Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 33 - Picky Boys Podcast #432

Episode Date: July 12, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 all right welcome back to the picky boys it's time for everyone's favorite would you rather it's been two months actually technically because we did the mount rushmore now that i'm thinking about it i was wrong about when this comes out this is out the 12th oh so we're racing we could be racing we could be racing right now i forgot because yours is coming out this is a week later that's why i'm wearing this because i'm racing right now racing right now so this is the 12th so we're possibly it'd be up to the generation right now also check if we're checking for live regeneration regeneration i think you meant generosity your generosity that you keep regenerating every time we do something like this gentrification yeah i don't think that's right no
Starting point is 00:00:38 okay possibly we are day 10 11 12 3 3 3 yeah we would have two sleeps so it's day three it's like two nights one day yeah yeah it's confusing which also i think we have a big special guest today yes it's very possible actually but um twitch.tv slash the picky boys what should we have them say because i'm not gonna remember this uh let's do uh uh triscuits like oh gosh i really wish you guys had triscuits yeah or like you guys should use triscuit or like no it's way funnier when they when we point it to danny because while danny's racing he's like why do they keep saying that i was just about this i was just about to point it towards shaz now that feels unfair he's not even here they say they just say like like chas when did you
Starting point is 00:01:29 fall in love with triscuits what is the goaded triscuit flavor triscuits are the worst cracker i love that so much all right so twitch.tv slash the picky boys if we're still alive if we're still racing and chas is there just what was it what was the line write this in the chat When did you fall in love with Triscuits? Or just like ask him about why Triscuits are his favorite snack. Whatever way you want to ask that. As Chaz's teammate. I'm not going to remember this at all.
Starting point is 00:02:00 As Chaz's teammate, I will only allow this to go on for a maximum of two hours. Because this is going to fuck with him. I already know. I'm like, I've never had a Triscuit. Put your mic in front of you. Sorry, I was trying to show the thing. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, what's it called?
Starting point is 00:02:15 Oh, my God. Yeah. So, Chaz, when did you fall in love with Triscuits? And then when he's like, what are you talking about? Just like, all right, go to Triscuit. Like, I don't like Triscuits. That's going to be so good. I'm going to forget that.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Oh, boy. This is way too far. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm going to forget that completely. We're filming in advance, getting ready so we don't have to constantly film during the card-a-thon. Because someone's going on vacation.
Starting point is 00:02:39 It's because we're literally doing something. We're literally doing something. We're literally doing something. I will be back from vacation. I'm on vacation. No, it doesn't make any sense. twitch.tv slash the picky boys get in there say what's up um check on the vibes we're gonna need good vibes probably we go for a while so true it is a would you rather episode yes uh can i start
Starting point is 00:02:59 by the way because i think maybe me and antonio have maybe we do the same one and i want to see if we do maybe we don't so i started with one that's been going around a lot and i have a little bit of of a alteration to it it's been making the rounds yeah yeah yeah so would you rather go to jail for three years or until your mom beats elden ring i've seen this yeah okay i have this i was gonna i was gonna ask it i'm gonna scrap it from the record i have a question do either of your moms know what elden ring is no got it they know she knows what video games are does that help that's a start it's a start that's a start because there are moms who don't when's the last time she picked up a controller i think she played mario kart with me and my sisters and
Starting point is 00:03:41 brothers maybe two years ago does that help i'm asking does it help you i don't know the original one i was five years i have five five oh my god the original one was like five like five years in jail or until your mom beats elden ring all right so here my answer for this is is i'm i'm hitting the slammer i'm going to the slam you're not even gonna give your mom a chance are you going to the slammer are you are you giving your mom a shot to be clear if my mom takes longer than five years I'm still in jail, right? It's until she beats it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:12 So you're going to the slammer either way here for at least a few days. How good is your mom? I'm just saying, like, in general, there's no way to avoid jail time here. No. I'll pick my mom if she knows what it is. Okay, you want to ask her? I'm going to call her. So how are you going to frame this question?
