like, have half-hearted attempts.You know, he's like offering help, but clearly not.Like, you know.Yeah, anything.Hey, well, oh, he's stronger.
50:21You want me to, okay, well.Holden the door open for a lot of people.Yeah.Aha comes by and has what looks to be a sort of a small projector-like thing in her hand.And she says, so this is going to be a holographic projector.We don't have a hex diamond that big.So it's going to basically make this thing.And she points at a small van, essentially.
50:42It's basically going to make that look like a massive hex diamond.Okay.As long as it doesn't get jostled too hard.We want them to take this back to their base.Yeah.How well is that going to work?Like in terms of the illusion,can they poke it and it'll feel real?
50:54Like, how does it?Yeah, can we put some real hex diamond also there so that if they like...Well, it's a hard light projection, so it will feel hard.If they actually try to, like, test its full...No, stop!If they tried to...Hold on, hard stop.You're telling me you got a projector that can make things look big and feel hard.
51:12Yeah, yep, yep, yep.And are they pocket-sized?Can I carry one around with me?I will give you a second one that's for the exact use that you're thinking of.That is probably one of the most maligned inventions of the last 10 years, but yes, you could have it.Why do people hate it so much?Because now everybody has a big dick.And it turns out a lot of people don't necessarily enjoy big dick.
51:37Nobody has a big dick.Let's focus up here, boys.Yes, sorry.All right, so we get into this van.We turn on this projector.The van now looks like a huge diamond.Just so you know, so I'm not breaking cannon or anything like that,the van is basically a ground transport that looks a little bit sci-fi.
51:50It's not like a minivan.Okay.Okay.And also, if we're not bringing canon, I just want to understand.So, like, this actually, it just makes your dick big or it makes a look?It makes a hologram of your dick.But the hologram is feelable.It feels.
52:02I get that the person wearing a strap on.If a guy wears a strap on, then it's just two things, though.Unless it's a strap on with a hole in it where he puts his into that and pretend.Wait, is that a thing?Like a lightsaber.Extending.So one last lore question.It's a lower question.
52:19I understand that the person receiving the hologram feels it.The person who will not feel it.So it doesn't do anything for that person.Not really.I mean, other than there you go.Another hologram on the inside that feels like the inside.Yes, if you fleshlight hologram the inside.Okay.
52:34Okay.We've solved sex, gentlemen.Everybody's making a joke out of this.But last time I asked these questions, we got a carpet that stopped bombs.I'm just understandingI'm just understandingall the basics of this holograph.Where's the lie?
52:50That tracks to me.Now, aha, where are you going to be?Are you going to be off world?What are you doing?Are you coming on the mission?But you're too valuable.You're too valuable an asset.I mean, what do you think, grandpa?
52:59Like, if you guys get my kid,I want to be able to fucking see my kid.Or at least you would happen to him,but I don't want to be, you know,I was beginning to say,before we got into the discussionabout hollow flashlights and stuff,that the director will
53:11break if it's jostled, and ifsomebody scans for it, they'll find it pretty muchimmediately with even a cursory, lowlevel scan. Oh, that's not good?Yeah, that sucks.That's bad. I presume thatthe people coming for thisthing would maybe not bring
53:27scanners for... We have to...We have to allay theirsuspicions. Consider if wehad an old-timeyprospector who was guarding thisdiamond that they found. You know what I'm saying?Okay. When they show up, what do they see?An old-timey prospector saying, get on out of here.
53:45This is my diamond.You can take everything but the diamond, which is mine and I found it now.It's not the IBSs, it's mine.It's my diamond.Is one of you going to play the prospector?That was a pretty good voice, but I want to hear everybody else's.Well, Herb, give it a shot.Go on, get.
54:04Can't you see I don't watch you anymore?The diamond?Yeah.That was good.Okay, Raoul.Well, none of us should play.Oliver's like, I could.No, because in the Odyssey, the prospector dies.
54:17There's no prospector in the Odyssey.That was the character's name.Ellie played as the prospector.Tom Cruise has Digger.The person who's outside of the Trojan horse.This is the most Digger character that we've come up with.None of us have seen the movie.We don't know who Digger is as a character.
