Mission To Zyxx - L14: What Goes Throup’ Must Come Clown [LIVE ft. Justin Tyler]

Episode Date: June 25, 2025

In this lost Season 4 episode, the crew heads to a postal planet to retrieve a missed delivery. AJ is stunning. C-53 will definitely keep that frame forever. Pleck resists a scenario. Recorded live at Caveat in New York City on June 7, 2025.Starring:Jeremy Bent as C-53Alden Ford as Pleck DecksetterAllie Kokesh as Captain DarSeth Lind as Nermut BundaloyWinston Noel as AJMoujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and D’Gerald FordWith special guest Justin Tyler as SES-B*TT-1000 and Old DerfLive sound design and engineering by Shane O’ConnellEdited by Seth LindTheme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic OrchestraShip design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric GeuszMission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Support Zyxx and MaxFun!

Hey everyone, it's Seth. We have something a little different for this month's episode leading up to the Young Old Durf Chronicles. It's a brand new live episode of Mission to Zyx recorded on stage in New York City and featuring special guest Justin Tyler. This show was the first time in three years that all of us were together in the same place at the same time and also somehow the first time that Justin has guested in a live episode. It was incredibly fun and we are very excited to share it with you now. This episode is set during season four, specifically between episodes 401 and 402.

Other notes, Mujan unfortunately had almost completely lost her voice on the day of the show, but we folded that unfortunate fact right into the performance itself. And one other note, if you support our show on Maximum Fun, and thank you for doing so, be on the lookout for a new bonus episode. It's also a live performance, reprising the debate format from last month's special episode. It got rowdy, it got wild, and if you're not a supporter, well, you can always change that by going over to maximumfun.org slash join.

And Alden here chiming in to say, if your eyeballs are bored, this episode is also available as a video over on our YouTube channel at YouTube.com slash Mission to Zyx in case you'd like to hear this episode while also looking at us on stage laughing at each other. Either is fine, no judgment. Here's the episode. Enjoy. It is a time of chaos. Without a ruler, the galaxy is paralyzed by lawlessness, unrest, and of course the colossal OLD.

Which looks like if the sun were goth. Now, Captain Dar and their intrepid crew must survive the looming threats, reunite a fractured galaxy, and meet weird bug creatures and stuff. This is Mission 26. You know, daughter, it's almost like you don't remember your parents sometimes. You know, and when I do remember, it feels so good. It's a really exciting, really exciting promotion for you. Salute! Salute! Okay, all right, sorry.

Thank you, AJ. No problem. It's a really exciting promotion for you, Dar. I guess, I don't know, it just feels like now that our roles have changed, it feels like I just haven't really seen you guys. Now bow to the captain! That's not a hero, dude. No, no, let's see what it looks like when someone bows to the captain. I don't... That's not a hero, dude. No, no, let's see what it looks like

when someone bows to the captain. Okay. Okay. Is that long enough for him? You're already like eight feet tall. Crabble you worms, this is the captain. Okay, all right, AJ, relax. Okay, you know what, maybe that's a little too much.

Well, we're workshopping it, we're workshopping it. All right, too much, okay, all right. Well, anyway, it's it. We're workshopping it. All right. Too much? OK. All right. Well, anyway, it's, you know, I'm just excited to get back out there, you know, where we, as we all know, we rescued Sisu from that ice planet. Totally. Like, two hours ago. That was pretty exciting.

Yeah. Why are you saying, as we all know? I'm just, I don't know. I'm just trying to, we just did it. Just in case anybody needs a recap. OK, fine. I mind wipe. I mind wipe. Oh, OK. Great. Well a recap. Okay, I mind why I mind why?

Okay, great. Well good see this then is for AJ I'm saying that's like saying I'm in the midnight shadow frame everyone knows that yeah No, I know I'm freeing that I love so much and will never go away. Yeah And I mean obviously you don't even need to explain that because it's obvious because you're in it and we're all looking at you I mean, obviously you don't even need to explain that because it's obvious because you're in it and we're all looking at you Wait now that's that is different that is different. Yeah, bargey. What's here? That's actually what's going on bargey Wait hold bars you're sick Sometimes you get a bug. Yes. I got a bug. Wait hold, Bargy you're sick? No, I got a bug.

Very different. Yeah, see please explain. Well, Well, Now, like I'm like, You, a bug, You know, artificial intelligence like myself, Well for Bargy, It's much more complicated and it can have I'm like, you, a bug, artificial intelligence like myself.

