Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Breaking News: Trump Assassination Attempt

Episode Date: July 22, 2024

Apparently Donald Trump was almost assassinated. Yeah, yeah we know Biden dropped out after this was recorded. USA USA USA https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast  

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end The best is over Many Americans I think feel that way That all right. Sorry Well what always would crack me up is I was looking at the comments being like dude podcast came out you guys didn't talk about The Trump assassination at all. Thank God. Yeah, it definitely wasn't cuz we Recorded before it happened before it couldn't get everyone back in the studio

creative decision Of course we are gonna talk about I mean we're a little late but you know this shit was was crazy We found out that you're allowed this did you guys know this it's legal in this country to point a rifle at a president for two to three minutes and They'll only kill you after you get in one shot exactly you're allowed to take a shot. Yeah, you get a mole again We've found this out. It's an amazing new revelation everyone can go everyone can go do this. The Secret Service, the police, they'll just look at ya and they go,

alright, you first. You first! You're allowed to act like Jonah Hill and this is the end. That's the new law. You can just point your gun, whoop, whoop. You fire. Game over, buddy. So I was reading about this,

because I had the same exact thought, and apparently it comes down to the people in the Secret Service still have to, they have the same rules of engagement as a police officer. Yeah, they're cops. Right. Yeah.

So in the, in the, This may, no, no, no, I don't know, fuck that shit. Then that's still wrong. There's a guy holding a rifle on the, on the president, a former president who's now running again and they can't kill the guy. They have to wait for him to shoot.

That's insane. That can't be true. Biden's responsible for who gets secret service, right? So I think he's given Trump the D-Team because he had a bunch of chicks there. Give him all the D-Teams. And then he probably got the sniper with like a wonky eye or some shit.

And he was up on the roof. And like for I'm gonna be honest with you If I was that fucking sniper the idea that I'm I'm gonna give him the benefit of doubt the idea that I'm gonna be stopping Lee Harvey Oswald to be the last thing on My mind this guy does this every fucking week. Yeah for America, you know, and then all of a sudden I'm my first I'll be maybe this guy's trying to get a better look at Trump, right? First I'll be maybe this guy's trying to get a better look at Trump right He does have so first of all if he shoots the kid in the head and then the kid they they go to the body Kid has a loaded rifle. He's obviously a hero. He's not in any trouble However, they go to the body and he would like just had a big fucking telescope

Now he goes to jail But still it's like. But in the military, you can shoot him in the head. They find out he has a telescope, you're fine still. You take it off the grave, you have sex with him, it's great. You have your fun with the body, and then it's. You guys are being too easy.

I'm not, no, listen, I think the Secret Service did a very terrible job. Oh God. And people should get fired, there should be a lot of consequences I'm just saying these are the laws that these that the guys have Same laws as a cop like the rules of engagement. It's like the cops the second they see a gun can open fire 150 feet away. He has to that he has to make 150 feet or yards. I think was yard

He's like in the crowd he was on top of a building full of cops Yeah, and it was probably such a hot day All those fat fucks were like I saw a guy walk up there with like a big thing that looked like a rifle but cops Are you gonna have any fights? By the way cops make that mistake all the time where it's not a gun. They shoot the person. It was a goddamn ray gun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was thought to be a goddamn thing. Classic. Die hard.

And then, but so then they go to jail. So now this fucking Secret Service guy has to make the decision where it's like, okay, I guess I can risk it to save this fucking fat Trump fuck. They don't have immunity with protecting the president? I think they should, Devin, but you they don't I you know or I mean the people saying this is Trump's like Plan is are retarded Trump's oh, that's a dumbest theory the the Dude the fucking what's what is it called? the fucking the

Goddamn grazing yeah, yeah, that would be so insane all right So much he's not gonna be like yeah sure I agree to this deal where I'm fucking special needs kid God damn it. Crazing? Yeah, that would be so insane. Oh right, Trump loves himself so much, he's not gonna be like, yeah sure, I agree to this deal where a fucking special needs kid shoots pot shots right in my head, yeah let's do it. Trump goes, here's my reelection campaign, I put an apple on top of my head,

you shoot it off for their an error. Landslide victory. If it was anybody's, if we're going into conspiracy land, it's obviously some deep state CIA. They try to kill him kill him if it was in a Black Rock commercial that's crazy I still can't get over his fucking his secret service members it's the cast of bridesmaids yeah all of them I mean it was just a collection of like fat dykes that look like they play for the bad news bears. Hey, he's progressive, man.

He was like, I'm finding out that- There's no crying in the Secret Service. I'm gonna vote Republican this year because I don't know if you guys saw the RNC, it's the most diverse party around. Amber Rose. Fucking Jews everywhere doing their Jew things and their weird songs and then the Amber Rose was there.

And her fat ass was there. Yeah and she got writing on her head that says like I take dick. Uh huh. She's just trying to get Kanye back. That's all she's doing man. She misses Kanye. I don't know what people think. People think, well she's involved in some sort of like I think a crypto scam or whatever so they think she's sucking up to Trump to get a pardon. To get a pardon, yeah.

What a world we live in. What a world we live in. What a world we live in. You know, his Secret Service team was just roller derby girls that he got from the local alley. Yeah, unbelievable. Look at this. Look at this clip of the RNC. I don't know what's happening.

I mean, we're finished. I mean, apparently real quick, but I mean, we're recording this on Wednesday. Everyone will know this by next Monday, but Biden has COVID today. Mm-hmm. Damn. So China's trying to assassinate him.

So we broke that story. It's gonna come out late, but we tried to break it. We broke the story. We missed the Trump stuff. This will come out five days after this. Yeah, but we tried to break it. We got it first. Breaking news, Donald Trump had an attempt on his life.

Guys, I'm sure no podcasts are talking about this. I tried to listen to Joe Rogan at the gym today, he had some guy on, and I was like, what is this his first one since the attempt? He's not talking about it for two fucking hours, and then when he does, he's just like, it's like strange times, man. It's just, you know, it's just like,

the simulation is just, you know, is going crazy right now, man, it's just crazy. I mean, it's just like it's with a simulation is just is you know just is is you know going crazy right now Man, it's just crazy. I mean it's either like an inside job or just total just total botch job What a great take what a take what an insightful take anyway this was a clip from the from the RNC It's just some fat guy looks like he like, he stuffs his arms with grits, like when you put like cotton back in a pillow. Yeah, it looks like Jim Crow changed his name to Jim Justice.

Dude, it's a fat dude. More like Jim eats crow. Cut, good, cut, good. More like, more like a. He's eating a crow. He's eating a crow. Hey, more like a. He's like, fuck black people.

Fellas, more like Jim Crow. Very good, there we go. There we go, got it. Thank like, fuck black people! Fellas, more like Jim Crow. Very good. There we go. Thank you, Connor, for saving us. Very good, very good, very good. That's the most insane suit I've ever seen. The amount of extra fabric on it is mind-blowing.

It's a Jiminy Glick body. They got it from Suge Knight's estate sale. He walks into the tailor, he's like, fuck, god damn it. Governor Jim? God damn justice. The makeup artist in the back was like right this was a pretty quick but i don't know and this great country today is one thing

we've become so i don't know if you're in wait for it donald trump is not elected in november is totally unhinged if Donald Trump is not elected in November. Hehehehe. Hehehehe. Hehehehe. Isn't that right, my beautiful wife? Isn't that right?

I mean, our country's gonna turn into a damn circus if Donald Trump is not elected. Alright, do a wide shot. There's an obese bulldog sitting in a chair next to me. What the fuck is that? He goes, that thing right there got first place in the county fair for fattest fucking shit I've ever goddamn seen. They love us, fat owner, fat dog,

we get first every year. It's like an Animorphs book cover. It just turns into that thing. The mascot for the DXL targets. He goes, this country's going to shit if Trump does not win in November. Ain't that right, twin? I guess what?

What if the dog? What up, twin? Twin. It'd be funny if somebody like blew the dog's snout off. The dog gets it with an RPG So dude that clip so funny, holy shit wait, what was the explanation? That's I have no idea Why would they have the that's the whole clip? There's no there's listen. This is the world we live in these days There's no explanation for the video

Joey, Joey, there's no explanation for the assassination. Why did I even ask? We'll never find out anything. The video's over, that's the whole video. That's the whole fucking video. It's just a big fat dog in a chair. I have no clue what's happening.

Who gives a shit? Because who gives a shit why this cleft liped retard went and tried to kill Donald Trump. By the way, the shooter looks like you if your mom was on crack. I know, I know. Dude, when I saw that in the Reddit, it said why would Connor do this?

I was like, fuck, god damn it, dude. That one hurt. It was short of breath for a second. I gotta say, Connor, when I first saw that high school photo, I was like, this looks like fucked up Connor. Yeah. Unbelievable. I gotta say Connor when I first saw that high school photo. I was like this looks like fucked up Connor. Yeah Unbelievable this is this is this is a this is the Donald walking into the RNC afterwards pretty cool

Pretty cool. Let's purple like this. Yeah Good idea Joey. That's fantastic Conair Why don't purple I try that Connor's soundtrack. Yeah again? Conair... Purr Block. Well I don't know if Purr Block, I tried that. Conair's soundtrack. Yeah, Conair's soundtrack. Yeah, dude, this shooter looks like me and Elizabeth Warren did the fusion dance from Dragon Ball Z.

Look at the soundtrack. Earth theme song, I don't know what he typed. I'm sure it was bad. Right there. There it is. Is this it? Yeah. Play it. Yep, yep. Right there. There it is. Is this it? Yeah. Play it.

Yep, yep. All right, mute the video. It's gonna be so sick. Muted, Devan. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Dude, his fucking ear bandage looks like it was made by the MyPillow guy. This rules, thank you. Thank you.

