My Therapist Ghosted Me - MTGM EXTRA! "Head to toe in snakes..."

Episode Date: July 19, 2023

There's some catching up to do... Vogue went (ish) to the Barbie premiere and Joanne has stayed in some very odd hotel rooms. Plus, a snake covered in snakes and yet another married man.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [e-mail] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! For tickets, merch and more, visit mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thank you!

This is a Global Player Original Podcast. Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Goes To Me With Me, Vogue Williams and somewhere under there we've got Joanne McNally. So I have had a little procedure done. That sounds like you've been under the knife, it's not that. Well, I've been under the knife. It's not that. Well, it's fucking, I've been under the fork. It's been close enough.

I look like I've been stabbed with the, I was in with Susan Vaughan getting my Morpheus and she was like, Vogue is due to come in to me and she's not replying to my messages. I haven't seen her message. Oh God. Okay, well I,

You need to go in and get your Morpheus. This is going to make people feel a bit sick, but I have currently 311 unread WhatsApps. If I haven't gotten back to you, I apologise. I'm a similar vibe. I'm in too deep. I can't get through them all. I'm in too deep.

But anyway, Susan says you have to go in. I have to go in. So the Morpheus show, for those of us who don't know, is where they kind of electrocute you with radio signals. It's torturous. It tightens up water skin. So I'm going to have done my, I think it's called, I call it a decollage. I think it's called a decotillage.

A decotillage. What the fuck is a decollage? A decollage sounds like a nice Christmas decoration or something. Is that what they put the border in the middle of that? No, that's a dado rail.

But anyway, a decollage. I love the decollage in your dining room. Do you remember in the 90s everyone had dado rails? Do you remember? Your room wasn't a functioning room but didn't have a dado rail.

Absolutely not. And if you don't have some panelling in your house now, who even are you? But how are these girls panelling their own houses? Who panels their own house? All the women on TikTok

are panelling their own stuff. I refuse to believe that they don't. They're out there with screwdrivers and measuring tapes and because they sped it up, it looks like they've done it in a day. No, it's horrific. One of the worst household jobs.

I once painted a room once in my life. Never would I ever. It's the most difficult job you'll ever do in your life. Have you ever painted anything? Not a fucking... I always get an inkling. Like I see, like I was looking at my kid's play thing and I'm like, that's a couple of years old now.

Maybe I could paint it a nice sage green. I'd love to be one of those women who can like do shit for themselves. But I just don't think that's who I am. I'll give you Sam the builder's number. He'll do shit for you. It's better. Come here to me. I saw that absolutely stunning video of you with Dulux.

Oh, I did my house up in my little kitchen in Ireland. I'm selling my house. It was really lovely I know good for you this is what we want quality content

quality content I know but they actually there was they like it's amazing how like because I'm obsessed I do a column on image do you even know that

yeah no I did know that an interiors column on image it's just been renewed which I'm thrilled about I love it so like I love it so much I just want to do interiors for everything I feel like the next house I'm like it's going to renewed which I'm thrilled about I love it so like I love it so much I just want to do interiors for everything

I feel like the next house I'm like it's going to be my forever home but I know I'm going to do it and be like what will I do next it's your I think this is your interiors era

yeah I'm absolutely loving it paint can just transform a home okay that's enough folk anyway back to the Morpheus sorry I believe

you're buying a house are you going to plug yourself I didn't even ask for that plug that post is doing fine on its own everyone likes a little transformation but it's actually

it's a really gorgeous video I'm on my way back to London as we know I'm absolutely thrilled yeah when are you coming September I'll be back full time

by September she has a date you can come to my birthday yeah well have you gone to your birthday anyway well I don't Joanne

I'm back and forth all the time I was actually thinking about and I'm not but I'm going away for my birthday oh where it's like one of those gorgeous houses

that you can go to and they've got like a swimming pool and like you just how is I not invited oh you are invited I haven't even invited people yet you are lucky

