I've Had It - The Church Of Latter Day Swingers

Episode Date: March 24, 2026

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So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready, one, two, three. Patriots, gay, treats, they treatets, black triots, brown triots, and all the triple Trumpers can do what pumps? All right, welcome to America's top DEI podcast. Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with is all of these ads that come across my phone that say, we've got a mom hack for you.

We've got a mom hack for makeup. We've got a mom hack for all this other shit. And I'm like, why can't it just be a shortcut? Why does it always have to be a mom hack? Like, shut the fuck up. I'm just tired of everything. You have to be a mom. And maybe I'm just sensitive with all this crazy shit in the world.

But I'm just like, if it's a shortcut, everybody can use it, not just a mom. Yeah, there's a lot of the use of the word mom as it pertains to women and you don't see it equally done as a dad hack. And so there's this constant social reminder to women. Like there's this mommy blogger we've talked about on her a lot. They're called scary mommy or something. And they would cover some of the stuff that we would do on our podcast. And they would always refer to us as mom podcasters. We don't have a parenting podcast.

That's not what this is about. Do we talk about kids sometimes? Yes. Do we talk about motherhood sometimes? Yes. But they would never talk about any of the podcasters in the brosphere as dad podcasters. And so I think it's just a lot of some inherent sexism and also just patriarchal reminders that women are for breeding.

And you even see this in liberal spaces where I think scary mommy is kind of a more progressive blog, but they wanted to diminish us and diminish our voices by branding us as mom podcasters. And they put mom in front of it for it to be intentionally reductive. And so on that mom hack stuff, I mean, I don't know what that is, but I'll be fine with it as long as I see dad hacks and equal, equal time with all of that. Because it's just, it's a constant from both sides, this pressure on women or that only the moms can do this. I totally agree with you. I've had it with that too. Yeah. It's just here's my thing with it. Not everybody is a mother and I completely one million percent agree. When I start hearing here's the dad hack for you, I'm all in. I think that's a

great idea. All right. So let me tell you what I've had it with. It pertains to my husband Josh. So we recently, I've been doing like wordle connections, crossword mini, New York Times crossword forever. I do it all the time every morning when I get up. Well, Josh just started doing these things because he said as early onset dementia and that he is trying to do brain exercises. Well, first and foremost, he was like when we were in Mexico for our Valentine's trip, he was like, hey, I'm doing these word puzzles. him with me. And it's some app that he had like exercise your brain app and we I start doing it is so easy and I was like Josh, this is like nursing home shit. Like this is embarrassing. Just do

the New York Times, do Wordle, do the crossword mini. And then when you graduate, do the crossword puzzle. So he dives into it and he's a victim of crossword clues. He believes that there is a grand conspiracy by the maker of the crossword clues to personally dick him over. And I'm like, it's just crosswords are quirky. A lot of the clues piss you off, but that's just in it. Like, as a crossworder, you just have to buy into the fact that sometimes the maker of the puzzle thinks they're real clever and they're real cute. And they try to do something that is ridiculous. And you just have to accept it. You cannot be a crossword player and then also be a victim. of the crossword clues like you just it's just it's a part of the contract that you enter

in doing the crossword puzzles and it's every day it's every single day we have to review so we send each other our results and particularly he's very into the crossword mini i typically get the mini in a minute or less right and i send it to him and then he does his and he sends it back to me it's always like nine minutes and he just right stage five dementia or it'll be like seven minutes and he just sends it to me and he puts early onset. Okay, I have to tell you I have done the same thing, not with the crossword, but I have like Googled find an app to keep your brain young, challenge your brain and I've downloaded all that crap and I'm like if I can't do this, I'm just done like just put me put a fork in me.

I'm done. It's over. It was so easy. But I do periodically do that, get on and download the game. The game that he had downloaded. So he's like, hey, we're laying out on the beach. He's like, hey, do this brain exercise thing with me. And I'm like, okay.

