Episode 548: Jim Reviews WWE Bash In Berlin
00:04Like the midnight and the rock and roll.He's in a fight for wrestling soul,using a racket and some mind control.He's Jim Connest.The keys to the future, held by the past and with tag deep art.Free edition today, the WWE has bashed Berlin,and we've got the full report here.Plus, we're going to talk about snakes and clucks and sunny king and so much more.
01:15And joining me, Hawaiian Brian the podcasting line,King of the Arcadian Vanguard podcast network,Mr. co-host to you,he's the Sergeant Shultz to my Colonel Klink,the great Brian Last, everybody.Aloha, Jim.I don't know if I would be on that side,but it's a pleasure to be here once again
01:34for another packed episode.We're going to Berlin today,and we're staying in Berlin today, I guess.That's really the end of the show, isn't it?Well, we're in Berlin.And we can't get across the wall through the gate.whatever the case.Another record gate.
01:51Another record gate.Another record gate.It's like the third time this year they announced the biggest gate in history.And again, it's the biggest gate in the country.It's the biggest gate in history.It's the biggest gate in the world.It's the biggest gate in the universe.And the people cheer.
02:10Think about this, Brian.Somebody said this on Twitter.I don't know who it was or I would credit them.They are getting the people who had to.pay the most money ever to cheer that they had to pay the most money ever to see this fuckingshow.Now think about that.You know, it's crazy.
02:29I mean, it really does change wrestling.It was always kind of a working class ticket buyer.And that's not the case anymore.Part of it is they're priced out.But part of it is the people with the money are willing to pay.Well, and that's the thing is that now, you know, the WWE going around the world andnot only being able to draw these crowds and these major megalopolisesand get the payments from the state governments or country governments or what province, whatever,
03:01before it was about repetition.In your territory, you develop a fan base and get people watching your TVand you give them shows every week or every two weeks or every month at the arena.and you keep them coming backand even more on the big shows, buy tickets.And you had to make them affordable the ticketsbecause people were payinganywhere from 12 to 52 times a year
03:32to see your shows in that particular town,but now they can,they can just go all over the world.So now it's like Ringling Brothers.You know, it's a big day.They come to town, they, you know.No, it's bigger than that.because Ringling Brothers was never able to upscale their ticket prices the way
03:52WWE does.Well, that's true because they wanted the little children to come.Right.And they were willing to mistreat the elephants to get them to come in.Why do you have to make this a downer of a segment?Well, no, I'm not a good conversation here.Well, hey, some of them elephants.Some of them elephants deserved it.
04:12Fucking pricks.That's not what I meant either.But no, and actually the circus in those days was like, if they had,a circus these days.You know, maybe Cirque de Soleil.But it was the same kind of thing is that you wanted the kids and the families to come,and that way they'd come every year just instead of, you know, every week or whatever.But now you've got to mortgage your house.
04:36There has to be at least like one elephant.It's like, please don't send me back to the fucking jungle.Please let me keep doing this.Oh, yeah.Some of them are lazy.And they get used to domestic living and they don't want to go back to the jungle.and fight the white hunters with the lightning sticksthat come to take their tusks.
04:56All right, this has been happy talk.Well, anyway, no, you started this.How were you talking about elephants?What were you talking about?Record gates and how, you know, this is Vince's...Then why were we talking about ivory hunting?Well, you brought up Ringling Brothers,and everyone always compared what Vince McMahon was trying to do
05:13to Ringling Brothers, as opposed to the weekly territorieslike you talked about,come into town a few times a year, but scoop up the entire audience to see the biggest show onearth.Yeah, well, and now it's more like the Rolling Stones.Well, they're doing it better than Vince.Do you think Vince could appreciate that?Do you think he could sit back and realize they're doing it better than I could?
05:38Boy, I think he's probably, he realizes that they are.But at the same time, he's thinking, well, if I'd have stuck around, I would have, yeah, I don't know.I don't know if he can bring himself to say, wow, I should have got out of the way before I did.I don't know if that thought will ever hit him.Has it ever seemed so well-tuned?Well, no.And part of this is these people are used to the people that run movie studios.And, you know, these major goddamn deals, it was still at heart, even though he found
06:16wonderful people to work in the office and et cetera, et cetera, as we've talked.about it was still kind of rooted in a wrestling company and vince's didn't want to do internationalpay-per-views didn't you know the the time difference the the the meltdown mentally that he hadabout just going off the beam with these goofy gimmicks over the last 10 years all that stuffthey're you know now they're like fuck we can maximize everything and we don't have to worryabout the billionaire coming in and wanting somebody to bark like a dog.But I don't know whether he will ever be able to come to terms with, yeah, geez,I may have been the last few years.
07:05I was holding them back.You could definitely say the combination of Paul Levec and Nick Con is just, you know,the best thing that company could have asked for post-Vince.Well, yeah, because Triple H has the wrestling mind even more thanVince because he was afan of and student of things that Vincescoffed at.And so he's more wrestling, but at the same time
07:31these people are morebig business. They're used to paying peoplemillions of dollars to do shit, but they figure out a wayto make a profit on it.And they don't care about, on the pay-per-view,which we'll get to later on,they were talking aboutyou know, a revolution
07:50and pro and West Sad extreme wrestling in Germany. Vince, what the fuck? No, but they're giving thesepeople's backgrounds. Before they came here to the biggest show on earth, they had excelled inother places. They even mentioned, punk won his first Ohio Valley wrestling title in astrap match. They even mentioned that for fuck's sake. So it's, you know, again, they don't give it,They know they're so far ahead that there's no reason not to acknowledge85 or 90% of the fucking wrestling in the world.Maybe with one glaring exception.Hey, you know, I got the rodeo on in the background on CBS right now.
08:38You know what sucks if you're a big rodeo fan?You can never be the hat fan.Now what now?You can never be like, hey, hat guy's here.You can never be that guy because everyone has a hat on.Well, then you need to be the guy that comes in with a hat on a hat.I see now it works.I guess it works in that case.
08:55And it would work in that anyway, but nevertheless, we're going to talk aboutBash and Berlin later on, and we're going to talk about ticket prices later on.But I've got some news from right here in River City, the metropolitan Louisville area.Did you hear about this on the news?Is this the story everyone's been sending me?Well, I don't know because I haven't even brought it up yet.What story have they been sending you?I have an article here from WDRB.
09:23That's Gilbert Corses channel.That's where Mark Weinberg tells us the weather.Police looking for person who...Police looking for person who's allegedly been poopingon a porch in old Louisville.Is that the story you were going to talk about?That's not the story, but give me more detailsbecause I haven't even heard about this one.
09:44The Louisville Metro Police Department is looking at,for someone who's accused of repeatedly pooping on the same person's porch.The person has allegedly been pooping on a porch in Old Louisville.There are at least two reports filed from the person who lives in the area.Another was taken by an officer Wednesday.It's unknown at this time what the suspect looks like.What the suspects look like.But they do know what he's been eaten.
10:15Roger Dowell lives across the street and saw it happen.Here's a quote,Old Louisville, man, you're going to see some,you see everything out here.I just happened to be outside,and a white guy walked up,he was looking around,he looked like he was going into the apartment,
10:35he looked at the window,he looked out,and he started crapping.It happened early Tuesday morning,the guy is wearing a t-shirt, gray basketball shorts, and socks on the front porch.He appears to look around, do his business, walk away, and then come back and do it again.And the second time he rang the doorbell.Back to Mr. Dow with a quote, literally started crapping like, boom!
11:06And I was getting, he got up, walked off, and went back down the street.the homeowner did not want to speak with WDRB on camerabut shared the video with usand of course anyone with information is asked to callcrime tip the oh excuse me the anonymous crime tip line502574 LMPDActually they have a special numberIt's 1,800 poopers
11:31So this isn't the story I thoughtNo this one I thought maybe it was youIt was what be the homeowner or the crapperThe crapperWell, everybody should know that couldn't possibly be me.My knees are so bad.I can't fucking squat and shit.Like there's a guy across street watching.
11:49I watched a whole thing happen.Yes, I saw the whole thing, officer.I didn't say a thing.He pulled his pants down.I didn't say, get out of here.I didn't say anything.But, uh, you could have, you know, you would think that an across-the-street neighbor,not a next-door neighbor, but across the street neighbor at least say, hey,
12:06quit shitting on my neighbor's porch.I would do that for the people next door to me.Remember, and Hank next door bless him, he's gone now.Who used to come over and shit on my walk all the time?I would just grab him by the collar and take him back over, cross through the fence.Here's the video, yep.Oh, they've got the video.Is it graphic video, viewer discretion advised?
12:36It's a man pulling down his pants and squatting down, and they put the blurred sur.over his ass while he's shooting.Poop.How do you feel about poop being the official word used and pooping and pooper all over thisstory?Like that's the official, that's what the news uses?That's the thing.You couldn't have done that 30 years ago.
12:59They wouldn't allow you to say poop on the news.I don't think on television in general, at least local television.The networks might have been able to get away with it every now and then.but no, you never heard anybody say poop on TV.The defecator.The defecator got away.Yes.If that story had been done back in the 70s by Mort Crem on WHAS television news,
13:27it would have said police are looking for a man who left excrement.A man's front porch earlier today.And there would have been no double ontonement.no giggles, no eye rolls, he would have read it straight.Police are still looking for the defecator.Prime suspect, Vince McMahon.Oh, now you got to bring everything back.I thought there was a pause on that.
13:56While they paused the lawsuit and paused everything for the federal investigation,we're pausing...That doesn't pause the defecation.We're pausing puns.It doesn't pause the defecation.No, no, he's constipated, too.They say, you can't take a dump.until this fucking federal investigations
14:12and then we can all go back to our normal habits.But anyway, no, there was another new storythat involved the Louisville Metro Police Department todaythat I heard about that I wanted to tell you about.A woman, apparently this woman wassomewhere out by the Bluegrass Parkwaysouth of town here earlier this morningand a woman comes up to her and tries to
14:40carjacker carwhile her kid is inside.Andapparently the police were called and intervenedand arrested thisattempted carjackerin some fashion. I don'tthink there was a chase. I don't think she got away
14:58with it, but nevertheless... Did she get in the car?Well, I just saw the brief clip that there wasan attempt made.Perhaps, you know,she was partially in and partiallyout and who knows what, but the cops nabbed her.And in the course of arresting her, the question came up,why did you try to carjack this woman's car and her kid?
15:23And the perpetrator said, Kanye West told her to do it.Is it RoccoCon?No.And it actually wasn't even Kanye West in person.because, and this is a quote from the arrest report,Kanye West told her to do it telegraphically.All right.No, oh yeah, that's fucking hilarious.
15:55That's the Louisville education system for you, folks.Oh, no, come on.We don't know that she was born here.You're pooping or jacket.They're jacket and pooping like.they were in San Diego, but no, telegraphically.Telegraphically, not...That's hilarious.
16:13Do you think the pooper should use the same argument?Kanye West told me to do it.To it through mental telegraphically.Mental telegraphically.All right.Wow, well, I'm glad the lady...Well, I thought it was funny.I'm glad the lady and her kid are safe.
16:27That's the most important thing.I'll have you know also.You should not be making mockery of me anyway.Shut up now.Don't be doing Jerry Lewis.this is a serious topic I'm going into herebecause I survived another home invasion yesterday.I had a near-death experience
16:47was in danger and fear for my life.And fortunately, I was able to subdue the interloperand dispose of him in quick fashion.But you're not even worried about mein this heroic thing that I did?Explain more. This is news to me, and it's certainly an interesting story. Let's hear more about it.Well, I like to have the air filter, the furnace filters, air conditioning filters, same difference.I like to have them changed every 60 days here at the castle because it's the allergy capital of the world.
17:26As you can tell. And so yesterday, being nigh upon the first of the month, it's time to change the furnace filters.and I go downand the very first one I'm going to changeis in the utility room off the bardownstairsand that's where the you knowthe furnace is there the water heaterthe water softener
17:50various things that make the place runand I go in thereand I start to lean over and change the filterand I look in the cornerunderneath thecarpet shampooHoor, and there's a fucking snake.And what the fuck?
18:12Like a little tiny snake?Well, what do you call a little tiny snake?Like a little, like a little, kind of little snake.I don't know what to say.A little tiny snake.Well, this son of a bitch, if I had allowed him to stretch all the way out,it was probably 18 to 24 inches.And that's too big to be in the house.
18:35And so I said, oh, shit.shit and i got my sock feet onyou cut its head off of an axe well hold on i got no axe that's it i got my i got my i got mysock feet on is what i did brian i had i had socks on i was in my sock feet as my mother used to sayand i've got a goddamn air filter in my hand and i'm looking around for a weapon and i lookand around the corner is the fireplace a fireplace poker but god damn it that's awfulblunt, you've got to be precise.And what if he decides to fucking scurry?
19:14And then he gets under something, I can't get to him.I'll have to sell the fucking house.There's a snake in the house.So I do the Peter Griffin, I back out slowly.And he's not moving.He's just laying there.And then I sprint up the stairs and through the kitchen in the TV room and out into thegarage and I grab a pointed shovel.
