Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Desert men, swingers & feeling cuntry *Stagecoach debrief*

Episode Date: May 1, 2025

Hallie & the crew officially touched down at Stagecoach... and their boots are STRAPPED. From hockey bros in the desert trying to shove Zyns into Hallie’s mouth to stories of high school boyfriends dipping tobacco and Liv getting hookah poisoned, will they be able to shock you this week? Graydon hits the couch to debate who parties harder, Hallie makes out with a mystery man, Graydon falls in love with a Bad Bunny "lookalike," and Lauren uncovers the surprising rise of swingers. Just when things can’t get sillier, Hallie’s college roommate Margot joins the casting couch to dish on their wild roommate drama (and she's NOT in a ski mask). They wrap it all up with a rapid-fire round of hot takes: underrated sex tips, non-sexual turn-ons, and how to make someone absolutely obsessed with you. Yee-f*cking-haw. It's Extra Dusty! Follow @extradirty on socials to follow along with Hallie and if you love what you hear, leave a review and subscribe to keep the chaos coming. Love you!

Let's go to Europe. Well, Europe, Europe we're going, but that's not where the hot men are. Let's go to the Alps. Why not? Why are we going then? We're happy when I'm back. Okay guys, I'm doing something really fucking stupid right now. We have an emergency debris situation.

Hi, this is Halle from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Baby lock the doors, turn the lights down low. Guys. Play that music soft and slow. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. I miss you guys so much. I don't know what happened last week.

There was a little kerfuckle. some unforeseen circumstances and my list of people who over this day has grown a couple inches longer just know that anyways let's talk about stagecoach we're here I'm here with Lauren I'm here with Liv the girls and the gays great Grayden I think is taking a nap right now. Here he comes. Here he comes in. Cookie. Yeah he's in his robe. He woke up this morning and basically ate and then went back and took a nap. I'm not judging you but. He took three naps today and it's only 2 p.m. Yeah. Let's begin this episode explaining what stage coach is for people that don't know. It's begin this episode explaining what stagecoach is for people that don't know.

It's the country version of Coachella. Coachella for me, personally, I've talked about this before, is just too over-stimulating, it's too sceney, I don't know. It's how I compare it is like Hamptons versus the Nantucket. It's like a fashion show. Like a Nantucket's more casual and chill. Instagram fashion show. And Hamptons is like where you wanna be seen.

Yeah, see me. Yeah, and people are just like enjoying themselves and just vibing. Not to say that people don't enjoy themselves at Coachella. I just feel like everyone's just like, there's like less like. Not to offend the Coachella goers. I'm not offended.

I'll go to Coachella next year I think. I kind of, we're pre-gaming every single day of this weekend with Charlie XCX. And all my TikToks I've posted have been to Charlie XCX and not country music. And people are commenting being like, baby, you're at the wrong music festival. I'm done.

When we were at Zach Bryant the other night, seriously, no one had their phones out. People would take their phone out, take a picture, take a video, put it away. Everyone was dancing and singing and having so much fun. I have never been to Coachella, but from the videos I saw from this year specifically, that was not the case. People don't dance.

Why not? It's just a sea of phones yeah be more present I almost felt uncomfortable taking my phone out yesterday no yeah everyone's just like having like jelly roll we saw him last night he was amazing he looks great his visuals were off though yeah yeah it's like everything I couldn't see him yeah that was sad um I do that Brian was good. I don't like him. You don't like him? I don't like his music and I think he's ugly. Geez. I like his music. I don't know him personally, but I probably, if I had to guess, would say he would not be my favorite person.

Considering the slurs. But yeah. Anyway, great song. The slurs being considered. The slurs being considered the slurs being considered even now yeah but the music is good but I think his music is depressing and sad it's like I mean the best drive I don't listen to his music but watching him live it was fun yeah you listen to like EDM when you drive no I actually listen to Zach Ryan or EDM that's a crazy crazy fluctuation. Lauren is a woman of range. I don't have a middle ground. That's insane. Can we talk about the weather, though?

I don't mean to be like, hi, this is the podcast. Let's talk about the weather. But the weather was fucking diabolical. I did not pack properly for this. I didn't think I would need a full fucking bust down trench coat. Puffer coat. There was a man like her last night. I need my a full fucking bust down trench coat. Puffer coat. There was a family.

