NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria
00:00Hello, and welcome to another episode of the No Such Things a Fish internationalfact ball brought to you by the QILs in association with VisitEngland.com. Myname is Anna Tyshinski and joining me today are Andy Murray, James Hawkin andDan Schreiber and today's match is Belgium versus Algeria. So guys, anythinginteresting about Algeria?Algeria is the oldest known country where magic mushrooms were taken.Ah, yeah, really? Yep. About seven to nine thousand years ago there is a muralwhich is thought to depict the species Silicae but Maire, which is the magic
00:41mushroom. It's also the first place thatOrangina came from. It's the soft drink Orangina is from Algeria.It only became French after the country. It was kind of one in the war,the war of independence. What, so when France gained Orangina?A lot of things that we think of French are actually Algerian, aren't they?Really?Albert Camus was he Algerian?Yes, he was the goalkeeper of his Algerian university football team.
01:05No, we're really sucking but not talking about football.No more football.Yeah, sorry.Tarzan of the Apes was filmed in Algeria.It's a weird place to film Tarzan. They have very little jungle.They have I think almost 90% of Algeria is a Sahara desert, isn't it?Yeah.It is huge. Inside Algeria you could fit most of Western Europe including the whole of
01:24Germany, Spain, France, the UK, Poland, Italy and Portugal. So it's pretty large.That's pretty big.But all their people, it's kind of like Australia, they're packed into about 12% of the land massbecause all the rest of it is Saharan desert.10% of the world's helium comes from Algeria.Are we running out of helium?Yes, we are.That's why people's voices are getting deeper and deeper.
01:48There is more of a culture of women not having such a rough time in Algeria.At the moment, women in Algeria make up 70% of its lawyers and 60% of its judgesand 60% of university students are female.Yeah, that's very exciting.Someone who lived in Algeria until about the 18th century, they were known as Algerians.Really?Yeah, which is quite a nice word.Yeah, sounds like a fruit.
02:11Yeah, exactly. And clementines come from Algeria.They were first grown in the north in Algeria by Father Clement Rodier.Oh, wow. Well, speaking of food, a bunch of Algerians publicly ate lunch during Ramadan todemonstrate against people being persecuted for not observing Ramadan.That's my kind of protest.That I can get on board with.Pretty brave protest. That was in August last year.That was August last year, yeah.
02:37Okay, this is in 1999, 149 Algerians died from scorpion bites.Wow.In 2007, in a marketplace in Algeria, one man was trying to sell a donkey to another man,and they were bartering over the price of the donkey, and they bartered for so longthat the donkey ate the huge pile of cash that one man had brought to pay for the donkey.And they didn't notice until it had all been consumed.And the case had to be referred to the Supreme Court in the end,because no one else could decide who the donkey therefore belonged to.
03:10Speaking of four-legged animals, one of the oldest traditional practices isram fighting. People make rams fight each other.I don't think people fight rams.Oh, I thought it might be where you ram into somebody.Yeah, Saint Augustine, born in Algeria.Yeah, who's born in Hippo, wasn't he?Born in Hippo is the Bishop of Hippo.That's an Algerian city, Hippo.
03:30Yes, meaning horse.What?Yeah, Hippo means horse.So Hippopotamus means river horse in Greek.Yeah, all hippos are actually horses.Didn't know that.Like a fancy dress party.Oh, this is great.
03:42Oh, this is one horse in the front of the hippo,and there's another one in the back of the hippo.So there was an uprising in Algeria in 1856 of the Marabou people,and that was in French Algeria, it was at the time.And the Marabou people claimed they could perform works of magic,and that was making them quite powerful.And Napoleon III, French Napoleon III obviously wanted to quell this uprising.And so he sent the most famous magician of the era
04:06to go and prove to these Marabou people that their magicianwas more powerful than the Algerian magician,and they better chill out.Who was that?That magician was Houda, who obviously he gave.Houdin.Houdin.Houdini's the man who Houdini took his name after.
04:20Indeed, yes.And he turned up and he performed all sorts of incredible tricks,and apparently he did intimidate the Algerians into submission.Yeah, did they use electromagnetism on a big metal boxso that nobody else could lift itbecause it was held down by an electromagnet,and then he surreptitiously turned off the magnetand lifted it himself.
04:37I'm probably out of the magic circle nowthat I told you how he did that trick.Yeah, so that was okay.It was an electromagnet box.Well, let's take off.You've already been excommunicated twicefrom the Roman Catholic Church.Now you're out of the magic circle.
