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Factually! with Adam Conover - Zohran Is Making Democrats Look Bad with David Roth
Episode Date: July 2, 2025Last week, Zohran Mamdani shattered the notion that a New York City mayor has to be some craggy-faced, man-shaped stack of disappointments who’d sooner die than be seen on the subway. The y...oung, energetic Democratic Socialist ran on a platform of making New York City a more livable place for average residents, which—surprise!—went over well with average residents. Listening to constituents and trying to improve their lives doesn’t seem like a controversial stance, so why is it that the Democratic establishment seems almost as afraid of Mamdani as the Republicans? This week, Adam sits with Defector journalist and longtime NYC resident David Roth to talk about what it might mean for NYC to have a mayor who actually understands what NYC is, and what that might mean for the future of the left.SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/adamconoverSEE ADAM ON TOUR: https://www.adamconover.net/tourdates/SUBSCRIBE to and RATE Factually! on:» Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/factually-with-adam-conover/id1463460577» Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0fK8WJw4ffMc2NWydBlDyJAbout Headgum: Headgum is an LA & NY-based podcast network creating premium podcasts with the funniest, most engaging voices in comedy to achieve one goal: Making our audience and ourselves laugh. Listen to our shows at https://www.headgum.com.» SUBSCRIBE to Headgum: https://www.youtube.com/c/HeadGum?sub_confirmation=1» FOLLOW us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/headgum» FOLLOW us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/headgum/» FOLLOW us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum» Advertise on Factually! via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hey there, welcome to Factually. I'm Adam Conover. Thank you so much for joining me on the show again.
You know, American politics and media have been especially fucked up over the last couple
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And now let's get to this conversation with a very funny and insightful Dave Roth.
Okay, Dave, thanks for being on the show. Thank you for having me. We've been talking for 40 minutes.
We've already been talking for 40 minutes about stuff that we're like that the podcast can't begin that way.
It could be the kind of podcast where oh my God, we've started in the middle of the conversation, except that we were already down like a rabbit hole
that people aren't gonna follow.
Right.
It's probably better if we leave it
and we're just being like, that was too hot for the pot.
Because it was really me being like,
do you remember what, did you ever get off
at the warmer stop on the L and there was a deli?
It's still there.
Like, it's just not very...
This is what happens when I come back to New York.
I haven't lived here for 10 years, but every time I do, it's just like New York
talk all the time. What subway stop where to get where I used to get a bacon,
egg and cheese.
I had the best morning because first of all, everyone hears those.
Oh, it was running 15 minutes late, which I love very much me included.
Literally 15 minutes.
And I got the fastest egg and cheese sandwich I've ever.
I've never had food served this quickly in my life.
And the man making me an egg and cheese from scratch for me
while I was about to get on the Bedford Elle so I could get here.
And I was like, I'm back. I'm so happy.
That's what it's all about. Bizarre city.
The vibe in New York is like really different than anything I've experienced before.
Because I came here to sort of clear my head
and like do some standup and do some writing
and stuff like that.
And I've been talking about politics too much
on like my channel and shit.
And I wanna just do some comedy.
And I come here and people are like more engaged in,
I lived in New York for 10 years.
I never saw people give a shit about a city election
before in my life.
Yeah, this is new to me. I've lived York for 10 years. I never saw people give a shit about a city election before in my life. Yeah, this is new to me.
I've lived here for 24 years.
And this is the, I mean, there have been times
when people cared about politics,
but for national races, which are the ones
that most people care about, it's a foregone conclusion.
Like New York is gonna be, you know, one color
and that's how it's gonna be.
There'd be no reason to canvas or do any of that shit.
And then all the mayoral elections have this kind of, I like what I imagine it's going to be. There'd be no reason to canvas or do any of that shit. Yep. And then all the mayoral elections have this kind of.
I like what I imagine it's like to find out you've been nominated
for a Razzie award is like what I think like being like in the mayoral
conversation is, or it's kind of like, well, it's nice that you thought of me.
But like, why did you think of me like this?
Like it's every, you know, few years in an off year election
that is designed exclusively to be voted in by perverts.
Like it's 2025, no elections happen in 2025.
Five is not a number that has elections associated with it.
So it's this weird machine run thing to elect
the like sin eater clown that the city is gonna scream at
for like the next four years.
And most of the, there have been more and less effective mayors.
But there's never anybody where, you know, maybe this is true.
But I don't remember anyone like knocking on my door and being like,
have you heard the good news about Michael Bloomberg?
Yeah. You know, this is not how it goes during the Bloomberg years.
And the vibe was, you know, Bloomberg is a billionaire,
so he's not going to have to eat shit like everybody else.
He can sort of do what he wants.
And like, he mostly did, and like some of it was good,
as there was Stop It Frisk and some other bad shit,
but he, you know, he was sort of like a,
he was almost like a regular city executive.
And then after that,
when it went back to sort of normal mayors,
it was like, oh, like, you know, de Blasio gets out there
and the police just start shooting him with their guns.
Yes. And just like shoot him to death and he's dead.
And then they get a different maniac.
Tragic that we that we lost.
We lost a lot of good mayors that way.
But yes, it was de Blasio was the one that was the closest to
people caring because he was he was the most progressive candidate and he ran a great campaign.
Like this is the thing with Blasio is like it to the extent that anybody
outside of New York City knows or cares who he is.
It's because he ran this insanely clownish presidential campaign.
Right. And yeah, which was basically it was him taking a break from like,
I live in this big city where I have like a 22% approval rating.
The only thing left for me to do like I've conquered.
That's everything that I ever wanted. It's time to go to Iowa.
I eat a cutlet on a stick.
It maybe it almost qualifies.
I mean, he's like, I was elected in the biggest city in the country and they hate
me there. So I should be able to take that hatred and power it to the entire rest of the...
We run the numbers and we think it can scale.
My understanding is like the rich conservatives and the post like destroyed de Blasio,
like they will want to do to Mamdani.
But also I knew like progressives in city government who were just like,
de Blasio is just like a lazy idiot.
Like by six months in, people were just like,
oh, he's just, ah, fuck.
Yeah, so he got a few good things done.
And then he bailed,
which is like a pretty common move for a mayor.
Like the difference, the reason Bloomberg didn't
was that like he could just take a helicopter
anywhere he wanted to go. like if he was stressed out
He's like, I'm I'll be in Barbuda for the next 72 hours and just would do it
What I liked about Bloomberg was it felt like he's he's a guy. He was a guy who reads
He's like a technocrat. Yeah, and so he would like read like a scientific paper about like
Oh, if if a cup is really big you'll drink more of it and then you'll drink more sugar.
And then he'll try to you try.
I remember trying to explain this to people being like, no, if the container is big, you'll drink more than you mean to.
And then you could like gain weight or get diabetes.
So like, we're going to make the cup smaller.
And I was like, yeah, man.
Yeah, it wasn't wrong.
The difference is that every time that Bloomberg had to address the public,
he had this look on his face where he's like, can you believe that I am talking
to you assholes like this is amazing, right?
And it wasn't the sort of thing.
It wasn't like condescending.
It was kind of like, this is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
I'm talking to a Puerto Rican guy.
Yeah. And that's never happened to me before.
And like, he didn't seem to love it,
but he seemed to like, kind of be,
like bemused by being mayor.
Yeah, he had that thing where he was trying
to learn Spanish and he was bad at it,
but it was cute.
You know, he was like, hola, me llamo.
Miguel Blumbeeto.
Yeah, like it was, he was,
so he was sorta trying, but he was always.
I think that honestly, like this was sort of relatable to me as someone who has like.
Not I don't have a billion dollars, I don't have like a helicopter or whatever.
The times that I've tried to learn new things as an adult, I have failed.
And then also the whole time, it's hard to like sort of get out of your own way
because you can like see or hear yourself in your head and being like that is not like you are not conjugating that verb correctly, man.
Like this is not Italian.
And the Italian person you're speaking it to is a little offended by how bad it is.
And like Bloomberg seemed to have some of that whenever he was trying to do retail stuff. I remember my sister, who's a doctor, by the way,
when she graduated from medical school, Bloomberg gave the speech
at their graduation and fully half of it was like,
Well, I don't really know what you guys graduated from. I was handed a sheet of paper on my way up here.
Like it was almost like one of those like Bob Uecker routines
where it was like just him talking about how bad he was at baseball for most of a speech.
Like and it was my dad loved Bloomberg.
And even I did not.
But even I had to be like, this is kind of endearing because it's better than getting up
there and being like doctors or the heart of New York City or like whatever.
Yeah. Fake shit like he was just kind of like, I don't know, man.
I got to go do more of these before dinner.
In retrospect, he had it was a refreshing like separation from the things a mayor normally has to do to like make the political machine work.
Yeah. You know, like he did have a certain unbound quality where he could just sort of be a weirdo and do some stuff.
So does Eric Adams.
I was like, we have to get to Eric Adams for a second before we talk about the news of
the day. Like I that was when Eric Adams started happening and I was not living
in New York, that's really made me sad.
