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Would You Rather Pt. 33 - Picky Boys Podcast #432

July 12, 20260 comments♥ 0
00:00all right welcome back to the picky boys it's time for everyone's favorite would you ratherit's been two months actually technically because we did the mount rushmore now that i'm thinkingabout it i was wrong about when this comes out this is out the 12th oh so we're racing we couldbe racing we could be racing right now i forgot because yours is coming out this is a week laterthat's why i'm wearing this because i'm racing right now racing right now so this is the 12thso we're possibly it'd be up to the generation right now also check if we're checking for liveregeneration regeneration i think you meant generosity your generosity that you keepregenerating every time we do something like this gentrification yeah i don't think that's right no
00:38okay possibly we are day 10 11 12 3 3 3 yeah we would have two sleeps so it's day threeit's like two nights one day yeah yeah it's confusing which also i think we have a bigspecial guest today yes it's very possible actually but um twitch.tv slash the picky boyswhat should we have them say because i'm not gonna remember this uh let's do uh uh triscuitslike oh gosh i really wish you guys had triscuits yeah or like you guys should use triscuit or likeno it's way funnier when they when we point it to danny because while danny's racing he's likewhy do they keep saying that i was just about this i was just about to point it towards shaznow that feels unfair he's not even here they say they just say like like chas when did you
01:29fall in love with triscuits what is the goaded triscuit flavor triscuits are the worst crackeri love that so much all right so twitch.tv slash the picky boys if we're still aliveif we're still racing and chas is there just what was it what was the line write this in the chatWhen did you fall in love with Triscuits?Or just like ask him about why Triscuits are his favorite snack.Whatever way you want to ask that.As Chaz's teammate.I'm not going to remember this at all.
02:00As Chaz's teammate, I will only allow this to go on for a maximum of two hours.Because this is going to fuck with him.I already know.I'm like, I've never had a Triscuit.Put your mic in front of you.Sorry, I was trying to show the thing.Oh, okay, okay.Oh, what's it called?
02:15Oh, my God.Yeah.So, Chaz, when did you fall in love with Triscuits?And then when he's like, what are you talking about?Just like, all right, go to Triscuit.Like, I don't like Triscuits.That's going to be so good.I'm going to forget that.
02:28Oh, boy.This is way too far.Yeah.Yeah.I mean, I'm going to forget that completely.We're filming in advance, getting ready so we don't have to constantly film during thecard-a-thon.Because someone's going on vacation.
02:39It's because we're literally doing something.We're literally doing something.We're literally doing something.I will be back from vacation.I'm on vacation.No, it doesn't make any sense.twitch.tv slash the picky boys get in there say what's up um check on the vibes we're gonna needgood vibes probably we go for a while so true it is a would you rather episode yes uh can i start
02:59by the way because i think maybe me and antonio have maybe we do the same one and i want to seeif we do maybe we don't so i started with one that's been going around a lot and i have alittle bit of of a alteration to it it's been making the rounds yeah yeah yeah so would yourather go to jail for three years or until your mom beats elden ring i've seen this yeah okay ihave this i was gonna i was gonna ask it i'm gonna scrap it from the record i have a question doeither of your moms know what elden ring is no got it they know she knows what video games aredoes that help that's a start it's a start that's a start because there are moms who don't when'sthe last time she picked up a controller i think she played mario kart with me and my sisters and
03:41brothers maybe two years ago does that help i'm asking does it help you i don't know the originalone i was five years i have five five oh my god the original one was like five like five years injail or until your mom beats elden ring all right so here my answer for this is is i'm i'm hittingthe slammer i'm going to the slam you're not even gonna give your mom a chance are you going to theslammer are you are you giving your mom a shot to be clear if my mom takes longer than five yearsI'm still in jail, right?It's until she beats it.Yeah.
04:12So you're going to the slammer either way here for at least a few days.How good is your mom?I'm just saying, like, in general, there's no way to avoid jail time here.No.I'll pick my mom if she knows what it is.Okay, you want to ask her?I'm going to call her.So how are you going to frame this question?
