On Display with Melissa Gorga - Single Plans and Onlyfans (w/ Larsa Pippen)

Episode Date: August 18, 2022

Melissa invites mother, businesswoman, and star of the Real Housewives of Miami, Larsa Pippen, onto the show to talk about returning to the franchise, finding yourself outside of the spotlight, and ho...w to bounce back into dating after your ex checked off all the boxes.  Larsa also gives us an update on her Onlyfans experience, and how she thinks her dad may have cursed the profits.  This week's sponsors:  Huggies - Special Delivery Diapers: huggies.com  InfinitiPRO by Conair - Cool Air Styler: conair.com/infinitipro-by-conair®-cool-air-styler/CD2112.html OSEA - Skin Care: oseamalibu.com, promo code: MELISSA (10% off first order)

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This episode of on display is brought to you by Huggies special delivery diverse. Bring that same energy you had 30 minutes ago. Talk all that shit that you were talking 30 minutes ago. Don't come here and try to like tip it over on the situation. Okay, so this next guest is someone who I am a huge fan of. She's a reality TV star. She's on the real housewives of Miami and she's an extremely successful business woman. She's also a mom to four gorgeous kids, ladies and gentlemen, Larsa Pippin. Hi. Hi.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Hi, pretty. I'm excited to be on here with you. I know. I'm excited to have you. You know, you're the first like Miami girl I've spoken to. So I'm excited about that. I haven't spoken to a Miami girl yet. Okay. Well, it's hot.
Starting point is 00:00:59 I see on the side of town. I know you guys came back and came back with a vengeance and we will get into that. But I want to say like, you guys jumped up to like a fan favorite like quickly. Like everyone was going really, really crazy over Miami. I watch it and I don't watch all the housewives franchise is because I'm overwhelmed with housewives and I'm just like sometimes I have to like decompress. But I did watch it because my mother is also very, very obsessed with it.
Starting point is 00:01:29 So and she's a fan. She's a major fan of you. She loves you so much. Donna Marko's a fan. But wait, how has it been? How has it been since you've like come back on? How are you feeling about everything? Talk to me about your life for a minute.
Starting point is 00:01:43 I feel like it's like better this time around. I mean, you know, like you have a family on there. I feel like when I did it 10 years ago, I was married to Scotty and I kind of was like, I wanted to like make sure that his brand wasn't going to be jeopardized by like a crazy girl in the show, you know, so I was really protective over my family. My kids were a lot younger. So I feel like this time around, I think I'm more comfortable, you know, I'm more comfortable being on the show. I'm, you know, just more open, I think. I can tell that you are 100% more comfortable in your skin this time around. Like you can just tell, you're, you can, you're not holding back, you're saying what you want to say, you're owning who you
Starting point is 00:02:22 are, you're owning what your life is, you're owning how gorgeous you are, and what your body looks like. You know, so I can appreciate it, honestly, and I see it, and I think the fans can see that too. Like, why do you think that is that you're more comfortable this time? Is it because you're no longer with Scotty?
Starting point is 00:02:40 Or like, what do you think it is? I don't know. I think like, I'm the kind of person I'm really consumed in like whatever I do. So like, I was a Scotty from the time I was 21 years old. So that was like my life, you know, was like me. I had four kids like super early. So I was still consumed with like Scotty and my kids. And then like now it's like my kids are already like you know doing what they love to do in their own lane. So it's like, this is like the time for me to focus on, you know, do things that I want to do, do things that I enjoy doing.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Right. And I think we're very similar that way. Obviously, I've been with Joe since I'm 24 and I just started popping out babies within the first year. And then, you know, I feel like that's what consumed me. I was always just a little wife, a little mommy. I didn't really have something of my own other than being a mom and raising these kids. And I think when I got more comfortable and just was ready
Starting point is 00:03:32 to be like, wait, I actually have things that I want to do and that I want to create. And I'm actually pretty creative, deep down inside. Like, let me move, let me do things. I feel like it kind of, I feel like there's a difference from season three when I first jump on the show to season 13, which is now where you can just stand there and you just own it. And it's also something where you're not married. There's almost like
Starting point is 00:03:54 nothing they can hold over your head. Also, right? I think in your case, like, you guys are a good tag team. So it's like for you guys, like, I ride with you guys. Like you guys are no one's gonna like mess your family because you guys are so like united. And I feel like with Scotty night, like he's not like he doesn't like the camera. He doesn't want to be like on a beat. He never wanted to be on TV like that. You know, I think so it would put more pressure on us, you know. And so I did it that once he's me hated it. And I was like, okay, forget it. Thanks for letting me do it. I won't do it again.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Right. So I think it's, you have to have a partner that like wants to ride that wave with you, right? Of course, like it makes it, the girls who the husbands are like on board and they have a like a career that is, that works with it. It's the men who are like the CEOs of like big companies
Starting point is 00:04:44 who have like, they are just like get out of here. I can't, they can't be embarrassed at the Christmas party. But guys like and it's like, you know, Scottie's a celebrity in his own right, he's a massive star. So it's like, I can see him saying like, listen, we're already doing this. We don't need to add this and you were going to feel guilty 24 hours a day, just almost bringing him down because sometimes you do feel like you make a deal with the devil joining the show. That I mean personally, don't ask me about that this week.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Because this, I feel like I've been put in situations. I'm like, I don't even have these kind of conversations with people at dinner. I don't quote a restaurant and argue with women. I just don't do that, you know? I know. But you feel like it puts you in a different situation. It's definitely something you have to get used to.