I was like, I'm not eating pizza. I'm not eating bacon, egg and cheeses.
I'm not talking about this fucking guy.
Yeah. Like my mayor doesn't wear any Livestrong bracelets.
Eric's got all of them. He's got like nine on at any moment.
Every moment he's awake.
The there's a great picture of him
during one of his many visits to Israel,
a country that he has passionate affinity for.
He just loves travel.
He loves international travel.
This is the thing that's known about him.
Federal court made it a matter of public record.
But he in Israel, there's a picture of him
solemnly putting a note
into the the wailing wall in Jerusalem and on his wrist
as he is slipping this note in is a little lanyard that says grind on it.
He's just he was so locked in as a type of guy
that like and it's not like a type of guy that you would ever encounter.
He's like an influencer cop. Yeah, like this it's not like a type of guy that you would ever encounter. He's like an influencer cop.
Yeah, like this is just not a personality type.
He is ordering off menu like this.
But it's you know, I cannot wait until he fucking leaves
and I don't have him as mayor anymore, but I hope he doesn't go away.
Like I hope he stays posting.
He I think he needs like a George Santos post.
Yeah, yeah. A moment where it's like he gets to go on the podcast.
He gets to hang out with some drag queens.
Yeah. People just get to enjoy him as camp.
Yeah. You know, and because he was really
he was a Zephyr Bebelbrox mayor.
Yes. You know, he was like, he's the party guy.
He's not actually getting anything done.
He's and like, yeah, he seems like a fun guy to hang out with.
That was basically what he ran as was like, I'm going to like inspire New York to
new heights by demonstrating the power of swag every day,
by like going out and being like, you know, a physically fit,
probably polyamorous man who goes to nightclubs at the age of 60.
And it's like, if he was doing that,
if there was like a job that was just that,
where if it was just like, you gotta act like,
if like horny Mark Jackson, like that's your thing.
Just go out there, be in public,
like go to a lot of like ribbon cuttings and openings
and give weird speeches,
but like under no circumstances are you to do any governing.
Like I would keep him in that job more or less
for as long as he wanted.
And that's a good job. Half of that is New York, right? Is like going out when you shouldn't
be going out doing Molly, even though you're in your sixties. Yes. You know, and a couple
of moments that were like people were mad at him. One of the I guess it was like after
some flooding. We have a lot of like kind of preventable, natural disaster type experiences here
because the infrastructure isn't that good or it's very old.
But there was one that was like there was bad flooding.
He had had a birthday party and then just was the mayor's office was silent
until noon the next day.
And he gave he did like a live stream.
And he looked like, you know, the image of like drunk Don Draper
that people use where he kind of looks a little drowned and he's like making a
presentation. Yes.
Like Adam showed up like that looking like he had like been awakened at 1140 to
be like, sir, there's flooding low lying areas of Brooklyn and Queens.
And he was like, and then like instantly was online explaining it and being like,
you know, this is where we, why you got to stay prayed up or whatever the fuck he said at that moment.
And that's relatable to me as a comic.
There are some times I'm like, I got to go on stage.
I had a corporate gig a couple of weeks ago at like 9 a.m.
and I was not, you know, I was like, I do comedy at nine in the morning, you know,
someone contractually eating like eating a Danish in the front row,
doing some crowd work.
Corporate gigs, you know?
It's like, and the great thing is,
if it doesn't go that well, it's fine.
Yeah, and you're done in time for a regular breakfast.
Yeah, exactly.
I was gonna say, like, walking off stage at 9.30
to be like, good bagels near me.
Like, where are we doing this?
That's...
So, Eric Adams, like, in the last, what, six months, just a comical level of overt corrupt.
He and Trump just did corruption in the news. They were just like, I'm going to go to jail,
but what if I do what you, what if I like, uh, fulfill your priorities and jail some
immigrants or whatever help
let ice come in and you'll let me off and Trump was just like in the newspaper.
Yes, sounds right.
This all happened like on TV, which is amazing.
It's not the sort of thing where a lot of things, you know, in our reality are like this.
But there is a moment in that where he was Tom Homan dragged Eric Adams on TV.
They went on Fox News together.
Adams barely talked.
And Homan is like, you know, this guy knows I'm be up his butt if he doesn't do exactly what I say.
And Adams had to sit there being like, delightful, like just hitting the Philip
Seymour Hoffman brand in Big Lebowski, nostril flare, fake laughing.
And it was like it was humiliating. But it was also one of those things And it was like, it was humiliating,
but it was also one of those things where it's like,
this seems like it should be from like a training video.
Like if you had to like watch something at work
that was like a mandated video that was like,
here's how not to do quid pro quo.
It was like that level of subtlety.
And yet it was happening in the same reality
that all of us inhabit.
And that's like our entire political situation is this like the standards
that anybody used to have for behavior or ethics or anything are completely
out the window. Anything is possible at this point.
But at the very least, this made Eric Adams completely reviled.
He was already reviled among New Yorkers, but it's like his political career
is basically dead and led us to this election.
Yeah. I mean, he's still running. He has a lot. He was already reviled among New Yorkers, but it's like his political career is basically dead and led us to this election.
Yeah. I mean, he's still running.
He has a lot.
This is another New York City politics thing.
I'm sure will be fascinating to people that don't live here.
So I'll do it quickly.
You can basically get your own.
If you get enough signatures, you can get your own party line outside of.
So Eric Adams was not going to get the Democratic nomination.
They refused to let him campaign.
He didn't debate anybody.
He governed as a Democrat, but he like he like deregistered as a Democrat
and then started his own line.
So if you vote for Eric Adams in the election in November in New York City,
you will be voting on a line that is called stop anti-Semitism.
It's one word because there's a limit to how many characters
you can get in your fake party line that you make up.
And it was like it was important to him that he send that message.
But it was also like there's not a shorter way to say it.
You could say no anti-Semitism, I guess.
And you got the space.
Then you got a whole extra character to play with.
Maybe there's an exclamation point, but I don't work for him.
You know, I can't make suggestions like that.
You know, anti-Semitism is a very real issue.
But when it is being deployed in that way, even if you're someone who cares
more than anybody else about genuine anti-Semitism, like Eric Adams does,
you have to look at that and go something has right.
The way anti-Semitism is being deployed in our political culture
is a little bit off right now.
A little bit off the other great of the fake lines.
Andrew Cuomo got one that is designed to look,
this was in previous years, he had run on,
he created one that was designed to look like
the Working Families Party line,
which is a sort of the progressive.
Yeah, we've had the head of the Working Families Party
on the show.
Yeah, so Cuomo, the last time he ran for governor,
also ran on a line that was called like,
the Working Federated Party or something
that was designed to just basically confuse people.
There was a guy in LA who was running for judge
and he changed his name to Judge
so that people would think he was a judge already.
That's what we're talking about.
Yeah, this is basically people like the way that
this is going to date me.
But the way that like in the yellow pages
at the beginning of it, like this is
I don't know if you're even old enough to know this.
I remember the. All right.
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Yeah, that's that's how we govern our city now.
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So, damn, you live like this.
You live like I do, Adam. I live exactly like I thought.
I thought L.A. politics is fucked up. Yeah.
But I've enjoyed watching L.A. politics from afar.
All right. Did until recently got really depressing.
I just find it interesting that how like it's just another cast of like
New York style, janky ward healers and creeps like the guy who is the
is it Caruso, the mall developer?
Yeah, we don't really have mall developers in New York City.
He's going to come back and run again also against he's like he's like
laying the groundwork to run against Karen Bass a second time as the sort of,
you know, I hate Trump and I'm a Democrat, but also all the Republicans are voting for me.
So that's that's Eric's lane now, too.
And it's going to be hard.
I mean, I think he and Cuomo, who is probably going to stay in the election,
are going to be splitting the like weird asshole vote.
And there's a lot of them here.
But like, I don't think a Republican would vote for either of those guys.
Like, they don't like them.
Yeah.
So yeah, good luck obviously to Rick Caruso.
I've been to the mall.
What's the-
The Grove, the Americana.
I've been to both.
Yeah.
Yeah, the Americana.
I watched Blade Runner 2049
or whatever the year it was in that title.
I watched that at the Americana mall
at 10.30 in the morning with my friend who had a young baby
So it was the crybaby screening of it
It was let me just say Rick Cruz's whole thing is that he builds
He has built these outdoor malls where you go and then you park and then you walk around a little
Outdoor mall area which when you look around what does this look like? Oh, it's Soho. It's the West Village.
It's a town or a neighborhood.
Yeah. And the entire appeal is that you got to park and walk around.
And and he and literally one of the reasons
people were voting for him was they were like, oh, I like going to the mall.
It's pleasant to go to the mall.
Maybe he'll make L.A. like the mall.
If he made all of the city the Grove, then it would be fucking New York City
or another walkable city,
which is the opposite of what he was gonna do
because he's, you know, an anti-urbanism guy.