And it's like a narrator that's like in 1492, Columbus sold the ocean blue. And then these little bubbles pop up and you click what she's saying. And I was like, Josh, do you think? this is hard. It's like, well, no, you know, he just gets defensive. So then we segue over to the crossword puzzles. But there's a lot of, there's a lot of nursing home games out there. And Josh is falling prey to them. Yeah, I have to have to admit. All right, Pumns, what have you, I want to tell our listener something before. So here's the thing. It's been really difficult doing, I've had it with all of the egregious human rights violations,

geopolitical war crimes, compulsive lying by the federal government, and not talking about those things. And so it felt like our original podcast that we had this one that you all are listening to. Like it was fun and it was funny. And then all of these very serious things started happening. And it was like, we need to talk about those serious things. But we also have this other podcast, as many of you know, IHIP News that drops a gazillion times a day where we talk about all the fuckery, war crimes, dehumanization, lawlessness of the Trump regime. So on this podcast, we're going to try to take it back to a little bit more humor because

we get to laugh. We don't have to be in the fetal position at all times. And so we are going to talk a little bit about politics on this one, but we want to swing it back more towards its roots, where we giggled and talked about the shit that people do that drive us crazy. But we will visit a little bit of politics. Sometimes what's just a lightning around at the top of this episode? What have you had it with pertaining to politics?

Well, I mean, I'm trying to be, I'm trying to shorten this. But at the end of the day, I've had it with Trump making policy on life social and threatening other countries on lie social. We all know he's not going to follow through. And then the press secretary says, well, if you posted on true social, that's the U.S. policy. And I thought, are we in fifth grade? Is that what's happened here? So that's what I've had it with overall short.

Okay. What I've had it with politically overall short is this narrative that gets perpetuated in Western media and among far-right Israeli groups that we cannot criticize the government of Israel. every single government, individual, politician, dog, cat, Instagram post, YouTube video, podcast, everything is worthy of criticism, every fucking thing on this planet. And if people say you cannot criticize something, it is a cult, period, and they're doing bad shit. So I've had it with the Israeli government and the organizations that are, American that support the war crime Israeli government telling us that we can't criticize war crimes. It is abusive. It is gaslighting. It is the most anti-democratic thing on the planet.

And furthermore, it does nothing but endanger Jews worldwide. Everything should be criticized. Most of all, the United States of America. Secondly, their ally, Israel that are bombing places with impunity. It's gross. I will criticize both forever. All right. Welcome to I've had it. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. All right. Kylie, what is going on on the World Wide Web? Oh, I got a great email from a listener, Dan from Rhode Island. And he emails us to write, hey, Angie, Pumps and Kylie. As a single gaitriot man living in Trump's America, I've really had it with swiping through dating profiles of available gay men in my area. to find out that so many of them have their political affiliations listed as moderate or not political. And I'm not even including the gay men who are listing their political views as conservative, because that type of pick-mey energy from the LGBT dating pool is just a non-starter to even engage with. But to be a gay man living through this political climate and still identifying with being a lame milk-toast centrist

or as apolitical must come with a willful numbing of the mind, giving white women MAGA energy all around. Love you all. I really like that. You know, don't you think that when it says not political probably means they're MAGA, but they just don't want to admit it because they know it's a bad look. I think in a lot of cases that's true, but I also think a lot of people, it just are so desperate to be chosen, to be picked me, that they just don't have the conviction to stand on business.

I think there's a lot of people that just, just are nihilists that don't believe in anything. And it's just like, fuck it, sadly. But I like in that letter that he clearly thinks that I'm pumps because it says, Dear Angie, Pumps and Kylie. Yeah, I saw that. I wondered about that. Yeah. I see that sometimes in comments. It's like, I love when Pumps says, and it's exactly what I said, or somebody will say something. And so I think that that might happen a lot. All right, what's next? Okay, I've got a comment from YouTube and Jeremy comments, fuck yeah, real men listen to the I've had it podcast. I'm a father of two beautiful daughters and a husband stay at home dad whose wife brings home the

bread and I'm proud of that. I'm 47 from Arizona and your podcast couldn't have come at a better time. We all need pumps, Angie and highly. I don't even notice that. Yeah. It's happening again. either it's exclusionary, which is totally possible. But that's very sweet. I do think real men listen to off the brosphere and into a more mixed world of inclusivity. So I appreciate that. All right.

So I wanted to share with you guys some news that I think is super important. And I was on Instagram, which is really the only social media platform that I get on. And I go to like my for you page, which has been, it's a lot of punch the monkey. Right now, it's a lot of tennis. It's a lot of French bulldogs. It's a lot of Carolyn Beset and John Kennedy, Jr. It's a lot of travel stuff. And this story, I guess because they know that I love animals, my algorithm, the story about these.

animal rights activist, you guys, they go, I believe it's in Wisconsin. And they are, there is a laboratory and they are breeding beagles for research. Right. And so these protesters go in and save these beagles. Play the first clip. Two thousand lab dogs from torture at Ridgelan Farms. On March 16th, hundreds of people are heading to Wisconsin to rescue beagles from Ridgelan Farms. one of the largest experimentation facilities in the nation. The government admits these dogs have been subjected to felony animal abuse, including intensive confinement, criminal neglect, and even surgical mutilation without anesthesia. But it has refused to rescue the pups.