54:38He might be really problematic.We have no idea.Then the Tom Cruise plays him.Well, no, no.It's all we know.Is him.Is him.He is him.
54:47That's why he is confusing.It's like, wait, the top of Cruz, it's like a Kanye situation.He changes his name.Is he digger now?He plays him.Are you unfamiliar?Okay, whatever.I'm not getting into this.
54:59So what would you guys like to do?I don't. I, the only problem with the prospector is the prospector is not going to be in the diamond and can't come on the mission.That's fine.And then the prospector will, like my friend Dale said, probably.probably get killed.There is, I just had a thought.Although I don't know if I should share it with you because I'm the DMand I shouldn't be coming up with ideas for you.
55:17Well, this is really hard, Anthony.Did you ever think about that?Yeah, you're also playing character.I'm playing a character who's a military person.So basically what you want, I'm not.Basically what you want to do is get the luminous into a situationwhere they feel too panicked to use a scanner.Or that situation is so dangerous.
55:36Or so comfortable that they don't feel the need to scan it on?Potentially.of Anthony's good idea before we did.So what we could do, hypothetically,is leave a detachment of shrupsthat tries to kill the luminousthat come for the diamond,like set up some sort of situation
55:54where we're getting this thing out last, for instance.We could tie a bunch of chains to it,like you were trying to drag it out.Sure, yeah.Or we could take it like a shipand then have it, you know, broken,like somebody's repairing it,like Han Solo, like, that goes there,
56:07this goes there.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.And then we could basically try to shoot it,the luminous who come for it, and then they would have to quickly get it and get away,and they wouldn't have time to scan it.But they would assume that it means something because we're fighting over it.And because the DM came up with it, he's got stakes in it working.It will still have to be rolled for.
56:23And we plus it up by having my...Your prospector?My prospector.One of the guys is a prospector.Sure.Jumping G-host of it.And Freddie, you can play the prospect.What if?
56:31It's not your character.What if?Matt's talking to Ivan Dale, because this is a real one.What if?You said if it would have a jost.old.So like, what if we put the big diamond, like on like a hover sled already for them?Okay.
56:46I know what you're thinking.Well, that's too obvious.Like, they're going to be like, that's a Trojan horse.I mean, that is how we would move it.Matt, that's so obvious, though.Yeah.Yeah.The problem is everybody knows the Trojan horse.
56:55People don't expect the Trojan horse of the Trojan horse.We make them think it's the Trojan horse.They're like, oh, these guys are trying to pull a Trojan horse on us.And we even put life forms inside the diamond.But we're actually hiding in the hover site.So they bring the Trojan horse.And they're like, well, we know it's the Trojan horse.Let's get them.
57:10bring the shit that's so good.And then they're going to shoot the diamond.And then we'll find life forms in it.Holy shit.But we'll put dead bodies in there already.Yeah.And there'll be a bunch of dead bodies.It's like you were hiding the wheels of the horse.
57:23Exactly.Oh my.Oh my.We give them the.Holy shit.Matt, you crack this wide.Open that.Make it look like an obvious Trojan horse.
57:32So that they punish us by bringing the horses.Because they'll be like, yeah, what we're going to do, they're going to open that up.And we're going to be right there.Yeah.What if they destroy the hover two?They were dead.It's a war.There's always an option.
57:48No, no, no, no.There's the trick.Inside the hover.You fucking,check this out.The hovercraft,we've got a little steering wheel in there.Oh, so we can see it away.
57:58We can always peel off and go away on our own.Yeah.Okay.Secret steering wheel.Yeah.Okay.It's like, Anthony, it's like those magic tricks where they do the cuddle and you realizethat the assistant.
58:09and just like lying flat with their kneestouch down.Yeah, no way expects us to be hidingin the really thin like hover sledthat I made up. Yeah. I mean, we havehover sleds. That's a thing. Do they have littlesteering wheels in them? No, we would have to modifyone, but you guys could, you know, roll
58:23some gadgetering or technology or something.All the head heads down in engineering and town we need to whipin there. Let me take a look. Let me take a look.It's like the floats. You guys watchthe Rose Parade. Yeah, of course.It's like the floats. They got people inside.There's always a little man in there.What? This one's easy.