Yeah, his thing was mostly like, I'm gonna do that.
Like that Simpsons gag where a vagrant turns into a mailbox.
Like he was just gonna do that
with the entirety of downtown Los Angeles.
That was basically the gambit, right?
Yeah, yeah, no, he's like, we're gonna make,
we're gonna put the homeless people,
we're going to get one big bulldozer and we're going to push them all into the ocean.
Yeah, that was super.
Glad that that idea has been discredited and no one is continuing to fucking say
it at the highest levels of our government.
You know, we've got we've got a little bit of progress in L.A.
on that front where they're starting to.
But let's let's come back here because we have missed another disgusting clown
in this story who is Andrew Cuomo.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's very good. Yeah.
I grew up on Long Island and it was just like my whole life.
You would just hear Cuomo, Cuomo, Cuomo, Cuomo, Cuomo,
because Mario Cuomo's father was the governor in what, the 80s?
Yes. And like a guy that everybody I don't know if your parents.
I don't know what their politics were.
My parents are Democrats.
Like they basically acted like Mario Cuomo was their real dad.
Yeah, like they loved him. Yeah.
And he was very eloquent and he was like kind of like handsome
and a like saddish hang dog, like 70s Pacino kind of way.
Like as close to a beloved legislator as you get.
Yeah. Anyway, Andrew is his awful son.
Who somehow I'm like, if Mario was the death and like,
how is Cuomo almost 70 already?
How is Andrew Cuomo almost 70? Yeah.
But so governor for eight years left during or governor for almost eight years,
right, because he left because he was serially sexually harassing
everyone around him. Yeah.
Completely unsurprisingly.
Happened to be timed during that brief.
I guess it was like maybe 18 months where people could be held accountable
for stuff like that in the culture.
Just bad timing on Andrew's part should have waited.
But yeah, he like he was basically forced to resign.
And apparently like his whole campaign, when he came back to run for mayor of New York City, was basically forced to resign. And apparently, like his whole campaign,
when he came back to run for mayor of New York City
was basically like, fuck all that, forget it.
I didn't learn a thing from it.
Yeah.
It wasn't me.
It was another guy that kept touching all those butts
and like leering at people.
Just, well, whatever.
I mean, you could see given the broader moment
how that might've seemed like the right play for him.
It's just like nothing is real anymore.
Yeah. Like and people like evil guys now.
Yeah. But that's part of why it's so heartening that it didn't work.
And he's probably like, it's a demotion.
It's a less good job.
So it's fitting. I'm you kicked me down a rung.
Yeah. Smaller like that was basically how he ran.
Like he didn't really bothered a campaign very much.
He never did. He didn't when he was governor either.
Like for someone that works, you know, as an elected official,
he cannot stand voters like he just is not comfortable around them.
And so he does very, very little in the way of like appearing in public.
If you thought that like Bloomberg was stilted at talking to people,
like Cuomo is a guy that just like kind of
can't make eye contact, like a weird dude.
And so him running for mayor,
I mean also he's one of those guys that like,
he hasn't, he grew up in Queens,
like sort of like the outer, you know, Caucasian Queens.
So like probably much closer to where you grew up
on Long Island than where he would have to live
as mayor of New York City.
Yeah, and also all the people he grew up in Queens,
all those people moved out to Long Island.
Like the white New York accent
that people have in their heads has like left the city.
They all moved to the suburbs.
It was white flight, you know?
And so it's like this bygone connection to the city.
Yeah, and he, I mean, he doesn't like it.
He has sort of like what you were talking about, though,
the idea of like that out migration, that community of people that left New York
in the 70s and 80s when not because it was getting too expensive,
but because it sucked.
Like things just kind of weren't working very well.
Yeah. And there's this whole idea of New York that you can any copy of the New York
Post will give it to you. That's the Murdoch owned tabloid that we've got, which somehow even like
normal liberal people in New York City wind up believing that whatever is on the cover of the
New York Post is really happening. I don't know how that works. Just good graphic design, I guess.
As the impact font, especially because like I lived in New
York long enough ago that I would literally just pay 50 cents for a newspaper
before I got on the subway to have something to do.
Yeah. And we don't do that anymore.
And no one's going to New York Post dot com.
So how is how how is their power growing?
So they they actually have sort of like hacked.
They're like the you know, the way like Daily Mail works, like their online thing,
where they're just aggregating news.
If any if like a black teen and a white teen
get in a fight anywhere in the United States,
NewYorkPost.com covers it,
because they know that their audience is like
seething racists who are on their phone all the time,
to be like, disgusting, they live like animals.
But just, but like that is, they're locked in on that.
Yeah.
It's a growth sector, sadly.
But I mean, it's so in the air, you know, I one of the first days
I was here a couple of weeks ago was when the ice raids and the protests
were first happening in L.A.
And I was like next to the place I was staying.
I went into a pizza place.
There's this awesome New York Italian guy in the back.
And what you are, you know, I'm Anthony. Nice to meet you.
I'm like, the pizza is really good. He's like, yeah, we do it here this way.
Like no one does it this way anymore. Like, here's how we make the pizza.
And then he's looking at the news. You see what's happening in Los Angeles.
They're fucking destroying the city. They're, they're setting cars on fire.
You see what they're doing? They're like, and he just like had that in him.
And I was like, I see the media.
I can't even be mad at this guy
because this is the media ecosystem he lives in
of reactionary, seeing those headlines,
all these people are crazy, don't go there.
It's like, it's just this soup.
So that's like, basically Cuomo was sort of,
the extent that he bothered to run it was like,
with that angle and more or less in that tone,
if not quite with that rhetoric, like we're just being like, you guys got a lot of problems. You need somebody tough to clean it up like with that angle and more or less in that tone, if not quite with that rhetoric,
like we're just being like, you guys got a lot of problems. You need somebody tough to clean it up.
That's me. Like I'm a difficult person. I'm not a nice guy. I don't get along well with others, but
I promise you, I will kick ass. But he wasn't like, I'm going to kick ass for you. It was like,
I'm going to kick ass because like, fuck you. I'm Andrew Cuomo. Deal with it.
Yeah. And I'm mad I kick ass for you. It was like, I'm going to kick ass because like, fuck you. I'm Andrew Cuomo. Deal with it.
Yeah. And I'm mad I had to resign.
Yes. And so that unsurprisingly did not really resonate
with the public. But it also like until the moment that he lost,
I thought he was going to win.
And it was some of it was just that he had he had this name recognition.
And as with I think a lot of things in the culture,
like what he did in 2020 and 2021,
which was basically like some really, really shameful
and, you know, like cost many lives, tens of thousands of lives.
Mismanagement of Covid.
This was happening while he was going on TV and basically functioning
as like sort of Trump's
opposite number.
Everybody was doing daily briefings then
and Trump would get up there and be like,
we're gonna, you know,
if you drink the bleach, it doesn't hurt.
And then like, and Cuomo would go up there
and be like comparatively less insane.
And he had a brief like liberal boomer pop nationally
of people going, oh, Andrew Cuomo, he's the anti-Trump,
which Gavin Newsom has also been chasing after this sort of cheap.
Oh, this is an adult Democrat in the room who's anti Trump, who like, oh, we can really trust him.
Yes. And Cuomo too, is like presentationally in terms of his accent, in terms of like where he's from is like, you know, it's like the Wario to Trump.
Like there's like Trump is Mario. Trump is, like the Wario to Trump.
Like there's like-
Trump is Mario.
Trump is Wario, sorry.
Trump is actually like-
But then Cuomo is Mario.
There's two, but well, at least he's Italian.
Are they Wario and Waluigi?
Yes, I don't know, it's hard to say.
Wow, I really, well we should-
Mario is from Brooklyn, I mean, so this works.
So I don't think we should drop this.
I think we need to figure this out.
Who's Birdo? Eric Adams is Birdo. I mean, so this works. So I don't think we should drop this. I think we need to figure this out.
Who's Berto? Eric Adams is Berto.
He's Kirby.
Okay.
I know that's where I'm at.
I gotta break this down.
We gotta do every Mario Kart character in the new game.
I wanna know who's Shy Guy.
I wanna know who's Cow.
Police Commissioner Tish, that's Princess Peach.
Let's move on. Pretty easy. There's no police commissioner dish that's Princess Beach.
Pretty easy. There's no reason to argue about it.
It is anyway, but they were like similar.
You're right. But it was like a close enough
that you could more or less like talk yourself into it if you needed to,
which people did then, because it was like all you could do
is fucking watch TV and try not to get sick. Yeah.
And then, you know, like, but the reckoning that came from how Cuomo
mishandled, like willingly concealed evidence of some very devastating
decisions that he made involving putting people with COVID into
senior living facilities where they sickened a bunch of people and killed
something like 17,000 of them.
This report came out and he spiked it.
He commissioned a report on state corruption.
He spiked that.
Like there's a lot of stuff and, you know,
all of it was kind of like reckless.