Starting point is 00:05:28 And I feel like when I was just back last season, I felt like I didn't want to be a psycho on the show. And I took, took, took. Melissa, I left a couple times crime. Because I was like, it's not me. It's not really me to belittle another woman. Do you know what I'm saying? I don't do that. But then you get to a point where you was like, it's not me, it's not really me to like the little another woman. Do you know what I'm saying? I don't wanna do that.
Starting point is 00:05:46 But then you get to a point where you're like, hey, let me tell you what time it is. If you want me to tell you, I will tell you. Like, I'll show you, because I can argue and I can fight back. I just don't want to, you know, I just, I'm not like that, but I could be like that. If you need me to, I can check you.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Right. So I felt like last season, like in the beginning, I was literally like leaving crying, because I was like, some of the people on the show just didn't understand boundaries. And like, you know, I don't leave my kids in my homes. Like, I don't leave my situation to go and be around some barbaric type of people, you know?
Starting point is 00:06:17 So it's like, it's just, it makes you feel like, you know, this last season that we just finished, I was a psychopath, by the way. I was like, no, you should pull the fuck up. No, you sit your ass. Like, now I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh my God. I'm like, who am I? I'm like, where was this Larsa?
Starting point is 00:06:35 Cause literally, I've never felt with anyone. I'm like, I'm not a fighter. Like, I'm like, the done like, peaceful person. Like, I'm not even like that. But apparently, there's a side to me that like every now and then comes out. She's in there. She's well, you know what, it's the crazy part is and me after so many years and now that you're getting back into it, it's almost like we're trained
Starting point is 00:06:56 fighters. Like I am a professional verbal argument. Like I can argue or like I can literally know you're like good for right now. you're like okay, you're like a It's like you're slight attorney. You're a slight attorney because every scene that I'm in and especially me I you know, I don't know if you watch Jersey. Do you watch Jersey? No, you're a show with my favorite one by the way That's you I'm so happy. Thank you Your show I but I've always been you know, I watch it with Lauren. Oh, okay. So there we, yes, we have a mutual friend, also, who's an amazing woman, by the way.
Starting point is 00:07:30 So yeah, you watch it with Lauren. I know, I get Lauren's text and she's like, I will kill everyone. Yeah, they're watching it and I'm like, oh my God, I can't believe they said that about Melissa. Like, no, like no, like she'll start texting and we just like, we make it. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:07:44 No, it's crazy. But knowing my position on the show, a lot of times for some reason, I have people coming at me or making things up about me or wanting to prove, which is the hard part for me. And I'll ask you about this for yourself. But like, I feel like someone's always out there to try to prove that I'm a bad person or try to prove like she's not what she says she is like and it's a constant battle where I feel like I'm an attorney at some points like and I'm literally arguing the jury with my own argument and like I've I'm like listen after this I'm just going to go to law school because I am the best arguer there is, is arguer word. I don't know. Not sure if that's the one.
Starting point is 00:08:27 I totally get what you're saying, because it was kind of like that for me too. And now I feel like I'm good for it, by the way. Now, I'm like you, I'm good for it. If you say something that's not true, I think for me, what gets on my nerves is like, I can't go anywhere without people talking about me. Like my divorce, my this, every time I'm seen with someone, it's like I have to get like the backlash, right? But some of the girls on the show,
Starting point is 00:08:52 it's like they do the bare minimum and expect to get like the most. I know. It doesn't work like that. Like no. So if you want me to be open honest and be open honest as well, you know, it doesn't work like that.
Starting point is 00:09:05 Well, it's not, it's totally not fair. We definitely have some people who drag their feet on the show and they stay very Switzerland or they play that role the whole time. But don't you feel like that's only when the cameras are on because when the cameras are off, they're like the like biggest mouths, right? Like I have a couple of girls. I'm like, why don't you say this when the cameras are on? I want to catch your first chance.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Bring that same energy you had 30 minutes ago. Like talk all that shit that you were talking 30 minutes ago. Don't come here and try to like tip it over on the situation. And I would like to try that. We definitely have one or two like that. We definitely do want to mention any names. Do you want to say anyone who's? I think I believe you.
