Episode 458
00:00Let me sit down.Hello again, friends.Sit down.And you are our friends.Let's all get up and let's all now sit down.Welcome back to another edition of Jim Cornett's Drive Through a Pact Edition here today.I'm your host, The Great Brian Last, and here he is the music lover himself, Mr. Jim Cornet.Everybody get up.
00:54Everybody get down.That was, you sounded like, that sounded like a movie song.soundtrack from a movie in the 70s where Richard Pryor was a preacher of a church.Thank you.That's what that sounded like.That's kind of what I'm going for with my sound.I really appreciate that.It's 50 years old and the background to a deceased person.
01:17You've got, you've nailed it.I think we could all agree movies were better then, so I'll take it.Well, you got me there.But that at least it wasn't as sharp.It was like normally you just take a sharpened spike and just run it right.up my sphincter, but in this case, there was no sharp edges.It was just like I was being pummeled lightly in the ribs by a toddler.Well, that's not the sound I'm going for, so maybe you just are not ready yet for this
01:45new kind of music, but...Well, you can call it pommel rock.Hey, they got a rock of everything now.They got the yacht rock.You've seen that, right?The Doobie brothers and the Christopher crosses and the sailing, sailing aways,and the things like that, you could have pommel rockwhere listening to this music is equivalent
02:07to being pummeled about the bodywith short blows by a toddler.It's not going to do a lot of damage,but over a period of time,it could get quite wearisome.Again, I think you're misinterpreting the music here.You may be, as I said before, not ready.Your ears may not be ready to appreciate
02:24what's happening over here and what's happening.You got me there also again.I may never be ready.I'm certainly not ready for that now.I may never be ready.I had a big morning today, Brian.I'll have you know.Had the septic tank pumped out,
02:42which I realize, you know,in the hustle and bustleand the hurry, scurry lives that we lead,I just, I don't often think of my septic tank.The poor, poor forgotten septic tank,it stays fairly quiet,right where it is under the ground,It does its own thing, and you don't often think of it.
03:05But then I realized here a little while ago,possibly aided by the faintest whiff of poop out to front yardwhen I had the dogs out.It's been a while.So the guy came and took care of that service for it.It's a big deal.I'm almost on the Medicare.I got like, well, oh, shit, hold on.
03:27I'm looking at the date.I have got officially, I start.September 1st, even though my birthday, hint, hint, wink, wink, gifts accepted is not until September 17th, where I will officially be 65.I get to start 17 days early on paying just a little bit less than I was for my private insurance, for my Medicare.So I'm almost, it's a big deal now that you turn 65, you get Medicare, you get septic tank pumped, this point I'm trying to make.Doesn't it give you a good feeling?Brian, would you have your septic tank pumped?It's like a cleanliness has washed over the house.
04:12I literally just wrote down septic on a post-it and put it on my desk to remind me from this conversation to check with Suzanne about when we're going to have our people come over here and do the exact same thing.Well, there you go.See, we got to create awareness.It's what we got.We got to create more septic awareness.SA.We've got to push for more SA across the country.and around the world.
04:35People have got to think of the initials essay,septic awareness.With all the funny named wrestling promotionsthat have popped up,how does septic championship wrestling work for you?For an indie group, for, you know, an indie group.Well, you know, at some points,people could have said that southeastern championship
04:59wrestling might have passed.No, I'm just kidding.It was a fine territory.just kidding.I don't,or,you know,just says,
05:10they actually,that's what Al Green andPhil Hickersonshould have fucking adopted.Because we,Hickerson died here a few weeks ago,right?Well,
05:20it's been a little bit longer than that now.It's been a while.But it seems like only yesterday.But that's what Tojo said about him and AlGreen when they were a tag team.It's the,the tank brother,Sherman and Septic.
05:35I think somebodythey or somebody else should have gonewith that. There comesthe Tank Brother, Sherman and Septic.Get some big fact. Thosefucking Shane twins.It could have been afucking like a double
05:52entendre gimmick.In the business, we knew they were theshits, but the fans could have calledthem Sherman and Septic Tank.I'm just spitballing here.Are you there? Are you there?is this thing on it really is amazing that no one has gone for the gimmick of a you know at least a port-a-pottyuh emptier or whatever they would be called i don't know if they're septic people too i guess maybe but uh
06:18well and no i didn't mean the gimmick of the emptier for fucks sake like oh he has to wrestle him oh not l hopper almost had that covered if vincent had six more months with it he would have had the he wouldhave had the sewage truck like angle had the fuckingmilk truck and Austin had the beer truck.T.L. Hopper would have been spraying sludge on everybodyif Vincent had his waywith his fascination with the poopie.Do you think you have to dress like a dirty plumber
06:49to have our dirty plumber gimmick?Like, did T.L. Hopper have to have that outfitin the ring for his matches. So you would think,oh, he came off work, his day job,to come here to Raw.everyone would think that the boys then would be complaining.Like, you know, whoa, hold on there, cowboy.Before you get in the ring, grab me in a headlock with them fucking pits.
07:14No, it was just ridiculous from the start.And that's, at that point, Vince had the smallest talent roster that he's ever had.And that's why we were trying to hire those guys becausewe wanted guys I've told a story but just for the kidswe wanted guys that we could use on television that knew how to workand could put our main event guys over because we had such a small rosterthat we couldn't be beaten 12 of our guys couldn't beat the other 12 on TVevery fucking week right at any meaningful way it was just it was the shit
07:57so we thought if we get all these guys that from the territorythat are at loose ends, as they say,that were working main eventsor working featured spots and territoriesand get them to have matches with the top guys.They can put them over.But Vince had to remake every single goddamn one of theminto these ludicrous gimmicks that took attention
08:20away from the point of why I said we needed them,which was to feature our guys with quality opponents,and you had to bring the new guys in and give them a few wins on televisionto make them competent in any way to do that,but all the people looked at was these stupid fucking gimmicks.So it was meaningless.It was caca.And creative services, by the way,
08:56when creative services would send vets shit for people,didn't really give two shits about,that's when you'd see some,like the Bastion Booger outfit.It was a creative services sketch,and he did give shits about Bastion Boogerbecause it was a rib, but he didn't make a lot of changes.Well, going back to septic wrestlers,
09:21beyond job guys, like the infamous 1988 stinky guyon TBS against the Midnight Express.Oh, beyond that, beyond job guys, known wrestlers,Who was the smelliest?Who did wrestlers hate working with in the ring?Why do you want me to slander deceased people and talk about Leon again?Well, we know that, what, his mask stunk was outfit stunk.Well, I guess he stunk now that I think about it.
09:46It was the surroundings of him.And I mean, there's outside of Camp Cornette, who else?Well, hey, no, not everybody in my organization.had an aversion to washing their gear or the inability to get to all the places on their bodybecause of its massive size.You know, thinking down through, I don't want to slander anyone unnecessarily withoutknowing for sure, because there's been times where I remember in the car 40 years ago.You know, if we'd work with somebody, we didn't work with regularly.
10:33Bobby might say, oh, geez, he fucking, he needs to wash his shit or whatever, but it doesn't stand out.It nothing got to the legendary status of Vader.What about breath?Any wrestlers have notorious bad breath.Oh, geez.Well, and also the coffee, wrestlers are notorious for drinking coffee.And anytime you got a close talker with the coffee, that was.That was pretty fucking rough, but, I mean, again, I wasn't up in most people's face to
11:10fucking get a good whiff of it.There's someone I won't mention on this, I'll tell you off there.There it is.There it is.I'll tell you off air.Well.What about feet?Who had smelly feet?
11:21Oh, for God's sake.Smelly feet, smelly feet.Like, despite all the washing, despite all the washing, did anyone think that Mike Sharp stunk?No, he was, you could smell him coming down the hallway, but it was, it was a pleasant smellbecause of the combination of the soap and the aftershave and the nutrients and emolions that he wasusing all the time.He was a breath of fresh air.All right, this has been a stinky.
11:54Why are you asking, I don't know, do you have some type of goddamn odor?No, I would thought maybe something would come out that we didn't know, like, oh, you know,that manny Fernandez smelled like shitI just I didn't know what you would saywhy do you mention his nameI was trying to think about a wrestler from the 80sthat you were around nothing against him personallyI'm actually a fan of the region
12:13he's the what he's the what you came uphe just looked like he might notfucking that all over a hump a dinghump a dink really stunkhump a stink hump a stinkhump was a very meticulous gentlemanas a matter of fact in the way he was put togetherthat Paul Jones
12:32I'm naming anyone, just slandering anyone.Paul Jones looks like he would smell like cigarettes.No, Paul Jones did not smoke.You see?But he did he dipped.He did dip. He had the dip in his lip.All right.Well, this has been a lip full of dip.
12:49This has been a lip full of dip.A septic conversation, an awful beginning to this show.I just mentioned that I, you know, I'm trying to keep up with the household shores around here.And I've just, it was a bright spot of my.morning, a landmark moment.I may not have to do that again for, you know, say five years or so.This could be my one of my last few septic pumpings.I just want to commemorate it.
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14:26And there's going to be the classic wrestling fans out there,it's going to be Shangri-Lathis Christmas at Jimcornette.comboth for a few one-of-a-kind itemsand as well an amazing opportunityat just reliving the past.The memories, memorieson my website this holiday season.
14:56You know, I just looked this up.I hadn't thought about it before.We just talked about him on the Missy Highest.Darkside review, 900 numbers.You never hear them plug.You never see commercials anymore.I didn't realize they're just not a thing.Like, it's not, it says here.
15:11No, it doesn't exist anymore, right?Effectively obsolete and unavailablethrough standard U.S. telecommunication providers.I didn't even realize that.Wow.Well, when is the last time that you saw of one advertised?Uh-huh.Mm-hmm.
15:30So were there no more certain?services for beyond wrestling fans, like perverts were the ones who really popularized phonelines, I would think more than anyone. There are no more like things that you can call MistressAlexandra. I think you would have to do it on the internet like you do everything else onthe internet, wouldn't you? I guess because I don't, you're the only person I really know how tocall on the internet because you send me the little link to click on. But I guess you could be callingElviraMistress of the Dark or whatever.
16:04That's what,you know, and this is2006, right?So it was 2005.One of those linesis the reason why that I ended up,we bought the entire hourfrom the TV station for Ohio Valley
16:22Wrestling here in Louisville because ofone of those lines.What do you mean?Because our deal with the station wasthat oh god hold on it wasn't it was we got nine and they got no we got eight and they got fourminutes of the commercial time that's what it was and we paid a couple of hundred bucksremuneration per week also that was covered in excess by our sponsors so what basically they got fourminutes out of the hour to try to generate some income by selling the spot time to sponsors as
17:00we were doing with our eight minutes and plugging our fucking events.And I turned on the TV one night and the entire,because I should preface this by saying that they didn't want to put any timeand effort into individual projects at that point in time at the station with theirsales force.They wanted to sell their evening, you know,prime time block, any local news that they were carrying with the citizens.station or whatever and the the network shit they didn't want to you know bother with that's why we
17:37ended up just doing it all ourselves but i turn on the show and the almost the entire four minutesof station time is not just phone sex but not that there's anything wrong with this gay phonesex gay phone sex lines commercials in the wrestling show in the wrestling show oh my godWith scantile or clad than my fucking wrestlers were was these models and these,and I said, I called the fucking our sales rep up that Monday morning or whatever.I said, this is not particularly the image Saturday night at 11 o'clock or not that we want to be projecting in the body of our program.no pun intended the body of our programso how much you want for the extra four fucking minutes
18:33because I knew that they werebullshit spots that they probably weren't getting$25 a piece for anyway so what30 seconds that was a 50 bucks a minuteeither we paid him an extra 200 bucks a week or whatever the fuck it wasand just bought the whole goddamn hourjust so that we couldn't they couldn't put inportographic fucking
18:55material in the middle of my fuckingborderline portographic material.Once again, this has been a separate.But it's your show.That's right. Jim, we have a lot of it.And at Jimcorded.com, we'll talk about next weekwhat's going on for the holidays.You're going to be able to save some money too.
19:14How about that?All right. That sounds like a good deal.promo code JCE.Jim, before we get to the wrestling talk,a few outside of wrestling topicspeople have wanted to hear your thoughts on, of course,the passing of Dolly Parton,a legend in country music and beyond,
19:31but let's talk about Dolly Parton.Well, I know, it's so sadbecause I guess I'd heard either,was she one of the artists recentlythat canceled something due to health,or there had been concernedsince her husband died last year,that her health had been an issue,
19:54but nobody knew apparently how bad this was or whatever.But 15 years older than me,but it seems like she's been around forever.Because even when I was a kid, she was a star already.I was watching her on TV.She was on Porter Wagner's show, right?He's the one that put her on national televisionat the first time.
20:20Mr. Music Expert.Yeah, that's right.They were partners.But she was, I guess, a teenage prodigy at that point.So, like, 18, 19, whatever.I mean, but so it seemed like she was just kind of timelessbecause also she's one of those people that didn't change in appearancedrastically from, you know, decade to decade.
20:48but anyhowI was fucking with youwe talked right before we went on the airbecause I was dollydolly dolly dollyand you're likeoh get it out of my headyou can't get that
21:02I know thateverybody likes I will always love youor the you knownine to fivenine to five or the traditionalcountry stuff she didor whatever butthat's an earworm
21:17You cannot get that fucking tune.And if you find somebody that's really good on guitar,they can make a whole goddamn deal out of it.But her voice was perfect for that.That's the thing is, I'm not a country music fan.I never met Dolly Parton,and it's not like I'm going to be holding a candlelight vigil.But in certain circumstances,
21:43she had the perfect voice.How can I say this?same thing in wrestling we always said the undertaker only mark calloway could have been theundertaker anybody else tried to have been fucking ridiculous right anybody else with that voiceit would have been fucking cartoon but it worked for her and it was beautiful right and it wasunique you could only only that person could do that thing and some of that material was perfect forso that's why it had just you can't get that one tune out of your mind but did you see she had the mostI can't remember what the name of the poll was but the most favorable rating of any
22:33public figure that they measured in the poll that they took which encompassed like major nationalfigures Barack Obama came in second because70% of people said they had a favorable impression of her,and only 5% said they had an unfavorable impression of her.So that meant her net was 65%, right?Do you know what second place Barack Obama's was?No.15%.
23:10That was the second, because like 55% of people,percent of people were in favor of him, but 40% of people were not in favor of you, and thatmeans 15, right? So you went from 15% from the second popular most person on the planetto goddamn Dolly Parton was 65. How is it? Anyway, she has done a ton for, you know, she's fromthe same area, severeville, pigeon,Forge, Gatlinburg, that area right next to the Smoky Mountains, where Kevin Sullivanspiked Kanamura that night.Her childhood cabin might literally be like 10 miles from that fucking spot.
24:06And in the 40s and 50s, besides when they had just formed the state park, the Smoggy MountainNational Park, that's why Gatlinburg first became kind of a place people knew.oh, you could go to Gallenberg and visit the park and you could do this and that.Because otherwise, it was just complete.It was the holler.It was the hills.It was the woods, right?People were poor and living in cabins literally.