Starting point is 00:04:33 Mom, do you know what Elden Ring is? I feel like that was... It's like, Mom, I'm going to jail. while i'm going to jail i'm gonna need you he's not gonna pick up so i already lost i'm already going to jail for five years please your call has you just doubled your sentence because now i'm just going to jail going to jail danny could your mom beat elden ring i have very little faith the last time my mom picked up a game controller it was a vr headset and she immediately threw it at the tv wow cracked the whole thing in half but uh hold on oh got a call back hello what's up
Starting point is 00:05:11 neil yeah oh where's mom uh she is right here what's up all right so i'm filming for the picky boys okay and neil i wanted you to neil's my uh younger brother i wanted you a part of this question. Mom, do you know what Elden Ring is? Are we talking about like sci-fi movies? Got it. Okay. That's already a bad start. Okay. Neil, you're next to her? Yes, I am. Neil, would you rather go to jail for five years or you're in jail until mom beats Elden Ring? What would you rather do? Oh, is it a game? It's a video game? Yeah, you got it. do you really think she'll take five years to beat that video game oh you think she'll take less than five oh what is it a fantasy computer game you gotta stop asking questions you gotta
Starting point is 00:06:04 stop asking questions i'll take the jail time all right thank you love you both thank you oh man i've always been a gamer but i don't understand neil goes no mom it's different you heard him it's a it's a different it's a very hard how about neil download it and have her play for like the like a couple hours all right is it like a final fantasy game please stop asking you can't do final fantasy that's just pick i could never complete it but that's just too hard you don't even have to do anything in final fantasy you just pick an action and it does it for you oh not when i used to play i'm talking about at least a decade ago no that's not that far ago i think i played a decade ago all right thank you i think i'm going to jail yeah it's a
Starting point is 00:06:51 life science bro all right thanks neil all right bye might have your might have to choose jails you're in trouble you're in a little bit of trouble um i like the confidence honestly i think there's an angle here of like if neil could coach her through it maybe you'd do that because there are builds in elden ring to make it very easy but easy for a mom i don't know so she's have you ever played elden ring no i have not either so i don't even really know how hard it is i know it's like notoriously hard dude i thought it would be really funny and i was going to propose this to danny if he did like how the streamers do it where you can't end stream until you beat elden ring i just want the danny to do it it's it's a long game it's not a short game i i think i'm trusting my
Starting point is 00:07:39 mom here really oh i think i think that a mother's love and and require like like uh will to get me out of jail like if you practice video games for two years straight you're not even playing elden ring yet like you'll get decently okay at video games yeah but if your strategy is if she's gonna play two years anyway to not play a single game of elden ring that's a bad plan well i know but i would say that i mean that's just like that's just more of an example but i think that within five years three years i would have taken jail time within five years i think three years is basically like the mark that's how long it would take her yeah just like good just like a couple like a year or two of just like getting the bearings and then finally just like complete
Starting point is 00:08:23 she doesn't have to like you know not get hurt or die right so so she just she just has to beat it she could be coached and look up how to play and all that stuff like it's not just she's in a room oh god so she's in jail now no i meant i meant i meant like i meant like her she can't learn can't coach or look shit up or um no i mean if you could do all that then probably lessen it it's still it's still it's still it's a notoriously difficult game i i think it's a little overhyped how difficult it is but for a mom it might as well be infinity difficult yeah yeah but so my follow-up question would be i'm curious let's say it's still three years what if we said
Starting point is 00:09:04 Super Mario 64 are you picking mom or jail time three years oh she'll be fine okay what about like Halo 3 Legendary oh man I think shooter is actually probably one of the lower categories
Starting point is 00:09:21 of she can beat this I think shooting games are tremendously hard for people who have no grasp of video game interface okay sorry I agree with you I thought you were saying lower difficulty you're seeing lower chance of lower chance of her beating it yeah because elder ring you don't have to aim yeah you just kind of it's all lockdown combat like shooting games are very hard like
Starting point is 00:09:40 unless you kind of know it it's hard to grasp wow but so you'd rather your mom take a crack at elden ring than halo 3 legendary campaign yes but halo 3 is just shorter yeah you could beat it in a night bro that's true it's just shorter there's no way i'd rather my mom play elden ring than halo 3 legendary all the skulls on i know ball uh we'll say no the big four are on no no that never mind no it's impossible one of the skulls is just like anytime you die you restart the mission yeah you can't you can't do that yeah that's what i think part of this is also because i've never played elder ring but i have unfortunately been dragged along into halo 3 legendary and i was not good at it at all yeah so it feels harder to me how about you do a live
Starting point is 00:10:23 stream where not to beat the whole thing because that might take a week but like you play until or until a thousand deaths or something no i'd love i'd love to do like one day just like a like a week long like i can't leave this room until we play elder rank that'd be so fun that'd be so it i i wouldn't also i think you guys have oh i i i get i get underestimated constantly for my gaming ability like jason definitely thinks there's no way i could i could beat i could beat it at all maybe he might think that jason do you think danny could do one of his little yeah do Jason, do you think Danny could beat Elden Ring in a week if he streams it 24-7? Just pop it up.
