Joe Rogan Experience Review podcast - 341 Joe Rogan Experience Review of Post Malone Et al.

Episode Date: August 19, 2023

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Enjoy the show. Yo, yo, yo. And welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience Review, where we will review Joe's show for this week. Join us always by my buddy Todd. What's up, Todd? Hey, nice to see you on this fine, beautiful morning, Bob. Good to see you, buddy.

Little sounds. Todd's up in Boseman, Bos Angeles, Montana, and I'm in Tennessee. Boseman really holds these days. It is stepped up to a new form of crazy. And if you want to learn about Bozeman anyway, I recommend following the Instagram page, Hips does a Bozeman. Oh, so good.

It's absolutely hilarious and like basically satire, parody, just makes fun of shit that happens in Bozeman and it's great. It's a great Instagram to follow if you're curious. I recommend it. Yeah. All right. Here we go. This week we got a good old post Malone.

Bam. What a cool cool cat. Cool cat. Great. Yeah. And he's young. I always forget how young that dude is. What is he like 28?

He's a young man. Yeah. I don't I think he might be younger than that crazy. Yeah, he's a young dude. And then the Python cowboy Python cowboy what a psycho what a badass dude. Yeah, that's what we got down in Florida, dude Cowboys that hunt giant snakes. It's basically the Australia of America. And then finishing up the week with the legend that is, the national treasure, what a man, Tim Dylan. One of my favorite humans on the planet. So good. So good.

So funny. He's so, and he's so smart. I forget how smart that dude is. I mean, most comedians, right? They kind of have to be smart. They're witty. Anyone who's got that kind he's so smart. I forget how smart that dude is. I mean, most comedians, right? They kind of have to be smart. They're witty. Anyone who's got that kind of sense of humor. The quick, yeah.

The quick, the good communicators, they understand timing. They, what's great about him is he make, Tim will make a bunch of pretty serious, like political statements. And then all of, on a dime, just switch it to like madness, which is just brilliant.

It just makes it so interesting. We told you like to listen to it. So good. All right. Well, who do you want to start with this week, brother? Yeah, let's get on with Post Malone. Damn, that was a long ass podcast. Buddy, I know he goes, what is it? Three and a half hours.

Joe tried to cut him obvious. Can we just talk a little bit longer? Let me just go take a pee and then it's another hour later. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They love hanging out. They're good friends, man. They're really good friends, I think. And Joe was going in his show a couple of days later, I guess, in Houston. Uh, I like the Joe bought tickets too. He didn't text his buddy and go, Hey, I want free tickets and, you know, VIP everything. And Joe's like, That's fine. You know, I mean, I have a little shout out to you on that go, hey, I want free tickets and, you know, VIP everything and Joe's like,

that's fine. You know, I'm going to have a little shout out to you on that one, buddy, because you've done that in the past with me when I was throwing shows and, you know, we were doing those ski vids downtown. And, you know, of course, I'm going to give my friends tickets if they ask. I'm going to do it. I'm not going to say no. But when you're on your 250th fucking phone call and all of a sudden

you're like, break and even because people just want free tickets, it gets, it is a little frustrating. Dude, we worked in the same office and elements of it. I helped you set up and I still bought four tickets. Well, you're the man. So, you're not good. Yeah, that is, but you know, it was annoying too. And I get what you're saying.

Like a bunch of very close friends, you know, they, they kind of saw you know, it was annoying too. And I get what you're saying. Like a bunch of are very close friends, you know, they, they kind of saw it as, yeah, we're going to support Todd, but really it was like, no, we're just getting free tickets. Right. Right. And I don't know. If you want to be that kind of person up to you, but I don't care for it, there's no need for it. If you support your friends, actually support them by, by whatever it is that they have. Right. Right. Yeah. Buy their products. Don't ask for free shit. Well, that's the thing. You know, especially with someone like post who doesn't need the money clearly, but that's not the point. The point is you're supporting your friend who's

an artist who's a legend and you want to support him and that that, that ticket sale is supporting him. Oh, yeah. And he pro, you know, Robyn pro didn you want to support him. And that that ticket sale is supporting him. Oh yeah. And he probably, you know, Robin probably didn't want to bother him either. He's like got stuff to do. He's not gonna be like, Hey, can I go free tickets dude?

Like forget about it. Wow. So anyway, legends both of them come on. Go down your notes. There's just like, there was just so many, it was just all over the board. I mean, a lot of it was just.

He's sitting, you know. Yeah, of course, but I mean, this is what most Rogan right conversations alike. Right. But the difference between him and like Tim Dylan, right? Tim Dylan is bullshitting, but they're talking about really serious things and they're in Dylan's being witty about it. I feel like a lot of this conversation loved it. But after after a little bit, it just felt like the same, to me, it felt like the same conversation was still happening four hours into it.

It was still just, you know. Yeah, it's like, you kind of, with a post-molone one, you probably got a smoker joint and just sit back and not have anywhere to be, right? I mean, if you're listening to that episode and you've got other things to do and you're kind of distracted, then no, you're not going to get into it because it is just two people bullshit.