So now we will. Our plan is simple, inspire 100 people to go right through industry security and even police lines to give aid to the pups. We're going to force the government to choose between prosecuting peaceful, rescuers are joining us in saving the dogs but to accomplish this we need your help okay so that's the call to action and they want to get 100 people this happened a couple weeks ago to go rescue these beagles so then of course i'm like liking that and then the algorithm keeps serving it up to me and then i'm on google and i'm doing my own research they went in and they saved the beagles play the next clip

okay so here they are they cut through the bar bar bar fence and they're all in like these white outfits. They've got backpacks on and they're heading to the lab. They're banging open the door. He has over 100 people prying the door open for those of you. They're listening. Now they're going through windows. Alarms are going off.

And they are passing the beagles through the window. And he puts that beagle up on his window. hip and he says you're going home mama and he has that beagle on his hip and he is walking that beagle look at all those beagles in those cages for those of you that are watching on YouTube just horrific that they are breeding these little dogs and they don't even get to see the sky they don't get to see the grass they don't get to play they're just in those horrible cages and I just want to say that not all heroes wear capes see they've got all these beagles and then I

followed the guy who did it the initial thing and he had show was showing video of the beagles at home with him. And they had like a little play area. But here's the thing. The government then has gotten some of the beagles back and they've arrested a bunch of these protesters. And so that was the last update I had on it. And I just, I cannot believe that there's just so much shit going on in the world like

with Trump and all the fucking shit he does. You know, I wish that we could be talking about like stuff like this. this, that people had health care, that ICE wasn't shooting people, that we weren't bombing Iran, that we weren't giving Israel blank checks to commit genocide first in Gaza. Now it looks like in Lebanon so that we could deal with these things. We could deal with gun violence. We could deal with these poor beagles. And like, I mean, I would go march all up in that shit for those beagles. I wish that we could, you know, march for a judicial system that was fair for everybody instead of an apartheid judicial system, which reigns in America, or about climate change.

I mean, y'all know we're from Oklahoma City, and last weekend it was 98 degrees in Oklahoma City in March. But we can't talk about any of these things because we have to deal with toddler poopie pants and all of his dementia and all of the people that will not stand up to him. And we have to all go through the war and all this shit for these insecure. emotionally stunted people and those fucking beagles are now back and we can't you know like I can't spend a whole episode talking about the beagles I want to but we can't because there's like people dying ice is about to go into the airport like that's so fucking stupid but anyway I just want to share with you about those beagles because I just I can't believe that people do that to dogs it just makes me insane I was so confused like they admit they're

doing all these horrible things to him, like, and nobody does anything about it. I don't know. I'm very impressed, though, that the guy just marched in with all those people and got those fucking dogs. I mean, he would not be denied. I'm sure he was the first one arrested. He put that dog up on his hip and he marched it right out. Right.

Mama, you're going home. Yeah. All right. Kylie, what else is happening in the news? Okay. I've got a breaking story. How's Republicans? advance bill to ban strippers in schools with no evidence of strippers ever being in schools.

And if that doesn't sum up the Republican Party perfectly. Yeah. It's a real problem. Strippers not being in school. So we need to make a ban them. I think the thing is this. Whatever Republicans are talking about they want. Yes.

We're talking about gay people. They want to do gay stuff. We're talking about drag queens. They want to dress up in drag. They're talking about strippers not being in schools. They want to go to titty bars. I mean, I just think it's just every accusation is a confession time and time and time again. I think whoever wrote that bill wants lap dances, wants to be motorboated, wants the whole

thing. And here's the thing, I don't give a shit. There are no strippers in school. And all of this is furthermore, it's a two pronged attack. because not only is it an attack on legal sex workers, which if somebody is a stripper, that's their right to be a stripper. So it's a demeaning, minimizing, debasing of that profession, number one. And number two, it's an attack on the education system.

Because there's always these hints by Republicans that all of this indoctrination and grab ass and squeezing titties and whack and weaners is going on in litter boxes is going on in schools and none of that is going on in schools teachers work so hard they have to deal with horrific helicopter parents and then they're snot-nosed entitled kids and then they have to deal with people these crazy unhinged politicians i feel so bad for teachers they get such a bad rap and people don't stand up for them enough. No, I agree. Now they're like shutting down funding, closing the Department of Education. And I know a lot of teachers spend many out of their own pockets to provide for students in their classrooms. And I had, I didn't know this until well after I was an adult.