19:36and then I run back downand as I come around a cornerI peek around and therethe son of a bitch still isand I sneaked up on himslowly I turnedstep by stepinch by inch I crept up on him
19:55and right as he started to look up at meboom down I come with the shoveland I missed him with the point of itand took a big chunk out of the conventcreep floor and the fuckingthingstarts fucking curlingand going and I go oh and I got
20:14boom the second one I gotI went with the side of itand I got him right in the middleand both ends are squirmingand I'm a sawinand he's a squirming and I'm abam bam a little bit in the middleand that's I cut the son of a bitch and a half
20:30both ends were still moving aroundwhich scientificallythey will tell you is muscularcontractions because that's all the snake isis a big long muscle.So Jay keeps going.Exactly. Butin this instance it was freaky
20:46because I'm trying to kill this thing and now there's two of them.And then I began tofucking hit him with the shovel as a bluntinstrument. Pum, boom,and then it started flatteninghim out and et cetera, et cetera.It's about as big around as my little fingerI'll have you know.
21:06And now I got a, then I got tongs and picked him up and put him in a garbage and carted him off,but now I've got to, because we're used to mice.Every once in a while, you'll get a mouse interloper in the crawl space,which is right where he was next to there.But I've had my crawl space cleaned and vapor locked,and now I'm going to have it goddamn spray foam insulated.Because I think he got through.were the
21:38the heating and airgentlemenvented my newfurnace when last theyreplaced itand there's a place there if you don'tif you haven't sealed it up just properlythere could be
21:53a goddamn hole big enough for something like that to happenI was not pleased about thathave you ever had a snake in your houseyou're not you should be goingoh my GodI can't imagine what it would be likeHave a snake in my house or something like thatYeah we've had a few small ones actually
22:13The Pest Control Professional was just recently hereAnd he took one out of one of the traps in the garageBut last yearOne of the crazyI don't even know if I ever talked about it on the airThere was a snakeThey got caught in like a spider web in the garage in the cornerOh good Lord
22:29And for weeks the spider was killing the snakeAnd the snake wouldn't dieIt was insaneThe fuck you left it there?for weeks.For we, I had to see how this was going to turn out.I didn't want to end it.And then I have no conclusion because then just one day it was all gone.
22:45Like one day, one day, and I think it was like a weird thing where like ready refreshwe're here to give me a new taste of water and all of a sudden it was gone.Like they may have politely cleaned it out.I don't know.But I never got a conclusive answer.But after three and a half weeks, the snake was still alive.Stuck in a web off the ground.Hasn't been eating.
23:07anything that I could see. You came home to that house every day from whoever you were outharassing. What? In your daily life and there was a snake and a giant fucking mutant spiderin the corner of a goddamn garage and you just looked at it, left it there. I wouldn't have beenable to sleep a fucking wink. Spider and snake. It wasn't an abnormally large spider. Well,I don't care. There's a snake there too. That magnifies it. And then sometimes yousee the snake? And again, it's a small snake, and you'd lean in the look, and its mouth would be open,and then the tongue would come out. Like, fuck, it's still alive. How was this happening?You're leaning in to look. What if that had been a goddamn fucking, what is those with the,
23:53the viper? One of those, whatever, whatever, where the tongue comes out and gives you thepump, it gives you the poison and you're paralyzed. And then those fighter was pretty sure this wasn'ta viper. I was pretty sure this wasn't a viper. I was pretty sure this wasn't a viper.we don't get vipers in the garages here in New Jersey noI'm telling you what my next step would have been an explosiveif I couldn't have fucking got that some bitch and he'd got under the guyback in the crawl space I would have had to call the policeor some goddamn wildlife expert to come out here
24:26because there's no way I could coexist knowing that it was therewell I had some comfort that the snake had it I mean that the spider had himand the spider wasn't going to likeand then one day was all gone.And I was so pissed.I'm pretty sure that your water people probably say,oh my God, we'll save these people's livesbecause this fucking crackpot that lives here
24:48obviously is not in control of his faculties.It has left these dangerous wildlife verminto fucking prosper here in his garage.Spiders are our friends.They help us.This is a great example of spiders,helping people.Well, how do you know that the snake wasn't,
25:08he was snake was trying to protect you from the spider?The spider was so preoccupied with the snake for weeks,and he couldn't give up.He kept having to create new webs because the snake would slither around,but it was off the ground.So it was moving violently when it could,and the spider would just have to make the web tighter and tighter and tighter.It was extraordinary.
25:29So what you're saying is...There was no ending to it.Two criminal entities.We're trying to invade your home and were engaged in a battle to the death to see which one would survive to enter your home and kill you and your family.And you were excited about watching this procedure.That's not what I'm saying.I don't even know how you got there.There are no criminal entities involved in this.
25:57Well, there certainly was ill-agent involved on behalf of the spider and the snake.The snake is going to bite you because it's a snake.And the spider's going to bite you because it's a spider.And if it's the poisonous brown recluse spider,well, your days have come to an end.Isn't this the perfect example of what you would want in your garage,the kind of protection you would want?If a snake gets in, before it gets too deep,
26:26the spider grabs them.That's it.What if the spider has no snakes?What if the snakes hear about this through the snake grapevine and say,fuck, stay away from his house?then the spider's got nothing to doand it starts looking upstairsto those warm-blooded entities.
26:42The spider ain't going upstairs.That ain't happening.But I don't know what started either.Like was the spider looking for food and a snake...Was the snake looking for food and a spider grabbed them?Or, uh...Why are we still talking about this?Let me ask you what this sounds like.
26:58What do you...Can you hear this?What was that?No, what was that?Do you know what you ought to hear it again?Yes.please.Hold on.
27:10What the hell is that?105 p.m.my new clock.Remember I told you?It's 104.It's not even correct.Well, that's just because there's a...See, you're farther east than I am.
27:27At minute will show up over here eventually.No, you're saying you have it before I do.Oh, well, it's going the other way.See, it's west-east.I forgot.But no, the other day I told you that my clock on my day,It was flummoxing.It was malfunctioning, and I couldn't tell what time it was,
27:46because part of the LED display was not displaying the LEDs.And so if it was 1241, it might look like 1211,and I wouldn't know the fucking difference.So, Chad, Chad Keeney from Fayetteville, West Virginia,came to my rescue because he had ordered a,digital clock for his desk for the same reason, because the old one was fugging up, and theyaccidentally sent him two clocks. And when he registered this issue with the company, they said,well, it was our mistake, so keep it. So instead of keeping it for his own greedy selfie,
28:31forwarded it over to me. And I had the reason why it's the talking clock is because I'll have,you know, I've interacted with Chad before,done a cameo for him back a couple of years ago.He is the first blind entrepreneurto take over the rest areas in West Virginiaas the, as they say down south, the soda pop distributor.He's a Pepsi representative,so he can't get the Sprite zero,
29:09but they have Starry Zero,which is of course thethe Pepsi brand equivalent apparently.I've not heard of the Starry Zero.I never heard a Starry before.Well, we got to try that.Well, you do.But, well, and all for heaven's sake now,
29:26you could certainly take a sip and let me know whether or not.I'm not a Sprite of aficionado.I add nothing to this.Well, anyway, I wanted to thank Chad from Fayetteville, West Virginia,for his gift to me so that nowI can see and hear what time it is around here.That's one of the greatest lines.W.C. Fields fucking talking to his stooge.
29:56He's maligning his son-in-law and he says,ah, that guy, he's so stupid, he doesn't know what time it is.And the other guy says, what time is it?I don't know.Anyway.we want to thank Chad for thatandspeaking of ticket prices as we were earlier
30:18we got sent an emailwho is this from AdamI'm an Australiansee they even type with an accenthey I'm an Australianhe's thewhat date is this Brian thatthe type is so tiny
30:37I'm trying to click on this but they'recoming to Australia, it's February, right?I don't see a date on it.But that's their big event.February, correct.Is this their big stadium event?That is their Australian stadium event, Grand Slam, correct.Okay, can you, since you're better at it than I am,
30:56can you Google FI how much an Australian dollar equals in American dollarsso that we can give our United States listeners some friends,of reference for this, what we're going to talk about here.The Australian dollar, one Australian dollar is equal to 68 United States thought, wait,that can't work that way.What?No.68 cents.
31:22So 68 cents equals one dollar Australian.Okay.That's about what Canada and the U.S. used to be back in the early 90s when they would pay usfrom the Toronto office.Every time we worked a Canadian event, we'd get paid in Canadian dollars and it was worthlike two-thirds ofAmerican dollar.Which conversely is why the Hart family
31:44were living like fuggingkings and farting through silk becausethey earned most of their moneyin America and they would getpaid in American dollars and it was likea dollar 30 for every dollarwhen they went home to Calgary.But nevertheless, so help me
32:00do the math here. If theAustralian dollar isworth about two-thirds,then we're going todeduct a approximately 30% off of these ticket prices for the, for the American mind to comprehend,right?So the all-elite front row VIP package, would you like to know what you get when you buy this one,Brian?
32:31Yeah, what do you get?You get one seat in the first row, his first row ticket.and your own AEW branded folding chair to take home,you also get an exclusive inside the ring chatfrom AEW personalities and photo opportunities with an AEW star.And there's already an asterisk.Talent is subject to change and not announced in advance.Say a letter.
33:04Kim Sabian and the dark order, everyone.come in and chat with fucking, yeah.Eishy is ready for conversation.And you get in the pre-show functionwith a one-hour beverage package and light refreshments.So apparently they're going to put it,there's probably, depending on their ringside setup,there's 20 to 25 seats in the front row on each side.
33:35so you're talking 80 to 100 peopleand they get in ayou know some room where they've set upthe fucking iron brewor whatever they've got over thereexclusive pre-showring walkand a once in a lifetime
33:51selfie photo next to the ringwhat's a ring walk you have to actually walk in the ringthey're gonna let the people come earlyand walk down the aisle to the rigand have their picture takenwith their own fucking phone next to the ringI never heard that phrase before, a ringwalk.Well, that's because I don't know that anybody's ever done this before
34:12because they're thinking, these fucking people in Australia,we've never been there, we're going to milk them for everything we can get, right?You get a $50 merchandise voucher or merchandise item,which is valid in all merchandise retail outlets within the venue on the day of the event.a commemorative eventLanyardWe used to make those at Camp Mountain LakeLanyards
34:43The fucking thing around your neckAnd hard cardSo they're making up the little passRightAnd with a string around this stuffOkay a lanyardWith a bag of them that's 25 centsGet the fucking thing laminated
35:01You might have 50 cents in that.that. Letting them walk to the ring is free. They're taking the picture with their own phone.They've got a dollar in that pre-show function. They rented the goddamn function room in thestadium and they're going to go to, they're going to buy some soft drinks. Yeah, it said beveragepackage and then it also said, what, soft refreshments. So that doesn't really. Well, a one-hourbeverage package and light refreshments. I don't know what a one, all you can drink in an hour,What is a one hour?And if it's light refreshments, is it all you could drink soda?
35:37I don't know.But early entry into the venue and merchandise stand access,so you could be the first one in line to spend more money with us.Before we sell out of all the limited merch we brought,you get to go and buy it.On-site VIP host to assist you with event day queries,some production stooges that we're paying already anyway.So they have, the chat.
36:03with the personality and a photo opportunitywith they have nothing in this rightthey have none they've rentedthe party room otherwise they've got a dollarbesides the ticket in thisit's all justtaking people around where they're already going to be1199
36:22and 90 centsAustraliangive me that one more time119990is equal to $811.and $73.Well, there you go.
36:39So the front row tickets are $800 a piece.And I got to give it to them because they've,the $50 merchandise voucher or merchandise item,that's just, it's a loss leader to try to try to get you to spend more moneyat the merchandise stand when they let you into it early.So they figured out a way that we'll goddamn give these people shit that it doesn't cost usanything.All t-shirts are $40.
37:11Here's a $20 gift certificate.You have to spend money one way or another.Yeah.Well, because think of it is $50, you take 30% off of that.So it's really like you're giving them $35 bucks American.All right.So then they also, this is out of order.Ah, then the next level down is reserved seat.
37:34Oh, and you're taking home a folding chair.I'm sorry.Yes, also in that.So since they've bought hundreds of those cushions to go in those chairs,what can the chairs be?20 bucks if you're buying 500, maybe.Anyway, rows 2 through 4 is the premium reserved,and you get the chat, but apparently not the photo op,
38:03you get a pre-show function with a drink on arrival, light refreshments,and access to a private cash bar.Here, here's your own line that you can give us more money.It's like Russia.What is that?You take your hard-earned money, we give you a place to spend it,and then you spend more, and we give you more,more ways to spend your money on us.
38:24It's ridiculous.$50 merchandise voucher.commemorative eventlanyard hard card early entry to the merchandisestand and on-site VIP accessor host to assist youand thatis 99999
38:43so we're talking what about6776and 43 centsthat's exactly what I was going to saywhere's the like party with Tony optionwell maybe we're getting therewe're getting there because we still got more VIPso five through rows five through
39:05eight you get the chairan event lanyard and cardand the same production stoogeto assist you that's itfor 749 90you know I'm starting to think at thatthat front row ain't too bad of a deal because nowyou're in row eight for what
39:28$507. $507. $5.307.You're at the eighth row for $500 you get to take home the chair and a fucking lanyard.So I'm thinking the front row is probably the way to go here.And then the premium fan VIP package is you get a premium reserved seat in sections 324 to 319.early entry into the merchandise stand, $50 voucher,and commemorative lanyard,and VIP Bar Lanes, get drunk Quigger.Now, here's what they've done here.