I was like just because I moved out of London it doesn't mean I'm out of your life Joanne all I'm saying is you are lucky because I was about to I moved out of London it doesn't mean I'm out of your life do you want all I'm saying is you are lucky because I was about to open the guest list

and there's only eight bedrooms and I don't even think I'm bringing the kids so then you'll definitely want to go oh yeah

yeah yeah it's going to be good so what are we going to do that's when I start drinking again how's the sober life listen I had a bit of a vape yesterday

it didn't go well the vaping is really hard vaping is fine well it's not fine no I gave up again I had five bit of a vape yesterday it didn't go well the vaping is really hard vaping is fine well it's not fine no I gave up again I had five puffs puffs yesterday I had five puffs

of the blue ras five puffs is fine I think five puffs is fine I know but five puffs turns into it just lives in your hand permanently it's like a

sixth finger that you just have yeah I didn't have any puffs but I did have six cigarettes I was filming something yesterday and it was kind of a long day a lot of waiting around have. Yeah, I didn't have any puffs now, but I did have six cigarettes. I was filming something yesterday and it was kind of a long day, a lot of waiting around and me and one of the other people filming it,

she was like, do you smoke? And I was like, I do today! So, yeah, it was just like chaining it. Of course it's bad, Jo, we know that. Jo, it killed my dad. But it's about balance. Yeah, her dad's dead, Jo. She gets it. God, I understand. I've been in the face of it. Six cigarettes yesterday, Mor killed my dad. But it's about balance. Yeah, her dad's dead, Jo. She gets it. God, I understand.

I've been in the face of it. Six cigarettes yesterday. Morpheus today. Balance. No cigarettes today. No cigarettes today. Susan was there to me, you know. I said, what are the rules?

What are the rules now that, like, my skin's hanging off for 24 hours? And she's like, well, no excessive sweating. And I was like, oh, can't go to the gym. Boo-hoo. And she's like, and no booze. And I went,'t go to the gym boo hoo and she's like and no booze and I went haha and she went

haha she's like I wasn't even going to say it to you because there's really no point Ewan doesn't even say stuff like that to me yeah he doesn't even say Susan is very sweet and she's trying to give you all the reals

because she's she's professional I'm sorry I just don't believe that like if you go running it runs all over your face and stuff

like come on well no it's basically because I said why no sweating I'm sorry, I just don't believe that like if you go running, it runs all over your face and stuff. Well, no, it's basically because I said, why no sweating? Because I do like to get a sweat on at the moment. I am trying to, as we know, rebuild my insides after the Prosecco tour. And I do, I have been known to fanny around on a treadmill. I do a kind of like a power walk up the hill, like an L one. Great for the arse. Great for the arse. Like you'll never get a better arse workout

and you really get your sweat on if you stick it up to if you stick the incline incline up to like 10 or 12 you can nearly fall off

the thing yeah but that really it's really hard even to try and do 15 minutes that is hard yeah 15 minutes is hard but anyway

so she was saying if you sweat because because I've had all these kind of incisions in my face and chest and my décollage

my dado rail tired as fuck look at that her tits are up to get Because I've had all these kind of incisions in my face and chest and my décollage. My dado rail. Tight as fuck. Look at that. Her tits are up to get your tits under your chin now. Wow. Sorry. She said if you sweat excessively, you could get a build up and you could have a break out of like spots.

I think that's the vibe. Oh, God. Well, when I have to shave my beard, sometimes I get spots. Well, Liv, who did my hair and makeup For that show yesterday Gave me a little Did she give you a little beard trim? She gave me a little shaved

No not beard trim I suppose we'll say it in a nicer way Let's be very careful How we say this Okay we'll say it in a nicer way Yeah she gave me a little De-fluff A de-fluff

Yeah A de-fluff And the door was open And all the cameramen I was like Would you fucking close the door Liv Please A bit of dignity please And she's shaving my face Spenny walked in on me all the cameramen I was like would you fucking close the door please a bit of dignity please

and she's shaving my face Spenny walked in on me the last time and I was like the thing just goes straight down and it's like what are you doing in here anyway come here

enough chit chat about Beards and Dodo Ralph tell me about the Barbie premiere last night well I couldn't wait to go

and see the Barbie movie like everyone else I've been waiting for a long, long time. And the reviews are really good. The reviews are amazing. Ryan Gosling's up for an Oscar. What? But I chose the life of having children.

