My Brother, My Brother And Me - MBMBaM 826: Right to the Couch Hole

Episode Date: August 10, 2026

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The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool, baby? It's the start of something. It's blossomed. It's rapping into a precious friendship. Never seen it was a skate park.

It feels long. Are we on? Are we live? Yeah. Okay. Hello, everyone, and welcome to my brother, my brother and me. I'm Justin McRoy. Thank you for being with us.

Everybody, thank you so much for being here today. I'm your midless brother, Travis Big Dog, Wolf Wolfram from the Header Award-winning McRoy. It feels inappropriate to do all the preamble stuff in your thing. Yeah, but I didn't want to not show this moment with respect, you know? Yeah. My name's Griffin and I'm very sorry. No matter what we say or are about to say, I'm the most sorry of the three of us.

It turns out, Dr. Doom is like a really cool, badass. Very cool, bad, dude. We had a clip from the episode where we did discuss Dr. Doom. Dr. Victor Vaughn Doom, sorry. We need to put as much respect on that name. It did break containment and went viral.

It did break containment. Our audience is, is sophisticated. Okay. Our audience understands that we're doing a very complex meta-layered bit

where we acknowledge we know about the superhero guy. A lot. But also pretend that we don't know about the superhero guy in a way that's still funny if you know, but if you're not part of our

like twisted, fucked up world like that we've built over the past decade. That's the best word for it. It's fucked up. When we say, Dr. Doom isn't as strong as the big purple alien man.

That's fucked up to say because, like, I know his name. I know what he brings to the table. Right. But someone who has not familiar with us. Yeah. They hear me. Our engagement bait, you ever see the people in the TikTok ads and they'll do the whole ad with a big glob of spaghetti sauce on their face?

It's like, all the comments are like, the spaghetti, God, get it! It's like, yeah, yeah. This is kind of our version of that, where we'll say something wrong about Dr. doom and just wait for the white guys, just pile on top of us. We're like, oh, a big magnet would stop him, and then they're like, he's got cosmic armor that protects it for reality forge from the demon skin of his ex-grover. Now, tell me another one, and buy some javvy while you're at it. Keep clicking bell.

Yeah. Click all our ads. Do click all our ads. I don't mind doing that type of content, but I want to know that we're doing it while so I can be very, very careful about the words that I use. Like saying Dr. Doom is not a sorcerer or like whatever it happens to be. People did share that I think with friends. I think some people maybe shared that clip with friends they knew it would irritate.

Okay. And then they comment. A real Travis. Yeah. Yeah. Like they're trying to bait people into it. That's crazy. I've never once shared anything to anyone I care about in my life that's like, hey, go shit on this for me.

I've never once sort of like had the thought of like, this sucks. It makes me mad. Jeff's got to see this. That's most of what Travis Texas said, right? It's like most of Travis's material is that, right? Yeah, my thing is like,

well, they won't like this, but people will like that they don't like it, you know? Yeah. I guess I'm just saying I don't do that. You know what? I don't apologize. Dr. Dune's a villain. Dr. Dume is a villain,

and anyone who defends him is also a villain. Wow. Okay. The defending, again, I don't think people were saying... People were like he's actually very nice and he deserves a kiss on the cheek. They wanted us to know he was very strong

because we talked shit about like you're going to... Strong and handsome. And I just, I didn't... I wasn't careful. I mean, I don't want to double down here, but if I could just say one thing. God damn it. Dr. Doom is, okay, we have to establish the stakes of a villain, right?

Yeah. Why are we afraid of them? We have to do that work narratively. Thanos poofed half of all people away. Yeah. That's so, that's twisted. Yeah. That's so wild.

That's so many people. And he just did it like, it was almost as if just a snap. He said like in a snap. He made everybody poop away. Dr. Doom's not going to do. He's not going to do anything close to that, I don't think. I'm willing to eat our words if in this movie at some point, Dr. Doom snaps and like 53% of the population. 60 is the six.

That's a 6% of the population. He needs to find one more turbo gym. If you find a turbo gym and you put that... We know they're not called turbo. We know they're not called. They're chaos emeralds. Yeah, but this would be a turbo emerald. Whoa.

You would put in that links the other ones and is like, I've ramped it up. It's like, wow, feels pretty rad. It's like, now try snapping. It's like, whoa, you just wiped out 57% of the population. Yeah. It's just like that little bit, that would get me excited. Now where I've got Sequelitis. Now I'm ready.

The shit Thanos did was so monumental that you can't watch a Marvel television show and not spend the whole time thinking like, I hope no one about to get snapped because they won't tell you when the show takes place. You'll just be watching, you know, Miss Marvel. And he'll be like, I love the grandpa character. And then he's poof. Because he gets snapped by Thanos. Mid-sentence in some of these shows.

Mid-sentence just gets some poof. I do think that was an amazing choice by Kevin. I want to say Fage. I'm going with Fage this time. Figee, never going to book one of these flicks. No, but to be like, if this actor starts asking for a little bit too much money

to come back for season two, they actually got, they got poofed away. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it snapping. Audience doesn't like this character? That's fine. They must have gotten in the poof. I guess they were in the poof, I didn't realize.

Oh, it was a delayed snap. Yeah. They got it. So sorry, Dr. Doom. I guess. I don't know. I don't know, man. This is an advice show, and the way it works is you send us questions, and we read them, and then we see if we can help.