I'm gonna kill so many fucking flight attendants after this. I got Donald J. Trump. Felon. Fucked a porn star. He tried to get me. He only got my ear. Guilty of 36 accounts of fraud. Survived a gunshot to the head.

I'm the luckiest man in American history. Look at him walk up the stairs to it. Ha ha ha ha. God, wow. Wow. Thank you. Thank you. This keeps getting better. It really does. This is beautiful. Oh, dude. Wow. This is perfect. It's lining up so perfectly.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh Dude perfect lining up so perfectly all right I

Can't get better than that it really can wow that was lovely. That's great. See ya. Oh man. Jesus, what a fucking time to be alive. Dude, I talked to my dad. Biden could die right now. Biden could die. Oh man, I forgot. What did Paul say? Dude, I talked to my dad the other day on the phone.

Unrelated conversation. By the way, real quick, I said this on Lemon Party, but I'm not kidding, I haven't called my dad because I'm afraid he was the second shooter. Are there theories that there was a second shooter? Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of people that were interviewed right after. Like there was gunfire from over there, I'm pretty sure.

Well the sniper shot. They're retarded. Yeah, I don't think there's a second shooter. Well, way to disrespect hardworking American Trump voters. Yeah, I called my dad. We called me for unrelated things. We're talking about the backpacking trip we're going on and We talked for like 10 minutes and I was like pop you all right, man You sound really like upset like I thought something else happened in his life something real, you know, I was like you okay, man

What's going on? I was okay fucking shooter missed by like half I'm not okay. He started yelling me on the phone. I was like, all right put? Fucking shooter missed by like half a fucking centimeter. I'm not okay. He started like yelling at me on the phone. I was like, all right, put mom on the phone. Jesus Christ, man. Anyway, get over here. I'm hanging with Kyle Gass. It's so funny that he was stressed out by how short of a miss it was.

It's like that Marshawn Lynch Super Bowl where they didn't give it to Lynch at the one yard line. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's frustrating to me. Pete Carroll ran up to the roof and grabbed the gun at the last second. Dude, it's just like, it's so funny talking to my dad, I'm sure you're dead.

It's like, my dad's genuinely upset that Trump didn't get his brains blown the fuck out. That's such a crazy sentiment. Because to me, I'm just like, look, I understand you hate the guy and whatever, and if you die died there's no consequences Whatever who cares but the fallout of him getting his blank blank brains blown out on TV like it would be a Civil War immediately It would be fucking horrific. I'm like dad. That's the last thing you should hope fucking happen. It would be absolute chaos

It'd be so scary. I gotta say I'm not a Trump guy. I'd also be really sad cuz that's what I say I don't care like he kicks ass a lot of the time. I mean, I don't want him to really be president He's got kids. He's got a wife. He's got a family He's so funny on the apprentice be really hard to watch the apprentice the bris specially the Brett Michaels ones and stuff It's just like I'll even say that he's bad for politics. I'll like whatever I don't care if I would have seen him get his brains blown out, I would have been sad.

I would have been like, this is fucking terrible. I don't want that at all. Yeah. That hat flying off. Dude. His hair flopping around with his skulls just separating. You said this, but we'd have to get out of LA. Like that'd be.

Yeah, no, when I first saw it, I was like, if that blew his head off, I would have immediately texted everybody, be like, we should probably pack things up and go to South Dakota. Dude, literally, people from Bakersfield would just drive down to LA, and be like, that's where all the queers and Mexicans are, open fire. Round up the queer! And Echo Park is like prime target, you know?

Bunch of legals, bunch of homos. Yeah, downtown would be a nightmare. Man. Like, all right, he killed Kane, he's good, leave him alone. My brother. Hey, you guys want to killed Kane, he's good, leave him alone. My brother. Here, you guys wanna watch the actual video? Yeah, sure, I mean, might as well. It's pretty crazy, pretty historical footage.

This breaks my heart. And you know, that's a little bit old, that chart. That chart's a couple of months old, and if you- What he's talking about is an illegal immigration chart. So like, right before he's just like- Good race that. Look at all these fucking Mexicans that are coming in like bugs.

That's what saved his life. He's like, I mean, they're bugs. Bullet whizzes by at the perfect moment. I would have stomped on them with my boots. Wanna really see something that said, take a look at what happened. Okay, real quick in the footage footage this is my favorite guy back here This guy fucking rules cuz he immediately gets in like Barracuda stance eluded his teeth gritting his any watch watch as it goes on

He keeps looking both ways like he's gonna find the guy with his eyes and then like like lasers will beam out of him And he'll kill the shooter himself. He turned into Dan Bills area during the Mandalay Bay shooting. There's fucking Momar Gaddafi over here. Oh and then this guy this guy rules too He doesn't move an inch Look at this guy in the back Look at the guy in the back he's just like Gaddafi's got balls of steel

He does. Ice cold. By the way, real quick, at this time, what you're seeing, these people are looking back at it. Guy's head got blown off over here, and then one person over here got shot and fell too. Is there footage of the guy getting his fucking head blown off? Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is from a different angle, but I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Of course not, of course not. Oh, you're all right. You're all right. You're all right. You're all right. You're all right. Those are snipers, right?

Yeah. Yeah. I gotta say, what I find amazing about this moment is that I know they're in bleachers. It's like hard to scramble, but they are so dedicated. Yeah. That mass gunfire breaks out and everyone, you really don't see that many people ducking

or being hysteric. They're just focused on their god. They can't believe it's happening. That's why I'm giving the sniper the benefit of the doubt. They cannot believe this is fucking happening, that they're there. Well, these guys are civilians that are not trained in response.

Why would that give the sniper the benefit of the doubt? These plays are retarded too. What does that mean? No, I'm saying that's why I'm giving the sniper the benefit of the doubt. I would not believe this is actually happening. Yeah, but a sniper should not be considered the same, given the same standards as like these regular ass guys.

Yeah, I'm sure the sniper's the- They should have had like, felucia snipers there that were just like, sugar happy. What's a Secret Service sniper? The guy should know how to, and by the way- We have a D-Team. Do you know what- Are you saying that he was entranced by Trump's speech?

No, I'm saying they can't believe- He wasn't paying attention to the threat on his life. They can't believe an assassin should step. The sniper has his head, he's kicking his feet behind him. He's like, there's this god damn kid on this roof, but hang on, let me look at these race stats. Yeah. It's an old turf, but I do wanna see.

I would be so, I would be so like, just flabbergasted. Oh, dude's opening fire on Trump with an AR-15 right now. That's crazy, I can't believe I'm here right now. By the way, do you know all about this stuff how the the guy was first spotted with a rangefinder? 26 minutes before the shooting you don't know about this. Do you know about this? Yeah, no Yeah, so they spotted this dude first of all he got marked like to be watched after coming through security because he's being a weirdo Then he made it through and he was spotted from the vantage point or very close to it with a rangefinder looking at the stage.

Then they lost him in the crowd. Then there was like all these reports. They lose him in a crowd. He's on a fucking roof. No, no. So before he got to know, he went like, oh, yeah. So he's on the ground by the site of the shooting with a rangefinder. They lost him in the crowd somehow Standing like Travis Bickle. He's in the background with a mohawk and no it's exactly like this is what that Bickle was suspicious They started like following him. He had a mo tooth

Cuz he had one tooth Hey protect 47. But so that anyways, he makes it to the building that he eventually climbed on top of, which inside of that building, there were three snipers. Inside the building? Yes, there were cops inside the building. He crawled up.

No, it was surrounded by- A guy walked up and he pointed the rifle at a cop. Like, and then the cop fell off the roof and they still did nothing. Fell off the roof, was it three stooges? Yeah, it was surrounded by I walked up and see pointed the rifle at a cop like yeah And then the cop fell off the roof and they still did not Three stooges. I mean you just like stumbled down like Point is like they had a million But they had a million opportunities to go like okay This is enough of a red flag to get Trump off the stage

So they missed it like they missed a hundred times that they could have done that so they fucked up they took him off the stage in like 2016 2017 when there was a there was somebody a threat of possibility of a shooter being there they ran yeah so this they see the guy and they don't do anything it's a fucking inside job there's no there's no info on this little shit it doesn't make any fucking sense. The kid was two years ago hanging out in high school talking about his 10 inch cock and making jokes and fucking, they say he was a Trump supporter

and never had any hatred for Trump. It makes no fucking sense at all. Let's play the 10 inch cock video. We will after this. This is one hour plus before the shooting. You see TMC, Thomas Matthew Crooks walking around. Oh, by the way, before you play, best nickname I've ever heard,

retardy Oswald. Yeah, you say that. And then, yeah, I didn't come up with it, obviously. It's a big famous nickname. But then it just made me, it's the best nickname. The internet wins again, my friend. The former best nickname, also by the internet. When they started calling Brock Lesnar, Cock Chessner.

Because he had that huge cock looking tattoo on his chest. That's great. I just had to get that out of my system. Very good. Give me that. So this is apparently an hour before the shooting. The kid is walking around. Oh my God. Look my god! It looks autistic

How fucking suspicious Is that Connor McNight? Which building should I do? This is Connor looking for a venue for a new show This is Connor looking for a venue for a new show This abandoned warehouse could work This abandoned warehouse could work This abandoned warehouse could work He's like God would this fucking rally with all the gunfire like stop

He's like God would this fucking rally with all the gunfire like stop Like people are showing up soon. Dude, a detail I love about this video is they're playing the Elvis comeback tour song in the background. Oh, they're like, If I could dream to be a better man, my ear gets blown off hand in hand.