But when I was in fifth grade, there was a student that had food insecurity. And the teacher packed dinner for her every night. And, like stuck it in. We never knew the person told me about it as an adult that she was feeding this child at night with the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and stuff she brought with her to school. So the parents alone are the big and us problem on the planet, the funding, but sitting here talking like we're indoctrinated people at school with porn. Like remember what's his face?

Litter boxes. Yeah. I mean, just, God. What the fuck. And the Republicans, it's all the litter box. politics. I was like, well, these furries with their litter boxes and kids are, you know, taking a shit in a litter box. It's cool. It's never happened. It has never fucking happened. There is not a litter box at a school. I think there is like, I've read somewhere that there

was maybe some cat litter that it had something to do with like holding the door shut in case of a shooter or something like this. I don't know. But the banning of the books, the, it's all of these Bible thumping MAGA freak shows that are so emotionally stunted that want everybody to be as miserable as they are, which is why there's this overt action in evangelical Christianity to prostilize because misery loves company is the only thing that makes sense. And they like money. So the more members, they have, the more money they make. But they're so fucking miserable with all of these ridiculous rules that, uh, that are

that they impose on themselves, like a stupid shit. Like I remember I had this girl that worked for me. She had all these tattoos all over. And she's like, yeah, I'm just really stressed out because I'm just trying to figure out with my Bible study group if I should get a tattoo. And I'm like looking at her arms going, okay, but like you have nine. And she's like, yeah, I know. But this was like before I joined this Bible study group, like, would God want me to have

another tattoo? And I'm like thinking, you stupid? Twat, if Codd exists, he doesn't fucking give a fuck. You narcissist, you freak show that you're a Bible study group is spending time talking about, if you should get a tattoo or not, you're all freaks, you're all dumb. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. And I feel dumber for having heard it and don't get that fucking tattoo because I'm going to feel like a moron if I have to look at it. I just, I can't, the narcissism in that level of evangelical Christianity,

somebody would think the being that created the universe gives a flying fuck if they get a tattoo it's just jaw-dropping oh i remember parking places like god get me a good parking place that kind of shit that but when you think you are the center of the universe you just don't think anything about it just the entitlement and narcissism it's just i mean i can remember doing crazy shit like that i remember i went when like early days of Josh's addiction. I was so hurt and I was so young and I had this young baby and I didn't know how to deal with addiction.

So I went to an Al-Anon meeting in Oklahoma City. And the Al-Anon meetings at Oklahoma City, because Oklahoma City is so incredibly religious, I think 75% of the population is like evangelical Christian or something. The Al-Anon meetings were super Jesus heavy and everybody knows. I'm super atheist, but I was desperate, right? Desperate times, call for desperate measures. I needed some sense of relief. And so it's like the second Alan I'm meeting I get to.

And this lady, everybody's going around the room speaking. And she's like, hi, I'm blank. And I'm not going to tell your name because it's anonymous. And she says, I was on my way here and I thought I was going to be late. And the light changed. to yellow and then I pulled right up and then I got a parking spot and I thought, you know, if I would have been like two minutes later, I wouldn't be sitting here speaking at this exact time. And it was just that prayer. It's that daily prayer. And I thought, whether you prayed or not

prayed, the light was fucking turning yellow. When it turned yellow, you narcissistic fucking freak. It's on a timer. Why do people think that happens exclusively for them? Well, short answer is they're taught their whole lives that that's what happens. What it called. Yeah, but I'm just saying like it's that's how they roll. It's how I was taught anyway. Remember God likes me more than everybody else?

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Insurance is underwritten by either Independence American Insurance Company or United States Fire Insurance Company and produced by PTZ Insurance Agency Limited. The ASPCA is not an insurer and is not engaged in the business. of insurance. Okay, I've got another news story. Divorce is contagious. If a close friend gets divorced, your own chances of splitting up increase by 75%. So sociologists have found divorce can spread through social networks in a pattern sometimes described as contagious when a close friend divorce is the likelihood of divorce within someone's own marriage can increase significantly. I totally believe that.

Totally. I've seen that happen in friends group and friend groups. Well, I think part of it is when people start talking honestly about what's going on in their marriage and they see somebody, you know, I'm going to get a divorce. I mean, there has to be fissures in your own marriage for it to start, obviously. But when you see somebody empowering themselves and saying, you know what, I'm going to step out of this, I think it makes people. do self-examination more. At least that's how kind of I view it. I think that's really sweet.