But if you love Rogans and you're at the gym or you're on a road trip or you just got time to kill and it was a smooth, like great conversation. And it was so cool to hear how down to earth post-malones, like he's a really genuinely, for how famous he is, he has 67 million plays a month on Spotify. He's fucking ginormous. Geez, I did not write that down. That's insane.

I mean, his music's great. Well, they didn't say I just looked it up because you can just go to the artist on the Spotify and say, but that's ginormous. Yeah, I don't remember them saying that, but I do know, I mean, how much of a postman one of you actually listened to? Real honestly, I don't know a lot of his music. Okay. So yeah, so I didn't either until my my brother-in-law Jake was sorry,

is that ex brother-in-law now? I don't even know. Yeah, it's ex brother-in-law. Ex-brother-in-law. Still my homie shout out to Jake, but Jake is was got me on to post Milano all you know long time ago because he's a young kid. He's like in 25, you know. So that's those that's what the kids listen to his post. And not only is the guy a rapper, anna singer, but if you go back and look at some of his old YouTube, I mean, he has like, he's covering Bob Dylan, he's covering Sturgial Simpson. He can really play the guitar and sing. I mean, I'm so, I think his singing and guitar playing is is a hundred times better than his rapping You know what I mean? And he was making fun of it

He's making a fun of himself for rapping because he just uses the voice over thing But he actually has an incredible voice. Yeah, I forget what that's called. It's the same thing that Who's the famous black dude who? Who started doing that tea pain right what's that's that? That voice box thing that they use, I can't remember what it's called. Anyway. Yeah, I don't remember. It's like echoey robot sound.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. We're too dumb to remember. But yeah, he likes using that and fat play. Like if it works for your music, like, I did like that they, they, they really kind of, had so many different, like, songs that they were playing, especially towards the end, they were playing some great music, and it's really cool just to see posts like really enjoying

these old styles, and, and that song on the live is a badass song. I put that on my Spotify. Oh, yeah, that really slow one. Like arm, boom, boom, boom, boom. No, no, it was the fit. He was like, I'm alive. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, I'm alive. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the different one.

They also played a really slow one when when Rogan was asking if he would ever cover that, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, he said he didn't, he wouldn't cover it, right? He doesn't cover songs. Well, I don't know. He doesn't need to. During the pandemic, he covered the, he covered an entire, uh, he covered the entire bleach

album, I believe by Nirvana, him and the fucking drummer from Travis, uh, who's the drummer from Blink 182? I can't think of his last name. First name Travis. He was on the talk. Yeah, yeah. Dude, they were in post house in Salt Lake in the basement. Have you never, you haven't seen that? Oh, it's so good. Ah, dude. Is it in the basement covering Nirvana post Malone crushes, crushes Kurt Cobain. Oh, fuck. It's so good. I got to check that out for sure. Is it on YouTube or what? Yeah. Yeah. Check it out. They did a live show and they I can't remember who they're raising money for, but it was during the

pandemic. Oh nice. When everyone was still scared and hiding out in their homes. What did you think about him? Saying that, you know, like AI is here, right? And AI can write songs. There was that Drake song that was big. Yeah. But then, But then he mentioned that how cool would it be to have a band that you like, even a band that's not around anymore, like Nirvana, it could write a personalized song just to you. That's best. And you'd have a one-off Nirvana song that nobody else has, and it's just yours. And you could have Kurt singing about events in your life. This podcast is brought to you by Ghost Bed.

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or maybe it was Nashville. Pinky in the Floyd. Pinky in the Floyd. Those bands are great. They just remind you. Of course they're not as good as the original band, but you go there, you take enough drugs, you close your eyes for long enough time, you kind of feel like you're there. It's tight. It's tight. I mean, look at the look at the dead with mayor. They're freaking crushing it with John mayor, but that I mean, I haven't been to one of those shows, but I've heard him and he sounds great. Of course, he's not Jerry Garcia, but look at their filling up stadiums, dude.

Good for them. Yeah. Yeah. It's not a bad idea, you know, I mean, we've talked about it before. Paul McContany is using AI to bring John Lennon back singing like a duet together. How cool is that? I guess you would call it that, and it's songs that they did work on back in the day. They just never finished.

And even if they didn't work on, and Paul was bringing it back, dude, if I die, and if we were in a band together and I died, you better fucking bring me back. And let me do a little AI do at with you, bud. No, I'd replace you in the game. It'd be too emotional. Good to know. Well, what's that?

There's a thing where you can call in. So my brother did this with iced tea. Well, his girlfriend bought it for him for his birthday. That's what it just reminded me of if you could do a person like Camio. Oh, it's like Camio. His, well, his girlfriend bought it for him for his birthday. That's what it just reminded me of, if you could do a personal ice cream. Oh, it's like cameo. Yeah, cameo, that's it. So for, I think it was like $250 for 30 seconds

or something crazy. And iced tea just, it's recording himself and he's going, what's up, Scotty? You fucking happy birthday, fucking Scotty. And he's like, how sick is that, dude? That's such a good present for your wife to get you, dude. That's so awesome. Who would you want to like tell you happy birthday, fucking Scottie. And I was like, how sick is that? Dude, that's such a good present for your wife to get you, dude. That's so awesome.