Oh, Jesus. Don't tell me you wasted another premiere. So I got to the premiere. I spotted Margot Robbie. I got all dressed up. And then I had to go home before I even saw Ryan Gosling

in the flesh was Ryan there? Ryan Gosling was there he's never looked better but I only saw him like everybody else saw him so I had to go home because T was sick

but so last night we're in bed T is in the bevels because the temperature is like 40 degrees so we kept him in bevels and then Gigi

obviously sneaks in so I wake up in the middle of the night and literally there's just feet all over me we had the worst night's sleep anyway he's feeling much better today

after waking me up for an hour and a half folks no I'm sorry now we were talking about the Barbie premiere did you see what you wear

come on you could tell me those kids were in the ICU I want to know about the Barbie premiere I'm trying to say this in a way that well you looked amazing by the way thank you very much I love that dress I want to know I'm trying to say this in a way that well

you looked amazing by the way thank you very much I love that dress I was meant to wear that dress to Glastonbury randomly enough I don't think it would have

worked there no Karina Gaffey styled me for that so I wore that and I had these amazing Sophia Webster shoes which I'm very sad

to say goodbye to and Hadley cut my hair and Buster did my makeup I felt great I was so excited for it and we went there and I did see Margot Robbie I saw Will Ferrell

I love Will Ferrell Is he in it? Yeah I didn't know that Julepa like looked incredible She's absolutely

a rotten knockout That Versace dress she just looked incredible but okay so there was a thing and I don't know if it was a thing because then I saw other people getting pictures with the stars

but when I went in myself and everybody else were like ushered to another carpet so there was like the famous people carpet yeah which is like the Margot Robbie and everyone like that that you would kind of wish and hope to be mingling with like you do at other premieres because you do you're just on the carpet and you like no one's gonna go up to Margot Robbie and be like, oh. Like you leave them alone, but you just stare at them. Because that's what you need to do. But like everyone got sent

to the other end of the carpet. You're the scum. You're like, you're the scum celebrities. I was like the pond scum. That's disgusting. And like I could see her on the big screen, but I actually didn't spot her in real life. I saw, because it's actually funny

because we record our podcast in Leicester Square. Was it just outside here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because when I was coming in today, they were taking it all down. And I was like, oh my God, it was here. It was here. Margaret was here. She was there, but very far away, not within arm's reach.

But I would say that like, because you know, like when I went on about the BAFTAs, like you're literally standing beside like A-list celebs, like superstars. Yeah. But at this, it kind of felt like it was like segregated. It's disgusting. At this day and age, to segregate celebrities like that. I was segregated.

Very dangerous. I have never felt more Z-list in my life. Very dangerous. Very dangerous. Are we going to cancel Margaret Robbie? Is that what you're saying?

No, because I think that she went out of her way then to meet people and make an effort. But I'd already had to go home because of tea ruining my night. So you went to the Barbie premiere

and you didn't see the film I didn't even see the film but you know what I'm trying to take the I'm trying to take the good out of the bad I'm going to go with my kids I think they'd really enjoy it

I'm going to go I'm definitely they can't it's 12 rated are you joking me no it's for adults it's the bad it's just the bad of the bad then

it's all em kind of like subversive and feminist Gigi's going to hate us Gigi would love that Gigi us. Gigi would love that. Gigi hates women. Gigi would love that. She hates women.