I think a lot of it is marriage and monogamy can be incredibly boring and mundane. And I think some people, there might be an existing fissure. I think a lot of us are just fucking rabid animals. And you see, oh, look at her. She's out partying. She's fucking this guy. And she's doing that. The same for men.

They're like, God, you know. John just got divorced and he's seen the ass he's going through him. He is plowing through these people on Tinder left, right? It looks so fine. And so then people buy into the grass is greener. And most of the time it is not, but we are just profoundly, predictably disappointing human beings. And the whole keeping up with the Joneses, whether it's getting married, I think when you see

a friend group that's all getting married, that can be contagious. And I think the same thing with divorce. I think it doesn't take a lot sometimes for people to see what they believe is greener grass and want to jump into that. I agree. And also I would just throw in a lot of friend groups, the people are fucking each other. So when that comes out, a lot of marriages break down. Like you think I'm crazy.

I've done divorces where the sister or the brother of my client was having an affair with the spouse. like best friends fucking their best friends husband. I mean, like it is that is not isolated. That's a great spin on that, pups, that when everybody finds out everybody's fucking each other, it causes a mass casualty of course. Right. The whole friend group goes to shit. Everybody goes down. Yeah. Okay. My son sent me a rather alarming video that I think is circulating on Christian talk that I immediately wanted to bring to everybody for. analysis and review because it is one of the more fucked up narcissistic

slightly delicious things I've seen in some time and so while we have all of this shit going on in the world right now right erosion of civil liberties bombing Iran genocide in Gaza looks to be ethnic cleansing in Lebanon we're allowing Russia to help Iran but also relieving sanctions all this fuckery right right this bitch on christian christian talk is worried about the following play the video kiley so she posts this video and it says things i don't believe as a christ follower who is disney obsessed okay so and then it shows pictures of her and it goes to like a praise song you know like the rock band praise song and it shows her like with the monkey with the monkey ears with the mouse ears

looking at the Disney cruise and it shows her walking through Disney World, okay, or Disneyland, whatever. Same diff. And here is the caption to this. Pop it up. First of all, her name, her Instagram name is a pair of ears travel with Desi. Okay. Number one, the adults are too old for Disney.

I stopped believing Joy has an age limit. God made us to experience wonder, laughter, and connection. If something brings families together, why would that be too old? Joy doesn't expire. Number two, that serving families through travel isn't ministry. Ministry isn't only a microphone on a stage. Sometimes it looks like helping an overwhelmed mom finally breathe, helping a family reconnect without stress or taking the burden of planning off

someone who's drowning. I'm not just booking trips. I'm serving clients. Number three, that I can't fix my faith and love for Disney. I'm just, I hate her. I hate her already. God gave me my passions and my personality. I don't have to separate my faith from the things I enjoy. My love for Jesus is the foundation, and everything else flows from that, including the way I help families and create community. Number four, that God isn't in the details of ordinary moments.

I've learned it's often, the quiet prayers before a park day in the quiet prayers before a park day in the quiet prayers before a park day in the hugs after fireworks in the we really needed this conversations the ordinary moments where he he is capitalized does most of his capitalized his beautiful work Okay. Number five, that Disney is quote worldly. God is bigger than a brand. He's not confined to buildings, and he is not intimidated by imagination. My heart is anchored to him. I can enjoy the things he's allowed me to love. Number six, that my love for Disney couldn't have kingdom purpose. What? Through our women anchored in Christ, retreat and our Bibidi-Bibidi Bible study.

I'm watching God use my love for Disney and his, capitalize his, truth to draw people deeper into scripture. What some see as, quote, just Disney, I see as a tool God can use for His glory. That will conclude her post. Now I would like to open that to analysis. Absolutely. Okay. Kylie, your initial thoughts about this woman and the six-point bulletin as to why she can be a Christian that loves Disney.

First off, I hate the name Bibbidi-Bobbity Bible study. What does that mean? What is he even talking about? It's from a Disney show, like a bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. Oh, yeah, yeah, I do. I have heard that. Here's the thing. I already don't like Disney adults.

Take that. Christians, overt internet Christians is a specific sect I hate. And then I've seen this woman. But let me ask you this. Let me ask you this, go. Do you like Christians? I like a few of them. I like a few of them.

I do. Which is a secret. this show. Yeah, there are a few I like. And then I've seen her post also, and she mentioned it in there. It's like women's anchored in Disney and Christ or whatever. Is their group? Jen, they specifically go on yearly cruises and the boat is just full.