Starting point is 00:09:45 We have a couple that are like that too. But what is, so are you, you're completely divorced right now, right? Are you a single girl? You're a single girl. Are you dating? I mean, I feel like dating is hard. It is.
Starting point is 00:10:00 How do you date right now? So girls like where I'd say I'd be like you, where you know, three kids kids high profile marriage that you had whatever it is like how do you go into dating at this point. I feel like I am kind of mentally in a place of like I was married to a really famous guy that was really cute that had a good body that was really successful. That gave me four gorgeous kids. So where the hell are you going to find a guy that
Starting point is 00:10:24 can like fill in, it doesn't have to be all of them, but a few of those boxes, it's kind of hard. It's not that, I thought it was gonna be easier to be honest with you. And then once I like started dating, I'm like, I'm gonna have to like come to the realization that I'm not gonna get it all.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Like, I was not gonna have anything. I had a great run, I had a great relationship. Like the first, you know, I was met for 23 years. Wow. 20th of all. I did not realize that. That's a real because you got married so young. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:53 I mean, my son is playing for the Lakers. Like imagine, like my son's 21 years old. Like that. Oh my god. It is insane. It's insane. Yeah. And Tonya, so my daughter just turned 17, which is insane too.
Starting point is 00:11:05 And that's like, I came, I have someone I couldn't drive, which to me is crazy. Do you know, so great to see your kids like grow up and like you guys are my kids, you're like my best friends. I do everything with them. Yeah. Well, that's the, that's, that's obviously the special part. And that's what reality shows that were on. That's the one thing. It's like the family bond is the family bond and that's how and I feel like you run the same
Starting point is 00:11:28 roads with your kids. That is one thing we are not breaking around here. There's a lot of things we will do. There's a lot of you know scenes will be in and but when it comes to our immediate family, like it's no, it's no. It's like we're backing each other up till the end. There's no dividing here unless you, you know, unless there's a real reason to,
Starting point is 00:11:45 then that's gonna happen. But I feel like you are close with your kids. I can totally see that. You have them with you all the time. Yeah, I do. And they're older. They're older. They're older, but like I feel like,
Starting point is 00:11:57 like Scotty and I never went on vacation without our kids. We took our kids ever where we went. We would just take a lot of help and like hang out the kids all day. I would make sure they dinner. I would like, you know, read the Bible with them. I would just take a lot of help and like hang out the kids all day. I would make sure they dinner. I would like, you know, read the Bible with them. I would like say a prayer with them, whatever, put them to sleep and then I would go out. And maybe that was because I had three boys and my boys were wild when they were little. Like they were sure. I was like, I have to make sure
Starting point is 00:12:17 they're in bed before I go out. So like everyone is like, you're such a night owl. I'm like, I've been a night owl my whole life. Like imagine, like, you know, my nights would start at 10.30 because I had to make sure my kids were in bed. Right. Right. Summer is here. So ladies, let's get out and look glowing. Whether you're by the pool on the beach or just at the Jersey Shore, we all want that. Do we look? But do we summer skin isn't just for your face with the right products. You can get a full body glow. OCS skin care and body care products help you get your skin ready for every summer look.
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Starting point is 00:15:16 asking honestly because I really don't know. I feel like I just got divorced and I think it's been like six months. It hasn't been that long. But art will be like two years. Okay, so it's been two years that it's been, that okay, got it, okay, and it's official. Do you ever regret that? Is it true to say like the grass is green or not greener on the other side to women who are like teetering back and forth?