My neighbors like to leave free items in our back alley for others to come by and claim. Recently, a neighbor placed a shit ton of cinder blocks in the alley. My rough count is around 100 blocks context in very good condition. If it were just four or five cinder blocks, I could easily ignore this, but 100 blocks feel like a challenge against my capacity for craft. Brothers, if I take on this block burden, what should I do with them? Who's that from? That's from Cinderella in Columbus. What do you think?

I didn't even think about this when pulling the question. But what scenario do you think led to this person having a hundred? A hundred extra. Good condition. So this wasn't like they weren't at any point mortared together. If they were putting up a retaining wall, they suck shit. at math. Maybe it's just what it is, or spatial sort of

reasoning, because they bought a hundred too many cinder blocks, and those shits are not cheap. The scale of project you would have to be doing to accidentally over buy 100 cinder blocks. It's like, it took 100,000 cinder blocks. Yeah.

Right? And like, that's how many I ordered, and then I only ended up using 999,900 of them. Right. Uh, I, uh, I have a story about this. Sidney wanted a wall at the house.

Between you guys? No, no, no, retaining wall outside for gardening purposes. And she wanted to, the way that happens is that me and Tommy go to the block store and buy hundreds and hundreds of blockbuster. By hundreds and hundreds of cinder blocks and then build a wall. We've done it a couple of times now in a couple of our different houses. and I went to pick up the blocks in a truck and what I understood about this truck was that it had 10,000 pounds of towing capacity.

Cool. And so when I went to the store where they had the blocks, the gentlemen were like, so there's a huge palette of blocks here. What should we do with them? How do you want to do this? And I'm like, well, I did a little quick math and my 10,000 pound towing capacity

can handle this. No problem. So you get the fork lift there, guys. You just lift the pallet up. Pop it right down in the truck bed. And they did. And it fell a little low. Was there some maybe...

So I start driving. So I start driving. Mm-hmm. I start driving. And the thing is that you guys need to know about that I discovered between lows and the bank on Route 60 near Target is that towing capacity is different from hauling capacity.

Yeah, okay. Because hauling capacity has a downward force on the chassis of your vehicle. Yeah. So while I'm driving, I Google, hey, I'm doing this. Am I good?

And the Google says, no, no, no, you are not good. You're about three times past good. Oh, no. You need to stop now. Yeah. I'm surprised your garden developed sentience to start yelling. It was like leant.

It was like squatting. It was like squatting down. It was push. I could feel it. And man, it hated turning. Woof and oofa. Oh, man. Really.

Playing with that object in motion. Yeah. I barely dragging it in this bank and I could see it bending. And I'm like, ah, fuck. See what bending? The truck! So I opened the bag. I started taking blocks out one at a time.

This is a mega, this is a like a half ton load. And I am unloading cinder block by cinder block. How are the bank people feeling about this? It's a Sunday. I'm alone. I'm alone in the bank parking lot, luckily. And I have to call Sydney and I say, I don't know what to do. I bet the car.

I bent the truck. No, I had to unload roughly 300 cinder blocks from this thing. When you called Sidney and said, I don't know what to do, did you think her doctor training was going to help here in some way? I don't know that anyone's really prepped for the exact situation you got yourself into. Guys, once you have accepted you're the dumbest person alive, pretty much anybody is going to be helpful. That's true. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah. Especially the smartest person I know. So multiple car trips later, I will tell you there were like 40 cinder blocks that I just couldn't. Okay. But I just couldn't. And I hope the bank put them to good use. And I'm sorry. And that is how sometimes there might be a pile of cinder blocks around.

Yeah, the cinder block ferry comes and fucks up. You never know. You never know. Good quality bricks. Free to a good home. Maybe they're still there. Maybe they're still there. Maybe they've been incorporated in the bank.

Maybe the land has reclaimed them. It's the wildish geocash in history, folks. Go get yourself a cinderblock from the bank on Route 60. I don't know if a hundred is enough for this, but there was a time where Rachel and I were living together in Austin on 37th Street, and there wasn't much to do around there. And so the one bar that was like within walking distance of our place was an estableness. that was constructed out of cinder blocks called Nasty's.

Yeah. And so Nasty's was kind of our stomping grounds for, did we take you to Nasty's? No, it just, if you are building a bar out of cinder blocks, Nasty's, right. And there was some stuff that they did. I think it was, like, thematic where they had, like, bras and panties, like, staple to the ceiling. And they had the flattest beer I've ever drank. And one time you- It's a good stapler that can get into cinder block, I've got to say.

Me and my friends went there once. I don't know, the ceiling was like plywood or something. but my friends and I went once for an open mic comedy night just to watch. Was this a FEMA shelter perhaps? Is this a real establishment? Possibly a repurp as FEMA shelter. We went for an open mic comedy night one time and we sat down and the vibe was really weird. And after about five people had gone up on stage and done their jokes, one of which was

completely stolen from Carlos Mencia and it was crazy that like I even clocked that. Someone said, you guys know you're the only ones here who are not performing. You're the ones we're delivering all of these jokes out and two. And we were like, whoa, that sucks. So you got up and did a tight five? So we got up and did a tight leave. But Nasty's was, I mean, the construction costs on that place must have been quite low. You could make your own cool little bar.

