Painkiller Already - PKN 446

Episode Date: March 8, 2023

seeing grown men have emotions pkn 446 what's up boys hello so john jones want to fight this weekend oh my god i'm still riding high on my john jones win my john jones win it was yes so i don't did you ever pay me for the bet i won no we're even now i i just a push yeah yeah yeah yeah i was just trying to figure out if i owed you you don't you don't um No, that was that was good. That was insane for that The quick story is this guy came back and took on maybe one of the greatest heavyweights in the world right now I got a guy who's younger than him Cyril gone a guy who's younger than him I read it before I heard right now. Oh my yeah Come on now

Probably three probably four something like that. If you had all organizations on the planet in mixed martial arts, he's probably three or four. Ever or at the moment? Right now. Oh, yeah. Comparing it to boxing. When you come back from a hangover in boxing,

they don't throw you against a top three guy on the planet, right? They're like, ah, this guy's top 300. He's old one-eyed linux the crusher yeah i had never heard of peter mcneely until mike tyson returned i'm like who's this chubby tall white guy he's a balsa weight but he wants to fight you champ he was a horrible job the woody strategy against mike tyson which is be really nice and kind of funny hope he doesn't get mad at you that'd be funny it's a guy like mike the iron jaw stevens and it's under him it says like two and 73 bruce all he is there has to be a guy like that they're like hey oh there are oh yeah they're called jobbers you're getting the call for it oh jobbers and there's a

lot more guys who are like even you know there's there's these warriors out there that are 12 and 12 and it's like god you wouldn't want to fuck with her back home they might be like yeah he tried he couldn't make it in the big time no he's not 12 and 12 at tgi fridays he's 12 and 12 against another fighter he's 12 and 12 against the best. So anyway, John Jones comes back against the best competition that would show up and fight him. And,

uh, it took two minutes, top something like that. It looked, it was his easiest win ever. I think, um, easiest looking for sure.

He walked through that man. I can bet. Oh yeah. That man was afraid of him. First of all, if you, if you watch, it it's it's really easy to go back and watch this fight if i told you i wouldn't tell you to go back and watch so i

watched this fight but i didn't see what you saw i'm sure you saw the real fight from ufc right john is on i need to tell you this stream i watched the stream i didn't i watched the this fight from somebody's outstanding seats it was like cell phone footage from the top of the ring. It made it on YouTube. I was like, John Jones, full fight? All right, fuck it. I missed it. Let's see it.

So I saw the whole fight, but it wasn't the kind of production quality you probably saw. Next fight night, you should... I know a place that you come and join a bunch of people who are watching the fight for free. Yeah, Patreon. And they mostly keep quiet when it's appropriate times so it's fun uh anyway he came back and walked through and what i saw was cyril gone afraid of john jones being backed down being

being walked down as they say he's trying to walk back in like circles so that he never runs out of room right and john is walking forward to cut his circles off. Like, no, we clash now. No, I'm walking into your range. We hit each other now. And Cyril's clearly afraid of that. First thing Cyril does is kick John in the dick. John's like, I don't need any time.

I got a big dick, got a bigger cup. Let's go. Jump right back in there. Cyril throws this punch. John shoots in, grabs Cyril, takes him down a little awkwardly, and Cyril never gets back up again. Cyril ends up sitting on his butt against the cage,

and John gets in a position like he's going to make Cyril suck his dick, and then he crouches. And then he reaches down and guillotine chokes Cyril's head, and Cyril goes, tap, tap, tap. And tap and everybody goes what happened what did he tap to and that's how you get that image that I that everybody's seen of John walking away telling everyone and over his shoulder is Cyril gone going what the fuck just happened to me like literally afraid it's so good it's so it was a great night for me i was so happy ufcc was like a grappling the what wins fights what champions do great champions do has evolved it started with a grappling thing right back in the hoist gracie days it was all about the grappling and then it

became you know being balanced and such and then for a while it seemed like striking was the key conor mcgregor is a striker he can he's not known for his grappling he just defensively tries to end grappling uh anderson silva one of the greatest champs of all times totally a striker um defensive grappling at best now it seems like the dominant guys are doing it with their grappling and john jones did it with his grappling i love that picture oh wow is that john jones like does he walk away shushing when he wins is that his he's we'll see we'll see there's a lot of naysayers right he came back after three years of shit talking on him and he shut it down in two minutes flat for the last three years they've said you're not really coming back you won't come back

you just want you just want to show your ass. You just want attention. It won't work. You've gained too much weight. You look fat. You're not in shape. You're too old. He's too young.

He's too quick. He's too this, that, and the other. And he ended it in two minutes. And he's saying, shut the fuck up. I'm the greatest there's ever been at this sport. And there's literally no argument. It's like a Wayne Gretzky type number situation at this point well because he's got he's got more title defenses than anybody else has title fights does he have three times as many it's yeah yeah like it's close he's got like 15 he has three

times more title victories than everyone else yeah um not than everyone else like see title not combined yeah title defenses is defenses is what's interesting. It's when you're the champ, they come at you, and you're not. I totally get what you're saying. I'm being pedantic because Gretzky is not Tom Brady. The numbers are still similar, though. Maybe he's like a Tom Brady of his sport

because he's not a Gretzky. Woody smiled, too, because Woody immediately was like, that's not right. I smiled because I'm like, Taylor won't stand for this. I don't think he'll stand for it. By the way, that hockey player is not the most dominant guy in sports right now. Well, not right now. He's like 58.

But see, Gretzky never went to another league and got a fake big cup that everybody shares for some reason, did he? No, he was in the best league his whole life. No, but he's got way more just championship fights. And to see in the UFC, it's so hard to get a fight, to get in there. I totally believe you that he's the best

ever. My perspective of it is only through you guys. And so I didn't really fully know there was a big group of fans who were like, this guy doesn't have it anymore. He's washed up. Because what you guys say is like, this guy's a titan. I think a lot of people like to hate Jon Jones.