She's a guy's girl. No, she loves women. Oh, does she indeed? Yeah, she does. Do you want, you sound like a bloke. I need to wear a lyrical top so she knows I'm a woman

because she's certainly not treating me like she likes me. Put on a different voice when you go in there, will you? Did you land the Daily Mail? No. Come on now. I didn't.

I'm going to take your road on this, Joanne. If I looked like you and was super photogenic and had loads of cool clothes, I wouldn't mind going and having my photo taken. I just can't stand having my photo taken. Do you know what, though? Do you know what? Like, I felt really like going and having my photo taken I just can't stand having my photo taken Do you know what though do you know what like I felt really like

and it's only with things like that like I feel really I only feel really uncomfortable for the whole time that I'm there but like I feel uncomfortable before I have to go and I know that like

you get your hair and makeup done and you feel great but you still are like I think you're kind of losing interest in it a little bit that kind of glitzy carpet life

I was only saying I actually rang my manager I was like I just want to be more Joanne to be honest with you I just want to go and live my life in a windowless hotel room

in Shepherd's Bush yeah well I thought that that looked like the good life to be honest it's a different type of celebrity life that it would make

I don't think I'd feel very comfortable in that world I know and sometimes I think I don't crave it I don't think I'd be happy in it and I felt like that

at Glastonbury I don't like being in massive crowds I actually be happy in it. And I felt like that at Glastonbury. I don't like being in massive crowds. I actually can't stand it. I think everyone is like that now because of the COVID. You just don't... Yeah, I don't like just... I feel like, you know,

even when Spencer is turned around and he's breathing on me in the middle of the night and I wake up and I'm like... Because I feel like he's stealing my air. I can't stand it. I feel claustrophobic. How's your hair began?

You've really worked on those control issues I see oh my therapy's going really well I told you you can't breathe between midnight and 7am Spencer get in the tank it's because I just have to face the other way so no one steals my oxygen stop sure Alan punched me in to face the other way so no one steals my oxygen stop

sure Alan punched me in the face the other night what so Alan has this huge bed it's gorgeous not like that I've seen it on Instagram you could be literally in that bed giving him a handjob I wouldn't even know you were there

it's so big but anyway I've been giving him a handjob I definitely have sex with him before yeah yeah of course couldn't be ours giving him a handjob I wouldn't even know you were there it's so big but anyway I'd be giving him a handjob I'd definitely have sex with him before I give him a handjob couldn't be ours giving him a handjob I'd just roll over

and scroll I'd take off my rings for you do you take off your rings every time well you'd have to because it I don't pre-plan them like that, so I'd never know.

What was the crack with that hotel room? Well, it was kind of a strange coincidence. So I'm back kind of staying in hotels in the UK, just travelling around. And the first hotel I was in was I was in Buckinghamshire. Buckinghamshire? Do you notice that me and you can't say... Buckinghamshire. Buckinghamshire in Buckinghamshire Buckinghamshire do you notice me and you can't say Buckinghamshire Buckinghamshire

Buckinghamshire yeah anyway so there I was and they sent me to my room I think shire sounds nicer we're only being polite yeah we're trying to

pimp you up exactly exactly so I was in the Buckinghamshire and I was staying in this hotel and I they sent me to my room and I guess

we're a bit spoiled now from doing the ghost tours where we stay in they're not fucking they're just nice hotels we're not staying in the Shelburne but they're nice hotels

you know what I mean they're nice they're nice-ish hotels yeah they're nice-ish that one that we didn't like actually we stayed again because I had a really comfy bed

really comfy bed like some of them were quite basic some of them were nice anyway I went to the room anyway and it was a single bed it was a single room

like I couldn't even I could barely get my suitcase in and I was looking at it going that's a really small oh my god that's a single bed so I rang down and I was like

hey because like just as an adult you're like I'm kind of done living in single beds I rang down I was like sorry

I think I'm in a single room and they were like you are yeah and I said I don't think I'm supposed to done living in single beds. And I was like, sorry, I think I'm in a single room. And they were like, you are? Yeah. And I said, I don't think I'm supposed to be in a single room. Did you book that or did a TV production company book it? What? And I said, no, I don't think I'm supposed to be in it. And they went, oh, no, you are.