And yet until the moment that he was forced to step down,
it just kind of seemed like, you know,
in the way that a lot of things do,
we're just kind of like, well, this sucks.
Like, I don't love knowing this about this guy,
but at least it doesn't matter.
At least he'll never face any consequences
for any of the shit that he did.
And, you know, so that experience of him being held to account,
that somehow got like memory hold seemingly
along with all the other stuff.
And I think that part of why he lost was basically that,
like it wasn't that they successfully hung any of this stuff around his head.
I mean, I think they did all the other candidates basically were running against Cuomo by the end.
But he came in and he had this because people knew his name and because he had been on TV,
you know to some effect in 2020 and that was most of what people seem to remember about it.
But he came in and had like a 30 or 40 point lead over the field.
I mean, it was like everybody else was like topping out around 10% and he was just people seem to remember about it. But he came in and had like a 30 or 40 point lead over the field.
I mean, it was like everybody else was like topping out
around 10% and he was just, you know, donating.
I mean, my feeling was there's enough 85 year olds
who vote in deep Queens who are like,
I remember his father Mario, you know?
And of course they're gonna, like, I was like,
that's, you're done, right?
It seemed like it would be.
And I think that's most of what he, like, that's, you're done, right? It seemed like it would be. And I think that's most of what he,
like, you know, he did get 35, 38% of the vote
in the first round before conceding.
It's like a rank choice voting thing,
but he would have lost.
Momdadi beat him in the first round.
And those voters, like to the extent
that you can see the maps, it's basically like,
like white parts of the city,
very, very rich parts of the city.
And then like parts of it that are kind of just like machine bound,
like like older voters, white and black and Latino, tended to go for Cuomo.
And then people whose apartments look over Central Park voted for him,
which is like more or less could have worked as a constituency
if other people hadn't gotten into the idea
of there being this like young, vigorous, charismatic guy
who kind of felt like a, you know,
like a young New York sort of thing.
And I think a lot of people,
like just were riding the vibe of that.
Like Mondani's got some ideas that I think are all right.
I don't know if they'll work or not.
Being mayor is a really hard job.
Like not only do you get screamed at all the time, there's all these like
institutions and all this infighting.
But this is the first time, I think, to what you were saying about people
being like engaged and caring about the shit.
Never has electing a mayor felt in my time here,
which, again, is like going on 25 years, never has it felt like you were
actually going to.
Like change anything or even like feel like you were doing anything
other than kind of like taking out the garbage by casting a vote. Right.
Like de Blasio was the most progressive guy in that race, but like,
I knew he wasn't going to really do very much.
And he didn't seem he was kind of a feckless guy.
He had been the public advocate. Yeah. Right.
Which was a is a
constitutionally useless position
that is just designed to be, I think, a complainer. Yeah, it's sort of a
mascot thing. The guy that does it for
New York now is like just he's like
a cool version of Eric Adams, like a
younger Jumaane Williams.
And this thing is basically like just
showing up places and be like, how are
we doing? You know, and he's good at
it. Like, but that's what that job is.
Well, let's talk about Mamdani because I mean,'ve been talking for 30 minutes and we've barely mentioned him and
Well, I think so because we had to get through all of the comical Mario characters. Yes before we
Goodness, we did that
Listeners are really gonna appreciate it was really fun
But like I I landed here. I'd heard about the campaign,
I'd seen a little bit on social media,
some of my New York friends have been posting about it.
I land in New York a couple of weeks ago,
literally every conversation I have
with anyone under the age of 50, Zoran comes up.
They're all wearing pins, they're like everyone,
literally four different people I know,
I'm like, you wanna hang out?
They're like, I'm too busy canvassing. Yep. Yep.
It's incredible to see,
like first of all, any political activity in New York at all,
but for people to feel that hopeful,
what about like Zoran,
do you think captured people's attention?
I mean, I haven't been here.
I haven't like been in the soup.
Yeah. So, I mean, some of it is that he,
I mean like the stuff that people are gonna give him credit for, and they should give him credit for it. Yeah. So I mean, some of it is that he I mean, like the stuff that people are going to give him credit for
and they should give him credit for it.
Lots of really good videos, lots of good online presence.
Like it's a and so I think that he like engaged
younger voters in a way that like most of your other candidates
would not or could not.
Like there are other good Brad Landers campaign.
He was sort of like the the third place guy and a co endorsed mom, Donnie in a way that was like, I think, Brad Lander's campaign, he was sort of like the third place guy and a co endorsed Mamdani
in a way that was like, I think really important for him.
Lander is like a solid South Brooklyn liberal Jewish guy.
He's a city's comptroller, basically the accountant and is like just a good dude.
And him like vouching for Mamdani, I think everybody like it certainly calmed a lot of Democrats down, not all of them, but a lot of them.
But, you know, he did some good video work, too. It wasn't just a matter of like having guys that know how to put good shit on Instagram.
Mabani was fucking everywhere.
He it was like the teams, the canvassers work their asses off.
They were in every neighborhood, you know, spreading the good word.
But it wasn't the sort of thing where they were.
Like they talked about the policies that he had,
which were basically like about making the city more affordable,
about like making it so that you are not going to, you know,
like freezing the rent on rent control departments about this idea of like
publicly owned grocery stores and neighborhoods that don't really have them.
That all of this stuff is like it's not crazy.
You know, it's certainly not like the idea of like full communism, whatever.
It's just like basic good government shit that has been like tried and has worked
in other places.
It's the stuff that he's proposing specifically, like, you know,
government run grocery stores.
I haven't read a white paper on how, you know, efficient that is.
And that's if that's a great use of whatever it very well could be.
But that type of thing is part of New York's DNA.
Like the progressive era in, you know, whatever,
the 20s was all about, we're gonna build parks.
We're gonna do sanitation.
We're going to, the city will provide services
that make the city more livable.
What's interesting is that to get those kinds of policies
now you have to have a guy who's saying,
I am running as a Democratic socialist.
And people go, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is that?
What did you just say?
And it turns out it just means public transit and like government
services for things that only the government can provide basic shit.
Yes. Which is the sort of thing that it's again, I think it sort of speaks to the
the ways in which like the Democrat elite in New York City.
But I think just in general,
has kind of like fucked up here where it's like Cuomo ran
a more or less normal statewide Democratic campaign
in a city where he was basically spending a lot of time
kind of like lavishing over the horrors of life in the cities
and then being like unbelievable, disgusting at night, you know,
like just like Travis Bickle shit.
And that was it.
But campaigning to the people who live in the city,
yes, your city is a cesspool.
It's a, that's by the way,
kind of the same way Caruso ran in LA was it was the city
is so dangerous.
The city is so disgusting.
Caruso had this line.
I'm sorry.
I'm this is a tangent, but I need to say this.
No, no.
We've already established that I'm here
for whatever Rick Caruso anecdotes you've got.
Something that he said repeatedly was he was like,
crime is out of control.
People are taking off their jewelry
before they go to dinner.
And that was so telling that that is his constituency
is, you know, rich people in Santa Monica,
who are like, before I go to the extremely nice restaurant
I'm gonna sit at next to the like, you know, heat lamp
and I'm gonna drink wine, I have to take my jewelry off
because I'm worried a man will run by and snatch my necklace.
Tuck my link before getting an Uber outside of Bar Amah.
Yeah. Fuck off.
That's fake.
It's fake. Come on.
It's fake and it also only appeals to rich people
who hate the city they live in.
That's the only constituency.
And that it sounds like Cuomo was doing the same thing.
But this is where I think the Mamdani,
the difference sort of was.
Like I like the policies,
I look forward to seeing how they work.
I hope they do.
Yeah.
The other thing that he was doing,
and this was like the vibe that I think people caught
underneath all of that and that sort of buoyed it was that and I
think this is how I feel about living in New York. I think a
lot of New Yorkers feel this way. He likes New York. Like he
was out doing New York shit. And so a lot of the like not even
just for the videos, but like the sort of like places that
people would encounter him. Like in the videos, he made a point
of like being on the subway eating like a halal cart chicken thing.
Like all like things that are like,
it's not even like stuff that you love
about living in New York.
It's just the stuff of living in New York.
I saw that the day after the election
was the first time I saw that halal chicken cart video
because people were sharing it again.
And I felt this is the best political communication
I've maybe ever seen.
Should we talk about it in some detail?
Cause it's like, it's a policy hidden inside of me medic
video that is deeply New York code.
Yes, you're right.
Let's explain the video first.
He is goes to different.
So there's halal cart street vendors who do lamb on rice,
chicken on rice on like almost every street corner
in New York.
He goes up to them.
He says, how much does it cost here?
It's 10 bucks for chicken chicken on rice, for lamb on rice.
And then he asked like,
how much does it cost you guys to have a permit
to work here?
And he explains in like 90 seconds,
he gets these guys to explain,
in order to get a street vendor permit,
they have to pay a middleman 20 grand
because that person has some line to the city
and is able to get a permit that should be 500 bucks should just be an application process.