58:39Let me roll for it.The floats, they don't drive by themselves.There's people in that?They hide a person inside, not the ones on top.That way, even everything, those are fun.There's people in there?There's more people than those people.There's this thing.
58:51I'd like to, I'd like to attempt my technology role.Technology.Technology.Go for it.19 plus 726.Jesus.Okay.So describe the process of how you build this thing successfully because it is successful.
59:04We look at the hover thing, which is hovering.And we're like, ah, we make it thicker, you see.so that we can fit inside of it, right?But we taper the edges in such a wayusing known principles from 19th century stage illusionsto make it look like it's a little thinnerthat should be using angles.There's going to be one season where Freddie doesn't just play Freddy
59:23but with a different name.This is not that season.Well, no, okay.So now it's sort of like how they make a 42 millimeter watch,but really it's the lug to look.Exactly.That's what you've got to be measuring.That's how you get wrist presents.
59:33Exactly.Wrist presence.I love it when my girlfriend gives me a wrist present.Bill and Frey talks about watches.I now know how you feel about all the time.When we talk about anything.I'm sorry for everything we've done to you.Thank you.
59:47I apology accepted.What's crazy is like I like watches.Oh.I mean,I don't really get what they're saying.I can appreciate it.It's just you and me.And we don't here.
59:58I'll tell you what,we don't use the steering wheel too much space, Matthew.What we use is a little Xbox 360 control.I want you to imagine if you will.I have an idea of sometime somebody did thisand it didn't go great.A confined cramped space with a video game controller and a TV screen for what's going on outside.And that's what we're doing.
01:00:16But flat, like a pancake.Okay.So I call it the hovercraft.So like I get, like we could put some dead bodies in there.Yes.What we want is for them, because I think they're going to scan this.I would scan anything before I brought it to my base.We needed it to look like there's life forms in there.
01:00:33Oh, I can take care of that.I have little spells and illusions that I can conjure up to do such a thing.Most easily.You could bring people back from a dead?No, but I can pass.Wow, that's crazy.At will, minor illusion, you create a sounder image of an object within range that lasts for the duration.They'll lose it.
01:00:49So I can create little noises of like scooty, shuffly feet in there and stuff like that.The prospector is a minor illusion if you think about it.Nice.Nice.This plan is functional.We've got all the ships ready to go.Do you guys just want to get in?Yeah, get in.
01:01:05All right.And also, arm us up.Oh, yeah.She'll throw this up with cool guns.Yeah, yeah.So she gives each of you a blaster rifle that I will paste the stat block for a blast rifle.Also, while we're here, I'm not saying I like this.I'm just saying, if we do get inside and things go poorly, you might as well just, I know you have a lot of responsibility.
01:01:23And this is a tough call to make me.Maybe you've already thought about this.I wouldn't be surprised if you already said that you did this.But if you want, you know, you could always put a plan C for us, you know.Yeah.Like, we're going to be in the mountains.So like, if it's going to go bad, we try to shoot our way out.But if it goes really bad, if you're like, you know, a big bomb.
01:01:37A nuke the mountain?Yeah, I mean, just say you might as well.We would completely destroy all the hex diamonds within, but yeah, we could do it.But by doing so, deny your enemy a valuable resource.I'm just giving you the option.You know, we're going to go in there might as well.And I'd rather you just be a private.It's not going to happen.
01:01:49We're going to rescue my great-grandson and we're going to get out of here.I agree.But sometimes plans don't go the way you want.Like, you think you're going to go on a fun ride and go help some people out by a lake.Oh, damn.Yeah.So you all are given a concussion rifle.I put the stat block for it in our Discord under the
01:02:13season four subheading.That's what the NFL uses.All of us doesn't need a concussion rightful.I want one.Why don't I get one?I'm supposed to go on unarmed?Oh, is he coming with us?I don't want to leave.
01:02:26I want to stick with you guys.No, no, yeah, you can stick around.It's just, uh, uh, uh, it doesn't give it.You don't use it on your side.It hurts you.It doesn't give you a concussion.Are you worried?Yeah, no, no, I'm not going to get another concussion.
