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Just Trish - JoJo Siwa's HORRIFIC Big Brother Treatment & MESSY Coachella Moments
Episode Date: April 18, 2025JoJo Siwa may consider Trisha her enemy, but our love for the "Karma" songstress is real after enduring horrible treatment from Mickey Rourke in the "Celebrity Big Brother UK' house. Plus, we recap Co...achella's messiest moments--from Benson Boone to influencers wreaking havoc. And Blue Origin's all-female spaceflight is back on Earth, but what was the point? 💖🪩THANK YOU TO SEATGEEK FOR SPONSORING THIS EPISODE!💖🪩 Get started today at https://chime.com/TRISH. Chime. Feels like progress. 💖🪩THANK YOU TO ADAM & EVE FOR SPONSORING THIS EPISODE!💖🪩 Go to https://adamandeve.com/justtrish and pick any 4 toys for just $20! Sponsor Just Trish: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/just-trish-podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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But even when Benson Boone did his little flip off the piano.
But that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. He needs to be stopped. Oh, was that your next question?
Yes. What? What?
Her name is Trish, she's got the fish and all the gossips Filthy, rich, pretty and pink
Hot topic queen and that's what everybody thinks
She's just Trish
Yay!
Hello and welcome back to Earth.
This is just Trish.
We all safely landed here, and we're excited to be here.
It's early.
We started early, started glam at 5.30 a.m.
Just makeup, no hair, because everyone is still at Coachella, and my heart is still
in Coachella.
But if you are not at Coachella or you are,
if you're coming back for weekend two, in between there's Trish Chella at Radio City Music Hall
tonight, actually, if you're hearing this or seeing this tonight in New York City,
Radio City Music Hall. It's our biggest crowd yet, but there's still some tickets left. I think we
have five, four, 4,500, 5,000. I don't know. There's a certain amount sold and there's still
a few tickets left. So come see us. It's going a certain amount sold and there's still a few tickets left.
So come see us. It's going to be the biggest show. It's going to be amazing. And then we go to Boston. That's been sold out since like right away. But we're filming Boston, which is very
exciting. I don't know what we're going to do with it. I don't know what's going to happen with it,
but we're filming it. So bring the hype, Boston. But I'm really excited for New York, New York
City. I'll be doing photo shoots around the city this morning at the hot dog carts, at the link tree billboard above the Olive Garden.
I will be all over Times Square this morning.
So how can I be at two places at once?
I'm here in LA and New York.
I'm just a super girl, I guess.
I'm just a little alien.
I don't know how I'm doing it either.
I'm also a little stressed.
My mom's trying to intercept this hot dog purse.
And it's the hot dog bling
purse. And I'm nervous because I leave in two hours, two and a half hours, maybe three,
but I'm supposed to be leaving in two and a half hours, but I got to wait till three.
I'm very nervous. It was supposed to be between nine and 11 delivery. Now it's saying between
nine and one and it still has not been out for delivery as of eight Oh five. And my mom,
it's all reliant on her. Cause she's supposed, she was going to be waiting by the gate, but I
was like, okay, there's no Wi-Fi by the gate.
So do you want to wait until it says out for delivery and come wait by the gate?
It's very stressful.
So I also sent it to Moses.
Everyone needs to be all hands on deck for this.
Prayers up for the blinged up hot dog first, y'all.
I knew this.
Yes.
If it doesn't happen, I don't know if it doesn't happen.
If I can't take it to New York, then it's just kind of a waste, isn't it?
But then also, like, what am I going to do?
I guess I could pose with a real hot dog.
Do I refuse the package? Do you know what I mean? Then I was like, what am I going to do? I guess I could pose with a real hot dog. Do I refuse the package?
Do you know what I mean?
Like then I was like, what am I going to do with this?
We'll just chart it on an airplane or send it in a helicopter.
Then it's more expensive.
Then it becomes the $10,000.
I was like, you spent $10,000 on a hot dog?
I was like, no, it was not that.
But it will become that.
That's my trick, how to get her to admit to how much it costs.
I said, it's more than, like people already told me.
It's like a 7,000.
Oh my gosh.
I just spent 10,000.
They're like, no, I didn't.
It's only $7,000.
Well, it sounds better than $10,000.
Also, you could have just looked up a bling hot dog purse.
You probably could have seen the first one.
Wow.
Damn, now that I know that, I'll make sure not to do it.
But you also did say that you could use that blinged up hot dog purse throughout the year.
I won't.
That was kind of your sale.
You're like, look, it's not just for this one photo op.
I can use it.
It's never going to be used again.
It will never be used again.
And I know, I know.
After the rainbow Birkin, you think I would learn my lesson.
But we're going to make this an iconic thing, too, where one day it'll sell.
One day the Birkin will sell.
Everyone brings it to the shows.
First of all, it's not for sale.
We're going to get a safe.
We're going to get a new safe just for the Birkin now.
Because it's like, you know how many rainbow Birkins I've seen?
That's true.
Like, it's insane.
It is, yeah.
It became its own living entity.
Mind you, a month ago,
it was just thrown
in a box of random props
in the green room.
I would have taken it.
I would have had no idea,
to be honest.
No idea where it was.
People are so good.
Did you see there was a guy
on TikTok?
He made his own.
It was like a pink version of it.
Oh, really?
And it was so good.
It literally looks like better
than my frickin' purse.
And it's like insane. But this hot dog purse than my freaking purse. And it's like insane.
But this hot dog purse will hold its value.
It's Judith Lieber.
It'll hold its value.
If it doesn't make it, I mean, can you send it back?
Can you just refuse it or no?
Is there like a return period or?
I don't know.
I've never returned anything.
Like, I don't know how that works with an expensive item.
I haven't gotten an expensive item in so long, by the way.
That's why I'm having my mom wait by the gate for like two hours
because I just don't want to like miss it.
You'll just have to make something around it,
like make a new song about the hot dog.
Isn't it the hot dog bling?
Like you got to make it into its own thing.
Hot dog bling is crazy.
That's pretty good.
Yes, but I've already done that with the framework
and I don't think lightning will strike twice.
I don't think people are going to get behind this hot dog purse.
As much as I want to make it a thing, I don't think it's going to be a thing.
But we're all packed.
We came back from Vegas, repacked last night.
My tan is still setting.
I haven't even showered it off because I want it to set in.
I'll be on the plane smelling like tanner to everyone around me.
And I don't mind it actually because I want to be nice and tan on stage for all my East
Coasters.
We came back from Vegas. Oh, wait's finish the shadows um patreon patreon okay patreon.com slash just
trish lots happening on patreon first and foremost it's a hot topic but we're going to talk about it
quickly right now uh the kourtney kardashian flowers chocolate cake have you seen this
everywhere no everyone on tiktok is disgusted by itusted. And you were the number one fan.
Didn't you like it?
I didn't hate it.
I like, I was neutral on it.
I never liked it.
You loves it.
I thought it was okay.
And we tried it on Wednesday before all this hoopla came out about it.
And mostly, did you hear?
Everyone thought that Courtney's chocolate cake has no sugar in it.
And I was like, first of all, that was the most delicious cake. And every fancy restaurant, I was telling you this, and the Patreon, has flourless.
Mastro's, like everything is flourless chocolate cake. Wherever we went, where were we? Scarpetta. I don delicious cake. And every fancy restaurant, I was telling you this in the Patreon, has flourless.
Mastro's, like everything is flourless chocolate cake.
Wherever we went, where were we?
Scarpetta.
I don't know, all these fancy ones.
They all have flourless chocolate cake, so there must be something about it.
Look, I'm the first to be like, Courtney, Candyland needs candy.
Okay, but like this was so, it was so good. It was my second favorite of the whole crumble flight last week.
Yellow cake was number one, spoiler alert.
But if you want to see us try all the crumble Kardashian flavors,
check it out.
I bet to see a Kardashian
eat a crumble cake.
Honestly, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, I would have been
doing a full on mukbang
every day if it was my cake.
There's no way
my favorite is yellow cake.
No way Kris Jenner's
eating that yellow cake.
There's no way.
It tastes like boxed yellow cake,
which I love.
But that's what it tasted like.
But patreon.com slash Jess Trish.
Also, you guys,
I was trying to sign
these headshots yesterday.
My head is cut off on them.
So I'm reprinting them.
There might be a week delay.
Give Cal a break because I'll be gone for just a few days.
But when I come back, hopefully I get these new headshots in.
I use the same company all the time out of San Diego.
It's never happened.
I don't know.
I don't think it was my fault, but I'm not sure.
I emailed the company.
Was that wrong to email them?
No.
But I couldn't find the email that showed the proof huh we got to figure out what happened they they would
know they can see it on their end because i really i know i'm a little scatterbrained but i do these
headshots myself each month and i'm like i don't think i did this it's not the end of the world
you know to like reprint them but i sent a little email so we'll see if not i'll just reorder them
but they're coming it's already too late anyways to order this one but the the next one's going to be, it's going to be a Gaga inspired
one. It's going to be great. So you'll have a little delay on these. I'm so, so sorry.
Please be patient. We love you for it. Patreon.com slash just Trish. And oh, that did not go
smoothly at all. I guess that's all the promo. Oh, shout out Pop Mart too. Not sponsored, but
shout out to Pop Mart. They sent us a
giant pink astronaut.
Do we know what it was called? I forgot.
Miss Molly or something. Have you heard of these?
Mega Molly.
Mega Molly astronaut. It said it was
like 50 of 2,000
or something, right? Yeah.
There's like 2,900 of them.
It kind of looks funny, but it also looks like it could be an expensive piece. Did you look it up? Is it a mega space right? Yeah, there's like 2,900 of them. It kind of looks funny,
but it also looks like it could be an expensive piece.
Did you look it up?
Is it a Mega Space Molly?
Yeah.
Yeah, those are cute.
Are they fouges or no?
Because I looked online,
I couldn't even find anyone that has them.
Probably yours is probably fouges.
They're kind of like a little boo-boo.
Ours is really big.
Yeah, yours is probably a special thing.
This is like, it's this big.
It's pink.
She has like a little gun that Malboost stole out of it.
It's like this little pink gun.
And it was cute.
It was cute.
I don't know.
They sent us this huge Pop Mart.
Was it this one, but big?
Yeah.
She's so cute.
Is it with the little ones like collector things?
Yeah, like a little boo-boo.
Like they're in little boxes.
There's a light in her belly.
Oh, wow.
Kind of like an infinity light in there.
We'll do a little B-roll for Jimmy.
It's really, really cute.
They sent us these huge. we came back from Vegas.
I was like, there are so many boxes.
You know what?
My biggest flex now, it's all PR.
I really don't order anything except for the hot dog purse.
But I really don't order anything.
And Pop Mart randomly sent us.
And I was like, what's Pop Mart?
And I was like, oh, my God, Remy Ashton.
Like, that's her favorite store.
That's where all the lines are.
Like, Pop Mart is where I want to go.
And they sent us a bunch.
They sent us little boo-boos.
They sent us a bunch of things. So shout out, Pop Mart. They sent us to go. And they sent us a bunch. They sent us little boo-boos.
They sent us a bunch of things.
So shout out Pop Mart.
They sent us these things called, like, crybabies that are really cute. That is so fierce.
I do love a Pop Mart.
Have you been?
I've never been.
Yeah, I've been to one once.
But, again, Miss Remy Ashton's impact.
Whatever they're paying her, it's working.
And $45,000 for an Instagram story.
Yeah.
Wait, was it crowded?
Not when I went, no.
But I have seen, randomly, Jewel Sparkles from Drag Race was tweeting when she went to Pop Mart to get Labubus.
Her line was out the door.
So I guess it depends.
Wait, what do you mean?
She had her own Labubu?
No, like she went to go pick up Labubus and there was like a whole line.
I think when they are restocking, the restock date for a Labuba at Pop Mart, people know and like are waiting in line or something.
Because it can be kind of crazy.
I saw Gia Gunn too. She had like a LaBubu lunch.
What? Yeah, I think it was
Gia. I think she had like all
a whole luncheon with her girls
and they all had the LaBubus. That is so cute.
I think it was her. Yeah, it was all pink. It was like
kind of everything.
Jewel Sparkles is going to be my next music video.
Oh, I love. I'm so excited.
She's so sweet, too.
I love her so much.
And I think we also have Miss Corey King.
Oh, my God. You are collecting
the Ru Girls like infinity stones.
Especially this season. I know. This season,
I got really, really into
all the queens. I love all the queens this season. I love
every single one so much. Me, too. I love the final
four. I love even the ones that got eliminated or are so
supportive online. Especially Miss Corey King.
She is just the first to be like Susie 2.
Like everybody.
She's like the hypes them up.
And I really am excited.
And we're doing one big music video.
May 6th will be my final music video.
And I'm really excited.
It's going to be full out back lot.
I mean not full out.
I mean I'm not going broke again with this.
But it's going to be a good one.
And I was super excited to secure them.
They were my top two choices. And I got one. And I was super excited to secure them. They were my top two
choices and I got them and I was very,
very excited. I need to be an intern on that set
because I love those two queens so much. You can be in it if you want.
Okay, yes. I'm good. You don't have to be
an intern. You can also just come.
I love your roundabout ways. You're like,
I can interview Jeff and Sam with gay.
I'm like, just say you're you.
I'm sure he can do it.
He's always plotting. Yeah, you're right. I do plot when I could just ask. I do the same thing. I do the same thing for sure. I'm always like, just say you're you. I'm sure you do it. And he always plotting.
Yeah, you're right.
I do plot when I could just ask.
I do the same thing.
I do the same thing for sure.
I'm always like, how do I go around doing this?
But yeah, that music video is going to be fun.
It's going to be fun.
It's going to be a good time.
Went to Vegas this weekend.
So much fun.
We had Tana.
We were supposed to have actually Plain Jane and Morphine come, but then they had their show at Flamingo.
Cedric has, he assisted or added choreo to it.
It's called RuPaul's Drag Race Live.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
I haven't seen Morphine and Plain on it because they kind of rotate the girls.
Yeah.
But I went like two years ago.
Oh, you did?
Who'd you see?
Yes.
Who was there?
It was, I think it was like Naomi Smalls.
God, who else was there i forget who else but it was a couple years ago so it was like an older lineup
but it was really fun i want to see it so bad i know we were supposed to try and go friday we're
also going to donny osmond friday um and then we ended up sleeping because it was a long day with
the kids yeah yes but but i want to see rupaul's drag race live and then they were supposed to come
and then of course i just you know they have their show and they got busy.
But a lot of the dancers from RuPaul's Drag Race came and they were all very sweet.
And yeah, I'm definitely in my drag era for sure.
Love.
I love it too.
Love it.
I got introduced to the real, the in-depth world of it in season 15.
And I think now that I'm back in my performance era, I'm like embracing it more
because I never really knew what I did
and I was like, you know what?
I think what I'm doing is drag.
That's what I like to say.
So I'm in it.
I love it.
I can't wait.
I heard they're currently shooting season 18 right now.
Whoa.
Yeah, everyone's like, that's so soon.
That is, but they're really quick with it
because even All Stars 10 comes out
like a week after season 17 wraps. they are quick with it as they should
be because life without drag race is not life worth living no love that that's beautifully
said right now i love it i know i don't know what i'm gonna do when this season's over i know i'm
really attached to all of them i love the girls so much who's winning i think it's anya it she
it do take nerve it do take nerve. It do take nerve.
And she's just so good at everything.
She's so good at everything.
But I do.
I love them all.
Jewel Sparkles does have like a special place in my heart.
She is Cuban.
So I'm blaming it on that.
But she's just so sweet and so cute.
So sweet.
So cute.
But I love them all.
Sam is a star.
Lexi is so sweet.
So talented.
I love her story.
Her story.
Every time she talks about it makes me cry.
Like.
Yeah. The fact that she was like kicked out.
She was homeless.
She was a drug addict.
And she has such like a strong message, I think.
And she has a LinkedIn profile.
Love.
Oh, love that.
Okay, business woman.
Her day job is an accountant.
Really?
I love that.
And on his day job, she flips burgers.
No.
Yes.
Oh my God, I love that.
She talked about it, I think, in the last episode.
And she's like, you know, my real job is, like, I cook burgers and drag I do on the
side.
And I'm like, how are you so good at everything and drag isn't even your full-time job?
I feel like it will be.
100%.
Because she's so – I can see her on a show.
Yeah.
Because she's, like, so funny.
She's such a good actress.
Has really good comedic timing.
When Keenta Brunson from Abbott Elementary was, was like a guest judge, I'm like, Keenta,
just cast her right now.
Cast Anya as a teacher right now because she would be so good.
She'd be so good.
Oh my God.
So good.
Yeah.
Or even like, I don't know if she, like, does she sing?
I know just like in the musical, The Wiz, that she did when they did like The Wicked.
Yeah.
Like she was so good.
And I was thinking like, like the dancing, everything.
I don't know if she sings, but I'm like, I feel like she goes Broadway too.
She did a little rap for her like talent show performance in the first episode. Yeah. It was like was so good. And I was thinking, like, the dancing, everything. I don't know if she sings, but I'm like, I feel like she goes Broadway, too. She did a little rap for her, like, talent show performance in the first episode.
Yeah.
It was, like, a little rap performance.
But she is a good singer.
She can do literally everything.
And she's a Cleveland girly.
Yes.
Shout out.
We love to see a Cleveland girl win.
Seriously.
Because I'm telling you, you've been to Cleveland now, babe.
Like, Cleveland, love you.
But also, like, what is happening in Cleveland?