40:09That is $4.99.The people that are buying rows 5 through 8 in ringside for $7.49.They don't even get the $50 voucher.This is $338.18.Jesus Christ.All righty.And yeah, and I think that's the bottom that they've got talked about right.No, no, no.
40:36There's an add-on package.43980, you get entry to the meet and greet and backstage tour on Saturday morning.Snap a photo with some of your favorite AEW superstars, behind-the-scenes tour,And Busham at the hotel.What is this?Behind the scenes tour around the video, around the video, around the venue.This print is so small.So for another 43980, whatever that works out to, you can go to the meet and greet
41:14and snap a photo of some of your favorite superstars.Talent is subject to change and not announced in advance.and have a tour of whatever the, around the venue.How much is that one?43980.You can add it on to these other things you've bought.That's a $297.502 add on.Woo.
41:40VIP packages are a way a lot of musicians make a killing on the road.A lot of companies like LiveNation make a killing on the road.Wrestling doing them, WWE does stuff like that.They've been doing giveaway chairs since like WrestleMania 10.That's the right thing to do.AEW is a challenger brand, as they always remind us.It shouldn't be the same things.It should be get fucked up with Tony Con,
42:02$5,000 ringside ticket,wander around with Moxley.A thousand dollars,it should be higher prices and crazier perks.But good perks.Perks that make the company different.I mean, I'm not even joking.It should be like when they had like,
42:19win a date a party with Van Halen.That's what it should be.spend the night with Tony KongNo, I agree with youBut that's the thingAs you mentioned it earlierWho's it going to beThe get your picture with a AEW superstar
42:33Hey meet Kip SabianThey're notRightGuaranteeing anyone or anythingAnd the things that they are telling youThey'll give youCost them absolutely nothingAnd like I said
42:46It turned out the front rowsProbably the best dealBecause you're in fuck upup to goddamn bleachers for $500, $600 if you added on the meet and greet.I think they should jack the prices up and make it more unique.Be the referee for one match on the show.The referee's terrible.You wouldn't lose anything.
43:07You create a wonderful fan experience.Maybe they can find somebody better to replace Knox.Well, there you go.It can't be worse than that.That's the point.Any wrestling who watches wrestling can do better than that.Oh, but that's...You know what?
43:22That may be their saving great.Make themselves a fantasy camp for where the wrestlers or where the fans can comeand interact with these supposed wrestlers because then the problem is you wouldn't beable to tell many of them apart.Who would they send out at the end of the thing?They might lose half their talent roster.Are you one of the fans?Where are you from?
43:42No, I'm the TNT champion.What are you talking about?You know, I would like to see if anyone has it, just for a comparison sake, what didW.W.E charge in Germany, France, wherever it may be, what are their VIP packages and what are the costs?Well, and I'm sure that, especially in France, because it was an indoor arena and I think, or not France, but Germany just now, what I'm trying to say, it was an indoor arena and they had 13,000 people and it was sold out.So they were obviously high prices per head. But Tony and his merry band of pranksters.are trying to run a stadium in Australia,which, as we said, then, you know,
44:28traffic from across the border is limited in Australia to air travel.So, you know, you're trying to draw from that specific population,which, yes, it is the first time ever,but we've also heard their television is not super strong in Australia.A point is, wouldn't you be trying to find a balance between,since he's not concerned about making a huge profit,it doesn't seem like anywhere else,find a balance between what they'll pay
45:02and what's kind of fair to get to most number of people in the building?Or then are the people right in the section above the VIP premium section 324 fansgoing to be paying 2495 by the time the showtime comes around,then isn't that going to cause some ill feelings?Why, you know...That's the conundrum.You want to be able to sell high-priced tickets to people with money.Everyone does that who tours, every sort of form of entertainment.
45:38But again, what we were talking about earlier,wrestling in a lot of ways is priced out the working class.And you don't see that anymore.of AW, for instance, goes to a town, and they have situations like these Australian prices,if they can get people to sell out ringside with that, you know, you still have to worryby getting more people in there than that.And that's where you have to wonder about the ticket prices and the marketing.WW doesn't have to worry about getting a family.
46:08They just have to worry about getting people with disposable income.Well, and there's so many of them.because they're the worldwidewhat was Vince is theworldwide leader in sports entertainmentthey're the worldwidebrand now that's kind of acknowledgedand they're tied into the UFC
46:27which has already been doingyou know what international shit for years and yearsand againthey'rethey're owned and operated by Hollywood nowso they're going to be able to getwith almost anything.But I'm just saying,
46:46when do the tickets go on sale?These are advertised,but we have,I didn't see that the tickets are on,on sale date.When will we know what is going to,that's a good question.Let me see what I can find out.
46:59Because I, hold on,I lost my place here,but I,because it's screenshotsis what I'm seeing ofthe fellow trying to buy these tickets.and it doesn't show me an on-sale day.According to the AEW website,
47:16the date is February 15, 2025 for Grand Slam, Australia.On-sale date coming soon.So marinate on this for a while,and we'll tell you when you can buy them shortly for these prices.I would have,if I'm telling peoplewhat that I'm selling and what they're going to have to pay,I want to be able to tell them exactly
47:42when they're going to be able to buy them,at the same time, or sometimes that people's first blush changes.You see what I'm saying?They're going to be in Australia.They just have breakd answers at Will Osprey.Should they book Raygun?You know, here's another.Well, there's another example of would you be able to tell
48:05whether Raygun was, you know, came into the fucking prisonand was just leaving?you don't know if she was one of the show or one of the inmatesI can't believe they're not saying hereand they will be on sale at such and such date at such and such specific timeand here's what we got becausethen you know how to make a decisionwhereas if they're giving these because the guy that emailed us was going
48:34like Jesus Christ and have to rob a bank to go hereyou know if everybody's just sitting onOh, fuck, these goddamn high ticket pricesand don't know when they're going to be able to buy themand if there's going to be, what the other cheaper prices might beif they just want to go and sit up in the nosebleed section,that gets people kind of rumbling in a bad way, doesn't it?It could.
49:03Well, anyway, that's how much it's going to cost you, ladies and gentlemen.Brian, are you saving up for that now?Are you going to start a Christmas account like they used to,in the old days at the bank, put in two bucks a week?Well, it would be a Hanukkah account for me,but no, I don't think this will be something I'll be saving up for.I don't plan to go to Australia for AEW,but I'll be watching it on TV.
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55:04bet on it with the official betting partner of the Jim Cornett experience Draf Kings.All right.Well, before we talk about the invasion of Germany,we have to mention that I just heard this, gosh, this morning on the internet,Sonny King passed away, 79 years old.And we'll talk about that in a second.That surprises me.But is this again, is this part of a curse with our show every time we tell a story
55:34about somebody something bad happens to him well again this is a little different i forget what evenbrought it up recently we talked to it was talking about buddy landell and mid south and then you knowit naturally went into the problems that they had but uh and that was the tail end of his careerand that's important to note because no that was the end of his career that was 84 was his last yearyeah i think that may have been the last place he worked actually and that's why i was said becausethat's 40 years ago that means he was 39 years old sunnyKing never exactly he never changed appearance and he had such a intimidating look and demeanor to himwhen he wanted to that you you didn't really have an age for him but his career was over as in part
56:23with what we'll talk about the attack that he suffered in North Carolina but he was only 39 yearsold and he was done, but he had had had a lengthy career before that and was on top in all kindsof places. It was 1971 that he and Jay Strongbo were the WWWF tag team champions, right?That's right. And he worked on top in the Carolinas in the early 70s.What, go ahead, what were you going to say? I was just going to say, and you never think of him as anortheast wrestler. And there he is.Well, and I'm not sure, truthfully and honestly, how he broke in, who trained him, you know, what his early career was like.But that was the first time that people in the magazines or people reading the magazines, you know, would have heard of Sunny King.
57:17But then, as I said, he worked in Carolinas on top.He made a vented with Johnny Valentine when Valentine came into territory.He was big in the Louisiana part of Leroy McGurk's territory.before it became Mid-South.And he was in and out of Memphis territorybecause he got to be,Jerry Jarrett thought the world of him,and they got to be good friends.
57:44And he was, I guess,from 1978 until1982 would have been his last run here,only four years,but he was here a lot of that period of time,both as a heel,a wrestler and a heel kind ofwrestler manager for Joe Leduc and Jean-Louis,
58:06who was the hangman, Neil Gway.It's always my favorite name.Jean-Louis.Well, no, specifically Lance Russell, like,Joe Lodook and Jean-Louis, it's just that.Yeah, and they spelled it because at first they were spelling it like L-O-U-I-S,like you would in French, right?But then all the fans were reading it in the newspaper ad and started calling him
58:29John Lewis.so thenthen they startedspelling itJohn LouisL-O-U-I-Elike Huey-Dooie and Louieand here's this giant
58:42325-pound beardedguy well there's John Louisso it justbut that was Frenchto the fans in Tennesseeyou knowbut anyway he was a managerfor them and then he came back
58:55while lateras a baby faceand he worked a lotlot as partners with Ricky Morton.Ricky Morton loved him because, you know, we've talked about, especially the last coupleyears of Sonny's career and how, you know, physically and in the ring, he was difficultto work with, not attitude-wise, but just his style was very unorthodox.And he had lost a few steps by that point.
59:24But he was a very intelligent guy.And he'd been in the business and worked on top in a variety of places.he taught Ricky a lot aboutpsychology and how things worked in otherterritory, things like that.And the reason whyJared wanted them as partners wasbecause he had high hopes for Ricky Morton
59:47and he wanted him to be able to learn so he would team him upwith guys like Sonny King and thenTojo had a part play early in Ricky's careerand then Ken Lucasbecause the veteran could teach.But anyway, Riggi loves Sonny.Wasn't it at that angle when Ricky was teaming with Big Red?Because I always felt so bad for Big Red.
01:00:09It was such a sympathetic thing where they just knock him to the ground and just tie himso he can't get up?Yeah.And then just beat the crap out of Ricky Morning with Sunny King and Tojo.Yes, yes.And Big Red was, if he was down without being tied up, he was almost immobile, right?So he could get up when he was tied.like with a shoe string or whatever.
01:00:31But that was, I spent the day with Sonny and Rickyin Memphis one time after TV,just taking picture.I had great pictures of them with the bridge over the riverand behind them and on Beale Street and all kind of shit.It we just did for the magazine.But that was the thing.As sunny, as I said, he worked on top
01:00:55most of the places he wentfor the first 10 years of his careerandin his in the 70she was a better athletebut I thinkhonestly it washe had a boxing background too
01:01:11so he would you knowincorporate that butit was just a veryunorthodox style that he hadand I thinkhis literate low key promoand just hisdemeanor and look and he
01:01:25looked like Isaac fucking Hayes, and that didn't hurt in the 70s.I think that's what got him over in a lot of places, and he was, what, six foot three and250 and, you know, in shape at a time when that, that was not as commonplace as it is today.When you see him in Mid-South and 84, if you had told me he was 45 years old, I wouldhave said, okay, I believe that easily.Yeah, because of how he'd been in, like I said, in 1971, he's already inmagazines, WWWF champions.So 13 years later, and he
01:02:00always looked like a grown adult.And he shaved in 84.So he looked like, somehow that made him look older than when he had to show him.And we're not talking about a shaved head.He was always bald, but the beard.He had a beard for a while.And like you said, it made him look older when he shaved his beard off.But anyway, I guess the thing we talked about the incident, or mentioned a minute ago,
01:02:25and we've talked about this beforeyou tried to find the promo on YouTubeand of courseof all things it's not therebut the best promo that Sonny ever didcame off againof a real life thingand this is pretty much
01:02:40what finished his careerand him being that youngbecause when he tried to come backit wasn't the sameas I said Sonny had worked inNorth Carolinaand he was visiting thereI'm trying to remember I think he
01:02:54Was he working here or had he just gone somewhere else?He spent some time in Florida too, but that was earlier in the 70s.He definitely wasn't working there in Mid-Atlantic when it happened.No, but I'm saying, was he working here?I'm trying to think.But the point is, he had gone to the Carolinas to visit just on a vacation or for some reason,and there was a show in Charlotte at the old Coliseum, and he went to visit some of the boys, right?And I've talked about how that, you know, especially a big crowd or whatever, the back door of the Coliseum,
01:03:32the guys had to go right to the side parking lot and get in their car.And if the fans were out there, you needed cops, whatever, and they would come to the back door also.The fans try to get in.And so there was one, you know, I can picture the classic old security guard at the Charlotte Coliseum,but there was one guard at one of the back doors and some drums.guys were trying to push their way in and get in free and he was trying to hold him backand sunny's just standing back there watch the fucking matches and sees this and goes tohelp the guard and one of these guys ends up having a knife and stabbing him
01:04:11I don't know how many fucking times but one of them actually pierced his heart rightso obviously this became a big news story amongst in the wrestling businessand I don't knowI can't even remember the date of thatI don't know how long he was outbut it was months and months and monthsand you knowthat that's that's kind of
01:04:36you know fan interaction you hadin the Carolinas back in those daysbut anywayfinally the best angle they ever didas I said Sonny was good friends with Jerry Jarrettand Jerry brought him backas a baby faceand this was
01:04:53it was probably spring 82-isham I am I closeI think that's about right yeahand basically had Sonnycome out and do an interview and tell the storyof how that he got stabbedand it punctured his heartand this sounds like a Meltzer Shepoopy deal
01:05:15but this was the truth and it actually can't happenthey did open heart surgery on himand the scar was like Jesus Christ,it was all the way down his chest and stomach.And they actually, the doctor held his heartin his hand and massaged itas they were repairing and doing whatever fuck they need to do.And he tells this whole story in that accent he's got,
01:05:43he was from Louisiana.And he had kind of that accentand also that that,that matter of fact voiceand then he said the reason whythat he was coming back to wrestlingwas for his son Larrybecause he did have a son named Larry
01:06:01and he would be a nice kid he'd probably be45 years old now or whateverbut he used to bring him to the matchessometimeand Sonny's license plateback when nobody had a vanity plateback in those days was Larryand he did this promo
01:06:18about how he wanted his son to seehim wrestle again and blah blah so he's coming back and he's doing this for larryand ho that registered right and i mean it didn't sell out to mid south coliseumbut it was a it was the best one of the best usages of a real-life tragedythat wasn't in bad taste that i've ever seen in wrestling and you know but the problem isat that point, just I don't knowhow else it might have affected him, buthis in ring was, it just
01:06:56wasn't there anymore.And then the reason why he got spot in Louisianawas not only becausedog had left and they tried, they triedeverybody else, right, as we've talked about.But Sonny was from Louisiana.I'm pretty sure it was living there at the time.And Dundee was booking and Dundee knew him from Memphis
01:07:16and thought, well, let's try.and see if, you know, if Sunny can do anything anymore.And it didn't work.But yeah, it's amazing that he was only 39 years old at that time.Well, there it is, Sunny King.And again, shocking about how young he was.You say that about someone who dies in their 70s, but still, you would have thought he was alot older.
