Painkiller Already - PKA 823 W/ Reckless Ben: Exposing the largest human trafficking ring in the world

Episode Date: September 26, 2026

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Also by Lock and Load And our wonderful merchandise all linked below Ben Thank you so much for coming Oh yeah thanks for me on This is awesome Yeah I was not familiar With your videos

I hadn't watched any until I learned you were coming on And you're doing great You're killing it like this This is really interesting shit I was Every so often we have someone on where I'm like researching their channel and I'm like this isn't this isn't my cup of tea but they seem like a good person not the case for you like I immediately started watching that haunted house series and I was like fuck I wish he had more stuff and then right before we started I saw you had a one hour video of like further exposing the actual house but has has that guy come after you legally for anything this haunted house dude um no they were threatening it the whole time they never actually served the actual court paper.

They never filed the court papers. They're always like, you're going to get sued if you do this. You know, they never did anything. And like, if you do this, we're going to file it. Like, stop it right now. And then finally, that was like three years ago, I think. And finally, I think like three months ago, they finally did file the paperwork. And I'm on the lawsuit, I guess, they're suing me, a guy named Chris and Brandon.

and I think Brandon and Chris got served. I haven't been served yet, and they have 90 days to serve murals, I guess it gets thrown out. And I've just been traveling everywhere. Just laying low. But for the listeners who might not know about the haunted house, this is the one where,

what was it called, like something Manor? Macamey Manor. Macaamy Manor. And no one's ever made it through the night. And people leave with bruises and injuries. That place is how he advertised it. Yeah.

Yeah. When I was in high school, talked about like pilgrimating making a pilgrimage to that place and we were all just like nah dude i don't get scared like we're all like pumping each other i'm so not scared i'm not going all those other people they fail but not us and someone was like you have to swim through snakes and i'm like i'll do it yeah i thought the same thing uh would you ask what did they do like what made it different than other haunted houses well he's saying there's uh like a under like there's underwater sections. There's an underwater haunted house party. He said it's like,

I think like it's been three years, but I think he said of two thousand feet of an underwater hot house. We have to swim underwater. And there's like little sections where you can like hold your breath. They have a two miles zip line as a part of it. He spent like millions of dollars. He says building this thing. And what else? There's like a part where you have to go through like, you know, like you have to swim through like snakes and stuff. There's one called rat race where it's like a maze. And you just have to climb through like thousands of rats and stuff. And there's like all these like crazy contraptions and stuff, like zip lines. There's bungee jumping.

There's like a tightrope walk. You have to walk like really high up like crazy, crazy things you have to do for it. And so I thought I was like, oh, I'm crazy. I can do this, you know? Like that sounds awesome. I want to like I'm a professional slack line. I do backflips on tight. I do double backflips on tightropes.

Like just walking across the type of. That seems pretty easy, you know, like stuff like like like something that most people would fail out. I'm like good at. I'm like, I'll just not quit. You know, like, I've done probably some of the craziest stuff in the world when it comes to like extreme sports and stuff. So I was like, I can just do anything. And, yeah, so I signed up. And the problem is those there's a 17,000 person waiting list because like so many people want to do this. And so for whatever reason, I signed up. And within two hours, I was accepted in. I'm like, what the heck? Like, this is insane, you know?

so I end up going and I get there and it turns out the whole thing was fake yeah there was nothing he just like poured water on me and just like put glitter on my face and stuff and like they made me like dance and paint I don't know it was like it wasn't what I thought it would be like I watched the first video and I saw the the guys with like missing teeth and like beaten up faces which like reviewing it and maybe those are the actors like double cross where they're like, oh, it was so crazy. And then you got there. And the guy was like, first, jumping jacks, who.

And he just made you work out in a sunny yard and wear a barrel on your back with weight in it and then continue to work. A hundred pounds of weight in it. Yeah. You did like yard work in palisthenics. Yeah. Because I work out all day. Actually, I'm out. Can I say like when he's making you do the workouts, there's this look on his face. like fuck I'm gonna run I'm gonna I can only make so much shit up how long how much how much film does this guy have like he's clearly like not knowing what he's doing so what ended up happening is he okay so I guess it being fake is kind of that's kind of a spoiler I guess but before that he's like so okay you're right about to enter the hundred house now okay like oh he's like you have to go through this thing called rat race which is like when you have to like climb through this thing and stuff and you have to go through the rats like once the

drops drop on you, your haunted house experience. That's when the clock starts. And if you can drop eight hours, you want the $20,000. And so I'm right about to enter this haunted house. And his phone dies. His phone ran out of battery. And he's like, oh, well, if we can't film it, I can't put you through the haunted house. So I guess I just wasn't able to enter the haunted house, I guess. So he had, he had this million dollar haunted house that he made, you know, there's all these crazy contraptions, but I couldn't compete in it. Because his phone died, you know, and so I start looking into other people that want it. It seems that everyone has that same experience where everyone just like does

weird things on the outside. Everyone does the burpees and then gets to the rats and he's like, oh, fuck my iPhone. He's like, oh, I guess we can't take you into the haunted house, you know? And so every single person that goes gets there and just does weird stuff on the outside and then no one's able to act. Turns out the haunted house doesn't exist. That's the whole like thing, I guess.

Yeah. But yeah. And so what we end up, I don't know, watch the video where we go on this like journey to find the hard drive but basically one of the biggest like videos i did was i think it's the hour long one that's like the craziest that's like the climax of the whole thing so i heard that he lost this hard drive that has all the footage from like every single person has ever been going through it on it and he's like i guess he lost his hard drive somehow i don't know how you lose a hard drive but it's fake and so i was like i was like

I'm going to go find this hard drive. So I wanted this crazy journey to find the hard drive. We actually did find the hard drive, which was insane. And then the next video... It was real? Yeah, he actually did lose his hard drive. I guess it got corrupted. And so he gave it to someone to uncorrupt.

And that person might have copied a bunch of stuff on it. So we got a Hunter Biden situation. Yeah, yeah. So I guess it was illegal. So I guess it was not like really he lost this hard drive. He kind of just like gave it to someone that never got stolen. from, I guess. But I know, so on this journey to get the hard drive, I was like meeting up with all these

people that like went through it. And so because that was one of the biggest questions. Like if this is fake, why are like Navy SEALs going? I'm like, oh, I can beat this and then they come out crying, you know, like, like, I don't know. So we started hearing all these different stories of people. Like, so I guess eventually, so the 17,000 person waiting list is all fake. There's no one that wants to go through this thing.

But. Of course. Yeah. So the people that genuinely wanted to go, he would drive them in a car, I guess, for a part of it. This is the one he had like scare actors, I guess, until all his actors turned on him. That's why now he's just making me do like exercises. But before the exercises, he would have his scare actors take them into a car and like, okay, we're going to drive to the haunted house now, right?

And they just beat the person up as they're driving to this haunted house, but really just doing like circles around the neighborhood. and then they just beat the person up until until they can't make it anymore. And then that's why they're like crying. And so he's like, on camera, he's like, oh, this person just came out of my haunted house. Look how scared they are. You know what I mean? But really, yeah.

But really they were just getting the shit kicked out of them by the same Wendy's three times. But it's actually bad because like some of the people we talked to, like they had to go to the hospital because they had like broken bones. Like they would like get like their arms broken and stuff, their nose broken. one girl we talked to she had to eat with a feeding tube for the next week because they punched her in the they like choked her so much i guess she had to have a breathing tube and like lots of broken bones and stuff with people so and that's why like the navy seals and stuff are crying afterwards it's not because they went to the scary because they've been assaulted yeah it just they just got beat up and just build the haunted house at some point just build the house what end what does this man have to gain from all this how does he ever does he turn a profit somehow did you have to pay him to do this experience Like, why is he doing this? I don't know. That's still kind of one of the questions. From one of his, like, old employees, I guess, said that they heard him say that he has PTSD from, I guess, some things that happened to him when he was a kid.

I guess he had, like, abused as a kid or something. And that it's a really sad story, actually, and that the voices in his head only go quiet. He has, like, really bad, like, bipolar, I guess. He was always hearing voices in his head that's, like, type two bipolar, I think. And so the voices, the only time the voices go quiet in his head. head is when he's hurting other people, I guess. What the fuck? That's like what a psycho would say to excuse his behavior.

Yeah. So basically, I think what he did is he was like, okay, I want to hurt people. How do I convince people to come to my house so I can hurt them? Oh, what if we just pretend to have this scariest haunted house in the world and making this viral thing, you know? And so it's crazy that like everyone believed it, you know? Like Netflix did like two documentaries. Like all these like big budget TV shows have done documentaries on them.

And they're all like, hey, this is the scariest haunted house in the world. It's awesome. It's like, yeah, it's extreme, but like it's all consensual. And, like, he actually built these contraptions and he's actually giving these people a really cool experience, you know. And that's what, like, all the Netflix documentaries and, like, things say, it's crazy. So he thinks he fancies himself like a jigsaw, except he's, he didn't build any of the shotgun helmets and the, he. No, not really jigsaw. It's the way he likes to describe himself to, like, the media.

that like buys his stuff is he's like running like extreme fear factor you know it's like it's because like fear factor does kind of similar things you know they like have someone getting like a bunch of bees or something you know or they got like go in quicksand you know and so fear factor does it's kind of like like let me help you push your fears in a safe way you know that's how he advertises it like I spend all this money to let you live your own horror movie you know and it sounds fun like if like that's something I would actually want to do you know like I feel like I would love fear factor like if I get to simulate all these fears in a way that's actually not dangerous, you know? Like, I do that all the time with like slacklining.

Like, I'm going to walk this line a thousand feet in there. Something that would normally be really dangerous. And it feels scary, but it's not because you're harnessed in, you know? So it's actually safe, but you get that same feeling as if it's like really dangerous. It doesn't sound like this was actually safe if people were getting like assaulted in the back of a sprinter van. Yeah. Like that's like me being like, I have the scariest haunted house. I get blacked out on Everclear

and we both hang out in a closet while I have loaded guns like that's it's like wow what a haunted house he could fire off at any time he doesn't know what's going it's like no that's just a dangerous situation like he just was beating people up

in a Eurovan like that's fucking absurd there was one that we saw so on the hard drive we saw a couple instances of I'm doing this and we posted it in the next video then And one of them that was crazy is this one guy, he was like, okay, so I guess because people

stopped like signing up to go to this place once they started seeing like all the broken bones and stuff. So he was like, okay, let me like advertise this, you know, to get people want to come. So he would get actors and stuff to play the participants, you know. So he's like, okay, I'm just going to pretend to torture you and just say how it's the scariest haunted house in the world and stuff, you know. So they come and they just think that they're going to like be an actor in like a YouTube videos, all they think it is.

You know, he's telling him, you're not actually going to do the haunted house. Here's, we're should have to pretend. So, like, this one guy, for instance, he, he, he, like, ties his hands to a chain. And then behind his car and then just floors his car and then drives over, like, at first, they start on grass, but then he goes over gravel. And he's getting, like, second, third degree burns on his stomach. And, like, he pulled up a sudden, like, you can just see it's just whole stomach just completely, like, there's no skin on it anymore. Oh. And he just thought he was going to be an actor in some YouTube video.

Like he didn't think he was actually hurt because what was told to him is, okay, you're going to pretend that we're going to torture you and stuff. But then he actually just did it, you know? And it's like stuff like that where it's just like super messed up. I don't know. So is he and he's not in jail for this? He's currently being investigated by the attorney general.

But the way he lives in a part of Tennessee that doesn't have like local police that would look into that. You know, like, like the police where he lives, it's in like the middle of like nowhere in Tennessee. It's like they call it like the meth capital of the United States, I guess, because it's literally just in the absolute middle of nowhere. And that's the place to build it. You need some go getters. Yeah, yeah. Some meth guys signing up. Are they known for the good work?

I think Taylor. I think so. But if you go to the police about it, the police like, we can't help you, you know. I guess the police will like write like speech. eating tickets and stuff and that's like really about it. Like maybe if there's like a robbery, they'll make like a police report. But like, oh, this guy has a fake haunted house to torture people and there's like contracts involved and stuff.

Like the police see that. They're like, oh, this consensual, you know. And so it's like they're just like we don't deal with this. Like you have to like, like, sue him. It's either civil. You have to sue him or like it has to go like to the FBI or something. You know, like it's just the police wouldn't do anything. And then we do all this.

is like to do all this and still not just pony up and build a haunted house is so balzy because if he's being investigated at some point they're going to show up and be like where's the haunted house and he's going to be like close your eyes and let me face paint you and do 100 burpees and he's going to be like no I'm a federal officer show me the house and he's going to be like shit I promised people effectively the equivalent of like a Zelda underwater temple and there's nothing that. other than futsing around on a slip and slide with weights and then people drive you around and beat you up. Like how could he not get in trouble for this?

Well, we, there's not even plausible deniability. There's no haunted house. No, it's, it's, because who, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, above the police is pay great, you know, uh, but then, like, is the FBI going to get involved, you know, like, are they, uh, like, uh, you know, it's like, like, like, They have like human trafficking stuff to like deal with, which just kind of might be close to that level. Like he's like torturing and ruining the lives of two people every single week. So it's like maybe, I don't know, but it's like really hard.

There's like no like one in between. You know, you kind of need that middle person to like enforce it. I feel like which isn't there in that part of Tennessee. But we actually used that to advantage. We were like, huh, if he's getting away with this, what if we just overthrow his company and just put him through McCami Manor? And we did that. he forgot to renew his LLC so I bought McKinney Manor LLC and I officially owned the company.

So then we showed up to his house and we put him through his own haunted house. And the police showed up and he's like, hey, you got to tell these people to leave. And we're like, oh, no, sorry, we own McKimmy Manor. Here's the paperwork. Basically, he's going through a haunted house right now. So he's just really scared. But that means the haunted house is working like, like, because he would always send us the contract to sign and then send back to him. So we like put in the arc so he thought someone else is going through McCammy Manor,

but then we changed the contract and said like, oh, Russ is actually the one going through McCamie Manor, you know, and stuff. And then we had him sign the contract. So he signed his contract that he would go through. So we showed the police like, hey, like here's the contract. He's in a haunted house right now. He's just really scared and kind of like all over the place because like this haunted house messes with your mind.

You don't know what's real and what's fake, you know. So he, he just thinks it's scary. But it's all safe, you know, and the police let us keep doing it. What were you making him do? in the house or in the non-existent house just burpees and fucking sit-ups well so i so it's such a long story so basically the this guy was gate keeping the hard drive so he posted a picture of the hard drive on his instagram or facebook or something he was like hey i have the hard drive just showing russ like i can release all your secrets you know and then russ had all of his uh like minions all his

followers like go and like make like like just ruin his life i guess they made like a bunch of like death threats his name to his work, you know, and stuff. And basically got so bad where he lost his kids. He lost all his job. His wife left him and stuff with his kids. How does this guy have minions? Like it seems like just a regular guy from like the shitty part of Tennessee. He has in California.

Yeah, he has crazy followers. A lot of his videos get like millions and millions of views. And people actually think it's like Joe Rogan doing Fear Factor, you know? It's like it's like saying like, oh, was Joe Rogan a bad person for who? fear factor. He was helping people get through their fears in a safe way. That's how a lot of people see this guy, you know, is because they, they don't. Yeah. Because especially when you watch, like, all the documentaries on them, they make him look like a good guy, you know, like, he's just helping people get through their fears. They don't think, like, my videos haven't come out yet. Like,

this is before I ever, I was the first person to expose him for, like, being fake. But every single other person would just say he's kind of like, just like a extreme fear factor type of person. You know? I mean, if Joe Rogan would have fucking scissor kicked one of those people in 2002, there would have been a problem. Yeah, but no, but no one sees him

scissor kicking these people, you know? Like, this is, uh, like, yeah, like no one. It's his minions. He put a bit of more tie lock. But anyways, yeah. I don't know,

this is such like a weird rabbit hole of the story, but basically another thing he would do is he would after I swear that it's going to seem like, goes off subject, but it's going to connect back. Sure. So after torturing people for like eight hours or whatever, he would always invite them to

pizza afterwards. And basically a lot of people were thinking like this is his way of humiliating them even further. You know, like, yeah, I just tortured you. But now it's all good. Let's get pizza together. It's like his way of humiliating them. So what I said is I was like, I asked Rush to get pizza with me and he denied it

afterwards. So I was like, huh. So I put, we kept sending like more minions. into McCamey Manor to like do it. Each time we would change the contract. So one of the times we changed the contract to say he had to eat pizza with me. And he still denied. So we're like, okay.

So I made a video saying like once you get pizza with me, it will be the end of McCamey Manor. Like somehow there's a cause and effect where you eating pizza will end McKinney Manor, you know? And I made like a, I had like a list of 10 things that had to happen before McCamie Manor ended. And the ninth and final step was him eating pizza, you know? And then all the other ones were like mystery like check mark, like question marks, you know. We couldn't see what they were. It was all fake.

Like there was no way that him eating pizza would end McCamee Manor. But he just, I just said like, hey, that is. And he believed it. And because of that, people on his team were saying he will never eat pizza with you because he genuinely thinks it will end McCamie Manor. So I told the hard drive guy, said, hey, if I can somehow humiliate Russ enough where he gets pizza with me, would you release the hard drive to me, you know? Because that would mean if he ate pizza, like, we win, you know?

like we, McKamey Manor's not scared anymore and then you don't have to be scared of his minions coming after you because that would have ultimately mean that we win. It's confusing but that's kind of like why it works is because it's like, yeah, this guy doesn't read contracts. Like this must have been the fourth like sneaky contract you sent him and he was like not falling for that again, sign, not reading. Like that's, that's absurd.

This guy's got to feel invincible if he's like beating people to shit with bats. Yeah. Yeah. Sounds like a douchebag. The way it all wraps back together, I guess, is when we're, the reason we were putting him through his own haunted house was his safe word was he could eat one bite of pizza and that could end his haunted house experience. And he finally, I guess the haunted house we were doing was because we were like,

McCamey Manor, he likes to claim that they use your own fears against you, you know? So whatever your fears are, they're going to use that. So like, what's his biggest fear? It's losing his haunted house. house, you know, because that's his, like, prize possession. So I was like, well, I bought the McCaumey Manor LLC. That's probably going to scare him, you know. And so then we showed up to his house and the person that he thought he was putting through McKamey Manor, I put him through. So I had this guy show up, I was the one making him do jumping jacks. I was the one making

him like squirt water in his face, you know, and stuff. And he's just there watching me put him through McKayette. He's like, I'm losing my haunted house, you know. So the police show up, he calls the police. The police are like, yeah, we can't stop these guys. Like, they own it. So we're just stealing his haunted house in front of him. And that was Russell's haunted house experience was us stealing his haunted house. Because we're making him live. It's like you're trying to get sued. Yeah.

No, but it was all through a totally legal contract, Woody. Yeah. Not a Microsoft word, just not another Google Docs. Do you still have his domain, the expired domain? I think so. It might be it's McCaumeymanor.org. He has McCamiemanor.com. Just because we have the LLC doesn't mean we get his website.

So he still has the website. But we have McKimmy Manor.org and he has McKimmymanner.com. That probably did spook him. Can you fill in your own fears where he's like, what scares you? And you're like giant tits, season tickets to the big delicious stay. Can you fill in whatever you want for the fear? Or if you don't like rats or spiders. his fear was heights because I wanted them to bring me up on like a tightrope lock.

I was like, I'm going to crush that. Turns out it doesn't exist, but that would have been cool. He couldn't even pony up for a real slack rope between a couple trees. This guy doesn't have a haunted house. Yeah. I don't think there's a 2,000 foot pool filled with snakes. I don't, I also agree, Woody. I don't think he has the largest pool in America.

It hit 200 yards long. Underground, that would that be wild. Yeah. It's just balzy. You know, you almost, you have to respect that level of grind of just faking it until you don't make it and then continuing to fake it. 17,000 person waiting list. I saw you go, hope I can get in. And then it was clearly a smash cut to 11 seconds from then when you're like, I can't believe it.

And it's like, yeah, no shit. This guy doesn't have a way to the haunted house. They didn't. And what I liked is when they made you do burpees and pushups and shit. And then the next part of the spook was putting face paint on your face. They didn't even use spooky colors. It was green and yellow. It wasn't even like red and black or like a black and white or black and something to really make you look spooky.

It just felt like like second grader. Like it was like like six year olds playing with arts and crafts. It was like yeah, how six year olds do arts and crafts. It wasn't scary. It was just like childish. I just felt like I was like in like a first grade classroom. I don't know. Did it take you out of it when you were sitting in that spooky chair,

right about to enter the definitely real haunted house? And that guy, his assistant, or one of his goons, was like, Phones dying. You know, I tell you, we got more problem with these nine phones and anything now. And then I think you said in the commentary, like, but there was no way he'd pull me out for just a dead phone. And he's like, all right, we'll get out of there. You know, we can't do it with the dead phone.

And they just walked you back past the exercise area. area to your car. By the way, 200-yard pool, the largest zipline of all time, slack lines abound. You could see that from where you were doing the burpees if this mansion of terror existed. But I bet it was just his house, right? It was just where he lived. Yeah. I mean, you can see on Google Maps. There's like nothing, I guess. He just has a little cage in his backyard, and that's about it. It's just like a cage. Yeah. Damn. What a dickhead. Totally blueballed everyone, said he had this weird jigsaw style puzzle and mansion and then rug pulls. Hope he loses his fake haunted house. What an asshole. He's being investigated by the attorney general right now after he posted the videos. So we'll see, I guess. Apparently it takes a really long time like years for the investigation. He might skate because it's possible even 100% of the victims were fake. Like that could happen where it's just the victims are real.

No, yes, the victims are real. I'm watching a 10-year-old video on the McKeamy Manor's website, and they're like shaving these guys' eyebrows off. This guy looks like some Eastern European they kidnap. This looks like something out of hostel. It genuinely does look upsettingly scary. Yeah, and he basically will trick them into coming. So he uses all the cool stunts and stuff to say like,

hey, come over. This is going to be really cool. And then he like will shave their head and he'll like beat them up. And it's like that's not what they signed up for. You know, it's like he's just giving them something. I mean, I guess if someone really like wanted their head shaved and be beaten up and that was like what they wanted to have happened to them. And he advertised that and they came and that happened. I guess too if there's two consenting adults wanting that, I mean, that's fine.

It's like I don't agree with it. But if they want, what am I to judge them for that, I guess? You know, it's America. We should have the freedom to do that, you know. But this is dead to watch. Yeah, but this is different. Those people thought that they were coming to have like a really cool haunted house experience, you know? And then they get there and then what was advertised to them isn't what actually happens, I guess.