I don't know. Normal stuff, I stuff you're right but also just it's Moses said it kind of good and not a bad way it feels almost fake because it feels like no one is
like there like no one's coming in and out of the houses I think because it was cold but like no one
just because we're so used to here like the density of the amount of people that's here the roads are
full everything is full parking like over there you drive like we drive of the amount of people that's here, the roads are full, everything is full parking lot.
Like over there you drive, like we drive blocks and blocks of blocks and the houses are just
standing there.
Not a person inside, not a car inside, nothing.
And I was like, is this real?
Yeah.
The ice cream store too.
This ice cream store is beautiful.
It's immaculate.
It's called Mitchell's Ice Cream on, where was it?
Rocky Road.
What's it called?
River Road, River Road, something like that.
And it was like this beautiful pr pristine, like ice cream shop.
It's clean.
It's nice.
There's 20 people working there.
Not a single person's ever in there.
And it's like so nice.
It's like the Cleveland staple.
And I was like, I mean, we love it.
We love to see it.
But also like, where's everyone?
We stayed at the Ritz-Carlton and that one too.
It's like, it's so funny because like every venue, they always have like security to make sure you get in and like you can hood up. Literally nobody, not a soul was at the Ritz-Carlton except that one too it's like it's so funny because like every venue they always have like security to make sure you get in like you can hood up literally nobody not a soul was at
the Ritz-Carlton except for Mayor Jay Blige but we didn't see her um it was crazy it was wild but um
yep there it is and and yeah went to Vegas you got your Vegas cup where do you find that you
didn't find a cup this was from our last trip. Oh. Yeah.
Vegas.
We were all over billboards in Vegas. We drove up and I was so, I was like, oh my God, there's me everywhere.
That was crazy.
And I didn't have to pay for it.
I love something where you don't have to pay for it.
My Broadway show didn't pay for it.
Billboards didn't pay for it.
New York billboards didn't pay for it.
Shout out Linktree.
Like, check out my Linktree.
Breaking news.
My Instagram handle is back. handle is oh yes this was very
big trish grave is on it yeah that's how i found out like how do they see everything aiden you're
so on it um yeah my handle got back to when we were in vegas that was that was the ultimate
jackpot i was very excited to get it back and how i got it back i'll never tell everyone wants to
know i can't tell nothing's shady but i you but I, you know, you know, just knowing someone that knows something.
It was good.
But thank you, Meta.
I love you.
You had a personal performance from Mark Zuckerberg in his Hawaiian bunker.
Yeah.
Where's his Hawaiian bunker?
I'm going.
Yeah.
Well, I'll do it.
I think when they saw that Hefner played in 2025.
That's the deal.
They're like, let's verify it.
Yes.
Let's kill for the show.
Tana did come to the show. She, all her friends played in 2025. That's the deal. They're like, let's verify it. Yes. Let's kill for the show. Tana did come to the show.
All of her friends are in Miami.
She's never missed a Coachella.
And she was at my show Saturday.
And not only was she at my show, she was there at like 7 o'clock.
Show doesn't start until 7.45.
She went on about like 8.45.
So she was there for hours just supporting and champing.
And it restores my faith in friendships again.
Because, you know, I use the friend term very, what's the opposite of loosely?
Conservatively. Oh, good. I was going to gonna say strictly that's good conservatively yes conservatively I use that term and a lot of people get mad at me when I do it you know because I'll
be like oh I don't very few people I consider friends for a reason because every time I consider
someone a friend it's just like in the back you know or sometimes right here in the heart too
um so I use the term loosely.
Conservatively.
Conservatively.
Thank you.
I use the term conservatively.
And I think, Tana, yeah, I think we might be on that road to being friendships.
I think we're there.
It's just always scary.
But she is like a real one.
She's a true one.
She is like so nice.
And she's so happy to be there.
Sometimes you just don't need labels.
So, you know, just try. Oh, love. Oh, so you know just love ah period oh my gosh woke queen over here i love that we don't need labels you're right i love that okay you're right just let's just exist as humans yeah we're
friendly fluid we're friendly adjacent we are just fluid people we're all just humans really we're
all just water drops drops of water.
And yeah, she's a real one.
I love her.
And it was great.
It was hard to compete with Coachella.
I'm not going to lie.
It was very hard to compete,
but you know, we did it.
The crowd, though,
when you guys performed was so funny.
I loved it.
Every video I saw,
it was just like Jesus himself
appeared on stage
because everyone was screaming so loud.
I couldn't even hear a word
y'all were saying,
but I loved it
it like gave me like literally arrows toward flashbacks like whenever she had a surprise
guest or something i was like oh my god it was nuts that's a big that's a big compliment the
crowd was insane it was so sweet yeah the comments i saw because i saw a lot of tiktoks too all the
comments were literally like thought this was coachella but the crowd was way more hype
actually but like they were having fun like yeah it yeah, it made me, it made me happy. I know
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The Coachella crowd was mild.
I didn't see much.
Do you watch it?
Do you watch the live streams?
Yeah, I watched for the people I was interested in.
I watched, obviously, Lady Gaga, Charlie, Lisa, Jenny,
oh, so I saw Benson Boone randomly,
but I was a little curious about what he was.
I watched Benson Boone too
and it was all over my timeline
and I think that was the one
where I thought the crowd was most mild.
I even told Moses,
I never, you know, I don't care about Coachella,
but I was telling him,
I was like, so odd,
like Brian May was his special guest
who was the guitarist from the original Queen.
I only know that
because of the Rami Malek movie and all his promotion, but I just know that that's like the original. Anyways, even if you don't know his special guest who was the guitarist from the original Queen. I only know that because of the Rami Malek movie and all his promotion.
But I just know that that's like the original.
Anyways, even if you don't know the special guest, right, the guy is obviously being lifted
behind Benson Boone.
Must be a big deal.
Must be a big deal.
He's old.
He has gray hair.
He's like rocking out this guitar to, I don't know, Bohemian Rhapsody, whatever they were
singing.
And the crowd was so mild.
I was like, what the hell?
Like, even if you don't know the person, like everyone's like, I don't know, rolling or just having a good time, whatever, you don't know the person, like, everyone's like, I don't know, rolling or
just having a good time, whatever, drinking.
Wouldn't you just be like, yeah?
Like, I don't know.
The person's like rising above the stage.
But I mean, not a cheer.
It was so odd.
And he even said, Brian May.
Again, if you don't know who it is, wouldn't you just like yell for that person?
Very odd.
Yeah.
I try to get the benefit of the doubt for the crowd because i imagine if it was me
and the fact that they are like outside in the desert for like eight hours in like a literal
like pit of hell like you have no room i think i would also kind of just be like disassociating
almost because i would be kind of miserable but that's just me personally it would be hard for
me even for like lady gaga who i would be like dying for it would hard for me to be like so stoked just because the
thought of being out trapped surrounded by thousands of people on my feet for eight hours
with like limited access to a bathroom and stuff because for me the arrows tour was three hours and
by the end i was like i don't know if i could do that you know what i mean
so these people out in the desert for eight hours i'm like girl i don't know but i think
i think it's really the age and like okay let's say taylor swift came on stage yeah i don't care
how many hours you've been out there you'll be like getting up and like okay this is a moment
would you i think i think they're young they don't know it's because it's not it's not queen
it's the guitarist.
It's not Freddie Mercury.
So like, do they know the drummer?
Do they know the rest of the band?
I think even if it was Freddie Mercury, they probably would have been like, my old.
Rape from the dead.
But I don't know.
It kind of brings me to the next hot topic.
Wait, before we switch on it, though.
Even when Benson Boone did his little flip off the piano.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
He needs to be stopped.
Oh, was that your next topic? Yes. piano but that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying he needs to be stopped what a transition
moses looked at me like wait wait
no because ben is gonna hurt all of our young artists you know he's he's
okay there's there's another so
all of his flips everyone are trying to do that now and they're hurting themselves oh no have you
seen i don't know how to say his name it's d4vd it looks to me like david or something d4vd so he
look so he tried oh did you see it so he tried watch it? Yes So he tried to flip
Oh no
And crashed on his head
And I'm like
Oh please
Let them just sing
What is this?
Is that Coachella?
Is this Coachella?
Yeah, this is Coachella
Well
I'm like
Let them just sing
Let's take the acrobatics out
But Zimbun
Well he masters a flip
But it's because of him
That everyone are doing this now
Well you can't blame him
Oh my gosh
That's like blaming The movies For violence that happens in real life you can't
just blame that i blame him that's why that's so funny well i like his little flips i am torn
because there is a part of me that's like okay girl we get it because it's not just like a one
flip it's kind of like three throughout you know the set or whatever and then there's
he like dives off the stage at one point like pentel dives down and it's kind of like three throughout you know the set or whatever and then there's he like dives off the stage at one point like pencil dives down and it's impressive i think
i read he used to be a diver so that's why and he must have really strong bones and ankles i guess
because my ankle would be snapped in half so he pencil dives into the crowd or onto the stage he's
like on the top part of the stage and then he like pencil dives down and lands like drew it like straight up on his feet yes on the bottom and it's a pretty it was a pretty tall
drop he must have really strong ankles i don't know how a lot of calcium i guess i don't know
that is crazy because even jack ephraim when he jumped off the cliff in bed on it because i studied
that multiple times because i wanted to do it before i hurt my knee but even so people were
looking at it and being like he jumped off like a six foot because the cliff is really big i went
to the location.
And even then, they're like, you have to really land kind of in a crouched position because otherwise you're like break your bones.
So how's he doing?
He has really strong bones.
I don't know.
And then there was one moment where he jumped over Brian May.
Like he was on the piano.
Brian May was standing playing guitar.
He jumped over his head.
I'm like, the acrobatics are crazy.
I love it.
It is impressive. jumped over his head i'm like the acrobatics are crazy i love it it isn't it's impressive i feel
like maybe he does a little too much but also i can't really be mad because if i could do what
benson boone can do you would i literally say this all the time you would never catch me vertical i'd
be like flipping non-stop no same you have a trick you do the same trick over and over jump off that
pink chain and do a backflip every episode. I would love to see it.
You might hit the light.
Well, we could adjust the light.
I would love.
God, if he was here, I would love for him to like flip over me or something.
That's what's cool about it.
Like you go see Benson Boone because you want to see him flip.
You come to Trisha Paytas because you want to see me sing Shallow.
Like whatever it is.
You know what I mean?
Like you have that party trick.
You have to do it every single time.
Although someone did catch me.
So every show for real, someone asked me.
I always do like a request hour.
For real, everyone always wants Shallow, obviously, but also weirdly Pink Pony Club
as if it's my song.
Like everyone requests that.
They chant it.
I think you were at a show where they literally chant it.
So I'm like, at this point, Pink Pony Club's in the repertoire?
The setlist?
In the catalogue?
Yeah.
In the setlist, yeah.
What's repertoire?
Okay, I don't know.
I just made it up.
Yeah, that kind of way.
Setlist, whatever.
Okay, you get
it it's basically there at that point so then i saw there was a trisha there was a someone dressed
as me dressed as chapel row in the crowd and it was great and it was from tiny desk pink pony club
got so i was like oh what what song do you want because i thought okay she's gonna be the one
and then she's like closure i don't know is that a song is that a song? Is that a Chapel Rowan song? Closer? Closive? Casual?
Casual.
Oh.
Okay, there you go.
And I was like, not what I was expecting.
That's not what I, I'm not prepared for that one.
I was like, oh, Pink Pony Club?
Okay.
I did say casual first, but I was like, well, let's just flip into Pink Pony Club.
That did catch me off guard.
But Benz and Boone, I absolutely love.
I'm excited for Weekend 2.
Are you going?
No.
I want to go. I want to meet, because Lady Gaga sings Shallow, and I feel like I absolutely love. I'm excited for Weekend 2. Are you going? No. I want to go.
I want to meet.
Because Lady Gaga sings Shallow.
And I feel like I should be a guest.
That is true.
I should be on stage too.
Jimmy's also been saying that he really is rooting for you.
I'll be here.
I'll be here on Friday.
Okay.
I'm coming back from New York from my sold out shows in Radio City Music Hall and Wang
Theater.
So I'm ready.
And I'm not going to lie.
Like, Shallow brings down the house every time I sing it.
People love it.
You're not going to go.
Would you go if someone, a brand, not even paid you.
What if a brand just was like, I'll give you VIP artist pass, whatever?
And paid for, like, housing and stuff?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think.
The guest house. Then it's like damn i am actually you know i would
for the sake of journalism because i am curious about like what everyone gets out to you but then
i feel like everyone would kind of be on the best behavior because they'd be like oh here's this
gossipy little coming through gonna report on everything we talk about
crazy but also i love it i love it you. You know, I love a little gossip.
I think that's just what it is.
People have gossiped from like the beginning of time.
Beginning of time.
Literally cavemen.
Game of Thrones.
Yeah.
Everyone gossips.
And I think it's fun.
When it's like harmless, I think it's fun.
And I do love being the little gossip.
You know what I mean?
I understand why people are like, ooh, keep her at a distance.
Yes.
Because I will gossip.
I will report on what happened for sure.
I would love to see you there.
I know.
It broke my heart to see.
I know I always say this.
Miss Remy Ashton and Alicia Marie at the guest house with all the David Dobrik.
Oh, I didn't see them there.
Remy.
And she was so excited.
And I love Remy.
I love Remy.
But she was like, I'm so excited to be a part of the guest house.
I was like, not the guest house.
Oh, my God. Yeah. It's fine. She's part of them so excited to be a part of the guest house. I was like, not the guest house. Oh, my God.
Yeah.
It's fine.
She's part of them.
Yeah.
She's part of the crew.
Yeah.
She had her own.
What bowl was it?
The Poke Bowl.
Sweet Fin.
Yeah.
I'm obsessed.
I don't even like, what is it?
Sushi?
I can't even eat sushi.
And I'm like, I want this bowl.
Like you said, she'll influence me forever.
Like, I love her forever.
Yeah.
We have one right here at the promenade. We have a pokeball?
Or a sweet fin? A sweet fin, yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, she had a whole, like, at Coachella. It was
like they were giving out the pokeballs or selling them or whatever.
And they put her, they photoshopped her little
photo holding the pokeball in front of
the Ferris wheel, the Coachella Ferris wheel. That was
like the poster everywhere. I was like, wow. Stop it.
I kind of want to buy one if they sell this poster.
I know. I love her so much.
I think she's actually a guest
I like couldn't have
because I think I would be
like really nervous
and I'm like,
I'm so sorry you're here.
I know.
You're a queen.
But also she works
with Zayden Heath
so I wouldn't be
as intimidated.
I'm like, all right,
well, standards are low
a little bit
but everything else is high.
She's a queen.
I know.
I can never have it wrong
because I just could not
help myself
even behind the scenes
to be like, why?
Why is Aiden Heath?
Like, tell me.
And we like to believe that they changed, but they're still stupid men with microphones, as we've seen as their review.
Also, two years too late on the Rachel Zegler hate train on this.
Why are they talking about her talking about Snow White from two years ago?
I'm like, what?
This is what I really do.
I really don't think, yeah, I really don't think
straight men should have a podcast.
Period. Or maybe a little test
or something before. I think
no. Give them a
Paul American reality show. Give them
a Patreon. Give them anything but
microphones. Because they just
sound so dumb.
And they're not.
I think Matt King is smart at least.
And Zayn and Keith have to be smart to some capacity.
They've made something out of nothing.
So, you know.
Jesus, yeah.
So we give them a little benefit of the doubt.
But what?
Yeah, there was a clip that went, made the rounds.
I wouldn't say viral.
I would say made the rounds, you know of um them critiquing
rachel zegler's comments about snow white again like you said two years later i guess the movie
movie even came out like three weeks ago so i feel like it's it is just all the way around but
um they were critiquing rachel's comments about the movie her comments about the prince and the
thing that kind of triggered me was um zane being like
well if you have a problem with snow white then write your own movie write your own script and
i'm like how many times you have to go over this she did not write the script the script was already
written like the script was written the way it was about snow like modernizing snow white yeah
with having a prince not be the one to save her. She was just perpetuating and promoting the script that was written for her.
For the movie.
She probably had a spin it herself.
She's like, this is the script we're working with.
Let's see how we spin it to make it.
This is what's happening in 2025.
You know what I mean?
Like she probably.
Sometimes you just have to sell things.
Even if they're not good.
Sometimes you just got to sell those things.
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
She was just selling the project that she was a part of.
Yeah.
She didn't crash the writer's room of Snow White and say, you know what?
F the original 1920.
Screw that.
That was so messed up.
This is the Snow White that I'm going to make.
No.
She literally was given a script.
They said, girl, act.
And she's like, bet.
And she acted around it.
She did the best she could with the material that was provided.
She tried to sell it. She was obviously very passionate about the character she loves snow white in general she
dresses up as her since she was a little girl yeah has the pics to prove it it's also like
it's such a big role like who's gonna say no to snow white i don't care if it's a script in the
world i'll take whatever you give me anything i'm like i'll act in that shirt doesn't matter and
also this was like greenlit and in production before everyone kind of got tired of the Princess
remakes as well.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It was pre the fatigue.
So contextually, when this was greenlit and the time that it was made and everything,
people were still loving the remakes.
You know what I mean?
Like it was Beauty and the Beast just made a billion dollars when this started getting
in pre-production.
So it's not her fault it was delayed for so many years, you know?
And blame Disney because honestly –
Yes, like what?
A lot of these stories, even – because the ones that kind of maybe –
I don't know if they flopped or not, but the ones that people –
I guess like Little Mermaid and Snow White, but also like Aladdin,
like love Aladdin.
I feel like they were like true to the characters or whatever.
