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Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - Real Friends Classic: 204 - My Big Mouth

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

In this week's episode, JD betrays Carla's trust, and Turk realizes he only advanced in Kelso's eyes because Kelso is sexist. In the real world, Zach and Donald discuss Donald's munchie problems and t...heir frustration with the lack of mask wearing in the USA.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to an iHeart Podcast. I'm Andrea Gunning, host of the podcast Betrayal. Police Lieutenant Joel Kern used his badge to fool everyone. Most of all, his wife, Caroline. He texted, I've ruined our lives. You're going to want to divorce me. How far would he go to cover up what he'd done? The fact that you lied is absolutely
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Starting point is 00:02:29 There's three options behind you. One of them she's wearing tonight. Tell her yellow. The yellow is the pretty one. Tonight I'm making steak dinner. Are you having date night? No, no, no, no, no. I just decided I was going to make steak dinner tonight. Y'all need to do what we do. We have date night? No, no, no, no, no. I just decided I was going to make steak dinner tonight. Y'all need to do what we do. We have date night in the house.
Starting point is 00:02:48 You don't got kids. Right, but they go to bed at what, 738? And by that time, I want to go to bed. For all my parents out there who are dealing with this in quarantine right now, you know exactly what I'm talking about. I'm sure every parent listening is like, mm-hmm. That's right. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:03:08 All they gotta do is click the ringtone. Yeah, click your ringtone. You can get mm-hmm. I bet every time I say something to you that sounds like a guy with no kids and then you answer it, all those people listening with kids go, mm-hmm. That's right. So when you're a parent, you wanna go to bed at 8.30, huh? Yeah, you know, you want to go to bed early,
Starting point is 00:03:29 unless you got something cooking for later on. Right. You know what I mean? Those are the days, listen, I'm going to tell you, the days that I try to help out the most is when there's not even promise of sex at the end of the night. When there's like a little, when she gives you just like,
Starting point is 00:03:44 when my wife gives me just that little bit of that little spark, there's like a little sparkle in her eye that I recognize. And I'm like, yo, you know what I need to do today? I need to make sure I support and help as much as I can around the house. Because you feel like that's going to put you over the line. Something can happen. And it's so disappointing when it doesn't happen. When it doesn't work out that way. Oh, because you put in all the work all day long. And it's like not appreciated. And then you realize, oh, shit, that's my wife every day.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Right. So when you have kids, you kind of have to schedule sex, right? You kind of have to be like, how's Wednesday at 8.35? No, I've... You know what? we used to try to schedule it and now it's just like, look, if it happens, it happens. You know what I mean? You'll get, you know, I, I, I used to put it in the iCal. No, no, it would just be like, what color, what color would you, it would be like, it's been a couple of weeks now. Yeah. Oh, that's what you do? Yeah. Is she ever the one that's like Donald has been a couple of weeks now. Hot pink. Yeah. Oh, that's what you do? Yeah. Is she ever the one that's like Donald, it's been a couple of weeks now?
Starting point is 00:04:48 Yeah, absolutely. Oh, that's nice. Dude, we got a good thing going on. No, obviously, you're very sexually attractive to each other. I can feel it when I'm around you. I can feel the heat. Yeah. You know, it's very interesting.
Starting point is 00:05:03 My wife is, you know, we're quarantined and everything like that. So she's like, you know, I want to be very careful how I word all of this. Well, she doesn't listen to the podcast, but go ahead. I still don't want it to come in. There's nobody listening. There's nobody listening. But she's like... Sister Well and Danil. Right. She's like, this quarantine thing has gotten me, you know, you know, all out of
Starting point is 00:05:25 sorts. And my eating habits and stuff aren't the same. But I'm gonna tell you something right now. I like a little bit of cushion on my baby. You know what I mean? It's nice. It feels good. You know, and she likes to be like pinky thin, you know what I'm saying? And it's like, I like that too, but I like it when she's got a little bit of something to hold on to. Right, but I'm not tracking. You're saying she's too skinny for you right now? She's saying she feels like she's going the opposite direction of skinny, and it doesn't make her feel attractive. Alright, here's what you gotta do. But look, to me, that shit is mad, that shit is dope. I got a plan, I'm gonna help you. Okay, what's up?
Starting point is 00:06:12 You're gonna unplug the Peloton, and then you're gonna take some scissors and just cut the plug off. Break that shit. Do you know how much money I paid for that Peloton? I'm like, you know, I might. I'm trying I'm like, Peloton ain't one of our sponsors or one of our, or doesn't have a time for us. They didn't send us a Peloton for free. I ain't cutting shit. That shit cost me money. That's like two grand sitting in the corner.
Starting point is 00:06:39 All right. And how do we fix this so it doesn't break? Maybe, I don't know, turn the circuit for that plug off and be like, baby, I don't know. That plug is broken, the Peloton is out of order. And then, you know how the gyms put an out of order sign? You put an out of order sign on the Peloton. No, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna just keep cooking with butter and freaking oil. Put some meat on those bones.
Starting point is 00:07:00 I'm gonna just make burgers and hot dogs. You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna go out and get some potato chips. Yeah, sabotage. Make some potato salad. All that good stuff that I wanna eat. I bet there's a lot of curvy women who are listening who are like, I need my husband to appreciate my curves. And here's Donald saying he appreciates you. I never got so many likes as to when I cooked up those little tiny party wings and I posted it on Instagram. Let me tell you something right now. You want to make the ladies like
Starting point is 00:07:31 your pictures? Post something that you cooked and make that shit look good. I guarantee you, you get all people sliding into my DMs. I didn't know you could cook. Oh, really? That's funny because some guys show their abs and you're out here showing your chicken wings. No, I show you the food. I show you what you want, mama. You don't want to... Nobody wants these abs.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Nobody wants abs. My abs? Get the fuck out of here. Maybe Michael B. Jordan's abs. They don't want my abs. You know what's fucked up? We do all this work to try and be thin. And it's what you're saying about Casey, and I'm sure there's, I know for a fact there's women who think that about we men. It's like we do all this work to try and make our bodies look good. And then the person you're with is like, no, I'd rather you have a little meat on your bones.
Starting point is 00:08:17 It just seems more healthy. So it's for our own vanity though. It's for our own vanity, not for our partner. No, you do it for you. Although, although that's bullshit though, because when you do look good as hell, your woman is like, damn. Yeah, I'm going to keep it 100 with you. I would prefer to look like- Keep it 100, or at least 99.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Right. I would prefer to look like a male porn star Okay, slow down. Do you mean because they're often muscular or because they have baby's arm size penises Well, why are you fanning yourself you guys Joel is fanning yourself with her hand I feel like if you're in porn, you have to look, you have to be, you know, muscular. Right. There's not a lot of overweight male porn stars, I guess. I'm told. Well, no, there are. Uh, but for the most part, most of the males in porn are like, you know, ripped
Starting point is 00:09:30 beyond belief or, or 26 years old and don't ha- haven't had to lift weights yet and diet yet and stuff like that. I would love to be of that caliber, uh, male right now, where either I can stick with the regiment long enough for people to see it. Or if there was some type of miracle, something out there that would make me just the, I remember 26, man. Remember the Titans was 25. Listen, you know what I'm saying? I remember that. I need that to be, I need it to be made. I need someone out there, whatever scientist is out there right now. I am begging you because this shit is, listen man, listen, I like it on my wife, I don't like it on me. Right, well stop eating. I mean, I can solve
Starting point is 00:10:19 it for you. Stop eating all that shit. I smoke too much weed to stop eating all of that shit though. Well, then don't, then this is so fucking stupid You're eating you're smoking something that makes you hungry and then you fucking eat bad food. It's not fucking rocket science. I Know I understand that it's not rocket science. You need to set your goals and be committed So you're saying I shouldn't smoke weed anymore? No, you shouldn't if it gives you that bad of a munchy problem. Control your fucking self. You're a grown ass man. So when I see you the next time and you've got God's green lettuce and you want to smoke that shit and I say no, you can't be like stop being a pussy. That's all I'm
Starting point is 00:10:58 saying. I won't. I'll say I respect you, Donald. I understand that you have a munchy problem and I understand that you need to take a break from God's lettuce. Okay, there it is. Done. You solved your fucking weight problem. There it is. Now, I feel bad for you because Casey's not as chunky as you'd like. No, she's actually, she works out really... She's too much. She's strong in it right now. She looks great. I just saw her on the FaceTime and she's very pretty. She is very pretty. You did good. I did very well. And her very pretty. You did good. I did very well.
Starting point is 00:11:26 And her hair, she has such beautiful hair. She takes very good care of it. And she, you know. Yeah. It's like a work of art. All those beautiful curls. She's blessed with, you know, a lot of hair. And the way your hair mixes with her hair to create Wilder's hair.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Yeah, you know, I got, you know, beautiful babies too. That's what happens when they come from love. You live a blessed life, Donald. Weight, skinny, fat, medium, whatever, you live a blessed life. I am very, very, very happy with what God has given me. Yes. I thank God every night for it. And we thank God and the universe for you beautiful listeners because Donald and I were talking about how much fun we're having doing this and it is a bright spot in our... So many people on social media thank us for doing this and I always have the same response in my head which is,
Starting point is 00:12:15 thank you for tuning in because we really... I think Donald and I thought this would be a fun little thing to do, but it's become so fun for us. We look forward to it. We know we're gonna laugh with you guys, and we know we have these new beautiful friends, Danil and Joel, that we get to see twice a week and giggle with, and I think it's... We wanna thank all of you for listening. Thank you. And people are fucking nuts, man. I mean, none of these listeners, all of our listeners are saying, but people have lost their fucking minds.