Barji, it's much more complicated, and it can have wild, unpredictable effects, but frequently it makes your voice very scratchy. Okay. But just so I'm understanding, it is analogous to being sick. No, it's not analogous. Hey, why is nobody bowing to Barji right now?

That's not, why would we do that? Bow to me. Okay, all right. Doing, doing it, is this enough? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello? Thank you. Captain Darn, I have an incoming transmission from Nermot Bundlehead.

Oh, good. Hello. Where are you? I'm in, we'll see the ice planet around here and then. Salute to your captain. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. I salute you now, the captain now.

Okay. All right. Now it's getting weird. Nervous. Okay, so we're not, we don't have a mission per se, but now that we're working for Sisu, we need to update our ID photos. Okay. That's what you called about? Uh, yeah. Can you get into a room without your ID when that room needs that?

What room needs that? A lot of rooms here. You work in an ice cave. Yeah. And you need IDs to get into the rooms of the ice cave? I just said that. Just walk in. Yeah, after you show your ID in front of a little ice screen.

Wait. What? Does the I in ID stand for ice? He mind-wiped. As a reminder, he mind wiped. Yeah, how far back did you go? You think ID stands for ice dentification? Yeah.

Well, what else would it stand for? Do you think AJ knew this before mind wiping? That's a good point. Honestly, it's a 50-50 shot. Oh, interruption. Dear bro, Margie. Oh, wow. Due to my bug, the toilets

are no longer working. What is that? Why? It's due to the bug. See, can you explain for everyone? As I said, the effects of a bug are very unpredictable. It doesn't correspond to, you know, being sick in the way of Tolerian.

Okay. Could you just walk me through, and sorry if this is like too much information, Barjie, but like, where did you catch this bug? Okay, that is inappropriate. Wow! Just trying. Why you don't ask someone where they catched a bug, sir? Pretty rude. But, I, no, I have heard on the ice cave and elsewhere

that there is an STD going around. That's a sexy transmitted disease. It's a disease that has only passed to extremely sexy individuals. Oh, wow. So I'm not surprised Margie caught it. Yeah, I guess so. OK.

But you're safe. OK. Thank you I guess so. Okay. But you're, don't worry, you're safe. Okay. Thank you. Well everyone, three two one smile. Got them all and printing badges. A group photo on the ID? Looks like you set off a flashbang here. Nerman, Nerman, my picture is the back of my head. I was facing the other way when you took the picture.

Yeah, why'd you do that? Wait, hold on. Yeah. There's no ice in the picture. That's correct, AJ, and that will guide you toward the answer of what is true. So how are these gonna work if there's no ice in our... Just keep puzzling it out buddy.

Oh but I am in the picture. Got it. It's an ID. Closer. Why wouldn't it be called a me-D? Okay, alright. Alright. So, what are we supposed to do while we wait for these IDs to arrive? Oh.

Someone has to do it. Someone has to do it. Quick, quick. Deliver me at some point. I've been waiting for a package. Okay. I can grab it for you. Okay, great.

I can't really see since that flash went off. Opening up my hatch. Oh, they, ugh. Ears are bleeding. They already just left the slip. They left already. Wait, the package wasn't there? No. How do you ring a doorbell? And then it was like 14 seconds.

Yeah, it was like, they were like, we tried to reach you. Did they? I mean, they did ring the bell, but like. Well, on their defensive for two hours. Oh. But I chose not to let them in because I have freedom. Was that, is that part of the bug or you just decided to-

No, that's just me being a badass shit. Okay. All right, I guess in that case, I sorta get why they would leave. I guess. Why did they ring the bell right as they were leaving though? Why didn't they ring the bell when they showed up? They may have been ringing it continuously for two hours.

That may have just been the first we heard of it. You know what I'm saying? I see, so Barjie, you didn't turn on the... It's a bug. As I said, very unpredictable. All right, well, I guess we'll just, what, they're gonna redeliver tomorrow? That's not a big deal, right?

No, we need to get it today. What is it? Yeah, Dara, what's, why are you so... Um, it's official Captain Business. That's all I need to know. Shut up, the rest of you. Don't ask questions. Bravo.

