My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 01
00:00If you change your mindI'm the first in lineHoney, I'm still freeTake a chance on meIf you need meLet me knowGonna be aroundIf you've got no place to go
00:16When you're feeling downIf you're all aloneWhen a pretty personSteps up on your wayAnd welcomeWelcome toOur show, the show is calledMy Brother, My Brother and Me
00:32I'm Justin McElroyI'm joined by my titularBrothers trapGreat, good start everybodyTravis and GriffinThis is an advice show for the modernEraMainly fashion
00:48We take your questionsEveryday, everyEveryday, every weekEvery second, real timeThis is why it's a modern showIt's everyNowNow
01:04NowHas anyone called yet?No, if you want to reach usYou can always ask a questionOn Twitter you can use the hashtagM-B-M-B-A-MOr you can email usIt's M-B-M-B-A-M
01:20At gmail.comThat of course stands forMy Brother and MeOur originalOur original title was deemed too longI actually have a listOf some of the titles as we were spitballingYeah
01:36We'll go ahead and say yoursBecause I know what you're going to doThe best, the bestMy personal favoriteIt wasn't mine, I'm pretty sure you came up with itIt was absolutely mineKeith and Kel and Justin and Travis and GriffinWhich is a better name
01:52Than my brother and my brother and meCan you imagineAfter our first 350 episodesWhen we finally hadThe drawTo get the KKsI would worry about the Keenan and Kel runoffWhere people will want to listen for Keenan and Kel
02:08And then they're not thereAt firstAnd you don't want to lose that demographicOf Keenan and KelI also don't want to lose all of my orange sodaBecause Kel would drink it right upDo you know who loves orange soda?I've heard that Kel enjoys the occasional
02:26He loves orange sodaFrom time to timeGuysYou'll have to forgive meDoes drinking orange soda haveRacial connotations that maybe fansOf Keenan and KelI didn't even think about that
02:42Guys, listen, listen, I'm not racistKeenan loves orange sodaHe totally loves orange sodaFrequent subject on that showThis is a topic I can verifyHe does, he does, he doesYou do it, just do itSide note, let's go ahead and derail this chain of thought
03:00A little bit furtherKelI think was in a movieThat I saw at the blockbuster video calledWho Made the Potato SaladThat was the lastThat was in 1998When I saw that videocassette on the store shelf
03:16And that was the last time I ever saw Kel MitchellHe went to his novel writingCareerI don't actually thinkYou know what's weird about thatWe're by sheer serendipityOur first question this weekMy brother, my brother and me comes to us from
03:32The potatoThe underscore potato on TwitterHe asks, I want a larger follower accountBut I'm finding it difficult to get more thanTwo in a dayWhat can I do?I don't knowWe're talking about that question of determination
03:48You could open a businessWhere youHave a thousand accountsI don't think there's any limitation to thatIt's not like FacebookYou can justShit and five Twitter accounts fall outYou could have this network
04:04And you could say, I will give you a thousand followersIn a day, you just pay me fifty bucksAnd then, you knowYou're spending all day clicking the follow buttonYou're still fifty bucksYou know what I'm willing to bet? Someone is doing thatSomewhereTell me who they are
04:20I'll shell up fifty bucksFor a thousandThe question is really one of qualityIf I see a funny tweetUsually I'm going to click on that nameI'm going to sayWhat are you offering? What's your story?Right
04:36I will look at themI will read their wordsI will open up their mindAnd see what's insideAnd I like what I seeI like the territoryI'm going to state my claimIf you're getting two new followers a day
04:52That's pretty goodThey're going to start retweeting the funny shitAnd then it's going to be three followers a dayAnd then four followers a dayHold onLet me rememberI got to pull out my Fibonacci sequenceBut I think it's sixty-two
05:08And then from thereYou just start tweeting about products you're usingSponsored tweetsAnd then boomThen you're famousThat's how it worksUntil you get beamedYeah
05:24Beeper started his careerStanding in the middle of mallsJust singing at the top of the lungsTwo people came up and they were likeWhat are you doing? And he's like exactlyHe wasn't even singing at firstHe was real goodBut he had to say it in less than 140 letters
05:40YeahNow he's on Saturday Night LiveI don't know who Justin Bieber isI know of his existenceI have no contextYou realize that that's sort of likeThat like postmodern detachmentFrom popular culture
05:56That's not cool anymoreHe was cool back in the early 2000sBut it's hotNo, no, no, noIt's me being completely unironicYou guys remember how I got on thatTwilight kick? But you guys knewThat it wasn't, I was being
06:12I was being ironicMy most sincere Justin Bieber is super talentedWatch him on Saturday Night Live last nightOh, he knew it was upHe had a worth of shitHe's likeHe stayed up past his bedtimeTo rock us all to sleep
06:28Yeah, to rock you to sleepIronic, because like I heard by 12Super crankyShe's like, I want to go downWell, you knowI believe that answers your questionWho is Justin BieberSomeone had to have asked her, right?