Starting point is 00:12:44 That being said, let's get into it. What's going on? Wait, let me tell you something. I want to play you something that was on my Twitter machine today, okay? It's the first time I've ever played you guys something off my phone because I have a question and I want you well entailed away. Were people always this fucking bat shit in the world or is just everyone filming everything now?
Starting point is 00:13:03 Before you answer, before you answer, I'm going to play you a woman. This woman is berating her dentist for asking that she wear a mask. Okay. She is berating the, I assume maybe it's the receptionist at the dental office because she doesn't want to wear a mask. And we represent the medical community here on Fake Doctors, Real Friends. And I got livid myself as a fake doctor. Listen to this. I'm just going to play a little section of this woman who is very upset that she has to wear a mask to the dentist.
Starting point is 00:13:34 You're going to work on my teeth, not my nose. I don't wear a mask in my teeth clean. But it's about the safety of all of our… I'll cover my mouth. Can I go be seated now? No, because you're not filling out the forms or letting us take your temperature. It's about the safety of all of our... Fine, I'll cover my mouth. Can I go be seated now? No, because you're not filling out the forms or letting us take your temperature. It's about protecting our... You can't take my temperature. That's against the law. Alright, well, I can't... You're not an MD.
Starting point is 00:13:54 We're not allowed to... No. I have a right to sue you for harassing me, the manager, and this entire company, Smile, whatever you call it, dental. I do have that right, and I talked to my attorney before I came here too. You talked to her attorney. So does he want that to happen? I've waited long enough for my teeth to be cleaned, okay? Let's get this done. Let's get this done. What's crazy is this crazy woman is prepared to go now have all these people work on her mouth. Let's get this done
Starting point is 00:14:28 Yeah, you know, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say something all she had to do is put a mask on no Well, she said she said you're not working on my nose That's fucking nuts. This woman is but the mask only has to be on from when she enters the building To sitting in the chair. Yeah. How do you even do the dentist with a mask on? The dentist is going to take the mask off. They're just asking for... Now, it might be the embarrassment of, I forgot my mask and I don't want to feel like an asshole because I know everybody's supposed to wear a mask right now.
Starting point is 00:14:59 All right, Donald, there is no way that that office would not have provided her with a frigging mask. Okay. I'm just saying okay This is what I don't understand. It just gets me so riled up. I Business I have no business speaking for the medical community, but since it's a show about fake doctors I want to be like fuck you Yeah, yeah, you know, this is gonna upset people and this is gonna make a lot of people be like, you know what? You're right. The president ain't wearing a mask.
Starting point is 00:15:26 There are a bunch of people who voted for the president and they feel like if he doesn't need to do it, why do I need to do it? He speaks for me. And the way he's speaking right now. I just feel like we're the only country that's politicized mask wearing. Dude, everything is politicized now.
Starting point is 00:15:41 This freaking virus. Mask wearing. The virus is politicized. I don't know if this is going to make the show. It is, because we don't get political. And you don't even have to go down a Trump thing, because I mean, you don't even have to touch that fucking fire. All you have to say is, how is it, how, I just can't get my head around why people are so crazy.
Starting point is 00:16:00 If you want to wear a mask, fine. Don't go to the dentist. Why are you yelling at these poor fucking receptionists whose job it is to make sure that everyone in the waiting room is safe? Listen, if it wasn't invisible and you could see this threat, everybody would be wearing a mask. If this shit was, if this was considered a true threat, like somebody with a gun walking into a room and the only way you're not going to get, and the motherfuckers walking outside
Starting point is 00:16:22 and choosing places to walk into, if that were the case, everybody would wear a mask because they wouldn't want to get and the motherfuckers walking outside and choosing places to walk into if that were the case everybody would wear a mask because they wouldn't want to get shot they're opening Disney World do not any cage you mean will die in Florida yesterday yeah I understand that they're opening Disney World they feel that they have the proper listen man you can't tell anybody to put a mask on you could tell it as many people as you want to put a mask on they're gonna live their life man they're gonna do what they want to do that's what it boils down to Dan say something wise you're so wise Joelle you're very talk some sense into well help us also incredibly all I'm saying either one of you please educate Donald and I what we're missing because I just don't understand I just understand you first Joelle go first
Starting point is 00:17:08 okay uh I think that there's a lot of easy to access misinformation out there misinformation available to a lot of people who don't think that this is a big deal which is aggravating I know several people who have died see I see a whole family's devastated. We've seen poor women have to bury sons and grandsons and husbands in the span of a week. I mean, there's footage of doctors loading bodies into like refrigerated trucks. It's intense to me, the amount of denial that's going on.
Starting point is 00:17:41 I don't know what we as individuals can do to convince the masses that don't seem to think this is a problem. It just means for me, like, the best thing I've been able to do from my mindset is just prepare to stay in for a very long time. Because it's clear to me people aren't taking this seriously, despite the fact that numbers are rising. We have government officials who could very easily resolve this problem with the stroke of a pen being like, no, businesses are allowed to be open and we're gonna try to make it so that mayors of large cities are unable to pass ordinances. What's happening in Georgia? It's just crazy. It's criminal. It's criminal. There's 11,433 new
Starting point is 00:18:19 confirmed cases of coronavirus in Florida today and 93 deaths today. This was posted four hours ago, so God knows what it is now. But there'll be over a hundred deaths in Florida today. They're opening Disney World. All I'm gonna say, and you know, I hate that this... I feel like this is the kind of thing that changes people's minds, but so often we see images of stuff like war, and we see images of stuff like destruction, and those kinds of very raw graphic images tend to sway people in ways where like I had no idea this was going on you think about struggles in the Middle East you think about places like Syria where people are carrying you know their
Starting point is 00:18:57 children out of blasted out buildings and you see the grief in this person's eyes as they're holding their dead child. And unfortunately with COVID, nobody's allowed to see anybody. The second that you go into that hospital, that's the last time you see that person. So the image of COVID, the image of the sick person is I'm at home. The image is stay home. And the image is out of sight, out of mind. Right. That's unfortunately like where are all of these hundreds of thousands of people? There are hundreds of thousands of people who have died in this country. And there's
Starting point is 00:19:34 no images. There's no sick people. Yeah. They hide it all. They hide it all. You think about like Chernobyl, it starts out with this very ominous image of a bunch of people standing on a bridge while little like white flecks come down, which are like, you know, that's the symbol for the viewer who knows the results of Chernobyl to be like, that's the thing. That's the bad part. That's the bad stuff right there. And that's the COVID coming in. And then over the rest of the documentary, you see people like start to just like cough
Starting point is 00:20:01 up blood and their skin starts to disintegrate and all these gruesome, horrific things where you're like, whoa, never want to have that again. And with COVID, we just don't have that kind of and I'm not I'm not advocating that reporters go into hospitals and start taking pictures of sick people. It's like that's not what I'm saying. But the fact that it is so dangerous, it is so contagious that people are not allowed to be around their loved ones that you're not allowed to see these people, that all of this is just happening behind closed doors. People don't have that straight-up image of, if you do this, you turn into this. Yeah, you're smart. That's well said, Dan. And you know, I got the goosebumps when I first saw them backing
Starting point is 00:20:39 up refrigerated semis to the hospitals, but even that was hidden. They put up big... One would hope. One would hope. But I saw it firsthand because of Nick. I saw FaceTime. I FaceTimed with Nick, thanks to Amanda and a nurse that was in the hospital, and I just could not believe what it had done to him. I could not believe who the sh- it was he looked like a corpse, frankly. You wish people could have empathy just off of information. You wish people could hear a fact and be able to process it in their head and say, oh well this is horrible and I need to do everything I can to protect those around me and protect others, but that is not the case. Well,
Starting point is 00:21:21 it all goes back to, I'll tell you this again, it all goes back to leadership and how leadership handles all of this. Whether you're a governor, a mayor, the president, a senator in Congress, whatever it is, a lot of the examples, you are the example. And- I know, DeSantis, oh my God, has that guy been a colossal disaster? DeSantis in Florida, debacle has that guy been a colossal disaster? DeSantis in Florida. And some...
Starting point is 00:21:45 It's a debacle. Well, some people downplayed it and didn't wanna believe the facts, and here we are. You know what I mean? That's what it is. This is the last political thing I'll say on the rest of this podcast for... Ever again? Ever again. The last political thing I will ever say on this podcast is... Bullshit. I call bullshit.
Starting point is 00:22:05 All right, ready? Colon, people of Florida, if you reelect DeSantis, I think you are making an enormous mistake. He is a disaster slash debacle. Okay, well, you just joined the side, but... Dear Florida, that being said, don't let Zach's political views stop you from listening to our show. Yes, sorry. If you're currently wearing a DeSantis t-shirt, I'm sorry, okay? No, he doesn't apologize. No, I'm not apologizing. You guys have different political views. That doesn't mean we can't all love scrub
Starting point is 00:22:45 No, we still want you to listen and we but if you're a racist fuck you I said, here's a story that we all should know. So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our Scruggs Rewatch show with Zach and Dano. Mm-hmm. All right, should we get into this real quickly? Should we get into this? Because I wrote it down this time. I don't know if I wrote it down correctly.