But they also made that one where he didn't end up like saving her,
becoming the sultan, like she became the s Sultan, which is like, I don't know.
I think when you deviate away, deviate, am I saying these words right? No, you're right.
I'm just like deviated septum, I think. I'm like, what's that? Okay. But when you like go away too
much from the story, I think people just like don't love that. But that's more Disney's fault.
You know what I mean? Because it's like, like all the girls say, you know, they're the same way.
They're like, we want to be saved by a prince we want that but Disney I think was thinking
they had someone who was trying to be ultra feminist woke and being like okay let's have that
and it's none of these actors faults they're just like going with the story you know what I mean but
it's like it's not any of their fault or even like Little Mermaid 2 it's like there was like
less of Prince Eric in it but it's also like Disney's fault you know what I mean it's like
whatever yeah a lot of the decisions with like movies are they the they get mixed up in like the corporate side where it's like all these people
in suits think they know what people want to see and they're the ones that keep making things be
changed that's why the snow white script has like a ton of writers on it because they kept asking
for more and more and more changes yeah so that's why it's like so fragmented and kind of doesn't
really i don't know,
loses the plot a little bit
because so many writers
had their little hands in it.
So a lot of the problems
are more on the corporate side,
you know?
So to blame everything on,
about the wrong with Snow White
on Rachel Zegler,
I will stay on that hill.
It makes literally no sense.
No, and it's like,
I will say, yes,
the hate train was like real
a couple years ago.
I jumped on it.
You know what I mean?
Like people jumped on it.
But the one that's happening now is, again, I hate to say it.
I don't want to make them, like, the enemy of the world, but, like, straight men.
Like, it's always straight men.
You know what I mean?
There was another straight guy that was just so, like, harsh about it and, like, blame
her, blame this.
And I was just like, like you said, like, either they're, like, stupid or they just
don't know how things work.
But, again, like, everyone should know how things work.
Clearly, Rachel Zegler isn't the writer, producer, marketer of this film.
So it's just so odd and they piss me off when they talk about it.
And that's why when like Zayn, Matt, and Heath talk about it,
I was like, they just sound stupid.
Especially Matt.
He was so passionate about it.
And I'm like, you're like 30-year-old man.
Like calm down.
You know what I mean?
Like it shouldn't be that serious.
Why do you care that much?
Like it's Snow White.
It's this.
I'm like, all right, calm down.
Like it's snow white it's this i'm like all right calm down like it's i would love for everyone who thinks that to go read a lot of like articles and books
from the 1920s and tell me if that still holds up today you know what i mean exactly yeah do those
like beliefs and ideologies from the 1920s do you still like find a lot of value in that and
you know believe in that stuff today when it comes to I don't know, stuff like race?
When it comes to stuff like gender?
Yes, exactly.
I don't think the 1920s were a great time for diversity.
You know, so, like what?
Yes, you're so right.
It's so weird why everyone wants this to be
exactly the same. I'm glad that
stuff is not exactly like the 1920s.
I wouldn't be here in front of a microphone
if that was the case, you know what I mean? really don't think i don't think it was a great
time for gays and then were they not a lot on the radio i mean matt bomer couldn't even be superman
like 10 years ago you know wait there was a matt bomer hot topic uh oh press hilton outed him did
you know that oh no oh yeah he talked about recently how p Perez Hilton outing him on his blog like lost him a ton
of work like when he was first starting out.
Yeah.
And I was like, that makes sense because you were talking about the Superman thing.
Yeah.
And I always think that not because, you know, I'm a huge Matt Bomer fan these days.
And I'm like, why did he become like – I know he's big.
I know he's been on big shows.
But it's like, why did he become like a big star, you know, like Jonathan Bailey's success
now?
Yeah.
It's always weird.
But then he was saying Perez Hilton was the one that outed him.
And I was like, that's pretty crazy. crazy that's pretty and i don't know what
that means like did he actually know or did he just say like he's gay yeah i don't know i do
feel for him though especially like again now i feel like it is so much i guess more accepting a
little bit easier to still like get work as an out gay man or a gay person in general because even with
like women and stuff but yeah even it's so weird even 10 years ago like it was not the case at all
i think it's like a safer route to go i think i would always hire the gay man over the straight
man you know what i mean because it's just you always hear about like oh just like misconduct
happening on set between co-stars and whatever it's just like it's kind of nice to have just knowing that won't happen.
You know what I mean?
That's why I love Ezra on Dance with the Stars.
I think they should only have gay guys because it's always some like shenanigans happening.
People leaving their spouses and stuff happening.
Like I just – I don't know.
I think it's just safer that way in my opinion.
I don't know.
I just think it's like I feel better like having Matt Bomer as my co-star rather than, I don't know, is there
a straight guy that I think is attractive?
I don't think so.
I was going to say Zac Efron, but we don't know.
We don't know anyone's things, but you know what I mean.
Do you?
I don't know.
I'm only hiring gay men.
That's it.
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I guess that is a
drama,
the cast drama
is a good segue
into the White Lotus stuff
continued because
I love White Lotus drama.
Me too.
It's never ending.
It's never ending.
I thought by now
maybe it would die down
but again,
Jason Isaacs
who kind of started
everything to begin with
because he was going on the press tour talking about all the behind the scenes
and on set drama um i think he compared it to like a prison camp at one point too it was so odd
then he did another interview responding to all the speculation in the conspiracy theories about
the drama on the set of white lotus and he said nobody has the slightest clue what they're talking about people who think they're onto something and then it gets magnified
because of a thousand other people nobody has a clue first of all it's none of your business i'm
just saying it wasn't a holiday and partly i started saying that because people think we're
on a seven month holiday and believe me it felt like work a lot of the time it was insanely hot
and there's all the normal social tensions you
get anywhere i'm like girl why are you blaming us you're the one that's you're feeding us you're
the one putting out the information nobody would know nobody would know we all thought it was happy
he's the one that week after week after week is just like with the relationships that went down
like the sexual time like literally you're the one that planted the seed.
So why are you mad at us?
It's none of your business.
It's like,
well,
sir,
you made it our business because now everybody wants to know.
Girl,
come on.
He's,
uh,
I think,
I don't know.
I think.
Is he just British?
I'm really concerned.
If you're from the UK,
let me,
is this what British men are like?
I don't know.
Maybe because that Amy Lou,
is that her name?
She seems like a sweetheart, so.
She seems like a little precious gem, that Amy Liu.
But the British men, I kind of agree.
Or the straight men, at least.
Yeah, straight, that's what I'm saying.
Sasha Baron Cohen, Jason Isaacs.
Yeah, I like Graham Norton, but he's gay.
But yeah, I think Hugh Grant, he seems dubious.
Maybe, I have no idea.
He seems like a little.
No, he didn't think he is. Remember he no idea. He seems like a little. No, I think he is.
Remember he cheated on Elizabeth Hurley?
Oh, you're right.
And he was, you know what?
He's the reason I wanted to be a prostitute on Hollywood Boulevard for real.
Because I remember.
You're right.
I forgot about that.
He picked up, yeah, Divine Brown, I think was her name.
Beautiful.
But also like, yeah, she was definitely just on the streets like all of us were.
Well, me at 18.
You know what I mean?
Just doing those $5 blowjo 18. You know what I mean? Just doing those $5 blowjobs.
You know what I mean?
So it gave me hope.
But I remember when Hugh Grant had that scandal, he was with Elizabeth Hurley and he got a
hooker on the street.
I was like, well, maybe that could be for me, that job.
So Hugh Grant, dubious, but I guess he's trying to make –
Ed Sheeran seems sweet, right?
Oh, yeah.
I saw him on Call Her Daddy.
He's talking about Moana 2, watching the – he does seem sweet.
Maybe hidden dubious.
You think?
I don't know.
Daniel Radcliffe from Harry Potter seems sweet.
Really?
Do I – I remember him was in it with a horse.
I think he just did a play where he was naked with the horse or something.
Isn't that a little dubious?
I think he was just playing a character, I think.
I don't know if that's like –
But why are you naked with a horse? Why was the play naked with a a little dubious? I think he was just playing a character, I think. I don't know if that's like – But why are you naked with a horse?
Why was the play Naked with a Horse?
Equious, I think it was called.
Oh, yeah.
That sounds right.
I wanted to see it so bad.
I wanted to like go see it.
But I was like, why are you naked with a – okay, he's fine.
You're right.
Honestly, those two were good examples.
Don't come for me.
Ed Sheeran probably is like the sweetest person.
But we don't know.
You never know.
He seems nice.
I like Ed Sheeran.
I wish he'd write me a song.
I wish I could write a song with him.
He was on Jimmy Fallon recently.
They did Pink Pony Club, Dressed in Emo.
Oh, I think he's doing Coachella Weekend 2.
He's filling in for someone.
Who's leaving?
I think – I forgot who.
There were some people that had to cancel.
I think FKA Twigs had to cancel on someone else.
But yeah, he's filling in on Weekend 2.
I would go see him.
So maybe – yeah.
I like him.
I love – it's my
song for all the time you rain on my parade my one song i know from justin bieber that's what
you're in you did right that song is so good i listen to it over and over on repeat it's like
my favorite song in the whole world right now oh my god justin bieber was at coachella
yeah did you see him his pants were why did i wear the pants solo i don't know he was like
tripping over him i don't because i feel like that's an older style too, right?
Like when we were younger.
Yeah.
I feel like high school kids when we were like in grade school were wearing their pants
down to their knees.
Yeah.
So it is odd that it's – I mean, I know baggy pants are in trend, like just like oversized,
but not like that.
Not like belted at your knees.
I think it's like a different version of that style.
Because I've seen him and Will Smith's son, Jada.
Like they were like really, really oversized everything.
And there's like pants and shorts and then boxers.
That's like an old style, but yeah.
I don't know.
Do you remember?
He definitely has his own, like whatever it is.
His own style.
I know he just announced a separation from, was it Drew House?
Oh, yeah. I just bought the Crocs. Did you see my stairs know he just announced a separation from was it Drew House? Oh yeah.
I just bought the Crocs.
Did you see my stairs?
I just got them in.
No association with Drew House.
Oh shit.
And it says it on the Crocs.
They're the purple Crocs
with these cute little bunnies
on them and teddy bears
and stuff.
I was like I can't wait
to wear these.
And then literally
I got them in
when we got back from Vegas
and I was like oh no
now we can't wear these.
And they were expensive.
I had to get them on StockX.
Like I had to like
get these little Crocs.
I'm so sad. I was trying to support and now I'm like, I'm still going to wear them to the airport today. Do you remember that song on American Idol? Did you watch American Idol?
Yeah. A lot? Yeah. Okay. Do you remember that song? There was a guy, I don't know if he made
it very far. He was like an older gentleman. I always loved when they had older people on the
show. And he did the pants on the ground. Yeah. Pants on the ground. Looking like a fool with
the pants on the ground. Yes. You showed me that. Looking like a fool with the pants on the ground.
Yes!
You showed me that.
You don't remember it?
You showed me that.
Oh, I love that one.
That song was so good,
and I felt like that was like Justin Bieber.
I was just like, I love you,
but also why are you, you know,
looking with the pants on the ground?
Also, hot topic.
Shout out Spill Shots.
I get all my hot topics from her.
She was talking about,
well, not just her, it was like everybody,
but how like people were making fun of Hailey Bieberieber for driving around justin bieber yes they were driving it was like
photos of her on the golf cart and she was driving and in the back was like justin bieber and all
his friends and i'm like like why are people like that's what i'm saying people are reaching i think
there is a hate campaign out for hayley bieber because i was like what like first of all i love
driving all golf carts.
I'll drive you around all day long in the back.
And they're in the bougie.
You can tell it's like Madison Club or something,
like a fancy part of Palm Springs,
probably where like Kris Jenner lives.
And it's like a fancy golf cart.
And they're like, wow, that's so degrading,
her driving him and his friends around.
She looks so stupid.
I was like, people are just never happy.
They're in the crowd together, happy.
Like, it's just, I, God, if I was her,
she really does have really strong mental capacity because if that was me i would literally hide
forever i'd be like i'm never leaving the house because people just have everything to say
no but they were being responsible because she was obviously the what you call the designated
driver yeah i'm like if he was driving everyone would be like oh my god he's driving wait why
was he being reckless no but maybe he's you know oh you God, he's driving while- Wait, why? Was he being reckless? No, but maybe he's, you know.
Oh, you're assuming he is drinking at Coachella.
I didn't say drinking, but I have something.
Okay.
Well, this is an assumption.
This is true.
All I'm saying is like, we know that she's the designated driver and that's responsible.
Yeah, if you're driving me around, people are going to be like, but you know, they wouldn't
say anything because you're a guy.
That's the patriarchy of it all.
Yeah, that's why they're saying it.
I remember when you came to my house during quarantine, I would drive us around because
you'd be tired from driving over.
So I would drive us to Venice Beach.
It was more it was your car and I didn't really, you didn't like my car.
So I didn't feel comfortable driving your car.
We just met.
Like, let me drive your car.
Let me.
Really?
Oh, I thought you just were tired from driving.
So I drove us around.
Oh, yeah.
Because you did.
You ended up driving it.
Yeah. that's the
minute we felt comfortable i was like okay i'm driving moses had a porsche when i met him and
it was have you ever been in a porsche it was a tiny one it was like the i remember i feel like
i saw you guys in it once and we were probably like yeah i like and to get out out of it i was
like it's more it's low and even me my knees like low low car that's the worst car anyone
has a sports car you are psychotic because you kind of look stupid in it no matter what if you're
i dated a guy too that had a porch and he's just like this huge like six foot four and he just
looks like is it bowser from is that the jack black one we talked about okay i looked it up
looked like bowser in a mario kart car that's what it looks like and i look like bowser too but it's like you all look stupid in it i don't know and
i know you love a sports car moses loves a sports car i looked great in my car well okay you did
you did look cool but i'm gonna not gonna lie like even you getting out i mean you were and
you were like skinny skinny at the time but even then it's like there's no graceful way to get in
and out of a sport car there is none like it just doesn't exist because you're like down on the floor and you need to get
yourself out.
That's part of the price you pay for driving a sport car.
You're looking stupid getting out of it?
Yeah.
But the joy of driving it supersedes all of that.
That's how I got that big ass scar in my boob because the guy I was dating at the time had
one of those Porsches when I was like 21 and I just had my boobs done and he had to like
rip my arm up to get me out of there and that's how all the stitches brushed open and all like
literally blood, guts, everything was coming out of my boob and that's why I had this huge
scar on there because I just remember him like yanking me out of this Porsche and I was like,
I hate these cars. They're just the worst. So anyways, sidetrack from that. That's why I get
the big, the biggest cars you can get. The bigger bigger the better. And I love it.
Mercedes has huge cars and it's great.
It makes you feel tiny.
But as far as her driving him around, people need to chill.
They look happy.
They're together.
They're like – it's just like Timothy and Kylie.
They were like living life.
Everyone thinks like Timothy is better than Kylie.
But he was like all up on her.
He like is obsessed with her.
So it's like everyone needs to just chill.
I don't know who it is that's hating.
Is it girls or is it like Matt Kings and Zanes of the world?
Like who's hating on these couples?
I wanted to see their faces.
Because even the Hailey paper hate video that we watched, that like hour and a half one,
was it – who did that?
Who was behind it?
Or is it like a mysterious one?
I don't know who exactly was behind it.
The voice was a guy, but I don't know.
There was no face.
No face.
It was a guy narrator, but I don't know there was no face no face it was a guy narrator but i don't know i don't
like those anonymous ones that just put out you're just like well let's see your face i love when i
find out i know i talked about this but i love when i find out whose faces it is because i was
like oh this little i don't know who you are and they're always little they are you know what i
mean because they hide behind the thing they feel powerful for a minute but once you find their
identity with justin there's rumors that it's kind of like the industry is flipping on him.
Kind of like they did with Michael Jackson and other people.
Even Britney.
So the rumors are that there is kind of a campaign orchestrated against them.
I hate it.
I hate it so much.
Because, yeah, I feel like Britney got that too.
And it's like, she looks good.
I just posted a Britney Spears Instagram the other day on my story.
She was like in lingerie. And she looked good. And everyone's just like, oh my God,
she should go back in the conservatorship. Her parents, her family knows something we don't.
I was like, yeah. She was like misdiagnosed, mismedicated. Like there's just like a lot of
mishandling with her. I don't know. People are just so annoying. And I hate that that's what
Justin Bieber too, because everyone was like, oh, he's stumbling. And I was like, but his pants are
around his knees. That's why he's stumbling.
Like I just hate that.
It's like when Brittany had her kid and she was like wobbling with her kid and she had like wedges on and she was like a Starbucks and wedges.
I'm like, she's wobbling because she has wedges.
Like I just – I hate people like that so much.
I like Kayla Bieber.
I want her on the podcast too.
I have a lot of questions for her too.
Just in life.
Just about her strawberry glazed smoothies.
How's that happen?
How's life with Stephen Baldwin as your dad? That being a mom being a mom you like the name blue and i was like everyone
everyone's naming their kid blue now this lebrance named their son blue i think justin has a daughter
named blue or a son justin bieber um i think it's jack blue right yeah they all have the middle name
blue i think savannah's lebrance kid is la
blue whatever no one of the names because one of the movie posters that i actually had as a kid in
my room was uh it's like grand blue the big blue it's like an old movie and um so so that's where
we gender neutral name big blue i like that big blue is crazy no i thought maybe the french name grand
blue oh okay but it still translates to big blue that's a little triggering my daughter i always
say that she watches sunny monies and there's a character named big boo and it's the biggest
fattest pink one and i'm always like which one's mommy she's like big boo i was like no but that's
the only reason she says that because the only pink one i don't know me i know I know she doesn't mean it like that, but I'm always a little triggered.