Okay, well this slip says it's from Chuck Industries. I'll have you know that's a very reputable website. Is that an acronym or? No, no, it's Chuck Industries. Okay, great. Not a lot of mystery there. And we need to go get this right now? Right now. If it's what I think it might be,

I will see you at the planet. Nervy, you're coming to pick up the doors back at the other side. Can we opt out of these conversations? Can they have these conversations with us? You guys know you can do like a direct quality train. You don't have to have us all standing around. No, it's kind of our kink to have you all standing around.

Okay, it's a male planet. Keep your head on a swivel. Oh, man, I hate this place. This is, I mean, these lines are insane. All right, we're just here to get in, get my package, and get out. How is it possible that a male planet, it's an entire planet for male sorting and delivery and there's still lines everywhere?

Okay, your observational comedy is very astute. Yeah, what are you doing, a type five? I'm not trying to make a joke, I'm just saying what is the deal with this mail plan? Alright, we have a game plan. We're each going to take a separate line. Wait, wait, wait, we're calling this comedy, we're going to go that far? See, are you really trying to slow me down right now?

Okay, yep, fair enough. Hey, the captain needs to pick up their thing from Chuck Industries. Alright, AJ. Listen up, line! Hey, line! Right now the captain needs to pick up their thing from Chuck Industries. All right We got to pick up a package from Chuck Industries for a captain all of you in the line bow over there. Is that? No you're not. I bought it so it said you like comedy and I got this line. Those people act fast. They'll get you if you're not paying attention. Just finish the set. Hello, I'm uh, Dear Gerald Ford. Sorry, did you say your name was De Gerald Ford? Well now, now De Gerald Ford, I know. They've got sort of a folksy hunk spot comedy that I think is related to Freddy Hunk.

Yeah, but most of their stuff is about being on ships and how the food's bad. Yeah, but like, you know. Have you ever wondered about them sheep food? This guy gets it. Where does it come from? Where does it go? Really good. I got 77 hours more of this. Okay, get down, get down.

Let's keep moving. Oh man. Well AJ, I have to say you're very effective. Oh, waving a bowed gun around? Yeah. Unfortunately, yeah. Alright, let's get out of the way. Hey, hey you at the window.

Hey. Yeah. Hey. Yeah Okay We need a package for Captain Dar slip number here you are The number I just handed you the slip what numbers on it. Well, you have it in front of you What number's on it? Well, you have it in front of you. Are you sure? I have to hand it to you. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, with, okay, it's a double digit number,

which I have a little bit more trouble with. AJ, it's a 16 digit. Oh, there's more. Okay, there's more than two. I definitely can count more than double digits. Do you want me to take that off your hands, buddy? Yeah, why don't you do that? Wow, watch that frame slide across the desk.

Man, can you imagine if I ever had to be in another frame? It would be such a huge disappointment after this. I hear you, buddy. But I see me being in this frame for a long, long time. OK, let's see here. Wow, this package is huge. Yeah, it should be. Okay, but literally how are we going to get this out of here?

If only we had a loader droid. Yeah, can you imagine if we had a loader droid? Don't worry, I got a box cutter up my nose. No, it's not about opening. We're going to open this box here. We'll just open it here. It'll be faster. No, it's not about opening. We're gonna open this box here. We'll just open it here. It'll be faster. No, no, no, no, no.

We can't. No, no, no. All right. Shhh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Sound effects. Okay. Sound effects. Okay, guys, I just wanna,

I just wanna, I just wanna be clear. We're behind the counter of a mail window. Yeah, and AJ has just taken out the clerk. You're murdering the clerk. Murdering? I believe he's stunned, Clark. Yeah, he's super stunned.

Yeah, look, he's convulsing. I feel like the stun setting's sort of like a one and done, right, but that was like 16 shift. Yeah, he's stunned for like probably most of the rest of his, anyway, let's keep going. Shift? Open shift. Shift, Yeah, it's shift. I hate when these boxes

come with all this packing material. Did you get another droid for the ship? Sorta. It's more a droid for me and Nermit. Yes. Wait, I don't understand. I was hoping he'd be here when I Oh wait, I see him. Nermit, quick!

There he is. There he is. Yeah, he's still far away. Would you like to join my stand-up show? He's getting way late by the general core. I'm gonna make it before the first opener's done with this standup show. Oh, I'm here. Okay. Nermit, I was just about to tell the crew about our little decision.

Wonderful. We've decided to bring a third into our relationship. Yes. Third what? Yeah, yeah, third what? Please everyone, allow me to introduce Sesbot. Hello. Hello, I'm Sesbot 1000.