01:02:38Oh, my prostate hurts.I need my own.Oh, I'll help you check it.Check my prostate.I'll help you check it.We can go over the process.That's like the prospector, but for prostate.Yeah, I need my fellow old boys to check my prostate.
01:02:49And Oliver, you don't want to watch this.You really don't want to watch this.All of you, huh?Yeah, it's, we do this.Listen, if one person needs a check, odds are everyone needs to do it.We all to give each other a check every once in a while.I hope to have, you know, a friendship that is as solid as your all's that I feel comfortable doing.This is a necessity.
01:03:07It happens with old age.I'm sure, that's fine.I just still, you know, you're being very vulnerable with each other.I think that's very cool.It doesn't mean it.anything if it makes you ejaculate.Oh, okay.Let's not do Ralph.
01:03:21Oliver, go over there.Yeah, no, I'm over here.All right.Because I really do need to look back back.I really do need to look back.I really do need to ejaculate.I'll take a look at it looks fine.Anyway, so.
01:03:34You're just looking into his butt.All right, Ralph.Concussion thing is the thingthat Oliver, like, did.Yeah, he shouldn't even be near it.He shouldn't be like fucking with a concussion thing.Oh, this is the rifle he had that he'd definitely the bird people with.So he might, yeah, it might trigger him.
01:03:51I don't think we should take these rifles along.No, no, we shouldn't take him along.It's dangerous.Why do we, like, can he go?I just, I worked.The more you are weird about stuff with Oliver, the more he's going to start to suspect that something's going on.It wouldn't be weird.You know, it's like it would be safer if he were away from me, but then I wouldn't have him in my life anymore.
01:04:13and I've gone so long without him, and so it's just, it's hard.But we'll be back.Yeah, we'll be back.I don't think it'd be weird to ask him, like, hey, it's a dangerous mission, just us for.What if that's got to do it.It only fits.This thing only fits so many people.The other thing, I think we say we have Oliver can be our rescuer if something goes wrong,
01:04:33although he can't pile it either, so that's not going to help.Can everybody, this is not important right now, but it will be later.Can everybody give me an insight check?Oh, God.Insight.Oh, fine.Finally.17.
01:04:4423.Okay.That's half of you, so you passed it.Okay, cool.AHA seems surprisingly unnervious.Huh.Aha.Ah.
01:04:54Hey, you boys figure out what lie you want to tell the bamboozle Oliver.I'm going to go check in with my.Herb's prostate's a little bit hard to find.Yeah, let me just bend over real quick.We'll be back when we're done.Yeah.Ash, I need your help.Yes.
01:05:07We need four eyes for this one.Yes.Jesus.You guys don't have to say it so loud.I'm over here. I don't want to hear it.When you get older, you'll have this level of...You can't tell you that, and I'm looking forward to it.It's more like eight eyes with the glasses, you know.
01:05:20Oh, boy.Can't see his prostate without his glasses.I take aha aside.It's going to be a, you know, I might bite the big one out there.I just want to say it was a pleasure seeing the wonderful woman you have grown up to be.Oh, that's very kind of...You're not going to be fine.It was a pleasure to see you as well, but this is not a goodbye.
01:05:39This is going to be fine.You seem surprisingly calm.Like, I'm quaking in my boots over here, and I want to just make sure that everything's okay.And sometimes when things seem very okay, they're actually, you know, whenever I would step in it with your grandmother,she would get very quiet and she would get very calm.And that was how I knew she was furious, like a tempest raging under a calm lake.I knew that the calmer she was, the more trouble I was in when I had, say, done something that probably I shouldn't have.Yeah.
01:06:10Yeah.Now, I'm, to be honest, I'm fucking furious.Well, tell me what's going on, sweetie.I'm curious that my kid was taken away from me for no fucking reason.Yeah, of course.I'm just trying to keep a lid on it because if I lose my shit, then I'm not going to be a good leader anymore.You know about that, I assume.You've written about leaders.