It looks more like a Rob Zombie movie. Like you've been kidnapped by like Rob Zombie characters and they're like mocking and torturing you before. If he was just like straight up like, hey, this is what happens in McKamey Manor. Does anyone want to come? and like maybe like obviously like his videos wouldn't go viral but I think he gets off on like the non-consent part in my opinion you know where he's like oh like these people don't want it to happen I'm going to do it to them anyways I think that's what he likes you know that's why he had the no safe word for a long time because he's like I want these people to want out and I'm still going to keep doing it I think that's part of what he wants I guess which is the part of the bad play partner that's he making him eat a century egg here is a like one of those black eggs that Chinese people like. Is that what that is? Oh, it's a balloon.

Yeah, no, we are on my, I made a Patreon video about it where we, uh, ate Balut to like prepare the Balut tastes great actually. It's a, it tastes really good. There's nothing, I don't know. But isn't, isn't Ballute like that Vietnamese shit where they let the, the chick grow kind of? And then you grab it open and you have the bones. It tastes amazing. It's really good.

Yeah, it tastes awesome. Uh, I actually really like the taste. Um, uh, I don't. I don't know compared to like pickles Pickles make me want to throw up if you would have given me a pickle I would have been like oh that's kind of gross But uh Blue was actually pretty this partially formed bird in the embryonic fluid This is delicious yeah

And I like how even in this like super spooky video that Kyle linked One of the girls is has like green face paint on like what they did to blade half a decade ago or whatever Like where they she's almost been fully pepe'd in this It really is kind of, I don't like this video. Like this guy, maybe it's because this guy's, forgive me, but so unattractive that they're torturing. Wait, it's a girl, right? There's like, no way that's a girl. I'm still on the green.

I'm still on the green woman eating the grose. I'm at an hour in 53 minutes and they're doing stuff to this person's feet. It's fucking weird, dude. Like, I would tap out. It's like, what are you doing my feet, bro? I thought that was a. girl. Did they talk? I have a very ugly man.

I just don't know how that could be a woman, dude. You think that's a man in like a flowered blouse with a bra on? I figured they put it on it. I can't see what you guys are watching. Oh no. We leaked it over there, but it's like a 10 year old video from McCamey. Yeah, that's definitely a girl. Hidious woman.

If you watch her at like 203, two hours, three minutes, you can hear her voice. So that's how I was so locked in. Okay. He's like, he's like packing tape on her eyes. Not even the easy to pull off kind. Oh, no, it's like IKEA packing tape.

They're wrapping her up for the winter. Like she's getting wrapped all around her head. What a weird fucking situation. Yeah, but like there's probably other people, there's probably other people that do stuff like that in America, you know, and it's consensual. And it's like, I don't ever want to participate in that, you know. But if that's what they want to do, like, who cares?

It's America. They should have the freedom to do that. But this is different because they're not consenting to that. They're consenting to do all these cool experiences and stuff. And that it just turns out, oh, they're just getting beat up, I guess. And that's lame. Yeah, I agree. And I mean, like, based on this video, Kyle linked, I could see a world where these people think they're signing up for a haunted house since that's how it's presented. Because I've been to haunted houses. And then they get in the midst of it and it's just two small women and a bunch of men and a dog that's supposed to be scary, but the

dog seems friendly, actually. And in the middle of it, they probably feel pressure to just keep going, especially if they say, like, banana, that means I want out of the house. And they're like, we ain't take kindly to safe words around here. And then they just continue to go, now, let's get those, let's get

that Pepe paint finish around those eyes. Let's get those big red frog lips right there. Kyle, did we just learn? Taylor's safe word? I think we might have. I intentionally picked a different one. You always want to do a B-Warr, right, right, right. All to do a step ahead.

Well played. This poor, and also, nail hygiene, not a priority at McKinney Manor. This guy's just touching all over this woman's face with this filthy fucking nail. This place is horrible. Yeah, I didn't like that. And it doesn't even feel real because this is the scariest part and it's clearly

in a guy's living room, there's a standing fan, there's a mirror against the wall, there's like normal his garage. Besides his living here, this garage. Fucking weird. Oh, wow. So this guy starved for space in his Zelda underwater temple that he definitely owns. He's his garage and a little bit of his backyard

that's about it. Welcome to my haunted garage. I mean, that's just low effort. That's a low effort haunted house. That was my whole point. You know, he's just not even like, it's just lame. Because all the documentaries out there, like this is the scariest most intense thing.

And my whole thing was like, dude, it's boring, dude. Like, why would you? Because all the documentaries and say, like, this is so intense. Like, he's hurting people. Like, that makes people want to come more. You know, like his tagline is you don't want to do this, you know, which makes people want to do it more, you know? The Cartman approach.

So my whole thing was like, don't do it because it's like insane. Like, don't do it because it's boring, you know? Like, you can do anything else and have a more fun experience, you know? Like, just go to the gym. You can go to the gym and probably get better exercises done, you know, instead of just going in the sky. Go to a restaurant. Is the business model sound? Is the business model sound?

Because the idea of it appeals to like, I don't know, like 20-something year old dudes who want a challenge who would like go out. But that was my whole point was there is no challenge. You just show up and like, like, even if you can beat the challenge like me, then, you know, just his phone will die or something will happen where he has to take you out, you know what I mean? Like, there's no challenge to it. You're just going, like, it's just going to, like, it's not exciting. It's not challenging for him to pour pain on my face. It's just boring, you know?

So that was my whole point was like, this is just boring, you know? It's like the best way to, like, hang around. Like, like, there should be goblins. There should be ghouls. There should be popouts. Like, there should be scary things. Like, if, if I start a service where it's like Taylor's Haunted House Emporium, And then I just beat someone savagely with a hockey stick in my garage.

I can't be like, look how spooked you are. They're like, no, they've been assaulted. Like at no point, like I'm not even dressed up. Got jeans on. I still smell like the Chipotle I had for dinner. Like there's, that's, that's, none of this is haunted is a huge problem. It's just him bothering and assaulting people seemingly. I didn't go to a really cool haunted house.

I've been doing it every year. Actually, it's called 17th door in California. California. And they do a thing called it's a called the field trip beforehand. It's actually like legit like people like I think they say like 100,000 people go through it a year or something. Like it's like a mainstream haunted house. But there was a, it's the most scared of ever been in a hot like way scared of them. McKinney Manor. But basically there was a part where like you had to go and like steal like it. Like it's like a meth room. They're like creating like meth. So you had to go and like steal the meth. And then they're like, hey, you stole our meth. And then they have like five like buffed. start chasing you and they all have tasers and they have like a maze it's like half obstacle course like half maze they have like tires hanging from strings are swinging back and you have to like run through the tire and there's like dead ends and if you're slow like if you're not the fast one in the group they're gonna tase you know and uh and like if you don't go if they catch up to you and it's like a real like it feels like you're in like a horror movie you know it's like oh like there's actually

a consequence to not getting away from the bad guys and there's a storyline involved and i feel like that's what mackamy manners would be like you know yeah this is a haunted house the guys are dressed up. They got spooky stuff written on the walls. You got people dressed like ghost, goblin, ghouls. Like, you're going to get spooked going here. This is obviously real. There's a ton of real pictures of the inside. My end conclusion was the difference between McKimmy Manor and other haunted houses. And this is the main, if there's anything of why McKimmy Manor's bad, it's because this. Like, this is the only reason I think McCamie Manor is bad. Because I don't really think there's necessarily anything bad with him like doing all these things to people like if they wanted if uh it's like

you know but i think the main thing that's bad is that misleading the experience is designed for the owner so russ mackamy he designs the whole experience to give him pleasure you know at the expense of the people going through where a normal haunted house the point like 17th door for example like they still do the tasering like they tager you and stuff it's like crazy but the goal is is to give the viewer or like the person going through the experience, you know, like they are the ones having the positive experience almost like at the expense of the worker, you know, so you pay the worker and then that's, but like the worker is like sacrificing something in order to give the positive experience of the person going through where McKinney Mayerick's the other way around. He's getting the pleasure at the expense of the person going through. Ben, I'm looking at your room and I can't figure it out. Is that a real room behind you? why are there lights coming from under the walls in the corner?

Why is it when the camera shakes the wall moves, but the floor doesn't? What am I seeing? I don't know. It could be a green screen. I don't know. I do a lot of stuff where I'll like fake my location because I don't want, there's always people trying to serve me papers or arrest me,

especially for the Lego thing they've been trying to get me. So I don't know. There's a lot of time from the corner. Why is light coming from under the wall? Or is there tape? on the floor. What am I seeing? I want to cover the Lego thing. All right. But I did a thing. So I'll do things where I'll purposely make it look like I'm not in this place or I'll purposely make it like I'm not when I'm actually not. So then I'm doing that now. So I'll do things where like I would

make some videos where I would like have a little green screen flickers. You know like behind me, it would be a little green like just like one or two frames, you know. I like green screen. So people like, oh, he's not actually there. He's just in a green screen, but I was there, you know? or then I wouldn't be there and I would fake the green screen flickers. And they're like, oh, he's adding these greens and flickers to make it think that he's not there. But I'm actually not there. You know, so I'm like getting a one-up on them. Double cross.

Yeah, because the police watch everything I do. And if they're trying to get me, they, you know, I can never let them know. He's never said this was a real room. He said sometimes he's in fake rooms and change the topic. Sometimes he's in real rooms. Well, he's definitely in a real room. Well, the police are probably watching this, you know. and there's like four people trying to serve me papers right now at this moment.

So I have papers that need to be served for lawsuits. I have protective orders that are being served. I have subpoenas. I have everything. They, I don't know. If they are watching this and I say where I am, then they're going to show up.

Okay. So you're just trying to survive or man through all those legal proceedings. Like just. Yeah. Because if they can't serve you, then you win by default. So. Yeah. And they probably have no recourse.

people like deliberately hiding their whereabouts. We're not deliberately hiding. I just, I just put the background like this because it's fun. You know, I'm just a mysterious person. I'm not hiding from any lawsuits. That would be illegal.

What do you mean you put the background like this? He's surfing. He's surfing. Yeah, I'm in California. Wait, where's that me point? Do you see that surfboard right there?

I've been looking at it. That is not a beginner surfboard. So you surf a lot? I've actually never surf a day of my life, actually. But yeah, I do own that surfboard right there. That surfboard is my surfboard that I own is my surfboard because I, even though I've never surfed before, I just have it. That's not a good for a surfboard. It's just decoration, you know.

I should look cool. It's for aura. Makes them look neat. I mean, you strike me as someone who's surfed many times. Yeah, I bought it. I was buying it. I was ready to talk surfing. My slack line.

No, I've never surfed before. but let me think no yeah I've never surfed it's just like cold I don't like being cold water and it's

California yeah yeah yeah yeah you know wear a wetsuit it's like a whole thing

so that surfboard's just decoration yeah yeah this is just a a real but also decorative room Woody with a back

left angle from our viewing point that doesn't quite make sense that's what it is and for some reason lights coming from under the wall No, that's tape.

That's that's, that's, you know what that is actually? That's piled up and pushed to the corner sand from his surfing escapades. Those are actually summonses. They've been kind of piled up back there, you know? It could be salt. What if you really did get spooked by McKinley's Manor or whatever? He's trying to keep fucking, keep that shit out of there. This.

This is. You think? Look at that. Oh, right there. Oh, that's a real surfboard. That is a real surfboard. He didn't move it, though. I can tell that it's real, though.

This surfboard right here. Yeah. It's real. He won't touch it. Move it. No, Woody, that's bad luck. It's called the... It's going to bother him all night.

That's classic surfers lore. I can't believe you don't know this, Woody. You never touch your board unless you're actively about to go out, ever. That's not... It's bad luck. It's bad luck. decoration so it's just like attached to the wall I can't really move something that's attached to the wall

I guess I can get a drill and undrill it you know but yeah well we're not asking you to you know be Tim Allen here do a bunch of home improvement can you knock on the wall no there's neighbors there's neighbors Woody don't

don't don't knock on the wall right here don't don't make them do a bunch of room stuff see did you hear that this is a double fake you see the double fake right

I see the double fake way yeah good I'm glad that some of us are on the same page yeah you guys heard the knock you could hear the noise right now I heard the knock yes and that's you're good at this

no wonder they can't fucking serve you yeah yeah so I'll have the oddest hotel room in Los Angeles please none of the walls should have square angles should be weird edges yeah well damn

I'm glad of your work in the haunted house industry. I've only had one real haunted house experience in my life, and it was when I was in very end of high school or very beginning of college. And it was terrible. We had one gigantic one here in St. Louis downtown, and they overpacked it when I went to the point that, like, there wasn't even room to be scared because they let all the groups in too quick.

And so I was literally, I was pushed into the back of my friend in front of me, and he's like six, five. And then I had people behind. me pushed into me. And so I couldn't even, I just, I just had to hear audio cues of where the spooks would have been and where the people jumping out would have be. It was, it was really panicky, if anything, because it was everyone's breath was in there and it was poorly ventilated. So it was just humid and hot and thick, breathing other people's exhales. That part was scary, but there were no goblins, no ghoul. I'm sure it would have been good if they, if the retarded

like fucking kids at the front wouldn't have let everybody through in groups of five every two seconds. The one I used to go to in Atlanta had inside portions and outside portions, and you went for this little stroll through the woods at one point, and like crazy people would run out of the woods with like running chainsaws and like charge at you, like running them. Obviously, they don't have blades. They're not going to chop anybody up, but it was pretty spooky. There were times when you got like, you're not going to like scare me with like the ambiance of your fake haunted house, but you can definitely jump scare me. Like there would be people, it would look like you were just we'll go down a hallway, but down on the floor, there would be like a little latch and a guy

would like flick it and he would like reach out and grab your feet because that wall wasn't really a wall. It was like a false wall. So that because there's a guy always hiding there to grab people's feet. And we legitimately got spooked two or three times until I swear to God, someone recognized me and like called me by name wearing a fucking scary mask. And I was like, well, that fucking immersion's gone now. It's gone now. Some guy from your high school. No, some guy from the internet. like some red he called you demetri he did not call me demetri no but he called me by my channel name but but like still he knew who i was and then was just fuck god damn it you guys got

you're 17th door you'll actually be scared it's the only one that actually scares me it's uh crazy where where is it at it's in californiaanaheim california but it is i watch your uh i was introduced to your channel just about a month ago i was linking the boys uh the video of you going after the child predator. Oh, Luce for Valentine. I guess I'll call it. And my favorite part of the video, and maybe I'm the only one, I liked how you infiltrated that guy's office.

That to me was the fun part. And I was thinking, like, did you enjoy that? Is that fun for you when you get to like? What'd you do? Well, that's normally what my content is, is like the secret cameras and stuff. It's such a small part of that video just because it was like more serious. It's like less trolly, I guess. but yeah uh normally it goes way crazier than that but i guess it's such like a serious

topic that they just kind of got me out of their fast but normally that's like my whole uh like channel is just me with the secret glasses just like infiltrating places so i mean that's what i do every video i guess but yeah it's it was fun uh yeah are we talking about the that hindoo cult like pretend well it's not hindu they i guess it's like they pretend to be hindu but Like, Hindu people aren't into, like, molesting people. You know what I mean? Well, I guess most people from, it's called JKP, but most people aren't, of JKP aren't either. It's just, like, the leader, I guess.

But, like, the whole point of it was it was like, okay, from what my understanding, at least, is to get into, like, they call it to be a gobi or whatever, which is, like, basically, like, to be, like, the highest spiritual level possible. you have to basically get locked in a room with the leader and he has sex with you, I guess. And so that was the point of it. I guess from what I've been told at least is that these people want it wanted to like molest children. So like, okay, let's pretend to be gods. And that's how we'll do it. So you worked your way in there. That was the sex.

You could have pretended to be children. The guy's. The guy's. Propeller hat and a big sucker. No, that would have been funny if he was alive, but he died. So now it's like, now they worship him as if he's a god in human form that died. They said, I forget the exact wording with what they said when I asked him. Because, yeah, I lived in there for a couple of days, I guess.

I didn't spend like too, too long inside, but they said he like, he like leveled up from being humid or something. is what they said, I guess. And so he's no longer alive. He's no longer bound by physics or age of this loss. Yeah. But what the story was that this girl worked for the company that was funding it. And they're just like allowed to have this company. And basically the whole reason this company exists is to fund them like molesting children, I guess.

And they're just operating this company still and no one knows about it. So I was like, I'll do it. That's what I took away from your video. I invite everyone to go check out Ben's video because he sort of lays out about as much as he has laid out already, you know, here. And then he's like, so let's go ask him what this is all about. See if he wants to defend himself. And I'm like, what the fuck? You're going to his work?

You're going to this? Because the guy looks like a regular, like, white-collar worker. Like, he looks like your manager at work. And you're downstairs at the reception. You're like, yeah, I've got some door dash for the boss upstairs. but says I got to hand it right to him, you know? And he's like, all right, head on up. I'm like, yes.

To me, that's the fun part. I love the idea of infiltrating somebody's office like that. Oh, me too. It's my favorite thing is like sneaking into places. I snuck in the Super Bowl. I snuck into some crazy places. Did you sneak into the Super Bowl? I can't say because it's illegal.

What? How did you sneak into the Super Bowl? That sounds hard to do. By the way. Yeah. I just went like, two days before it opened and then dressed up as a security guard

and then went in and just played hide and go seek from security for like two days. A harmless prank. No wonder you're hiding from subpoenas. It's hilarious. It wasn't really for a video or anything. I just did it for fun. Most of my sneakins I just do for fun. I don't know.

Tell back to the judge. I was goof. I was goof in defense. I watched them do the opening kickoff for whatever and I was like, well, I made it. Okay, I'm going to leave now. Because I don't really care about football. I just wanted to sneak in, I guess.

You only watch the kickoff. Didn't even grab a hot dog on the way out. Which Super Bowl was it? It was when it was in L.A. Because they were like, oh, the Super Bowl was like right next to us, I guess. It was like a 30 minute drive from my house. So I was like, oh, I'm down. Like, that'd be fun.

I was, I don't really care about football, but it'd be fun to sneak in, you know? So I snuck in. And then I was like, well, I accomplished my goal. No, I guess I'll just go home now. It's not you just have a... What I was going to do at the Super Bowl by myself, you know, it'd be boring. Like, I just did it up by myself. You would hope that they would be like, hey, you're not in trouble, but how'd you do it?

We want to sure up our security around here. How'd you manage this? Oh, I'm just so hungry, dude. I've been here for days. Yeah, well, I brought like cliff bars and stuff, and then I could drink the water from the water fountains. That's great. I remember when Ice Poseidon was banned from VidCon, and so he smuggled. himself inside the building

in either a box or maybe something even more great. Maybe they put... But I think he was live streaming from inside the box. So like, somebody ratted him out. And so like, they sequester the box in some back cargo area. And then just a bunch of dudes with vests

open it up and like, the fuck you're doing it in here? He's like, oh! They caught me. So awkward. So he didn't even get to watch the game. No, what was Vidcom? He didn't get to do whatever probably boring stuff is happening

there. I think that's fun. I don't know what they are. That's not even the video game one, is it? No, that's more like a YouTube or Twitch thing. If you're a YouTuber, you can feel like a big shot as all the fans hope to see you and get pictures with you. No, okay. Well, Dan, work or whatever you're up to.

Good for you for sneaking in to the Super Bowl, just out of principle, seemingly, to watch them kick it off and then bounce. Yeah. That's a the hardest thing I've snuck into. I've snuck into way harder things. I just can't talk about them yet because statute of limitations. But eventually I'll make videos about them. But we snuck into some things that are like guarded by the Secret Service, we'll just say. And like some really

like high level stuff. But I can't talk about that yet. But and half the year. I believe that you, you infiltrated the Secret Service because we saw the attempted Trump thing. And those guys are. It's easier. Not every team is the A team. Hard in the Super Bowl, but easier than you would think. Yeah. We all saw the assassination attempt and then we're like, then the Shane Gillis's sister.

It was like, that just doesn't seem like a seal. Much easier than you'd think for sure. Yeah, I explained the whole process in the video. But statute of limitations ends in about half a year. So yeah, half a year left and I can talk about it. Sick. We'll have to have you back on again. and I'm going to be subscribed and watching your videos of it.

Something I didn't get to look too far into before we had you on is the whole Lucifer Valentine director, who a lot of people think apparently that he's a director who's entirely shrouded, keeps himself out of it, and he's making effectively snuff films, right? Where people are harmed. They're supposed to make fake snuff films. Yeah. So it's all supposed to be practical effects. You know, it's actors and actresses.

And it turns out just the same thing as McCaney Manor, I guess. He's like, hey, you want to be an actor in this? And they're like, sure. And then he just tortures them. And like tricks him to sign contracts. He'll get him like really drugged up, have him sign this contract. Like, I want to leave. And he's like, whoop, you signed this contract that says we don't get to film until the movie's done.

The movie's not done yet because I say when it's done. And then he just keeps torturing them. And yeah, that was kind of sad. And then, I don't know, that whole thing is just like sad to me. I don't know. Do you, so you think it's a real thing? You don't think those are practical effects. I didn't see any of the clips.

I think he mixes it. So he does do like practical effects. Like he'll like cut someone's arm off and it's like a fake arm. But then he'll like torture them in the next scene, you know. And it's like there are practical effects, but it is just also like just him like torturing people for real. And it's like it's kind of like the jackass movies if they weren't. fun and it was like actual torture you know if they like strapped stevo into that outhouse with all the dog shit against his will yeah but it's not like creative or entertaining like like one of the

bits they do is it's called like the human rattlesnake or something and he has this girl with epilepsy and he ties a bunch of like baby rattles to her and then shines like strobe lights in her face to give her seizures so it's just like it's not like really that creative issues I mean it's just like stupid stuff like that. Yeah, that was good. It's a little creative, but, you know. It's a little creative. Not ideal.

And she could be faking that epilepsy. Yeah, maybe. She could be an actress. One that I thought of. That's like probably the one that's like closest to a jackass stint. The other ones are just like more like snuff, like dark web type of stuff, I guess. That's like probably the closest thing. That's closest to like a jackass time.

Is there anything obvious that he's doing like for his own benefit where he's like got a doll riding in on trike and he's like in front of you is a filthy pan clean the pan like in there's also there's baking soda nearby if you need to clean it even better you make like then you'll get the key that's what I would imagine that's what I would do I'd make them do chores for me yeah dressed as a ghost the key your handcuffs are hidden somewhere in this messy room you in order to get to the next room you must find my keys It's not really to get to the next room. His movies are more like, so this girl dies in the first scene of the movie. And this is her like journey to hell, I guess, is what the movie is, I guess.

So it's just her being tortured for like the whole movie. That's her journey to hell, you know? Okay. So there's no story in these movies really? It has not the same amount of story that like a jackass film has. You know, it's just. Ah, so none. Yes.

Yeah. It's just. a compilation of women being tortured. Oh, is it all women? Yeah. Okay. That seems more fetishy for the guy doing it then. No, it's more of like a fetishy thing.