04:33Mom, do you know what Elden Ring is?I feel like that was...It's like, Mom, I'm going to jail.while i'm going to jail i'm gonna need you he's not gonna pick up so i already lost i'm alreadygoing to jail for five years please your call has you just doubled your sentence because nowi'm just going to jail going to jail danny could your mom beat elden ring i have very little faiththe last time my mom picked up a game controller it was a vr headset and she immediately threw itat the tv wow cracked the whole thing in half but uh hold on oh got a call back hello what's up
05:11neil yeah oh where's mom uh she is right here what's up all right so i'm filming for the pickyboys okay and neil i wanted you to neil's my uh younger brother i wanted you a part of thisquestion. Mom, do you know what Elden Ring is? Are we talking about like sci-fi movies?Got it. Okay. That's already a bad start. Okay. Neil, you're next to her?Yes, I am. Neil, would you rather go to jail for five years or you're in jail until mom beatsElden Ring? What would you rather do? Oh, is it a game? It's a video game? Yeah, you got it.do you really think she'll take five years to beat that video game oh you think she'll takeless than five oh what is it a fantasy computer game you gotta stop asking questions you gotta
06:04stop asking questions i'll take the jail time all right thank you love you both thank youoh man i've always been a gamer but i don't understand neil goes no mom it's differentyou heard him it's a it's a different it's a very hard how about neil download it and have her playfor like the like a couple hours all right is it like a final fantasy game please stop askingyou can't do final fantasy that's just pick i could never complete it but that's just too hardyou don't even have to do anything in final fantasy you just pick an action and it does itfor you oh not when i used to play i'm talking about at least a decade ago no that's not thatfar ago i think i played a decade ago all right thank you i think i'm going to jail yeah it's a
06:51life science bro all right thanks neil all right bye might have your might have to choose jailsyou're in trouble you're in a little bit of trouble um i like the confidence honestly i thinkthere's an angle here of like if neil could coach her through it maybe you'd do that because thereare builds in elden ring to make it very easy but easy for a mom i don't know so she's have youever played elden ring no i have not either so i don't even really know how hard it is i know it'slike notoriously hard dude i thought it would be really funny and i was going to propose this todanny if he did like how the streamers do it where you can't end stream until you beat elden ring ijust want the danny to do it it's it's a long game it's not a short game i i think i'm trusting my
07:39mom here really oh i think i think that a mother's love and and require like like uh will to get meout of jail like if you practice video games for two years straight you're not even playingelden ring yet like you'll get decently okay at video games yeah but if your strategy is if she'sgonna play two years anyway to not play a single game of elden ring that's a bad plan well i knowbut i would say that i mean that's just like that's just more of an example but i think thatwithin five years three years i would have taken jail time within five years i think three yearsis basically like the mark that's how long it would take her yeah just like good just like acouple like a year or two of just like getting the bearings and then finally just like complete
08:23she doesn't have to like you know not get hurt or die right so so she just she just has to beat itshe could be coached and look up how to play and all that stuff like it's not just she's in a roomoh god so she's in jail now no i meant i meant i meant like i meant like her she can't learncan't coach or look shit up or um no i mean if you could do all that then probably lessen itit's still it's still it's still it's a notoriously difficult game i i think it's alittle overhyped how difficult it is but for a mom it might as well be infinity difficult yeahyeah but so my follow-up question would be i'm curious let's say it's still three yearswhat if we said
09:04Super Mario 64are you picking mom or jail timethree years oh she'll be fineokay what about likeHalo 3 Legendaryoh manI think shooter is actually probably one of thelower categories
09:21of she can beat thisI think shooting games aretremendously hard for people who have nograsp of video game interfaceokay sorry I agree with youI thought you were saying lower difficultyyou're seeing lower chance of lower chance of her beating it yeah because elder ring you don't haveto aim yeah you just kind of it's all lockdown combat like shooting games are very hard like
09:40unless you kind of know it it's hard to grasp wow but so you'd rather your mom take a crack atelden ring than halo 3 legendary campaign yes but halo 3 is just shorter yeah you could beat it ina night bro that's true it's just shorter there's no way i'd rather my mom play elden ring thanhalo 3 legendary all the skulls on i know ball uh we'll say no the big four are on no no thatnever mind no it's impossible one of the skulls is just like anytime you die you restart themission yeah you can't you can't do that yeah that's what i think part of this is also becausei've never played elder ring but i have unfortunately been dragged along into halo3 legendary and i was not good at it at all yeah so it feels harder to me how about you do a live
10:23stream where not to beat the whole thing because that might take a week but like you play untilor until a thousand deaths or something no i'd love i'd love to do like one day just like alike a week long like i can't leave this room until we play elder rank that'd be so fun that'dbe so it i i wouldn't also i think you guys have oh i i i get i get underestimated constantly formy gaming ability like jason definitely thinks there's no way i could i could beat i could beatit at all maybe he might think that jason do you think danny could do one of his little yeah doJason, do you think Danny could beat Elden Ring in a week if he streams it 24-7?Just pop it up.