Who would you want to like tell you happy birthday? What famous dude? Connery, Sean Connery. Oh, yeah, definitely Connery. All right. Connery's passed away now. So all right. Can't be him.

But you can do AI Connery. So it's AI cameo, dude. Let's put let's put that together. Oh, yeah, that would be great. I wonder if you could do. So it's AI cameo dude. Let's put let's put that together. Oh yeah, that would be great. I wonder if you could do that because it's like using their likenesses. It sounds like a lawsuit. Yeah. Be careful. Yeah, but cameo. What a good idea that was. I mean, why wouldn't they do that with AI songs? If you were famous enough, would you just sit there all day doing cameos? Fuck man. I mean, dude, making $250 for 30 seconds.

So I mean, you could rake in a day. Yeah. The guy who's the guy who's the guy who's the guy Kevin from the office. I don't know his real name, but he apparently he is the biggest cameo star. The guy is making the most money out of anyone to perform as Kevin to tell people happy birthday. No shit. I wonder, I bet there's a list online. Oh, dude.

Biggest cameo stars. All right, let's see. Yeah. Let's see who they are. I'm pretty sure Kevin is the biggest on cameo. Okay. James Buckley. Is that that guy you're talking about? I don't know his real name. Let's see

Oh, Lindsay Lohan there you really 17 grand a week with Mayweather Let's I need some pictures. I don't even recognize half these names We're getting old buddy I need some pictures. I don't even recognize half these names. Oh, so James Buckley is from the In-Betweeners, which is like a British show. All right, Kevin and Ian is the character, right? That's the fictional character. Yeah, so he's number two, Brian Baumgartner. There we go. He's number two. Yeah. So I wasn't too far off there. Number two. How much is he making?

Brian was the first celebrity pass a million dollars damn good for him Just to tell how boring with that kid, but who cares Lindsay Lohan Strange one who wants to hear her talk these days. I don't know. I Floyd Mayweather would be dope. I'll tell you who. Conor McGregor. You know what I would want though.

I wouldn't want to birthday message. Just him like talking shit like we were going to get in a fight. Yeah, there you go. Or just put on you. He's that guy. Quit being a pussy Adam. Yeah, right. He just like motivates you to get to the gym.

He's like, here, Liza. It's pretty great. All right. Well, I wonder how much how much post Malone cost, dude. Let's see how much post cost on a cameo. Let's look it up. Let's let's get one. Let's get him to give a shout out to the podcast. There you go. There you go. It is a pretty cool birthday present. Whoever thought of that, good idea. That's fun. Very smart. I'm sure people enjoy it. I don't think post is on there. Well, I will say, so post, yeah, what a what a good just down fucking badass down home dude. I mean, he's just seems like a normal dude, right? He doesn't seem famous at all. He kind of has this this aura about him where he's not I don't he's almost not that sure of himself, even though he's such a badass. Did you did

you notice that? Well, I think he's just really humble, you know, he didn't have any like braggadocious shit about him. He's just down to earth and real like he seems very comfortable with who he is. He does a lot of mushrooms. I'm sure that helps. I did. I did love how Joe was blown his mind with all the things that he's that Joe talks about, you know, the Stone Dapy theory, younger than us theory. He was bringing all that in and posted just like, what? What? What? That's like how it shocks are older than trees. I didn't know that shit. Actually, I didn't know that either.

It's like what trees on that old. I didn't know that shit. Actually, I didn't know that either. It's like, what? Trees on that old. I guess not, buddy. Or this, oh, dude, the soil on Mars. That was a cool. Yeah. So what's he saying about that? It's like radioactive. Like they could have been a war up that. Zee non that he was, yeah, post was very, very excited to tell Joe about that. How there was ancient nuclear war on Mars. Interesting stuff. That'll blow your mind. Or do you have to wait till Elon gets up that to really start exploring almost as cool as that $2 million or what Lord of the Rings magic gathering card they bought.

Oh my God. Post. I mean, hey, he clearly loves that, he clearly loves that game, you know. Well, you got to love that passion. Yeah, you got to love that passion, but my, my goodness. I hope he's, I hope he's, say, not blowing all his money, because that is something. Yeah, I did, I appreciated the, you know, the power grid talk or where they were talking about what they would do if they were the rulers of the world. If they were saying the rulers of the world, if they were the evil warlords controlling the world, this is probably into our three and a half, it took a minute to get there.

But I just start canceling debit cards. I mean, fucking Trudeau, I didn't realize that happened in Canada. He's just canceling people. Yeah, with those banking counts. What the fuck? So people were basically kind of doing a go-fun me to support the truckers. That were protesting the mass, the lockdowns and the mass and the vaccinations. Yeah, I was in support of that dude, do what you want.