Yeah. And I'm on that. So Jon Jones is like, I am a good guy. I'm a church going man. If I saw somebody smoke pot, I would turn them into the police Immediately I can't stand for that in my world I would pray with them

And send them to jail And meanwhile he's like flocking whores Cheating on his wife Drinking and driving Doing coke That's who he really is I remember he was fighting Chael Sonnan and he's talking shit about chel sunnan and he's like john jones shush if you keep telling lies about me i'm gonna tell the truth

about you and i was like oh what's he got well since that now we all know john jones has been called for steroids i don't know how many times he broke the record for most different illegal substances in his bloodstream uh concurrently winning record it was it used to be chael's record john took it he's like john jones has taken many things from me and the record for the most illegal substances in your bloodstream at one time is one of those things i think that's like you never know what's true sometimes it says it's true i'm surprised you go to the steroid stuff because the stuff that make people hate Jon Jones is not that because half of the guys... It discredits his accomplishments.

Half of the greats tested positive. Who do you have otherwise? You've got GSP, Fedor... Cormier. Cormier, that's it. That's your three guys. It's a small list. And by the way, fedor fought in pride

let's not be silly and pretend he didn't do steroids right i was gonna give him the the he was in i was gonna give that russian man i was gonna give that russian professional fighter from here the benefit of the doubt you know that makes a lot of sense you look yeah russians are known for their clean athletes their honor is known for its outrageous steroids. Dude, it's in the Pride contracts that we promised to never test you for steroids. It's a little insulting to test you. This guy won like 31 fights in a row against

steroid-ridden fighters and he was clean? No way. No way. And then GSP also never tested positive, but fall at a time when testing was really lapsed. And I test one of the most positive looking guys. A bodacious white boy.

Like we've never seen a white man with like round delts and stuff like that. Oh my gosh. Not in the combat arena anyway, like bodybuilders maybe, but he's got some cool, you know, he's a movie star too. He was in the Avengers.

Anyway, I'm surprised you go to the steroid stuff because the vast majority of fans don't even bother with the asterisk anymore they're like yeah professional athletes are dirty most people single in on the fact that john jones crippled a pregnant white woman most people single on the fact that he fled the scene to hide his drugs most people care that crippled someone well he broke her bone he broke her arm i like to be abstract in these moments that way you can like like really throw something like that do that that helps yes that helps me make decisions this is what i think john jones lawyer would say

john mr jones vehicle collided with mrs ann's now i'm split on him yeah they go through a whole thing so he he hit a pregnant lady with this car, and he broke her arm. He ran from the scene, and then he's like, oh, fuck, my drugs are in the car. He ran back to the scene, got his drugs, and ran again. Now, I feel like people hear that, and they're like, well, if you had drugs in your car, maybe that's what you do. But the thing is, today's cars are so safe, right? There's airbags all over the place. There's crumple zones.

If you break somebody's arm in an auto accident, that auto accident was a whopper. That was a banger. It was no like. It's a woman though. It's a woman arm. He didn't roll into her at a stop sign. Exactly. He didn't roll into her at a stop sign.

They didn't bump a little bit. He smashed the fuck out of someone to break their arm. She wasn't looking where she was going. No one ever brought that up. I wish John had the. She was a stop sign. They didn't bump a little bit. He smashed the fuck out of someone to break their arm. She wasn't looking where she was going. No one ever brought that up. I wish John had the gall. That she was a woman driver? No, I wish John had the gall to be like, she pulled out in front of me. And ma'am, where are you from? And she's like, San Francisco

originally. My family's from Thailand. Thailand, your honor! Asia. But he's also, you know, He's also just he roughed his wife up last year and got arrested by the cops. Another win. I'm thinking he's going to have ring rust. Meanwhile, he's training on his wife. Fucked her up pretty good. And you know what's better? She kept her

fucking mouth shut. You know where she was? In that ring supporting him last night. In that ring supporting him last night. You found out about it. Well just you found out about it. Well, everybody found out about it. He was arrested on like body cam in Las Vegas. You know, this guy seems like a real

asshole. He's Kyle's favorite fighter. He seems like kind of a piece of shit. Taylor, not only that, he's made himself lethal in other arenas of life. He's like a John Wick style shooter. And he's got one of those belgian malinois like super scary trained um i sent you that clip the other day of sam hyde talking about him and sam hyde said was asked on

stream what he thinks about john jones he's like john jones has racist white cop in a black man's body energy if he saw you crash on a lonely road in the northeast he would just hold you down under the water and watch you expire and wouldn't feel anything he's cold inside something like that he's like i'm scared of black guys who are in the blade and cars like crossfires do you know what kind of cat john jones has probably one of those Brazilian cats that jumps eight feet in the air or something. Some kind of. Is it one of the big ones? You look at it and you're like, wait, your cat weighs 30 pounds? And it looks like it's

I think it was $25,000. Because Anthony has one of those. Like a Bengal cat or something. South American, I think. It's way too big of a cat to let you run around. Like a 35 pound cat running around your house. That's a predator.

Dude, I think it's pretty cool. If you're into cats, that would be the thing to get because, you know, cats are a little fragile. That cat looks like he could take a licking. Like that cat would whip a lot of dogs' asses. Oh, yeah. Cats are so quick, they're scary. They could just, ah, blind you. Felines in general.

I saw a gif of a cat it's going and batting away a snake that was striking a serval cat yeah i don't know much about cats but i look that's a kitten i'm not a cat person and i'm like oh that thing's not normal he bought a mini jaguar or something oh they're like dogs you can walk them on leashes and they're a lot more dog like than like cat like oh i didn't see that coming okay yeah i didn't actually know that but i've also Oh, they're like dogs. You can walk them on leashes, and they're a lot more dog-like than cat-like. Oh, I didn't see that coming. Okay. Yeah. Oh, I didn't actually know that.

But I've also heard, I don't know if this is the species, because there's like three different, I'll call them exotic cat species that people get or breeds maybe. And I know a lot of them excessively mark. You know, that's the thing with foxes too. Foxes are always spraying the most putrid piss you can imagine so there's this youtube fox uh finnegan fox you've probably seen him he's super cute he's like a celebrity fox from the internet right like like like millions of dollars are made off this fox i don't really follow popular fox culture finnegan's got a bigger following than us, I bet.