10:59No.No, he can't.No, of course he can't.I think it checks bigger.It's just like this.You've got to pause it and zoom it in.Now it's just going to be over your face the entire time.How many hours in a week?
11:10162 or something?I have no idea.How many hours?Do the math real quick.Seven times 24.I'm going to say you could get 14 in a day because you need sleep, you need to eat, and you need like a break here and there.A half hour maybe.so he's gotta go watch his movies i don't know what he's gonna do i i think honestly danny i
11:27would be if i had to put money on it i would put the house on you being able to beat it in a weeki love that shit i would i would as long as you want to look up stuff yeah i can look up like abuild right sure sure i mean yeah i've i'll bet money you want to bet money sure i'll bet moneyi'll bet against you and you better not let me down we're gonna have to make we're gonna haveWe're going to have to, you know, you know me.I need my confidence circumstance.You're going to need a set.I'm going to need a little, yeah, I'm going to need a set.
11:56I'm probably going to need maybe a knight costume or something like that.You could have all that.But then you can't go see your movies, though.You've got to be on stream.No, I understand that.All right, fine.I'll make a set for you.Honestly, that might be the biggest draw for me to beat it as soon as possible.
12:08So you go see a movie?I've got to see the movies for the week.You've got to see the movies.Literally next week, those movies will still be there.It's a long game, Danny.It's long.You're not seeing movies that week.that's fair
12:18I would love to do thatwrite in the commentsif you want to see that happenI would love to do thatalright let's do it thenoh god that's gonna be so funnyumI got one
12:27that wasalright that was a good oneI got one from our discordI have a simple onefrom our discordand a complicated onefrom our discordwhat should we start with
12:35let's do a simple oneI feel like we justwe just went for a little whileokaysimple one from our discordyou can join atpatreon.comslash freaky boys
12:41by the waybeautiful community in therelove thatwould you rather alwayshave wet sleevesor always have wet socks.Two deeply unpleasant sensations.For some reason, when I pictured sleeves,
12:55it was only kind of...Yeah, like right here.It was only here.But is it the whole thing, technically?I think it's like elbow down.Like, it's like this kind of...It's like you accidentally were doing the dishes too muchand you're...
13:06Yeah.And if I have short sleeves, it's just the whole thing?Yeah, I'd say that.I think that's fair.That sucks.But wet socks is just a nightmare.And I'm guessing I can't avoid it by...No, because you could not wear a shirt, right?
13:19I don't have to always wear a shirt.Yes, you can not wear a shirt or you can not wear socks, I guess.Yeah, but I feel like it's so much easier.This guy doesn't wear socks anymore.I'm not wearing them right now.The thing is, I always wear socks with Crocs.Yeah, because you are appropriately mannered.And because my feet are always wet anyway.
13:36I thought he was going to jump on that.No, you're trying to rage bait me?Yeah, I thought I was trying to rage bait you.You want me to get angry? I'll get angry.I was trying to rage bait a little bit.No, I think that you have to go sleeves here because the thing about sleeves is if they're wet, at least at the end of the day when you take your shirt off, your arms aren't, like, white and wrinkly.That's what happens to your feet, bro.It's awful.