They specifically asked you to be put in a single room. And I was like, excuse me? And she goes, yeah, they were very specific. They said single occupancy. And I said, no, that just means there's one person staying in the hotel room. It doesn't mean. Oh, no. So, you know know and you're like

Grant don't worry about it it's fine did that have a window a single bed and no window it did have a window that one did have a window so anyway I'm going to Edinburgh

for a couple of days in August to watch shows I saw what you posted can't wait and I was looking for accommodation and there was of course because it's

the Edinburgh Fringe the rooms are insanely expensive and there was a hotel that it's the Edinburgh Fringe the rooms are insanely expensive and there was a hotel that it was it's me and another girl going and it was two grand

for three nights and the room has no window and I was like how are they getting away with that anyway

I was while I was looking at this I was en route to my next hotel in London in Shepherd's Bush went into the room huge set of curtains and the room was really dark, pulled out, pulled across the curtains, there was just a huge wall, and a little prison cell window

up the top. I just don't understand. And I was like, I rang down, I said, hey, hiya, I said, my room has, there's no windows in it? And they went went oh yeah are you in room blah blah blah I was like yeah

they're like oh yeah do you want to come back down I said I do yeah I said I'm here for three days like it would be different if you arrived at midnight and you were gone at 6am so I went down

I'd feel like I'd again clusterfuck you'd want your mental health to be pretty in a really good place because you couldn't climb out of that window if there was an accident well but maybe that's place. Because you couldn't climb out of that window if there was an accident.

Well, maybe that's a good thing. Can't throw yourself out the window. Because you'd get pretty depressed in that room. So I went down and they're like, we're really sorry. It was like they forgot that room existed. They're like, we're so sorry. And they put me in a different room. But I was like, surely it's on the system.

This room has no windows. This room is crap. Only use it if we have literally nothing else. on the system this room has now this room is crap only use it if we have literally nothing else here are

oh well I know we're already going to like this Joe has been wanking off to this one clearly so about four years ago I went on holiday

with my ex-boyfriend to Thailand was he your ex when she went well I don't know we'll have to actually read into it I doubt it

anyway Thailand nice the trip was glorious and I'd spent months planning hotels locations and trips galore as well as paying for most of it

three days the bitterness has already begun to seep in yeah yeah yeah not a holiday you enjoyed three days before

we were due to fly home I decided to treat myself to a spa day so he agreed to go and watch the football in a nearby bar after enjoying my facial and massage

approximately five hours later I joined him at the bar and we spent a lovely evening together and even had sex when we got home fair play

ew obviously it wasn't enjoyable sex yeah fast forward she did it she got through it yeah

oh fast forward to the next day and we decided to visit a nearby snake farm Joe get your hands out of your pants it's a place you can visit

touch hold and play oh god I don't think you can read this in front of Joe sounds kind of sexy what's going on

you can touch hold play with all kind of poisonous snakes little did I know I was hanging out with the snakiest snake of all. This girl could be a writer.

I love it. Now I'm not the type to ever look through someone else's. Ah, none of us are. A phone. Yeah. It wouldn't be like me then.

No, I wouldn't usually do something like that. But if it's on the table and he's not in the room, what else is a woman supposed to do? Only crack open the back and take the chip and have a copy and he's not in the room what else is a woman supposed to do? Only crack open the back and take the chip

and have a copy and then read it in your own time. However, the universe must have been trying to send me a message as one of the keepers started to cover my boyfriend

from head to toe in snakes. As he stood there with at least 10 snakes hanging off each arm he asked me to take his phone out of my bag and catch her

at this incredible moment. Just as I took the phone and got ready to take a picture the message popped up on the screen from his best friend with the zipped mouth emoji oh no feeling inclined to click on the message i carried on pretending everything was fine and asked him to continue to pose for the pics oh no i'm scared to my horror i read the message he'd sent to his friend the night before. Just had sex with the fittest woman in Thailand. Only cost me 300 baht. She has no idea. Please don't say a word.