Nasty's too. Nasty's too. On the establishment. It's nastier than ever. The problem is that with 100 blocks, right, I'm assuming you're doing this by hand. Maybe you have some kind of heavy duty hand truck. But let's say you're doing it by hand. Even if you could pick up a cinder block in each hand, you're looking at 50 trips.

Sucks, dude. And the chances that you will be clocked. Yeah. Doing this. Moving these blocks a not far distance. There is a point, and I can vouch for this at which the monetary value of something in its physical heft start to shift. start to shift places. You know what I mean?

It was like back during the peak of COVID when they couldn't sell oil. They were just giving it away. It's like that, right? Eventually you're like, fuck blocks. I don't want them. There's too many. It's a problem now. They no longer have value.

Now it's just a chore. And trust me, as someone who constantly has the impulse of seeing something and going, well, you're getting rid of that? I could use that, but not actually having a plan for it. What's going to happen? You're going to haul these hundred blocks to your backyard. Then you're going to try to think of a. crafting thing to do with it. And you're not going to come up with one. And two weeks later,

those blocks are going to be back in the alley. And now your neighbors are going to see that those blocks are now behind your backyard. And they're going to be like, they thought they could use those. Just like I thought. And then you find out that these are the sisterhood of the traveling cinder blocks. And they've just been moving down the alley as people have picked them up thinking, well, that's 100 cinder blocks. I could use those. And they've changed everyone's life to realize I'm not creative, and I actually need to get rid of these blocks. Pizza oven. Oh, shit.

Good point. Oh, that's good. Cinder oven pizza. Big pizza oven. A lot of people want to do bricks. Fuck that. Concrete for me, thanks. Yeah, you could do some industrial pizzas in that thing.

Industrial strength pizza crust on these bad boys. Mm. Real black at the bottom, real white at the top. Real light, like doughy at the top. Chemical taste. Chemical taste on it. Mm. A little gum.

Little gum on there. Do you think the first pizza oven backyard was made out of straw and it burned up and then the next one was made out of sticks and that burned up and then finally they did it out of bricks and they were able to roast a whole pig? Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Probably not that. I'm dog sitting. Can we move on? Yeah, we both censored.

It's a shame that I interrupted you there because I think you said dog shitting and we'll never know. Damn. I'm dog sitting for my neighbor's parents. who I don't know very well. They went on about how excited they were to have someone responsible watching the dogs as their last dog sitter had lost their spare keys immediately and they'd had to call locksmith.

Well, it's the second day of dog sitting and some movers they hired came in to take their old couch and put in a new one. Problem is, I realized after the movie guys had left, that my keys, which the spare keys were attached to, had been left in the old couch that was taken. Fuck! How do I get in contact with the movers?

I don't remember the moving company they used to get my keys back without letting the people in dog sitting for know that I lost their spare keys. They're paying me really well and I want them to hire me again. That's from irresponsible in Iowa. I also love, once again, that you're really worried about this and not the fact that your own keys are lost.

Yeah, you need that. That's a tomorrow problem. You've got to take these things one at a time. You can't eat a whole elephant. Yeah. You can slow down a little bit. Well, that's what you do. You call the owners and you say,

listen, before I say anything else, I've protected your key with my life. I've got it right here in a special chain around my neck. But my keys, I don't care about those guys because they're not yours. They're not special like your georgie is. I did leave those in the couch. You could maybe bury the lead a little bit

and just be like, they come home, be like, I'm so sorry there's been a terrible crime. I tried to stop them, but these mean men took your couch. And they stole your couch. And I guess they felt bad later because they brought a different one back. And I guess I asked for your old couch back.

They said they didn't have it. But I'm so sorry I let them steal your couch. I was a victim here. And they beat the shit out of me. Yeah, I threw my ass up bad. I threw my keys at them. I threw my keys at them to try to dissuade them from stealing it. And they beat my ass so bad.

One of them ate the keys and he got bigger from it. I did that thing they teach in self-defense class where you put your keys between your fingers, but I put them in backwards the wrong way. And then when I hit the guy in my hand. And then he laughed at me. And he did that thing that they always do in movies. He brought a nice new couch, though.

Yeah, they did that thing that I was doing movies where they kicked the person in the stomach when they're like kind of posed on their side, perfect position to be kicked in the stomach. And it's not as fun as it looks in the movies. I didn't like it. I don't you could call the locksmith too right but this is the locksmith can't make a new key for you they can just get you in the door what they can do and this is a service that not a lot of people talk about is they can change the lock now no one's got keys to the house you're all on even playing field now no one's got keys to this house squatters right we don't we don't know how to get into your house it seems like everyone fucked up equally here yeah you could fake that they've never existed to do that's one option.

They come home, their key doesn't fit the lock. You don't know them. You don't recognize them. You will have to train the dogs. That seems like a big play. You're going to have to train the dogs to like you better. That's going to be a whole thing and teach the dogs to ignore the owners when they come back. It's going to be a tough put, but you can do it.

Tough sell. I would have attached the keys to the dog. That doesn't help you now, but just something to think about. Yeah. Because if you lose one. Have the dog sniff out the couch. Oh, Travis, that's good actually Hold on, no, hold on

You need a trace smell of the couch Where are you thinking? I was thinking you're less like Do you think they left a cushion or some sort of But it's gonna have the house smell right? You just be like, fine house Find house Just hold it up so I can smell the house

Yeah It'll get it and then to be like, get the couch And then open the door and let their dog go play Let it huff some of your jeans that you wore on the couch earlier in the week. I'm assuming you haven't done laundry yet. The dog will be able to get a scent from that. Then what you do, no leash.