13:55They look like they're half.You're going to get trench foot.What's that?You're scaring me.Trench foot is a thing.This is Danny's lesson about things he knows nothing about.um trench foot is a thing i think something i term popularized in world war one where if youif you get your feet wet in like a boot or your sock or whatever and walk around
14:19eventually it causes like a fungus perhaps oh i already have that oh that's he does have thatokay he does i don't think you have trench foot this is like a bad this is worse no he's got he'sgot the new thing they call it which is like disgusting athlete's foot gotcha yeah but i'mnot a little different right that's why i said like because athletes would be like oh he's anathlete, he has athlete's foot. When you're not an athlete, it's like he hasdisgusting foot. From what Ithink I know, trench footcan make you lose your foot.
14:45That's how bad it is. Okay, I don't have that.Do you remember when JT almost lost his leg?I do remember that. JT, we were playingsoftball, and JT played in shorts,slid to secondbase or third base, whatever. Let's call it a triple.Slid to third base, cut uphis entire calf, didn't go to the doctor,
15:01was limping. What'd they say when you finally went?When I went, they sent me to the ERbecause I just went to...probably urgent care or something yeah and they gave me the big the biggest scare of my life maybeand said you might lose your leg because it's clearly infected they said if the infection hasreached the bone because um they were using a hammer and tapping the bone and it was hurting alot they said if the infections reach the bone you might lose your life to be clear this isn'tum oh jt slid he woke up in the next morning oh my leg really hurts went to the doctor jt what
15:31two weeks later when you thought it was healing on its own how far did you wait well there was a lotof dirt in the cut so i kind of had to wait a few days for the dirt to get out of there before uh icould make any real decisions yeah you gotta shake it out the dirt it took you three daysyeah something like that to get dirt out well i couldn't tell what was blood and scab and whatwas just dirt that i couldn't get out of the my leg so it was kind of hard it was it was a murkydecision i couldn't tell what was going on in my leg but there was time he was limping around likeDude, there's something wrong with the leg.Did you try all the home remedies, like hydrogen peroxide?
16:10Yeah.A little Neosporin, perhaps.Hydrogen peroxide.I'm not kidding.I thought he was going to say, what's that?No, no.You know what's wild?The hydrogen peroxide, I feel like it doesn't hurt, but it looks like it should.
16:23It hurts me.It hurts.It doesn't hurt at all.It just bubbles up.It goes.It doesn't stay when it does.No.That might be how deep the cut is.
16:30No, no, no, no, because I've used it on other cuts.rubbing alcohol hurts more than anything in the world on a cut but hydrogen peroxide just goesit definitely bubbles sometimes if it's if it's not that deep but if it's deep a little bit i haveto go like i'm a man there's definitely a sting involved it feels like nothing to me it feels likea water i don't know and that's not me being a tough guy because rubbing alcohol i could cryand scream from the pain i never put rubbing alcohol on my cut i don't know why i'm not justNo, I'm not just pouring it, but if you get a cut and you put it on a paper towel and wipe it down to disinfect it.Isn't that hydrogen peroxide?
17:05Isn't that rubbing alcohol?No, I don't believe so.Then why'd you say no if you don't even know what you believe?You don't believe in anything.It sounds different.Hydrogen peroxide.Alcohol is isopropyl something.That sounds right.