06:44Speaking of questions, this one comes from YAHOOThe question isWhat is the chord progressionDuring the intro of the ABC seriesGreek?What?It comes to us from YAHOOWas it all in caps?
07:02Was it all in caps? He had to know right this secondDo you know what?Like it's all actually, except forHe capitalized chord progression and introWhich, no, but he did putGreek in like singleApostrophesYeah, I know, like it kind of followed
07:18AP styleMore importantly, what the fuck, man?That's what you care about?What?What?Do you think that Reswin isHis Christian name? Do you think thatHis manager is like, Reswin, make all these
07:34Fries?Reswin, why don't you have a girlfriend?More puzzling thanHis monikerIs why he's trying to play the chordProgression during the intro of the ABC seriesSorry, let me finish the questionWhat's the chord progression? Or is it from a song?
07:50I'm not talking about the plain white T songI'm talking about the short 5 second chord progressionThat plays during the intro to GreekThe current seasonWell, they're currently in season 5SoSo not to be confused with the progressionDon't get it, don't get twisted
08:06Because the first 4 seasonsOpened up with Hey There DelilahBy the plain white T'sNow it's just like a genericSort of 4 chordYou'd know it if you heard itYeah, of courseThat one
08:22Play it by earI love that that's a concernThat he watched the show and all he came away with wasWhat were those notes?What were those notes?I'll get that occasionally from a television showI'm sure that there have beenLike
08:38A tailspinSureThe intro to a tailspin on guitarAnd then I will go and make that dream a realityWe're not talking aboutWe're not talking about a timelessA song where you play it at a partyAnd get the whole party rockin
08:54We're talking about 5 notesWhere someone's like, what is that? Was that a song?Oh, you know, the beginning ofGreek, just ticking it offThe beep boop bop boop beat songYeah, you know, from GreekWait a minuteNot a few people have not recognized that upon hearing it
09:10No one watches GreekNo one's ever seen itListen, I just got confusedHe said ABC series GreekIt's ABC FamilyI have seen that showOkay, yeah, those 5 notesRule, they're epic, tears
09:26Whole collection, the whole GreekThey call it the frat house box setDuplexIt comes in a keg, which is niceIt comes in 2 kegsBecause there's a lot of discsAnd as soon as you go to open it, it melts it downAs well as should be
09:44GreatIt's a fine question and I don't haveAn answer for youGo play better musicThere's so many good songsSpambot wants to knowHow do I get my incredibly talentedArtist friends to draw more
10:04I don't thinkIf you'reIf you're quote unquote incredibly talentedArtist friends, if they don't draw that frequentlyThen they're either not incredibly talentedOr they're not artists at allOr they're not your friendsWell, no, I wouldn't go that far
10:20Maybe they're doing all this secret drawingAnd they're just keeping itThat's for their real friendsOh shit, here comes SpambotPut the pencils downI don't want her to seeBecause every time he's likeThat's a 20 minute conversation
10:36He sees them working and it's almostSo glad to see her doing thatWhat do you keep up?Whatever happened, you didTwo years at RISDAnd then you just bouncedNow you're doing sculptingGo back to drawing
10:52My advice is thisMost likelyThey know better than you knowHow good they actually areTheir advanced knowledge of the fieldSo you're looking at it going oh my godBut they've just been sketching Marvin the MartianAnd you think it's like
11:08Funny and ironicBut really like they knowListen, I just drew this dogUpside out heart and he's a happy dogAnd you're like oh my godAnd you're crying and movedLet them not draw that anymoreIt's probably a good idea
11:24Here's another oneFrom the Yahoo ContingencyThis one's from Caitlyn WThese are not our fans by the wayJump back real quickIf you actually want them to draw moreEncourage themWe're down with hair