Starting point is 00:10:59 No. No, he can't. No, of course he can't. I think it checks bigger. It's just like this. You've got to pause it and zoom it in. Now it's just going to be over your face the entire time. How many hours in a week?
Starting point is 00:11:10 162 or something? I have no idea. How many hours? Do the math real quick. Seven times 24. I'm going to say you could get 14 in a day because you need sleep, you need to eat, and you need like a break here and there. A half hour maybe. so he's gotta go watch his movies i don't know what he's gonna do i i think honestly danny i
Starting point is 00:11:27 would be if i had to put money on it i would put the house on you being able to beat it in a week i love that shit i would i would as long as you want to look up stuff yeah i can look up like a build right sure sure i mean yeah i've i'll bet money you want to bet money sure i'll bet money i'll bet against you and you better not let me down we're gonna have to make we're gonna have We're going to have to, you know, you know me. I need my confidence circumstance. You're going to need a set. I'm going to need a little, yeah, I'm going to need a set.
Starting point is 00:11:56 I'm probably going to need maybe a knight costume or something like that. You could have all that. But then you can't go see your movies, though. You've got to be on stream. No, I understand that. All right, fine. I'll make a set for you. Honestly, that might be the biggest draw for me to beat it as soon as possible.
Starting point is 00:12:08 So you go see a movie? I've got to see the movies for the week. You've got to see the movies. Literally next week, those movies will still be there. It's a long game, Danny. It's long. You're not seeing movies that week. that's fair
Starting point is 00:12:18 I would love to do that write in the comments if you want to see that happen I would love to do that alright let's do it then oh god that's gonna be so funny um I got one
Starting point is 00:12:27 that was alright that was a good one I got one from our discord I have a simple one from our discord and a complicated one from our discord what should we start with
Starting point is 00:12:35 let's do a simple one I feel like we just we just went for a little while okay simple one from our discord you can join at patreon.com slash freaky boys
Starting point is 00:12:41 by the way beautiful community in there love that would you rather always have wet sleeves or always have wet socks. Two deeply unpleasant sensations. For some reason, when I pictured sleeves,
Starting point is 00:12:55 it was only kind of... Yeah, like right here. It was only here. But is it the whole thing, technically? I think it's like elbow down. Like, it's like this kind of... It's like you accidentally were doing the dishes too much and you're...
Starting point is 00:13:06 Yeah. And if I have short sleeves, it's just the whole thing? Yeah, I'd say that. I think that's fair. That sucks. But wet socks is just a nightmare. And I'm guessing I can't avoid it by... No, because you could not wear a shirt, right?
Starting point is 00:13:19 I don't have to always wear a shirt. Yes, you can not wear a shirt or you can not wear socks, I guess. Yeah, but I feel like it's so much easier. This guy doesn't wear socks anymore. I'm not wearing them right now. The thing is, I always wear socks with Crocs. Yeah, because you are appropriately mannered. And because my feet are always wet anyway.
Starting point is 00:13:36 I thought he was going to jump on that. No, you're trying to rage bait me? Yeah, I thought I was trying to rage bait you. You want me to get angry? I'll get angry. I was trying to rage bait a little bit. No, I think that you have to go sleeves here because the thing about sleeves is if they're wet, at least at the end of the day when you take your shirt off, your arms aren't, like, white and wrinkly. That's what happens to your feet, bro. It's awful.