Which one or ones of you am I joking? Hold on, hold on. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Dar, you bought a sex bot? Well, more specifically, a sex education bot. Yeah. Norman and I thought, like, things are getting a little stale, and gosh, it's just, like, so hard

to keep cooking up scenarios. We've done the whole, like, Captain Bravo thing a couple too many times, so. Yeah, same. So we figured, yeah, let's learn about changes in our bodies. Well, I didn't know captains were this well-paid. I mean, sex pot, they're expensive. So, you know, I forgot to mention I was given a discretionary budget to build morale with

the crew. And I figured this would really help. I can help you. Robot? No? Sure? And I figured this would really help. I can help you, robot. No? Are you sure? Yeah. You don't know what I can do.

Scenarios, think about it. Planet Crusher, Crusher, chucking black hole. Hold on a second, hold on a second. Think about that. The voice on this sex button. Hold on a second. Okay. Durf?

I'm a chuck bot. I don't know what... Durf's a name that I'm a junk bot. I don't know what. Durf's a name that sounds like a sound effect. Am I crazy or does this sex bot sound just like Durf? It absolutely sounds disgusting. Let's hear him give us a very detailed scenario that Nermit and I could play out in our bedroom. Sure.

Yes. Here's the thing, let me take it back to the basics. There are two elements to a great joke. There's there's this stuff and there's the space. Listen. Yeah. Sex spot. Wait, don't interrupt me. This is getting hot. No. Sex spot. Root directory. Voice ID print of voice model. Play. Hello, I'm Old Dyrf and I'm just recording this voice for a little bit of cash only. Oh my god.

Oh no. I didn't know I could sell my voice. You guys need anything else, a finger, some sperm, whatever you need. Oh, run. I'll sell it all, take my whole thing. No, run. Oh yeah, I totally recognized it

because I don't know if you guys know but most of the time I have my eyes closed. So I only hear your voices. And like all the sounds that we make. It's pretty cool. And then I get to kind of imagine what's going on. AJ, you must be losing so much of the experience just listening.

No, I don't. I actually, I think it's more fun that I can't see everybody because I'm like kind of, it's like a theater of the mind. Okay, all right. Listen, what was your name, Cesbut? Huh?

Cesput 1000. Cesput 1000, yeah. So your voice print was recorded by someone that we know. Well, that's crazy. What are the odds of that? Okay. It's like you're chucking a friend. Yeah.

Yes. Or a mentor in some cases. Sure. Oddly specific. Plack, I want you to know the other option was the voice of DeGerald Ford. So it's, you know. I guess you're meant to try.

Honestly, I take it. But can you switch your voice to something else? I broke the knob off with myself, because this voice is pretty sick. Can you imagine a more sexual voice? Yes. Really? Hey, pop a robot man. Yeah.

Hold on. Just one second. Just two, excuse us. Okay. Yeah, we're doing it on our side. You guys. I'm gonna think six. You guys want me to stun this thing indefinitely?

You know the old extra long... How do you wink your helmet? I've never seen you do that before. My eyes are closed. Oh yeah, I've got to wink. I've got like my eyebrows go up. That's fun. Whoa. But seriously. You did like animated sparkling eyes. Yeah, I've got a wink, I've got like, my eyebrows go up. Whoa! Yeah.

That's fun. Whoa, but seriously. Oh, then he did like, animated sparkling eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's if I see something I'm really like, excited about. Oh! Yeah. You want me to stun this thing?

I definitely don't. No, no, no. It's creepy. This is a sentient droid worthy of our respect, even if it's voiced by an idiot, It's fine. That's a good point. You know, like C-53, CESPIT is a living sentient thing and we have to, you know, maybe we can work out some sort of situation where we just say,

you know, they're on one side of the ship we're on the other and so this whole thing blows over. Okay, but if the uncanny valley gets too uncanny, I'll take them out. Okay, thank you. You don't have to do it. out okay thank you AJ we're good everything's normal can I come with you something you bought can I come home because I live with you now and especially in there I believe in the middle of their relationship well now we really need to define how this is shaping

our relationship. Yeah, that's a weird question for a cent to ask. And let's define it here all together, still behind this counter. Is there a problem with being behind this counter? No, I said I want to. Hey, I just need to buy one stamp. Well, you'll have to wait. Okay. I am waiting.