That person is like holding the permit and they have to do a payoff to this guy who is who makes 20 grand for doing nothing.
And that is why your chicken on rice is expensive.
And he's basically like if we got rid of that, if we get rid of this like rentier class, it serves no purpose.
Yeah. Then your chicken on rice is eight dollars again, like it used to be.
Again, fucking perfect. Right.
Brilliant. Because it's sort of even if that's not something that you eat,
it is something that I think every New Yorker sort of understands.
And there's there's more and less effective ways to sort of run against it.
But there's a lot of like a lot of the city's elite, like is finance capital.
Like and we can talk more about whether they qualify as like sort of purpose
free, rentier collector guys, too.
But yes, there's also a lot of guys where it's just like this guy
bought a parking garage in 1977 and now he has a billion dollars.
Like, or it's just like this guy runs John Katz, a T.D.S.
He's a a city personality, one of the he ran for mayor as a Republican,
owns what is like universally considered.
And it's a very rare point of consensus among New Yorkers.
Gristini's grocery stores, the worst grocery stores in New York City.
Everybody knows it. They suck. They smell like a diaper.
They look like the like.
Did you ever see the movie Blue Steel? No. All right.
Well, it's a good movie. It's early Catherine Bigelow.
There's a scene at the beginning of it where Jamie Lee Curtis shoots a guy.
He's holding up a grocery store.
Every Christides looks like that.
Blue Steel came out in 1989.
Like, it's just not like the way that you want a shopping experience to go.
And so that guy coming out and being like, I'm going to fucking move out of the city.
I'm going to close all my grocery stores like I have no reason to be here
because he's going to raise taxes and you know, like, yeah,
all of these guys sort of revealing themselves as being like, the grocery stores, like I have no reason to be here because he's gonna raise taxes and he, you know, like. Yeah.
All of these guys sort of revealing themselves
as being like, I think every New Yorker knows
to a certain extent that gumming up the works
in every process is not just like some city agency
with a bunch of people who take long lunches,
but is like some rich guy squeezing that process
and making it so that things don't flow the way
that they're supposed to go.
And so to communicate that message through this medium
of like a short video about a thing that New Yorkers
know about that like puts a finger on an issue
that I think like is broadly understood in a way
that like sort of is considered to be outside of politics.
Like no one talks about fixing shit like that.
Certainly like Cuomo did not.
And like to the extent that there's
I think for a lot of people that have run for mayor,
de Blasio was like this too,
that it is the job is not a stepping stone.
It is a terminal position.
You're like gonna be hectored by the public
into an early grave.
That's the job.
The entire city will try to kill you
as soon as you have the job.
At all times.
And by the end of eight years,
if you get that far, you will be dead.
Yeah. And you're done.
Which is why the job is only why only freaks sort of run for it.
Mamdani does not seem like he is using this.
It may well be the sort of thing that leads to make it a stepping stone for national,
you know, political ambitions, but it hasn't worked for any mayor in my lifetime.
Yeah. And it's just generally not.
So it's never worked for any
I can't think of a say even like
LaGuardia, what extremely successful
progressive mayor, you know, remember
by the city never went out.
Did he? Yeah, he never.
I don't think he was the governor or
anything. I don't think so either.
But again, was a guy that like that is,
I think as a mayor,
like that's the the standard that I
feel like everybody could be going
toward. He was just passionately about doing New York shit and doing things that people could see.
But every park that we have, basically, except for Central Park, is like a Fiorello LaGuardia win.
Yes.
And the city could have gone any number of ways at that time.
Like, there were this, you know, years after this sort of like machine that, like, generally it functioned, but it was very corrupt.
The idea of like making it so that you feel as if you're getting something from the place
that you're living, like not getting it for free, but getting more or less what you should
by rights feel entitled to, you know, expect from a place I think is a really powerful,
you know, like for as a voter,
it's the sort of thing where like seeing him talking about it,
same extent, you know, like Landers, also a guy that was more
of a technocrat, but was sort of like, here's how we're going
to make this shit work better.
Like that's speaking my language.
It's just also like it doesn't ordinarily resonate with
non weirdos in the way that it did in this case. So what... So what...
So what...
So what...
So what...
So what...
So what...
So what...
So what...
Watching Mondani, it really seems like he did
the basic thing that politicians are supposed to do,
yet almost never do, which is he established like a link
with the place that felt genuine.
And then he told people how he's gonna make
their lives better.
This is what like every democratic consultant would tell you to do.
Yep.
And yet the people they consult with never actually do it.
Yeah.
The, what was brilliant to me about the chicken over rice thing was what I miss most about New York
is the group mind of New Yorkers, you know, is that you feel like you are a part of a community
of 8 million people.
I remember when I first moved here and I had a commute from Brooklyn into Manhattan,
and I really felt like I'm a part of, like, I'm on the L train. We're all packed in.
We all get out. We all get a coffee from the cart. It's 20 degrees out. You go into your, it's raining.
Whatever it is, you're all facing the same thing. You're part of this
Giant thing that's breathing in and out
But you're also your own little ant walking along and so like why talk about chicken over rice?
Like he didn't even do pizza. He didn't even do bacon egg and cheese, right? Which are like the famous New York Staples. He did chicken over Rice. That's a that's not a famous New York staple.
It's just what people fucking eat.
And so when he said that, I was like, it brought me back to living here,
to being just a little aunt scurrying around a subway tunnel
and said, oh, this guy is he's part of the same world that I live in.
Yep. And I think he's really clear.
That's sort of like broad portion of New Yorkers, but it's basically if this is oversimplifying,
but I think not totally, totally oversimplifying that if Cuomo
was basically like running to be elected mayor by Long Island.
And then Cuomo even knows that chicken over rice exists.
He's not a guy that walks on the sidewalk.
He made a point of not taking the subway like everywhere he went, he has this black Dodge Charger that he drives,
like the fucking guy from Burn Notice.
That's how he gets from one place to the next.
And he he drove it all through like midtown Manhattan.
There were videos of him just like parking it in a bike lane
so he could go in and like do an interview.
Fucking like not a guy not doing New York shit.
But I think the thing that that I'm not even like the message
that came through all of that is basically like New York is great.
I like living here. It should be better.
It should be easier.
You shouldn't have to leave because you don't have enough money.
Whereas like if you put that that is a positive message,
it is promising a thing that he will or won't be able to deliver.
But when you put that up against like a rich Westchester guy
just doing Travis Bickle monologues,
like it's not, it just feels different.
Like, and if you live here, if you like are willing to deal
with the indignities of being a part of this living thing,
because like part of, you know,
like I agree with what you're saying.
And I obviously I'm in the tank for New York.
I don't want to leave.
Like I've been here, I grew up outside of it
and living here was like something that.
Like legitimately felt like what you do when you grow up,
like it felt like a dream and then to actually be able to do it.
Like it's still I can be romantic about it,
but also part of being like on those days that you're describing
where it's 20 degrees and like somehow it's slushy, but not snowy.
You are not so much being breathed out by the subway as like crapped into the streets like,
and it sucks, but also like it's a type of suck
that everybody shares more.
Like not everybody is just like driving their Dodge
charger up and parking on the fucking sidewalk
outside their, that's cop behavior.
That's like out of town shit.
It's different.
Well, so now that Zoran has won,
a lot of American political culture is freaking out. The front page of the New York Times was so schizophrenic
where it was, you could tell that,
to the extent that the New York Times is the house organ
of like A, the Democratic Party and B,
sort of high-end, educated Harvard elite America.
They both had to recognize, oh, God, here's a new generational political talent who should
be celebrated to some degree, but also there's some level of terror that we have.
So the times went, they decided that they weren't going to endorse in elections anymore,
which was like, you know,
I guess after you've endorsed like Amy Klobuchar
and Elizabeth Warren at the same time,
and then both of them instantly drop out,
you're sort of like, oh, I don't,
maybe we shouldn't do this.
But they had, they wrote a sort of qualified unsigned
editorial where they were like,
do not rank Zoran Mamdani.
He does not deserve to be on your ballot.
And then he fucking won. It wasn't just the sort were like, do not rank so on Mom, Donnie. He does not deserve to be on your ballot. And then he fucking won.
It wasn't just the sort of like,
they should be taking a look at themselves.
And I just don't think that they're going to do that.
It's part of the New York Times
no longer being a local paper at all, right?
They've cut all the local coverage.
They clearly have no connection with the city.
They're only doing national reporting.
And I mean, honestly, I'm,
people criticize the New York Times all day long.
I'm like the given the state of media in general,
I'm like, thank God that there's one place
that still employs that many journalists.
Right.
Does plenty of good in the world.
It's a complicated thing.
Cause they've like, they've done a lot of stuff
that I think is like authentically evil
and has hurt a lot of people
and will hurt a lot of people.
They also are indispensable.
Like, and those two things can have to exist in your mind at the same time.
But like they do important work.