Starting point is 00:13:55 They look like they're half. You're going to get trench foot. What's that? You're scaring me. Trench foot is a thing. This is Danny's lesson about things he knows nothing about. um trench foot is a thing i think something i term popularized in world war one where if you if you get your feet wet in like a boot or your sock or whatever and walk around
Starting point is 00:14:19 eventually it causes like a fungus perhaps oh i already have that oh that's he does have that okay he does i don't think you have trench foot this is like a bad this is worse no he's got he's got the new thing they call it which is like disgusting athlete's foot gotcha yeah but i'm not a little different right that's why i said like because athletes would be like oh he's an athlete, he has athlete's foot. When you're not an athlete, it's like he has disgusting foot. From what I think I know, trench foot can make you lose your foot.
Starting point is 00:14:45 That's how bad it is. Okay, I don't have that. Do you remember when JT almost lost his leg? I do remember that. JT, we were playing softball, and JT played in shorts, slid to second base or third base, whatever. Let's call it a triple. Slid to third base, cut up his entire calf, didn't go to the doctor,
Starting point is 00:15:01 was limping. What'd they say when you finally went? When I went, they sent me to the ER because I just went to... probably urgent care or something yeah and they gave me the big the biggest scare of my life maybe and said you might lose your leg because it's clearly infected they said if the infection has reached the bone because um they were using a hammer and tapping the bone and it was hurting a lot they said if the infections reach the bone you might lose your life to be clear this isn't um oh jt slid he woke up in the next morning oh my leg really hurts went to the doctor jt what
Starting point is 00:15:31 two weeks later when you thought it was healing on its own how far did you wait well there was a lot of dirt in the cut so i kind of had to wait a few days for the dirt to get out of there before uh i could make any real decisions yeah you gotta shake it out the dirt it took you three days yeah something like that to get dirt out well i couldn't tell what was blood and scab and what was just dirt that i couldn't get out of the my leg so it was kind of hard it was it was a murky decision i couldn't tell what was going on in my leg but there was time he was limping around like Dude, there's something wrong with the leg. Did you try all the home remedies, like hydrogen peroxide?
Starting point is 00:16:10 Yeah. A little Neosporin, perhaps. Hydrogen peroxide. I'm not kidding. I thought he was going to say, what's that? No, no. You know what's wild? The hydrogen peroxide, I feel like it doesn't hurt, but it looks like it should.
Starting point is 00:16:23 It hurts me. It hurts. It doesn't hurt at all. It just bubbles up. It goes. It doesn't stay when it does. No. That might be how deep the cut is.
Starting point is 00:16:30 No, no, no, no, because I've used it on other cuts. rubbing alcohol hurts more than anything in the world on a cut but hydrogen peroxide just goes it definitely bubbles sometimes if it's if it's not that deep but if it's deep a little bit i have to go like i'm a man there's definitely a sting involved it feels like nothing to me it feels like a water i don't know and that's not me being a tough guy because rubbing alcohol i could cry and scream from the pain i never put rubbing alcohol on my cut i don't know why i'm not just No, I'm not just pouring it, but if you get a cut and you put it on a paper towel and wipe it down to disinfect it. Isn't that hydrogen peroxide?
Starting point is 00:17:05 Isn't that rubbing alcohol? No, I don't believe so. Then why'd you say no if you don't even know what you believe? You don't believe in anything. It sounds different. Hydrogen peroxide. Alcohol is isopropyl something. That sounds right.