I need my Canada goose. Like I'm fucking cold. Wait, you actually did bring like a down jacket. The gray one. Yeah. I mean, I don't think. Yeah. I'm not juggling.

Oh, oh. I wore it over my juicy track suit. Yeah. I think we should start with what is like most prominent in my memory from the last few days, which was the herd the flock I know the herd because they're like cattle of Hockey players. There's like a hockey team like I guess you could say nearby within the state and There were like 11 of them just like literally left right left right like taking the same steps taking the same steps, like walking to this, like talking at the same time,

clones of each other and the way that they herded themselves around Halle. They were literally like foaming at the mouth and like chanting basically, like it was so crazy. Me and Lauren, I look at Lauren, I go, does she need help? It was so crazy. I mean, she's like, look at the circle of men

around Halle right now. They're like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Bonnie Blue, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, look at me, she's like, look at the circle of men around Halle right now. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,

ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh You can just tell by the way they stand in their build and just something about how they stand screams hockey to me. You know what I mean? Those boys also were not chic. Those weren't chic hockey players.

It's the more of the Oakley sunglasses. They're not chic at all. No. They're no style. That's what it is. No style. I think he was wearing, one of them was like, they were wearing bandanas around their necks with like graphic, they just looked really bad.

The graphic. Okay, I will say, not all hockey men, cause a couple of our friends date. And they can be chic. They have potential and they don't, these ones don't meet. I think they were too young. I think that's what it is.

They, and they talked young too. I was telling you, they were like, you, you get under that guy's skin. You gotta be like, yo buddy You're nursing that drink, bro He's like that would be so funny if you say that to him It's gonna get you got to see him. Did you call him over? Yeah, I'm like, what's happening? Talking about they all have Canadian accents and they're from like, Massachusetts

They're like, hey, hey, you want to drink it? They're like, eh, eh, you want to drink it? I'm like, you're from Florida. They were trying to stick zins into my mouth. They're so weird. And I was like, I will literally fall over. Once, so my ex-boyfriend in high school, he used to dip like long cut, like actual dip. Like he would have a spitter.

Long cut, long cut. They used to call it a spitter. They were spitting up around you. Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, they would have a spit up. That's what they call it in Boston. Yeah. Spit up. It was a spit up. A cup. And they would like spit into it and like people would like mistake it, like always a red soul cup. I remember people would like mistaken for it for their own drink at parties. Oh. Yeah.

I would like, he would like literally be dipping while I'd be giving him that. And that was a good thing for me. It's like me spitting when I'm whitening my teeth. Yeah, literally. But extremely. Cause like you can't swallow it, right? Cause it just like is supposed to go into your gum.

I don't think you're supposed to, but like I tend to. Do you know what I tried it with? No, I mean dip. Yeah, I was throwing up everywhere. Me and like two of my girlfriends when we were 15, cause like all our boyfriends were hockey players and we're like, I wanna see what the hype's about. So I was like, okay, let's try it.

And so I put it like a fat fucking lip and I was like, I literally thought I was seeing stars. How they put one in like each corner. Yeah. No, I like an apple deca, below deca. Hallease, I feel nothing. I got nicotine poisoning like that once from hookah. I got nicotine poisoning from hookah when I was in high school. I was at a pool party and my boyfriend at the time who was like so toxic and scary like if you're seeing this you're so scary. He like picked me up from the pool party because he was just like mad that I was there

and I like started throwing up in his car because of the hookah, it was really crazy. I got caffeine poisoning once. All right, we have a special guest, Greedyn come down. This literally feels- Greedyn's gonna fall asleep again. This literally feels like a fucking casting couch.

Hello. Yeah. I'm really tired. No, we've had some long nights. We have like the responsible ones that are sitting on either side of me. And then we have the feral crew, which is me, Grayden and Margo is passed out somewhere. I just like don't you just have a stamina that I that I don't.

I don't. I agree. And you know, you're worse than me. Yeah. I don't have stamina. No, Grayden, you could have stayed up until than me. Yeah. I don't have stamina. No, Grayden, you could have stayed up until 9 a.m. Yeah, but the next day, like it ruins my whole day. But I- Yes, but you sleep the whole day.

I haven't slept today. You woke up at noon, eight lines, and went back to lie down in your bed. I didn't get a lot of sleep. No shit. We were in the Sprinter last night coming home from a party. It was 5.30 a.m.