24:37And that's, I mean, the same principle is where my mom grew up.They didn't have, when she moved out to come to Louisville after she graduated high school in 1951,the house they were living in didn't have indoor plumbing.So then the park caused Gatlinburg to get to be, you know, kind of a thing where they had a couple of nice restaurants.But when I went there in the early 70s, they had the Ripley's, believe it or not, museum and some cool rides and things to look at.And the Holiday Inn had a swimming pool out in a parking lot.that was a big fucking deal right that was 1970 she was born in the fucking 40sand that now with not only all of the development but you know all these years later
25:32that's where pigeon forge well by the 90s that's where we did this uhlandstorm chris jericho thrill seekers videos for smoky mountain was in pigeon forge at allthose tourist attractions and shit.And the point is,she, when she gotwealthy and becamefamous and et cetera,she opened an amusement
25:58park, Dollywood,there inbetween Pige and Forge andGallenburg that I think they saidbrought like 10,000jobs to thearea, if not the parkitself, and
26:13put money in that place becauseas it's grown up to be a tourist attraction,it'll take you 45 minutes to drive five milesthrough the middle of that place now.It's just, it's like Las Vegas for hillbillies.But, you know, a lot of that was due to hergetting in there early and spurring development.Am I rambling here because I know too much about Gatlinburg
26:39and Pigeon Forged Tennessee?No, this is good. This is good.This is almost the length of the Robert Moses book.Oh, for heaven's sake.Now, talk about her songwriting.Well, I'm more interested in getting people who would have visitedthe Catalan Bergen Pige and Forge.I may go back to your tourism bureau stuff.
26:59Do that.Well, no, she was a very good songwriter also.And she grew up in a tiny log cabin as a poor black child in great smoky mountains.And later on became world famous.I don't know what else.She had to be a wrestling faneven when she was a little kid,even if, you know, she never followed it once she attained
27:26the age of, you know, being able to avoid itbecause everybody in those hollers knew what the fuck was going onwith the wrestling.She had Hulk Hogan in a music video with her as her husband.That's right.I remember that.I don't remember the video, but actually I remember the picturethat went around with them together.
27:45and it was like his tits were bigger than hers was.I hate to say it, but that was how I first found out who she was as a kid.On the camp bus, the kids used to sing,Dolly Parton is the best.She's got mountains on her chest.And any time you went past like a big hump in the ground,someone would yell, Dolly Parton!That was how I first found out who she was.
28:06Good Lord.Hey, that's where you got that tune for the intro, though.Dolly, Barnet.That is not the same tune that is not part of my son.just the same. It sounds just, it's reminiscent. It's an homage.But yeah, but you know, great movie star, philanthropist,financier, fiancé, it's a shame, but, you know,I guess we're all old now. We're all, you know, once it like, I'm gone,
28:37I think everybody else should just, in sympathy, just go ahead and say,fuck it. It's not worth living anymore. We've lost all the great stars.right about the day or two after I go.That sounds like something you would want.That's awful.Dolly's gone, Cornett's gone.Fucking, it's downhill from here.Let's just end it now.
28:55Save a lot of the goddamn grief.Well, like you said before,she seems like someone who was just a truly decent person,despite the wealth, the fame, and everything else.I think people could maybe not relate to her,but feel like she was a good person.A lot of these celebrities feel like they're full of shit.She never did.
29:14Yeah.That's the thing is you almost couldn't relate to this, you know, this person who does all these things and is covered in rhinestones, but you believed that she took the piss out of herself, as they say across the pond, enough with the thing she said and what she did and obviously demonstrated that she was a well, I start well-rounded and I'm punny, but a decent person.a grounded person.And she took the piss out of herselfand didn't take herself seriously enoughand helped other people enough that he said,okay, she'san eccentric artist
29:56that is uniqueon the earth, but she's trying to usethat to help people.Imagine that. I saw Jane Fondado an interview where she said that when they did nine to five,Dolly didn't learn her lines.She learned the entire script.She was the one person there her first day on the set.
30:14She knew the entire script.Everyone couldn't believe it.And, yeah, very sorry to see.Obviously, it was somewhat clearthat she was having some health issuesover the past year or so,and very sorry to see the passingin Dolly Parton.
30:30Jim, another passing I want to make quick mention of here on the show.Tim Curry has passed away this morningat the age of 80.Of course, best known for a Rocky Horror Picture Show,a lot of other roles.Let's talk a little bit about Tim Curry.Were you a fan?Well, 80 must be the magic number this week.
30:49Is that what's up in the Cosmic Lottery?I'm a fan of certain things that Tim Curry has done,including the Rocky Horror Picture Show.I have not been a person who sought out everything Tim Curry didbecause I'm a fan of his specifically.But he was a fucking weird, quirky type character.and the Rocky Horror Picture Show thing,I didn't even register until the 90s,
31:23but that's when I first saw it,and this is, it fucking tickled me.But what is the, what am I trying to think the evil?What evil character did he play in a goddamn moviethat I really liked?And I'm blank now.because I would have prepared had I known he died.He was in Clue.
31:46He was The Clown in It.He was Rooster and Annie, the brother of Carol Burnett's character.My favorite role...I remember Clue.I was thinking of something else, but yeah, Clue was very good.Your favorite.My favorite role that almost no one ever mentions him in,because no one ever saw the movie.
32:06Times Square, which was supposed to be the great punk rock movie,and it ended up kind of being a good punk.rock movie with akind of a lesbian storylinethat they edited it out of the movie. It's a weirdmovie, but it's really good, and it shows Times Squareat that point in the late 70s, and he playsJohnny LaGuardia, the DJ on the radio,
32:26and he's fantastic in that role. It's a small roleall things considered, but he's so goodin that role. Well, if they cut the lesbians out, they should have given himmore of their time. It's a fascinating movie. I don't know if you ever saw it.It is a Robert Stigwood movie.I've never heard of it.Wait a minute.I've never heard of it.
32:45But Robert, what year was this?79, maybe?Oh, so he was spending some of the money that he made from the BGs by then.Well, remember, before the BGs, Robert Stigwood was a longtime manager in England.He actually, he managed Cream.There's a famous story of Bill Graham throwing him out of the film war,and Cream thought it was the greatest thing because they were sick of them already.But he tried to manage the Beatles.
33:09After Brian Epstein died, he tried the mum.muscle his way in and become their manager, and they fucking threw him out right away.But we're now talking about the 70s.Yeah, he wasn't into movies until the late 70s, was he, when everything took off?He tried to have a trifecta.He had Saturday Night Fever, which blew up, was huge.That soundtrack was massive, and that's the Bee Gees.He had Greece, which ended up being a big hit, and to this day is still kind of a cult classic.
33:42and then the third film was Times Square,which was the story of two young,runaway teenage girls in Times Square.Like it's CD clubs, and they start a punk band,and it's an amazing soundtrack,it's a double soundtrack, a double album,double LP, I guess I should say,really good soundtrack, and it just didn't work.
34:07It's a great film, it looks beautiful.To see it now, it looks incredible,but you could also understand why people in 1979didn't necessarily get behind thislike in a sea of Kramer versus Kramerand shit like that.And it probably was quite remarkably different in tonefrom stay in life, stay in life, ah, ha.
34:30In this film, there's a scene with the girlswalking down the street in Times Squareto life during wartime by talking headsand just dancing down the street with people.It's fucking awesome.It's a great movie.It's a really cool movie.especially if you want to see New York in the late 70s,
34:43but Tim Curry was doing that.So Saturday night fever, Greece,and then, unfortunately,swinging a miss, but two out of three ain't bad for Stigwood,but Curry's still dead.That's right.And it doesn't sound like your...It's terrible.
35:02I wish him all the success in the world.People will still, he'll live on forever.they still do Rocky Horror Picture Show, don't they?Do the kids still go out and throw the things and dress up?Well, no, I guess now they're all doing it for wrestling.Yeah, I guess so.I guess so.Why don't, there could be a license for somebody.
35:31It might fit Tony's product a little better,but hey, the WWE, any kind of celebrity tie-in,have a Rocky Horror Picture Show themed gimmick on the cardand all the people can dress up and actually bring the shit to throwand dress up as the various,maybe it's a tag team with a manager,so you've got three different people to dress up as.Because all the fans want to do is sing the songs and woo the whos,
36:02so now they could, and they already dress up in a fashion.See, I'm spitballing this, Brian.the more I'm thinking about this,it would not be as outlandish as one might think.And they could all dress up and they could have the lines.They could repeat people's lines.Oh, they do that already.What don't they do in wrestling now
36:27that they did in the Rocky Horror Picture Show?I don't know.That's a great question for the listeners.We could let them chime in.But once again, Tim Curry passing at 80.And Jim, from there, we move on with the show.A lot of big wrestling topics.We're going to start with some wrestling history,
36:46because we have raw and other things to talk about,but why don't we start with something to put you in a good mood?Hey, I'm still happy over my septic tank.Nothing can bring me down from this high.Jim, something really cool.Could be the methane. I'm not sure.All right, could be the meth. I don't know.Jim, something really cool that has just turned up
37:08that we have to talk about and review here on the showis some audio from Minneapolis, Minnesota,June 17th, 1947.I have the program here,a copy of it that was online.Let me read to you what's in the programjust to set up what we're going to listen to.You've seen the old sports facts programs from Minneapolis.
37:31I'm sure you have many in your collection.Yes.So you know what it looks like.Volume 5, number 40.agree on 90 minutesChamp Gustafsonmeets ex-champ Zoboin season's final match
37:47For the first time in 14 yearsA wrestling match may go over the 60-minute markAt the auditorium Tuesday nightAt the insistence of Sandar ZaboHis bout with NWA champion Cliff Gustafsonwill have a 90-minute time limit instead of the usual one hour.So let me stop there for-Can I stop you there?
38:12And for the kids, that is the National Wrestling Association title, correct?Because the National Wrestling Alliance, the modern-day NWA,had not been formed yet just so there's no people don't wonder.What's really interesting about it,and this is something I actually need to research further,is you are correct to the National Wrestling Association,which when the NWA, the Alliance took off,eventually the Association recognized the Alliance as champion.
38:43So there is kind of no dispute after a certain point.This is actually an offshoot of the NWA National Wrestling Association titlebecause Cliff Gustafson is not listed in any title lineagethat I briefly looked at before we went on the airbecause I didn't know too much about this in advance.Well, and as a matter of fact,that period of time would have been dominated by Orville Brownbecause that was, hence, the merger that was going to take place,
39:13and then he had the car wreck, and it went to Thess.So where did Cliff figure in all of this?And I have a message here on the program,a message from Tony Stecker, who was the promoterand the brother of wrestling legend Joe Stecker,not only is Minneapolis the best town in the country,it's the best wrestling town too.Wrestling has just enjoyed its finest season here,
39:38thanks to the thousands of Upper Midwest fans who love good wrestlingand appreciate it as no other group in the country does.I consider it the luckiest thing that has ever happened to me,that I decided to become a promoter here in 1933among people who just can't be beat for sportsmanship.That I am deeply grateful goes without saying.I hope, in return, that I have succeeded in giving the fans good, clean, and thrilling sports entertainment,and I pledge myself to maintain...
40:12Well, ho! That phrase very early.Yeah, very interesting, 1947 again.And I pledge myself to maintain those high standards in the future.So, Jim, the other day, a group on Facebook, and I assume in other places, is called Radiotapes,not a wrestling group, just a group that tries to recover and discover old radio recordings that are still out there that haven't been brought to the forefront.This is an air check, it says, from the National Wrestling Championship in 1947 as heard on WM-I-N-A-M.Oh, drew 9,000 fans to the Minneapolis Auditoriumand turned into a brawl with fans entering the ring.
41:01Oh, my God.The match is described by Don Rileyand includes brief comments at the end by referee Wally Carbo.Oh, good Lord.So this is extraordinary in a number of ways,and obviously Wally Carbo would later go on to be Verngana's partnerand the longtime face of the promotion.Yeah, no, and not only would he be Vern's partner, Wally Carbo, put up a considerable amount of the money that helped Vern by the Minneapolis Boxing and Wrestling Club to begin with and start the AWA in proper.
41:41And like you said, lasted as the commissioner and et cetera all through those, you know, or the local promoter or he served many purposes.all through those years until until the very end, right?That is right, yeah.But, yeah, but this, so he would be a figure in the Minneapolis and the AWA wrestling scenefor the next 40 years after this, and he's already the referee for the world titlefucking match.That's incredible.It also says here, ladies free when accompanied by a paid reserved admission.
42:19Let's go to this coverage.again, this was uncovered by radio tapes.Let's review it. We'll stop it along the way.June 17, 1947 live radio coverage from WMIN.Cliff Gustafson recognized as the National Wrestling Association champion hereagainst former champion Sandar Zabo.Let's go to this audio now.And they're asking for the doctor.
42:45They're getting asking for the doctor here.Sable is trying to move in on Gustafon,and now one of the fans are tangling,over here with Gustafen.Two fans have come to blows on the far side of the ring.Daibo wants to move in on Cliff now.Cliff is still lying unconscious over there.Daibo is trying to get out his man.
43:01Daibo's moving.Now a fan has got in the ring.A fan is in after Jabbo.A fan is coming in the ring.Another fan's got in the ring and the other side.It's on a right hand of the jaw, Sabo.And there's a ball on.Sabo now the referee is hit with a right hand to the jaw.
43:14One fan's shirt is torn off his back.Four more fans are in.Gustafson's unconscious.And now Zabo is moving after a fan.Another fan has come in. Half a dozen fans in the ring throwing punches.They may have to get the riot squad here tonight.Still another fan. Now Harry Hirsch has moved into the ring.They're trying to get the fans down.
43:31Gustafin is unconscious. We don't think he can continue.Zabo now is falling one fan over and he's really moving in.This fan throws the left hook to the jar.And now Zaybo throws the right hand of the jaw.Six police are in the ring now.Zabon now is started by half a dozen police.Well, fans, we've never seen anything like it in all our lives.Zabo now there's half a dozen police in the ring.
43:49They're trying to stop the riot.to still have a dozen fans in here.What I'm asked this is.Justice is unconscious.Let me stop it there for a moment.I'm loving this.That's incredible.That is fucking incredible.
44:03I've never heard.I've seen a few instances,obviously, we've told stories where fans are jumping to ring and getting fights.I've never heard an actual play-by-play from a goddamn announcer like that of the whole thing.And that sounds like a nice little Donnie Brooke.But did you hear Gustavson's unconscious?He's figured, fuck this.I'm going to fucking be down here and cover up
44:33and I'm a dead body.They're going to leave me the fuck alone.That had to be like Ernie Ladd in Cleveland.The natives are restless ox.I'm going to be down here.He said he had one eye open,watching them fucking try to catch the chairs.Someone punched a referee in the face.
44:51Yes, poor Wally Carbo.He looked like a goddamn Kebler elf when he was 70.I don't know what the fuck.He wasn't exactly an Olympic athlete in those days.You know, it's like one of those reasons why I love radio broadcast of baseballbecause they have to describe everything.This guy's doing an amazing job.I mean, just incredible.
45:12Let's go back to this.Doctors are working over cliff there.They will now try to be fled out of the ring by the police.They will finally knock down half a dozen fans.over here when he went for theminute. Promoter Tony Stecker has now come inand fans, this is the wildest thing we've everseen. What a match. Now
45:28the police ran, promoter Tony Stecker'sin the rain. The doctor's over working on Cliffand brother, Cliff Gustafson,has really hurt. We don't know how bad he'shurt. They're calling up the hospital now.They're trying to get an ambulance here. We've never seenanything like a 9,000 fans on their feet.Zabel now is threatening to move in after
45:45Gustison. He hears what happened. He caughtCliff with that flying stuff like Sol of his. It's adanger sold. He got his man around theHe's spawning completely over in Cliff, I believe, landed on his neck.Gus doesn't landed on his neck, but he's laying out halfway under the road.And each time the cock got up to about seven, Cliff, managed to get that right shoulder just in and time.However, he's still out.Several of the fans now are working over Guses-in.