Starting point is 00:17:20 What does that mean? Isopropyl. Isopropyl? Isopropyl? i'll take wet sleeves but being in a suit would actually be horrific i'm gonna go wet sleeves as well yeah like being in a hoodie would suck that's a good question from the discord good question from the discord thank you oh my turn my turn um i have well i gotta get rid of the five jail thing did i ask the light switch or bathroom question would you rather have to turn
Starting point is 00:17:48 off the light switch every time someone turns one on or have to follow anyone you're with to the bathroom and wait outside the door until they're done i there's a million clarifications we need on this one what does that light anytime someone turns a light switch on you have to turn it off yeah to the dark yeah and what do you mean anytime like if i'm in a if i'm in this house and someone turns it on upstairs i have to go and turn it off well i feel like i have to see it you have to see it if you walk into a house and the lights are on no one did it right so i can never have light brother if you walk into the house and the light's on you didn't see anyone turn it on oh you have to physically see yeah yeah yeah that's why like you're not just gonna teleport
Starting point is 00:18:32 to everyone who's using the bathroom you have to see them go use the bathroom well i okay okay um oh that seems like it's dude one one seems just frankly rude and the other is kind of creepy so Would you rather be rude or creepy, kind of? I feel like it would be so rude if you turned on the lights and I just went, boop. And we just kept going back and forth. GT, would you stop? I think at that point, we would kind of know. I think the light switch would actually be somewhat easy to live with.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Like, everybody would know this about me. Like, it's just an OCD thing? And say, like, oh, Danny, come down in five seconds. Yeah, Danny, can you close your eyes? And then you turn it on, and then we can live. Okay. It would be annoying to have to. People might live with that, honestly, the OCD thing of light switches.
Starting point is 00:19:19 But it would be like, oh, God. It's like how Jewish people have elevators for the Shabbos where they don't have to press the button. It just goes to every floor. It just goes to every floor. Like we can figure out a workaround to this light switch thing. We're all in the living room, and, you know, it's morning, but it's getting sort of evening. The light's not on yet, and Danny's on the couch like, Danny, earmuffs. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:19:44 We have to turn on the light switch so he's done. We could do that. We could figure that out. We could live like this. The bathroom thing is... But what if we all have it? The bathroom thing is a little weird. Yeah, if every time I went to the bathroom, Danny just got up and I opened the door, he's there.
Starting point is 00:19:58 He's like, what are you doing? Get out of here. Yeah. Were you listening to me? So if you were with a girl, you'd kind of just be standing outside the woman's bathroom and they'd look weirder? Yeah, it's not great. Not a good look. No, it's not a good look.
Starting point is 00:20:10 I think I'll take the light switch thing and hopefully my friends will just learn to live with it. what if you have to find out that that's a thing on its own like you don't know you have it you just do it so it's not you can warn anybody it would take a few tries like what are you stop it what are you doing and you're like i don't i don't know i can't i can't yeah um uh what if it's a public bathroom what does that mean do i have to stand outside of the bathroom or do i have to stand like outside of the stall honestly i'm i'm hoping the bathroom it's way funnier if it's the stall and that would be very scary if if if i'm going to the bathroom and i just see danny's feet are you is your feet facing me or away that's really important to me because
Starting point is 00:20:50 away i was like oh he's guarding me that's nice facing me like actually what are you doing i don't i have no idea you know what i mean the way the shoes are facing is very important to me one's protective one is intrusive yeah yeah i see what you're saying i'm going light switch You want that question even now? The bathroom one is too weird. It's just too weird. It's just weird. I also don't want to hear the bowel movement sounds of people.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Of all your friends. Or someone's a loud pisser. Why'd you say pisser like that? Someone's a loud pisser. All right, fair enough. I think I'm going to go light switch as well. All right. Even though Danny forces us to hear his tummy noises every day anyway.
Starting point is 00:21:34 What the hell does that have to do with anything? I'm not forcing you to stand by it. you're forcing the room to hear it so i can't stop this we can talk about this the echoes bellow through this guy's a fellow it's dr seuss and a poet okay all right here's the next one would you rather have a demon an angel on your shoulders giving you advice for every decision you know this is the classic it's actually a mini demon you and a mini angel you oh can it be me mini but in the costumes yeah of course that's or would you rather be able to see 0.5 seconds into the future?