17:20What does that mean?Isopropyl.Isopropyl?Isopropyl?i'll take wet sleeves but being in a suit would actually be horrific i'm gonna go wet sleeves aswell yeah like being in a hoodie would suck that's a good question from the discord goodquestion from the discord thank you oh my turn my turn um i have well i gotta get rid of thefive jail thing did i ask the light switch or bathroom question would you rather have to turn
17:48off the light switch every time someone turns one on or have to follow anyone you're with tothe bathroom and wait outside the door until they're done i there's a million clarificationswe need on this one what does that light anytime someone turns a light switch on you have to turnit off yeah to the dark yeah and what do you mean anytime like if i'm in a if i'm in this houseand someone turns it on upstairs i have to go and turn it off well i feel like i have to see it youhave to see it if you walk into a house and the lights are on no one did it right so i can neverhave light brother if you walk into the house and the light's on you didn't see anyone turn it onoh you have to physically see yeah yeah yeah that's why like you're not just gonna teleport
18:32to everyone who's using the bathroom you have to see them go use the bathroom well i okay okay umoh that seems like it's dude one one seems just frankly rude and the other is kind of creepy soWould you rather be rude or creepy, kind of?I feel like it would be so rude if you turned on the lights and I just went, boop.And we just kept going back and forth.GT, would you stop?I think at that point, we would kind of know.I think the light switch would actually be somewhat easy to live with.
19:04Like, everybody would know this about me.Like, it's just an OCD thing?And say, like, oh, Danny, come down in five seconds.Yeah, Danny, can you close your eyes?And then you turn it on, and then we can live.Okay.It would be annoying to have to.People might live with that, honestly, the OCD thing of light switches.
19:19But it would be like, oh, God.It's like how Jewish people have elevators for the Shabbos where they don't have to press the button.It just goes to every floor.It just goes to every floor.Like we can figure out a workaround to this light switch thing.We're all in the living room, and, you know, it's morning, but it's getting sort of evening.The light's not on yet, and Danny's on the couch like, Danny, earmuffs.Exactly.
19:44We have to turn on the light switch so he's done.We could do that.We could figure that out.We could live like this.The bathroom thing is...But what if we all have it?The bathroom thing is a little weird.Yeah, if every time I went to the bathroom, Danny just got up and I opened the door, he's there.
19:58He's like, what are you doing?Get out of here.Yeah.Were you listening to me?So if you were with a girl, you'd kind of just be standing outside the woman's bathroom and they'd look weirder?Yeah, it's not great.Not a good look.No, it's not a good look.
20:10I think I'll take the light switch thing and hopefully my friends will just learn to live with it.what if you have to find out that that's a thing on its own like you don't know you have it youjust do it so it's not you can warn anybody it would take a few tries like what are youstop it what are you doing and you're like i don't i don't know i can't i can't yeah umuh what if it's a public bathroom what does that mean do i have to stand outside of the bathroomor do i have to stand like outside of the stall honestly i'm i'm hoping the bathroom it's wayfunnier if it's the stall and that would be very scary if if if i'm going to the bathroom and ijust see danny's feet are you is your feet facing me or away that's really important to me because
20:50away i was like oh he's guarding me that's nice facing me like actually what are you doingi don't i have no idea you know what i mean the way the shoes are facing is very important to meone's protective one is intrusive yeah yeah i see what you're saying i'm going light switchYou want that question even now?The bathroom one is too weird.It's just too weird.It's just weird.I also don't want to hear the bowel movement sounds of people.
21:19Of all your friends.Or someone's a loud pisser.Why'd you say pisser like that?Someone's a loud pisser.All right, fair enough.I think I'm going to go light switch as well.All right.Even though Danny forces us to hear his tummy noises every day anyway.
21:34What the hell does that have to do with anything?I'm not forcing you to stand by it.you're forcing the room to hear it so i can't stop this we can talk about thisthe echoes bellow through this guy's a fellow it's dr seuss and a poet okay all right here'sthe next one would you rather have a demon an angel on your shoulders giving you advicefor every decision you know this is the classic it's actually a mini demon youand a mini angel you oh can it be me mini but in the costumes yeah of course that'sor would you rather be able to see 0.5 seconds into the future?