I don't doubt it. But the whole time that Finnegan's mommy and daddy, who are raking in the big bucks, are leading them around their house, I'm like, Jesus, Finnegan has ruined every entryway by chewing the wood off of it. And I know this place stinks of piss constantly. He's very vocal.

Circle back to me when he has his own line of ejaculate increasing pills. Can you believe what it's like when the cameras go off? They're like re-googling average length of age. The purplest link. I'd have a backup fox waiting to go. I guarantee that I haven't watched their shit in a couple years, but I bet if you go

there, it's Finnegan and Friends now. Anyone who's riding that I got a celebrity pet fucking wave, you best make it Bingo and Friends as fast as possible. That way when bingo kicks the bucket, his friends carry on the name.

And you also need to parlay your initial popularity to be like, and if we get successful enough, I'm going to use the money from the channel to build an outdoor area for them with a pen. And really what you're doing is making a mini zoo where they get to run around and frolic and they don't piss all over your house. Oh no, Taylor, we're going non-profit.

Non-profit? This is a Fox educational program. Yeah, absolutely. And welcome to the Finnegan Fox experience. You want to start our own called Fox News? I think we might get sued if we do that. No, not if it's a picture.

Let's make one called... We'll have it, but we'll say presented by Tucker Carlson. This isn't getting better. He's rather litigious. What's the deal with foxes? We just all talk about foxes all the time.

We just cover foxes. What do we not know about foxes like we just covered fox what do we not know about foxes i'm just asking questions where was your fox he just he's just asking questions about foxes you gotta know foxes are a cool animal and i will check out finnegan fox because i love little clips of animal i i texted you guys that that clip of that orangutan driving the golf cart the other day. And there's music playing while he does it. And it's good because it's not just him holding the wheel going forward. It shows him turn to go around a bend and then release the wheel to auto turn back to straight and then grab it like the way a human would drive. They're always impressed when one of these apes puts a stick in a hole and gets termites meanwhile this thing drives yeah it can drive it's just because they don't have equipment out there it's just all they have access to are

sticks and termites and they you know what i'm gonna make lemonade i i'm sure they do this but like i my the thing i would do is i would like i saw attenborough like trying to teach one to drive nails and he just went up to it and like drove some nails and then was like fucking do it dummy and it's like whoa whoa whoa that's so fast why not put a hammer and some nails and some some some some wood or whatever over here and then build a house next to him right just let him sit there and watch every fucking day for months while he chews on his shit. Because what I have seen them do, I've seen them watch and then be like, oh, cool. You pick up that weird thing. All right, let me try that.

And all of a sudden they're sweeping. All of a sudden they're sweeping because they've watched humans sweep. And the crazier thing, because it's so human, they would watch people bathe in the river with soap. And then they would get the soap and they would bathe and when you see an animal fucking wash its armpits and rinse off it's mind-blowing you're like all right hang on bro bro you need a razor or something are you are you good my dog the black clever opens doors like it's the closest thing i have like he has for years we just let him out

and we don't let the dogs in that's not a thing ender is in charge of letting the two dogs back in good for ender that's cool i like when dogs have little responsibilities like that i saw this clip uh just yesterday the day before where i guess in thailand or maybe it's vietnam they they have asian elephants you know all over the place in South Asia. And so they have laws that's like, or some of them, yeah. It's like, if one crosses the road, you have to stop, obviously. You can't plow into an elephant. It has right of way. And so apparently now there's an issue of elephants wait by the side of the road until a sugar cane truck starts coming by. And then they walk out in front of the sugar cane truck force it to stop and then go eat a snack from the side of it before it can leave

and then they walk away and then they wait for the next sugar cane truck have you ever eaten sugar cane is it good does it taste like sugar it sounds like there's no way if you have big elephant teeth i bet it's nice like big molars just gnaw on it do you get sugary taste i bet you i bet you do but i bet it would be sweet um the sweetest thing i've ever tasted naturally you ever i know it's a southern thing you know what like honeydew those little flowers honey suckle that's what i meant to say yeah yeah you like pull the back out of that flower and it's got all the nectar sort of on a little frenulum and yeah yeah get that little drop we we drive around nice i have all i have these really strong um childhood memories because of the smell they have a really

powerful floral smell of uh me and my half sister riding around on a golf cart on our place and uh and her driving up to all the honeysuckle bushes and like harvesting them basically and then we'd go back and sit down on the porch and like eat them you know yeah i was an outdoor child and every so often like i don't know a non-outdoor kid would hang out with us and it's like what you're not good at walking through the woods there was like a woods near our house yeah and we would walk through the woods at like as fast as you would a sidewalk just like casually brushing everything to the side not smacking your friend with the brush as it comes on the rebound. We'd find honeysuckles, we'd suck them down. And this was all foreign to them because they were regular New Jersey people, I guess. I don't know.

Yeah, I guess in New Jersey. Most people were outdoor kids that I knew. It was pretty normal to get home from school and it's like, alright, outdoor time and you couldn't come back in until dinner usually. like it was pretty normal to like get home from school and it's like all right outdoor time like and you couldn't come back in you know till till dinner usually i don't think that they do that anymore like that idea that like you're not allowed in the house like i don't i sometimes wonder my parents motivation you can have more than one but it was like was it because i'm an asshole and they just wanted me outside the house like to not be around or was it because I'm an asshole and they just wanted me outside the house, like to not be around? Or was it because they thought it's better for kids to be outside playing

with friends and stuff? Probably a mix. Good parenting, right? Yeah. It's probably nice to get away from your loud kids. And also, it's like, come on, don't play video games. Like peace and quiet are so like undervalued if they've been taken away from you for a while.

You know, like just my dogs like like there's times where where i'll when i get in my car and start driving i'm like that's it's nice in here it's you know i can't those aren't even my dogs like two neighbors down dogs i've got the window open it gets really hot up in this room and like to run enough air conditioning i don't have what he's fancy air conditioner that has the split level so to run enough ac to like make this room cool it's like dude downstairs everybody's like like like bundled up um what was i gonna say oh that job warrant guy now first of all every time i hear his name i think of jorah mormon that so that's who i've been picturing Oh, that Ja Morant guy. Now, first of all, Ja Morant. Ja Morant.