Moses gets to be the cool robot.
I'm not even one of them.
I'm the robot.
She's like, why?
Because he takes care of them.
Yeah, he always is like cooking.
I'm not even part of the gang.
I'm just the, you know, support team.
I'm the tech.
No, the robot's so cool.
He makes donuts and popcorn and everything.
She's a little hopper.
And I'm Big Blue.
Big Blue.
I don't know about Big Blue. I don't like the name Blue. I don't think. That's a little hopper and I'm Big Blue. Big Blue, I don't know about Big Blue. I
don't like the name Blue. I don't think, that's okay. It's good for like Justin Bieber and the
LeBrant family, but I don't know if I like that name. I still like Lucky for boy or girl. I sang
Lucky in Vegas. They asked for that one and then Elvis being Lucky in Viva Las Vegas. I still like
Lucky. Maybe we haven't decided. I feel like we did and I feel like now we
don't I don't know because people are like they've decided but I don't know it's so hard last baby
and it's baby's name for life like I have so much confidence saying Malibu and Elvis everyone would
tell them oh my god great names this is a tough one yeah we'll know when we know we'll know when we know how was your weekend why did you have to ask that it was pretty
uneventful i worked saturday i had to cover coachella um you had to do it you had to cover
what did you what to talk did you make about it um it was mostly like instagram stuff for like
i made like three lady gaga ones because i was I was pretty into it. I've been some boon one. At least one. How did you do the White Lotus one? Yeah, I love that one.
But that's pretty much it, honestly. So it's pretty chill. I did kind of have that Coachella
FOMO though, even though I don't want to go I was like, damn, I kind of wish I was there. But
then realistically, I also there was I mean, I wouldn't have camped regardless. But then there
was like a horror story about camping this year. um how for people who are checking into camp it took over 12 hours of
them like waiting to get into the campgrounds this we talked about this yes and it usually
in years past would take like about two hours and there was like no explanation as to why this year
it was taking so long yes it sounds like a nightmare
my head dr tony was there he's that's why he hasn't been all the glam people aren't freaking
coachella and he was texting me about that too he's like yeah it's literally been like six hours
wait because he camps and he's like waiting to camp yeah god and he's so bougie he's so bougie
and i'm like what he doesn't do vip he doesn't do it he's like i love to camp i love to be with
the people with like just in the mix um he said this year yeah it was crazy he's like it was kind of a nightmare he literally takes he takes the whole
month off basically to recover because like I'm not seeing him at all this month I see him like
almost every day and he's taking like the whole month to recover because it's like just like that
experience he's also he has like lady gaga tattooed on him and stuff but yeah he was like it's crazy
I haven't followed up with him I'm like was it worth it like was it because you know some people
like you were saying the whole journey is not
worth it because by the time you're there you're like tired but then some people are like no it
was probably worth it some people love it like it is for a lot of people just not really for me even
in high school in high school like my freshman year i had this group of like they were kind of
like nerdy girls it was like five nerdy girls and me and one of the nerdy girls her parents i think
that the polo field sold but at the time this was 2006, I think the polo field sold. But at the time, this was 2006, her parents owned the polo field.
And she would always ask, like, she would ask, oh, we're going to Coachella.
You want to come?
And I was like, that doesn't sound like it's for me.
Really?
At that young age?
Even then, yeah.
Even then I knew Coachella just wasn't for me.
And then my junior and senior year, my friend group was a different friend group.
But they were, like, hardcore Coachella.
And they would go and they would come back like sick they would have dust in their nose
for like days and i'm like this doesn't sound like an experience for me personally i just knew since
i knew since i was like 13 that it wasn't it wasn't for me it's the same i think every there
was never one year that i was like i want to go do this like i don't know it just sounds
horrible i said like maybe this year just because i like g. But other than that, I would never want to go.
I like that they live stream it now, though, because then, you know, Couchella is, you
know, what everyone calls it.
And I do enjoy the Couchella experience.
When did Couchella start?
A couple years ago.
I've heard it for a while.
Can I say, I think Shane might have started that.
Oh, okay.
I remember him telling me to create a Couchella, like, video, like, in 2014, 2015.
Every year he'd be like do couch
cello it's gonna hit i was like that's a dumb name i hate that name and i saw morgan adams do
a vlog in like 2018 called couch cello so he probably gave her that idea and maybe it started
picking up because of that because i always thought it was such a stupid name but i guess
it kind of makes sense it makes sense yeah you can just watch it from your couch he always was
like you need to do that video i don't get it what is it just me sitting on a couch like it's a cute name change started i guess yeah um it does make sense the only l i
care about is joella if joella's performing for three days straight i'm there but she has to be
in my music video oh my god i love her so much she might have performed at coachella though so
this year did seem like a fun year so that's why the foma was starting to hit but i just it is just like not
for me i told you this but like misha texted me like hey are you going to coachella and i was like
i panicked i don't know why i was like afraid of looking like a loser and be like no uh but i was
like i was like yes i was like um maybe we can too me lying i don't know why i panicked i panic
i don't know why we're the same person though i lie about everything that does not matter i just
didn't want to look like a anti-coachella loser, but here I am being an anti-coachella loser.
Well, maybe you'll go.
Maybe you will.
Maybe you manifested it.
I mean, I do like elements of it.
I like a lot of the lineup this year.
The food looks fun.
Expensive, though.
Is there food?
I've never seen anyone eat.
Everyone's like, oh, there's food.
I'm like, where's the food?
I never see food.
This year, the big sponsor was Bulldog, the spicy noodles, the ones that Brooke likes.
Everyone was saying it seemed like a tummy trouble disaster though, those spicy noodles
and then the porta potties.
The porta potties is what gets me.
Oh, yeah.
I don't want to go on a porta potty.
I think I'm too much of a little prima donna girl, I fear.
Yeah, same.
But I am constipated because of pregnancy.
So there you go.
You can do it.
I'm going to the bathroom in a week. I need to do that Miralax. I need to do it for sure. Yeah, that's But I am constipated because of pregnancy. So there you go. I'm going to the bathroom in a week.
I need to do that Miralax.
I need to do it for sure.
Yeah, that's not my vibe.
I would like to perform.
I would perform.
If I saw Heidi Montag do like a revolve performance and she kind of ate.
And I was like, honestly, I would do something like that.
But she had the sunglasses.
She was so Y2K.
I would do something like that.
But if you go to Coachella with an artist pass, it's a different experience altogether.
Because like that's how I went there.
And it's like you don't even, like it's all nice and open.
And there's bars and serving you food and drinks everywhere you go.
But still people.
So everywhere you go is backstages.
You're never at the front of the event.
But even if you have that, there's still people back there.
But they're all like you.
They're people that are either artists or artists' family and friends.
There's no nobody ever
bothers anyone. I think I'd rather be with the people.
And it's nice. And the
porta-potties. Because Justin Bieber
whoa not the porta-potties. I'll go with
the bougie at the porta-potties. Yeah but Justin Bieber
spends most of his time in the back. He looked like he was
walking amongst the crowd. There must have been a reason
he needed to get to. I'm surprised
Alex Warren wasn't there. He's everywhere. I'm surprised
he's not performing at Coachella.
He got Jimmy Fallon. I did his PR person.
How did he get on Jimmy Fallon?
I see Harry Daniels everywhere.
Oh, Harry Daniels.
He's working overtime.
He's working late.
He's a singer for real.
He got some good people.
He got just about everyone.
No Gaga. He even admitted she's a hard get. He got some good people He got just about everyone I was pretty gaga
No Gaga
No Gaga
But I mean she is a hard
He even admitted she is a hard get
But you know
That'd be crazy for her
Yeah
But he really was
He was really working though
To get it but
I love when people interact back with him
Like Alex Hassani was like
Really into him
And
And it is funny
Cause he does get like
Hated on sometimes
Like he did one with
I think Who was it I think maybe it was like Pink Panther It sometimes like he did one with i think who was it
i think maybe it was like pink panther it's like she did a bit where she was like on the phone
and then she was like um she replied in the comments oh my god my car was getting towed so
obviously it was like a little bit oh right but then like her fans like oh my god she didn't want
nothing to do with this i was like no obviously this is set up you think he's just gonna like
come to a random bank and see pink panther it's like do you think the majority is set up does he say that i don't know he does
a lot of them is obviously planned and like he talked and when he was here he talked about like
being back and forth with like the reps being like okay this event this event this event or whatever
um but like jacob elordi do you think that was planned or he was at the restaurant i think that
one was a you can i feel like you can kind of tell which ones are kind of like coincidences
based on who it is like obviously art like an artist who is has a new song that they are promoting
in the middle of a press store it's like yeah like you know well yes obviously right okay because I
I never know I'm you know I'm such I'm such a sucker for these things I never know like
if it's real or if it's not I think it's a matter of like timing I think a lot of the ones at
Coachella was just like whoever's around yeah and a lot of like the restaurant ones I think it's a matter of like timing. I think a lot of the ones at Coachella was just like whoever's around. Yeah.
And a lot of like the restaurant ones, I think, or whoever's around.
But some of them, it's like there's no way Harry Daniels is going to find Pink Panther in a random bank parking lot in Hollywood.
Was that where it was?
Yeah.
Yes.
You never know.
That is a good place to see people coming out of the bank.
But she was like standing on the phone on the sidewalk in front of a bank.
Like just standing there.
Wait, was it in Hollywood or Ventura?
I think it was Hollywood.
I couldn't really tell because there was no like signs or anything but how'd you know it was a bank
because there was a bank sign in the background so there was a sign not a street sign not a street
sign what bank was it maybe it was sponsored maybe it was a bank of America hat or something
trying to get that's Moses's way of thinking if there's like any sort of anything we watched the
Kardashians and we saw the episode about the McDonald about with the McDonald's. He's like, but it's blurred.
But you can tell.
But they mentioned McNuggets and stuff.
And I was like, oh, that is so interesting.
Or he thought maybe they didn't get the money they wanted for the sponsorship.
So they blurted it a little bit.
No, I think they have a new scheme of like blur it and it makes people interact with it even more.
Because they're trying to figure out what it is.
So I think they're getting smart on us.
We did look at that McDonald that when they were eating it.
I was like, hmm.
And we tried the Minecraft one.
Go to Patreon.
But we tried the Minecraft ones and there was no adult Happy Meals.
They were sold out the day before.
But we did get the Happy Meals.
We didn't get the adult meals.
Oh, that does remind me.
So the Minecraft sequel is in development.
And at the end of the first movie they tease
the character Alex who is the
female counterpart to Steve who's
Jack Black's character and
auditioning
the breakdown of
like potential people like I saw
this YouTuber Grace Randolph
she was like breaking down who it could be
and it would be like it needs to be someone like who can
match with Jack Black and they were like maybe a Melissa McCarthy maybe like
when they were like it has to be someone who would like excite people and it would have to
be a little bit unexpected I was like damn I feel like Grace is really talking about Trisha
she only knows like like traditional Hollywood though so i don't she doesn't really know influencers so but i it made sense where did
you see the breakdown i need to call c8 immediately how do i audition for this wait was how do they
see how do they see the breakdown so it was the like n one of like the end credit scene is like
an easter egg for the character alex so it kind of sets up the sequel is she in the game? I guess she's a character
in the game yeah
fat? I don't she's just a block
so it's hard to tell that Jack Black is bigger
oh I love being just a block
I think they have to match Jack Black
me!
I don't think anyone matches him more than me
you know how many times I get tagged in anything Jack Black
well especially that SNL stuff
and then I did a side by side and I was like was like, because I was like, okay, let me
do a duet to this. And I was like, we don't look that much.
I mean, we're both fat, but it's like not
that much alike. I love
Jack Black. I got an argument this week about someone who didn't think Jack Black
was funny. I was like, ugh. And I was so annoyed.
I was just like, how do you... You can't say he's not
funny. Like, that's like... It's like saying Alex
Charles is not pretty. Like, okay, he's definitely a funny person.
Like, just... I would love it.
I am. I was watching all the interviews and I was like, oh, I think I can get into Minecraft. I gotta watch it. I gotta see the movie, but, he's definitely a funny person. Like, just, I would love it. I was watching all the interviews
and I was like,
oh, I think I can get into Minecraft.
I gotta watch it.
I gotta see the movie,
but I think I can get into it.
There's like a,
what, the villager?
There's like villagers in it
or something like that.
I guess so.
I have truly no clue.
No idea.
I have no idea.
No.
You know there's axolotls.
I know there's axolotls
and goats,
no, sheeps,
not goats.
There's sheep and
I'll be a sheep at this point.
the sword, the diamond sword or whatever.
Is this Alex?
Yeah.
Oh, you have to dye your hair red or wear a red wig.
Okay, done.
Okay, she's cute.
You do look good in red hair.
I do.
It's like you're the tavern.
Should I cosplay Alex?
Yeah, put it out there.
Done, yes.
Okay.
Just for fun.
How do I do that?
How do I make myself pixelated?
Makeup.
Makeup.
It's all makeup.
Makeup or prosthetics? I think with makeup it'll look cool.up, makeup. It's all makeup. Makeup or prosthetics?
I think with makeup it'll look cool.
I love it.
I'm doing it.
I know, because I looked up the Jason Momoa character
on how to cosplay.
He said he wore pink in the movie,
but he just has like a pink leather jacket.
So I'd have to do like a beard and everything.
I'm still gonna do a Minecraft cosplay.
And I'm sure the clothes,
you can get them pixelated and all.
Right, they probably sell those like the graphics most guy his shirt
again on amazon and it has a silk screen print on it they probably can do that with pixels like
how you can make pixels of it people are still wondering why is the amazon mention you love an
amazon shirt you're like oh look what i got from amazon you always tell me that's why he's always
like for me i just get it online like i don't even think about this like he's like this company
is great he shows me the detail of the buttons he really loves it but it's just screen printed on it looks good quality but it's just printed
they're really to me it's more they're soft and light and you know my i gotta listen to minecraft
we're gonna do a minecraft episode what would you be axolotl i guess axolotl yeah yeah i guess so
i don't know the have you seen all the crowd i mean the crowds have gone i think worse since
it became more of a viral thing.
Yes.
With someone bringing a live chicken.
My mom told me about this.
She was mad about it.
She was like, don't go see Minecraft.
Like, it's dangerous.
They're bringing chickens in and throwing popcorn.
She was like really.
I was mad for that chicken, though.
I will admit.
Why did they do that?
Because there's just college boys being dubious, truly.
Was it college?
I feel like it has to be high school.
I'm pretty sure it was college boys.
Yeah, it looks college.
They're also on my list of – that's even worse because high school, you're like,
all right, they're little punks.
But now if you want to be on Minecraft, you have to be kinder to that demo because that
is 70% of the demo.
Love high school boys.
I love high school boys.
It does sound bad when everybody puts it.
We support.
I sound like James Charles on Impulsive.
Was it when he said like he liked the look of high school boys or something?
That was crazy.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Don't take it out of context, anybody.
We appreciate the demo. We appreciate the demo.
I appreciate the demo.
Stop laughing at me in Target, okay?
Stop pointing phones at me and being mean.
You have someone put it in the live chat.
And then they abandoned the chicken after, which is kind of the worst part.
What do you mean?
They left it in the theater?
Yeah.
Why would they go to prison for that?
Isn't that like literally like you can't just leave
a chicken.
It feels like a little
animal abuse.
Yeah.
It makes me sad.
Did someone find out?
I'm surprised the internet
hasn't found these people.
No.
The people
they post the TikToks
the actual people.
But they were wearing masks
those two guys.
The ones with the chickens.
Cowards.
And when people wear masks
it's like those people
who line up to have sex
with that girl
that has sex with a thousand people
and wear masks
it's like show your face.
Don't be a coward.
Like if you're gonna do
stupid shit
like show yourself.
T. You know maybe there's like a tattoo on their hand or something people can find i'm not about like doctoring people but you know what i mean like if someone leaves a chicken
that is animal abuse where's that chicken supposed to go how's he supposed to cross the road
or why would he cross the road you know but um and it was cute though jack block he
went into like a normal like theater screening of minecraft movie and i
think no one really knew he was in there first but then he stood up and was like okay everyone don't
throw the popcorn at the screen and everything so he asked people to be more polite which i thought
was really nice i think they listen to jack black yeah and he didn't get mobbed or anything they're
just like all right i think i'm sure people take photos with him after there was one video of him
like making a little announcement in the theater but um yeah i always love when people go see their own movies like that i think it's sweet i love it too and you know what if
it's endearing everyone thinks it's endearing when jack block does it but once again remember
when rachel zegler did it did you remember this this went viral the way she saw snow white yeah
people were mad about that yeah they're like well they're like oh wow her watching it in an empty
theater with no one in there oh my god it was like a close-up of her shot it was just her just
excited to see her name on the thing. And people are so.
They really did.
I really don't know what it is.
I thought it was cute.
I know.
I would love to go watch myself in a movie.
Yeah.
That would be so fun to be like in theaters.
I mean that's my only other goal before you know my end of my bucket list is just to be
in a movie.
I would like to do that.
Yeah.
I think it's easy.
Have you been in one?
Have I been in a movie?
Like a background or anything?
No.
Never.
Really?
You never did extra work?
No. I feel like that's such an LA thing to do. anything? No. Really? You never did extra work? No.
I feel like that's such an LA thing to do.
Especially when you're like 18.
You did extra work.
Everyone does extra work.
Like it's fun.
Modern Family.
I was supposed to be in the Chipmunk movie.