11:40Here we goThis one, headlineI went on a first date with this guyI didn't know what to say to himSo a guy I knewWent on a date with me todayI was really excited beforehand and I couldn't wait to see himI really like him a lot
11:56No words can describe itSo anyways we went to a movieAnd then when it was over we walked aroundBut I didn't have much to sayNeither did himIt felt sort of awkwardSo I hope to GodThat there's going to be another date with him soon
12:14You know who I like? That quiet girlHe goes on to ask for topicsTo talk aboutWhat struck me wasYeah we had this super awkward dateDidn't have anything to talk aboutJust three hours spentIn the most horrifying silence
12:32And imaginedSo I can't wait for date twoHe said he'd take me to ColdstoneWoo!At least at ColdstoneSo would youOr would you go with cake batterAnd graham crackers
12:48Are there gummy bears in there?It's not a big dealDo you have a funny story about graham crackers?I don't eitherCan't wait to see you on date threeWhat time is it? It's only 7.21?Oh my GodDid your mom pick this up?
13:04The real awkward momentThat had to be likeHeyWhat are you writing on your phone?I was just asking yahooThe dateWas goingI thought it was going pretty good
13:24Oh my God I didn't read the answersI've already found my favoriteThis one isn't my favoriteI'm going to save the favoritesHere's not my favoriteHe probably thinks you're not interestedText him now and say I really enjoyed our dateWith a smiley face
13:44This is so important to smiley friendsDanny says well for my first dateI usually go on a double dateI've played that game beforeHere's my favoriteIt's from Jack DanielsOne of the few people on yahooQuestions with an avatar
14:02Ironically if you're Jack DanielsYou never have to worry about what to say nextIt's just thereIt's an avatar of him and he's wearing aBackwards baseball hatHe's got headphones on and he's winkingThis is Jack Daniels with like the oldJack Daniels avatar
14:18It's like one of thoseFucking zwinkyCartoon yourselfHere's the answerAre you ready?This was answered 23 minutes agoSo this is hot off the ovenShhh
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15:22ShhhThe quietest answers, you know, what's up great? It's all his answer is all lowercase, tooAnd you know what? He's right because those quiet moments told her date. This is a terrible dayYou did in effect communicate more than you probably could have guess what I'm boringThis is what it would be like forever if we gotCan you imagine our children sitting in silence and staring at us andWarm off daddy, they'll talk think of it. It's a world away, but it's really just a second day to it coffeeNo, don't
16:01Text me and then I won't answer and it'll be like I'm thereCall me and I'll breathe into the phone for a whileSuzanne Ibelieve it'sIles but it could beTwo L's at the end. She's actually from County Cork according to her Twitter Twitter profileShe wants to know how she can add ohAbout ten hours to her day now. This is of course impossible, but time management. What it what's the secret? I
16:32Don't tell you I really need advice on how to add oh about ten hours to my dayCould you help we can we can't of course? We always have an answerAll rightThe not sleeping thing is good, but like not not jokingly like sleep sleep less go to sleep earlierWake up earlier. I don't I don't cotton of that. I think I think your sleep time is so importantIt is important, but you don't have to do 13 hours of it, you knowYou got to take good care of yourself and then get I don't know sevenHere's the way I look at it go to sleep later
17:07But wake up at the same time because that's so much for me is I wake up earlier and I'm tiredEven if I got the same amount of sleep, it's veryDo you know what another good one that I I've been working on one that?Just don't try your very best to notreadDon't read it because every second you spend not even a book like but on the internetevery second signs or a road sign orInstructions for medicine like that is those that's those are minutes