04:48You can have no more subs to pay by the end of the year.It's going to be a really cheap 2015 for you.And the largest meat-eating dinosaur known to have lived on earthwas found in Algeria.That's the Cacharo Dontosaurus Saharicus.It's a bit like a T-Rex only a little bit bigger.Small hands, big heart.It's Dontosaurus.
05:13Oh, that was the whistle for half time.So that's Algeria covered,and now we're going to bring you our QI quizbrought to you by VisitEngland.com.We've got three questions about England for you.Let's kick off with Andy.My question is, what is the only town in Englandnamed after a novel?
05:31It's also got punctuation in the actual place name.It should be another clue.50 Shades of Grays in Essex.It is not.Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.That's got an apostrophe.Yes, but it's a town, right?It's only a book, not a town.
05:45Stone is a town.I don't even know what that is.Anywho, no time for guessing.On to the next one.No time for more guessing.Question number two from James.My question is, why did Mad Jackgive everybody in Shrewsbury 10 pounds?
05:58He was a bloody nice guy.Thanks for that.And now to question number three from Dan.Yes, the Queen of England could be addressedin a number of ways,but what does Brian Blessed like to call her?Brian Blessed being the thespian actorwith a booming voice for those who don't know him.
06:17And also for those who don't know Dan,Brian Blessed being his main life obsession.For those people who don't know the Queen,look at your back notes.Visit VisitEngland.com.I'm sure she's referenced somewhere.Okay, thanks for that, guys.And that's halftime over onto the second half.
06:35And we are going to find out some interesting stuffabout Belgium.French fries.French fries.French fries in Belgium.Really?Belgium fries.Okay, well, they had a French fries revolution.
06:48Is that just an occasionwhere they turned all the French fries around?Nice.No.What it was, the Belgium went the longestof any country without a government.So young people started what they call the Frite Revolutiewith the fries revolution
07:04because that's a symbol of the country.Yeah.And there were lots of ideas.There were demonstrations.Protesters in Ghent occupied one of the city squaresand then the country which had gone longestwithout a government before that was Iraq.So they invited an Iraqi delegate to come
07:17and hand over a trophy as the longest running countrywithout a functioning government.541 days they went, didn't they, without a government?I think Belgium has the world's only carrot museum.Oh, they have a lot of very weird museumsin Brussels.There's a sewer museum.There's a street lighting museum.
07:34And there's also the wardrobe of the mannequin piss,you know, that little statue.They dress it up every yearand he has more than 800 costumeswhich you can go and visit in this museum.There's also an underpants museum.What's that?Yeah, it's a Belgian artist called Jean Bouquet.
07:50Are we sure his mom didn't just visit his flat one day,walk in and go, this is disgusting?And he went, no, no, it's my museum.No, mom.And you didn't pay the admission fee.The gift shop's a bit weird, but...Speaking of gift shops, Brussels International Airportis the world's biggest chocolate selling point.
08:08The chocolate selling location sells the most chocolate in the world.It sells more than 800 tons of chocolate every year.Whoa!I feel like I've been thereand I feel like they sell a lot of smurfs as well.Smurfs were invented by a Belgian, right?Tintin as well, Belgian.Is he?
08:22That's cool.I believe so.Oh, he's based on a real-life war correspondentcalled Robert Sexe.That's all I know about Tintin.Amazing.Also duffel coats are Belgian.Oh, yeah.
08:34And the saxophone, invented by not Robert Sexe,but Adolf Sax.Yes, and he has a museum in Brussels as well,which I've been to.They have a lot of very small, specific...They're quite like celebratingquite weird things in their museums.I like it.
08:49Yeah, I went to the Sax Museumand was very disappointed when I went through the time.There's a real-life sax show happening.But the thing is, it was an amazingly controversial thingfor him to invent.So on one occasion at a show,before it was displayed as this new invention,they kicked one of his saxophones to death so badly.
09:06To death?Yeah.They kicked one of his saxophones,so it was so badly bent out of shapethat he couldn't show it.And someone was killed on his doorstepand he thought it was one of his apprenticeswho'd been mistaken for him.