Instantly asked my boyfriend in utter shock. Did you cheat on me yesterday while I was getting my massage? Unable to move or run due to being covered in snakes, he stood there and had to admit it. Okay, do you want to know my very first take from that? Aside from him being an arsehole I'd be like you could have given me a fucking STI

yeah I'm not saying he didn't use a condom but they're not 100% protective and he paid to have sex with someone in Thailand and then he fucked your girlfriend that is bullshit and that's why you're a turd and I hope you got

eaten by a snake I wish I was as passionate about sexual health as you are I would never even think about that that would be my first I'd be like

you need to check if you gave her an STI from me I'll tell you what I have this real you need to ring up this poor Thai sex worker and see if she's okay

because I don't know where I've been it's one it's just one thing that freaks me out yeah I know you're right you're right to be aware

I have the same fear this is okay crabs and nits are the same fear for me I don't want I like I'm so frightened when my kids bring nits are the same fear for me. I don't want, I'm so frightened of when my kids bring nits home from school because I can't bear thinking of them living on my head

just as I can't bear thinking about a crab pinching my vagina. I know, but they're not, I don't think they're actual crabs though. I don't think they're like sea urchins that walk sideways. I think crabs are gone now anyway, aren't they? No, if anything, they're back. Everything's back. No, I think we swapped out crabs with super gonorrhea or something. Crabs are gone now anyway aren't they no if anything they're back everything's back no I think we swapped out

crabs with super gonorrhea or something crabs are gone it's just what that's terrible I feel sorry for her but at least is it over

is that it but it's over yeah oh wow like you've got five errors and that's what you decided to spend your time doing of course he did like

just break up and leave her alone like you don't have like she's not like you can tell like you don't have like she's not like you can tell her you don't be with her anymore it's not a game to play I know

this is what this is what I'm not gonna say men because I'm sure there's oh there's definitely shaky girls out there I have to say women

for diversity but like you know I don't see a woman running off while her boyfriend's having a massage and riding a tie

sex worker I just you know I don't maybe they have done it but it's very much it feels like that's kind of lads buzz lads

and then texting his friend about it texting his friend it's so cool like you're such a sap sap what a sap ladies need your help.

Bloody love the pod. What would you do? Just found out that the guy I've been dating for a year, a year, is married. Didn't find out through him, but one of my friends was searching, was like something doesn't add up as he never wanted me to meet his friends.

But I liked him so much, I kept making excuses for him. Anyway, she found him and his wife with a lovely profile pic of their wedding. Feeling like a bloody fool for not realising, but he just spun so many lies about why I would never get to meet his friends. Do I tell his wife or not?

Oh, God. He's told me since finding out that she cheated on him and they've been broken up for a while. Fucking liar. Yeah. But he told me since finding out that she cheated on him and they've been broken up for a while. Fucking liar. Yeah. But he told me he wasn't married when we met. Okay. First of all, he's a complete liar. I wouldn't believe a word out of his mouth.

I would just cut my ties. I wouldn't bother telling him. I think I would just go. Yeah. This is a mess. This is a mess. You've wasted my time. You're a snake. Good luck. I think it would be amazing if you could tell his wife but she will probably

turn around and hate you and it will just be more stress on you and I think that you don't know what goes on in their marriage anyway. You don't know what goes on.

She might have an inkling. She might not. Like, you don't know how it's going to go. I think it's too, it would be too much for me to kind of contact the wife

and go down that road. I just wouldn't want that stress on myself. I'd be like, do you know what? Leave him at it. Leave the two of them at it. I just want to go now. I didn't know. It's also very unfair to rope someone into a relationship when you're married and them not know.