17:44It's been reading that you could be you could spend doing other thingsThere you read a lot and if you cut that out of your regimenOh, it's so much timeYou're just gonna you'll be amazed at how the day opens up to you in the news in the news bizWe have something called the inverted pyramid with most important stuff at the topSo basically just read the headline and if you're not getting the news then they've let you downBeyond that I should have been more specific. Just don't read the news either. They sureNo, I'm sure a reason to read it once you read the news. It's already happened. Yeah
18:20That's back. That's back. You know what another thing people do is they do things too many timesLike you go to hug someone and you start the hug and it's like yesI get you're hugging me and you start enjoying it too much and you're there for what 20 30 minutesJust just give them a quick in and out you give them a quick hugYou're done. The hug is accomplished and then you've got you just picked up 20 minutes. Yeah, also stop eatingYou know eating school now you stand eating eating is pretty coolI'm saying that like you need to reevaluate you need to look at the things in your life that you're doing and you need to figure outWhat you would rather be doing with that time also seems counterintuitive midday nap
18:58Just super energizing get yourself a pizziz going justIn and out because if you can get a 20 minute just a 20 minute power nap in the and in middayThen then the rest of the day is gonna feel longer, right?Yeah, well pro tip. It's it's about perception. It's a question ofperceptionRyan Gann is afraid of bees wasps and hornets should be we said when he wears red shirts in the springYou seem to go near me. What do I do?That's a perfect we have so many fears that are irrational
19:37The fear of stinging insects is a direct re celebrate that fear. That's exactly rightYeah, like I'm being afraid of a shark that's swimming near me. Yeah. YeahAbsolutely, I mean the smart ass answer isDon't wear don't wear a red shirt. I just know that's what I saidBut I the Enterprise captain told him that he didn't have long for this worldSo he's wearing a red shirt. He's gonna get but I get like a planet for youIt's good by somemulti-tenacled
20:09Fixer wheels and I understand that I have so few shirts in my life that I think that I think I have a good positiveBody image when I'm wearing and one of them one of them's red and like it maybe Ryan's in the same boatwhere he's got this sweet ass red shirt that he got a pack son andIt's sort of like DougGriffin has fundamentally at what is that a uniform the Griffin uniform you open up his closetIt's 20 of this red shirt from pack sonAndBut I understand what he's saying like this not wearing the red shirts not an option because if you stop wearing the red shirt
20:55Then the terrorist wasps win. Yes, soWhat you can do isYou could spits yourself with off, but that's not you don't want that scent following you aroundI heard about these things they'reThey are medallions. They're like they're medallions that you can either like snap to your belt or I guess where around your neck if youThey're not particularly stylish, but they theyexudeOff or some sort of bug repellent. That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard now
21:28It's not like it's why is it disgusting? It's not unsanitary. It's like a little because I'm picturing wearing it like a necklaceJust exuding offLike it's really lost pheromones. What do you smell like? I smell you smell like you smell like offYou have a deep you have a deep-ass aromaReal strong citronellaCitronella sort of a citronella meets off and ass and just an ass like you smell like ass like an assThat that medallion, but you look awesome. You look really great with that red shirt. It's all colludesAre we talking about like an enchantment? Is this more of an enchantment?