You're trapped in the ocean of Disney Christian adults. I can't imagine. Very few things that I can imagine that are worse than that. Very few. If I had to come up with one thing to make Jennifer's. like honestly jump off a ship that would be it oh what i'll tell you what i would be i would rather fuck ted cruz and take five minutes from that two pomp chump than go for a week on a disney christian cruise like all day long i i i know loo i mean that is just absolute misery

here's my thing i want to say who the fuck cares for starters nobody nobody cares what you're doing Is somebody trying to shut down Disney to Christians and I missed it? Is it like the war on Christmas? Now there's a war I'm going to do. I mean, shut the fuck up. And I will just say on a personal note, Disney does not bring me joy. It brings me absolute feelings of homicidal rage.

So she needs to sit down and shut the fuck up, in my opinion. So I think this is like, This makes perfect sense that these people are like MAGA voters because this is the shit she's consumed with. Right. Like, it's like the girl that used for me in the tattoo. These are arbitrary things. Kylie, put up the, let me go through.

There's a couple of little points I wanted to dive into of her points that I thought were rather interesting. The ministry situation that somehow people need to do ministry is ridiculous, narcissistic. You're not an expert in anything. You don't need to be ministering to anybody. And put up the next slide. Okay, there was something in here. Okay. Jesus is the foundation and everything flows from that. And this kind of language right here, you hear a lot in the Bible Belt. God isn't in the details of ordinary moments. And then she rebuts that and she is talking about that they're praying quiet prayers in the park before it opens.

So on top of this, on top of this insane post, she's having a prayer group in the parking lot of Disney world before they go in. And here's what's so hilarious about it. She's saying that these ordinary moments, Disney, multi-billion dollar company is where God does most of his beautiful work. Disney is a for-profit company. And let's say, let's say God exists, right? I don't think he's concerned with people that can afford to go to Disney, can go on Disney cruises, that are having powwow prayer groups before they go into Disney so that they can find God in the unordinary details or whatever the fuck that thing was. I think it's complete narcissism. I think this is total narcissism. Just say, I like Disney. Right. I like going there. Why this is like, you know what this is

like there's a restaurant across the street from the gem I work out at and it looks really cute. And so I asked this girl that I work out with that that restaurant looks good. What kind of food do they have? And she said, well, it's weird. It's like Japanese and Italian. fusion and i was like they shouldn't do that likewise this disney and christianity fusion it shouldn't be done be a christian swing for the fences fucking knock yourself out go to your bibbidi boppity do all tongue talking swing for the fences go triple trump do fucking all of it and likewise go dsney go wear your little ears go on your little cruise go a million times but the But the fusion of things that shouldn't really be fused, I've had it with that.

But I, and I read from this and maybe I read into this, that she's trying to make money organizing people to go to Disney. I think so too. Disney ministry. So this is a group at the end of the fucking day. Instead of just saying, hey, I'm so good at taking you through Disney. If you want to get through Disney quick and see all the sites, I'm your girl. she's trying to hoodwink you into this whole, it's a ministry bullshit, instead of just saying,

I'll be your guide for Disney, pay me 500 bucks or whatever. Well, in all of those pyramid schemes, all of those pyramid schemes, they all network through megachurches. Oh, I did all of them. The whole thing on that. It's fucking crazy. They start these pyramid schemes, this rackets. And then they immediately march straight to the megachurch where the women are motivated,

organized and bored to fucking tears. And they get to work. And then they start the grift just like their pastor does with building all of this shit. And so it's just the I've had it. I've completely had it. Also, the Christian talk thing is fucking wild. Have you seen the ship dumps on me? You lived it.

No, but I never, I didn't know there was such a thing. I mean, we've talked about Christian talk. So if I got on and putted Christian talk, then there's just this whole sphere. Thanks to HomeServe for sponsoring this episode. Listener, owning a home is so amazing. You feel like such a grown-up and then one day it sucks. You find out that your pipes burst because you walk into your house and your ankle deep in disgusting water. And repairs are so incredibly expensive.

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But I did not know that the soft swinging that blew up with that Mormon wives thing, I thought it was just swinging. But it was soft swinging. And you know what soft swinging is? Jennifer, did you know? No, I have no idea. It's just above the waist. So grown ass adult people that are married to other people, the reach around for swinging is they keep it above the waist.

Are you for a face hitting me? No one does that. You know what's wild? I don't want, I don't pay attention to any of the reality TV shows. Right. But my son and his girlfriend were here visiting me. And so they were super into this whole Bachelorette thing. Yes, that's why I miss.