Starting point is 00:22:12 So kind of a very incredible but also very, I think, useless superpower. I was actually trying to think of scenarios where this superpower would be useful. To be honest, I couldn't really think of anything other than, like, sports. I think you'd be mad good at sports because you could predict every move a little bit. Other than that, I don't know how useful this would be. Half a second's not a lot. I don't know. maybe at some level of sports half a second matters i can't i don't even think in sports
Starting point is 00:22:42 half a second matters too much try to time half a second okay okay just try just try to time half a second ready so do i do i tell you when to stop yeah i'm gonna say go you tell me when to stop okay all right go stop no that was already 0.7 i'm saying well so that again that's what i was thinking of human reaction time is like a quarter second at best that's pretty fast so this doesn't give you a lot of time to do anything actually in baseball it might that's the only i think in baseball i think in fighting like boxing or something sure because you could see the punches coming in baseball half a second but do you just live like constantly yeah can you yeah i don't know half a second or do you like see it and then all of a sudden you have to like i don't know i
Starting point is 00:23:24 don't know yeah how does that work i think you could see it in your mind's eye and i think over time you'd get far better at it right you'd like at first it'd be kind of hard to be focusing on what you're doing and like seeing it but i think if you live with this like after a year you'd be pretty good at like you know using it while living yeah either even but even then even if you get good with it i don't think it's that useful so do you guys want a demon an angel like a conscience or or a superpower no i don't want the demon an angel because the demon's just gonna make really good points it's just gonna make really good points like why are you doing that i'm definitely taking demon and angel that sounds awesome i also awesome it sounds like a big
Starting point is 00:24:07 burden i love the demon and angel i really do i also i think the demon it wouldn't necessarily be like oh he's just telling you to do evil shit i think it would be more like he's trying to get you to do self-serving decisions like come on think about yourself here you know he's not just a just go kill people wait i didn't say i didn't say that this is just a physical manifestation of things that like are already in most people's heads anyway it's like they're you know you have two different decisions one is like not great and one is a little better you know like everybody has that inner dialogue anyway danny says yes they're just two demons like god damn it sorry we couldn't find uh an angel for you but it's like one demon and one like uh what is it called
Starting point is 00:24:48 like an anti-hero kind of like not good but not bad that would be not good that would be very Well, I mean, it depends on which advice I take. I'd still rather take this guy's advice. I don't know how to answer that. It sounds like you're going future. I'm going to turn. Future Sight. No, Future Sight doesn't do anything.
Starting point is 00:25:08 I can't go play baseball now. It's too late. What am I going to crush softball? I can do that now. What's half a second going to do for me? What if it was one second? I might take that. I feel like that's a big difference.
Starting point is 00:25:20 It's an enormous difference. I feel like that's a big difference. I might do one second. not still though i don't know outside of sports that it's that useful anywhere i feel like one second i could like i think that's enough time to where you could you might be able to do magic like i could probably just predict what you're gonna say in a second like the words you come out you say more than a word per second like i might be able to just do things i can't think of everything right now i'm on the spot but i might be able to do i could do things i think
Starting point is 00:25:47 if you got really good at it maybe but like they'd have to literally be on the verge of saying it and then you would say it yeah for some reason i thought about trickery and magic as well like i thought about like now tell me the name of your card like tell me what your card was and then he says it and now i know it already but you'd have to like before he says you'd have to cut them all what about like you do a whole trick yeah yeah i'd have to cut them off what about rock paper scissors on the decision that's a second right i could never lose my never lose so that's what i'm saying it's like there are i can't think of it right now i'm like oh he's taking a power to beat rock resistance no i'm saying i can't think of it but there are seconds enough time
Starting point is 00:26:21 you know i think i might take a second i don't care devil and angel i already have that they burdened me all the time i think the nice thing about the angel is sometimes you are in a situation where you don't know what the right thing to do is and at least you'd have even if that's not the choice you're gonna make at least you'd know what the right thing to do is i think the angel would tell you yeah but it's start getting lazy he would start getting lazy he started failing at his job yeah he started getting lazy the devil get too convincing or worse they agree with each other i'm like what am i supposed to do now now what am i supposed to do oh man a second has now oh here we go has now changed this a little bit like you could potentially like avoid a car crash with a