Starting point is 00:23:21 But I have a feeling that I can do it... I don't know if I could do it less than 30 seconds. Come on, dude. This is your thing. This episode had so many really... People are really loving... People, I'm getting a lot of good feedback on the Donald summing it up. Get it ready. Get it ready. So wait, let me get my timer going. And I gotta get it ready. Hold on. Clock. Okay. And then I go to stopwatch. All right, ready? Yes. Now take a deep breath because it's a big episode. Here we go. Get marks, get set, go. Turk realizes he's always coming in second to his arch-nemesis Bonnie. That's why he's surprised when he's chosen to go with Dr. Kelso to a conference in Mexico.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Carla finally confides in JD and like the little snitch he is, he runs and tells his best friend Carlos Crushed. Elliot just wants to be a part of a team and is willing to sink to low levels to fulfill her wants. In the end everyone's trying to prove they're worthy of respect and trust and it takes the experiences they go through in this episode for them to realize they are. Holy shit that was 29 did you practice did you practice too much to scrub through this shit I just want to give you guys a hundred percent every fucking time I love you a zone for president 2020 let's go
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Starting point is 00:24:53 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 29 second recap of the episode. What a great episode it was, by the way. Yes, very good episode. Paul Quinn, well directed. Yeah, you know, it's interesting about Paul Quinn. I looked him up on IMDB. He hasn't directed much before or much since, so I don't know what the story of Paul Quinn is, how he came to us. You want to ask Bill? Yeah, let's ask Bill.
Starting point is 00:25:30 Bill, Zach and Donald here, and our beautiful listeners on the podcast all want to know Paul Quinn only directed one episode of Scrubs. He doesn't have a lot of credits before or after. So how did Paul Quinn come to us? I think he did a nice job. But what's did Paul Quinn come to us? I think he did a nice job but what's the Paul Quinn story Bill? So this is how it works. You all only call me when Wiki Guy or the Todd aren't available. You're cooler, more hip friends. Fine, I'll take it but I don't like it. I don't have to like it.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Paul Quinn, independent film writer and director that I had gotten to know and thought I would give him a shot. He went on to kind of, I think this was one of his first directing breaks and he went on to direct some other stuff and do that. So that's Paul Quinn. Thank you, Bill. Thank you, William. William Van Duser Lawrence III So that's Paul Quinn. Thank you, Bill. Thank you, William. William Van Duser Lawrence III.
Starting point is 00:26:27 That's his name. Did you know that? I did know that. William Van Duser Lawrence III. If that doesn't sound like, he sounds like the rich guy in Trading Places. Mortimer. No, Dan Aykroyd's character.
Starting point is 00:26:38 What's his name? Oh, freaking, oh shit. Billy Ray. Billy Ray Valentine. No, that's Eddie Murphy, Lewis, Lewis. Lewis Winthorpe. Lewis Winthorpe. Looking good, Billy Ray. Feeling good, Lewis.
Starting point is 00:26:52 I hope that's us one day. That would be the best day of my life. My dream is that- And that's good social distancing too, by the way. Yes. By the way, there's no way that they could hear each other from the sailboat to the beach. That always bothered me. Looking good, Billy Ray. Feeling good, Lewis.
Starting point is 00:27:09 All that he would have heard was... Can you promise me before we die that we will recreate that moment together at the end of Trading Places? You know what? I hope we get the opportunity to relive that moment. I would like to. Looking good, Billy Ray. Feeling good, Lewis. I want to yell it to you while you're on a sailboat. Will you say, looking good, Faison? And I could say, feeling good, Braf? What's that? Looking good, Adeushoon. Feeling good. Israel? But Adeushoon's not your middle name. Adeushun is my middle name. Oh, I always get
Starting point is 00:27:49 confused if it's your real birth first name. It is my, it's on my birth certificate. Donald Adeushun Faison. Okay, so. My parents went to West Africa, I mean, sorry, to Nigeria. Right. And they, you know, fell in love with the culture and in love with the people. And I have a Nigerian name and I used to use it all the time. I haven't gone by Adeo Shoon in the entertainment world in a long time and I kind of use it as a filter.
Starting point is 00:28:17 So if somebody calls me by my nickname, then I'm usually like, oh shit, I should know who this person is or I know who this person is. Especially someone from your childhood, right? If they're like, what's up Shoon? And you're like, oh shit I should know who this person is or I know this person is. Especially someone from your childhood right if they're like what's up Shoon and you're like oh I must know him from school. Well yeah but also like my mom my family everybody calls me Shoon still so Adele Shoon. And me I call you Shoon. You do. At 34 seconds Carla she hits me she bitch slaps me and I turn around to camera and that classic like raging bull face turn.
Starting point is 00:28:46 It's so funny. Do that girlish gasp. That shot is always funny. No matter how many times we've seen it or we did it on scrubs. It's always funny. Getting punched into camera. Always funny. Yes.
Starting point is 00:29:03 And Carly just slapping people around. Yeah, you know what? This whole story kind of starts off where everybody, somebody's, the word that we use in the show is biatch. Biatch, yeah. You know, you're Karlie's biatch in the beginning. I would like to give a shout out to the women
Starting point is 00:29:20 in this episode. Absolutely. Because they all did a fantastic job. Judy is so good in this. Sarah, unbelievably good in this episode because they all did a fantastic job. Judy is so good in this, Sarah unbelievably good in this with not only her physical comedy that she does in the beginning, but all this crying she does. Sarah used to listen to sad songs. I will remember you. I don't know if it was Sarah McLachlan or what it was.
Starting point is 00:29:41 I'm telling you it was. Will you remember me? That just makes me think of dogs being in crates. Yeah, exactly. And that's enough to make... Like one ear. That's enough to make Sarah cry. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:54 I don't know if Sarah McLachlan was always her go-to. Are you just guessing that? I'm guessing. All right. It would be... I'm trying to think what my go-to... It was probably Josh Raiden, Winter. Yeah, what song would you put on to cry?
Starting point is 00:30:04 If I had to put on a song... Oh man, you want to know what song it is? What? The score from Bambi. It's about your people too, the Prince of Egypt, Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey. There can be miracles if you believe the hope is frail, It's hard to kill. Come on now. I don't know that song. Who knows what miracles. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:30:30 You can achieve. Gotta listen to it and it's gonna make you well. Have you ever seen it before? No. When you believe, somehow you will. Joelle, you're about to cry right now? It's the best. I think this is a cool talent show.
Starting point is 00:30:42 It's the most beautiful song maybe ever. Yeah, listen man. It's about, first of all, the song's about when Pharaoh's chasing the Jewish people out of Egypt. It's about, that is, it's about the story of Moses. Right. The Plague. It goes all the way through, it goes all the way through. It's a Passover song. It's him going all the way through to him coming down from the mountain with the Ten Commandments in the Ark. Mm-hmm. Oh no, he has them in his hands I think
Starting point is 00:31:12 at the end of the movie. Yeah, he's holding the commandments. Remember from the, what was it, the, is it the history of Earth? These 15 commandments. Sorry. It's on the World Part One. He's 10 commandments. 10 commandments. 10, we've spent this whole, this whole, I know we're jumping off topic and everything like that. We've spent this whole time, you know, Amanda Klutz is, you know, has delivered a lot of hope to people in this world. You know what I mean? Her faith and her belief really helped a lot of people when Nick was sick. And, you know, for some reason, reason, when you have all of that faith
Starting point is 00:32:09 and you have all of that love, it overwhelms you, man. And so listening to a song like that, listening to, There can be miracles when you believe, it just overflow, you just overflow with hope and joy and faith and it just works, you know what I mean? Wow, that's beautiful I know I gotta listen to it. I've never seen the movie. I never heard the song I'm sorry, you get the opportunity check it out. There's a lot of really good
Starting point is 00:32:35 Voice-over performances in it. What year is it? It's old 1998 yeah, okay. It was But that song first of all, it was Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston singing it. And I don't know if you were big Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston fans. First of all, I think those are, you know, of my lifetime, two of the true versions of what a diva is as far as being able to sing. I had a Mariah Carey interaction once. So did I.
Starting point is 00:33:03 It was one of the best nights of my life. What was yours? Well, mine wasn't like we've made out or anything. Yours sounds I, it was one of the best nights of my life. What was yours? Well, mine wasn't like we've made out or anything. Yours sounds like you were. No, we didn't make out, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Imagine, yeah, it was totally awesome. No, we didn't make out.
Starting point is 00:33:12 I met her and Derek Jeter in the same night. Wow. It was back when they were dating. I was PA'ing on a Mariah Carey music video called Up on the Roof, that you can go watch on YouTube and and and You mean Rooftop? No it's called oh is it is the song Up on the Rooftop? I thought it was Up on the Roof I think it might be Joelle can you double check please what the name is? What's the one with her and Mobb Deep?