22:12So kind of a very incredible but also very, I think, useless superpower.I was actually trying to think of scenarios where this superpower would be useful.To be honest, I couldn't really think of anything other than, like, sports.I think you'd be mad good at sports because you could predict every move a little bit.Other than that, I don't know how useful this would be.Half a second's not a lot.I don't know.maybe at some level of sports half a second matters i can't i don't even think in sports
22:42half a second matters too much try to time half a second okay okay just try just try to time half asecond ready so do i do i tell you when to stop yeah i'm gonna say go you tell me when to stopokay all right go stop no that was already 0.7 i'm saying well so that again that's what i wasthinking of human reaction time is like a quarter second at best that's pretty fast so this doesn'tgive you a lot of time to do anything actually in baseball it might that's the only i think inbaseball i think in fighting like boxing or something sure because you could see the punchescoming in baseball half a second but do you just live like constantly yeah can you yeah i don'tknow half a second or do you like see it and then all of a sudden you have to like i don't know i
23:24don't know yeah how does that work i think you could see it in your mind's eye and i think overtime you'd get far better at it right you'd like at first it'd be kind of hard to be focusing onwhat you're doing and like seeing it but i think if you live with this like after a year you'd bepretty good at like you know using it while living yeah either even but even then even if you getgood with it i don't think it's that useful so do you guys want a demon an angel like a conscienceor or a superpower no i don't want the demon an angel because the demon's just gonna makereally good points it's just gonna make really good points like why are you doing that i'mdefinitely taking demon and angel that sounds awesome i also awesome it sounds like a big
24:07burden i love the demon and angel i really do i also i think the demon it wouldn't necessarilybe like oh he's just telling you to do evil shit i think it would be more like he's trying to getyou to do self-serving decisions like come on think about yourself here you know he's not justa just go kill people wait i didn't say i didn't say that this is just a physical manifestationof things that like are already in most people's heads anyway it's like they're you know you havetwo different decisions one is like not great and one is a little better you know like everybodyhas that inner dialogue anyway danny says yes they're just two demons like god damn it sorrywe couldn't find uh an angel for you but it's like one demon and one like uh what is it called
24:48like an anti-hero kind of like not good but not bad that would be not good that would be veryWell, I mean, it depends on which advice I take.I'd still rather take this guy's advice.I don't know how to answer that.It sounds like you're going future.I'm going to turn.Future Sight.No, Future Sight doesn't do anything.
25:08I can't go play baseball now.It's too late.What am I going to crush softball?I can do that now.What's half a second going to do for me?What if it was one second?I might take that.I feel like that's a big difference.
25:20It's an enormous difference.I feel like that's a big difference.I might do one second.not still though i don't know outside of sports that it's that useful anywhere i feel likeone second i could like i think that's enough time to where you could you might be able to do magiclike i could probably just predict what you're gonna say in a second like the words you comeout you say more than a word per second like i might be able to just do things i can't thinkof everything right now i'm on the spot but i might be able to do i could do things i think
25:47if you got really good at it maybe but like they'd have to literally be on the verge of saying it andthen you would say it yeah for some reason i thought about trickery and magic as welllike i thought about like now tell me the name of your card like tell me what your card was andthen he says it and now i know it already but you'd have to like before he says you'd have tocut them all what about like you do a whole trick yeah yeah i'd have to cut them off what about rockpaper scissors on the decision that's a second right i could never lose my never lose so that'swhat i'm saying it's like there are i can't think of it right now i'm like oh he's taking a powerto beat rock resistance no i'm saying i can't think of it but there are seconds enough time
26:21you know i think i might take a second i don't care devil and angel i already have that theyburdened me all the time i think the nice thing about the angel is sometimes you are in a situationwhere you don't know what the right thing to do is and at least you'd have even if that's not thechoice you're gonna make at least you'd know what the right thing to do is i think the angel wouldtell you yeah but it's start getting lazy he would start getting lazy he started failing at his jobyeah he started getting lazy the devil get too convincing or worse they agree with each otheri'm like what am i supposed to do now now what am i supposed to do oh man a second has now oh herewe go has now changed this a little bit like you could potentially like avoid a car crash with a