22:04I would say the only medallions that I know of are either beef or enchantedHere's what you do you go down to the magic store and you tell them that you're having a wasp issueOh, I was what you're talking about it. Don't worry. He's got it. It's very old. He goes down to theTo the medallion wing of the magic store gets you medallion not a big dealThe other thing you can do is just run away from themYou can't that's right. That's my they're really smallMake sure you scream like a girl too. Yeah, really importantThat is a natural defense Travis and I in our in our our Cincinnati love nest
22:40We have we have a balcony and I'll occasionally go up there and play guitar for all the children the small childrenplays the five chords from GreekSometimes I'm just having a good time, you know playing a mellow Greek jam and then like threebig fat bumblebees will come up and likeIs that are you playing Greek these motherfuckers they are plump withThe bees that carry blood from person to person inject them with bloodI've seen and that's how babies are made. That's how babies are made. Exactly. That is beesI've ever seen and they'll just rush me and I have to get up in the middle of my jam and squeal and just get like throw
23:22The screen door open and get inside it like I just bought this new guitarI don't care if it slams into the brick wall as I'm like getting into the building and shutting the screen door behind meLike it's terrifying, but you just got to get out of there. It's just one of those things you have to deal with. Yeah, that's that's you know what that's lifeScratty bones. Do you guys know him? Scratty bones on Twitter?Scratty bones JonesHow many times a week should I shampoo my hair? I'm currently on a wash the riceShampoo every third wash cycle. Okay, we're gonna get just real talk hereYeah, you just entered into our wheelhouse. This is what listen
24:00This is a matter of some debate for men of dry hair. Let me open upLet me open up by saying I didn't know like this is one of those many many things that I as a22 year old adult should should know and and incorporate in my lifeBut I shampoo my hair every time I get in the shower. That is your hairThat's why you've got that hair like you have I just shouldn't be you're having an awakening guys. It's our first awakeningI feel like when I don't you're listening to awakenings with Justin Travis, I feel like I'm gettingDirty like if I don't do it. I feel dirty is the natural oils that your scalp producesMakes your hair look look think of it from like a caveman era your body biologically once your hair to look better
24:45It's trying to make your hair look betterIt's doing what it can to help you and you like the three-day rotation. I like today rotationI am down now. Sometimes. What's the problem?You got to get in there on that third day with a real hard scrub or your scalp's gonna go to shitRight also, that's the night area when my hair gets longer and I know I'm running my hand through it a lot and getting itReal gross. I'll do it to your two-day rotation. Sir. YeahWe've any of you use a lot of products one day you and you got to get away from that feeling andYou know what? I would also if you want to if that's not good for you get yourself a nice like smoothing gel
25:23Something that's gonna reduce that frizz for you my man, Sonny my my gay person hairstylist the master cutsThat's my boy, Sonny. He said oh we get you something. It looks real good, buddyThat's what he always says no matter how he cuts it. Sonny. I know that fully used to work at fantastic Sam's right?Yeah, yeah, and he migrated I migrated you know, I go like a view moreThe fantastic Sam's wasn't gay person friendly enough for Sonny well with a name like fantastic Sam's yeah, you thinkOh, you know, they're real heterosexual American friend. You know, it's adorable. You know, it's adorable. He he saysSo I say am I good? I'm always going on a Friday for some reason and he says so what are you doing this weekend, buddy?You know, I'll tell whenever boring shit. I'm doing he said I'm gonna go down to this new gay bar. It's called
26:08Whatever accelerate or whatever the new gay bar isshamanic and I want to go down the shamanic and and you know, my friends they always drag me to these gay barsI don't know buddy. And that's like come on. Come on, SonnyPackably dressed come on. I don't careI know it's sad at the the reason we live and he's been conditioned to try to keep that on the DLBut but but uh, no, he's I mean, he's he's great. Yeah, but my man Sonny my my boy SonnyHe says to use theHe says you that I should use a smoothing gel