I was supposed to be in Get Him to the Green.
What?
You were supposed to be in the Chipmunk movie?
Well, I was in it, but I guess they cut it.
I was like backstage at the Chipmunk.
In the first one?
I think it was the first one.
Probably the first one.
Yeah.
The second one, I think they're shipwrecked chipwrecked
so you know that there was like a uh like they're they're rock and roll i never saw it but they're
like a they're performers yes i think that's the first one yeah and get into the greek too i think
i was in a little crowd scene with russell brand i don't know if you can ever see me never watched
it actually i never watched it amongst but i'm pretty sure if i was in it somebody was probably
there for the best you were cut out of get him to the greek now i think but yeah yeah i'm dubious
he might be yes the ultimate and he's british isn't he oh lord there is something evil we
gotta find out where they're from certain parts of england yeah we don't want to lump all the
no written into it like the grand graham norton jonathan bailey obviously those are the good ones
but all these dubious ones i guess technically the same could be said for like america for sure
though so for sure yeah so we can't really judge the whole country well america is just yeah you're
right you're right period done um oh this is also kind of british though. Amy Lou Wood responding to the SNL parody of The White Lotus.
Oh, yes.
I felt so bad for my queen.
Yeah.
I feel like she's so well-liked and loved that you can't do anything about her.
She is just the sweetest little being.
And, like, she was the sweetest character.
Obviously, she was Chelsea in The White Lotus.
And in real life, she seems just as, like, sweet and precious and, like, just so nice.
Yes.
That, yeah, everyone is just protective over her as they should be.
But she did say the SNL parody, The White POTUS.
Which is so clever.
It was clever.
Everything about the skit was pretty clever.
Yes.
And then, but it didn't really make sense because it was all kind of spoofing like the White House.
But then randomly the one white lotus character was Chelsea.
Right. spoofing like the white house but then randomly the one white lotus character was chelsea and so and sarah sherman played chelsea and she had the fake the big fake teeth and like a bad accent
so it did even in the context of this skit it didn't really make much sense like why is she
the one white lotus character and why is have to be like making fun of her a physical appearance
right right i got it i thought it was like i don't know i thought
it was like funny i get it and i know i'm like in the like definitely against the grain but i thought
it was like funny no was it not i think it could have been if she to me i'm like if she didn't care
about it and she thought it was funny you know what i mean all the characters were the characters
from white lotus as caricatures but she was the only one that was like a caricature.
Like, you know, when you draw a caricature
and make them like extremely...
I would have taken it as a compliment,
but I know what you're saying.
She didn't.
But I mean, it's like, if I'm the only one, right?
Everyone else is like Trumps and politics.
I was talking about this because I watched it.
I was like, this is so funny,
even though I get none of the jokes
because I have no idea what's happening.
I get obviously like the brother jokes. I guess they're Trump has sons. I don't know. I get none of the jokes because i have no idea what's happening i get obviously like the brother jokes i guess they're trump has sons i don't know
i get some of the jokes but i don't get most of it but i would be if i was the only character they
chose to spoof i mean it's somewhat of a compliment i'm not trying to be an snl apologist over here
but i feel like it's somewhat of a compliment i think for her also like contextually she did
an interview where she talked about like how in her own brain she um mike white uh had to like
fight for her to be cast in the in the white lotus and um one of the producers for the show said you
know it's so good that you're here mike mike white really fought for you to be here but she
internalized that as like oh my god i'm too ugly to be on this show so she was already like had
that thought as she was filming like everyone is so so pretty. I'm the ugly one here.
So and HBO didn't even want me.
Even though that wasn't true.
She just said that's how she internalized it.
Like her inner saboteur.
So I think already having that.
And then also there's been even though it's been mostly complimentary.
Like the discussion about her teeth and people like appreciating.
But there are like she said there's like TikToks that like of orthodontists like breaking down everything that's wrong with her mouth or whatever.
Oh.
So it's just a lot of talk about her physical appearance.
And then being the one person in the whole cast that gets talked about their physical appearance.
In the context of this skit where it was all political except for Chelsea.
That's how she thought it was like not very nuanced and more mean yeah and also like obviously like everyone at snl
they're like girlies they i don't think they would purposely be mean so i think it's one of those
things where they thought it was funny and that happens all the time like you think it everything
it'll be funny and everyone will be fine with it and then you find out people's feelings were hurt
all you can do after that is just apologize you know which they did so who did what she said snl she didn't say
who from snl she just said snl reached out and apologized like just a rep was like hey sorry girl
i could see like probably sarah sarah's very very sweet sarah sherman and i feel like if anyone if
she found out the sweetest little gem amy lou wood was upset that she would reach out like you know
what i mean yeah yeah um because all the cast members are very sweet.
None of them are, like, dastardly.
No, no.
And it's never, like – I never think of SNL as, like, mean.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, everyone – I always see, like, praise for her and everyone, like, loves her teeth.
Like, that's what makes her – because I think that's what's so, like, unique about her.
Like, when the show first started, you're just like, oh, this is someone who looks,
like, different in, like, a good way.
Because everyone looks the same.
Everyone gets their teeth fixed.
I always think about this, too, with vene veneers whatever i mean these little baby teeth and you're
just like sometimes it's refreshing to see people with you know just their natural features and
you're like oh that's beautiful and that's why i feel like she was a breakout star it's also like
very american thing because like when when you're in england that's not like nobody's talking about
teeth what is fluoride because they said that was the joke they're like fluoride and shake what's
fluoride what is that supposedly there's fluoride in the water that helps with dental, like helps keep your teeth.
In America?
Yeah, like fights bacteria.
But then those people think the fluoride messes with your brain and it's bad for you.
So there's always a fight about should we have fluoride in the water or not.
I've never heard that term ever in my life.
That's why I was like, bad joke.
So I think specifically for RFK, I think he's probably fighting against the florid so anyway was that the joke i was so because he
also had like a measles shot and i was like what is it what's he injecting the measles into people
or what's he doing like it was did you see it he watched it did you get it but i think it just it
just i think it's probably shocking for her because she's like she's already on a big tv show
successful and everybody is just talking about her appearance, where when she does shows in the UK, nobody's talking about
that.
Like, that's not the thing.
Like, it's about the acting or the show.
So she probably doesn't even need the SNL clout in a sense.
You know what I mean?
She's already on a big, successful TV show.
Yeah.
So she doesn't see it the way we see it.
Like, oh my God, you got featured on SNL.
It's a great thing for you.
Yeah.
I would love, even if they put, like, a pig in a blonde wig, I'd be excited.
And they called it Trisha.
I'd be like, love it.
You know what I mean?
But I guess that's self-deprecating or deprivating.
Deprecating.
God, I can't talk today.
I get it.
I get it.
But, I mean, everyone's like, she's so hot.
She's so cute.
She's the best character.
There are people who are, like, mean to her.
But it's one of the Zayn and he's of the world so like why are we
even listening to them but also like i feel for her because also like if you're growing up too
and you're like trying to make it in hollywood and i can only imagine i'm sure there has been
casting directors and stuff that have been like oh you have to fix this because that's how it is
everyone who you think is like oh so gorgeous they all have these horror stories of sitting
in a casting room or like meeting with agents and i then being like you can make it in hollywood if you fix this this and this so
there's also like that element too that you know you you just get like broken down when you're an
actor trying to make it so i feel for ironically walton um goggins he reposted it to his story
the skit and called it smashing which is like kind of unfortunate timing obviously they don't
follow each other so he didn't see he didn't know emilio wood was sad about it and he just like
smashing i'm like oh my god even commented on the snl thing he's like this is so funny
because i think that's the initial reaction like you said i think if she didn't say anything
everyone maybe would have thought it was like funny and then she obviously yeah wouldn't if
you hurt someone's feelings you should apologize yeah that was like you said not the intent but it was funny like i said i don't really get any of the political jokes i
still thought it was funny i still was like all this it was like clever i don't know the jokes
seemed clever it seemed like a clever writing i liked it the white potus i like it they did
another one they did another oh lizzo was in it too wasn't she she was in the skit too as blinda
yes yeah however she looked good she's also skinny
damn
I didn't know
it was Lizzo
I thought people
were just cheering
they're just like
whoa
I didn't
did you watch the skit
because you couldn't
find it
I was like
I couldn't find it
yeah you sent me
I watched it
I didn't know
it was her
oh yeah
she looked good
she was so
well she always looked good
but she was tiny
love Lizzo
she
I want to perform
on SNL too
watch
probably Alex Warren will be on SNL too watch probably Alex Warren
will be on SNL next
love is blind
Jimmy
I couldn't be more
jealous of his career
damn
he's blowing up
isn't that so crazy
to see
like it's so wild
it is yeah
I mean
good for him though
he must have really good
like representation
or something
oh for sure that
you know
to have the connections
but he also is talented
at least so it's not
annoying I think right I think if he was like if he was untalented it'd be like or something to have the connections but he also is talented at least so it's not annoying
I think
right
I think if he was
like if he was untalented
it'd be like
oh my god get this
like who
by the way
that's how he worked
really hard
Joe G
he's talented right
yeah
Darian likes Joe G
I didn't know who he was
it's funny
because I was reacting
to our first episode
a couple weeks ago
and I remember
you brought him up
and I was like
oh yeah and I was like, oh, yeah.
And I was like, I honestly don't know who that is.
But Darian loves him.
He does.
He has a big song that I like.
Yeah, it was big on TikTok.
I want to remember it right now.
Joji was a YouTuber, but he was like an iDubbbz, I think.
I think he was like a dubious YouTuber.
Yeah, Filthy Frank.
Oh, okay.
Just knowing everything.
What was his name?
Filthy Prank?
He did pranks on people or what?
I mean, he's kind of like one of the godfathers of the YouTube world.
I don't know.
I wouldn't call it pranks.
You just said Filthy Prank.
Frank.
Filthy Frank.
And is his name Frank in real life?
Is that his name?
I'm not sure.
Okay.
Kind of something that gives me Smosh vibes.
Okay.
I don't know.
I'm guessing.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I really don't know anything but darian listens to him
he does yeah because i was like i don't know who this is and then he he was in um his apple music
most on his apple music replayed last year or something he does listen to joji a lot i still
don't really know but he started wearing airpods around the house um after the newlywed game it's
like let me wear. I won't.
Catch me on a plane today not wearing headphones.
That is crazy.
Someone else was showing me something really loud on the plane one time and I was like,
are we at the airport?
It was crazy.
Something I didn't want to watch.
My biggest puppy, by the way.
Don't just show me something on the phone.
Watch this.
I hate that because it's never funny.
I never think it's funny.
And someone was making me watch like a three minute video and it was so loud.
And I was like, can we turn that down?
This is so embarrassing.
Like everyone around us.
It was so loud.
Anyways, shout out Joji.
He was a YouTuber who made it big.
There was a hot topic I was going to transition into, but that's it.
Just Joji.
What were you saying before, Alex Warren?
Yeah, I was just talking about this.
Because he works really hard.
I mean, he was really like all in on his music i think alex oh my god yeah i mean he uses his sound like 50 times on his tiktok he never stops using that sound i love it but it's crazy yeah he sounds good
i would like to be there i think i'm gonna be a performer i think that's where i want to switch
avenues i think i want to be a singer now i love doing it i've been a singer i really love it i'm actually gonna be sad when this tour is over because it's like i'm like
i actually really love this show it's actually so much fun it'll be sad once over well we still
have half of it left so still more to go oh well i like when youtubers become mainstream i think
it's cute i don't think think who else has done it.
Oh, my God.
Randomly, I saw the movie Drop.
How was it?
It was really good.
Randomly, Brittany Broski's meme was in there.
And then I was like, wow.
What does that mean, her meme?
This isn't a spoiler or anything for the movie.
But she gets Megan Fahey, who was in the last season of The White Lotus.
She's like the star of it.
But anyway, she gets terrorized via airdrop randomly.
Oh.
But to start the game that they're playing on her, they just airdrop her a ton of memes.
But they make them threatening, weirdly.
But one of them was the Brittany Broski kombucha meme.
I was like, this is so random.
What was the threat?
It was like me choosing who to terrorize.
And then me terrorizing, I forget what her name was, Amy or something. And I was like, hmm. choosing who to terrorize and then me terrorizing.
I forgot what her name was, Amy or something.
And I was like, hmm.
So it was so.
That movie sounds horrible.
No, it really.
I know I'm not telling it because that sounds corny as hell with all the memes.
But I'm telling you.
If someone said Britney Roski meme like that, I'd be like, what?
Turn off your airdrop.
How about that?
Honestly, I was thinking that the whole time.
But then they started threatening her with like clips of them in her home with this she she's a single mom she left
her child um with like her sister and then the guy that was airdropping her was sending her clips
from like her security footage being like showing someone in her house threatening her son so that's
what kept her airdrop on and her phone on but okay it was was actually a really, really good movie. It was a Blumhouse movie.
What's that mean?
You know Jason Blum?
He does like Megan, The Purge, Annabelle.
I think he needs a psych evaluation.
Why is he doing all those movies?
Do you ever think why that person keeps doing those weird movies?
Like what are you doing, sir?
You know?
I don't know.
It seems a little sus.
That needs to be sat more than Ben's Moon flipping off things.
I think these movies have more of an impact on people.
Do you know what I mean?
You're just like, how do you come up with all these?
But horror is a very profitable genre of movie because they're low budget and they make a lot of money.
Low budget?
Usually you said – Yeah, like this movie cost $11 million to make only.
It was all filmed 90% in one location, one restaurant, weirdly.
She's just in a restaurant the whole time getting airdropped.
For like 80% to 90% of the movie, yeah.
But it's really good.
Wow.
And she's a really good – Megan Fahey is a great actress.
And it's like so suspenseful.
And why doesn't she go home to get her son?
Because she's being threatened.
She's like if you – like she's being watched.
It was all set up, this whole thing.
So like there's cameras at her table and every spot and they're just like
watching her.
So they're like,
don't,
you can't call nine one one.
You can't leave.
If you leave the state,
I can't spoil it.
I won't watch it.
Spoiler alert for drop.
Anyway.
So she's being,
she's going out on this first date.
She's a survivor of DA and this is her first date in like five years.
Um,
but anyway,
she is on this first date, but the is an informant like he was he was an informant on the mayor or something so they were going to
use her to kill him because he was going to told um give these documents to the fbi about how the
mayor is corrupt or whatever so they were trying to kill him but so they're watching her on this
date she's supposed to kill him yeah they're blackmailing her by threatening her son
in order to kill them the guy that was gonna tell him well okay well this is a spoiler review i guess
no she doesn't because she figures out a way she figures out which guy in the restaurant is the one
responsible and then she twists it and then there's like a whole fight scene she fights him
physically yes but then before he dies he tells the guy who's like in the home with her son kill
him and then she has to like race home to try to save her son who's like five which that's what i
was like damn this little five year old is a good actor but also traumatic because this guy in a ski
mask is like kidnapping him it was crazy oh so someone does go to the house and someone's in the
house the whole time threatening him i think they're just ai child actors i don't think we
need an actual child that doesn't traumatize no matter what you say that's traumatizing like
that's crazy yeah and this kid was so little but so cute they're always so little yeah it's like
unless you're doing lilo and stitch like i don't think there should be a little kid because i
remember dakota fanning too was like i don't know she must have been like eight years old or maybe
even younger she's like six years old.
Do you remember the one with Robert De Niro, Hide and Seek?
No.
It was so scary.
And he was like Charlie, this like imaginary friend, but it was like him.
And it was like so scary.
And I was like, who is letting their little daughter, a little six-year-old, like acting
with Robert De Niro, who's like obviously like a great actor who like emulates.
I'm like, that would be scary as shit.
I don't care what you say.
Or the one with It, the little clown and all those kids.
I'm like, I don't know.
That's, I think, where AI is going to come in for sure.
AI generated thing.
Still sounds awful.
It is really good, I swear.
It has really good reviews.
Okay.
If I was a movie critic, I would also give it a fresh tomato.
But a fresh is, as a tomato is bad.
Fresh is good.
Rotten is bad.
I don't want any tomatoes going at me
that sounds awful
alright Jason
unless you're meditating
I do love
oh my god
that gif so much
I do love it
I'm sorry
I think it's so funny
so mean
people were mean
it is so funny
in retrospect
but it shows
meditation works
I just got money
I was manifesting money and it was being thrown at me.
People were stupid because that was a time when I was getting canceled and people were
being really mean and hateful.
But it does cost money to throw a tomato.
So at the end of the day, I was winning.
People were assholes back then though.
Damn, people really were.
Well, all right.
I was a Rotten Tomato before.
I was Rotten Tomato.
Now you're Certified Fresh.
Yeah.
What?
Is that what they call it? Yeah, Certified. I'm Rotten Tomatoes. You have to be Tomatoes. Now you're Certified Fresh. Yeah. What? Is that what they call it?
Yeah.
Certified on Rotten Tomatoes.
You have to be Certified Fresh.
Okay.
I'm Certified Fresh.
Was Drop Certified Fresh?
Yes, it was.
It got an 85.
Okay.
Maybe I need to see it.
Atlas was the one on a date with her?
Yeah.
He was a good guy?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Okay.
What an interesting concept for a movie.
It was pretty interesting.
But yeah, I love it. Megan Faye is just a really, really good actress. I like her. what an interesting concept for a movie it was pretty interesting but yeah i love
megan faye's just a really really good actress i think it has potential to be really bad
but because she's so good and it was shot very well like the cinematography was great
um and the music was like very tense the whole time it was it was done very well music is like
such a big thing yeah that helps it kind of gave me like the white lotus of like just like a simple scene but being very
tense because of the music and stuff
and the acting. I was thinking about that. Like when you're acting too and there's
no music. I'm like does it feel intense?