Starting point is 00:15:39 No, I feel like for me, I think it's like, if you can be on your own, if you're not leaving for someone else and you're okay being alone until like you meet that right person, like for me, I feel like I'm happy alone. Like it's kind of messed up, but I feel like I'm happy alone. It's not messed up. It's a beautiful thing actually that you can sit there
Starting point is 00:15:56 and say like, I don't need anyone, I'm good. And if I meet somebody great, but I have my kids in my life and that's that. That's exactly where I am. But I do feel like, I feel like, relationships are great, they're really hard. And I feel like I had a great relationship for so long. A lot of people, for me, it's not like I'm running
Starting point is 00:16:14 to get into another one. I'm like my whole adult life, I was chasing behind a man. Do you know what I mean? Making sure it was good, making sure it was the bus, making sure that it's not all these kids. And now I feel like I'm not chasing anything. I'm just like comfortable and I'm just kind of like, you know, just about you right now. Yeah, totally. It is. And you have this platform. I know that so being on reality TV is some of the reason that you came back and joined it just
Starting point is 00:16:38 for the platform of being able to. I know you have a jewelry line, right? That's that just came out. Tell me a little bit about that. I have a jewelry line at Staxx, a Favineau. It's online as well. It's just really cute, like I'll show you. Like really beautiful. Oh my God, beautiful. If you guys can see this,
Starting point is 00:16:55 she has like the most gorgeous rings on right now. It's just huge stuff that like stackable bracelets, necklaces, earrings, stuff that you would wear all the time. And for me, like I wear jewelry all the time, like I'm, earrings, stuff that you would wear all the time. And for me, like, I wear jewelry all the time. Like, I'm one of those girls that are like, go to the gym with like a 20-carat necklace and people are, are you really working out like that? I'm like, oh, I forgot if I'm last night. But yeah, workout was it. Like, you're that girl that falls
Starting point is 00:17:16 asleep with all her jewelry on and it doesn't bother her. 1000% because that's funny with my friends face time. Me in the morning, they're like, you slept with that necklace. I don't even notice it. I'm like the morning. with that necklace. I don't even notice that I'm like, yeah, oh my god. I literally rip every piece of jewelry off my body. The second I walk in
Starting point is 00:17:34 the door, I can't put like sweats on and take my jewelry off fast enough. I literally start ripping it out of my ear. It's crazy. I think that the sweat thing because I'm like that too. As soon as I get home, I want to get comfortable for sure. But we're like mom, so you want to like put your hair up and like start tightening up the house. Yes. So yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:17:48 Literary. So it's called Larson Marie, correct. And what was like, what made you want to start doing is what was your like inspiration for the jewelry? Is there a certain reason? Well, I feel like I've always designed jewelry. My dad used to always have, you know, things made for me. I was always until like drawing stuff
Starting point is 00:18:05 and making my own pieces. And I would always give my friends jewelry for their birthdays, for their children's birthdays, because I, for me, everything like that I wears for our children, I know who gave it to me, I know what year it was. So I feel like you can give someone a gift, but if you give someone a piece of jewelry,
Starting point is 00:18:19 they'll remember it forever. Right. And so that's kind of why I wanted to do our summary. I love it. I have to check it out. I need to grab a couple pieces. And for anyone out there, it's at sax with Avenue. And it's also on a Larson Marie dot com. So like, tell me a little bit, talk to me about the show a little bit. Are you, first of all, you know, your producers,
Starting point is 00:18:39 Nate is your producer, right? Yeah, I love it. They're awesome. They produce the first two seasons for me, like my, you know, when I first came on sideways if you're not going to like say what you're feeling and they really pull it out of you. Do you feel the pressure? Like do you ever like feel like what am I doing here? Like obviously you're not doing it for the month. Let's be real. I feel like I'm just like at a place of like, you know, Melissa before I never talked. Like I was, I was the kind of person that was in a marriage and I never said one bad thing about Scotty.
Starting point is 00:19:28 I would take a beating publicly for people, not knowing who I was the person. Obviously, my friends, I've had friends for 20 years. I really give you all forever. And I feel like I never would talk. So it's like, this is my time to express what I want to say. And so now I'm kind of like a big mouth. You're like, wait, I've been holding this in for so many years.
Starting point is 00:19:49 I'm ready to go. Oh my God, give me the mic. And I'll just go hand on everyone that needs. I'm like, but the thing with me is I feel like when I criticize someone, it's almost like, I don't know, maybe it's because I'm the oldest of five kids. So I do it in a loving way. I'm like, I love you so much. But like, yeah, I love you so much,
Starting point is 00:20:08 but you talk about everyone. I love you so much, but you're not being honest. I say it in a way that's like big sister vibes, you know what I mean? Yes, yes, yes. See, I don't say it to the little, like the girls, it's not even my personality. I'm, I see me at cheerleader,
Starting point is 00:20:24 like I am the biggest cheerleader. You little, like the girls, it's not even my personality. I see me at cheerleader, like I am the biggest cheerleader, you know, like I will rock with you till the wheels fall off, whatever you want to do. You want to rob a bank? I'll drive the getaway car. Like, right. You're a girls girl.
Starting point is 00:20:35 You're definitely a girls girl. Yeah, so but it's just like now I'm at the point where I'm like, I have like, I call people out. Like I'm the one. It's like crazy. Well, I'm kind of in shock because that wasn't who you are. And I can see that there's definitely like and we didn't see the second season yet that's about to come out is the third one of the new one.
Starting point is 00:20:54 What's it come out of this the second? Okay. So yeah, we didn't see that. But I'm excited. I like this. I feel like your goals for women who are kind of starting like the second chapter in a way where it's like you raised the babies. You did the whole marriage thing. You tried your hardest. You were an amazing wife and amazing mom, but now you're like, hold on. Like let me stand up.