They weren't being, they weren't being violent. That's freedom. They weren't being violent. Even if, even if you don't agree, it's like they have a right to protest and, you know, and everyone they get. So if they get money or support, like that's part of the protest. It's like people that can't make it to the protest

can support them. So people were like sending Bitcoin and a bunch of things. And Trudeau just like, I think seized it or shut it down or it's wacky stuff that was going on up that dude. So my my heart goes out to the people in Canada that are feeling trapped by, because that's some bullshit. Well, we're doing it here too though. There's states in the union here that are, basically throwing people in jail for protesting and being calm. Obviously you can't be throwing Molotov cocktails while you're protesting.

Yes, you should get thrown in jail for that. I don't care what you're protesting. I don't care if you're protesting to save a fucking squirrel. If you're throwing shit and, you know, messing up private property or whatever, yeah, you should get thrown in jail. But if you're just standing there and addressing your rights as a protester, how on earth are you able to get arrested for that? That seems like, you know know what freedom of speech here people

That's the first amendment. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah 100% I mean a peaceful protest should be allowed what's not says there's been really violent protests that they didn't break up I got stuck in one in Chicago and saw like Buildings and you know Businesses get destroyed right in front of me. Well, I'm like, because they raised all the bridges, I was like stuck downtown. Oh, I remember you talking about that.

The timing of that was just ridiculous that I got stuck in that. And, but the cops were like, I don't wanna say doing nothing, but they were definitely told to just kind of like hold their position. I mean, they weren't running around or resting everybody.

I'll tell you that much. Yeah. They were just kind of containing it and it was nuts. And that's not even really a protest. That's just total vandalism. It was bullshit. Yeah.

And then seeing it the next morning, how many windows were like smashed out all in that area? Just like what is going on? Yeah, I remember that when I was working in Berkeley, California, there were a bunch of protests, Yeah, I remember I remember that when when I was working in Berkeley, California There were a bunch of protests probably during the same same time. I mean that was right What was that? Oh, no, that was the bank stuff. Sorry. That was before that was the Wall Street Oh, that was that was like 2010. Yeah, no, that was a long time. Yeah. Well, gosh, it seems like yesterday now weird Isn't it weird to think that you know, you think back to 1980s, you're like, yeah, 20 years ago, a new 40.

Yeah, long time. We're old as hell. Like, you don't know the movie The Grandlands? Come on. It's dope. Yeah, like the goonies. So, oh, goonies, dude oh goonies dude. Dude. So good. So yeah, I would advise everyone to go check out post Malone on YouTube and go back to some of the older stuff before he had a bunch of face

tats. Look, love his face tats, but before he had face tats, he's fucking playing Bob Dylan. He's playing Sturgeon. He is just jamming. How long has he been around for now? Gosh, I don't know, like he's only 28 years old. I don't know if he's been famous for what? Maybe five years, he's been like Uber famous. It sounds about right. But yeah, that sounds about right. I just five years.

I really appreciate the amount of talent, right? A lot of people say, oh, oh, you know, especially with rappers, they get shit for it. And then he's not, he's so much more than a rapper. He's a performer. He's an amazing guitar player. I mean, most rappers do not play guitar. This guy crushes on a guitar. He loves Applebees.

Gotta respect that. Yeah, he gets that rich and famous and he still loves, he still loves Applebees. He's like, Hey, Joe, they've got their own mountain do that. He's like really pumped about that. We got to love that. Let's give him, let's give him some love for losing like 60 pounds because he's not drinking like big golpes every day anymore. So that's great. Good for him. Got to get off. Great. get off that sugar, dude. Yeah. He was looking good. Well, I'm sure he's feeling a lot better. He was looking good. So yeah, good, good, great four hour chat.

Like you said, you got maybe a car ride. This wouldn't be good for a car ride, you know, where you can just kind of just, it's like you're hanging out with your friends. But yeah, if you're trying to work and do shit, you're probably not going to really get into it that much. It's going to be hard. No, this, this was a great, great conversation. Tell us just moan about it because he had to listen to it because it's his job. Oh, boy.

And he's probably too busy trying to buy his house. Oh, get out of here. You know, you know, all right, let's jump over to Python cowboy. Yeah. All right. So this guy from Florida, um, and he used to work for the state, like catching Python. So there's a big problem, right? With Python's out there. And Joe's talked about it a bunch. We finally get someone on to learn a little bit about it. Um, the guy lives a wildlife, like literally wild as fuck. What was cool about it, though, is, you know, the idea was always, oh, the reason they have so many gators and these pythons is because people have them as pets, and then they release them or flush them down the toilet

or whatever, and then they just get out there. But he has a bit of a different idea and it's a little bit of a conspiracy theory, I guess, you could call it. And it's that breeders might be releasing it. So they don't have to import them, you know, from abroad. They can just go out to the wild catch them and, you know, then they don't have to pay much money for it. Yeah. Exactly. And that kind of makes sense, right? I mean, he said with what were the other creatures that he was hunting, those lizards? Well, there's iguanas, right? There's iguanas, that's it.