True. Oh my god. I didn't even think about that. Right?
Because I've seen behind the scenes there's one where
people are possessed being thrown across the room and stuff
but there's like no music and when you watch behind the scenes of it
it just looks kind of silly. Just like people flying
around. You're so right. Yeah. That must
be hard. To like get into the character of it all.
Because you don't know what music is going to be there until you see it.
Right.
Oh, interesting.
It adds to it, I think.
The music of it all.
Okay.
I won't watch it, but it sounds good.
No, you won't.
But yeah, I liked it.
Thanks for spoiling it because I do.
I need to know.
Like if you had a really good twist, like I'm not Shyamalan.
Is that his name?
Yeah.
He always has really good twists.
So someone tells me like that movie Old.
Someone told me the twist. So I sat and watched it i was like you know what that's pretty good movie i
like i'm not shaming on even though was it called trap yes i loved trap i'm sorry about it it's good
it's really good i was like people hating on it or i had the best time of my life seeing that movie
i do want to watch it again just because it was so it was camp to me it was so camp yeah it was
cutesy i liked it i thought it was cute, it was camp to me. It was so camp. Yeah, it was cutesy. I liked it.
I thought it was cute.
Yeah, people who don't
like those things,
like, in the words
of Zayn Tanjazi,
write your own script.
You know what I mean?
Because it's good.
And I'm not Shamlon.
It's like,
he's good.
I want to see
I'm Not Shamlon
redirect a Disney remake
a live action.
That'd be so good, right?
Because he is
camping cutesy.
Yeah, he is camp.
I think all his movies, like Sixth Sense 2, you watch those signs like they're all kind of like yeah silly yeah related
to harry josey who the person you just mentioned i'm not shamalot no you said something else josey
i said josey did i oh you said zane josey oh zane maybe yeah good old zane zane and heath Oh, Zayn Hachazi. Good old Zayn. Zayn and Heath.
This is so unrelated and so hard to segue to you,
but the world record was broken for the biggest female mouth gape a woman was able to.
What is that?
The opening of your mouth?
Oh, because there's one on TikTok that we always saw.
Oh, yeah, but I don't think she had the world record.
Really?
Yeah.
I think she just had a really big mouth.
Maybe she did.
I don't know.
Who was it?
Marie Pearl Zelmer from Alaska.
Oh, no.
Marie Pearl Zelmer Robinson, excuse me, from Alaska.
Oh.
Broke the record for the world's largest female mouth gate measuring at 2.98 inches.
Wait, how much?
2.98 inches.
What's 2.98? This? I'm much? 2.98 inches. What's 2.98?
This?
I'm bad with inches.
Is that inches?
Maybe.
Bigger, like three inches would be like that.
Is that it?
That looks about right, yeah.
Three inches.
Can you do that?
Because you, oh no.
I was going to say maybe.
Oh yeah, that's big.
That is big.
It's bigger than myself.
Did you stretch it out though?
I don't, I think she just has a big mouth.
She put like a whole can of beer in her mouth, a can of soup.
A whole can of beer.
Wow.
I wonder how you discovered that talent.
She said, so I first got a dollar bill, which is two and a half inches tall, which was the
current record, and it totally fit my mouth.
I don't look like I have anything unusual with my face at all.
I kind of seem to have a short jaw,
but when I start opening it, things change pretty fast.
Wow.
So, like, the inside.
Yeah.
So, when she – she can just open that mouth real big, I guess.
Does she – does they have a picture of her?
Does she look –
They have a picture of her with the can.
Here, I'll show it to you.
With the can in her mouth?
That's crazy.
I have a pretty big mouth, but not that big.
I thought maybe you could compete with her,
but then seeing that –
Oh, my God. What is that? It's like a can. I, but not that big. I thought maybe you could compete with her, but then seeing that... Oh, my God.
What is that?
It's like a can?
I can do that, though.
But that's what I'm saying.
If you put it like an object, it can stretch.
So you...
Oh, she put a baseball on there, too.
That's kind of crazy.
She put five Jenga blocks in there.
That's pretty good.
I feel like that maybe is like...
I think if you put it under, it stretches.
I think you're stretching the sides of your mouth.
It's more the opening of her jaw.
Oh, yeah, my jaw.
Oh, my God.
That's crazy.
That's a small can.
That's like seven inches, though.
Right.
I don't know anything about inches.
Oh, is she going that way?
Yeah, she's going vertical.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, she's going vertical.
Okay, try it.
This way is easy. But the try it. This way is easy.
But the other way.
This way.
That's what she was doing.
I cannot.
I have like a, I feel like my jaw clenches real hard.
TMJ.
I can't even get a little bit of it in there.
I mean, that looks crazy.
When you pulled that out, I was like, no, I can't do it.
Shout out Bloom.
It's not sponsored.
Oh, wait.
I was going to say, have you ever broke a record on chorus speed reading?
I've never broken it.
Oh, wait, but you didn't break it.
Yikes.
That's awkward.
That is awkward, yeah.
I know.
I was really excited about it.
And I remember they made me do all the press for it as if I won it.
And then when people saw the episode, like, she didn't win the American Rally.
That's why I forget, because you did the whole press tour in Times Square.
I did a whole press tour for Guinness.
Like, Guinness World Records, like, put me around. I was like, I didn't win the American Rally. That's why I forgot because you did the whole press tour in Times Square. I did a whole press tour for Guinness. Like, Guinness World Records, like, put me around.
I was like, I didn't even make it.
But you think if you practice more, you could beat it?
If you were close, right?
The thing is, I didn't even practice.
This was back in the day when I used to go to auditions and, like, read off the script.
Like, I didn't know you were supposed to, like, learn the lines ahead of time.
So even for this, too, even for Ellen, for anything, I always thought it was, like, the
trick was, like, you know, you're doing it on the spot and that's what's impressive.
I didn't know you were supposed to like rehearse if i could have
rehearsed easy would have done it i would like to do it again it's hamlet soliloquy so please let me
but but my problem is and the older i get my speech does get more slurred these days so i
don't know if i'm like clear enough with it um i don't know how i resubmit but guinness world
records if you're out there that's what was cool about the show because i think you have to like
pay to have like a record holder person like verify you like yeah have you looked into it how
do you know this because that's how they sustain themselves from those oh people like oh so that
was cool about the show is like they kind of had a show where like the person was already there
and they would clock it so it was a cool show i would like to be back on there do you know what
you got like how i i beat it in terms of like words like i said it
faster but um skipping words or if you if you slur a word or something like that they don't count it
oh interesting because i think i got um whatever how many words it was it wasn't it was like in
57 seconds or 56 seconds and it's the hamlet soliloquy and i don't know how many words yeah
because it says 25 000 words per minute is the record and that was set in
1990 by
Howard Steven Berg.
Oh, really? Because there was
John Machetta. He used to do the FedEx
commercials, but maybe he was
in the 80s. Maybe someone broke it after. That could have been
because the guy who, that's why I wanted to fast talk
to. There was a guy, his name was John Machetta
in the 80s. He did FedEx
commercials and he also did micromachine commercials and he would talk really really fast
and i kind of wanted to do that so maybe that's my career path and he had an 80s but maybe someone
broke it so 1990 was the last time it was broken yeah 25 000 words god i don't feel like i said
that many and how many in a minute in a minute oh that's crazy i feel like i did not not say that
many i want to say When I was like 800 words
What?
25,000?
I don't know
25,000?
25,000 is what it says
Yeah
25,000 words is actually
That's actually crazy
No but I don't think
That's possible
Because isn't a book
Like a book is like
50,000
Like how many words
A second is that?
Like I don't think that
And you said it's
80 pages per minute
What?
That's what the
Guinness World Record says
I mean in that case
I wasn't even close To breaking it But you can't even flip 80 pages in a minute like just flipping the page
i need to see proof of this i believe you but also guinness i think someone paid them off they
were like here because that's an impossible one no wonder no one's broken it in 40 years
because like what yeah all right definitely not me that is is not. That's crazy. Back to the drawing board. Yeah. What other record could you break?
I couldn't.
I would love to.
God, that is like a goal.
But I'm just not.
I don't excel in anything.
Like I said, I'm very mid.
How about you?
Really?
There is literally nothing I could break.
Yeah.
Truly.
It's amazing when people are like excelling in stuff.
It's amazing.
I guess maybe if you find something really, really niche and random and obscure, maybe.
Like it has to be like so specific. But I couldn't even think of something really, really niche and random and obscure, maybe. Like, it has to be, like, so specific.
But I couldn't even think of something.
I know.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think that's what people do.
They make up stuff.
Like, they'll just create a new world record and be like, I did this the most times.
Maybe you have the most blinged up hot dogs, like, with just one.
I need 5,000 more.
Or maybe you have the most blinged up cups.
You do have a lot of blinged cups.
There's probably not even a record for that, so I could start it.
I could set it.
Yes.
That's true.
Just kind of every bling item around the house.
Yeah.
That's true, actually.
I can do that.
The most blinged up cleaning supply bottles, I feel like you could definitely have the
most.
Yeah.
I couldn't do it.
I wouldn't do that with streamers.
I was like, I wonder who has the most streaming hours online, who has been online the most.
There was that one girl we talked about a couple months ago who was like wasn't she streaming for like a year or something yeah i wonder if there's
a real record for that there must be for sure because people stream for a long time i know
that i don't get like aren't you tired and she boarded your body hurt like are you sleeping are
you peeing like what are you doing well i think all of the above like they just stream while they
sleep but it's not it doesn't mean you stay up for a year. So someone's just watching you 24 hours a day?
Yeah.
But why?
Is it money?
Is it the tips?
Like why do they do it?
For the person doing it?
Yeah.
It's like a sabbaton.
Like you get more subscribers along the way.
You just, like you said, you're trying to break a record to get some attention so people
will actually.
I mean, I almost, I would do anything for attention back in the day, but I never thought
about that.
I was like, I never like anything for attention back in the day but I never thought about that I was like I never like watched me
that's so weird
I would feel so weird
being watched
like live all the time
being watched live
anytime I don't like
I don't like the idea
of like live streaming
like you're
I just remember like
Fousey being in a car
eating rotisserie chicken
and like cops
coming to get him
yeah and there was a girl
who was live streaming herself
running through a red light the other day.
I was like, girl, come on now.
What did she say?
Oh, I think I saw that.
Was she like, oh, our town's lights are slow or something.
Yeah.
I was like, what?
And then she was like literally live.
It's like, I'm going to run this red light.
I'm like, girl, come on.
I know.
Why, girl?
Leave that to the stupid boys that like live stream themselves crashing and flipping out.
Like just – people are wild. Yeah. stupid boys that like live stream themselves crashing and flipping out like just god so
people are people are wild yeah i can never be a in real life streamer no especially that is like
super scary to me but i hate it yeah the idea of it you see post malone has a new girlfriend
no it's causing a stir i really like post malone but he is with the youngin'. Who is she?
Well, her name's Christy Lee, apparently, and she's like an influencer.
They were out and about in Paris for the first time publicly.
She's 20.
He's 29.
Now, it's kind of – I don't know if I'm just on this side of TikTok because TikTok knows I love these kind of debates.
Not love it, but I'm just always curious about it.
There is the side of people – and it's mostly females.
Post Malone has a lot of female fans I'm seeing, like a lot of young girls.
There's half of them defending it, being like, well, Post Malone, he is only 29, she's only 20, and he's like young at heart, and he's childish and this.
And then the other half is like, if she can't legally drink with you, she's too young for
you.
Oh, that is true.
And she does look very young.
Now, she's 20, but she looks 16.
Like when I saw these, I was a little jarred.
And he also, he's 29, but also looks 45. Does it matter if they look older and younger yeah i didn't know he
was only 29 right i mean not even shady but i'm like he's been around for a while
he's always looked a little older like i just was like oh he started very young
um he was engaged to the mother of his baby recently. He has a baby?
Yes.
He has a baby that's now his age. Oh, there's so much I did not know about.
Right.
So he was with the baby mama.
They were engaged.
She was like in love with her.
And then all of a sudden he's like stepped out with this new girl.
And the internet was pretty divided on it.
Obviously, I'm not divided.
You guys know my thoughts on this.
And I think – is nine years the worst thing? Maybe not, especially 2029.
Do I think the legal age should be 21? Yeah, I kind of do. Because I do think like you're still
somewhat of a child before 21. You know, like, yeah, if you can't legally drink, I don't know.
I think it's, but it goes for the military too. I do think like you should be 21 to join the
military. I think 18 is also a child to be joining the military so i don't know i think the age limit needs to be brought up that's why
they want you to join at 18 because they can get you to do what they want you to do yeah i guess
well case in point with a young girl too you know what i mean i feel like it's a little easier to
manipulate the brain they're abusing the fact that they're so young. And not to say he,
I don't know nothing about Post Malone.
He seems like a nice guy,
but I don't, you know.
Anyways, there's always a weird dynamic
when it comes to that age division.
Also power division.
She's an influencer.
He's a really famous rapper, chicken owner.
He does like Raising Cane's, Oreos.
I guess he's a food enthusiast too.
I know nothing about him.
He seems nice, but he lost a bunch of weight.
I know that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think at first I was like, I think if she was like 21, I'd be like, hmm.
Yeah.
I mean, maybe she's turning 21 this year.
When's the birthday?
Yeah.
But even then, we need to look up the birthday.
That's true.
It's like, you know, it's always like maybe a little too young.
Yeah.
I don't know. But it does make a birthday. That's true. It's like, you know, it's always like maybe a little too young. Yeah. I don't know.
But it does make a difference.
Yeah.
And it's so different.
I mean, I think if you're like, yeah, like you said, if they're 22 and like, I don't
know, 32 or something.
I guess it's like fine.
I don't know.
When you're just a little older, that's young.
Yeah.
People will defend him. People will be will be like well he's young at heart
at least he seems sweet at least yeah yeah you don't hear any like zach bryan allegations
against him yeah which is good he does seem nice all around yeah so that i think lessens it a little
bit i guess but yeah someone who said they were blocked by zach Zach Bryant? Someone said recently that they got blocked by him.
Brooke, I think.
Oh, did she?
Yeah, on cancel.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's where I was.
I was like, I saw someone.
Bryant Chicken Fry out in Coachella.
She was, she has a new guy, I think she said.
She does?
I think she said it.
What kind of work?
But she wasn't emotionally available, she said.
Oh, okay.
I thought she was going to be bisexual diva for a moment.
It was a moment.
It was done and gone.
She was like, damn, these girls are my DMs. I thought she was going to be bisexual diva for a moment. It was a moment. It was done and gone.
She was like, damn, these girls are my DMs.
Maybe.
I was like, I guess everyone after a breakup always.
Question.
Yeah.
Did you question it ever after a breakup?
Maybe girls.
No, never me.
But I think for like maybe for girls with straight men.
And then like, damn, maybe a girl will.
That's true.
Well, Troye Sivan too.
He also was considering girls.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I love Troye Sivan.
I love him too.
We're going to be on different Pride days. I'm so
sad. I thought maybe we'd have a moment
to meet him. Yeah, the time they have the crossover.
It's not happening this time. I do love Troye Sivan
though. You don't think he'll be in attendance
maybe? Because your date still has
iconic people.
Me? Oh, yeah.
No, even, yeah. Sasha Kobe's on
Saturday. I think it's
me and J-Lo. I don't know.
You don't think he wants to see you and J-Lo?
It's a good ticket.
Maybe.
It will be a good ticket.
Honestly, you're right.
It's going to suck.
Honestly, I turned around on J-Lo because she is so sweet with her child.
I guess it's non-binary, but like she takes her child out to like the premieres and everything,
lets them like walk the red carpet.
I think any parent, especially like a famous parent who like supports – who was outwardly supportive of their non-binary child is like so amazing so
j-lo won me back with that yeah love j-lo i do too i don't know i go where the wind takes me
wherever we're at she won me back i'm like i love seeing because so many parents especially like if
you're ultra famous or whatever they would i feel like they would try to hide that you know they're
like oh i don't need this as part of, you know, the discourse.
But the fact that she's like outwardly supportive and walks the red carpets and it wasn't it,
which movie premiere was it?
Where it was like, why is JLo here?
Oh, Wicked, I think.
Remember?
And everyone said it's because I think Emmy is their name, wanted to see Wicked.
So that's why JLo went and took her child.
So people were being so mean.
They're like, why is J-Lo here?
It's like, I don't know.
Their child wanted to be there.
So I love that.
J-Lo won me back with that.
Okay.
Yeah.
I like that show.
Hey, this is performing at World Pride.
We love it.
World Pride.
I love it.
Honestly, we'll have a good lineup on Friday.
I don't even know.
Because there are great people on the lineup.
I just don't know what day it is there.
Like, obviously, RuPaul and Slater.
And there are good names on there.
I just don't know.
Which day is which?
Yeah.
I wonder if Grimes is still going oh yeah i haven't heard much on that front either katie pair is back from space
oh my god i have been like obsessed with this today like and then of course i think literally
i left and they were like about to launch from my house to here and then they were already down
and didn't they did all their press by the time I came back because it was that quick.
Yeah, someone showed their notifications.
And it was just like about to launch five minutes later in space.
Five minutes later, she's back.
I was like, that's so crazy.
I couldn't have sensed it.
That was crazy because when they announced they were going to space, I thought they were going to be gone for months.
I was like, okay, you're gone for 11 minutes?
11 minutes is crazy.