46:05They're asking now for the police to come.A portable radio has been brought into the center of the ring.They're asking for the police riot squad to break it up.They were cornered over here by half a dozen police.Let me stop it for a second.You never hear about the riot squad anymore.This is amazing.well and this is obviously what they've done is
46:22they did some kind of angle where Gustavson wasfucking unconscious knocked out he's hurt he's fucked upand that's what started the meleeZabo obviously being the heeland that's where the people started coming whether theywere mad at Wally Carbo because he didn't see whatever they didor you know whatever the case that's theAnd in a lot of time, you talk about the riot squad.
46:51That was a term that they used back in those days for,I don't know, maybe it would be the SWAT team today.There's not that many, if I could just riots at sporting events anymore,like wrestling and boxing it used to be.But it wasn't until probably 1980, 80, 81, 82,that the police, the uniform,Louisvillecity police officers
47:19that did securityat the Louisville Gardensstopped wearing their fuckingthey called their riothelmets, the round helmet with thefucking visor they could pull downbecause they had so manyfucking deals in the 70s during that
47:33hot runwhere they needed themthat finally it calmed downa bit to where that they stoppedwearing them but if you look back at some of the70s pictures of thetops in the gardens, they're still wearing the fucking helmets.The fans had his shirt completely torn off his back.
47:52He climbed in, went after Zabo,and Zabo kicked Gustason while Gustafin was lying unconscious over here.And we're waiting for the result of this.It's the wildest match we've ever seen.And now the fans are moving over here.Zabo is walking around the ring.He's lifting up his hand.The fans are booing tremendously here.
48:06We're going to wait to see what happens.Perhaps we can get referee Wally Carbo over here.We're waiting to see what the official outcome will be.Sandor Zabo is definitely watchingwalking around the ring now and snowed under by men in blue right now we count about seven police in here and of course they've called to the riot riot squad refereewas over there looking at cliff gusterson we'd like to know if that shared hold if we go up into the ring try to get a few words just a minute here we're waiting now to see what it is whether the action will go ongusterson is unconscious over there and just a minute we'll try to get somebody over here to the microphone and tell us what the official decision will benine thousand fans are standing up now half a dozen fans are still in the ring
48:45now trying to get out Zambolthe police now has formed a cordrun around Zabelthey're keeping off the rest of the fansat one time six fansThere are still fans in the ringtrying to get to him as wellthis is calmed out
48:58and they're still in the ringtrying to get timeI know this is fascinatingand you can seethe guy with his longcord on his microphonetrying to wind itto get into the ring
49:12or close to the ringor wind his way through peopleyou can see ityour mind's high.It's wrong on the ring. I'm throwing punches at the table. The lights come on. Just a minute.Tony, Tony! Just a minute, Basil. Try to get promoter Tony stick. Could you ask Tony to step over here?Tony? Could you step over here to the microphone? Tony? Could you come over the microphone?Just a minute? We're trying to get promoter Tony Stecker over there, but he can't come over.
49:34We're waiting now. He's working on Cliff Gusseson. We're waiting to see now what the final resultwill be. Gugges isn't still laying down. He may be seriously injured pants, and we'regoing to stay on the air just as long as we possibly can.can.Mustison, we see his wife has now come up to ringside.Custison, definitely has done here.He's definitely hurt the doctor now.This is great.
49:54It's like the Hindenberg.Some 9,000 fans are still standing up, and we've never seen anything like this match.The fact that his wife came to the ring side, there's no way back then.If anything was going on, they would have smartened up their wives, right?Oh, it depends on where they met their wives and how smart their wives were to begin with.So, but at the same time, it works either way.Because it was a planned deal, and she's probably thinking, my God, he's just been laying there while there's fucking riots going on.I better go down there and see if anybody accidentally stuck him.
50:29Still walking around the ring proclaiming itself the New World's champion.And we don't know just what the final result will be.We'll have to wait.We'll see if we can get a referee Wally Carmel over here to tell us what this final action will be.Just a minute.We're waiting now.We're waiting to see what the action is going to be.And there it is.
50:46The raising Sable's hand.He's a new world champion.The raising Zahebo's hand.He's a new world champion.We don't know how badly.Gustafin is injured over here.He's still unconscious.The doctors are working over him.
51:00They raised a Zanors Zabel's hand.He's a boy who hails from Santa Monica, California tonight.Free Crown, the National Wrestling Association champion in the Minneapolis ring today.Gustafin is still lying down over there on the far side of the ring,halfway out of the rain. The official club doctors are working on just a minute. Referee Wally Wally. Wally. Would youcome over here? We have referee Wally Carb. Wally?Wally. Just told us how bad? Cliff seems to be hurting. Just how did that happen?I can't tell you how bad he's hurt because I don't know. He's still out there and the doctor's
51:29talking to him. He was caught in that vicious supplic toll.That's right he landed the back of his head. Well, I certainly hope he's all right. And that meansnow that Zabo is officially the new Northwest Wrestling Association champion. He has regained his crown.Is that right, right? Well, thank you very much, Wally.I think.I think that was a will of a match,don't you, Wally?All I can say is I hope the clip comes out of it,
51:47don't you?He's still a great grappling.I hope so, too.It looks right now.He looks awful bad shape.He looks awfully pale.They're going to get an ambulance for him.That's what they say.
51:55They're not going to move them until they get an ambulance.Well, they're waiting for the ambulance.Is that right?That's right.Well, thank you very much for Holly Carball.And there you heard it right from the arbitrator.I'll be stopping again for another moment now that we've heard Wollie Carlin.Two things.
52:06One, and let's follow up on this.The Northwest Wrestling Association is what,Maybe the announcer is not a wrestling guy,but maybe they're trying to get by with something there,and that's why Cliff's the world champion.And secondly, I've met Wally Carbo.That was classic Wally Carbo.He's out right now.
52:28The doctor's talking to him.Wally Carbo was the fucking, who was the Casey?the coach, the, did the malapri, Yogi Berra.Not Casey, Yogi Berra.Wally Carbo was the Yogi Berra of wrestling.I'm sorry, go ahead.And by the way, let me just add,the official National Wrestling Association title lineage
52:59has, at this point when this match is taking place in 47,the champion would have been Luthez,and Bill Longson beats him in St. Louis,November 21st of the same year.So while that was going on, this was going on,Zobo had won the title in 41 from Bronco Nogerskiand then lost it to Bill Longson.So he was a former champion to the official lineage.
53:23We had to see what we could find about Northwest wrestling or whatever he said,but let's go back to the.Northwest Wrestling Association,or maybe they just needed some reason for Zobo to win it back,which is what it sounds like.And they came up with this angle, which apparently worked quite well.As a new world's wrestling champion, we're waiting now.We'll get the official time on you.
53:45The time for that, fans, was 42 minutes and 12 seconds.And a new champion was crowned tonight.We're waiting now.We're looking for the wife.The officials are looking for the wife of Gustafen.Gustafin is laying out there.He's still too badly hurt to be moved.We're waiting for the ambulance.
54:02And of course, we won't be able to tell you tonight just how badly CliffGustafin was hurt.Cameramen have flooded in the ring.The gendarmes are still here.the police officers are still here now.They've still wrapped their arms around Zabel.Zabel's walking around the ring.He's walked over now to look at Gustafin.
54:16Gustafin is still being worked over there by several officials,as well as promoters.Tone Stacker, referee Wally Carbo.Referee Wally Carbo walks back.However, it looks as though we've crowned a New World's wrestling champion tonightin Minneapolis auditorium.Custison still severely hurt over there unconscious lying halfway out of the ring.And, of course, are waiting for the ambulance to take him to the hospital
54:35to find out just how serious his injuries may be.Custison tonight caught that flyingSubplexed pole ZaboZabo flying his man all the way across the ringFlip was up in the airSome four feet landed right on the back of his neckAnd he may be seriously heardAs you heard referee Wally Carbo say
54:50It's interesting because what he just describedWas a suplex whichI guess an overhead suplexWas a high spot back then, right?Well, it sounded like it was a hospitalization angleBack thenAnd that's, you know, it could bethat's what I'm saying is that
55:08it sounds like they came upwith this, they shot this angle, they wantedto put the belt on Zabo and getsome heat on Gustavsonand et cetera, and in the middle of itthey did it so well that these peopleattacked everybody andagain, the reason why
55:24that the guy is sayingand Zabo was surrounded bythe police, you know, walking around thering, they may not have feltlike it was safe to take him back yetuntil they gotbecause you can keep the guy at the ringwhere you've got the space
55:42and you can protect him betterthan trying to take him down a narrow aisle wayor seats in the way peopleand still they get out of the waythey may have been still trying to disperse the peoplebut you can you could hear this fucking guywho should have been an auctioneerwhen it was really going
55:58and another one in the ring and another one in the ringthat's as quick as it would happen sometimeswhen one seesone do it thenah shit that'sit's a reflex and they do and alcoholis usually involved and if youhadn't jumped in the ring you're probably thinking
56:16I'll get him when he comes down herewell yeah the ones that aren't as brave as all thator as drunk is all that fair once he gets out from underthe ring lights in the dark and an aisleway that's about three or four feet wide and I can geton the side yeah there you goand of course the radio commentator announced when they putthe lights on in the building which they did because of the
56:35riot that wasbreaking out, but also a really cool moment earlier, and we'll go back to the remainder of thisshortly, when the referee raised Zabo's hand and you heard the booze and you also heardthe commentator's voice like, oh, there it is! There it is! New World Champion!I guarantee you that this is a staff radio announcer that they have hired and possibly a localsports PA announcer, but I don't, I wouldn't think.they wouldn't have an announcer affiliated with the wrestling promotion at that pointthat was smart to the business because there was no need for one.
57:15Really, they didn't do regular radio and television wasn't a thing yet.So this was probably a real radio announcer.It did other sports coming over and covering what he's seen.Makes you wonder, and hopefully people will be searching now.What else is out there?But let's go back to this.Fans, while we had just a few minutes, we'd like to tell you, but transpired before we came out of air tonight.In that opening match, it was Frank Taylor, the boy who held from Toledo, Ohio, weighing 240 pounds,
57:46and Frank through Johnny Mars of San Francisco, the 22nd, in 21 minutes and 22nd.Then, of course, that second match, the special event was built to Cistro,the former University of Minnesota football star who tossed Carlos Rodriguez of Mexico City,and Francisco, and Hing from Minneapolis, and the time on that nine minutes and 42nd.Then in the semifinal, one of the wildest matches we've had in the Minneapolis Auditorium in some time.It was popular Tug Carlson, wearing 225 pounds from Los Angeles, California,and Dirty Dick Rains of Texas Batman from Dallas, wearing 240 pounds,and they tangled in a 30-minute draw, with a 30-minute time limit being reached
58:22with the match called a draw by referee Walty Carlin.No fans, and 9,000 people are still in the auditorium.Nobody has left their seats.They've crowded around ringside.We've had everything here tonight.A new champion crown.We had a riot in the center of the ring.We had a riot squad at hand.
58:35The police are still in the ring trying to keep order.They're still watching, keeping a watchful eye out in Santa Rezabel.However, Zabel has no more idea of conflict on his mind now.And, of course, the new champion has been crowned.We'd like to hang on just for a few minutes to see just how badly he took justice in his hurt.However, he's still in the center of the rank.Zabel is leaving the ring.He's greeted with a thunderous boo, as you can hear.
58:55But he's leaving the ring, the new champion.And for you fans, we may have tune in later with Sandoor Zabel,the former title holder, regaining his championship tonight,the National Wrestling Association Bobo,Sandoors Abo, the Bronze, Californian from Santa Monica,winning in 42 minutes and 12 secondswith his flying subplex hole over Cliff Gusterson,the former champion now,
59:14who just won that title from Sandor Zabo some two months ago.Cliff Gustafin, the Convig, Minnesota boy,put on a great show tonight,and we certainly hope he's not seriously injured.And now, once again, a reminder fanthat of Snyder's family liquor storelocated at 36 South 6th Street and downtown Minneapolis,which brought you tonight's match
59:30in all Minneapolis,wrestling and boxing matches directly from ringside in the Minneapolis out of Torrance.This is Don Riley tuning off now, saying we hope to enjoy the match and telling you to read your morning papers to find out just how bad clip guts is and was hurt tonight as he lost the title to Sanor Zabel.Thank you once again, Twin City fans.This is Don Riley signing off saying good evening and thanks again for listening.You are tuned to number you.Thank you for blowing yourself up.Minneapolis, St. Paul, 1400 on your dial.
01:00:00Well, there it is, Jim.some uncovered wrestling history.Well, first of all,tonight's riot was brought to you by Al's Liquor Store.That was fucking great.Good publicity.We had it all tonight.A world title change.
01:00:12A riot?Riot squad.And again, you heard it was kind of people were murmuring and everything.And then when they came up,oh, they're finally, the cops had finally decided,okay, we got to get Zobbo out of here.So let's hand this.they're like,
01:00:31ah,we're going to get anotherchance at him.But when he saidsomething right beforethat,like Zabo seems quietor whatever.
01:00:40Yeah,because at that point,he's like,oh,motherfucker,can they,oh,I need to get out of here.
01:00:45Can we take it out of here?That's incredible.That's just incredible.I said it a little earlier.It really makes you wonderwhat else is out there,what else could be out there,not just Minneapolis,
01:00:58but all around the country,before TV, what radio broadcast still exist of big events or big, or just any wrestling event at all?Now, was there any story behind this where this was found?Was this suddenly uncovered, or has this been something that existed in the radio worldand nobody just thought to apply it to the wrestling world?What's the provenance of this clip?I do not know.Again, this came from the website is Radiotapes.
01:01:29preserving the soundtrack of our past,celebrating the Twin Cities Radio Legacy.So obviously they find and they have foundclassic Minneapolis audio.And this is an extraordinary fine for professional wrestlingbecause raises a lot of questions about this world title change.Again, a world title change.It was referred to twice at least as National Wrestling Association
01:01:55and one time as Northwest Wrestling Association.And so we need to find out more about this.But that may have again have been the announcer just he,he doesn't know what's happening.He's talking real fast.Did you hear him at the end where he was at the end of his sentence?He was almost like fading.I could see him wilting.
01:02:19Oh, that's great stuff.And that boy, howdy.And that's.And again, I know a lot of people are going to say, well, what the fuck?What could they have done?to get all those people in the ring very little.They did some kind of simplefucking deal where he got hurt
01:02:41and then fucking Zabo got the heat on himbut the guy was describing.But everything had not been done, redone, overdone,and prostituted to the point where nowyou have to use a chainsawand people still go, ah, you know,that's why up until even in the 70s and into the 80sit was quite common to get fucking people in the ring.
01:03:09Hey Jim, one more thing about this because it was in the programthat we referenced earlier.This was the season finale.So this angle, this match, this big title change,was the last time Minneapolis fans were going to see wrestlinguntil back to school, right?Yes.We've talked about that Vern, even in the 70s and 80s or whatever,
01:03:31he didn't run a heavy schedule in the summertime because the thought processwas the people up there that far north,they go out to the lakes and the streams and the outdoor activities in the summerbecause it's so cold in the winter.And they carried it to the extreme in Minnesota in those days of having a seasonwhere they would take off the summer and just not run show.because they didn't think people were way to come inside.And even though there they are drawing 9,000 people for the,
01:04:03but it's the final show of the year.And they could use that to,that's the big thing that they come back with in the fallas people have had all summer to think about it.Oh, is he going to be okay?Well, he's hurt, but he might be coming back in the fall,battling back from his injury that he's recovered from all summer.And this is what the newspaper coverage would be so important.
01:04:26Exactly. Newspaper and radio becauseain't no television.Jim, finally, I don't know if this is from the newspaper, I will assume it.Otherwise, I don't know where it would be from, but they posted something here.It says, Gustafson to recover, fans blamed for brawl.Cliff Gustafson of Gonvick, Minnesota, didn't suffer any permanent injuries whenknocked out and beaten by Sandar Zabo of Santa Monica, California, Tuesday night at the auditorium,but he must spend the next three days in the Asbury Hospital.