01:07:42Well, yeah, because it was, so he was on top in Madison Square Garden in 1972, thatwould he would that's 52 he would have been 26 27 so that is you know amazing and something youdon't think about and because of that incident his career ended right about the time of homevideo really exploding and then 1984 comes and boom boom boom and you know by that time he's he'sdone the other thing is everyone looks younger now everyone dresses younger you know youused to be like you grew up and then you started dressing like an adult and like the rock stars gotto wear whatever they want.Well, but what about people's faces?
01:08:26I mean, they weren't back in those days.People weren't taking a stick to other people's faces just here, ugly you up.Boom, boom, boom.And they looked more mature and older and, you know, more stentorian looking type of visages.I'm using large words and phrases.But now everybody looks like they're fucking 12.You have a brain surgeon.It looks like a goddamn Boy Scout.
01:08:54The fuck.My new doctor is a little too energetic, I think, for his own good.Why do you say that?Well, he just, he's always happy.I don't want happy die.I want serious doctors.Anyway, but whatever happened to Sunny, we send our condolences out.I guess we should wrap that up.
01:09:16But anyway, I want to make a,a plea here before we go any furtherI wantand Brian you can help me outwhat are the kids call themif you email me but you don't want yourreal name to be read on the airsend it from your burner account
01:09:36is that is that the thing the kids sayno they don't say that they say send $50no no I want people no here's this I wantand they can send it towell if theysend it to cornywhat's that drive-thru emailbecause I'll never see them
01:09:54corny drive-thru at gmail.comall right corny drive-thru at gmail.comand then you'll see them and you'll send them to meand you don't have to reveal your real nameI want working industry professionalswhat is happening what are you talking about?No I'm I'm putting out a pleaa public plea here email
01:10:18that Corny drive-throughwhatever the fuck that Brian just saidat gmail.comThere you goand at C-O-R-N-Ythere's no E-E-N-C-R-E-E-N-E-C-E. Right?You didn't put an E-E-E in there, did you?Of course not.
01:10:34There's no E-E-C-C-O-E-E-C-O.Well, I didn't know whether you were on the same page or not.If you're a professional wrestler right nowin this goddamn business,I want to make upan assumed email address or express VPN or whatever you need to do.Or be a man.Well, if you want to have your name read and attach to your goddamn opinion, then you can say that
01:11:00to and we'll by God tell them how you feel.But I want somebody to tell them to explain to me how these people are thinking about theforearm exchange.Because I talked to recently, an industry profession.who is noted for training talents.And I'm not going to mention his name because he still trains talents.And I don't want to get any heat on him.Is it Johnny Rods?
01:11:30No, Johnny and I haven't spoken in several months.But I said, when the kids come to you or the young people come to youor whatever, these aspiring wrestlers or existing indie wrestlers that are trying to get better,what how do they explain why they're doing the fake forearm exchange class and class in point case in pointthe other night in aEW and hangnail page and he she did 85 forearms back and forth to each other to start thefucking match they all look fake if they connect it's one of those deals where it looks like shit and it hurtsthey don't sell themit's repetitive
01:12:17it's what everybody doesso you're violatingtons of cardinal rulesit looks likephony shit in a wrestling matchso that's bullshit thereit's what everybody else is doingso it doesn't stand out
01:12:32it's so fucking tiredwhywhat are they seeingwhen they do thisand they watch theirmatchback on videoand they're notembarrassed and they're not
01:12:46cringing and they're not oh myGod I did that in front of peopleand he can't explainhe said because they did it in Japanbut when they did it in Japanthey were really pounding a fog out of eachother and besides it was in Japanwhich is all different goddamn culture
01:13:03and so I would likeif you anyindustry insidersout there want to email usand tell uswhat is it that they when they come back through the curtainand they've got a smile on their facebecause they have either forearmed each other
01:13:2687 times and didn't sell itand it all looked phony or the chopped each other 114 timesand all they did was blister each other's chestand stood there and let each otherwhat are they fucking seeing in their mindsor if you're one of these peoplethat does this shittell us what you're seeing
01:13:47in your fucking mindand we'll read the best submissions on the airthat can try to explain thiswhat mass hysteriawhat is it Brianthe forearms I think are the biggest culpritbut it's been the chopsit's been European uppercuts
01:14:07back and forthit's guys standing thereand doing these things back and forthand they're doing them pretty quicklyand in doing so barely touchingthe person they're doing them toYeah, it's obvious to the viewer.And I think it does come from Japan.
01:14:20And like you said, when you go watch Kenta Kabashi and Masawa and Kowada,they were really kicking the shit out of each other in those matches.They're feeling it today, the ones who are alive, are feeling it today.So I'm not saying you should go in there and lay that stuff in.I'm saying just don't do any of that, because as a viewer, I hate it.That Adam Page-Eishi match was awful.And there are fans who thought it was great.in what way was it great
01:14:47Like you get away with that thing like onceLike Kenta Kabashi versus Samoa JoeWas a unique momentAnd timeYou know what I mean?Like because Kabashi did one thingHe chopped himThat's the only thing he did the whole match really
01:15:00But it workedIt worked there because it was a special attractionMaking his debut in the StatesBut I hate itAnd Moxley's been a big offenderClaudioIshi E, Adam Page nowEveryone
01:15:14Everyone does it no matter what size you are, they just stand there in trade forearms.And here, while I'm on that plea and then we'll move on, if you are a professional wrestler by trade,and you can also explain to me why everybody is trying to block everything,why every time somebody gets on top of somebody and they're trying to punch them,that person on the ground is covering up, is throwing their hands up in the way,is fucking, and they're just, so they're windmilling around the person's head and upper torsowithout landing on anything.It looked like a goddamn girl fight.
01:15:53Is that a case you think of people thinking that Vince McMahon was right for some reason?Because that's a Vince thing, isn't it?No, Vince's thing was in the corner.If you back a guy in a corner and he grabs the top rope as you see people do and holds it withboth hands while he's being choked or he's being punched, then Vince would have a fuckingepileptic fit,says, God damn it!Look how phony that is
01:16:18because the guy's still holding the ropeand waiting to be shot off or whatever.He wanted you to try to grab the handsaround the throat. He wanted you to try tofucking pull himoff if it was a choke or ifthe guy hits you in the gut, you sellyour gut by holding it and then he hits you in the
01:16:33fucking face. Oh my gosh,you sell that, he kicks you in the gut again.So he's opening you up and you'reopening yourself up to him.But you're still reacting.to it. But no, this is, well, and that same thing with every time they, if you can't throw somethingin a working way so a guy that knows what he's doing can take it without trying to block it or,or getting potatoed, then don't do that move. But they're always putting their hands up on,
01:17:04kicks and things. We were always instructed back in the days before electricity. And I got a lot ofthis from Bobby Eaton because he hatedwhen people covered up for his shit becausethere was so littlemargin for error that he wouldpotato you.If you threw your hand up, he'd punch yourhand into your face, right?
01:17:26Or if you triedto cover up or flinch on an elbowdrop or a leg off the top,it would drive your own arm intoyour own face under his legbecause he had you. Right?So when youopen up and a guy can throw
01:17:42shit at you at your head he's got your hair in his left hand and he's punching you in a facebecause he's sitting on your arms then if he potatoes you it's his fault because you're open upfor him but if you're flinching and covering up and everything then your shit looks like shitand so does his you see what i'm saying yeah so tell me why the fuck is everybody justgoddamn curling up in a ball these daysso they're just windmilling aroundthe general area of a motherfucker you'retrying to be kicking a shit out of
01:18:19while you're at it. Tell me the reasoningbehind that.If you want to do MMA, go do MMA.What the fuck is MMA got to dowith this? I think a lot of these guys seeMMA and think they have to incorporatethat kind of stuff intopro wrestling.
01:18:37Well, goddamn. There's a timewhen you should be fighting for your life,yes but there's a time when you need to letto fucking heal get some heat on youso you lookyou that is part of the artyou're not just standingthere daring a guy to punch you in a face
01:18:54and over and over againyou are activelytrying and failingto cover yourself upwhile a fucking guy is kickinga shit out of youthat's the fucking pointyou need to
01:19:12look like you're trying to avoid itwhile opening yourself up at the same fucking timeinstead of just whatever.Anyway, don't get me started.You know why you shouldn't get me started, Brian?Because you'll never finish?No, well, that's part of the reason.It gives me the sour belches.
01:19:31It gives me an upset stomach.Granny's got to sour belches.It gives me an upset stomach.I start burping and percolating.And it's all because, you know, it gets in my gut,sticks in my craw, as Mama Corp.Cornett used to say, and when you got bad gut health, well, that's just screwing your whole body up.Do you know that good gut health can not only help with digestion and regularity, but it
01:19:58makes your skin look better?You'll have that glow.People will think you're pregnant.Oh, because of good gut health.Well, again, not necessarily, but let's talk about, let's focus on the inside, the gut, the gut health.your gut has 38 trillion different bacteria or bacteri that live in and or on you.Actually, all over you, all over your body, 38 trillion bacteria, but most of them are in your gut.And apparently many of these are essential to whole body health, and that's why our friends over at Seed have come out with the DSO-1 daily symbiotic that benefit
01:20:41it's your gut, your skin, and your heart health in just two capsules a day.I mean, this is not stuff.It's not like they've poured coffee grounds into something that you've got to take sixspoonfuls of.You just pop these pills.Most of our audience is familiar with popping pills.Let's not say that.Let's not.
01:21:04I don't know why you would say such a thing.That's not true.Many of them are on medication to regulate something or other that they've got going on.Who's to say what is many?Let's not say many.Let's say there are certainly, because of the size of the audience,some people out there who may have the need for help.Maybe taking medicine on a regular base.
01:21:23Oh, let's say, yeah, let's say 90% or whatever the case.Let's not say that.That's ridiculous.No, no.But I'll tell you what, you don't know how many trillion of those bacteria you've gotin your gut are turning on you right now.And that's why Seeds patented capsule and capsule design means that all 24 strainsof the bacteria that is encapsulated in these capsules
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01:22:10the drain pipe, you might say, and keeps it clean and organized in there. So you don't even knowhow your septic tank works, do you? I don't think anyone's saying any of these things that you saythat people are saying. So let's talk about what they're saying about seed. Let's talk about what they're saying.Customer testimonials. 87% of members feel more in control of their whole body health when they startDSO1. Three out of four members say it's the most important supplement they take. 81% of members feelless sluggish after meals.You know how when you finish stuffing yourself like a competitive eater on the 4th of July,and you're laying there and you go,
01:22:49Maude, can you just bring me one more piece of cake?Well, you won't feel like that anymore.And three out of four members reported an improvement in regularity.After taking DSO-1, one out of four members reported needing new underwear on a regularity.basis. There's no underwear report. That's not true.92% of members have recommended DSO1 to a friend or family member.The other 8% have suddenly, for whatever reason, become orphans.What is that? How does that work? How does that even tie into this?
01:23:29It's just a statistic that they gave me. But I'll tell you what you can do right now,folks, you can support your gut this summer. That's what you can do. Prop it up.baby. It needs all the help it can get with the way you're going to eat this summer,you need something in there trying to rot away the bad stuff and propagate the good stuff.And that's what seeds DSO-1 daily symbiotic is going to be two little capsulesand your stomach won't mutiny on you. That's another thing.Summertime is the most prevalent season for projectile diarrhea. So just think about that.That's another statistic that is not here that has just come out of Jim Cornett's ass.