Interesting, okay, well, guys, it's come to our attention, Donald Trump had an attempt on his life. I'm gonna say that every 20 minutes this episode because of everyone's outrage. We didn't talk about it. Like we're the fucking news Yeah, we're the minority report. This isn't gonna be talked about for the next five months Yeah, and by the way, wait, go ahead. So I was gonna say like yeah, we're a little late cuz listen We record on Fridays usually what can we do? It happened the next day And then we're gonna be like, oh my god, we're gonna be like, oh my god We're gonna be like, oh my god, we're a little late cuz listen we record on Fridays Usually what can we do it happened the next day and then? But this is the best coverage we couldn't get back in the studio for this is why jock week is gonna be great

This is why I cannot wait for jock week This is why jock week will be great and we will if you get you know, if people go do this every day We'll cover it every fucking day. Absolutely. So wait for Jock Week to point your rifles at presidential candidates. Because once again, you're allowed to do that in this country. You're allowed to do it.

You could point it at the president's head for three minutes straight. That's what I heard. And there could be a crowd of people going, hey, you're gonna kill the president. And cops are just like, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Like he better not kill that damn president.

I swear to God, I'm gonna go look in his face. Secret service fucking dykes are just slipping on banana peels. And there's oil spills and they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why did they not rush him off stage immediately too? That's what I don't get. That's another thing. One wonders this. Yeah, I know I don't get. One wonders this.

Yeah. One wonders this. There was an attempt on a great man's life. Yeah. Not a- No, no, yes, yes, yes. The most- I'll say this. I think he's the most influential figure in American history at this point. He's up there.

I will say- I'll say this. Here's like a non-political way to compliment him. Fuck Lincoln. And I'll never forgive him for what he did. Lincoln had no jokes. Also, he fucking ate that bullet. You know what I mean? Dude, he took it like, he fucking, I don't know, just the fact he got up and did that shit.

I'm saying Lincoln just fucking, right to his brain. He ate it, he didn't spit it like Trump did though. Exactly, yeah, yeah. Oh, Lincoln, yeah, I forgot he was killed. Yeah, yeah. Bullet to the head. Yeah, yeah. Bullet to the head. Yeah, that was Trump in that situation. It would have gone right to the back of his skull

and he would have the bullet out. Lincoln's an assassin. He had the gun to the back of his head in that balcony for three minutes and no one did anything. And even the actors on the stage were like, hey, there's that guy who's pointing a gun to the back of Lincoln's head. He was doing the rabbit ears over Lincoln's head.

He was photobombing him. Suke Semper Fi. Tickling his hair with the feathers. So this is apparently what the parents the day before. What's his name in the shoot? Thomas Matthew Crooks. Get used to it, bub. Okay.

I will. Thomas Crooks. It's so funny that Fox News only employs black women if they look like they're from another planet. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, black people are okay as long as they're not from fucking Earth.

Look at this Star Trek character. Look at this freak. This uncanny valley freak. Oh my God. Every black lady corresponding on Fox News looks like a white woman in blackface. It does. It does.

It looks like a white lady that was at the Hershey's factory tour and fell into one of the vats. Jesus Christ. What? What, I'm not raised just like Fox News. That was twisted, man. I'm fucking sick and twisted. What's going on in this country's nuking thots?

I love nuking. I love saying that. More like Knox foos. Because all they feed me is a bunch of bullshit. Fooze. Because all they feed me is a bunch of bullshit. We're looking for him in the hours leading up to the shooting. We're now told they eventually called law enforcement to report that Crooks was missing and they were worried and they also were told those parents are now being cooperative now with the Thor. Okay, but did the parents go, yeah, he's been sitting at the dinner table loading a rifle,

reading Catching the Rye, talking about Trump a lot. There's no info. Did the kid ever speak to anybody? No. No info whatsoever. The parents just go, we called the police because he was he was he was missing kind of and we were like hey he might shoot Donald Trump. I don't think they made any indication that he was like a danger to anybody I think they were just like our son is missing we're worried about him. They were just like he's missing like an ocean. They came to the parents house and like your son just shot the president go our son son who is that what's his name? Well he's been missing

for a week he's been with the CIA. They've been doing little fun things with him. They keep him in a room and they hypnotize him. They make him stir coats. And they go, you're gonna kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia. Have you seen Jacob's ladder? So that's what's going on here.

He was radicalized by Mufasa. Mugatu. Mugatu. God damn it. Fuck! You suck, dude. Kill me now! I got a Zoolander reference wrong!

But they gave them the heads up. Connor is getting his diploma. That something's going on with our family. That's the worst thing when a shooter looks like you. And they're fucked up. Look, and Devin had it with that sorority shooter for a long time. Elliot Rogers. Elliot Rogers is a dream. I got away with that too. Elliot is a dreamboat compared to this guy. I've been accused of rape thousands of times and I shot up a sorority with a supreme gentleman.

And nothing happened to me, I'm still free. Teflon DC. They call me Teflon Debbie. Teflon Debbie. Debbie convict. The parents call the cops, they go, all right, our son, he's got this weird lip. Can you guys arrest him? I can't say looking at could you blow his fucking face off our son he'd be

he'd be brought a telescope to a trap rally i think eight we don't know the texture or the details of their concerns so in other words well were they worried that he had a condom where they were it you know what were they worried about where they were that he had a gun? Were they worried, you know, what were they worried about? Were they worried that he was gonna try to attempt to kill a sitting president? His parents called the cops to go,

there's a black woman on Fox News. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then go ahead and assassin, turn into an assassin and kill another person and injure two. Just another one of these guys where every picture looks like it was taken with a Motorola razor turn into an assassin and kill another person and injure two- Just another one of these guys where every picture looks like it was taken with a Motorola Razor in 2009.

Just an absolute bullshit fucking country we live in. He looks like a fucking Habsburg. Everything's a fucking lie. We didn't expect anything. He woke up the morning, he put on his DVS's, and he brought his Zune with him. Was listening to a Venge Sevenfold and the next thing you know, he's on the TV. Is there any online trail of the 20 year old? Well, there's a couple pictures of him at a theater

in 2004 from a sidekick. What are we, what? When he was four years old? They also have his computers and his phone now So they're not gonna immediately like leak his cuz they're good. They're investigating they're trying to figure out like hey Let's see like who's communicating with let's fight feels like a discord for example was he being radicalized by some like you know Dirty you want to know how the FBI how they're how the FBI's investigating this one? How they're being told to investigate it by the powers that be.

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The CIA fuck them. They're the word. I call them I'm a big fan of meet the fuckers, right and Dustin Hoffman has this great goddamn joke in there He goes by like all the CLI the central lab intelligence agency That is fucking good Goddamn that was good Mm-hmm. It was an attempted assassination on Trump, but he managed to murder anyway Are we talking about that? What were they giving the cops the heads up about this? What? She's rambling. Yeah, she's awful. It's all right Calling it accusing me of being a Wendigo transforming, I didn't steal anybody's skin you assholes.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. All right here's some like classmate of the retard. It's Charlie Mexican. Ha ha what? Dude, have you seen Charlie Mexican? Does he look like that? Yeah I just assumed. Look at this awful goatee like it's like he's he does he's way wider

But yeah, that's crazy. He does he does not know how to line up his fade neither Charlie Mexican was a quiet kid unless there's something that he was passionate about politics being one of them he just Did not like politicians especially with the choices that we've had, he did not like our politicians. Living in Pine Ridge is really hard. It was especially during...

I mean, I guess the kid could have, like maybe wasn't, you know, put in an MKUltra thing and then forced to do this, but like, maybe he just was like, what would be the most, what's the coolest thing I could do? What's the most historical, craziest thing I could do? Also, I bet in the back of his head, he was thinking he can get some pussy. Hell yeah, dude.

You mean? Get that Ramirez pussy. He thought he had time to shoot Donald Trump in the head, get off, and then run to a date. Yeah. Interesting. Or is it like, at least in jail, I'm gonna get nudes or like

the male yeah he seems kind of like an alt kid yeah looks like if he moved to Brooklyn you hang out as much girls with blue hair and shit yeah just every day Jeanine Garofalo is like sent in pictures of her pussy in prison Kathy Griffin's just showing a picture of her asshole. 2016 it was Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, all of them. He showed that he just liked all of them. Did not like any of them. So I beat his ass and I pushed him to the locker and then I put him in a trash can and rolled him down the hill. And again, you know, I'm for Trump and He said well, you're Hispanic. So should you hate trouble? I'm not a straight first of all, I'm white first all Italian

And He's yeah, he called me stupid. So the kid was just so confused retarded Yeah, he was a no-it-all. Um, so like once again, you also this 10 inch cock That always Bothered me that he had huge cock way bigger than mine politics related called it his anger drag it around everyone He would say it in a tone that was like I'm better than you and a type of way and Just cuz you have a way huge cock that doesn't mean you're better.

You know what I mean? He always like pointed his rifle in my face when we would have discussions. He'd say things like one day I'm gonna kill Trump. He's just kind of a weird quiet kid. I don't know. Stuff here and whenever it comes to politics. We don't really know anything about him.

I mean, we never knew much about him. I mean, every day he'd throw darts a picture of Donald Trump. He had a gun on him a lot. Yeah. At the end of the day, I can agree. You can agree. You can disagree. I can disagree.

Right. He was constantly picking at this microchip that they in his shoulder. At that point, it doesn't matter. At that point it's, you know what I mean, we're just starting to figure out who we like and all, but yeah, he was real smug and arrogant whenever he was talking and whether that was the way to kind of be.

You know, he's like, I bet you can't hit something 150 yards away with an AR-15. Was an AR-15 it? Yeah, that's honestly the coolest thing is Trump took a shot to the face of an AR-15 and Yeah, that's honestly the coolest thing is Trump took a shot to the face of an AR-15 and walked off. That's crazy. It's really crazy.