01:05:05One vertebrae in Gustafson's neck was knocked out a place when he was thrown to the canvaswith a slam hole by his foe. Cliff was unconscious for some time and had to be removed to thegeneral hospital in an ambulance. X-rays today failed to reveal any breaks, and Dr. J.P. Corp.said that the grappler would be able to leave the hospital shortly.The injury to Gustafson started one of the worst brawls,wrestling as known in Minneapolis,since Strangler Lewis knocked out policemen and fans some years back.Promoter Tony Stecker blamed the difficulties on the spectators
01:05:49who are led by Cliff Gustafson's aroused brother, Hiram.Oh my God.A Gonvick schoolteacher.A pretty fair athlete himself and his brother's sparring partner at home,Hiram jumped into the ring, others followed him,and in a few seconds, the place was filled with swinging humans.Okay, you know what?That was the...
01:06:14The guy's from Minnesota, he's the hometown hero,he's got his brother there that's known in the community.and they do the angleand he's laying there unconsciousand Zabu's going to get heatand his brother hops intry to protect himand the people said,
01:06:33oh shit's onand they followed the brother.That's exactly what happened.A local school teacher.The teacher jumped in the ring.Yeah.So they're like,they were sold at that point.
01:06:49Well, again, I'm fascinated by this.We will see what more we can find outabout what happenedafter this or any other information, maybe George Shire or someone knows, butonce again, June 17, 1947, W-M-I-N-M-I-N-M-A-N-A-Lapolis.And, Jim, I would have to think after a big riot like that, you may want a good night's sleep.Well, that's exactly right, Brad, and I'll tell you what, maybe some of those fansmight have gotten a good night's sleep, because I think the announcer said Zobo was
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01:14:05Nothing at all.We're back here, and of course,WWE Raw rolled on this week.Well, hold on.Before we roll on to Raw, I got sad news, Brian.I got to tell you in case you need to send any flowers.It's just come across the news desk.Guess who has died at the age of 94?
01:14:27A famous person?No.Joe McPitch Tits in fucking Des Moines.No, yes, a famous person.Someone that you would have heard of in your life.That's why I'm asking you.I have no idea.I didn't know we were going to cover so many deaths
01:14:43here this week on the show.Who is it?J.P. Morgan.Oh, get out of here. Wow.J.P. Morgan, not the financier, the banker, but the singer and the gong show panelist who enjoyed showing her upper frontal protuberances, J.J.A.Y.J.P. Morgan.You know, she was born in a Colorado log cabin in 1931. Had a number three hit on Billboard in the 1950s.was on the gong show in the 70s, was on Johnny Carson all the time,it was on Broadway, was in Home Alone, too,
01:15:26and apparently fired from a Muppet gig for flashing the audience during a routine.That's not true, is it? I never heard that.It says this on the interwebs. It must be true.I didn't realize she did the flashing past that one famous gong show clip that got her in so much trouble.I didn't realize. I didn't realize he became a full-time gimmick that she took on the radio.Well, I don't, here it says her career span, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and a Muppet duet,though she was fired after flashing the audience during a routine.And a Muppet.
01:15:58I mean, why is that woman with Kermit the Frog taking her tits out?And people are talking about it, and I think I saw this, because I used to love the gong show,because it was just bizarre.and I had more free time back in the 70s to watch TV,but they had the act where the girls ate the popsicles.Oh, the popsicle twins.Oh, yeah, that was it.Right? And then she gave them a perfect tin
01:16:30because she saw a girls, that's the way I started.The only woman in show business to have shown her titsthat Gene Gene, the Dancing Machine, and Rolf the dog.And Chuck Barris.And Chuck Barris. He was fucking out of it.And I'm sure Chuck Barris saw it.a lot of tits.Boy, he looked like he was probably
01:16:51fun to be around, except if he wasreally working for the CIA.That is a show that when you see clips of it now,you're like, how did this ever air?It's just chaos.Like, even him as a host, he has a visor over his facehalf the time.Oh, it's out of control.
01:17:07The entire country of Columbiawas snorted on the set.But not only was it on,it wasn't a network program.It was syndicated.So it was network adjacent.It was on at 7.30 at night here in Louisville,and that's Eastern Time.
01:17:25So it was on 6.30.And fucking in like fucking Atomwa or somewhere in a central time zone.And the kids could sit down and have dinner and then,you know, listen to J.P. Morgan make blowjob jokes on fucking on the gong show.Well, I didn't, you know, I hate to say it.I didn't realize she was alive because I can't remember the last thing.I can't remember her in anything after the gong show, to be honest.Well, that's, well, no, it says she was in home alone, too.
01:17:58I don't remember that.So was Tim Curry, who just died earlier today.He was in home alone too.Well, that's probably, she was blowing him.That's not, Jesus.They both died today, and that's what you think you should say that they-No, it was a hell of a blowjob.All right, well, I'm sure she would find the humor in this somewhere.
01:18:21Rest in peace, J.P. Morgan.I guess everyone from the Gong show is gone now.Well, what about Gene Gene, the Dancing Machine?Where would he be?And the unknown comic.Where's the unknown comic?Oh, that I don't know. That's unknown.I don't know.
01:18:40I asked for that.Well, Jim, we will move on here with this big show.Hey, before we go to Raw,we brought up the passing of Dolly Parton earlier.I hate to have to bring us up to you,but enough people have asked about it,and it trended, so people were talking about it.Rick Flair took to Twitter
01:19:00after the passing of Dolly Parton,because obviously so many people think of Rick Flairas a big Dolly Parton fan,his first tweet,I'm so sad to it.about the passing of the Queen of Country Music, Dolly Parton.I was a huge fan of her music.As a boy, I could only dream.
01:19:25Rest in peace, Dolly.My condolences to the friends and family of the legendary Dolly Parton.Holy shit, he got all the way to the other side of that.He walked that tightrope from one side to the other withoutfalling off and or going into the pit.That's, why did that trend?Is that, as Rick Flair tweets go,there wasn't particularly anything in there you could hang your hat on, was there?
01:19:57I mean, the only line I could see being a problem,not even a problem, but just questionable, is as a boy, I could only dream.Dream of what?Dream of, what?Wait a minute.What does he drill?I don't know.Hey, hey, we.
01:20:11Hold on as a boy.Well, this is what I was going to bring.I'm going to bring up a question of mathematics rather than morals here in a second because we all,Dolly was one of the only people you could look at and, you know, and openly acknowledgebecause it was part of the gimmick, the fact that she would never drown.But Flares, how old is Flair?Dolly was 80.Flares 77.
01:20:40Yeah.as a boy of what was it was he living in fucking severeville at the time summering in pigeonforge at the goddamn sapyards you know what i didn't finish i should have finished a sentenceas a boy i can only dream of joan blondeel now there you go now now we're back in the properera and kids google joan blondeel not in her later years but in the year was rightIf you would like to like a kick on Route 66.No, so if Flair, wait a minute.If Dolly was 80, that means she was born in 1946.
01:21:22She was on the Porter Wagner program in 1966, 65, 67, that era of time.She wasn't revealing her assets as much back in those days.It was uncovered under all the ruffles like the traditional.country music because Porter Wagner wasweirdhow old wasFlair in he would have beenhe would have been
01:21:50fucking 16if he was to see when shewas wearing Aunt Lola's couch coveron network televisionso I don't know abouta big boy well that was followed up with a second tweetoh okay here we go I'm sorryI shouldn't have doubted you
01:22:09Dolly I'm 7037, three years behind you.And I only hope that people remember me in the same light as you and your greatness.Oh.And you're a much bigger star than I ever dreamed of being.Thank you for, thank you for acknowledging that.Some people may have been confused.To which Dolly replied, I'm dead.
01:22:33Please leave me alone.He wrote it to her.Dolly, I'm 77.Three years behind you.He wrote a tweet to a dead woman that he's probably never met,hoping that she rests along and happy eternity,but, you know, acknowledging that he wasn't as big a star as she was,but he's brought himself into the...
01:22:58I could have done without the second tweet,is, I guess, is what I'm saying.It still hasn't as bad as some have been,but I could probably think he should have stopped at the first.Oh, apparently, excuse me,Let me actually correct the record here.Apparently that first one, where the worst line that we thought we saw was, as a boy,I can only dream.
01:23:18The worst part may be capitalizing the first letter of every word,but he attached a short 14-second video to it with some audio.Uh-oh.This is Rick Flair being interviewed by Mean Gene.Rick Flair is Elizabeth and Woman with him.Let's go to this.Nashville, Tennessee, but then you haven't been doing a whole lot of that lately.They've not thought much of an age of all eyes.
01:23:43since I madeRide Space Mountain one nightI think we have a winnerWait a minuteHold onI don't have a ding ding dingbut I do have aThat probably isn't
01:24:10Her deathThe occasion of herTimely or untimelyDeath due to cancerMay not have been the timeto remind everybody that he once fictitiouslyfornicated with her in the Smoggy Mountains.And the comments immediately after he posted this,
01:24:30someone tagged Charlotte, please take your dad's phone away.Jesus Christ, take his phone computer, please.Flair posting about giving Dolly Parton one.The woman's not even cold.Maybe out of condolences you don't post this video.That's an unwieldy way to word that also,to be honest with you.Just considering the whole fucking
01:24:51frame of the flavor of this thing.Gross.Even in a time like this,you had to make it about your own dick.Here's another one.Somebody dies.Let's find a way to make it about me.Really, the guy said Jim Ross was looking for attention.
01:25:11All of a sudden, his person got Dolly Parton.Can you argue?Is there any argument...Is there any argument that he's doing any good with his social media?activity. Is there anything we're missing or anything I'm missing? Maybe you see it.No, I don't. That's what I said the other day. I don't see. Maybe did he think becausehe was making those comments when she was just a spry young lass of 50 and this is from30 years ago or whatever that, no, I'm sorry. It would be 35 years ago. She just died.
01:25:49Let me post a video where I made up a story about fucking her. That's what he just did.Well, it's Dolly that died, not Katie Vic.Well, I don't think that he knows how people see this day.And they're looking, like I said, to the day, they're looking for a chance.Now anything is going to be magnified because there's been so much of it, and they're looking for it.Well, again, I think the easy solution is get off social media.But Jim, from there, we will move on.I can think of a few things he could get off,
01:26:31but apparently that's not going to take place either.Don't give him ideas.Jim, as we move on here with the show,let's talk about this week's episode of WW Raw.They've got some big things happening,some things going on,and people want to know what you think of it.Well, son of a gun, it's been...
01:26:50I've slept since then.I've got to go back to my notes.Why, they were in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.Is that Ottawa?they were in OttawaI'd love to see WCFields play Ottawawhy were they on
01:27:08at 6 p.m. Eastern time on aMonday is everybody in Ottawaentitled to justoh I'm gonna leave workdayabout 3 o'clock I gotta go to the showhow the fuck what is that anodd thing to do for any major eventthat draws a big crowd
01:27:25but was it a Canadian holidaythey have some of those I'm not sureI wasn't sure why it aired.I didn't know it aired until I tuned in.I joined in the middle of a chat gable promo at 8 o'clock.And then I went back and they replayed it right away afterwards,but I have no idea.Did they have to get out of town quick?
01:27:46Is there a curfew?They wanted to get out of town before Canada got any madder at Americans?Somebody up there tell me,do you have a lot of big events that draw thousands of peopleat any of your arenas in Ottawa at 6 p.m. on a weekday.So they play the L.A. night music and he's over.They know the signals for his chant,even when he doesn't have the microphone.
01:28:14They, a big pop on, let me talk to you.And I think part of it at this point is they're just like,well, fuck you, we like him and we're going to do this,no matter whether you fucking do anything with him or not.but he cut to promo on Roman and I find it so ironic that he's one of the only guys thatdoesn't sound scripted when he's on,occasionally if they give him something unwieldy to say he can trip over his tongue,but when he's on, he doesn't sound scripted because he's doing what Vince used to call
01:28:57rasslin promosand Vince didn't want thosebut nowthe guy that does the rassland promoswith the Austin homage vibeis moreover than almost anybodythat they've just pushed to the fucking moondo you think it could be
01:29:16because it's just refreshinga refreshing difference from thespeech of fires and the monologue artistsyou know even with everything being so scriptedhe comes across, again, kind of doing a promo style from another era.I hate to assign it to a specific wrestler, but it's a way of speaking.No one else really does that there.We get everything from Roman Raines, you know, channeling Brando or whatever the fuck he's
01:29:44trying to do to bad high school drama club segments with the women.He stands out because of that.And also there's something about him.Like, he looks like...He's on edge.I don't know.He looks like, if you read a story like,oh, he drank too many energy drinks
01:30:03and got into a fight with a vending machine.You'd believe it.Yeah, he's got some oomph to himthat the boys used to havewhen the fans were kind of halfway convincedthey might do something if they shouldn't do.But speaking of things he shouldn't do,he cut the promo on Roman said the whole family's against him
01:30:24except for one.And then he mentions solo and solo appears in the crowdwith a microphone, yeah.He said, let me talk to you.And they dosome catchphrasesback and forth in a scriptedlittle moment.
01:30:42And then the Uso'smusic plays. And both of themcome out. And they're stillyeating andcheering, but now it's both of them to theand we knewthat Jay's run at the topwas kind of
01:30:58it was a product of the moment and the momentum,and it wasn't going to sustain for years, years, years,but they've repositioned them well in terms of now they're back together.And it's done Jimmy some good because at least he's on par with Jay now.But again, the yeating and they're making people happy with the yeating,but they're just legitimate heels now.they come out and they're mad at Solo because he's doing all this funny stuff and you still got consequences coming.And it was an awkward kind of challenge where it kind of was there but not plainly, you know, made.
01:31:49And Solo said, well, we can make it a tag.And L.A. Knight said he agreed and Solo did peepue, peew, and they did catchphrases.And the Uso's are clearly heels now, and Roman's a dick, but they're still cheering them because they cheer everybody.And Solo is gone from a Samoan Jimmy Hoffa to a fucking stand-up comic.And here we go.Your thoughts.You know, a lot of people were mad at the review that the segment where Solo got handed over to Roman.and then spiked him
01:32:32and a lot of people thought you and mewere missingall the greatness of the solobaby face turnand I'll admithe's gotten himself overI think it's only grownand when he came out for the main event
01:32:50I was like you know what I'm going to give this a shothe's kind of just walking out to the ringit was a little bit of a different attitudethan we've seen in a long timenow we'll talk about how they fucked that up later onbut I think the solo and L.A. stuff is clearly working for those fans.The dynamic where it's not even just a bloodline anymore, where no one, I shouldn't say no one,there are people who are clearly not baby faces and not heels, yet they masquerade as either
01:33:21one of them at different times on the same show.And I don't think that in the long term is very helpful.and, you know, we've pointed out over the yearshow many people just love singing songsand singing the songs they knowand chanting stuff, singing to themselves, dancing.I think the Uso's kind of embody that,or J Uso specifically.
01:33:44Roman Reigns, I mean, these guys are heelswho the fans know are supposed to be bad,but they react to them like they're happy that stars are thereand they want to participate.It throws everything off.I don't know if I answered your question here or not.I'm not sure there was a question there,but thank you for answering in case we ask one.