01:24:12I don't know where that's come from.Well, no, no.That came straight from the Department of Fecophiliacs in Zurich, Switzerland.The projectile diarrhea?Yes, it's common that happens in the summer.People get a little bit sweatier.But again, you can support your gut by going to seed sede.S-E-D-C-com slash J-C-E and use this code 25 J-E-E-E.
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01:25:1559 left, 62 right, 12 left.And it opens.Seed.Seed.Seed.com.All righty then.Should we talk about Smackdown?That'll take about three to five minutes.
01:25:29Should we or will we?Well, we will just so everybody will understand what went onon Saturday when they bashed Berlin in.Again, they're in the same buildingtwo nights in a rowand they've got,they didn't actually say they were sold outfor Smackdown on August 29th in Berlin.
01:25:53They said 12,000 plus,and I think the place held 13,000.So the point is they sold 25,000 ticketsin a same city in two days,plus you know got paid, as we're now understanding.It happens for these premium eventsfrom the German government in some fashion,the tourism, because great drone aerial shots of Berlin, boy,
01:26:20I'll tell you what, you wouldn't think that the place had been bombedin the last century.But they're charging people's firstborn sons for tickets.How much money do you think they make?made just at the gate and merchandise in two nights in Berlin.The way those people were singing and dancing, they were happy to be there.I know they were jumping up and down to the point where, and this is actually, this is awrestler's dream when you go into, they used to call it virgin territory, where wrestling had
01:26:58been dark for a while and there'd been no live events and then the fans get to come back outand if you got a good show, they'd go back shitbecause they hadn't seen anything in so long.Well, these people see shit on TV,but they don't get to see it live that often.And they went bat shit.And even the TV audience pretty much saved a lot of thisbecause it was a go-home show
01:27:24where they were already sold outand money's guaranteed mostly anyway,people had made up their minds.So they're filling fucking time.But because of the crowd, they could fill the time by, you know, watching the crowd react to, you know, simple shit.And L.A. Knight was first one out, got a huge pop.And a huge L.A. Knight chant.Had a big pop for a, let me talk to you.
01:27:56And all he had to say was, hey, it's been 27 years since the last time we did TV in Berlin and then milked the chance.and then he mentioned that he won the U.S. titleand they cut him off again.He wouldn't let him get his promo out.They were chant, you deserve it.So this was like, you know, he just mentioned the topicand they would chant or sing about it.Am I over exaggerating this?
01:28:21No, and again, we've seen this from these international crowds.They're so excited to be there for WWE that it's nonstop.The singing, the dancing, the chanting.And the most flimsy reason for he's decided, since he defended in the U.S. Capitol last week,he's going to defend the U.S. title in Germany's capital this week.And he calls out anybody.And here comes Ludwig Kaiser.And now I'm fucking interested.
01:28:56Because now they're blowing again.He's a fucking, he's a home country.I mean, I'm not generalizing Germany into one town, but he's from Germany, and he's part ofGunther's deal, who's in the main event.They love him.So this is now, they're fucking going bat shit who normally would be a job guy coming outor somebody we don't give a shit about.And he speaks German to him and gets a bigger pop.
01:29:25And then puts himself over and cuts a hell of a promo, and they start chanting.Ludwig.Kaiser, they chant with an accent.And then LA Knightcut a hell of a promo, and they chantedLA Knight, yeah.So they just, like, yes, yes, they're all going to fight.And they have a match. And for the U.S. title.
01:29:51And they cheered, especiallyat the start, most everything that L.A. Knight did, but theywere also, it was the dueling chance and the,Ludwig Kaiser chance.And boththese guys can work.So the match was good, but the crowdwas making it better.
01:30:11And even at one pointinstead ofLA night, I think, figured out, he's gotto kind of be the heel.Instead of doing the yeah, heads on the tableat that point, hecut him off with a belly to backon the apron.
01:30:27And thenevery time Ludwig Kaiser wouldyou know, would do something, they would blow.And at one point they were sing-chantingsomething because it's in German,I don't know what to fuck.But again, the dueling Ludwig Kaiser chantsand L.A. Knight did the yeah heads into the table
01:30:49and still got over.And they go back and forth at the,going into the finish.I love the name.Ludwig Kaiser did the thing where he does the fireman's carryand then does a forward flip andlooks like a potato's the fuck out of your stomachand they call it the Kaiser roll.
01:31:12Apparently you didn't share the same fucking enthusiasmfor that that I did.I mean he's a heel. You're naming his move after aafter a succulent bun.But anyway,at that pointboom,when he hit the Kaiser
01:31:31roll and coveredit was a twocount but they wereein's drythey were counting with itand it got a bigpop and thenLA Knight hit a move
01:31:45and they booed and then when he hitthe BFT they groanedand they countedeinz, two, threeand applaudedcalmly ifKaiser had a one they would haveblown the fucking roof off
01:32:01but they still, they didn't want to booL.A. night, so they care, okay, yeah, we guess we knewhe was going to win all the time, but we had hope for a minute.Is that sound more like Sweden?You in these accents, you're not good at this.Well, Sweden's right next to Germany, isn't it?You're not good at geography either.Well, why do they both wear short pants?
01:32:24In what, movies?Well, yeah, you got the German guy in the short pantsand the Swedish guy in the short pants.It's not always Octoberfest.Well, whatever festival they have,if they're not next door to each other,why do they have they adopted that same fashion?The Otto Vons look?
01:32:43Yes, with the suspenders, too.A little schoolboy?Just, geez.I'm a little schoolboy that weighs 424 pounds.But anyway, that was the first match on Smackdown.And would you care to comment on itfor your own. I don't really think there's too muchto add to that. It was fine for what it was. A fine
01:33:04open to the show. Really, the story was thelocation and the fans.And we're going to skip most of thebleh,because there wassome bleh. In thebloodline video,they had kind of a history
01:33:22package about, with Solo'sdirty deeds talking about taking outJay, my brother, and Paul, thewise man, and Roman Raines.It was Jimmy, his brother.Or Jimmy his brother.Well, they're twins.But he didn't take out Jay.
01:33:36He took out Jimmy.Well, how do we know?Could be like with Nikki and Bree.Are they swizz it, you know?Again, stop with this.No, but they have different haircuts.They have different haircuts.Well, they can have a stylist back there.
01:33:48Changing thing.We don't know for sure.No one will ever know for sure.But taking out Jimmy and taking out Paul and taking out Roman.He dates around.And then they've, he said he wants either Cody or Owens to Solo,whoever wins this thing in Berlin.And that's basically the bloodline update.
01:34:10And then at the 9 o'clock hour,they had oldest in the ring and pitching to the European tour video.I think that was probably part of the,the tourism package that they got.Holy shit.But it made the guys look like big stars.They're all over the world.and then basically Aldous introduces Owens and Cody
01:34:36and says,okay,gentlemen,the floor is yours and hands of the microphone and gets a fuck out of the ring.Which,what?He's doing a good job.It's not as chaotic as Adam Pierce's raw.
01:34:52Oh,now,are you taking Aldous's side now against Adam Pierce?Like,you got a dog in the hunt here?I think when you look at who's running a more orderly show.Nick, all this is the winner.I'm just, I'm saying it's a bit awkward.
01:35:06It's okay, well, now that I've called you guys out here,here, you take over and just why they,nevertheless, it's, it's,then Owens and Cody had their thing.And honestly, I thought, boy,this is going to be boring or whatever the fuck.This was one of the better things they've done.And I'll tell you why I say that,
01:35:25so you can be jotting down all the reasons you can disagree with me.Owens started out withwell so Cody what do you want to talk aboutand Cody was firing the people upbut Owens had kind of a pissy attitudefor a baby face but you can't really tell the differencein working in real lifewith him having a pissy attitude for a baby face
01:35:49but Owens brought upwhat do you want to talk aboutwhat happened to your knee on the touror what are you talking aboutI wanted to talk about if you meant to hit me with the belt last week,like some people said that they thought you might be gunning.And Owens couldn't, I can't believe you'd think that of me.But then they vaguely alluded, for the really deep-cut fan out there,
01:36:20they vaguely alluded to Owens being the one that hooked Cody up with the buckaroosfor their temporary friendship to start AEW.but then Cody got the fans to cheer for Owensand Owens again said, I know you're hurt.So if you're not 100%,I don't want to win that way,kind of like was his,and Cody started to get pricklish.
01:36:42What do you mean you're going to win that way?And Cody said, my knee is fine.Well, how come you didn't take a knee on your entrance?He heard that Cody was in a trainer's room for a long time.And Owen said, when I won eight years ago,my win was taintedandso therefore when
01:37:02I beat you tomorrowand Cody finally is a little pissedwhen you beat meand in Codythis is what I love toI love two things about thisthey introduced the knee thingto at least give us something to
01:37:18as Jim Ross used say hang our hat onis this going to come into playor what's going to this is how he's going to turn on himor what will happen with Cody, blah, blah, blah.And secondly, Cody cut a hell of a promo on Owenswhile at the end of it saying, I love you, dude.It was a great baby face promo.So then finally, and I'll open the floor for you to tear it up,
01:37:48Cody said when it's over, will we still be friends?And Owens dropped the microphone and whispered something to Codyand walked out on him.And again, I'm interested more than I was in this baby face matchbecause they gave me a little something to sweeten it up a bit.What'd you think?I thought it was just fine.Again, a little bit more backstory and the knee thing played into the match.
01:38:13So that was a nice little thing.On this topic, let me ask you this.I thought you'd tear it up because Cody got dramatic and Shakespearean in hisHe always does.You got to pick your spots.All right.But let me ask you, this word has a rumors going around that Kevin Owens' contract is coming up again.I think it's about three years ago or so that we talked about the last time he signed with WWE.
01:38:42How much money's Tony Kong going to throw at him if that's true?Oh, good Lord.He'll never work again.He'll retire on what Tony will give him this time.Well, hold on now.Because he needsWWE stars,not WWE veterans or anything.
01:39:00Well,but is the offer going to bebefore or afterthe new TV deal is announcedbecause that could play a partyou never knowin how much money Tony'sthrowing around.
01:39:09But with Owens being friendswith the Buccane'sfrom way backand yes,he is a guy that theWWE has been using on top,but you knowwhere his mental
01:39:24sentiments lie with the indie rific crowdand that's his brand of wrestlingthat he'd be doing if he had his druthersso yeahfor five or sixme and I'll befirst one to tell you that right nowKevin Steen would be more valuable
01:39:42to AEW and a moreentertainingasset to the televisionthan OkadaMercedesand fucking two or three otherrecent acquisitions not named Osprey together.He wouldn't be able to be Kevin Owens anymore. He would have to go back.
01:40:02No, that's why I said Kevin Steen. Yeah.But it is not like anybody's going to mistake. Nobody else looks like that.The goddamn blinding flab alone. Should he just be Kevin?No, no, he shouldn't. No, he shouldn't.Here's Kevin. Kevin!But anyway, and, you know, that's all they needed to get a little interest going in this thing,because it's been unorthodox, but they made it work.And as we'll get to when we get to the bash itself, I'll save it for that because I'm going to talk about the psychology that this match, though, I will preface with this.
01:40:51And then later on we'll come back.this match illustrated what I try to talk aboutand possibly don't articulate as well as I couldabout why that their baby faceversus baby face matches in AEWare fucking stupidand do neither side any good involved in itbecause of the psychology that they don't use
01:41:16versus the psychology that Owens and Cody usedbut we'll save that for the bash here in a minuteBut otherwise on Smackdown, Andrade wrestled Carmello for a very long time.And to be quite honest, young Harley Quinn came up to me and wanted to go out and I forgot to hit pause.And I wasn't sufficiently engrossed in it to fucking go backwards and start again when I came back in and realized my error.Did I miss anything?Lucha action.No, you didn't, no, you didn't miss anything.
01:41:58Lucha!And then the main event was Mia Yimversus Refrigerator Jacks in a street fight.Weapons galore.Anything goes lazy booking.And when I saw Mia wheel in a shopping cartfilled up with a garbage can, a Kendo stick,and a chair to the ring,
01:42:23I said, oh, hell no.And I terminated my viewing of this program.Did I make the right choice?Yeah, I think you're fine.And that was SmackDown.There you go.Well, I'll tell you what.Yes.
01:42:40One last thing.I was kind of surprised, I'm forgetting the date now, maybe the 18th or something.I was surprised they're moving to USA.Like right now, it snuck up on me how quick we're there.but they're like in the last episode or two on Fox.They're doing to what, who now?Smackdown.They're going to a USA.
01:43:00Oh shit, that's right.Right now, like in the next couple weeks, I think.Oh, shit.Well, can we Google file that?Because I need to, they just gave me a new DVR box in a bedroom,but I need to change the TV room also.Because that...I explained to find the first time he said, who did what now?
01:43:20Well, no, this is September.It has the goddamn year's almost over.Wow. September 13th, 20204 is the first Smackdown on USA Network.Friday the 13th.My mama don't hold me.Friday that they better hope they're not superstitious.Or actually, they better not be superstitious.They shouldn't hope they're not superstitious because they wouldn't have, if they're not
01:43:48superstitious, they wouldn't have to hope that, would they?they're superstitious they get a license to Stevie Wonder songor maybe even the Jeff Beck songwell the 13 month old baby who broke the looking glassmeans that there's going to be they're going to be onUSA for seven yearsis that what you're saying now? Did I say that? Starting Septemberthrough well seven years of bad luck
01:44:11oh I guess so well that's smackdownwell now hold on now so let's let's recap thisbecause I got to figure outhow I'm going to be watching all this shit.Now,Smackdown is just switching over to USAon September 13th, right?And that's just,
01:44:30that's a clean,that's where they're going to be for a while.It's just a clean jump.That means the next episode is the last Fox episode.Oh, boy,I bet they'll bleep everything.But Raw,well,
01:44:42NXT is going to CW.Instead of being on USA,I think that's October.That's in October.And I want to check out the first few episodes that I have to see what they do because they're taking them on the road.I know they're in Chicago with Punk.And then St. Louis with Randy Orton.Yes.