That's crazy. And I, boy, waiting for the day that he slips up and he goes, a lot of kids were killed by AR-15s. I wasn't. He's like, what's the big deal? He goes, scoreboard. Yeah, I think Reagan took a 22 he's a little tiny bullet by the way Let's let's point this out really fast Devon. Let's and then go right back to this go Secret Service

Ronald Reagan Uzi and let's see how far these guys have fallen for being the coolest Video of all time they played this on this on Rogan. Oh did they? With Uzi? The assassination attempt? No, no, just the Google image. Yeah, just so you know, Ronald Reagan's Secret Service, Uzi, that's it. And it'll come right up, it's just a picture.

And this was the coolest, right, the first one. This guy's the coolest guy ever. Yeah, full screen that. Boom. Full fucking screen. He's pulling that stock ever. Yeah full screen that boom full fucking screen Yeah, so he used to have characters from Scarface protecting him. Yeah, and now we have like and now we Idiot, you know characters from a sitcom. Yeah, that guy's ready to go to war dude He's got a huge fuck of the facial expression. He has that's a Tom Selig. Yeah, go to the one to left

It looks like a bad guy in Beverly Hills, Cuyah That's a Tom Selleck. Yeah, go to the one the left. It looks like a bad guy in Beverly Hills, California Go the one on the left the black and white one. Yeah looking at he's like stop it Oh, he's like, he's like hold he's like stop everything. I have an Uzi Wow Look how cool it. Yeah That back is pretty cool. He's fucking shooters. Well, this is what happens three piece nowadays You have to have all this respect for like cleft lip like shit heads and like weird autistic people on roofs, you know? Oh this guy would have been, he'd be full of 50 rounds.

In 1970 if there was a kid that brought his own fucking ladder and rifle and crawled up, they would have just shot him in the cock immediately like while he's on the ladder. Big target too. That would have sent him to Vietnam. 10 inch dick, 10 inch dick. This guy would have climbed, he would have scaled the roof,

hopped up there and killed the kid like Mr. In-Between. He would have lit him on fire and chopped him up with a cleaver. What do you think you're doing, mate? What are you doing, mate? He's a great American, mate. All right, mate, you can't just go kill the president. You can't just go kill the president, mate.. Alright, mate, you can't just go kill the president. You can't just go kill the president.

Alright, mate, you can't just go kill the president. How about you and me, we go have a talk over some demis? You're a blokey bloke. Friends are be funny, I don't know, but it got under my skin a lot. So, his friend group, they were known for being like I said like out there. The cameraman goes, wait a friend group? Yeah I thought he was a loner that had no friends. Go interview the fucking friends.

His friend group, you know Dylan Claybold, Eric Harris. He goes his friend group, it's a chip, a penny, a tissue, kind of like SpongeBob's friend group. He's got the fingers. Some of them went home school, some of them, I think one of them went to like a private school. His girlfriend was in like Canada or something. And they did make threats to shoot up our school. And that year...

So one time we were watching a movie and there was a bright flash in the scene scene He instantly started loading a rifle like blindfolded. I don't know He got activated Yeah, yeah Thomas Crooks he liked to get activated I'd say Thomas Matthew Crooks. He really enjoyed being active my biggest peeve about Thomas Michael Crooks. He's always getting activated I mean like I usually like a sleeper cell, but he was kind of a weird guy. He was a lot Everywhere we want to go Thomas put away the ladder brother Rifle I'm not saying every sleeper sells annoying or whatever generalizations like that but he'd wear his like night vision goggles

all the time nobody cares before I left let's get to the facts you know everyone going we his activation words. There were weird things like November rain and shit. So we started playing guns and roses around him all the time and he started like wigging out. Like, you know, folding up a magazine and making a new weapon and stuff. He would turn the oven on real hot. Light something on fire and run out of the house. He's kind of like, he was kind of like the winter soldier, but like instead of a mechanical arm, it was a mechanical car.

It was like one of Doc Oc's tentacles. Everyone was mainly blaming the friend group, but the name that kept coming up was Thomas. And he never did anything. You know what I mean? He left school for a couple of days. It wasn't anything like a suspension or anything. It was just a couple of days. You know, he was not severely bullied. I thought he was about to say retarded. He's just slightly touched.

See, Thomas was one of those really unfortunate figures where he had a very low IQ, but he wasn't considered legally retarded. He was one of these rare retards where he was technically retarded, but he didn't have the dump trunk ass. He didn't have that I-spice-down syndrome ass that you hope to be blessed with. You know, we would always be like, Thomas, go ahead, twerk, twerk for us, Thomas, but that thing was not swinging. He did have the silver lining, retard ass.

What if he was jealous of Trump's fat ass? Yeah. He's like, God gave to me all up front, what is this shit? Fucking flat as a goddamn board back there. He goes on a whole tangent, he goes, you know, the big dump truck retard ass, that's like God winking at you, you know?

Bully, I mean, I'm not gonna name names, but I could name you a few students that were severely bullied, and I remember their names. He's not one of them. The signs were there, and somebody definitely had to go down. Somebody, whether he was talking to somebody or somebody either just didn't realize and just overlooked it somebody should have known because he was not a loner and both of his parents being

counselors do not see that warning sign here good for anybody who knew him now he had a 10 inch cock this This is pretty, this is interesting. The counselor point is good. Here's my theory. This guy severely bullied this shit at a time. He called him a faggot every day. And is like literally just fucked with him constantly. And is now like, I don't know man, he just seemed like a normal kid.

I mean he got picked on here and there, but nothing substantial. There was that footage though that they played of him in school, that you know, he was like, I don't know man, he just seemed like a normal kid. mean got picked on here and there but nothing substantial there was that footage though that they played of him in school Did you see this and like somebody was like just like shaking his pants. Did you see that? No, so like yeah There's like I don't know how to find it because it was part of a segment that I was watching Be like somebody was like reaching under his desk and grabbing the cuff link of his pants and just shake it and he was Like laughing like he clearly

It was just like a very playful thing where he didn't seem as bullied as that first as that first guy Yeah, I don't I don't trust that first guy He probably saw a couple things and then thought he was like a really bullied kid He was that guy was in a grade above him. Okay, so he didn't know really fucking No, you don't know anybody in the great. So who the fuck's like I got bullied my whole life I'm gonna go kill shoot the president's life. No, you don't know anybody in the great. I got bullied my whole life. I'm gonna go kill shoot the president's life Keep it in the school buddy Jesus Christ. That's what this has taught me. We gotta keep these shootings in the We've learned anything you can't be taking this stuff to the you know, the level of politics guys, okay Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, now you might have fucked everything up, dude, because you tried to kill the president. Man.

Okay, so Joe Biden has COVID. Oh, fuck, I keep forgetting about that. I think this is some MSNBC clip. Yeah, I mean, Joe Biden, he'll have COVID till November 6th. Yeah. What is that, what's the theory on that? They'll keep him in a basement with COVID so he can't speak or do anything

until November 6th. That's a good game. That's very convenient. That's good, yeah. So he has long COVID every time he's like retarded and he's like, my fellow Americans, I shit myself and I'm gay. I literally can't speak. Okay, stop sir.

That's the COVID talking guys. We gotta get him out of here. Oh, my fellow Americans, so what the vast presence of Brazil now? So what I snowballed one time. We've all done it I'm kinky. I'm the kinkiest present you've ever heard. I live in my office a snowball. What do you know? I have COVID long COVID

They're gonna say he has COVID forever. This is very convenient. Yeah, I don't know if they also how the fuck I mean, that's a sign of weakness though, too. It's like oh our president our candidate Also, how the fuck are they? That's a sign of weakness though too. It's like, oh, our president, our candidate. You got 18 rounds of COVID. This is the best thing to give him some sympathy for the Democratic base that still, people still wearing masks.

It's not sympathy because now everyone just thinks he's gonna die. Yeah, I think- Then he beats it, he looks strong, like Trump beating the assassination attempt. It's the same thing. But if he has it until November. Yeah, that's the liberal equivalent.

It's like I- He's shot in the head with an AR. It's like, the old retard beat COVID and who cares if Trump got shot in the ear. Breaking news, Biden has stubbed his toe. Yeah, no, it's true. I'm being serious. I actually think that's the same thing. I don't think they would ever take,

like, to promote a weakness, like you have COVID, long long kovat and blame Deficiencies mental deficiencies on code because that I think that just they want to avoid looking weak at all costs Yeah, I agree. Yeah, all the fucking Democrats do is try to look weak. Yeah, that's their whole thing. Their whole thing is victimhood They're holding a lot of losing they want to like No, they're like hey, we're trying to win over soft people who are losers and weak, but we're strong Yeah, they never promote themselves as we I grew Joey too I think like if it weren't like an election year, then yeah that would I would agree with that

I love doing like the lamest ways ever though. I remember the Ukraine ship broke out and they were like, oh look It's like another we got to support these, it's another war against fascism in Europe, we're just like, ooh rah rah, and all that shit. They just suck ass. I mean, they do. They lose on, they like to purposely be victims. Yeah, because their voter base depends on fear. Every year they go, can we believe we lost to this guy?

Like it's just this every fucking year. They're just so, they harp on the old guard of what politics should be, and it's just this every fucking year. They're just so like, they harp on the old guard of like what politics should be, and it's insane that we've seen what is popular and Trump is a bully, and they haven't taken a single page from the notebook. Not one of them. It's like be a little fucking vicious, be a cocksucker.

But that goes against decorum, Connor. No, they just can't beat him at his game. He's too good. He's tried, he's tried to get beaten, and he's just like can't do it. Remember, remember, We're the Democrats We have to blatantly lie in a civilized manner. We can't lie in a entertaining who gives a shit well, they're not capable cuz we

Will what what what will happen what you'll win? Yeah, they'll win and then the homosexuals and the minorities will be if if they win, then the homosexuals and minorities don't give them their money anymore because they'll be terrified for their fucking lives. That's all it is. And the people who care about the, this is what I don't know. Democrats, no.