Starting point is 00:21:13 This time it's about me. And there's just something so empowering about. And almost like, you know, there's women out there. Trust me. They are watching. They are seeing that. They're at home like, you home, maybe in a bad marriage or trying to figure things out
Starting point is 00:21:28 and you do inspire them. People like us or people who are out there getting their second chances or on reality TV, it's an inspiration to them. You have to look at it that way too. I want you to speak up. Speak up. What are we going to do?
Starting point is 00:21:44 Sit back forever. You need to speak up. Speak up. It's like, what are we gonna do? Sit back forever. Oh, but you're only one friend. Yes. Yes. What you need to speak up is who on the show do you like not get along with? Who are you not? Who do you not vibe with the most? Probably Adriana. Adriana. Okay. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:58 And who's like your bestie on the show? My bestie on the show is Alexia Lisa. I feel like I'm closest to Alexia Lisa Marisol. Like those are like the girls that I'm closest to. Marisol is hysterical. She kills me every time I come to Miami. I always had to see her. She just literally she kills me and it always baffles me that she's a friend of the housewives, right? She's a friend of she's not an act and I think she deserves like the spot because she really really cracks me up And I think she's hysterical. I really when she sits there in her interviews with her cups and like I don't know
Starting point is 00:22:32 I don't even know how that works. Yeah, it's she you have to have a lot of like moving parts and a lot of like You know, like for me I have so much going on but it's like I'm like overwhelmed Do you know what I mean? So maybe on, but it's like, I'm like, overwhelmed, you know, they mean so maybe they want someone that's like losing their fucking minds. They need you to be losing your mind in order for you to be able to hold what do you guys hold oranges, peaches? What do you hold? No, we hold mojitos. Oh, you know, nice, we hold nothing jersey holds nothing. Are you getting a mojito? Oh, but you don't want to be cool enough to hold anything.
Starting point is 00:23:06 You're like holding your dress and you're like, yeah, we hold nothing. I have a funny story for you. So I don't know if you saw this already. I'm watching what happens live. But whenever you were talking about the only fans thing, okay, which I thought like the whole world was like, she has an only fans.
Starting point is 00:23:23 She has an only fans. My mother text me and I put her on blast and I put it on Instagram and she was like, oh my god, that largely she has an only you need to get one like people will pay to see your feet. She makes $10,000 a week or a day or I don't know what you but I was the funniest thing that my mother was literally calling me to tell me you inspired her she needs me to get an only fans. It would be amazing and I'm going to make so much money that I literally like screenshot it and put it out there and then Andy Cohen was like laughing about it. I'm watching what happens live. She is like hysterical and she's inspired by your only fans. Are you still making all this money there?
Starting point is 00:24:04 You know, it's funny. I feel like my dad called me my dad's like, I don't know what this only fan's thing is but shut it off. Turn it off. And I was like, I don't even post things that are like crazy in my dad's like, no, I just feel like I just keep hearing about it. And I think like putting it on the show was like, I took a beating over, but honestly, it's not like there's chefs on there. There are traders on there. It's it's a it's not like, there's chefs on there, there are traders on there.
Starting point is 00:24:25 It's a social media platform. It kind of started like Snapchat, you know, all of our kids on Snapchat. I'm sure your kids are on Snapchat. Where space started off for people were sending news. It's not like that today, that's what it started off as. So only fans started off kind of in that space, but it's very mainstream right now.
Starting point is 00:24:44 And so the stuff I post is not like, it's almost like, it's definitely PG. It's stuff that I would post on Instagram. But ever since my dad called, he put like a curse on me. So I'm motivated to take photos anymore. I'm like, oh, because in my dad,
Starting point is 00:24:55 here's I did it again. So it's like, now he's. Your father's telling you no, and Donna Marco is calling saying you need it only in fans account. Like what is wrong with this picture? This is so funny. I'm going to say, So it's like, now you're your father's telling you no. And Donna Marco is calling saying, you need it only in fans account.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Like, what is wrong with this picture? This is so funny to me. So I would think after you said it on the show. No, because it's it's it would blow up. Well, people that watch Bravo women, there's not that many men watching Bravo. Got it. Got it.