We're all fucking cross-eyed, no one can see. Like I don't think any of us could see. It was 6 a.m. What time was it? To be fair though, we did stay up for 24 hours. We did that just the day before. Oh, the day before. Yeah.

Did what? We like did like the long travel day and then staying up late. Yeah. It's not built for everyone though. And you are so ready to go to this post post post game at six a.m. You're like, can I chill?

You go, you go, can we just swing by for 10 minutes and then leave? I go, what's the point of that? Can you explain to me what the point of that would have been? I just don't like to go home sometimes. Why did I just say it like that? Can you explain to me what the point of that would have been? I just don't like to go home sometimes. Why did I just say like that? I just have trouble going home. Why don't you guys like hit me when I do that? Can somebody like legit? We try. And then you're like, don't shame me. You're like, legit. No, no, no, we try. We try. It's like, legit. And then you're like, don't shame me.

Like. You're like, don't look me in the eye when I do this. Like, roundhouse fucking kick me. No, last night. Knock me out. Wait, I was making out with a boy all last night. You always make out with that boy randomly when you see him like once every four years.

Wait, he's so hot. Wasn't he hot? He's like a frat boy, but grown up. Well, yeah, but at the same time, it's like, every four years. Wait, he's so hot. Wasn't he hot? He's like a frat boy but grown up. Well, yeah, but at the same time, it's like, is he really hot? Yeah. What? What?

Are you talking about like, because of his TikTok presence? This is one thing I also need to stop doing is hooking up with male influencers. Hooking up with male influencers. It's so not me, but- Do not hook up with male influencers. It's so not me. Do not hook up with your co-workers. One of the male influencers asked Liv yesterday. He goes, where are you from? Liv goes, Rhode Island. He goes, oh, biggest state. Oh my gosh. She goes, so confidently, Lauren. The biggest state in the

union. I go, um, no. Is it? Okay, so he gives me some pink stuff and I don't really know what this pink stuff was. It was like after our two babysitters left, that's when things went fucking sideways. Lauren, you're right. It's a pattern. It is a pattern. It's like, it's like, Lauren leaving on how it breaks loose.

Yeah. Grayden, if I left at 1.45 and I roundhouse you and said, we have to leave, would you leave? Probably not. I would be over you. But if I agreed, I'd be like, Lauren, how dare you dictate this? Gretin would be like, stop judging me.

You were telling me at 6 a.m. you go, you're no fun. You're no fun. To you? I go, I'm in a cave hole right now and I am the voice of reason. How does that make any sense? Gretin has a- Wait, you fell in love with someone last night too.

The one you thought looked like Bad Bunny. Oh yeah. And he looked nothing, he was like from Montana. And then I looked closer and I was like, wait, why am I talking to you? Wait, he was kind of cute, but he was really into you. Didn't he say something to you? He was like, you're not gonna put my cigarette

in my mouth for me. And I was like, what the fuck do I look like? He's like trying to flirt with you. You're like, no. Hold on. No, Holly, the other night. Tell the story. Okay, yeah, you're a great flitter.

Tell the story. We're at the club. We're at Zenyara. We're on a table. Yeah. We're next to another table. And this guy that Holly hooked up with an Aspen was there and he's like Gorgeous beautiful. So sweet like photographer. He's like cool. Like he's a cool guy. He's a cool dude and

Halle's like, oh my god, look who's here. We're like, oh my god, cute He's like staring at Halle like trying to get her attention. I'm like how I go get your man She's like absolutely the fuck not I'm like he wants to come over here. Can I like wave them over? They're like looking her back was to them and I'm like, Hallie, go get your man. She's like, absolutely the fuck not. I'm like, he wants to come over here. Should I like wave them over? They're like looking, her back was to them and I was facing them, so I was like, let me just like come over. And Hallie goes, do not do that.

Well, once they're under my belt, I kind of just put them in the rear view. Who was it? The doorway. Yeah. He was like introducing you to his best friend. Yeah. He was like, this is my childhood best friend

and I want you to. You also kept looking at me being like, he's really cute. He was like, this is my child's best friend. You also kept looking at me being like, he's really cute. I'm like, so go. No. Was he in a bad mood? I don't think so. I think you were in a good mood. Maybe you just weren't feeling it.

I don't want to bring a guy back here. You guys just hear all my love making. Wait, Halle, you brought the same guy back in Aspen and we didn't hear you, the same guy. We shared a wall. The same man. We heard Halle walking up the stairs in Aspen and she goes, they have bunk beds in there.