Starting point is 00:27:03 second notice you know yeah we see now is it is it spider sense or do you have to activate it or is it always there because then you're you're living that's a great question because then you're because in your scenario it's always on so you're driving like i'd miss your high fives now because i don't know like my timing's off yeah oh my god i don't know he's thinking so hard i don't know uh i'm gonna do the devil and the angel i would just like someone to talk to i would just like someone to talk to it's like what do you guys think about life like what's going on over there yeah i like that i'll go the same thing danny all right devil angel for all of us sure why not all right this is the somewhat more complex one okay so these are two options
Starting point is 00:27:48 the first option you could take every bad thing that would happen to you throughout the month and shove it all into the first monday of the month or you could have a magic shield of justice where no matter what happens to you something at exactly the same level on the opposite end of the scale happens to you the next day for example someone bumps into you and spills your coffee right as you go to take the first step and the next day you'll find a ten dollar bill on the sidewalk so it's basically like a karma shield question yes is the shield physical great do i get a real shield i do not believe so it's a magic shield oh i would love a glowing like a glowing blue shield or something yeah and like maybe a spike in the center you have to say karma shield
Starting point is 00:28:32 and the clarification on the monday is that it's not more bad things than usual it's just you can pack all of your bad things into one day that's horrible that does that's not a bonus at all i disagree bro that doesn't sound good at all i mean you have one terrible day and then you are basically no for a fact nothing bad will happen for the rest of the month you can like live then all sunday i'm gonna be anxious about tomorrow because it's all gonna suck also how morbid can i be here i don't know can i morbid dan a little bit or should we wait for peter like what if i was gonna get in a car crash like 28 days from now like and now it zoomed up to monday now i'm injured you know and i'm and that's as not severe as i'll go it's like that's not fun true but then
Starting point is 00:29:15 the next day in the hospital they can't tell you any bad news yeah i guess so i don't know so so that means you've made it out unscathed honestly yesterday no because yesterday we thought you we'd have to take your limbs now you're good bro every monday you need to like think you might be dead you see i didn't even think about it like that if you have like a family member that was gonna pass away this month it's gonna happen on monday and yet i'll be thinking about that like if your house was gonna burn if your house was gonna burn if your house was gonna burn that what i like i like i like to know a little bit before something bad happens but you don't know no you don't know no but i could at least be prepped like i like to be mentally prepped
Starting point is 00:29:57 because or else it comes out of nowhere and then boom fucking to get knocked out you're picking the day sure but that is still coming out of nowhere yeah i know but i can at least mentally prepare myself like tomorrow's gonna suck that's okay danny wakes up danny wakes up tuesday no car house burnt down all this again this is not this is stuff that would have already happened so it's not there is no trade-off all of these things are already happening just at a different time yeah but if i pick that one and my house burns down i just walk into a new house and apparently i get it so so whatever you're saying it doesn't make any sense no yeah the other one had no bonuses it doesn't make any sense what you're saying wait i'm
Starting point is 00:30:34 confused hold on a second why would that happen karma shield karma shield oh car you you're you're saying the other one yeah like you you're even considering the monday thing there is no benefit there's no benefit you just got a scheduling benefit i disagree we get magic uh essentially magic getbacks i'll i'll ask you a question ask me a question how did you orient your college schedule what how did you plan your college schedule i jammed them all uh tuesdays wednesdays Thursdays, I had four-day weekends every week. And I got out of there. And why was that?
Starting point is 00:31:05 I got out of there in three years. And why is that? Because I wanted four-day weekends? Yes, because you want a concentrated level of just like, let's get this fucking over with, and then you're free. Well, also because you have to travel to the city. So, like, it makes this... This is not a good point at all.
Starting point is 00:31:20 This is a good... You basically did a version of this. That's what doing that is. You're making your Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday very upsetting for a trade-off of a better weekend. So that Monday, I have to do all of the work for the month, too? No. So then this doesn't make any sense.
Starting point is 00:31:38 No, I'm just saying this is— It's an awful example. No, I'm just saying that is a real-life example of you've already kind of been applying this principle. You're saying something. You are. Yes. It has nothing to do with your point, is all I'm saying. No, it is a similar principle to this.