Starting point is 00:25:22 The guys that are on Bravo, like for me, I have like a, you know, I speak Arabic, so I have a lot of Malice, you guys that are on Bravo, like for me, I have like, you know, I speak Arabic, so I have a lot of melistra guys that are like in Qatar and all those countries. Got it. Okay. I started making $10 a day. And then that's what she said. Okay. Yeah, but, but I don't think I'm making $10,000 a day now. I'm still making a lot of money. Yes, but I'm not as focused on it as I probably should be. I need your mom to help me run my own things. Oh my God. My mother would love to run every. She wants me to show my feet. That's what she wants me to show. That's what she said. Show your feet. You have the cutest feet. That's
Starting point is 00:25:54 what she told me. Yeah. People have feet fetishes, you know, that's like a real thing. I never forget going to Miami once hired a hairdresser, like a random guy at the hotel that they, I needed like a hairdresser and makeup artist. This guy comes in, I'm there with Joe. He had a feet fetish. I never, I never experienced that before. And if you have one, I apologize, whoever has one in the world, I had no idea that it's like a real thing. He was staring at Joe's feet. Like I've never seen, and then he was like, Joe, can I please take a picture of them? Please, can I take a picture? He was like, Joe is so cool. Joe's like, whatever man here, take a picture. And he's like, can I touch
Starting point is 00:26:34 them? But the way he was saying, I'm like, can you do my hair? Like you need to do my hair? Like, tell us that are you were fine. I was fine because he was a little strange. And, and, and he was out there and he was obviously like gay and he wanted Joe. He did not like it wasn't like it was some like hot woman who was going to take my man. Okay. So I but it
Starting point is 00:26:54 was definitely like nothing I've ever seen before. It was very serious. He was very staring in a way that I thought he looks possessed and I was like, what is happening here? You're telling me you don't. You're not some socks and sneakers, A-Sup.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Well, we were in Miami, it had like some slides on or something. And I was just like, and Joe actually has really cute feet. But it was, it was crazy. I was literally like, what is this? This is a real thing. It's, you know, but.
Starting point is 00:27:21 Guys love feet. Because people, I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm like, I want to suck your feet. I wish I could suck your toes I'm like I've never had my toes sucked and I don't think that would turn me on Attention to all the ladies out there curlers waivers stylers. There are so many options for making our hair look curly and wavy You know that I love to put a good wave in my hair But let me tell you, I tried out the
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Starting point is 00:29:06 All right, so there's no one to talk about right now as far as dating goes. We're not dating anyone. No, I feel like no, no, no one that's like, no one's worth mentioning, like right now. Well, you don't want to say that either, but, you know, I just, I'm, I'm just, you're just chilling. Yeah. Okay. Live. I don't know how you live, because I feel like you're a very known, you know, figure.
Starting point is 00:29:28 So like if you're, if you do go on a date, right? If you are at dinner, do you go to dinner? Do you rather come, like bring them home for a date? Like how do you do that without having pop rots? I don't really know the rules. Like you, I can't ask you for advice because you've been out of the game. You don't know the rules. There I am. The worst don't ask me.
Starting point is 00:29:44 I am the worst too don't ask me. I am the worst too, because I like to become friends with every guy. I'm like, oh, he's so cool, we're friends. And then all of a sudden they like me, but I still think that we're just friends. And they'll be like, I'm like, yeah, do you want to come over for dinner?
Starting point is 00:29:56 And then they'll be trying to put, like it's just, and I'm, I don't even know what I'm doing. I literally, like, I'm friends with everyone. And I don't think guys view me as just a friend, but I go into like when I meet guys I'm like, oh, we're gonna be friends. He doesn't even like me. I'll set him up with one of my girlfriends But then like it's just a weird situation Larsa honey, you're a hot
Starting point is 00:30:16 Piece of walking around. I mean, you're a sweet girl, but you're gorgeous I feel like if a man's coming around he's definitely gonna want to, you know, not only talk to you, but like, he's gonna be attracted. You need to be attracted. It sounds like you're kind of like, if there's someone that you're dying for, then you're gonna know. I think so. Yeah, because you're not gonna say like, I think we're friends, you're gonna be like,
Starting point is 00:30:40 I wanna bite his neck. Well, you can't even know what the rules are because I'll invite someone to the beach and then I'll get photographed with them at the beach and all of a sudden I'm like, I've never been hung out with them alone. Right. If you only knew how many times people,
Starting point is 00:30:54 like it'll be stories about me, like not even online, but like within my community or my friends. And they'll be like, you're with so and so, like tell me everything. I'm like, what you heard is all it was. I saw him at the beach for two minutes.
Starting point is 00:31:05 He came over, we had, you know, we had a drink and he left and I went back to the pool with my kids. All right, not, but I don't know. That's why it's hard in the public eye. It's hard. I feel like you can't get away with anything. You can't like, you just can't be, especially Miami. New Jersey, I went home in New York.
Starting point is 00:31:21 There's paparazzi. Jersey, not so much. I like the food stores. But I feel like Miami, it's everywhere thereazzi. Jersey, not so much. I like the food stores, but I feel like Miami It's everywhere there. There's over time I go there. There's a ton more than there is over here in Jersey So I feel like it's definitely harder for you guys 100% I'm gonna start reading some dating books. I can get some pointers. I think I need some That's cute. I'm just glad that you're living you're living over there. All right, so listen, with every guest that I have,
Starting point is 00:31:45 I do this really fun segment. It's called grilled with corga. Okay. Just answer the questions, rapid fire questions, just whatever comes to your head, your first answer. It's gonna be super fun. Okay, you ready? Okay, your first celebrity crush.