I think it's like a kink thing, you know, where he like, I mean, he talks about it too where he's like, I'm a like master or whatever. They say in like the BDSM community, I guess. And then he's looking for like subs and stuff that'll do whatever he says and do anything at his discretion and his saying, you know. and so yeah. I mean, like that's all fine and good, but then when you mix it with this snuff film, uh,

fancy that he has, that gets really scary. Yeah, and same with when the girls are like, I want out, no, you already signed this contract. And they're like,

well, you got me high to sign this contract. Yeah, that's how contracts work. Yeah. A lot of the people you like are researching just don't understand contract law or how those things work seemingly. Uno reverse.

So one thing I do trying to do it every single video is we, I really like the game Uno where you can go Uno reverse, you know. So we did the same thing. We tricked him into signing a contract where he could get tortured by us. And we had a fake delivery person like deliver them like a DoorDash. It was like flowers or something, you know. And we were like, hey, can you sign here? And then sign that it was actually a really zoomed in version of our contract, you know.

Wow. And so he signed it saying that he would be tortured by us. and that he's not going to stop until we say it's like basically we get to say it stops and he's our sub and we're his master you know and so we went to film it and he didn't show up so I took the small claims to court and then we went to a judge and he said stop wasting my fucking time with your real suitment I went to no I sued him and I won the court case oh my god you actually did sue him that's hilarious no I did yeah it's in the video uh did he show up in small claims court? No, he didn't

win. So I won by default. And I was like, hey, we had this agreement. Like, we were making this art project. We, we make movies where we just do like really extreme things, you know? And he agreed to be tortured by us. And he backed out after signing this contract. And like, it's cost us a lot

of damage because look how much money we would. I basically showed him like my last how many views I was getting. I was like, if this would have gotten a lot of views, I'm a big social media person. And if we would have tortured this guy, it would have gone really viral. And so by him not showing up, that cost me a lot of money.

And so you have to prove damages in court. That's damages. And I won. Are you going to collect? Like, is he going to pay? No, I just kind of use this more of like an art piece. Like that's like like more of an art piece. So now it's like, how do you like it now?

Like, you know, it was kind of just to show the audience like how messed up what he does is. You know, it's like this is how easy it is to get someone to sign a contract. and then like bully them around with it. It's like if I could, I could bully him around with this now, you know, because I won in court. But I just left it to stand more as like an art piece,

I guess, of like now he knows not to do this anymore to other people because he had it done to him. So it's like how do you want to send to you? You don't like it. So don't do it to other people type of thing, you know? Yeah. It's crazy that people would still fall for it in this day and age

because now like if you're Taco Bell like poison somebody, you find out. You're like, ooh, not that, not going there again. I see this online.

Like you would think of some movie. producer, director was beating people up and molesting them. It would get out and nobody would sign his weird guy. That happens in Hollywood. It didn't come out for decades. Well, it would come out, but they just then use the media to malign that person as like, he's a liar.

She's a liar. What did come out? Fibbery. That's what they did. We know that. Have you ever seen anywhere? Taylor you weren't supposed to be. I've never wanted to watch.

The only thing I could think that I would ever sneak into would have been that shit that some people did where they sneak into a movie and then they watch a second movie. Oh, I've done that plenty of times. Yeah. But that's limiting because usually when I go see a movie,

there's only one movie out that I want to see at a time. I'm not going to force myself to watch, I don't know, fucking Moana 3 just because I can, you know? Like, the movies in a row A mission to that's a commitment. It's too much. It's not enough good movies.

Maybe back when I was younger, that would have been a good idea. I like watching a movie and then pondering on it. Like, what can I take away from this movie, you know, and then maybe a day later watch another movie or a week later? I don't know. That's how I feel watching those jackass movies.

What can I gain from this? What lessons have I learned from Johnny Knoxville? pulverizing his pelvis from that bull. I definitely get some questions about like friendship and about like pushing your limits and like I don't know like see how much like they're probably a really close friend group you know and it's all because they've been through like a tough time together you know and they've all experienced mutual trauma what do they say with like fraternities getting like hazed and stuff I could see that for for sure but I mean I stopped wanting to watch jackass

when they didn't let Bam come back. Yeah, that was sad. It is sad. Bam's, you know, I don't know. He's been doing well now. He's back to skateboarding. But he was a pretty integral part of jackass. And when they were like, we're just going to do it with some guy named Poopies and a different fat guy that doesn't even press him.

I was like, well, this isn't jackass anymore because Johnny Knoxville is 55. And he's too old to get flipped by bulls and carry them. by himself. Hey, he can still do that. I would never, I would never sign off on you getting flipped by a bull. You can make lots of bad decisions in your 50s. I care about you too much

to let you get flipped by a ball. I haven't seen the new movie, but that's the new one. The one thing that would get me back to theaters is the 4D thing. I don't know if it's true, but I was gaming with a friend. And he said that 4D movies are like becoming a more

popular thing where they like pump in scents, like spells. And they pump in like dry air and stuff to make you feel like you're there. So they could punch me in the balls for a jackass movie. That'd be super. Oh, no, I hate that. That's the one thing I can't do. I can't purposely put myself in pay.

I wouldn't pay for that. Which is weird because I've had a lot of, I feel like I'm there. I'm going to spill my popcorn. Spill my $13. Can you guys do that? Or like, you can like intentionally like inflicts paid upon yourself.

That's like I can't do that no matter how. Like I tried giving myself a stick and poke tattoo. I can't do something that like purposely gives myself. I can't give myself pain. Wait, show us, show us like the couple dots before you realized that you can't do it. I probably,

I thought I had someone else do it because I couldn't do it to myself, but you can see there's like dots like everywhere. It was like really bad. It took me, I think like, oh no, no, no, you're good. No, we're back to that. I thought I lost you guys. I was like, oh, no, you guys left.

Yeah, we're just showing it. There's like dots. It's the, it's a plunder cross for, the religion I made called Scientology sucks. We believe in the plunger in the sky. So it's two cross plungers. It's a real religion approved by the IRS. But it took me five days to make it because I kept like giving.

I'd do like four dots. I'm like, nope, I can't do it. And I come back the next day. You did that? He did part of it. He started it. If I'm on alcohol, then I won't care. And I'd still couldn't do it.

It took me like five or six days to finally. And then finally I had to have someone else do it for me. I just like, wait, do you get out of social security and such as a pastor? in the cross plungers religion? I don't know. So we started it right before COVID. We launched the day that social distancing happened.

And our whole motto was, let's get tactics up to party, you know, because our church services were supposed to be parties. So it's like you can't launch that one day before social distancing at COVID. So basically just destroyed the whole movement. But I don't know.

And then we ended up finally throwing a party in an abandoned house that Ban Marjorie came to actually. sick we threw it the one day before the house was going to be demolished so kind of like no rules you know it was really fun uh probably like the closest thing to like a project ex party in real life it was insane like flooded the whole basement and like turned to a swimming pool uh we we just did crazy we just demolished the whole house i guess it was i'll did that once drove a tank through a house about to be demo really whoa that's sick no way it's like party It wasn't much of a party We just drove an APC through a house And then blew it up Oh that's

How did Bam Margera just He must be like a raccoon around garbage cans That he just finds these parties And he just shows up Like did you invite him When he was sober too Yeah he was sober the whole thing I think And he had a great time

It was awesome But yeah I saw the interview Was he sober from everything? I think he's sober I don't know Okay. But I remember like

Bam Margera was this must have been over a decade ago where he was doing that like Pennsylvania party house thing with MTV still kind of on board and he was doing that like side talking out of the corner of his mouth

where he's like, yeah, we got a good idea and we're going to fill a hot tub with piss and we're going to have a piss hot tub and then like it came to be a day before the party and he was like

turns out it takes a lot more pissed to fill a hot tub than we thought. We've all been pissing in it all week and it's barely a quarter full. You know, where he can't drink anymore. That's a lot of piss. That's a ton of pit. Well, it was him and his crew of other Pennsylvania guys all pissing in there. But apparently they couldn't get a full piss hot tub.

They had to do a water diluted piss hot tub. You're doing that for fun or were they going to like? I think they were doing it for. I mean, no and them, they were doing it for fun and to like have someone get in the hot tub and be like, hey, do you know, you're swimming in my fish right now? like as weird But you're probably going to smell that that hot tubs

Would the steam? It smells. It smells so bad. It would stink so bad. It's disgusting. Also, isn't pee supposed to be sterile? You can drink pee, I think, and it's like not bad for you. So it's mostly sterile.

We've looked into this. Apparently, I've done more research about this than I should have. But like, it's a big part of pee not being sterile is the stream passing over the tip of your penis at picking up some like errant bacteria. So it's whenever you start Googling and go down this rabbit hole, it's not exactly sterile, but it's kind of sterile.

Either way, I'm not getting a hot tub. But if you're just basing it, it's not going through your skin. You're not like a frog. You're not absorb it through your skin, right? As long as you don't drink it, you're probably fine, right? But even if you do drink it, it's still, fine. It's not sterile if it's been sitting in there for two weeks as you're trying to fill it up. Oh, what do you think would have happened to them if they got in that hot tub?

They probably got some sort of skin problem because I think that whole urine is sterile thing only applies to like pissing on jellyfish stings or like the first couple of seconds. You can't just let the jellyfish thing is not real. The stale thing is not real even in your bladder. I don't know why both are so widely believed. Like nothing else in the human body is all that sterile. There's bacteria in your urine in the bladder. It has to be a prank, dude. It has to be a prank.

I think it's a fucking fight club one time and suddenly it's an accepted scientific fact that you can drink pee. You know those things where someone says something and you go, I should have known that. Like that just happened where I was like, you know, of course it's not sterile. It's pee coming from my body. And then it's going to sit in a hot tub basin for a week and a half as new pee is added. That's going to be filthy. All those cultures growing in the meantime. I thought maybe stuff couldn't grow in pee.

I used to go out in my backyard every night, piss on this one plant. Bitch died after three weeks. Just shriveled up. Couldn't take it. Couldn't hang. Do you remember piss bush from the internet like 15 years ago where a guy like had an apartment complex and he would just get trashed? And he's like, this is my pissed bush.

And he like took pictures of this bush near his apartment over months and months. And he pissed in the same place on the bush. And over the course of about four months, he killed the entire core. of this bush by piss on this. Yeah, which you wouldn't expect, especially if you believe if it was sterile,

yeah. If it was sterile, why would it kill the bush? Yeah. Well, I don't think that's the thing. Sterile doesn't mean that it's good for plants. Like it, pure alcohol would have a similar. I bet Roundup is sterile.

I don't think there's bacteria living in that shit. Like I. I think Everclear is sterile. I could fuck up a plant. Exactly. Salt and urea. You know? Do you think plants will get drunk?

The salts and the ammonia, I would think you're killing the plant. Plants would get a little liberal making the berries. Or they just die. They probably just die. Damn. Oh, all natural is another thing. We had a cleaner. This is teenage me.

It was like simple green or something. And my friend's like, it says all natural on the bottle and he squirts it straight into his mouth. I'm like, that arsenic is all natural. Why do you think that means good to eat? There's all natural heroin. You know, it's there's sure. Oh, yeah. Working with the FDA.

I say it properly anyway. Snake venom is all natural. You want to put that in your body? Yeah, it's a terrible thing. And all natural is one of those claims that the FDA is like, I mean, technically, we're all, we didn't fence something. Like, it's naturally, anyone can say on, you can put all natural on chlorox. I don't even know what that means. It means it's not otherworldly, I suppose.

Like, if I take two chemicals and combine them and make a new chemical, is it all natural? I think it's not unnatural. Synthetic ingredients. Well, I think at that point you're saying a human intervened to make that chemical that wouldn't have existed if a human didn't intervene, I guess. But humans are natural. So technically, it was made through a natural process that the Earth created. I don't know. Yeah, how specific do you want to be, I guess, where you draw that line.

Yeah. I wanted to ask about this hot water you've been in with, to me, the most innocent sounding business of all time, bricks and mini figs, which my guess would be that that's just where like Lego nerds hang out. Like is a mini fig just a little Lego man? Like you can get a bunch of little custom Lego man. That's it. Yeah, I'll show you. I got one right here. I made my own company called reckless bricks. This is the only mini fig in existence

of it right now but it says reckless bricks on it it's the only one in the world I guess had hair but it fell off it doesn't look like you started from scratch

with that mini fig well you know Woody we all stand on the shoulders of giants yes yes yes so you've got those bricks and mini figs guys figured out

it seems like they did a from the bit I saw the fuck who was that Jewish singer the strisand effect it seems like they strisand affected themselves

where they went so hard against you that then it became a thing for you to latch on to fight back they tried to silence me so hard that the opposite effect happened where now everyone knows about it um stricane effect

and so what's the deal with these guys now. They can't like keep reselling. Can you fill me in on the background behind this? I've seen the mini figure. Did you start a business with Lego compatible bricks? Is that what we're doing here? Well, a lot of times I like take over companies in my videos. So this is probably the biggest one I've ever had to take over. Normally like I took over from a Cammy Manor that was like not that big of a company. You know, I've taken over like some other things. We like over through a restaurant one time.

But this is, I mean, I think professionals were quoting it around a $400 million company is what it was worth. So it's a little bit harder than what I'm used to, I guess. But we're doing it. We're taking them over. Basically, right now, all of the, that is, I'm like half joking, I guess, a little bit. It's not really the intention to take them over, but that's kind of what might end up happening as a result of what we're doing. But basically, so there was this controversy where

they stole this old man's like Lego Star Wars collection sets, rumored to be like the most expensive Star Wars collection set or the biggest Star Wars collection and the history of ever, you know, in the $100,000. And they took it and then I made videos showing that and just they're terrible responses. And so the reaction from that is no one wants to shop at bricks and mini figs anymore. The problem is who does that hurt? It doesn't hurt the people at the top. It hurts The franchise owners that had nothing to do with it. You know, they're all like really like hurting because of something that they didn't do like none of them want like they're probably just really nice people that run innocent Lego stores, you know but they're all hurting. Most of them, sure.

Yeah. A few of them reached out to me and they're like, hey, like, you guys got to help me get out of this, you know? And I was like, I'm down. So I was like, I made this new brand. I called it reckless bricks. If you want to rebrand, then because like everyone's just boycotting these stores and they're about to go to business.

So they're not allowed to change brands. Like it's against their franchise agreement to change brand. Like they can't do that or else corporate can come and take over their store. But they're like, we're going to be shut down either way. we might as well tell the world that we don't agree with corporate and at least try to fight back, you know. And it's better than just letting our store die, you know. So a few stores have taken on the wrist now. And they know that they can get their stores taken over.

But like they just are so against corporate at this point that they're just willing to try and fight that, you know. How did the store itself steal the guys' Legos? Did they just offer him? Like, did they do the game stock? thing where he brought 20 grand with the Legos and they said we'll give you $130 or no that wouldn't that wouldn't be considered a scam that would be considered like a ripoff I feel like which are two different things uh that wouldn't be considered theft that would be concerned yeah rip off because at the end of the day those GameStop people still ended up

selling to games that they didn't have to sell a game stop they just got ripped off you know that's not stealing they just made a really bad deal this is different so this is a this is is he said he would put his Legos in the store on consignment, which means every, the Lego sets are still his, but every time one gets sold, the store keeps a percent, and then he gets all the money for Lego sets and then as a thank you for the store, he's like, okay, well, you can keep a small percentage of each sale that I make, you know? So he does that. And then new management takes over and he's like, okay, well, let me like, just not new management

took over. Let me like make sure that they're still going to keep selling my stuff. stuff, you know, like, are they still cool with selling my things? And he goes there and they're like, oh, this is our inventory. Like, we're going to keep these Lego sets. If you want them back, then you're going to have to sue us, but it's going to cost you more money to sue us than this Lego collection is ever worth. Like, yeah, these Legos might be worth like $200,000, but for you to sue us, it's going to be like half a million. So if you want to sue us, you're just going to lose money. So you might as well just let us keep these. And it's pretty shitty. Yeah. Yeah. And so that's when he hit

me up and I heard that and I was like, oh, these are going to be the best evil villains ever, you know, like they, they know that what they're doing is wrong, but they're going to do it anyways because they can. Like, that's the perfect villain, you know, because like other villains I've had, it's like they either don't know what they're doing is wrong or they're like, like with the Russ guy, it's like, he's like, the voices don't stop unless I hurt people, you know, it's like, you can't really help it, you know? This is, they're just like, we know what we're doing wrong and we're going to do it anyways because we want to, you know? And it's like, Wow, that's a new type of evil I've never experienced before.

I want to take these guys down now, you know. Sure, it makes sense. That's pretty shitty that old man with his fucking AT-A-Ts and Millennium Falcons, whatever else would equate to 200 grand. I can't imagine what 200 grand in Legos looks like. I can't even fath them. Well, in the video, it's a whole storage worth of inventory. It was their whole storage worth of inventory pretty much.

I think they empty out the store just to put his. Oh, wow. collection in there. So yeah, it's insane. And so they are, are they kind of on death store now, bricks and mini figs as a chain? Um, I mean,

it's a $400 million company. So they have resources. You know, it's, no, it's huge. They have 300 stores and their goal is to have like, I think,

600 stores by 2030 or something. So are they a partner of Lego or they're just a resaleigher, of largely Legos and that's their business. It's like GameStops. They just resell Lego. And I think two years ago, they only had 100 stores. So right now their stores are like, bo bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, you know, then my video comes out. And it's going back, you know, so it's like they were on the rise until my stuff came out.

So we've, I mean, it's still like massive, massive company. But I don't know, maybe if all the stores want to just convert to reckless bricks, then we'll just take over the whole company. That'd be fun. Are they one of those companies that's like trying to tie you up legally just to shut you down, just keep you from reporting on it? Oh, that's what, yeah, that's what they do. Yeah, basically their strategy is this. It's we are wrong, but if we sue you, we have more money than you and you can't afford to keep fighting this.

So we'll just drag it out until you can't afford the legal fees. And we'll just win by default. Even though we're wrong, we'll just win anyways. That's been their whole strategy every time. That's their strategy. Okay. That's a story often told in, with these giant companies fighting back.

Yeah, but now that, that's just so distant from what I know. We've been making GoFundMe's and stuff, and we've been getting money too. So now we have money to fight back, which I don't think will end. As long as we can keep making content out of it, we can keep getting crowd support.

And then, yeah. And so. What does Legger? think like Lego the company like are they just you know conscious pilot washing their hands nothing to do they haven't made any statements about it I've talked to some high up Lego people at Lego but they always say that they're they'll get fired if they're on camera or something so they can't talk about it but they always like we love like the Lego what you're doing like we hate bricks and mini figs like we hate these like what they're doing and stuff it's like really bad but like we love your videos we just can't. can't talk about because we are like the head guys that lego don't want to like want to like join a controversy or take a stance you know which if i was the CEO of like i would have like gave me like a huge sponsor i would have made like the joshua johnson amman mcneff lego set there's the bad guys by the way but i would have made a whole like lego set on the situation i would have

capitalized on it's so hard you know because i think we have like like people have been doing polls and stuff like who's right bricks and minifigs are reckless ben you know and i think usually it's like 99.7% agree with me and not bricks and minifigs. So it's like, it's pretty obvious. Like it's not really controversial. It's kind of like unanimous. Like those 0.3 people are probably either bricks and minifigs employees or they're like just don't know what's going on. You know what I mean?

But like most people would agree like theft is bad, you know. So it's not really controversial to say that like they stand with me. That's not really a controversial opinion, you know. Sure. Yeah. That makes sense. I would imagine that a company like Lego is doing some internal risk review on something like that and determining that, you know, as big as this story is, Lego is a million times bigger. And us weighing in on this would just introduce this story to many more people.

And then it would reflect poorly on us. Because by us weighing in, we assume a degree of culpability when they would probably just hope that. that this resale chain is immoral and they'll go out of business. No. We just keep making bricks. If they wait in and said, hey, we do not stand with what bricks and minifigs is doing. I feel like it would make people support Lego more. And then it would, you're right, it would let more people know about it.

But that's a good thing. You know, like I know so many people that like all these like big streamers and stuff that have reacted to my videos that are like, I was never interested in Legos. But now I'm interested in Legos and maybe I actually buy a Lego set now because I kind of I don't like Legos now because of this whole Lego scandal thing. Like I wasn't into it before, but now I'm building Legos on my free time because like Reckless Ben got me into it because this whole thing was so interesting, you know? I get that. Especially if they're getting those sales without incurring potential PR pushback on themselves,

they'll just see that as a little fringe benefit, right? Yeah. Where they don't want to expose themselves to because people will or I'm just putting myself in Legos, PR's shoes where if they see a totally unrelated third party resale chain behaving immorally

and they step in and take either side they're all that would do to them from again, PR mind from this is tie them to that chain and then it would become it would go from bricks and mini figs is shitty to Lego is shitty

and it can no, If they took my side, it would be, oh, Lego's talking bad about bricks and mini figs. That must make Lego awesome. The CEO of Patreon did that same thing. They got a request. A judge signed an order saying that Patreon had to take down my videos. Oh, shit. And the CEO of Patreon was like, I got this order from bricks and minifigs.

It was from a judge saying that I have to delete my videos from Patreon. and the CEO makes a video, he was like, I got this judge order. And you know what? I'm not going to take it down. If bricks and mini figs, they can personally sue me if they want to take it down, you know? And he had 100% support. Everyone's like, go Patreon. Like, I didn't really care about Patreon before, but now I'm a huge Patreon supporter.

You know, they're like, Patreon's awesome now. Like, I'm going to sign up for Patreon. And it was a huge win for Patreon, I think. And some people are even saying, like, he did it just for the marketing of it because, and I think if Lego did the same thing, it would just be only a win for Lego, but I don't know. I could be wrong. I don't know.

Yeah, I could be wrong as well. I could see Patreon's business model being a little more contingent on, like, think how Patreon would be if they had taken your videos off for that. All the creators on Patreon would have no confidence in their ability to maintain an income or a livelihood based on the service. Like, for them, that makes total sense. I'm just saying for Lego to deny or to try to stay uninvolved, I think make sense for them. But you definitely seem to be 100% on like the morally correct side here, which is taking a stand against a third party reseller.

They were like taking a girl out into the middle of the woods and brainwashing or probably wasn't the best move. but, I don't know. I tried to. Yeah. Because our whole thing, like I deal with a lot of cults, you know,

and so how is like, so you've learned a thing or two. Well, they were saying stuff like, yeah, they're all brainwashed. Like, they're protecting the bad guys,

you know, because I'm like, hey, can I have like the owner's number and stuff? And they're like, no. I'm like, well, then why can I have his number?

They're like, because you're going to get arrested for asking about these Legos. And I'm like, why would I get arrested just like what just for asking for my Legos back type of thing? You know, so they're clearly brainwashed the same like I, I, when I see how the employees of bricks and mini figs are like acting and when I look at like a cult member how they're acting, it's the exact same.

You know, it's it's like asking any questions is bad. That's the first thing that all cults have in common. So any question I ask, they would say like, I'd be like, well, why can't you just get his Legos back if he wasn't paid for him? You know, like can't you just have his legos back? And then the answer to that is, I'm calling the cops on you, you know? So that's how a cult member would answer that.