26:46So I do just a nice for the note. You should still rinse your hair outYou should get in the shower and rinse your hair because if not that's grossThere's one unsolved a mystery here, okay, okay, you guys obviously know more about this than than I do but if you don'tShampoo your hairThen how are you supposed to put shampoo in your hair unless the suds run down and then just use those suds as soap?Okay, great questionYou're telling me that I shouldn't use soap is what I'm hearing except for every Wednesday and Saturday IThinked at this grooming section. I'm gonna has taken a weird turn where it's like more about
27:33Just a terrible good life of different background. It's weird. It started out. It's about one thingThat's kind of depressing. I'm as clean as a motherfucker, but I do it in suspect waysYeah, yeah, he's going for that every man. I've got this. Why not just combine the two tasks?I operateOutside of the accepted social norms. I feel like it comes to showeringThis is gone from like a dear abbey column to like a photocopiedIndependent comic that someone on the streets of Brooklyn would hand you where it's like my terrible life like what a wreck I amOr perhaps an intervention. Hey, also apparently
28:14Suzanne if you want to shave a few minutes from your dayJust use your shampooLike a monster like cryJust cry yourself before much time you have the blackout for crying before next week's showI'm gonna get a bar of soap. I'm gonna get a thing of shampooAnd I'm going to read off the ingredients in both and it's gonna be the same waitCan I can I can I can I've given time so embarrassed different are you conditioning? Oh, yeah, yeah, okay?All right, I'll see but you don't want to do that every day either. No, I do that every I do that twice
28:48You're not do that. What II'll carry a little bottle of conditioner around with me. I'll do it in the showerEvery time I go to get my haircutWhen I get my haircut the girls like have you conditioned yesterday or today and if I say yes, you won't do itLike because you lose manageability of your hair. That's like I know but like your hair should be somewhat coreSo it holds a natural shapeWorking working stiff pro saysYeah, this is my this is our settled cue
29:23Dear MBM BAM. I'm looking for love not the sicko type, but if I find that I'm not opposedHey, nice, you um, but open any ideas. I think that you're you've got to stick up your assIf you ain't got love you shouldn't be able to you know cast his prisonsYeah, maybe get that weird love that love with a pillow shape like a person loveI just had my mind changed on internet datingYeahLike I was talking to a female friend of mine and all she does is internet datingBecause in her mind, she doesn't have time to go through all the shit of like going to a bar and like the guy she works with
30:05She sees every day so they shouldn't want to do that and I was like, you know what I've been judging that too harshlyNow that being saidladiesDon't get near thatFreaks on the internet do not trust people in anything, but I now see that as a viable like hey good workIf you want to go through internet dating and that's your jam do itDon't be ashamed of it. Even when that internet dating is like a craigslist listing. It's like hey, right?How's it going? You want to come over and hang out? We can watch movies and you know, you can jerk off
30:37You can jerk off my dog. NoSecond but I still love itGo to a community if you're gonna shop online for dudes or chicks ladies, excuse meMake sure it's a community you trust like the mbmbam community of fansLots of singles just mixing it up in there. Thanks. Thanks only pleaseSLThat's ready to do it meet new people dude just meet new people every day meets their new peopleYeah, get it and and remember here's here's a good just tip for life
31:16Remember, it's impossible to get someone interested in you. So be interested in other people. That's that's the secret to successNobody's everybody wants to be feel like people are interested in get interested in other people and the love the love will find youAnd here's my secret trick dude when you go out and you're looking for a girl have girls with youGirls will trust you so much more. That's good too. Yeah, that's that's a thingBecause there's always that natural like I feel creepy walking up to a girl at bar and be like hey, babyCan I buy you a drink? But if you have another girl with you, that's a litmus test for that girlLike oh, this dude's not a super creepo serial killerI can at least chat with them for now and then don't push it