Yeah, that's it. And he was saying that you could release a few in an area by a tree and then come back next year and then the trees follow them. And if you're selling them, that kind of makes sense because then you don't have to do anything. You just like learn where these iguanas are. It's a strange thing that you never think about, right? Kind of like when they're talking about feral cats killing all the birds, you just don't think about that stuff.

You know, once you start fucking with nature, things will get out of hand very quickly, right? If you start trying to change nature. Yeah, yeah. You know, it's all those wetlands over there. So, so the Everglades, right? It's like a huge amount of Florida. And basically, you know, people have built up areas to live in. So they're

kind of like taking a lot of that land. Otherwise, it would just all be these swamps. And as a result, you know, human intervention, we've like accidentally or intentionally released different animals there. And now, especially these pythons are just taken over. They're eating everything. Including trying to eat this dude. Yeah, he almost got eaten. I had no idea pythons could grow to be that big. I mean, he was saying 18 feet, 16 feet, he's tackling these things with his bare hands and wrapping his arms around them and Catching how do you catch an 18 foot Python or 16 foot it? Unreal. I don't know. Yeah, I guess he just fights with it till it gets tired and then it's too tired

They got shitty endurance. Yeah, so then you can just drag them home. Oh, that was cool. Yeah, like some of these pythons that are what he was saying 15, 20 years old and so they don't they they really don't have much fighting them. So you kind of just got to let them where you know get worn out before you before you try to capture them, right? You kind of just you're wrestling with them basically for 10 minutes. Yeah, imagine that you're wrestling with this giant creature that can kill you and you're like all I have to do is just wait till it gets tired Yeah, my god, dude. I know when he's telling Joe that and Joe goes Jesus, Louise's Yeah Well, these things have killed something like 99% of the small game

It's wiped out. That's fucked up So yes, what's gonna be left? Are they going to be eating each other? Now they're trying to eat alligators. I don't think they can digest an alligator. I think they just eat it and then they get indigestion and just die. That doesn't make any sense. That'd be a hard one to poop out. What about the toads?

The toads are talking about. Oh, the hallucinogenic toads. Yeah, and putting the, taking the toad and putting it on your windshield, like putting the secretions from the toad on your windshield, letting it dry out and then scraping it off and smoking it. What?

Jesus. Yeah. Yikes, man, people are hung up for a high. People wanna get high. Yeah, they definitely wanna do it. That drug is wild too. I don't recommend it. It's a bit much. It, it, it a change like a year of your life for sure. Yeah, I'm not ready for that. I felt, yeah, I just my year, the year of my life just, it, it just changed my entire life in one year and I didn't take any drugs. Any tote drugs. No, you certainly took some drugs.

Don't lie. So he basically goes out with an automatic error for and just reeks havoc on like golf courses in different areas, taking out pigeons, iguanas, like just wrecking them with automatic air rifle guns him and his buddies. Sounds like a fun day. Honestly. And I guess iguana is pretty tasty.

You can either. And this is what happens when you buy your children reptiles when they're younger people don't watch out. Watch out. They might end up like the python king. Wait, what's his name? Texas Texas python. Or sorry. Oh, yeah Wait, what's his name? Texas Texas Python? Or sorry. Oh, yeah, what is his actual name? I just go, I just have Python in here. But what was the, uh, yeah, he was saying he grew up with 20 different

reptiles. So the guy has clearly been, I mean, he's like the Tiger King, but way cooler, right? Because he doesn't treat, he doesn't treat these animals like shit. He's actually trying to help these animals, which Tiger King thought he was trying to help the animals. When really he's just a piece of shit in my mind. Just doing crack, I'll smoke and math. His name is Mike Kimmel. Okay.

Mike Kimmel, he has a cool Instagram. You should check it out. If you're not following it, definitely check out Mike Kimmel. Mike Kimmel, it's not the Python man He is the Python King Oh cowboy play some cowboy excuse me. Yeah, yeah good name Good name. There's only so many people who can do this right and he he was saying he the reason he became so famous is from just that YouTube page that he had right Or was it on his Instagram was his YouTube of him wrestling snakes.

I didn't check it out. Did you check it out? I have not seen it. Buddy, we got to look into that. Yeah. Yeah, he has like 330,000 Instagram followers at this time. And I guess he's making a good amount of money selling like the Python skin and a koan about probably. Yeah. Look man, the guy's a legend. He's trapping and rescuing these

things, right? He's actually trying to help these snakes. The guy is trying to do a good thing. Yeah, well, he's and he's also trying to keep the numbers in, you know, like a reasonable place because it's, they're out of control. Like they need more and more of these people in that. He takes his dogs in that hunting. I didn't know, uh, dogs were good for hunting snakes. I guess it makes sense. Dogs are good a lot of things. But yeah, takes his dogs in, hunts them. And looks like his wife there with a raccoon as a pet. That's cool. I'd have a raccoon pet. Look at that. I mean, he has a fricking sweet. Oh, yeah, look at all these dogs. Dude, if you go on his Instagram page

He's got all these Dogs and he's cruising around on a badass four by four with like 10 dogs in the back and he just let some loose Mm-hmm. Let's him loosen the jungle. He's running around with his little girl and a baby Okay, that doesn't seem safe guys. They've got it's Florida. They got a two-year-old rolling around Hutton snakes with him. What the fuck? Yeah. That's good.