Starting point is 00:33:39 Well she doesn't have two songs one called Up on the Roof and one called Rooftop it's either one I think it's Rooftop. Yeah, there's one called The Roof. Yeah, with Mobb Deep, right? Mariah Carey. No, this is called Up on the Roof. It's the Mobb Deep beat. I'm telling you, it's the Mobb Deep beat. You're right. The Roof, Mariah Carey, Mobb Deep. Told you.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Now, Joelle, does she have one called Up on the Roof? I will look that up too. Because I remember that I had to lug all this stuff up to the roof. It's just the roof. Good. It's just the roof. All right. Well, listen, the elevator broke in this building in Brooklyn and all the PAs had to lug all the gear up to the roof.
Starting point is 00:34:17 And I was like, I hope her next song is called Lobby. I give it. Anyway, I got in the... You know, you would be a good dad, could you have some really good dad jokes? That's not a dad joke. That is a fucking dad joke, dude. Listen, I am gonna be a great dad, but not because of my jokes, just because I'm hilarious. Listen, before the elevator broke, I got in with Mariah and her whole posse,
Starting point is 00:34:45 and I was the PA, and I had a baseball hat, and I looked away like, I thought you were spitting it. Now, I was fresh out of film school. You just didn't wanna look in the eyes, you didn't know. Yeah, I just thought you don't look at the star, you just look away. And she was like, I like your baseball hat. It was my favorite baseball hat. And I was like, oh, thank you, thank you, not making eye contact, bobbing my head. And she was like, I might wanna wear that in the video. And I was like, oh, okay. And she's likebing my head. And she was like, I might want to wear that in the video. And I was like, oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:35:07 And she's like to kind of borrow it. And I was like, oh, yeah. So her like entourage took my baseball hat and it had like a red circle on it. And they came back to me and they were like, hey, we want to darken the red circle with Sharpie. Is that okay? And I was like, oh, it's kind of my favorite hat,
Starting point is 00:35:24 but I don't want to like let down Mariah, let down the whole team. I just lugged everything up to the roof. I want the video to be good. This is what I was thinking. And they're like, we'll give you $40 if you'll let us darken the red circle with Sharpie. And I was like, wow, I didn't have any money. I was probably making 100 bucks to be the PA. I was like gonna, you know, increase my salary substantially So I was like, yeah for 40 bucks y'all can just go to nuts on it with a sharpie and I'll just have a great story So that's what happened and I don't even I haven't watched the video in 20 years, but she's on the roof. I know she's on the roof If at any point I got to see if at any point anyone who's curious
Starting point is 00:36:04 Just go watch the video and see if she's ever wearing a black baseball cap, because that's mine. Right on. That's what's up. I got 40 bucks. Extra. Extra. Extra.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Yeah, that was a hard shoot. Wait, who's the, there's a guy in the video. There was a sexy guy. It's Mobb Deep. Oh, no, I don't know. I don't know if she's making out with the band Mobb Deep, but there was a, there was a sexy, I don't know if he was a model or an actor or whatever, but there was a sexy, Joelle, could you maybe find out who that was? There was some sort of like, you know,
Starting point is 00:36:32 in the music video, they have a love interest that they're like macking on. I remember that. I don't know if that was Mobb Deep. Is Mobb Deep a rapper or a group? It's two, it's two people. Well, she wasn't having like a Mobb Deep threesome. It was like one guy. I think he had abs. Right. But then again, I worked on D'Angelo video too. Maybe I'm conflating the two. You worked on a D'Angelo video? Yeah, I worked on a lot of videos. I don't know the name of that song. I remember he was in a bed. Have you ever dated a girl who was like in videos? Like a video vixen? No, I've never dated a video vixen. Have you? I've dated a few video vixens when I was younger.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Really? Any video vixens we would know? What's the one, Amber Rose? No, I've never dated... No, I've never dated Amber Rose. She's a video vixen. Yes, I'd like Amber Rose. I like her a lot.
Starting point is 00:37:19 I put Jamie King in my video. I directed a video for Gavin DeGraw, which is a really good video by the way. Chariot. Yeah. Y'all should stop watching The Roof right now and go watch Chariot by Gavin DeGraw because I directed that video. Well, you know in that video I threw up money in the air to make it rain.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Oh, and you're in it. Sorry. Yeah, you're in the video too. I got distracted by Jamie King. You're in the video. Before making it rain was a big deal. I threw money up in the video. Oh, are you saying you invented making it rain?
Starting point is 00:37:46 Listen, not only did I invent keeping it real, I also invented making it rain, just keeping it 100. I didn't invent that. That was the most stressful job of my life. I was spending so much money and it was all designed to be an elaborate oner. And at like 6 PM, I don't know if you remember we hadn't shot anything. No, I remember we rehearsed a lot. Oh, it was a disaster. But then it came out great. I pivoted. The video is wonderful.
Starting point is 00:38:11 I pivoted and came up with a new plan. But I remember that was like, that's literally probably the most stressful day of my directing career. The person who made the stage in the video also was the head of for Scrubs, Cabot. No. Well, yes and no. Cabot designed it. Yeah. Cabot McMullen, who was our production designer, Scrubs, came up with an awesome idea of these
Starting point is 00:38:34 spinning turntables. And if I were to go back, I know how to do it. So first of all, if you have a hundred people and you're trying to not cut the camera, you need a full day of rehearsal. But that's so expensive to pay you need a full day of rehearsal. But that's so expensive to pay everyone for a full day of rehearsal. So we tried to do it without a full day of rehearsal, and by 6 p.m. we hadn't shot a foot of film,
Starting point is 00:38:51 and I was on the verge of a panic attack. But if you watch the video, it came out really good. And Dom Faison is in it looking fly. You're like, actually, you're playing a music video director in the video. Yeah, I am. And you're making it rain. And I make it rain. And there's bouncing booties. There are bouncing booties. The idea was that he's
Starting point is 00:39:10 in a video and the director's trying to make him be something that he's not. And I remember MTV had a rule in the day where you couldn't show a bouncing booty and then not connect it to a head. Yeah. You couldn't just show a bouncing booty. You had to like, the camera... Are those rules still, is that rule still? I have no idea. Well, they used to not be able to show a gun either. They had a lot of rules. I understand not showing the booty without the head because somebody wanted to be like, is that my booty? I don't know. They probably thought it was rude to just show a bouncing booty and then not show whose booty it was. But I just remember someone coming up to me like, hey, if you're going gonna shoot that booty, the camera now has to come up and show
Starting point is 00:39:47 the woman's head, which was fine. Not her face, just her head. Yeah, I think her head. I don't... I think it could've been... So they just wanted to make sure that the booty was connected to an actual person. Yeah, it wasn't like that. I don't know what the rule... I guess the rule was, what do you guys think? Do you think it was intended to be out of respect for the dancer? I guess, right? I don't know. And I was fine with the rule, but I remember we were mocking, we were spoofing these rap videos
Starting point is 00:40:12 that had dancers shaking their booties. Pretty much to, Baby Got Back, similar to... Right. And I remember being told, like, hey, you gotta make sure the cameraman tilts up to connect all heads to booties. Right on. There you go. It's a little trivia for you listeners out there. All right. On that note, on the note of dancing bouncing booties, we'll be right back. I'm Andrea Gunning, host of the podcast Betrayal. Police Lieutenant Joel Kern used his badge to fool everyone. Most of all, his wife Caroline. He texted, I've ruined our lives.
Starting point is 00:40:45 You're going to want to divorce me. Caroline's husband was living another life behind the scenes. He betrayed his oath to his family and to his community. She said you left bruises, pulled her hair, that type of thing. No. How far would Joel go to cover up what he'd done?
Starting point is 00:41:07 You're unable to keep track of all your lies and quite frankly, I question how many other women may bring forward allegations in the future. This season of Betrayal investigates one officer's decades of deception. Lies that left those closest to him questioning everything they thought they knew. Listen to Betrayal on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Amy Robach and TJ Holmes here. Diddy's former protege, television personality, platinum-selling artist, Denity King alum Aubrey O'Day joins us to provide a unique perspective on the trial that has captivated
Starting point is 00:41:44 the attention of the nation. Aubrey O'Day is sitting next to us here. You are, as we sit here, right up the street from where the trial is taking place. Some people saw that you were going to be in New York and they immediately started jumping to conclusions. So can you clear that up? First of all, are you here to testify in the Ditty Trial? Aubrey will offer her opinions and expertise based on her first-hand knowledge. From her days on Making the Band as she emerged as the breakout star, the truth of the situation would be opposite of the glitz and glamour. It wasn't all bad, but I don't know that any of the good was real. I went through things
Starting point is 00:42:20 there. Listen to Amy and TJ Presents, Aubrey O'Day, covering the Diddy Trial on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey y'all, it's your girl, T.S. Madison, coming to you live and in color from the Outlaws Podcast. On this week's episode, we're talking to none other than Chaperone and Sasha Colby. And let me tell you, no topic is off limits, honey. We talk about the lovers, the haters, and the creator.
Starting point is 00:42:50 I worked at Scooter's Coffee Drive-Thru Kiosk. And you are from the Midwest. And in the Midwest, they told you, well, just be humble. Like, you've heard this countless times. You too, right? Oh, yeah, it's very, like, big in Hawaii. Mine was, I think, wrapped? Oh yeah, it's very like big in Hawaii. Mine was I think wrapped up in like Christian Dells. Oh yeah, we definitely had like
Starting point is 00:43:09 some Jehovah's Witness guilt there, yeah. Yeah, wait were you Jehovah's Witness? Yeah. So you were Jehovah's Witness? I grew up that, yeah, my family still is. Hey, or no, bye. Listen, she may have been working the drive through in 2020, but she's the name on everybody's
Starting point is 00:43:25 lips now, honey. Listen to Outlaws with T.S. Madison on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts, honey. The American West with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater Podcast Network, hosted by me, writer and historian Dan Flores, and brought to you by Velvet Buck. This podcast looks at a West available nowhere else. Each episode, I'll be diving into some of the lesser known histories of the West.