Democrats lose. Democrats lose. You just wanna talk about gay people. I just wanna talk about, no. You're fucking finu. Democrats lose because homosexuals and minorities, when they're terrified of their lives, they'll have a bunch of friends

that all care about the homosexuals and minorities and then when the Democrats win Those people aren't scared for their lives anymore. So they won't give any money to the fucking Organizations and lobbyists anywhere. That's why they keep fucking losing Only win only win when they lose though They do right cuz it's all about their bottom line terrified people and that's all they do. Oh, you're good job, John That's that's really good. I. Oh, good job, John. That's really good. I like that a lot.

This is not my standpoint from day one. Democrats are addicted to losing. I'd listen to a single fucking word today. Did you guys not understand that? I understood that. I did not think it was good. They don't need to win to win. I heard it.

Democrats lose. When Democrats lose, they win because it all comes with money, man. They all want money. They won't get any money anymore. Money, man. If gays had rights and minorities felt safe in this country, they wouldn't have any fucking money.

Got it, yeah. Living right along. I kinda get that, that's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, I get it. That's fucking true. And I'm sure you, we get it. I get it, yeah. They suck off Raytheon just as much as the fucking

Republican, so. What's very funny is I'm sure John used to talk to Trump's assassin about this exact thing on a forum. We were on it a few years ago. We're on it a few a 10 year together. Yeah. Have on that. These two men are both elderly. Donald Trump is an elderly man who

Look at him. For whatever reason was given nine seconds to take an iconic photo during an active shooter situation. Weird situation, we'll figure that out one day. But his survival of that and bouncing right back and going right to his convention is being conveyed in the media world as a sign of strength. This current president of the United States

is 81 years old and has COVID. Should he be fine in a couple of days? Wait, is this about the same what I just said? Is that Amber Rose? I didn't watch this clip. Is that Amber Rose? That he's strong enough, older than Trump, to have gotten something that used to really be fatal

to people his age. So if he does find out of it and comes back and is able to do rallies, isn't that exactly the same? It should. They used to villainize Trump for calling them rallies. Yeah. And now they're saying Biden should be doing rallies. Make up your minds, hypocrites.

Exactly the same. It's not the same incident, but it's all it's an elderly man coming through. Hey, Nelly Furtado, why are you wearing a pink dress? Nelly Furtado? It's a Hispanic woman. Oh, I bet. Who's that? I mean, Nelly. Old Nelly Furtado.

Same on me. You're like, I blundered, I meant to call a black man. Alright, thanks. He had died here. Thanks for the news. Nelly? You mean Dennis Rodman? Or did I mean, who did I mean? Not Dennis Rodman. I think you meant, thanks for the news, Cisco. Thank you, Cisco. Thank you.

That's why his name's on the damn at this point. And guess what? Keep it going. Take them to the damn moon. And you know what they- They can keep up with like 14 orders. And I talked to Brock today. These- our loyal listeners have been fucking buying a lot of their shit. And Brock says that because he has so much casino money, he's so rich on casino money, he goes, 100% of everything I make is going straight to Donald Trump on the hats

So if you got that firefighter guys, did Brock really say that? Yeah Yes I love Brock. Well, why because he supports a little hillbilly No, stop to make this country great great again. Stop don't say one bad word. He's been victimized enough. I Hear I hear Trump can't afford bandages. No, he wants to, that money goes to getting him elected and making sure that this country's good. That's true.

So don't put that down. All right. Okay, this is the old, I like to call him the old fart. Yeah. Yes. Yes. I like to call him the old fart. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe he he he he is. watching weakened at Bernie's whenever Biden talks. More like weakened at Biden talks. Yes, am I right? Folks, come on.

Am I right? Oh, I love it. I know. I thought you were saying Joe, you meant to have a Congress. You go, stop yelling at me, I'm scared. It is very funny with Joe Biden, it's like, cause he's so old. I just think of like my grandparents.

And you know, like in those old videos, like when he was like, it was like a couple of years ago, like he would like walk into someplace or like drive by a place and everyone be like, fuck you. Let's go Brandon, suck my dick, fuck you. All these young people imagine like your grandfather's 81 years old and You wheel him into like a buffet and everyone there just turns it goes fuck It's just sensory humidor. I'm old.

It makes you, like if you separate the fact that he's president and has had a whole political career of being a piece of shit and whatnot, it's just hilarious. People being mean to an old guy is really funny. It's really funny to just bully an old man. They're the only old people who are allowed to bully. Our presidents.

And you should. But it'd be very funny if we went to a to bully. Our presidents. And you should. But it'd be very funny if we went to a restaurant tonight. I don't think you should. My favorite thing is poll. I think you totally should. I mean, like people shot, Trump got shot in the fucking face and everyone's like, oh fuck,

I wish he would've got shot in the brain. That's so sick to me. I don't like Trump. Whatever is politics, I don't, whatever. That is so, and- That's so sick. I don't want anything bad to happen to Biden. If somebody shot at Joe Biden and they missed,

I wouldn't be like, fuck. I would feel worse for Joe Biden. I'd feel worse for Joe Biden. Do you think Biden would even notice if his ear got shot off? No, not at all. Just get down with one ear. He'd just go, ah, okay, ah.

He would go, God, that wound opened up again. Great, another facelift. I mean, he goes, you guys feeling these mosquitoes? If Biden is out and it's like a little, if Biden goes to Chicago during windy season, he opens up. His whole body just, he'd die as he'd bleed out. I couldn't pass the inflation reduction act. They all told me I couldn't face it anyway. We did.

This whole thing keeps going anywhere because he doesn't know what he's saying. We're gonna bring rents down as I said we're gonna build two million affordable homes and cap rent increases at five percent a year so corporate landlords can't god anyway. so corporate landlords can't, God, anyway. I don't like that. Ha ha ha ha ha! He's so fuckin'. I'd feel horrible if he had his brains blown out. So would I.

I'd feel way worse if Biden had his brains blown out. I'd feel worse for Trump. Cause there'd be no fuckin' mess. Oh yeah, yep. Huh? Cause he's got nothing, he's got peanut in there. Nothing to clean up. Yeah.

He gets shot in the head. I keep gravitating towards each side. He gets shot in the head, there's an empty void you see in the back wall. He gets shot in the head, it sounds like when you squeeze a balloon and you let out air, it's just like, booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo It rattles around. Shitting by the head's like pulling the tail off of a fucking lizard or something. It keeps going.

He shit his brain out like years ago. There was a night two years ago where he took a shit and he looked at his brain in the toilet bowl. The Secret Service is running it going, Jill just had a miscarriage. I feel you could assassinate Biden with like a paper airplane. You know what I mean? Just fucking toss one out of his head.

Oh, a hundred percent. Assassination by spitball. If Biden went to like a sports event. If Biden went to like a fucking baseball game and they were doing the whole ball thing in the stands, they're throwing the ball around. If that hit him, he'd die. It would get over to him and fall like an anvil in Looney Tunes But what there's gouging America

by the way Not only saves lives will save taxpayers. Just what I did on the first round Oh, dude, Medicare it saves the taxpayer It saves lives, it will save taxpayers just what I did on the first round of doing Medicare. It saves the taxpayer $160 billion dollars because they don't have to pay these exorbitant prices to these anyway. No way. Come on. Three times.

Jesus. Look at his face right now. He's singing like, shame on me, god damn. That's the most anyway face I've ever seen. He goes, god damn, three anyways is Jesus. Anyway. Yo, I gotta say, this is like, that's like every time I walk past a white person and shit,

they smile at me. Just like that. Oh, that's good, that's a meme. That's a meme. That's a classic meme. Yeah, man, I mean, I read, I think I read earlier today, once again, who knows if anything's true, because everything's fake,

and we live in completely meaningless times. This is gonna be the fakest thing I've ever heard. Go ahead. No, I read today, it's not crazy. Devon's like, I heard that Bigfoot actually shot Trump in the head. No, no, no That he's- Devon's like, I heard that Bigfoot actually shot Trump. No, no, no. He's considering actually dropping out of the race

if doctors give him a medical reason. Yeah. How do you diagnose that? That he's finally maybe thinking about actually, you know. The COVID might be the beginning of that. And that's why they might be saying, he might not even be sick. They might just be saying he has COVID.

That's actually good. But what doctors are like- And be sick. They might just be saying he has COVID. But what doctors are like, they're watching. And you doubted the kid? I doubted the dang kid. You doubted Debbie Traverse? I know how to navigate these waters. Debbie Traverse. Time to play to Debbie.

I like that, that was actually good. But here, I also heard, again, also unverified, today, I can't remember who said it also, but they were saying that they're not even going to think about running anybody else because Trump slammed dunk so hard. Yeah, I've also heard that too. So.

Also, what doctor has observed Biden for the last few months and is like, I haven't seen enough. Hunter Biden, he's a street doctor. Have you not gained enough? Wanna know who? Wanna know which? Wanna know what fucking doctors? These radical left demorats.

That's who. Yeah. Some doctor that is just a fucking demorat. You know, I like to call them Democryps. Yeah, and Rebloodigans. That's what I like to call them Democryps. Yeah, and Rebloodigans. That's what I like to call them. Yeah. Very good, very good, very good.

Yeah, that's what I like to call them. They're a bunch of gangsters. Fucking these people. We're killing it on this end. Playing games with our lives. You know, I heard that there was an, hold on. I heard there was an attempt on Donald Trump's life. Breaking news, Biden has COVID. I heard like 4 or 5 days ago Donald Trump had an attempt on his god damn life.

What the hell? Who the hell? What the heck is going on in this country? I heard the damn shooter. Who gives a shit? Everyone fucking go home and go put on Netflix and watch the show about wide receivers. Who gives a shit? You have nothing to do with this.

We'll never find out the truth. Like every single crazy thing ever to happen in this country you'll never fucking know. It's who gives a fuck. That kid was Manchurian. I'm gonna say it right now. Yeah, I hope so. But even if he was, we wouldn't find that out.

