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First Date Follow-Up – A Kiss, a Cover-Up, and Two Weeks of Silence

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02:28 be not just good you better be great listen to rock solid on black effect podcast network i heart radio app apple podcast or wherever you string podcast christian is on the phone today for a first date follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named cruise so in a few minutes we'll call him and see if you tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date but first christin how long has it been since you talked to cruise uh two weeks oh okay that's a while i know i should have just forgot about it but I don't know. This date was really good and he's a catch. He's got a cool name too, you know.
03:05 We didn't cruise along together, so hopefully. That was cute. I guess you have to have a sense of humor about the idea of being ghosted anyway. Yeah, I mean, it happens all the time. No, just kidding. Aw. Did you reach out to Cruz, though, in that time at all to try to get a hold of him? Oh, definitely.
03:23 I was not about to let him go. I was like, hey, how are you? Nothing. Didn't do anything, didn't call me. I even then called him and left a voicemail. I don't do that a lot, but I left a voicemail letting him know, like, hey, what's going on? I thought you were going to call me when, like, you wanted to hang out again and then nothing. Okay.
03:43 Tell us a little bit about your date. Well, I first actually met him at my friend's boyfriend. It's a tongue twister. My friend's boyfriend softball game. He was a player. Okay. And after we all went out to eat. So technically that was the first day, you know.
03:59 Okay. It went so good. We had a second date. And I don't know. I had a great time. He was such a gentleman. Open the door for me. Was polite.
04:10 Really good looking. Call. It's a plus. And I really liked him. And then all of a sudden, just he gave me a kiss, you know. We had a little makeout session. And then he just said, I'll call you later. And nothing.
04:26 What did you guys do on your date, though? So the first unofficial date was when you guys met with food. And then when you went out together, what did you guys do? Well, we got pizza and beer after the game. And then when we went out the second time, we went mini golfing. Like glow in the dark ones, you know? Yeah. At least I think.
04:46 But my teeth are really bright, you know. So I thought I was going great. I might have used a little too much time. I was trying to hold back, but that could be. Like what it is, it's like, did you do this wrong? You did you do that wrong? Did I do this? Did I do that?
05:01 You start thinking it's you. And then I'm like, did I use too much tongue? Do you not use too much tongue on the first day? What is the rule? I like to use the side, the left side because that's my dominant side. But I will not use the right side on a first date. So I just, you know, I don't get a lot of calls back, though. What?
05:16 So you only like stick your tongue on one side of the mouth? Yeah. Yeah. Jouble. What? Did anything? Can you think of anything awkward? I mean, is it only the tongue?
05:26 It's so funny. I can't get over what you just said. I'm like, well, do you do a dog life? I'm just trying to figure it out. It's very intricate maneuver. And, yeah, not enough people can handle it. Yeah, I can't keep the only on the left side. Like, no, I can't think of anything.
05:42 I don't know. I just felt like we had a great time. And then all of a sudden, I don't know if, like, someone, I don't know. That's why I'm calling you guys. I have no idea. Okay. Kristen is on the phone.
05:51 She's getting ghosted by a guy named Cruz. So we're about to call him and see if they'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date. But before we do that, Kristen, why don't you catch everybody up on your situation? Yeah, so I pretty much went on a first date with the guy that I met at my friend's softball game. And then we had a great time with mini golfing. At the end of it, we had a good makeout session.
06:15 But before that, I did see someone kind of come in that I knew and I tried to hide by making out with him. I don't know if that threw him off. I just didn't want them to like see my face. So I don't know. I don't know if that's the reason why he shows to me, but I thought we had a great time. He was a gentleman.
06:31 Check all my boxes. So I don't want to see what's going on. All right. You ready for us to calling? I guess so, yeah. Let's do it. Here we go. Hello?
06:43 Hi, Matt, speak to Cruz, please. This is him. Hey, Cruz, how are you? My name is Jubal. I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Hi, Cruz. I'm Nina also on the show.
06:51 Hi, and I'm Victoria. Hey. Hey, I listen to you guys. Oh, sweet. Oh, thank you. Now you're on the show. Oh, wow. What's going on? Well, if you listen to us, have you heard a first date follow up before?
07:03 Yeah, I have. Oh, is that what this is? Yes, it is. So you're ghosting somebody, and they emailed us to get a hold of you and find out why you're ghosting them. Do you know who would email us? I got an idea. Is it Kristen? Yes, it is Kristen.