It's questions are bad. That's how cult members ask. And basically, like, I don't know, just so we were like, okay, if they're all brainwashed by corporate, because, I mean, you have to think about it. Like, if you like look at it from their point of view, they're in a bricks and mini figs for eight hours a day, you know, they're only hearing one side of the story. And they're constantly hearing that we're right, everyone else is wrong. Questions are bad.

Don't question it. You just have to accept it this way. You hear that over and over. That's all you're hearing eight hours a day every day. You're going to, that's going to be your belief. You know, it's like they say you become the five people you hang out with, you know,

because you're just, you are what you surround yourself with. So Brickson, it's just like classic brainwashing. Same with Colts. Like that's why people in Colts are brainwasheders, constantly surrounded by these people. So we were like,

okay, like, well, I've been enough cults now. Like, I know how to brainwash people. What if I can brainwash them for good? You know, like I'll brainwash them to learn the truth.

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We did, like, rituals. We all felt like one with each other. Like, we just did a bunch of, like, crazy stuff. We announced her the Lego queen. So that way, she, like, she felt like she was special and stuff. And we did, like, chanting and stuff. And finally, brainwashed her to learn the truth. It was awesome.

And she ended up giving me the owner's number, which mission accomplished. We weren't getting before. Before the answer to getting the owner's number was, I'm going to call the cops on you. And now she was like, oh, you guys are awesome. that you know and uh yeah um okay so you brainwashed this was she like a low level employee or a like yeah store manager regional manager we had a fake YouTuber go in uh we called him we gave him like a gold vest so we looked like you know like there's like kids challenge YouTubers that like review toys and stuff he like goes dead he's like

yeah what up YouTube like there's like a store and stuff and we did a game where I think they to collect like the most amount of yellow Lego pieces. And whoever could collect the most in like 60 seconds, uh, won. And then we're like, okay, to claim your prize,

you have to go out to the middle of the woods. Like the Lego club and give us your boss's phone number. Yeah. That was it. That's very funny. So, yeah, she won like a $100 prize and then she had to go out to the woods to receive her prize.

And then we brainwashed her to sick. Hell yeah. She chose man over bear. I appreciate her for buck in the trend. Yeah. she chose to join the right side. Maybe she'd go out there with a bear too, I don't know. I wouldn't think that the low-level employees were brainwashed.

I see your thing about like that corporate culture. Low-level employees? I kept thinking about how we could not bribe GameStop employees to give us call of duty early. Like, you just could not find a guy that would break the trend and sell cod on the side. But we were also joking a lot. like when we're doing it on the show. Or I guess off the show is different for sure, like where we were really trying. It was really hard to get a hookup to get caught early.

So I feel like maybe these guys do align with their companies way more than you'd think. GameStop is not the kind of job you want to keep for life. Sure. But I think a lot of that's out of fear with the low level guys. They don't want to get fired. Like they're just like, I'm working this job. You know, I need this money. I can't afford to get fired right now.

I've offered them wads of cash. Like I offered him a thousand cash. Like just me and the guy in the game stop. In another state, actually, I was on a trip. And there's like, yeah, that game's about to come out. We went in there and it was like, have a thousand dollars cash. You are what you surround yourself with. So they're surrounded by the idea of you cannot give this game out early, you know?

Everyone's telling them that. So if you can, I mean, people do this all the time in cults. Like people would be telling you a lie, you know? Like there's an alien in the sky or something. I don't know. Like there's like weird stuff. And like if you just hear it enough times, you're going to start believing it's true. You know, it's just how our brains work.

It's our brains think like, oh, if I heard it 70 times, you know, in 70 days, then I, there's a reason. Like, there's a pattern, you know, and so you start to believe, even though you know it's not real, your brain will believe it's real. I get that you get, you know, surrounded with it and you indoctrinated. But I don't know why people don't think for themselves. I'm routinely selling Kyle and Taylor's personal information for it as a side gig. and that's why I get so many fucking phone calls now. It's a side business.

You got to hustle. The past seven years. I think school is set up to make you a worker, not a CEO, right? So it's designed to make you follow orders. Like, here's your homework. It's what we do on this date, you know? Like, here's your task. You do your task.

So anyone that goes to school is kind of being trained to just follow orders and not think for themselves, you know, it's, it's, I mean, I guess in college and stuff, then you have to do like research things and build things maybe. But like at least grade school, a lot of it is like you're, it's designed to make you a work or not like a CEO. Yeah. Well, I mean, even in college, you have to have that little bit of social wherewithal with your professor, regardless of what course it is. And you have to try and mirror in any paper what they want you to say. Yeah.

Like that's, that is part of college. If they say do a research paper on XYZ, you're retarded if you pick something that the professor has stated they're against and you go in favor of it or vice versa. Like you have to, I wrote papers like that. I wrote so many papers like that where I was like, I can identify what this professor wants. I'm going to write this in such a way that they go so true. That's what you're doing. I felt like based on the quality of my paper, if I agreed with him, I'd get between like an A and a C. and if I disagreed with them, I'd get between a D and a B.

Like, you just shift it all down one, depending on how well I did it. And it's like, okay, what is your stance here worth one letter grade? The answer is always no. The answer is no. I'll be whoever you want me to be, Professor. Just tell me. Is this like disagreeing about who the C people were? Or is this more like some sort of like right wing, left wing?

What do we think about the fall of the Soviet Empire? I was thinking of an economics course when I said that. Ah, okay. That's extra boring. Yeah. But regardless, of course, economics, psychology, neuroscience, math, well, probably not math. Can't really do it with the math. But you do need to learn to mirror.

I just tell him what he wants to hear in my math courses. It's my way of getting by. It's literally the exact same behavior as showing up for office hours more often than you need to get FaceTime. and so that they know you introduce yourself full name, you talk to them, you ask, you remember something about what they said to you last time, you follow up on that, whether that's what their kids doing,

something. That's part of the game. Did you go to office hours a lot? I never did that. If I was not doing well in a class, I was in office hours all the time, FaceTime, making sure that he or she knew

that I was putting an effort. And then that reflected in the grade where they would know, they would see like, okay, this person's given a fuck. I did it in Italian because I didn't want to learn to speak Italian. And that was a foolish class to take. But I would go to my Italian teachers because it was required to take a couple foreign languages.

And I would go to her class and like show my effort and like ask for clarification on workbook things that I didn't even fully need just to just to show interest. And then furrow my brow and thought as she was speaking and be like, oh, you know what? That does make sense the way you put it just now. Thank you so. Okay. You know what? I'm going to take this home on it. That's what so much of that is. And if anything, that's what trains you for business the most is knowing what the person on the other side wants and how you can

mirror that in such a way that they feel they get a win and you also get your win. That's crazy. I just learned the materials. That was more strategy. No, see, Woody, the problem here is that I took, the reason I took Italian is that there were, it was the only foreign language that needed two semesters because it was a six hour course instead of three four hour course for Spanish and I took Italian one freshman year semester one and then I was like that sucked I don't care about that at all that's a problem for senior Taylor and so then I took Italian two three years later I had forgotten everything I couldn't conjugate I couldn't do anything I knew I was in trouble when I sat down and the teacher like started speaking in Italian

the first day at class and I was like oh no like I don't know any of these words, but she, I mean, Brightside was she had the biggest hits have ever seen of any college professor. And I know what Woody's point's going to be. She was skinny as a rail. Nice. She was a lollipop of tities. And she would drive and she would wear like, she would wear the tightest little jeans

and then like bike to class. And sometimes like she would pass me as she was on the way. And she'd be like, how do you, Taylor? And I'd be like, I'm doing fucking solid. Better now. Bella, Bella. You didn't know enough Italian to do that.

If you've done that, you might have gotten late. If she wrote by, you went, Bella, Bella. No, that was my Italian one teacher. She was a smoke show. My Italian two teacher three years later was this old lady who just was not about it. And she would like ask me a question. She'd look at me in. class, ask a question a question in full Italian. And I'd be like, oh, see. Like, I just,

I didn't know, I didn't know the answers. I had the same situation. I, I took Spanish one at my first college, transferred to another school, delayed for a while. I went from semesters to trimesters. So I took one course at a maculata college in Pennsylvania because it was a semester school and it would transfer in as a full half year. And I had forgotten everything. But I used to be smarter. And I was pretty good at just like reading a textbook and retaining enough to pass tests. And that's how I got through. I was, if I would have put in the effort, I could have just learned Italian, but I was pretty lazy by that point in my college run through. And I've said it before here. Like we had to write a a whole paragraph at the end of our tests in Italian.

That was like 500 words or something, like full Italian. And I would write the most absurd paragraphs you've ever heard. It would be like me and my mom and my dad and my brother and my other brother and my sister and my dog. All went to the movies on Saturday. on Saturday also me and my dad and my mom and my brother and my other brother and my dog would go to get

gelato and after gelato me and my dad and my brother and my mom and it was just I was really filling it in I just imagine her grading that shit oh a big a head and nothing inside

do you know why she still passed me despite my Herculian effort to not to not learn this. It was because I went to office hours. She also had like speaking court, like parts of the test where we'd have to go in privately and she'd be like, and I'd be like, me and my dad and my mom. It was the same thing.

I had a huge lead up every time. I got a half dozen words, probably a full dozen of just describing every member of my family. who was going with me to the carnival Speaking of Gray sweatpants, last week I was talking about how those like big-boobed like moms who cook on YouTube

to try to get attention. Like I showed you that chick who cooks in nothing but a... Yeah, yeah. Is it going through... Because they're cooking good food, I guess. Yeah, yeah. Well, she's cooking food, but she's doing it scantily clad. And then she's linking to her only fans.

It's what this chick is. is doing, but it turned my algorithm into a filthy, dirty old man algorithm. So then the next. Oh, no. I was just looking a minute ago, not a minute ago, an hour or two ago. And now I'm getting like gray sweatpants hidden cam videos. What the guy does is he's got a camera down and around his belt area. And it's looking up toward like women's island.

And he walks around with his hog out and like, not out, but like in his gray sweatpants. and then he's just like got all these ladies just like oh yeah like these like is actual junk or does he have something better than stock in there i didn't care to like it looked i don't know the dude looks like he's hanging dong you know you kind of see a little of it out of the peripheral like you know your camera's close enough to the dick and then aimed at the lady that there can be no doubt that this is what she's looking at and she's like inventing a conversation and having to grab stuff near him and she's just like Fuck, yeah.

I've seen this genre before. I like it when they like elbow their friend and point it out. Yeah. Maybe she's looking at the camera. Maybe she's like, hey, this guy's recording us and she's pointing the camera. Like,

why are you filming? Not in my fantasy. But that camera's really turning her on. She, I want that camera. I need that. I saw a guy having a camera. It's an action can.

I'd probably be staring at it. I'd be like, I'd probably get like really close. I'd like, is that a camera? I'd be playing. You've got like a full, you've got like a full GoPro mount.

Like, But then he could take that Then he could take that footage I have no idea Like hey look at this reckless Ben guy He was staring at my junk And I'd be like no I was just looking at the camera You know

I don't know That's a solid theory I didn't choose not to think of it Yeah my whole algorithm is this shit now It's nothing but like Thirsty like milks Cooking in their in their kitchens And like trying on their shorts

With their husbands recording them You learn softcore porn Yeah, it's YouTube softcore porn, yeah, which is kind of like... You're becoming a better chef because of it, right? I kind of already had that locked down, but I'm not really paying much attention to the cooking and whatnot. I'm really... But it's a cooking video. Isn't the point to make food and they're like, hey, this is how you make better food and...

I don't know. Yeah, Kyle, isn't the point of the food? The comments are all double entendres. it's nothing it's another but double entendre thanks for all thanks for the tips thanks for the tips yeah yeah yeah she's always got her cans out it's a good time

and there's just a whole genre are there any hot ones because the one you linked was like AARP ready yeah she was rough looking this is this is the one that's on like I just looked on my YouTube this is going to be Taylor's old video I don't know if he likes

to even talking about that I probably got that on a hard drive somewhere. If you need a copy. Oh, she's just trying on summer shorts. Yeah, she's not cooking it all on this video. No, this is a different chick. This is actually a kind of key chick. Do you buy shorts in that configuration or?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I always thought they were modified. No, go on Amazon. This is a five-minute video and it could be 10 seconds long. It could be 20 minutes long. You're right. Yeah.

No, 10 seconds long. It's all in slow motion. Why is it so slow? This is terrible. I would never edit in the video this way. Retention on this is, I've watched for 10 seconds. I'm already bored and clicking off. I mean, I can't help you with that problem.

But, but like, I, she's got me on the viewer retention. It's like, I'm watching these to the end and then I'm rewinding. I'm scrubbing. I'm like, I'm going through the most watch portion over and over. She's got me. that's her most popular video 2.3 million views for trying on summer shorts I said I want to just link she's just out in public like a horror is it the time square one this is just more boomer evidence you're watching you're watching like not even naked girls

you're here for the setup you're watching youtube shorts on your fucking TV not for me not for me jack if I want to get more attention on my video slow it down and just drag out the scenes where they're so boring and nothing happens. That's what she's clearly trying to do here from what I can watch. It doesn't even have a garage under some fucking landing. I don't think she has the right body for this. I feel like this is a seven masquerading off her sex appeal. And what are we doing here?

This is the internet. You can't survive as a seven. look at that at 440 and onward 440 and onward mow your lawn get it together look at how terrible that lawn is I don't care with a lawn

look at this lady's ass and everybody wants to see you know what I look at that house you know what I see a lazy horror lives here could be Indians you don't know okay well then it could well I would know if I saw her walking in it's cultural leave them alone they're living their best life

Yeah, a lazy Indian guy who doesn't mow. Maybe he lives there. Her grass is worse than I thought. It's terrible. Get it together. Just mow. Why don't you care about the grass? Kyle, because we're men of culture.

Oh, my God. I see what's happening. This one year ago video, she actually has a decent caboose on her. But the one month old video? Language. It's like the fucking Grinch's heart just growing and growing until it breaks that cardiac measuring device. It,

her ass is way too big in cellulitey in the one month old video compared to the one year old video. What are you talking about? Mm-hmm. This is my area of expertise. I will not back down. You aren't. You aren't. I'm scrubbing through this one-month-old video.

You're gay. Like, for those of you who are listening, this girl's channel, shout out. Big shout out to you. It's bikini. I-F-R-I-T,

Efritt, I-F-R-I-T, and we're watching her walk around about a month ago where the big old booty, there ain't nothing wrong with that. There ain't nothing wrong with that. No. It's like she can squat. Any little boy, man.

Boy, boys. She's been hitting the Oreos in between the year-old trying on shorts video and the month-old New York Times video. We need a potential time, not tie breaker, but a potential tie maker.

with Ben here. We need him to watch this video. Kyle link it up for him. Is the butt is it? Let me see. The top two Kyle videos there. I think that's what I'm looking at. Yeah.

The like, oh, I guess you want to see. You want to see the two that he sent in 813. Compare the caboose and tell me if she didn't make backwards progress. Let me see. There's not really much for a comment.

It's just a girl walking through like a city. That's the, Right. And they go to the first 8.13 p.m. video, at least that's what it says for me, where she's trying on the shorts and tell me if she... Girl walking through the city versus... Girl trying on shorts. Yeah. Other video, just a girl trying on shorts.

I think probably more happens when she tries on shorts. At least she's trying on shorts in this video. Go to like 4.30. Look at the bottom. Her bottom, that is. And tell me she's not way better a year ago. you're in your own kind of jigsaw puzzle now ben gay or straight make your choice um very straight

now she's walk out now it's instead for walking to the city now she's walking to her house i cannot get this man to do anything but compare the plots of the videos what is happening here i've said 12 times look at her ass how are you confused do you think that's a little too much of a butt or a decent amount of butt or perhaps bordering on too much cellulite but but not quite there. I don't know. I think if she's happy with it, that's all it matters, right? Who cares about external validation?

Ah, he's gay, right, right. We got another one that's gay. Yeah, right. Damn it, Kyle. Like, if, uh, he was a tie maker. Like, who am I to judge her? If, like, some girls like, like, like, smaller, like, like, well put together butts, you know? And some people like fat butts.

It's all about, I care about what I like. This guy. That's what it comes down. do and I'm in favor of that. I give that a thumbs up. You know what I don't care about what she likes. That's not my main concern. Not even a little. She can be on the way to get beat up consensually at some lunatics. She could be on the way to pay $50 to do a bunch of burpees in some lunatics yard where there's always the promise of rats and spiders, but they never come.

And also that I, the idea of that guy with the haunted house, I have to go back to it where he's like, there's hundreds of rats in these cages. So you're just feeding hundreds of rats regularly on the off chance. Someone shows up. Like, it was silly billy shit. Yeah, I don't think the rats ever existed. Yeah, I don't know. But if a girl has a butt that I don't like, I'll just pursue a girl with a butt that I do like, you know?

But do you like this girl's butt? This is like 60 minutes. It's cool. It's decent, yeah. I don't dislike it. it. There we, I think that's the best we're going to get Woody. We were trying to get him to do an

AP comparison and I feel like we didn't get it. We didn't like. I mean, what should matter is like the partner she's with, that should matter, right? Like if you care about how hot her boyfriend is, I get it. That's a problem. Well, no, for boyfriend. You muted kind of. I found you a girl, Woody. There you go.

That's what you've been looking for this whole time. Yeah. The thing about that girl also is she's probably super funny. This is what you wanted? What is this? No, it's not. She does not. She looks too young.

Is she? Is this legal? What did you just link? What is this? Some like 18 year old girl trying on fucking outfits? If she's 18, she turned that today. It ain't my video. Wait, let's look at the comments.

There's going to be some like, you are so beautiful to me, you hot stuff. There's going to be stuff like that. Where's the Indian guy? No living human on earth. Convince me this girl is older than 18 is the top comment. Oh, no, that's bad. Oh, that's not what I, my top comment is who enjoyed this? Which bikini was your faith?

She pinned her own. Yeah. I meant. She's working. The blue one looks best on you in my opinion. That's my top comment. That's what it says. Maybe there's another one.

Oh. All these comments are like earnest opinions about. bookmarked. No, I've closed all the links you've given me. That's what I was doing. Wait, are we clicking the same video, Woody? All the comments, maybe the other ones have been removed, are about the actual style of the bikini,

which is blowing me away. Actually, yeah, but there's a lot of nonsense. NG nut t-shell. Do you not see that one? It's the second comment, but the first one that's not hers, she pinned her own comment. No, like the first one that's not hers for me says the blue one looks best on you in my opinion.

And then it's... I do see that. That's my fourth one with 37 likes. With 91 likes, there's the no human on earth can convince me this girl's older than 18. That's odd. Somebody replies,

I will say the braces threw me off. Right. She had braces? Terrible. Terrible. You linked it. Yeah, how dare you, Taylor? That's what he's linked.

it is not nope it's yours but that's okay it's got your name on we're just figuring out new people for Ben to investigate

I mean might want to take a look at this someone should I don't know I don't know whose purview this is but it should be someone yeah that Kyle had that copy

to his clickboard like his clipboard he's like this is what he likes so that he self-owns like if he gets a video my whole homepage has become.

It's nothing but like this and football and like video game shit and then more of this. And here's some gymnastics page. A lot of this. A lot of this. A lot of this. I'll admit it. Yeah. If I were your attorney, I would recommend ceasing. And desisting.

I think my algorithm is just all like stunts probably. It's like parkour. And just so you said you did a lot of extreme stuff. What'd you do? Aside from slacklining, what do you do? I don't know. Like slacklining. That's kind of the main one.

Like skating, like rock climbing. I just know a bunch of weird like stuff, I guess. Like I have a party trick where I can like juggle like sharp kitchen knives over like my friend's face and stuff. So if I like drop one or like fall in his eyeball but I don't because I can catch them good. That's extreme. Maybe on his behalf. I just like doing like cool stuff. I don't know.

Try to think of some other cool things I can do. I don't know. I just, are you like a skateboarder? No, I started rollerblading actually. I can do like backflips on rollerblades and stuff. It's fun.

Well, because I started skiing and then all the snow melted and I was like, well, how do I keep doing this? I was like rollerblades. It's the way to ski on concrete, you know? But I don't do like the like lame rollerblade. I go on like the mega ramps

and do like the cool like, X-game style stuff or like what else I don't know I do like weird calisthenics like high in the air like I'll do like one arm pull-ups hanging from a crane with no harness on or like human flag

you can do a one-arm pull up yeah um that's dope from a crane yeah yeah that's like one of those things I've only seen from those Russian guys with like whatever their version of GoPro is

yeah with nothing to live for where they're somehow above the clouds Dang. Well, I do have something like for it. My whole thing is my hands are my harness, you know? So if I, like the same way you have to put trust in a harness, you know, like you do research like, like at least I do because I'm a nerd, I'll be like, this is this much the harness can hold, you know?

Like I, after this many years, it can only hold this much. After this many years, it can hold this much. So I take a calculated risk that I will be safe by wearing a harness, you know? And I do the same thing like when I'm doing that. like I know like okay I can do like four one arm pullups pretty confidently so like if I just do like two then if I have two arms I can feel myself slipping my other arm up and then do a muscle you know and so do you have a video of you doing these on a crane that would be awesome if we yeah I like to see if I look at my Instagram yeah I have some videos yeah like the one arm hangs and someone who has

Instagram Zach hopefully find that pull it up so I don't think any of us have I have it up I I like doing the human flag Pretty high, that one's fun Because like my abs will give up That's impressive So that's a pretty safe one But human flag is one of those Exercises that like

There's a very small percentage of just humans Who can do that one That's a really difficult one Yeah but my abs give out before my Like before my shoulders And my abs will give up before my like grip Gives out because I rock my grip's really strong So it's not like I'm like I'll just fall down

But I'll still be like That one's like pretty safe for me I guess you know but how tall are you six foot okay yeah that one to me it seems like it would be more difficult the taller you are probably yet i'm really tall but still that's impressive yeah i try i've tried to do one of those before and i just i cannot i cannot i would be at my strongest i could not do a human flag it's really hard yeah i can do it for for half of one second It's more of a jump.

No, even just getting that position is really hard. So, like, that's like half of it is just getting into the position. But I don't train it. I just do rock climbing and I can just do it because of rock climbing. That makes sense, then. That makes sense, yeah. All those rock climbing guys, strong grip strength, super low weight, very lean. Yeah.

Makes sense. You don't want to be a big fat fuck, you know, rambling about on some rock. you're going to get hurt. I've learned that from those survival shows. I'll think about getting the surfing of my new surfboard right there. Yes, the make-belief surfboard, right? No, it's a high-quality one. I heard him knock on it.

It's one of the crumb to the crumb. I haven't done surfing. That surfboard's there. That surfboard's there. Stop trying to undermine his obsec. Let him be. The green wall doesn't move. Oh God, let it go.