Starting point is 00:43:54 I'll then be joined in conversation by guests such as Western historian, Dr. Randall Williams, and bestselling author and meat eater founder, Stephen Rinella. I'll correct my kids now and then where they'll say when cave people were here. And I'll say it seems like the Ice Age people that were here didn't have a real affinity for caves. So join me starting Tuesday, May 6th, where we'll delve into stories of the West and come
Starting point is 00:44:19 to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experience the region today. Listen to The American West with Dan Flores on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So Troy and the janitor. Wait, you're going too fast. No, I'm not. Am I? Snoop Dogg resident is in the back of almost every shot in this episode, and I have a theory
Starting point is 00:44:46 that he's a spy. For who? I don't know, but I want you to... Another hospital, the Russians, I don't know. I want you to watch this episode and in the back of your head, make up a subplot that Snoop Dogg resident is spying on all the main characters because he's in the background of like 10 shots. First one's at 140.
Starting point is 00:45:07 You said something earlier in this podcast that I didn't necessarily echo and I wanna echo it now. You're absolutely right about Sero. Yeah, echo. She's very funny in this episode. And funny throughout the rest of the series also, I imagine the writers had a really good time writing for that character because of all of the things that she... She's clumsy, she puts her foot in her mouth, she does... And there's physical comedy that she does when she's
Starting point is 00:45:37 trying to get Johnny's attention around 227 and she's just flopping around and it was really well shot. And she did such a great job too. And she's very funny. She's just flopping around and it was really well shot. She was, and she did such a great job too. And she's very funny. She's just flopping her whole body all around. Yeah. At 141, you accidentally see a pillow light that's on the ceiling, for those of you who like looking at fuckups. Did you get that from Scrubs Wiki? No, that was myself. I noticed, how did they fucking not crop that out? But I saw it. I
Starting point is 00:46:03 do have some Scrubs Wiki. a pillow light by the way is This light they used to put on the ceiling that would basically was just a piece of cloth that would soften the fluorescent lights in the ceiling And they were all over the place and we had to frame them out But you can see one if you want to see what it looks like Scrubs wiki has a weird I have a bone to pick with Trevor or or one of his thousand minions because They said something that I looked at and it's not true. It says that there's a continuity mistake. It says,
Starting point is 00:46:31 when Dr. Kelso speaks gibberish to Carla, you can see the actor playing a patient is standing still and starts moving only when Kelso starts speaking. Didn't see that. Zach Braff is looking over at the director waiting for command to start drinking his coffee. No, not true. So, I mean, I don't know if it was Trevor or one of his minions, but hey, ScrubsWiki's not always accurate, guys. I'm just gonna say what I said before, and everybody got upset about it. What? But he don't want to do this. I keep trying to tell you. No, he does. He does. I thought he gave a very enthusiastic...
Starting point is 00:47:04 Juel, you communicate with him. Is he enjoying this? Does he know about the gift bag? He's gonna get of the Funko pops signed. He loves you guys He sends us little messages like he loves the show and oh no, he's very into it Okay, but you ordered him really set about the Funko pops and it's not gonna sell them on eBay. He promised okay He promised he wouldn't sell them on eBay? Promised he wouldn't sell them on eBay. He would cherish them forever. Alright, well get us those Funko Pops, Joel. That sounds like a lie to me. That sounds like a lie to me, dude.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Get us those Funko Pops because his- I'm gonna cherish Funko Pops forever, my ass. I know exactly what he's gonna do with those Funko Pops. No, Trevor Wiki, I wanna tell you something. I have yet to sign a Scrubs Funko Pop, so you will have the only signed one in existence so far. Of you. I've signed a couple of them. You have? Yeah, so like, you know, you do signings at Comic Con.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Like I'm a huge Star Wars fan, we all know this. I was lucky enough to be able to go to Celebration and sign for my character in the Star Wars universe, Hype Faison on from Star Wars resistance. If you haven't watched the show, it's now streaming on Disney plus, just putting it out there. Anyway, you know, people came up to me when I was signing for that. And this lovely movie I did called Clueless back in the day.
Starting point is 00:48:17 I was also at C2E2 this year. Do they have Clueless Funko Pops? They should. Well, we had a big Clueless reunion at C2E2 and there as well, people came up to my signing booth with the Turk Funko Pop. All right. So, Donald has signed for you.
Starting point is 00:48:33 I want Trevor Wiki to know that I have never signed a JD Funko Pop. So until the world reopens and someone random comes up to me, he will have the only signed JD Funko Pop in existence. That's if he changes his attitude. No, don't... Dude, you're fucking it up right now. He's doing a good job. Change your attitude. I saw someone on my Instagram or somewhere wrote like, Zach, Donald, the dude is not into this. I love the shit that people write, how invested you guys are in the show. It really makes me laugh when people... When I posted that Ken was coming on the show, I had hundreds of comments that were like, he's done moving? And it just made me smile to know that you guys are... My favorite thing about the Ken episode is that he Kelso's me at the end of the episode.
Starting point is 00:49:30 That was amazing. Oh my God. He Kelso's me so well. That was the best ending. Yeah, oh my gosh. That was the best ending to any podcast we've done because everybody thought he was gonna be sweet and then he just fucking Kelsoed your ass. He Kelsoed the crap out of me, dude. I loved it. It felt good. Raiders of the Lost
Starting point is 00:49:48 Ark. Yes, my face melts. Yes. That was well done. I loved that. That was amazing. You know I loved that part. Yeah, I know you did. As soon as that shit happened I was like, yeah, you know what? This is the best part of the show. That was done well. Now, did you see Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom in the theater? I sure did. All right, well, my mom turned to me and she saw me in the fetal position in my chair and she said,
Starting point is 00:50:14 do you wanna go play arcade games in the lobby? And I just was like, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, and I would like to do that. And we fucking sprinted out of that theater, left my stepfather to finish the movie. I'm gonna tell you something right now. We played some games. Temple of Doom is one of my favorite Indiana Jones movies.
Starting point is 00:50:34 You were a year older, maybe you could handle it. I couldn't handle it. It's so absurd. Like, look, he does some pretty outrageous shit throughout all of these movies where you're like, get the fuck out of here, but Temple of Doom Indiana Jones jumps out of a plane in a boat in a blow-up boat and survives several stories of falling onto a mountain
Starting point is 00:50:57 Which then he goes down on the boat like it's a bobsled to only go off the cliff of said mountain into a river that is several stories below the cliff and then make it through raging waters only to be cohorsed into finding she Balinga the stone. Dude, you're not, you're not trying to recap the movie. We're not timing you to recap the entire film. That's ridiculously, it's just crazy. First of all, that movie is just so much ridiculous
Starting point is 00:51:34 after ridiculous and I loved it. It's one of my favorite. Did you like the most recent one with the last one? Wasn't the, how many are there? There's four or five, four? Four, this is when I knew I was in trouble. When they blew up the nuclear bomb and he came falling out of the refrigerator
Starting point is 00:51:56 without being melted. I was like, okay, now we've crossed the line here. Indiana Jones is now the fakest of the fakest of the fake. Okay. But... So you prefer one and two, or do you also like three? I love three. I think three is one of the better ones. Okay. Where you go? Everyone's on their own. I loved Sean Connery as Henry Jones. Senior.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Yeah. Let's talk about... At 205 when, uh, Sarah's talking and you hear the noise. I think that's Bill. What? So Sarah, the joke is that the Johnny sees like whenever you talk, all I hear is this loud screeching noise. And then you think that's Bill's voice. I pretty sure that it's Bill doing that noise for Sarah. Let's ask Bill.
Starting point is 00:52:44 Bill, is it you when Sarah's talking to me and in JD's head he hears a loud squeaking noise? Is that you, my friend? It sounds like you. I know your voice. At the 201 mark, I don't think I ever looped anything for Sarah. I looped a lot of stuff for Zach. Whenever JD fell and we didn't have a good,
Starting point is 00:53:00 ooh, ooh, everybody took turns doing that. But I don't think I ever did Sarah. I might have done, pfft, pfft, when she blows hair out of her eyes, but that's about it. I'm going to start sending questions your way so I don't feel like someone that is third on your podcast booty call dial list, whatever that means.
Starting point is 00:53:22 All right, see ya. What about when the janitor's trying to be friends with me and I, and I'm really nervous. So I'm like, what is up with you, man? Very funny. That made me laugh. The whole janitor, uh, JD Troy. Well, this is Troy's introduction. Yeah. And I also laughed when he, when he's like, he's like, you think I only know like janitor words. And I'm like, and he's like,
Starting point is 00:53:44 maybe you mopent. He turns mop into a word. Mop you. Yeah. Mop you very much. Mop you very much. At 445, I say nothing's worse than a ninja. They're masters of every style of combat.