01:45:01I want to see what the tone of the show is going to be.Well, and also one would think you'll have that atmosphere with punk in Chicago and St. Louis.Besides Randy Orton, all they can claim is Emo's pizza.soNXT to CW in Octoberon the first andRawis going to Netflix
01:45:25in Januarybut where's itfuck is somebody where's it goingbetween now and Januaryis it staying where it is? I think they got anextension with USA Network they got an extensionokay so we're going to have wrestling on USAon the Mondays and the Fridays
01:45:42and the CW on the Tuesdaysand the TBS on the Wednesdaysand the TBS on the Fridayand the TBS on a SaturdayNo TNT on Saturdayor TNT on SaturdayJesus ChristI'm surprised
01:46:02that people have time to go to workwell that was not doneyou know what you know whathere's a the thing is nowthat's why that most peopleare working from homethese days, Brian,because they don't have time to go to work,
01:46:20they wouldn't have time to watch all the wrestling programs.There's a lot.And so that's why people have decidedto just make themselves their own business.Oh, it's easy, folks.All you got to do is come up with an ideaor a product or a servicethat you would like to perform or provide.
01:46:41And then you just sell that to everybody in the world.And you say, well, is it that easy?And I'm here to say yes it is, because we know people at Shopify.See, every time that somebody says the word Shopify,not only does an angel get its wings,but some poor sap out there make some more money.And you don't even have to be very smart, folks.I'm talking to the stupid people out there right now.
01:47:09You don't even have to really have anything worth anything.If you could just figure out a good line of bullshit,Shopify is such a worldwide business platformthat they'll be able to sell your bullshit.They could probably sell ice cubes to Eskimos.Well, you could sell it using their wonderful platform.Well, yeah, because their platform is so bigand from that bully pulpit,
01:47:38they can pummel the average customer into submission.They will actually, they're so big,they send bullying emails and computer pulses out to the consumer saying you better buy these productsor elsewise we're going to come over and beat you up.And so instantly, when you've got these people, it's like working for Al Capone's mob in Chicago.It's nothing like that.When you're connected with these people.They're not connected with anyone.
01:48:07It's nothing like that.Well, you're going to be connected with Shopify because they're the number one checkout on the planet.and they have shop pay that boosts conversions up to 50%.That's another way of saying they're going to shake the marks down.And less carts are going abandoned.And way more sales are going...Because people are scared to abandon those cartsbecause they know that Shopify will track them down an exact revenge.
01:48:38So folks, if you're into growing your business, your commerce platform,better be ready to sellwherever your customers are,whether they're scrolling or strollingor on the web in your store,in their fields,I'm sorry, in their feed.Print is very small.
01:48:57Everywhere.I'm telling you, they're omnipresent.The platform that Shopify will give youis going to invade people's lives at randomand like a virus,there's nothing they can do to get them out of it.That's not a way to look at it.That's not a way to look at it.
01:49:12That's not the way we're going to look at it.It is a wonderful service.Bring your products to a wide audience and sell them very easily with Shopify.Yes, they will be broadcast to the most incredibly wide audience.It's like the old TV show The Prisoner.There was the guy he was in the town and he couldn't escape.He couldn't get away.You'll never be able to get away from Shopify telling people about your stuff.
01:49:37Well, no.Let's not look at it that way.That's no.And they'll put a virtual website hammerlock on these peopleand make them tap out their money to your store.They will simply help you sell your goods online and they will do it well.That's the Shopify way.That's right.
01:49:55It's called the strong arm method.So folks, upgrade your business.Not that method.Right now.Upgrade your business.Sign up for your $1 a month trial period at Shopify.com slash,Cornett, all lowercase is cornet, even though I'm a big deal, it's in lowercase.Shopify.com slash cornet to upgrade your selling today with our friends at Shopify.com
01:50:23because nobody does selling better than Shopify.What about Ricky Morton?Well, now they're going to start talking about he's selling like Shopify.because Riggie Morton has been replaced.Well, Shopify, that's right.Caching.See, you can hear that again.But before we turn around because the commissar is in town and go to Berlin,
01:50:56what is happening in the world of the Arcadian Vanguard Networkand the wrestling news this week?Is there a paywall?No, paywall for the wrestling news.Anyone can access it.The news is for you.The wrestling news is for you.And every day it is for free.
01:51:11Get it directly from the wrestling news.com or, of course, wherever you find your favorite podcasts,The Wrestling News.Want to make mention of, stick to wrestling with John McAdam, the latest episode out right now,a look at 1984 in the AWA, a very interesting year in the AWA, forced change,and head-to-head competition.Hear about that at macadampod.com or available wherever you find your favorite podcast.Once again, don't forget the wrestling news, no paywall.The wrestling news.com wherever you find your favorite podcast,
01:51:46as well as the 605 super podcast.The Mothership!Oh, man, my daughter's friends are in the house.She's going to have to explain this.I feel bad now.Well.Go through the archive if you also feel bad.605Pod.com.
01:52:03Available wherever you find your favorite podcast.Available?I can't even talk.The mothership.The mother's available?Boy, I'll tell you, you know, I have a feeling that your children have been having to explain your behavior around the neighborhood for quite some time.So don't.What have you heard?
01:52:20Well, there's rumors going around the town that they don't want you around.Really?But speaking of Berlin, as we were, and the bash in Berlin, on August 31st at Red Letter Day, when the first big premium live event comes to.the capital of Germany,soon to be coming to the capital of your country, apparently.They're going crazy with this now.And again, this was, it was one o'clock in the afternoon here in America,but it doesn't matter because it's on the cock and you can watch it any time you want.
01:53:01And they were in the same building that they were Friday night for Smackdown,had 12,000 people Friday this time.They said 13,114.And I assumed are they exaggerating?Because it looked fucking gigantic.I mean, the way they shot this building,it was kind of an odd shape, a very oval thing.And you could see almost everybody from their high camera with the fish eye lens or whatever.
01:53:32Do they still, is it still a fish eye lens these days, Brian?Why wouldn't it be?Well, I don't know if they've changed the term.analogy of everything else, I thought maybethe fish fucking lobby would havegot upset. It's not our faultwe have those eyes. The people who fuck fish?No, there's actually, there's a fish fucking
01:53:52story. Actually, did you see thatsomewhere thisLed Zeppelin? No, this woman was arrested hererecently forhaving some type ofsexual relations with a trouton her only fans.and I don't have any more details on exactly
01:54:13That was on your newsYou saw that on TV?That was on TV somewhereI'm trying to remember where I saw thatWell hopefully the fish fucking lobbyCan get to her and help her outWell it was just the fish rights lobbyI was thinking more about it
01:54:26You know, their fish areUnable to do anything about the fact that they have fish eyesThey just stareThose bulbous fish eyesSo that could be considered a god-dustdamn you can't say the word handicap anymore it could be a disability to have the fish eyes so thefish lobby would say don't dare you ever call those lenses fish eye lenses again because it's notto fish his fault and makes them feel bad maybe so maybe so maybe they have some kind of
01:55:00post-traumatic casting disorder is the most ridiculous thing you've ever talked about everI used to go fishing with my mom.When I was a kid, I was a very good caster.You cast the line out there in the middle of the...I like to just see how far I could throw it.I didn't want to even catch anything.I just wanted to throw the...So you were a max caster?
01:55:19Yes, I was maximum caster.Anyhow, let's get back to Berlin.Let's not.See, I was trying to get us out of Berlin.Well, this is not no longer World War II.We don't have to escape Berlin.The W.W.E. title matchwas up first with Kevin Owens and Cody Rhodes.
01:55:42And I alluded to this earlier.We talked about their promo on SmackDown.Both guys were over when they came out.It's a baby face match.I think Cody probably, especially because of his,he still has the luster of his newness and his story being finished and et cetera.He's more popular, one would think.But these people were happy to see everybody.
01:56:07but he didn't take the knee on the entrance againso the announcers could speculate on what Owens had brought upis his knee injured or not he keeps denying itand that's a great detail they put inand then they had duelingthey shook hands like a baby face match at the startbut they were chanting in Germanthey were cheering they were chanting Kevin Owens
01:56:33Cody Rhodesand here's what I was going to talk aboutabout the psychology of the matchand I'm not even trying to knock Owens herehaving an old style world championship matchwith no bullshit per seand especially not to the standards of the modern eraand doing athletic spots and hitting the ropes and things
01:57:00it's not Owens' strong pointhe's not to you know he's very athletic for that shapebut doing one tackle drop down hip toss kickoff arm drag briscoe and funk stuffthat's not his forte so he was trying herebecause cody was trying to have aa world title match with no bullshit with another wrestlerwhere neither guy was cheatingneither guy was the heel per se
01:57:32if this had been an American crowd and they picked one side or the other,they still would have done basically the same thing.One guy may have decided to be a little subtle heel.But when I talk about the matches in AEWwhere suddenly two baby faces are put together with no hard feelings between them,and within five minutes they're out there trying to pile drive a motherfucker through a tableor choke slam him onto the goddamn steel stairsand break his neck and end his career
01:58:06and I'm like, why?What the fuck?Because they approach this as a show.Indy guys approach it as a showto do moves to each otherso the people will popand then, you know, say this is awesomewhen they're at a rec center.
01:58:28And, you know, it's all,about the show, the performance that they're putting on,but this was approached as what would we doif we were really who we were purported to be?If we really claim we're friends,Cody's a honorable guy, but Owens is trying to be an honorable guy.We have no personal grudge against each other that's been,you know, no angle's been shot, no grudge has been drudge,
01:58:58has been drudged up.It's for the belt.So we're going to try to win.We're going to punch our friend in the face,but we're not going to try to break his leg and hospitalize him.And that's the way they worked this match.They were trying to do their moves to each other,and they did.
01:59:17But they weren't trying to break necks or end careers.They weren't doing stuff behind the referee's back.One guy wouldn't just hauling offand kicking the other guy into balls every chance he got.that's what the psychologyand they had the fanschanting, this is awesomeand they had the fucking people
01:59:38popping on the two countsandthey sold thingswhen Codyfoiled a stunner and hit the crossroadshe got a two countbut it wasn't just immediatelycovering it was a struggle to cover
01:59:55Owens hit a suplex off the toprope and struggledto cover and then got a two count.They were hitting their moves,but they weren't cheating to do it.They were not violatingthe logic of who Cody Rhodesand Kevin Owens were supposed to be.
02:00:15Have I said that correctly?I think so, and that was a big part of the match,the whole tease of, well, he do something to the knee.And that's why finally, as they were going into it,they did a big back and forth,and then Cody leaped to the toplike he's going to do the disaster kick,Cody cutter, whatever, and his knee buckle.
02:00:35And as he's selling it,Owens went like he's going to go for the chop block,but he stopped.He's like, uh, because he had said,I don't want to win that wayif it's going to be tainted again.And then Cody rolled out of the floorand they're checking, but he's like, I'm okay,
02:00:51and he's fighting back.So Owen says, well, fuck it.Then I'll kick the leg.And then he went to power bomb him on the apron.but he wouldn't do ithe said I fuck itand again somebody's going to saywell Cornette
02:01:04you hate it whenso and so wouldn't give thefucking BengalTiger driver2525 to so and soand becausecontext again is keywhen you have a baby face
02:01:22beingconflicted and notwhen he has the chance notdelivering on a heel who has fucked with him and fucked with his possessions and said badthings about his family and is generally a prick to everybody and the people want to see himget dropped on his head.When a baby face doesn't do that, he's a pussy.But in this case, Owens is wrestling a friend of his who if he beats him, he didn't want to beat
02:01:53him if he was fucking hurt because then it would be cheap.And Owens is a baby face, too.There is where you can show.Can show conflicted emotions about, because Cody's done nothing to fucking Owens to deserve revenge, right?Over and above the call of duty.So he rolls Cody in and he hits him with a stunner and gets a two count.They go back and forth again.He hits him with another stunner, gets another two count.
02:02:26and then Owens, I believe, missed a swan ton, and Cody hit the fucking crossroads.One, two, three.As a matter of fact, Cody raised his knees.And Owen swaned on his bad knee and his good knee.And then Cody hit the crossroads, one, two, three.But this was actually better than I expected it to be in terms of being exciting andgripping back and forth, but it was a good baby face match.And then they shook and hugged.
02:03:03I don't know. Did they kiss? I'm not sure they kissed, but they shook hands and theyhug. There's nothing else really to say. I mean, it was fine, right? I mean, I don't know whatthere was to say. It was a good match between two baby faces, no turn. Do you see that as agoodbye to Kevin Owens or do you see that as, you know, on then something new? And do you think this isjust going to be the continuing storyline with Cody Rhodes? Every friend he has, he'llwrestle and will it be honorable or not?Well, I don't think it's going to be a continuing storyline where he wrestles a lot of his friendsbecause then that will make it normal and not special.