This Bachelorette gal, I guess, she's some Mormon and she's got three kids and she goes fucking bananas on her boyfriend or baby daddy and she starts throwing bar stoles. I watched the entire video of this meltdown this girl had. She throws these barstles at him and her child is there. Meanwhile, I think she's on like probation for this charge. ABC decides to hire this gal to be the Bachelorette. And they film the entire thing. And then this episode of her being a complete fucking freak, throwing bar stools at her husband. And like, I think one of them like Grace like hits her toddler kid, one of the barstoles.

So I mean, clearly she's and listen, I want to give everybody grace. I mean, who knows if he was, you know, if he was soft serving and, you know, soaking with her. sister, you know, who knows? Because I know these people are so sexually. Anyway, here's my point. So then ABC's like, oh, my God, we can't hear The Bachelorette. And I'm like, you knew that she was a psychomorman killer when, you know, it's not psycho killer. Yes, yes, they.

But then why did you film it with her? Why are you filming with this gal when she clearly needs to go to some sort of inpatient deprogramming situation from years of soaking, soft serving, elbow fucking armpit for fucking whatever. Well, here's the thing on that. I thought in the beginning, because I kind of, I don't watch it, the Mormon wives thing, but my daughter's super into it. So that came across my deal and I sent it to her.

And apparently this was all public record, like in her baby daddy custody. So there is absolutely no way on planet Earth, ABC did not know. That's my thing. Like why, why out of all of the thirst traps on the planet, I mean, we live in the United States of America. You cannot go to one event without influencer thirst traps, blocking the way. You can't peacefully pass and they do it shamelessly. You could have a lineup of 40 million girls that are dying to be the Bachelorette and you pick psycho killer to do it.

It's just I thought that was, and I'm not into all of this stuff, but I watched the video. And again, I don't know what this, because after I watched the video, my son and her, his girlfriend, I'm like, she's crazy. And I was like, what did he do? Right. Like, what did he do? What did that guy do? Not that that's ever, you should ever take bar stools and throw it.

But I think we've all had moments in our lives where you're like, that wasn't my best. Now, I imagine this gal's probably had multiple moments like that if he thought, I'm going to film it. Right. He's probably thought it had happened a lot before. Not first time. That was crazy. fucking crazy. And here's the deal. We all know I've blacked out twice and committed violence, but my children were not around when I did it with my ex-husband. But here's the saying on that

whole deal. Wait, I do not think you were blacked out when you took your Gucci hobo bag and beat the shit out of my closet. Well, okay, it was one of those things. I think that was so cold sober. I think that was sober beating. I know, but I'm not blackout drunk. Like I was so mad that like I picked it up and the next thing I know I'm like banging. It like got away from me. I was not, no, stone fucking cold sober. Those times I committed violence. I was stone cold sober. When I hit him in the nose, stone cold sober.

But what I'm saying about this whole thing is I haven't watched the Bachelorette franchise for, like I watched the very first one that ever came out. That's it. Yeah, that girl, I watched that one too with the firefighter. And I think they're married. They got married and they're still together. And I love that. Yeah. But now that we have all the information in front of us.

I would now be interested in watching the mess that would unfold on this series. That's the thing. Like, I would have never watched it before. Never. But now knowing that this gal is such a psycho killer, yeah, because I say, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. I would probably, I wouldn't think I'd watch the whole thing. No, but I'd probably dabble. I'd be more interested in dabbling it.

it for sure. But what prompted your, does this story with this Mormon gal, is she a soft? Yes. Okay. That's why the whole Mormon lives, there was a Mormon mom talk where they were all dancing. And then they got a show because this girl and her husband admit that they're swinging within the friend group, which, you know, Mormons don't swing or whatever. Well, and my thought, I just thought it was just swinging. And then in the course of all this shit coming off my feed, it was the soft swinging. And I was just like, if all the crazy Mormon shit I've heard of. And then it was like adults above the waist, soft swinging, nobody believes that. Nobody.

Well, I would hope if I was soft swinging, that the word hard would come to mind. If you're soft swinging, you're doing it fucking wrong. Yeah. We're using the word soft as a means to make out with somebody. I mean, yeah. Oh, God, that was funny. The Mormons. No, that's that whole thing with that, I watched that video.

It was completely damaged. But you know, here's the thing that I have to say about a lot of this. I wonder if when they autopsy American culture, not just Trump, because Americans voted for him, Right. It's not just a Trump. We don't have just a Trump problem. If the dismantling of civil society coincides with the rise of reality television and all of the histrionics and drama that is mainstreamed where you see, you know, like on the housewife franchises, they're throwing tables at each other, glasses at each other. This gal's throwing, you know, bar stools across at her husband. There's just so much of it that you see just. just the collapse of politeness. In most situations, you wouldn't be around these people anymore, but they've all signed a contract and they all have to show up to the same place to film.