Starting point is 00:53:57 And they are. Do you believe that? I've never met a ninja before, but I wouldn't know if I ever met a ninja. But do you think a ninja is the best, is like their most fear, would you be most feared if you had to fight anyone of a ninja before, but I wouldn't know if I ever met a ninja. But do you think a ninja is the best, is like their most fear? Would you be most feared if you had to fight anyone of a ninja? I would be most feared if I had to fight anyone that was involved in any type of special forces,
Starting point is 00:54:15 you know what I mean? Whether it be Navy Seal, Green Beret, Samurai, Ninja, you know who I would want to fight? Like a white belt. Let me just fight like a normal white belt. You know what I'm saying? Let's get into that type of fight. Because then I'm not going to be as nervous. Oh, this person isn't as experienced. But once you get past black belt, and you're now a special forces type of thing. Right? I don't want to fight you. But what about like what about like a street fighter? Like, what's that guy's name? Kim Slice? That dude was special forces dude. He died. Yeah he did pass away but that dude was special forces man that's not like fighting a regular person. He was special forces? No but that's not like fighting a regular person man the dude played football the dude had. He was scary I saw some of those videos. His background made him prepared to not only just become a great street brawler, but make it into the actual UFC and be a very popular. Was he good in the UFC?
Starting point is 00:55:11 He was decent. He was learning. That's the thing, man. He was learning. And that's most important when it comes to fighting because mixed martial arts isn't a discipline. It's a bunch of different disciplines all melded together. So if you can freaking, if you can become a rogue, or not a rogue, well in video games you choose the rogue because
Starting point is 00:55:31 the rogue does everything pretty decently. But in real life, if you can become somebody who can do something like that, someone who can do, I can't wrestle the greatest, but I'm good enough. I can't punch the greatest, but I'm good enough't I can't wrestle the greatest, but I'm good enough I can't you know punch the greatest, but I'm good enough I can't kick the greatest, but I'm good enough if you can become that you're just as good as a master Who do you think you'd last longer against a ninja or Kimbo slice? I Don't think I'd even get a chance to say a word with the ninja a Ninja would be like and then with Kimbo Slice, the minute I said,
Starting point is 00:56:06 yeah, I'll fight him, bam. I saw this Kimbo Slice video where he, I don't know, I didn't watch a lot of them. I don't know if he always rolled up in an SUV and just got out and then beat the shit out of them. And the fighters in the videos, yeah, he did. I had never seen anything like that. He rolls up in a car, everyone's waiting. He just gets out, walks up to the dude and just goes, bam and the guy was done he left he got back in the car yo I was dancing my ass off in this episode man yes and apparently it's all the same dance because
Starting point is 00:56:34 Judy can't tell the difference between all your different dances well I was doing different I was pirouetting in this shit I've never done I didn't realize I had that skill. You really don't like Bonnie. Well, it's not that I don't like her. You're jealous of Bonnie. Yeah, Bonnie's a good turk's jealous that Bonnie's so good at her job. And was this whole plot point to get Leela Lee's character Bonnie off the show
Starting point is 00:56:58 because she got her own show, right? No, she hadn't told anybody at this point that she had gotten her own show. She had told me while we were shooting this episode though, that she was gonna go do the pilot for Tremors. And she didn't know if she was gonna be able to... Or maybe it had already been picked up. Also, people got mad, dude! Holy shit! People got mad that you dissed the movie Tremors. Listen, Tremors is a good movie, guys. Tremors is a good movie. But compared to Jaws...
Starting point is 00:57:24 Come on! All Tremors is is a remake of Jaws on land. Don't give me this bullshit, yo. I never saw Tremors. Don't give me this bullshit, guys. I love y'all to death. I love you to death. But come on now. But you can't see anything on the interwebs without someone getting upset down. You could be like, man, I love... Jaws is the original. I love pasta and someone would be like, pasta killed my father. You can't win. You said you didn't like tremors as much as jaws. People were like flipping tables.
Starting point is 00:57:51 Yeah. People got mad, dude. People got mad. But I danced my ass off. When you're dancing and Judy and I are talking and she's like, which dance is that? And I'm like, there's a sale on lotion dance. No, you said, or it there's a sale on lotion dance. No, he said, or it could be his sale on lotion. Or it might be his, there's a sale on lotion dance. There's so many dances. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:13 And then I laugh when Troy is ladling out the sloppy Joes. And I'm like, it's not like you're ladling out sloppy Joes. And they cut to Troy and I go, oh, my uncle was a Joer. You had a lot of Woody Allen moments in this episode. There's there's a lot of them. My uncle was a Joe-er. Like Joe-er is a position in the cafeteria. You learned sign language. I did for that episode. It's gone now. I'm gonna be honest with you, I didn't remember any of this episode. I just remembered little moments. I remembered the Raiders of the Lost Ark thing when that was about to happen. I was like, oh shit, this is the Raiders of the Lost Ark thing. And I remember Troy and the janitor
Starting point is 00:58:51 in the egg salad cleaning their bodies. And it says online, that's friggin' gross. And I remember we were all there because we wanted to see how fucking gross it was. Now it says on Scrubs Wiki that there was bets for people to eat that egg salad after they'd both bathed in it. I don't remember that, do you? I would not have, I don't remember that either. That is disgusting, though. No, I know, just all up in Troy's ass crack.
Starting point is 00:59:13 Oh my God, and I remember him doing like a little slather in the scratch area to cover his nuts and stuff. He got more into it, yeah. I think Neil, I think poor Neil, I felt bad for Neil. Neil was like, I don't wanna be in this shit. Neil was like, ugh, you know, we all had to do fantasies we didn't want to do sometimes, and Neil had to suck it up
Starting point is 00:59:28 and be in the exile, but Troy was like into it. Yeah, he was like, yo, if this shit works out, Troy's gonna be a fucking character on this episode or on this series. And because of that, Joe Rose went on to be- Who played Troy. Who played Troy, went on to be on the show for several years.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Yeah. Well, he was funny. He was very funny. And it all started with an egg salad bath. When Kelso says, I can't be pulling over for those nylons that come in plastic eggs. My mom used to have those. Do you remember when Panty Hills would come in an egg? Yeah, I do remember that.
Starting point is 01:00:03 And we'd steal them and play with them. We'd put matchbox cars in them? Yeah, I do remember that. And we'd steal them and play with them. We'd put matchbox cars in them and shit. I do remember that. Have fake Easter egg hunts with them? I don't know when it is that women stopped wearing those, but back in the day, my mom always rocked those pantyhose with the... In the eggs. That came in an egg.
Starting point is 01:00:21 That came in an egg. I wonder whose idea was that, we'll put the pantyhose in the egg. Right. It worked. It was a great marketing tool for me. I was like, get another egg, mom. I got more Matchbox cars to put in there. I don't even really sell them anymore. Jewel, do you know if they even sell them in an egg anymore? I'm sure they still sell them at like a Macy's or something, but yeah, mid-odds, pantyhose go out of style and Spanx came in and women just switched that whole game up. So, so women don't really wear, I mean, I'm sure seniors do, but do women not wear the sheer skin-colored nylons anymore? Yeah, if you have issues with your legs
Starting point is 01:00:59 or performing or it's like a very fancy event, you might. But I think specifically millennial and younger generations are like, if they're wearing pantyhose, it's a fashion statement. Was the idea that it was almost like a filter, like it's just without being obvious smoothed out your leg? Yeah. Okay. I never thought about it until now. Something about a tushy I wrote down. Oh, Laura's tushy, I just wanna wash it. Is that weird? That is weird.
Starting point is 01:01:27 No, it's not weird. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. If you were to see a nice tushy, you wouldn't think, oh, that would be nice to give it a little scrub-a-dub. To wash? Yeah, wash it. To wash? I don't mean the crack, I mean the cheeks. Just give it a little polish. Am I revealing my own weird fetish? I guess I am.
Starting point is 01:01:55 I think that's great. I think I probably improvised that too. It's probably on my mind. I think that's wonderful. When I saw Weird Science and they were showering with Kelly LeBrock, I thought that was very erotic. I thought... I thought that was one of the funniest scenes in the movie. When they're showering with...
Starting point is 01:02:14 Do you remember when they're showering with her and she's showering and they're just sitting in the corner with their jeans on and everything like that? But I remember being young and thinking that was super erotic. Okay, we have a caller, our dear listeners. And you know the callers are always fun. We had Banks last time who was high as a kite. Banks was on fire. He was smoking something good. And we will be right back after these words. I'm Andrea Gunning, host of the podcast Betrayal.
Starting point is 01:02:45 Police Lieutenant Joel Kern used his badge to fool everyone, most of all his wife Caroline. He texted, I've ruined our lives. You're going to want to divorce me. Caroline's husband was living another life behind the scenes. He betrayed his oath to his, and to his community. She said you left bruises, pulled her hair, that type of thing. No. How far would Joel go to cover up what he'd done? You're unable to keep track of all your lies, and quite frankly, I question how many other
Starting point is 01:03:20 women may bring forward allegations in the future. This season of betrayalrayal investigates one officer's decades of deception, lies that left those closest to him questioning everything they thought they knew. Listen to Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Amy Robach and TJ Holmes here.