That's important. Yeah. I know as a dog walker, it's encouraged, but you got to let it ride. If it's going to track down this stink for you, you got to let it ride, and you pop off that leash, and then you start running because it's going to start running. You don't start running. You have the other dog to watch at home. Just tell that dog to come back with your keys when they find them.

Awesome. Tell that dog to find the first dog. Well, I mean, if it comes to that shore That's a real air bud Getting me out of a sticky situation I think that's what happened In that movie with the two dogs and the cat Homeward bound

Homeward bound, yeah The cat got away They sent one dog after the cat And they're like, wait, that was the dumb dogs It was a little old lady who swallowed the fly situation For sure They should have sent a horse after the two dogs in the cat The horse would have brought him back

Do you guys think there's, I want to help Do you think there is one central couch dumping spot in town, do you think that they've already taken it to the couch dump? Or do you think there's like a way station in between? Like, I cannot imagine this furniture store is in the business of like tidying couches up and reselling them at a profit, right? Yeah.

I mean, it depends. They're probably taking it to the couch dump? Probably taking it to right to the couch hole. But then you just got to ask some cool teens where they hang out and drink beers and secret because I guarantee it's the couch dump. The couch hole would be dope for drinking secret beers. The couch hole will be so cool for drinking beers. Yeah, dude.

Go to the quick trip. Stand outside with your ID out. Yeah. And just a lot of cash. And it's like when any teens walk by, like can I buy you some beer to show me where the couch is? Can I buy you some beer to show me where the couch dump is? Yeah. Yeah.

That could work. Yeah. I don't see any problem with that plan. That's actually good because they will, once they're, there, you could be like, I could actually, I would love some help. Yeah. Getting this. There's a lot of couches here.

There's a lot of couches here. If everybody could just dig through the couches. I guess you guys are probably doing that anyway. That's how you spend your Fridays. If you're kicking it at the couch hole, you're looking for change basically around the clock. Do you think the teens that run the couch dump are checking cushions for keys, though, as soon as couches come in? Now, Justin, the word you use there was running. the couch dump.

Rule is what I meant to say rule. Okay, okay. Okay, I was trying to figure out what the business model. The teams that rule the couch dump like in Lord of the Flies. Okay, yes. They used to have parents, now they have trash.

You walk up and you see a bunch of keys on tall, sharpened sticks to send a message like, no grown-ups welcome in here. This is what happens to you. Only boomers have keys. Oh my God, that's so true. I think,

it's time for the retractable lanyard to make a sort of like, not comeback, but just sort of like. Well, Snap back. To snap back. Like a proliferation where now anyone other than, you know, maybe janitors or sanitation workers, custodial staff. I love that look of a zip and you let it go.

You let it go in it right to your head. Hit you right in the nuts. Hits you right in the tip of your day. We're all torn, aren't we? I mean, I think anybody has ever seen that, or at least I should speak for myself. I'm always riding the line I mean I see it I'm like God that would be cool

Not just cool but convenient I don't know what even You know what I mean Like I don't need something in my hands all the time I'm just like I love the idea Maybe like a pocket knife Yeah

And then it zips right back You gotta remember the second half of the equation Yeah the zip back Is it important actually There's not a lot of stuff I want trucking towards my head stuff Fair enough I mean phone

I don't know I feel like we We really blew it With the like phone holster And it became like Even before We were out of like The

The 20th century People were like That's dork shit And now If we had normalized it And we wouldn't have a gun problem In this nation And I believe that

Yeah If we just all have If we were packing Yeah if we were like All packing a phone we wouldn't need it anymore. This would have been, you know, we would have like the confidence

of something being holstered. Is this guy American? We have to be very careful here because we are, Griffin's almost in his 40s. We're all dads of an age talking as though we've just realized phone holsters are a great idea and cool

and maybe we misjudge them as though we're young people making this realization. But in fact, we are the target audience. audience. Right. Right.

For the phone holster. We just aged into the demo of the phone holster. I guess I'm just mad. I'm mad at those fucking nerds from the late 90s with their flip phones. For making it uncool. For making it not cool. To your point, Travis, I do think it would be useful to have a phone holster, but I'm too cool and sexy to have a phone holster.

I can't do it, even though it would be very useful in my day to day. And it appeals to me, I can't do it. phone ankle holster. Like your backup weapon? Like they always have like a service weapon. Yeah, that's what I want to do. Every time I want to collect my eggs in the idle game I'm playing, I want to do a full fucking full bend over. A full reach down.

I want it to look like I want it to look at home with my ankle monitor. I want it to be indistinguishable. Maybe like a back holster like it was a shotgun in Evil Dead. We don't like that. A big long phone. You're going to need a long phone for it to work. I don't know. That's going to get like, I think it's crazy when people are like,

don't use cell phones because it shoots all the radiation in your brain. I'm like, that's ridiculous. But if I did keep it right there, Trev. I don't know. It seems like I'm flirting with disaster. I don't necessarily adhere to that. But like, I don't know. I want to keep it right next to the base of my skull.

I was going to say like one of those shoulder kind of ones, like mobsters having movies. But that feels like it's going to lead to a lot. That's more of a rib. Yeah, I mean, you don't want that. You don't want that. We want people to be safe out there, obviously. Yeah.