Every time I hear his name, I think of Jorah Mormont. So that's who I've been picturing this whole time, who's been riding dirty in the NBA. So this guy's got, what, like a $10, $20 million contract? I brought a gun into the strip club, Khaleesi. No, Kyle. Like a real big gun. So Ja Morant was the best player in the draft from two years ago. He was drafted second, but he just turned out to be the best.

He has a $200 million contract. $200 million. By the way, he's kind of on course to be the best American player in the league. It turns out the best players right now are these white guys from Europe. And if anyone's a basketball fan, I'm talking about Jokic and Luka. But anyway, he's the best American young player. And maybe, you know, as LeBron ages out and stuff, he becomes the best American player, period. Boom.

He came from like a good family. His parents are still married now. He went to private school, but he views himself as gangster as fuck and he's like hang hold this gun on instagram he's like threatening to beat up players he played against the indiana pacers and he didn't like something they did and suddenly they see like red lasers pointed at them and they they're convinced that john morant and his crew were pointing um guns guns yeah but what am I looking for? Laser sights?

Laser. I don't know. It's weird. Red dot. Laser sight. I always just said there's a laser on that gun. Okay. Well, there's a.

Anyway, I think everyone knows the red dot. You can tell where the gun's pointing. They're seeing like multiple red dots on them. And either Ja Morant and his buddies were pointing laser pointers at them and making them think that they were pointing guns at them or they were pointing guns at them um now there's a problem so having a gun on Instagram is a bad look period like that's an issue but he was in Denver in a strip club so as you know places that charge admission like you can't just bring guns there you can't bring guns to movie theater strip clubs stuff like that that's an extra problem the denver police are

looking at him on top of that like charge you can't have a gun on an nba plane that's like in the contract or something uh so big charge you say but it's a private plane so i'm not sure that if the game's minimum so that's the thing now what happened is this has happened before there's a precedent and that guy got suspended maybe it was two people for the rest of the season which happened to be 50 games and they're saying oh it's a 50 game charge but it's not written in stone quite like that ah so we can take it easy on him. It was just a pistol after all. It looked like an LCP or something.

If he'd had an assault rifle. He's just pointing guns at the Pacers, apparently. Yeah, yeah. If he points a gun at the Lakers, even a single lake. Come on, dude. Keep that shit to the Pelicans. A 17-year-old. He was playing basketball.

And, you know, this is, I'm trying to say it nicely, but this is like hood basketball where lots of trash talking happens. And John Morant's asking his buddies, like, should I fuck this guy up? Should I fuck this guy up? His buddies, of course, say, yes, yes, you should beat up this 17-year-old. So he does. He beats the fuck out, like he beat him down, apparently. Now, this 17-year-old's not innocent. He was like an asshole talking shit, like giving as good So he does. He beats the fuck out. Like he beat him down. Apparently now this 17 year old is not innocent. He was like an asshole talking shit, like given as good as he got until

the fist started getting thrown. And then it turns out the professional athlete was way better at fighting. And, uh, yeah, so he's beating up, I want to say children for effect, 17 year old. Um, he's holding guns on Instagram. he's perhaps pointing guns at the opposing team poor kyle's suffering and uh um he looks like he's in a lot of trouble the best athletes such pieces of shit they're not all about lebron james breaks the mold dude there's something i don't know about lebron i think he might be white i think that he might be white. I think that he might be... I'll look into it. He might be wearing a bodysuit or something. He's got the rap sheet of a white man. Low-key, he plays hockey.

He married his high school sweetheart. There's not nearly as much drama in the hockey community. Y'all beat the shit out of me. That's because y'all... You know what? I have it on good authority. The hockey player's getting fights all the time. That's true.

They do get in fights often. Real fights. That's the other thing. No one can take that away. The thing about hockey, no other sport do you see people walking around. You don't see a pitcher out there missing fucking teeth. You kidding me? If anything, he's got caps, right?

His veneers. There's no fucking way that he'd like be wearing a like missing four-piece like clip that in there like because last year so and so knocked him out no that shit doesn't happen our fights are like awkward they don't know how to do it hockey is the only sport i can think of off the top of my head where it's like dang a lot of these guys seem like they really trained like for combat as as for, you know, handling the puck or skating. Have you seen the movie Eight Mile with Eminem? Of course.

I have, yes. There's a scene in there where they do these rap battles and Eminem takes down his opponent by like, he's like, you're acting like you're gangster, but your parents are still married. You went to boarding school. You did this. You wear eyes. And they're playing it. I saw a YouTube video. They're playing that.

And then they're showing John Moran showing his parents have a real nice marriage yeah rhymes clarence marriage they're uh they're showing like b-roll of java rants parents loving each other him in boarding school and shit like that to that song it's like why would you be embarrassed by that like dude like like the other thing is the thing to be embarrassed by like the other thing yeah like pretending like if you grew up like with like like happy like like why do you look at the people who didn't and why why are you listening to clearly somebody's in his ear like ah you're not a real ninja you never had to like creep around in the shadows and throw shuriken like ninjas do real name is clarence and i could keep that going for a while that's no um he's uh he i hope he gets in a lot of trouble because i enjoy that um when when

basketball players like ruin their fucking lives um over silly shit i yeah oh his real name was silly i saw it earlier today yeah looks like it's temetrius yeah yeah yeah it's or is it temetrius i thought it was termetrius it was like stupid it looks like temetrius i believe you i'm gonna that's a world in warhammer i'm not good at new words yeah oh he did it for me it's a dark world of demetrius yeah so anyway apparently this guy's a bit of a pretender in terms of his gangster cred and now he's living up to it i guess he's not living up to it well now that he's taken down that mouthy 17 year old and shown a gun on instagram living the life bro and he like threatens to beat up other nba players and stuff too like on the court and most of them are like

bro like he's not big and strong i mean probably compared to me he is but compared to the other nba players he's more of a crafty uh agile guy well let's. Something awful happens to him on or off the court. Nope. Let's pray it. Wow. You're starting right now. I just did a little quick one. Look down at the

dark lord. Say what's up. Do you ever do that? Just fire one out just in case? A real quick prayer. I wonder what happens to him. God? No, not to God. To John Morant. I think God's probably on his own schedule.