Me and Lauren wake up, we're like, did you just tell them we're in bunk beds? She's like in this king-size bed, she's like the peasants are in there. Yeah. What else did we hear her say? You said something else really funny. She was like, yeah, fuck those bitches.

Yeah, yeah. This was after like a big ass and blowout fight and I went out and brought a man back. Oh my God, it was right at. Wait guys, I think it was before our fight. I think we were fighting all weekend, to be honest. I didn't want to fight. It was the crash out of 2025.

It was the elevation, the what's it called? Dude, yeah. The altitude got to you. It makes you shop, it makes you fucking. Makes you fight with your best friends. It makes you say crazy things, accuse people of lying, be a whore.

I felt like... I missed that part. Well, I was a whore. I made out with the Petticat driver. I feel like an Aspen guy. An Aspen, I feel like you have to be a whore. My favorite joke of that whole trip was that the Petticat driver grabbed us by our legs

and dragged us down the stairs. Stabbed us. My favorite thing that we whole trip was at the petty cab driver grabbed us by our legs and dragged us down the stairs. Stabbed us. My favorite thing that we do is we take a joke and we escalate it so much. I will take a joke to a place that you have, the crowd thought we were fighting the other night. Me and Halle at the club the other night were going, and by the way, and I get in her face, I'm like, yeah. By the way, yeah. And I get in her face I'm like yeah by the way yeah and I get her face that I'm like

yelling at her like interface you were pointing at each other we're going and yeah and yeah and by the way yeah okay we're to talk about sex because this is what we do on this fucking podcast if we talk about fucking sex and dick and the lack there of it and there's an epidemic, okay? There's an epidemic going on. There's a lack of it, but there's an opulence of bad dick. Okay? And I'm going after the bad dick.

Sometimes the best dick is attached to the wrong man. And that is true, clip that. Should we be concerned that there's like, we're at Stagecoach and there's so many hot guys and like. There's so many fucking hot guys. We can't catch a dick here. The amount of like hot men here that are from Colorado, Nashville, like none of the ugliest guys go to New York.

Yeah, period. We saw the cutest group of guys the first night at Zach Brian, me, Lauren, and Margot. And one of them came up to us, whatever. We were like, where are you guys from? We're like literally just wondering. He was like, Denver. They don't make them like you guys.

Where are you at, little lady? Like actually, and they're all tall. We're like trying to find Graydon. He's like actually, he's not standing out. Because they're all fucking six foot five. They are. Yes, there's so many tall guys here. My like, how I try to find you in a crowd

is I look for the tallest thing. Yeah. And I was finding that yesterday, I couldn't do that trick. Maybe we have to move to like Austin. I'm kidding. Wait, what if we all, all of us moved to like a random city? I think we should go on a trip to like Nashville at some point. Yeah, I would love that. I mean,

maybe we have to go to Denver. We're gonna go to Nashville. Yeah, we're gonna go to Austin. Yeah, we're gonna go to Denver next winter. We're gonna ski a little bit meet the hot men go to Europe. Europe we're going but that's not where the hot men are. Let's go to the Alps. Why not? Why are we going then? No, they're there, they're daddies. They're there, but I'm saying in the US, in the US we're going to Austin, Nashville, Denver. Not that I love it. Okay, can we talk about sex?

I wanna hear what your sex life is. I wanna hear about that, yeah. I wanna hear about that, yeah. I wanna hear about that little pickle. Okay? Okay guys, I'm gonna ask you guys questions and you're just gonna answer and if you don't wanna answer then.

If you don't wanna answer the question, take a sip of either your poppy or your Corona. Yeah, I like that. I'm gonna answer too just because, you know, I'm a woman of the people. Okay, let's start with Greeden. What's your dirtiest kink? I don't have a kink.

I feel like you must have a kink. What is my dirtiest kink? I think I know it. Tell me. Getting punched in the face. That's probably one of- Yeah, I was gonna say like, BDSM. Do you have an aggression kink? Yeah. Yes. I do. Only like in a sexual way where I'm- all parties consented. I'd probably ask it punched in the face. Yes. And that's like an issue for me. At least you're honest about it, you know Yeah That actually that really only occurred with like one guy Wait can we talk about the blood test?