Starting point is 01:03:41 Diddy's former protege, television personality, platinum selling artist, Denity King alum Aubrey O'Day joins us to provide a unique perspective on the trial that has captivated the attention of the nation. Aubrey O'Day is sitting next to us here. You are, as we sit here, right up the street from where the trial is taking place. Some people saw that you were going to be in New York, and they immediately started jumping to conclusions. So can you clear that up? First of all, are you here to testify
Starting point is 01:04:10 in the Diddy Trial? Aubrey will offer her opinions and expertise based on her first-hand knowledge. From her days on Making the Band as she emerged as the breakout star, the truth of the situation would be opposite of the glitz and glamour. It wasn't all bad, but I don't know that any of the good was real. I went through things there. Listen to Amy and TJ Presents, Aubrey O'Day covering the Diddy Trial on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey y'all, it's your girl, T.S. Madison, coming to you live and in color from the Outlaws podcast. On this week's episode, we're talking to none other
Starting point is 01:04:48 than Chaperone and Sasha Colby. And let me tell you, no topic is off limits, honey. We talk about the lovers, the haters, and the creator. I worked at Scooter's Coffee drive-through kiosk. And you are from the Midwest. Mm-hmm. And you are from the Midwest. And in the Midwest, they told you, well, just be humble. You've heard this countless times.
Starting point is 01:05:10 You too, right? Oh, yeah. It's very big in Hawaii. Mine was, I think, wrapped up in Christian guilt. Oh, yeah. We definitely had some Jehovah's Witness guilt there. Yeah. Wait, were you Jehovah's Witness?
Starting point is 01:05:21 Yeah. So you were Jehovah's Witness? I grew up that, yeah. My family still goes, hey grew up that, yeah. My family still is. Hey. Or no, bye. Listen, she may have been working the drive through in 2020, but she's the name on everybody's
Starting point is 01:05:34 lips now, honey. Listen to Outlaws with T.S. Madison on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts, honey. The American West with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater Podcast Network hosted by me, writer and historian Dan Flores and brought to you by Velvet Buck. This podcast looks at a West available nowhere else. Each episode, I'll be diving into some of the lesser known histories of the West. I'll then be joined in conversation by guests such as Western historian Dr.
Starting point is 01:06:08 Randall Williams and bestselling author and meat eater founder, Steven Ronella. I'll correct my kids now and then where they'll say when cave people were here. And I'll say, it seems like the ice age people that were here didn't have a real affinity for caves. So join me starting Tuesday, May 6th, where we'll delve into stories of the West and come to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experienced the region today. Listen to The American West with Dan Flores on the iHeartRadio app, Apple
Starting point is 01:06:39 podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. wherever you get your podcasts. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Jacqueline Garcia. Hi guys. How are you? It's very nice to meet you. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.
Starting point is 01:07:00 Oh my goodness. I'm so excited to see you guys. This is such a wonderful, wonderful thing. I've actually finished re-watching the entire series again for probably like the sixth or seventh time. Look at that adorable child that just came in the room. This is Miss Ruby. Hi, Miss Ruby.
Starting point is 01:07:18 My husband and I work opposite schedules, so we might have a couple of- Oh, that's fine. We both love- I don't have a good closet situation like you. We both love kids and so don't worry about that. My kids find their way up here anyway so don't worry about that. Oh, look at her. She keeps peeking out behind you.
Starting point is 01:07:33 What does her shirt say? What does your shirt say? Want to show them your shirt? No, no, no. No! Don't make me, mama. So I don't know if you guys were able to see the video, but I had sent it to Joel of Ruby singing the scrub song Can we hear it will Ruby do it for us
Starting point is 01:08:00 Ruby if you guys wanna kick it off and sing it with her Ruby don't be shy. Which scrub song she's singing the theme song. So I had been watching it so much. Well, just by you know, cooking and doing stuff. Right. She got ahold of the theme song and there's a video of her singing it. You know, I can't do this. Oh, nice. Well, maybe Dan could cut it in Dan. Could you do't do this song. Uh-oh. Nice. Well, maybe Dan could cut it in. Dan, could you do that, you think?
Starting point is 01:08:28 Yeah, there we go. We'll cut it in right here. Go. I can't do this song. I know. I know Superman. Wow. You got a little bit of a New York accent there.
Starting point is 01:08:42 Where you calling out at? So we just moved to Philly, but I'm from Long Island. We just moved here. So I grew up in Long Island. I'm a Long Island girl. Yeah, we like your accent. It reminds us both of home. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:08:57 All right, do you have a question for Donald, myself, Danel, Joelle, anybody? I do. I was wondering, because when you guys talk your banter is so very much Turk and JD. So I was wondering if there is some part of your character that you played that you really had to like act the crap out of that like is just not part of your personality at all. That's a good question. I don't know. I mean't think it was... There was certainly parts
Starting point is 01:09:27 that were hard to act, but I definitely think that over the years, the characters really morphed with who Donald and I really are as people. Because Bill would just go to our lives and just write stuff that we told them we did on the weekend and... Right, just pick things out and... Yeah, I mean, it really did truly overlap with who we are. And as you can see from listening or hear from listening to the podcast, the banter and friendship we have is very similar to the two characters. Right. Well, it's very genuine. You could obviously see that and hear that.
Starting point is 01:09:59 I liked it when you said talk because it reminded me of Jersey. And when I call home and everyone's like, talk, walk, chocolate dog, we got a walk the dog Every single day at work. I'm not making fun of you. I'm Making fun of you and Philly they got accents in Philly, too. Yeah, but they don't have the Long Island. They don't have Long Island They all love it though. It's Long Island is very similar to Jersey love it though it's very similar to Jersey it is yeah back to accent why long day our chocolate the or y'all don't even call it long island is Long Island it's a guyland guy walk it's a good guyland coffee talk remember there
Starting point is 01:10:36 was a show on SNL coffee talk talk amongst yourselves yeah I'm for Clem to talk amongst yourselves it It's coffee talk. All right, another question. I had one more question. I know you guys are kind of Seinfeld fans, right? You guys have watched the show. Never watched an episode of Seinfeld. I've watched only. You've never watched Seinfeld?
Starting point is 01:10:58 I've only watched a couple of episodes of Seinfeld. There's a few shows. Listen, when I was learning how to do sitcom stuff, I would watch Friends and Seinfeld and stuff like that as research and stuff. But as far as watching it on the regular, not so much. And that's crazy because Seinfeld is based on the building I grew up in. I grew up with Kenny Kramer. I knew his daughter. Larry David lived in the building and I don't know who the Seinfeld character is supposed to be because Jerry Seinfeld I don't recall Jerry Seinfeld living in the building I grew up in but Larry David and Kenny Kramer
Starting point is 01:11:37 You know, I know the real Kenny Kramer. I know his daughter Grew up with her. I've seen some I've seen some episodes but's the only reason I didn't know about you. I've seen some episodes, but it's not a show I've seen every single one of. But we could probably still answer the question. Well, okay, well, the reason why I brought it up is because I just think of like scrubs as being in a time capsule in a way,
Starting point is 01:11:57 because nowadays you have a computer at your face all the time. All the answers are there. You could look up anything. I was thinking of Seinfeld, because there's a specific episode where they are, it's shot entirely in a parking garage. And the whole episode is them trying to find their car
Starting point is 01:12:17 and find each other. And it's like, there's no way that would ever work today. And I was thinking that, you know, I don't know, and I'm wondering how you feel about it. I don't know if scrubs would have worked as well if it were shot today with our social media and you know, our phones the way that they are and just being able to look things up whenever you want and stuff like that. I just think I don't know what do you guys think? I think scrubs would have worked today. Actually, I think it would have actually well
Starting point is 01:12:46 Yeah, look at what's going on right now. We would have been able to tackle really crazy issues like COVID-19 and you know racing for the cure for cancer and HIV and if you look at television how on television now, there's more, you know on television now there's more, you know, ads to, to make you feel better, but depressed, you know, the pills depress the shit out of you or make you have suicidal thoughts and stuff like that. I think all of these things because of where the medical field is right now. Would have been touchable with scrubs because we were a medical show.
Starting point is 01:13:20 And also we were groundbreaking too. Like, you know, there are a lot of shows took their cue from us. And so, if we had never come out back then, a lot of the tricks and stuff that we used wouldn't have been developed. And so, you wouldn't have seen them. And they would have been brand new. So, I definitely feel like Scrubs would definitely transcend in today's times. I think a lot of that stuff would have been folded in. If you look at this show, even in this episode, there's a payphone joke. And we had the first generation Blackberry. So you're right, all of that social media
Starting point is 01:13:57 existence wasn't there, but I feel like it could have been folded in. I think the show is so topical you know people are always interested in in um in the drama and and the camaraderie of a show of a show like Scrubs. Right yeah so those things are kind of like you know just accessories to the whole story of it. Yeah I think I think there's a funny joke in JD and Turk trying to go viral with something you know what I mean that's probably what they would have tried to do. All right. Well, thank you so much, Jacqueline.
Starting point is 01:14:28 We're going to listen to you. Is it Jacqueline or is it Jacqueline? Well, I really go by Jackie. Jackie. Okay, Jackie. Jackie Garcia. Thank you, Jackie. We appreciate you.