01:34:07But now there is a tournament you are aware of, Brian,for the right, the privilege to face Roman reignson the big AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAAtriple mania extravaganza.And they showed the brackets.And I was calling at that point,it looks to melike they were going to do
01:34:29Penta versus Phoenix.With Penta, I believe we'll go overto work with Roman.And I made a noteunless they screw this up somehowwith Dragon Leebecause they have liked him in the past.But they had Phoenix
01:34:45against Dragon Lee.And I didn't watch the whole thingto being honest,but just as an observation.Now the, Iidea of having a lucha match is the whole gymnastic unique lucha style the rolling and flipping andflying about it's not unique anymore to the luches it's everybody it's the americans it's thebritish it's the irish so what used to be in an attraction match for the especially for the
01:35:27heavily Hispanic areasCalifornia, Florida, Texaswho they would likethe influx of a new and differentstyle and the really good ones like the Guerrero'scould learn to workLucha with the Americansso it goddamn didn't stand out
01:35:45in the wrong waybut now everybody'sdoing this shit so wewould the luchadors do ityou've got twousually small sometimeseither slightly built or pudgy fellows with masks on.Most of them can't speak English in a way that connects with anybody.
01:36:10And they're just doing the same shit that everybody's doing.A hundred miles an hour back and forth.Now, having said that,Phoenix and Dragon Lee did it a whole lot better than Pintosh.and LaParcah later on in the program,but there's still, it's the same thing that everybody's doing.And the best part of this match,Dragon Lee put Felix on the desk
01:36:43and jumped, dove through the ropes and cannonballed himover the top of the fucking desk.And the people are like, holy shit,and then they both got back in the ringand they were doing spots in 30 seconds.but they did not screw up the finish because after about 100 false finishes,they put Phoenix over, and then they all shook hands.But do you see what I'm saying?
01:37:14It's not even special anymore because everybody's doing their shit.I agree with you.I think the Lucha style more than the Japanese style is what has kind of inundated Americanwrestling, and it's just coin of the realm now.doesn't really stand out as much.Like you said, these two guys are two of the best ones doing it.And I think it says something that on this show in front of this afternooncrowd in Ottawa,
01:37:40that sat on their hands for a main event angle,that they got into this.They eventually really got into this match,and I thought the last few minutes of this were great.And that's, it was a different response somewhat later onwith Penta and LaParka, both because they put the good one on first, the good match on first,and secondly, it was later in the show.And they'd also kind of seen same thing earlier in the show.
01:38:13But nevertheless, we'll cover that in a moment.But we got to get, Brian, the big contract signing.You got to have a contract signing out in public because nothing ever goes wrong.and we opened up with Adam Pierce in the ring with Paul Lee.And of course, Paulie, you know, on these segments, he,he doesn't get an entrance because he says he doesn't want,you know, don't waste music on me, open up with me in the ring.And that's also because that way we don't see him struggle to balance the weight
01:38:50that is required to get up into the ring.There it is.There it is.I was wondering when it was.coming, but there it is. Just get it out of the way.But thenthey introduced Oba and he made hisentrance and got the chance and that
01:39:05was about three minutes.And then Paul Leeintroduced Braun Breaker and hegot his entrance. That's a couple minutes.So it were five minutes or plusinto this thing before everybodyeven gets into the ring.And then Braun started to sign
01:39:23and the Oba chancecame back up again and then Braun says,who the hell do you think you are?To say you're the future without earning it.And, you know, sure you beat Brock Lester and squashed people,but you haven't won any titles.I think they could have given Brauna little bit better, fucking stiffer material here.
01:39:48He still got some oomph to him in his delivery,but so you beat Brock Lesterand you squash some people.But the story is basically that they're tellingis Braun was the next big thinguntil I got hurt.I took myself out.You weaseled your way in and you're in this spot
01:40:06because I got hurt, but I'm back.And then the obra just,Obra.Obra D.Obra da.It went on long.Oba just blistered him.Say,
01:40:24you're an angry.orange man.And Oba is the babyface that gets his fucking promosbecause he can be a little braggadociousbut with theaccent and the presentation it's working.And he did a good baby face promo.
01:40:41He's got good delivery and emotion.And you know what he said?Your chances have drastically gone down.The dogs are barking up the wrong tree.And he got the fans chance.for him again.And again,Braun,
01:40:59he's got a lot of oomph,but he said,I'm going to blow you upand beat you.You're going to be in the deep water.He went a little long.But Braun signed,and then he stood up,
01:41:12and he gave the contract to Heyman.He said,you want to sign this,or should your daddy do it for you?Ugh.And he starts bullying Paul,telling him to sign it.Yeah, Brock shows up,
01:41:25you drop me and he's really menacing Paul.And Paul's like, don't do this.Don't do this here.And then as Braun was bully and Paul, he spun around and blistered Oba.But Oba fought back and theory came in and they two on one to Oba,but Oba foiled him and put theory through another table.That's the rib on theory every week.He helps somebody else in their fight and he gets put through a fucking
01:41:55table.But then Oba signed and Braunleft with theory laying in the fuckingwreckage into rigs. He's a good friend.I'm tellingI'm more sure that ever nowyoung Brianthat he was bullying
01:42:11Paul but he spun around andnailed Oba before he did anythingdetrimental to Paul.This is a thingPaul is going to reveal that hewhether they've been workingtogether to this point or not, but at some point they will be, but he's doing this toBraun, to bring the dog, the wild animal out in Braun Breaker. Do you feel me? Do you feel
01:42:39me, dog? I mean, you would think that's where they were going. I don't know if that's what theywill do. Hamas in the middle of several things that are interesting. Remember, he still owesGunther a favor. Cody, in his promo to Orton last week, said that's not a spoiler.that's a what did he I forget what the fucking phrases now oh that's well that's becausethat's so over it's not a prediction it's a spoiler that's what it is and that's ahaman line and coi used it so who knows if any of that has anything to do at any of thisi mean haman the one thing he said he said like 15 times don't do this don't do thishe screamed it at him i mean a bunch of times brawn breaker is really good and short
01:43:20bursts on the mic just yelling out something with that voice you shouldn't be givingspeeches. He shouldn't be doing long promos. He shouldn't be using metaphors that most peoplewouldn't use if they were in a situation like this. Just the whole thing. It should be morenatural because he feels like a natural guy. And the more you give him that shit, that's likegiving Roman suffering succotash, you know, just it's not needed. Doesn't help. Yeah. No,succotash is never needed. I think that would take it completely out of the fucking vegetableGuard.Well, did you watch Big Cass and Javan Evans?
01:44:01I had to.They've been building it up for several weeks, and I'm a big fan of Javan, so I wanted tosee how this would work, and, you know, Cass is seven feet tall, and we haven't seenthem work a match in a while.I wanted to see how that was going to go.I don't understand this.I truthfully don't understand this.I know that certainly...
01:44:23The heel has to get heat on the baby face in any positionin order to get a successful program going,but I don't know why that they feel that big cast should be a successful programwith Javon Evans,or why do this to Javon Evans right now, or why big Cass?Again, the name just sucks.I can't explain to you how fucking bad the name sucks.yes he's gotten himself in great shape
01:44:56but it's a big tall fucking guythat's just therethere's no charisma there's no oomphthere's he doesn't havehe didn't come back with some kind of goddamnnew look or new gimmickor new outlook on life that he can articulatepast
01:45:19boring scripted platitudesand I don't he's another one of the guys that makes other big guys look smaller and I don't seewhy that you want to beat Javon Evans up and Blando McBoring just throughout the entire matchbeats him up while the announcers talked about what a fuck up that previously that bigcast was and he still won't admit itthat he was a fuck up,well, the fuck up beats Javon upthroughout most of the whole thing.
01:46:02Javon gets a couple of flurries.And at one point,the last comeback,Cass's timing is rotten because he,he's just, he's not feed,he's a beat off feeding.It's just,finally, Javon went for a cutter and
01:46:20Cass pushed him off the turnbuckledown to the floor, then went out and rolled him in and just kicked him.One, two, three.And I'm just, I will donate a thousand dollars to the charity of anybody's choice if they everget big casse over in a money drawing position.I don't see what the fuck they're doing.And then Dominic and JD came in and further beat up Jvon.So at least, maybe when I have seen Javon, it gives big cast.
01:46:56anymore, we can just see him against those guys. But Jesus Christ, I don't know. You tell me.You tell me, does it feel like Javon and I'll incorporate Trick Williams into this as well?Are more over or less over than they were before the returns of Baron Corbyn and Big Cass.Less. Two big guys, one of them seven feet tall. How does this help Javon Evans? How has, so far, he'sgotten his ass kicked by multiple people.In the segments even before this match,and again, the Trick Williams-Baron Corbyn thing,it feels like at a time where they have new young guys
01:47:39they can elevate, guys that are rising to the occasion,it feels like a mistake to go back to these specific guys.It feels like Vince. It feels like something Vince would do.Businesses down, we need giants. Like it doesn't make much senseto me.Because there are other heels.Because I guess the point is, it's not likewe're in desperate need for heels.
01:48:04There are other people therewho can be elevated.But puzzling decision-makinghere, and Bigcast has been backfor several weeks, andthis has all been happening, it's all beentranspiring, the fans don't seem to reallycare so far.
01:48:21Busted his lip open, I guess,during a match.Well, I think that his mothershould call him back home.You know Big Cass's mother, Mama Cass?All right.That's as raw is choking on a ham sandwich,we go on here.
01:48:40That is an urban legend, a mere myth.It was a cardiac infarction.Nevertheless, then they did the Penta and LaParka thing,and here we go again, the same shitthat the other guys were doing, but not as goodas at doing it.And finally, they did a thing where they both went up to the top ropeand threw a couple of fake blows at each other, unsteady while they got their footing.
01:49:10And then both of them just suddenly flipped off together.It's a Spanish fly.And that was a two count.And then Penta hit the Mexican destroyer, and that was the three count.So it's going to be the Battle of the Lucha brothers.at Triple Mania to see who,or no, the Battle of the Lucha Brothersto see who fights Roman at Triplemania,
01:49:36which honestly,you know, kind of like, for,especially for that market, the Hispanic market,these two guys against each other,for I guess would be the first time ever.That might be halfway appealing, right?No.I don't know about that.
01:49:54It might not be appealing or it might not be the first time ever.It may not be the first time ever.It is appealing.I actually want to see that match.I think if there was ever a match with those two guys are going to go balls to the wall,that may be it.And, you know, I think there's something to be brought up about how much Lucha they've been overloading on the raw the last several weeks.This tournament specifically, you have multiple segments with long Lucha matches.
01:50:23I don't, again,I think there's a lot of things that they're doing, much like AEW,that are not causing people to be as invested in the show.And, you know, it feels like there's a lot of stuff you can skipunless you plan on, you know, watching AAA and triple mania.Which you're probably never heard of before they launched this tournament.Well, that's the point.They're getting further and further away from the realm of the,
01:50:49not even the casual audience, but just the regular audience that they had.for years that just watched the TV and didn't have to look everything up on the internetand hasn't never heard of AAA or AEW or any other fucking wrestling.And now all of a sudden it's a little AEW-ish.Who are all these people?And they just popped up and they're all doing the same shit.And they're having a tournament to see who gets to face Roman when none of the people that,as L.A. Knight mentioned in his promo.
01:51:24none of the people that they have been taught and told were top contenders for the titleon television for the last fucking year or two are in the goddamn thing.So not everybody knows the history or cares about all the international wrestling promotions,but now that they own it as well as everything else, that's what they're doing.anyhow then we get to the main event brian and and let's L.A. night and solo the stand-up comicagainst the Uso's and there wasn't much match on the show they rang the bell they had a littleback and forth tag stuff and they healed solo to stop him and went to break in like three minutesand when they came back,
01:52:22it just looked like that they were wasting time,a little bit of time until the finishbecause they got some kind of sloppy, lackadaisical heat,and the Uso's nailed L.A. Knight off the apron,and then nothing happened forever,like that they were waiting for somebody to remember something.And then solo level J and L.A. night got back up,and Solo tagged him.
01:52:52LA Knightscomeback they liked,and then they all went back and forth.LA Knight hit the elbow off the top.Jimmy saved.Jimmy and Solo went to the floorand then suddenlyout of nowhere
01:53:07old hoist keysspeared both of themthrough the fucking railing into thetimekeeper's pitand two guysjumped in the ring and theannouncers were saying, my God, is that, is that?And when they rattled their names off, I didn't recognize them as names or words or
01:53:29sounds.And it was just, well, and there's go.And they beat up LA Knight and the other Uso.And the fans were sitting, like, well, wait, what?And it went on and on.and nobody tried to really stop it,nobody tried to help,and nobody really tried to clap or cheer or boo or care.
01:54:00And apparently they are Bronco-Nima and Lucian Price,which Lucian Price may be the illegitimate son of Lucien Gregor,but I'm not sure.And this is a new faction now that Royce Keyshas gone back and got him.Did Michael Cole use the word posse?Are you using any words now?I actually don't recall.
01:54:36I hate Michael Cole.I think he said he said he's got a posse.He's gotten so much worth.He's regressed over the last several months to the worst point he's ever been.I can't stand Michael Cole.But this was not.It was, I know they've told the story where L.A. Knight and Solo hadteamed with hoists and blah, blah, blah.
01:54:58But this was out of nowhere you could tell these people in Ottawa, at least.Do they have the CW network in Ottawa?Do they see it XT?Do they know who these fucking Cretans are, these vagrants?They know who these vagrants are we got in the territory these days?People just sat there, is like, what the fuck is going on here?And that was kind of that.It was awkward.
01:55:31You know, we've talked about the miss it has felt so far with Royce Keys, powerhouse Hobbs.The fans were almost kind of getting into the match.And then this took everyone out of everything because no one's been excited about Keyes so far.And I don't think anyone knew who these two guys were.And those names are terrible.Those are NXT names.Those are horrible names.Let's see how they recover this or try to.
01:56:05But now we have a faction that attacks baby faces and heels,which actually kind of captures just about everyone on the roster now.I don't know.It was awkward.I mean, that's the only word I could just, it was so quiet.Awkward.You know, these guys are making their big debut and people are just staring at them.It, it, yeah, it was a curveball for a lot of people.
01:56:33Well, Jim, that was, I presume the exciting conclusion of the review to Raw.You know, maybe part of the issue is we haven't eaten yet.I don't know about you, but we started our little early today, and I haven't had breakfast, nor lunch.I'm starving.And soon you won't have dinner either if we keep going.Let's not say that. We're going to get to dinner, and dinner is going to be delicious.It's going to need to be quick.It's going to need to be something quick and easy, but yet delicious and healthy and good for you.
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02:02:10Let me get my notes.We last week put together our final list.Just making noise all over the place.What are you doing over there?You just had to control.We compile the final list of your choices, top wrestlers in their 20s.in 1994.Yes, we did that.
02:02:28At the end, we included stunning Steve Austin,and I don't think that there's any dispute that the year he had in 1994,the matches of Ricky Steamboat, the run in WCW,he was certainly one of the top youngsters in wrestling,and Jushin Liger.They were both 29 years old, turning 30 at the end of the year,which caused some people to say there's another namethat we should have considered and put on the list
02:02:54done the same thing too because wesince they were only that age in that age group for a few weeks we made an exceptionto back them up so to speakand I thought this was a conversation worth having because it's someone I would include on my listand I'm not certain you would on yoursturning 30 December 12thso they were 29 the entirety of 1994 until December 10thSaboo.
02:03:30And where is he on this?He was in the 30s list as we were.That is correct. That is correct.Okay. So we would have to do the same thing that we did to be consistent.We would have to put him on the 20s list to go along with, as you said, Austin and who else was it?it was Austin andGod damn.Juschen Thunder Liger.