Yeah, yeah Hallie and I are going under the knife next week and we have to get our blood work done Lauren take it away Okay, my blood. Hallie gets her blood results back Every category it's out of normal range. Every category she calls us to tell us about this. Halle goes, honestly, I showed up dizzy. I was already dehydrated. I need to go back. Like, I'll be fine in a week. We're like, Halle, what were you doing? Like gripping the walls, walking into the fuck. Take my blood. Like as if she was like stabbed, crawling through right,

what is it called? One medical. Yeah. I'm like, hell, you couldn't have had one glass of water before you went to get your blood work done to see if you pass for surgery. She's like, yeah, maybe I should have had a glass of water. So did you fail?

No, wait, so I sent the things to my dad. Yeah, what did he say? He goes, I think she's super dehydrated. Yeah, that's what they were saying. It's like, my metastase was fine, my calcium, all those were fine, which is an indicator of bigger issues, but all the indicators that were on mine were like, you just haven't

had a drink of water since like, 97. I asked him all the important questions. I was like, she has surgery, can she go? And he goes, I don't see a problem. I was like, really? No, I think they'll still hire me for surgery. I know, so out of normal range is not that out of. can she go in? He goes, I don't see a problem. I was like, really? I think they'll still care me for surgery. I know.

So what, so like out of normal range is not that out of. Honestly, that blood test was way overdue. I haven't gone to the doctors in over three years because they hate me and they always tell me something I don't want to hear. And I'm also like not good at health. So why go somewhere where like, they just like yell at you for that.

They yell at you? Like doctors yell at me. They say you're bad at health. I say you're bad at doctor. Halle yells at her doctor. I think we should talk about sex. Halle talks doctors out of being doctors. I think we should get back into sex.

Anyways, my dirtiest kink. BDSM. All right, you go yours. What's your dirtiest kink? Can I drink my poppy? Why? Breathe. I don't know.

I'm gonna take a sip. My dirtiest kink. Your cock hold, let's say that. Oh, right. Lauren likes to swing. She's a cock hold. Honestly, the older I get, the more I realize there's more swingers than we think.

I'm just gonna say like that. They're everywhere. They're everywhere. I have family friends come up to me being like, you know that so and so, like that's what they do. I'm like, oh. Well, they have swingers. have swing. I just don't think you've never been to a swinger party.

Well, they have them all the time. I don't really. I mean, it is a big light up. There's this like underground culture that we just have never like, be ball fucking tap in. I know. But like, I don't even know anyone that does that. Like, like watching. Summer House, like there's that new guy that like does like crazy shit like that. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm like, where did you come from? Wait, where are you going? Wait, can we I never got that invite on party follow. But I

would like to join, but I would do something like that. Just like to try it. Like, how does that even work? Like, does everyone have to get like tested? Or is it just kind of like, you're one orgy? No, it's no, it is like, it's it's like an orgy house it's an orgy house I've actually heard of these things happening in New York but no one invites us how many nudes you send a month great and I want you to answer this one honestly I was gonna take it up um a month yeah I feel like you fire off nudes. Yeah. Really? Someone said, well not like fire off.

That's like kind of crazy. Yes, sometimes it's fine. You can like rekindle an old flame that way. You know, it's a good way to keep in touch with people. I think. What? Like Liv says hi. Like when Liv says hi, Greta says hi.

Wait, can you tell your Grindr story or do you not want to tell the story? Like this is why I don't think sending news is really like safe anymore. Oh, because somebody sent me my own. Yeah, like you were on Grindr and Greta didn't like match with the guy. I mean, you tell the story, it's your story.

Somebody just messaged me my own pictures. Like did you, what'd you reply to that? I said, what the fuck? He blocked me I thought it was gonna go Into it So if you're listening to this I have your IP address This could also be a king I have but like this gets me in a lot of trouble sometimes This could also be a kink I have, but this gets me in a lot of trouble sometimes. I always have random end links.

I'll be like, let's record Sexy. Even if they're not text worthy. You'll also just send a nude. Oh yeah. You're like, yeah. No, I don't send nudes anymore. Oh, you haven't in a while? I mean, ever since the Snapchat incident?

Yeah, ever since the Snapchat incident of 2024, I stopped sending nudes. That will go down in history. That's the snapchat incident. Yeah, ever since the snapchat incident of 2024, I stopped sending news. That will go down in history. That's the craziest situation. That's a cold case. Yeah. Unsolved crime. But now I'm like more wary about sending them

and like having my phone, like all my images connected to my apps. Golly, your authenticators. Yeah, I have like 19 authenticators for everything because I have PTSD from this. Yeah, I remember this one time I snapped out, got hacked and the hacker was threatening me with like all these naked videos.