31:56Don't push it if you're like can I buy you a drink you have a good 10-minute conversation be like alrightThat's a W and if we come back and talk again later great, but don't try to move from 10-minute conversation toSo do you want to get married just like enjoy that 10 minutes and then you know see how it goes later orAnother optionDon't feel like you have to to be in love with somebody, you knowI've got a pretty good life. I'm not you know, I'm single no prospects. ICan't do a soap Griffin McRoy, it's on the market at 1240I wanted to have a hot dog in a soda, but we didn't have buns
32:41We had some leftover brats that my brother made last night on the grill and I cut it upI'm gonna week old and burn the note put it in ramen and I didn't have soda, so I drank beerAnd it's 12 is 12 o'clock, so you don't need any you don't need you know if you have someone they could tell you not to do thatIt doesn't matter sicko it doesn't matter love you justDon't eat brought and ramen and beer is 12 o'clockYou need people in your lifeYou need I've got Justin and Travis without them fuck. I have beached. I would be just eat the shampoo. I would get confusedAnd then rub the wrong
33:26Not willing to say he has not done well look when you don't have a loofahDesperate times call for desperate loofahs this one comes from yahooOpen question from Tara the top contributor. I don't know if that means they give all time orJust for today, but the question is what is the first song that comes to mind when I say the word party?I'm pretty sure I know what Justin's answer would be to that questionI do you know what I'm gonna say the top answer on this yahoo question is the correct oneIs it answer wks?Party hard. No, it is on that is on there. What about DMX is party up in here. I
34:07IDon't actually see that on the list if we're assuming that the answers that have been given are the correct are indeed the correct answersWait, I have one more gas Lionel Ritchie's all night long. No closeParty all the time by Eddie Murphy is one of the top users. It's not the top answerSomeone said birthday by the Beatles actually. No, that's the worst song ever recordedUhParty in the USA is on here a couple times by by musical on Janu Miley Cyrus. Well, yeah, she knows you're at the Greek theme songThe top answer though
34:44Do you guys really don't not know it tell me? Oh, IGuarantee you know it if you think I will probably know it once you say itI mean, well, I will be a familiar. It's Hollywood nights by Pete ZieggerShots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shotsThat's the best answer ever. I mean, that's a very good answerI mean, it should come to your mind when someone's trying to get the party startedNo one's ever been having a bad time and someone dropped shots and and everyone's like, I don't knowNo, it's time there. There are two words in that song that always make me go. Well. Yeah, and it's buttery nipples
35:22And when they say it, oh that is heaven that is heaven for meIt's shots and shots and then they say the 23rd and 28th instances of the words being usedAnd I think it's the best usage of little John. I've ever seen god the best use of the force that is little JohnI think the best use of little John was that time when my car broke down and he pulled over to help me with my tireThat was pretty cool. It was niceI'm right here, John. You don'tAn old John, I I don't know you look about the same height as me. Um, I'll just pass you the long nuts. You don't need to yellUnnecessary
36:07Now I really want to listen to shotsUnfortunately, that's even it's the theme song to our show. No, it's the theme song of my lifeYou know, it's a sad thing to say. Yeah, I can't think of a finerFiner moment to close on I think it would be good for us to when we end each show tohave one question that weWe announced at the end of the show and then just you know ruminate onUntil the start of the next week show once we've had a week to think about itYou have a question don't you? I have it. Yeah, that's that's I thought
36:44That's where I had it. So you let me know when you're ready for the end to comeJustin if they want to contact us, what's the best way to get a question out into the ethernet for us?You just use the the Twitter and use the use the the the hashtag MB MB a.m. OrYou can use the the the the internet say emailIt's MB MB a.m. At gmail.com and we will have more options for you as we progress where other things are in the worksBut for now, that's how we rollFinal question of the dayFrom Yahoo answers user Mali
37:26Can birds get allergies?I'm Justin McElroy, I'm Griffin McElroy. I'm Travis McElroy, and this has been my brother my brotherYou will never know meYou
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