I'm gonna look at it. I'm gonna do my own research on this. I'm gonna investigate me, John Mark Ebner. I saw a theory that maybe the kid could've been upset. Like he felt betrayed. Or oh no, no, I heard maybe it had something to do with the Epstein client list. Oh, he was hunting the list, like the Punisher? There's a lot easier people to go after than fun.

We can only hope the shooter was raped as a child and had moralistic reasons to do this. And he thought that Trump was a part of Epstein's Island. Trump wasn't. I go back to my theory of this guy trying to get pussy. I think the pussy's the biggest thing, yeah. I really think he was trying to get pussy. Really?

Yeah. You think like hours later his Tinder photo was changed and it was just him with a rifle on the roof? Donald Trump, it's a photo of him and then as you keep swiping through the bullet slowly connect to Trump's head. And then it's a picture of the LACMA pillars. Yeah. And in his bio, it's like hobbies, it's like shooting the president. He drives straight to Brooklyn and pays for a boost. Yeah, yeah. Oh man. for a boost. Yeah, yeah. Oh man.

All right, well that's all of the old fuck. I gotta piss bad. Okay, let's see. I don't know, the Destiny retard, that Destiny guy. This guy sucks. I don't know what that is. Destiny is just like a Twitch streamer guy. He debates.

He's like intelligent, but he's a psychopath, I guess, lately. Yeah, so zero empathy. And so this is the firefighter guy that got shot in the crowd. He seemed like a very good dad. Protecting his family. Jesus Christ.

I mean, his replies on Twitter politically were like a little funny and wacky. Like, you know, he would say things like, you know, decimate Palestine, shit like that. You know, whatever. Destiny's a fascist. Destiny has a fascist mind. And his wife, Destiny's girlfriend left him,

they were in an open relationship. Cause I mean, how, that's the only way you could ever agree to be with this guy is to be like, okay, I'll hang out with you. Like I'll sit next to you on the couch, you know I'm gonna fuck actual men. So he got left by her and everyone made fun of him for that. I kind of think he started spiraling I'm not really sure he might just be playing into it because it's he likes to rally, rile people up who knows but I don't know what this clip is. I think he genuinely believes this fuck the dude the firefighter guy fuck Trump fuck the

people that support him I just want you to know okay just in case you're confused or it seems like I'm you don't whatever if one of you were in the crowd and you're a conservative fan of mine and you end up you know getting blown away or whatever the fuck I'm making fun of you the next day on Twitter I am 100 yeah you're retarded You're retarded fascists Wild what a sick sick thing to say Anything is an insane thing to say you're that's nothing like what we say here every day about you know We don't make fun of people who've been killed

Girls who get killed by their mom. I want to say no I want to say Devin is a They don't make fun of 90 year olds who get killed by their mom. I want to say, I want to say Devin is a vicious rapist and he would never say anything like that. I've raped thousands of women and I've gotten away with it because they're all accusations as far as the legal system says it. Well your goons help also, you send out your goons. And I always send, yeah, yeah, yeah, so like when I'm ever, you know, there was another one last week or whatever, but like I just the same guys, and then they go and they go hey don't do this or we'll kill you and then

Somehow that chatter quiets down and that's it's as simple as that. No. It's a pretty easy system pretty Simple system being said Devin would never mock the dead, but I would never mock the dead Why let's say and if he did and people complained about it, they'd probably get a knock at the door from a couple of goons. And so it's. Yeah, it's just all about whether, you can go ahead and speak up,

but do you wanna get a knock at the door? It sucks being at the bottom of the goon pile. Do you wanna be visited by a henchman in Batman? Is that what you want? A guy who goes, it's the bat! That guy's knocking on your door, and he's intimidating you. Because you're a tiny girl.

I was molded by the accusations. I was born in the rape. I was born into rape, molded by it. I didn't seek consent until I was a man. Okay, so this is video of the shooter crawling into position well I love how they say folks well folks point at him to law enforcement like is that a fire hose dragging my Crazy He's a guy in an eight foot python up on the roof.

They go, oh, he's got giant hairs. Maybe he's gonna spray some black people. I don't know, let's see, let's keep an eye on him. He's got a baton on him. What weapons is he carrying? He's got an AR-15 and a baseball bat. He's got, it looks like a medieval mace. That's what it looks like. It's a Louisville slugger. I think he's a sniper. He's got, it looks like a medieval mace. That's what it looks like. It's a Louisville slugger.

I think he's a sniper, he's got a tripod. Oh no, that's just his two legs and his big fat cock. Seems to be leaning on some kind of kickstand of sorts. Well look at this, look at this. The lame stream media has already deleted the video within seconds of us trying to play it. Okay, there we go. Very good.

God damn you. God damn to play it. Okay. Yeah, very good Bullshit website Jesus is that otter stuff or is that the website doesn't look at look at when I put it full screen It's fine Right there see him see me. God Sam. Yeah, look at that cock This is insane that regular people saw the guy what's happening Yeah, a lot of people need to be fired from the Secret Service. Secret Service like, we got Peter North on the fucking roof.

What do we do? Johnny Sins has eyes on the President. Dude, if I was... We got OG Mudbone up there. Mike Dean's got him the crosshairs. Can you imagine being one of the people there and you saw the shooter and then the shooting broke out and you forever have that story of like,

yeah, I saw the guy two minutes before I was pointing. Yeah. No one did anything. Yeah. That will be a story. It would have been like bigger if he actually died. That's like being the one guy in like the 1960s that was like, nah, I saw Lee Harvey Oswald the whole time.

He waved at me. Yeah. Get him, get him. I'm sorry. I can't. No, no, no. I saw Lee ate a picnic basket out, nice little blanket, drank some champagne, had some grapes and cheese.

It's like, no, I was, yeah, I saw him in the hallway. He walked by with a, he looked like he had a big guitar with him and I Happened that gave me a thumbs up. Yeah, that's right forever. No one believes you You're just a wino that wanders around fucking you want around Dallas for the rest of your life Everyone's like yeah, all right retard sure sure you did The magic cock That's unbelievable. That's unbelievable.

That's unbelievable. He's lying on the ground of the roof like a fucking assassin. That's assassin stance. This is classic assassin stance. It's obvious assassin stance. That was so obvious looking. It's obvious assassin stance.

You get down on your whole body on the floor and you pull out that goddamn rifle. I've done it to many accusers of mine. This is crazy. This is actually so insane. It's like, I didn't even want to cover this because it just is like so, it just feels like, it just feels stupid at this point.

It's like, what? Of course. Yeah. Fucking of course. Well, politics also moves so fast that it's like, it happened five days ago. Nobody is a party. Also, every joke that's been made about it has been made.

I'm like, ow. Also, by the time this comes out, it's gonna be even worse. Old news. Yeah, exactly. If 9-11 happened today, people wouldn't give a shit three days after. That's not true. No, they no That's not true. That's the worst example. They cared for a long long time. Well, fuck you guys That was on you. That's alright. You try. Yeah, you try. Try another one. Sometimes I feel like Joe Biden on this podcast, you know what I mean?

I just kind of mumbled my way through it. It's like everybody forgot about 9-O-Liver-O-The-Way. Anyways, sometimes... Exactly. Sometimes, sometimes John feels like Joe Biden because he shits his brains out every day. I shit my brains out, I go on COVID, I'm like, you know. It's all right, pal.

Why don't you just take a seat with me? My best friends are rapists. You'll be good with me, pal. You'll be good with me. I got a goon squad that'll be good with me. You'll be good with me pal. You'll be good with me. I got a goon squad that'll protect us from any of it. Thanks dude. Let's watch, you know the law and crime network,

Jesse Weber who covers all of our body cam footage and all these crazy cases that we cover here. Apparently this was a crazy case. Devin let me go. Let me go. Hey if Weber's covered today. Surrounding me horrifying shooting of former president Donald Trump and others at a rally

Oh, you sweet boy from the motivation of the identified shooter to how this even happened We're gonna break down these issues with retired her pies riddled Connor Mcnutt Fetal alcohol syndrome Connor Mcnutt Identified shooter to how this even happened? We're going to break down these issues with retired FBI agent and attorney Bobby Chacon. Welcome to the side call. It really razored his ear in half.

I'm Jesse Weber. Take a look at that. So that arrow is the lowest amount of illegal immigration ever in recorded history into our country. These brown skins that are coming in, whoa! And then the worst president in the history of our country took over. And look what happened to our country.

Probably 20 million people. And you know, that's a little bit old. It just sucks he wasn't like talking shit about a political opponent at the time, like when he does his like funny thing. It just sucks that like that clip like wasn't, it's already funny the fact that he's like pulling up an illegal immigration chart. That's just like amusing to me.

But it would have been great if he was just like, you know, and Ron DeSantis, we all call him Ron DeFaggot. And then the bullet whizzes by his call him Ron DeFaggot. And then the bullet whizzes by his head. Ron DeFaggot. And forever we have that, like the news has to play that clip with a bleep right before, like he's a fucking rapper. He's like, Nancy Pelosi's a cunt.

And then his ear gets blown off. Exactly. Call her Big Tit Worthless Nancy. Paul Pelosi, call him Paul the fag Loves hammers up his ass David the papi more like David the hero It's ironic actually that her name is Nancy when her husband is such a Nancy This here gets fucking That charts a couple of months old and if you want to really see something to said take a look what happened

Damn damn get down We'll say he could have got he could have sprawled faster Yeah, but he's such a he's such a god that he didn't think that could possibly be happening He's also how old is he old 70 year old man? He fucking got down He got down That was like when Superman like bleeds for the first time like holy shit Holy shit is it dark side fucking shit What Trump He goes you're telling me I telling me I have ketchup in me?