And I was like- Were they fire? No, no, no, no, I looked at them and it wasn't even me. It was like my like college roommates like running around naked the house. I was like, oh, it's fine. Lauren's like post him. Tag him. He was like, send me another nude or I'm leaking this. I was like, OK.

You sent me. It's not me. No. And then she sent a full frontal. Yeah. Spread eagle. It wasn't even me, but I wanted him to have the nude. She said, this isn't me, but you can enjoy this. Have fun. Do what you can enjoy this. Have fun. Do what you will with this. Do what you will.

Oh, I'm not worried, but here's one anyway. No, sending me is just like scary. You're welcome. We're all crashing out. We'll be back. Yeah, we're gonna take a little hiatus. I need to take some shots of tequila. We are going to come back

and you are gonna see us in a different state and then we'll do like a pre Going to the grounds. You're gonna see us really pretty and I'll take shots on camera Love you guys. Adios. BRB Hello everybody, hello everybody we're back from that little intermission We are pre-gaming right now. We're ready to get going. We're going to the The grounds, what are they called the grounds? Yeah, I feel like I'm dressing for comfort tonight I'm wearing this little puffer McGee and

I don't care if I don't look like the best dress there. I got my pictures. You can't always be I got my pictures. You can't always be about stress. You can't always win. You can't always serve us. But you can try. Hot take, I don't fucking care. Yeah. I like don't care about my outfits really.

I don't. I will always serve, face. Serve. But maybe outfit, maybe not be a serve sometimes. Well, it's just so like- Comfort is serving. We wait around so long there and our shoes are honestly like we're wearing boots.

So- I'm chattering because how cold I am. We need to be are honestly like we're wearing boots. So I'm chattering We need to be comfy like we need to be warm. I end up wearing that alpaca blanket. Can I say that? Why wouldn't you be able to see alpaca? Wait, the fuck? I don't want to offend anyone. The alpacas are fine. The alpaca community is really offended and I identify as an alpaca No, I just you know what I mean? Like you end up like being cold anyways, and then you're really not serving any kind so I don't even know no so who are we seeing today? We're seeing Luke combs I don't honestly I know three country songs off the top of my head. I don't really know much about Country music, but I hear that people are really excited to see him. I'm excited He sings um God's country. I hope he does this cover of fast car Margo's here. She's my college roommate

She holds all the vault. She holds the key to the vault to all my secrets Yay, welcome Margo Everyone say hi to Margo What'd you say about ski mask? No, we said that one time we would bring Margo on and put like a say about ski mask? No we said that one time we would bring Margo on and put like a ski mask overhead and lower her voice. Well now we can't do that Lauren because everyone will know it's her. The cover has been blown. You should not work in the FBI Lauren. But let's talk about last night because I was trying to debrief with Graydon was nonverbal and like mumbling sounds at me joggers joggers joggers but let's go over last night because they left us yeah and they

were our babysitters Yeah Yeah Will you be at the gaga later? Let's go there already. You sound like a cartoon. For anyone listening right now, they're probably like, what the fuck is going on? This is a them thing. You know what it sounds like? You know the movie Spy Kids? Yeah.

The thumbs. The thumbs, what are they called? The Fooglies. Yeah, it sounds like Fooglies. We also. David and Carmen Cortez. We went through so many different accents. Sorry. New York accents too.

It'd be like, oh, I can't speak. Oh, hell yeah. We go into the function. Yeah. We look, oh my god, who you bringing to the date party tonight? You can adjust like a big slut. You sound like Jennifer Coolidge. You look like a whore.

You guys are so much like Jennifer Coolidge. You sound like a Long Island, like, whore. Slut. We look, oh my god, you look like such a oh yeah but like boys didn't like it I like love it can you pull it out tonight I think it's cute and funny and it makes me laugh yeah um but yeah we were called we lived in the Minerva we lived together for how many years like four and then we roommates in New York and that was crazy we had we had a psychotic roommate I hope she's watching this cuz

I know she's dead. Say her full legal name. What's her name? Let's say her name is Sarah she oh wait this is actually good story time let's buckle up everyone strap in she would she was like a sociopath like lied about everything she was hooking up with your ex-boyfriend's brother. So there was some connection there. And then you guys were going through a breakup. Not a breakup, but like you were still kind of talking and like kind of hooking up, right? Like kind of like in a weird like limbo, you know like the limbo post breakup area where you're like kind of talking but not talking.