Starting point is 00:32:01 Oh, Brad Pitt. Oh, okay. I feel like three people have said that to me. Obviously, he's gorgeous. I think he's still gorgeous by the way. You what? Wait, tell it, say that again. That crush has lasted a long time. Oh, yeah. I thought you said I've messed with him one time, by the way. I'm like, what? What is your biggest regret? Like what regrets you have that is your biggest? I don't really have regrets. I kind of like, I feel like everything happens the way it's supposed to happen.
Starting point is 00:32:33 And I don't know, I don't really regret anything. I feel like everything I've ever done and been through is like my past, you know? Right, I like that. Okay. What is the best decision you've ever made? Probably mirroring Scottie and having four gorgeous kids. No, that's sweet. What is your pet peeve? Tell me your pet peeve,
Starting point is 00:32:51 what drives you crazy? I feel like liars drive me crazy because I feel like I start calling people out now. I'm like, no, that's not where you were. No, that's not what you did. Like, I don't really like why you're on the right platform for that. So good for you. You're doing what you do best. Your worst date, worst date you've ever had. Okay, worst date I ever had. I went out to dinner with this guy and he told me he pursued me for a long time. We went on a date and he basically told me why he shouldn't date me, while we were on the date. What?
Starting point is 00:33:25 And why shouldn't he date you? Give me some, whatever. We said, I'm too much, like I'm too out there. He said he doesn't normally date girls that are kept to the cheerleading squad. He likes to date the girl that barely made the cut. Oh my God. Did you say then like, why are we here right now?
Starting point is 00:33:41 That's what I said. I said, you know what? Actually, I'm having the best time of my life, but after this, can you just take me home? And then he's like, no, like, you know, I have the things that are for us for, you know, like in my house, and he had like roast puddles and like music,
Starting point is 00:33:53 and it was a vibe, but I like never want to see him again. Yeah, that's definitely your worst day. What was your first concert? My first concert? Do you remember? No, I feel like I'm, I don't remember anything. Melissa, do you remember everything? I remember that. It's new kids on the block for me. I mean, I don't know. I feel like I, I have so much information in my brain. I swear to God that I like, I'm like, I can be talking to you today and tomorrow, I'll be like, wait, when was the last time
Starting point is 00:34:21 I saw Melissa? Like, I just, I don't track of things. Do you, like, do you go to concerts or no? Is there one that you love? I just went to the weekends concert. I've been there the other day. Yeah, there we go. I've gone to everyone's concert. I've gone to every, like Madonna, you know,
Starting point is 00:34:37 like back in the day Beyonce, New Cuts on the block. I've gone to everyone's drape. You've been everywhere. So that's why you can't remember. There's not one specific one popping in your mind. I want to go see the media. I've done all that. I do all that stuff whenever I've been down.
Starting point is 00:34:53 I feel like I might go to their stuff and I support them. All right. Good. It's your concert girl. Something about you that would surprise us. I feel like we know a lot about you, but give us something that we don't know. Mm. I feel like I like looking ugly during the day.
Starting point is 00:35:08 Really? Me too. I do. I feel like I, I just want to like look like shit. I swear I go out of my way. When I walk my dog, I'll put on the biggest sweatshirt and the biggest sweatpants where people think like her body is so tore up and I feel like I like it. I talk like when I'm not filming,
Starting point is 00:35:25 I'm like, it's so nice to look like shit. Because when I see myself dressed up all the time, I'm like, it's great. But then when you're not dressed up, you're like, I feel better. I don't know, it's weird. I know. And you almost get jealous of like, so for me, I see, when I'm all dressed up,
Starting point is 00:35:39 obviously we have the whole glam team, the whole thing's happening, right? But then like a girl that'll come in all natural, no makeup, sweat pants, hair and a bun, I'm like, see, like I like this, like I want to be this, right? Do you feel that? Yeah, for sure. Like I'm into like less makeup lately. I'm into like, let's just like rock our natural, like good skin and like put our hair in a bun. But I also feel like all the girls that I know that are with guys that spend so much time looking good on the outside all the guys cheat on them
Starting point is 00:36:08 Agreed some of my most beautiful friends Their husbands all cheat on them their husbands. Why is that? Well, can we just talk about why is it when a man has like and you look at the wives and you're like she is phenomenal She is gorgeous. They cheat. Why is that? Well, because he probably liked her for the wrong reasons. And so, like, once he's done looking at her and sick of her, it's kind of like a piece of jewelry. Like, I know, like, you know, I have a jewelry line, but like, something new when you're like, I love it. I love it. You look at it, look at it after like a week,
Starting point is 00:36:37 you just put it down and just looks like a regular piece of jewelry. It doesn't look, it doesn't shine the same way. It's not shining. Yeah, because because once you've had that piece of jewelry doesn't look, doesn't shine the same way. It's not shining. Yeah, because because once you've had that piece of jewelry 4,000 times, you're like, I'm ready for the next piece of jewelry. I've done wearing that piece. So I do feel like I think like for people like to not cheat on each other and to be like in sync, you kind of have to not care about how the other person looks and like really see other qualities, you know, like things that you don't really see.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Right, right. It's true. You gotta see what the jewelry's made of. Exactly. There you go. There you go. There you go. What is your favorite late night snack
Starting point is 00:37:14 when you're watching TV? What are you eating? Chop with chip cookies. Really? Yes. Do you eat them every night? All the time. I've gained weight when I was at this.