Yeah, check out the Instagram, Python cowboy. Oh yeah, there he is with the air rifle going after some iguanas dude, watch out. So then he captures them, right? And then he actually gives them to a good home. Is that what he said about it with the iguanas?uonis? No, the, mostly the aguonis, he's just killing him. Cause it's just too many that everywhere and they wreck havoc. God, just the aguonis. They're a big problem. And that is why they outlawed aguonis as pets, right? That was the whole

reason that in Florida, you can't have an aguonis a pet anymore. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, it's a problem. I mean, I remember being down in Mexico and just seeing those things rick and walk all over the place. Yeah, I've been, I've been to, uh, where did I see some? Was it Puerto Rico? I think I saw some in Puerto Rico just like chilling on a wall. I'm like, whoa, okay. Oh, look at, he's got his dogs just going

after these iguanas, yeah, buddy. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah, it's wild, right? Just nuts. So you can give, he has, if you go to his Instagram and I think there were links in the Rogan Show for, like support, you can give money to them and they're helping just kind of like keep the Everglades in that whole habitat kind of going. I guess he said

that Everglades used to be three million acres and in the last hundred years now it's down to one and a half million. So they've lost like a half of it because of homes. That's got to have a huge impact. Well, in the water right is just so polluted now that nothing can live in there. There's a lot of just stuff dying because it's too hot, too salty, it's too acidic. Right. Oh, it's a mess, is it? Yeah.

I ain't. That's your hate, that. Yeah, well, with with a lot of people hearing him on Rogan, this is kind of how stuff gets changed, you know, he get a lot of support from this. What did you think of that bit of the end way? He kind of went into the satanic conspiracy thing, found like a doll out there. And then he said some of these people that ran these, found like a doll out there.

And then he said some of these people that ran these, these like missile defense contracts were Sataness and those pre-hats, yet some wild, yet some wild ideas with that. I was going down the rabbit hole for a minute. I was like, I don't know where this is going here. It was a bit like pizza gate. It got a little pizza gady for sure. You got a little pizza gady at the end, man.

You're really good. I don't know what to say anymore. I don't know what to believe anymore. Other than keep an open mind. Love your, love your neighbors. Okay. Keep an open mind. Let's not just jump to conclusions.

We don't need a jump to conclusion, Matt. We just need to listen to these guys. I mean, look, everyone's got crazy ideas. Python, cowboys, obviously a crazy dude, but I like him, you know, I feel like we could hang out. We could bro down with some bud lights, you know, I think so. I think so for sure. All right, let's finish up with Tim Dylan. How are we doing for time? We're around 30 34, brother? Oh, good. All right. So we do, we do good solid 10 or 11 on 10. I mean, look, I can go all down so many times. Love that guy. I can go all do like I say, every time national treasure. I want to meet him. Yeah. I want to meet the guy. He is one of the funniest humans. And I wish his

standup was as good as just his rants on Rogan because when I hear him on Rogan, not that I don't appreciate and love his standup, but his, his just demeanor and, and whittiness when he's just having regular conversations with Joe is funnier than his standup in my mind. It's just because it's just so out of the blue and it's just so on point, you know, when he's talking about being the governor of California and he's, I just forget how smart the guy is. The guy is, yeah, extremely, he's a brilliant dude. Yeah, he's brilliant guy and wacky as well. I've got a lot they start off with, with talking about ayahuasca people And like what it, what it, what it does to some of these people, like the more Ayahuasca they take, like the more kind of spiritual man,

they become to start wearing wooden beads and taking themselves far too seriously. But there's a guy at the hot springs, dude. So after listening to this, so this is what a week ago, I listened to this. And then maybe a couple days ago, I'm out the hot springs, dude. So after listening to this, so this is what a week ago, I listened to this and then maybe a couple days ago I'm out the hot springs and there's a guy I'm just overhearing him talk to a pretty woman about his experience doing ayahuasca and I could just I was having the hardest time not fucking laughing because It seemed to me like he was one of the the people who Just wants to tell everybody how his experience was just so incredible and it changed him so much.

And then, you know, it's never about anything else other than that person just wanting to boost up their ego, which is so funny because in my mind, I was supposed to do the exact opposite of that. It's supposed to get rid of your ego. And then there's the what are they the spiritual gangsters? Let's come to spiritual gangsta, you know coming back All these white boys coming back. Yeah, telling everyone about how cool it was like dude You're supposed to just keep that stuff to yourself are you not? People just love it though. They love to be seen and something special. And then they take themselves far too seriously. And, you know, and then really what it is, I think, is like a lack of identity in

themselves. Like they didn't, they weren't, they didn't feel special before they did this. They didn't have much identity. So now that whole identity is about the trip and what the trip told them. Right. Instead of, hey, this is just like a tool to the trip told them. Right. Instead of, hey, this is just like a tool to add to who you already are. But then are you, you know, you don't become this. Yeah, are you actually living what you learned or are you just telling people about what you learned, right? There's the big fucking elephant in the room right there.