I wonder who went first. That draft class was super strong. Everyone wanted Zion Williamson, this generational athlete. It turns out the guy's so heavy, he was busting up his own ankles and knees and feet and whatever um and then john moran was like the consolation prize but he would have gone first in most drafts he just happened to be in zion's draft now they're both looking like problems who went i can't understand that like like wouldn't you be a minding your p's and

q's kind of guy having your own private parties and shit. You're coming across a little white, just saying. You know, I always like to boil things down, like the whole way I drink alcohol, right? It's like, let's skip to the part where we get what we want, right? Like, alright, so you like to go to clubs and wave guns. What is that accomplishing? Like, he needs a therapist, is what he needs.

Like, what are you accomplishing by that? Like, well, I'm letting everybody know I'm the head ninja and that way I get all the pussy and nobody fucks with me. Are you saying that pussy and respect is what you're after? Well, hell yeah. All right. This is a prostitute. And here's your Instagram page.

Just read. That's it. All right. Thank you, Kyle. What are you good at? Free throws? Dunking? Post a video of that.

Boom. Look at this. Now we have positive responses. Skip the part where we need to hang out with gangsters. Help me understand this, Demetrius. You're famous for waving guns around on social media. No, I'm in the NBA. All right, let's pursue this.

Let's pursue this. NBA. Basketball. You're a basketball player. Basketball player. Basketball videos. We could get him in there. This NBA basketball, you're a basketball player, basketball, basketball videos. That's good. Like we can,

we can get them in there. We need, he just needs Mr. Demetrius needs to talk to us. It just sounds like a piece of shit. Um, so he's a one piece of shit. Did you guys see the,

so they have this training facility down here in Atlanta. Um, they call it cop city. Um, what they're, they're, they're building it. It's a big,

big area. I don't know how many acres it's proposed to be liberals. Hate it Cop City. They're building it. It's a big, big area. I don't know how many acres it's proposed to be. The liberals hate it. Yeah, don't imagine they're building a police department. They're building like, let me close this window. This dog's being annoying. Can you hear him? It's probably loud.

It's got like a Baskin Robbins and like a whole town for cops. I saw the window that the liberals broke, and it looked like a strip mall. But I think Kyle's about to set me straight oh all those like uh the antifa people like yeah and firebombs and shit you know a bunch of basty skin skinny skinny fat hundreds broke the windows no so kyle's right there oh and they so most of them most of them are the vast majority are from out of state. They're Antifa. That's that's literally like, you know, getting their lunches paid for and shit. They showed a thermal image from from pretty high up in a drone.

I didn't take the time to count them all. They arrested like 25 and detained 33 or something. Rough numbers. I saw at least 150 in the in the video. And I mean, they mean their therm it's not like do they do it again or this is from last this is from like yesterday or when they had the huge clash and they arrested all of them and then they're going they're on fox news they've got their fucking mug shots up going through all of their backgrounds and like what where they're from

what nationality they are how they got here who's paying them um it's good stuff i'm out of date then yeah because i'm going didn't they like burn a car and break the windows or something in a protest in february they burnt in february though i think it was one car that's what i'm looking at i don't think i've ever seen like one of those i'm talking about the day before yesterday one car yeah yeah so i'm on the wrong topic so so yeah. So they burnt down like trailers and excavating equipment. Like, you know, those big expensive yellow tractors that do shit. And there's lots of them kind of running around on the property. The video, it doesn't make it look scary because, you know, they're them.

And they're like having a hard time running through the grass. Like the ground's a little mucky down here because it's like i've been telling you how much it rains yeah you have and uh today was beautiful i rode my bike for about an hour but but but for the most part it's been gross anyway um they've arrested like a couple dozen of these guys that the uh the pictures are great there's this one guy on fox news i can't remember his name but he's particularly nasty he like goes picture to picture and like she's got a background and as a dance instructor huh and she's a very fat girl he goes i wonder what kind of dance that's the job i want not even tangentially it's all right, for the next hour, we're roasting the Antifa.

Like, he stops short. This person's not worried about bread lines. Looks like they're feeding them well down there, I see. He's just being, like, a little unnecessarily mean. But they're charging them all with domestic terrorism which I love see I hate the cops I don't want there to be a cop city

and it's great that they burn that stuff down just on principle it could be a tourist attraction but there's nothing I hate more than these people so it's these fucking road blockers they they're the worst i the reason i like them being charged for domestic terrorism is because i feel like that's what they that's what they do to the other side too right like the capital the january 6th stuff that

insurrection shit yeah they charge them with that they charge them with insurrection domestic terrorism things like that i. And they're guilty. I saw the footage. Fuck Carlson. He's lying. I saw a video. I don't know what Carlson said, but I watched a video yesterday where two Capitol policemen escorted the man with the horns

through the building, past half a dozen other cops. Their excuse was they didn't want to get into altercation or something, but they walked past half a dozen of their. Their excuse was they didn't want to get into an altercation or something, but they walked past half a dozen of their buddies at one point. They could be like, Hey! Jim! Bob! Steve! Harry! Ted!

Mark! This guy's trouble! Let's all eight of us restrain him. You can't just go assuming police can win an 8v1. The QAnon shaman's a in a federal prison and i would be i would be like hey you guys saw the part where the cops walked me in right like i i really didn't feel like i was i knew i wasn't being a good guy but

i didn't think i was being a four years in federal prison kind of criminal because the cops were like, yeah, right down there, sir. Yeah, Mr. Miss Pelosi might be lurking in any corner. Yeah. Yeah, that was a wild. I had not seen that. But you're right. They escorted him in. It's not exactly entrapment, but it seems adjacent to it.