11 minutes was wild. She was training yesterday. She was doing all of it. And I was like, okay, you're gone for 11 minutes? 11 minutes is crazy. 11 minutes was wild.
She was training yesterday.
She was doing all of it.
And I was like, okay, it was only 11 minutes.
She spent like two days training.
It was scary seeing the pod, though.
The tweet, y'all were a little too crazy with the tweets because everyone was like, damn, we're going to lose.
Like, everyone was manifesting something bad happening to this freaking capsule in space as if they were like about to pass away.
Yes, I know. And I'm like, y'all are doing too much because if anything did happen and you were like about to pass away up in there.
Yes, I know.
And I'm like, y'all are doing too much
because if anything did happen and you were tweeting that,
you would have felt bad.
You would have felt bad.
No, they probably would have felt smart.
I knew it.
Listen to me.
That is terrible.
I know.
It's such bad karma.
No, it is.
Yeah.
No, it was bad energy to put out that way.
But when I first thought I was scared,
when I thought it was like a three-month voyage,
I was like, that's crazy.
But then seeing how small that capsule was,
I did have that fear because, of course, i understand it brings back the memories of the submarine with the you
know the submersible at the time yes because it was so tiny i was gagged by how small the actual
thing they were sitting in is it was like oh my god so little and they're all like really famous
like obviously the wife of jeff bezos and gail king and katie like it does seem like a perfect
disaster which is a bunch of famous rich people.
It's like the submarine.
It's just like, why are we doing this?
Because you don't need to be doing it.
You know, you're not exploring space.
You're not discovering something new.
And it was like, so interesting, like, the marketing of it or being it being a big deal
was like, it's the first like all female crew to be doing this since i forgot there was like when was it the past the
last one like it was like years ago oh no years ago 1963 it was the last time there was an um
all-female space flight crew um and it was from the soviet union so this is like the first time
that they've had an all-female space cruise they're making it a big deal but i'm like also
it's just like i'm still in love with minutes it's likeemale space crew, so they're making it a big deal. But I'm like, also, it's just like, I'm still in 11 minutes.
It's like...
Yes, they're not actually going to space.
They're not the crew.
They're passengers.
Yeah.
It's like saying,
like, if you fly in an airplane,
everyone is female.
First time, all female.
Oh, was there other people in there
that were not females?
It's automated.
Like, they're not...
What's automated?
They're controlling it from the ground.
Like, they're not the crew.
She was not flying the rocket.
But they were the only people in there, though.
Were the people pictured? They were passengers, not
crew. What makes a crew?
They operate. Like, she didn't operate
the rocket. Maybe she did.
You don't know what she did and didn't do.
I can assure you she didn't.
You didn't know. Katy Perry asked if we needed
to reach out for a statement. Maybe they let her push one button
and go. Well, that's something. And honestly,
yeah, the marketing was weird. Who said
something like, we're putting the a** on astronauts?
That was Katie.
Well, she can say that.
She was weird. She was cracking me
up, though, because she did an interview talking about how
excited she was. She said, I'm really excited
about the engineering of it all. I'm excited
to learn more about STEM and the math
it takes to accomplish this type of thing. I've always
been interested in astrophysics and interested in astronomy and astrology and the stars i feel
like we are made of stardust and we all come from the stars and it will be exciting to see them
twinkle from that site and also i have such an appreciation for mother earth when we see it in
that way many people not many but the people that have gone had really profound things to say and
brought down ideas that have been world changing. I just love that she threw everything out there.
She's like,
astrology.
She's so camp to me.
Mother Earth.
She is camp to me.
I'm sorry.
It is camp.
She sang.
What did she sing?
And I said to myself,
what a wonderful world.
What?
She sang for Gilkey.
What a song.
That's a random song to sing.
I love it. At least she didn't sing her own song i
guess i would have sang my own a little freaky a little i love you jesus like yeah a little bubbly
for sure promote the new song always that's a weird what a wonderful what and why for gail
king that she loves that song or what the Just for the women and the little thing.
Why are you singing Woman's World?
That was a missed opportunity.
Honestly, you're right about that.
We have all females.
Well, because they're in space.
We should have done a newer edition.
But you're literally all women in the big outer world.
Like, that's...
That's the woman's universe.
Wow.
She missed an opportunity there.
That is so funny.
Is there video footage of her singing?
No, because they're in space they can't
bring their phones i'm sure they filmed the whole thing yeah they had someone had to maybe
they only live streamed the launch and the return there was no cameras inside maybe i don't know i
know that jeff bezos fiance they try to again market it as like a thing for an education
opportunity for children weirdly because
they were recording they had this little machine she everyone could bring something and she brought
this little machine that records the sights and sounds of space so she's like this is we're giving
back to the school kids i don't know it was a weird little pod thing i have no idea what it
even was but she's like we're giving back to the kids so they can learn about space i'm like i
don't know if y'all are teaching them that much about space.
Yeah.
Sounds like a promotion for like Amazon Echo Space Edition or something.
It all seems a little dubious to me with Jeff Bezos.
I'm glad they made it back.
Me too.
I was a little scared.
Yeah.
Even though it's 11 minutes, I'm sure that must be a crazy experience too.
Because how fast are they going?
I read how fast
I read the number
and it was hard
to kind of comprehend
but
faster than the speed
of light maybe
because they go
100 miles
100 miles
in 11 minutes
yeah
what is that
well that's round trip
so
yeah
it's round trip
okay
it goes fast
because you have to
you have to go
it has to go really fast
to get out of that
you think you get
motion sickness like you think it's like a roller coaster you get the g-force you know
feel your whole body pulling down that's why they have to train i think to like be able to feel that
oh i hate that it's like guardians of galaxy it's my like worst nightmares when they drop and you're
just like oh my god i would oh my god do they do like ekg tests on them make sure their heart's
okay i hope so there's all these photos of gail king even like in the promo photos where like she's smiling but she looks scared for her life because she did do
an interview and she said she was nervous ahead of the launch and so every photo she's like fighting
for her life and then they ring this little bell as they're boarding the um craft or whatever and
everyone's like smiling and whacking that bell so excited and she's like ding-a-ling. She's like, I need to press. I need to get on there.
No amount of money
could pay. I mean, I would have real take it.
Physically, everything I could not do it.
It just seems like, why?
I guess Katie says it's been her dream
to see space, I guess, and some of the other
ladies too. But not
everyone was invited for free.
Some people did pay. Who paid?
They wouldn't say who.? They wouldn't say who.
Blue Origin wouldn't say who.
And they wouldn't even say how much.
But the tickets for Virgin Galactic, which is like the competitor space tourism flight, is $250,000 to $450,000.
But they don't even go as high.
They go like 60 miles.
And Blue Origin goes 100 so i
am sure it must be more expensive to go higher yeah i mean just the amount of fuel and yeah
they should all go on white lotus they should have an astronaut edition
and that was the other thing the other point of contention too is that like
people were debating if technically because basically it was like the debate was if you go into spaces that make you an astronaut.
And technically NASA said yes, that they are technically astronauts.
But Gayle King has denounced being called an astronaut.
She's like, I do not want the astronaut title.
Oh, she really didn't like anything about this experience.
She's the Jason Isaacs of this blue mission.
Is it blue?
Is that what you said?
Blue Origin.
Blue Origin.
See, blue is the origin see blue is the name
blue is the name of the season yeah blue origin that's a good name for a baby
i like that blue origin it is so bonkers i'm here for it seeing it fall that like when it came out
down via parachute that was kind of crazy though parachute because it's like this little thing the
capsule is on a rocket and then it gets into space and then the it separates from the rocket and then it has like boosters to come down but as it gets
lowered it um unleashes a little parachute to help with the landing but seeing a capsule with like
very like this crew of women coming down via parachute i'm like damn that seems not we used
to do those in science class did you ever make those rockets. That would blast off and they had the parachute come out.
It's literally that.
Because they're like skydiving.
I mean, they're just free falling.
Free falling.
Oh, hell no.
I think that's probably even scarier than going up.
Yeah, than coming back down.
It's so crazy too.
And also the people paying like the ones that pay $250,000 to $450,000.
It's just like, that's why I'm glad I'm never like that rich.
Because like, what do you mean you're just so bored in life?
You're like, I just want to go up in space and just like risk my life.
You're not even exploring something or discovering something.
Real astronauts are like, I don't know, trying to find like life outside this earth or something.
They're just like let's go see space.
For a couple minutes.
Yeah.
That's – I don't know.
Go on Space Mountain.
Like get the same feel.
Remember those like the carnival rides, like the Gravitron where it spins you around really fast?
Never been on it.
But I know I've seen it.
You stand on it.
You like stand inside.
You're standing up.
Yes.
I just go in that.
You know what I mean?
I feel like it's a similar.
I feel unsafe in the Gravitron, let alone a freaking.
Have you been on one?
Yeah.
All those carnival rides.
I blame again Shane Dawson.
He's just like deaths at carnival parks and all the ones that are like the carnival ones.
They seem a little bit scary.
They are a little bit. Yeah. And it's like it's always like a 16 year old running it yes
no no thank you it was very rickety in there i did i i did this like in december so it was
recent too oh my gosh you risked your life in december exactly yes yes so i'm like if you're
that if you're needing that adrenaline rush just go to a little carnival do a gravitron and you'll
get the same experience.
Yeah.
Do you get to see space in there?
You get – I feel like they make it sound like spacey.
Really?
Almost like Space Mountain Tees.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
What's in there?
It's like a projector or what?
It's just dark and then there's lights.
Oh.
Yeah.
So it's supposed to give you the feel of like –
It feels almost like an alien, like alien spacecraft vibes.
But I feel like Space Mountain is a very similar experience, too.
Just go on that.
Yeah.
Stay on the ground.
Yeah.
That's the moral of the story. Save your $400,000.
Yeah.
Buy a house.
Buy someone who doesn't have a house.
A house.
Feed the children, maybe.
Feed the children.
Period on that.
Gosh, do you know what that is?
Like, you spent $400,000.
Yes.
You literally go feed, like, all of downtown LA with that.
That's why it was killing me, like, the trying to pivot, like, oh, it's about education.
We're going to teach the school.
No.
I'm like, I don't know.
The kids are fine.
No.
This 11-minute trip isn't going to do much for the education system.
How about pay that to the science teacher as the salary?
They'll teach him for real, you know?
T.
And they made Jeff Bezos' fiancee, Lauren.
She got, like, the custom custom spacesuits they're made from a
designer it's m-o-s-e mose i guess mose um yeah she got them custom made for the one i'm like
come out with it everyone's like what yeah they were t-shirt but i'm like is this all necessary
just all olivia munn was like on the today show and she said it all seems gluttonous like what
is the point like you're not doing anything.
Wow.
Yeah. And I kind of agree with her.
A little out of touch.
It's like the submarine of it all.
Yeah.
It's giving very like,
okay, why are we sending
these people up for 11 minutes
for what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I guess to promote astronautism,
probably they need more people.
Astronautism, yes.
Something.
They want more girls
to join the force.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Katy Perry did say
she's definitely going to write
a song about her experience
about going to space.
Didn't she have a space one?
I feel like she had a space one.
Extra-terrestrial ET, yeah.
Why'd you sing that up in space?
That makes perfect sense.
You're so hypnotizing
Cause you be my love
Cause you be
What is it?
I don't know.
I love this song though.
You're an alien
That touches poison.
It's supernatural, extraterrestrial.
Yeah.
I love that you know.
You're so good.
You are like an encyclopedia.
Teenage Dream, iconic pop album.
Is that what it's from?
Mm-hmm.
Is that where she's in the clouds?
Yes, the cotton candy clouds.
Of course, yes.
Yeah, I love that.
Okay. Okay, Katy Perry. Stan over there, I guess, kind of. Yeah. where she's in the clouds yes the cotton candy clouds of course yes i love that okay okay katie
berry stan over there i guess kind of yeah i mean i didn't do her meet and greet i loved teenage
dream i um loved prism is prism yeah i loved prism too it was the album after that one had roar
i just remember for i don't know why i think i was depressed over my straight coworker at Target who I thought liked me.
And I remember she had a song about her divorce from Russell Brand.
It's called By the Grace of God.
It's like, by the grace of God, I got through this divorce.
But here is me at 19 years old being like, yes, Katie, by the grace of God, we're going to get through this.
That's what's great about music is you can relate.
That's how me – I love the song Helena by My Chemical Romance.
And I was like, oh, my God.
Yeah, I relate to this because I feel like a car wreck sometimes.
Like, no, it's about his grandma who like actually died and like there's like a car crash when both our cars collide.
I was like, oh.
But, you know, music is –
Everyone interprets it.
Yeah.
That's what it is for.
Music is a universal language.
That's so true actually.
We can end on JoJo.
Sure. Okay. Oh, she was also in My Hot Topics. Oh. Let's do a actually we can end on Jojo sure
okay
oh she was also
in my hot topics
oh
she is
let's do a
the day we don't
have something
to do
hot topics
I need to know
what's on your list
I was like
don't worry
I got lots of
hot topics
that's why I thought
you said Harry Jowsey
and that's
connected me to my
hot topic with
Jojo Siwa
oh
okay
so should we get
to the Jojo Siwa
yeah
mine is quick
I just want Jimmy
to put a picture of Jojo Siwa as Billy and Harry Jowsey.
Because I knew she looked like someone.
Moses was telling me this all weekend.
Oh, JoJo looks like someone when she's in her drag as a boy.
And I was like, I don't know who.
Did you see her?
No.
She was like Billy Siwa.
There he is.
Is that a celebrity?
Yeah.
Go back to her again. Okay, T, okay t i do actually you kind of ate with that
i do see it i do see it i guess another dubious british man he's australian
i do get them confused all the time i mean they are british prisoners
oh my god okay political over there That's how Australia
gets started
Alright, well
That's a great transition
into Jojo Siwa
Celebrity Big Brother
Well, the latest update is Mickey Rourke was finally asked
to leave Celebrity Big Brother
Why did he? I saw this, what?
What was the, because I mean he said
crazy stuff and they kept him in
the house so what was the final um so the latest update was um a spokesperson for the show announced
that he agreed to leave celebrity big brother for good um following a discussion with big brother
regarding further use of inappropriate languages and instances of unacceptable behavior um the
statement also elaborated that mic Mickey was threatening and aggressive towards
former Love Island contestant
Chris Hughes.
But the specifics
about the incident,
including like all the language
and stuff,
is going to be revealed
in the next episode.
So they haven't said
what exactly it was.
I guess that'll be,
that's a tease for
the next episode.
They actually show
what happens, I guess.
I see, okay.
Yeah, but they did confirm
he was asked to leave.
I can only imagine because the stuff to JoJo,
we kind of talked about it last week,
but the clip had just come out the morning we filmed.
So I hadn't even fully seen it.
But then fully seeing the clip of Mickey Rourke
talking to JoJo Siwa in the celebrity brother house
was bonkers.
It was so crazy.
It's so crazy.
That's why I don't understand
why he wasn't kicked out from there
because Big Brother's super big on no racism,
no homophobia.
So I was like, okay, what happened?
Why did they keep him in the house?
I was threatening her.
It was a danger.
I was just like, why did they keep him in the house?
Yeah, because he used a homophobic slur towards her and pretty much threatened to – He told her, if I stay longer than four days, you won't be gay anymore.
I'll tie you up. That's crazy. that's crazy and how do people just look past it
if someone said that's like it was like him saying that to me or something like that like
that's crazy or like another like a young girl like judge was also very young very young 20s
so it's like what and he did get like a formal um warning for that but then there was other things
too he would like body shame one woman he made fun of this other woman's cooking and he's just
kind of been a terror like this whole time
oh yeah then talking about
Jojo he said I'm gonna vote the lesbian out
real quick which is so
weird yeah and Jojo's like he literally can't do it
for that reason like literally
and then Bella Thorne also came out
and spoke out against him when the clips of
of him and of Mickey Rourke and Jojo were
going viral
he um worked with bella on the on a 2020 film called girl and she said he's supposed to take
a metal grinder to my kneecap and instead he used it on my genitals through my jeans hitting them
over and over again she alleged i had bruises on my pelvic bone. Working with Mickey was one of the all-time worst experiences of my life as an actress.
But for the record, Mickey's reps have denied those allegations of sexual misconduct to Variety.
About the Bella Thorne?
About Bella Thorne, yeah.
What did his reps say about the JoJo?
Nothing.
The reps are quiet on this one.
They're like, well well it's hard to deny
what we see yeah well i kind of lean towards believing bella thorne i know seeing this man
in action i'm like this all makes sense and to women but you said something with the love island
chris yeah what did he do to him they haven't said that yeah they're gonna now i guess show it in the
next episode so like we'll see i can only imagine how bad it is if that's the thing that makes him.
Because the stuff he said to JoJo was already, like, so bad.
But also props to JoJo because I think she is so stronger than me.
Stronger than me.
The fact that she was, like, she was able to, like, give it to him back.
She's like, if you, she's like, I think she told him, if don't try that with me, you'll be the one that's tied up.
I'm like, work, mama.
Okay, love that.
Yeah.
She gave it to him back and she's strong.
And I think she's just been through a lot of shit too so she can, like, fight back.
But still.
She's also, like, patient.
Yeah.
Because then he's trying to ask, like, what words you can say and what you can't say.
And she was, like, trying to explain it to him.
I'm like, okay, we're seeing a little bit of growth.
Maybe he's trying to learn.
Mm-hmm.
But I know her mom was, like, I think Jessalyn was on TikTok and was just like, this is crazy
that he's, like, not removed.
Yeah.