Like wasn't it during that? We weren't hooking up, but it was... Fresh. Yeah. Yes, the wound was open and she was there with the salt. And she was like, let me make that wound burn. She would like be in a room, and like we lived in a very small apartment, like a 400 square foot like box, three bedroom, one bathroom. It was basically a fucking functioning closet. She would FaceTime like these brothers in the room

and leave the door open and be like, so, so and so, are you hooking up with any girls? Oh my God, that girl is so pretty, you should hook up with her. Knowing Margo could hear the stories going on. Well, good riddance, that sounds like really bad energy. Yeah, and I unfollowed her and everything. Well, maybe we should put her at.

I feel like that's such a thing, though people move to New York and they a lot of people just like find roommates on Facebook marketplace right? I thought this was in your dorm. We purchased our own Facebook marketplace. She was 350 bucks. Okay so what's the plan for tonight? You know who texted me? One of the daddies. Oh! Yeah, let's talk about daddies. We have to leave really early in the morning. Yeah, but there's daddies. But there's a daddy in town. Will they pay us?

Daddy's in town. Will they pay us? Are we escorts now? Will they pay us? All right, wait, honest question. I didn't mean to say that. Like, why would I say that? Do I look like a fucking hooker,

Graydon? No. Will they pay us? Will they gift us? We first moved to New York, everyone did think, I don't know if we talked about this, everyone did think that me and Holly were escorts. We kind of were, but like, we were escorts for vibes.

Like, you know, everything is about like exchange of goods. We brought them vibes. We did not bring them mouth or a pussy, but like we brought them vibes. Yeah. And in return, we networked. Yeah. And they paid for our things. You're a vibe worker, not a sex worker. You're a vibe worker. Well, I'm pretty sure escorts don't sleep with their clients.

No, that is our career. I carried the vibe. But I did end up, I did hook up with that one, the one that texted me today. He's here. I think we need to stop referring to daddies. He's like 36. He's a cool daddy.

No, daddy should be above the age of 45. Daddy. He's a young daddy. We used to go on like brand trips with the daddies. I felt like before like I was in social media and anything, we would go to Miami. We spent a lot of time at the faena. I'm so bored. The faena.

We spent a lot of time at the faena in both wings. No, it's just me. I'm so bored. I'm all the way over here. No, it's fine. Why would you say that on my show? They're gonna clip that. I just had to be honest.

Let's play beer pong. Reading took like the truth serum. Lauren from meet the Falkers the truth serum. He's like I'm bored and you all look like shit I don't want to go to it. I never said that you did you try being an influencer for a day All right, should we land this plane yeah, all right, let's end this segment with the rapid-fire hot takes, okay guys I'm just gonna ask the group and you guys can all just pitch in. What's the number one thing that makes a guy a walking green flag?

He's nice to his mom and calls her every day. He's nice to his mom and calls him every day? Calls his mom every day. Okay. Yeah, that's a good one. That is a good one. How they treat their mother is also very reflective on how they treat you.

Yeah, but that's a line you gotta teach her. And do you think they should be submissive to their father? Jesus. What? Wait. What? I'm so confused. Not sexually. Not sounded very sexual.

Like, do you think they should, do you know what I mean? Like, obey their dad? Yeah. No, I think they should be their own man. I think they should be getting along equal. Okay, scratch that, keep going. Okay. What's, okay, that was weird for me

how do you make someone obsessed with you make them come no literally ignore them yeah don't text back don't initiate plans be bland bland. But not too bland. But be nice. I disagree. Be nice. No, literally, how I scare men off is I either initiate plans or I reply too quickly. I think be hard to get a hold of,

but then be really sweet when you're with them. And they're like, I answer really quickly, and I initiate plans. If you want to get rid of a guy, just be like, hey, let's hang out next weekend. They're they're gone. Goodbye. I will say that the second I started kind of like pulling away from Jordan is when he was more interested. So I would say like, keep it.

Why can't it be easy? Why can't it be easy? I'm easy. I'm easy. But if somebody wasn't if somebody wasn't answering me, if somebody was playing her digga, I would just block them. You're special. I don't want to play a fucking game. What's quick advice for surviving a Sunday scary hangover? Get a drink.