Starting point is 00:37:24 As soon as we finished filming, the, I was fat as hell. I was drinking. I never drink. And the producers like you were saying they're like, don't you want to have a drink? Have a drink and Marisol's a pusher. So Marisol's like, I'll make your drink. I'll be your bartender. I never used to drink. And this season, I was like, I think it's time for another one. I think I gained like 10 pounds. Once you start, you can't stop. It's just one of those things. Like I first, I didn't know you didn't drink.
Starting point is 00:37:49 You just weren't a big drinker. No, like I'm like the kind of babysit. It's like, oh, babysit one drink until it's completely watered down. And then I'm like, right, you're that girl. Yeah, but this season I feel like I started drinking more. And there's nothing wrong with that. I'm never gonna complain about that. I like I started drinking more. And I think nothing wrong with that. I'm never going to complain about that.
Starting point is 00:38:06 I like a good drinking buddy. Well, I drink and then I get home and then I eat everything in my pantry. I'll eat cookies, I'll eat like glazed donuts. It's definitely a good way to gain weight for sure between like the, because I like all the sweet, 2D fruity drinks. And then on top of it, I do go, I'm, I'm starving. Like I want disco fries and I want fries with gravy.
Starting point is 00:38:26 And that's what I want. Oh, same with stuff so good. All right, what was your first job ever had? I worked at a mortgage company. You did? Okay, that's interesting. I graduate, I know it's crazy. I wanted to graduate high school early in Star College.
Starting point is 00:38:42 And the only way you could do that was if you started a work program. So my dad was obviously an entrepreneur, but I couldn't work with a family. So I had to work for a mortgage company. And so I worked for a mortgage company for like two months while I was transitioning from high school to Star College. Wow, all right, so there you go.
Starting point is 00:38:59 And that wasn't for your dad. I know your dad's huge and surreal estate as well, right? Yeah, my. What is your favorite TV show right now? Like what are you watching? Tell us what to watch. I just finished watching Blackbird. What's that? It's a show on Apple TV and it's so good. I need something new. Okay, Blackbird. Yeah, it's so good. I've literally texted it. I posted it last night. I don't know if you thought I posted it on my story.
Starting point is 00:39:27 It's so what's it about? It's, wait, if I tell you, it's about this drug dealer who has to like, like a part of his plea deal, he has to go into prison, like this really crazy prison and has to get this like child, like sex offender to admit, you know, say where he has the bodies or like admit to where he hit the bodies. Okay, got it. All right. So I feel like something Joe would like to so we can watch us together. It's based on a true story, like kind of like true story. Okay. All right. Awesome. Listen, I always end with if the day is all about Larsa, how do you treat yourself? Like what do you
Starting point is 00:40:01 do if it's all about you today? Um, I would probably have friends over, have some rosé, get a massage, maybe for everyone, just chill. Just chill. All right, Larsa, this has been so much fun. I'm so happy that we got to like catch up a little bit. What are they? I'm loving the Larsa 2.0 on Miami. You have been amazing. And, you know, I hope you eventually you will find a guy that checks all the boxes, but I love that you're just loving being with yourself right now, which is awesome. And that's like super inspiring. And everyone make sure to storyline. It's at SAX, which I need to go check it out. And also it's on our website, larsamary.com. And thanks for coming out. I'm so excited. At the bus time with you, I can't wait to come to Miami. When I come out there,
Starting point is 00:40:45 we need to go to dinner. Yes, we'd love to. Yes, for sure. You can stay with me. I'm, I'm well, I'm going to come stay with you. I need to make a really good excuse right now to tell Joe I need to go to Miami. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, honey, thank you. Have the best day. I appreciate you coming on. Thank you. Okay, bye. Bye. Hey there, it's Perez Hilton. You might know me from many ways, many things, but I am most proud of being the host of the PHP. The best podcast in the world to get your celebrity news and gossip. If you're not already listening to my show, then this week is definitely your time to start. I'm talking to former beauty queen Miss California herself and somebody that I have
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