Because it was my daughter. And, like, a guy was, like, talking to her, like, especially, like, an old man like Mickey Rourke who was just like, this is crazy that he's like not removed. Yeah. Because it was my daughter and like a guy was like talking to her like especially like
an old man like Mickey Rourke who's like in his 60s.
I'd be like – especially someone that's like not well.
I'd be like, get him out of the house immediately.
Do they do psych tests?
I don't think they did psych tests on Big Brother.
I know they do on the – like America Big Brother or the CBS one.
But yeah, I was wondering about that too.
Like when you did it, did you have to do a psych test i wouldn't have passed it so yeah it's kind of what i was
thinking but especially back then this is also 2017 which was crazy or 20 yeah 2018 maybe no 2017
um i don't remember i actually don't recall they do like let you see like a therapist there's like
a therapist on call i remember what you know you're not supposed to see anyone outside the
house but i remember they would bring a therapist in every morning for me
because i was like literally going crazy they're probably like oh this girl's like losing her mind
i wonder if he still gets paid if you get ass leave so i did see a report that was like he was
originally the highest paid of the cast members but then his after he was um expelled from the
game his payment got slashed and now jojo is the top paid was it 400,000
for jojo and 500 for him i think so yeah and i didn't i just saw one report i didn't see like
confirmation anywhere so take it for what you will it makes sense though that like if you're kicked
out that early that you wouldn't get the same amount of money for you how was it like that's
what i said i was just like if i leave now do i get a little money or all the money because i was
it was yeah oh man i should have just stayed yeah i wasn't getting paid i think the most i heard If I leave now, do I get a little money or all the money? It was, yeah. Oh, man.
I should have just stayed.
Yeah, I wasn't getting paid.
I think the most I heard someone get paid.
Well, obviously Pamela Anderson probably gets paid more.
But I know Ray J got like a million dollars.
Really?
I think Spidey might have gotten a million dollars.
I did not.
I think mine was 80,000 pounds, which is less than dollars.
It's more.
So that's probably like 100,000.
Yeah. Okay. So that's probably like. It's probably $100,000. Yeah.
Okay.
So maybe that.
And then, yeah, I left after 12 days and only got like $12,000.
Really?
Yeah.
But that's because I took myself out.
And they kept saying that too.
Like, well, if you leave, it's like less money.
I was like, oh.
So let me try and stay a little bit.
But.
I do wonder how much.
It must have been a big cut similar to yours, I would think, right?
That's crazy though.
Because you fly all the way over there.
You make yourself look like a fool.
I never really thought much about Ricky Rourke before this.
Now I'm like, you are a monster.
He is a monster.
And he used to be such a good actor and respected.
And now he is kind of like a joke.
Although he did do that comeback with the wrestler.
I remember everyone was like, oh, my God, Ricky Rourke's back.
And then he came back.
What year was that?
Let me see.
Like 2006.
I think I moved to Hollywood when that came out.
Because I remember I saw him at a Target.
And he commented on my dent.
And he said that dent looks so cool.
And I was like, thanks.
The only thing I've seen Mickey Rourke in, I think, is Iron Man 3.
Who was he in that?
Oh, no.
Iron Man 2.
Was he a villain?
And that was 2010.
Yeah, he was a villain.
Oh, he was in Sin City.
I didn't see Sin City.
But I like the posters.
You would like it.
It's kind of girly pop.
Is that the Jessica Alba? Yeah. Yeah. When she's like, it's a cowgirl. I like the posters you know you would like it it's kind of girly pop is that the jessica alba yeah when she's like a cowgirl i love the posters of it it's a little graphic i like it
it's cute i like it maybe i don't i was a pick me girl back then so i don't know if i like it
back then i used to have all the posters everything other than that yeah i haven't
seen him in anything else except iron man 2 um oh, the wrestler was 2008. Oh, I know.
Yeah, I'm
glad that he is out of this house.
But yeah, good for JoJo. I feel like everyone is seeing
her in a new light now after Celebrity Big
Brother, which is good. Oh yeah. Because she obviously
handles herself very well in the midst
of homophobia.
Yeah. No, she's like super
I always like JoJo. I've always said this.
There is something special and sweet about her. Yeah. Big Brother can make or super. I always liked JoJo. I've always said this. Like there is something like special and sweet about her.
Yeah.
Big Brother can like make or break you.
Can make you look like crazy or can make you look really good.
And I remember in the time of the house thinking they're trying to set me up to look crazy.
Because I remember like I was fighting with everybody in the house.
And then they ended up like never showing any of the fights.
So I was like, oh, that's so weird.
Because there was two dubious boys in our house.
Sam Thompson.
I forgot.
Jordan from like Love Island.
He gives me Harry Jowsey vibes.
And they were wrecking havoc on me every day.
And they never did anything about them.
But then they called me a bully
because I told one of them, Sam Thompson,
I was just like, oh, I have a YouTube fan base
and they're all going to hate you after this or something.
Like, you can't bully him.
I was like, they were bullying me in the house.
They bullied me so many days
and they never once showed those fights.
And I was like, okay.
So they made me look a little crazy.
What would they do to you?
Just like torment me.
So like it was just, I don't know how to explain it.
Like, because they showed the parts where I snap at them.
Like there was one with the egg challenge and they kept talking and talking.
And I was like, you know, stop talking, whatever.
But up to that point, they were talking at me and they kept being like, oh, what's wrong
with Trisha?
Like, why are you just so mopey?
Why are you just this?
And I'm like, can you just like leave me alone because i was just like having a moment whatever
and they would come like follow me into like the bed like everyone goes in the bedroom whatever
it's like a public bedroom and they'd be like oh are you gonna have a little are you gonna cry
today are you gonna be this oh my god yeah it wasn't like crazy bad but they were just annoying
me and i was like telling them to leave me alone and they would just annoy me and i feel like they
only showed the parts where i would snap back at them and i'm like well they never showed the parts which was like bothering and they were just like a nu And I feel like they only showed the parts where I would snap back at them. And I'm like, well, they never showed the parts which was, like, bothering.
And they were just, like, a nuisance.
They were, like, high school boys that were just, like, being obnoxious.
And, yeah, I can't – see, I block so much of it out.
I'm trying to think because they were more dubious than that.
I don't know.
I really didn't like them.
And this was before I hated, like, all straight guys.
I was just, like, I just didn't like them.
But they were definitely being dubious.
Yeah.
Something – like, I didn't want to eat the food in the house
so they were just like oh i think that one jordan was like he cleaned the house he's just like oh
like trisha never cleans i was like also i never ate in the house because i hated all the food i
thought it was disgusting and he's like she never cleans the dishes i'm like i never ate one meal
there except for one quesadilla brandon glanville made me the night i was eliminated because i had
i was starving and i hadn't eaten i only kept eating the chips and i threw away the chip bags
but everyone else would cook these big ass meals that I didn't like, like
fish and stuff that smelled bad.
And they're like, oh, Trisha never
does the dishes. Like, you should be doing the dishes right now.
And I was like, yeah, but I didn't eat any of the food, so why would I do the dishes?
It was just like stuff like that. Or they'd be like, I just left a big
shit in the toilet. Oh my god.
Yeah, they were just like disgusting boys.
So maybe it wasn't bullying, but I got in trouble
for bullying them. And I was like, well, they're annoying me.
They've been around me so long.
So it was just good.
And that Big Brother, the Celebrity Big Brother UK, that's not like the 24-7 live stream one
like it is here, right?
Like it's not.
I think it was.
Oh, really?
I mean, usually there's paid members can see the 24-7.
Yeah.
Oh, maybe not the celebrity one?
Maybe you're saying that's celebrity. Maybe. Yeah. Oh, maybe not the celebrity one. Maybe you're saying
that's the celebrity one.
Yeah, that's what,
because I know the one here,
like if you're,
now it's like if you have
Paramount Plus,
I think the live stream
for Big Brother,
you can watch like,
kind of like how we were
talking about like
people streaming
and you can watch them
sleep and stuff.
Like the Big Brother cams
are just up like all day.
Yeah, I guess if they
would have happened on my show,
I probably would have
seen more footage.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And same with like
the Mickey Rourke stuff.
I feel like that clip
would have been out already.
So they must only. They edited it more it yeah yeah they showed every night over there i
think so for celebrity big brother i'm sure they must film like they probably have the same setup
like they film every single night and they have the camera set up and then but it's not airing
every night i don't think it's every night no because this article came out like two days ago
that he was expelled and then it's the episode, which I think airs today.
Okay.
Yeah.
Because I knew it aired a lot.
Like at least like three times a week. I think it's probably three.
Yeah.
It's a wild show.
I can't believe it's back.
Because I think my season was like the second to last season.
And then I was like, that's probably a good idea.
Because it's.
Yeah.
Especially the celebrity one is kind of boring.
The UK version is boring.
Because here we have like challenges, which I mean, we don't have the challenges.
But there it was like, I was there only like 12 days.
I think we only did like three challenges.
And then we were like, it was like waiting for a star to fall
like the stars were hanging up by like literally wire and you just like wait for it to fall and i
was like this is weird but then the rest of the days were just spent like literally like drinking
or like laying around and i was like that's awful and i that's why i was in bed the whole time i
just like i'm just gonna lay here and just not talk to anyone and also it's very divisive i
guess in the uk because all the comments that i've seen i guess
it is twitter i guess but all the comments or even the articles are like wow snowflakes they
should have kept ricky uh mickey in there or whatever blah blah i was like what he's threatening
to like someone so yeah he's like a terror to the house so i'm i again confused about british
culture but you guys can let us know what the tea is over there. I'm confused by it too. I'm very confused by it.
It's such a different –
Because I was reading comments on the Daily – not Daily Mail.
It was a UK website, like a UK news website that wrote up about him being expelled.
And all the comments, I'm assuming, were it was a lot of British people, I think.
But yeah, you guys let us know.
Yeah, it's just odd because they're a little – I would say they're more woke in general over there as far as like any little sign of like racism or anything.
There's a very like –
Yeah.
So I was odd that they're being so relaxed on him.
Yeah.
And he's not like a big star.
No.
It's like you have Zac Efron coming to the house.
It's like Mickey Rory.
Meanwhile, we get Dylan Efron on Traitors who is just a sweet little straight boy who loves gays.
Yeah.
Is he straight?
Confirmed?
I'm pretty sure.
He talks about his girlfriend.
I guess he could be bi, but yeah.
But he does say he loves his gay fans and is very thankful for the gay audience.
So, love that.
Well, who is it?
I've already won.
That's why he's trying.
He's like, because he knows that's where it's at.
There's no fan base.
There's no performance.
There's nothing without a gay fan base.
So, of course, he's going to be like, I love my gay fan base.
Yeah.
Because what, are the bros going to come out and see you?
No.
I mean, I guess you could be a gay bro.
Yeah.
Well, and he did the GLAAD Awards.
That's where he was, where he was, like, speaking, like, being an ally.
What did he say?
That he loves his gay family.
I think he presented an award or something, too.
You weren't there?
No.
Weirdly, I wasn't.
And I was like, why was I not at the GLAAD Awards?
Why were we not, both of us, not at the GLAAD Awards a couple weeks ago?
I never got invited.
I would have gone.
I would go to that award show.
I wasn't.
Austin's show was the red carpet correspondent for GLAAD.
Wow.
But his straight friend was the other correspondent.
I was like, what?
Who was the straight friend?
I forgot his name.
I'm so sorry.
Not shady.
I just literally forget his name.
He's on Fear Anne with them friend? I forgot his name. I'm so sorry. Not shady. I just literally forget his name. He's on Fear and with them.
But I forget his name.
I would love to be a correspondent on that carpet.
Yeah, you should be the –
We could have been.
We could be the next year duo.
Just Trish at the GLAAD Awards.
Are they more popular than us?
Austin Schoen, his friend?
I think Austin is – like the gays love Austin.
He's like the hot, cool gay.
You know what I mean?
Like who doesn't love him?
And it's hard to get gay on gay love sometimes.
You know, sometimes the gays hate on their own.
That's a public figure.
Very much, yes.
So jealous.
But Austin's always really sweet.
He's a well-liked.
Likewise, yes.
Yeah, he watches the program too.
So we love.
Oh, okay.
Shout out.
We're going to take your job next year at the Club.
Shout out.
We love it.
We're coming for your gig, Austin.
I want to do that.
That's a lot.
Who else was it?
Was that the one JoJo was at where she had the colorful little mohawk?
Yeah.
I like JoJo.
This is a good show to show her being a real human being.
I'm excited for her to come back and everyone to love her.
Yeah, because I just feel like when you see her on the carpet, she's like trolling and
being like this whatever.
And then she's like a real person downside.
You're so right.
That's what it is.
Yes, yes.
We're seeing the real JoJo right now.
I think that's what it is. You're so right. You's what it is. Yes, yes. We're seeing the real JoJo right now. I think that's what it is.
You're so right.
You see the long form
at someone.
You see the real colors.
Yeah.
I'm excited for this new era.
It's an era we've been asking for.
True.
Every time we've talked about her
we've asked for this.
So, yeah.
She's giving to us.
Yeah, finally.
Giving to us on
Celebrity Big Brother.
Would you go on it?
It seems like kind of a nightmare.
I'm not going to lie.
Jimmy's dream was to go
on regular Big Brother but now he's like, well, how will I not edit the jimmy's dream was to go on regular big brother
but now he's like well how will i not edit the podcast for five months and i'm like i know jimmy
you can't be gone for freaking four or five months so jimmy got on it that day before i don't know
who would have at it though i know same that's a long time it's a long season now i mean i guess
i do i do have a couple backup editors oh jimmy if you want to go on it, go on it. We won't stop you, Jimmy.
I support it, but it is a long road.
Welcome to the audience.
It's like when Ariana came to see Frankie when he was in Big Brother.
We'll do that.
Well, you work there.
You can just say hi.
That's true.
I work in the building next door.
Oh, my God.
You literally could just drop things over the wall.
You're so into Hunger Games.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Go parachute.
Has that casting been finalized?
All Hunger Games?
Yeah.
I heard Al Fanning was going to heard they were Dakota. Al Fanning
was going to be Effie. Al Fanning was in the running for Effie.
I really feel that it should not
be it. I know you're campaigning for Effie.
Am I too old to be that? I guess I'm the age of Effie
in the regular Hunger Games.
That sucks! She is,
I think, in, like, college,
I think. Well, I could. Mike Feist and I, I think,
are the same age. Right?
Let me see maybe not
now i'm kidding i always think we are but the age jonathan bailey was aged mike feist is 33
oh damn he's young damn really he does look young he does look a lot younger than 33 i can look
young too just give me a little what do they do with benjamin button like bad brad pitt what do
they do to make him look younger i think they awesome. I think they CGI his face or something, right?
What's the difference between CGI and AI?
That's a good...
I actually don't know what technically the difference is.
CGI, I don't know.
CGI is animated graphics.
And what's AI?
AI is when things are automated, like when a computer creates it.
I can create CGI.
I can draw and create CGI.
But AI is when the computer does it.
And we're against AI.
Not fully, no.
AI is good and useful for some things.
Like what?
It could be a good tool.
It can make things easier for work.
I always think about it if it makes the process easier for someone who is working.
I just don't like AI that replaces a person.
Yeah, because then that person could lose their job.
And also, especially when it comes to like movies and art, like scripts and stuff, I
think there's something special about humanity and, you know, people writing songs and scripts
and stuff versus just a computer studying other people's work and just spewing it out,
you know.
So that's my –
Trying to make the human race extinct over here.
Just getting us out. What do you think is more hated ai or tariffs um actually it's a good question um i feel like probably tariffs are more hated i think because that's like universal
if it makes something more expensive for everyone you know whereas some people really like ai so
all right tariffs are out we should vote on it we should do a vote in america why
can't we vote on things like that like i get it we voted for the president why can't we vote on
things like you know well i think midterms you can vote and that your vote for midterms go
kind of says yeah about certain props it's like you know if uh certain politicians are like a
hard have a hard stance on something that you are with, you can like, you know, vote them out in the midterms.
That's what they say.
When's that?
Next year, I think.
It's two, midway through the four.
So two years.
But yeah, you can't vote like on things because it should be in a way that if you're, when you pay your taxes, you can vote like, you know, I want my taxes to go to education and infrastructure and not to war.
But you don't get a say. You don't get to say where your money is going to go
oh i wonder why well because they don't want you no one needs your money well that's the we're ending it because i have nothing else to say on that but if you want to
spend your money wisely come see the trishish, Air is a Trish tour.
Or if you're stuck in, on the line to Coachella, watch this episode.
Oh, okay. Like download, download Trish.
Rewatch it, download.
You're going to have 10 hours.
You need a few.
Maybe a second weekend's not bad.
I'm still hoping I might be there on Friday, maybe as a special guest.
No, no communication from Gaga's team, but just in case, I don't know.
And Oscar, maybe too.
Maybe.
I feel like you're manifesting
a weekend too for you
because you said
maybe to Misha
and you're saying
maybe now
I'm going to see you there
with a little flower crown
on your head.
I'll see you in the
And the micro shorts
everyone's wearing
this season.
Yeah, very that.
Yes.
Can't wait to see it.
We'll see Harry things to you.
I would love
Harry Styles going to be there?
Harry Daniels. Oh. see Harry things to you. Oh, with love. Harry Styles going to be there? Harry Daniels.
Oh.
Or Harry Jowsey.
Dream blunt rotation.
All the Harrys.
All right, guys.
We're out.
We're going to do an extended on Patreon.
Go to patreon.com slash justtrish.
We have really salacious topics over there.
They're so juicy.
We can't even say them here.
So we love you guys.
And we'll see you in the next one. Bye.