02:03:57And Liger.That's right.Do, okay, here's our list that we made.Who would Sabaabu replace on this list?Owen Hart, Sean Michaels,Undertaker,Yokozuna,Dustin Rhodes,
02:04:14Steve slash William Regal,Cactus Jack,Kenta Kabashi,the great Saske,Steve Austin,Jushin Liger,Sean Waltman,Jeff Jarrett, Chris Benoit,
02:04:28Art Bar and Eddie Guerrero as a team,Two Cold Scorpio, Chris Candido,Brian Christopher, Shinya Hashimoto,and PG-13 as a team.I think he replaces, for me,he would replace PG-13,who were the last person or team to make the list,and we had to discuss it.
02:04:46They were on the question-mark list.Again, if we were doing the original listand he was there,for me, he would be a,no-brainer to be on the list, but I, again, like I said at the start of this, I wasn't sure aboutyou because you've never been a big fan of his style, but, you know, you also appreciate it.That's the thing. I would have to agree with you here simply because of the way he was usedthat year, impact, whether bad or good, it was impact, lasting legacy, once again,
02:05:18whether bad or good. Why is he mad at the furniture, Paul? Everybody on this list forme, especially PG-13, was more fun to watch than Saboo because I didn't ever get it.I didn't understand it.Early on, when he just did the flashy maneuvers, I thought, okay, the Sheik's nephew, taking itto a new level and doing things Sheik could never do, and this could be as he's a flyinggenie, whatever.But when it got to the barbed wire and the scars and the fucking just,flinging yourself and it he wasn't working he was literally just taking those bumps willy-nilly
02:06:01with with a little regard to where he fell i don't know about how much regard he had for his opponentsi i thought it did more harm than good never fucking got it and it destroyed his body sothere's that but having said that recognizing the impact that he had i'll go alongwith you. Here's my argument for 1994.1994 was his breakout year.93 people were buzzing about him, smart fans,newsletter readers. He had the match withSean Waltman, the Lightning Kid for Dennis Caruso,
02:06:39NWA Grand Slam in Minnesota.That was like the hottest match to find on tape for a little while there.And then by the end of the year, when Paul Heyman takes over ECW's booking fromEddie Gilbert, one of the first things he does is bring in Saboo, manages Sabu.After, I believe Hunter Q. Robbins III may have been actually the first manager.But then Paul Heyman, and 94 you begin with just hot matches.They do the night the line was crossed, which was their big three-way match, whichthey hyped up so well on TV.
02:07:14People really believed it was like the greatest match of all time.It was a really good match, especially for the time.But Sabu was in the middle of that.Sabu and Terry Funk.94 was the year of Sabu and Cactus Jack.Sabu and two called Scorpio.That was the year Chris Benoit threw him onto his head.He broke his neck.
02:07:33Or that's what we were told.Towards the end of the year.I believe it.So there was a lot of things.This was like a year where I feel like they were mostly positiveswhen it comes to Sabu.And in terms of fandom,any matches.
02:07:49It was the point where people discovered Al Snow in 94because this unknown Midwest indie guy worked with Sabooand people had to see every Sabu matchbecause they were so different than everything else at that time.So to me, 1994 is maybe the greatest year of Sabuin terms of importance in wrestling.Well, then let's put him down.All right, I'm going to revise the list,
02:08:18officially removing PG-13.and adding Saboo,29 years old until December.And there it is, once again,the revised final listof 1994's top 20 wrestlersin their 20s.Who says we aren't consistent?
02:08:38We try to be,with all the shit that we make upand pull out of our ass, we try to be consistent.Well, Jim, with that,we will be right back with more consistencyafter this short commercial time.All right, we're back.Of course, that's Jim's favorite of the songs, as everyone knows, and...
02:09:08Jim, a lot of things happening in the world of professional wrestling right now,so we have to talk about several of these things.Jim, as we are recording, it is trending on Twitterthat ESPN denies WWE contract non-renewal rumors.This started appearing on Twitter yesterday, specifically with ESPN having to issue a denial,that they are not going to renew WWE when the contract runs out.There's so many double negatives going on here and not renewing the not rumor of the...Basically, for those out there who are trying to follow along like me,
02:09:50somebody started the rumor that ESPN wasn't going to renew the contract of the WWE,and ESPN themselves came out and said,horseshit, there's no such decision been madeand we don't intend to not do that.Is that basically the deal?That appears to be it.I'm trying to see if this is the person who started the story,but we have a little bit of backstory too,
02:10:13but ESPN's head of communications put out a tweet.There is no truth to the report that we have decided not to renew.They never checked with us before publishing,and had they, we would have told them this was completely false.And for the record, I believe if we're discussing ESPN not going to renew WWE,they just signed this deal.We're talking about like four years down the road, right?We're not even talking about right now.
02:10:43They're maybe a little over a year, I guess, right?What was it like, it was January of 2025 they went on Netflix,and so we're a year into a five,your deal or whatever.The SE Scoops article that the ESPN person was referencing or the link is now gone.That's been deleted.It's not available.But a reporter named B.J. Bethel, who you may remember, because I think we discussed him
02:11:12on the show, he is the reporter who put out there that A.W. Dynamite was getting 500,000viewers on max, like a year ago.Remember?So he's a noted individual for making.Claims.He quote tweeted the ESPNcommunications guy,Ben Carfado,
02:11:35Carfardo,whatever this man's name is.I try,I'll tell you what,if he's Carfart,boy, he's not welcomein a lot of places, I know.And here's what B.J. Bethel wrote.
02:11:45I tried contacting ESPNthrough support.esPN.comthrough the support link.I tried contacting ESPN through thesupport link last night. I also left a voicemail on a support phone line. In fairness, I forgot aboutprevious correspondence with Ben and April, or I would have contacted him. I'm also standing by mystory. Wait a minute. So this guy hears this story and he just, like the support line, is that likefor people having trouble loading their fucking app or whatever for an official comment on programming?
02:12:26That's who he contacts when he had already been in touch in the past with the guy that is the director of communications and just forgot?It would be like if you had a conversation with the New York Times and then like six months later they emailed like info at Jimcornet.com with like some important pressing matter that they're going to go to press with.Well, then I'd have to get Stephen P. new on him again.But that's ridiculous. That's, this is something now being attributed to.Andrew Badella, who works in sports and entertainment,ticketing and marketing, he's on Twitter too.Everybody is.The numbers WWE PLEs are bringing to ESPN aren't exactly what the network was hoping for.
02:13:13But reports of ESPN having extreme buyers remorse or not renewing WWEhave not been discussed by those spoken to directly.See, that's kind of in line with what I've been hearing.was that there were people at ESPN unhappy with the numbers.Yeah.And whether you want to say that that leads to a direct linkto them not renewing four years down the road or whatever,if it all of a sudden gets hot, that changes a lot of things.
02:13:46But again, this story's out there.I will tell you I heard from someone in wrestling media not too long agoasking me if I had heard about Netflix being upset with WWE.because of the performance.When I say performance, the numbers.Yeah.And I said, no, actually, what I had heard was ESPN.I haven't talked to anyone on Netflix.
02:14:09But that story's out there, too.Well, but the thing is, of course it's going to be because,and I don't believe it's exclusive to wrestling,because the rights fees that a lot of these services are payingto outbid the other servicesand get this and that and the other thing,it's all ridiculous amounts of moneywhen you read about it,
02:14:35whatever sport it is.UFC made a deal whereESPN gets their paper views, right?And that cost ESP in a goddamn shitload of money.And the question is, at some point,is anybody going to realize, hey, weactually might do betterwith reruns of goddamn Seinfeld.
02:15:02All things considered than paying$124 gazillion to anybodyto broadcast the fuckingNathan's hot dog eating contest.You know, again...Just a question.Again, I go back to the ideawe have heard,
02:15:19and I'm not going to say what our sources are,but I feel confident saying that there are people at ESPNnot happy with the performance of WWW.numbers, which is very different than they're not going to renew.But if I was going to, I would think, if I was going to run with a story with that,you got to get us, you got to get someone on the record.You got to talk to someone.It can't be I emailed support.
02:15:47Yeah.I left the voicemail on the support.What is the support number?Hi, thanks for calling ESPN.No one's in the office right now.But if you, what is it?So it seems like this may be a bit slow.And again, this is the same guy that said they got 500,000 people on max.
02:16:05So you could argue about an agenda here.Yeah, I think we know where his head is at.But looking at WWE's TV, since they've signed these big deals,are you surprised that it's taken this long for these stories to come out public?Because it's been noticeable that they've been trying to coast.on giving the least amount of shit on these shows and packing them with commercials than theyever have before in the company's history.Whether it's raw, whether it's premium live event, whatever, they're giving less, charging
02:16:41more, and as less people are buying tickets, you would have to think less people are feelingthe demand to watch something live or maybe go back a few days later and see it.well that's again the part of the problem is they have so many contracts remember we said boy that one of that Saturday night's main event felt like they were just killing time fulfilling a deal with peacock or this year's season of unreal well they're just filling the commitment it's ridiculous the amount of money and also the amount of places it's coming from andwhat they're trying to do is wise in concept in that we can't give everybody everything every weekor we got nothing to you know we got to save something for the next big blah blah blahbut it's got now to the point where they're saving so much because they got so much comingup that we get four match big main events or four match big events we get like you saidcommercials are stuffed into the fabric of this thing.
02:17:54You know, if they have a two and a half hour raw,30 minutes of it is guys walking to the ring so the fans can sing.It's just being stretched and milked and watered down to the point where it's just,I can see why the YouTube clips are probably their biggest,one of their biggest priorities, because you could,In three minutes, you can see what that 26-minute segment basically was all about.So I'm not surprised that at some point, people are going to say, what are we fucking paying for here?Whether it's the fans or the TV networks or anybody.
02:18:38Well, we will see what happens.Again, there's a good amount of time left on this deal.WWE has enough time to turn things around, make things feel fresh and hot again.what happens.Jim, let's play some audiobecause several listeners have sent this over.Will Ospreywas on the Ariel Halwani show.
02:18:59Have you heard about this interview at all?I have not.Unfortunately, I miss this the first time around.Ariel Halwani asked Will Osprey aboutWWE, I guess specifically not going thereand his thoughts on WWE.And that was a big topic of conversationnot too long ago.
02:19:19Will Osprey go with AEW or will he go with WW?And it became a story that he chose AEW.He had a few awkward promos about it, I believe, if I remember correctly.And tried to respond in a witty fashion to Triple H who said some guys just aren't interested in the grind.And he was like, I'm grinding, I'm flying all away from England one day a week, mate.Well, let's hear what he said to Ariel Hawani about this and we'll stop it along the way.Let's go to this now.Consider what?
02:19:53Meaning if they said you could stay, because I know it's a big deal for you to be back home to live in England.If they didn't want you to move to the States, would you have been more open to it?No, I don't know, hey, because it's just, I do respect it.I really do.It's just I don't like the way it's filmed.I don't like the wrestling behind it.I think it's very minimalistic.I'll never say never, like, because that's what we're kind of doing the industry now,
02:20:20as we just want to make sure that we keep all of our options open for sure.But I just, right now in the format and how much fun I'm having in AW and just how much freedom I have to be me.Like, I don't have anyone putting a script in my hand.I just, like, I have bullet points and I go out there and I just waffle.When you say it's minimalistic, what do you mean?And I just waffle?Wait, what he said?I'll stop at me for a moment.
02:20:44And he just, I believe that is true.I've seen his promos in front of the live crowd.He certainly has waffled out there.He does waffle.You know, here's the thing.He realizes now he can say this because Tony has signed him to a contract for so much money,he's set for the rest of his life at the end of this contract,unless he's a complete idiot no matter what happens.
02:21:09And that's not saying that Tony might not re-sign him when this is over withbecause Tony does those type of things.If this was a situation where Brov, he had to depend,because I felt the same way.For years, I wasn't going to go to the WWFbecause I didn't like the style of wrestling.It wasn't what I felt I was good at and used to and enjoyed doing.But then two things happened.
02:21:39Number one, it became that that was the club.thing to the goddamn style of wrestling that I was enjoying and used to because everything elsewent to shit. And two, there's this little matter of until you're fixed for the rest of your life,you need a job. So if Will Osprey was not fortunate enough, and I'm sure he admits he's fortunate,to have found a guy like Tony Kahn, who has never existed before in wrestling to this degreethat would pay him a large amount of money,no matter what happens with the ratingsor the pay-per-views or the gates or anything,
02:22:21just guarantee this money.You are on my roster,and you can still live in England,and you can take extended amounts of time off,whether you're hurt or not,like so many of my other guys do,but it just happened you were hurt,but you'll get paid.
02:22:39Then he's comfortable enoughto say, I didn't like that, so I'm having more fun here.But if it was like it was the WVE where you're going to make a large amount of moneyor everything else where you can do this kind of fun wrestling that you like to do,but you're going to end up broke and probably crippled, he might be making a differentchoice.But he's having his cake and eating it too.just like a lot of these other guys.
02:23:12They never had to provethat they could legitimately draw on their own,sell tickets, sell pay-per-views, do whatever the fuck.They just get Tony'sguaranteed contracts,and they get used as part of hispieces on his chessboard.So, yeah, with that,
02:23:36he would choose WWE or choose AEW overW.Osprey said he doesn't like the way it's filmed.He doesn't like the wrestling behind it.He thinks it's minimalistic.Yeah, I've never heard anybody say,I don't like the way it's filmed.What?
02:23:51The one thing they've got isstate-of-the-art fucking production.He doesn't like the wrestling behind it.He thinks it's minimalistic.Let's get more about that.Here's Will Osprey on the Ariel Holani show.What do you mean by that?I would just think, like,
02:24:07the comparison in like our matchesand our main event matchesis very, very different.Like, their, like, one spear for them will be, like, super satisfying.And, like, I, obviously, I respect it.Like, man, I wish I could get a spare or not.Like, I wish I could.But, like, it's this not inmate.
02:24:27Like, I prefer what we do.I prefer, like, taking people on rides and showing people different ways that I can getinto a styles clash.And, like, and, like, the full contact of it.Like, I've been seeing WWE recently.like, and, like, I saw this one clip,and the girl missed her by, like, flipping miles,like, country mile.
02:24:49But it's not just the girls,it's the guys as well.And I do wonder if they're being kind of told,like, we're already making money.Like, you don't need to, like, kill one another.And I'm not saying that people kill,like, everyone kills each other in AW at all,but there's more contact.
02:25:05Well, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.Hold on. Okay. No, that not.Everybody kills each other at AEW.The ones that don't bust each other open or knock their teeth out or fracture themselves or whatever,they completely missed too.What did we just see Moxley last week?With Jay White.And we talk about every week, what the fuck?
02:25:31Did they think this was going to fool anybody with these fake blows and these,nobody's saying that it's bad that you've been.can figure out different ways to go into your styles clash finish.It's just when you deliver 16 of them and still continue the match and it never beatsanybody that we have the issue.But it's not, and then he has said, well, now we don't kill each other at AEW on purpose.Maybe you don't.But fuck, it's this indie-minded shit from these guys that got in the business after the
02:26:11point in time where it became a do-it-yourself,hey kids, let's put on a show thing,and they've either heard shit frompeople that they think are knowledgeable veteransor they've read it on the internetand they don't know how to apply it.And remember, Osprey thinks to himand his age group and his way of thinking
02:26:37and his social click,he thinks Kitty Omegais a fucking learned, knowledgeable veteran.So it's all nonsense coming from these people.They just want to have fun playingbecause a billionaire will pay them to do it.It's interesting, all the conversations we have about the matcheswhere it's finish after finish and they kick out of everything.
02:27:05He's here defending it.He's saying, I can't be satisfied as a wrestlerhaving a match end with just a spear.And, you know, I recently saw Dave Meltzer on Twitter.I don't even remember exactly what he was referring to,but someone must have brought up the complaints from people like usand lots of fans about matches that have, I don't know,five minutes of back and forth do everything,
02:27:30get right back up, do more, kick out of everything,everything looks devastating.They probably are hurting each other at this point.And he said, well, flare and steamboat, I forget what the number was, had 47 near falls in their match.And a lot of those were backslads and small packages.That's it.And nothing devastating.Yes.