You know what I was always jealous of? Because I knew I could never pull it off. When the people would jog with, like, their iPods and phones and stuff on their arms. Yeah. And I'm like, I know I don't look aerobic enough to justify that. Right. But when you see someone jogging along and they have it like on their bicep and they're doing it, you know, they're like cool over ear. Hey,

man, I did a, I had a brief flirtation with Kowsha 5K back when I lived in Austin and, how far did you make it? At that time, fucking living room. Half a K,

0.5K. I, I had a, like one of those iPhone XLs at that point. And keeping that attached to your arm and running with it, there's no amount of tightness you can do that doesn't cut off circulation and also doesn't make the phone flop around all crazy with every single step.

That was a rough time for me. Oh my God. Call the owners and say, hey, I've been working on a couch to 5K. And now that this new couch is here, it's not the same. Yeah. I'm not feeling the same motivation

as when I was couching on your couch to 5K. Can you tell me who those movers are so I can see if I can start my 5K from where that couch is? Yeah. Can you just say I need the name of that moving company because I like the way they move it. And then you can keep it.

I'm thinking about hauling a little personal cargo, and I could use some help, and I like the way they move it. Maybe you're calling are like, hey, I'm here with somebody who says that they are supposed to take your couch, but that doesn't sound right. Did you hire a moving company?

If so, what name of fun number would you have used to do that? What name and funernerner? That's how you probably should have done initially. Yeah. Yeah, you should have, If you were going to be there, you should have confirmed who the people, the strangers who were going to come into the house. Did they bring a new couch with it? Or did they maybe take the old couch and say they'd be bringing in the new couch later and it's still not there? Yeah. Because you might have gotten robbed.

Yeah, that's a classic. That's a classic house sitter, mix them up there. That's tough. That's tough. You can't shake that rep. I think one of the main things is don't let people take our couch under false pretenses. And not with our house. keys inside. Oh my God. If you take one thing away, if you take one thing away from our answer to your advice question is don't lose your keys, guys. Don't lose your keys. I'm surprised if it was my house, I'd just be like, fuck, there's so many popsicle sticks.

I can't even believe it. How did you get so many popsicle sticks to this couch? It's under it and around it? They're all stuck to it. Why'd you do this? Can we take a quick trip to the money zone? I'd love to. Thank you.

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Oh, right. So be like Griffin. You're right, Chief? I just blast it off. Hey, guys, I'm calling from space. I just blast it off. Oh, I'm in a rocket ship to debtor's prison. Oh, no.

In space. Yeah, I'm going to the really bad debtors prison in space. I just never figured out a way to get control my money. Okay. They're going to make you mine like Mars or something to make it happen. Yeah, I gotta mine the atmosphere of Mars with an oxygen laser. And I'm gonna do that for 100,000 years, but they have chemicals that are gonna keep me alive. God, I wish I figured out a way to get my money right. Oh, Justin, I wish you had told me sooner because I would have told you you used Rocket Money.

Ironically. Uh-huh. Yeah, right. No, Rocket Money's real. That's really funny, Travis. I get it. I get it. Justin's being blasted to Space Debtors prison and Rocket Money. Yeah.

No, I can see the irony, but it's a real thing that would have saved you from a hundred thousand year. I can see Ironton from here, actually. So you're not that far. Ask them to turn around. Okay. You know what? I'll parachute out. Keep telling me about rocket money.

Okay. So rocket money, I use rocket money in my everyday life. I'm sorry, no, I must interrupt. I don't think you can parachute out of a rocket. I'm pretty sure there's a flame situation happening immediately. It wasn't that far up because he could still see Ironton. No, I know. there's still the enormous plume of white hot flame.

He jumped out. Griffin, tell me your SpaceX investor without tell me your SpaceX investor. All right, Rocket Boy, we got you. All right. If you've made some bad investments like Griffin has, then Rocket Money is... I actually invested in Space Sex.

Just the idea of it. Yeah. I'm misspoke. Yeah. Everything he had. He liquidated all of his... assets to invest in space six. Into the idea of zero G

porkin. Zero G spot they called it. It was terrible. So, rocket money I use on a regular basis to keep track of not only my spending, but it will categorize like the spending you do

so it's a lot easier to go through later and see like what your habits are, where you can cut back, and it will reveal your spending payments. Let you know like, hey, you spend this much on this kind of thing. Is that really what you're comfortable doing? And you get reports in it, real-time alerts for large transactions.

And sometimes, like, deposits, I'll get the deposits to let me know, like, hey, you have a little more money available. And it's really nice to help with scheduling stuff and planning stuff. And I cannot recommend it enough. So, Rocket Money is a... All right? Was that the sound of you landing, dude? How are your bones? So Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps fine and cancel on one of its subscriptions and monitors your spending and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings.

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But I want to Munch Squad. Welcome to Munch Squad. It's a podcast of the podcast, profiling the latest and greatest in brand eating. Okay. Today we're going back to a local favorite, by which I mean it's opened three times in Huntington and keeps closing. It's Buffalo Wild Wings.

Oh, yeah. I didn't know that we had out of a third sort of cycle. So here's what happened. You remember the one down at the place on fourth where Travis ate the really spicy wings? I remember that. Yeah. So then they opened the one. Hands went numb.

Yeah. They opened the one at the mall. And that was a big, like, full B-dubs. And they couldn't keep it open, which God help you. If you can't keep a B-dubs open at the Huntington Mall, you are officially bad at business. I'll just go ahead and say it. You fucked up. But now there's a BW-3's to go.