And so it just highlights this really bad toxic behavior. And I wonder if that is a culminating factor for the cultural collapse of accepting somebody like Trump. That's just, I mean, he's just like these people that we're talking about. like if he could pick up a barstool and throw it, I don't think he has the physicality to do that. Right.

But if he could, I think that he would. I think that he would throw it at Barack Obama if he could. I think he would enjoy it. Yeah. For sure. I do think when the autopsy is done, there will have to be a link because we've kind of made it cool. Like if you throw tables and you're a net in public, you get on. It's juicy.

It's juicy. It's juicy. Like we're sitting here talking about that. And I'm not into reality TV, but I got sucked into this thing. Now we're talking about it. And there's a juicy nature to it. And then Trump has made politics kind of juicy because he's so crazy. And we're into it.

You know, like we, you know, we follow the news cycle. Oh my God. What is he done today? What, you know, what what crazy shit is he doing? Oh my God, watch this video of him. He's trying to give a microphone a blow job. My God, look at his makeup today. Can you believe he just said quiet piggy to a reporter?

Right. And like even people that are into it, it's like we've all succumbed to it in some form or fashion, myself included. And I wish that I wasn't, but I'm a political junkie. And a part of it to the detriment of American society is it's been really addicting. And I hate even saying that, but there is an addictive component to his, we're all past that. now, obviously, but you get sucked into the new cycle, like you do a reality TV show. And I think there's a correlation there. I agree. There's also a lot more crossover happening. We see a lot more reality stars are running for office. You've got this guy Spencer Pratt, who was the villain and

the psycho on the hills. He's running for mayor of L.A. and he's a serious contender. We've got the girl name is he, I don't know, actually, what his political leanings are. I would think, Maga, L.A. L.A. wouldn't work. Okay. Yeah, I don't think so. There's this girl named Farah. She was famous from teen mom on MTV.

She's an idiot. And she signed up to run in, I want to say Texas. And on TMZ Live, she said, yeah, I just, I filed or I'm going to file. And the guy goes, you know that the race isn't for two years. She didn't even. And she goes, oh, I didn't know that. Like, they're idiots. And they get steam because people like the reality TV and the politics.

Well, look at Donald Trump. And it's scary. Yes, he is a reality TV. Duffy of the Transportation, Secretary of Transportation, he's from a reality show. That's how he got his start. And so, and then if you look at like, HECSeth, Fox News is reality TV. Yeah. You know, it is just judge whatever the crazy drunk drug drug here.

Yeah, that's reality TV. Yeah. And so Trump himself, reality TV. So I think there's a huge, I'm sure that there's been papers, I'm sure we're very late to this. And I've thought about it for a long time. But I think there's just this societal collapse surrounding these things. And maybe if we prayed in the parking lot. Right.

Beforehand, if we did a little pre-prayer worship, but you know what, they are strike that. They are doing that before they go into. work at the White House. They're actually adding some tongue talking into it and guess what? Not working. Not working. Oh, and I did see at the White House they're doing praise worship jams. I saw a video of that and guess what? I've done my analysis on all of it not working. Furthermore, I saw a photograph of Donald Trump after the Iran war with like, I don't know, 25 white dudes around him. I mean, crusty, cracker, saltine, the worst of the worst. You know the worst. The worst. You know the worst. The word soft serve is, I mean, when I saw it, but anyway, they did this incredible prayer

slash photo shoot, all of them around the president. And guess what? I've concluded it's not working at all. And so I don't think there has ever been an argument against performative prayer like there is with the Maga Christians and this particular president because I see it constantly backfiring. I see more deaths, more destruction, more inflation, more unsafe environments. It's just an absolute shit show. And it's really, it's really, I'm just going to go ahead and submit my thesis right now. Maga prayer backfires. I stand by it. I'm presenting it as fact. Right news. Maga prayer does the opposite of what you want. Yeah. Or maybe that's what they do want. Maybe it is a death cult.

I think it is a death cold. I was going to say, have not been established. All right. We never got to our callers. But for those of you that want to be callers, you don't actually call. You can go onto your phone and you go to Instagram and you go to watch how cute Toby is here. I love that with his tongue. And you go to I've had it and you go to I've had a podcast and you hit the microphone.

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