Starting point is 01:14:42 Thank you so much. Be safe. Yeah, you too. Be healthy. Bye-bye. You you so much. Be safe. Yeah, you too. Be healthy. Bye-bye. You know, at the end of the episode, you pull a switcheroo and Rob Mastro gets into the limo. And Kelso deserves it. And Rob Mastro-
Starting point is 01:14:56 He deserves a weekend with somebody who's really going to enjoy- Now, what do you think happened on that weekend in Mexico with Kelso and the Todd? I think the Todd embarrassed the crap out of Kelso. Should we ask Rob? Yeah, let's ask Rob. Let's ask Rob. Let's ask Rob. So Rob...
Starting point is 01:15:12 Because you know Rob, you know Rob definitely did the research on his character. You know, he was like, I got to feel good about this. I have to imagine what the scenario is. Exactly. So Rob, here's our question. You know, we know that you were so into every line you did, every moment you did on Scrubs, you would rehearse, you would do your research. So, Donald and I have in our heads that you probably did some recon what the character
Starting point is 01:15:34 would be doing in Mexico with Kelso. So, could you tell us a little bit about what you and Kelso got up to on your trip to Mexico? The big dogs don't want to kiss and tell, but there already was a no kissing policy in place down there, so it was a nice little trip. We knocked out some pro bono work, then we squeezed in some bone fishing, some motor boating. Anyway, the child will be Dr. K's wingman anytime. Thank you, Rob. Thank you, Rob. All right, we did it, right? That's the episode. I feel like we did it, dude. Do you feel like we did it? Yeah. I mean, I-
Starting point is 01:16:09 Daniel, do you feel like we did it? Daniel, did we do it? Oh, yeah. You crushed it. Joel, did we do it? It was awesome, guys. We fucking did it, dude. We have a lot of exciting guests coming up. We're going to have Tom Kavanaugh coming up. Thunderous of Boston.
Starting point is 01:16:23 Thunderous of Boston for Tom Kavanaugh. Doesn't he play a superhero these days? He plays a bunch of characters on the show that he's on. He's on The Flash, which is one of the shows that I do frequent. I do love the show. I do love the characters on this show. Yeah, he's a great actor. He's coming on for 206, my big brother. And guess what? We got Heather Locklear coming on. Holy shit. Yeah, I pulled that one. You did it? Yeah, I did it. I did it. Holy cow, dude. I can make anything happen, Donald. I can make anything happen. Really? Yeah, Heather Locklear for anything. You name it, I can have it done. Okay, world peace. Okay, I'm working on it. Get to it right now. That's what this whole show's about,
Starting point is 01:17:03 is world peace. 207, Heather, And then Johnny C. McGinley, the legend coming on for 209. Can't wait. We're gonna try and get Dick Van Dyke. I mean, right, Joelle, working on that? Yes, we are working on that. We're hoping that he is healthy and able and willing. Shea Serrano, everybody's favorite guest is coming back on for 21515. We're going to try for Ricky Schroeder for 2.16, right Joelle? We got to do that. You and I should talk about that.
Starting point is 01:17:30 Joelle and I booked the guests, Donald's dozens. Well, I just sing the theme songs. Here we are, face to face, a couple of silver spoons. Oh man, I love that show. Hoping to find we're two of a kind, waiting to grow, waiting to show together. We're gonna find our way. Do do do do do do do together, making a time each day. You'll learn all about the things you just can't find. Find. You'll learn all about the things you just can't find. Silver spoons together.
Starting point is 01:18:12 You and I. That was awesome. I can't believe you remember all the lyrics to Silver Spoons. I got that one. You know what else I remember? What? Nobody remembers this. Maybe the world is blind, or just a little unkind. Is this Webster? Oh no, seems you can't be sure, of anything anymore oh no this will give it you may be lonely but then one day you're smiling again every time I turn around. I see the girl who turned my world around. You don't know fucking punky Brewster?
Starting point is 01:19:11 Justin. Oh, I didn't get it. I didn't get it. Okay, maybe you know this one. I bet we've been together for a million years. What is that? And I bet we'll be together for a million more. What is that? And I bet we'll be together for a million more. What is it?
Starting point is 01:19:28 It's, well, it's like I started singing on the night we kissed. Is that it? And I can't remember what I ever did before. You don't know what this is. What we do, baby. What is it? Without us. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:19:40 What is it? I forgot. Family ties. Family ties. You don't remember family ties? Sorry, sorry, sorry. Out of context. I is it? I forgot. Family ties. Oh. Family ties. You don't remember family ties? Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Starting point is 01:19:48 Out of context. I'm sorry. I forgot it. Where we're moving on up. Oh, I shut up. You know that one, right? Okay. Listen, everybody.
Starting point is 01:19:56 Thank you so much for listening. We love you. We appreciate you. Joelle, tell them your Twitter. She's very popular on the Twitter. Joelle, what is it? You find me at Joelle Monique. That's J-O-E-L-L-E-L-O-N-I-Q-U-E.
Starting point is 01:20:07 At Twitter. And Danel? You'll find me at DJ underscore D-A-N-L. Yes. Both of those folks have very wise Twitters where they are very funny and smart. Please follow Don on Instagram for the love of God. Are your followers going up? I think they're going up. It's going up? I think they're going up. It's going up, but it's not going up at the pace that I was hoping for. I was hoping that everyone would jump on board right away.
Starting point is 01:20:32 Well, Donald, people are busy. They have things to do in their lives. They're not just running on Instagram. Everybody's locked up in the motherfucking house right now. What are you talking about? I know, but they're doing things. They're jogging. They have things to do.
Starting point is 01:20:42 Well, on your jog, on your next jog, if you're not following me. During your jog? And you're like, you know what, oh shit, before I put the music on, let's not forget, click follow Donald underscore A's on. It's a lot of fun. Yes, and don't forget, don't forget where we have the, you can have the theme song be your ringtone, you can just have mmhmm be your notification.
Starting point is 01:21:02 I post pictures of Zach Braff. Listen, everyone. Oh, be your notification. I post pictures of Zach Braff. Listen, everyone- Oh, now you'll get the followers. Everyone who follows Zach Braff. I post mostly posts as of late. Yes. Late because of the podcast. I post pictures of Zach Braff.
Starting point is 01:21:15 So if you're a Zach Braff follower, if you're a Zach Braff follower, just know you can get exclusives on my page. Listen, his last post was me and Askless Chaps. That's not true. What would we do, baby, without us? I'll tell you right now, Zach Braff, I wouldn't be able to do much. Listen, Michael Gross... Five, six, seven, eight.
Starting point is 01:21:39 No, no, I'm turning it off. Turn it off, Dan. I wanna say one of the funniest I ever laughed in my whole life is the episode of Family Ties when Michael J. Fox turns the house into a hotel when the parents are away. To an Airbnb. He turns it into an Airbnb. He turns it into an Airbnb motel when the parents are out of the house and there's a big game in town. Everyone's filtering in because there's no motel rooms left in town and they steal the
Starting point is 01:22:05 other team's mascot and so there's a kangaroo that's brought into the living room and they trash the house and then the parents walk in and Michael Gross in one of the best line readings of all time. Well, it cuts to commercial first. It cuts to commercial and then Michael Gross, he can't talk to Michael J. Fox the whole episode and he finally gets up to talk to me. He goes, you know, as parents, when you go away, you expect that certain things will go wrong. A broken dish, spilled milk on the rug.
Starting point is 01:22:40 There was a kangaroo in my living room. That's like perfect sitcom writing, dude. That is the timing. I'll never forget the timing. It made me want to be a comedic actor. The timing was just masterful. Michael Gross, also in Tremors, people. There you go. It all comes back to Tremors. It all comes back to Tremors. It all comes back to Tremors.
Starting point is 01:23:06 We love you. Stay safe. Wear a mask. Donald Countesson. Oh no, I did it already. That's your turn now. Five, six, a five, six, seven, eight. I'm Andrea Gunning, host of the podcast Betrayal. Police Lieutenant Joel Kern
Starting point is 01:23:45 used his badge to fool everyone, most of all his wife Caroline. He texted, I've ruined our lives, you're going to want to divorce me. How far would he go to cover up what he'd done? The fact that you lied is absolutely horrific and quite frankly I question how many other women are out there that may bring forward allegations in the future. Listen to Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Amy Robach and TJ Holmes here.
Starting point is 01:24:18 Diddy's former protege, television personality, Danity King alum Aubrey O'Day joins us to provide a unique perspective on the trial that has captivated the attention of the nation. It wasn't all bad, but I don't know that any of the good was real. I went through things there. Listen to Amy and TJ Presents, Aubrey O'Day covering the Diddy Trial on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I want you to ask yourself right now, how am I actually doing? Because it's a question that we rarely ask ourselves. All of May is actually Mental Health Awareness Month and
Starting point is 01:24:55 on the psychology of your 20s, we are taking a vulnerable look at why mental health is so hard to talk about. Prepare for our conversations to go deep. I spent the majority of my teenage years and my twenties just feeling absolutely terrified. So this Mental Health Awareness Month, open the free iHeartRadio app, search the psychology of your twenties and listen now. Hi, I'm Radhie Devlukya and I am the host of a really good cry podcast. And I had the opportunity to talk to Davey Brown. With women, any kind of thing where there might be this underlying edge of self-sacrifice as martyrdom, if you're never filling, you're telling yourself a story and you're actually avoiding what you should be doing.
Starting point is 01:25:38 You got to get in, you got to get your hands dirty. Listen to A Really Good Cry on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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