You're just telling people how to act. Are you actually acting that way? Yeah. I mean, maybe they, maybe they do for a while, but it just gets a bit disingenuous. people how to act, are you actually acting that way? Yeah. I mean, maybe they maybe they do for a while, but it just gets a bit disingenuous and entice you know, piss bro. Anyone wearing too many wooden beads, you just got a question

that immediately. You know, where's this coming from? The spiritual credit score, you know, stop doing that. Oh, yeah, that's what it is. Spirits your credit score. Oh, you just knocked that spiritual bro. All right. Well, I take that as a compliment. Thank you. Oh, what do you think about that kid in the Bahamas? I got eaten by a shark. So he jumped off the boat. Oh, God. It's like the kind of

thing you would have done if we were 20 and on a cruise. You'd jump off the boat. Probably. Yeah. Give me enough. Give me enough. Fucking guy though though. Oh, the video that was rough to what? Yeah. I mean, you can't really see a lot, but you see a bit of a shock. And it's just like, imagine going out like that. Have you listened to these monk debates? They were called like with Taiibi, Malcolm Gladwell. They have three minutes each. So they were talking about these debates. I got into this debate. William F Buckley, if you've ever seen William F Buckley with Gore Vidal, they had these debates back in the 60s, right? Where there was, you know, William F Buckley's very conservative dude, Gore Vidal is a gay man,

pretty liberal, both brilliant. And they would have them debate on stage, but they they fought. They did. They played that clip of them of William F. Blockley freaking out on Gerva Dillon calling him like, uh, what did he say? Uh, oh, what was it? Oh, fuck, I didn't write. I didn't actually write that part down. He was calling them something communist. Um, anyway, oh yeah, call me. Yeah. But, but either way, you know, listening to two guys on national broadcast television, I think it was on NBC or maybe CBS back in the day. And having that debate just go for hours, you don't see that anymore, right? And that was the point. It's like, you just don't see that. And maybe on a podcast like like Rogan's you do.

But it's more of a conversation than a debate. But man, that would be so cool to just bring that back. Like, give me Alex Jones with some other super liberal and just let him get after, but it wouldn't be the same because people now are so, they're just so excited. And there's like so much stimuli out there that I feel like most of you know, most of the things

that you're going to get into are just kind of two, three minute clips, right, of just what you've heard or does that make sense? Like there's not a ton of real introspection and debate and education behind what people are saying anymore. They're just hearing it from somebody else or they just have this ideology that they're going for. Whereas back in the day, I feel like there was these people, they were intellectuals, right? On either side and they're both so smart and they respect to each other. They're like, yeah, those guys were bitching at each other, but there was a mutual respect there that we don't see anymore.

Well, I mean, kind of, he did threaten to punch the guy one. Yeah, but I still think at the end of the day, I bet you got, I bet you guys, I bet they have shared a cigarette after and probably shook each other's hand. I bet you they did. No, down. You know, the Republicans, the Democrats used to have dinner together, you know, in the White House, that used to be a thing they'd come together and, and bro down. They don't do that anymore.

They came in. in the White House that used to be a thing they'd come together and and bro down. They don't do that anymore. They can't be in this. I think what we need is really like a presidential debates, but they do it on Rogan show, right? Right. So Rogan just mediates it, ask questions, you know, it goes for three hours. People get a chance to talk back and forth, hopefully not interrupt each other and really kind of express their thoughts. But, you know, even if maybe that's not even that useful, it might actually be better just that individually have the candidates go on Rogan, so you just get three hours of them.

That'd be great. And it's just Rogan talking to them. Yeah, just a dark story. Because when there's a debate going on, people kind of are more tense, they're more defensive. You see less of who they are and probably more of the politics. But saying that maybe both ways would be good. You know, but the way they do it now, where it's like an hour on a show show hosted by fucking Megan Kelly or whatever.

And then it's like everyone gets five minutes. And he's mostly arguing with each other. It's like, what, what are we learning here? Is this really changing anyone's minds? Maybe. No, it's not. It's not. It's not. And Dylan, Dylan gets so funny man, he just brings it, he's so good at turning everything into a joke, right? He's like, fuck the pandemic. I just rather, I'd rather see the machines rise up. Like, I don't want another pandemic.

I want some fucking Terminator. Yeah, let's mix it up. You know, all the aliens. Let's get AI and aliens at the exact same time. Do it in the same week. I really did appreciate him talking about his, Dylan talking about his alcohol addiction, right? He's like, you just at some point, you just realized that all your friends are drunks and are just idiots. Well, what about the story he told when he used to be an alcohol like that bar that he used

to go to. Right. Right. The sanny is bar of all. Right. Can you just go there every day, just down the road, just get hammered drunk, you know, make jokes. People's wives would come in and yell at their husbands for being losers. And then one lady was even slipping sleeping pills in her husband's beer, right? Because when he, when he like passes out, she could get him home. No. And it seemed to me like that was really a turning point for him. He's realizing that this bar, no one sober would go to this bar and no one sober would have fun in this bar. Absolutely. Yeah. Like you have to be hammer drunk to be to have a good time in there.