Also, though, like they should go to the Hague for the way
they've written about trans issues like full stop.
There's no apologizing for that.
And also they employ like two or three of my favorite columnists.
Like M. Gessen wrote an incredible piece after the Skirmety decision.
Yeah. And also a great one about the sort of use
and abuse of antisemitism in the mayoral campaign.
Like I think that, you know, employing M. Gessen
and Jamal Bowie and all this, like that is a,
it's an important thing.
Somebody should be, I mean, obviously.
Except someone is at the top of the New York Times going like,
yeah, I employ people you do like,
but it's also my job to employ the worst people in media.
Yeah, right. Like the idea is you got to hear both sides, like these guys that actually know what they're talking about.
And then like Brett Stevens flat on his back dictating a column to himself from a beach chair somewhere like
that's what that's both of them, both sides of the argument.
Oh, the left is getting a little bit too upset about climate change.
Yeah.
It's the amount of work that is required.
Like the writer just...
Just taking a sip of his mark.
In the Harkonnen bath, being like, uh, I'm a little concerned about the idea of government-run
supermarkets.
That seems a little, that's a bit too far.
Oh, I'm levitating.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Fuck off, dude. Like, it's terrible bit too far. Oh, I'm levitating, hold on. Yeah, like, fuck off, dude.
Like, this is terrible to me.
Disgusting.
Yeah, so they have this freak out where they're like,
oh, wow, he stuns Cuomo.
He, oh, a new star rise in the Democratic Party,
you know, is Mamdani going to bomb Israel?
Yeah, that's the bit of it that it's been,
and I don't know that it's possible to sustain this for
the next few months, but I feel like if anyone could do it,
it would be like The New York Times and Jake Tapper.
All of the discourse around Mamdani has been like,
do you reject and denounce Hamas?
And it's I mean, he was a Palestinian activist, like he is a Muslim man.
There's no reason why this should be an issue here, especially because, like,
he has said, like all of the stuff that he's been called to account for,
he's given like very like articulate answers that are just not being accepted.
What they need to hear is like Israel has a right to defend itself.
Like all of that shit is like and why is that an issue here?
I think part of it is that still in the Democratic Party, there is a refusal
to accept that defense of the Palestinian people are concerned about the actions
of the government of Israel on any level is a legitimate political position, when
in fact it is a part mainstream part of American politics.
I'm not going to sit here and read a poll number about how many people are you know
Concerned about you know the the Palestinians and what Israel is doing in Gaza
But it's a large part of the American people a large and growing percentage of the American even if it's fucking
30% or something like that right I don't again
I think it's more but like it's not insane that you could have a political star rise
who comes from that part of American political culture.
Yeah, and that's the bit of it that I think really, like,
is jarring to me outside of, I mean,
my own politics on this are pretty well aligned
with what Mamdani has said.
But also, there's something about this feeling
of being like policed by the times or by Jake
Tapper or by whatever, just this idea of trying to like make everybody get in line with this,
you know, honestly pretty dead consensus that, you know, it's still the sort of the prevailing
ideology in the Democratic Party. Not only do I think that it's futile, I think it's like,
it feels insulting.
Like there's a part of me where especially,
and this is maybe more of a New Jersey opinion
than a New York opinion, I did grow up in New Jersey.
Like I get offended by being lectured about shit
or being talked down to about stuff
by people that don't have any skin in the game
the way that I do.
And that like, and some of this is like with New Jersey,
it's always people being like, yeah, your beaches are covered in syringes.
And when I was a kid, I had to be like, well, you know, yeah, but like
we like it that way. Fuck you.
Whatever. Like, I don't know.
There's like a defiance kind of built into it.
And to hear this attempt at like, like this election has real stakes for me
outside of like what it means to elect a democratic socialist in a, you know, citywide election or
whatever, like, I mean, that has stakes for me to ideologically,
in a more practical sense, the city being governed by somebody
who is not a cat's paw of literally Donald Trump, or
somebody that hates New York and doesn't live here. That means a
lot. I want the city to work better, because I don't want to
live anywhere else. This is my lot. I want the city to work better because I don't want to live anywhere else.
This is my home.
And the idea that all of that is somehow secondary
to the offense against the,
some sort of like imagine and politesque
that like the Times editorial board
or a couple of guys on TV have.
Like you're gonna have to like stow that. We've got to fix our problems first. And then if you got like, if're going to have to, like, stow that.
We've got to fix our problems first.
And then if you got like, if you want to talk to him about it, you can do it.
But like this conversation is about a different thing.
I think if anything, I hope that I don't think they're going to take this lesson.
But like the establishment of the Democratic Party and like this part of the media,
I think needs to take the lesson that like this extremely narrow position that they insist people take
on the actions of the government of Israel
doesn't matter as much as they think it does
in American politics.
It's part of American politics.
There can be disagreements about it.
It will affect people's chances.
But like, I've been here for three weeks now.
It seems like literally the only thing
they were running on was, you know,
Mamdani supports Hamas.
And people in New York were just like,
who gives a shit about how, what is the relevance of it?
Doesn't seem like it, yeah.
A, doesn't seem like it.
B, I know a lot of people with a lot of different positions
and this guy does not seem beyond the pale.
And C, we're talking about where I live.
Why is that?
Exactly.
That's foreign policy.
This is the mayor of New York.
Yes, and there is.
And so the attempt at nationalizing the race,
I mean, Adams is gonna do it, Cuomo did it.
It is a very,
it's very the Democrats in 2025 to me
to try to fight this on national
issues that you're also underwater on and confusing about that like that. I just don't see the
percentage in it. Like this is the thing that's been like hardest for me to deal with. I mean,
I understand that like a lot of these issues are important to donors and that the Democratic Party at the highest levels relies on big, only tenuously
liberal people to fund it.
And so I don't know that that makes me like sympathetic to what like Kirsten Gillibrand
and Chuck Schumer are going through, but it like I understand how they got where they
are.
It's not sympathetic, but you can say that's how the system works.
I see the way it happened.
The other thing though that is weird to me is that like,
so this is a charismatic 33 year old progressive guy
who just came out of nowhere, did a bunch of innovative stuff,
beat this like heavyweight of the party
and I think is going to be elected mayor. Yeah.
Any party that was interested in actually winning
would be trying to take lessons from that
and to see how determined they are
to not just like not be like,
all right, well, what worked here?
What can we use?
What kind of candidates like this can we find?
They're just like, no, not like this.
And that is loser shit, first and foremost.
But also it's just fucking confounding.
It's unbelievable.
Mamdani literally, you could look at his campaign as taking
the lessons of why Democrats lost in 2024.
And right after the 2024 election, Democrats were like, oh, it was inflation.
The cost of living. Trump won by saying groceries, groceries, groceries.
Here's Mamdani winning on saying, I'll make your halal cart meat two dollars less
expensive. His entire campaign was about affordability,
which is inflation, which is the thing
the Democrats said they should be running on.
And engagement with the local people
of the place that he lived.
He ran a textbook campaign.
He just like, oh, comes from a slightly more
left wing of the party and has an opinion on
the Israeli genocide of the people of Gaza that you don't agree with.
But fucking look at what he did, what you fucking want people to do.
You want to win or not?
Like, and to me, like this is like deepish mom, Dottie lore.
First time I remember seeing a video of him.
So this is in 2024.
He went out. He was in the Bronx and he was in Queens in neighborhoods that.
So nationally, New York City moved to the was in the Bronx, he was in Queens, in neighborhoods that, so nationally,
New York City moved to the right
in the presidential election,
more dramatically than any other metroplex.
And so he basically was like doing almost that kind of like
obnoxious YouTuber thing where you like walk up
to someone in the park and be like, do we dance?
You know, like, when you just kind of like running up
on someone that maybe doesn't want to talk to you
and ask them a question. But my daddy- I should start doing that. You should, it's when you just kind of like running up on someone that maybe doesn't want to talk to you and ask them the question.
But I just start doing that.
I should. It's a good way to find out whether people eat ass or not.
But it's also in this case, though, it was
he would go up to people and be like, who do you vote for and why?
And it was just like regular people on the street that would be like, you know,
look like New Yorkers, but just be like, yeah, I voted for Trump because like it
it's like really expensive to go to the grocery store now.
Like, or like I drive a car and gas is really expensive.
And like, again, a lot of that is like,
you can only do so much with it,
but that's where it started.
That was like sort of, if you wanted to like,
take the genesis of this campaign back to,
you know, in a way that only like real hard cores
would even know about, That was basically it.
He was like, what do you want?
And then he ran a campaign being like,
I heard what you said you wanted,
I'm gonna try to do it.
Yeah.
There is a lesson there.
At a national level, you can't do what he did
where he's just like, every 10th person in New York City
has shaken his hand in the last three months.
Yeah.
But maybe you could.
I think you could definitely do more
than what a lot of candidates do.
There's one last bit, I don't wanna talk too much about him
because I also know, I don't know how long
these podcasts are allowed to be.