Like we're saying a score. The footage I saw saw they were following him but obviously not stopping him yeah they were walking like the one i saw they're walking very close to yeah like they're yeah yeah they're not in pursuit of that guy that is they are escorting him to where he's headed like that right i feel like they're almost guides like i feel like he's whispering like out of the corner of his mouth this way they're not in hot pursuit like they're almost guides. I feel like he's whispering out of the corner of his mouth, this way? He has a flag. They're not in hot pursuit,

and they're certainly not going, now this painting, sir, you'll love the history here. To me, maybe they could argue they were keeping an eye on him, but they certainly didn't do anything to stop him. Just do zip tie him or something. I feel like at this part, if I'm him, then I feel like I'm still on public property or something because no one's laying... I don't know.

I'll be asking questions. Hey, this is chill, right? What I'm doing right now, America and all? I wonder what the scene was like where he got in. If you're there as they take the riot shields off the police and bust the bulletproof glass out of the paint. Yeah, did you come through there? You see the guy on the right?

He knows he's doing wrong. This is what I asked for. This is perfect, Zach. Thank you, Zach. He must have walked in with this crowd, but kind of... Did he bust through windows on the right? What is happening here?

Yeah, they came through those windows on the right. That's where they were breaking through. Well, you can see these people coming from the door and those two guys clearly came through the window there. Yeah, good times. I forgot about this. It's good to go back and refresh every now and then. I don't care at all.

I wish they burned the thing down. That would have been pretty sick. Then we could have a nicer one. A better one! No, I hated it. Have you been there before? No, I've never been there. I don have been pretty sick. Then we could have a nicer one. A better one! No, I hated it. Have you been there before? No, I've never been there. You think you ever will? No.

The parking were better. If I could drive up and park in front of it and check it out, I'd be happy to. I want to pull all the way up on the steps in my truck. Yeah, like if it was as easy as going to Home Depot, then I totally would do it. But I bet you have to park four blocks away.

Like a rock. Like a rock. That was on every truck commercial in the mid-2000s. What is this circle on his waist? As far as I know, he stole a fire detector and walked around. That looks like he's holding a megaphone. and walked around that looks like uh that looks like he's holding a you know what that looks like to me like i don't know what that is a megaphone

yeah it looks like he's holding the the back end of a megaphone you can even see like a pistol grip at the bottom of it yeah that's what yeah see i don't think this this building isn't for us though this is this building is is is for those um nancy pelosi fucking skeleton people who rule the world to like hang out in. They don't consider that public property. I don't think they hang out there. No, I think Nancy Pelosi's office is sick in there. I think that was the whole point. She was there, right?

I think they hang in there a lot. They not escorted her out. Evacuated her out, kind of. I don't think the offices are sick. Yeah, I didn't want Trump to overthrow the US government and become the i you know i don't want i didn't want trump to overthrow the u.s government become the emperor or anything don't don't get me wrong but like at no point of that did i feel like something that was great was being sullied you know like

i don't like seeing american flags burn for example but seeing the american the the capital building uh be be stomped around in by by those folks it was like i couldn't care less see i was different i bet the emotions i got by watching them like bust in there take over prevent the next president from being and will delay the next president from being ratified it was probably similar to what other people feel when they see the flag being burnt see i would have felt that it was a foreign people's but i feel like those people paid their taxes probably more than most and it's like like them going in there what seemed lesser to me than when i see like groups go burn a dollar store down it's like that ain't your dollar store like that is you're so right like there's it's much more upsetting dude it's it's what i hate

it way more seeing people like burn down some normal dude's business and destroy normal people's neighborhoods than like oh a police station or you know this you know government building just viscerally emotionally seeing a government building get fucked with does not do to me when it's like oh that was someone's livelihood someone's family is like destroyed now like someone has to move now because of this. And the Capitol building just doesn't mean anything to me. I'll tell you what, I would feel different if they defaced the Lincoln

monument or whatever, where he's sitting there in the chair. I wouldn't care for that. They put an eyepatch on it. An eyepatch is funny, but if you blew it up... They spray painted it. Or... You'd be free now! Yeah, they went, they like,

What did Bart Simpson do? Behead? He sawed the whole head off of the hat saw. I wouldn't stand for that. Dude, I bet you know someone has thought of doing it, like stealing Lincoln's head. That would be a paper. I would watch that movie.

I would watch that movie. Like Jeremiah Springfield, just like the Simpsons. The scary part is you'd have to use explosive charges would be a paper i would watch that movie i would watch that movie like jeremiah springfield just like the simpsons the scary part is you have to use explosive charges to get that head off just right so no just charge the charges they would put on you would be just so scary when you read them on the piece of paper how big is that statue i've never i've never been there to see it nor have i but i am i imagine it as like i don't know as tall as like a big like a truck turned on its front like like i imagine is like big like like the emperor of mankind oh wow bigger than that it's 169 to 192 feet tall depending on bedrock surface

so okay where do the people stand oh bedrock this is that statue of liberty bullshit where they count the pedestal they're measuring from the center of the earth or something start where I stand the total height including foundation it's like measuring your dick starting at your spleen the tripods

oh wow I'm confused the tripods height is 11 feet the building is 79 what the fuck i'm very confused did you get something perfect better than me well you know we're right here oh okay yeah yeah i was looking at perspective shot this is exactly what i imagined like i pictured a truck standing on a great not terrible no but but but like well done and like like detailed right look at the robes flowing in the back. That's pretty nice. Look at the pillars, the Corinthian pillars. This looks classy.

This is pretty dope. I'm proud of this. Yeah, this is good. What that list of, I don't know, things back there on that wall are, those words. Those should be the names of the people who died in the... I imagine it being the Constitution or something similar. It's a list of John Adams' grievances.

I don't think the Constitution's that long. They put it twice. Fuck. That's a lot of text over there. I thought it was going to be the names of the dead of the Civil War, maybe. I don't feel like they were keeping excellent track of that, maybe.

And there's no way that could... If you're in the Army, they write your name down. 600,000 people. I think 600,000 men died, right? It's Lincoln's second inaugural address and the Gettysburg Address. That's what's written on the side. Did you guys have to memorize that?