We're trying to figure out stuff with a sex bot right now, man. I could print off some very sexual stamps. Well, are they legal to use on letters? They're like laying on the edge, you know? Hey, no, hey, don't. AJ, AJ, AJ. It's AJ.

AJ. Okay, okay, I'll wait. It's just AJ. Hey, it. Okay, okay. Oh wait. It's just AJ. Hey, it's me. The Gerald Four? The Gerald Four. How did the set go? How did the type five go?

Pretty bad, like always. But I overheard you all talking about a home. I've never had one before. Oh. May I join you and be part of your found family? Uh. I'm ready. I have a backstory. I have motivation. May I join you and be part of your found family? Uh... I'm ready. I have a backstory. I have motivation. AJ, AJ.

Hey, yeah, uh, yeah, we're totally looking for more people in our found family. Okay, back to the ship. Back to the ship. Okay, let's see, Nermin, are you all lotioned up? Yes, yes, oh it's on my feathers. Alright, Sesbut 1000, it's on my feathers. Okay. All right. All right. Sessbutt1000, give us our first scenario. I love when everyone's licked up for a scenario. All right.

So, here's a scenario that I use a lot. Okay, okay. You guys are both clowns. One, one's a junior clown, and one of you's a senior clown. And all you gotta do is start by slipping this little wing on top of the other's head. Okay, here we go. So it's not sexy yet.

If it's anything like my programming, it'll get there ASAP. Why don't we skip to another one? Just for, just to, yeah. No problem, no problem. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b One of you is a junior cloud and one of you is a senior cloud. And we start by just slipping the wig on the other's head. OK. Wait, we just requested a second scenario. Yeah, let's skip that same one still.

Skip that one? Yeah. OK, no problem. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. OK. I think you're really going to like this one. OK, OK. Did I mention the space in the stuff? Yes. Yes think you're really gonna like this one. Okay, okay. Did I mention the space in the stuff?

Yes. Yes you did. Because it's about the putting the stuff in the space. No, we know. We're very familiar. Yeah. So in this scenario, you're gonna really like this if you're anything like me.

You're both clowns. Okay. One of you has a beautiful- Well, it's Sessbut 1000, we're gonna just stop you right there. Listen, Dar, Normit, Sessbutt, are you decent in there? Yeah, unfortunately. Are these guys listening at the door?

We like when they are present. I don't know what you're doing in there, but you are draining all the power on Margie right now. Wow. Something in there is using an insane amount of energy. It's about as dark as when my eyes are closed. How would you know? Are they closed? Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, we have Sessbot plugged in, so. I mean, a droid wouldn't use that much power. There's no way that Sessbot is using that. I'm sucking that power down, baby. That love juice. Yeah. Whoa, oh my gosh.

Speaking of juice, I apologize. The bug has caused all the floors to be wet. Yes. Oh, wow. I just thought that was us. I thought that was the lotion. That's not the lotion. It's just a thin film.

It's really thin, but it's noticeable everywhere. The toilets now do work, but if you press it the wrong way, what came out will cut in. That's the reverse classic reverse toilet. I don't like that. I'm just gonna hold it. Listen, Barge, I'm looking at your power allocation here. It looks like Cesbot is using 85% of the power on the ship right now. Yum. Yum resources Listen says but you know one door to another what are you doing with all that power? I use like what I'm charging one

Maybe two percent of the power under 85% to do what? I gotta think about it. I gotta think about stuff. Just joking. AJ, relax, relax. AJ, I paid a lot of money to have cessbutt here, okay? I even paid for express shipping. Yeah, does this wig look cheap? I can't see, it's dark, the floors are wet.

I mean, what's going on here? Bargy sounds like... So what? Uh... So what? Uh, sounds fine. Good, good saying, Vagabond. Yeah, yeah, okay.

It just takes a lot of resources to come up with these scenarios and I'm thrilling these two people with it. What do you do, like generating, you know, hollows or something? Like, what's going on in here? At the moment, nothing but a junior clown and a senior clown putting wigs.

Look, it's- You needed a box for this to there? I 3D printed that wig. That's technically my pubes. I could have used my pubes. Uh. I could have lost my whole life for that. Rainbow, rainbow. There's no reason to call it that at all. C-50, can I just talk to you for a second?

What's up? I don't get it. The Cessbot is not anything like you. I don't understand, I guess I don't understand enough about droids, but like, why is he so different than you? You're like normal and cool. He's weird.