We're cooking.
So one thing that he,
it was a very clear contrast
that they managed to not underline in an offensive way.
But Andrew Cuomo's 67 and Zora Momdadi's 33.
And in a lot of his videos, he is out doing,
not just like doing New York stuff,
but like walking, talking, doing stuff pretty quickly.
This is another one of the weird skills he has
as a politician is that he's able to speak very fast
and articulate very well.
Like he could have been a great podcast, honestly.
Yeah, he had all the tools.
But he like, a lot of that stuff is like
broadcasting a vitality that if you underline it,
if you're doing the thing where it's like Andrew Cuomo, 67,
could never go up down these stairs the way that I'm doing
it, that's rude, that's ageism.
Yeah.
But if you are just out there being like someone that is
displaying energy and vigor in the way
that he's doing it, I think that that kind of resonates. And this is it's not the only reason
to oppose like democratic gerontocracy. But so many of the videos that have come out of like
Congress members going to confront some fucking thumb head ice guy
who's refusing to let them into the temporary prison
that they've started in like the old mall somewhere.
That those videos, I appreciate that Democrats are doing it,
but there is also an aspect of it that's like,
the tone of it is kind of heartbreaking
because it's like these like two kind of visibly frail
18 term members of Congress showing up and talking to some
bouncer looking guy and being like, well, we want to get in. And he's like, no. And like,
poor Gerald Nadler is not in any kind of physical condition to push past anybody. He's not, he
shouldn't be getting handcuffed. He's 80 years old, you know, like, and that, I think that like,
to see a party that looks like it can get up and down and compete in like just the most basic physical sense, I think is important.
Yeah.
And you know, the fact that he seemed like he had good ideas that people could rock with is also cool.
But I think that there's, you know, if we're talking about the energetic stuff underneath it, there's another lesson there to take.
But I don't know how you get, you know, multi-term members of Congress or senators to retire.
I think you have to retire them.
And this is proof that like, you know,
even someone like Andrew Cuomo,
who doesn't really have a constituency left,
who everybody hated.
I mean, he was just like a nasty man.
Yeah.
Even then, I think that you can see that like,
a lot of people, a lot of elected officials,
a lot of people with money just got behind him
because they're like, well, this is what you do.
He's the guy.
Yep.
And I mean, one donor I read in the Times today
was like donated $250,000.
I love this quote.
And he said something like,
you know, a lot of people mistook my donation
for enthusiasm.
My quarter million dollar donation.
We were just like, well, it's Andrew Cuomo,
might as well get on his good side in case he wins.
Yep.
Right? Like, oh, oh, ah, Cuomo. Yeah, he'll probably win.
Okay. You know, this is what you do.
This is status quo. Let's just do it as usual.
I assume probably Bill Clinton thought the same thing when he endorsed him.
It's like Bill Clinton's not excited for Andrew Cuomo.
He's just like, oh, Mario's son is asking.
That's nice. Mario was a nice man.
Yeah. It's like blurbing your friend's book.
Yes. Yeah.
Except for I mean that every time I've done it.
It's different.
People mistake my very vague blurb for a lack of enthusiasm.
I'll tell you, you got to play ball.
But yes, that quote related quote is classic to me, like, because
that's a nice reminder of like what
it's actually like here to a certain
extent, like guys that have a spare
two hundred fifty thousand dollars
going around being like, whatever, give
it to the fucking sociopath.
I don't want to yell that.
Yeah. And then when you look the
next bit of that quote is the guy
being like, I'll probably support
mom, I mean, whatever. I don't know.
Like, sure. Like all I'm trying to do
is build foot lockers all
across this great city.
And that's like, that's my passion.
I just don't want anyone to get in the way of it.
What's so frustrating is that, like, again,
the way Mamdani won was by doing basic politics.
Like, I've learned, I really enjoy politics.
You know, I do, like, I'm an elected official
in my union, right?
And one of the things I like about that was it was like,
made me think about electoral politics.
Like, oh, the whole thing is like,
how do you get actual people to care about this
and to show up and actually vote?
Like that is the thing you have to do at the end of the day
is people need to leave their house,
go to the polling place and pull the little lever, right?
And how do you get them to do it?
And like, it's kind of always the same job,
whether you're in a union or whether you're in,
I don't know, a fucking school board or whatever it is,
or for mayor, and Mamdani went after it in this clear way.
I'm gonna like show my affinity with people,
I'm gonna be a part of the city,
I'm gonna like listen to them.
And when he talks about it, he says this,
like you can't tell them what to believe in,
you listen to what they want,
and then you say that that's what you'll do.
It was basic, basic politics.
And that can win.
I've also seen it win in L.A.
Like we've had a big progressive resurgence in L.A.
And it's been because people run for city council who say, I know you've never even heard of your city
council or councilman before because they're just like some suit
who's trying to avoid attention
so they can cut corrupt business deals with developers.
But guess what?
If you elect someone who actually gives a shit, then-
This is a real office.
I can do stuff for you.
The city might get better, yeah.
And they like literally go,
hello, it's me, Nithya, you know.
And he says like, Ugo, I'm a person, I live here
and I could be a person to you and I could help. That's like the most basic, that's the back to basics of politics, right?
If you do that and the other person doesn't do it, you can win.
And so when the Democrats are out of power, you would think that,
hey, why don't we go back to basics generally?
Why don't we figure out what people want and then tell them we're going to do the thing?
And yet when you have this prominent, the most prominent example
of someone fucking doing it, the national party is like, who is this guy?
What's he doing? We got to stop this. Yeah.
And we refuse to learn a lesson.
It's it's incredibly frustrating. It's frustrating.
And I think it also reflects a sort of like a tentativeness that is
in the on the part of the Democrats that I think like scans
really easily and that like people respond to
in a negative way where they, it's like they,
there's a great internet hippo, I believe is the account
that did the tweet.
No, I know internet hippo, the famous sage.
Beautiful internet hippo.
We all love the internet hippo.
This is why Trump won.
It's hard to not do that. It's hard not to do it. He doesn't even talk like that anymore. But we love the internet hipp This is why Trump won. Yeah, it's hard to not do that.
He doesn't even talk like that anymore.
But we love the Internet hippo.
We love him.
The Internet hippo tweet that I'm thinking about is that voting
for the Democrats is like going to a rock concert where the band
tells the whole time, spends the whole time telling the crowd to calm down.
But there is a sense of like they want to win, but they don't want to like win
by so much that they then have to do stuff.
The difference with this, like what you're describing in terms of like those city council races. I'll say that like so formative
political experience of my life
Like outside of you know, I like I vote in every election. I'm a good boy. Like it's just how you know, I was raised
When I worked at vice this would have been like
2014 When I worked at Vice, this would have been like 2014.
Vice still exists, but it was famously a lousy place to work.
I was talking to Chris about this before, like off mic,
that like just a lot of disrespect from ownership
towards the people that work there.
It was, you know, people probably don't remember this.
There's no reason why normal people should care about Vice.
But it was like a venture backed youth media company
that was trying to get real big and sell to somebody
so that the founders could cash out.
It was also a fun place to work.
I worked with a lot of really awesome people there.
A lot of people did great work there.
I have a lot of friends who worked there too.
Yeah, and it was, you know, they more or less left you alone
because the people that were in charge didn't read
and didn't care what you were doing.
So you could kind of, you know,
do whatever you wanted to do, like within reason, it's like you didn't get sued.
But you weren't getting paid well.
And there are people that worked there for a long time
that were getting paid astonishingly poorly.
And when we unionized that
newsroom when I was there and the writers go east.
Yeah. Yeah.
And I was, you know, smallish part of it,
but I was on the bargaining committee and I had some transparency
on the process. But the the experience I'm talking about was before we got anybody to sign cards,
we got people to agree to go to a meeting, just like writers and, and, uh, you know,
people that had like jobs that weren't like management level jobs. So the whole newsroom,
more or less, um, it's like a hundred of us, uh. A big group of it went to a conference room
at the Writers Guild of America East office building
on Granite Street in Lower Manhattan.
And we, you know, heard the unions spiel
sort of about why it would be a good idea.
But then we, everybody sort of like talked about
the experience of working at Vice,
like what it was like for them.
And you know, how this shit that they'd been asked to do
for free, the raises that they had been denied for years,
you know, the fact that they had like $60
in their bank account, even though they were like,
you know, a junior editor at some website,
just because of like how shitty the health insurance was.
All of this stuff was like,
I've never been in a space that felt like that.
Like it was, I think not just because of the fact
that you could see that the things
that were making your life hard
were also making other people's lives hard.
Although that is like the fundamental
of like getting somebody engaged in politics
and making, you know, learning to demand what you deserve.
But it was also, you could see that everybody else
was kind of waking up to the idea that like,
all of this suffering as individuals
was not the only way that it could be.
That like, there was that like,
everybody was getting shit on,
like all of us in different ways,
seemingly at random,
just because management didn't care about it.