02:27:52Nothing devastating that, oh, my God, he's absolutely going to lose because he has to.It was constant efforts to win and surprise the opponent, not giant moves that look like you should be hospitalized for six weeks.and bounce up in 15 seconds.Let's go back to Will Osprey.Thankfully, pointed out that they don't purposely hurt each other,but of course he's one of the manywho have been out of action for long periods of time in AEW.Will Osprey on the Ariel Hawani Show.
02:28:23I like to feel alive when I do my pro wrestling.Like, I don't want people to wait for strike on me.Like, I'd much rather people hit me than it looked bad on TV.I know that's weird.It might be an alien forward, but like...No, no, I get it.I mean, it comes across as more real.Do you find yourself keeping tabs on them just to see, you know, you're competing against them, right?
02:28:42No, no.Honestly, I haven't watched WWE properly in ages.Like, this is out of the loop I am with WWB.We were overdoing wrestlecom for like during the WrestleMania weekend.So bear in mind, like it's on all the TVs, it's at all the pool parties.It's everywhere.I didn't see one thing.I still haven't seen one thing from WrestleMania, which is wild to me because there was once upon a time where me and all my backyard,
02:29:07wrestling mates would sit there and we'd be like in April where we just sit down and watchWrestleMania and like you admire it and you respect it and but like I just I have not seenanything from mania I just see clits out of the scroll through on 12.I remember when I was a kid me and my backyard Tarzan movie mates would watch the Tarzan movieswe never made one ourselves we never actually swung from thebut we like to watch the movies with my backyard wrestling mates god damn it what do you think of the mindset thoughi mean again some of this could be well and there's see he's taken something that was a legitimatething that guys would say for years and decades in the territory days and the old days of wrestling
02:29:59lay it in kid i don't want it to look shitty especially if it's an angle or whatever but itwhere he said, I'd rather somebody hit me than whiff.There's another way to do it than either one of those.It's called throw a fucking working punch or working kick.You lay shit in when it's the chair shot for the angleor it's the fucking board across the heador it's the stab in the back from the tag team part.Lay it in.
02:30:32But it goes without saying with everything elsewith just normal wrestling match movesthat you don't have to tell the son of a bitchthat you're working with to lay it inbecause you expect that he's going to make the shit look goodbut be a work where it doesn't hurt you.The guys, the old timers were only sayinglay it in when it was one important thing
02:30:57that was not within the realm of the normal thingsthat we go through in a course of a match.Nobody ever said, lay that drop kick in.because it wasacknowledged that you were not going towith anything and that you weretrying your best efforts to fuckingmake the shit look good
02:31:19and be safe at the same timebut if anybody's shitwas just rotten on a regular basisand they weren't the money drawing starof the territory they wouldn't be there very fucking longwell again maybe it's goodthat he didn't go to WWE,not a fan of anything they do, it appears,
02:31:38but you never say never.You never say never, as he said earlier.I think we're starting to be able to.Well, there it is.Will Osprey and his thoughts on WWE.I swear to you got every time I said it lastthat every time he talks,five of his fans go away.
02:31:55Shouldn't be talking so much.Jim, speaking of people who talk,as a follow-up to some of the previous clipswe've reviewed,Dave Meltzer and Brian Alvarez discussed last week's dynamite.We reviewed it on The Experience, and it did a record low, I shouldn't say record,it did the low rating since the NBA playoffs.They've had some numbers that they can kind of feel good about for a little while,
02:32:27based on whatever the current metric is.But this was the lowest it's been, and of course, this was the lowest it's been.and of course this was the one with all the big Kenny OmegaWill Osprey stuffwell it wasn't the one with all the bigKenny Omega and Will Osprey stuff that was the overrunso howhow would people know that that was going to happen
02:32:48when it was overrun from the overrunbut yeah theythey getsomething going for a couple of weeksand get back up into the 700,000swith their, you know, dream matchup of Willie and Kenny.And then the people start seeing how that's being played out and built up,along with all the other build of this thing.
02:33:16And before they even get to the fucking stadium show,they're back in the 500,000s because the TVs are rotten.And that might not even have anything to do with how the pay-per-view does,because as you've said, the TV's always rotten.and people just want to see the matches.So Wembley may still be fine,but they've managed to start out in the 700,000sfor their bill to their big stadium show.
02:33:43And before they even get there, as I said,they've lost 200,000 viewers off their weekly numbersbecause the TVs are just rottenand are not accentuating the stadium card.They're just killing time till it comes up.Whenever they do angles or promos, they always go too long.It always needs to be produced.It always goes too long.
02:34:08I say people like their matches.They like the big matches.The matches that Tony Khan is a matchmaker puts together.They don't like these matches.Listen to this card again for the recap here.Jay White versus Moxley.Nigel McGuinness versus Hecichiro from the Don Callis family.Maya World and Chris Statlander.
02:34:29It's a small graphicversus Hikarishita and PersephoneOsprey and his two friendsversus three members of the Callas familyOmega and the Bucks versus three membersof the Callas familyOmega and Osprey sit down with ReneeWillow and Mercedes
02:34:48promo with ReneeNot a very inspiringcard, it's nota wonder as to why the number is lowit's a wonder as to why it's taken a little while to get herebecause this Omega Osprey build has been terrible.And of course, like you said before, it was in the overrun.So let's go to Dave Meltzer and Brian Alvarez.
02:35:08Well, and that's one more thing is we don't knowbecause we don't get quarter hours anymorehow much the overrun is bragging down their averagebecause it always did before.Well, let's now go to Dave Meltzer and Brian Alvarezdiscussing this. And of course, Alvarez has been all overthis issue, the idea of how stupid it is to put stuff in the overrun, which we've been sayingfor years now. He's catching up to it. Dave Meltzer, up until at least this week, hasn't been
02:35:38able to admit that this is a wrong philosophy. So here's Dave Meltzer explaining Tony Kahn'sphilosophy of this show, why this show, which went over two and a half hours, had to be the wayit was. We will stop it along the way from Wrestling Observer Radio, Alvarez and Meltzer.Wednesday show was the lowest since the NBA playoffs. Going long, obviously hurt. We knew thatgoing in. He, you know, Tony knew that going in too. It's not a secret. He wanted, he felt it wasmore important to get as much as hype as he could, you know, for the various matches,not just the main event, but the various matches.And so he felt it was worth going long and sacrificing the ratings to do, you know, more hype.
02:36:32I mean, there's, you know, the numbers.Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?Hype.The definition of hype is telling people about what you're selling and the largest amount of people.So how was it better hype to do it in front?of fewer people.There were no people, Jerry.Where were the people?
02:36:56They'd already tuned out because it was two and a half hours and counting.You can put all the hype you want in for not only the main event, but all the matches,but put it into the time period that people are going to be watching your programbecause that's what it's scheduled for.And then if you want to go over with a big main event match or whatever,will knock yourself out.But people have seenyou can't advertise impromptu angles.
02:37:29So put them on in the body of the programbecause it's not advertised anyway.Does this make sense to you, Brian?It makes sense to me and everyone else, I think,except for Tony Kahn and Dave Meltzer.Let's go back to this.You know, it would have been in the radio.He sacrificed the ratings
02:37:49to do more hype.To do more hype for, because the most important thingis the pay-per-view number for Sundayand the, and of course, ticket sales as well.Actually, like on a show like this.But wouldn't you want to not sacrifice viewersfor a hype show?Isn't that the idea?
02:38:08Wouldn't you want to not sacrifice viewersfor a hype show?Actually, you have to make that choice.Yeah, and my choice would be don't sacrifice viewers for that.So that means that that means no segments outside the ring.You know, I'm sure that it was.That's no, taken off that show.Well, perhaps there was.
02:38:30No, wait a minute.No, that means no segments outside the ring.What is he talking about?Because he's going with the philosophy that Tony Khan must have,that the matches, these matches are the best thing to hype the pay-per-view.These random six-man matches.Holy crap.These are the best things behind the pay-per-view.
02:38:51Yes.But no, if you want to, don't sacrifice viewers, you got to take away.You got to take away everything outside the, everything that happens outside the ring is what hurts the ratings on AEW.So, you know, the Omega segment with Will Osprey, which is probably the most important thing.It's too long.Okay.It's too long.That could have been boring.
02:39:10Either way, it was going to cause viewers doing it.So those are the decisions you have to make.Wait a minute.Now he's admitting that every time one of these musings.mouth motherfuckers opens their yap.People fucking tune out because they can't stand to listen to it.Yeah, it's not because of wrestling angles.It's because of who's in them.
02:39:28Yeah, the biggest rated segments in the WWE are the stars talking to each other.But these guys are neither stars nor can they talk.So that's what drives the viewers off.Whatever we try to get our top talent to make, cut promos and,hype the matches, they tune out.Specifically, Osprey and Omega the last several weeks.Every one of their confrontations has gone too long and been awkward.The material sucks and their delivery is the shits.
02:40:03Otherwise, not it's fine.This is hype the show, not draw the biggest rating possible.You would want the biggest rating possible when hyping the show.Of course you would.But you have to make a show.choice sometimes. And this week, especially, the choice goes to hyping the show, not a let's hotshot and do some great matches and do their biggest ratings possible and not hype the pay-per-view.This week is about, of course, you want the numbers. You want the most number of viewers,
02:40:37but you have to make choices. And this Wednesday show is, you know, more than last Wednesday.This Wednesday show is the one where you've got to go with your priority being.Yes, but Dave, you have said yourself that we know, and we do know this, that when they go 35 minutes long,they're going to hemorrhage viewers.Absolutely.So that is a poor time to hype your biggest stuff.Well, the biggest thing was hyped in was in the first hour, which was the sit down.Oh, good Lord.
02:41:12Yeah, that's all anybody needed to see was that sit down.Well, there it is, Dave's thoughts on this.defending it again, Dave.He thought the sit-down was the most important thing.The sit-down probably drove away more viewers than anything,except maybe the women's match.The people in the building were starting to leave,and they paid to be there.
02:41:34He can't just say that Tony's doing this wrong,that Tony should be able to fit the hype show for the pay-per-view,the biggest show they're running this year,into a good two-hour block on Wednesday night.It has to run long, and then that has to run long.And he can't just say, Tony's doing this wrong.Tony's not causing people to be more interested in this match.And these shows are not helping.
02:42:01These dynamites have been rotten.Well, poor Uncle Dave just can't bring himself to criticize his number one protege.And as to sometimes the powers that be thatrain over you. They have to rain you in a little bit. Brian, I have to point you to right direction.I have to give you the big cosmic helping hand. Well, Jim, with that, that sounded like a veryprepared statement if I ever heard one. But we will move on from here, and of course,perhaps Tony Kahn could use some better advice.Something like that. I don't know what kind of business advice Shopify would give him about
02:42:43overruns or just do a really good show for two hours,nothing goes too long, leave people wanting more.But I'm sure they can help with many other aspects of his business,our friends at Shopify.I think Shopify might say,just follow your dad's example and make car parts, Tony,because you're not suited to this,because that's what our friends at Shopify do.
02:43:05If you've been sitting on a business idea, Shopify,makes it easy to make it happen,because everything you need to start selling to the public like an auctioneer is included and ready from day one.But sometimes they may say, you know what?You got a stupid idea.You shouldn't do that.You're going to lose your ass and drag us down with you.That's the kind of advice that Tony needs.
02:43:29But folks, if your idea is better than Tony Kahn's and how would it not be,then that's what you need to do.You need to bring Shopify in because they can take you down.the runway of ideas into the stratosphere of reality, including when they've set everything upand you're selling your widgets and your folderall and your waterproof panties, what aboutwhen they want to check out? Shopify not only handles the setup, it handles the checkout.And Shopify checkout helps more of them finish their purchase. You know how, Brian,because if they haven't checked out in 30 seconds and giving you their money,
02:44:11money, an alarm bell over at Shopify goes off and they send a guy out on a motorcycle,not a car, but a motorcycle.He might need to ride down the sidewalk.That is not what they did.And that guy shows up at your house.That's why he's got a bell, so he doesn't run over anybody.There is no man with a bell.And he shows up at your house and he stands over the back of you and he tells you how to
02:44:33check out.And if you don't do it like he says, well, he'll give you a little friendly incentive to checkout and give his client your money.And that way you leave and nobody gets hurt.No one will get hurt because none of this will happen.There's no man on a motorcycle.Well, as long as when the guy shows up,as long as you show your willingness to go ahead
02:44:55and complete that transaction, there's going to be no needfor force to be used.But that's why Shopify's got you covered, folks.There will not be need nor a force to enforce any breaking.Well, the force might.be with you.If you, see,if you sign up for Shopify,
02:45:16they're going to back you up.So these people that are wasting your timeand wasting your internet with going on your sitenot giving them money,well, some bitch, they're going to send somebody over thereand make sure these people pay up.They power millions of businesses worldwide.How do you think that Mattel got to be
02:45:34such a big business without somebody'sstrong arm in the customers into forking over the money?What?Why you're dragging Mattel into this?Why did you just drag Mattel into this?Well, because Mattel is one of the people at Shopify powers.But they don't, they haven't done anything.And that's why those people from Shopify went to everybody's house on that particular block
02:45:58and said, look here, your kids need toys.And we can do this the easy way or the hard way.And suddenly, Mattel is a household name.That's not the way it happened, but we can do it to easy way.a choice we can all make the easy way, the easy way to let people know about a great deal fromour great friends, our friends at Shopify. Well, that's right, because with Shopify,nothing stands between your idea and a real business. But if somebody tries to get in betweenyour idea and take your business, well, Shopify's going to send their crew out to do some
02:46:33romping and a stomping. And right now, you can get a free trial. Let's say you're, you're mad atsomebody. He just come up with an idea to start a business and use the free trial at Shopify.And then once that you're all set up with them, say, hey, you know, this guy named Steve,he's been giving me a real pain in the ass for a while and they'll go down there and they'll take care.They will not take care of it. That's not what they do. But Jim, I think people somehow may havefigured out what they do do from what you did say, but why don't we let the listeners know a great dealwith our great friends at Shopify.Let's let them know that deal.
02:47:11That's right.That's a thing you do do,or you should do,because nothing is like Shopify's do-do.Shopify.com slash J-C-E.That's where you can get a free trial right now,a free trial period,so they can show you all the different ways
02:47:28that they can extort people to give you money.Shopify.com slash J-C-E.Turn your grand eye.into a great business, even if you have to piggyback on the broken bodies of those lessfortunate than you, that you'll be stepping on along the way.Shopify.All right, Jim.Let's move on here as we begin to wind down on the show.
02:47:56Let me grab this.I have a copy of something here that was sent to me.It's a new book, a new wrestling book out, called Why Hulk Hogan Matters, by DavidSchumman.Oh no! It says here he's been...The same one, the big expert talking head that we can't figure out how the fuck he's an expertbecause he doesn't know anything about what he's talking about. He wrote a book.It says here he's been writing about wrestling since 2009. Of course, he has a podcast and
02:48:28it's important to note here at the top of this segment, this man's a bullshit artist and acomplete fraud who doesn't know a fucking thing. He was in an Andre the Giant.documentary where he made up facts that did not happen.He can't defend it, and he now has a long history of saying shit or writing shit that isn'ttrue, because he's figured it out. You can lie to the general public that you know wrestling.It's just that wrestling fans, let alone experts, let alone historians, all collectivelythink you're a complete ignoramus. So he's put out this book,David Shoemaker on why Hulk Hogan matters.