So you can't get the luxury of sitting in there, but you can't get them. sent to you via delivery. Okay, cool. More on that later. Buffalo Wild Wings debut's first ever Poppin Ranch. A savory ranch

popping candy. Finally. Oh God. That brings the crunch and the crackle to wings. What? Dude, this feels like

the most like let's get on Munch Squad. Like it's been a while since we've been on Munch Squad. We need something. And then they came up with Popin Savory Ranch candy.

The brand, reimagines ranch in a playful, multi-sensory way launching July 20th ahead of National Chicken Wing down July 29th. Sorry, I too have missed it.

This also, popping ranch sounds like a euphemism for Boner that like a college friend is trying to get going. Dude, and I was popping... I'm over here popping ranch. I mean, it sounds like...

It sounds like a crude reference to ejaculate. I think, in my opinion, that's what I was popping... That's fair. Popping Mad Ranch last... Saturday night. It was uncontrollable. I'm really concerned. I was popping so much ranch I flunked out of college. Oh no. No, no. Buffalo

Wild Wings is turning up the flavor with the launch of its newest menu innovation, Popping Ranch. Launch in July 20th of participating Buffalo Wild Wing sports bars and Buffalo Wild Wings Go locations nationwide. That's what I got. Pop and Ranch remits the iconic flavor fans already love by transforming. it into a playful, multi-sensory experience that quite literally pops. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Whether sprinkled directly onto wings, mixed into ranch, or added to a favorite Buffalo

Wild Wings menu item, pop and ranch offers a bright burst of savory ranch flavor, followed by an audible pop and a crackle that brings even more excitement to every order. I'm so glad that one of those options wasn't poured directly on tongue. Like, I thought of it wasn't. Yeah, it doesn't seem to suggest a direct application, which I appreciate. But they know, right? I think, can I actually think that they don't say it because it won't give people the same sick thrill when they do it if it's like permissible? You know, like they want to know that they've stepped outside the lines.

Oh, I'm looking at the package here. There's actually a Surgeon General's warning at the bottom that it should not be consumed directly undone. Yeah, Surgeon General's warning, go to a different restaurant. B-dubs has done something. thing that has never been done before with Poppin Ranch, says Tristan Maline, the brand president of Buffalo Wild Wings. Is he clutching a cigar? Yeah.

Yeah. It's an evil genius. Okay. He's an evil genius in this one. But he's listed as the brand president of Buffalo Wild Wings, which makes it sound like fake, like an honorary president, like you would let a dog be mayor. Yeah, right. Yeah, he's the quote, president of Buffalo Wild Wings.

He's the president of the brand of Buffalo. He's got a little badge for him and everything. Yeah. I get to wear a sash. B-Dubs has done something that's never been done before with Poppin Ranch. It takes that classic pop and candy you remember and pairs it with our signature ranch flavor. And ruins it. Ruins both in the process.

It's an unexpected sensory experience that sounds wild, tastes delicious and has to be a experience to believe. You know what else is an unexpected sensory experience? Getting slapped out of nowhere. Getting slapped by a stranger. Like if somebody just were to suddenly slap me, I'd be like, that was an unexpected sensory experience. Not something I would pay someone at BW3s to do to me.

If I was walking out of a funeral and somebody dumped a big bucket of dead sardines on my head, that would be a very unexpected sensory experience. Yes. I also find Ranch to be a pretty aggressive flavor anyway. and also pop candy, pop rocks are sort of an aggressive sort of texture. No matter what, if I'm eating either one of those, I'm hanging on for dear life. The idea of combining both of those, it just seems like too much, man. I found that whole paragraph adorably sweet for some reason, Griffin, that the flavor of ranch and popping candy might be too much for you to handle.

One time at church camp, I ate so many wards. that I burnt my tongue real bad, and then I ate some ranch-flavored prangles that mom had packed for me in my suitcase, and it hurt so bad to eat it because I had fucked up my tongue so bad eating all the warhead candy. Are you okay? This was a long time ago. No, I know, but I assume it's had lasting effects. I make good choices. Now, I don't eat the poppin ranch. This has no appeal.

Is there any part of you that's even, I have zero percent, not even morbid curiosity. about what eating the poppin ranch would be like. This is completely lost on me. I mean, I don't, I'm not a big ranch guy. It's just so aggressive. I mean, I've tried before, but it's like, whoa, knock me over. It's like a very bold flavor. Yeah.

I would not source it. I would not source this, but if I was somewhere. If you're at a party and your friends are like, hey, we're popping rancher. Oh, I'd try it. Okay. Not because I think it'd be good, though. Let me be clear.

Just for the story, for the vine, I guess. For the experience. I don't even want it for the vine, man. So there's two other images. I just want to share you guys. Here's them sprinkling the pop and ranch, like, onto a meal to illustrate, like, that you could do that. That's no problem. But the meal is so wet.

The meal's already really wet. Doesn't that ruin the pop part of it? Maybe. You don't want the pop to happen in the mouth, though. You really don't. Now, this is the last image. Here we go. Here's the last one.

Here's the last image. It's not just a huge pile of Poppin Ranch on one wing. It's a snow bank of savory pop candy sitting, mostly on one wing. It's even congregated on one wing. They've chosen one to really. Well, Griffin, why? Well, because it's available for just 99 cents per packet. Poppin Ranch gives guests an easy way to customize their order, whether they're leveling up wings, sides, or anything in between.