Well, unless you just for some reason enjoy hanging around with raging alcoholics and being sober, maybe that could be pretty amusing for some people, but I'm sure it gets tiring. Well, and it was fun to hear, you know, this realization of all most comics have this same addictive personality, right? It's like the reason why you keep doing things over and over and over and over. Like that's, it's normal for people to just keep going up on, in front of a stage and just getting shot down over and over and over again. There's this weird compulsion, right? It's like this obsessive addict kind of mentality of just wanting to get beat down over and over and over until you finally, hopefully succeed.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. That's why there's so many comics that have pretty serious trauma. And I'd say of all the ways you can deal with your trauma, and doing stand-up is probably a pretty positive way. Yeah. So a lot of them still drink and do lots of drugs too. They're mixing it all up. What about the malaria vaccine through mosquitoes? That is good.

Yeah, glad you brought that up. That seems insane. I mean, oh, yeah, I'm sure that's not gonna fucking get way out of control real fast. Like what? I mean, imagine if it got to a point where we had such control over our science that we could have not just vaccines programmed

into mosquitoes, but like nutrients. Imagine if there was like vitamin D3, B12, you know, mosquitoes just flying around, biting people and giving everyone nutrients. Okay, but you know that a lot of these people are just trying to make money. They're not trying to actually make us feel better. Oh no, yeah, I know. I was just like pointing out like, imagine the control. Like it actually be a good thing.

I mean, imagine mosquitoes had gatorated them. Let's go. Give me some gatorade. Yeah, you just like cocaine cocaine mosquitos Just show up at a rave and you don't even need to take drugs. You just get in bit and dancing Get in wild people are yeah, so they're putting a vaccine Potentially in mosquitos and they fly around at that biting everyone. Well, number one It's kind of taken away freedom of choice, I would say yeah, and

Number one, it's kind of taking away freedom of choice, I would say. Yeah. And if they mess up on any of these vaccines, which they have in the past, and will continue to do, I'm sure, that's a major problem. How do you get all those mosquitoes back? No, it's not at all. We just all walking around in like beekeeping suits, just to stay safe. We're just playing the role of God, really, which is effed up, right? It's just weird.

It's a bit too much fancy science for me, I think. Can't believe it's not butter and that. Just can't believe it's not butter. I did appreciate Tim's rant about his father loving the Budweiser commercials back in the day. Just like was crying over those Budweiser commercials back in the day just, just like was crying over those Budweiser commercials. And you know, his dad truly believed so many people believed that it wasn't butter. That Marjorin was so much better for you, you know.

You just couldn't believe it wasn't butter. I remember my mom buying it and she's like, no, it's made of vegetables. All the fat from the animals, it's just bad for your health. I remember her saying that a lot But everybody grew up with that sloppy shit And it's just like wait a second. What is this made of? Did nobody ask any questions? They're like oh, it's super highly processed seed oils

That we've smushed and added coloring to so it looks a little bit like fun But it's it's easy to spread bro So it looks a little bit like fun. But it's it's easy to spread, bro. Easy to spread from the fridge. What more do you want? We would need convenience. Nobody has time to wait two minutes for but it's a slowly get up the room temperature.

So you can spread it. We were busy in the 80s, bro. We had stuff to do and waiting for buts at the melt is not one of them. I guess we turned out okay Adam, and you know our parents thought McDonald's was good for us. I don't know. Maybe yours didn't, your parents were vegan,

weren't there for vegetarians. So they were probably a little bit more experienced. Yeah, we didn't need a lot of processed food. We definitely didn't get a lot of fast foods. They were not into that. Oh, no. I mean, there's photos of me, I like hanging out with all my cousins and stuff.

And we all have like a Coke hand in our hands. Fanta. You know, everyone's drinking soda. It was, it was, no one thought it was bad for you back then. No one had any fucking clue. They just got brainwashed by the, by the advertising. Dude, I track like three mountain dudes a day all through high school. For sure. For sure, I did like three mountain dudes a day all through high school. For sure.

For sure I did. A lot of mountain dew. I was just wired all day on caffeine and sugar. Just, you know, shaking my legs all the time in class, just waiting to get out of there. God, I just hurry up. Let's, you know, I vote for Tim Dillon. Let's let him run. Let's get Gavin Newsom out of there. Come on, Dill. Are we, I guess, no, yeah, I can't hear. I can't hear some Jesus. We don't even need to go there. But, no.

But Dylan is, he's an absolute American icon. He's just the shit. If anyone who has not seen Tim Dylan, you're missing out. Because one of the funniest humans of all time in my mind. He's so good. We're about ready to wrap this bitch up. Up to you brother. How you feeling?

Where we at? We are at 49 minutes, my friend. Oh, let's call it. That's cool. That's that's the end of the week. Thank you all as always for listening. We appreciate you. We couldn't thank you enough.

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