Let it go. Let him be. Let him be. He's going to be up the night, four in the morning. I'm telling you, Jack, you didn't move. That's just the way it is. It's just an odd room. It doesn't react to light the way, you know, other rooms do.

He turned ray tracing off and things got weird. I was curious about the monitor, too. move your head for a second. He has the ultra ultra wide monitor. That's my computer. That's my desk right there, see? Sure, sure. Yeah, that's a desk, some might say.

The thing I like about that desk is that there's no room for your legs underneath. See, like I'll expect to see, there's a chair right here. Wait, am I playing at it? Oh, sorry, chair right here. This is my desk. where like it has our drawers

you can like pull out the of the of course I'm familiar with drawers yeah more things in there keep it out of the way and Kyle and I know what's up with this yeah a lot of people don't have

a lot of desks and it's like why don't they just put drawers you can store a lot more stuff you know good thinking yeah the wall should have drawers in them yeah you know why not today I started a

colon cleanse And by that, I mean, I had 10 White Castle cheeseburgers for me. I don't think you're doing it right, but I'm not here to judge. Oh, no. It's going to be a problem. I ate like five of them. I have five more in my fridge for after this if I want them. And I somehow within 15 minutes after eating them, I farted and it smelled like.

like an almost, it was almost an asparagus style trip where it went through my gut. I was going to say just that. I had asparagus yesterday. And it is shocking how quickly that works its way through your system. Makes me think like, is my body not efficient? Is it not getting everything out of it? Because I just ate asparagus two hours ago and now my first pee since then. I had an asparagus and pee and I rethink the speed of light.

How did this happen? I know if you chug water. it actually doesn't really hydrate you that much because your kidneys are just flushing it out from what I've heard so just goes up right through you so maybe it's very good to something similar I don't know

I know if you're hydrated because of that reason you need the electrolytes the water if you drink too much water without electrolytes I think it can dehydrate you yeah yeah water penalty

yeah like flushes out your sodium flushes out your potassium your calcium there's no signals going between the cells anymore. They're not, you know, people die of water poisoning. You need some of that whole milk. It's usually frat guys who are they'll make them drink like gallons

of water when they're initiating into a frat and sometimes they'll water poison the guy to death. It's happened a few times. I don't believe that people have the hydration issues that I keep hearing of, right? Guys who hydro homies who are constantly drinking

people who say you need to drink a gallon or two of water. You got to be kidding me. Like, America in particular, right? One of the fattest countries on earth. We are surrounded by food and drinking. You want me to believe that we just routinely under drink on purpose? I think you're making up a human water shortage that doesn't exist. Girls do. Who on earth hasn't been with a girlfriend, a wife, some woman you're with? And they're like, I have a headache. And it's like, when's the last time you had water? And they'll be like Tuesday at noon. And it's like, well, it's Friday.

morning or it's Saturday morning. I have never been for the woman. I have been. And I know that Kyle has too where it's like. Desert survival. It happens all the time. Yeah. My bad. Drink some water.

Get yourself back on top. Ben, is this true of women? Do they routinely underhydrate? They do. Not anyone that I know of. Let me think. Yeah, I don't think so. Maybe I just surround myself with hydrated women.

The only thing that really is really. matters is whether their partner thinks they're well hydrated. That's what Benner is saying. Every woman I'm around always seems very hydrated. I mean, you can go like four or five days without water. We're not talking about drinking piss, are we? Not true. No, if you're thirsty, just drink. Don't you just get thirsty? And you're like, oh, I just like, it's like, it's uncomfortable to go that long without drinking. Like if you're, you're hydrated, you just drink water because you're thirsty. It's your body just doesn't. I worked with a girl who was always complaining about headaches. And she got one of those gigantic girl bottles of water that had shit written on the side.

Lasted two weeks. No, it literally on the side of the bottle. It said like 9 a.m. You go, girl. No. You're killing it. Like it said this on the side of the bottle. Where can I get such a bottle?

I was friendly with her. And I like, we got along well. And so I would like go in there from time to time. I would leave my office and go into hers. And I'd be like, hey, 3 p.m. how you doing? And it would still be at the like 9 a.m. you go girl. It seems like such like a way.

And I would be like, well, you're never going to make it. Like it. It seems like such like a first world problem to like have to remind yourself to drink water. Like, I don't know. I feel like you're thirsty. You just drink water. It's like very easy.

It is very easy. But they don't, they don't do it. Oh my gosh. Chimsy glasses and mugs. Zach found it. Rise and shine. Let's get started. Remember your goal.

Keep it up. Halfway there. You can do this. don't quit now 9 p.m. all in a day's work. This is the bottle. It has to be. The only difference is that the one that she had was clear.

It's the only difference. Yeah. Because girls don't drink enough water. It's all people. I think girls are more hydrated. They've all got those fucking Stanleys. Every girl I know has a half gallon water on her at all times. Girls are juicy these days.

They're all good. Ben, do you think you would be solid? in like a survival competition, if you were trying to survive outside? Yeah. Do you have the bush crafting skills? Like, let's say we drop you in the woods in Oregon, and you have to survive.

Do you think you're competent enough to do it? Do you think you'd be worried? You have a fire starter. We'll say you have a fire starter. Oh, easy. Yeah. No, I don't even need a fire start. I was an Eagle Scout.

I can start fire starters. Fire starters. I guess depends on if it's like wet wood, and stuff. If it's like drywood in the middle of desert, maybe I could start without, if I had a fire starter though, even with what would I'd be fine, I think.

Okay. I don't know. I don't know if I could hunt food. That might be hard. I could probably like, catch something with like my hands, but I don't know. I feel like I'm pretty creative

and I don't really give up so I could probably do it. Okay. Well, better than I could do. I was homeless for like two years. So that was crazy. How did that? not come up. Okay.

For two whole years? Well, I guess it was like six months was like legit where I was just like living outside. But then for like two years I like didn't have a home, but I was just like going to Slackline competitions and like, like, it's not saying like hotels and stuff. Were you a climbing dirtbag? What?

Were you like living the climbing dirtbag life? Okay. Yeah. I have friends who done that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was living at the. beach in Santa Monica for like a couple months.

And I would just wake up, Slackline, go to sleep, wake up, Slackline, go to sleep. But I was like, I was like a functioning home. Like I wasn't on drugs. I wasn't like doing crazy stuff. You know, I was like talking to myself. I was just like, like, I was like doing it because I wanted to be like the best slackliner in the world. And I was like, if I just live at the beach, I have to pay it right.

I can just put all my effort into slacklining. Okay, I'll be the best, you know. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. With those.

That's a pretty cool story. I'm sure we'll learn. more about that next time. I know you have to go, Ben. So everybody, or at least, that's what we're seeing in the chat. Ben, where can everyone find all your work, your content on all the major socials? On the, it's called the PCA podcast. You can watch that. And I will reveal all my secrets.

And then if you want a second channel to watch after that, you have to binge all of their videos first on that podcast. And if you make it through every single one of their videos, all 823 videos, then you can check out a reckless bet on YouTube. Perfect. Check out reckless Ben. Very interesting stuff. You're doing great work. Keep it up. Thanks, man. Oh, yeah. Thanks so much, guys. Yep, cool. Good chatting with you. Take care. Good chatting. Okay. See, guys. You can just close the browser tab. Okay. Oh, yeah. Nice. Okay, I'm out. Now I can finally sell my secrets. son I'm out. Oh, my gosh.

You're definitely real. Oh, wait, I'm still in. Oh, no. Well, I was about to tell my secrets. Okay. Yep, the room behind me is real. So good thing. I can't wait.

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Yeah, tell him you're a gay retard. He sucks a games. They'll help you. that's a good way to own them. Yeah, I'm having a fun time with it. I enjoyed having been on. I liked those little tales.

Yeah, I, like I said, I found that video of his with the pedophile ring about a month ago, and I linked it into the WhatsApp. Somehow my algorithm caught it

the moment it was uploaded, even though I'd never seen one of his videos before. And I really did enjoy watching him, like my problem with it if I had a complaint and there is a part two that I have not watched but part one asked so

many questions and suggested so many huge crazy things and I kept waiting for like him to prove it and I never got that in the first video so I need to watch the second video to see if you ever got anywhere with the pedophile ring but when he

went into that guy's office that guy was very upset he looked he was like hey I'm a I'm in, and I'm here doing a story about how you run a pedophile ring. And I'm sure that's not true. So I figured you'd want to explain, you know, all this and tell us the truth. And the guy's like, you've got to get the fuck out of here. Security like immediately locks down. It's great. And then he comes back like the next day. Hey, I'm back. I want to talk to you a little bit more. He's like, how are you back in here? I mean, if if there were, it's hard to

discern. I haven't seen the video you're speaking about. But if that guy were, just a business owner who was innocent of all this stuff. And some guy comes into your office and is like, I snuck in here and you're a pedophile. Your response would be, the fuck, get this guy out of here. Like this is absurd. Like, no, no, thank you.

Like, please leave. We're not entertaining this. Hey, there are some people saying, accusing you of this, that, and the other. And I run this channel. And I thought you'd want to get your version of things out there before I did my story. And then at the end of the video, he's even like, hey, X, Y company, just so you know,

we're about to fuck your shit up. So you better talk to us. And it's like, I don't think they're going to talk to you. Yeah, I don't think so. I don't think they're going to talk to you. If you're leading into it with a threat, they're probably not going to be so receptive. No, I dig his videos, though. I like, I really just like sneaking in stuff.

If I'm watching someone else sneak into somewhere, I get a little. nervous for them. Oh, we don't get caught. I posted six weeks ago. I think it's already in the books. Yeah. Yeah, he's pretty good. Mayhaps. He makes good stuff. Check out reckless Ben. So you know who he reminds me of? Someone else we need to get

back on is Brandon Buckingham. Because he does, well, they both look similar. They have the same vibe, but Brandon also does similar stuff. after his health scare I think he's doing okay now I saw a video where he was doing much better

but it didn't look like he was at 100% when I saw him yeah yeah that could be right because he was always a very like healthy guy until that scare but

well what do you mean well I thought he was pretty healthy I guess I was thinking he wasn't really risk averse like a healthy sure But I remember him like going to Thailand and banging whores during COVID. And I'm like, I'm not the healthiest thing I can think of.

I mean, if you're banging whores in Thailand in 2021 and you come home with COVID, he did well. And that's it. You're fine. You're in the mix, brother. You're a little hot soup away from being fine because he's not like, because he's skinny and he's not old. Yeah, yeah. but there seemed to be this.

We get a best of your rates in Thailand. Do you think they have a robust system for recording it? I mean, maybe. I'm checking. Oh, yeah, they actually do. The national average reported is 67.2 to 90 cases per 100,000 people. In St. Louis, it's 1,300 per 100,000 people. Wow.

Wow. So either the reporting is different or St. Louis is so much worse. It was 1,300 per 100,000 people. It's 1% of people, yeah. Yeah, but that's the city proper. I don't align myself with any city proper stats. I don't live there. That place sucks.

It's horrible. So should I use the overall metric ranking? No, because they're going to tank our rankings in the county. Okay, so St. Louis City County only? What is it in Taylor's house? St. Louis, clean. Clean, clean as a whistle. I've had doctors confirm it.

And yeah, maybe you need to take a pill or two. Actually, when I went to St. Louis City, when I went to St. Louis City County rates, they doubled. Oh, no. St. Louis City rates are absurd because that includes. But he said when you do the whole county, it gets worse. No, if you just do the county instead of the city. You want to do the county and exclude the city from it? Yeah, we'll be, that's a again, just like a Republican.

And he's wanting to gerrymander his own STD, right? You guys don't know how we are one of the only cities in the country that has a distinct government for the city and then a distinct government for the county. We're one of the only ones. I feel like every city and county have that, no? What am I missing? Is that usually like the mayor of Seattle or whatever is also the mayor of those people in the counties? Like, you don't have that connection. St. Louis the same way because

they separated like 30 or 40 years ago. Not in all the states I lived in. Oh, well, you know, it's better. Syphilis does cause confusion. Well, my palm skin, well, first of all, you're an expert in that because you've had syphilis. I haven't had syphilis and I was tested. I beat syphilis, okay? You didn't beat syphilis, you got drugs.

That's how we beat it. point. That's how you beat it. It's the same way all those people who say, I beat cancer. You didn't beat cancer. You had chemo. It's the, Woody, exactly. It's like, these people are like, oh, I beat cancer.

And it's like, no, not really. No. Your oncologist beat it. You didn't do shit. You didn't do nothing. And so everyone who says that you can beat cancer is. I do think that a little when I hear it. I just don't say it. It's like, but what did you do really?

Like, I know you toughed it out. I bet it's torturous to go through chemo. Much less now so than days gone by before they had those anti-nage of drugs that are so affected. But I bet it's torturous. I bet it really sucks. Like, what did you do? What did you do? You eat blueberries?

You've been eating your blueberries every day? That's probably what you did. You probably jog 20 minutes to eat your blueberries. Anacologist is doing God's work. He's over there with chemicals created by billions of dollars worth of industry and knowledge and global superpowers. My brother beat cancer. I remember a lot of vomiting and remote-controlled cars. Ah.

I mean, he was just having a good time. He got into RC cars. Yeah, they were pretty cool. I'd come visit. Gasoline powered or electric? I want to say he had both, but preferred electric. They've gotten good. And he also preferred the off-road ones.

The street ones were so fast. You almost like, they leave the vicinity right away. It's a car that goes 80 miles an hour. Like, what do you do? How do you play with that in a like city block? Like, it just leaves. Also, if you're an oncologist, you're only going to have positive reviews. Like, you know what I mean?

Like by the end of the treatment. Like a parachute manufacturer. Yeah, you only have winners. There's no negative reviews. That worked. Yeah, that's why every oncologist are like, yeah, fucking swish after swish. But meanwhile, not really. You won't find a single one of my former patients that don't think I'm a miracle worker.

What kind of doctor would you want to be a radiologist? That feels very easy. Radiologist. Not me. But okay, radiologist because. Oh, he's got it. Oh, he's right. That's the one you like, too?

It's the one. It's the right. I'd be like, that's fucked up. You should probably get checked out by a different guy. Like, that's, that's what. Liz. The pay is really high compared to the workload and the, I don't put this, the difficulty of achieving your degree in that. Like, I think it's, I think if you became a cardiologist, you'd have to be way more talented, way smarter, and you wouldn't make that much more than a radiologist. You'd make

more, of course, but the radiologist, like, for what he's put in, is killing it. In this scenario, I can be any kind of doctor. I think plastics is like the second hardest one to get. into. But that'd be one of my, yeah, I think neurosurgery is the toughest in plastics. You've got to do a pretty job. You can't just stitch them up. Yeah, they get weeded out a lot. But I think I'd like plastics. I think I'd like gyno and not just for the perverted reasons. And I think I'd like sports medicine. And what those have in common to me is my patients aren't having a really bad day, right? Some are having babies. They might think this is a fantastic day. Stressful, sure. But mostly swish after swish just successful delivery one after another and you hand a baby to a mom and that's

sort of how the day wraps that's good kind of doctor in my opinion plastics again no sure they probably have like desires them once that they're going through but it's not like someone who's an oncologist oh my gosh their patients are downers I don't want my patients to be such downers I want to be excited about what we're doing today. Plastics gives that. Gino does that. And I mentioned the sports medicine one because I have a lot of personal experience

with like broken legs and stuff. And mostly like these are like motivated, enthusiastic guys. You're hard charging at the rehab. That's a good kind of medicine. No matter what kind of doctor I was, I'd have a repeat version of that wallpaper where it's the kitten crawling over

or trying to crawl over the clothes one. where it says hang in there. Yeah. That's the kind of doctor. That's essential. People would be like it was really insensitive. I don't like this guy. Weird choice for a hospice.

I don't know. Right. For a hospice. Why did Woody's hang in there wallpaper have nooses? That seems inappropriate. Yeah. I'm dressed like fucking Patch Adams. Just bothering people.

Yeah. You make a good point about the people you deal with and their emotions and stuff. Because like burn, burn doctor, like whatever that is, no, thank you. I would rather, I'm not joking when I say, if you gave me a magic wand and I could make myself some sort of burn clinic doctor, I don't think I'd do it. I don't think I'd want that. I don't want to be your option. I'm just saying, like, that's a job where you're constantly dealing with people who are incredibly. Where you're holding the paper up and you're like, it looks.

looks like you have severe burnt and then you lay it down. You're like, no. Oh, fuck. No, it was a, there was a scorpion behind you. That's what it was. Gotta get those damn hospital scorpions out of here. It wasn't in their wallpaper. It's distracting. A jump scare kind of. Yeah, can you close your lips at least, please? Geez, Louise. It's like two little bits of shit. They might heal that way. It's like two little bits of jerky around. I'm trying to fill out the jar.

It's like two little bits of jerky around dried bone. It's all that you can see in there. Burn doctor's rough and there's not enough hope in there, right? Whereas like baby doctor and stuff, like this most of the time, this is a good day for them. When I was in the burn clinic in Augusta and that guy in the same room would be, he had been doing that thing that's a classic mishap where you're working under the hood of a truck and the carburetor explodes in your face, blows gasoline all over, you burns your face up. He was over there like moaning.

He was on morphine and he was going, uh, uh, uh, and like, Morphine is so strong, dude. It was all wrapped up like a mummy, like something out of a movie. It was awful. Do you often? Snickers? I wasn't paying to you. You're not you and you're hungry.

I have this one core memory where I was that guy. It was the testicular torsion, like right before the surgery. And I was doing that same kind of like moaning and like, I don't know, like sort of not fetal position, but halfway. there and then like switching sides trying to find a more comfortable position but there was none and uh at one point my father's like all this moaning you're doing is getting you first class service don't stop and it was like he man's like working the system in the hospital but low key that's not a bad advocate you know like yeah I love greasy wheel I'm so glad when you started that story I was like squeaky wheel all this moaning you're doing is pissing me off no

No, no, no. I didn't know what you were going. I was like, oh, God, where's this going? That he nailed it. That's perfect because I'm sure it is. Yeah, like, don't be the tough guy in the ER. Right? Who are you impressing?

Yeah, that was as tough as I could be. That was like how I felt the second time my nose got repaired when it got shattered by that retard. He smashed me with his elbow playing basketball. And I went to the hospital and they had to repair it in surgery. I was like in the outpatient surgery area where it was made a bunch of other people laying on beds, I guess. And I remember like every time I would breathe in, it burned a lot and it hurt a lot. And I just kept thinking like, don't make a scene. Like don't don't make a scene.

You know, just get through it. Don't like demand their attention or anything. And I don't know why that was my impulse to not make. make a scene. Maybe I was embarrassed about it. I don't even recall. But that's what I thought is don't make a scene. They'll get to you when they get to you. Just breathe slower. And so that's what I did. Because it was all shattered up because it had been broken before when I was seven. And then it got broken again when I was 13, 14. And so I guess that same fault line cracked. And then it also like shattered the lower bit. So all you were handsome than you were

scheduled to be because of this surgery? Yeah. Yes. Yeah. I had a big hump in my nose for my entire childhood, or not my entire childhood. That got shaved off when I was, nope, the right angles on my nose. I mean, what are you always talking about your home? Don't you.

Don't you say. Woody said if you're rubbing, it's good luck. Yeah, yeah, it is, right? It is definitely good luck. But that was something my mom did when I was. seven. No consent for me. She basically transed my nose. And she was like, while you're in there, can you shave down the hump? And the doctor was like, whatever, lady. And they did it. And so then I woke up at like seven and a half with a different nose than I had. I know it was a long time ago. Was it painful to

recover from? The breathing was kind of burning for like a day. And that was it. Then it went back to normal. he didn't fix my like deviated septum though and so like I was still snoring weird maybe he even maybe he even should it work down exaservated but then in like mid and even now in life I don't snore but as a kid I did with that shit you're a snorer yeah I snore um it's not too bad uh my girlfriend tells me it's cute snoring it's like so so so so so not the like my dad does that well he does anymore he's got the CPAP and he's had to see yeah I don't know anyone like that. No, certainly.

So I have, I've experienced both. I've shared rooms with Woody pre-C-PAP, and obviously I grew up living down the hallway from my dad, really on the same page. You guys are very similar with how, like, he would have that thing where you can hear him in the night have that like,

you probably know what the technical for it is, but it's that, like that thing where you sort of choke to death a little and then you wake up with like big, rich snorts. You know what they call it at the sleep center? An arousal. that's it.

What the fuck is that? What the fuck? That's a terrible name for it. You get aroused every minute. Really? Well, since you walked in, deck. Yeah, I, he was always just

like all, like I would close my door and then like he likes to sleep with his door open. So I would always wait at like one in the morning, I would tiptoe down the hall and shut his door like super silently, like turn the knob. I don't want the latch to even click. I'm unturning the knob slowly.

putting the latch in the hole and then do the same to my door so I could just sleep. Because I don't know how my mom suffered through it for fucking 25 years because it it was so loud. I can't take it like I shared that room with Woody and it was like it was whatever we were there every one night but you also had quite the snore. At that time I wasn't as aware of what I sounded like without a in my case it's a B-Pap but yeah same thing but now I know what it like current me recognizes how impolite that was and I'm sorry. No, no, I don't feel that way. That's just like you can't fix that.

You know what I mean? That's like farting your sleep. I'm like somebody farts in their sleep. Like, I mean, maybe he couldn't have, he should have had all those tulipas before bed, but I can't put this solely on him.

Like he's asleep. I wasn't intentional, but it was my responsibility. And it's cured now, is it. I don't hold that gets me by this. that snores and it subjects me to their snoring. There's nothing you do about it.

I mean, we could have bought another room, I guess, but I wouldn't have ever made you get another room. I remember staying at my fattest friend's house probably eight years ago now. And I don't even know his weight at the time. It was 500 plus. Like, he was extremely fat. And, like, I stayed at his place. And so I, like, was sleeping on the couch.

And from his bedroom, because he and my younger brother, We all lived in the central west end area of St. Louis at the time, which is kind of a hip, you know, bar area. And so I was sleeping on the couch. And he and my younger brother, when they're respective separate bedrooms. And I remember, like, being alarmed, being woken up by his snoring from, like, being drunk because we had all got trashed the night before. And I remember waking up and being like, what's wrong? And I would just hear his like, almost a snarl. and I would be like, is mad okay?

Like, do I need to check on him? Do I need to go hold? I was still not sober enough waking up at 2 a.m. to be like, I think I need to go hold my finger under his nose and make sure he's breathing. Because it was, it was vibrating the entire house, the amount that he was snoring. And now he's one of, now he's one of OZempex best patients. He's a lot. He was so fucking fat, and now he's lost hundreds of pounds,

and he's still on the way to be in, like, normal weight. But, like, you know that got Stavros, Stavros, Halkios, or whatever? He's the fat comedian is missing one tooth. He's on tires. Yes, he's the, he's that shitty manager on tires. He's talked about it recently on a podcast. He's like, I've been on the highest dose of GLP1 that is medically allowed. I lose a pound a month.