02:03:40I think if Owen's contract is up, then they got this job out of him and it was probablyone of the best ones, if not the best one they could have got because it will mean morethe way they did this if they're saying Sianara.but alsothis was brilliantif Orton is going to turn on Cody at some pointfor a WrestleMania or a SummerSlamor something at a stadium
02:04:09then now they've done it where you thoughtSteen was going toOwens, whatever, and he didn'tso now will they be able to get away with the milk againbut this time Orton would do it.See, that's whyThey can look back and say, well, we thought the same thing about Owens, but he was okay.So it's just, it's, I think it's great on a number of levels.
02:04:39But it's very hard to do something like that and keep it exciting whether or not you've got the rabid crowd.And I thought they did a good job of this.But yeah, just hitting the ropes and doing fucking extended high spots is not necessarilyOwens' forte, but he was trying.He was trying.But it was the story, Brian, the story that carried us through.To the next match.To the next match.
02:05:09And what was the story in the women's tag team title match betweenJade, Cargill, and Bianca Bel Air and Albafire and Isla Don?The story was how little can Jade actually work in the ring?How long can Jade's legs hold up while she's standing on the apron?Well, I skipped over this because I was running low on time, ladies and gentlemen,because I was in the middle of a fucking snake disposal.Can I say one thing?Not to say Jade Cargill is, you know, Rick Flair, because she isn't.
02:05:40But it really wasn't that.It was more watching her with Bianca.Which one is the dark-haired one, Isla or Ila?That's the same person.Whatever one, the dark-haired one, I thought she was working really AEW level almost,like really sloppy.So that was my impression.Well, and basically they're still hiding Jade, as they should be,
02:06:04until, you know, they pull the trigger on whatever they're doing with these two.But anywho, I skipped over that so that I could have a fresh drink,nice ice cold Sprite Zero, set down to watch the strap match.Because we've been waiting on this one.Both men fastened together, left wrist to left wrist with a leather strap, and Drew McIntyre,he made his entrance, all the pomp and pageantry, and then, like Mussolini in Germany.I'm wondering if it gets over in Germany, or does it hit a nerve when they say,Like Mussolini.
02:06:53Very interesting.I hadn't thought of that point.I'm wondering if they enjoy that part of the song.What happens when they go to Italy?Well, I bet they'd enjoy it even less when they, well, all these people,they probably don't really remember Mussolini personally.Maybe they've seen the photos.Well, he was in all the papers.
02:07:15But I'm wondering if maybe grandma or grandpa might not appreciate mentions of Mr. Mussolini.nevertheless.Again,they're a big,it's clobbering time.Punk's over, they're cheering.That's where Michael Colementioned that, you know, he's never lost a
02:07:36strap match punk. He won the OVWtitle in a strap match.So they've opened up onreferences, and also, I heardseveral times people being referredto as professional wrestlers bythe announcers for whatever that's worth.But anyway,
02:07:52on this strap match as soon as punk gets up on the apronand he's not even gotten to ring yet,McIntyre boom from behind,knocks him to the floor and jumpstarts itand drops him on the German deskand gets some heat in the ringand gets the strap and starts whipping punkand then Drew put the strap on himself and punk.
02:08:17And the only,I guess that's the way they do it these days,but the only detail the referee didn't actually hook them up at one point.The referee didn't actually hook them or strap them in, so to speak.They could let go with the strap.It used to be there was a buckle and you could buckle it on, but nevertheless.Drew put the strap on himself and punk and started whipping a shit out of him again.And here's where they...
02:08:49What did you think?about the lights in the corners. It was nicefor a visual, I guess.In each cornerhad a red light and a green light, soMcIntyre was red,punk was green, if they touched the cornerit would light up
02:09:04as a visual illustration of people.ButI guess in a buildingthat big, you almostdo need something for the people way in theback because they wouldn't have been able to see thetouching behind theback things and all the other stuff.
02:09:21I thought it was a nice visual.Nothing wrong with it.But somebody need to be a little quicker on the switchbefore they got the hang of it.Because they weren't,right at the start,there was a little delay on the thing.But anyway, so boom, boom, boom.
02:09:38He's kicking a shit out of punkand out of nowhere punk hits the GTSand starts whipping McIntyre.And then they went back and forth.And again, a spot I love is whenPunktries to pull out a tableand McIntyre stops him and puts the table
02:09:56back under the ring.I love taking the table awayfrom people as a heel movebecause they justanywayat one point I guess it looked like punk gothard weighed over the lefteye a little bit and McIntyre worked
02:10:12on itand then they wentback and forth again with the oldstrap spots if one guyI was in charge and the other guy got a chance to pull him into the ring post or whatever.They would do it.And then, you know, punk pulled the table out again and set it up, but McIntyre hit the Claymore.And then he was sold and finally got up and hit three turnbuckles, but punk drug him into a chair that he had set up in the corner.
02:10:42And they're chanting see him, Punk.And so finally that, at least if they were.gonna do it.This is a new one for the table.The table's sitting there at ringside and they're in the ring,and punk goes for his bulldog, and McIntyre just scoops him up and drops him over the toprope through that table.So at least you didn't see that coming until the end.
02:11:07I haven't seen that one before. Have you?I don't think so.And it makes more sense than this other shit where they're hanging on and teeter-tottering,but nevertheless, then they started doing it.the spot where McIntyre picked Punk up over his back and he would touch a buckle but as heturned punk would touch it and so the both the lights would go on and they did the secondbuckle the same and then the third buckle the same and then they started fighting to thefourth buckle and I don't how closely were you listening to the commentary where they explained
02:11:43the rules I can't say I was listening terribly close to the commentary about the rulesWell, I mean, when they were breaking the counter or whatever,because I saw a couple people on Twitter were confused like, what the fuck?I mean, they definitely, I think, indicate, well, actually,another thing about they may not have said that you're allowed to do something to the downed opponentand not lose your place because you're the person in charge at that moment.Well, or they may have said it like that where nobody would fucking be able to figure out what it meant.Exactly.
02:12:12Yes, but the way we always explained it was if your opponent strikes,an offensive blow, it stops your count.So in other words, if I pickle you and you're down and I go and I touch one buckle and twobuckles and three buckles, and I can come over and kick you in the head and go to thefourth buckle, but if I come over and you punch me in a stomach that clears my fucking turnbuckles.See what I'm saying? Offensive move clears the fucking count of the guy that has the countgoing. So, when they werestruggling to number four and they started fighting again, it reset everything.
02:12:53Which we were saying they weren't going to do that finish, but we didn't say they weren'tgoing to do it as a fucking spot.So then they had a big, staggering one, two hockey fight type of thing, double kick.Punk got the sharpshooter and McIntyre both tapped out and grabbed the ropes, but neitherone counted.So when McIntyre passed out,Punk got two turnbuckles,but McIntyre stopped him.
02:13:22And then McIntyre pulledthe bracelet out of his tights.Had the AJ and Larrybracelet and put it onhis wrist and hit a Claymoreand got three turnbuckles,but Punk pulled him into a GTS.And then
02:13:38Punk started to go to a buckle, but sawthe goddamnbracelet and said, oh, fuck it, and picked him up and gave him another one.And then he got two turnbuckles and then went back and gave him another go to sleep.And then the third buckle and another go to sleep.And then took his bracelet off and went back and touched the fourth turnbuckle with the bracelet.And that's why the count did not stop in between those because it was the guy in chargedoing the offensive blows to his opponent
02:14:13rather than the guy that's down stopping him.So I thought it was great that, what is that,one, two, three, four.He hit him with his finish four times,one time pretty much for every fucking buckle.So McIntyre's got an out.And at the same time,Punk goes over, which he kind of needed to there.
02:14:38because of the, you know, the amount of,they said that was the firstWWE match he's won in 10 years.So, and then he's got to do one.He's got to win one every 10 years, I think, at this point, doesn't he?Well, I think he'll win another one before then.My biggest problem, I like the match,but I thought it was too drawn out in between each turnbuckle.
02:15:06and a couple times I think punk had more slack than he wanted to at that moment,so he had to almost make it look like he didn't.Yeah, kind of, oh, golly, I'm straining and there's not a lot of strain in the thing.That's my only complaint, but I think it told a good story.And, I mean, the only thing is it almost looked at the end of the story.But I guess Drew, if he wants to, I mean, Drew can't let that go.He'll have to do something.Well, see, that's the thing.
02:15:34We don't know yet what's going to have.on Monday Night Raw because it ain't Monday night yet.But again, you can't think that Drew McIntyre is going to let this go.But at the same time, if he had fucked Punk in this instance,then you start taking more out of Punk's bank account as far as goodwill and over,his over account, then you really want to.He had to come back and show that he was going to do something,whether that was the
02:16:06exclamation point on it or not remains to be seen.But I thought it was a heck of a strap matchconsidering the modern day standardsthat we are living with these days for everything.But you know, Brian, there's one modern day standardthat we all can live with and be proud of.Digital porn.Well, okay, too.
02:16:31The one I was going to mention was the fact thateven for a very little amount of money,you can have the great artists of all music in your head at all times,where you can hear Beethoven and Brahms and Bachand Bachman Turner Overdrive and everybody in between.That's probably what punk was doing,all the way to Berlin on the plane,was listening to motivational music on his Raycon everyday wireless earbuds.
02:17:01I bet you he's got some.because he's a man who likes the finer things in lifebut he's also, he remembers his humble beginningsand he doesn't want to spend a lot of money if he doesn't have to.Don't you think that these would be perfect for a manof the sensibilities of CM Punk?I think this would be a fine addition for him and even his enemies.Maybe this could be a way to bring them together.
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02:18:21Well, they said new skin tones,new colors to complement any and all skin tones.They're talking about new colors of headphones.Yeah, no, earbuds.To compliment, not to directly copy.There aren't purple people running around.I thought they were trying to camouflage them.Like if it looks like your skin, like a Band-Aid.
02:18:39See?You know, and a lot of the minorities got screwed on Band-Aids.Because not only couldn't you hide them, it wasn't flesh-colored, it stood right out.And everybody knew if you had a fucking Zit or whatever.Use a Band-Aid for a Zit?Use a Band-Aid for a Zit?Well, if you want to cover it up.On your face?
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02:22:47and the left bud and the other one's ear and see ifthey can communicate to each other. It's a scientific experiment. No scientific experiment. At thispoint, just be selfish, ladies and gentlemen. Buy it for yourself. Raycon, what's that promo code, Jim?J-C-E. E. E. And we're going to go back to Germany. Back to Germany when I'm calling you.And we had the...Real quick, as we are recording before we get back to Germany, just because what you just did remindedme of it. Something's going around right now onTwitter. Tomohiro
02:23:24Ishii has posted a pictureon his blogof flying on Tony Kahn's private jetafter Capitol Collisionalongside LeoRush.So Tony's taking all the boys upin his jet now. When was Capitol
02:23:40what was Capitol collision?I have no idea.Well, they were in Washington lastso it was last week's dynamite is what it was.and Leo Rush and Ishi made the fuckingAre you sure he wasn't using him for like his stewardesses?I don't know about that, but let's go back to Germany.All righty, any of the mixed tag team match, Dominic, Mysterio,
02:24:07and Liv Morgan against Damian Priest and Ria Ripley.And I'll tell you what, again, I love this one too.Because remember we were talking about how much is too much,how much can Ria get her hands on Dominic before the matchand they teased it and then it got a little bitand then had the big one taken away and et cetera.And they did a great job in this one also of keeping it movingand not paying everything off till the end.
02:24:45but at the same timeDominic was still able to take plenty of bumpsand even a few for Riaand the crowdwhereas inthe other matchessome of the other matches some of the otherlike Ludwig Kaiser and L.A. Knight from Smackdown
02:25:02they cheered both guysand Gunther and Ortonlater on you know they love both guysand Owens and Codyoh yeah cheer for both guysthey booed to shit out of Dominic Mysterioand Liv Morgan.And they wanted to see Priest and Ripley.
02:25:20And this is probably the most over Priest's been,just because he was standing next to Ria, you think?And I told you the other day,the ultimate compliment,Liv Morgan could be a valet and world class.Her and Dominic together are great.And, you know, Ria and Priest are both significantly largerthan both of their opponents.
02:25:36It worked.Ria may have gotten her hands on Dominic more than Liv.Well, and see, that's the thing is,at the start they shine the baby faces,priest beat the shit out of Dom.And he has to, right?Because that's who they would be.And the fans chanted,
02:25:53we want mommy.So then they do the rules where it's supposedwhen a girl tags the other girl has tag in.So Ria beat the shit out of Liv,and the fans loved that.And then Liv tagged Dominic,and Priest pulled him in and beat the shit out of him again.But then Liv was the distraction.
02:26:13And she also, during the heat,she'd interfere like the heel manager,but she distracted Priest and Dominic stopped him.And they got enough heat on Priestto where he could make a tag to Ria,although, I'll say this now,and it goes for the next tag also.Somebody, please work with these four poor people on hot tags.