I could have been putting myself on burgers. He goes, everyone down Lex Luthor's here. So one of the stray bullets hit the hydraulic system on that fucking- And that's why that happened? That's why it sprang out and it dropped real quick. Oh, I thought they saw a black guy and they were spraying him.

You know what's crazy is my family's from Butler, Pennsylvania Well, I have a family gravesite in Butler Penn my grandfather's buried in Butler, Pennsylvania. Sounds right to me Yeah, we're my whole family. We have a seven generations of fucking me buried in Butler, Pennsylvania. Pretty cool. It's pretty trippy I go there like once every three or four years crazy. I've been to Butler It's pretty trippy. I go there like once every three or four years. It's crazy. I've been a butler. Then it started burying people in the county over after. They're actually, they go, so you see these 500 acres? That's seven knobs.

They have this rally on my. Your family's back. They're heroes. They're all war heroes, they kicked ass. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Yeah, that's what happened. I thought that was just like some sort of like, you know, it's summertime, we're spraying people down. It was a mister. Yeah, it's a mister.

No, the bullet hit the hydraulic system. Crazy. So if you look over here, right here, I'm pretty sure that's where the guy, one of the guys that got hit fell. You see a body? Yeah, a guy fell. That sucks.

And then far to the left is where the firefighter guy got shot protecting his family apparently. That's sad. Yeah, it actually sad. Yeah, it's, uh. Yeah, this is, uh, we haven't even taken into account that this is just another insanely historical moment that we've lived through. Yeah. Now, we're all pretty desensitized. I, yeah. That's, that's the problem is that it's like, we, we, he could get killed in a month. Yeah. And we'd all be like, oh, it's that's the problem is that it's like we

He could get killed in the month. Yeah, and we'd all be Now it's gonna be really hard Oh, yeah, that's in the fucking a team. He's got Hannibal there. It's gonna be there any building We know but it doesn't matter. He's got the a team, but one of them could be a you know And it's a a double agent It's gonna be much harder to be a double agent now. He's got Leo from the department Yeah, who fucking knows? Poison him. He can't you can't I've said this on Lemon party McDonald's all the time You can't poison him. He gets fast food. It comes right out. He throw a cyanide tablet in his burger He tried probably checks everything. Yeah, how would you poison him? You can't. You can't? The chemicals in the burgers kill everything. He's preserving his body.

Get one of those cigars. I'm just giving tips on how to kill the president. He's unstoppable. I actually think he might be the only guy to never die. Yeah. He's a 3000 year old Trump. He's a head in a tube with spider legs. Honestly, if he wins, it's like,

let him be president forever. Who gives a shit at this point? Honestly, why not? Truly. I don't care anymore. I truly don't care. Stop shooting. Just let him be.

Just stop, stop the violence, man. Keep the violence going. Just stop the fucking violence, man. It's also like at this point too, like this assassination attempt would have made more sense when he was actually president. But like, since he was president, like the country's changed so much,

and like, I don't know, I'm just like, it's kind of like a lost cause right now, that I'm like, no, no. Killing Trump. He has less security than he's not president. But killing Trump right now wouldn't even do anything. It would just say.

Oh, it prevents him for becoming president again. Yeah. No, I know, but some other psycho who was a Trump, like, you know, similar, like they would just pop up and take his place. Yeah, but Trump was such a troublemaker though. I'm pretty sure it's because of the Trump 2025 thing. I worried about with my initial-

Right, right, John? Yes. I think there's actually more fear of him becoming president. He just named ahead of 2025. There's more fear of him becoming president now than in 2016 actually, because first off, no one thought he'd become president in 2016. In 2020, it was just like, oh, again, we got to stop this, so we got to steal it. And- That's a mess with the Dominion machines.

We got to mess with the Dominion machines in Phoenix, they're faulty. And, but this one is like, again, really? And then this Trump 2025 thing, I've heard more from- From leftists that they think this is a true, this is the first time that it feels like people actually feel, like I know they used to call him Hitler. This is the first time people feel like

he's actually gonna do his Hitler shit. Let's just say a quarter of what Project 2025 gets accomplished will be kind of a soft thing. And you were telling me this three weeks ago. You were on my couch saying like, yeah, this is like Nazi Germany. And John's a Trump supporter. He was. I love John also is always ten steps ahead of like, you know, he predicts a lot of stuff.

When I first heard this kid was John's always ten steps ahead of 1939. When I heard this kid was Republican, my first thought was he was possibly an accelerationist and he realized that oh if I kill Trump It will cause Republican outrage throughout the nation and then the like Ozzy Manny is doing like yeah That's my first thought but also like I I doubt a hundred percent of project twenty five twenty twenty five is gonna get Put into place, but if a quarter or even half of it gets put into place We're slowly sliding down a staircase and in fucking silk slippers into fascism I will say that if you believe in this idea that the deep state some sort of CIA deep state You know program is

Actively trying to stop Trump and so like they impeached them multiple times They indicted him on how many like they impeached him multiple times. They indicted him on how many counts. They made him a felon. They did all this stuff. None of it would stop him. What is the next step? What do you try?

Let's get a sleeper cell. Let's activate him. We'll have him shoot him in the head. That does follow like, okay, we've tried all these things to stop him. He's only gaining more steam. Let's assassinate. Well, the thing is, is like. He's up in a sleeper cell though. No this guy this kid kid. Yeah

You're being No one knows you're being glib Matt No one knows anything about his last two years of life Yeah, but the problem with this we only have pictures of him looking like before he turned it Did you see the picture him dead totally different guy? Yeah also Guess what if you are if you had to find somebody who's super advanced in intelligence and they've got all this experience like influencing people You find some impressionable kid who's got like no friends. He's a massive loser and you just get like one of your guys

Undercover to go and like befriend this kid radicalize. I'm gonna be a cat girl on discord. Yeah, just like okay Many accounts that I could convince somebody to shoot the president, and I'm not kidding. If you gave me like two years, I'm not kidding. Oh, you could have Brock on a rooftop in like three seconds. I 100% believe it. Also, I don't think you understand, Connor, that there's many accounts in history of shooters,

people that have killed very important people, there being no account of them for the week prior. Gabriella Precept was like 19, number one. The guy who shot out. They're being, I mean, there's an entire book. I don't know what it's called, because I don't read. I read ingredients and stuff. Very good.

And I read menus. He calls those three ingredients. I read menus and ingredients. But there's a whole book of You know John Lennon's assassin was no one has any info or account of him for the week He just disappeared for the week before he shot John and they take them they sleep to private them They get him on drugs. They give them the mission. They're gone the biggest red pill I can give our listeners and this is regardless of whether you're a Democrat or Republican is that the upper?

Echelon the top 1% of our society depends on chaos for making money whether it is environmental military political Social media driven any sort of chaos they need that engagement this wouldn't this cost a lot of engagement on Instagram this is gonna cause a lot of engagement the security industry the Ukraine war is gonna cause a lot of engagement in ballistic missiles and shit they depend on that stuff to make fucking money so it doesn't matter whether you're a Republican Democrat anytime there is chaos there's money being made for these top 1% members our society and they cause this stuff it doesn't matter what you believe where your ethics are is this what you were saying on your speed meetings This is what I was saying and this is what got me in trouble the club when I said listen

I did oh my god. I shouldn't have said that the last episode about the well, there's deputies What are you talking about? What'd you say last? That was bad. That was bad. That was very funny. Let's not even repeat it again. What did you say?

No, no, no. Let's just skip over. I said, you know. But just understand that chaos causes money for these fucking faggots and they can all suck my cock and peace is the last thing they fucking want and they control our fucking country. The last thing they want is all of us to get along and we can easily obtain that. Yeah, it's fucking bullshit.

You know, it makes me wonder, like when Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy. They did did I wonder how quickly that the Secret Service had sites on that window? Doubt it, because it was the 60s. They were probably like fucking like watching. Actually, there was an attempt, they were talking about an attempt on his life in like Miami. So a lot of the protocol-

Like weeks earlier. A lot of the protocol that came to the Secret Service happened because of Lee Harvey Oswald. No open roof car. Exactly, it became a huge focus on like rooftops and you know vantage points from high windows and that's what makes this even like more inexplicable. Crazier because this is so easy.

Textbook, it's like this is like this is you know after Oswald this is what they've all been trained to look for. Right, right, right. It's almost like it would have been easier for the shooter to just walk up to the podium and shoot him in the head. Oswald this is what they've all been trained to look for. Right, right. It's almost like it would have been easier for the shooter to just walk up to the podium and shoot him in the head. It honestly feels like he could have just kind of gotten in

and then just walked up and shot him. Yeah. Cause also what is the security there? If he had a gun, like how'd he get through security? There's, I still. He wasn't in the event, he was just like at a fucking. Oh that's right, yeah, yeah. No, I thought they said he went through security.

No, he was like loitering around the security, he was just like out of fucking- Oh that's right, yeah, yeah. No, I thought they said he went through security. No, he was like loitering around the security. He was standing around. Got it. He looked like a guy trying to sell you C's candy for his school fundraiser. World's finest chocolate. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. We stan C's. And he gave Trump a little kiss. A little Hershey kiss on the ear. I'll tell you that much, bub. Hershey Pennsylvania? Hershey Pennsylvania? the ear. I'll tell you that much, bub. Hershey Pennsylvania? Hershey Pennsylvania? Wow, yeah.

Butler Pennsylvania? He gave him a kiss, I'll tell you that much. Jesus Christ, we live in hell. We'll never know anything. Oh, we're never gonna know peace. All right. Let me get my shoes. Let me get my shoes.

I'm so busy. He looks kinda cool. Let's fucking go right here. Fight! Fight! I need my shoes! Give me my shoes! The people attending to the dead body in the crowd are like, oh!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're looking at a guy whose brains are blown out all over the floor and they're like, ah, it's really fucked up. Yeah, USA! USA! USA! If Jesse Weber was the fucking secret service sniper. By the way, should we end this on this, another plug? Yeah. Sure, but we got some more to go.