And that like, if you got together and basically like
asked for what you thought you deserved,
this was the bit that, you know,
the organizers had to do some convincing on
and that some of the people that were important
to getting that movement off the ground,
Brian Merchant, the tech journalist was a big part of it.
You know, we had. We had to rally everybody and make them believe
that it could be another way.
But once people started to believe it, it was different.
We did get a really good contract
and we had to wait till the last fucking minute
and we had to do a million meetings
and they were really insulting.
And we had to threaten to do a walkout
and almost do a walk out and all the shit
that is just part of the kabuki of getting a contract.
But we did it.
And the experience of like starting with feeling atomized and powerless
and kind of like shit on and getting from there to where we wound up
is like, I mean, not just has it made me like somebody who believes in unions
in a way that is not abstract
and that it is like really deeply felt,
but it is also like that is a lesson that projects
that scales and that like you,
once you see that it's possible,
you can bring to every aspect of life.
And it changes you.
Like, and I think that maybe I don't, you know, it's not like Democrats are trying to
make more 47 year old progressive New York Jewish guys.
Like they've got a lot of us already, but I do think it's the sort of thing where there's
a lesson there that like if you can get people to start understanding that they can get what
they want
if they ask for it insistently enough.
And if you keep fucking pushing and ask for it,
that's like the only way that you get out of the moment
that we're in right now is enough people saying no to it.
And you know, like it's nice to be reminded
that you have the option of saying no.
Like otherwise it's really easy to sort of forget
and recede in yourself.
The other thing that is threaded through that story
that you're telling and what just happened in New York
is solidarity.
Absolutely.
Which is, that's the most important union word
and the more that I'm around it, the more it means to me.
It's like as an emotion.
Yeah.
I think one of the most important emotions in my life.
And-
Because it's like a big union word, but it has, again,
it's like, it's a way of being in the world.
It's a way of like seeing your responsibilities
as a person.
Yeah, when you're in the workplace and you're like,
oh, I have my issues, you have your issues
and they're linked and together we are strong
and can fight back.
That's so powerful.
That is also the feeling that I said that I had
when I was in New York, when I lived here
and I would ride on the subway with everyone on the L train
and like go to the coffee cart,
was solidarity with everyone else's experience.
That's why, you know, people say,
oh, New York is a cold place, it's unfeeling.
You cry on the subway and no one says, are you okay?
Because everyone knows that's what you need.
But if you trip and stumble in New York,
two people will help you up, right?
Cause you're trying to get on,
we're all trying to get on our way.
And that's what Zoran showed, right?
Was like, yeah, the halal meat's too expensive.
I have solidarity with you and we can do it together.
He harnessed the latent solidarity of all New Yorkers to win.
Another great bit of that video,
I think that's a really good point,
is that it wasn't, there's another version of that
from the perspective that is entirely that of the consumer,
right, which is just like $10 for this,
it used to be $8, what the hell, I'm gonna fix it.
Going into the Halal card and talking to the guy
that's making it and being like, hey man, what are you,
what's like, why does it cost this?
Like, what are you going through?
Yes. That's the difference, man, what are you? What's like, why does it cost this? Like, what are you going through? That's the difference, man.
That shit works.
Like, and I think that, you know, again,
that is a way of seeing the world.
Like, if you're completely in that, like,
sort of the car brain thing,
where like everybody on the sidewalk
is like somebody that might, you know, carjack you,
and everyone crossing the street is like in your fucking way
and everybody else is like trying to cut in front of you
or whatever.
Like you can only get so far seeing the world like that.
But if you sort of understand it as being like,
as being a part of a bigger whole that can be moved
like through a concerted enough effort from all those parts.
It's a whole new ball game at that point.
And if the Democrats were able to,
or if anybody nationally, politically was able to harness that emotion of solidarity.
It's so funny to talk about all this inspiring real shit
and then just have to keep coming back to the Democrats.
If Chuck Schumer could just experience solidarity,
then we would solve American politics.
But it's the thing that's...
Yeah, like corporate lawyer, automaton, Hakeem Jeffries.
If only he had to transfer at Smith and 9th Street through that annoying
underground tunnel from the F to the R, maybe we could maybe we can reach him.
I mean, probably not.
I don't know.
I mean, look at the highest level of the labor movement, right?
They have also forgotten the same lesson.
You know, if you look at like the head of the top of the AFL-CIO or whatever, you know,
they have more probably a sense of solidarity than, than most organizations, but it, you know, you get to those levels, things become
top down, they become political in the broader sense rather than political in
the human sense.
Um, and.
You know, that, that lesson is forgotten, but to me, like the, the, the way to
solve politics is to, you know, go from that street level where if you beat the pavement,
if you have solidarity with the people
who are in your community
and you actually address their real issues,
you will always win.
That'll always work at local politics.
If you can bring that up the chain to the national level,
like that is how you could actually
like transform America for the better.
And that's what I hope that somebody is paying attention to
with Zilran's win.
Yeah, it's hard too.
I mean, it's hard to like get, you know,
this is a big country.
There's a lot of different, you know,
experiences of life here.
I think that's part of what, you know,
what was inspiring to me about the two Bernie runs
and the sort of the fight oligarchy tour or whatever it is,
they recall on it
that he was doing with.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That like that to me like is an attempt at doing that.
It's basically going someplace and like, you know,
this was how he managed to run as well as he did was he
would go places and be like, tell me what you're going
through more or less.
Yeah.
And there's, I remember videos of this.
I mean, obviously it's like kind of played to be,
I don't know if it's played. I mean, I believe it.
I find Bernie Sanders to be a very admirable guy.
But, you know, videos of him in like Iowa with like 15 people and someone's like,
you know, it's humiliating, burn the way I treat us at work, like all this stuff.
And it's like.
That's like people are programmed not to say stuff like that.
Certainly you wouldn't talk to a politician like that a lot of the time,
because it's like you just be mad at them because you assume that they're
complicit in all the stuff that's happening to you.
That's humiliating.
So to have it be that people see themselves as like,
not just like customers of a politician or patrons of a politician,
but like somebody who has like a relationship with them
that they expect to be treated with respect.
Yeah.
That's a good place to start,
but I guess it's probably easier said than done.
I mean, the path forward has been charted a little bit.
Yep, a little bit.
In the past week, it's pretty fucking sick to see.
Thank you so much for coming on Talk to Us about it.
Thanks for having me.
I wanna talk to you about your wonderful work at defector.
Give me the, maybe we'll come back later
and do like a talk about like media,
but just real quick for people who don't know defector,
tell folks what it is and where they can find it.
Sure.
So it's defector.com is the website.
Briefly the origin story there.
So after vice, I worked at a website called Deadspin
that was like a sports
and culture website. That company got bought by private equity. They fired our editor and then
they fired another one of our editors, like our editor in chief. And we're basically trying to
dictate what we could cover and what we couldn't. So all of us quit at the same time, and we started a new website in September of 2020.
Great time to be starting a business.
And that but it was like we just we all wanted to stay working together.
We are. And that's been was a popular website.
It's probably a beloved website.
It was like a bit like an old growth sort of Internet thing.
And so we started again.
It's a different model of subscription stuff.
You can get a few articles to read and see if you like them.
But yeah, we started it and we're gonna turn five
in September, like it's working.
We've grown and there's more of us.
And a lot of the core group that started it,
some of them have gone on to go work at ESPN
or Washington Post and stuff like that.
But for the most part, we've hung together and we're having fun. It's a good website.
And we've had a good few weeks. You, the journalists own it. Yes.
It is it is reader funded.
And it is what I love about it is that it is like one of the last homes of really good,
voicey, fun writing on the Internet. When I go read it, I'm like,
here's some freak who's writing in great detail
about something they give a shit a lot about.
They're trying to make me laugh with their writing.
They're not being ground down into either
edited corporate speak or social media,
whatever pops on the algo.
It's written by a human and it's designed to delight
and inform and anger me.
See, when you say it, I almost believe it.
I feel good about that.
Like that's how I would pitch it
if I was more comfortable pitching shit like that.
They mean like we have serious stuff
and we run real journalism,
but the story that went biggest for us this week
was by a very funny blog by Barry Pichesky
about a hurdler competing in a race in Scandinavia
who won and set a personal best despite the fact that his dick and balls fell out like
five times during the race.
There's there's video in the post, you know, very nominal fee if you wanted just a monthly
subscription, you just wanted to see it.
But it was like that's still part of our bread and butter. Like, it's not like clickbait.
Because that's fucking blogging, man.
Yes, it is.
And like, you know, I also wrote a serious thing about Andrew Cuomo.
You know, like we had good, serious minded stuff.
But like, yeah, it was the post with the words dick and balls in the headline
was the one that drove the most subs this week.
Look, incredible writing about politics, culture, sports,
dick and balls.
Dicks, balls.
That's what you get from defector.com.
Go check it out.
Dave Roth, thank you so much for being here.
Thank you, man. Appreciate it.
Yeah, it's been wonderful.
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