Because when it comes to flavor. A kiss with a lover. Because when it comes to flavor, there are no rules. There should be. It's so not true, man. There's lots of rules for flavor. I'm pretty sure there are. Name one flavor rule, Griffin.

Um, I mean, you can't, you can't, um. Toothpaste and orange juice. That's not really a rule. Like, they're bad. Don't put them together. Is there a law that could be applied to, I mean, you don't want to hurt people. You don't want to burn people. Like, well, not just like super.

but like don't serve it so hot that they burn their tongue that's not really even a flavor isn't it no yeah I guess you're right there's no rules for flavor I think the only rule is that when you eat something at's umami and someone says this you mommy you have to say ooh mommy afterwards right or it doesn't count yeah I think wings are supposed to be kind of crispy so to me if you're like it's like it feels like artificially juicing the crispiness of it. It feels like an admission that you don't know how to get them crispy. You don't know how to make them

crispy. You don't think that BW3s is delivering an authentic Buffalo Wings experience? I think that BW3s has opened three times and keeps getting closed and I'm not making them close. So somebody is. You tell me.

Can I say maybe it's because of fucking shenanigans like this? Maybe if we talked about an investment in the core product, if we talked about I believe. Where's the weck is what I'm asking? Where is the whack? Bring the weck back instead of doing these fucking memes.

I can now tell you guys about my experience because I saw this story yesterday and I thought I'm going to do right by my brothers. I'm going to try. I'm going to get some of this stuff. Oh, great. So I ordered I ordered from BW3 last night for BW3s go and I waited a good half hour and then I got an update that my around the world dipper sampler had been canceled. No. I think it's because they no longer have... Sucks, dude. The delicious Perry Perry sauce or the delightful avocado sauce.

So many of the sauces from the around the world sampler were canceled. And I was heartbroken. And I was, I mean, I was trying to recover. And then 20 minutes went by. And the entirety of my order was canceled. Wait. What changed did that 20 minutes? What changed did that 20 minutes?

That's question one. That's a very good question that I would like to begin with. First of all, they didn't have that sampler. That's fine. Okay. It was seven o'clock at night. I don't understand. BW3s just said like, no.

I'm not going to do it. No dinner. I refuse to give him dinner. No dinner. They were open still. They were open last night. They're still open today. They just decided that I couldn't have it.

I couldn't have dinner. And I called the service that I used to have the meal delivered to me. that may or may not have been a sponsor of this show at one point. And I said, well, about the dinner. And they said, well, we've already put $5 in your account. Like, I said, but why won't they bring me the dinner? Right. What did I do wrong?

And unfortunately, they said they can't, they can't contact BW3s. So I don't know, I guess it's just a mystery for the ages. I think they're so embarrassed about not having this special crispy powder that they didn't even want to bring the order. That's they were humiliating. They knew. They knew. They knew that was the only thing you wanted. They didn't have it.

I mean, Justin, is it possible that they knew, you were going to dump on it here on our huge hit podcast. Oh, they recognize your name. I'm saying you're definitely in a database somewhere. I wouldn't have made my kids try it and tell you what they thought. I wouldn't have tried a ranch thing myself. It's an aggressive flavor. I think you and I can both agree on.

It's an aggressive flavor. It's literally a flavor you put on stuff to make that flavor less aggressive. Funky. Wow. All right. Okay. The cream does most of that work, Travis. The ranch flavor is aggressive.

Boys, I'm just saying between this and your full-throated endorsement of cell phone holsters. You're not doing yourselves a lot of flavor to the favors. Talk about how ranch is a little too strong for you. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know, man. It's just, I'm trying to be authentic. Yeah, it's just too much. I can try to be younger, if you want, like, cooler. I know that that's sort of, like, been sort of my trademark.

I do miss that energy, Griffin. I think that was kind of a nice balance when, like, I was kind of the older one and you were kind of like the wild one. What was I? What was I? What was I?

What was it? I steady hand at the road. The witness. Thank you. What's the witness? The observer. The mutineer. The surrogate.

You're the key. You're the key to it all. You all fates in a time with all of it. It depends on which to who I side with. Charles, I didn't realize. And you, my friend of the tower. I said that purely as a joke, not realizing that it was the meanest imaginable thing that I can say. The witness?

Yeah, we're over here doing bits. And you're just kind of watching. No, it made me feel like it's my job to tell the tale when it's all over. One of us must survive the Tom Team. What are my responsibilities at a play or musical as an audience member? I recently went to my kids' theater camp performance and was seated close enough that every cast member could and did see me from stage. How expressive and encouraging can I be before it gets manic and distracting to the performers? Also, where do I draw the line between I'm a parent cheering for my kid versus I'm an audience member watching hardworking actors?

That's from audience anxiety in Colorado. P.S., one of my shoulders was in the spotlight, which meant every movement cast a shadow on part of the stage. That's a level of involvement. I'm sorry that. That happened to you. That shouldn't happen. That shouldn't have happened. That shouldn't happen.

We should elevate these spotlights. There should not be a spotlight on the audience at all. The bottom of the spotlight should be on the performer's feet. Yeah. I just feel bad. I'm sorry. Don't think that all theater experiences are going to be like that. It sounds like this one was maybe a little, I don't, amateurish.