02:26:37It could have been.They just go over and tag when it's timewith the other guy down in the ringand not trying to stop anybody.if they could build their hot tags,they would blow the roof off these fucking places.But anyway, priest, cold-tagged Rhea.And Ria made a come back on Liv,
02:26:56and she's got all the fire in the world.I'm not saying that people booedor that they didn't cheer,but it's just a cold tagis when you do nothing to fucking build to a goddamn pop.Just air, boom.I've said this a million times, though.I've illustrated that,
02:27:12can they go to the YouTube channeland hear Jim Cornett on hot tags, I wonder?I don't know, actually.Well, goddamn it, fix it so they can if they can't.You're in charge of these things.Tell somebody what to do.I will work with AI Cornett tonight on it.How about that asshole Shark Nado or Kippelman or somebody?
02:27:35Well, we need the clip before we could just add it there.I don't know if there's a clip is the...Well, I've said this a bunch of times.It's out there somewhere floating in the ether.Out of how many episodes, when was the last time?Well, there's a, well, what have we done?A thousand of these, maybe?This is episode 548 of the experience.
02:27:52Well, it might have been on the drive-thru.So there's 300 and something of those.Well, yeah, go.It's less than a thousand, so it shouldn't be that hard.They're only, what, three, four hours a piece?All right.All right.Anyway, so then Ria sees Dominic.
02:28:11And Dominic, Hamina, Hamina, Hamina,Dominic said, oh, give me a hug, mommy.And Ria clotheslines the shit out of him and gets a leg choke on him in the corner and bumpsLiv and goes for the riptide on Dominic and Liv saves him in the nick of time.And then they beat up Rhea for a minute and she cold tagged Priest.Just there was no way anybody could stop her.Just, boom.And Priest made a comeback.
02:28:39And it broke into a big four-way and then Priest and Ria did double razoredges on both the heels,and Priest was going to choke slam Dominic.And here comes Carlito and JD.And a baby faces stop them, but Finn comes in.And Nails Priest, and Dominic hits a big619 and a splash and gets a two-count.And then the girls come back in.
02:29:07And Priest and Finn and Dom are fighting on the floor,and Dom ran at Priest on top of the day.they had the two desks side by side,but priest closed lined him and Dominictook a flip bump on the fuckingdesk, andthen Ria head-buddedLiv and gave her the riptide,
02:29:27boom,ein's dwight,three.And that was the end of that, boom,they had to win.There was no, and, andI didn't know that they wouldbeat Live,
02:29:43I kind of wishthat they had hadlive or Ria beat Dominicand let the referee count it anywaythat would have been a little fuckingextra out for the heelsbut Ria needed to win thisbecause she's the biggest baby face star
02:30:02and I don't know that it hurtsDominic and live to lose because they're justsuch annoying heels in that veinthey don't need to be dominant in the win-loss categorybut I like this fucking thing tooI thought it was really goodI'm a big fan oflive and Dom together
02:30:22as sneaky chicken shit heelswho don't stoplike live Morganlike go down and they get upand jump on someone's backand I thought this was really goodand I really liked itand I think that they don't lose any heat
02:30:35they lost the matchand they could come back on Rawand pick up all their heatpick it up in a purdy basketBut now it's time, Brian.Time for the world title to be on the line.I know the world title was just on the line four matches ago, but it's another world title.It's another world.
02:30:55Did you ever watch another world or was that still on when you were a kid?I never really watched it, no.You struck me as being a soap opera fan when you'd be about seven, eight, nine.No, I was watching cartoons.See, that surprises me.I thought you'd have been tied into all the latest goings on.at General Hospital.That's what's missing today for kids,
02:31:14especially boys.There's no Thundercatch.Soap operas?Thundercats, G.I. Joe, He-Man, Transformers, Voltron.Just all these great cartoons.I thought you meant General Hospitaland One Life to Live.No, apparently some of those are still around.
02:31:29Well, we got one more match to go,if not one life to live,for the world title Randy Orton versus Gunther.And this was thethe ultimate example of this crowd going absolutely berserk.Because Orton's been in the WWF for 20 years or more,and he's over, and he's an icon.And Gunther is the most well-known German wrestler
02:32:01in the United States since Fritz von Erich,and he's better known in Germany than Fritz von Erich was,because Fritz von Erick wasn't really German.Either he. He's Austrian.Well, same thing.It's not the same thing.These people were going nuts for him.Germany invaded Austria.
02:32:22Okay.Well, wait a minute.What do they speak in Germany?What language?Okay, what language they speak in Austria?Austrian?See, you hate to give up a point, don't you?Well, just, I mean, I don't know what...
02:32:38They may speak German, but again, it doesn't dispel anything about the fact that Germany invaded Austria.If all of a sudden, the Austrians are speaking German.They taught him a goddamn lesson, too, didn't they?Because they still love the Austrians in Germany, because they loved Gunther.Well, yeah, let's get back.Let's get away from World War II, and let's get back to World War III.I'm just saying he's closer than St. Louis to a hometown hero as Gunther,and that's the way that they were taking him.
02:33:05so I think your problem with the people of Austriais old-fashionedI don't have a problem with the people of Austriawell anyway the people liked everybody herethey sang Orton's song which they played overand over and overhe got the world record for milking the fucking crowdjust standing there in the spotlight
02:33:29and then they played Gunther's musicand they're singing his I've never heard anybody singGunther's song. But they were singing his song too, and on the ring introductions.Orton gets the big pop from our girl Samantha, her introduction, and thenHand comes in the screen, and there's Ludwig. Our boy Ludwig Kaiser, and he demandedthe microphone, and they cheered that. And then he spoke German, and they cheered that. And thenEnglish, and he introduced Gunther, and they cheered the shit out of Gunther. And then theytried to ring the bell.
02:34:09Well, they did, but more singingbroke out.And thenthey had a bit of a wrestling match.They did a couple of headlocked takeovers.And the crowd wouldn't stopchanting and screaming, whetherthey were doing anything or not.
02:34:26So they just stoppedand stared at each other andlet the crowd scream and yelland the people are batshit.And then they started doing the wave.And so Orton waited.for it to go around and then fuckingjoin the wave and the place went bat shit
02:34:41about that. I mean, this isliterally every professionalwrestler's dream. Just go out andstand to the ring and have the people jumpingup and down, having afucking manic fit,and in lock up.Anyhow,
02:35:02did you notice it was an old style ring?They didn't have the LED posts.I didn't notice that, no.I wasn't really looking for it, so I didn't pay that.Well, when they were,out fighting on the floor, it was refreshingto see actual metal ring postagain, rather than all this fancy
02:35:18shit. And thatand it's good. It's suitablebecause Gunther and Ortoneran old-fashioned coupleof workers. That's why this wasas good of a match as it was.Gunther wasgoing to be
02:35:32the heroiness thingto the German crowdbut they again,same thing as with Cody and Owenthey didn't want to just boothe shit out of Ortonand they worked itthis way and Orton can be a little more
02:35:49heelish than Cody because it's in his natureit's Randy Orton's personalityand so but againOrton wasn't cheatingpulling out foreign objects doing things behind a referee'sback taking a cheap shotcapitalizing but he got heaton Gunther's right arm that
02:36:09Gunther does the chops with.And that's smart, notheelish, but the crowd didn't like itbecause they want to seeGunther or their boy chop.And Gunther,without switching baby faceand just doing a Ricky Morton
02:36:26and Mouthing helped me to the crowdwas fighting from underneathand when he would chop,he would sell the arm like, oh shit, I shouldn't have done that.But it's like Gunther was the very subtlebaby face figure in a lot of this when he was fighting from underneathand Orton was cranking on that arm.And then they're back and forth with the stiff shots.
02:36:49It was a selling class on guys staggering and registeringand or outright taking a bump and the varying degrees of itin fighting each other.At one point, Gunther threw a bunch of kicks and Orton just reached upand poked him in the eye.and the crowd booed thatbut that got more responsethan on a lot of shows
02:37:16or in some other WWE matcheswhen the fucking heel takesgoddamn hockey stickand hits the guy in a fucking dickwith it and but then as soon as Randyhit the draping DDTthe crowd was chanting RKO RKObecause they wanted to see that
02:37:35and then when he tried itGunther Ducked and Germansuplexed him and drop-kicked him,splash off the top and got a two-count,and on the splash, Gunther hooked Orton's legwith his left arm,still selling the right arm.And now the people are chanting, this is awesome.
02:37:56And they go back and forth with some more false finishes.And then finally, Orton had setthe metal stairs upnext to the desk, and he bounced Gunther off of himover and over and then gave him the big drop onto the announced desk that he does and the desk collapsed.So Orton drags Gunther of the ring, try to beat him, and goes for the RKO, and Gunther slips it and gets the sleeper.And then Orton breaks it, but Gunther gets it back.And then Gunther gives him the elbows and another sleeper.
02:38:35And Orton picks him up on his shoulders and falls backwards and breaks it, but Gunther gets itand more elbows.And then finally,Wharton passes out and referee rings the bell.Great match.I hate these stationary finishes.And I know they were still fighting for itand everything,
02:38:56but that's another one of these moderntropes, as they say,thatit just, when you're in thatsame place and that samegeneral position for that long,and there is,is some element of it being a foregone conclusion and it's not it doesn't give people the
02:39:22exhilaration of an incredible one two three that they didn't expect or were waiting to seeand suddenly it's right in front of them and they got three seconds to register it does that makesense to you it makes sense to me i know typically you always i'm not put down but you'renot a fan of submission finishers it will soa submission, yes, when it doesn'tthey were therefor a while.Put the fucking hold on the guy and he go,
02:39:52oh shit, he fights and he canand he taps or whatever, butgoing back to it, going back to it, I seewhat they're doing, but it's just stillthere's no big bump, there's no bigmoment, there's no bigrevealingwhatever, there's no big anticipation.
02:40:08Oh, it's, you know.What did you think of them shaking hands after the bout?Well, I hadn't got there yet.but I will nowas they got up andregathered their wits about themthen they shouldand by the way they shook left hands
02:40:24because Gunther was still selling his right armbehind himbut they shook left handsand Orton acknowledged Guntherand I think some of the lip readers saidthat Orton said you're the fucking manwhich is probably what he didand
02:40:40I think it's great thereI think if they'd beenin Cleveland?Maybe not.But because they were in Germany,I think it was the right thing to do.Because it does paint Guntheras somewhat of an honorable character.
02:40:59But he should be at that point,and also he won.It was a good match,and that was the main event.Did you watch any of the coverageafter the matches?Well, I got to pay-per-view,so mine went to,
02:41:11thank you for ordering this pay-per-view.No, they're doing like a really good jobtreating it like a sport in the post-production where they have the, or in the post-show,I should say, they had that Jackie Redmond with Big E and I forget who was with them.And then they kept going back to different places.They went back to the announced desk, talked to them, had an interview with Punk.You know, they were all around and it was actually a really good job, I think they did.Well, and the primary reason for that is not the pay-per-view, where the buyer has already purchased,
02:41:47what he wanted to see and seen it,but it's to keep him on peacock, right?Now that they're engaged on Peacca,well, let's keep them for another hourwith this post show wrap-up and, et cetera.And then they went to the media scrum,and Cody Rhodes spoke first,and he kind of spoke in place to Triple H
02:42:06who wasn't there, his daughter was going to college this weekend.So no Triple H.She can go through college in one weekend.She's got to be a smart little whipet there.Well, maybe they made a donation to the university.So she enrolls on Thursday, goes to class on Friday, she got her diploma by Monday.I don't think that's how it worked, but a successful, another record-breaking WWE event.And you can get away with this when you have an audience like these that they're getting, especially internationally, that are so rabid to see these people.
02:42:47in these matches and what's going to go on.And like we talked about earlier with the AEW folks,you know, yes, Australia may be rabid,but at those prices and with that many tickets to sell,the problem that I have is when AEW goes to the regular towns nowin this country,it's a library-like silence.in a lot of the matches
02:43:18because the people now are kind of going out of dutybecause this is what they have been supportingand wanted to support for so longthat's why the numbers are droppingbecause slowly they're like well fucknow you knowit's about stars tooit's about stars being presented like what are we getting out of this
02:43:37at this point besides supporting this companywe wanted to support why are we supporting this companybut you know you can't chargeincredible priceswhen the people are notcoming, they're ready to jump out of theirfucking chairs anyway.So that's the difference
02:43:55is the WVE's getting away with thisbecause these people are having a fine old fucking time.But a lotof the AEW audiencesthat nobody's, I knowthis is an extreme case, but actuallyit's not extreme, France,Puerto Rico,
02:44:10the goddamn reactionsthey're getting at their big major eventsin this country.SummerSlam,the 60-something thousand peopleor whatever were hopping up and down.And just imagine how much higherthe bidding for WrestleMania
02:44:25is going to get in coming yearsas more of these eventskeep happening with selloutsin different parts of the world.They're about to have a year with Sina.Yeah.You know what I mean?So, I mean,
02:44:36the WrestleMania bidding is a big deal now.Imagine how much more it's going to bein a few years.So,the gap.The gap is widening.I think the biggest gap is the space between Tony Kahn's ears, but nevertheless,can we come back home from Berlin?
02:44:55Yes, please.Yes, now, yes.Well, let's hop on the transport.And folks, we will be back to drive through another episode of Brian's program in thenext few days, and then back here next week with, my God, next week's another AEWpay-per-view on the experience, isn't it?All out.Boy, I sure am.
02:45:18All out of patience.So, we're going to get out of here to get ready for that, folks.Until we see you and hear you and feel you up and fondle you again, thank you, fuckyou, and bye-bye, everybody.
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