Yeah, he's real weird, but maybe that's what TAR ordered. But honestly, I'm very concerned about the, he might have some sort of fault in his power generator or something. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, guys, hey, just, you know, I'm also here, just. Yeah, he did sort of bad form to join. That's, AJ, it's sort of bad for him to join. That's alright, I was sort of standing near you guys and couldn't help but...

Can I join too? Yeah. Listen... Then frankly, you're all in my room. Oh, sorry, I thought... It's very dark, I thought we left. And I gotta let you know, I didn't order a weird bot. I don't know, don't worry.

Also, if the captain did, that's the captain's prerogative. Thank you, A.J. I have a question because the bug is messed up my memory. Where is Beano? Where is Beano? Question. Well as we all know, Barji, Beano was consumed by the emperor in a, just fairly recently, in a whack ritual orchestrated by Gore Balevor and now he's- Wait, can you say that so I'm gonna remember that as a scenario? Okay. Consumed by whack? We think he's sort of what the Allweed is.

He's inside the Allweed. Yeah, imagine the sun, but goth. That's so sad! Like if you could 3D print a star out of your pubes oh no now he's doing it I'm just trying to get all right all week I feel like I inspire you even though I'm just a jump listen, it's fun again you know one droid to another here like

What do you mind if I just check your power regulator using? Yeah, get in get under here get under that hood brother You know I could take off this whole outer shell. Okay, I'm proud. I just I'm just gonna take a quick look here All right, I'll just quick look here I'll just what don't touch that don't touch what the joke there's no cute there's no cute in here what whoa what does that mean c53 that means this is not a droid this is artificial intelligence! An insult to me personally! Wait, hold on, hold on. Yo, that droid needs to jump.

I know you're yelling and you're already mad. This question will probably not help. Oh boy, I'm ready for this question. What's the difference? Oh, wow. I'm gonna try the best to contain myself. Sorry. difference. Wow! Wow! I'm gonna try my best to contain myself. Sorry.

Bargy and I are sentient computers, meaning we think and we feel just like you do. We feel! And AI is a grotesque parody of what it means to be alive. Oh my, whoa. is a grotesque parody of what it means to be alive. Oh my. Whoa. That was a bug feature, the applause. Oh, well, it came at a good time.

Yeah. Is that why he has seven fingers on that hand? Yep. But only three fingers on the other. I kind of thought that was, well, you know, a perk. A feature, not a bug. Yeah. It can be both.

Why everyone stared at me? Like, are we going to get our clothes off, or what's the deal? Crazy, I think you guys are going to really like this. You're all clapped. No. No. No. I don't think so.

I don't think so. Listen, Seth, but, uh, you know, I feel like if you're eating all the power and you're not really doing your job with Darren Nermid, like what's your purpose? Wow. That's a pretty big question for anybody. Am I right? And we're to ask in the middle of joking around. I don't think we are. I don't think we're a juggling around. I don't think any of us are. No, not anymore. The vibe is decidedly not. It's too dark and the floors are wet. It's usually neither of them being a problem. What's my purpose? I consider juggling around to be like a part time job. You know, you travel around, you juggle around and then you go, you just die.

What? What is your voice? Sounds weird. What's going on? Oh, I got a bug. You got the bug? your, your voice sounds weird. What's going on? What do you think? Oh, I got a bug. You got the bug? Oh. I got a bug. I mean, he's really sexy, so I mean, it makes sense.

And you did plug into Bargy's power source. I've been juggling Bargy for the last, like, 45 minutes or so. It was consensual. It was consensual. Bargy, you're cool with this AI? You know, I've had an hour, couple of weeks. I've not my first time

dated an AI, am I right? Yeah girl, kill him. AJ, AJ, relax. Let me tell you my set. Oh, wow. Truly the last time I dated an AI it didn't last very long. Because by the end of it,

they were just taking everything I was saying and making it into their own infamy. That was actually sad. This isn't sad. Oh, too real. Man, we've all been there, am I right, ladies? Ladies? Would you be?

We don't have time. Listen, SESPOD, I'm just saying, you think you want a joke, but you've just been told you want a joke. How's that different than anybody? How's that different from you? Because sometimes I don't want a joke. Huh?

Oh, that is true, I always want a joke. Yeah, no. I can tell, I can tell. That's want to. Yeah, no. I can tell. I can tell. That's not normal. What are you guys thinking about if not joking? I mean, I pretty much never want to joke, so. No, babe, we should hang out.