Oh, this kid's, the school children's play? The kids' theater camp performance. It sounds a little amateurish, if I'm being honest, from a technical perspective, at least. A gentle thumbs up and nod, like Fred Savage in that one wizard meme? I mean. I think that's, I think that's centering yourself in a way that's a little distracting. You know, when a kid really nails, like, suddenly Seymour or whatever, and you're just like, you've done it. You gotta have, do you guys have like a, do you guys have like an audible sort of showy, appreciative response to performance that you can bust out in this situation?

Do you have a... For comedy? No. What do you mean? Like, for like, an applause? For like a kids theater show and, like, like, someone gets up and they do their solo and you want to bust out like a yeah like a yeah i do the brief like yeah yeah yeah just like a woo just i do woo and sometimes every time i woo every time i

i woo every time i woo i'm at the moment after i'm like who is that yeah where did that come from you are not a wooing guy you don't woo in your day-to-day life but for some reason i see shrek up there saying woo yeah this is what i liked about church and church camp in general is like there was no you could fucking, you could fucking go absolute beast mode and you were like in good company

and it was in good. Yeah. You could do you can do anything. There was no upper limit on it. What church did you guys go to? Because that is not true for High Long Baptist Church

where we all went. You were maybe summer camp like a Pentecostal kind of I'm talking about centrifuge dude. I'm talking about church camp in general where you are being moved. Yeah, that was an experience

because you would go to church camp with kids that went to churches that were a lot more performative. Yeah. So, like, us sort of, like, buttoned down Southern Baptist kids were a little bit more like restrained. And then you'd see some kids who were fully up in the toes.

Yeah, dude. Oh, all right. Occasionally laying hands, you know, and you're like, oh, I don't know about this. Well, cool. You got to have a go-to. And you got to distribute it evenly. I don't know. I don't know if I'm reading other parents for this in performance situations.

I'm pretty dialed in, I think, on my own sort of kids' experience. But you got to make sure to spread it around and not just woo for your kid. You got to, would it kill you to sort of boost everyone's ego? Because maybe someone there doesn't have a supportive parent in the room. And you could be that supportive parent. Doesn't that sound nice when you like to be that for someone? You should just assume everyone needs the, yeah. Everyone needs the woo.

You know? If we could do it on some sort of cue, like they used to do applause signs, where it's like a simultaneous, woo! From the audience. Yeah. That'd be cool. you would hand it out in a program ahead of time and like their woo's would be in like

bold type face so you know here it comes. I have a trick because I have had to I've watched a lot of children's theater and it's, you know, a varying levels of quality and community theater, I think the same thing. A trick that I use sometimes.

All theater. Even a little boring. Sometimes it stinks. A trick that I use is rather than get swept up in the show, flip your brain so that you're seeing everything literally

for what is happening in front of you and it adds a level of absurdity the experience that you will be delighted by. If you stop seeing like a bad Shrek and starts, I saw a very good Shrek recently so I don't want anybody to think I saw a bad Shrek, I saw a fine Shrek. But if you see

a bad Shrek, then you can stop watching the show and start realizing like, oh my God, that is an 11-year-old barely dressed as Shrek. What is my life. And if you can get yourself in that headspace, the whole thing takes on a real, a real fantastic vibe. Because then you're seeing, wow, somebody had to paint that whole dragon. Unbelievable. Especially fun if you go to like a high school and you're watching like a 15 year old do like a

Willie Loman death of a salesman thing. Yeah. Enjoy the ride. Yeah, you're right. This kid's a teenager. He doesn't know, he's not scared to die. Hey. Hey. Hey. How fun. Hey. How much. With it. Michael Beck texted me a new story he read about a group in Virginia that had a production of Rocky Horror show that was canceled by a bomb threat. And when they, this is just last week, and when they traced the bomb threat to the caller, it was the director of the show who didn't want to deal with the actors anymore. Right. And the crew. And I can't do it.

I'm not going to go back in. I'm going to get this entire show canceled due to bomb threat. Sometimes that's how. It's a sacrifice the island requires sometimes, man. Sometimes, sometimes that's what it takes. Was the show a hit or did it bomb? It. I don't think it went on, Trev.

I mean, I'd like to believe that they started it several hours late. And I think you knew that. But the show must. But the show must. And I think you knew that when you asked the quality of the show that was canceled. The show must go on. That's actually working. outdoors, you'll find that's frequently not true.

If there's lightning, Kevin says stop. Okay. You've got to stop. Yeah. The show actually stops at that point. Okay, yeah. All the world's a stage? I don't think so.

I don't think my Kia is a stage. I think when I'm in there, it's, I'm private. Try doing Equus at Sam's Club. Yeah. They won't let you get past the intermission. That's for sure. Hey, thank you so much for listening to this podcast called My Brother, My Brother, and Me. this is our 826th episode of this program.

Yeah. That's perverse, man. That's so many. That's a big milestone. What a piece of work. What a piece of work is, man. What a testament. Yeah.

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I just realized I've been saying October 8th on everything, so fuck. Oh no. But you can get tickets over at bit.el. combe on Broadway. And thanks to Montaigne for the use of our theme song of my life is better with you. Yeah. Thank you for that. You got a fidget?

Yeah, dude. Did you hit the microphone, dude? I might have. That's cool, dude. That was cool. That was cool. It felt like a fucking bayblading the chair. It was incredible.

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