27:03second notice you know yeah we see now is it is it spider sense or do you have to activate it oris it always there because then you're you're living that's a great question because then you'rebecause in your scenario it's always on so you're driving like i'd miss your high fives now becausei don't know like my timing's off yeah oh my god i don't know he's thinking so hard i don't knowuh i'm gonna do the devil and the angel i would just like someone to talk toi would just like someone to talk to it's like what do you guys think about life like what'sgoing on over there yeah i like that i'll go the same thing danny all right devil angel for all ofus sure why not all right this is the somewhat more complex one okay so these are two options
27:48the first option you could take every bad thing that would happen to you throughout the monthand shove it all into the first monday of the month or you could have a magic shield of justicewhere no matter what happens to you something at exactly the same level on the opposite end of thescale happens to you the next day for example someone bumps into you and spills your coffeeright as you go to take the first step and the next day you'll find a ten dollar bill on thesidewalk so it's basically like a karma shield question yes is the shield physical great do iget a real shield i do not believe so it's a magic shield oh i would love a glowing like a glowingblue shield or something yeah and like maybe a spike in the center you have to say karma shield
28:32and the clarification on the monday is that it's not more bad things than usual it's just you canpack all of your bad things into one day that's horrible that does that's not a bonus at all idisagree bro that doesn't sound good at all i mean you have one terrible day and then you arebasically no for a fact nothing bad will happen for the rest of the month you can like live thenall sunday i'm gonna be anxious about tomorrow because it's all gonna suck also how morbid cani be here i don't know can i morbid dan a little bit or should we wait for peter like what if iwas gonna get in a car crash like 28 days from now like and now it zoomed up to monday now i'minjured you know and i'm and that's as not severe as i'll go it's like that's not fun true but then
29:15the next day in the hospital they can't tell you any bad news yeah i guess so i don't know so sothat means you've made it out unscathed honestly yesterday no because yesterday we thought youwe'd have to take your limbs now you're good bro every monday you need to like think you might bedead you see i didn't even think about it like that if you have like a family member that wasgonna pass away this month it's gonna happen on monday and yet i'll be thinking about that likeif your house was gonna burn if your house was gonna burn if your house was gonna burn thatwhat i like i like i like to know a little bit before something bad happens but you don't knowno you don't know no but i could at least be prepped like i like to be mentally prepped
29:57because or else it comes out of nowhere and then boom fucking to get knocked outyou're picking the day sure but that is still coming out of nowhere yeah i know but i can atleast mentally prepare myself like tomorrow's gonna suck that's okay danny wakes up danny wakesup tuesday no car house burnt down all this again this is not this is stuff that would have alreadyhappened so it's not there is no trade-off all of these things are already happening just at adifferent time yeah but if i pick that one and my house burns down i just walk into a new houseand apparently i get it so so whatever you're saying it doesn't make any senseno yeah the other one had no bonuses it doesn't make any sense what you're saying wait i'm
30:34confused hold on a second why would that happen karma shield karma shield oh car you you're you'resaying the other one yeah like you you're even considering the monday thing there is no benefitthere's no benefit you just got a scheduling benefit i disagree we get magic uh essentiallymagic getbacks i'll i'll ask you a question ask me a question how did you orient your collegeschedule what how did you plan your college schedule i jammed them all uh tuesdays wednesdaysThursdays, I had four-day weekends every week.And I got out of there.And why was that?
31:05I got out of there in three years.And why is that?Because I wanted four-day weekends?Yes, because you want a concentrated level of just like,let's get this fucking over with, and then you're free.Well, also because you have to travel to the city.So, like, it makes this...This is not a good point at all.
31:20This is a good...You basically did a version of this.That's what doing that is.You're making your Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday very upsettingfor a trade-off of a better weekend.So that Monday, I have to do all of the work for the month, too?No.So then this doesn't make any sense.
31:38No, I'm just saying this is—It's an awful example.No, I'm just saying that is a real-life example of you've already kind of been applying this principle.You're saying something.You are.Yes.It has nothing to do with your point, is all I'm saying.No, it is a similar principle to this.