09:17So it was an amazingly controversial thing to invent.The saxophone.He spent years in the courtsand he was tricked out of moneyand driven to bankruptcy.Yeah.Here's something controversial.The cat and stoet was a medieval festival in Belgium
09:32in which cats were thrown from a belfry tower.Did you know that only 2% of Belgiansknow the words to their own national anthem?There is a very strong history of not knowing it.For example, in 2007,a Belgian politician was asked to sing the national anthemand he accidentally sang the French one.He started singing the Marseillais
09:50instead of Belgians at La Bancon.They do celebrate weird thingsthat you were saying earlier, Andy.Every year on August the 15th,Belgium has an international regatta of bathtubs.25,000 people tend to turn up.It's a one-kilometer race down the River Meursin the town of Dino.
10:07They've been going since 1982and they just jump in bathtubswith various decorations on them.Race down.I like the sound of Belgium.I'm really into this country.Yeah, they seem slightly nuts,but still cool at the same time.
10:18Great museums.I love the Belgian townor the Belgian exclave of Baal-Her-Tog.Oh, yeah, I've been there.Why is that?Have you?Yeah.So to explain, it's a Belgian exclave.
10:28It's in the Netherlands.So it's within the Netherlands,but it's an exclave of Belgium.So it's 22 little pocketsand there are borders between Belgiumand the Netherlands all over the place,all over this little town, aren't they?And they're marked with little white crosses.
10:39Yeah, that's right.There are white crosses on the floorso you can hop over from one country to the otherwhenever you want.And also, all of the houses have little flags on them,either Belgian flags or Netherlands flags,so you know whether they're in Belgium or the Netherlands.So what's an exclave?
10:53It's just...So an exclave is a piece of a countrythat's fully surrounded by another country.Oh, okay.There are a lot of housesthat are built across the border,so you decide what nationality your house isby where the front door is.
11:05That's right.Oh, wow.Wow.That's fantastic.Such a confusing place.It's a really cool place.I recommend anyone goes there.We're going to have to wrap on Belgium.
11:13Anyone want to throw in some...They invented roller skates in 1760.The guy who invented them,when he was debuting them,almost killed himself by crashing into a giant mirror.Who's that other guy who invented roller skates as well as me?Yeah, these are my invention.Hey, you, come here.
11:32Oh, that's the full-time whistle.Well done to both the competitors.Time's up.And it's now time for the answersto our QI Visit England quiz.So, Andy, what was your question and answer?The only town in Englandto feature punctuation
11:49and which is named after a novelis Westwood Ho exclamation mark in Devon.They named it after the noveland then the author Charles Kingsleygot very annoyed that they had done sobecause they hadn't actually asked permission.It was just to get tourists in.OK, thanks for that, Andy.
12:02James, what was your answer?My answer to the question,why did Mad Jack give everyone in Shrewsbury £10?This was in 1819.He wanted to become an MPand so he bribed everyone in the town £10and they all voted for him and he became an MP.That's very clever.
12:19Yeah, Jack Mitten.Not allowed, I don't think, in this day and age.Frowned upon, certainly.Dan, your question?Yes, the Queen.The Queen, we all know her as Queen Elizabeth,the second, but Brian blessed.What does he know her as?
12:35The answer is he calls her knuckles.He calls her knuckles because anytime he meets her,she hits him on his hand with her knuckles.Oh, like a fist pump.No, no, he goes off on a lot of adventuresand she gets very worried about himand so she says, don't go on those adventuresand she hits his hands and so he's like, knuckles.
12:56And then she also gets him to say Gordon's alive.Apparently, she's a massive Flash Gordon fan,according to Brian Blessed.OK, so they're all the answers.Of course, you didn't get to win any prizeseven if you knew all the answers,but you can win a prize if you go to visitengland.comwhere you'll have the chance to enter a ballot
13:11and win some just fantastic, brilliant, marvelous QI goodies,including a signed book if you're lucky.And so now I think it's only left to decide who won that matchand I guess totally arbitrarily James is going to pick a winner.I am going to go for the guy who invented the roller skates.Yeah, I think we have to go for Belgium.All right, Belgium, congratulations.Algeria, hard luck.
13:36OK, if you want to get in touch with any of usto register any strong feelings you have about this podcast,you can get Dan on...At Shriverland.You can get James on...My Twitter is at Eggshaped.You can get Andy on...At Andrew Hunter M.
13:49And you can't get me at all because I don't have a Twitter feed,but you can email elves at qi.com and I will respond there.And thanks for listening, guys.Join us tomorrow when we'll be pittingtwo countries against each other and those countries will be...They will be Cameroon and Chile.Cameroon and Chile.Join us then. Bye.
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