07:19 You've answered the first question correctly. Now the other question is, do you mind telling us why you're ghosting her? Yeah, I'll tell you. Uh, listen, first of all, she seemed like a great person. She was really, really cool. Uh, the date was great. Like, we hit it off. And it just got a little shady.
07:37 It got shady. Yeah, it was, it was really suspicious. So we met up at softball, uh, play softball with a friend by and who knows her. And so, you know, they were out and we, we kind of hung out afterwards and hit it off. Like we were talking to chat and it was great. So we actually went out, went out. So I took her mini goal. which I think is a good way to kind of get to know people.
07:57 And I, we walked on the beach, want to see sunset at the park, you know. Like it was really nice and romantic and she was really cool. But then at the parking lot when we're mini golf, like she just attacks me, like, like, like, like, starts making out with me like it forcefully. So it kind of threw me off. It wasn't that sweet, like, you know, kind of get nose to nose and you're going to get that first kiss. Like it was right there. And I was like, what was that?
08:21 She goes, oh, I just saw somebody I knew. I just wanted to, I didn't want them to see me. I didn't want them to see me. And I'm like, are you embarrassed by me? Are you embarrassed to be out with me? No, I just don't want people in my business. That doesn't make sense to me that you would make out with me so that they wouldn't be in your business.
08:36 Like now you're giving them something to talk about. It was a little odd. So I went and talked to my friends and I was like, yeah, I went out and they're like, how to go? And I was like, oh, it went great. It just, she did this weird thing. And they're like, yeah, she's kind of addicted to drama. And I'm like, what?
08:52 Yeah, she kind of does that. Like her baby daddy is is pretty mean and kind of bad news, but she keeps calling them over. Like they're always involved and all they do is fight in public. And I'm like, I'm sorry. Hold on. She didn't have kids. And they're like, no, no, no. She's pregnant now.
09:08 Oh. What? Yeah. See that reaction? That was my reaction. I said, I'm sorry. What? Boy, yeah.
09:15 I know she's wrong with being pregnant. Cruz. I'm allowed to date. You're saying I can't date. I'm pregnant. Oh. I forgot this should be listening. Yes, that is Kristen.
09:28 She's on the phone and has been listening this whole time. Hey, well, you know what? I'm not. Yeah, my side's the truth. You didn't tell me that you were pregnant. So you're hating on a woman that's pregnant and saying she can't date. Is that what you're telling me right now? See, see that drama?
09:43 That's the drama. That's the drama right there. You're putting, no, no, no, you're putting words into my mouth. I don't want to be part of that drama. I don't want, you need to tell me up front. you're pregnant. That's not something that I should find out. That should be right up a letter telling you that I'm pregnant right away. Like hi, nice to meet you. I'm Kristen and I'm pregnant. How you doing? What do you want to eat? No. Well, when do you think that is that
10:09 something you thought that you were going to tell them at some point, Kristen? Of course. When maybe I'm showing. Wow. Okay. Listen, listen, hey, you do you. I'm not going to, I'm not judging you for anything you do your thing I'm just saying that's not your I'm not until you first off it was a first day it's not your business until maybe two months oh I'm sorry so if I'm sorry you kept saying it was our second date you've corrected me on that so I'm trying to go on the same page you're on because you're like that's not as technically our first date so I'm telling you right now is our second day but you said before it was our first so it's our first
10:44 because you want to count it as our first because you don't count the fear and pizza as well I mean we can change you can change the verbiage now you can say our last date. That's, that's how it goes now. That is fine. First is not second, it's last. I don't want to man up. Are you kidding me? Can't man up? Yeah, you're not a man.
11:02 You're a little . You're a little . What, you want to fucking sign my grave? Like, am I dead or something? Like, okay, I'm pregnant. No, you're not dead. You're pregnant. You're not pregnant.
11:13 That's something you need to. You're actually the opposite of dead. You've got more life in you. Thank you. I know. I can't wait to get it out. to get it out. And you f*** cheated at mini golf. Okay.
11:24 All right. You can't even play. You don't even got to hold your stick. Hey, well, I have to ask the question. Cruz, would you like another date with Kristen? We'll pay for it. No. Okay.
11:37 Kristen, I'm sorry. No second date. Congrats on your baby, though. Yeah, thank you. I'm definitely not naming him Cruz. Lisa, tell them about our new show. We have a new podcast. It's called Don't Lie to Me.
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