31:54I get where you're going with it, but I do think there's other factors you're not considering.like he had to he had to commute to the city one last time a week so or is it two two less times aweek so he saved like he saves like six hours by doing this yes so exactly yeah he has he hasmade the total sucking also less right he made the total sucking less he did cram the suckingbut he also he reduced the sucking as well i'm confused this doesn't too much this doesn'treduce the sucking this just crams you know that's a that's a very good point but it isin a similar vein i think there's something there and all that to say you're picking thekarma shield right now on principle you have to go with your your cramming thing the thing about
32:40the karma shield is that it works both ways if you do something bad you will something bad willhappen to you just don't do things that bad don't set neighbors houses i'm not saying that bad buti'm just saying like i don't know also oh it's a permanent like you cut somebody off on the highwaywho knows what's gonna happen to you it's like you what do you mean you'll get cut off and nowyou have to and now we do know though you do know and now you have to think about like well it justhas something equally as bad it could be something that i you know i don't know okay it's not thesame because because because now you have to think about like everything i just did like was that theright thing is that gonna bite me in the ass like i don't know well do you think karma is real in
33:19life i think that karma shield thing happens already so okay i i i i already have thati'm i'm picking the i'm picking the cramming the i hate mondays call me garfield this guy'sgonna because i hate fucking this guy's gonna fuck a lasagna dude yeah i hate mondays yeahi'll go shield how many people know the lasagna reference is that even possible a few peopledefinitely do a few people somebody posted in the discord that they were that they watchedthat episode recently just for the lasagna bit i think that they were just going through the wholethere there are many people out there that go through the whole the whole rolodex of theif that doesn't episode catalog yeah if that doesn't keep someone here forever i don't know
33:59what will the the effort to go to episode one i would even if i went back i think i would watchback just for nostalgia i might start at episode 150 start episode 66 why that's the first timeit was just us three oh three's company is what it's called when's when's the first time awayfrom the old set that is after episode 100 i think yeah because 100 we were still on the setwith the cake though after 100 okay good to know oh you got the numbers you got the numbers stanwell i don't i don't know the numbers i don't know exactly the numbers but i just rememberthe cake for 100 episodes so or 10 000 subscribers no that was 100 episodes no no a thousandsubscribers is when i was still editing on the folding table where the couch is now upstairs
34:43i was just i just had no one no one was here well i think we did good that was a that wasa we blazed through that one we blazed through it blaze that was some good questions go watchepisode was lasagna episode four now no it's definitely more because we had guests on atthat point i saw also someone screenshotted and sent oh i'm watching martin's first episode yeahi saw that as well yes thank you got please stop doing that listen i mean i'll be the first to sayoh no you don't have to those episodes probably not as good as as the newer ones well imaginethey're better maybe they're better i don't know should we go back watch episode one to tenand come back on like an episode and give notes we should just we should just pick one episode
35:26and re-talk about every single topic oh i'd love that i think we have i think i think we do itbetter can we do the one where danny shit himself no we've talked we've told that story five timesBut it's so good.I think there are some all-time topics in there,even though we're very new at what we're doingand very diamonds in the rough.But there's some all-time topics,like the Super Bowl commercial one,
35:48where we said we would all pool together enough moneyto get a one-second time slot in the Super Bowl.Oh, that's very funny.And the commercial would be the length of half a second,so it'd be,Pinky Boys!And that's it.Well, leave it in the comments down below.
35:59Do you want us to do a Deja Vu episodewhere we just re-talk about all the topics, but better?I think it would have to be...People change.It's been seven years.Danny, you change from your opinion.I can't imagine.I actually, if I go back and watch the old episodes, I might get angry.
36:15I might get angry and be like, well, he changed that opinion.Well, that opinion didn't last more than two weeks.Oh, he said that actually again last week.Oh, but then he changed it in the same episode.I'd rather be liquid and have an ever-evolving mind than be rigid and stuck in my ways.Like you.Like you.I'm not rigid.
36:36I'm not rigid.I'm pretty smooth.You are smooth.That's enough.Okay.JT, JT, tell them what to find you.Let's go.You can find me on Instagram at TheJBalls.
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36:56Great video.Just one up.And our TikTok, ThePickyBoys.Did he get that, Jason?Yes.