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And so. And she plays his wife in the show. She looks Greek as hell. Oh, that knows. She looks Armenian maybe, something like that. Somewhere in that little mishmash of people. She's got a very distinctive, like, like, people where I'm from don't look like that.

Like, if she tried to, like, move into my neighborhood, like, in the 1800s, we'd have all been like, oh, oh, witch. Yeah, I was just about to say, throw in the water, see if she floats. She looks like a witch. Like, I'm not trying to be, like, even funny. Like, she genuinely has a stereotypical witch look with the nose. I think she even has a, not a warp, but a big mole, like, right around here somewhere. Not a beauty mark. A fucking mole.

Is there a difference? Yeah, but I think it's an aesthetic opinion opinionated difference. You know, like Cindy Crawford has a beauty mark. Yeah. I think it's just a differentiator if they're also skinny. Oh, and then I was, you remember the fat guy from Breaking Bad, the huge black guys? Yes. Or something like that.

Yule was on a podcast recently. I was listening to him talk and he was talking about his weight loss journey because, you know, he lost a ton, you know, between. I didn't know. If you see him in Better Call Saul, it's like, it's a prequel, but he's skinnier. It doesn't add up, but he clearly lost like a ton of weight and got much, much healthier. And he's telling the story, he's like, I used to fuck wings up. I get 35. And so I go and get, and you know, you don't want to kill 35 wings in front of people.

They'll be watching and shit talking about somebody, so fat eating 35 wings. So I take them home. And I'm sitting there watching David Atkins. And he said, I'm killing my 35, you know, watching. He said, the baby buffalo, when it is born weighs 600 pounds. And I thought to myself, I'm 50 pounds from being a baby buffalo. So I finished my 35 and that was it. I had to get my hands around it.

That was the end. That was his motivation. Finished his moment. He was like, I finished that 35 and that was it. I had back to do. I'm going to let it go to waste. They're paid for That's how I feel like

Anytime I've ever like Whether it's starting a diet Or even quitting cigarettes You don't throw the pack away When you quit cigarettes Did you throw the last pack away Or did you smoke every last one and say This is it

This is the last one The trick for me To stopping smoking cigarettes at the end of college Was to smoke the last cigarette And then buy another pack And then smoke all of those And then decide Like at night

like now is when we stop and then the next morning you buy more cigarettes and then you just kind of keep going until the invention of vapes came around and then you went ah you just never stop but well

if we're being strict yes but I was going to say because the vapes did come around right at the end of my college career where suddenly you could buy these little squeeze bottles full of nicotine and put them in the

little capsule because they didn't have the disposable ones back then. This was 13 years. Like this was 2012, 2013. Dude, they make crazy disposables now. I don't know if it's a gimmick. I don't want those Chinese ones that you have, though. They taste too strong. I've tried one before. Okay. We'll get an American one. If that's your preference, everything's made in China. But they make, they make them now that like the vape makes calls. It sends text messages. It has a camera. It's a negative. Why would you want it? They have OLED screens on vapes. It's in your pocket at the same.

same time your phone is in your pocket. Why would you want those features? You don't play Skyrim on your vape? I have never been a warrior for White Run. Not all kids have phones, Taylor. Yeah, they do. Elitist. Pretty much all of them do. Yeah. Taylor, living

that St. Louis high life, thinking everyone has phones. Living that. That's a, that's a hilarious thing to accuse someone who's lived most of their life in St. Louis is them being like La Dada. St. Louis deletus. Oh, wow.

A phone, a Stanley thermist, a Stanley hammer. Just a load of your backpack, go to school. Yeah, you get your mechanical pencils. You get your ball peen defensive hammer. That's what you do. Yeah. Oh, something came across my feed the other day, and it was, anytime I see a weapon.

Not another link. No, well, by the way, check out this Asian chick's cans. This is enormous. But that aside, fuck, I've lost it. What was it? Oh, my gosh. We can stay on the Asian lady based.

Rewind me like eight seconds. What was I saying? I've forgotten. Yeah, keep staring at the tinnies while I tell you about this gun. So anytime I hear about a weapon that felons like me are allowed to home. What she even talking about? Who gives a- Who cares?

Watch it on you. Watch it on you. Does she jump? That throws up a screenshot of them, I've been bosongos. they make this weapon Like I said I'm always interested When there's weapons

That a felon like me can own They make this 12 gauge black powder Revolver pistol That has like a huge rotating thing And it uses black powder 12 gauge

And it's like Go go go go Go go Like huge Like smoky clouds Every time you shoot it And felons can have those And they'll just deliver them

To your door Look at those things Those must be like like I've seen like 36 Gs and 36 H's. They're not as big as you might think. Like these have to be so deep into the alphabet. These have got to be fucking Q's or some shit. Oh, yeah.

I can't imagine. There's a couple of my favorite. 34 L's. One of my favorite separates is called Bigger Than Her Head. And it's all girls with tits bigger than their head. That looks like a butt cleavage. It's so long. Yeah.

Yeah. I've seen ass is smaller than her bust. What's it called? It's bigger than her head. Yeah, bigger than her head. Taylor's doing some research. Yeah, enjoy that. Enjoy that.

Damn. You know, Reddit's not all bad. There's some good parts. I use Google News a lot. It's, you know, accumulates news stories, whatever. And then there's a for you page. And it just like observes what I click on and stuff. And there's always.

a sexy news story worked into the rest. Like insert name of some chick you never heard of, taking criticism because bikini too small. I'm like, well, I'm not going to not click on it. I got to judge this for myself. Like, you know, whatever, Elsa, whatever shows her cherries. I'm like, okay. I got to see.

Let's take a little peek and see. Yeah. I sometimes you get caught with that unexpected pornography. I went on Reddit in the last couple days and found the alone TV show Reddit where they talk about that survival show. And I was curious on Twitter because I saw all the people on Reddit talking about how they were predicting winners, predicting losers, this and that. And I was like, I bet I can find this on Twitter. And so I went into the Twitter search thing and just searched a lot. alone, all pornography.

It was like all like posts of girls being like, now that I'm alone. And it's like her like, you know, playing the clitor and like having a good time there. And that's what they were doing. That was the whole thing. I scrolled down for five hours. And I didn't find a single thing about survival.

in the North Canada. Not a single thing. It was all. And then you search like a lone show still porn. Alone TV. Still porn. There was no way to find anything about the survival show alone on Twitter without it being flooded with pornography. They got to mix in a little racism. That's too much pornography.

There was none of that. There was no racism. It was just pornography. I like a little like racism sprinkled in with my pornography. Well, then you got to make it. a Twitter. Have you heard of Twitter? Reddit, you gotta make the Twitter because Twitter's like Reddit except nothing gets banned

before it goes through that filter and it shows up. It's possible that things are being banned or I'm missing things on Reddit, I suppose, but like I like my Reddit. I, you know, like my Reddit homepage is, and this is anything special, but like, you know, it's all the subredits that I've picked. I'm not just looking at popular. I've got like, I don't know, a hundred subreddits that I'm into. And I click latest and I get to see all the newest shit, whether it's movies or video games or television or fucking woodworking or whatever I'm into at the time. I like I like it. And I feel like every time I go on to Twitter, I see something I don't want to see,

or I almost see something I don't want to see a lot. I'm like, oh, glad they blurred that for me. The capitation used to know. Oh, they fixed that. So now anytime you come across one of those posts, It says click here to see. It's like all fuzzy. And usually I scroll past it and I'm like, no, you know what? I don't need to see what you just described happening to an Indian guy in New Delhi. I don't think I actually want to see that. The Twitter algorithm is super racist for me.

And the replies are also racist. I don't go to Twitter very often. I don't have like my own algorithm history. I barely use it at all. And it's like, now that's my kind of white girl. and she's beating up black girl. I'm like, what are we doing here? And then everyone's just like cheering it.

Or the inverse will happen. And they'll just hate the black girl for beating up this poor innocent white girl. I could go on. But like just there's a lot of racism on Twitter. And the algorithm seems to feed like either right wing stuff or racist stuff. That's what I see. The most viral posts. Lots of porn.

Lots of porn. The most viral posts I see on. Twitter day to day because my algorithm gives me like a lot of right wing stuff and then also left wing stuff the most viral posts are always like woke left wing stuff with 10,000 retweets and a million likes and they'll be like why do we why people be so crazy and like that's effectively what it will be like that that's the only thing that really improved with musk taking Twitter is that it's kind of now the only online platform

where everyone can post like on Reddit if you try and post to the right of fucking Jake Tapper they ban you, they get rid of you, they get rid of your communities, they don't allow it. That's not true.

It is. They got rid of the most popular... Reddit is the most... Reddit is the most biased platform on the entire internet. Like there's nowhere less... I'm just thinking of it. It kind of follows that golden rule of the internet. Do you want a left wing platform?

It must be highly censored. It must be highly curated. That's how you get Reddit. That's how you get Blue Sky. That's how you get threads. Do you want a right wing platform? Then do not ban anyone. That's how you get Twitter.

Because most of the left wing people who used to post on Twitter run away and go to threads or Blue Sky or Reddit. like they don't stick around. Does that kind of make sense? Because that's from what I can tell. I understand your words. It just doesn't sync up with my experience or observations. I don't think Reddit is censored as you say it is.

I think it's very highly curated. I think we know. Who was the biggest power mod on Reddit for a lot of the teens? It was Galane Maxwell. You felt for that? That's not true. I'm pretty sure she has a verified account that we knew was a mod on many. different places.

What was it called? Maxwell Hill or something like that? Maxwell Hill is, isn't that the publishing house that like her grandfather owned or something? Let me see. I'm right. Maxwell Hill was the name of the

people that they say was Gislein Maxwell. And they often claim that she was some sort of supermod on Reddit. This daughter of a Mossad agent using her own name. but it doesn't line up like times that she was supposedly

in prison, they're posting, sending DMs, stuff like that. I mean, if they're actually a Mossad agent, then you would expect that. Like they'd use their real name? No, that they, that people would spec it, like step in and manage an account, but

like, yeah, the theory is that the daughter of a Mossad agent used her real name on Reddit and became a superpower power user and modded all these things, but it's not true. It looks like it's still speculative whether or not it was. But I think after she was arrested the most recent time, all the posts on that account stopped, right? No.

She posted on July 2nd while she was in prison, which can't happen, I guess. And she was posting back and forth like conversation casual stuff while she was supposedly in prison. Well, that was a thing in the Epstein files is that she had a Reddit accountant was a big power user. I'd need to see that. You also said that Joe Biden was in the Epstein files, and that turned out to be not true. That Joe Biden himself was he wasn't sending or receiving anything.

He was spoken about in the files. Remember we looked it up on the show? You were like, I was like, man, he was all over the file. files. And you're like, well, if you use that standard, Joe Biden's all over the Epstein files. And then we looked at it and he wasn't. Remember? I remember talking about that. But I don't think we ever reached a conclusion on whether or not he was spoken about. Well, no, he was spoken about. Do you remember this? I remember we both fact checked him like at the same time. You just you're just staying out of it. I don't remember specifically that one. But like, you know, if I had to bet on which one of you were

right in this instance, I might lean toward Woody. That's fine. Because, you know, I like proof before I accuse. I like, I like, I like the put. Do you? Because I saw, I did see from the last PKK, you were calling some fighter like a bona fide rapist. And then that guy is. Yeah. Totally is. Yeah. Zach linked it to me or he had something in the chat and I clicked it.

You said there wasn't enough evidence to convict him. What it seems to be. is that there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him. That's right. So then like... Because the girl got herself drunk. In that state, the laws are... It ended up protecting him.

But the witness accounts say that she was held down by him and another man and raped with an object. I don't know what that has to do with your theories about just Lane Maxwell, but... Oh, no. just a thing about like they're both sex assaults and I believed you fully where you're like he raped and he got away with it and then Zach linked me to something that said he didn't even get charged he didn't get charged. He didn't get charged. Why wouldn't he be charged? I just explained that because the girl got herself drunk and there was a loophole in that state. But then how do we know the rest

of it happened? Because of her testimony because of what she said happened because there was a huge investigation about it. Like it was a big deal. This guy's famous. He was an Olympian. Visit BetMGM Casino and check out the newest exclusive. The Price is Right Fortune Pick. BetMDM and GameSense remind you to play responsibly. 19 plus to wager. Ontario only. Please play responsibly.

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How is, how is that odd then? I don't know what my, my guy's clearly a rapist and like, I don't know why you want to defend the rapist all of a sudden, but like, I don't think just Lane Maxwell I'm not defending a rapist. I was asking, like, what's the evidence? The girl says he held her down and raped her. And so they're in, like, a protracted legal, like, he said, she said thing. I believe it's over. I don't know if there was a civil proceeding or anything like that.

I guess it is over if there were no charges. Yeah, they didn't file charges. I believe something about her having. Steve Vusson is his black, Gable Steve Veson. S-T-E-E-S-O-M. That sounds right. Yeah. Steveson.

Yeah, that guy sucks. Stevenson? Steveson? And also, like, I don't know if you've heard him speak about it, but he's, I know you haven't. But he's like, you know, people getting all mixed up about something that might have happened, didn't happen, probably didn't happen. Like, he talks about it like that.

Like, he talks about it almost jokingly, like, whatever happened, might have happened, didn't happen. And like, that's not what somebody who didn't rape someone says. Dude's a rapist. Yeah, so he was arrested for rape. But like you said, they decided not to pursue charges because I don't understand the phrasing here. But when explaining the decision not to pursue charges, the county attorney also pointed to a lack of law in Minnesota that would broaden discretion in charging sexual assault against intoxicated victims. So because she was intoxicated, I guess drunk, it made it harder for her to claim sexual assault.

Yep. Because she voluntarily drank the alcohol. So that's why they call him loophole. They call it. Is that his fighter name? Like Gable loophole Stevenson? Loophole Stevenson. No, they call him the violator now.

It's his new net. Yeah. That's not a good one either. The but later. What's his real name? They got that one guy's fight name wrong in the announcer. They called him his real name is fighter name is the body snatcher, which is pretty cool. And the guy was like, Jason, the baby snatcher, Richards.

And he's over there like, the fuck are you on about? I am not the baby snatcher, all right? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't know why that came out that way. You got a, you fucked up, man. You fucked up. My family saw that.

It's like a whole thing. You call me a baby snatcher. By the way, the only Epstein filed document that mentions Biden in context is an anonymous public tip submitted to the FBI tips.fbi.gov portal on November 2nd, 2020. The tipster wrote a rambling account of being trafficked since childhood sold to Epstein, abused by many people, then added the sentence. I have been involved with Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton. Do you have a link? But again. Yeesh.

Yeah, Zach found something, but it wasn't really. like a Biden mentioned. I guess somebody said that Biden's not actually the president. No, no, no. The whole, well, I just want to show what Zach found. Oh, I'm sorry. They were like, Biden's not your president. Mask malfunctions are getting worse every day on purpose. This will end badly. Who's posing as a clone on Facebook? The dude playing Biden ain't Biden. It's spelled wrong by the way. This sounds like complete retardation to me. This is complete idiocy. The whole point, though, is that there's a lot of anonymous tip. FBI stuff going on in the Epstein thing that can't be falsified. And so was Biden involved with this anonymous person?

There's no hard evidence. It was probably the actor playing Biden. It was probably a sophisticated actor. I like that. I like that. That's the point. That's the point. The whole tips. FBI thing with all these accusations, none of these really seem to amount to anything because they are investigated by the FBI.

and they determine like there's no fucking evidence of this. Like we can't know that the same like a lot of that stuff is also the Trump shit. Like the tips.fbi.gov like Trump did this to me. Trump did that to me. That's what they use as evidence. But there's no way of knowing any of it. No, I feel like there's corroborated. I probably mispronounce that.

Corroborated. Corroborated. Thank you. I was close. You got it. You got it. I'm there. I'm in your corner.

You assist me. I'm grace there. A little grace there. Like sworn depositions and testimonies and, you know, under subpoena and like it's real court documents that are accusing Trump of rape. And then they have other people that were there who corroborated the story. And I don't know. This isn't the same as like an FBI tip line nonsense.

And then the adult women, there's what, like 30 of them that charged Trump with some so of rape or sexual assault. It is a lot to dismiss as like tip line nonsense. And I'm not going to defend it. Oh, and then him saying he did it himself, right? Like there was him bragging about going behind the Miss Teen USA pageant pretending to be inspecting, but actually looking at the children. And then there's him the grabbed by the pussy stuff, which is like the cradifying he's accused.

It's really hard to say Trump isn't some sort of rape. The grabbing by pussy stuff is kind of silly. The going behind and like looking at the Miss Teen USA is much more compatible. telling to me. Like that's, that's more ghoulish. They're both probably cell phones, but the whole point is we don't know about any of these people because we can't get any actual evidence because they won't release everything. I wish they would release everything, but I feel like sweeping the Biden accusation and the Trump accusations into the same dustbin isn't fair. Right. Well, but you know, one has a lot more to it than the other.

Sure. That could be true. One of the things you said definitively about like the Trump blowjob toothy shit. That was in the FBI anonymous tip line that they investigated. Yes, it was. And like people said that uncritically. And it doesn't appear that's corroborated with evidence. We don't know. And by the way, I'm not excusing it. We don't know who's guilty of what. But that's the same vein as. people in this thing saying on November 2nd, 2020, that Trump was, or I'm sorry, that Biden was doing this to a kid that can't provide any corroborating evidence. We don't know. And that's kind of the crux of the whole Epstein thing. And that's why nobody's getting charged is because no, no hard enough evidence to get these people locked up is being released. By design, I'm sure, either through the people themselves in the administration, that's possible, or because the people holding these, fuck you, we got you by the balls cards, don't want them released because then they lose leverage. So the girl who accused Trump of hitting her after giving the toothy blowjob was

interviewed by the FBI four times in 2019 after Epstein's arrest. Initially, the huge DOJ Epstein file release contained only one of those interview summaries, but journalists noticed that the records corresponding to the other interviews appeared to be missing. The DOJ subsequently said that some records had been incorrectly coded as duplicates and they released additional interview documents

March 5th, 2026. Oh, oopsie doodle. I'm sure they weren't hiding. If he's guilty, then lock him up forever. Throw him under the prison, as they say. What was that? I didn't understand, Kyle, the hand motion. We shifted.

become a different thing No I've been very consistent But it's okay I've been very consistent Lock up all these people If we can find out they're guilty Lock up them all Fuck them

If Trump Loses the midterms Which he will Because he's a fucking retard And he's done nothing Except for Iran war in Israel I hope the Democrats Throw him in jail

He's a useless hand He's a hammer with He's just a stick now He's not useful It's just a brink broken hammer. Throw him in jail. Fuck him. I, um, oh, did you see him advertising on Fox News now? What's he advertising?

It's basically a video saying you should like Trump. It, I watched it. I can't recall the details of it, but he's standing there. There's like jets flying over. There's music playing like, love me, love me. You should love me. And it doesn't mention any issues or anything. It's not substantive. It's just a sort of taxpayer-funded Trump election video saying, love me, love me, and showing him with like jets and stuff flying around him. What's his speech? Like what's he trying to get people to love him for?

He hasn't done anything. He's trying to raise his approval ratings. But to your point, there's nothing substantive, substantive, I think I'm going for. Substantive. There's no substance in there. It's just him in scenes with music playing. that no like what I imagined it to be before I saw it was like you know

telling us about his most important accomplishments but it's not that he's such a fucking retard loser I despise how much he's a failure he probably failed he probably had you know what it's probably hard to walk in a straight line when you got those big old saddlebags throwing you off

every time you take a step he he's a they're like the president of the United States and best lady my love of a trap, they blow the horns. She's still hot. Don't rip on her. Still hot.

They come walking out, and they got a big long red carpet for our king, and him and his lady come walking down the red carpet straight at the camera, and he starts veering, and he veers so much that he pushes her off the carpet. So now she's got to walk up. She's off the carpet entirely. And so he's on the left edge of the carpet from his POV,

and she's off on the concrete now. And then he stops and, like, poses for the photo or whatever, and she's kind of standing there like, is that not all right? Why don't I get to stand on the copy too? And it looks absurd because you see him sort of like drunk walk off center.

Like, like, you think he's got an old man stride? Like he's barely holding it together. That happened to him every week that if it was anybody else, they lost F-35 parts in China. How'd they do that? Did it break?

F-35 parts that are being shipped back from via Australia from the war to be repaired at home ended up in Hong Kong somehow. Wait, why did they get shipped to China at all? Indeed. Indeed. Why did the most top secret fighter plane parts in the world get sent to Hong Kong? Seems like that's something that someone should have noticed on the postage and be like, oh, hold on.

Hold on. Hold on, boys. There's a hammer and sickle on this and it says to Beijing. I don't know if we should. If we should see how many, hang on, do you see many sailors on the Abraham Lincoln attempted suicide on this last run?

Eight or nine, does that sound right? Eight, eight of them attempted suicide. Yeah, I saw that and I instantly wanted to know how that compares to normal. I'm sure it's long.

I'm sure it's a lot. But I'm like, there's thousands of people is eight suicide. One day jumped overboard. Did you know that? They jumped overboard and they saved them. And they recovered. And the other guy,

they had to stop from jumping overboard. Well, even one is too many because they shouldn't be there in that area at all. They should be home. Taylor, I'm tired of you not supporting our brave soldiers.

You know, it's my weakest point. I'm not supporting these fucking soldiers strong enough, which the soldiers themselves, you know, they signed up for what they signed up for, but they shouldn't be there.

Yeah, the eight number, I don't know how to process it. Like when I heard eight people tried to kill themselves because this tour was so long and they hated it that much. I'm like, that's not good.

I don't love it. But also, it wasn't the carrier. It was the carrier strike group. So I don't know all the boats involved in being a strike group, but I imagine there be like 10ish of them. And how many people is that? I mean, it must be like 12, 15,000. So eight trying to kill themselves, not great.

What's normal? I don't know. Yeah. I mean, you might be right. It could be entirely possible. That's like a normal number in people like. lose themselves. It was a long tour.

There's no way to know. I almost want to know like how many suicizes per day is typical in a carrier strike group. But regardless, any person lost in this war theater is a net loss because it's retarded where they're in the first place. The same way you could make that argument for Iraq and Afghanistan. Like it's the same shit. Like who care?

Oh, we killed a million Iraqis and we lost 900 guys. It's like, well, yeah, sure, you want to have your little math. win, but none of those 900 guys should have been lost anyway. Like, we shouldn't have been there. I don't like those losing these top secret pieces of equipment to the fucking enemy in a war that we don't need to fight.