02:49:14I have several selections that were pointed out to mebecause there's a controversy about this book, Jim,in classic David Shoemaker fashion,people have found some facts that may not be true in this book.I shouldn't use the word facts.People have found some claims that may not be true.At the same time, I was sent a video that Voices of Wrestling put up,where they apparently took selections from this book
02:49:43and ran it through some sort of AI checker,which came back and said that those selections,at least some of them were 100% AI.So he artificially intelligents his book.Again, it raises the question exactly,what did he write, if anything?And how does a book with egregious errors like thisget published and not get fact-
02:50:11And what is the point of his titleWhy Hulk Hogan mattersTo who and for whatAnd why is anyone asking that questionWe know why he mattered to the wrestling fanAnd to the world at largeThe answer is probably no he didn'tSo I don't get this fucking guy
02:50:31Real quick, tell me if this matches up to what you've heardabout the debut of Hulk Hogan as a wrestlerThis is from page 10.The name of the chapter is The Wanna Be.He had his first match, a trial by fire, against Hector Don Serrano in late 1977.Hector Don Serrano?Do you think that was his government name?He was never billed that way.
02:51:00Serrano entered the ring first.And when Balea walked out next, the Iraq.the arena went silent.Not a disrespectful silence,but awe.By the time he got into the ring,the crowd had erupted into a standing ovationjust because of the look of the guy.
02:51:22Holy Christ.So real quick, that's a minor one,but let me stop right there.That is complete and utter nonsense.Based on everything you knowabout championship wrestling from Florida showsin the late 70s, wouldn't you say?Well, besides that,
02:51:34I've actually witnessed it not in Florida,but at a different place that it didn't happen.A different place, this thing that he claimed didn't happen.First of all, was, did he actually, he did have a match,Hoke, without the Super Destroyer mask.It was his first one, and then they put him under a maskbecause they didn't want to beat the big kiduntil they figured out if they had anything.
02:51:57But no, he didn't get a standing ovation to go out,this unheard of giant guy,green as a pepper tree in an underneathpreliminary match in Florida,because I watched the peoplewhen he came out months lateras a pushed guy with the name Terry the HulkBoulder to wrestle main events
02:52:21in the Memphis territory, and the people are like,oh, okay, kind of lukewarm.If Lawler was with him, that was when they got the pop.But otherwise, there waswere, as I've mentioned, people were in Memphis when they put the Ron Bass and Pete Austinagainst Terry and Eddie Boulder match on after the Fargoes, the people were leaving to beat thetraffic.If I go to page 16 in the book, Jim, the name of the chapter, The Searcher, let me read some
02:52:52of this to you and see if this is what you remember. It had been a winding road to this point.After his initial training, Hogan wrestled around the southeast before he quit.The Briscoes went and found him working on the docks, a good living in those days,and dragged him back into the business.A good living in those days.Terry Funk, maybe the best pro wrestler who ever lived, remembers working with a young Bolea.He called up Vincent K. McMahon, the elder Vince, father of the modernday imparsario, Vincent J, and told him he should give Boulder a look.
02:53:36Hogan remembers that it was the briscoes that put him in touch with McMahon, but Funk'srecollection is compelling.McMahon was the pro wrestling promoter in the Northeast, and New York City, divided intoneighborhood enclaves of immigrant groups, liked an ethnic superstar.track the immigration numbers into Ellis Islandand watch the representative pro wrestlers pop up in their wake.What did he do?The Irish had Dano O'Mahoney.
02:54:11He was keeping track of the fucking statistics.The Irish had Dano O'Mahony.The Greeks had Jim Lundas.The Italians had Bruno San Martino.The Puerto Ricans had Pedro Morales.By the time Balea walked in,Vince Senior needed something new for the Irish crowd.There was Davy O'Hannon, but he never really caught on.
02:54:38Oh, you think?Not like Dominic Danucci or Ivan Putsky or Chief Jay Strongbow had for their audiences,so Terry Bolea got the role.Good Lord.Hogan, a good solid Irish name.They took Hulk from the name he used in Memphis and around other parts.Terry the Hulk Boulder.Sterling Golden was the other name
02:55:02depending on the promotion.The story goesthat Terry Boulder was on a local talk showthe same day Lou Farigno,the muscle-bound star of the Incredible Hulk, was on.Oh, Christ.And Balea towered over him.So promoter Jerry Jarrett
02:55:19decided to borrow the nickname.Oh, good Lord.This story is widely accepted as fact,though no one has seen the tape of the showand for Rigno doesn't seem to remember it.Who widely accepts that as fact?Only the guy writing this AI book.Have you heard about that before?
02:55:38No.Well, yeah, I've heard the story, but it's not truebecause they named, as everybody seen the videothat Michael St. John narrated,The Hulk, he stands six foot, whatever,and they pan up.That was done when he was coming to Tennessee,and at that point,
02:55:55he'd never been on a goddamn talk showin his life because nobody knew who the fuck he was because he was nobody.Again, they had used him as the super destroyer in Florida,and when he came to Memphis as first they said the Hulk,and then they just tarry the Hulk boulder,and then a couple months later he brought beefcake in as his brother Eddie.But he wasn't on talk shows when he was at that point,much less before they had already done the Hulk video proclaiming him,
02:56:27Hulk. It'scockat, it's bullshit.Well, again, it made this book.This bullshit book.Jim going forward, page23. Let's read someof this.Talking about the AWA here.
02:56:45The event itselfdubbed Super Sundaywas no WrestleMania.And the St. Paul Civic Center,proud as it was,was no Madison Square Garden.And so the night fella bit short in the pageantry.
02:57:00Actually, didn't the St. Paul Civic Centerhold more people in themodern seating configuration of the 80sthan Madison Square Garden? I'm not certain,but that could be right. I think it did.But the night fell a bit shortin the pageantry of destinythat the Iron Sheek match leader would have.
02:57:19The arena,low-ceilinged, fluorescent,civic, in the mostunromantic sense,held the crowd that new wrestling,the way factory men know machineryintimately and with due reverence.Let me stop,
02:57:37have you ever heard the biggest bunch of bullshit like thatwritten about wrestling before?No, I mean, I don't.This has to be a computer rightnessbecause human beings don't speak this wayor maybe is it Brian Griffintrying to write the Great American novel here?And it's a dog.
02:57:55And also, we forgot to saywe were talking about the other bullshit,but yes, it's the AI thing took Vince McMahon'ssenior's comment that's been repeated,let's give him an Irish name, Hogan,and extrapolated that he was trying to make him an Irish hero.He named him that when he was a heel.He just, McMahon just liked Irish names.
02:58:18He wasn't trying to make him an Irish hero.He's a fucking heel.Well, according to the Shoemaker, he's,for the Irish neighborhood,the same way Dano O'Mahoney wasin a previous era, but back to this,Bach Winkle was older,verbose,
02:58:35and calculated.He wrestled like an accountantwho discovered leverage.Precise.Minimizing risk.A villain whose menace was administrativerather than volcanic.What in the fuck is this?
02:58:54I've never heard anyone sayNick Bachwinkle wrestledlike an accountant. That's a very, that's a new take on this. I must say, I have to spend some timethinking about that. I think we've got, uh, he got him so frazzled. He can't form a cogentsimile here, though, Mr. Schumacher. Uh, trying to see what is on this page, page 52.This is talking about when Andre the Giant turned on Hulk Hogan. This starts on page 51.It was a cataclysmic moment. Wait, wait a minute. It's a book.about Hulk Hogan and already on page 51 he's already fucking with Andre.
02:59:32It only goes a hundred.It must not be a lot of detail here.It's, uh, how many pages is this shit?About the author.He's a schmuck.He's from Louisville.Oh, shit.What?
02:59:43I'm looking at the special, the acknowledgments here,specifically to my father who took me to the Louisville Gardens to see Hulk Hoganface off against Killer Kahn.Bullshit.This guy's from Louisville.Oh, it gets better.All right.wait a bit, that's what's wrong with, that would have been like
02:59:591986, right? That's what's wrong with him. His father didn't takehim to the Louisville Gardens to see the Memphis wrestling.He took him to see the fake bullshit.Well, again, back here to page 51,talking about Piper's Pit with Andre, Bobby Heenan, Jesse Ventura,who brought Andre and Heenan, and Hulk Hogan, of course.It was a cataclysmic moment. The sound of the very concept of friendshipsnapping into, Hogan,
03:00:27entered the stage smiling, still playing the loyal champion, still assuming that whatevertension existed could be smoothed over with charisma and back-slapping.Andre stood beside him like a silent verdict, massive and immovable.His face unreadable.Like a silent verdict.His face unreadable in that way that made every pause feel intentional.Piper, acting as both instigator,and Greek chorus.
03:01:00Kept needlingAndre about his elite...This is not how any of this happened.Kept needling Andre about his allegiance.About Hogan's spotlight.About who was really using whom?Hogan laughed it off, talked louder,clapped Andre on the shoulder,
03:01:18the familiar physical shorthand of dominance disguised as affection.And then Andre moved.No wind-up.No theatrical.flourish, he reached out and grabbed Hogan's crucifix necklace and T-shirt in one enormous fistand pulled.The fabric of the yellow Hulkomania tank top ripped open like paper.The fabric of space-time rending...
03:01:44The fabric...Is this guy, he is legitimately fucking insane.He thinks he's Shakespeare.This is the biggest bunch of drek I've ever heard.The fabric of space-time rending right along with it.The cross accidentally dug into his skin and left a trail of blood.A normal sight for so much of pro wrestling,but so rare for family-friendly WWF product.
03:02:13Hogan's chest was suddenly exposed as a symbol of vulnerability rather than strength.The crowd grasped in a way they wouldn't have for the most destructive power slam.This was more than a wrestling move.it was an act of sacrilegious contempt.Again, that needs to be an album.Sacrilegious contempt.Even with this kid being a schmuck and a liarand a complete poser and a fraud
03:02:45who doesn't have credibility with anyone who knows wrestling,I dare someone to dispute any of that.Even if he thinks he's Shakespeare,this does not read like a human being was writing it.And that's not...I agree with you there.And that's not taking into account voices of wrestling, running this through a checker to see if this is human derivative or computer genera.I think they ought to run it by a psychiatrist.
03:03:11Well, again, let's go forward here.That's a complete new telling of the way Andre the Giant of Hulk Hogan came together on Piper's Pit.This is page 55, the giant killer.WrestleMania 3 also marked a turning point in how wrestling understood itself.The event proved that wrestling could sell moments as effectively as matches,that a single image could anchor an entire industry.It validated the idea that wrestling's greatest currency was shared memory.People remember where they were when Hogan slammed Andre.
03:03:51The way people remember where they were from Moonland.or title-clinching home runs.Wrestling, often derided as fake, had found a way to make itself feel permanent.What is that?What is that?I don't know. This fucking guy, he's determined to have people think that he's somebody.From Chapter 6, The Torchbearer, page 69,Guerrilla Monsoon repeatedly called the clash between WWF heavyweight champion
03:04:24Hulk Hogan and Intercontinental Champ the Ultimate Warrior,the irresistible force versus the immovable object.When you think of that term, what match do you,what confrontation do you think of?Now, the irresistible force, the immovable object?Gorilla Monson's saying that.Yes, Hogan and Andre would be one of those.was the big one, not Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior, per se, and it was the irresistible force
03:04:57meets the immovable object, not versus the immovable object. If we go forward here, it says...Because actually, an immovable object wouldn't really be able to fight anybody because it's aninanimate object. Again, these are just choice selections. The Ultimate Warrior, this is page 72,the Ultimate Warrior, originally known as Jim Helwig,had come to the WWF via the dwindling territorial system.He started off in Memphis as part of Power Team USA,a crew of bodybuilders turn wrestlers,until he splintered off with fellow Power Teamer Steve Borden,
03:05:31later famously known as Sting,to form a tandem called the Freedom Fighters,later known as the Blade Runners.Power Team USA never came to Memphis.Two guys did.Sting in the war.Right.They didn't break off from Memphis.
03:05:45They broke off to Memphis.That's what started their career.So that's completely wrong.Because they sent pictures to everybody in the business,and Jerry Jarrett was the only one that would give these green horns a chance,but he brought him in for 50 bucks a night.Opposite page here, page 73.The 1992 Royal Rumble is the first moment that brings Warrior and Hogan together.
03:06:06He's off by two years.It was 1990.I was about to say, isn't that a little late?You can't you? You can look at shit up on the internet, can't you?Very, very simply. And of course, Ultimate Warrior wasn't even there. He wasn't even there.It wasn't even there. And it wasn't even Owen.But Jim, this is the one that the most amount of emails came over, this specific one.So let's go to this. This is page 83 from the chapter of The Squatter.
03:06:37A year later, Hogan made another return to the title picture at WrestleMania 9.It was supposed to be a feel-good moment.Instead, it became a case study in creative dissonance.After Brett Hart, the latest in a string of Hogan replacements,lost the WWF championship to Yokosuna,Hogan emerged unexpectedly to defend Brett,and, ever the terrible friend,ended up accepting a match against Yokosuna.
03:07:07The match was brief, one-sided,and designed to put the belt back on Hoganwithout explanation or justification.Let me go down a little bit here.Hogan's final WWF feud with Yokozuna was short,strange, and symbolic.He lost the WWF championship back to Yokozuna in Japan,away from the American spotlight,
03:07:35in a match that should have been a climax,and instead felt like a giant concession.There was no grand farewell, no emotional speech,no acknowledgement that an error was ending.Hogan simply left.Maybe since he always came back,it felt unnecessary.So, Jim, what do you remember?
03:07:57I know this is right before you got to the WWF to manage Yokazuna,but what do you remember about the Japanese title changein Japan away from the American press?How does that mistake get in a fucking book?is well and it was because they did the thing with the Japanese photographer with the fireball or whateverbut it was in a parking lot at Caesars in Las Vegas no it wasn't even there that the anglethe angle with Harvey Whippleman was where was it in Ohio where was King of the Ring that yearit was a King of the Ring I thought it was in oh that's right it was King of the Ring with the
03:08:33blow up and that that's when okay that's how they got it off of it yes it was alike dating at King of the Ring.And I'm sure AI probably confused Japanese photographerwith the match taking place in Japan.Yeah.Not on pay-per-view in front of everyone,but away from everyone.That's embarrassing.
03:08:54This guy should be embarrassed.I'm sure he's not.It's really an indictment on Bill Simmonsand the ringerthat they'll let this kid be their wrestling representativewhen he doesn't have a shreddingcredibility with anyone, like I said before, from the most basic fan to the most knowledgeablehistorian.
03:09:14Well, and that's right.Who would think the WWF title ever changed hands in Japan, ever in history?Inoki would.Inoki would think that.That's the only person.Well, okay, but, you know, I'm talking about legitimately.And you're right, did the AI think that because the Japanese photographer gimmick was really,they were in Japan and had photographers there.
03:09:43It's embarrassing.And again, you know, what we do in between the funis try to get wrestling history out there.I'm pretty proud that we've been able to, you know,more than anyone else, just get wrestling history out therefrom small names to small territories to everything in between,old programs.When you have someone who's a disinformation agent
03:10:02who just wants to, I guess, collect a feeto be a talking headand will just say anythingand clearly just write anythingif he wrote any of itagain complete and utter fraudneeds to be saidand if he's got a problem with it
03:10:18he can come do something about itwhat a fucking fraudyeah if you got a problem with itgo see Brianwell Jim with thatuh ohwhere's the colimaoh boy
03:10:29the colimbawith thatI don't know Maurice Whitethe drive-this closed.We are a little off schedule this week, ladies and gentlemen.So next week we'll be back with a normal drive-thru.We'll have a big review of the AEW pay-per-view,
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