Yeah. I memorized the Gettysburg Address, and I remember, even at the time, being like, who cares about any of this? More than 10 years ago, our fathers brought forth in this continent a new nation conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. I don't know. I'm impressed with what you have already. If I could get started on the next stanza or whatever, I could probably roll through it.

Next stanza. I'm impressed. I learned it. I started forgetting it as I was reciting 8th grade I think that was 8th grade now we are engaged did I get you any farther? in a great

civil war testing whether that nation or any nation conceived and so dedicated can long endure it's pretty long it was a waste of time I remember memorizing it it was a waste of time i did i remember memorizing it well it was literally just like time eaters you need to memorize this why i think it's indoctrination i always felt bad about the pledge of allegiance every day i added that shit in the 50s or 60s or

something the god part felt bad the god part well i just just felt like listening to 30 kids chant it in like synchronized every morning with your hand on your heart, pledging allegiance to the country. I don't know how I feel now. I'm a little confused. But at the time, 17-year-old me was like this. I feel like the nation should earn my loyalty instead of me pledging it blindly chanting in this group you know you know what i would say as your teacher son your nation earned your loyalty long ago and that's what you'll learn here inside these walls that are provided for you now crawl now put your hand over your fucking heart woody there you go yeah or you get detention detention Detention? Oh no.

I just remember I'm going to suss this out right now. No commies in Mr. Gaines class. I fought in Korea. My homeroom teacher was named Mr. Dull. And he loved the blood and veins. But I'm pretty shut when it comes down

to mathematics. And then he turns around. He taught history Did he always go, but I'm pretty shut when it comes down to mathematics. And then he turns around. Did he ever pull that one out? He taught history. And I remember once he told us a story about how he was running with the cross-country coach. And he said that the cross-country coach just effortlessly glided and made him look slow. And he was breathing heavy like a porn star.

And we all thought it was the greatest story ever oh so just just a little too much in history class i'm huffing and puffing like a jamaican midget over there it's like what the fuck are you watching? What do you watch? Mr. Dull. I'm like, God, at most, it's the mid-80s now. I don't know where you're getting access. Yeah, yesterday's history. I had one good history teacher ever who actually made me interested in, like, ancient history. And I would enjoy going to his class. It was my freshman year of high school. And I could tell he enjoyed the topics and everything and had fun talking about it.

Every other. high school and i could tell he enjoyed the topics and everything and had fun talking about it every other i remember i don't know how your guys high school and middle school and everything but i feel like i went through american history four times oh there's not that much american history it's pretty short and i remember dreading american history because it'd be like okay so it's gonna be slavery and then world war ii again and that's all of american history taylor you're looking at the wrong way i would walk into my fourth year of american history and be like i already got like a c plus in this course final study year three of american history and you're like yeah i got most of the wars down you're gonna teach us the same shit every year i gotta get caesar better 1776 idiot i'm not paying attention like no i like that because like history was

boring instead of doing sixth and seventh uh grades i just watched the history channel for two years and all they cover is the civil war and world war ii and and that stuff so like when i got back i had i had done nothing but history so it was like yeah yeah i know all this stuff but you know nothing else really yeah you know a little bit about ancient aliens oh i knew so much that that did not go over well in civics no no i learned a lot about hunting crocodiles and uh what is it the fuck they hunt alligators locally? What was that show? There was Swamp Boys

or something. Maybe. There was one where they caught alligators. They just shot them in the head with a.22 and drug them in the boat. That's a big old gator right there. Yes, sir. But the alligators were still alive and they'd go up and they'd have to

if i remember it wasn't like a shotgun it like it was a gun that you activated by pushing the front like you bang it on the i remember multiple teams i remember like swamp people i was so close there was so so you would so what what the way the show was set up is is i guess they get tags it's like all right you can kill five gatos. You'd follow gatos. You'd follow five groups of guys or girls who make their living getting gatos

and filling their tags. One of them had a push gun, but some of them would have pistols and.22 rifles and stuff. They had a whole... It was just two hillbillies in a boat who were going to get them. Did they ever shoot the boat? I would love that.

It wouldn't be a big deal if you did. It wouldn't? It seems like a big problem. I mean, if you're like, Mayday, Mayday, we're going down. We're surrounded by helicopters. Mayday, Mayday, we're going down. Probably paddle right over there. Put your finger on the hole, Cher!

Dude, I love the way they talk like i spent 10 minutes watching a video of some guy who was either faking an accent or was so deep from louisiana that it didn't even make sense and i just watched him make like gator nibblings where he like in a giant vat and like the way they i i you know when you hear an accent you can't tell if like you're being put on like when he was going out and he said you need to take the uh gato bitch you told him right in there right in there folks uh look at that look at that oh right there right there and it's like what there's no way that after this is done you went oh goodness gracious joseph well there was a damn good episode of the show. Damn good. That was some real, real good GameBots. Ooh, load it.

That's just no fucking way. I like that Cajun accent. Every time I go down there, when I find somebody who actually sounds like that, I'm like, ooh, he's one of them. Can we have dinner at your house? Can you make me some jambalaya? Oh, I love

jambalaya. It's so good. Me too. Yeah, I like that food a lot. It's a nice gumbo. There's a YouTube video of this Cajun chef. His name is Isaac Toombs. And he's got like an eight-minute video on how to make like the perfect – I always get jambalaya and gumbo mixed up. But I think it's gumbo.

It's so good. I copy his recipe every time I make it. It's really fucking good. Gumbo is more like soupy than yeah yeah that's what i'm going for and then i like serve it over rice so it's you know it turns into a whole thing i haven't been down there in years well yeah i haven't been down there in years but i i don't know where i'd want the only good thing is the food the only i hate you don't want the nightlife and all the stink of drunk people vomiting near you? I've smelled urine before.

I don't need to go back. It's just, I don't know. Everybody, like, I've seen people try to make that culture seem like, oh, come check. Like, you ever watch a Zatarain's commercial? You know, that box drive? Zatarain's. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And you're, like, on the street in New Orleans having a good time.