01:06:28Yes, I have.Teenage leaders that are often having to control.Well, it's just like Randy the Roach.You remember from Teen's X, Randy the Roach.Randy the Roach, my favorite character.Quarterback of the football team.And he, you know, during the game against the rival high, he's, he's, he'sI recently found out his whole family got bug sprayed,
01:06:43and he was trying to keep that under his lid.But he got to him and they lost the game.He realized that that was less important than his family dying,but, you know, it was a, it was a point.Yeah, I thought that was a pretty dark book.It was a dark one.Your mother and I, like it,that was during her Randy the Roach phase
01:06:57when she was sort of a tempest entity pot herself,and I think somebody came out of the work.But I see what you mean.You got to keep your eye on the price.Can I ask you something a little personal?Of course.What do you think your wife would say,my grandma would say if she was here now in this situation.
01:07:15Well, what would she?Well, I'm trying to.Your grandma, she would, something wise.Fair.You don't have to have something off the cuff.I know, but, you know, she was so proud of you.And I'm proud of you, too.And I, you know.
01:07:31I really appreciate you doing the research and, you know,learning to be cool with everything.What do you mean?By default, a lot of old people don't understand gender and it's fluidity and all that kind of stuff.And you guys immediately read up on all of it and you just understood and accepted me.And I really, really appreciate that.You know, you're old enough to know.Truth be told when we first found when, you know, your mom told us about your gender and everything.
01:07:55I wasn't the most.I had thoughts.And I, you know, who told me to shut up was your grandmother.And, man, that's always something I've never felt great about.But, you know, I know a thing or two about keeping a lid on it because sometimes when you're rattling.around, you know, you wouldn't necessarily say or do things that you thought were good.And that was how I felt.Yeah.
01:08:14You'd be told initially when I heard about it.And then your grandmother said to me, Ralph, you big dummy, you just spent your wholecareer right in a book about how people change, you know?And like things change and the world is different and we're different.And you love your granddaughter and you got to just love her.She gave me a swift kick in the ass is my point.I realized the problem was my own.So AHA has been sort of looking down as you're talking.
01:08:36And when she looks back up, her cheeks are wet with tears.and she just says, I just, I just, I just really, really, I miss them.I miss them.I miss her too, hon.Okay, well, you go out there and you, you, you bring back my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,I give a hug.She hugs you back really, really hard.It's going to be okay.
01:08:55Okay.Okay, so here's what I'm thinking.Yeah.We go back over there and we tell all of her that there's been a recall on these weapons andI act just, just, hey, so I'm like, you tried to give us faulty weapons.I just read it on my phonethat the Toyota dealership is having me come back in with this weaponThis weapon sucks
01:09:15And so, yeah, so I think that's what we do.We'll do different weapons?Yeah, let's get different weapons.I don't want this concussion rifle.I want a different weapon.All right, I will give you guys repeaters instead.What?They're not as powerful as concussion rifles,
01:09:28but that's not something you want.You say it's a repeater.A repeater.Yeah, unfortunately, the sound they do make when they fireseh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.Wow.All right, Oliver, we got a new weapon for you, Ali.Come on back.
01:09:41Oh, okay, cool.And no worries, your grandpa's looking good down there.Yeah.Oh, I guess.He's about a court low, though.Oh, boy, I didn't need the details, but I appreciate the, yeah, okay.Well, yeah, this isn't as good as a concussion rifle, but sure, I'll take this.What are we going to do with our stuff?
01:09:58What's tough?Like him, and he points at Al.You know, are we taking him into the hollow thing with us?That seems like a bad idea.Oliver would probably be pretty good at protecting owl.That's true.And then we could go back to the concussion right?No, because they're faulty.
01:10:11That's right.We can't do that.We have to wait for the new year.Boom.Roll deception?Oh, shit.Fuck, I got a seven.Got 14.
01:10:24I'm going to have him roll opposed insight.Oh, no.You got Nate.He for a second thinks that he's being lied to, but it's the confidence of Dale thatmakes him like, okay, I guess there's, I guess they're on a yearly cycle of getting weapons or something.That's okay.That sucks, but yeah.Never been as good since 1994 as far as I'm concerned.