They lost an underwater drone. Again. The Iranians took a captured an underwater drone. It's like, my God, how many billions did we spend developing that piece of shit? Just to have the Iranians take it, chop it chop it into pieces and mail it to Russia and China to reverse

engineer. I don't know. so upsetting. I don't know what I'm talking about. Do not make me, like, I'm not ready for Hague Seth's job. I'd be terrible at it. Having said that, sometimes I'm like, give them the whole F-35 plans. Give them that fucking white elephant. The way wars are fault nowadays are with $2,000 drones.

If they have $100 million jets, that's how you lose a war. That's not how that war would be fault. I saw a YouTube video today, which is surely the best wars of information. 100%. Yeah, there's nothing better. Everyone here is highly qualified. But he was like, if we fight China, we run out of missiles in like eight days when we do the war games and stuff. And then that combines with another guy I watched whose line was like, if you don't have manufacturing capability for your war machine, then you don't have a war. Like you don't have an army.

You have a timer, a timer that runs out. And watching the way that Iran is playing, we're like we bomb them for a few weeks. then we're like gasping for air out of surface to surface missiles and such. And like the whole way that we're conducting war with these very expensive single points of failure is bad. And it's why like Russia is struggling right now. It's why we're struggling right now. These expensive single point of failure war machines are how you lose. They look cool when you beat up on some country that basically can't defend themselves.

But if you go against China who has actual like manufacturing capability they'd be what US was in World War II. I think you're on point. We'd have our Pearl Harbor. We'd celebrate how we broke a couple things and how great it is,

how we ran off to a quick lead. And then after Pearl Harbor, what next? They didn't have the machine to keep it going and we did. Now we're them. Yeah. Yeah, nobody questions. They have the same stuff.

me. Like China is also making those like fifth gen stealth fighters and bombers and stuff. They're spending those enormous amounts of money on those projects too. You know, and the conflict with China, the Russia-Ukraine thing, I agree with you 99%. The Russia-Ukrainian thing, they're just like touching each other. And they got that big giant Midwest style like chunk of like open prairie to fight over. But the China-U.S. war would be over Taiwan, right? So it would be a naval thing where we're blowing their shit up and they're blowing our boats up over there in the South China Sea or whatever.

I don't know how effective those little POV drones would be at a war like that where you're fighting an enemy over the horizon, you know, in like a big naval type situation where we're trying to blow up their like missile defense batteries and we're flying stealth planes over the sea and over China. I don't it seems like those expensive stealth jets are great at that but we're getting there right like in the near future we will have the drones to engage in that capacity and they might as well because they steal our shit what they would do is put a put an AI or a drone control on one of one of those expensive planes right like if you just remove the pilot from the F-35 and just But again, Woody's point of single point of failure, like you lose $40 million if that gets blown up. $100 million. Whereas $100 million.

Like, whereas if you have something cheaper and I do agree fully with Woody's point on like the future of drone war, like it's going to make the rest of this shit obsolete rapidly. I feel like they can send $1 million drones. I get it. They're both $100 million and take out an aircraft carrier. They just won't be able to shoot down all 100 before they get there. And that's the future of warfare. Yeah. That makes total sense.

Like wouldn't we see like this swarm of 100 drones coming? What do we have to combat the thousand drones showing up? There's those boats are covered with guns like layered defenses that fire all sorts of projectiles. Those guns aren't meant to take that down. Yeah, they are. No, they're not meant to take down a swarm of a thousand. thousand drones coming in. They're meant to take down other ships, principally. No, no. They do have destroyed. A true. Like, boat to air stuff on the...

Our boats don't have guns to shoot other ships anymore. Oh, that kind of actually stinks. Those are neat guns. Yeah, they weren't neat guns. I like the way they shot the land. I love the idea of like 12 soldiers getting pinned down, calling the boys in gray and saying, we need that artillery pointed here. And then they save the day. day and they're like, well done. Make it, make the rubble bounce and then we'll come home. Like that, that's hero ship to me. I get really inspired by it.

Yeah. That's cool. I bet they can still do that. I don't know. Maybe they use missiles for a similar task now. They don't have guns. They don't have artillery in the Navy anymore. That's not, it's just out of date, I guess. Okay. So what's their defense? Everything's being shifted. Even our

nuclear, they're, again, multiple layered different kinds of there are 50 caliber 20 millimeter and everything up going all the way up to anti-aircraft missiles that can go into space and defeat things they're there are smaller 50 caliber machine guns

and there aren't guys on these guns these are all like computer controlled laser these things are all automated that lock on and destroy targets rapidly I've seen them in action on video of course but I worry that we can't really deal with swarms. Well, and then the other thing is, like, can you even sink a modern aircraft carrier?

Have you ever seen when the Navy, like, they were retiring an aircraft carrier and they go to sink it to, like, test their missiles and they can't sink the motherfucker? It's sitting there, and they're having target practice. Modern aircraft carrier is pretty hard to sink, especially from a million dollar predator drone that's coming down. Like, what's it going to make a, you might, what are you going to do? Isn't it weird that sinking them is the way we handle them? like I would think that even the raw material

why is it better to get new steel from the ground than to use aircraft carrier steel what do you mean you use aircraft carrier steel well you know you could just oh one of the recycle reshate yeah recycle it yeah I don't know exactly I do know that that steel is in demand that that we've given China extra good

so after the because it predates the use of nuclear weapons so if you you can use that steel for certain very delicate instruments that detect radiation or affected by radiation because it hasn't been altered by the nuclear age. It's been sitting at the bottom of the ocean since the World War II. So the Chinese have been going down. That stuff. The Chinese have been going down and salvaging World War II wrecks, not just theirs because they didn't fight. They've been stealing our ships?

Somebody's. They've been going down and disturbing like the graveyards of dead World War II sailors and harvesting and harvesting the steel from those ships. I don't like that. Because it's pre-nuclear age steel, and it's good for those instruments. And so China is pillaging old drop sites. I read that, yeah.

Even now. Okay. Yeah. Well, I don't like that. That sounds bad. Yeah. Makes us sound bad that we would leave those there if they're so valuable for someone else to pick up.

I saw today at the United Nations BBC. Netanyahu, it was his turn to speak. Everybody walked, 70% of the huge shout out, friend of the show. Everyone left when it was his time to speak. 70% of the United Nations walked out. Yeah, like in at the same time, it's clearly like they got the cool kids got together and were like,

we're walking out on BB for you. Did the Papa New Guinea guy leave to? With his, with his fucking like penis sleeve. Yeah. I want to know if he. if he left too because that would be a true clear house. He's got that cock sleeve that's like three and a half feet long to, you know,

accentuate. Oh, is it actually on his dick? I think I know what we're talking about. And he shows up full Papua New Guinea like tribal wear. Like he's got like, it's like like grass skirts and like shit like that. Like he looks absurd. And I get wanting to represent your culture or something. But, you know, you're from a stone age culture.

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wearing the same thing. Yeah. Look at this. Look at that cock corn he's wearing. He's got that cockhorn. And everyone else is talking about things that. Macoupoo, I don't know what. I don't know what language is this guy can speak.

Probably not enough. I don't know if you ever noticed, but a lot of times there'll be these little behind the scene photos at like G7 or whatever. And Trump is often left off to the side while the Euro guys like whisper behind his back seemingly, depending on how the photo is taken. I just imagine them doing that. And Trump's left to talk to this guy. It's just trumping this guy in the corner. They're just meshing. Part of those Euro meetups always seem kind of funny to me.

because it'll be like, now we're going to hear from the president of Latvia. And it's like, why? You may as well let me speak. We have equal militaristic capability. I and the president of Latvia are equally capable of invading mainland Russia. One of us has no advantage over the other. I give them the edge. I looked into this.

So they only wore this one time. 2017 and chat gp t doesn't know who he is he's been identified as from no he's been like there's a picture going around says he's from western new guinea but not papa new guinea but they uh they don't know where he's actually from on chat gpt i'll have you know the lotbians have 7800 active duty military personnel taylor wow at any one time now that carers strike group we mentioned earlier has way more than that, but don't think about that. Yeah, but what if they ally with Lithuania and Estonia? Then you might have a really impressive, but completely obsolete and irrelevant military. Man, we'd have to send like the New Hampshire National Guard to defeat them. I don't know why

I'm talking like that. Like, we've won a war in the last hundred fucking years. We've won, we've won war. No, you're the one who's always made the case against Woody and I that we won Vietnam. That's always been your position. That is silly. He's being funny. He has to be. Oh yeah, we didn't achieve any of our overall goals. The commies fucking won. The commies fucking won. And, you know, then the Russians have had their Afghanistan. What about Korea? We won Korea more than we won Vietnam, but I don't think we won it because we didn't win Korea either. It's like that, that old line from back to school with McCartre gone on it, gone in there and nuke those rice eating bastards. Like, like, MacArthur wanted to go in.

and like start dropping, make a line of radiation between China and North and North Korea. He wanted a bomb here and then 50 miles to the left, the one there, and then 50 miles on the left, one there. Keep dropping them. We got plenty. He wanted to irradiate a line that they could, if they walked in, it would just be death. He wanted to. I mean, but think about this. You just see the nuke get used a few years prior and you're like, I want this used. like what do we do now like the same way they figured out the phalanx in ancient Greece and they were like what do we do this time boys and they're like

the phalanx again retarded like nobody's figured this out like nukes would be the same thing for a general in the 50s or early 60s where he's like what do we do to defeat them we drop as money nukes as we need between them and their suppliers because obviously nobody had them then

North Korea was just being supplied by China they didn't make their own shit I don't remember how long it took the Soviets to get the The Chinese didn't have the bomb for a while. And so, like, you could have done what he wanted to do. A lot of the generals back then wanted to use nukes. They had them and they weren't using them. It was like their biggest, coolest new tool.

And they wanted, they wanted to be able to use those on the battlefield. They didn't want some president deciding when the nuke got dropped. They just wanted in their arsenal to be thrown here or there. And we have artillery launched nukes, a cannon that shoots a nuclear bomb at a person. That would be stressful to shoot. You'd be worried. Why? I don't know, a little bit.

I bet our people would get a little radiated from that process. Yeah. You checked the weather report before and let her fly. As you're handling the artillery and loading it and stuff, how's that done? Aren't there clips from like Big Boy and Little Man or Big Man and Little Boy, whatever the bombs we dropped are, where you can hear, yeah, Fat Man and Little Boy, you can hear the guy. you can hear the guys talking being like, we're going to drop it. See what happened.

Whoa. That was a lot. Anyway, all right, angling 90 degrees east. Do you have a headache too? Oh, no. When they drop the bomb and immediately,

like, turn as hard as they can and give it all they've got to get away from this fucking thing. And then it blows up over there. Like, they were getting the fuck out of there. And then the Japanese, I think the Japanese,

think the Japanese surprised everyone with the response to the nukes where they're like, oh, I guess we must have built again. Like they almost like ants. They just immediately started rebuilding those areas. Yeah.

They didn't like throw a hissy fit, which must be an Asian thing of their like, oh, that is what happened. We must have respond. But they don't really respond. They just build up again. They must have been pretty defeated

before we even bombed them. That's the story I always hear that like they're I watched a video recently on when Germany lost World War II and it was pretty neat started with like towards the very end right when Hitler killed himself and they're like but it was over before that and then they like back up a battle or two and they're like yeah but it was over before that and then it's like is the battle of the bulge when they attacked Russia there was like a little bulge in Russia where the Nazis and Russia were fighting. And they're like, you know,

so this was the point where they tried to do this, but it didn't work out and they countered and it was over. But before that, and really it was like over before it started. Like from the very beginning, Germany had a losing plan. And it just was always going to play out that way.

Well, they, I don't think Germany was banking on the U.S. joining. I think that was a big part of their thing is they were like, that's why I have to imagine that the phone call between Hitler and Hirohito or whatever was very heated that day where he was just like, I've heard that. Why did you get Zem involved? Fuck you.

Based on my recent YouTube studies. Like we were involved before we were involved, right? We were just pouring materials and such help into England and more. And well, our soldiers helped undeniably, right? We're part of the winning strategy there, maybe the straw that broke. the camel's back. It was really all the tanks and the planes and the food that we were sending, keeping our allies, the manufacturing, that was our biggest part.

Soldiers, I don't want to minimize that at all, but a lot of it had to do with the materials and the food and the stuff keeping everybody going. Russia killed a lot more and died a lot more than we did. 10 million. I think that's true of England, too. I bet Kyle knows all the top of his head. England killed. well, they died more than we did, definitely.

The amount of material that we sent to Russia is insane. The amount of trucks and just boots and like, you name it, the shit you need to fight a war. Like all the little things got sent over there. And England too, we kept England alive. I think that's a big part of why Hitler lost the war. Like obviously he's dealt a terrible hand with not having oil of his own and having to deal with Stalin, who he does not trust.

and he doesn't like. Or a secure shoreline. Well, yeah. But I think that not having the oil was a problem. And then attacking the Soviets didn't make a lot of sense. It seemed like Stalin was happy just to stay out of the thing until they invaded. But it took them way too long to take England. No, Stalin wasn't.

I think England would have fallen a lot faster if we weren't giving that much support. And they didn't think we'd be able to get as many supplies as we did through the U-Bos. Who you know more than I do about this topic. Didn't the Soviets invade Poland around the same time the Nazis did? Or is that not right? I don't know. I thought they- What the Soviets did with Finland is one of my favorite parts of this.

So the Soviets and Finland were fighting. And the Soviets didn't like that they had some important cities as close to Finland as they did. So before World War II, the Soviet like took Finland land to get a little more breathing room around their cities. Okay. Finland's pissed. They don't like this. Well, now the Soviets are fighting the Nazis. So Finland takes advantage of this and like takes their ground back fighting the Soviets. Ah ha, right? They can't fight two times, you know, one arm on each guy. So they take advantage and they take their land back. And then the Soviets are like, now that we've like sort of dealt with the Nazi thing a little bit more.

They fight back and they take their land from Finland again. So Finland says, hey, Nazis, why don't we team up against these Russian guys? And you give me some tanks, some airplanes, etc. I'll take my land back from the Soviets and they'll have to fight us. And Hitler's like, yeah, this is dope plan. I'm going to do that. I'm going to give you tanks. I'm going to give you airplanes.

But you promise you're on my side. And the leader of Finland's like, yes, I'm with you. So they do that. They use their tanks. They use their airplanes. And they take back the land and they reestablish their battle, their border. And then immediately the leader of Finland resigns. A new one takes place and says,

that guy kept his word, but I'm not that guy. I'm on Team America. And now Finland joins us. And they help fight against the Nazis and kept their word in airports. Pretty awesome from Finland, frankly. just a classic switcheroo you have my personal

guarantee I'm on your side Hitler's like yeah dope I'm in and he must have been thinking like that's such a who cares place whatever as long as they're on our side and then they're like nah no bitch now now we got now we got the best tanks on

earth that you just gave us because everyone else is trying to catch up like apparently that was a big thing of World War II is all of us finding the tiger tanks and being like, oh, damn, that is a good idea on how to make a tank. All right. Send it back to our manufacturing powerhouse and make us something that can compete with this, which is pretty sick. I worry on the other side of it. I worry that, like, I had the Panzer tank is the good one in my head, but I don't really know what I'm talking about.

Panzer, Tiger. Yeah. Are they the same or different? Different. Two different. Okay. So anyway, Panzer tank, dope. Sherman cannot hang with it.

You know, it takes a swarm of Sherman's to take out a Panzer. Fortunately, Sherman's are cheap to make and we're really good at making them. And we have swarms of them and we've won. And I think about today's F-35 and say, is it a Panzer? Is that what we're doing now? Or a tiger tank. The Tiger Tank's main issue. I mean, that's also.

So the Tiger Tank, it was an absurd thing to make. It required enormous amounts. I know you know this about aircraft, but every hour you fly the aircraft, there's at least an hour of maintenance. Tiger Tank was worse. It was like an hour worth of driving and eight hours worth of maintenance. It had all of the German engineering, everything was over complicated. They get too complicated with it.

You needed a fucking genius to work on this thing. A Sherman, you needed a shade tree mechanic. You needed a shake. The three of us around a Sherman with a black. Gasket, but figure it out. Maybe not in time to beat the Nazis, but we get it done in a week. Thank God we weren't there. There were 50,000 Sherman's built in World War II.

How many tigers do you think? Yes. Oh, 50,000? I'm going to guess. Well, I mean, the question implies the answer. I'll say 1,000. 2,200. 1800.

18. Oh, we were in the range. We were in the range. Not only that, damn. The inference of the question. But they had terrible fuel economy. The amount of, I don't remember what the fuel economy was, but it was atrocious. You had to follow the thing, the fuel trucks.

Like the fuel trucks couldn't be too far behind or you'd overextended. You'd be out of fuel. The Sherman's had great gas mileage. And of course, like logistics is what we do. That's our special skill. So we didn't run out of fuel. They didn't have enough fuel back home. Even if they did have the supply lines and the logistics to get the fuel in Berlin to the guys in France

for their tigers, they didn't have the gasoline and the, in the, oil to do it. They were making not artificial, but, I mean, technically artificial, synthetic. They were making synthetic fuel. Like out, I think out of vegetables or something. I don't remember what they were using. They were creating some sort of synthetic fuels and making

their own oils. Like, like, before it was a thing that could be done at a cost that made it. Was the main cannon on the tiger or the panzer, like way bigger than the main cannon? on ours? Like what was the caliber difference?

I think the tiger might have had an 88 millimeter. Let me check. I think ours couldn't damage their tanks from the front. Like we had to hit them from the back and sides. But that's an 88. So the tiger tank's an 88 millimeter, which is a very big gun. The Sherman, I've actually shot a Sherman. I think it might be 30 millimeter, but let me check. Sherman. And that's not enough to punch through. You might think 88 versus 30 is like three times bigger, but that's not how circles work.

You know, it's way bigger. Okay, they had a few different guns. Actually, it was a 75 millimeter general purpose gun, a 76 high velocity, and a 105 artillery hausser that could be mounted on to the Sherman. And it's not just about millimeter, as you know, like, that's just the diameter of the projectile, like barrel technologies and muzzle brakes and stuff like that. The amount of, the amount of gunpowder, too, right? Kyle, you know, a 9-mill and a 2-2-3.

or 556 are about the same diameter, right? It's pretty close. Okay. And the one has a whole lot more gunpowder behind it. Or take a, you know, take a 50 caliber pistol and a 50 B and G. They're both, you know, it's all about that. And then I think, I think their optics were better on their tanks. I think they had better optics.

Like all around, it was just a way better tank. I think we made a big mistake with at the end of World War II, not just turning Germany. sorry Germans, but we're going to turn you into a manufacturing plant. And you're just going to make awesome stuff for us from now. That would have made sense if we caught in Germany. If we had been the ones to get to Germany first, that would have made sense. Well, we got to West Germany first, kind of. I don't want West Germany.

That was the good Germany. I feel like conquering Germany is almost like someone in Lord of the Rings, like securing an enclave of dwarves to engineer for them. Because these guys, like, that's what we need it. We want to steal these guys. And then we don't have. It's called Operation Paperclip. Part of my, yes, Operation Paperclip part of it.

But in my world, we don't even let Germany continue to be a country. Like they got to make a new thing. They can be a disparate Deutsche Land or whatever, a vassal. Oh, no. And we just make the Germans continue to make those way better than our war materials for us. And now we have, now we're banging on all cylinders. I like your idea here. But the problem is we blew up every factory in Germany.

And the ones we didn't blew up, the Russians blew up. And the ones the Russians didn't blow up, the Brits blew up. Have you ever knocked over an ant hill and then walked back to the ant hill an hour later and it's back to normal? They're not Amish. They're German. what Germans are. That's what Germans are like. You destroy manufacturing and they come outside and they're like,

oh, this is a terrible place. Do you see those out of place bricks? I must put them back. Like that's how Germans are. We could have taken advantage of that. We could have, and we really should have stolen them from the Soviets faster.

I think what we did was perfect. We fucking got all them smart-ass Nazi scientists that had created intercontinental ballistic missiles basically. and we brought them back home and we won the space race and we won the nuke race and won the ICDM race and the Soviet Union fell

because of it all and we got and Werner von Braun got to launch his rocket to the moon and everybody walks away happy I don't care that he was a member of the Nazi party that's like I mean you think he had Werner Von Braun seems like the ultimate guy who's like yeah I'm just kind of like really into science

yes and whoever is in charge I just kind of work for He does not care. The vassal state idea, Taylor, are there vassal states that work out? Like, everyone I think of, whether it be India under England's thumb or Australia or other, it's always a problem. And eventually the hosts, the masters, want to stop it from, like, they want to undo it and dump it. It just depends on, well, yeah, we did have Japan as a massive state.

So we didn't quite do what Taylor's describing and create a vassal state. What we did do is. is killed all the fucking men, broke their will, destroyed their warrior code, wrote their constitution, made them sign it. They still have the same constitution that was written up by, I think, McCarthy and like a bunch of guys on a boat right before they signed a peace treaty. I mean, those guys play big fucking things. But you need a good group.

You need a good group to do that. Because Liberia also has our constitution. and they're not coming up with fucking bombs. Well, the Japanese one's heavily based on ours, but it's not like copy-paced. Liberia has a different issue, and you're fully aware of what it is. Yes. But Japan, at least in my version of history, is like we set them up with good intentions because we thought a successful country wouldn't go back to war with us.

And sure, we monitored them really tight and didn't let them have a military for a bit. But it wasn't like we used them as America's manufacturing arm. Yeah, what I'm suggesting we do is we use Germany as a significant part of our manufacturing arm. Because those guys love manufacturing. Try and pull a German away from a factory. He's going to be, oh, no, people are talking about slave labor because, again, their families are all blown. Well, you know, pish posh, but, you know, we could have the Germans. No, they'd be paid.

They'd be paid. I feel like we'd be trying to undo this agreement. We got our, we got our dwarfs. We got our dwarves working. And our dwarves are the Germans. You're telling me that you want to pay German, former Nazis to make American weapons

and not Americans. In a controlled way. Okay, Obama. You got too much respect for these guys. They're a war machine lost. Right? Partly because of tactics in this situation, but also partly because these unmentainable tanks

and shitty stuff. I mean, Woody, if I was, if I made 33 pointers in a row and then Joel M. Beeb tackles me. Afterward, they should be like, we won. But also fucking ask that guy how he was making all that shit. They would want to question me. That's what we did. Okay, okay.

The German worker is useless to, is useless to us. What's going to do? Make some fucking American tanks with a metric system? No, thank you. Our guys can't, can't work. No, we would force Imperial. The German factories are working. to us. We burnt them all blue all of smithere in. They're all gone. So, like, all we need is

those German scientists, the guys who tell our workers what to build and how to build it, and that's exactly what we did. Fair enough. But it is embarrassing to have such worse tanks during a war, and so we should have better tanks. 50,000 to 1800s. I mean, I guess there were Panthers and panzers. How many Panthers? We need to win. And if we need to, you know, quote unquote, enslave some Germans to make them do it, then that's what we got to do. How do you think the Iran war ends? Do we just say, never mind, you guys do you? I don't even know the way the Iran war ends.