I think we do a big special. I want it to keep going forever, but I'm just saying Forever we bought forever or 70 years old sitting here in this fucking room aftermath on the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump from this past Saturday And we want to talk about it. This is a horrific shooting that left the Republican nominee president with the damage here. Yeah, Weber's just going to talk about how the curvature of that roof was the same as the curvature on his fucking nose. The authorities have identified the shooter, 20-year-old Thomas Mann.

Oh, bruh. Thanks, Devin. Silence. Silence. What led up to this behoothful motivation be here? Well, I mean, Jesse, look, without any political assassination or attempted assassination that this is, you know, there's an implied motivation. He wanted Donald Trump dead because he didn't want Donald Trump to become the president.

Very good shit. Retard. Kind of an implied thing. Well, I thought this was a different type of video. I thought it was highlights. It said, you know. It brought on a local bounty hunter to figure out what his motivations were.

Now, Doug from local bail bonds. All right, here's the Secret Service doing it. It's his biggest crisis in decades. How did a 20-year-old gunman climb a rooftop with a rifle and fire shots at former President Donald Trump from less than 150 yards away. This is a colossal failure for the Secret Service. The Secret Service isn't just responsible for the safety and security of the protectee. They're also there for the safety and the security.

I think it's a victory for the Secreteger service because they wanted it to happen. This was an inside job. It's bigger for the CIA. The people that are showing up to these events. So this is tragic. Yeah, by the way, what does the CIA do? They go, let's get like a bunch of fat women to do this. They ruin things, is all the CIA does.

Yeah, exactly. They just ruin shit. They would send a guy in and influence them somehow to be like, okay, let's let the local police handle this little spot because it's outside the perimeter Don't worry about that you guys handle the main spots And then they let and then they fuck with the local police who are fucking Pennsylvania dunces. That's not so hard They this they let this little creep in here and then oh yeah now they know rules of engagement They can't shoot the kid till he sure whatever reason this day all everyone that worked for the Secret Service

Was eight months pregnant. Yeah, the CIA was like hey, what's the what's the lesbian goth night? That's happening this Saturday and in Butler, Pennsylvania. Let's get our troopers directly from them Exactly. Yeah, we got our team from here tonight coming in Honestly, here's all the CIA would have to do is be like let's force DEI hires and done. That's all they do. He'll die. He'll be dead in two years. You can't block a man who's six foot three with a fucking five foot eight chick.

You're a meat shield as a secret service member. You know what I have, Shinzo Abe is somewhere in heaven looking down and he goes, he's a lucky man. I love those memes. That is a lucky, lucky man. Was that a meme? Oh, they meme the fuck out of that. I know they said things about Shinzo Abe, but like.

Shinzo Abe is like, they had that picture of like, Trump with his heads down with the blood draining down his face and it's like, he's going, shit, shit, shit, Shinzo? It's like, he hears him. He hears him from afar. I have a post, I made a meme, well nevermind, just fucking keep on.

You're making your own memes? Anyway. Anyway never mind. Just fucking you're making your own me anyway Keep closing your eyes while podcasting And on my meme no it wasn't mine about the security gaps that led to the assassination attempt on Trump I believe you'd wear some fucking radical like Islamic bullshit on the day that like I can't believe you'd wear some fucking radical like Islamic bullshit on the day that like Arabs love this shirt We do an episode about Donald Trump This is actually a pro Assassination

A pro-American shirt What does it say? If you have a brain cell, it's a stinger missile and it says sting on it in Arabic And this is what we gave the muhajidin to fight the Russians So this is actually a pro-American shirt Yeah, Devin, you fucking retard You fucking retard If you knew anything, you'd know that

We funded to bully? Yeah, look, there he is. In a video taken by a bystander shortly before the shooting, the gunman Thomas Matthew Crooks could be seen crawling on a roof. TMC! And people heard him pointing him out. He's now shifting his body

because the weight of his huge cock. World star, world star, shooter on a rope! World star, this motherfucker was a crook! He's now shifting his body because the weight of his huge cock Look at this guy here But those alerts if heard by any officers didn't seem to make it up the chain back to the command center That's a massive communication field. That's a massive cock on Thomas. We would have secret service agents right next to police with police radio. If there's something that's going on, fight, you gotta fight. But frankly, if the detail had known there was an. What if it would be so funny if Trump like groped her tits.

Yeah, he goes,. In this moment. He goes, whoops, I'm sorry, I can't even. I don't know, I'm distraught, I was shot in the ear. He's like, I don't even know where I'm grabbing. Oh my God, am I eating your pussy? This is tremendous. I'm just grabbing for support on the way out of here. Actually, if the detail had known there was an arm.

I'm down here, give me a label. I'm just pulling this up. He's like, just take my hand, sir! Nah, I need a pussy labia! No questions asked. Beyond that, the Secret Service said it relied on local law enforcement to secure the building that crooks climbed. Typically, Secret Service and local police operate together in concentric circles. Closest to the principal, in this case Trump, are teams of highly trained Secret Service agents.

In the middle perimeter, there's usually a mix of Secret Service and local law enforcement, To the principle, in this case Trump, are teams of highly trained secret service agents. In the middle perimeter, there's usually a mix of secret service and local law enforcement who might cover portions of the motorcade and any pre-event screening. And in the outer perimeter, security largely falls on local law enforcement. I mean, I already nailed all this. In Butler, the building the shooter crime was technically outside of the rally nation. Communication failure, hold on. Communication breakdown! The plan was in fact implemented correctly.

According to the Butler County Sheriff, right before the shooting, a local officer climbed onto the building and saw Crooks, but dropped to the ground when Crooks aimed his rifle at him. In an interview with ABC News, the Secret Service director Kimberly Cheadle said local officials were inside the building when Trump got off the fucking stage. The Secret Service director Lloyd Christmas said that. He's got the orange suit on. He's like hey, big gulps, huh? Well, all right. They cut so many suckers, son. Ha ha ha.

Gailed it, but said, The buck stops with me. I am the director of the super service. There are also questions about why counter sniper teams located behind Trump didn't take out the shooter earlier, even though they appeared to be facing in his direction. Once the shooting started. It's so funny for the Wall Street Journal

to do a video like this. They didn't desperately want his head to get his fucking blown off. They had rounds on target almost instantly. So that tells me that that shooter had come to their attention. And they were in the decision loop. The investigation.

That guy by the way on the roof did not kill the guy. It was other people. Jensen to what went wrong will also focus heavily on what happened. I thought it was a guy. I don't think, I don't, it wasn't that picture of the guy, of the video of the guy going like, like in that, back up.

But it was either him or another guy on a different roof. It was another, it was another person. On a roof though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it wasn't this guy. Yeah, there was like one roof over, or two roofs over. Two roofs over that shot him.

It wasn't that guy. Imagine being shocked by gunfire that badly as a fucking sniper. Being what? Shocked by gunfire that badly. You know what this really proves? Oh, God, that's so, they should all be fired. What this really proves is that it's a fucking shame

that Chris Kyle wasn't alive. He would have shot like 10 people. He would have somehow found out that the gun, that Thomas Matthew Crooks shot at Trump. And he would have. Thomas Magnum Crooks. He would have somehow got in a car and driven to Butler, Pennsylvania, in five minutes

from wherever he was and shot him from the Superdome. He would have gone on to the Superdome and shot the kid. What's the curvature of the earth? He would have killed the three black people in the crowd. He would have he would have he would have arced it. He would have killed every black person. They're looting. Everyone with a huge cock would have been dead.

And then he would have. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We got I want to go forever but ending it on that we perfect. That's fine. We'll end on that I gotta piss my balls off. Sure I'm sorry. I love to keep willing to devil. Let's keep going. I was willing to do You go but end it though Oh Connor, yeah, and please come to my new show I'm hosting with Ben Avery, August 10th at the Virgil's, 7.30, Ticket Link is in my bio. It's gonna be a fun show.

We're all gonna be there. It's gonna be fucking sick. Everyone go to the show, okay? Ben has, I think he's finally hit a stride with Stand Up. He's really. He found his calling. He's found, no stride with Stand Up. He's really. He found his calling. No, I've seen it. He's been doing a lot of shows lately.

Yeah, so many. He's got an act built up for you guys. He's been working out Creed in the desert. No, it's gonna be really fun. We'll all be there. It's gonna be awesome. It'll be a great night. Don't forget a motorcycle club.

That bait ride is gonna be there. Ben is hilarious and I'm excited to see what he's got planned. Now you were saying before this, but... No, I'm just saying it'll be his first time doing stand-up in five, six years. He wanna go to the lap and make fun of him is what you wanna do. But I'm excited for it. I'm excited to go. We'll all be there.

Gonna be a very fun show. God bless America. We've all be there. Gonna be a very fun show. God bless America. We've got some funny friends coming along. I'm nervous about the people who show up thinking this is like some kind of Lemon Party live show. That'll be sick. It's a stand up show. And me getting like shot in the head.

Don't worry, I got hate right there. It's gonna be like all tomorrow. Yes, that is true. With the Hells Angels, they're gonna be guarding you guys at the front. Jason and I will not be on stage with Ben. This is a stand up comedy show. They'll be in the crowd where you can talk to them

and hang out with them and possibly stab them. Yeah, you could ruin the show by talking to Jason and I too, love. That'll be good. God bless you all. Protect 47 at all costs. He's our new president. And fight.

Let's get used to it. And fight, fight, fight. You gotta fight! Fight! Let's all do it. USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA! I need my shoes! Give me my shoes! I need my shoes! I need my shoes! What are you doing, Dyke? You look like a fucking hapless retard, Dyke!

What are you doing? We're not done, are we? Love you. Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye!

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