01:10:42Okay, so you want me to hold on to this?Yeah, go back with...Yeah, because we trust you, buddy, so you're going to do a great job protecting.You and AHA, watch out for each other, just like when you were on the team together.AHA, Oliver, you do know each other from back in the day.Oh, yeah, we go way back.Yeah, so you two are in charge of Al here.Okay.
01:10:59And Al, and Al, like, looks down at it with this sense of like, wow, this is a heavy thing you're handing to us.but she says, yeah, I'll do whatever it takes to keep it safe.Yeah.And Oliver goes, yeah, this shouldn't be a problem.It shouldn't be a problem.Yeah, this is going to be fine.I'm not finding a great vibe off of this.Are you guys okay?
01:11:19There's some weird history with you, too.What's going on?No, we didn't necessarily get along the best.What was that about?It was a long time ago.We were kids.It doesn't matter.Things from a long time ago can still have problems.
01:11:32Whatever it is, you guys got to quash the beef right now.Okay.Yeah, it's water on the.the bridge, right? Yeah, yeah, it's fine. It's fine. I roll insight to see if the water istruly under this bridge. Never understood that. Water under the bridge? I mean, it's always underthe bridge. Water flows. It flows. It's moved on.I thought it was perpendicular to the bridge. Oh, that's good. On the bridge. I didn't know that.There's water under the bridge. That makes sense. No what? Thank you, Ralph. That's why you're a
01:11:55writer. Oh, stop. Bridge over troubled waters. Now, that'ssomething when someone helps you over it through a problem. Through the problem.Or above the problem.Water the problem.Around the problem.I roll insights.I got a 11.With 11, you can't really tell.
01:12:14All right.It still seems like there's some friction there, but I try.You're both adults.They're both adults.They'll be okay.Yeah, we'll be fine.And we're both under 50s.Like, you know, we're...
01:12:23Oh, yeah.Don't forget.Young guns over there.Yeah.Yeah, I didn't thought about that.Hey, actually got some friends your age you can play around with.All right.Let's get into this.
01:12:33We're chums.What's this name?this is a chanceto make somethingas famous as a Trojan horseThat's a good pointOh yeahTough one
01:12:42What about likeHexy or somethingThe HexyThe HexyWell you're in the hoverNot theOh it's well we're on the planetDeath
01:12:51This is a cute planI think we call thisThe Death Cab for cutieYesThat's perfectThat's a good band name tooOliver's likeAnd AHA's like
01:13:02Fuck yeahOkayWell good luckYou're going to hear gunfire and stuff, but that's just, you know,it's us fighting off the luminous in a kind of half-hearted way.So don't panic if you hear, you know, screams or anything like that.Of course.Yeah, yeah.
01:13:14There's no light in there, so you guys go in and then I will follow you into the dark.Okay.Yeah.God!God!So you all get inside the death cab and AHA gives you one last look and then a thumbs up and it closes it behind you.And after a few minutes,you hear something approaching
01:13:37and you hear gunfire on both sides of you,blastered, either side of you.It's going perfect.I hope so.Meanwhile, I'm casting my spellto make it sound like there's like little creaksand sneezes coming from inside the fake jam up of us.Yeah, that's great.
01:13:54Everything we say, make it say it up there.Oh, that's good.Well, don't say that, though.They don't hear us.They rolled a pretty good perception check.So they know it's a fake.Yeah, they think that the diamond is a fake.So you hear and then feel an explosion above you as the diamond is blasted to shreds.
01:14:15Uh-oh.And the impact could have like shutters through the death cab.And then you feel movement.Oh, good.Thank God.Perfect.Yeah.What did they say?
01:14:26Do you hear any words?Like, why would they be moving?Well, they're the luminous.So they don't really need to talk if they don't have to?Yeah.So they blew up the whole diamond above us?As far as you can tell.Okay.
01:14:36All right.That's your guess.All right.I cast message to talk to everyone quietly in our, in our minds.I say, Dale, I'm a little worried that they know we're in here.Because it sounds like, Dale's nodding.They blew up everything.And now they're wheeling.