At least if they have the information, they can decide to go down that road or not. For them not to know. He is, he's just like, he's such a cake and eat it. But I just don't understand the point of this like just decide what you

want to do stop fucking around with two people well it happened to a friend of mine where she was seeing this guy

and like that she got kind of sus and I might have told that story before she just felt there was something

up and then like that he knows social media that's a huge yeah that's a huge, you know,

you know, that's a big one. You know, you're either a loser or a psycho. Exactly. You're either some sort of social idiot and apt hermit or you're cheating on your wife.

You said one of my favorite words, by the way, on last week's pod. Just that reminded me. Berserk? No, berserk no berserk satiated what a word

satiated great word satiated great word I used it earlier did you indeed very smart I was always eating

my chicken drumstick in the taxi you're like oh I'm so satiated I've never been more satiated I ate a chicken drumstick in the taxi and I was going to take a video

because I was like, I've taken it too far. It wasn't an Uber, I'll have you know. That's a rat. You're having your rat girl summer where you're just running around eating bits and bobs here and there off the streets. Rat girl summer. It's the new trend.

Everyone's having a rat girl summer. Sorry, tell me about your friend. Oh, you're one. So anyway, she sends her with something up and then he knows socials, like I said. She didn't know his surname. Yeah. No, they were seeing each other a while.

I was like, well, that's a little bit of a flag. So she got him to do a bit of work around the house. She's such a smart woman. She got him to do a bit of work around the house that she'd owe him money for. So to owe money, she had to revolut him. To revolut him, she needed a surname. Something like this.

Something like this. I remember the details. It was something like that. Got his surname, went went in found an RIP .ie page from his father dying got his

his wife's name found the wife blah blah blah she contacted the wife's best friend so she went through her Facebook

saw who the friend was contacted her told her and then she drove up to Dublin and told the wife and then her and my friend worked up to Dublin and told the wife and then her and my friend

worked together to ensnare him and he came home one day and she said I know what you've been doing blah blah blah and then he denied it

and went out of the house but her and my friend kind of stayed in touch about what had gone on and they became like a little they aligned and what happened

with the couple then? oh she kicked him out oh my god I know but the thing is that you'd be kind of torn do you want to be that involved

do you not if she takes him back you've kind of put yourself out for nothing you've kind of brought that stress I can see why she went

to the best friend and not the wife because I think that like she's like I'm not ringing the wife directly you can't like spring something like that onto somebody

from a stranger it's nicer coming from a friend I thought it was actually a really nice touch he's like that's a nice touch it is a nice touch yeah well that's it

that's it Fag Joanne they're all my thoughts Joanne Jo we're done that's it that's it we're finished for the summer holidays

we are not I know I'm going on my summer holidays I know I'm going on my summer holidays I know I'm going on my holly bobs You're on your holly bobs Holly hoes I'm going on my holly hoes

Where are you going again? I'm going to see In my mum's house Oh yeah I'm going to be sucking away I love the way you went I'm going to see I'm in my mum's house

I'm not going to see Sandra at all I wouldn't be going to Sandra's house If Sandra were there No way No No You'd be sleeping in the garden No you No. You'd be sleeping in the garden. No, you couldn't.

I would be sleeping in the garden. Our ghosted tour, our autumn tour is going to be kicking off soon. And we still have tickets to Salvo. We've still got a London date. We've got some Brighton. We've got some Bristol. We've got some Liverpool. We have one Apollo left.

Belfast. We have our Dublin three arena. Which one is left? The last one. The last one is left. We've got some Mayo left. Belfast. We have our Dublin Three Arena. Which one is left? The last one. The last one is left. We've got some mayo left. The Royal Theatre. The mayo, yeah.

Castle Bar. Because we put a second mayo on. And then we have got some left. Killarney. We just put on our Kerry one, which is the INEC. INECC. INECC?

I did a Joanne job on that. Does that make sense out of that?