What did you just say? Get a drink. I said dumplings just say? Get a drink. I said dumplings. I think any reality TV on a Sunday just cures me. I've had scaries. I think if you have scaries on a Sunday, just call out of work on Monday. Or keep drinking and then have a Monday's scary. And then you can just sing about it.

Yeah. Can we talk about the time we got blasted at Dewest? Monday's and then you can just say about Can we talk about the time we got blasted at due West she left her phone in an uber my phone was disabled We're three hours for three hours Yeah No, I was I was doing You were responsible though. No, I wasn't. I was doing key bumps in the bathroom of like the restaurant we're at on a Sunday afternoon. We closed it. We closed it down. They said, I think, yeah, they were like, get out.

They were like, you were. I heard I was dancing. Do you have any more questions, Allie? Yeah, you were dancing and we were sitting on someone's lap. Graden just leave. Graden what? Graden. What's something non-sexual that turns you on? Grayden just leave. Grayden what? What's something non-sexual that turns you on?

When Jordan tells me about the stock markets. When your boyfriend tells you about the stock markets? You're like, you're so knowledgeable. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Do you like, that's insane. Or would you like driving a car? I like when a guy drives a car for some reason Everything turns me on even that tripod right there holding up the camera to record this honestly like everything turns me on

Sorry No Everything I should be on this what's a sex tip more people need to hear? A what? A sex tip. That loose, baby. Don't ignore the balls. Right? The mochi balls?

The mochi balls. Put it in your mouth. Don't overthink things, just do. Like just do, don't overthink it. Oh my God. This man is having the time of his life. It does, okay. I feel like girls get so in their head when they're having sex

and guys are literally just happy to be there. Guys are just like, fuck yeah. They're like, fuck yeah, pussy. So like do what you wanna do and have fun, have fun. What's one sex tip you would give, Grayden, that people should do more? To guys. Yeah. Bitch, I don't do more? To guys? Yeah.

Bitch, I don't have socks, I don't know. No. No. Is that it? Is that it? Three sums. Does it have to be someone random or can it be a friend? I feel like it should be random.

It should be random if you're in like a relationship. Raise your hand if you've had a three way. You have one together. Margot, lift your hand up. She doesn't three-way. You have one together. Margot, lift your hand up. She doesn't want to lift her hand up. You were my first experience with that after me and What's-his-face broke up. And I was like, I don't want to do this alone.

And you were like, I'll do it with you. Wait, that's cute. No, that's literally girly things. You didn't want to talk to your boyfriend? I was going through a breakup and I was scared to venture new penis by myself. And Margo thought he was really hot. So I was like, wait, shall we conquer him together?

Remember he was so excited too. Do you remember any of this? No, I do. Remember, we're lying down in the bed together and we're at each other's, together and you're like get each other It's just like giggling. We're willing to And he's like what's going on right yeah get down there bitch Stay down

So said he ran into Rob to tell Robbie No, he was on the phone with his friend. Guess what just happened? You'll never believe this. He's like, you'll never believe this. Let's end this episode with like some words of wisdom. Graydon, take it away from us. It's been a long three days, you guys. You know, we're very happy to be in the desert.

Gonna get all country with each other. Shout out DSW, show the boots. Shout out to DSW, look at all of our beautiful, beautiful shoes. Yes, love them. We love a motherfucking boot. We love a motherfucking boot. I love my boots, they be walking.

But what a privilege it is to be in the desert with some of your closest friends listening to great music. We've been really connecting spiritually and physically. Physically, yes. Physically, lots. We've been really connecting spiritually and physically physically. Yes, physically. Lots. We had sex. Clip this Hallie and I finally had sex. Yeah. Yeah. So apparently last night, we were all in Hallie's bed. And I said, I got up and I left and I said, I have to go home.

And was I being serious? I was like, I'm going home. We're laying in our, yeah. We're like, Green's Day summer party. He's like, I have to go home. I'm like, we are home. Like I probably left the door and I was like, wait, I am home. And then we woke up to pizza crust. Yeah, there's pizza crust all over my bed. That might have been like, where do you guys get pizza? We brought the love. home yeah there's pizza crust all over my bed remember I made us bring the leftovers yeah Jason you okay guys yes anyways I love you all thank you for

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