01:14:50Why would, if they didn't think we were in here, why would they blow it up?I give a shrug.Why would they keep us?I look terrified, though, but I give a casual shrug.I go to Herb.I'm like, Herb, I think they may have, I think they might know we're down here.I don't know.It will be cool.
01:15:08Cool, everyone.The difference with our Trojan horse.We can drive it.If we need to.You can drive it.And I'll say that you also have the option to, if any time you want to basically kick the back door and just, like, get out of it, like, physically, you'll get a surprise round on whoever's around you.Yeah, but there could be a lot of people.But there could be a lot of people.
01:15:26Yes.That is, that is a risk you're taking.Do you think to put, like, a little peephole?We write this out.Yeah.You can check the glove box for title and registration.I think we just got to write it out.Don't die.
01:15:37No, this is, this is not a dashboard confessional thing.It's a fucking death cat.I say this to each one of them.I just want to say, it's, I'm pretty sure we're all about to die.And it's been an honor to know each and every one of you.Having seen.If it's the last act, if I die, I want to die with family, not with just three guys I know.So I stealthily spit my hand.
01:15:59I spit.And I put it out for you guys to lick it.I spit.I lick.We all lick.And I say, if nothing else, no,we did a good job with the next generation.I feel good about our, your grandkids were great.
01:16:13And I'm sure your grandkids is great.We did our best.But there's still so much I want to do, man.I know.I feel that way every day when I wake up.Maybe they'll write songs about this death of cap for a cuttie.It'll be a tragedy, though.Also, I have a cold.
01:16:27I should have told you that guy's been involved.We all have the same cold now.So you feel yourself continuing to move towards who knows where,hopefully the base, are you going to stick with it?Yeah, we're saying.I want to be clear.Even if they open the door,is that we can see you.
01:16:43I'm closing my eyes.I'm pretending we don't see me.Well, we've got weapons.I was like perfectly still.If my eyes are closed, they can't see us.So after an interminably long time, almost,you finally slow to a stop.You don't really slow.
01:16:59You're not going that fast.So you abruptly stop.And there's dead silence around you.we should have put a...Now this is when they all start drinkingand they party at nightand then they go to bed.And then we come out.
01:17:14Then you hear...Grandpa, you can come out now.What?It's AHA's voice.That doesn't necessarily mean it's Aha.Aha, is that you?What if it's somebody with just her voice?Nobody's in here.
01:17:30What's in here?What's the name of the quarterback in teen sects?Fuck.He's a roach.He's a cockroach.What's his name?I answer me.I have forgotten.
01:17:41I'm sorry.Punch it!Now it starts rolling.It starts rolling away.No, I'm just a bad listener.I'm just a bad listener.You drive away, I guess.Okay, stop at him.
01:17:51But again, you have set up no window for yourself.So you just balk into something really hard.Yeah.I stumble out.So the Trojans, the Trojans didn't put the horse on their own boats.Uh-huh.So you're in an empty room.you recognize this is the room that you saw in the video
01:18:09where Kev was tied up and the sculptor was like ha ha ha like around himso this is that room in aha says he diedwhat what I was on shore leaveand he was in a shuttle coming to pick me upand he died for nothingyou didn't and now we have Aland so I can bring back himand grandma
01:18:37and it's gonna be okayno no this is wrongand you hear a door slam shuton the other side of the roomand she goesI just convinced them not to kill youI convince them to just keep you hereuntil we can get to the spark
01:18:51and then you'll be fineeverything will be finewhere's all of herhe's fine you knowI'm not gonna say itwhat do you mean what are you not gonna saywhat are you not gonna say manjust a second
01:19:00and then she morphs the flesh on her bodymorphs and transfiguresthe way that you've seen many luminous do itAgain!And she turns into the sculptor, and she goes, you know, what Oliver shouldn't know.I wanted to get you guys off the playing field, but she wants you guys to live.And I'm choosing to be the bigger man here and allow AHA to do what she wants.So, you know, just something to consider.
01:19:20And then she turns back into AHA.She's joined the Luminous.Oh, you're just getting, yeah, sorry.She joined the Luminous.Well, I'm confused because he's safe right now for now.Okay, okay.Aha.Yeah.
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01:24:09I absolutely thought it as well.
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