We're having a wonderful time with Zatarain's. What is Zatarain's? It's a rice brand. It's a rice that has New Orleans. But that's what the commercials would be like back in the day. And that's not what it's like down there. It's just like piss and beads and screaming. Piss and beads.

Yeah. You know, horse shit on the ground. and you know a good vacation weird alleyways like if you're gonna vacation to new orleans this would be a good way to do it you go there and you you gorge yourself on food and then you go back to like whatever the nicest hotel in the area and you sleep until you're hungry again and then you go back out you feast on all the is it i guess is this how you uh you would go there literally what i do like like like every time that's like like my friends would go and like go to strip clubs and like get into trouble and stuff like like they just throwing money off the balcony and like like making people fight over in the streets and fucking like getting

in trouble and stuff good i would stay in the fucking hotel room and and have like a lady come to the hotel room not a prostitute but just a lady who wanted to come and uh and and um and and that would be it i refuse to go out on those scary goddamn adventures that they would go go out on because they'd usually come back hurt like like like scott would get in some pick some fight with some giant fucker like there was that time in new mexico where like there's a dent in my bumper and the story involves being rape being threatened upon scott and like beating people up in bathrooms and i don't know how much of it to believe i just know they backed into something while while they were at the bar last night that's what i think might have happened. That whole story they told me about

fighting giants in a parking lot, which is what it came down to. He was huge. I tell you, he was 10 feet tall if he was a foot. Yeah, I think they just backed into another fucking car and ran. That's probably what happened. No, I've never had a good time down there other than the food.

It's just always the food. It's is really good I haven't been to New Orleans you're not missing much I mean it's a ugly shitty place and it's full of ugly shitty people I feel like I should see it you heard it here first folks yeah I mean shitty people and if you

disagree with me that's fine you just have low standards yeah and so go enjoy your your night on bourbon street i bet there's something fun to do on bourbon street people who live in new orleans are like those people who have cats in their house that have been marking for years and they just don't smell it anymore y'all like y'all just don't realize that your your whole city smells of urine yeah just that orange urine urine that's been in a truck stop bathroom for way too long and has turned into something else.

A dehydrated trucker's urine. Yeah, it's got a real thin surface. It's got a film on top now that you dare not disturb. Like an oil slick. Luteinic. I want to talk about it on PKA, but did you guys like the new episode of The Last of us and are you watching the mandalorian i still need to watch the newest last of us i forgot about it okay i watched it so i'd be prepared for this show uh okay i saw it last

night i will be ready by thursday i will not spoil it for taylor um it's good i could see how maybe people who are really good at making a tv show are a little handcuffed by the fact that they're following the video game i'm like oh i can see these scenes like playing out in the video game and they're just doing it better scene for scene but it's like you know the source material is only so good yeah i, I think the pacing shows its flaws a little bit again. I like that we got a villain for an episode. That guy. I wish

we had known... I'm going to be careful not to spoil anything. We got a villain, essentially, but I wasn't sure he was a villain until later on. I liked that about him. It was like, oh, maybe there's two sides to this story There are So fun little

episode and I think it's worth watching Mandalorian is out so now you get to watch I did this last night I went from watching Pedro Pascal save a little white girl to watching him save a little green man like back to back I went straight to the Mandalorian,

same fucking character, fucking being bad-ass. Like, I don't want to spoil the first episode, but there's a big like monster battle immediately. Like it starts with a monster battle with like a whole bunch of Mandalorians versus a monster. So I was like,

all right, this is kind of fun. It was, it was a fun little thing. I have one more episode of Drive to Survive, better call Saul. And then I think we're going to watch Drive to Survive. It's a Formula One thing.

Most dominant athlete in sports right now. Not some hockey pussy. But yeah, Jackie and I, we watch, we follow Formula One. So there's a TV show. I bet we do. She does, dude. She comes to me in the morning with questions about tire management, and I'm like, I don't know.

I'm confused, too. How long before y'all have junior F1 cars, F6 cars, or whatever? We're going to drop the motorcycles and just race go-karts around the neighborhoods? If you traded all your motorcycles in, I bet you'd have a really decent junior race car. And we should just terrorize the subject. You're going to the track. This is your new hobby. You're a race car driver. I really like starting from the garage.

The genuine racist. Racist, I get it. We rode motorcycles today. It was a good time. She's killing it on this Grom of hers. It's fun. That's good. I was worried when she didn't start it off on roughly.

Yeah, yeah. With the surgery. You know? And as someone who also started off roughly. You're more durable. You know what, what though i bet the difference between your accidents was just the durability of the rider oh i didn't feel a thing with that i i'm just i i don't have like the best stuff but man that it was kind of nice to fall

that fast and feel how safe i am in that shit at like low speed collisions and stuff as long as nothing hits me like i feel pretty good going down like like you fall and you're like man would i fall on like gym mats or something like you just had it in all the right places it was really nice yeah motorcycle padding is pretty advanced i'm sure kyle knows this there's this stuff is it like a non-newtonian fluid where like it's flexible padding but when you hit it really hard it's like almost like football pads like a hard plastic i don't even know if my stomach does that but that sounds cool so it's good stuff i always wear my gear you pretty much it's pretty hard to catch me not in full gear yeah yeah it was really pretty today um it was the nicest it might have been

the nicest day of the year so far um they finally fixed that hole in my yard that's been leaking water um this uh they finally sent a black plumber and that motherfucker got down in that mud hole i had a mud hole in my yard this you could like fall in like feet feet feet deep and four feet wide across pay for water yeah but i'm not paying for this part like i'm you know not lately i haven't been. I'm like, this is what the water bill used to be. I'll pay that. I'm not paying $1,800 a month of water or whatever it's been coming to.

It's just been going for months down the road. But he got out there and he dug around in a rainstorm. I'm like peeking through. I don't want to go out there because he might want something. Can I get a towel nah you'd ruin it can I get just can you get me just a $5

foot long front I don't make those anymore with a notepad taking down his order spicy mustard no no no the, no. The regular. No, if you don't mind, just an Arby's beef and cheese.

I wish I could get over Arby's beef being so nasty. It is terrible. It's time, right? It is time to eat. Time to munch, boys. PKN 440.