It feels negative entirely. Certainly with a bunch of lies. I think we lose and our government tells us we won, we did it. Mission accomplished. This is so great. Now there'll be tolls in the Hormuz, Hormuz, Hormez. and they'll be, you know, like we're just leaving same governments in charge.

What a victory for America. It's going to be. Yeah, I agree with you. I think the way they get out of it is like the Afghanistan war again, where they just decide one day. We're done and you can't even call us losers for losing. We're just leaving. And it's like, all right, well, we kind of dare to lose.

Like, didn't we kill their leader though? That's pretty sick, right? Yeah, but it's next man up over there. It's not going to us. You might be saying they beat it. If they killed our guy, what would you say? We've lost. They just got our guy.

Did you hear what they said? Did you hear what they said about our guys early on? Like this was a few years ago actually where Kameni said like, you know, they killed Soleimani are like hero general for many of our people. We can't attack. America's heroes because America's heroes are Captain America and SpongeBob. Like we can't attack like they live in a, he was basically saying we live in a fantasy land,

a candy land of nonsense where our heroes are like, yeah, I love Captain America. That's big talk from a guy dressed like Aladdin's stepdad, all right? I don't want to hear that guy. You know what he's doing these days? Nothing. We blew up daisies.

I don't count that. We said a million dollar missile to that 90 year old Coupes. It's the same regime, right? Like if Trump died and J.D. Vance took over and then we turned their whole country to glass, I wouldn't be thinking we lost. I hope he doesn't nuke him.

You know, I really hope he doesn't Trump. Well, I hope you don't nuke Iran. That's a... Because, and it's not even like, I'll be real. I'd be okay with nuke in Iran. The problem is what happens after that.

The problem is that you just gave carte blanche to our enemies to, use tactical nukes. Now you're going to see a tactical nuke in Ukraine. Maybe you see one in Taiwan. Maybe they drop a few in the South China Sea and take out our aircraft carriers. The first country to drop nukes is going to be Israel, obviously, if they want to. Because they have the biggest shield on their back of all time because they control our government. And so no matter what we do, they're going to back them. I saw this clip yesterday. It was set to Skyrim. That doesn't matter. But it was that, I can't think of the guy's name. He's the former CIA. guy who got in trouble for spilling the beans on the torture program. Oh, the Russian guy? Like the one who worked for the Russians? I'm almost positive. That's not true.

The former CIA guy who released publicly not to any foreign group that the U.S. torture programs. No, that's not the guy. I can get the guy's name if it really matters, but that's not the guy. Anyway, he was talking about dealing with terrorists when he was in the CIA and he was threatening this guy. He wants information from Abu B. Bubba Salini.

And Buba Salini is taking a hard line. He's like, I know what you do to me. You send me to Guantanamo. I don't care. Send me to the Guantanamo. And he's like, oh, Guantanamo? Who said anything about Guantanamo? I'm sending you to Jerusalem.

I'm sending you to McKinley Horror House. Is it the guy linked that? Yeah. Yeah, he worked for the Russians. And Kira Cow? Yeah, he's a trade. Where did you say that? Post-release career.

He joined the Russian state-owned Radio Sputnik. Work for them for a while. Well, that's not, what's the problem with that? That's not the Russians. That's a Russian news organization, it sounds like. That's a state-owned Russian-

New. If you work for the Russian government as a former CIA guy, you're not good, right? I have no issue. Why did he go to prison? He released, it was the suicide, the torture program.

He spilled the beans on it. Scanning. I always feel like I scan poorly. And it says vague shit, like disclosing classified information, which doesn't disprove what you said in the slightest, right? It's like well-known. Like there was, he's a, it's the suicide program. I mean, the, the torture program.

I don't know why I keep saying. The torture program? He talked about the torture program. 100%. That's what it was. And then he went to prison and then he got a job working for the Russians as a, I guess, mouthpiece for them. I mean, he was betrayed by his country. I don't blame him one bit. They did, I'd go work for the Russians too if you did that to me.

If I did the right thing and you threw me in prison because you were illegally torturing people, that guy was betrayed by his country to the, highest level. I mean, actually, I think you make a pretty powerful argument. And I wish that I had more facts to counter it, but he spent his life working for the American people overseas in the most dangerous areas in the world, killing terrorists, finding terrorist networks, capturing some of the most well-known terrorists and delivering them into the hands of whoever they went to thereafter. He's got tremendous stories. And if you listen to him talking of, you'll see he doesn't, he doesn't strike me as like a bad guy at all. He's very charismatic. Yeah. And you're right. It was about waterboarding. That's that's what he blew the whistle on. Yeah. He's explained like how they got

their advanced interrogation procedures. And it was these two guys who like just made it up. And the government paid them tens of millions of dollars for their, basically their torture program that was based on nothing. They just made it up. And it wasn't effective. it didn't work and we did awful things to those people for no good and a lot of them weren't even innocent we always hear about those people to get scooped up and sent to some fucking black sight in uh in the other side of the world get their fingernails pulled out pulled out it turns out to be some brown Canadian citizen who just had the same name as a as a terrorist or something like that

yeah that's really interesting to talk to he's been he's got these stories about he had assassins sent after him him and like he would be followed like his people were killed at the embassies he were working at like his fellow like embassy workers like fellow spies and CIA members and stuff like that attachés and civilian contractors getting scooped up and assassinated and he was in the middle of it for a long time in the in the middle of the war on terror I think I've heard him tell stories where he killed people too like people who were like he was being tailed and chased and stuff. He was going to kill a guy one time. He was being tailed and somebody had been, I can't remember

this one. They were friendly though, right? Yeah, yeah. That's not the one I'm talking about, though. He's got a bunch of them. He's a, he's got a bunch of great stories. I don't know what's true. And I'm just not as quick to gloss over the fact that he worked for like Russian propaganda channels. And like that was, that was his leaving prison job. I understand that if you go to jail, It's hard to get a good job afterwards sometimes, but to go straight to Sputnik and start saying the things the Russians want you to pair it as a former CIA agent. I'm nervous about this guy. Is there such thing as a former CIA agent? In this case, yeah.

And also in this case, like, I'm okay with the Russians paying for this guy to tell the truth about the bad things we did. The way you become the good guy is being honest about your mistakes, not by hiding. from them, not by hiding them. That's the difference between the good guys and the bad guys. The good guys tell the truth when they fuck up and they own it and they wear it in public like water game. The bad guys just kill a fucking 150 people and send them off the gulags and black sites and just sweeping under the rug and oligarchs rise to power.

I don't, I want to be on the side. Not like here. It's our faults. We can characterize this guy as telling the truth about our mistakes. on Russian Sputnik television. We don't know what the truth is. He's on R.T. I bet they wanted a pretty salacious version of whatever happened.

I bet that they told him don't tell a single thing that's even close to a lie. You think that's what the Russians told him. I don't think that's accurate. The power of the power of his words comes from the validity of them. I think the moment you caught him exaggerating, lying, saying something that wasn't factually provably true, he loses all credibility. and then he becomes exactly what you describe him as as some sort of propaganda mouthpiece.

It would just be bolstered by his home government if he was assigned to behave that way. The audience isn't Russia, the audience is America. They don't want to show their people what we did. They want to show our people what we did. They want to degrade us from within. That's what they've always done. That's the playbook for the commies to beat us

because we're better at everything else than them. We have these two fucking oceans and all these free people. We are better than commies. We're bringing in this melting pot of the best scientists across the world. Man, this isn't current days, but it used to be. And the commies can't do that because they'd have, they skipped the plastic age over there. They skipped plastics.

They never figured that one out. And we got all the good Nazis. Sorry, bitch. We got the good Nazis. I wonder if we did. That I don't know anything about. I don't know. I know that the Soviets had a sister program where they were also scooping up

Nazi scientists and bringing them back home to Star City, but I don't know how effective it was. I guess the proofs in the pudding, there had a hell of a space program. It was effective. I was being more insulting than actually deserves like reality. Like they did get a lot of the good Nazis. Like they got a lot of those good scientists, but we got a ton of them too. And we got all the jazz. We got Werner von Braun. Like he was kind of the guy for rockets. You know what? That was a, I like that in Siv. When you would capture an enemy's city, you would take some of their great people. I always like that.

Yeah. That's pretty cool. So Kyle, I looked into it for whatever Gemini's worth as a source. You're pretty rightish. And I'd side note. Try to call out when I'm wrong as well as when I'm right. But it says he didn't lie much. Now, what he did do is there was a lot of omission and sort of framing,

but not fabrications, just kind of anti-Western narratives about America from a CIA agent for the Russian. but not untrue anti-Western narratives, just only choosing the bad stuff to talk about. Yeah. Yeah. It's the same way that like, I mean, both sides are playing their propaganda.

The same way here, they will pretend that like a Soviet premiere came over and was like weeping at a grocery store. Watch the video. The guy's not weeping at a grocery store. He made him go to a second store. He did make them go to a second store. That's true.

I pick this store. He did. But like the American narrative there, which is correct because, you know, you fight propaganda with propaganda. And we said he was weeping at the sight of what we had and the plenty that America had. It's not really true. He wasn't doing that. But we need to secure our impact over the Soviets. And so we pretended that.

happened and that he was crying when he saw how successful we were. If some American diplomat would have went over there, they would have had a similar thing of like, look at this senator. Train station. Yeah. Look, he's going to see.

Look at him marvel over our incredible trans-Siberian railway and how he envies our ability to move product over a spance. He could never fathom. Like, it's that shit. Tucker Carlson did that recently. You hear what Yelton said in his autobiography about seeing American stores? What did who say?

Jeltson. Or is Yeltsin, the guy we're referring to. Oh, Yeltsin, yeah. He said he was deeply shocked and he was sick with despair for the Soviet people. After visiting Randall's supermarket in Texas during his 1989 tour of the United States, walking through the aisles filled with thousands of items, free cheese samples, and fresh produce, he realized that ordinary Americans live with a level of abundance and choice that even top Soviet leaders could not access.

Yeltsin was an... He said it shattered his faith. Right? He said it shattered his faith in the Soviet economic system, leading him to remark to his associates that if regular Soviet citizens saw such supermarkets,

there would be a revolution. And I don't disagree with that because we're obviously more competent than the Soviets. Like, capitalism is a better system than communism. It's the bribery. Like rampant bribery.

like you can't, you can't get onions at your supermarket unless you pay a guy. Like the guy, there's only so many onions. They rot in at X amount of time because they're being brought in from where they're grown to where they're sold by wagon. By, and I'm talking about in the 70s. They got a full drawn wagon. It wasn't working. Food was rotting before we get there, anywhere to be used.

And if you, so if you wanted the onions, if you wanted the tomatoes, you had to bribe somebody. So any store that's not like bribing and part of some basically mafioso system doesn't get fresh produce, doesn't get good meat. It's not the right pick. Does this one work for you, Taylor? No, because this guy, behind, this guy looks, no, no, the other guy behind the left shoulder. He looks like that guy who plays Spider-Man and he's all dressed like it's modern. Tom Holland. Who's the other one? Who's the other Spider-Man?

Andrew Garfield. Andrew Garfield? Miles Morales It's Something Is Shat is Shat was Shalum Was Shalomey ever of Spider-Man?

He was not Ah well then never mind He looks like that guy And he's wearing clothes that you could like fit into Nowadays looking around Look how tight his jeans are This guy This guy knew it was up

He was I bet this guy defected as he was here The guy over his other shoulder has very large lenses on those glasses. And that's okay. He wears them so low because he seems to want to look over the glasses. Why does he need such big glasses if he's going to look over them? He should have like half-hite glasses. Yeah, if you put that guy in a movie as like the nerd,

you'd be like, this is too ham-handed. I don't believe it. Like nobody wears these glasses. That looks thick. And there's no way he has those glasses that turn darker when the sun shines because this is 1989 and 89. Like that's just

thick. That's just thickness of glasses distorting his face. Do they do prescription sunglasses well now? No. No. I hope they got it right. I remember in high school some guy got prescription sunglasses or he needed glasses. That's fine. And he's

like look, look. These are like raybans. They're raybans. I think they literally were like the frames and everything. But the lens wasn't right. And I didn't say anything. I was polite, but my friend's like, dude, no, that ain't it. No, your glasses are gay. You're going to have to squint if you want to be cool.

And I thought maybe by today they'd have prescription glasses that passed. No. I had a boss who wore transition lenses and he would show up late to meetings. This was probably a better part of a decade ago. But he would come in and sit down and he'd still be wearing. sunglasses and it would be 15 minutes into the meeting and he would it would still be like a little low sunglasses and it was like this is just a terrible tradeoff you look like a retard nobody likes this like you you aren't even seeing well by your own standard i can't put into words why transition

lenses they suck they're never the right tint they're never right i have them for my motorcycle helmet I have a transition face shield. And I find it to be the best compromise if you can't swap them out easily. But it's still not great. Well, I think those glasses you're wearing now are semi-new, right? Yeah, yeah, a couple months, maybe a month or two.

I like them. I like the two little kind of cut out angled things on either side. You can see around your face, those little lines where it comes out. I like that. The tile doesn't get this. He's not a glasses where.

pleased with my optometrist. Like I walked in, he looked at my old ones and he's like, they didn't look like that when you got him. And I was like, what? He's like, yeah, they go like a. And after he pointed it out, I saw how they like curved down in a way that wasn't flattering. And I told him about this.

And he's like, you need smaller lenses because when you're this close to the camera, he took a picture of me from close and far and showed me like what it looks like on camera. And this like depth of field stuff I kind of knew or focal link stuff. I kind of knew. But to see it, like he knew what he was talking about, and I really liked him. And his son work there,

and his son was a Rainbow Six player. He's, at first I was trying to get him to play with me, but he was so good. I don't want to face his competition. But I, like, I mentioned the show and stuff,

and I was like, do you know who Woody's Gamer tag is? And he's like, no, not ringing a bell. And then he goes to the back room. And he comes back, like I'm Santa. clause. He's like, bro, bro, I googled you? Oh my God, oh my God. Can I have a picture? As soon as I heard

the music, like I used to have this intro guitar riff. As soon as you heard that guitar riff, like his childhood came back to him. He was very excited. But that's not why I like to say. That's awesome. You didn't want anything to do with me five minutes ago. You actually can't be on our team. Actually, you seem pretty good. Here's my car. The skill-based management and rainbow is so strong. You don't want a champion to play with you. He'll ruin your enemies. Are you to the point you can carry now?

I looked up my ranking and I'm very good. That's what it said. If you're platinum, like if your gold, you're good. On the level above that, I'm very good. I'm not elite. I'm not diamond or champion or whatever. But against a lot of players, you'd probably want me on your team.

But the way the skill-based matchmaking works, it's so strong. My enemies are all, like no matter how good I get, there's other people out there that are my equals and my betters. And nobody's, like a 1-5-KD in this game,

fuck you, you're smurfing. Like, you're smurfing. You're a very good player and you just haven't caught, your enemies haven't caught up with you yet, because the best pros in the world of like a 1.2KD. What's your, what's your level now?

Platinum. Platinum, yes. Wings was a diamond. Wings is better than me. I've actually watched him play like two days ago. And like I watched him play a couple months ago. I'll start. I watched him play before I played it all.

And I didn't know what I was looking at. And then a couple months ago I watched him play. And I was like, he's losing most of his gunfights. I don't know how good he is. And I watch him today through a more like experienced eye. And it's like, well, he's playing shield operator. right on he's doing callouts like he he likes he enjoys his support role so his personal stats are going to be

not so hot but they're going to make his whole team better and there's a lot of like one thing i love about rainbow culture culture in general is toxic and terrible and hurts your feelings but what is good is it's w's they care about wins i've heard people be like i don't care about by kd in rainbow it's not really about kills and deaths. Like that's some people that's their role. But the ultimate measure of a player is W's. Every single person on your team gets the same amount of experience points for that win. It doesn't differentiate whether you won because you were dead doing great. There's cameras and you can like call out the enemy with their locations and stuff. You might win because as you transition to a gun on my team to a like observer on my team, you were better at that.

You know, our team could be stronger with you dead. you're good enough at callouts and tactics and stuff like that. If you coach the guys who were alive to victory, which has happened to me on both sides, then all that matters is that we won. And it doesn't really distinguish who made that win happen. It almost can't. And Wings is Diamond.

I don't care that he's not leading the lobby and stuff. He's good. He knows his callouts. He knows his strats. And he often performs a role that has no glory. So if he came back, I think he's still offline. and he wanted to be a part of your team,

you would see him as like, this is a guy. Like we, other than the interpersonal stuff. The interpersonal stuff is huge with me. Like I have teammates who are not great mechanically, but that's okay. Like everybody loses gunfights,

everybody wins them. That's not the problem. Can you imagine the liability he would be if he wanted to draw a rage? Like I bet you guys lose some games and you have a little, all right guys, a little rough.

Hey, Jim, cover that a little different next time. and maybe use your robo arm. Mike, I loved what you were seeing, doing great callouts. Hey, I know I dropped the ball on that last bomb site, by the way. I bet it goes something like that.

You know what it goes like a wing club. That's what my go. In mine, I'm very, I'd be like, hey, Taylor, I'm guarding these steps. Can you put barbed wire at the top so I get like an audible alert as they start to approach me? Wings is more,

Taylor, you fucking idiot. Why didn't you have barbed wire at the top? I was left, wide open, you ass. And it's like, you could have asked for it. I'd gladly done it if I read your mind. And there's just a lot of

blaming, a lot of anger and not a lot of praise or like advice and like sure. The interpersonal stuff is really important. They call it the mental nowadays, the mental. And he gets mad at people quickly, tells them why they suck. And then I don't think

that makes him play better. Oh, I remember that. I remember one of the first times I played, I guess it was Modern Warfare 2 with wings. I killed too many people in the opposite spawn. And he was, he screamed at me. I didn't even, I didn't end. It was a, what was that one where you're kind of on a, in between, was it high rise? Was it called high rise?

I think it was high rise. Yeah. Two high rises. And if you go in the enemy side of the building, then that tends to have them spawn behind you. And I didn't go in. go in. I didn't go in because I knew that rule where I just stood at that area where you can just basically point and they're if they're facing out their leftward entrance or exit. Like, and then their spawn flipped. Someone else must hopped in there. I didn't. And then I had

wings fucking furious at me. And this was 2011 or something where like to me wings is this huge guy. and I'm probably playing with you guys too, who I also was like, these are big boys. And he's like, Taylor, Merker, do you get in there? And I'm like, no. And he's like, Merker got in there. He ruined this bone.

And I'm like, I didn't, I didn't ruin the spawn. I stayed at this little area shooting people with my UMP 45. And that was, he yelled at me. Like, never ever had to yell at me. Because he likes you. He respects you. He hates me.

He hates me sometimes. He stole his job. I didn't. put up with it. Like any time he ever fussed at me, I would immediately push back. But I wasn't immune from being, I remember one time a predator missile hit the two of us. And he's like, fucking Woody, why are you next to me? And I'm like, why are you next to me? I got hit too. Like, what makes it automatically my fault? Like, I get it. If you, if you know the predator's incoming, you should spread out. It takes two to spread out. Because I've been standing for 15 minutes.

I love that. It takes two to spread out. out, correct. Yeah. Yeah. And you're just being a dickhead about it. Right. So I think we were both running in the same direction and the predator picked us off and he was mad at me and I pushed back. And I always, I remember one time we were playing on stream and I had a bad round. I don't know what I was. I was Eden, maybe even negative or something. And he said, hey, everybody, look at Woody. And it's like, what an asshole. Right. And I think I did curse. amount over that, you know. You did. Yeah.

And you were right to. Right? I didn't deserve that. You're waiting for one. You're waiting for one person to fuck up so you can make a scene about them in the, in the lobby. That's gay. That's like. That's not how boys need to be warriors next to each other. Right.

You need to be going, we lost. Sorry. We're going to, we'll get him next time. He has a lot more time in Rainbow than I do. I'm sure he's better. but I don't want to play with him. Yeah. He's got a lot more time in Uber Eats than you too. It's probably better at that.

Probably. I've only done it a few times. Kyle, your face looks so long. Are you looking at this video, Kyle? Hey, there's just like my, I'm literally going to have to reset my algorithm after this because it's like, or jerk off. I haven't decided which.

Did you click on the last link? That's my link. Yeah. I was talking to Taylor. Oh, okay. Yo. Man, this is a great video. La Gringa Flo, Don Omar,

San Mena. I didn't see this one. I was looking at the one before that. Yeah, I'm a connoisseur. It's pretty good. Is she wearing underwear? I don't think so. Love it.

I see no evidence of it. Her face looks so bron. It looks on that. It looks like a doll face. I'm going to be honest. And this is kind of, I think that if these girls were prettier, they'd be on real porn sides. But there's some allure to see in something you're not supposed to see in a place.

You're not supposed to see it. You know what I mean? I've seen a lot of, I've been to playing strip clubs. I don't get that blown away by it. Because like, you know, it's like, we all agreed to come here and you to get naked and I'd throw money. Yeah, of course. I was at a Morton's one time.

And this girl was, with her family. She must have been like 1820. And when she like sidled past me, the sunlight from outside shone through her dress in such a way. I saw a little pussy. I saw the outline of this girl's pussy in a Morton's in like public. That was the hot. That's more special hotter. It's more much hotter than seeing like some stripper up there pop or pussy. That is pretty hot. A glimpse of a shadow of of some 20-year-old pussy with her parents. Is what was hot for you the fact that she didn't want you to see her pussy? That was part of it.

That was part of it. I was thinking like what were a dad think? Maybe I should ask him. Maybe I should walk over the next table and be like, I've seen your daughter pussy popping around. Hey, I just want to, mom and dad, I just want to say, nice work. That isn't any if I've ever seen one. I'm sure they'd appreciate the kind words. So you didn't even identify.

it by a stray hanging lip. Oh, no. I'm telling you, the light, like, it was like God himself. You hear of God rays in video games? This was a God ray in real life. Like, there was, I think maybe a truck drove by outside and caught that quick, like, reflection of

light and beamed it through her dress. I got, it was a one in a million. It was like when you see two bullets hit each other. You know what I mean? Like, you ever see those artifacts? It's two bullets from World War I. Soldiers were just shooting at each other, and the bullets had just That's what happened to me, but it was pussy.

Were you there with a girl at the time where you almost thought like, why do I, I don't need this old ass ho. I need, I need, I need. Oh, no, I leaned over. Like 21. Yeah. No. This bitch's age doesn't even end in teen anymore.

I literally never leaning over and being like, I saw her pussy. What? It's amazing. It's better. than yours so get it together so much nicer than your pussy and I just got a glimpse of it and I can tell

what are you 2027 you fucking Decapreo wouldn't put up with you if you're too old for Decaprio you're too old for me yeah that's fair that's fair yeah

but anyway solid on her for putting up with it Well, I think it's about time to get to snacks, boys. I'm so hungry. I'm in. PKK 823.