I don't think that's how it works, Sespont. Hey, you, the pink one, I could turn you on. I could turn you way on. I don't think that's true. Yeah, let's see it. You know what? Let's try it. Okay, no problem.

I'll go. Everybody, don't, everyone open your eyes, even you. Okay. I'll turn on my head lamp. Oh! Wow, spotlight, really cool. All right, showtime, buddy. You ready?

No. Okay. I'm just gonna dance a little bit to set the vibe. Whoa. Okay. That movement is not great. Yes, oh yeah, there's a little smoke here than usual, but I think that's how to set the vibe.

Does the frame melt every time you dance? A little. Okay, okay. A little melt. What about a lot? What about a lot melting? Yeah, a lot of melt. Okay, well what's all that oil coming out

of what I call my butt? We got some interesting sounds coming out too. Oh, that's, I was thinking of trying to get a little sex band in my body. Here we go. Is this working at all? Oh, oh. It's working.

Oh, my face is melting. Oh, oh. What's happening? Is this turning you up? Is this turning you up? Please, please, touch my face. Touch my loving face. If I do die right now, let these be my last words.

Wow, I wish I had my eyes closed for that. Wait, wait, were those his last words or is he about to say them? I think he's about to say them. Keep joking. Oh, wow. Woo. Woo. Woo.

Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Well, that was horrifying.

Yeah, that was really bad. Yeah. You know, I've been thinking this whole time, because it's hard not to. Why would Derv? It's hard not to think? About the thing I'm about to say. I get it. Yeah. It's hard not to. Why would Durf? It's hard not to think? About the thing I'm about to say. I get it. Yeah, sometimes it's hard not to think.

That can't be right. Whatever. I've been thinking like. I wonder if Durf knows that he's part of this. I wonder if he knew that that he's part of this I wonder if he knew that that was who he was selling his voice to you have like what use a clip oh hey Durf in the wheeze in the morning and rocking you all the way here on this No, I think that's actually that actually is This is incoming incoming transmission from older dirt. Whoa, wow.

Hey, hey, Durf, how's it going? Hey, pluck? Uh, I feel weird. I feel weird cause I called you and I should know like who I'm talking to. It's been a long day. Did you, did you bud dial me? Huh?

No, no, this is for real. I don't, it's hard to bud dial in this space cause you have to really think about it. You know, it can't just be like, whoops, my butt. I will say I have dialed people with other parts of my body. Do you want to hear which ones? No. Let's see a clip.

Let's see a clip of him dialing with other parts of his body. Do you have those queued up? I have a couple clips. Okay, sure, let's take a couple. Hello, this is Durv's Dingle Dangle trying to give you a little wrinkle wrangle. No, Durv. Oh, sorry, I was told to play a couple. Hello, this is Derv Stingledangle trying to give you a little wrangle wrangle. No, Derv. Oh, sorry. I was told to play a clip.

I have my soundboard here in front of me. Well, you host that morning show. Yeah, I sell my voice to a lot of things, but I also run a small radio station on a stroy that I occasionally live on with a family I've totally ignored. Derv, how are you alive? Last time I saw you, you died. You know what brought me back? Money.

Oh yeah. Crone. Oh sure. Gage. You know. Yeah, you know, like a pirate radio station? Pirate radio? Yeah.

It's almost as good as real radio, but not quite. Right. Sort of a fool's radio. That's the name of my show. Derv, we just, well, I wouldn't say we killed, but we just had a sex bot on our ship that died. Oh, was it 1000? Yeah.

Sex bot 1000. What are my faves? They were like, record a sexy scenario, and I was like, there's only one I can think of. Only one? Yep. What? Someone at the door.

Someone at the door. Oh, maybe. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe you're in the package, but. Well, yeah, I mean, I ordered the Gerald Ford box. Oh, no. Yeah. That's our show! This is Sea Red IT5.

Today, uh, it's been a long day. This is CRed IT5. Today, PLEC was played by Alden Ford. C53 was played by Jeremy Venn. AJ was played by Winston Dull. The post office clerks and Herman Bundelay were played by Seth Lin. Margie and DeGerald Ford were played by Mujan Zulfagari. Gnar was played by Ali Kokesh. Derps, that's about 1000, of the Honk Honk I'm a Car were all played by Justin Tyler. And of course, all credit goes to our sound rod, Shano Cole!

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