Starting point is 00:31:54 I get where you're going with it, but I do think there's other factors you're not considering. like he had to he had to commute to the city one last time a week so or is it two two less times a week so he saved like he saves like six hours by doing this yes so exactly yeah he has he has made the total sucking also less right he made the total sucking less he did cram the sucking but he also he reduced the sucking as well i'm confused this doesn't too much this doesn't reduce the sucking this just crams you know that's a that's a very good point but it is in a similar vein i think there's something there and all that to say you're picking the karma shield right now on principle you have to go with your your cramming thing the thing about
Starting point is 00:32:40 the karma shield is that it works both ways if you do something bad you will something bad will happen to you just don't do things that bad don't set neighbors houses i'm not saying that bad but i'm just saying like i don't know also oh it's a permanent like you cut somebody off on the highway who knows what's gonna happen to you it's like you what do you mean you'll get cut off and now you have to and now we do know though you do know and now you have to think about like well it just has something equally as bad it could be something that i you know i don't know okay it's not the same because because because now you have to think about like everything i just did like was that the right thing is that gonna bite me in the ass like i don't know well do you think karma is real in
Starting point is 00:33:19 life i think that karma shield thing happens already so okay i i i i already have that i'm i'm picking the i'm picking the cramming the i hate mondays call me garfield this guy's gonna because i hate fucking this guy's gonna fuck a lasagna dude yeah i hate mondays yeah i'll go shield how many people know the lasagna reference is that even possible a few people definitely do a few people somebody posted in the discord that they were that they watched that episode recently just for the lasagna bit i think that they were just going through the whole there there are many people out there that go through the whole the whole rolodex of the if that doesn't episode catalog yeah if that doesn't keep someone here forever i don't know
Starting point is 00:33:59 what will the the effort to go to episode one i would even if i went back i think i would watch back just for nostalgia i might start at episode 150 start episode 66 why that's the first time it was just us three oh three's company is what it's called when's when's the first time away from the old set that is after episode 100 i think yeah because 100 we were still on the set with the cake though after 100 okay good to know oh you got the numbers you got the numbers stan well i don't i don't know the numbers i don't know exactly the numbers but i just remember the cake for 100 episodes so or 10 000 subscribers no that was 100 episodes no no a thousand subscribers is when i was still editing on the folding table where the couch is now upstairs
Starting point is 00:34:43 i was just i just had no one no one was here well i think we did good that was a that was a we blazed through that one we blazed through it blaze that was some good questions go watch episode was lasagna episode four now no it's definitely more because we had guests on at that point i saw also someone screenshotted and sent oh i'm watching martin's first episode yeah i saw that as well yes thank you got please stop doing that listen i mean i'll be the first to say oh no you don't have to those episodes probably not as good as as the newer ones well imagine they're better maybe they're better i don't know should we go back watch episode one to ten and come back on like an episode and give notes we should just we should just pick one episode
Starting point is 00:35:26 and re-talk about every single topic oh i'd love that i think we have i think i think we do it better can we do the one where danny shit himself no we've talked we've told that story five times But it's so good. I think there are some all-time topics in there, even though we're very new at what we're doing and very diamonds in the rough. But there's some all-time topics, like the Super Bowl commercial one,
Starting point is 00:35:48 where we said we would all pool together enough money to get a one-second time slot in the Super Bowl. Oh, that's very funny. And the commercial would be the length of half a second, so it'd be, Pinky Boys! And that's it. Well, leave it in the comments down below.
Starting point is 00:35:59 Do you want us to do a Deja Vu episode where we just re-talk about all the topics, but better? I think it would have to be... People change. It's been seven years. Danny, you change from your opinion. I can't imagine. I actually, if I go back and watch the old episodes, I might get angry.
Starting point is 00:36:15 I might get angry and be like, well, he changed that opinion. Well, that opinion didn't last more than two weeks. Oh, he said that actually again last week. Oh, but then he changed it in the same episode. I'd rather be liquid and have an ever-evolving mind than be rigid and stuck in my ways. Like you. Like you. I'm not rigid.
Starting point is 00:36:36 I'm not rigid. I'm pretty smooth. You are smooth. That's enough. Okay. JT, JT, tell them what to find you. Let's go. You can find me on Instagram at TheJBalls.
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